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(theme music playing)
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Wow, we're going to
put on a great dance.
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This donation box
is really full.
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Yeah. Beep.
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Beep. Beep. Beep.
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What are you doing?
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I'm letting the traffic know
I'm going in reverse.
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What traffic?
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The other giant boxes
moving down the hallway?
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What's the matter
with you?
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My box had
the right of way!
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What's in there, your ego?
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(laughing)
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I'll have you know,
this box is from a clothing drive.
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I had my dad drive me
to the mall and buy me clothing.
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Well, if you have any
change left over,
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would you like to donate
to the dance committee?
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The only thing I'm going to donate to
the dance committee
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is this friendly advice.
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Don't mess it up!
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Don't worry, with us in charge,
it will be ANT-tastic!
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You're right,
that sounds stupid.
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Good thing we didn't print it
on 2,000 posters.
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Okay, let's see
how much we raised.
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-Ah!
-Ah!
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What are you
doing in there?
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I'm afraid Violet's
going to ask me to the dance,
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so I've been
living in here for a week.
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Fletcher, this is our donation box,
not your panic room.
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You've known me long
enough to know
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that any room I'm in is
automatically a panic room.
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Ooh, here's 11 bucks.
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Hey, that's my wallet!
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-Too bad. It was in the box.
-Yeah.
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♪ Ooh, ooh, doo, doo ♪
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-♪ Ooh, ooh, doo, doo ♪
-Whoo!
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♪ Everybody's got that thing ♪
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♪ Something differentWe all bring ♪
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♪ Don't you let 'emClip your wings ♪
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♪ You got it, you got it ♪
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♪ We're on fire and we blaze ♪
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♪ In extraordinary ways ♪
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♪ 365 days ♪
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♪ We got it, we got it ♪
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♪ You can dream itYou can be it ♪
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♪ If you can feel itYou can believe it ♪
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♪ 'Cause I am, you are, we are ♪
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♪ Exceptional, exceptional ♪
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♪ Yeah, I am, you are, we are ♪
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♪ Exceptional, exceptional ♪
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♪ Ooh, ooh, ooh ♪
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-♪ Ooh, ooh ♪
-Whoo!
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Well, the only thing we
collected for the dance
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is the stuff
in Fletcher's wallet.
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It's $11 and his
immunization card.
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Your mother takes you
to a vet?
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I've never had fleas.
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And if I behave,
he always gives me these cookies.
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Well, I hope we have
enough money for a DJ.
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Because my first
high school dance is a great opportunity
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to bust out my moves.
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Fletchie!
There you are! Think fast!
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Ow! What was that for?
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-Look at what's on the ball.
-My blood?
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No, silly. A note.
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"Will you go to
the dance with me?"
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I'd love to go to
the dance with you, Fletchie!
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What? No.
I can't take you to the dance
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because...
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I already told Chyna
I'd go with her.
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When did that happen?
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Yeah, when did
that happen?
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She had been
begging me for days,
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and the truth is,
I felt a little sorry for her.
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Right.
That's what happened.
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Thank you, Fletcher,
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for taking pity on someone as
desperate as I am.
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You can have any girl in the school,
and you choose Chyna?
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(screaming)
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Thank you.
You saved my life.
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No problem.
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As long as it's clear
we're just going as friends.
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Of course. Friends it is.
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Boyfriend and girlfriend.
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So, Cameron,
the dance is coming up.
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Yes, I'll go with you!
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I'm not asking you
on a date.
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I just brought up the dance
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so I could brag how I've already been
invited by 27 different boys,
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including the captain
of the debate team.
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He's not that cute,
but he talked me into it.
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Hi, I'm Jeanne Gossamer.
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I'm new here.
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(talking gibberish)
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Is there somewhere specific
I should sit?
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What's wrong with you?
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(talking gibberish)
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Chyna, I know how much
this dance means to you,
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-this being our first date and all...
-It's not a date.
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I'm just doing you a favor.
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I know that. I just say it for
Violet's benefit.
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She's not here.
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Huh. So she isn't.
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The point is, I've solved all of
our money problems!
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I got us
one billion dollars!
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Nice try, Fletcher.
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You're not going to
fool anyone
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with a bill that has
Chyna's face on it.
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(chuckling)
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Hmm, I look good
in a powdered wig.
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Your work is really good.
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Maybe we could raise enough money to
throw an awesome dance
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if we auctioned off
some of your paintings.
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Great idea.
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I've got some terrific new pieces
I'm sure people will love.
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Including this one,
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entitled Fletcher's LegitimateDate to the Dance.
