All language subtitles for Legacies.S03E05.WEBRip.x264-ION10

Previously on Legacies...
This is the therapy box.

All your psychological
concerns will be transferred

inside to help you.

We got a struggle ahead of us.

But hear this,
brother...

I'm your family now.

I've always seen you, Milton.

I've set every monster
within Malivore loose.

The monsters got sent
to a prison world.

Malivore's dimension
can't contain me.

He should spit us
right back out.

So then we made it,
this is our world?

Something's changed.

Landon!

♪ Yo, it's been
a hell of a year ♪

♪ Lot of crazy, lot of fun,
lot of shedding of tears ♪

♪ We met Sebastian, Vardemus,
Chad, Jade and Kym ♪

♪ We had to beat The Necromancer
all over again ♪

♪ But it's good, Super Squad
stayed packed with the pack ♪

♪ Big Ric gettin' his mack
on with Sheriff Mac ♪

♪ Alyssa Chang was a pain
till we met Dark Jo ♪

♪ But thank Lord Salvatore
that we didn't lose hope, uh ♪

♪ Didn't lose hope ♪

♪ You already know
that we didn't lose hope ♪

♪ Real monsters killed
all them... ♪

What the hell do you think
you're doing?!

Better question.

Who are you?

It's a long story.

This is all very confusing.

Because you're drunk.

And I really need you to focus.

This is a matter
of life and death.

First things first...
I'm only buzzed.

Secondly, you
haven't told any

of us why we should believe
anything

that you said, Miss...

Hope, right?

Mikaelson, actually.
Klaus's daughter.

Vampires can't have babies.

Anyone else thinking
that she's a monster?

I know why
you'd think that,

because I know
that Malivore monsters exits.

I know that the reason
why you're celebrating

is because you
just defeated them.

I also know that you're a witch.

An annoyed witch
probably wondering why

MG's off with Alyssa Chang
instead of you.

Or psychic.

She's totally psychic.

You're a vampire.

I'm doubling down on drunk.

Also a witch.

Actually, I gave up my magic.

That's gonna make
this more difficult.

Make what more difficult?
Do you remember that spell

that Josie did
to get rid of the oni?

Which I know about, clearly.

Listen, we don't doubt
what you know.

We just doubt how you know it.

I promise.

Landon means a lot to you, too.

I believe you.

And I can teach it to you
if it's okay with my dad.

The Salvatore School was built

for one purpose-- to protect
young vampires, witches

and werewolves from a world
that would do them harm.

But it has grown
beyond that mission.

Recently my students were
forced to save the very world

that has forced them
into hiding.

And we lost one of our own.

Now we intend to find him,
no matter what the cost.

So school's out until we do.

There was a time when I would
have told you that one life is

a small price to pay
for saving an entire town.

But then I became a father.

A father figure to my students.

And we will not rest

until we know what happened
to Landon Kirby.

Hope.

I've got an idea.

We're looking for Pinky.

You found him.

But I'm closed.
Weird.

Your sign says you're open
24 hours a day.

Been meaning to get a new sign.

Well, we'll be gone as soon as
we have what we came for.

What the hell is that?

Well, a gift for you,
I'm guessing.

A little young,
don't you think, pal?

Oh, gross.

Hey, it's none
of my business.

Because your real business
is selling black-market

supernatural artifacts.

The kid should wait in the car.

That won't be necessary.

Yeah.

I see that.

Why don't you l-lock the door?

It's not in here.

Then try being
a little more specific

about what you're after.

All we know is that it's

some sort of vessel.

Like a ship?
Like a jar.

Or a container or a vase.

Look, the translation's been
a bit of a bitch.

But maybe you've
heard the story.

Whatever's inside this thing

"can grant
your heart's most

impossible desire,"

and that's a direct quote...
I think.

Buddy...

if-if I had something like that,

why would I sell it?

You do... and you will.

Your heart started to race
when you found out what it does.

I heard it, which means that you

still have it, so now we're
just negotiating the price.

Then here's my offer.

You don't make another move.

Sorry, pal.

But it looks like you brought
a knife to a gun fight.

It's a ballistic knife.

So put the shotgun down
or you're gonna get this blade

shot through your skull.

