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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:04,238 --> 00:00:06,233 Okay, all of Sara's favorite things... 2 00:00:06,238 --> 00:00:07,868 double espresso, bacon not-too-crispy. 3 00:00:07,873 --> 00:00:10,841 Hang on. Greek finishing salts. 4 00:00:12,544 --> 00:00:14,990 Did a grocery run to the Agora in Ancient Athens. 5 00:00:15,015 --> 00:00:16,333 Nice. 6 00:00:16,583 --> 00:00:18,480 Just heard her alarm, it's go time. 7 00:00:18,485 --> 00:00:22,150 - Okay. - Not yet. 8 00:00:22,155 --> 00:00:25,653 Can't skip the garnish. We eat with our eyes first. 9 00:00:25,658 --> 00:00:28,590 - Is that all of it? Okay. - Ava, wait. 10 00:00:28,595 --> 00:00:32,056 Passion Dragon Ash enhances vitality and endurance. 11 00:00:32,061 --> 00:00:33,362 Sara really doesn't like smoothies, 12 00:00:33,366 --> 00:00:35,797 - but ooh, nice flourish, Nate. - Mm-hmm. 13 00:00:37,404 --> 00:00:39,835 Oh, we didn't forget about you, gorgeous. 14 00:00:39,840 --> 00:00:43,638 Seriously, Mick, thank you so, so much for everything. 15 00:00:43,643 --> 00:00:46,675 Here, recovery Dragon Ash, usually for hangovers, 16 00:00:46,680 --> 00:00:48,711 but also probably good if you've been lost in space. 17 00:00:48,715 --> 00:00:50,779 And A5 Kobe beef. 18 00:00:50,784 --> 00:00:53,748 I dry-aged it for 15 years this morning. 19 00:00:53,753 --> 00:00:56,885 Yeah, we seriously need to talk about your portal-use. 20 00:00:56,890 --> 00:00:58,220 So, the rest of the team 21 00:00:58,225 --> 00:01:00,622 is hooking up the gizmo we jacked from Kayla's ship. 22 00:01:00,627 --> 00:01:02,358 Okay, once that happens, Gideon can help us 23 00:01:02,362 --> 00:01:03,759 pinpoint the rest of the alien pods. 24 00:01:03,763 --> 00:01:05,093 And we will find the perfect mesh 25 00:01:05,098 --> 00:01:06,795 - to welcome the captain back. - Mm-hmm. 26 00:01:06,800 --> 00:01:08,730 Ava, relax. 27 00:01:08,735 --> 00:01:10,085 I know we've been through a lot, 28 00:01:10,090 --> 00:01:12,234 but things are finally back to normal. 29 00:01:12,239 --> 00:01:15,403 - Are they? - Talk, talk, talk 30 00:01:15,408 --> 00:01:17,510 Can't a man just eat in peace? 31 00:01:18,345 --> 00:01:19,375 See? 32 00:01:19,380 --> 00:01:21,180 If you don't hold it, 33 00:01:21,185 --> 00:01:23,382 I won't be able to connect the wire. 34 00:01:23,387 --> 00:01:26,351 If I keep holding it, I won't be able to feel my arms. 35 00:01:26,356 --> 00:01:28,020 Could you keep it down out there? 36 00:01:28,025 --> 00:01:29,588 I am trying to study magic, 37 00:01:29,593 --> 00:01:32,087 but I cannot concentrate over your constant toiling. 38 00:01:32,092 --> 00:01:34,342 Okay, well, how about you memorize your nursery rhymes 39 00:01:34,347 --> 00:01:36,307 when we're done with the real work over here? 40 00:01:37,163 --> 00:01:39,728 Tua cutis fiat ignite. 41 00:01:39,733 --> 00:01:41,396 Whoa! 42 00:01:41,401 --> 00:01:43,632 The hell was that supposed to do? 43 00:01:43,637 --> 00:01:45,400 Must have the pronunciation wrong. 44 00:01:45,405 --> 00:01:48,503 All right. Let's get back at it. And... 45 00:01:48,508 --> 00:01:51,907 Gary, my alien chum. Let's have a chat, eh. 46 00:01:51,912 --> 00:01:54,143 Oh, is this about us parking Kayla's ship at your place? 47 00:01:54,148 --> 00:01:56,311 - 'Cause we were kind of in a hurry. - Not that. 48 00:01:56,316 --> 00:01:58,780 What do you know about the Fountain of Imperium? 49 00:01:58,785 --> 00:02:00,148 Where'd you hear about that? 50 00:02:00,153 --> 00:02:02,984 I mean no. 51 00:02:02,989 --> 00:02:05,289 The, uh... the Fountain of what? 52 00:02:05,294 --> 00:02:07,491 All right, just let him be. 53 00:02:07,496 --> 00:02:08,924 - Thank you, Spooner. - No, it's just that 54 00:02:08,928 --> 00:02:11,092 when you're stressed, I gotta feel it too. 55 00:02:11,097 --> 00:02:13,030 Okay, this whole alien empath thing was hard enough 56 00:02:13,034 --> 00:02:15,301 before we had an actual alien on the ship. 57 00:02:17,270 --> 00:02:20,669 - It's back to the books, then. - Good luck. 58 00:02:20,674 --> 00:02:24,005 All right. Come on, let's get back at it. Come on. 59 00:02:24,010 --> 00:02:27,480 And quieter, this time? Thanks. 60 00:02:30,212 --> 00:02:35,317 Ohh, God, this is so much better 61 00:02:35,322 --> 00:02:37,285 than waking up on an alien planet. 62 00:02:37,290 --> 00:02:40,055 Right? Here you go my love. 63 00:02:40,060 --> 00:02:42,157 Thanks. 64 00:02:42,162 --> 00:02:44,659 And I'm just gonna say this, okay, whenever you're ready 65 00:02:44,664 --> 00:02:46,661 to talk about what happened out there, I am here. 66 00:02:46,666 --> 00:02:51,071 Who wants to talk about space when we have Legends gossip... 67 00:02:51,076 --> 00:02:52,339 to catch up on. 68 00:02:52,344 --> 00:02:54,542 Oh, hot and juicy. Okay. 69 00:02:54,547 --> 00:02:57,244 So Spooner's great, well, when she put away her rail gun. 70 00:02:57,249 --> 00:02:58,813 - Sounds like my kind of girl. - Yes. 71 00:02:58,818 --> 00:03:00,314 Oh, and I was a binder, 72 00:03:00,319 --> 00:03:02,944 and actually, I think it turned into a cartoon. 73 00:03:02,949 --> 00:03:05,046 - That's a new one. - Yeah. 74 00:03:05,051 --> 00:03:07,649 Babe, something wrong with the food? Come on. 75 00:03:07,654 --> 00:03:09,918 Oh, babe, no, the food, it looks amazing. 76 00:03:09,923 --> 00:03:11,586 I just think I'm jet lagged. 77 00:03:11,591 --> 00:03:14,623 - Okay. - But what's with the smoothie? 78 00:03:14,628 --> 00:03:17,830 That is from Zari. It's for passion, which... 79 00:03:19,866 --> 00:03:22,564 why are we wasting time talking about gossip and aliens 80 00:03:22,569 --> 00:03:24,766 when we could be focusing on you and me? 81 00:03:24,771 --> 00:03:26,968 I'm an alien-human-hybrid clone. 82 00:03:26,973 --> 00:03:28,904 What? 83 00:03:36,122 --> 00:03:42,122 - Synced and corrected by Firefly - - www.addic7ed.com - 84 00:03:43,184 --> 00:03:48,089 So, you're an alien-human-hybrid-clone 85 00:03:48,094 --> 00:03:49,724 who can regenerate? 86 00:03:49,729 --> 00:03:53,561 Oh, babe, it sounds so crazy. 87 00:03:53,566 --> 00:03:57,971 No, I... I mean, yes, obviously, but... okay. 88 00:03:57,976 --> 00:04:00,907 Babe, you are Sara Lance. 89 00:04:00,912 --> 00:04:04,711 You're still the same beautiful, tough, and yes, 90 00:04:04,716 --> 00:04:07,645 sometimes very surprising woman that I fell in love with. 91 00:04:07,650 --> 00:04:10,748 And you're here with me, okay? So that's all that matters. 92 00:04:10,753 --> 00:04:12,850 Captains, you're needed on the Bridge. 93 00:04:12,855 --> 00:04:14,786 An alien pod has been detected. 