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Lexi, can I ask you
a question?
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The answer is
dolphin milk.
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What?
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I'm sorry.
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I thought the question
was going to be,
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"How do you get your hair so lustrous
and full of body?"
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I need your help.
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How can I get a beautiful girl to go
to the dance with me?
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Go to the beach.
Find an old lamp.
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Rub it and hope a genie comes out
and offers you a wish.
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(sighs)
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Don't you think
I've tried that?
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I'm sorry, Cameron,
but the only time a beautiful girl
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falls for a guy like you
is in the movies.
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But I have a huge crush
on that new student, Jeanne,
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-who is the prettiest girl I've seen...
-Whoa. Slow down.
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I don't know who
this Jeanne is,
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but obviously she's not
the prettiest girl you've ever seen,
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because you've seen moi.
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"Moi" ?
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That foreign exchange student
from Korea?
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He's nice and all,
but Jeanne's more my type.
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Welcome to
the Fletcher Quimby auction.
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Before we start the bidding,
I left my lunch money at home,
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so who can lend me $5, $5.
Do I hear a $10? $10, $10.
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Olive!
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This is terrible.
There's only one person here.
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And Wacky's not going
to buy anything.
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He spent all his money
on sheep's clothing.
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I can't believe
no one's interested in my art.
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I'm a complete failure.
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Sorry I let everyone down.
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That's okay. We're used to it.
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(sighs) This is a disaster.
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We have no money
and the dance is in three days!
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What if we push
the dance back from three days to...
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Four days, four days,
do I hear five days?
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Five going once...
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(in heavy accent) Is this the Fletcher
Quimby art auction?
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Yes.
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I am Gnocchi,
perfumer to the stars.
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I design signature scents
for all the celebrities.
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What does this
smell like?
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(both coughing)
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It smells like corduroy
and beard sweat.
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It's one of my
best-selling colognes.
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Galifianakis!
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Is good, yes, no?
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So, you're interested
in Fletcher's art?
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Yes, I saw the preview
of your auction online
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and his paintings,
they spoke to me.
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Literally,
I heard them talk.
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To be fair,
I was in perfume factory
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surrounded by a lot of
weird chemicals.
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I'd love to meet this artist.
He's here, yes, no?
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Unfortunately,
you're too late.
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Fletcher's gone.
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Yeah. He was here one minute and then
just like that, he left us.
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Oh, no!
He's no longer with us?
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I'm afraid not.
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I'm so sorry for your loss.
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You have my condolences.
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What? No. We didn't mean
that he was...
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Wait a minute.
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If he's dead, his artwork will
skyrocket in value.
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Are there any
unsold paintings?
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I'll pay top dollar!
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Awesome!
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Uh, I mean, Fletcher would have
wanted it that way.
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Hey, Cameron.
What's with the outfit?
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Is it so you can tell the teacher that you
ate your own homework?
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You don't think
I've tried that?
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But this is for
something different.
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I thought about
what you said,
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how guys like me
only get beautiful girls in the movies.
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So I'm acting out a scene from one of the
most romantic movies of all time.
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I think.
I only watch cartoons.
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Oh!
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Would you like to
sit down?
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I don't believe
we've officially met.
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I'm Cameron.
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(sighs) I'm glad you can
say more than...
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(talking gibberish)
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Would you like
a meatball?
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Thank you.
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How romantic.
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Not very sanitary,
but romantic.
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If you like romance,
how about going to the dance with me?
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I'd love to.
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(dance music playing)
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Wow!
The dance looks amazing.
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I still can't believe
anyone was interested in my art.
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Well, you're
an incredible artist.
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This guy Gnocchi
wanted to buy everything.
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Yeah, once he found
out you were dead.
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-What?
-(camera clicks)
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Uh, yes.
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Dead...icated to your art.
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Olive, use the whole
word next time.
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You kids and your text speak.
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Hey, Cameron, do you want
your picture taken?
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Of course.
I want a lasting memory of this night,
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which I will treasure
until the day I die.
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Okay. I don't want to
hear your life story.
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I'm only doing this
to spend time with Baby Boo Boo.
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Ow!
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What's wrong?
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You think it's odd I have a date
who looks like this?
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Nope. This doesn't
surprise me at all.
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Nice job planning
the dance, Chyna!
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Wait. Was that, "Nice job planning
the dance, Chyna"
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or, "Nice job planning
the dance, Chyna"?
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I didn't hear any difference.
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But everyone's having
a great time.
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At least my dates are.
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Your turn, number eleven!
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Chyna, we should
probably dance.