Tenebris

anima vestra
contundito mortem...

All right, Hope, stop.

That's a death spell,
Hope, don't!

Hey, man, get out of here--
the spell won't work

if she can't see you.

Relax.

I was just scaring him.
And me.

You promised me that we would do
whatever it takes

to get Landon back.
This is what it takes.

Get the hell out of my way.

Wakey, wakey, eggs and bakey!

You're up early
and in a good mood.

What's wrong?
Nothing.

Unless you consider astral
projecting into a prison world

to search for your
frenemy's goo-ified

phoenix boyfriend problematic.

That sounds dangerous.

What did Dad say?

It was his idea.

Something about how

the monsters seem
to return to Malivore after

we destroy them,
and Malivore himself

being locked away inside of the
prison world, blah, blah, blah.

But on the
bright side,

it means that Dad trusts
us more than ever.

Lizzie, I don't eat bacon since
I was a pig in a fairy tale.

And I don't do magic.

And besides, I have to go.

Go where?
I-I can take the bacon off.

On the tour, remember?

To Mystic Falls High.
Oh, yeah.

Orientation.

I guess that explains
the outfit.

Is there something wrong
with it?

Oh, speaking of fashion,
we are getting

new uniforms for the
flag football team.

Should I put you down
as a Stallion or a Timberwolf

or one of each, just in case?

Uh, I'll get
back to you on that.

But good luck today.

You, too.

Mean it.

Oh, this smells amazing.

Can I have a breakfast
sammy to go?

And yet again,

I ask, "Go where?"

Well, it's been so weird
with Landon being gone

here lately.

The couple of us
that stayed behind

after school went
on break, we've tried

everything, but...

we just keep coming up empty.

So I rented a place

for a couple of days
with a pool so we could,

you know, get away and reset.

Mm, I-I was gonna invite you...

But Alyssa Chang

didn't think it would be
a good idea.

Well, do you need help
washing the dishes or something

before I go?

Yes.

To the "something."

Good news, bad news.

I can tell you need
the good news first,

so I found your truck.

Well, that was fast.

They call it vamp speed
for a reason, Doc.

As much as I'd like
to take the credit,

your ex-girlfriend actually
did most of the work.

And how is Mac?

Well, about as well as you are.

New job in Savannah's
working out for her.

But I think that you should
give her a call sometime.

Yeah, if she wanted
to see or hear

from me,
she wouldn't have left town.

I'm gonna give it
to you straight, Doc.

You're the one that chose
to tell her that Mystic Falls

was overrun with supernaturals.

Which is why I don't blame her

for making the decision she did.

I was just trying
to embrace honesty.

Turns out, it's not much
of a hugger.

Okay, well,
then tell me the truth.

How'd you let
some janky pawnshop

owner jack your ride?

It's a long story.

So how about the bad news?

Boiled peanuts are nasty.

Mm, Dr. Saltzman?

Oh, and also I got
to be the third wheel

at MG and Alyssa's pool party.

Hey, listen, I got
to call you back.

Good morning.

Now, before you kick my ass,

I have another idea.

Okay.

Can I kick your ass now?

Not until you hear me out.

This is the therapy box.
It creates scenarios.

Trust me, I know.

The last time
I was forced to use it,

it turned me
into a brassy barmaid

and made me realize

my relationship
with Landon was doomed.

Meaning it wasn't wrong.

We're un-dooming things,
remember?

I called Professor Vardemus.

He said there's
a single user setting.

Great, so then

I'll just be lonely and annoyed.

The group setting created
a simulation designed

to resolve what everyone's
subconscious was dealing with.

But if it's just you in there,

it should create one
to deal with

your specific problem.

How to get Landon back.

You're giving

my subconscious
an awful lot of credit.

Or maybe I'm just desperate.

Whatever it takes,
right?

Ready, player one.

So, how was it?

Ugh, my head.

How was what?

Looks like somebody had
a little bit too much to drink.

I'll get you some water,
as soon as you tell me

all about porking Landon.

I don't know where to start.

Hey, it's okay.

First times, worst times,
am I right?

But you are the one
who chose to punch her V-card

in the creepy-ass cabin of the
Mystic Falls maintenance man.

So own it.

Did you know that the locals
think he haunts this place?

