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Hand over the milk money, Weaver.
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I can't do that, Derek.
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I'm not sure
you'll spend it on milk.
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That's me, Mitch Weaver.
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That's Sam, my lifelong best friend.
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I never had a dad growing up,
so Sam's dad Pops filled in a little.
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He was a boxer,
real tough guy.
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One thing to remember in life,
no matter where you go or what you do....
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don't take no crap from nobody.
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I never liked the guy,
but he was right about not taking crap.
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Wow! My dad sure is great.
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Hey, do you know where
he hides his guns?
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Don't worry.
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We planted the guns in the bully's desk
so he'd get in trouble.
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It wasn't me!
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Let me go!
They weren't mine!
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We always did stuff like that,
get back at people who messed with us.
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There was this crossing guard
used to grab all the kids' asses.
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Back then people weren't on
the lookout for that kind of thing.
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The only way to nail a guy like that
was to catch him red-handed.
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That's where Super Glue came in.
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Look, everybody! Crossing guard's
grabbing 8-year-old's ass over here!
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We really got back at
this ornery baby-sitter we didn't like.
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After all these years,
this picture still makes me horny.
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I mean, wistful!
It makes me wistful.
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When I was 16,
the saddest event of my life occurred.
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My mom died.
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Everyone did their best to console me,
particularly Aunt Jenny.
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It wasn't easy, because
I'm not comfortable expressing my...
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What do you call them? Emotions?
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Anyways, I learned to express myself
in other ways.
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I started making little notes to myself.
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Note to self.
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Remember, Aunt Jenny is your aunt.
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Then there was this character
we had to deal with.
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She thought just because she was
a meter maid...
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that she had the right to go around
giving everybody parking tickets.
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That's where the popcorn
came in handy.
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In high school, I still didn't take crap
from anyone, man or beast.
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This Doberman would always chase us.
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So we borrowed my cousin's
huge German shepherd...
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who also happens to be gay.
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Taught that Doberman some humility.
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Boy, those were the days.
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But then, something happened.
I grew up.
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Okay, 132 Highfield Avenue
in three minutes.
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I can make it.
I can make it.
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Oh, no!
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Hi, there.
Thirty minutes or free, right?
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And you took 32 minutes.
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So close and yet so far.
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Gimme a break. That free pizza
comes out of my paycheck.
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That doesn't seem fair, does it?
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Then the guy says,
"If you want the money for this pizza...
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you tell Aldo and the rest
of those sweaty Italian fruits...
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to come down
and get it from me themselves."
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Also, he started saying nasty things
about that Mussolini character.
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The guy called.
I know you didn't make it on time.
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None of the other pizza places have
the 30-minute thing anymore.
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Can't we drop it?
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You think we should drop
the 30-minute guarantee?
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You think Aldo's should be
just like all the others?
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Mitch Weaver, you're not fit
to wear this shirt.
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That's my Canadians jersey.
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You have anything in a 10-1l2 wide?
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Toni-Ann, what are you doing?
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I've had it. Uncle Aldo called.
He told me he fired you.
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That's your 14th job in the past
three months! I can't take it anymore!
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Honey, I understand you're upset.
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Maybe you'll feel better
after we have some dirty sex.
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Forget it! I'm through
wasting my life with you.
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Good-bye!
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- What about the rest of my stuff?
- Your stuff?
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There is no "your stuff."
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I have paid for everything
in this apartment.
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Wait a minute. That's not true.
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I paid for the popcorn machine.
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What's up, fruity?
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Hey, ass-bite.
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By the looks of this popcorn machine, I
guess she tossed you out for good, huh?
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Yep.
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Passed your car back there.
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- It's a nasty flat, but I can fix it.
- Thanks, Sam.
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I was wondering. Could I crash
with you and your dad for a while?
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No. I'm gonna turn away my best friend
so he's gotta sleep in his car. Come on.
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Hey, that's my shirt.
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You're wearing my shirt.
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Here you go.
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No, that's all right.
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I was talking to somebody else
that's different than you.
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Two, three, up.
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Press those knees straight.
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And again. Take it down.
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Two, three...
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and lift it up.
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- Pops, how you doin'?
- Pretty good, son.
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But it'd be goin' a lot better
if you brought me a whore.
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I thought you couldn't...
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I can't but...
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I subscribe to this magazine
to give me a few ideas.
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There's an article about home
stereo equipment, too. That's for you.
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That's great.
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- I'll be right back, all right?
- Yeah.
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Do me a favor.
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Could you stay with him for a while?
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What's the matter?
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You know how I feel about your father.
I'm uncomfortable around him.
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He's kind of... I don't know.
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Creepy, you know?
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He creeps the hell out of me,
to tell you the truth.
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He likes you.
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I gotta call somebody
to borrow a jack.
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Stay with him for a while.
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All right.
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Feelin' okay, Mr. McKenna?
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Don't worry about me.
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I just want to thank you
for spending a little time with me.
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- Well, no problem.
- Yeah, yeah.
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- I also want to say I'm sorry.
- Sorry for what?
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For being a creepy old man.
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I apologize, you rotten bastard!
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- You say those things about me?
- Pops! Pops! Let go!
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Get out of here, Sam!
I'll kill this bastard!
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I can still hear,
no matter how creepy I look.
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- It's Mitch! Let go.
- All right, take him.
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Everything's falling apart.
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Remember how things were
when we were young?
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Yeah, it was great.
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Yeah, it was.
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I felt good about myself back then.
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If somebody messed with me, no problem.
I didn't take crap from anybody.
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Now I'm in my 30s, I can't hold a job.
I go out with women I don't even like.
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Worst of all, I take crap
from absolutely everybody.
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Things could be worse.
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I could've got my nose bit off
by a Saigon whore.
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You bastard!
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I'm just messin' with you, Jimmy.
I saw you down there.
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Get Jimmy a beer on me.
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Okay. It's okay.
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Wow, look at her.
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Yeah. She's all yours, buddy.
Go get her.
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Hi. How ya doin'?
I'm Sam McKenna.
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I live with my dad.
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It appears Travis Cole
has bailed out the city once again...
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coming up with the necessary funding
to save the Chelsea Opera House.
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How could a man in my position
not step in and do his civic duty?
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That opera house is part
of this city's heritage.
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Heck, yes, I'm gonna keep it up
and running.
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I love this city,
and as we all know...
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I love opera.
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Right, Spunky?
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A guy like Travis Cole
has a great life.
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Why? Just because he's rich?
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No. Because he doesn't take crap
from anybody.
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There are two kinds of people in this
world: Those who get stomped on...
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and those who do the stomping.
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Where'd you come up
with that theory?
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That famous guy said it.
What's his name?
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Oh, yeah. Jesus.
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Hi. I'm Mitch.
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Hello, Mitch.
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Maybe later you'll drop by the house.
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You know, check out the hot tub.
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- Hey, pal, beat it!
- Why don't you beat it?
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The lady obviously isn't interested
in you, jerk-off! So get lost!
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Maybe we should let the lady decide.
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- I think you should fight it out.
- Good idea.
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- Great idea!
- Brilliant idea!
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- I love the idea.
- Terry, Jack, Mike, Rick.
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Oh, no. My dumb friend needs me.
I gotta go.
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Well, Mitch, looks like
we've got ourselves a fight.
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Great. It's fightin' time.
Can I be on their side?
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Looks like there's gonna be a brawl.
You playin' something good?
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Hell, yeah!
Rolling Stones' "Street Fighting Man."
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G-7!
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You just hit G-8.
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Bring it on!
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How come you get a pool cue?
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Come on.
You fell right into my trap.
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Sammy, bite 'em!
Bite 'em in the nose!
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Note to self.
Learn to fight.
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I wanna go over there and rip
their heads off, every one of them.
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That would probably work, since they're
so tired from beating us mercilessly.
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But since we rented the cop uniforms,
let's try it my way, all right?
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- Hey, dude, what's up?
- Neil, is that you?
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Yeah, it's me, Neil.
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It's Jason. We just got back from
beating these guys. Messed 'em up good!
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The whole time, this guy's lying there,
crying like a little girl.
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- Wait, I'll get Terry.
- Don't get Terry. I mean...
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The reason I'm calling is this.
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There's these guys going around
to frat houses pretending to be cops.
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But they're not real cops.
They're fake cops.
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They just robbed a bunch of stuff
from the Delta Psi house.
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So don't be fooled, okay?
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Sure thing.
Thanks for calling.
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Okay, no problem, dude.
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Now you go back to doing something
latently homoerotic, all right?
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Hello, real cops?
Yes, I'd like to register a complaint.
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We got a complaint about the noise.
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Whatever you say, Officer.
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Officer down! We need backup!
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- Okay, we'll take care of these two.
- You got it.
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Hey, frat sisters,
remember us?
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I'll take this one.
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- I'll take the next one.
- All right, man.
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That felt great, man,
getting back at those guys tonight.
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I've got to admit, that was brilliant,
what you did.
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You are the king of revenge.
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Pipe down! I'm trying to watch
these broads work out.
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- You want another beer?
- Yeah.
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Mitch, you wanna come over here?
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I'm not falling for that one again.
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- I think I'm having a heart attack.
- Not gonna work.
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Pops! You all right?
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I'm gonna let him sleep.
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Could you stay with him
while I find the doctor?
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- Yeah, sure.
- Thanks.
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I'm glad you came.
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Hey, Mr. McKenna.
I'll go get Sam.
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No, hold on.
There's something I want to tell you.
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Oh. I'm gonna find Sam.
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Mitch, sit your ass down!
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It's embarrassing being physically
afraid of a hundred-year-old man...
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who just had a coronary...
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so could we hurry this up?
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I'm not doin' too well.
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So knowing that, I think
I better tell you this now.
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- Tell me what?
- I'm your father.
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You must be delirious,
because you're not my father.
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I don't know who my father is,
but it's not you.
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Here, Mitch.
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Look at the picture
in this locket.
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Holy Lord!
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That's a picture of you and my mom
having sex!
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God! Why would you show me that?
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I'm sorry, son.
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I figured you'd never believe me
unless I showed you that picture.
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I loved your mother as a friend, but it
wasn't true love. We both knew that.
240
00:16:02,665 --> 00:16:08,032
Besides, back then they didn't have
these fancy birth control methods.
241
00:16:08,101 --> 00:16:09,795
Like pullin' out.
242
00:16:09,868 --> 00:16:12,063
Oh, God!
243
00:16:12,137 --> 00:16:15,036
Stop sayin' dirty stuff for a second,
would you?
244
00:16:17,139 --> 00:16:19,469
Does Sam know about this?
245
00:16:19,539 --> 00:16:22,098
No. And I don't want you to tell him.
246
00:16:22,174 --> 00:16:23,607
Why not?
247
00:16:25,043 --> 00:16:28,238
I don't want him to feel
he's been lied to his entire life.
248
00:16:28,311 --> 00:16:30,744
Down deep he's very sensitive.
249
00:16:30,812 --> 00:16:32,745
Promise me you won't tell him.
250
00:16:32,812 --> 00:16:35,110
I can't promise you.
251
00:16:35,181 --> 00:16:37,114
Sam's got a right to know.
252
00:16:37,182 --> 00:16:39,171
I'm gonna tell him.
253
00:16:39,249 --> 00:16:41,512
Hello. I'm Dr. Farthing.
254
00:16:41,584 --> 00:16:43,643
Are you Mr. McKenna's son?
255
00:16:47,587 --> 00:16:49,521
I gotta talk to Sam.
256
00:16:49,589 --> 00:16:53,579
Mitch, don't tell him!
Don't you tell him!