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Not because it's
something I've envisioned
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since the day I laid eyes on you,
but for Violet's sake.
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(sighs) Maybe later.
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Come on.
Olive taught me some moves.
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Fletcher, this is a slow song.
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Even better.
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(sniffing) Wait,
what's that smell?
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Sorry, I sweat when
I'm nervous.
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No. I smell...
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(sniffs) Galifianakis!
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Oh, no.
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Gnocchi's here!
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I know.
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And if he sees Fletcher,
we could go to jail for fraud!
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I won't last a day in prison!
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00:14:15,291 --> 00:14:18,881
On average, their libraries only have
like 20,000 books!
251
00:14:20,083 --> 00:14:21,133
What is going on?
252
00:14:22,250 --> 00:14:24,580
Look, the guy who
bought all your paintings,
253
00:14:24,667 --> 00:14:26,707
we may have
accidentally given him the impression
254
00:14:26,792 --> 00:14:27,922
that you were dead.
255
00:14:29,041 --> 00:14:30,001
You what?
256
00:14:30,083 --> 00:14:31,963
Look, I'm sorry I wasn't
honest with you,
257
00:14:32,041 --> 00:14:34,251
but he cannot know you're alive!
So, go hide! Go!
258
00:14:34,333 --> 00:14:35,793
Okay!
259
00:14:38,166 --> 00:14:40,496
Hey, Gnocchi!
260
00:14:41,625 --> 00:14:43,495
How nice to
smell you again!
261
00:14:44,250 --> 00:14:45,380
What are you doing here?
262
00:14:45,458 --> 00:14:49,998
I stopped by because I figured the school
might want this painting,
263
00:14:50,083 --> 00:14:51,713
to remember Fletcher by.
264
00:14:51,792 --> 00:14:54,712
It's his self-portrait,
which he titled
265
00:14:54,792 --> 00:14:57,292
The Man of Chyna's Dreams.
266
00:14:58,959 --> 00:15:00,129
Wacky, I need your head!
267
00:15:02,333 --> 00:15:03,423
(screaming)
268
00:15:04,166 --> 00:15:07,916
That shrieking boy,
that is Quimby, yes, no?
269
00:15:08,000 --> 00:15:11,670
No, no. That's a Quimby,
but that's not Fletcher.
270
00:15:11,750 --> 00:15:14,170
That's his long lost twin.
271
00:15:14,250 --> 00:15:15,290
Javier.
272
00:15:17,208 --> 00:15:18,498
From Spain.
273
00:15:18,583 --> 00:15:20,213
Say hola, Javier.
274
00:15:20,291 --> 00:15:21,421
Uh...
275
00:15:22,125 --> 00:15:24,745
Si, si. Hola... mademoiselle.
276
00:15:27,291 --> 00:15:31,291
I read about the loss of my brother and
wanted to pay my respects,
277
00:15:31,375 --> 00:15:33,915
so I traveled
all the way across
278
00:15:34,625 --> 00:15:36,665
the Spanish-American
land bridge.
279
00:15:40,291 --> 00:15:42,791
Mi mas sentido pesamepor la muerte de su hermano.
280
00:15:43,458 --> 00:15:47,628
Taquito. Burrito. Ole.
281
00:15:50,458 --> 00:15:53,248
Something does not
smell right.
282
00:15:53,333 --> 00:15:56,333
And it's not just my newest cologne,
"Hasselhoff!"
283
00:15:59,375 --> 00:16:02,625
Okay. This is not Fletcher's
long lost twin from Spain.
284
00:16:03,166 --> 00:16:05,286
Why he couldn't have
had a long lost twin from Cleveland,
285
00:16:05,375 --> 00:16:06,325
we'll never know.
286
00:16:07,500 --> 00:16:09,670
You deceived me.
287
00:16:09,750 --> 00:16:15,040
I want my money back
or I will call the police.
288
00:16:15,125 --> 00:16:18,205
Whoa. Whoa. Whoa. Okay.
I'm sorry we lied to you,
289
00:16:18,291 --> 00:16:20,541
but maybe we can
work something out.
290
00:16:20,625 --> 00:16:22,625
Yeah. Like what if
Fletcher here were to
291
00:16:22,709 --> 00:16:24,539
meet with
an unfortunate accident?
292
00:16:25,125 --> 00:16:28,035
You keep your paintings,
we keep our money, everyone wins.
293
00:16:28,667 --> 00:16:29,877
Not everyone!
294
00:16:30,959 --> 00:16:33,629
That's it,
you're going to prison
295
00:16:33,709 --> 00:16:36,669
and they're going to
throw away the key.