He drowned in Salvatore Lake,
like, years ago,

but they say that
you can still hear him

in the woods at night,
clinking his tools.

Lizzie, stop. You're scaring me.

All right, well,

then we should
change the subject.

Back to you and Landon.

I, um...

I don't remember anything
about tonight.

Of course not.

Because Hope Mikaelson is so
sweet and smart and sensible.

And she would never make
a mistake like Lizzie Saltzman

and risk losing
her Best Babysitter License.

Here's your bra.

Uh...

Wait a sec--
why did we come to the lake?

Ask Landon.
He's probably off somewhere

writing a song
about banging you.

The next time that you decide
to get amnesia,

just remember
that my sister dated him,

and she has feelings, too.

And it would totally
gut her to know

that this meant nothing to you.

Look at all this destruction.

It's like a bomb
went off in Mystic Falls.

A Malibomb.

They call these things
prison worlds for a reason.

Malivore's probably
trying to find a way out.

I thought we were done
with that guy, thing, whatever.

Or maybe he's just lonely,

so he spends his days
puking up monsters.

Ooh.

Relax.

We're astral
projecting. Remember?

It can't see,

touch or hurt us.

Then let's just, uh,

forget that I made that sound.

You know what I'd
like to forget about?

You and Alyssa Chang.

But we never really
talked about that.

How's it going?

Cool.

It's-it's-it's cool.

We're cool.

Well, it wasn't cool of her
to destroy the ascendant

that we used to make this
world without telling anyone.

I don't really want
to get into any of that.

So if we
could get on

with looking for Landon?

Oh, that's not why
I brought you here.

Then why did you?
One, because I needed

a supernatural source to siphon

to power
the astral projection spell.

And two, what we're
really trying to find

is a way to convince Josie
to stay at the Salvatore School.

FINCH
Can I help you?

Hi. My name is Josette Saltzman.

I'm here
for the orientation tour.

I'll be right out.

Actually, there's no need.

I'm dealing with, um,
a family emergency,

so there's been
a change of plans

and I won't be attending classes
here after all.

Ethan?

Josie Saltzman.

I guess we should
probably know

each other better by now.
I mean,

your dad was dating my mom

and my sister had
that huge crush on you.

But not so huge
that you noticed. Sweet.

Water under the bridge, right?

I heard your family left town.

They did. I would
have gone with,

but the town they moved
to already has a QB1.

Oh, so you're quarterback here?
That's great.
It will be,

once I beat out the guy
Coach thinks is gonna start.

I got to go, Jo.

Name's Finch.

I'm Jo...
Josette Saltzman.

You told me.

Ready for that tour?

Let me help.

I'm Ethan.
I know.

You're the quarterback, rebel.

Dirt bike rider.
Everybody knows.

Well, in that case, it's nice to
meet you, too, Hope Mikaelson.

How do you know my n...?
Okay, it doesn't matter.

Point is, is that you can't be
out here, alone in the woods,

doing hot guy stuff.

It's just not safe.
Uh,

let me guess. The Mystic Falls
maintenance man?

Mm-hmm.
Sorry,

but I just finished
pitching my tent,

so I'll take my chances.

He's real, Ethan.
He just killed Lizzie Saltzman.

I need to find Landon.

So you're still
with that guy?

That's your takeaway?
Of course I am.

Why wouldn't I be?
Because dating

is like a passing play.

Hope, you have options.
And sometimes

the best one is standing right
in front of you, wide open.

Okay, there is no time for me
to even attempt

parsing a football metaphor
right now, okay?

You need to go.

Well, so do you, because
I just saw Landon at the dock

with Lizzie's sister.

What were they doing?

♪ I was born to run ♪

♪ I was born to dream ♪

♪ The craziest boy
you ever seen... ♪

I don't drink the brown stuff.

I called ahead.

Some jackass took my truck.
I had to Uber.

Might as well take advantage.

♪ Even on my knees ♪

♪ Makin' love
to whoever I please... ♪

Good.

I've got something for you, too.

♪ I gotta do it my... ♪

Let's make a deal.

Where's your little negotiator?

Dealing with another matter.

♪ Turn me loose, turn me loose ♪

♪ Turn me loose. ♪

Josie?

