All language subtitles for Treasure.of.the.Amazon.1985.BRRip.XviD.MP3-KATINGA

Ah shit.

So it came to pass.

You fool.

All you had to do is ask for
it, I woulda given it to ya.

Next time, it'll
be your whole arm.

Nobody robs anything from me.

You fool!

Stop the engine,
stop the engine!

Oh shit, alligators!

Alligators!

Alligators!

There's a man overboard!

Stop the motor, stop the motor!

Stop the motor!

There's a man overboard.

Hey look!

I nailed that one.

You nailed that one?

It was my shot that
got him, buddy!

Bullshit, it was my shot.

Hey!

Hey, pull any harder
than that, goddamn it!

Piranha.

We tried.

God be with him.

I'm not gonna Rob you,

but unless you move,
you're gonna get wet.

One drop and you're dessert.

Your friend said I
could have a drink.

Go ahead.

Thanks.

Yeah.

Who is that son of a bitch?

Gringo the damned.

Or gringo the madman.

Nobody seems to know, really.

Lot of people think
it was the whiskey.

But I know it's what
happened in there.

He went into that jungle

with five of his friends
looking for gold.

Six years later,
he came back alone,

wild-eyed, mad, a man who
didn't know his own name.

He was clutching
to a bag of loot.

And he wouldn't let go.

What was inside the sack?

Gold?

No.

Five shrunken heads
of his friends.

Shrunken, like that.

What do you think,
are we getting warm?

Maybe.

We've been flying these
jungles for six months

and all you can
give me is a maybe?

I'm beginning to
wonder if there's

any oil down there
to begin with.

Lookie therel

what the hell are you doing?

Would you forget the damn bird?

We got a lot of jungle to cover.

Coming in at four o'clock.

The invincible red
baron on the tail

of the elusive lone eagle.

Oh, I got him!

One in the wing, one in the gut!

Total one more hit
for the red baron.

I've got an ideal

no.

You haven't heard it yet.

Yeah, but I know your idea.

On, this'll appeal
to your spirit of adventure.

That I seriously doubt.

But let's hear it.

If I cut off his tail
with the prop, I win.

If I miss, you win.

What do I win?

I'll back off, give you
a clear field with Barbara.

Back off?

Why, you conceited bastard!

You know Barbara's my girl.

All right, burn her here, pal!

She was my idea in
the first place.

Things change!

She and I have been getting
the hots for each other.

Have you been making out

with my girl behind my back?

Woo hoo!

Shit!

Oh, what are you beefing about?

He got away, you won the bet.

Some bet!

I get to keep what was
mine in the first place,

and damn near get
killed in the process.

You think you can put
her down right there?

I wanna take some samples.

Okay, here we go.

Well, I've got a feeling
that this is our lucky day.

If you say so, buddy.

This place looks like
the lost continent.

A guy makes a wrong turn in here

and he can forget it.

One more time,
what makes you think

that there's oil in
a place like this?

Look, it's bubbling
out all by itself

in Mexico and Venezuela,
and it's here too!

Whoa!

You stupid son of a bitch!

Hi pat!

This is a nice surprise.

Communications equipment
at camp is out again.

I came because I've got
some news for the boys.

I'm afraid they're not here.

No big problem.

I'll just leave it with
you, and I'll get going.

Well, come up to the house,
let me fix you a drink.

And you can tell
me what's going on.

I'd say, I could
sure use one, kid.

But with the radio out, I
got a lot of stops to make.

Okay, well, what's going on.

What's this big news you have?

The company did not
renew the contract,

and I've had orders to scrap
the operation immediately.

You mean we can go home?

We can get out of
this hell hole?

That's right, kid.

Of course, the boys will be paid

as per their contract

and if they want to
they can continue

with the company in Venezuela.

If they go, that trip
they make without me.

I'm going back to air conditioning, TV,
and dressing up.

This time I'm not gonna move.

So don't crowd me.

It makes me nervous and I
start knocking things down.

Don't worry, my friend.

Just wanna talk.

I don't wanna talk.

I think you talk too much.

And here's a good place to
get your tongue cut out.

All right, don't talk.

Just listen.

I know you'll be interested.

Here, have one of mine.

My name is zafata, Pablo zafata,

my friend is Jairo, Jairo vicia.

He likes to think of
himself as a Mexican.

But he's a chicano.

An American, just
like you and me.

We found out that you're
into shafting the natives.

Well, let's say that you
trade, you get along with them.

We've got some good bucks.

We need to hire
a couple of them.

We need some guys.

We'll tell them
we're going hunting,

but what we're hunting for
is gonna be our secret.

Your secret, huh?

You got gold written
all over you.

Let me tell you something, pal.

The only thing you're gonna
get out of that jungle

is a long walk through hell.

Long and slow.

Hey friend, how
about another drink?

Shit.

Well, let me fill
you in, gringo.

We've been working
mines together

in Montana and
Colorado, we're experts.

Yeah.

Sounds to me like you
had a good thing going.

Why don't you go back to it?

You know where the gold is.

Your friend, he talks too much.

I don't like anybody mouthing
off about my business.

I told you it was a good place
to get your tongue cut out.

You fucking idiots, do you think

if I knew where the gold was,

I'd be trading trinkets
with the Indians

for nickels and dimes?

Do you know what's
down there below, gringo?

No, and I don't give a shit.

Well, we're not alone.

This bucket is full
of mining equipment.