257
00:16:53,656 --> 00:16:56,647
Now, let me ask you.
258
00:16:56,725 --> 00:16:59,123
Are you a betting man?
259
00:16:59,192 --> 00:17:01,353
I don't know. Sure.
260
00:17:01,428 --> 00:17:04,758
If someone were taking bets on
your father's bout with death...
261
00:17:04,828 --> 00:17:07,955
I'd bet everything I own on death.
262
00:17:08,765 --> 00:17:11,596
It's a good bet.
The odds are he'll probably die.
263
00:17:13,400 --> 00:17:15,527
Couldn't you have prepared him
for that?
264
00:17:15,602 --> 00:17:17,534
Oh, well...
265
00:17:17,602 --> 00:17:20,593
kind of thought I did
with that betting analogy.
266
00:17:20,670 --> 00:17:22,762
What is wrong with my dad?
267
00:17:22,838 --> 00:17:24,805
Oh, your dad?
268
00:17:24,873 --> 00:17:28,898
In a nut shell,
your dad needs a heart transplant.
269
00:17:28,975 --> 00:17:33,433
Because of his age,
he's low priority on the donor's list.
270
00:17:33,511 --> 00:17:37,103
Was your father a famous athlete
or rock star?
271
00:17:37,178 --> 00:17:41,443
No. He was a boxer,
but he wasn't famous.
272
00:17:42,815 --> 00:17:44,975
Sorry, no heart there.
273
00:17:45,049 --> 00:17:48,073
But, for $600...
274
00:17:48,151 --> 00:17:51,050
I could sell you
a fully-adjustable hospital bed.
275
00:17:51,118 --> 00:17:54,382
Are you crazy?
I don't need a bed.
276
00:17:55,989 --> 00:17:59,184
Playing hardball, are you?
Okay, $550.
277
00:17:59,257 --> 00:18:01,417
I don't have to sit here
and listen to this!
278
00:18:01,491 --> 00:18:02,786
No, wait.
279
00:18:02,857 --> 00:18:05,155
I can't believe this is happening.
280
00:18:05,226 --> 00:18:08,217
Wait. Where're you goin'?
Your friend's leaving...
281
00:18:08,294 --> 00:18:11,057
Come back here. I can help him.
282
00:18:12,296 --> 00:18:14,627
Please, come back, sit down.
283
00:18:16,632 --> 00:18:20,225
I'm sorry.
I'm a compulsive gambler.
284
00:18:21,301 --> 00:18:25,826
Now, I know there's nobody to blame
for this but myself.
285
00:18:25,903 --> 00:18:29,564
I don't know. Maybe the Buffalo Bills,
or the Boston Red Sox or Mr. "T"...
286
00:18:29,638 --> 00:18:31,071
or the Jets.
287
00:18:31,139 --> 00:18:34,834
Mr. "T"? Are you telling me
that you bet on the fight...
288
00:18:34,908 --> 00:18:37,340
in Rocky III,
and you bet against Rocky?
289
00:18:37,408 --> 00:18:40,501
Hindsight is 20l20, my friend.
290
00:18:40,577 --> 00:18:42,703
The point is, I'm in trouble.
291
00:18:44,145 --> 00:18:47,705
Deep trouble. Which could be good
for Mr. McKenna's father.
292
00:18:47,781 --> 00:18:52,147
There is a way I can get his name bumped
to the top of the list to get his heart.
293
00:18:52,216 --> 00:18:54,241
How?
294
00:18:58,019 --> 00:19:00,317
If you pay me $50,000.
295
00:19:00,387 --> 00:19:02,854
- Did you say $50,000?
- No.
296
00:19:02,922 --> 00:19:06,378
I whispered $50,000.
I need it in two weeks.
297
00:19:06,457 --> 00:19:11,051
This is awful, but I've given these
bookies practically everything I have.
298
00:19:14,527 --> 00:19:18,655
When I was young, my mom used to tell me
that the lights we see in the sky...
299
00:19:18,729 --> 00:19:21,662
are from stars that burned out
millions of years ago.
300
00:19:21,730 --> 00:19:23,856
It's like life.
301
00:19:23,932 --> 00:19:28,299
Something can be one way you think
all your life...
302
00:19:28,367 --> 00:19:31,096
and in reality
it's completely different.
303
00:19:32,037 --> 00:19:33,366
Yeah.
304
00:19:33,436 --> 00:19:36,336
I'm gonna kill you, asshole!
305
00:19:36,405 --> 00:19:39,430
Sam, are you pissing
off the side of the building?
306
00:19:39,507 --> 00:19:40,938
Sort of.
307
00:19:41,807 --> 00:19:47,572
You know, I'm going crazy here
over Pops. He's gonna die!
308
00:19:47,643 --> 00:19:50,372
He's not gonna die. You're gonna get
the money and get him a heart.
309
00:19:50,445 --> 00:19:53,378
$50,000 in two weeks?
Come on!
310
00:19:53,446 --> 00:19:56,846
My sister Carol said she'd send
two grand. Where will I get the rest?
311
00:19:56,915 --> 00:20:00,610
- Are you gonna not try?
- Of course I'm gonna try!
312
00:20:02,184 --> 00:20:05,516
What if I got a job?
313
00:20:05,587 --> 00:20:07,712
Maybe I could pay this guy off
in installments.
314
00:20:07,787 --> 00:20:11,017
Yes. Now you're talkin'.
I'll help you every step of the way.
315
00:20:12,389 --> 00:20:14,083
Thanks, buddy.
316
00:20:16,925 --> 00:20:18,358
You little bastards!
317
00:20:18,427 --> 00:20:20,359
That was a hell of a piss.
318
00:20:21,827 --> 00:20:23,761
Look at the "help wanted" section.
319
00:20:23,829 --> 00:20:27,353
I'm looking at the "buy and sell" ads.
Maybe we can sell something.
320
00:20:27,430 --> 00:20:30,262
- Just look for a job.
- All right, all right!
321
00:20:30,332 --> 00:20:31,855
Movie line comin' up.
322
00:20:39,536 --> 00:20:42,561
How's that lookin', baby?
323
00:20:55,245 --> 00:20:57,405
He was supposed to keep drivin'.
324
00:21:00,113 --> 00:21:03,445
To start with,
the bottom stair is a roundover.
325
00:21:03,516 --> 00:21:06,176
It does a 180 into the newel post.
326
00:21:06,250 --> 00:21:10,843
The bannister has a 90 degree easement
and dies into the newel post.
327
00:21:10,918 --> 00:21:13,579
Ninety degrees.
328
00:21:13,653 --> 00:21:16,314
- That's gonna be a problem.
- What's the problem?
329
00:21:16,388 --> 00:21:20,550
We lied on our resumes.
We know nothing about construction.
330
00:21:20,624 --> 00:21:22,318
When is lunch?
331
00:21:22,391 --> 00:21:23,823
You're fired.
332
00:21:24,992 --> 00:21:27,926
Ass-bite, you sure this is a good idea?
333
00:21:27,994 --> 00:21:30,961
Hell, yeah.
It's 50 bucks for eatin' brownies.
334
00:21:31,028 --> 00:21:34,053
They are safe, but there is a chance
of some side effects...
335
00:21:34,130 --> 00:21:39,122
including mild itching, nausea, chills,
hallucinations and rashes.
336
00:21:39,200 --> 00:21:41,759
These are good?
Aren't they good?
337
00:21:48,137 --> 00:21:50,604
I think I feel a slight itch.
338
00:21:51,872 --> 00:21:53,499
No, maybe not.
339
00:21:54,374 --> 00:21:56,534
Could be my imagination.
340
00:22:09,347 --> 00:22:13,715
We eat the pig and
then together we burn.
341
00:22:15,751 --> 00:22:19,584
- What you talkin' about, Satan?
- Come with me.
342
00:22:19,654 --> 00:22:23,747
You belong with me.
343
00:22:23,821 --> 00:22:25,754
Burn!
344
00:22:32,860 --> 00:22:37,521
The hell with that job.
Who wants to be itchy anyway?
345
00:22:38,595 --> 00:22:41,994
All right. Everybody line up.
346
00:22:42,063 --> 00:22:44,826
Don't be dummies.
Just get in line.
347
00:22:44,898 --> 00:22:46,330
That's fine.
348
00:22:46,399 --> 00:22:50,925
Gentlemen, members of the national
office are coming here tonight...
349
00:22:51,001 --> 00:22:54,025
for their annual inspection
of this theater.
350
00:22:54,102 --> 00:22:57,627
Right now, I'm going to explain to you
my managing style...
351
00:22:57,704 --> 00:23:00,967
for the benefit of the new guys.
352
00:23:03,174 --> 00:23:05,801
So there you are, tubby.
353
00:23:05,876 --> 00:23:08,138
You look like a bucket of lard
on a bad day.
354
00:23:08,209 --> 00:23:09,766
You baby gorilla.
355
00:23:09,843 --> 00:23:12,003
Why don't you work the zoo
and stop bothering people?
356
00:23:12,078 --> 00:23:14,773
Got a call yesterday
from Baskin Robbins.
357
00:23:14,846 --> 00:23:19,144
They said that they're down
to only five flavors.
358
00:23:19,215 --> 00:23:21,443
You're swelling up as I talk to you.
359
00:23:21,516 --> 00:23:23,608
Look at you. How's this?
How's it doin'?
360
00:23:25,886 --> 00:23:28,546
Hello, ice cream.
Having a good time running around?
361
00:23:31,188 --> 00:23:35,122
Are you laughing 'cause I called your
friend a fat pig? Think that's funny?
362
00:23:35,189 --> 00:23:38,282
I was laughing earlier
when you were talking to his belly.
363
00:23:38,358 --> 00:23:42,019
Why don't you get a horse and live
in the mountains? Don't bother anybody.
364
00:23:42,093 --> 00:23:44,185
You've got a personality
like a dead moth.
365
00:23:44,261 --> 00:23:47,319
Okay, the fun's over.
366
00:23:47,395 --> 00:23:50,295
Anybody messes this thing up
for me tonight is through.
367
00:23:50,364 --> 00:23:53,854
Not only are you fired,
your life is over.
368
00:23:53,932 --> 00:23:58,492
I'll see to it you never work again, and
wind up tearing tickets off in Kuwait.
369
00:24:00,302 --> 00:24:01,734
Everybody's sucking sand.
370
00:24:01,803 --> 00:24:03,964
Nobody messes up,
understand me?
371
00:24:04,038 --> 00:24:06,732
Don't mess up!
372
00:24:10,674 --> 00:24:12,641
That guy's gonna be our boss?
373
00:24:12,709 --> 00:24:16,438
After a speech like that, how does
he expect us not to screw him over?
374
00:24:16,510 --> 00:24:19,568
Every one of us said the same thing
our first day working for Hamilton...
375
00:24:19,645 --> 00:24:21,578
only nobody does anything.
376
00:24:21,646 --> 00:24:25,011
Trust me, this isn't just talk.
Nobody screws me over like that.
377
00:24:25,081 --> 00:24:27,844
- Me, neither.
- I can't help you. I need this job.
378
00:24:27,916 --> 00:24:30,907
But if you really screw over Hamilton,
I'll give you ten bucks.
379
00:24:30,985 --> 00:24:33,713
Mark me down for $20.
380
00:24:33,785 --> 00:24:36,116
Mr. Witherspoon.
381
00:24:36,187 --> 00:24:38,586
Class operation, Hamilton.
Good job.
382
00:24:38,655 --> 00:24:42,089
Thank you.
Let me get you some refreshments.
383
00:24:43,725 --> 00:24:45,315
Okay, we're all set.