Look, I know things

have been weird between us since
you and Landon broke up, but...

Who cares about that?
There's a killer on the loose.

Yes, the maintenance man.
Have you seen him?

It was hard to miss him when
he tried slicing me in half,

but Landon saved me,
but now he's hurt.

That's his blood.
Oh, my God. Where is he?

He went to the Salvatore Lodge.

He went to go find a phone
to call my dad.

Why didn't you go with him?

Because that's
the difference between us.

You solve problems.
I run away from them.

Okay, get to
the sheriff's office.

Get help.

Come with me.

I can't.

I have to solve the problem
and find Landon.

Jo!

Face me.

So Josie wants to go
to Mystic Falls, huh?

Uh, that's a lot.

Have you tried
telling her

how you feel?

In my own way.

Subtle manipulation
and the occasional act

of emotional
terrorism.

Not that she's even noticed.
So that's,

that's a no.

It's semantics, okay?

You're supposed
to be helping me, MG.

We need to find
a nuclear option,

a way to convince
Josie that I am right

and she needs to stay
at the Salvatore School with me.

Why do you think everything
you've tried hasn't worked?

I didn't bring
you here

to ask questions, okay?

I brought you here
to find answers.

If you can answer that question,

I kind of think
you'll know what to do next.

Now, if it's cool with you,

I got to get back.
Alyssa's waiting for me.

Well, she can
continue to wait,

because this is a prison world,
and you can't leave

until we find what we came for.

I came here to find Landon.

So if I'm stuck here,

that's what I'm gonna do.

I know this isn't what
you want to hear,

but even if Babe Ruth used
this bad boy to slug every homer

he ever hit, we
don't have a deal.

What you're after
means a lot to me.

You see, that's what I don't
understand.

You were just aware
of this artifact recently.

And yet here you
are, wanting it.

Oh, I've got my reasons.
Me, too.

Because ever since I got
my hands on that thing,

I've been having these dreams.

And I'm not the kind of guy
that does that.

I know it must
sound crazy to you.

Oh, my bar for crazy
is set pretty high.

I know these dreams
are gonna come true.

Like you said, that artifact's
gonna grant my heart's

most impossible desire.

If I could just figure out
how to open the damn thing.

Well, let me take a look at it.
Maybe I can help.

Thanks for the offer.

Now take your bat and go.

It's not the Bambino's,
but it's priceless to me.

I played in a wooden bat
league, summers, high school,

and the thing never broke,

no matter how hard
I'd smash things.

And I have
been doing

a lot of smashing
over the years since.

You also stopped that little
witch from killing me, so...

I'm betting you've gone softer
than you think.

That little witch
has lost more in her life

than almost
anyone I know.

And I'm here to help her get
her heart's desire.

Trust me when I say

I am well aware
of the line I'm about to cross.

Now, give me the artifact.

It doesn't have to go like this.

Well, in my experience...

it does.

Now...

you're gonna get this bat

one way or the other.

It's your call, Pinky.

Jed, where's Landon?

Hope, is that you?
Landon?

Hold on, I'm coming.

Hope! Help!

Landon?

Dr. Saltzman.

What-what do I do?

Hope...

Landon's...

I'm through running.

You've killed all my friends.

Everyone I love
is dead.

So you won.

I win.

Landon.

Ooh...

Whew.

Now, that is the Hope
Mikaelson I know and love.

What the hell is happening?
What, you still

haven't figured it out?

I don't understand.

Come with me.

I can help.

You're a hard man to find.

I've been on the move.

I've been vamping
all over town,

searching for Landon.

No luck.

Same.

Not even a chest hair.

I thought you weren't looking.

And I thought about
that question you asked me.

You were right.

If I want Josie to stay,

I just need to come out
and say it.

But you don't want to.

Oh, I totally want to.

It's just that
she wants something else.

And maybe I have

finally realized
that her happiness

is just as important as mine is.

So you're cool with Jo going
to Mystic Falls?

I realized something else, too.

The reason
I wanted you here,

the reason I snapped at you...

it wasn't about Josie.

It was about...

what Alyssa swooped in and did,

before I worked up
the courage to stop her.

Destroying the ascendant.

Sure.

Enjoy your pool party.