94 00:04:14,791 --> 00:04:17,155 - We have to go. - Babe, wait. 95 00:04:17,160 --> 00:04:19,390 Can we just maybe not tell the team 96 00:04:19,395 --> 00:04:20,571 about the whole hybrid thing 97 00:04:20,576 --> 00:04:22,326 just for the first mission back? 98 00:04:22,331 --> 00:04:24,329 I kinda wanna feel normal. 99 00:04:24,334 --> 00:04:25,797 Yeah, I get it. 100 00:04:25,802 --> 00:04:28,333 And you know what, after everything we've been through, 101 00:04:28,338 --> 00:04:29,735 they could use a little normalcy too. 102 00:04:29,739 --> 00:04:31,869 - Yeah. Okay. - We have to go, though. 103 00:04:31,874 --> 00:04:33,008 Yeah. 104 00:04:43,553 --> 00:04:45,484 All right, all right, all right, that's enough. 105 00:04:45,489 --> 00:04:49,088 Okay, we get it. Gideon, what do we got? 106 00:04:49,093 --> 00:04:50,489 Welcome back, Captain! 107 00:04:50,494 --> 00:04:53,858 I've detected a pod in the Oklahoma territory, 1891, 108 00:04:53,863 --> 00:04:56,461 near an encampment known as Fist City. 109 00:04:56,466 --> 00:04:57,962 Woof, that can't be good. 110 00:04:57,967 --> 00:05:01,199 The outpost of First City was the wildest of the west. 111 00:05:01,204 --> 00:05:03,100 Countless outlaws passed through... 112 00:05:03,105 --> 00:05:05,937 Butch Cassidy, Belle Starr, Wild Bill. 113 00:05:05,942 --> 00:05:08,106 Sounds like a bad scene on its best days. 114 00:05:08,111 --> 00:05:10,708 Hate to see the kind of havoc an alien could wreak out there. 115 00:05:10,713 --> 00:05:12,777 Hey, Spoons, are you okay? 116 00:05:12,782 --> 00:05:15,213 Yeah, just alien mind-meld's been firing up 117 00:05:15,218 --> 00:05:17,749 since the space cadets got back. 118 00:05:17,754 --> 00:05:20,618 - That's coming from... - Gary, obviously. 119 00:05:20,623 --> 00:05:21,986 Well, if my read's right, 120 00:05:21,991 --> 00:05:25,456 Gary's hiding something big from us. 121 00:05:25,461 --> 00:05:27,892 Well, like, that's okay, whatever it is, right? 122 00:05:27,897 --> 00:05:29,895 I mean, Gary, you're an alien, but you're also one of us, 123 00:05:29,899 --> 00:05:32,830 and I think we should all be more accepting of Gary. 124 00:05:32,835 --> 00:05:35,733 Okay, but now my read says Gary wants to jump Ava's bones. 125 00:05:35,738 --> 00:05:39,943 - That sounds about right. - What? No. I do not... 126 00:05:39,948 --> 00:05:43,740 Okay. Well, I feel like getting back in the saddle. 127 00:05:43,745 --> 00:05:47,145 Who's coming with me? 128 00:05:47,150 --> 00:05:49,347 Hey, Nate, 129 00:05:49,352 --> 00:05:50,703 just with everything Sara's been through, 130 00:05:50,707 --> 00:05:52,651 I think she could use a nice smooth mission, okay? 131 00:05:52,655 --> 00:05:55,253 So a classic Legends romp, on it. 132 00:05:55,258 --> 00:05:56,825 - Yeah, but easy. - Got it. 133 00:06:07,770 --> 00:06:10,735 All right, gang, be on watch. 134 00:06:10,740 --> 00:06:13,738 The pod has already landed, so the alien could be anywhere. 135 00:06:13,743 --> 00:06:15,440 Try to keep a low profile. 136 00:06:15,445 --> 00:06:16,738 I don't know what's more dangerous, 137 00:06:16,742 --> 00:06:18,142 the alien or the locals. 138 00:06:18,147 --> 00:06:21,612 - Sounds like my kind of place. - Yeah, mine too. 139 00:06:21,617 --> 00:06:23,748 My dad put me through a cowboy phase as a kid, 140 00:06:23,753 --> 00:06:26,584 when he was trying to lean into American culture. 141 00:06:26,589 --> 00:06:29,453 - Some of it stuck. - Cute, but I was talking 142 00:06:29,458 --> 00:06:30,855 about the lawlessness. 143 00:06:30,860 --> 00:06:34,625 Hell, I might know some of these people from, hell. 144 00:06:34,630 --> 00:06:38,696 If you want to talk line dancing lassos, try Spooner. 145 00:06:38,701 --> 00:06:41,465 I was raised in Texas not "Hee Haw". 146 00:06:41,470 --> 00:06:42,934 I don't know what that is, 147 00:06:42,939 --> 00:06:45,336 but it looks like your hat does, pardner. 148 00:06:45,341 --> 00:06:49,346 Well, I had to put this back on to do my alien radar. 149 00:06:49,812 --> 00:06:52,514 So far, getting nothing but Gary. 150 00:06:55,151 --> 00:06:57,915 Couldn't help but notice you flirting with Astra. 151 00:06:57,920 --> 00:06:59,584 I wasn't flirting. I was just trying to, 152 00:06:59,589 --> 00:07:02,853 you know, connect, person to person, soul to soul. 153 00:07:02,858 --> 00:07:04,722 Yeah, that's called flirting. 154 00:07:04,727 --> 00:07:06,457 Listen, I know it's hard 155 00:07:06,462 --> 00:07:08,059 to have a social life on a timeship, 156 00:07:08,064 --> 00:07:09,894 so I wanted to offer my help as someone 157 00:07:09,899 --> 00:07:12,196 who has recently learned how to balance work 158 00:07:12,201 --> 00:07:13,799 with a healthy and fulfilling love-life. 159 00:07:13,803 --> 00:07:15,466 Oh, don't need to hear about that. 160 00:07:15,471 --> 00:07:18,035 And if this is your way of finding another test subject 161 00:07:18,040 --> 00:07:20,204 for your passion smoothies, I'm good. 162 00:07:20,209 --> 00:07:25,014 Hey, I promised Eva a classic Legends romp, okay? 163 00:07:25,019 --> 00:07:27,612 So, no getting captured, no personal drama. 164 00:07:27,617 --> 00:07:28,946 Bet we'd find the alien quicker 165 00:07:28,951 --> 00:07:31,149 if Spooner wasn't afraid of her brain. 166 00:07:31,154 --> 00:07:33,718 You mean you can't find it by bungling some Latin phrase? 167 00:07:33,723 --> 00:07:35,386 Hey, okay, tension. Got it. 168 00:07:35,391 --> 00:07:37,622 You know what this calls for, the buddy system. 169 00:07:37,627 --> 00:07:40,291 You two, starting now, are buddies. 170 00:07:40,296 --> 00:07:43,494 By the end of the mission, you will be friends, okay? 171 00:07:43,499 --> 00:07:45,233 And smiles. 172 00:07:53,910 --> 00:07:56,107 Remember, don't make waves. 173 00:07:56,112 --> 00:07:59,010 They won't take kind outsiders around here. 174 00:08:09,392 --> 00:08:12,894 Can you just find this alien so we can get out of here? 175 00:08:18,434 --> 00:08:20,264 Getting nothing new. 176 00:08:20,269 --> 00:08:22,434 And you're not going to if you keep wearing this thing. 177 00:08:22,438 --> 00:08:24,769 - Whoa... guys. - Whoa! 178 00:08:29,245 --> 00:08:30,908 Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa. 179 00:08:30,913 --> 00:08:33,945 Hey, partner, let us... let's get you another. 180 00:08:33,950 --> 00:08:35,813 Yeah, that ain't happenin'. 181 00:08:35,818 --> 00:08:37,886 Look, we really don't want no trouble. 182 00:08:44,660 --> 00:08:48,593 Aw, shucks. Come on, neither do I. 183 00:08:48,598 --> 00:08:51,128 'Cause I should be the one treating you. 184 00:08:51,133 --> 00:08:54,565 Barkeep, may I please have a round for our new guests? 