296
00:16:37,875 --> 00:16:40,625
Actually, most modern prisons
have abandoned keys
297
00:16:40,709 --> 00:16:42,579
in favor of electronic
locking systems.
298
00:16:44,083 --> 00:16:44,923
Hey.
299
00:16:45,834 --> 00:16:48,964
Zach Galifianakis!
300
00:16:49,041 --> 00:16:51,421
Yes, it is I.
301
00:16:51,959 --> 00:16:54,919
You look much
smaller in person.
302
00:16:55,667 --> 00:16:57,207
The magic of the movies.
303
00:16:57,291 --> 00:16:59,581
Bradley Cooper
can fit in a tea cup.
304
00:17:00,542 --> 00:17:05,632
Are you here because
I used your scent without your permission?
305
00:17:05,709 --> 00:17:06,959
Um...
306
00:17:07,041 --> 00:17:08,131
Yes.
307
00:17:09,583 --> 00:17:12,043
And I'm gonna make sure
they put you in jail
308
00:17:12,125 --> 00:17:14,665
and throw away
the electronic locking system.
309
00:17:15,834 --> 00:17:17,634
I'll be ruined!
310
00:17:17,709 --> 00:17:21,459
I will have to go back
to recording audio books!
311
00:17:23,208 --> 00:17:24,038
Come...
312
00:17:24,750 --> 00:17:27,630
You know, I'm good friends
with Zach Galifianakis,
313
00:17:27,709 --> 00:17:30,579
so I'm sure that if you drop your
complaint with us,
314
00:17:30,667 --> 00:17:33,457
I can get him to
drop his complaint with you.
315
00:17:33,542 --> 00:17:34,752
Never!
316
00:17:36,625 --> 00:17:37,915
Do something!
317
00:17:41,542 --> 00:17:43,042
I have been convinced!
318
00:17:44,500 --> 00:17:47,920
Fine.
You win this round!
319
00:17:48,583 --> 00:17:53,793
But this is the only round,
so I guess it's over.
320
00:17:56,417 --> 00:17:58,497
(laughs) That was great!
321
00:17:58,583 --> 00:18:00,543
Angus, you totally
bailed us out.
322
00:18:00,625 --> 00:18:02,495
How'd you come up
with this plan?
323
00:18:02,583 --> 00:18:05,133
What plan? I just pretend to be
Zach Galifianakis
324
00:18:05,208 --> 00:18:07,668
because it drives
the ladies crazy.
325
00:18:09,500 --> 00:18:11,420
You'll never believe
what she promised me.
326
00:18:12,166 --> 00:18:13,456
Olive.
327
00:18:24,333 --> 00:18:26,043
Jeanne, you want to dance?
328
00:18:26,125 --> 00:18:27,995
My bunion is
healing nicely,
329
00:18:28,083 --> 00:18:31,383
and I'm about 40% sure
it's not infected.
330
00:18:32,500 --> 00:18:34,500
How are you
still single?
331
00:18:57,667 --> 00:19:00,377
I cannot believe
what I'm seeing.
332
00:19:01,000 --> 00:19:03,540
Lexi Reed,
this is Jeanne Gossamer.
333
00:19:03,625 --> 00:19:06,035
See? I told you she
was beautiful.
334
00:19:06,709 --> 00:19:08,039
Who are you
talking about?
335
00:19:08,125 --> 00:19:10,705
I'm talking about
Jeanne, my date.
336
00:19:11,500 --> 00:19:14,290
What date?
There's no one there.
337
00:19:14,959 --> 00:19:17,419
Wow, talk about denial.
338
00:19:18,375 --> 00:19:20,125
Cameron,
your photos are ready.
339
00:19:24,291 --> 00:19:25,501
(Cameron) I don't understand.
340
00:19:26,250 --> 00:19:28,380
Why is Jeanne
not in the pictures?
341
00:19:28,458 --> 00:19:29,788
Why are you not in the...
342
00:19:49,166 --> 00:19:50,166
What's wrong?
343
00:19:51,125 --> 00:19:53,455
You think it's weird
I have a date like this?
344
00:19:54,750 --> 00:19:57,540
Nope. This doesn't
surprise me at all.
345
00:20:08,166 --> 00:20:09,876
What's wrong with you?
346
00:20:10,667 --> 00:20:12,127
(talking gibberish)
347
00:20:19,834 --> 00:20:22,754
But Jeanne came
into the classroom.
348
00:20:23,417 --> 00:20:25,667
I remember you were
reading that catalog.
349
00:20:32,208 --> 00:20:33,788
She was never there?
