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(theme music playing)
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Rolling out the red carpet?
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It's about time I got the respect
I deserve around here.
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It's not for you, doof!
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(chuckles)
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It's for a celebrity.
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Sequoia is coming to our school.
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Sequoia?
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She's my favorite movie star!
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Why is she coming here?
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Ooh! Maybe she's going to unite
two warring dance crews,
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like she did in Give Peace a Dance.
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That's ridiculous.
Our dance crews get along great.
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We want Sequoia to get the star treatment.
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So we're making sure she walks
on a red carpet wherever she goes.
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You don't have enough carpet
to cover the whole school.
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What if she needs to go to the gym?
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If she wants to exercise, we have this.
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(Sequoia) I don't exercise.
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I have people who do that for me.
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(giggling)
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I can't believe it!
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Sequoia! Wow!
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You're even taller in person!
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Which is weird, because on the
movie screen, you're like 20 feet tall.
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Although sometimes
I do watch your movies on my phone,
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and then you're only two inches tall,
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so I guess it averages out.
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(sighs)
That is enough exercise for today.
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I am exhausted.
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♪ Ooh, ooh, doo, doo ♪
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♪ Ooh, ooh, doo, doo ♪
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Whoo!
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♪ Everybody's got that thing ♪
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♪ Something different we all bring ♪
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♪ Don't you let 'em clip your wings ♪
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♪ You got it, you got it ♪
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♪ We're on fire and we blaze ♪
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♪ In extraordinary ways ♪
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♪ 365 days ♪
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♪ We got it, we got it ♪
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♪ You can dream it ♪
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♪ You can be it ♪
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♪ If you can feel it ♪
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♪ You can believe it ♪
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♪ 'Cause I am, you are, we are ♪
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♪ Exceptional, exceptional ♪
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♪ Yeah, I am, you are, we are ♪
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♪ Exceptional, exceptional ♪
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♪ Ooh, ooh, ooh ♪
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♪ Ooh, ooh ♪
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Whoo!
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So, Sequoia, what are you doing here?
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Oh! I'm researching a role.
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My next movie is about a child prodigy.
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Finally someone's doing a movie about me.
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I can teach you everything I know.
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Well, not everything,
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because no one alive
has my brain capacity.
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Or my cheek bones.
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Actually, the movie
is about a musical prodigy.
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Boring!
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Wait a second! I'm a musical prodigy!
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Perfect. So, if you don't mind,
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I'd love to follow you around,
watch your every move.
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Fletcher already does that.
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I do not!
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I'm just...
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bird watching.
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I'm going to go try outside.
Maybe I'll have better luck.
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This is the perfect week to follow me.
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I'm performing at Cabaret Night on Friday.
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Great.
Until then, I just won't leave your side.
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Yay! This is going to be so much fun!
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Yay! This is going to be so much fun!
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(both giggling)
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Oh, this isn't going to be annoying
at all.
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You know,
I'm proficient with 37 instruments,
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so people love it when I stroll
through the cafeteria playing music.
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(playing polka music)
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Shut up!
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Uh...
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Sometimes people like
to shout out requests.
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The "Shut Up Polka" it is!
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(playing)
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Shut up!
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Look at Chyna.
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"Ooh, I'm friends with a movie star!
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So I'm too cool to sit with Olive
and that idiot Angus!"
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She's not saying that.
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Oh, she's saying that.
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What are you doing?
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Oh, just studying
the way that you eat pizza.
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Okay. "Pointy end first."
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This is good stuff.
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Is this a Stinkle doll?
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What? No.
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The Stinkles is a little kids' show.
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This is...
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my manly deodorant.
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(hisses)
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No, that's Strawberry Stinkle!
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I'd recognize her anywhere!
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I mean, nowhere.
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What's a Stinkle?
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Who am I?
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Where am I?
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I gotta go.
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You're a fan of the Stinkles!
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Are you going to see the live action
Stinkles movie on Friday?
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The one opening tomorrow?
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(scoffs)
Please! I wouldn't be caught dead
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at the Pan-Pacific Theater
at 3, 5, 7:15 or 9:30.
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Great! We can go
to the Stinkles movie together!
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Shh! Shut up!
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Okay! One more time!
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(playing polka music)
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Shut up!
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Opens door using door knob.
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Makes puzzled look by furrowing brow.
This is good stuff!
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Olive, what are you doing?
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I'm following you to do research.
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I'm writing a movie about a girl
who abandons her best friend
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to hang out with a celebrity.
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Everyone wants to do a movie about me!
(chuckles)
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I'm having the best day!