185 00:08:54,570 --> 00:08:57,668 - Guys, is that a Swear Jar? - Huh? 186 00:08:57,673 --> 00:09:00,438 - Is this root beer? - Yep. 187 00:09:00,443 --> 00:09:02,643 What were you saying about this place being dangerous? 188 00:09:03,980 --> 00:09:07,879 Well, folks, seems by my sights, 189 00:09:07,884 --> 00:09:12,083 we have outsiders come in to our modest municipal. 190 00:09:12,088 --> 00:09:15,219 So how 'bout we make these newcomers neighbors 191 00:09:15,224 --> 00:09:18,723 by lettin' 'em in on our ways around here. 192 00:09:21,364 --> 00:09:25,296 ♪ Well, other towns they'll get you down ♪ 193 00:09:25,301 --> 00:09:28,799 ♪ I don't know where to start ♪ 194 00:09:28,804 --> 00:09:30,468 ♪ There's rifle-play ♪ 195 00:09:30,473 --> 00:09:35,178 ♪ And fights all day, it breaks my cowboy heart ♪ 196 00:09:35,183 --> 00:09:38,843 ♪ But don't you fear 'cause over here ♪ 197 00:09:38,848 --> 00:09:42,613 ♪ We offer the reverse ♪ 198 00:09:42,618 --> 00:09:45,883 ♪ Yes, welcome to Fist City ♪ 199 00:09:45,888 --> 00:09:48,819 ♪ The gladdest place on Earth ♪ 200 00:09:48,824 --> 00:09:52,523 ♪ Oh, welcome to Fist City ♪ 201 00:09:52,528 --> 00:09:55,860 ♪ The gladdest place on Earth ♪ 202 00:09:59,235 --> 00:10:03,271 I've seen weird before, but this is weird. 203 00:10:09,067 --> 00:10:10,496 Gary, mate, I found something 204 00:10:10,521 --> 00:10:12,385 that might jog your memory. 205 00:10:12,390 --> 00:10:14,187 This Fountain, 206 00:10:14,192 --> 00:10:17,690 it's an ancient alien artifact said to amp up magic. 207 00:10:17,695 --> 00:10:19,826 Are you sure you haven't heard anything about it? 208 00:10:19,831 --> 00:10:21,761 Why would you need this? 209 00:10:21,766 --> 00:10:23,931 You're already the most powerful magician there is. 210 00:10:23,936 --> 00:10:26,967 Yeah, see, that's the thing. 211 00:10:26,972 --> 00:10:28,402 While you were away, the Legends 212 00:10:28,407 --> 00:10:29,537 got into a bit of a scrape. 213 00:10:29,542 --> 00:10:33,547 And in order to set it right, I had to surrender my power. 214 00:10:34,278 --> 00:10:36,109 - You lost your magic? - All right, all right, 215 00:10:36,114 --> 00:10:38,344 don't cry about it, but you can help me. 216 00:10:38,349 --> 00:10:40,413 This Fountain of Imperium, 217 00:10:40,418 --> 00:10:43,449 it's my one shot at getting my magic back. 218 00:10:43,454 --> 00:10:46,886 The Fountain... right, right, right, Imperium. 219 00:10:46,891 --> 00:10:48,521 Yes, yes, I have heard of it. 220 00:10:48,526 --> 00:10:50,356 It's a total myth. 221 00:10:50,361 --> 00:10:53,660 I'm sorry, there's just nothing out there. 222 00:10:53,665 --> 00:10:55,962 You should give it up. 223 00:11:05,109 --> 00:11:07,674 I'm telling you these people should be low-down, dirty, 224 00:11:07,679 --> 00:11:09,342 probably diseased, sons of a... 225 00:11:09,347 --> 00:11:10,877 - Evening, ma'am. - How do? 226 00:11:10,882 --> 00:11:12,512 - Hello. - Good day. 227 00:11:12,517 --> 00:11:14,747 Something big must have happened to turn this place 228 00:11:14,752 --> 00:11:16,382 from Deadwood to Disneyland. 229 00:11:16,387 --> 00:11:19,686 It must be our alien, or gentrification. 230 00:11:19,691 --> 00:11:20,921 Either way, we should stop it. 231 00:11:20,925 --> 00:11:22,555 Let's blend in, spread out, 232 00:11:22,560 --> 00:11:24,894 - figure out exactly when things changed. - Okay. 233 00:11:29,367 --> 00:11:33,099 I'd thank you for another soda, m'lady. 234 00:11:33,104 --> 00:11:35,305 Deal me in. 235 00:11:37,108 --> 00:11:39,505 Is this your way of nabbing the alien? 236 00:11:39,510 --> 00:11:42,879 No, this is my way of nabbing that jerk's gold. 237 00:11:44,615 --> 00:11:46,479 But you're right, it could be the aliens. 238 00:11:46,484 --> 00:11:48,381 So, could you sense what cards it has? 239 00:11:48,386 --> 00:11:50,550 I can barely control my power as is. 240 00:11:50,555 --> 00:11:53,920 I ain't gonna tap into 'em just to help you cheat at cards. 241 00:11:53,925 --> 00:11:58,491 The game's "Go Fish". You know it? 242 00:11:58,496 --> 00:11:59,993 - What's your wager? - Oh, 243 00:11:59,998 --> 00:12:02,128 ain't no gambling around here. 244 00:12:02,133 --> 00:12:04,497 That just leads to bad blood. 245 00:12:04,502 --> 00:12:07,804 'Sides, it'd be breaking rule number three. 246 00:12:09,507 --> 00:12:12,943 - So, got any jacks? - _ 247 00:12:18,216 --> 00:12:20,717 Maybe we should check out the card tables. 248 00:12:22,019 --> 00:12:24,150 Okay, I'm sorry, I cannot let you make 249 00:12:24,155 --> 00:12:25,485 the same mistake again. 250 00:12:25,490 --> 00:12:28,287 You always go for the bad girls. 251 00:12:28,292 --> 00:12:31,224 What we need is to find you a woman who appreciates you 252 00:12:31,229 --> 00:12:33,359 for the nice sweet boy you are. 253 00:12:33,364 --> 00:12:35,328 I don't only go after the bad girls, 254 00:12:35,333 --> 00:12:37,130 and I don't need a matchmaker. 255 00:12:37,135 --> 00:12:39,532 See? She looks nice. 256 00:12:39,537 --> 00:12:43,169 Oh, no, bro, bro, bro, this is a saloon, 257 00:12:43,174 --> 00:12:45,438 it is her profession to be interested in you. 258 00:12:45,443 --> 00:12:47,840 No, we don't offer that sort of business. 259 00:12:47,845 --> 00:12:49,412 It's one of the rules. 260 00:12:53,117 --> 00:12:55,181 - What has gotten into these people? - _ 261 00:12:55,186 --> 00:12:59,352 You're new in town, ain't you? 262 00:12:59,357 --> 00:13:01,184 Reckon I am. But that just means 263 00:13:01,189 --> 00:13:03,489 I need someone to show me around. 264 00:13:03,494 --> 00:13:05,825 Say, what's with all these here rules. 265 00:13:05,830 --> 00:13:09,835 Oh, Sheriff's get lots of do's and don'ts. 266 00:13:10,268 --> 00:13:13,666 There ain't no rule against playing a girl a tune. 267 00:13:13,671 --> 00:13:17,036 Forgive my forward nature, I'm Irma Rose. 268 00:13:17,041 --> 00:13:19,435 Why if that ain't the sweetest-soundin' name 269 00:13:19,440 --> 00:13:20,940 in the whole wide world. 270 00:13:20,945 --> 00:13:24,010 You got a song in mind? 271 00:13:24,015 --> 00:13:27,380 Something to put a smile on my face. 272 00:13:27,385 --> 00:13:28,982 Think you can manage that? 273 00:13:28,987 --> 00:13:30,516 Think you can manage that? 274 00:13:30,521 --> 00:13:32,956 I guess we'll find out. 275 00:13:46,270 --> 00:13:47,900 Hey, Barkeep. 276 00:13:47,905 --> 00:13:51,838 Do you notice anything weird around here lately? 277 00:13:51,843 --> 00:13:55,875 Weird? Not at all. 278 00:13:55,880 --> 00:13:58,477 Now, what can I get you ladies? 