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Okay, kids. I have some exciting news.
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Today, for the first time, you will be
taking a state-mandated IQ test.
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-Seriously?
-Oh, man!
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Whoo-hoo! Test! Holla!
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Now, for those of you who don't know,
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IQ stands for "idiot quiz."
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It measures your level of stupidity.
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Actually, I think IQ stands for
"intelligence quotient."
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And it's supposed to test
how smart you are.
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Hmm, that doesn't sound right.
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Anyway, good luck.
I want you all to do really well.
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Or really poorly,
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depending on which of us is right
about what IQ stands for.
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Do we have to take this?
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IQ tests don't measure
other forms of intelligence.
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Like artistic intelligence,
emotional intelligence,
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or who can eat the most
corn nuts intelligence.
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Well, I don't perform well on tests.
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I fold under pressure.
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See? I'm, like, really nervous.
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(Theme music playing)
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(Whoo!)
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♪ Everybody's got that thing ♪
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♪ Something different we all bring ♪
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♪ Don't you let 'em clip your wings ♪
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♪ You got itYou got it ♪
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♪ We're on fire and we blaze ♪
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♪ In extraordinary ways ♪
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♪ 365 days ♪
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♪ We got itWe got it ♪
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♪ You can dream it ♪
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♪ You can be it ♪
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♪ If you can feel it ♪
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♪ You can believe it ♪
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♪ 'Cause I am, you are, we are ♪
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♪ ExceptionalExceptional ♪
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♪ Yeah, I am, you are, we are ♪
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♪ ExceptionalExceptional ♪
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♪ Ooh, ooh, oohOoh, ooh ♪
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(Whoo!)
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Inside these envelopes
are the results of your IQ test.
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Why does mine say
to eat more leafy greens?
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Oh. Sorry. That's the result
of my cholesterol test.
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Oh, I did pretty well.
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You're holding it upside down.
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Oh, that makes more sense.
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Here, Fletcher.
This is what a good score looks like.
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How'd you do, Chyna?
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Who cares? It's just a stupid test.
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Come on.
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Don't be embarrassed. I mean,
not everyone can be a genius.
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What the heck?
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Your score is higher than mine!
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I'm as surprised as you are.
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Well, not quite as surprised.
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Your eyes are practically
popping out of your head.
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There must be some mistake.
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Maybe you should take the test again.
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Yeah. I mean, maybe they mixed up
my score with someone else's,
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or maybe I didn't use a number two pencil.
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(Laughs) You said, "Number two."
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Well, now we know how Angus did.
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I hate P.E.
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I have to take off my makeup,
put on my P.E. makeup,
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take off my P.E. makeup, then put on
my regular makeup again.
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And the gym uniforms are so unflattering.
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I know.
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I've been wearing these shorts for an hour
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and they haven't said
one nice thing to me.
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(Lexi) Cameron?
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Why weren't you in P.E. today?
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I'm training to try out for the Olympics.
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You can be excused
if you're on the varsity team
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or training competitively.
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Really?
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Well, maybe I could pursue
that stupid Olympic dream with you
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and get out of P.E., too.
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So, what event are we training for?
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Curling. Perfect.
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As you can see, I'm an expert at curling.
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No, curling is a winter Olympic sport.
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It's exactly like bowling,
but with no pins, no gutters,
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no bowling balls, on ice,
and using brooms.
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Okay. These are my new IQ test results.
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Wow.
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Now your IQ is even lower than Fletcher's.
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And he's an idiot.
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Ha-ha!
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Listen, it doesn't matter
what your score is,
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and it doesn't mean you're not smart.
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Olive, I just want you to know
I'm perfectly willing
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to love you just for your looks.
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This is impossible.
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There is no way you guys
are smarter than I am.
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What are you trying to say?
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See? The very fact that you
don't understand proves my point.
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You know, having a photographic memory
is not the same as being smart.
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I mean, a digital camera
has a photographic memory,
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but that does not make it a genius.
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Are you guys saying you think I'm dumb?
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No! I'm not saying that at all.
The test is.
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Okay, so how does this curling work?
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So, one player pushes a heavy stone
toward a target. Then...
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What are you doing?
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This sounded like it might be boring.
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There. Much better. Continue.
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So, two other players guide the stone
toward the target
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by sweeping in front of it.
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We'll use this bucket as the stone.
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You push it and I'll sweep.
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Whatever you say, beautiful.
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Ooh! Are you guys doing my favorite sport?
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Bowling with no pins, no gutters,
no bowling balls and using brooms?
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Yes. Want to be on our team?
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We need two sweepers
if we're going to make the Olympics.
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Oh, well, I would love to get back
to the Olympics again.
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Did I ever tell you I was on the US
synchronized tennis team?
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You mean synchronized swimming?
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No. Synchronized tennis,
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where two guys are playing singles
and you run out onto the court
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and try to mimic their every move.
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Then security guards chase you
and shoot you with a tranquilizer dart,
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and you try to see how far you can run
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before your body goes
completely numb.
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I won the silver.
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Sorry I'm late for lunch class.