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You're missing the point! I'm mad at you!
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You completely ignored me at lunch!
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Come on.
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How often do I get to hang out
with a movie star?
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Look, I'm sorry I didn't have lunch
with you today.
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I wish I could have,
but unfortunately there's only one of me.
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Chyna's right.
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There's only one of us.
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(both playing polka music)
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Fine. I don't need you.
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I'll just hang out with this idiot Angus.
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I don't know why
she keeps calling you that.
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How can Pomegranate Stinkle
be your favorite?
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He's so full of himself!
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"Ooh, I'm an antioxidant!"
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Hey, there's Lexi.
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Hey, Lexi! It's Fletcher, from school!
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Shh! What are you doing?
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We can't let anyone know
we're going to a little kids' movie.
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We'll never hear the end of it.
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Hey.
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Are you guys okay?
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Yes. We're just hugging ourselves.
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It's a little self-esteem booster.
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I'm a good person. I'm a good person.
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You know what raises my self-esteem?
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Being beautiful.
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So what movie are you guys here to see?
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(both) Uh...
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(Cameron reading)
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It's a remake of "Please silence
your pager in the theater."
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Well, I'm here to see
that new horror movie,
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Hemorrhage II: Revenge of the Hemo-Goblin.
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You're going to the movie by yourself?
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Yeah.
Everyone else at school was too scared.
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(scoffs)
Well, not us. That's why we're here.
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It is?
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I mean, it is.
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Sometimes I add question marks
to statements that don't really need it?
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Great. We can see it together.
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One teen and two children
for Hemorrhage II please.
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(knocking on door)
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Chyna, can I sleep in your room tonight?
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I saw this really scary movie
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and now I think
the Hemo-Goblin is after me!
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Cameron, there's nothing to be afraid of.
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-Hi, Chyna.
-(screaming)
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What's the matter? Is everything okay?
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Dad. Look.
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(screaming)
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I know. Weird, right?
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It's Sequoia!
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Sequoia is in our house!
Sequoia is in our...
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Olive, I need to talk to you
about Sequoia.
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Don't want to talk to you about Sequoia.
Don't even want about sequoia trees.
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Which are among the largest
coniferous trees,
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the tallest of which
measures 115.61 meters.
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You don't understand.
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Look, I know she's researching a role,
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but I think Sequoia
is trying to steal my life!
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Why would she steal your life?
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Her life is way better than yours.
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Anyway, I'm staying as far away
as possible from that kook.
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I'm glad you've finally come
to your senses.
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Who cares about
hanging around celebrities?
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They're no better than we are.
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Hey, Olive. Want to have lunch together?
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Me? Sequoia wants to have lunch with me?
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Where do you want to go?
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I'd prefer if you called me Chyna.
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Where do you want to go, Chyna?
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Olive, what are you doing?
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Don't call her that.
She's not Chyna, I'm Chyna.
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You know what? She's right.
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There can't be two Chynas.
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Thank you.
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Might be easier if you went
by a different name for a little while.
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Ooh, how about Albert?
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I like that. Very distinguished.
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What? No. I do not...
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Can we talk about this later, Albert?
Chyna's waiting for me.
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You're late.
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And who are these kids?
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Orphans. If anyone spots us,
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they'll think
we're just doing a good deed,
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taking these orphans
to see the Stinkles movie.
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That's so cool
the orphanage let you borrow these kids.
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We're going to have so much fun.
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Yeah, there's nothing I'd rather do
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than see some stupid movie
with you two fart clowns.
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(Lexi) Cameron? Fletcher?
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What are you guys doing back?
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We're taking these sweet, adorable
orphans to see the Stinkles movie.
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We don't want to see
that stupid baby movie,
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but we love these kids.
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You better buy me a large popcorn,
Daddy Warbucks.
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What are you doing back?
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I came to see Hemorrhage II again.
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This time in 3-D.
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So the Hemo-Goblin
will be right in my face!
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(both yelping)
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I think I just Stinkled my pants.
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Hemorrhage II? Awesome!
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Let's see that instead.
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I don't think that's such a good idea.
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You guys might be scared.
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You guys.
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We're seeing that movie,
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or I will mess you up!
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Nine tickets to Hemorrhage II, please.
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Look, I know you didn't want me to come,
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but I promise I won't embarrass you.
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Hey! My little girl's performing tonight!
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She has the voice of an angel!
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00:13:04,709 --> 00:13:06,789
Let me tell you about the first time
she ever sang!
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I was changing her diaper.
She was three months old!
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(sighs)
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Huh. Where's my guitar?