279 00:13:58,482 --> 00:14:01,447 Got sarsaparilla, phosphates, milkshakes. 280 00:14:01,452 --> 00:14:03,716 Make it a milkshake. Extra cherries. 281 00:14:03,721 --> 00:14:06,319 - Yes, ma'am. - Another one? 282 00:14:06,324 --> 00:14:09,722 Well, guess I'm finally getting my appetite back. 283 00:14:09,727 --> 00:14:11,695 Over here. 284 00:14:13,531 --> 00:14:16,032 I ain't never seen no one down 'em like that. 285 00:14:17,969 --> 00:14:19,432 Bass Reeves. 286 00:14:19,437 --> 00:14:21,537 Reeves was the first black Deputy Marshall 287 00:14:21,542 --> 00:14:22,738 west of the Mississippi. 288 00:14:22,743 --> 00:14:24,977 He's a hero, not a wanted man. 289 00:14:27,812 --> 00:14:29,909 The alien's changing history. 290 00:14:29,914 --> 00:14:33,646 Contact Sheriff Levi Stapleton. 291 00:14:33,651 --> 00:14:36,315 Oof, I know that name. 292 00:14:36,320 --> 00:14:38,618 Stapleton was a criminal famous 293 00:14:38,623 --> 00:14:41,954 for terrorizing Oklahoma territory. 294 00:14:41,959 --> 00:14:44,924 But how did an outlaw end up a sheriff, 295 00:14:44,929 --> 00:14:47,397 and how did the marshal end up an outlaw? 296 00:14:49,634 --> 00:14:53,939 Hey, Barkeep, what can you tell me about Levi Stapleton? 297 00:14:54,733 --> 00:14:59,038 Well, just that he's about the finest lawman around. 298 00:15:13,024 --> 00:15:16,055 I heard we had some visitors come in. 299 00:15:20,131 --> 00:15:25,336 ♪ Ohh, Stapleton, Stapleton, fills us with awe ♪ 300 00:15:25,341 --> 00:15:29,546 ♪ Restorin' us order and layin' down law ♪ 301 00:15:30,107 --> 00:15:34,312 ♪ The sheriff of sheriffs, he's fair and he's firm ♪ 302 00:15:34,317 --> 00:15:38,578 ♪ Brings peace to our streets and we hail him in turn ♪ 303 00:15:38,583 --> 00:15:41,013 I'd say let me be the first to bid you welcome, 304 00:15:41,018 --> 00:15:43,449 but I see my fine citizenry's beat me to it. 305 00:15:43,454 --> 00:15:46,953 It is a fine town y'all have here. 306 00:15:46,958 --> 00:15:50,189 Fact, we was just wondering 307 00:15:50,194 --> 00:15:53,626 how you made this place such a haven. 308 00:15:53,631 --> 00:15:55,094 Now don't you worry about that. 309 00:15:55,099 --> 00:15:57,296 You just enjoy yourself. 310 00:15:57,301 --> 00:16:00,199 Oh, barkeep, fill our guests some drink and vittles. 311 00:16:00,204 --> 00:16:02,639 So they can be on their way. 312 00:16:05,776 --> 00:16:08,975 Guess we know who's scared this town straight. 313 00:16:08,980 --> 00:16:10,209 Think he's our alien? 314 00:16:10,214 --> 00:16:12,778 We'll have Spooner get a read. 315 00:16:12,783 --> 00:16:16,682 Speaking of, where are Spooner and Astra? 316 00:16:16,687 --> 00:16:18,084 Spoons. 317 00:16:20,591 --> 00:16:22,054 If you won't let me win your gold, 318 00:16:22,059 --> 00:16:23,356 then tell me where you got it. 319 00:16:23,361 --> 00:16:26,125 Sorry, she gets hot under the collar. 320 00:16:26,130 --> 00:16:27,793 No, but we do have a question 321 00:16:27,798 --> 00:16:29,495 about what's happening around here. 322 00:16:29,500 --> 00:16:31,564 I don't know what you're aimin' at, 323 00:16:31,569 --> 00:16:33,299 but you'd be wise to stop asking 324 00:16:33,304 --> 00:16:35,167 and get like a good little girl. 325 00:16:42,880 --> 00:16:44,510 What is that? 326 00:16:44,515 --> 00:16:46,879 A fight goin' outside! 327 00:17:00,331 --> 00:17:02,328 Astra's getting closer. 328 00:17:02,333 --> 00:17:03,362 Not now, Spooner. 329 00:17:03,367 --> 00:17:05,965 But even if I was gonna see where I got my gold, 330 00:17:05,970 --> 00:17:10,069 last one I'd tell's a girl with the looks of you. 331 00:17:10,074 --> 00:17:11,537 Don't try me. 332 00:17:11,542 --> 00:17:13,339 Hell, if I'll let you touch me. 333 00:17:13,344 --> 00:17:15,241 Look out! 334 00:17:32,063 --> 00:17:33,793 Shame to see. 335 00:17:33,798 --> 00:17:35,594 But let that remind y'all of why 336 00:17:35,599 --> 00:17:38,264 we keep our tempers in check here. 337 00:17:38,269 --> 00:17:39,699 So how 'bout y'all go back inside 338 00:17:39,704 --> 00:17:41,968 and get back to having a good time? 339 00:17:41,973 --> 00:17:43,740 Go on, get. 340 00:17:45,709 --> 00:17:50,914 As for you, I think you've seen just about enough of Fist City. 341 00:17:51,649 --> 00:17:54,317 So y'all don't come back now, ya hear? 342 00:18:03,499 --> 00:18:04,963 Hey, Gary, 343 00:18:04,988 --> 00:18:08,624 do you know any alien species that live underground, 344 00:18:08,629 --> 00:18:11,127 look like a worm, and swallow people whole? 345 00:18:11,132 --> 00:18:13,696 Ooh, that sounds like a Haverack. 346 00:18:13,701 --> 00:18:16,733 Haverack translates into "rage eater". 347 00:18:16,738 --> 00:18:18,334 It's drawn to the chemicals we release 348 00:18:18,339 --> 00:18:20,837 when we're angry, and then it eats us. 349 00:18:20,842 --> 00:18:23,107 That's why I felt it gaining when that guy got all riled up. 350 00:18:23,111 --> 00:18:24,907 Well, its outer shell is impenetrable, 351 00:18:24,912 --> 00:18:26,642 so the only way to stop it is to tame it. 352 00:18:26,647 --> 00:18:28,111 There's this whistle. 353 00:18:28,116 --> 00:18:29,946 That's the thing Stapleton used. 354 00:18:29,951 --> 00:18:31,581 It must have been loaded with the pod. 355 00:18:31,586 --> 00:18:34,450 So we get the sheriff to give it up. Great. 356 00:18:34,455 --> 00:18:37,253 I was looking for a reason to wipe that smile off his face. 357 00:18:37,258 --> 00:18:38,822 Whoa, whoa, but we need to avoid a fight, 358 00:18:38,826 --> 00:18:40,590 especially if the worm's drawn to anger. 359 00:18:40,595 --> 00:18:42,292 So we're gonna sneak it off Stapleton, 360 00:18:42,297 --> 00:18:44,598 and I know the perfect way to get close to him. 361 00:18:46,134 --> 00:18:48,464 Square dancing contest. High noon. 362 00:18:48,469 --> 00:18:51,634 Yeah, there was no way I'm square dancing. 363 00:18:51,639 --> 00:18:54,003 Yeah, we can't have you two triggering the worm again. 364 00:18:54,008 --> 00:18:55,405 Are you benching us? 365 00:18:55,410 --> 00:18:57,473 Do you even have that authority? 366 00:18:57,478 --> 00:19:00,376 I don't know. It did feel weird. 367 00:19:00,381 --> 00:19:01,744 But he's right. If this thing 368 00:19:01,749 --> 00:19:03,145 is attracted to hot tempers, 369 00:19:03,150 --> 00:19:06,149 then you two are definitely staying here 370 00:19:06,154 --> 00:19:09,952 while the rest of us... dance. 371 00:19:15,930 --> 00:19:17,827 Everybody, find the whistle. 372 00:19:17,832 --> 00:19:21,368 Whoo! Everybody elbow twist. 373 00:19:24,138 --> 00:19:25,672 Square up! 374 00:19:26,774 --> 00:19:29,272 Hey, babe, this is our first dance since we've been engaged. 