Remeo.

You look pretty.

A lot less bloody, at least.

As much as I'd like
to stare into those eyes
of yours all night,

we should probably talk
about the fact that I killed you

and you're still here.

You're right.

What really matters is
what happened to your friends.

You murdered them,

then they disappeared.
So will I,

once you realize
that this is all a game.

But what it's
trying to teach you

is very real.

The therapy box.

Bigger than it looks
on the outside, right?

Like you said,

your friends died
in the scenario it created.

So...

what do you think that means?

I think this game's stupid.

Yeah.

And that I couldn't save them.

Mm-hmm.

Why not?

Be honest.

Because all I cared about
was saving you.

Well, you know,

death can be a metaphor
sometimes but not always.

What is that supposed to mean?

It's your game. You tell me.

I don't know.
Yes, you do.
Deep down.

What do you want me to say?

That I should be happy
everyone's waiting

outside of this box
for me except for you?

That the reason why
I can't find or-or kill you

in this stupid game
is because you're already dead?

That I should just...
give up on you?

No.

That is what I need you
to believe.

Because as much
as we both wish it weren't...

...it's the truth.

Don't talk to me like that.
Like what?

Like you're real.

Like you're him.
But that's the

to help you understand...

you are not him.

Landon would never want me
to give up on him.

Are you sure?
If I'm in this therapy box,
shouldn't I have gotten

an escape word
once I had my breakthrough?

Right? Where the hell is it?
It won't show up until
you actually accept

what I'm
telling you.
Not gonna happen.

What are you doing?

Let me go.

You first.

You watched me dissolve.

You know being
a Tribrid

makes you and your blood
toxic to Malivore.

That I'm his biological son.

So, deep down...

...what do you
really think happened to me?

I don't want to say it.

I know.

We can say it together,
if that helps.

On three.

One.

Two.

Three.

I can barely hear you.
Where-where are you, the moon?

Moon doesn't have a pool, MG.

I just pulled up to the spot.
Where's your skinny ass?

I'm running late.

I got sidetracked with
Lizzie and Landon stuff.

All right, man,
well, get a move on.

I'm gonna fire up the grill.

What...?

Jed?

Oh. Oh.

Oh. Oh, damn. Um...

uh, hey,

on second thought, you...

stay where
you are, um...

Jed? Sweetie? I'm hungry.

Oh, God. The party's over.

And that concludes our tour.

Thank you. This place seems
perfect for me right now.

I'm surprised
you even noticed.

You were staring at me
the whole time.

Um, I was just listening
very intently.

Got it.

So, any questions?

Uh, just one.

But it's personal.

Why did Ethan

give you the stink eye
when he saw you earlier?

Me and his sister dated
for a minute--

like, a hot minute--
and...

I didn't take the news that
she was leaving town too well,

which is why
I'm on suspension,

giving tours
and wiping chalkboards.

It's a long story.

You can tell me
all about it at lunch.

If I'm cool enough to sit
at your table.

Not gonna happen.

I'm perceptive, too.
I heard what you said earlier.

You're not gonna go here.

My sister took the news
about me wanting to transfer

about as well as you
did Maya leaving.

Then why'd you take the tour?

Because I wanted to.

I did it for me,
and it felt right.

And I really do
want to come here.

If I can

sit at your table.

That a metaphor or something?

Hmm, what do you think?

I'll tell you at lunch.

If you ever come back.

What are you doing?

Oh, you know, just tidying up.

Hope, you said it yourself,

this place isn't real.

You can't stay here.

Well, not like this,
but with a little

imaginary paint
and elbow grease...

You're in denial.
I'm not.

See?
I don't care.

Not if it means I
get to be with you.

Or at least
close enough.

But what about
your friends?

You saw what happened to them.

This is all
just a metaphor.

Right?

I mean, me being powerless,
you haunting me,

them being in trouble.

So, for once in my life, I am
not gonna sacrifice what I love

to metaphorically save anyone.

Yeah, no offense,
but that's kind of what you do.

Not this time.

So that stupid word
can keep appearing,

but I'm not leaving.

I didn't say the word.

Why am I here?

Well, in layman's terms,
I unplugged the damn thing.

Which Vardemus
assured me was safe

to do with a single user.