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I think you mean where's my guitar.
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I need that. It's time for my performance.
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I think you mean
it's time for my performance.
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My goodness, you're bonkers.
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I think you mean my goodness,
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I'm bonkers.
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-Give me this!
-No! This is mine!
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I am trying to borrow it.
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Give this here! Let it go!
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-Okay.
-Oh.
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(cymbals clank)
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What happened?
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00:13:53,917 --> 00:13:56,167
And why is everything upside down?
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You're the only thing that's upside down.
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00:13:59,000 --> 00:14:00,880
If everything was upside down,
260
00:14:01,625 --> 00:14:03,745
then the sharks
would fall out of the tank.
261
00:14:04,625 --> 00:14:06,785
Sharks?
(screams)
262
00:14:06,875 --> 00:14:08,495
Help! Help!
263
00:14:09,458 --> 00:14:11,128
This will make you shut up.
264
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(polka music playing)
265
00:14:14,041 --> 00:14:14,961
(all) Shut up!
266
00:14:18,000 --> 00:14:21,040
Wow, the Shut Up Polka
has gotten really popular.
267
00:14:23,625 --> 00:14:24,875
No! No, no, no!
268
00:14:24,959 --> 00:14:27,789
(muffled screaming)
269
00:14:28,375 --> 00:14:31,625
(lively music playing)
270
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(laughter)
271
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(applause)
272
00:14:49,250 --> 00:14:50,460
Sequoia, have you seen Chyna?
273
00:14:50,542 --> 00:14:52,042
I am Chyna.
274
00:14:52,959 --> 00:14:54,879
I mean Albert. Have you seen Albert?
275
00:14:55,959 --> 00:14:59,249
Oh, Albert couldn't make it,
so she asked me to fill in for her.
276
00:14:59,667 --> 00:15:01,247
What do you mean she couldn't make it?
277
00:15:01,959 --> 00:15:04,499
She got suspended.
278
00:15:04,583 --> 00:15:06,753
(chuckling wickedly)
279
00:15:06,834 --> 00:15:10,214
(imitating)
280
00:15:13,417 --> 00:15:14,247
What are you doing?
281
00:15:14,959 --> 00:15:17,459
I didn't want her to know
I didn't get her joke.
282
00:15:20,959 --> 00:15:23,169
I don't really want
to see this little kids' movie,
283
00:15:23,250 --> 00:15:25,670
but I'll do anything
for this little bundle of joy.
284
00:15:27,000 --> 00:15:31,040
Thank you. You're the bestest daddy
in the whole wide world.
285
00:15:33,333 --> 00:15:35,213
Watch it, you stupid baby!
286
00:15:37,125 --> 00:15:38,165
Lexi?
287
00:15:38,959 --> 00:15:42,039
(chuckles)
No, I'm Strawberry Stinkle.
288
00:15:42,125 --> 00:15:44,825
You're a very cute baby.
289
00:15:46,041 --> 00:15:48,671
Give it up. You're not fooling anyone.
290
00:15:49,291 --> 00:15:52,501
Uh, look!
My baby's taking his first steps!
291
00:15:53,208 --> 00:15:55,078
Too bad his mother's not here to see this.
292
00:15:55,166 --> 00:15:58,786
Unfortunately, she's doing a pictorial
for a swimsuit magazine.
293
00:16:00,667 --> 00:16:02,667
Lexi, I know you're in there!
294
00:16:03,458 --> 00:16:04,958
(both grunting)
295
00:16:07,500 --> 00:16:08,330
Stop it!
296
00:16:14,250 --> 00:16:15,080
No!
297
00:16:18,083 --> 00:16:19,673
All right, all right, it's me!
298
00:16:20,333 --> 00:16:22,833
I've been trying to see
the Stinkles movie all week.
299
00:16:22,917 --> 00:16:25,167
You guys were here
to see the horror movie.
300
00:16:25,250 --> 00:16:27,040
I couldn't look less cool than you.
301
00:16:27,583 --> 00:16:29,133
We're here to see the Stinkles, too!
302
00:16:29,208 --> 00:16:30,878
(clears throat)
303
00:16:30,959 --> 00:16:33,129
This little rascal insisted.
304
00:16:33,625 --> 00:16:35,825
To think I'm missing
a round of golf for this.
305
00:16:36,834 --> 00:16:38,544
Why don't we all see the movie together?
306
00:16:39,041 --> 00:16:40,751
Okay. Why not?
307
00:16:43,625 --> 00:16:44,455
All right,
308
00:16:44,542 --> 00:16:48,332
but since I'll be bored
by this children's film, I'll just...