375 00:19:29,277 --> 00:19:30,873 Oh, yeah. 376 00:19:30,878 --> 00:19:33,543 Didn't expect it to have so much fiddle, but I'm into it. 377 00:19:33,548 --> 00:19:36,612 And double go in one more time. 378 00:19:36,617 --> 00:19:39,582 Hi, we might just go grab another milkshake. 379 00:19:39,587 --> 00:19:41,884 - Again? - Yeah. 380 00:19:41,889 --> 00:19:43,486 - It's okay? - Yeah, it's just 381 00:19:43,491 --> 00:19:44,858 you've already had... 382 00:19:48,096 --> 00:19:52,128 Ava. I've missed this. I've missed us. 383 00:19:52,133 --> 00:19:54,797 Yeah. So this might be a really weird question, 384 00:19:54,802 --> 00:19:57,967 but is there any species of alien that loves cherries? 385 00:19:57,972 --> 00:20:00,240 Hmm, could be a Wafter. 386 00:20:02,642 --> 00:20:04,774 You're worried about sharing the ship with an alien? 387 00:20:04,779 --> 00:20:07,677 - Oh, that's not what I said. - No, don't worry. 388 00:20:07,682 --> 00:20:10,713 I haven't wanted to eat a human in... years. 389 00:20:10,718 --> 00:20:13,850 Okay, well, thank you, Gary. Appreciate it. 390 00:20:13,855 --> 00:20:15,852 Grab your partner, 391 00:20:15,857 --> 00:20:19,355 right hand through, travel over two-by-two. 392 00:20:19,360 --> 00:20:24,794 Oh! John. I've missed this. I've missed us. 393 00:20:24,799 --> 00:20:26,129 - Have you, Gary? - Yeah. 394 00:20:26,134 --> 00:20:27,798 Well, you can see why I'm struggling to believe 395 00:20:27,802 --> 00:20:29,465 a word you say after you lied to me 396 00:20:29,470 --> 00:20:31,135 all those years about being a human being. 397 00:20:31,139 --> 00:20:33,402 Oh, well, come on, those days are over now. 398 00:20:33,407 --> 00:20:35,605 Are they? 399 00:20:35,610 --> 00:20:36,840 So you're telling me the whole truth 400 00:20:36,844 --> 00:20:38,109 about the Fountain of Imperium, then? 401 00:20:38,113 --> 00:20:40,010 - Everybody change partners! - Oh, listen to that! 402 00:20:40,014 --> 00:20:41,877 - I gotta go! - Come on, now, 403 00:20:41,882 --> 00:20:43,350 let's shoot the star. 404 00:20:44,986 --> 00:20:47,216 I'm almost in position to grab the whistle. 405 00:20:47,221 --> 00:20:50,453 And I'm almost in position to make my move with Irma Rose. 406 00:20:50,458 --> 00:20:51,988 Listen, I believe long distance 407 00:20:51,993 --> 00:20:53,289 relationships can work, 408 00:20:53,294 --> 00:20:55,658 but the 1800s, that's a bit of stretch. 409 00:20:55,663 --> 00:20:58,962 Two hands up, make lines on the side, 410 00:20:58,967 --> 00:21:01,064 I'm going in. 411 00:21:01,069 --> 00:21:03,933 Everybody, two hand balance. 412 00:21:03,938 --> 00:21:07,203 Strange, y'all don't strike me as the square dancing type. 413 00:21:07,208 --> 00:21:10,408 - No? - I thought I told y'all to get. 414 00:21:10,413 --> 00:21:12,942 But Sheriff, we just love dancing so much. 415 00:21:17,952 --> 00:21:20,182 Don't think I'm unawares why y'all really here, 416 00:21:20,187 --> 00:21:21,784 but that worm is mine. 417 00:21:21,789 --> 00:21:22,885 You're hurting my arm. 418 00:21:22,890 --> 00:21:24,487 Take your hands off her, bastard. 419 00:21:24,492 --> 00:21:27,623 - Oh, is this one yours? - Rude. 420 00:21:31,732 --> 00:21:35,164 It's comin'. But go on. 421 00:21:35,169 --> 00:21:37,934 You know you want to get a good hit in. 422 00:21:37,939 --> 00:21:40,507 Hey, Stapleton. 423 00:21:49,517 --> 00:21:51,514 You just broke rule number six. 424 00:21:51,519 --> 00:21:54,984 Well, I don't give a damn about your rules. 425 00:21:54,989 --> 00:21:58,554 And your reign here is about to end. 426 00:21:58,559 --> 00:22:01,661 I challenge you to a duel. 427 00:22:03,397 --> 00:22:07,902 Winner gets your whistle, loser gets out of town. 428 00:22:08,669 --> 00:22:12,501 You want a fight, you got it. 429 00:22:16,677 --> 00:22:18,510 You sure about this? I mean, Sheriff's one thing, 430 00:22:18,514 --> 00:22:19,912 but we've seen what that worm can do. 431 00:22:19,916 --> 00:22:23,118 Babe, I'm Sara Lance. I always keep my cool. 432 00:22:35,421 --> 00:22:38,174 We passed this spot twice already. 433 00:22:39,091 --> 00:22:40,955 But then I can see your navigation skills 434 00:22:40,960 --> 00:22:43,124 - ain't for much. - Wait, you're following me? 435 00:22:43,129 --> 00:22:45,326 I knew you wouldn't last a minute out here alone. 436 00:22:45,331 --> 00:22:47,828 The hell are doing hiking in alien-infested territories? 437 00:22:47,833 --> 00:22:50,130 Prospcting. I'm gonna find that gold. 438 00:22:50,135 --> 00:22:51,533 Okay, well, if it's gold you're after, 439 00:22:51,537 --> 00:22:52,702 you should follow the waterfall... 440 00:22:52,706 --> 00:22:53,837 Why don't you just concentrate 441 00:22:53,841 --> 00:22:55,242 on using your radar, in case that thing 442 00:22:55,246 --> 00:22:57,606 - decides to attack again. - Well, I ain't your tool. 443 00:22:57,610 --> 00:22:58,761 And you know, I'm pretty sure 444 00:22:58,765 --> 00:23:00,091 the ship can make all the gold you want. 445 00:23:00,095 --> 00:23:03,711 It's not about the gold, or not just about the gold. 446 00:23:03,716 --> 00:23:05,579 It's about showing everyone in that town 447 00:23:05,584 --> 00:23:07,381 that I get what I want. 448 00:23:07,386 --> 00:23:09,984 Ah, seems like a lot of work just to prove a point. 449 00:23:09,989 --> 00:23:11,386 Yeah, well, figures you'd say that. 450 00:23:11,390 --> 00:23:13,754 But I've had to fight for every bit of power that I have. 451 00:23:13,759 --> 00:23:15,222 Okay, you think I've had it easy? 452 00:23:15,227 --> 00:23:17,892 I think you spend your life creating your own kind of hell. 453 00:23:17,897 --> 00:23:20,428 Hiding and alone, letting aliens mess with your head 454 00:23:20,433 --> 00:23:21,829 when you could harness that power. 455 00:23:21,834 --> 00:23:23,664 Yeah, well, I wasn't hiding. 456 00:23:23,669 --> 00:23:25,166 I was keeping my head down. 457 00:23:25,171 --> 00:23:27,134 And you know, I wasn't always alone either. 458 00:23:27,139 --> 00:23:29,674 You know, when I lost my mom, they put me in foster care. 459 00:23:31,510 --> 00:23:33,073 - Your mom? - Yeah, you know, 460 00:23:33,078 --> 00:23:34,408 people tried their best with me. 461 00:23:34,413 --> 00:23:36,243 But some kid who, you know, 462 00:23:36,248 --> 00:23:38,350 hears aliens all the time, they couldn't deal. 463 00:23:39,250 --> 00:23:41,348 Well, where I'm from, you have to use whatever power 464 00:23:41,353 --> 00:23:43,254 you have to tip the scales in your favor. 465 00:23:44,423 --> 00:23:46,190 You know, you're not in hell anymore. 466 00:23:47,259 --> 00:23:49,690 And you're not in Texas. 