384
00:24:45,391 --> 00:24:48,188
One, two, three. Look away!
385
00:24:56,831 --> 00:24:58,354
Look, an alien.
386
00:24:58,431 --> 00:25:01,490
Yeah, we better have sex
with each other.
387
00:25:07,336 --> 00:25:10,928
Note to self.
Sam just looked at the screen.
388
00:25:11,004 --> 00:25:13,631
No, I didn't.
I was just making sure the reel had...
389
00:25:14,740 --> 00:25:19,436
- This alien looks like a hot guy.
- Right. We better have sex with him.
390
00:25:19,508 --> 00:25:23,203
Gimme that.
It took long enough, you dummy.
391
00:25:34,049 --> 00:25:36,516
Hamilton, you're through.
392
00:25:38,318 --> 00:25:42,218
That was amazing.
You should do that stuff for a living.
393
00:25:45,421 --> 00:25:46,854
Sam, tonight...
394
00:25:46,922 --> 00:25:49,912
we made a wad of cash for doing
something that comes natural to us.
395
00:25:49,990 --> 00:25:51,684
Revenge.
396
00:25:51,758 --> 00:25:54,351
We should open
a "revenge for hire" business.
397
00:25:54,426 --> 00:25:57,120
I've never heard of
a "revenge for hire" business.
398
00:25:57,193 --> 00:25:59,127
Exactly. We'd be the first.
399
00:25:59,195 --> 00:26:02,185
With every genius business idea,
there's got to be a first.
400
00:26:02,263 --> 00:26:05,753
Like the guy who first thought
of delivering pizza to people's houses.
401
00:26:05,831 --> 00:26:07,765
Or the guy who invented crack.
402
00:26:09,333 --> 00:26:11,857
Who's gonna hire us?
403
00:26:11,934 --> 00:26:14,527
I have a feeling people are going
to pay us a lot of money...
404
00:26:14,602 --> 00:26:16,536
to do their dirty work.
405
00:26:19,606 --> 00:26:22,664
Okay, let's get a few things
straight here.
406
00:26:22,740 --> 00:26:27,232
As long as the rent's on time,
you don't wreck the place, we're okay.
407
00:26:27,309 --> 00:26:28,899
If not...
408
00:26:29,910 --> 00:26:31,900
I punch you in the stomach.
409
00:26:31,978 --> 00:26:36,003
If that ever comes up,
that Sam's department.
410
00:26:36,080 --> 00:26:38,377
Yeah, that's my department.
411
00:26:41,015 --> 00:26:43,278
Good.
412
00:26:43,350 --> 00:26:44,942
Good luck to you.
413
00:26:45,018 --> 00:26:46,450
Thanks.
414
00:26:50,020 --> 00:26:51,453
Mildred!
415
00:26:53,388 --> 00:26:54,854
Wait up.
416
00:26:54,922 --> 00:26:57,288
- Oh, hi, Rich.
- Hi, Mildred.
417
00:26:57,358 --> 00:27:00,791
I guess you forgot my name.
It's not Mildred, it's Kathy.
418
00:27:00,858 --> 00:27:03,383
No, I didn't forget.
You never told me, so I just guessed.
419
00:27:03,460 --> 00:27:07,019
Oh. That's a novel approach.
420
00:27:07,095 --> 00:27:10,655
So, how'd the fight with
those fraternity guys turn out?
421
00:27:10,731 --> 00:27:12,322
We kicked their ass!
422
00:27:12,398 --> 00:27:15,593
I was punching one guy
and kicking this other guy.
423
00:27:15,666 --> 00:27:18,031
I threw one dude right through
a plate glass window.
424
00:27:18,101 --> 00:27:21,364
- Really?
- Sort of, except the exact opposite.
425
00:27:21,436 --> 00:27:24,768
Don't you think it's silly
for grown men to fight?
426
00:27:24,838 --> 00:27:28,203
Did you see the movie Kickboxer?
They're all grown men.
427
00:27:30,007 --> 00:27:31,941
Are we going to your apartment now?
428
00:27:33,241 --> 00:27:36,471
I'm going back to work.
429
00:27:36,544 --> 00:27:39,136
- Where do you work?
- Right there.
430
00:27:40,345 --> 00:27:43,711
Phillips Motors!
Are you a dirty car salesman?
431
00:27:43,781 --> 00:27:47,475
- No. I'm a dirty accountant.
- Hey, Kathy!
432
00:27:47,549 --> 00:27:52,745
Break's over, sweetheart.
Get your ass in here! Now!
433
00:27:52,818 --> 00:27:55,911
- Who's that dude?
- Anton Phillips, the owner.
434
00:27:55,986 --> 00:28:00,216
- Does he always talk to you like that?
- Well, yeah.
435
00:28:00,289 --> 00:28:03,815
But he's doing a live TV commercial
tomorrow, so he's worse than usual.
436
00:28:05,157 --> 00:28:08,523
Anyway, it was nice
seeing you again, Mitch.
437
00:28:11,060 --> 00:28:13,493
Live TV commercial?
438
00:28:14,496 --> 00:28:17,430
Okay, settle down, prostitutes.
439
00:28:17,498 --> 00:28:22,296
Understand that you each get $20,
and this requires no sex.
440
00:28:22,366 --> 00:28:24,855
No sex at all...
441
00:28:24,934 --> 00:28:27,129
regardless of what
this character tells you.
442
00:28:27,203 --> 00:28:30,295
- What's the matter with you?
- What's the matter?
443
00:28:30,370 --> 00:28:34,202
We spend most of the money
my sister sent for Pops on this office.
444
00:28:34,272 --> 00:28:37,296
And now we're wasting the rest of it
so you can impress some girl?
445
00:28:37,373 --> 00:28:40,398
No. This isn't for her.
446
00:28:40,476 --> 00:28:44,103
This is so we can get a free commercial
for Dirty Work on live television.
447
00:28:47,712 --> 00:28:52,010
And in five, four, three, two.
448
00:28:52,081 --> 00:28:54,844
Hello, everyone.
I'm Anton Phillips...
449
00:28:54,916 --> 00:28:57,109
President of Phillips Motors.
450
00:28:57,183 --> 00:29:00,151
We'll return in a moment
to the Channel 11 Movie Matinee...
451
00:29:00,219 --> 00:29:05,882
but I'm here with you live to show you
some great luxury automobiles.
452
00:29:05,955 --> 00:29:09,287
Like this one-year-old
Cadillac Deville...
453
00:29:09,356 --> 00:29:11,550
priced right at $36,000.
454
00:29:11,624 --> 00:29:14,387
Fully loaded:
V-8 engine, standard.
455
00:29:14,459 --> 00:29:17,790
Shock-resistant CD player, standard.
456
00:29:17,861 --> 00:29:19,987
- The trunk looks kinda small.
- This is live!
457
00:29:20,062 --> 00:29:23,655
I'm on live T...
Trunk's fine.
458
00:29:23,730 --> 00:29:27,096
As you can see, friends,
it's not small.
459
00:29:27,166 --> 00:29:29,564
It's a big trunk.
I'll show you right here.
460
00:29:29,633 --> 00:29:31,725
You got a dead hooker in the trunk!
461
00:29:31,801 --> 00:29:33,666
No! It can't be.
462
00:29:33,736 --> 00:29:36,635
- It was. It was a dead hooker.
- It wasn't a dead hooker!
463
00:29:36,704 --> 00:29:39,967
- I know a dead hooker when I see one.
- What's happening?
464
00:29:40,038 --> 00:29:43,494
- Come on down.
- Here's another dead hooker!
465
00:29:43,573 --> 00:29:45,040
What?
466
00:29:45,775 --> 00:29:47,367
Oh, my goodness!
467
00:29:47,443 --> 00:29:52,070
I've never seen so many dead hookers
in all my life.
468
00:29:52,145 --> 00:29:54,339
Lord knows I have.
469
00:29:54,412 --> 00:29:58,471
- I can remember a time...
- Look, there's Mitch on TV.
470
00:29:58,548 --> 00:30:01,242
Yeah, there's Mitch.
471
00:30:01,315 --> 00:30:05,410
And there's the Saigon whore...
472
00:30:05,485 --> 00:30:08,350
that bit my nose off!
473
00:30:10,320 --> 00:30:13,220
These are nice cars.
These are luxury automobiles.
474
00:30:13,289 --> 00:30:16,984
I've got a whole place.
They're fully loaded.
475
00:30:17,057 --> 00:30:19,388
They're loaded
with dead hookers.
476
00:30:19,459 --> 00:30:22,688
You're seein' things.
Don't shoot this.
477
00:30:22,760 --> 00:30:25,819
- This is not part of the commercial.
- Some jerk making your life miserable?
478
00:30:25,895 --> 00:30:29,920
You want revenge? Call 555-0187
and let us do your dirty work.
479
00:30:29,997 --> 00:30:31,555
And we're clear.
480
00:30:33,332 --> 00:30:35,093
Wake up, slut!
481
00:30:35,166 --> 00:30:36,895
Well, well, well.
482
00:30:36,967 --> 00:30:40,128
We meet again.
Nose biter!
483
00:30:40,202 --> 00:30:42,829
Time to pay the fiddler, whore!
484
00:30:44,971 --> 00:30:48,097
That was great.
Let's get out of here.
485
00:30:49,173 --> 00:30:52,266
Nurse, record vital signs, please.
486
00:30:52,341 --> 00:30:55,740
If that stethoscope is as freezing cold
as it was yesterday...
487
00:30:55,810 --> 00:30:57,936
I'm gonna shove it
right up your ass!
488
00:30:58,011 --> 00:31:00,035
Vital signs normal.
489
00:31:05,348 --> 00:31:06,779
Hey, Pops!
490
00:31:06,848 --> 00:31:10,044
Sam! Mitch!
What are you two fruits up to?
491
00:31:10,117 --> 00:31:13,107
You should've seen it.
We just did this cool thing on TV...
492
00:31:13,185 --> 00:31:15,584
that should really help
our revenge business.
493
00:31:15,653 --> 00:31:17,280
We found our calling.
494
00:31:17,354 --> 00:31:21,879
Looking back, I must've been your age
when I found my calling.
495
00:31:21,956 --> 00:31:23,923
So you became a boxer?
496
00:31:23,990 --> 00:31:26,855
That's when I started working
in stag films.
497
00:31:28,159 --> 00:31:30,092
I'm gonna find Dr. Farthing.
498
00:31:32,161 --> 00:31:35,356
Hey, look, Pops.
499
00:31:35,429 --> 00:31:37,761
- I gotta tell you something.
- What?
500
00:31:37,832 --> 00:31:40,856
I've made up my mind.
I'm going to tell Sam.
501
00:31:40,933 --> 00:31:43,400
Or not!
502
00:31:43,467 --> 00:31:46,434
I'd appreciate it
if you didn't tell Sam.
503
00:31:46,502 --> 00:31:48,628
He might react badly.
504
00:31:48,703 --> 00:31:52,637
I wouldn't want anything to break up
our relationship before I die.
505
00:31:53,805 --> 00:31:57,069
Okay, I won't tell him.
506
00:31:57,141 --> 00:31:58,697
Yeah.
507
00:32:05,578 --> 00:32:09,206
Note to self.
Forget about fathering children.
508
00:32:12,981 --> 00:32:16,643
- Any bleeding?
- Only when I sit down.
509
00:32:16,717 --> 00:32:18,650
What happened to your arm?
510
00:32:18,717 --> 00:32:22,447
I'm not sure. It's either
from sleeping on it the wrong way...
511
00:32:22,520 --> 00:32:25,646
or from bookmakers throwing me out
of a speeding car.