309
00:16:48,417 --> 00:16:49,537
I'll do my taxes.
310
00:16:51,792 --> 00:16:54,712
(grunting)
311
00:16:57,125 --> 00:16:59,455
-(Chyna mumbling)
-(crunching)
312
00:16:59,834 --> 00:17:02,254
(Chyna mumbling)
No... I love these shoes!
313
00:17:04,125 --> 00:17:05,325
What the heck!
314
00:17:05,417 --> 00:17:08,627
Oh, "suspended." Now I get the joke.
315
00:17:09,291 --> 00:17:10,881
(chuckling wickedly)
316
00:17:11,792 --> 00:17:13,792
(Chyna mumbling)
317
00:17:13,875 --> 00:17:15,125
Guys, get me down!
318
00:17:15,208 --> 00:17:17,748
You were right about Sequoia.
She's off her rocker!
319
00:17:17,834 --> 00:17:19,584
(mumbling)
320
00:17:22,709 --> 00:17:23,669
DUH.
321
00:17:23,750 --> 00:17:25,130
Wait a minute. Are those sharks?
322
00:17:25,667 --> 00:17:27,877
Awesome!
323
00:17:28,458 --> 00:17:30,498
Technically, they're oceanic white tips.
324
00:17:30,583 --> 00:17:33,333
You can tell by their long,
wing-like pectoral and dorsal fins.
325
00:17:35,875 --> 00:17:38,205
(groans)
That's fascinating.
326
00:17:38,291 --> 00:17:40,171
What can you tell us about their diet?
327
00:17:40,250 --> 00:17:42,380
Do they like their food
suspended over a tank
328
00:17:42,458 --> 00:17:43,918
by a rapidly fraying rope?
329
00:17:46,041 --> 00:17:47,751
Olive, hurry! Do something!
330
00:17:48,125 --> 00:17:49,125
I've got it!
331
00:17:49,208 --> 00:17:51,828
Dolphins have been known
to protect humans from shark attacks!
332
00:17:51,917 --> 00:17:53,537
We just need a dolphin!
333
00:17:53,625 --> 00:17:56,325
Okay, here's a website
where you can order dolphins online.
334
00:17:57,000 --> 00:17:57,830
(snaps)
335
00:17:58,083 --> 00:18:01,173
If I spend $5 more, I get free shipping.
336
00:18:01,834 --> 00:18:03,384
(snapping)
337
00:18:03,458 --> 00:18:04,708
You guys need anything?
338
00:18:04,792 --> 00:18:06,132
(splashes)
339
00:18:08,917 --> 00:18:12,127
Ooh, I can add an umbrella for $6.99.
340
00:18:12,625 --> 00:18:13,455
Chyna!
341
00:18:15,208 --> 00:18:17,248
Olive, that was amazing!
342
00:18:17,333 --> 00:18:21,463
You dove into the tank,
punched out a shark, and saved my life!
343
00:18:21,542 --> 00:18:24,132
And best of all, you kept my hair dry!
344
00:18:24,208 --> 00:18:25,748
Well, you do have a performance.
345
00:18:27,125 --> 00:18:28,915
I'm sorry I let Sequoia come between us.
346
00:18:29,000 --> 00:18:29,830
Me, too.
347
00:18:30,375 --> 00:18:32,325
I got caught up in celebrity.
348
00:18:32,417 --> 00:18:35,877
It made me feel important. But it's not.
349
00:18:36,542 --> 00:18:38,332
What's really important is our friendship.
350
00:18:39,333 --> 00:18:40,883
I feel the same way.
351
00:18:42,041 --> 00:18:43,381
Can I put you down now?
352
00:18:43,458 --> 00:18:44,998
You're heavier than you look.
353
00:18:46,458 --> 00:18:47,628
(chuckles)
354
00:18:47,709 --> 00:18:52,209
(applause)
355
00:18:52,291 --> 00:18:55,711
Thank you. My name is Chyna Parks.
356
00:18:56,959 --> 00:18:58,129
You're not Chyna Parks.
357
00:18:58,208 --> 00:19:01,578
You're Sequoia! I love you, Sequoia!
358
00:19:07,458 --> 00:19:09,668
Stop! This girl is an impostor!
359
00:19:09,750 --> 00:19:11,130
(all gasping)
360
00:19:11,208 --> 00:19:13,458
She dangled me over a tank of sharks!
361
00:19:13,542 --> 00:19:14,922
She tried to kill me!
362
00:19:17,875 --> 00:19:19,205
Why are you laughing?