467 00:23:49,695 --> 00:23:52,163 So, which way do we go? 468 00:24:06,312 --> 00:24:08,209 What's up, babe? 469 00:24:08,214 --> 00:24:10,281 You know I've never lost a shootout. 470 00:24:12,017 --> 00:24:13,380 Yes, I know. 471 00:24:13,385 --> 00:24:15,983 And I would tell you if I didn't feel up for this. 472 00:24:15,988 --> 00:24:19,353 It's like you said, nothing's changed. 473 00:24:19,358 --> 00:24:21,455 And I meant it. 474 00:24:21,460 --> 00:24:23,091 With everything that you've been through... 475 00:24:23,095 --> 00:24:25,059 With everything I've been through, 476 00:24:25,064 --> 00:24:28,600 a Wild West shootout is exactly what I need. 477 00:24:31,103 --> 00:24:32,137 All right. 478 00:24:33,973 --> 00:24:37,271 Let's go win ourselves a standoff, shall we? 479 00:24:39,278 --> 00:24:43,483 ♪ We don't know where she came from ♪ 480 00:24:43,983 --> 00:24:48,188 ♪ But know that she ain't going back ♪ 481 00:24:48,193 --> 00:24:52,698 ♪ 'Cause there ain't no one faces Stapleton's guns ♪ 482 00:24:52,703 --> 00:24:56,606 ♪ And walks away lookin' intact ♪ 483 00:24:59,431 --> 00:25:03,636 ♪ If she shoots the worm will eat her ♪ 484 00:25:04,069 --> 00:25:08,274 ♪ If she don't, she'll fall from his lead ♪ 485 00:25:08,674 --> 00:25:12,806 ♪ You could do what you can to prove you're a man ♪ 486 00:25:12,811 --> 00:25:14,579 Can it, cowboy. 487 00:25:17,216 --> 00:25:21,421 ♪ Godspeed, Sara Lance ♪ 488 00:25:28,394 --> 00:25:30,891 You done playing with your pistol yet? 489 00:25:30,896 --> 00:25:33,297 Mm. 490 00:25:39,038 --> 00:25:42,236 Ten paces. Then we draw. 491 00:25:46,579 --> 00:25:50,148 - One, two... - Would you shut up? 492 00:26:00,593 --> 00:26:04,658 Sara! 493 00:26:15,074 --> 00:26:17,338 What the blood hell happened on that planet, eh? 494 00:26:23,682 --> 00:26:26,180 That... that ain't normal. 495 00:26:26,185 --> 00:26:28,282 You must be some kind of monster. 496 00:26:28,287 --> 00:26:31,018 No, not a monster. 497 00:26:31,023 --> 00:26:33,787 But you're right about the other thing, 498 00:26:33,792 --> 00:26:37,691 I'm definitely not normal. 499 00:26:54,513 --> 00:26:57,144 The deal is off. You ain't getting this. 500 00:27:07,059 --> 00:27:12,264 Why... won't... you... die? 501 00:27:19,705 --> 00:27:21,239 Oh! 502 00:27:29,748 --> 00:27:33,681 Would you look at that? Looks like y'all did it. 503 00:27:33,686 --> 00:27:36,087 I guess we did. 504 00:27:41,960 --> 00:27:45,059 You found it. Not bad, Spooner. 505 00:27:45,064 --> 00:27:48,595 What, is the alien nearby? 506 00:27:48,600 --> 00:27:52,105 Yeah. And I'm looking at it. 507 00:27:53,238 --> 00:27:55,973 Looks like we both found what we were looking for. 508 00:28:03,315 --> 00:28:05,079 Did gold just come out of that alien's... 509 00:28:05,084 --> 00:28:06,447 But if that's the deposit, 510 00:28:06,452 --> 00:28:09,950 then that guy, he's not just protecting the gold. 511 00:28:09,955 --> 00:28:11,819 He's protecting the alien. 512 00:28:11,824 --> 00:28:13,925 Well, y'all figured it out, 513 00:28:15,160 --> 00:28:19,365 that there worm made Fist City a boomtown. 514 00:28:19,370 --> 00:28:22,172 But don't come between those folks and their gold. 515 00:28:24,937 --> 00:28:28,706 Deputy Marshall, Bass Reeves. 516 00:28:33,479 --> 00:28:36,844 We'll take it from here, m'lady. 517 00:28:36,849 --> 00:28:39,083 Like hell you will. 518 00:28:41,453 --> 00:28:45,658 Ain't nobody takin' our net of worm. 519 00:28:45,663 --> 00:28:48,228 That thing's a literal goldmine, you know? 520 00:28:48,722 --> 00:28:54,027 And the thing about us shooting y'all, well, actually, 521 00:28:54,032 --> 00:28:55,529 we're happy to do it. 522 00:28:57,269 --> 00:29:00,872 What's that? 523 00:29:07,513 --> 00:29:09,213 Ahh! 524 00:29:12,985 --> 00:29:16,683 What happened out there? 525 00:29:16,688 --> 00:29:21,888 Okay, so maybe not everything is back to normal. 526 00:29:23,796 --> 00:29:27,928 Ain't no hidin'! Come on out now! 527 00:29:27,933 --> 00:29:29,730 Don't want the worm coming for ya. 528 00:29:29,735 --> 00:29:32,366 'Sides, they ain't going to be cooped up in there 529 00:29:32,371 --> 00:29:33,934 too long before they lose it. 530 00:29:33,939 --> 00:29:37,275 Once they do, worm'll get 'em. 531 00:29:38,844 --> 00:29:41,308 So you're bulletproof now? 532 00:29:41,313 --> 00:29:44,015 - Yeah. - Welcome to the club. 533 00:29:45,384 --> 00:29:48,215 Okay, it's a long story. I was gonna tell you guys, 534 00:29:48,220 --> 00:29:50,584 I just... wanted to have a normal mission first. 535 00:29:50,589 --> 00:29:52,753 And on a normal mission, I'd be out there fighting. 536 00:29:52,758 --> 00:29:54,388 If we fight, we attract the worm, 537 00:29:54,393 --> 00:29:55,857 and I cannot see you take another bullet. 538 00:29:55,861 --> 00:29:57,991 Babe, I don't know what you want me to do. 539 00:29:57,996 --> 00:30:01,228 Look, I'm sorry, but this is who I am now. 540 00:30:01,233 --> 00:30:03,764 All right, so let's focus on getting the whistle 541 00:30:03,769 --> 00:30:05,732 so we can squash this worm for good. 542 00:30:05,737 --> 00:30:07,801 Whoa, I have an idea. 543 00:30:07,806 --> 00:30:12,011 How about Behrad just flirts it away from his girlfriend. 544 00:30:12,016 --> 00:30:13,707 Hey, just because she's evil doesn't mean 545 00:30:13,712 --> 00:30:15,108 she's not into me, okay? 546 00:30:15,113 --> 00:30:16,744 - You are dumb. - You know, magic would be 547 00:30:16,748 --> 00:30:18,245 really useful about now. 548 00:30:18,250 --> 00:30:20,390 Guess I'm not getting that back anytime soon, 549 00:30:20,395 --> 00:30:21,415 Am I, Gary? 550 00:30:22,988 --> 00:30:26,119 Ooh, milkshakes are 10 cents. 551 00:30:26,124 --> 00:30:28,021 Look, we'll come up with a new plan. 552 00:30:28,026 --> 00:30:31,225 The important thing is that we keep our cool. 553 00:30:31,230 --> 00:30:35,266 Gang, remember, we're romping. Huh? 554 00:30:53,370 --> 00:30:56,134 All right, we cannot stay in here forever. 555 00:30:56,139 --> 00:30:59,708 Let's brainstorm. No bad ideas. 556 00:31:01,344 --> 00:31:04,476 I don't need to hear your I-told-you-so's. 557 00:31:04,481 --> 00:31:07,812 Listen, I wish you crazy kids could have worked things out, 558 00:31:07,817 --> 00:31:10,085 but I don't know. Maybe there's a lesson here. 559 00:31:10,090 --> 00:31:11,686 You pick these unattainable girls, 560 00:31:11,691 --> 00:31:13,989 you pine away silently for years. 561 00:31:13,994 --> 00:31:17,392 And maybe that's easier than being in a real relationship. 