512
00:32:25,721 --> 00:32:28,985
- Did you get the 50 grand?
- Not yet.
513
00:32:29,057 --> 00:32:33,286
If we get some money in two weeks,
could we pay the rest in installments?
514
00:32:33,358 --> 00:32:36,757
No. Well, there are nine days left.
515
00:32:36,826 --> 00:32:40,727
Might I suggest kidnapping the child
of a celebrity?
516
00:32:40,796 --> 00:32:45,890
You know, I realize Pops isn't your
favorite person in the whole world...
517
00:32:45,965 --> 00:32:49,263
so I appreciate how hard
you're trying to help him out.
518
00:32:49,334 --> 00:32:50,924
That's nice.
519
00:32:51,000 --> 00:32:52,934
I've gotta tell you something.
520
00:32:53,002 --> 00:32:56,901
Your father is not only your father.
521
00:32:58,738 --> 00:33:01,262
He's also...
522
00:33:01,340 --> 00:33:05,171
He's also a good man.
523
00:33:05,241 --> 00:33:07,175
Your father is a good man.
524
00:33:07,243 --> 00:33:08,902
Yeah.
525
00:33:08,976 --> 00:33:10,466
Mitch, you know...
526
00:33:12,511 --> 00:33:15,774
I wanted to...
527
00:33:16,713 --> 00:33:19,238
You're my best friend, man.
528
00:33:19,315 --> 00:33:21,544
Keep your distance there, Liberace.
529
00:33:21,617 --> 00:33:23,048
I was just...
530
00:33:24,751 --> 00:33:27,218
Hey, Kathy!
I'm glad to see you.
531
00:33:27,286 --> 00:33:31,185
Did you really think you were helping me
with that disgusting stunt?
532
00:33:31,254 --> 00:33:34,620
Hey, maybe you don't realize it,
but that disgusting stunt...
533
00:33:34,688 --> 00:33:37,155
was this idiot's way of saying
he likes you.
534
00:33:39,525 --> 00:33:41,616
I'm gonna stand over there.
535
00:33:42,926 --> 00:33:44,757
The guy deserved it.
536
00:33:44,828 --> 00:33:47,954
Because of what you did,
Anton had to sell the dealership.
537
00:33:48,029 --> 00:33:50,861
Now I'm out of a job.
Did I deserve that?
538
00:33:50,931 --> 00:33:54,455
No, but you shouldn't work for a guy
who treats you bad anyway.
539
00:33:54,531 --> 00:33:59,160
That is a decision for me to make,
not you or your awful company.
540
00:33:59,235 --> 00:34:01,793
Putting prostitutes
in the trunks of cars?
541
00:34:01,869 --> 00:34:04,837
- That is so...
- Cool!
542
00:34:04,905 --> 00:34:07,701
The dead hooker in the trunk thing
was the coolest thing ever.
543
00:34:08,772 --> 00:34:10,933
Wow, Mitch, congratulations.
544
00:34:11,008 --> 00:34:13,998
Now you're famous for being a jerk.
545
00:34:14,075 --> 00:34:16,975
I wish some girl would look at me
the way she looks at you.
546
00:34:17,044 --> 00:34:18,977
What are you talking about?
She hates me.
547
00:34:19,045 --> 00:34:21,443
No, she's mad at you.
There's a difference.
548
00:34:21,512 --> 00:34:24,480
She's mad at you
because she likes you so much.
549
00:34:24,547 --> 00:34:28,504
I'm short, not invisible.
Can I get a little help down here?
550
00:34:28,583 --> 00:34:31,710
Heather, who works here,
is an abusive drunk.
551
00:34:31,784 --> 00:34:35,013
Calls me names. Hits me.
Your classic dwarf hater.
552
00:34:35,085 --> 00:34:37,019
Here she comes.
553
00:34:38,454 --> 00:34:40,387
Move over, short stuff.
554
00:34:41,689 --> 00:34:46,350
Hey, baby, you ever had a chick
with a beard before?
555
00:34:46,424 --> 00:34:48,824
I can't say that I have,
bearded broad.
556
00:34:48,893 --> 00:34:52,190
Then, sugar, you haven't lived.
557
00:34:54,496 --> 00:34:57,794
Note to self.
I don't want to live.
558
00:34:59,197 --> 00:35:01,164
I'll be in my trailer, honey.
559
00:35:01,232 --> 00:35:05,167
If you want it,
come and get it.
560
00:35:07,535 --> 00:35:10,002
Does that go for me, too?
561
00:35:11,271 --> 00:35:13,237
So can you help me?
562
00:35:13,305 --> 00:35:15,636
Yeah, we can help you.
563
00:35:36,917 --> 00:35:38,712
No beard.
564
00:35:38,784 --> 00:35:41,251
My problem is with
these guys next door.
565
00:35:41,319 --> 00:35:44,980
They drive around in their Porsche
90 miles an hour where my kids play...
566
00:35:45,054 --> 00:35:46,487
blasting their music.
567
00:35:46,555 --> 00:35:50,353
They have loud, wild parties
still going on when I get up for work.
568
00:35:50,424 --> 00:35:52,947
- Sounds awful.
- It's unbearable.
569
00:35:53,024 --> 00:35:55,390
It's unbearable to live next door
to that house.
570
00:35:56,360 --> 00:36:00,089
Then we'll make it unbearable
to live in that house.
571
00:36:06,865 --> 00:36:08,388
This should do it.
572
00:36:08,466 --> 00:36:11,524
Oh, Mitch, this is brutal.
573
00:36:11,600 --> 00:36:13,567
We hide these fish
all over the house?
574
00:36:13,635 --> 00:36:15,569
And they'll stink for days.
575
00:36:15,637 --> 00:36:17,694
Okay, let's go.
576
00:36:36,146 --> 00:36:38,079
Come on, quick.
577
00:36:39,348 --> 00:36:41,316
My flight doesn't leave for an hour.
578
00:36:42,515 --> 00:36:45,210
- Nice place you've got.
- Yeah, yeah.
579
00:36:52,054 --> 00:36:53,645
You want it?
580
00:36:53,722 --> 00:36:55,155
Check it out.
581
00:36:56,090 --> 00:36:57,522
Looks good.
582
00:37:00,459 --> 00:37:01,891
What's the problem?
583
00:37:02,859 --> 00:37:04,292
Smells like fish.
584
00:37:04,361 --> 00:37:06,590
What was that? Some sort of signal?
585
00:37:06,662 --> 00:37:08,628
Is that a signal?
You wearing a wire?
586
00:37:08,695 --> 00:37:10,924
No. It really does smell
like fish in here.
587
00:37:10,997 --> 00:37:13,124
You're a damn cop! That's it.
588
00:37:13,199 --> 00:37:15,665
Show these guys what we do to cops.
589
00:37:15,733 --> 00:37:18,200
Say hello to the devil for me.
590
00:37:18,267 --> 00:37:19,699
Behind you!
591
00:37:21,736 --> 00:37:24,636
I've been hit. Kill them!
592
00:37:24,704 --> 00:37:26,193
Kill them!
593
00:37:26,271 --> 00:37:29,705
Make your gun fight
like the devil himself!
594
00:37:29,773 --> 00:37:33,139
Burn in hell, you bastards!
595
00:37:33,209 --> 00:37:36,267
Oh, sweet Jesus! He got me.
596
00:37:36,343 --> 00:37:41,277
Mark, over there. Grab it.
I use it to cut firewood.
597
00:37:42,646 --> 00:37:46,774
What's he using? You're killing me
with that chain saw!
598
00:37:50,350 --> 00:37:54,784
He took away my chain saw,
and now he's using it on me.
599
00:37:57,387 --> 00:38:00,218
My, God! Is that a hand grenade?
600
00:38:14,029 --> 00:38:15,461
Good Lord!
601
00:38:15,529 --> 00:38:19,588
We gotta get out of here.
Will you come on?
602
00:38:27,835 --> 00:38:30,894
That's it!
This noise has got to stop!
603
00:38:33,004 --> 00:38:36,302
Oh, my God.
I never asked you to do this.
604
00:38:36,373 --> 00:38:38,670
Ed, we gotta go.
605
00:38:38,741 --> 00:38:40,798
Could you pay us now?
606
00:38:40,875 --> 00:38:44,571
Four hundred bucks, and we need
$50,000 in six days?
607
00:38:44,644 --> 00:38:48,271
- We're not even close.
- I know we're not.
608
00:38:48,980 --> 00:38:51,072
There's a message.
609
00:38:51,148 --> 00:38:53,080
Maybe it's a job.
610
00:38:53,782 --> 00:38:56,215
Hey, fatso. Fatso!
611
00:38:56,283 --> 00:39:00,081
It's me, Hamilton, your boss
from the movie theater.
612
00:39:00,152 --> 00:39:02,312
I saw that TV commercial you made.
613
00:39:02,386 --> 00:39:06,752
Fat, fat, fat! When you sweat,
marbles come off your ass.
614
00:39:13,858 --> 00:39:15,848
Hello. Dirty Work.
615
00:39:17,394 --> 00:39:21,452
No, I can hear you fine.
It must be your phone.
616
00:39:22,696 --> 00:39:24,252
Sure, we'll be right over.
617
00:39:32,401 --> 00:39:36,358
So this whole block will become a
parking lot for the Chelsea Opera House?
618
00:39:36,437 --> 00:39:39,768
Yep, to make sure none
of Travis Cole's friends...
619
00:39:39,838 --> 00:39:42,897
have to park their Mercedes
on the street.
620
00:39:42,973 --> 00:39:45,838
I've lived in this house for 62 years.
621
00:39:45,908 --> 00:39:48,341
Now the bulldozers
are coming tomorrow.
622
00:39:50,209 --> 00:39:54,372
- You thinking what I'm thinking?
- No, no. I have a plan.
623
00:40:10,886 --> 00:40:12,820
What do you make of this?
624
00:40:12,888 --> 00:40:16,150
Either it's a trick and we're walking
into a huge ambush...
625
00:40:16,222 --> 00:40:20,555
or this is the single, dumbest act
in the history of crime.
626
00:40:33,199 --> 00:40:35,132
How we gonna get out of here?
627
00:40:35,200 --> 00:40:38,258
We can't make bail.
Pops is gonna die.
628
00:40:38,334 --> 00:40:40,767
We're gonna be left here to rot.
629
00:40:40,836 --> 00:40:45,065
I'm not worried about the rotting now,
I'm worried about something else.
630
00:40:45,137 --> 00:40:47,571
What else is there to worry about?
631
00:40:47,639 --> 00:40:51,037
We're in prison with prisoners.
632
00:40:51,107 --> 00:40:52,938
So what?
633
00:40:53,008 --> 00:40:56,702
So what? You know what prisoners do
to each other all the time.
634
00:40:56,776 --> 00:40:59,108
No. What?
635
00:40:59,178 --> 00:41:00,940
You don't know?
636
00:41:01,012 --> 00:41:03,342
No!
637
00:41:03,413 --> 00:41:04,846
They...
638
00:41:16,553 --> 00:41:17,985
I never heard that.
639
00:41:18,054 --> 00:41:20,248
You never heard that?
640
00:41:20,322 --> 00:41:22,255
How could you have never
heard of that?
641
00:41:22,323 --> 00:41:24,916
That's what prisons
are most famous for.
642
00:41:27,492 --> 00:41:28,924
All right, let's go.
643
00:41:30,660 --> 00:41:33,093
Not you, tubby.
644
00:41:33,162 --> 00:41:35,390
You sure you don't want him, too?