Maybe he was wrong.

No, maybe you were.

Hope. What happened in there?
You should know,

since this was your plan
all along.

You didn't put me in that box
to find Landon,

you put me in it
so I'd give up on him. Mittent.

If that were true,

why would I pull you out?

Let me show you something.

Is that the artifact
we were looking for?

How did you find that?

By being
wildly irresponsible.

We'll have to do some research,

figure out
how to use the damn thing.

I make a wish,
pop it open, see what happens.

Can't.
You reek of blood.

Don't tell me that you're gonna
start being responsible now.

I've tried to open it.
It's locked.

Probably spelled shut.

Go ahead,

make your wish.

Uh, why are
we out here?

She may not look like much
on the outside, but...

...baby's got it
where it counts.

Here.

I don't really
drink like that.

And I just saw Jed naked.

Make the exception.

Okay.

I know it's not exactly the
party you were planning, but...

I feel so stupid.

How did I think dating

Maleficent...

was gonna end well?

It's that gentle heart of yours.

And this one...

is as much on me
as it is on you.

I would love to hear that math.

I made a promise to you,
once upon a time,

that if anyone wanted
to come at you,

they had to go through me.

And I wasn't around.

Mm, but you were only gone

'cause you were trying
to help Hope and Dr. Saltzman.

And there's no point, okay?

I know it's an unpopular opinion
around these parts,

but Landon is...

Landon's gone, bro.

And he
ain't coming back.

So I should've been here,

worrying about things
I can actually change,

instead of...

But you don't know that.

Okay, did you and Lizzie
find Landon

in that prison world or not?

No.

But I did stand up to her.

You... you...
For myself.

You did? You?

Yeah, i-in a gentlemanly way.

How'd that go?

Way better than I expected.

That's cool, man.

Just promise me
you'll keep that up,

instead of going along with it
whenever you feel you need to.

You know, like, when Jed's
trying to get at your girl.

I will.

As long as you promise me
you won't give up on Landon.

Man...
More than promise.

I'm-I'm talking, like, a...

a vow.

So I say yes

and you say no.

Hmm?
Yeah.

We need to have
a difficult conversation.

I know.

I know you think
me going to school

in Mystic Falls is wrong.

Because it is.

Dressed like that.

You only get
one chance

to make a good first impression,

and you don't want to be
the girl that wears a uniform

to a school
that doesn't have uniforms.

This is great.

Really great.

Shockingly great.

You're okay with this?

No.

But I'll get there.

As long as there are

twin cuddles available
on demand,

and you always remember

that this is your home.

♪ Come back home ♪

I'm so lucky you're my sister.

♪ Just come home. ♪

I know.

It looks like you're
having a private moment.

I'll just
come back.
It's okay.

Stay.

Because there's nothing in here
to keep me company.

So much for that wish.

I found another lead.

It's a Grecian urn.
It was stolen out of a museum

in Athens ten years ago.

It's rumored that it can
reanimate spirits, but...

But you don't think
we should go after it.

You think we should stop.

I think we should go after
anything that'll solve this.

But it isn't just about
us anymore, Hope.

It's hurting other people, too.

I know.

This artifact
literally came up empty,

and the school
needs to reopen.

And it can't if you keep
putting everything else aside

like you have been.

Or like I've been
with all my friends.

It would have
still been worth it if...

if Landon was still...

♪ You graze your knees
and cry... ♪

He's gone.

Um, and this is
how we should honor him.

Did you get all that
from the therapy box?

In an extremely
annoying way.

Well, I should probably be
using that more frequently.

I'm sorry.

Believe me...

I know how much it hurts
to lose people we love.

♪ Just tell me what's wrong,
and you know that I'll ♪

♪ Make it right ♪

♪ Whatever your worries ♪

♪ Remember
what's yours is mine ♪

♪ If I was holding the world ♪

♪ I'd let it go ♪

♪ So my arms could hold you... ♪

I'm gonna need your help.

I can't believe that
this is happening to me again.

He's gone.

I'm never gonna see him again.

♪ You... ♪

♪ If you say that you need it,
I'll give you ♪

♪ All my life ♪

♪ All my life ♪

♪ All my life ♪

♪ All my life. ♪