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I got lost in the hallways.
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Tee-hee, hee, hee, hee.
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Olive? What are you doing?
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Not saying I don't like it.
I just wanna know.
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Well, the test says I'm a dumb blonde,
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so I guess I should start
acting like one.
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Which one of these is a fork?
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Forks are the ones with
the pointy things.
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Actually, they're called tines.
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Interesting factoid, forks weren't
even common in Europe
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until the 18th century.
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Ugh! I'm even stupid at being stupid!
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Hey. Don't sell yourself short.
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You can be anything you want.
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A dumb blonde, my girlfriend, anything!
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Hey, Olive.
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Want half of my bread house?
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See, this is who I should be
spending time with.
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Paisley, how can I be just like you?
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First, you need to sew my name
into your clothes.
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But that says, "Made in Taiwan."
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That's my "maiden" name.
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Wow, I have so much to unlearn from you.
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Can you believe the audacity of Olive?
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Like she's the only one of us who's...
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Perspicacious.
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Yeah! We could be smart without Olive.
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Care to partake in a game of chess?
I'll let you be the prawn.
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You know, you're not the
easiest person to be smart with.
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Are you calling me stupid?
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No, I'm calling you lacking
in cognizance.
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That's better.
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Sweep faster!
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I've yelled at dozens of maids
in my lifetime,
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and you guys are by far the worst!
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(Both laugh excitedly)
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Oh. Great news!
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I just checked online
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and I'm now the number one
ranked curler in California.
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You're number one in a sport?
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How'd that happen?
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Because the only other guy
who played it just died.
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I'm number one!
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Well, I don't know anything about curling,
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except that I can do it better than you.
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Maybe I'll give it a go.
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No! You can't do that.
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Why? Afraid of a little competition?
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(Scoffs) I'm not afraid
of a little competition.
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I'm afraid of any competition.
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Bring it on, pip-squeak.
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We're going to mop the floor
with your team.
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Uh, I thought we were using brooms.
I'm afraid of mops.
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They remind me of witches.
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Why? Witches ride on brooms.
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(Screams)
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There you are, Chyna.
I've been searching the globe for you.
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I found China, but apparently,
it's a different China.
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Anyway, you need to get ready
for tomorrow.
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Why? What's tomorrow?
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The regional high school Acadecathlon.
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Ten events testing feats of brain power.
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Principal Skidmore wants you
to represent Webster
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since you have the highest IQ.
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-Am I entered?
-No.
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Oh, good! Your books are finally here.
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You might want to quickly
memorize all of them.
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The aca-dacka-alpaca...
Who named this stupid thing?
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I have to memorize all of these books
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and you're just giving them to me now?
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Well, it would have cost an extra $1.75
to have them shipped overnight,
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so I used the 14-day bulk rate.
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Gibson, there is no way I can win this.
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Well, you better figure out a way,
because Webster has never lost.
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And if you lose, you will feel
Principal Skidmore's rash.
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-Uh, you mean her wrath?
-Nope.
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Okay, if you're going to be like me,
you should do things I do.
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Like, right now, I'm reading this book.
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War & Peace? How far have you gotten?
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Halfway through. The title.
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I sounded out "war"
but what is this letter?
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Actually, it's a logogram
called an ampersand.
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I mean, it's a squiggly-doo!
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Paisley, have you seen...
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Olive?
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What are you wearing?
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You look ridiculous.
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Ridicaluss?
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Me no understand.
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You took the words
right out of my face hole.
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(Olive) Right?
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Listen, I know we had
that big fight earlier,
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but I was way out of line.
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That's why I'm going to
make it up to you
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and let you compete in
the aca-dacka-Chewbacca...
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-Acadecathlon?
-Yes.
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Skidmore wants me to do it,
but I don't care what she wants.
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I owe you one.
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Don't pretend like
you're doing this for me.
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Obviously you're just trying to get out
of doing it yourself.
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What do you think I am, stupid?
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-Yes.
-No!
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Listen, Olive. Forget
what the IQ test says.
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There's no better person
to compete tomorrow.
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Well, me no thinks
a stupid person like me
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would do very goodly
at a fancy smart person contest.
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Let's go, Paisley.
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We aren't smart enough to hang around
Chyna squiggly-doo Fletcher.
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Who's squiggly-doo?
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Oh, wow, the local news is here?
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This is a big deal!
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And your competition looks really smart.
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Fletcher, you're not helping.
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When have you ever known me to help?
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All right.
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Did you memorize
everything in those books?
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No. I can't remember facts.
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But I can remember lyrics.
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It was a ton of work,
but I took all the information
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and turned it into songs.
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I actually wrote a pretty good dance song
about the cardiovascular system.
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I rhymed "angioplasty"
with "ooh, you so nasty." (Laughs)
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All right, the host should be here
any minute.
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Some guy named (in British accent)
Thomas Norden.
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(Laughs)
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-(Chittering)
-That's Professor Thomas Norden.
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A porpoise?
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The host is a porpoise?
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I'm a dolphin, you ignoramus.