645
00:41:37,630 --> 00:41:41,758
The popcorn in the bulldozer stunt
was allegedly perpetrated by these men:
646
00:41:41,832 --> 00:41:43,992
Mitchell Weaver
and Samuel McKenna.
647
00:41:44,067 --> 00:41:46,932
But was this
a dangerous act of mischief...
648
00:41:47,001 --> 00:41:50,492
or a heroic example
of civil disobedience?
649
00:41:50,570 --> 00:41:53,799
Those two boys sure are heroes to me.
650
00:41:53,872 --> 00:41:58,330
If Mitch Weaver and Sam McKenna
are heroes, then who's the villain?
651
00:41:58,407 --> 00:42:01,533
Many would say that would be
the builder of the parking lot...
652
00:42:01,609 --> 00:42:05,305
millionaire real estate mogul,
Travis Co...
653
00:42:05,378 --> 00:42:08,833
Damn it. That looks bad.
We've got to stop the hemorrhaging.
654
00:42:08,912 --> 00:42:11,437
Martin, could you wait outside?
655
00:42:11,515 --> 00:42:14,004
Yes, sir.
I'm sorry about what happened.
656
00:42:14,082 --> 00:42:16,777
It's all right, Martin.
It wasn't your fault.
657
00:42:20,484 --> 00:42:23,044
By the end of the day, I'd like Martin
jobless, homeless...
658
00:42:23,120 --> 00:42:26,019
penniless and hairless.
659
00:42:33,191 --> 00:42:36,125
You fellows have a lot of growing up
to do, I'll tell you that.
660
00:42:36,193 --> 00:42:39,126
Ridiculous!
Completely ridiculous!
661
00:42:40,395 --> 00:42:44,159
Can you believe these characters?
Way out of line!
662
00:42:44,230 --> 00:42:47,686
Have a good mind
to go to the warden about this.
663
00:42:47,765 --> 00:42:51,200
The lack of respect
hurts the most.
664
00:42:51,267 --> 00:42:52,858
That's what hurts the most.
665
00:42:52,934 --> 00:42:56,164
Except for the other thing.
That hurts the most.
666
00:42:56,236 --> 00:42:59,863
But the lack of respect
hurts the second most.
667
00:42:59,938 --> 00:43:02,701
Weaver, McKenna,
you're free to go.
668
00:43:06,841 --> 00:43:08,274
Ridiculous!
669
00:43:11,177 --> 00:43:13,303
First of all,
Mrs. Murphy is owed...
670
00:43:13,378 --> 00:43:16,778
my deepest apologies for the hardships
she's unjustly suffered.
671
00:43:16,847 --> 00:43:22,282
Secondly, all charges have been dropped
against Mr. Weaver and Mr. McKenna...
672
00:43:22,349 --> 00:43:24,872
who are not criminals
but heroes.
673
00:43:24,950 --> 00:43:27,611
In fact, all of us are going out
for popcorn.
674
00:43:28,519 --> 00:43:30,883
Okay, Spunky,
you can come too.
675
00:43:32,454 --> 00:43:35,422
I think he's got his thumb
up that dog's ass.
676
00:43:35,490 --> 00:43:38,286
Gentlemen, I think I have a job for you.
677
00:43:40,225 --> 00:43:45,057
Mitch, Sam, considering your recent
exploits as mischief makers...
678
00:43:45,127 --> 00:43:47,856
I think you may be able to help me.
679
00:43:47,929 --> 00:43:53,489
There's a small walk-up building
I own over at 99 Franklin Street.
680
00:43:53,565 --> 00:43:57,431
It's low-income housing.
My way of giving back to the community.
681
00:43:57,500 --> 00:44:00,627
But much to my chagrin,
the criminal element...
682
00:44:00,702 --> 00:44:04,136
has reared its ugly head
in the form of drug dealers, gangs...
683
00:44:04,204 --> 00:44:07,297
even a house of prostitution.
684
00:44:07,372 --> 00:44:10,634
He's doing that... Why don't you get
the cops to get them out?
685
00:44:10,706 --> 00:44:12,765
It's not that simple.
686
00:44:12,841 --> 00:44:16,296
As long as those criminals
pay their rent on time...
687
00:44:16,375 --> 00:44:18,935
the police say I have no grounds
to evict them.
688
00:44:19,010 --> 00:44:23,240
- What do you want us to do?
- Get the building condemned.
689
00:44:23,313 --> 00:44:28,010
By any means necessary. That way,
everyone will be evicted legally.
690
00:44:28,082 --> 00:44:31,846
Then I'll fix it up, rent the apartments
to honest, hardworking people.
691
00:44:31,917 --> 00:44:35,612
I don't know. We've never done
anything this big before.
692
00:44:35,686 --> 00:44:38,848
Gentlemen, let me give you
a minute to think it over.
693
00:44:40,589 --> 00:44:42,350
Doesn't it seem like...
694
00:44:42,422 --> 00:44:44,515
He's definitely doing that dog.
695
00:44:44,591 --> 00:44:48,285
Doesn't it seem like we're getting
into something over our heads here?
696
00:44:48,358 --> 00:44:51,258
So, gentlemen, have you decided?
697
00:44:52,161 --> 00:44:54,094
We'll do it...
698
00:44:54,162 --> 00:44:56,958
for $50,000.
699
00:44:58,497 --> 00:45:01,828
Very well.
$50,000 it is.
700
00:45:06,335 --> 00:45:07,767
Good news, Mr. McKenna.
701
00:45:07,835 --> 00:45:10,667
All right, boys!
Bring on the whore!
702
00:45:10,737 --> 00:45:13,000
No, it's not a whore.
703
00:45:13,072 --> 00:45:16,164
We're gonna get you the $50,000
for your heart transplant.
704
00:45:16,240 --> 00:45:17,797
That's good, too.
705
00:45:17,873 --> 00:45:19,999
We don't have the money yet, Pops.
706
00:45:20,075 --> 00:45:23,133
- Yeah, but it's a sure thing.
- Excuse me.
707
00:45:23,209 --> 00:45:25,540
Sam, can I have a word with you?
708
00:45:25,611 --> 00:45:28,272
- Sure.
- Thank you.
709
00:45:28,346 --> 00:45:31,280
Wait. You didn't tell him, did ya?
710
00:45:33,181 --> 00:45:34,772
Thanks.
711
00:45:34,848 --> 00:45:37,782
But I still want to,
and I can't promise you I won't.
712
00:45:39,851 --> 00:45:43,376
Just getting my photo album.
What are you so jumpy about?
713
00:45:44,354 --> 00:45:48,516
I don't know. Maybe it's your
lifelong pattern of random assault.
714
00:45:48,589 --> 00:45:50,783
Look at this.
715
00:45:50,857 --> 00:45:54,052
That's me fighting for the middleweight
championship of the Golden Gloves.
716
00:45:55,659 --> 00:45:59,286
That's me shaking hands with
Dwight D. Eisenhower, U.S. President.
717
00:45:59,361 --> 00:46:00,622
My goodness!
718
00:46:01,929 --> 00:46:04,522
That's your mom giving me a...
719
00:46:04,597 --> 00:46:06,028
I'm sorry.
720
00:46:06,097 --> 00:46:08,725
That's Sam's mom.
721
00:46:09,799 --> 00:46:12,561
Yeah. Irene.
722
00:46:14,504 --> 00:46:17,903
His blood levels are good.
Should cut down on finger foods.
723
00:46:17,972 --> 00:46:19,905
What happened to your foot?
724
00:46:19,973 --> 00:46:23,600
What I don't understand is,
when you owe a bookie a lot of money...
725
00:46:23,674 --> 00:46:28,132
and he blows off one of your toes,
you still owe him the money.
726
00:46:28,210 --> 00:46:32,234
Doesn't seem fair since he's gonna
kill me in four days anyway.
727
00:46:32,311 --> 00:46:35,507
Mitch says we'll have the money
for you.
728
00:46:35,580 --> 00:46:40,413
Oh, thank God!
I mean, that's good news, Sam.
729
00:46:40,483 --> 00:46:43,007
We just have to get
the building condemned.
730
00:46:43,085 --> 00:46:46,745
We go in, wreck the joint.
Pops is saved.
731
00:46:47,653 --> 00:46:49,280
Did you call him Pops?
732
00:47:17,835 --> 00:47:19,961
What havoc are you planning now?
733
00:47:20,036 --> 00:47:22,299
What are you doing here?
734
00:47:23,304 --> 00:47:25,237
Actually, I was looking for you.
735
00:47:25,305 --> 00:47:28,364
I saw how you and your friend
saved that woman's house.
736
00:47:28,441 --> 00:47:32,705
Guess you can use your powers
for good as well as evil.
737
00:47:34,510 --> 00:47:36,976
I'm on my way
to my grandmother's place.
738
00:47:37,044 --> 00:47:39,204
Do you want to walk me?
739
00:47:39,279 --> 00:47:42,610
Note to self. Mitch was right.
740
00:47:42,680 --> 00:47:44,374
No, he wasn't.
741
00:47:44,448 --> 00:47:46,541
It's too late.
It's already on tape.
742
00:47:46,616 --> 00:47:50,982
I'm glad you finally realized
you should never take crap from anybody.
743
00:47:51,051 --> 00:47:54,178
There's my grandma.
Hi, Grandma.
744
00:47:54,253 --> 00:47:58,347
Your grandmother lives here?
At 99 Franklin Street?
745
00:47:58,422 --> 00:48:01,549
Yep. Grandma,
I'd like you to meet Mitch.
746
00:48:01,624 --> 00:48:05,751
Hi. Kathy's told me about you.
You're a hero.
747
00:48:05,826 --> 00:48:11,056
Well, today I'm a hero. Tomorrow,
who knows? You might both hate me.
748
00:48:12,529 --> 00:48:15,018
Girls, I'm over here.
749
00:48:15,097 --> 00:48:17,963
Excuse me, Mitch.
It was nice meeting you.
750
00:48:19,632 --> 00:48:23,361
Are those prostitutes?
I mean, who are those girls?
751
00:48:24,535 --> 00:48:28,400
They work with my grandmother. She runs
a business out of her apartment.
752
00:48:28,470 --> 00:48:31,563
Sixty years old
and still going strong.
753
00:48:31,638 --> 00:48:34,197
Yeah, I bet she is.
754
00:48:34,272 --> 00:48:36,967
Would you like to come in
for some coffee?
755
00:48:37,041 --> 00:48:41,669
Oh, no. I have to go lift weights.
756
00:48:41,743 --> 00:48:43,175
What?
757
00:48:45,946 --> 00:48:48,412
Okay, some other time, maybe?
758
00:48:48,480 --> 00:48:50,107
That'd be great.
759
00:48:50,181 --> 00:48:52,580
Okay. Bye.
760
00:49:07,189 --> 00:49:10,715
That sweet girl's grandmother
runs a whorehouse...
761
00:49:10,792 --> 00:49:13,156
out of the building
we're about to destroy?
762
00:49:13,226 --> 00:49:16,854
Yeah. I feel awful doing this to Kathy.
763
00:49:16,927 --> 00:49:20,361
Mitch, you're starting to like Kathy,
aren't you?
764
00:49:20,429 --> 00:49:22,828
No!
765
00:49:22,897 --> 00:49:27,229
I know you. When you say no
like that, you mean yes.
766
00:49:27,299 --> 00:49:29,562
- What are you talking about?
- I'll show you.
767
00:49:29,634 --> 00:49:32,601
Did you ever rob a bank?
768
00:49:32,668 --> 00:49:35,795
Did you ever climb Mount Everest?
769
00:49:35,871 --> 00:49:40,271
Did you ever say you could see why
women find Sean Connery sexy?