363
00:19:19,291 --> 00:19:21,211
Don't laugh at me like I'm the wacko!
364
00:19:21,291 --> 00:19:22,421
She's the wacko!
365
00:19:22,500 --> 00:19:23,880
Follow me and I'll prove it!
366
00:19:23,959 --> 00:19:27,249
No, follow me and I'll prove it.
367
00:19:27,333 --> 00:19:28,883
You're getting on my last nerve.
368
00:19:33,625 --> 00:19:35,665
See? A shark tank!
369
00:19:35,750 --> 00:19:37,500
Dad, Dad, be careful!
370
00:19:37,959 --> 00:19:39,499
There are no sharks in this tank.
371
00:19:40,083 --> 00:19:41,503
They're over there.
372
00:19:45,000 --> 00:19:46,130
They're stunt men.
373
00:19:47,500 --> 00:19:50,040
Okay, but this one still ate my shoe!
374
00:19:51,625 --> 00:19:53,205
Why would you do all this?
375
00:19:54,125 --> 00:19:56,075
It's all part of my movie research.
376
00:19:56,166 --> 00:19:57,126
How does this help?
377
00:19:57,208 --> 00:19:59,748
You're starring in a movie
as a musical prodigy.
378
00:20:00,458 --> 00:20:04,208
No. I'm starring in a movie
about a musical prodigy.
379
00:20:04,291 --> 00:20:07,001
I play the psycho girl
who tries to steal her life.
380
00:20:08,959 --> 00:20:10,209
Wow.
381
00:20:11,083 --> 00:20:12,883
You're going to be really good
in this role.
382
00:20:18,709 --> 00:20:22,459
Thank you. I'm the real Chyna Parks.
383
00:20:22,542 --> 00:20:23,672
(all groaning)
384
00:20:24,625 --> 00:20:28,455
(music starts playing)
385
00:20:32,208 --> 00:20:38,958
♪ Lately something's messin'With my head ♪
386
00:20:39,041 --> 00:20:46,041
♪ It's hard to knowWhat's real and what's pretend ♪
387
00:20:46,875 --> 00:20:50,825
♪ The way I feelI don't have the cure of, cure of ♪
388
00:20:50,917 --> 00:20:54,917
♪ But one thingI know that I'm sure of, sure of ♪
389
00:20:55,583 --> 00:20:58,713
♪ I am the one and only ♪
390
00:20:58,792 --> 00:21:02,962
♪ No one is exactly like me ♪
391
00:21:03,041 --> 00:21:05,671
♪ I am the one and only ♪
392
00:21:05,750 --> 00:21:07,630
♪ Who turned out this way ♪
393
00:21:07,709 --> 00:21:10,789
♪ It's all in my DNA ♪
394
00:21:10,875 --> 00:21:13,495
♪ Do not attempt to copy ♪
395
00:21:13,583 --> 00:21:18,293
♪ I'm on this rideAnd there's no stoppin' me ♪
396
00:21:18,375 --> 00:21:22,785
♪ I am the one and only, it's true ♪
397
00:21:22,875 --> 00:21:25,745
♪ And you're the one and only you ♪
398
00:21:26,583 --> 00:21:30,133
(all cheering)
399
00:21:36,667 --> 00:21:41,287
Honey, you were so good! Oh!
400
00:21:41,375 --> 00:21:43,625
(laughing)
401
00:21:44,250 --> 00:21:46,210
Oh!
402
00:21:51,875 --> 00:21:54,825
Not a bad picture,
but why all the foul language?
403
00:21:54,917 --> 00:21:57,247
"Darn this" and "darn that."
404
00:21:57,834 --> 00:22:00,834
Eh. This world is going to heck
in a hand basket.
405
00:22:00,917 --> 00:22:03,747
You can knock it off. We're in the clear.
406
00:22:04,625 --> 00:22:05,455
(gasps)
407
00:22:06,000 --> 00:22:09,290
Look at the babies
coming out of the baby movie.
408
00:22:10,625 --> 00:22:12,325
Leave us alone, orphans!
409
00:22:13,625 --> 00:22:15,705
You got any yummy bears left over?
410
00:22:15,792 --> 00:22:17,752
I don't, I swear!
411
00:22:17,834 --> 00:22:19,964
I think they're holding out on us.
412
00:22:20,041 --> 00:22:20,881
Let's get 'em!
413
00:22:21,458 --> 00:22:22,998
Orphan style!
414
00:22:23,083 --> 00:22:24,213
(screaming)
415
00:22:26,291 --> 00:22:28,291
(theme music playing)
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