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But I guess we all look alike to you.
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You can talk?
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Yes. I speak through thiscomputerized translator
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because you humans are too arrogantto learn to speak Dolphin.
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Wow. This dolphin has
a real chip on his shoulder.
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Well, for a guy with no shoulders.
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Welcome to the aca-dacka-alpaca...
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Who named this thing?
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All right, our first competition isa crossword challenge.
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First one to accurately completetheir puzzle wins.
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Begin.
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Okay. One across...
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Okay. "What is the world's
fifth tallest mountain?"
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No problem.
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♪ You will never restWhen you climb Everest ♪
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♪ The second best viewIs at the top of K2 ♪
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♪ You'll shout cowabunga! ♪
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♪ When you ascend Kanchenjunga... ♪
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(Bell chiming)
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We have a winner!
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The student from theSumpter Bridgett Academy.
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(Chyna) What?
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He already answered that question?
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He answered all the questions.
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But I didn't even get to the chorus.
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For the second event,use the materials in front of you
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to build a molecular model of theelement with atomic number 81.
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So easy.
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If you want a real challenge,try doing this.
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Begin.
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(Clock ticking)
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♪ If you're having dinnerat the periodic table ♪
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♪ You need one place settingfor Mr. Hydrogen... ♪
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(Bell chiming)
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Time's up! Yale Eastlake takes it.
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Wait! But I almost had the answer.
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(Laughing)
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Everyone's laughing at Chyna.
I can't watch this.
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Sure you can.
Just move your hands, silly.
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The janitor's on your team?
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No fair! This is an amateur competition!
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That guy's a pro!
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Let's start. May the best man win.
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I don't want the best man to win.
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I want to win!
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Come on, sweep like
your lives depend on it!
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Because they do!
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Witches aren't real!
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-Yes!
-Yes!
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For the next competition,
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arrange this series of booksin chronological order
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based on year of publication. Begin.
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(Plays pitch pipe)
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♪ Tolstoy! ♪
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Chyna, people are laughing at you.
You have to do something.
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Stop putting pressure on me!
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This is terrible. That's not how
you fold a fitted sheet.
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Plus, she's embarrassing herself.
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I have to help her.
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Chyna, let me take it from here.
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So you think you can just come
into the middle of this competition
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-and save us?
-Yeah.
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Good. She stinks.
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It's a trick.
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Dostoyevsky's The Idiot
was serialized in 1868,
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but wasn't published as a book
until 1869,
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so it comes after Alcott's Little Women.
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-An obvious trap.
-No.
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An obvious trap is a tuna net.
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Webster wins the round.
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And FYI, The Idiot is my nickname
for each of my fellow competitors.
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And that is the breakdown
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of the causes of how dinosaurs
became extinct.
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Yes, and the same fateawaits you foolish humans.
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What? I didn't say anything.We have no plans.
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-Webster High wins!
-(Bell chiming)
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You did it, Olive.
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Thank you so much.
You completely saved my butt.
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Well, if there's two things
I really love, it's you
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and organizing timelines
of dead authors.
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Well, I'm sorry I made you feel dumb.
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And I'm sorry I overreacted.
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It's just so much of my identity
is tied up with being smart.
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Well, you're more than just smart.
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You're kind, and fun
and you're my best friend.
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Excuse me.
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Look, Paisley.
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We had some fun times, but
all good things must come to an end.
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And I want you to know
that it's not you, it's me.
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We're from two different worlds
and it wasn't meant to be.
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I like oranges!
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I don't understand, Olive.
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How could the IQ test say
you weren't smart
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when you just crushed everyone?
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I don't know. And who cares
about some test?
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I know I'm smart and
that's all that matters.
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Shoot!
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So I did all this for nothing?
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Did all what, Angus?
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Never mind.
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Angus?
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Did you do something
to the test results?
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If by "something" you mean
logged into the system,
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made Olive look dumb
so it'd lower her self-esteem
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so she would go out with me...
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Then no.
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-Angus!
-(Screams)
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That's it, humans.
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Turn on each other.
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(Laughing)
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Okay. We're winning.
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We would have been more ahead
if somebody wasn't a choke artist!
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(Whimpers)
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Okay, guys.
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We're neck and neck.
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Actually, we're neck, neck, neck
and neck, neck, neck.
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Because there are six necks.
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I'm very good at counting necks.
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(Both) Yeah!
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Yes! We did it!
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After beating a janitor,
a wolf mascot, and a little girl,
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nobody can stand in our way!
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00:21:49,375 --> 00:21:50,535
Ooh.
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00:21:52,083 --> 00:21:55,793
Want to get up here, Lexi?
I've got three more shoulders.
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Uh, I'm not as good
at counting shoulders.
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00:22:02,000 --> 00:22:04,710
Well, all we have to do now
is practice curling
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for nine hours a day, six days a week,
for the next three years,
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and we'll be ready for the Olympics.
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You've got to be kidding me!
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I'm not spending three years with you.
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How about now?
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00:22:19,291 --> 00:22:21,961
Well, how can I say no to that face?
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