770
00:49:43,508 --> 00:49:45,498
Okay, so I like Kathy a little.
771
00:49:45,575 --> 00:49:49,703
Man, I hate the fact we have to destroy
her grandmother's building.
772
00:49:49,777 --> 00:49:52,039
- But we have to.
- Yep.
773
00:51:39,365 --> 00:51:42,230
We did it, man!
I can't believe it! Pops lives.
774
00:51:42,300 --> 00:51:45,359
What'd I tell you?
Here's to a brand-new heart.
775
00:51:45,435 --> 00:51:48,732
That's right. I couldn't have done it
without a genius like you.
776
00:51:48,803 --> 00:51:51,066
I couldn't have done it without...
777
00:51:52,773 --> 00:51:55,604
a big oaf to smash down
all the doors like you.
778
00:51:55,674 --> 00:51:57,300
Yeah!
779
00:51:58,442 --> 00:52:00,875
Hey, we should go pick up
our 50 grand.
780
00:52:00,944 --> 00:52:02,910
Good idea.
781
00:52:02,977 --> 00:52:05,274
Hey, is that the building?
782
00:52:07,080 --> 00:52:09,808
Building owner James Kirkpatrick
had little to say.
783
00:52:09,881 --> 00:52:12,678
Kirkpatrick owns that building?
784
00:52:12,749 --> 00:52:17,445
- What happened to the building?
- I have no idea, but I'll find out.
785
00:52:17,518 --> 00:52:20,213
Resident Gladys Waite
lamented the fall of the building.
786
00:52:20,286 --> 00:52:22,275
I don't know what I'll do.
787
00:52:22,353 --> 00:52:26,288
I've been running a sewing business
out of my apartment for 30 years.
788
00:52:26,356 --> 00:52:28,185
Sewing business?
789
00:52:28,256 --> 00:52:32,749
Tenants are staying at a local shelter.
But what about the condemned building?
790
00:52:32,826 --> 00:52:35,850
Unfortunately, I'll have to level it.
791
00:52:35,927 --> 00:52:39,293
Enough boring talk. I want to talk
about my true passion...
792
00:52:39,363 --> 00:52:42,091
which is the grand reopening
of the opera house.
793
00:52:42,164 --> 00:52:45,098
All proceeds go to benefit
the homeless.
794
00:52:45,166 --> 00:52:49,896
You know how I feel about the homeless.
They're human beings and have no homes.
795
00:52:59,540 --> 00:53:01,472
May I help you gentlemen?
796
00:53:01,540 --> 00:53:04,337
Mitch Weaver and Sam McKenna
to see Travis Cole.
797
00:53:04,408 --> 00:53:07,569
Mr. Cole said your services
are no longer needed.
798
00:53:07,643 --> 00:53:09,837
No longer...
799
00:53:09,911 --> 00:53:12,776
Fellas, I have an idea.
Get Mr. Cole on the phone...
800
00:53:12,845 --> 00:53:14,607
I have a better idea.
801
00:53:14,679 --> 00:53:17,476
Why don't we kick
every one of your asses...
802
00:53:17,548 --> 00:53:20,709
and then go upstairs
and kick Cole's ass, too?
803
00:53:30,455 --> 00:53:32,717
All right, I screwed up.
804
00:53:32,788 --> 00:53:35,551
What do we do now?
805
00:53:38,992 --> 00:53:40,424
Homeless guys.
806
00:53:41,493 --> 00:53:46,723
I'll give you a dollar each if you run
into this building and yell and scream.
807
00:53:46,795 --> 00:53:50,355
That's very nice,
but I think what you need...
808
00:53:50,431 --> 00:53:53,865
are like some psycho,
out-of-control homeless guys.
809
00:53:53,933 --> 00:53:57,299
We're more the broken, spiritless...
810
00:53:57,369 --> 00:54:00,336
"I've lost the will to live" type
homeless guys.
811
00:54:00,402 --> 00:54:02,734
How about for two dollars?
812
00:54:21,013 --> 00:54:24,003
Mitch, Sam, what a pleasant surprise.
813
00:54:24,080 --> 00:54:26,980
- Where's our money?
- What money?
814
00:54:27,049 --> 00:54:30,142
You owe us $50,000 for getting the
building on Franklin Street condemned.
815
00:54:30,217 --> 00:54:31,809
We want it now.
816
00:54:31,885 --> 00:54:34,944
But I don't even own the building
on Franklin.
817
00:54:35,520 --> 00:54:39,284
I told you I did, but I lied.
Good luck trying to prove it.
818
00:54:39,355 --> 00:54:40,788
Son of a bitch!
819
00:54:40,856 --> 00:54:44,084
Once you stopped my bulldozer
from leveling that old lady's house...
820
00:54:44,157 --> 00:54:46,387
I couldn't let you get away with it.
821
00:54:46,459 --> 00:54:50,517
So I figured out a way for you to
help me and hurt you at the same time.
822
00:54:50,593 --> 00:54:53,527
I guess I showed you guys something
about dirty work.
823
00:54:53,595 --> 00:54:57,120
Whatever. But we're not leaving
without our 50 grand.
824
00:55:04,667 --> 00:55:08,033
When you jumped on that guard's back
and yelled...
825
00:55:08,103 --> 00:55:11,298
"The CIA put a chip in my brain"...
826
00:55:11,371 --> 00:55:15,067
I was laughing so hard
I almost shit my pants.
827
00:55:15,140 --> 00:55:17,299
Almost?
828
00:55:20,743 --> 00:55:22,902
Thanks. That was fun.
829
00:55:22,976 --> 00:55:25,307
More fun than working for Cole.
830
00:55:26,646 --> 00:55:29,670
- You worked for Cole?
- All of us have.
831
00:55:30,814 --> 00:55:32,406
I had a life...
832
00:55:32,482 --> 00:55:36,848
a house, cars,
respect in the community.
833
00:55:36,917 --> 00:55:39,612
Suddenly it was all taken away.
834
00:55:39,685 --> 00:55:43,141
I finally realized
just how low I'd sunk.
835
00:55:43,220 --> 00:55:45,949
I was at my daughter's soccer game.
836
00:55:46,022 --> 00:55:47,818
She lives with her mom.
837
00:55:47,888 --> 00:55:52,347
I was standing on the sidelines
and a cop asked me to move along.
838
00:55:52,425 --> 00:55:55,119
That's when it hit me.
I'm not even a human.
839
00:55:55,193 --> 00:55:56,625
Here's your $2.
840
00:56:05,298 --> 00:56:08,891
How could you stand outside
my grandmother's home...
841
00:56:08,966 --> 00:56:10,933
the day before you destroyed it?
842
00:56:11,000 --> 00:56:13,695
You're telling me you thought
she was a drug dealer?
843
00:56:13,768 --> 00:56:18,033
- No, I thought she was a whore!
- What is wrong with you?
844
00:56:18,104 --> 00:56:21,196
Look, we made a mistake.
845
00:56:21,272 --> 00:56:23,637
The worst thing is
we didn't even get paid.
846
00:56:23,707 --> 00:56:26,072
The worst thing is
you didn't get paid?
847
00:56:26,142 --> 00:56:30,076
- The reason we needed that money...
- Stop right there.
848
00:56:30,144 --> 00:56:33,578
You drive these people from their homes
and all you care about is money?
849
00:56:33,645 --> 00:56:35,578
I should call the police.
850
00:56:35,646 --> 00:56:39,704
I'm really sorry about what happened,
but listen...
851
00:56:39,781 --> 00:56:43,079
I'm done listening.
Have a nice life.
852
00:56:49,520 --> 00:56:51,578
No, beat it, nurse!
853
00:56:52,654 --> 00:56:55,383
Come back when you're a broad!
854
00:56:58,792 --> 00:57:00,451
Hey, fellas.
855
00:57:01,659 --> 00:57:03,592
Why so glum?
856
00:57:03,660 --> 00:57:08,061
We didn't get the money.
Mr. Sure Thing here was wrong.
857
00:57:08,129 --> 00:57:11,392
I don't know what happened.
I messed up. I'm sorry.
858
00:57:11,464 --> 00:57:12,930
That was easy.
859
00:57:12,998 --> 00:57:18,831
You can chalk this up as a loss
and forget about it. I can't do that.
860
00:57:18,901 --> 00:57:21,733
Pops is my dad.
861
00:57:21,803 --> 00:57:24,396
I'm sorry.
I gotta tell him. Sam...
862
00:57:24,471 --> 00:57:26,733
No. I'll tell him.
863
00:57:26,805 --> 00:57:28,738
Tell me what?
864
00:57:30,074 --> 00:57:32,267
I'm Mitch's father, too.
865
00:57:34,176 --> 00:57:35,369
It's true.
866
00:57:35,443 --> 00:57:39,070
This is no time for one
of your practical jokes.
867
00:57:39,144 --> 00:57:41,441
Show him the locket.
868
00:57:41,512 --> 00:57:42,843
Show me what?
869
00:57:50,284 --> 00:57:52,216
This is Pops...
870
00:57:54,052 --> 00:57:55,712
and your mother!
871
00:57:55,786 --> 00:57:57,615
Yeah, I know.
872
00:57:57,686 --> 00:57:59,347
You cheated on Mom?
873
00:57:59,421 --> 00:58:03,220
No! She was there, too.
Who do you think took the picture?
874
00:58:04,657 --> 00:58:08,956
Wait a minute.
So that makes us...
875
00:58:09,027 --> 00:58:10,856
Brothers.
876
00:58:12,361 --> 00:58:15,022
- You lied to me!
- Pops wouldn't let me tell.
877
00:58:15,096 --> 00:58:17,529
Don't blame him.
You should have told me.
878
00:58:17,597 --> 00:58:20,724
You know how hard that man
can squeeze a pair of balls?
879
00:58:20,798 --> 00:58:22,766
It's not bad that we're brothers.
880
00:58:22,834 --> 00:58:25,027
Sure, for you!
You've got everything.
881
00:58:25,101 --> 00:58:28,194
You're smart, people like you,
you never have to pay for sex.
882
00:58:28,270 --> 00:58:30,429
Pops was the one thing I had
that you didn't.
883
00:58:30,503 --> 00:58:32,970
Now I don't even have that.
884
00:58:33,038 --> 00:58:35,870
Stay away from me, all right?
885
00:58:49,712 --> 00:58:54,205
That was really funny,
siccing the cops on us.
886
00:58:54,283 --> 00:58:56,772
Really?
I thought it was funny...
887
00:58:56,850 --> 00:59:01,115
but I'm surprised you did
because you got your asses kicked.
888
00:59:04,820 --> 00:59:07,788
Things will get better.
Hang in there.
889
00:59:07,856 --> 00:59:09,447
Thanks for listening.
890
00:59:11,457 --> 00:59:12,889
Listen, pal...
891
00:59:12,958 --> 00:59:17,859
you ever need anything,
I mean anything at all...
892
00:59:19,261 --> 00:59:20,694
you come to me.
893
00:59:20,763 --> 00:59:23,229
- Can I stay at your place tonight?
- The thing is this.
894
00:59:23,297 --> 00:59:27,493
I live over at the Y, as you know.
895
00:59:29,767 --> 00:59:34,327
I got a roommate, Old Jack, who is
a little particular about strangers.
896
00:59:34,402 --> 00:59:36,392
No, problem, Jimmy. Thanks.
897
00:59:36,469 --> 00:59:39,335
He just got his knee drained.
898
00:59:39,405 --> 00:59:41,338
I'll find another place.
899
00:59:41,406 --> 00:59:46,603
He needed it, too. That thing
was getting a little bit ripe.