562 00:31:17,397 --> 00:31:20,028 I know you assume everybody needs your lifestyle advice, 563 00:31:20,033 --> 00:31:21,329 but I'm actually good. 564 00:31:21,334 --> 00:31:23,932 Fine. Ignore me like you always do. 565 00:31:23,937 --> 00:31:25,434 Even though... I don't know. Maybe as the older sibling, 566 00:31:25,438 --> 00:31:26,835 I would have some wisdom to offer. 567 00:31:26,840 --> 00:31:27,840 It's fine. 568 00:31:27,845 --> 00:31:31,110 You know what do we need? We need a singalong. 569 00:31:31,115 --> 00:31:33,575 You guys remember "Sweet Baby James"? 570 00:31:33,580 --> 00:31:34,709 "Thong Song"? 571 00:31:34,714 --> 00:31:37,212 We love the "Thong Song". 572 00:31:37,217 --> 00:31:39,781 Oi, Gary. 573 00:31:39,786 --> 00:31:41,187 Take a seat. 574 00:31:45,325 --> 00:31:49,457 Look, I know that the Fountain's real, mate. 575 00:31:49,462 --> 00:31:51,230 Come on, old soul, give it up. 576 00:31:53,099 --> 00:31:56,464 Okay. 577 00:31:56,469 --> 00:31:59,467 Aliens have known about the Fountain for age. 578 00:31:59,472 --> 00:32:01,369 And once, I even found a lead in your library, 579 00:32:01,374 --> 00:32:05,579 but anyone who's gone after it has ended in ruin. 580 00:32:06,246 --> 00:32:08,544 You know, so I only lied to you because it's too dangerous, 581 00:32:08,548 --> 00:32:09,878 especially without your magic. 582 00:32:09,883 --> 00:32:11,913 I don't need the likes of you to protect me 583 00:32:11,918 --> 00:32:13,114 even without my magic. 584 00:32:13,119 --> 00:32:17,185 Just... just tell me where to find it, Gary. 585 00:32:17,190 --> 00:32:19,054 Okay. 586 00:32:19,554 --> 00:32:24,059 There's a map for the Fountain of Imperium out there, 587 00:32:24,064 --> 00:32:27,529 and humans could never really figure out how to read it 588 00:32:27,534 --> 00:32:29,266 because they thought it was a map of the heavens. 589 00:32:29,270 --> 00:32:35,075 But aliens, we know it's a map of your planet. 590 00:32:37,210 --> 00:32:39,341 So you're telling me that I could be out there 591 00:32:39,346 --> 00:32:41,943 right now searching for this map, 592 00:32:41,948 --> 00:32:45,880 but thanks to you, I'm stuck in a bloody saloon? 593 00:32:52,392 --> 00:32:54,456 Oh, no, that can't be good, 594 00:32:54,461 --> 00:32:55,590 but the town's that way. 595 00:32:55,595 --> 00:32:57,859 I know a way we can cut him off. Follow me. 596 00:33:03,536 --> 00:33:06,735 Hey, speaking of magic, you guys like card tricks? 597 00:33:06,740 --> 00:33:08,770 Ooh, that... that sounds like fun. 598 00:33:12,145 --> 00:33:13,312 No. 599 00:33:19,119 --> 00:33:21,950 Babe, look, I know that was hard for you to watch. 600 00:33:21,955 --> 00:33:24,452 But look at me now, right? I'm fine. 601 00:33:24,457 --> 00:33:26,188 I know you're still you, but seeing it in action 602 00:33:26,192 --> 00:33:28,157 I don't know, made me realize we can't just pretend 603 00:33:28,161 --> 00:33:29,691 that everything's normal, you know? 604 00:33:29,696 --> 00:33:31,226 I was talking to Gary and I just... 605 00:33:31,231 --> 00:33:32,360 Why are you talking to Gary 606 00:33:32,365 --> 00:33:33,729 about this before you're talking to me? 607 00:33:33,733 --> 00:33:36,464 - I wasn't talking to... - Guys, have a drink. 608 00:33:36,469 --> 00:33:37,966 God, what is with the cherries? 609 00:33:37,971 --> 00:33:40,634 - I don't know, okay? - Just stay out of it. 610 00:33:40,639 --> 00:33:43,171 Guys, guys. 611 00:33:43,176 --> 00:33:44,405 First you're mad I'm lying, 612 00:33:44,410 --> 00:33:46,274 now you're mad I'm telling the truth? 613 00:33:52,819 --> 00:33:54,082 Annoying! 614 00:33:57,924 --> 00:33:59,621 Enough! 615 00:33:59,626 --> 00:34:02,757 Can't you just hold it together till we get the job done? 616 00:34:02,762 --> 00:34:04,559 I mean, I don't know what's harder, 617 00:34:04,564 --> 00:34:07,295 finding the alien or keeping the peace between you people. 618 00:34:07,300 --> 00:34:09,464 Um, Nate, the worm, remember? 619 00:34:09,469 --> 00:34:11,470 Just do you want to simmer it down. 620 00:34:17,977 --> 00:34:22,010 You know what? I won't simmer it down. 621 00:34:22,015 --> 00:34:24,512 I've been having a lot of big feelings too, lately. 622 00:34:24,517 --> 00:34:27,415 Now's the exact right time to share them. 623 00:34:27,420 --> 00:34:29,250 When Mick left the ship, 624 00:34:29,255 --> 00:34:31,586 it wasn't easy being the O-est G. 625 00:34:31,591 --> 00:34:34,622 But did any of you check in on my existential crisis? 626 00:34:34,627 --> 00:34:37,659 No. Because Nate's so chill, isn't he? 627 00:34:37,664 --> 00:34:38,994 Dude, you're right, we should talk. 628 00:34:38,998 --> 00:34:40,528 But maybe not while the worm's coming. 629 00:34:40,533 --> 00:34:42,597 I used to have Zari to talk to, right? 630 00:34:42,602 --> 00:34:45,266 And while all of you are hooking up getting engaged, 631 00:34:45,271 --> 00:34:47,936 I guess she's just stuck in a totem forever. 632 00:34:47,941 --> 00:34:49,737 No offense, I think you're great. 633 00:34:49,742 --> 00:34:51,673 It's not really an either-or-thing. 634 00:34:51,678 --> 00:34:53,842 And don't get me started about life on the ship. 635 00:34:53,847 --> 00:34:55,844 Six roommates and I'm the only one 636 00:34:55,849 --> 00:34:58,111 that replaces the cartridges and the fabricators. 637 00:34:58,116 --> 00:34:59,547 I didn't know they took cartridges. 638 00:34:59,552 --> 00:35:02,183 Well, they do, genius. They do! 639 00:35:02,188 --> 00:35:04,385 And I know one of you changes the thermostat 640 00:35:04,390 --> 00:35:07,121 every night, so don't blame it on Gideon. 641 00:35:07,126 --> 00:35:09,757 Well, since none of you can hold it together, 642 00:35:09,762 --> 00:35:11,993 I guess I'll draw the worm to me 643 00:35:11,998 --> 00:35:16,034 so you don't get eaten alive because I'm so chill. 644 00:35:17,403 --> 00:35:20,138 So come and get me, you alien slug. 645 00:35:21,608 --> 00:35:24,105 I got your romp right here. 646 00:35:24,110 --> 00:35:25,673 That white boy's a goner. 647 00:35:25,678 --> 00:35:27,208 Spooner, you have to do something. 648 00:35:27,213 --> 00:35:29,577 You don't know what it feels like when they get in my head. 649 00:35:29,582 --> 00:35:33,515 So get into theirs. Let them feel what you're feeling. 650 00:35:33,520 --> 00:35:35,817 Don't do it for me, or for Nate. 651 00:35:35,822 --> 00:35:37,952 Do it for you. 652 00:35:37,957 --> 00:35:39,220 And another thing, 653 00:35:39,225 --> 00:35:41,723 I asked for a chair in the Hall of Justice, 654 00:35:41,728 --> 00:35:44,926 big surprise, no response. 655 00:35:48,902 --> 00:35:52,467 And this is where my plan stops. 656 00:35:52,472 --> 00:35:55,474 Stop! 657 00:35:56,843 --> 00:36:00,848 That's right, it's my power now. 658 00:36:01,481 --> 00:36:04,012 It's Reeves! 