350
00:20:34,458 --> 00:20:37,128
I knew there was
no girl in this school prettier than me!
351
00:20:37,208 --> 00:20:38,878
It defies all logic!
352
00:20:40,208 --> 00:20:41,498
How could this be?
353
00:20:42,208 --> 00:20:43,378
You imagined her.
354
00:20:44,041 --> 00:20:46,381
Obviously you couldn't
handle the grim reality
355
00:20:46,458 --> 00:20:48,128
that you'd never
have a date for the dance,
356
00:20:48,208 --> 00:20:50,078
so your sub-conscious
invented a date
357
00:20:50,166 --> 00:20:52,916
to protect what tiny shred
of self-worth you have.
358
00:20:56,375 --> 00:20:57,955
Just ignore them, Cameron.
359
00:20:58,041 --> 00:21:00,711
Why? Are they
also imaginary?
360
00:21:07,417 --> 00:21:10,707
Look, so Cameron's
here alone. Big deal.
361
00:21:10,792 --> 00:21:13,502
You don't need
a girlfriend or a boyfriend
362
00:21:13,583 --> 00:21:16,633
or 27 boyfriends to
have a good time.
363
00:21:17,208 --> 00:21:18,418
In fact...
364
00:21:18,500 --> 00:21:20,080
She's going to sing,
isn't she?
365
00:21:28,417 --> 00:21:30,247
♪ So ya didn't show up ♪
366
00:21:30,333 --> 00:21:32,173
♪ My heart didn't blow up ♪
367
00:21:32,250 --> 00:21:35,710
♪ I ain't gonnaLose it all tonight ♪
368
00:21:35,792 --> 00:21:39,082
♪ No, I'm not gonna fight itTotally excited ♪
369
00:21:39,166 --> 00:21:42,706
♪ Just to be hereunderneath the lights ♪
370
00:21:42,792 --> 00:21:44,712
♪ See my heart is going ♪
371
00:21:44,792 --> 00:21:47,172
♪ Bum bum, ditty dittyPump pump ♪
372
00:21:47,250 --> 00:21:49,880
♪ Like a cityThat never sleeps ♪
373
00:21:49,959 --> 00:21:51,669
♪ And my head is going ♪
374
00:21:51,750 --> 00:21:54,790
♪ Bum bum, ditty dittyPump pump ♪
375
00:21:54,875 --> 00:21:58,285
♪ Turn it up and blast the...Blast the beat ♪
376
00:21:58,417 --> 00:22:00,207
♪ Dancin' by myself ♪
377
00:22:00,291 --> 00:22:02,211
♪ I don't need no help ♪
378
00:22:02,291 --> 00:22:04,081
♪ Wishin' you were here ♪
379
00:22:04,166 --> 00:22:07,786
♪ To see meDancin' by myself ♪
380
00:22:07,875 --> 00:22:09,455
♪ Got nobody else ♪
381
00:22:09,542 --> 00:22:11,882
♪ But I don't really care ♪
382
00:22:11,959 --> 00:22:13,539
♪ Believe me ♪
383
00:22:13,625 --> 00:22:16,575
♪ Just keep dancing ♪
384
00:22:16,667 --> 00:22:18,377
♪ Dancing ♪
385
00:22:18,458 --> 00:22:20,288
♪ Dancing ♪
386
00:22:20,375 --> 00:22:21,995
♪ By myself ♪
387
00:22:22,083 --> 00:22:24,133
♪ Dancing ♪
388
00:22:24,208 --> 00:22:25,788
♪ Dancing ♪
389
00:22:25,875 --> 00:22:27,745
♪ Dancing ♪
390
00:22:27,834 --> 00:22:30,794
♪ By myself ♪
391
00:22:38,500 --> 00:22:41,630
Chyna, I really liked
the message in your song.
392
00:22:42,291 --> 00:22:43,961
You don't need
a boyfriend to be happy.
393
00:22:44,875 --> 00:22:46,285
But I do!
394
00:22:47,959 --> 00:22:48,829
(yelps)
395
00:22:50,542 --> 00:22:53,462
Thanks for that, Chyna.
I really appreciate it.
396
00:22:53,542 --> 00:22:54,712
Any time.
397
00:22:57,667 --> 00:23:00,167
But what's wrong?
You still seem upset.
398
00:23:00,250 --> 00:23:03,540
Yeah, because
the worst part of this whole thing is
399
00:23:03,625 --> 00:23:05,625
I paid for two tickets
to the dance!
400
00:23:07,125 --> 00:23:08,495
No refunds.
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