900
00:59:46,676 --> 00:59:49,666
I get the picture.
I'll sleep in my car.
901
00:59:49,743 --> 00:59:52,438
Old Jack's a odd duck, I tell you.
902
00:59:54,312 --> 00:59:58,771
Many times I catch him staring
at me sleeping, which is off-putting.
903
00:59:58,848 --> 01:00:01,178
- I guess that would be.
- His feet bleed.
904
01:00:01,249 --> 01:00:03,182
I don't want to stay at your place!
905
01:00:03,250 --> 01:00:05,843
Point taken.
Point taken, Mitch.
906
01:00:24,494 --> 01:00:26,221
Hey, buddy.
907
01:00:28,162 --> 01:00:30,357
I'm trying to get some sleep
back here.
908
01:00:51,041 --> 01:00:56,032
Note to self. Remember, no matter
how bad life gets, there is always beer.
909
01:00:58,944 --> 01:01:01,571
All right, I screwed up.
What do we do now?
910
01:01:01,646 --> 01:01:03,078
Homeless guys.
911
01:01:03,146 --> 01:01:06,841
I'll give you a dollar each if you run
into this building and yell and scream.
912
01:01:06,915 --> 01:01:09,439
I left the recorder on.
913
01:01:12,751 --> 01:01:15,048
I don't even own the building
on Franklin.
914
01:01:15,119 --> 01:01:18,575
I told you I did, but I lied.
Good luck trying to prove it.
915
01:01:18,654 --> 01:01:20,621
Son of a bitch!
916
01:01:22,490 --> 01:01:26,856
I guess I showed you something
about dirty work.
917
01:01:32,094 --> 01:01:33,686
What are you doing?
918
01:01:33,762 --> 01:01:36,229
Getting the money from Cole.
919
01:01:38,130 --> 01:01:40,962
My tape recorder was running.
920
01:01:41,032 --> 01:01:44,431
Everything in Cole's office
I got on tape. And I got a great plan.
921
01:01:44,500 --> 01:01:48,799
Another plan? Like the plan
that got us here in the first place?
922
01:01:48,870 --> 01:01:54,567
Look, I know you're mad but I think I know how to
get the $50,000 and save the apartment. I really need your help.
923
01:01:57,107 --> 01:02:01,804
Look Mitch, a lot of stuff came pouring
out of me at the hospital...
924
01:02:01,876 --> 01:02:05,503
because I was in shock
about what I just heard.
925
01:02:05,578 --> 01:02:08,637
How did you feel when you found out?
926
01:02:08,713 --> 01:02:11,737
I don't know.
At first I felt a little weird.
927
01:02:11,814 --> 01:02:16,407
But we've always been like brothers.
Now it's just official.
928
01:02:16,483 --> 01:02:19,007
It's kind of cool.
929
01:02:19,084 --> 01:02:22,813
I guess it is cool.
But it does change things.
930
01:02:22,886 --> 01:02:24,182
How?
931
01:02:24,253 --> 01:02:26,483
Remember in second grade...
932
01:02:26,555 --> 01:02:30,147
when we used rusty soda can tops
to become blood brothers?
933
01:02:30,223 --> 01:02:34,852
It was a bunch of trouble for nothing
because we were already brothers.
934
01:02:35,892 --> 01:02:37,655
Yeah, that's right.
935
01:02:37,727 --> 01:02:41,422
Hey, remember in fifth grade
when I was under the monkey bars...
936
01:02:41,496 --> 01:02:43,827
and I peeked at
your sister's underwear?
937
01:02:43,897 --> 01:02:45,557
Remember that?
938
01:02:45,631 --> 01:02:48,928
I was sneaking a peek
at my own sister's underwear.
939
01:02:48,999 --> 01:02:54,492
That's right. And remember
in 12th grade, you had sex with her?
940
01:02:59,238 --> 01:03:01,932
Okay, enough reminiscing.
941
01:03:05,141 --> 01:03:06,608
Listen.
942
01:03:06,675 --> 01:03:10,904
In the past two weeks, I've been
beaten up, thrown out of buildings...
943
01:03:10,977 --> 01:03:13,945
I've slept in my car,
spent the night in jail...
944
01:03:14,012 --> 01:03:17,173
And when you were in jail,
those guys...
945
01:03:17,247 --> 01:03:21,181
The point is, you aren't the only ones
who got screwed over.
946
01:03:21,249 --> 01:03:24,183
Yes, I made a big mistake
destroying your building...
947
01:03:24,251 --> 01:03:26,377
but I know how we can get it back.
948
01:03:26,452 --> 01:03:29,385
Why should we believe you?
949
01:03:29,453 --> 01:03:33,853
I walked through life believing
the only principle I had to live by...
950
01:03:33,921 --> 01:03:36,286
was "Don't take crap from anybody."
951
01:03:36,356 --> 01:03:38,847
Suddenly all that changed.
952
01:03:38,925 --> 01:03:41,551
Suddenly I was trying to do something
for someone else.
953
01:03:41,626 --> 01:03:46,027
We were trying to earn $50,000
to get a heart transplant for our dad.
954
01:03:47,529 --> 01:03:49,359
You two are brothers?
955
01:03:49,430 --> 01:03:52,023
Yeah, it's a long story.
956
01:03:52,098 --> 01:03:54,030
My dad boned his mom.
957
01:03:54,098 --> 01:03:56,032
Okay, it's a short story.
958
01:03:57,200 --> 01:04:00,895
I'm saying that when you're doing it
for someone else...
959
01:04:00,968 --> 01:04:04,459
it's not just revenge,
it's standing up for yourself.
960
01:04:04,538 --> 01:04:08,232
That's why I'm asking all of us
to stand up for ourselves.
961
01:04:08,305 --> 01:04:13,366
Travis Cole screwed all of us.
I say we fight back. Are you with me?
962
01:04:17,177 --> 01:04:21,976
Are you with me based on the guarantee
that if I'm wrong, you can kick my ass?
963
01:04:26,247 --> 01:04:30,410
I understand how upset you were
when you found out what we did.
964
01:04:30,484 --> 01:04:32,416
I want to thank you
for going along with us.
965
01:04:32,484 --> 01:04:35,975
I promise you'll get your building back.
966
01:04:36,053 --> 01:04:37,485
Okay, Mitch.
967
01:04:39,455 --> 01:04:42,423
Don't screw me over again.
I mean it.
968
01:04:44,758 --> 01:04:46,690
Why didn't he punch you, too?
969
01:04:46,758 --> 01:04:48,657
I have no idea.
970
01:04:49,693 --> 01:04:54,753
Deciding to fight back against Cole
is turning things around for me.
971
01:04:54,829 --> 01:04:59,991
Travis Cole is empty inside, so he has
to make everyone around him empty.
972
01:05:00,064 --> 01:05:04,124
That's what he did to me.
But I'm not empty anymore.
973
01:05:04,201 --> 01:05:07,862
I'm filled with something,
filled with purpose...
974
01:05:07,936 --> 01:05:11,267
filled with hope,
filled with dignity.
975
01:05:11,337 --> 01:05:13,270
It's all thanks to you g...
976
01:05:14,572 --> 01:05:16,403
Guys?
977
01:05:16,474 --> 01:05:18,906
Guys, wait up.
978
01:05:25,710 --> 01:05:28,803
How you doin'? I got a delivery
of some opera costumes here.
979
01:05:28,878 --> 01:05:31,607
- What's the company name?
- Company name?
980
01:05:36,716 --> 01:05:38,306
Very clever.
981
01:05:47,354 --> 01:05:49,287
These brownies are great.
982
01:05:51,957 --> 01:05:55,721
Let's go, prostitutes, homeless guys.
Shake a leg.
983
01:05:55,792 --> 01:05:58,520
Come on, haven't got all day.
Let's go.
984
01:05:58,593 --> 01:06:01,459
Good Lord! I'm in whore heaven!
985
01:06:10,199 --> 01:06:12,291
What are they watching?
986
01:06:12,366 --> 01:06:14,698
In this corner, weighing in...
987
01:06:14,769 --> 01:06:17,736
at 225 pounds...
988
01:06:17,803 --> 01:06:21,828
the former heavyweight champion
of the world...
989
01:06:21,905 --> 01:06:23,769
Kenny Norton!
990
01:06:24,840 --> 01:06:28,206
And his opponent Gary Coleman!
991
01:06:30,809 --> 01:06:34,244
Come on, man, bring it! Bring it!
992
01:06:42,215 --> 01:06:43,807
Well, here we are.
993
01:06:45,183 --> 01:06:48,947
Building tenants, you'll be serving
as the ushers and ticket takers.
994
01:06:49,018 --> 01:06:52,214
So take one of those,
and Kathy will tell you what to do.
995
01:06:52,287 --> 01:06:55,049
I can't believe I'm doing this.
I don't know why I'm here.
996
01:06:55,121 --> 01:06:59,920
Why are you here? Wait, I remember.
Intense physical attraction to me.
997
01:07:04,227 --> 01:07:05,853
What's the trouble, sir?
998
01:07:05,927 --> 01:07:11,021
My costume is not here. I cannot go
on a stage without my costume.
999
01:07:11,096 --> 01:07:14,689
Relax. I will track down
your costume personally.
1000
01:07:14,764 --> 01:07:19,426
By the way, you're a fat guy.
Would you care for a brownie?
1001
01:07:20,534 --> 01:07:23,764
Excuse me, coming through.
Pardon me.
1002
01:07:23,836 --> 01:07:27,099
Excuse me. Sorry.
Coming through here.
1003
01:07:27,171 --> 01:07:31,503
I know I must really smell.
Plus, I farted. Coming through.
1004
01:07:31,573 --> 01:07:34,904
Joining me, the man responsible
for this glorious event...
1005
01:07:34,975 --> 01:07:37,306
real estate mogul Travis Cole.
1006
01:07:37,376 --> 01:07:41,037
Thank you. I'm proud of two things
about tonight's event.
1007
01:07:41,111 --> 01:07:45,910
First, all proceeds from the opera
will go to benefit the homeless.
1008
01:07:45,981 --> 01:07:50,177
And secondly, I personally oversaw
every aspect of this production.
1009
01:07:50,250 --> 01:07:53,342
And I believe it will be known
as the finest staging...
1010
01:07:53,417 --> 01:07:56,112
of Don Giovanni ever presented.
1011
01:07:56,186 --> 01:07:58,813
Excuse me, coming through.
1012
01:08:00,621 --> 01:08:03,748
Hey, did you fart? Oh, I think
that was me from before. Sorry.
1013
01:08:03,823 --> 01:08:05,755
Excuse me, coming through.
1014
01:08:05,823 --> 01:08:09,087
Fellas, you've heard the old saying:
1015
01:08:09,158 --> 01:08:12,819
"In the land of the blind,
a man with one eye is king."
1016
01:08:12,894 --> 01:08:15,726
Well, today, in the land
of the skunks...
1017
01:08:15,795 --> 01:08:18,422
the man with half a nose is king.
1018
01:08:24,400 --> 01:08:25,922
Hello, everyone.
1019
01:08:30,003 --> 01:08:32,731
I'm your mayor, Adrian Riggins.
Thank you.
1020
01:08:32,803 --> 01:08:35,737
Before tonight's performance
of Don Giovanni...
1021
01:08:35,805 --> 01:08:39,534
let's take a moment to recognize the man
that made this night possible...
1022
01:08:39,607 --> 01:08:44,541
the best friend this city
has ever had, Travis Cole.
1023
01:08:52,680 --> 01:08:54,613
Enjoy the opera, everyone.
1024
01:09:15,225 --> 01:09:16,817
What the...