659 00:36:07,420 --> 00:36:09,150 - Dig? - Yes, ma'am. 660 00:36:09,155 --> 00:36:11,019 I definitely do dig. 661 00:36:11,024 --> 00:36:13,892 Bass Reeves. Glad to see you could join the fight. 662 00:36:21,134 --> 00:36:24,369 I can't... I can't hold it much longer. 663 00:36:30,843 --> 00:36:32,440 I got you. 664 00:36:32,445 --> 00:36:36,244 Tua cutis fiat ignis. 665 00:36:42,322 --> 00:36:44,456 Ha. 666 00:36:46,459 --> 00:36:49,490 - Oh. - We did it. 667 00:36:49,495 --> 00:36:51,259 No. 668 00:36:51,264 --> 00:36:53,094 I feel so much better. 669 00:36:53,099 --> 00:36:55,797 Me too. 670 00:36:55,802 --> 00:36:58,466 Huh? 671 00:36:58,471 --> 00:37:00,105 - Gary. - Whoo! 672 00:37:05,206 --> 00:37:08,071 Now that is better. 673 00:37:08,096 --> 00:37:09,726 This whole place looks better. 674 00:37:09,731 --> 00:37:12,395 How are you even able to keep your head down here? 675 00:37:12,400 --> 00:37:13,897 Worm would have gotten me in a minute 676 00:37:13,902 --> 00:37:15,665 if I was stuck with these people. 677 00:37:15,670 --> 00:37:17,767 Well, I was plenty angry. 678 00:37:17,772 --> 00:37:20,547 But I decided that these folks want to underestimate me 679 00:37:20,572 --> 00:37:22,770 well, I'll just use it against 'em. 680 00:37:22,775 --> 00:37:25,039 That's how I've put most of these bastards away. 681 00:37:25,044 --> 00:37:27,574 You made it your power. 682 00:37:27,579 --> 00:37:30,911 You see? This one gets it. 683 00:37:35,521 --> 00:37:37,085 You're probably wondering what happened 684 00:37:37,089 --> 00:37:39,753 to that band of outsiders. 685 00:37:39,758 --> 00:37:42,393 Well, from what I heard tell... 686 00:37:45,097 --> 00:37:46,860 ♪ They cleaned up the town ♪ 687 00:37:46,865 --> 00:37:49,029 ♪ Got it back to itself ♪ 688 00:37:49,034 --> 00:37:53,000 ♪ There was beer at the bar and poker hands dealt ♪ 689 00:37:53,005 --> 00:37:56,537 ♪ They got on their ship bein' sure that no one seen 'em ♪ 690 00:37:56,542 --> 00:37:58,572 ♪ And the only fights left ♪ 691 00:37:58,577 --> 00:38:01,742 ♪ Were the ones between 'em ♪ 692 00:38:01,747 --> 00:38:05,512 You here to shallow me with pity, Gary Green? 693 00:38:05,517 --> 00:38:07,581 No. I, uh... 694 00:38:07,586 --> 00:38:09,750 I know how you can get a map to the Fountain. 695 00:38:13,592 --> 00:38:15,950 Shouldn't be much trouble, actually, 696 00:38:15,955 --> 00:38:19,860 'cause the man who found it lives in your attic. 697 00:38:19,865 --> 00:38:22,095 Aleister Crowley. 698 00:38:22,100 --> 00:38:23,463 If anyone can find that Fountain 699 00:38:23,468 --> 00:38:25,732 and live to tell of it, it's you. 700 00:38:25,737 --> 00:38:29,140 So I'll be seeing you, John Constantine. 701 00:38:31,638 --> 00:38:35,843 ♪ Well, the magic man's heading off for the unknown ♪ 702 00:38:35,848 --> 00:38:39,813 ♪ Bid his lady goodbye then he set off alone ♪ 703 00:38:39,818 --> 00:38:43,784 ♪ She told him she trusted that he'd dodge any doom ♪ 704 00:38:43,789 --> 00:38:47,994 ♪ Now what of the captains, well let's cut to their room ♪ 705 00:38:47,999 --> 00:38:50,023 Hey. 706 00:38:50,028 --> 00:38:51,491 Hey, babe. 707 00:38:51,496 --> 00:38:53,994 - Made you something. - Thank you. 708 00:38:53,999 --> 00:38:57,030 I think my normal appetite is finally starting to come back. 709 00:38:57,035 --> 00:39:00,868 - Good. - But this does look good. 710 00:39:00,873 --> 00:39:03,474 - Well, dig in. - Mmm! 711 00:39:05,277 --> 00:39:08,508 You know what, I think I've been trying way too hard 712 00:39:08,513 --> 00:39:10,744 to pretend that things around here could be normal. 713 00:39:10,749 --> 00:39:14,481 - Babe, we both were. - Right? Ugh. 714 00:39:14,486 --> 00:39:18,218 I wanted so badly for everything to just 715 00:39:18,223 --> 00:39:19,853 feel like it was before. 716 00:39:19,858 --> 00:39:22,789 But after everything we've been through, there's no going back. 717 00:39:22,794 --> 00:39:24,658 But does that have to be a bad thing? 718 00:39:24,663 --> 00:39:27,628 Maybe we can be something new, something better. 719 00:39:27,633 --> 00:39:28,762 I mean, let's be honest, 720 00:39:28,767 --> 00:39:30,463 we were never normal to begin with. 721 00:39:30,468 --> 00:39:32,232 So why start now? 722 00:39:32,237 --> 00:39:36,270 - What? - Was that... 723 00:39:36,275 --> 00:39:37,505 I have no idea what you're talking about. 724 00:39:37,509 --> 00:39:41,714 - Passion Dragon Ash. - Yes. 725 00:40:01,300 --> 00:40:05,505 I saw John on his way out. You doing okay? 726 00:40:06,271 --> 00:40:08,302 Yeah. Trying. 727 00:40:08,307 --> 00:40:10,203 Well, I'm here if you need me, 728 00:40:10,208 --> 00:40:12,472 but I know you'll be fine. 729 00:40:12,477 --> 00:40:14,812 You're the wise one, after all. 730 00:40:16,782 --> 00:40:20,714 Okay, look, I know I can be a bit overbearing at times, 731 00:40:20,719 --> 00:40:24,221 but I just want you to be happy. 732 00:40:28,860 --> 00:40:33,065 Hey, I actually know who could use both our help. 733 00:40:33,070 --> 00:40:36,339 Can I borrow your totem? 734 00:40:38,337 --> 00:40:42,542 - Yo, yo. - Hey, man. Want a donut? 735 00:40:42,547 --> 00:40:46,306 Thanks, dude. But I actually came to give you something. 736 00:40:46,311 --> 00:40:49,543 No, no, no, no, I cannot be a totem master. 737 00:40:49,548 --> 00:40:51,079 Maybe with some training, but there's... 738 00:40:51,083 --> 00:40:55,688 No, no, no, it's so you can visit her, so you can see Zari. 739 00:40:56,722 --> 00:40:57,951 That's possible? 740 00:40:57,956 --> 00:41:01,054 I'm sure it's been tough and I should've noticed, 741 00:41:01,059 --> 00:41:03,456 but now you can take a totem trip to her 742 00:41:03,461 --> 00:41:06,727 and do what you do together. 743 00:41:06,732 --> 00:41:10,797 Just let me know when you're done. 744 00:41:17,042 --> 00:41:21,247 ♪ Now the Guy of Steel's off to see his girl ♪ 745 00:41:21,252 --> 00:41:24,911 ♪ Sure it's weird, but then so is the world ♪ 746 00:41:24,916 --> 00:41:28,982 ♪ So I leave you now with this takeaway ♪ 747 00:41:28,987 --> 00:41:33,992 ♪ That there might not be a normal but that might be okay ♪ 748 00:41:35,961 --> 00:41:40,127 I told you guys, we can't keep the cowboy narrator. 749 00:41:40,132 --> 00:41:41,961 Sorry! Sorry. 750 00:41:41,966 --> 00:41:43,837 Hey, man, we'll drop you off. 751 00:41:43,869 --> 00:41:45,869 Happy trails, Legends. 752 00:42:07,640 --> 00:42:09,240 Greg, move your head. 753 00:42:09,245 --> 00:42:13,745 - Synced and corrected by Firefly - - www.addic7ed.com - 57492

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