1025
01:09:19,394 --> 01:09:22,453
Wow! Get a load
of that mountain range.
1026
01:09:23,461 --> 01:09:25,224
Come back, baby.
1027
01:09:27,131 --> 01:09:30,565
This is the most daring portrayal
of Don Giovanni I've ever seen.
1028
01:09:30,632 --> 01:09:34,328
Let's go. Time for Pops
to climb that mountain.
1029
01:09:34,402 --> 01:09:35,834
What's up, fruity?
1030
01:09:35,902 --> 01:09:39,495
How did you... It doesn't matter.
You'll be gone in a minute.
1031
01:09:39,570 --> 01:09:43,265
Aha! You didn't count on
my loyal army of prostitutes, did you?
1032
01:09:45,440 --> 01:09:46,929
What do you want?
1033
01:09:47,007 --> 01:09:50,065
Just relax. Let's watch
your dirty opera.
1034
01:09:50,142 --> 01:09:52,575
You're a hell of a woman, baby.
1035
01:09:52,643 --> 01:09:55,838
Let me take you to Vegas.
You know what they say.
1036
01:09:55,911 --> 01:09:58,879
It ain't over till the fat lady
checks into a hotel with Pops.
1037
01:09:58,947 --> 01:10:02,381
What are you doing?
You're ruining Don Giovanni.
1038
01:10:02,448 --> 01:10:05,143
Don Giovanni?
Who's that dude?
1039
01:10:05,216 --> 01:10:07,206
The opera.
You're ruining the opera.
1040
01:10:07,284 --> 01:10:11,480
Oh, the opera. Yes, we are ruining that.
Sam, now!
1041
01:10:11,553 --> 01:10:14,112
You got it, buddy!
1042
01:10:14,188 --> 01:10:18,713
Sing the song, boys!
1043
01:10:20,091 --> 01:10:24,957
Bow, and kneel before me!
1044
01:10:29,595 --> 01:10:32,154
Jimmy! Release the skunks.
1045
01:10:32,230 --> 01:10:34,753
Okay, I got it. I'm on it.
1046
01:10:34,831 --> 01:10:37,856
Don't let me down, boys.
1047
01:10:37,933 --> 01:10:41,025
Run. Fly. Fly away.
1048
01:10:41,101 --> 01:10:44,967
Run! Run out! Fly!
1049
01:10:45,036 --> 01:10:46,469
Fly!
1050
01:10:51,273 --> 01:10:55,832
Skunks used to heighten the atmosphere
of squalor and despair. Brilliant!
1051
01:11:04,046 --> 01:11:06,945
Oh, the cameras are here.
1052
01:11:07,014 --> 01:11:08,947
By the way, Travis...
1053
01:11:09,015 --> 01:11:11,539
remember when you said this?
1054
01:11:11,616 --> 01:11:17,142
Note to self. Making love to blowup doll
not as good as advertised.
1055
01:11:18,354 --> 01:11:22,151
Sorry. I must have gone too far.
1056
01:11:22,221 --> 01:11:23,654
I'll just...
1057
01:11:24,889 --> 01:11:27,322
I don't even own the building
on Franklin.
1058
01:11:27,391 --> 01:11:30,756
I told you I did, but I lied.
Good luck trying to prove it.
1059
01:11:30,826 --> 01:11:32,453
Son of a bitch!
1060
01:11:32,527 --> 01:11:36,358
I bet those reporters would love
to get hold of this tape.
1061
01:11:38,697 --> 01:11:40,663
How much do you want?
1062
01:11:40,731 --> 01:11:43,221
All I want is the $50,000
you owe us.
1063
01:11:43,299 --> 01:11:44,789
$50,000.
1064
01:11:44,867 --> 01:11:47,856
Make it out to Dr. Farthing.
1065
01:11:47,934 --> 01:11:50,402
Kirkpatrick.
1066
01:11:50,470 --> 01:11:52,732
Kirkpatrick is going to punch you
in the stomach.
1067
01:11:52,803 --> 01:11:54,736
Here you go.
1068
01:11:57,906 --> 01:11:59,838
You'll sign this contract...
1069
01:11:59,906 --> 01:12:03,341
that gives back ownership
of 99 Franklin Street to Kirkpatrick.
1070
01:12:03,409 --> 01:12:06,205
Give it here.
1071
01:12:06,276 --> 01:12:09,335
Thanks, Mitch.
I'm glad I didn't have to punch you.
1072
01:12:09,412 --> 01:12:11,345
Me too, buddy.
1073
01:12:12,713 --> 01:12:16,011
Okay, Cole, it's been nice
doing business with you.
1074
01:12:16,082 --> 01:12:18,674
You probably want to go home,
kick back...
1075
01:12:18,750 --> 01:12:21,843
and enjoy a nice glass
of Chihuahua piss or something.
1076
01:12:21,918 --> 01:12:23,009
Farthing.
1077
01:12:25,419 --> 01:12:28,717
Here's the check for $50,000.
1078
01:12:28,788 --> 01:12:30,221
That's great, Mitch.
1079
01:12:33,324 --> 01:12:35,814
Want to bet I don't go to my bookie?
1080
01:12:35,892 --> 01:12:40,155
You're paying off your bookie so you can
live to perform Pops's heart transplant.
1081
01:12:48,332 --> 01:12:50,730
Note to self.
1082
01:12:50,799 --> 01:12:53,665
Stop payment on $50,000 check.
1083
01:12:57,301 --> 01:12:58,495
Oh, Travis.
1084
01:12:58,569 --> 01:13:00,365
Son of a bitch, bastard!
1085
01:13:00,437 --> 01:13:04,371
You idiot. That contract
won't hold up for ten seconds...
1086
01:13:04,439 --> 01:13:06,872
after my lawyers get through with it.
1087
01:13:06,940 --> 01:13:10,738
And, oops, what happened
to your tape?
1088
01:13:10,809 --> 01:13:15,540
You wrecked it. Well, don't worry.
I have one on the house P.A. System.
1089
01:13:15,612 --> 01:13:17,306
Hit it, Kathy.
1090
01:13:19,280 --> 01:13:22,112
Note to self. Remember to get
ass wart cream...
1091
01:13:22,182 --> 01:13:24,341
for giant wart on my ass.
1092
01:13:24,416 --> 01:13:27,179
It's a little bit past that.
1093
01:13:27,251 --> 01:13:30,377
You bastard! You can't destroy me.
I'm Travis Cole.
1094
01:13:30,452 --> 01:13:33,511
No one destroy's Travis Cole!
No one!
1095
01:13:37,122 --> 01:13:39,021
Fat lady, are you okay?
1096
01:13:39,090 --> 01:13:44,389
Yes, I'm okay. Just keep
that crazy old man away from me.
1097
01:13:46,560 --> 01:13:48,720
What the hell is going on?
1098
01:13:48,795 --> 01:13:51,729
I don't care if you are my son.
Get your own broad.
1099
01:13:52,730 --> 01:13:54,459
Bravo!
1100
01:13:56,865 --> 01:14:00,924
In a startling turn of events
at the opera house...
1101
01:14:01,001 --> 01:14:05,265
real estate mogul Travis Cole
has been arrested for fraud.
1102
01:14:05,336 --> 01:14:07,269
Mr. Cole, anything to say?
1103
01:14:08,438 --> 01:14:10,701
Good brownies.
1104
01:14:10,772 --> 01:14:14,866
Jenkins, listen to me.
This is very important.
1105
01:14:14,941 --> 01:14:20,605
Stop payment on a check for $50,000
I made out to a Dr. Farthing. Got that?
1106
01:14:20,678 --> 01:14:24,634
Jenkins, are you ready
for some crazy, rough sex?
1107
01:14:25,713 --> 01:14:27,645
Absolutely!
1108
01:14:27,713 --> 01:14:32,376
Good, Jenkins. I'm counting on you.
And find Spunky.
1109
01:14:37,953 --> 01:14:39,214
Hey, Mitch.
1110
01:14:39,287 --> 01:14:43,153
Jimmy. Your new nose looks great.
1111
01:14:43,222 --> 01:14:46,315
Thanks. Best $200 I ever spent.
1112
01:14:48,391 --> 01:14:52,554
- That girl you're with, she's not the...
- Yep.
1113
01:14:52,627 --> 01:14:56,754
Lin-Yung, the Saigon whore
who bit my nose off.
1114
01:14:56,829 --> 01:14:58,456
We're getting hitched.
1115
01:15:00,697 --> 01:15:01,788
Let's go.
1116
01:15:01,864 --> 01:15:07,266
Hold on.
I'm talking to my friend here!
1117
01:15:07,334 --> 01:15:12,395
Jeez, sometimes you got
to remind the hen who the rooster is.
1118
01:15:13,570 --> 01:15:15,504
Good luck to you, Jimmy.
1119
01:15:15,572 --> 01:15:17,903
Okay. See you around.
1120
01:15:20,907 --> 01:15:23,238
When I say "Let's go," you go.
1121
01:15:23,309 --> 01:15:27,334
Yeah? It's time you shut
your cake hole, Yoko!
1122
01:15:27,411 --> 01:15:28,843
Women.
1123
01:15:30,712 --> 01:15:33,804
Don't talk back to me
in front of my friend.
1124
01:15:33,880 --> 01:15:36,313
You're making me really angry.
1125
01:15:36,381 --> 01:15:40,247
Whoa, that scares me to death.
1126
01:15:42,418 --> 01:15:45,852
You bit my new nose off!
Damn it!
1127
01:15:45,919 --> 01:15:48,546
How you feeling with your new heart?
1128
01:15:48,621 --> 01:15:53,283
I feel great thanks to you and Sam,
my two boys.
1129
01:15:53,357 --> 01:15:57,086
Now that I met Gladys, I hope
they can fix another part of my body.
1130
01:15:57,159 --> 01:15:59,455
I'll give you a hint.
1131
01:15:59,526 --> 01:16:01,824
It rhymes with "cock."
1132
01:16:06,330 --> 01:16:11,230
Sam and I got great new jobs.
Pops got his heart. And I got the girl.
1133
01:16:11,298 --> 01:16:15,165
And Dr. Farthing, well,
he got over his gambling problem.
1134
01:16:15,235 --> 01:16:19,101
But the bookies beat him
to death anyway, so he's dead.
1135
01:16:20,170 --> 01:16:22,400
That's it. Bye.
1136
01:16:26,340 --> 01:16:28,933
Cole, it's nice
doing business with you.
1137
01:16:29,008 --> 01:16:31,474
Now you probably want to get home...
1138
01:16:37,545 --> 01:16:38,739
Sorry.
1139
01:16:38,813 --> 01:16:41,542
- Nurse, you want to record vitals?
- Cut.
1140
01:16:41,615 --> 01:16:45,447
Cole, it's been nice doing business
with you. Now you...
1141
01:16:45,517 --> 01:16:47,279
Cut.
1142
01:16:51,253 --> 01:16:53,413
Say your line again.
1143
01:16:57,022 --> 01:17:00,149
- Check the gate please.
- Cut.
1144
01:17:02,958 --> 01:17:07,017
- Well, Cole...
- I'm trying to help you.
1145
01:17:07,094 --> 01:17:09,492
Have you always been like this?
1146
01:17:09,561 --> 01:17:11,790
How you got this movie,
I'll never know.
1147
01:17:11,862 --> 01:17:16,194
- Some other time we could go camping?
- What?
1148
01:17:16,265 --> 01:17:18,926
- You know, just you and me.
- Let's go.
1149
01:17:19,000 --> 01:17:20,933
Mitch, I'm lonely.
1150
01:17:21,305 --> 01:18:21,603
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