All that gear
down there must mean

someone is on for
a very good strike.

We've been following those
crates since we left shore.

Those boxes are going
to a Klaus Von blantz.

Mr. Klaus?

Mr. Klaus?

A machete, tacho's men.

Two are behind us.

Three are in front of us.

What do they want?

They welcome us to the
fiesta of giamuricuma.

Thank them for their
invitation, but, uh,

tell them that we have supplies
to pick up on the docks

and that we cannot accept.

I don't like their moods.

It's better to go to
talk to tacho in person.

You wait here.

Mama morinba!

Mama morinba!

Don't touch them.

Nobody can touch them but me.

They are my daughters.

Yes, they are our daughters,
but they are now my wives.

Where is that Nazi?

He's not a Nazi.

Just because he's a German
doesn't make him a Nazi.

I know your German very well.

I know about his
luger, he treasures it.

And that he knows how
to use it very well.

Probably someday
he's gonna use it

to put holes in those
beautiful breasts of yours.

Tell him that I have been waiting for
him to pay the taxes,

otherwise to bring me
something of value.

You know, I have been
very good to him.

You were my beautiful wife
and I gave you to him.

I hope you haven't forgot.

Someday, you will
be sorry for that.

I'm not sorry for
anything that I do

and I have no Patience.

But you know what I can do.

And you know, what I can do.

Hey do you know what this is?

It looks like some kind of bone.

Yeah, it could be human.

Oh hell, it could be anything.

It's probably a big monkey.

Still it could be human.

We'll check it out later.

Listen, boss, if we wanna
keep our bones in our skin,

we'd better get back
before we lose the light.

Yeah, we've picked up
enough things for one day.

Dick, my genius, what
are you trying to say?

What we've found is
crystallized carbon.

Is that a diamond?

Yes, it is, my dear.

Of the purest and
finest quality.

It's beautiful.

But what does it mean to us?

It could mean everything!

You see, that rock was
buried right next to this bone,

a human shoulder bone, so we
figured the two go together.

If we keep digging, we're
not only gonna come up

with the rest of this skeleton,

but dick thinks a big
stash of those stones.

Okay.

Count me in.

But if we don't come
up with it pretty fast,

we're going home.

Well, let's pop the
champagne and celebrate

that we may get very, very rich.

Oh yeah!

Where the hell is the booze?

Look at you two!

Come here, baby.

Is she gonna dance?

She's gonna dance!

The legend is
that, many years ago,

the men of this area went
off on a fishing expedition.

They were gone for
a very long time.

Whatever happened turned them

into wild, vicious,
beast-like men.

When they returned the
women were terrified of them

and fled into the jungle.

They became warriors in
order to defend themselves.

And this riverboat
in this village

was named after
Francisco oriano.

He had encountered
these women warriors.

In honor of them, he named
this whole area the Amazon.

Well, hey, gringo!

How about a bet?

I go for the one
with the big ass.

A fight like that, nobody wins.

I'll take you in
that bet, Jairo.

I pick the one with
the big chiches.

A few of those girls are
gonna stay here, as my guests.

What is he doing?

What's that?

Good shake.

No thank you.

The ritual is over.

With a wife like that,
you don't need a watchdog.

Hey gringo!

Aren't you coming ashore?

No, I take care of
my business right here.

Hey, listen.

I don't care what you think,

but we haven't
hooked this bastard.

And as soon as he's finished
shafting these dumb gooks,

he's gonna turn and he's
gonna leave, I'm telling you.

What else can we do?

We've gotta keep our
eyes on those crates.

We'll let Von Klaus lead
us to wherever we wanna go.

Meanwhile, let's
check in at zimba's.

Yeah.

I can't wait to see that
truck there wait for us.

What are you doing
with my things?

You're hauling a
lot of gear, Klaus.

You going on a treasure hunt?

Keep your nose
out of my affairs.

Otherwise you get it blown off.

It's none of your
business where I'm going!

I'm not so sure about that.

I've got a long memory.

I have a long memory too
and I remember you, gringo!

And I remember that every time
I see you it brings bad luck.

You show up where
you don't belong,

you'll have all the
bad luck you need.

Put that gun away.

I've seen guns before.

I've killed many
yanks with this gun.

Yeah, I know about
your war record, Klaus.

I also know what a big man you
were in a concentration camp.

Let me tell you, I never
killed a Nazi before,

but it's not too late to start.

You keep out of my way, gringo.

Very far out of my way.

Okay, okay.

You know, I'm the only
authority in this town,

so I make the rules.

And I expect that every
guest in this hotel,

has to follow them.

Now, in this side, is for women.

And on this other side,
that one, is for men.

And remember, no
peeping allowed.

And you must also
remember, that the women

have the preference
for the lavatories.

But you don't have to worry,
because we have no women now.

Well, good, because
after seeing those tigers

fight out there, that
suits me just fine.

Hey, tacho!

You have room for me?

Hi gringo!

For the gringo,
there is always room.

How many are you, gringo?

Oh, just me.

These guys, they're my
partners, we're doing business.

It's better to have partners
than enemies, right?

Now your using that
old cabeza, partner.

Yeah.

Look at that kraut move.

He sure as hell doesn't
want any company.

Yeah, they know
we're on to them.

They wanna beat us to the gold.

They're running scared,
you see, you can feel it.

Yeah, fear
is the shadow of wealth.

Hey gringo, what made
you change your mind?

I did.

That's all you gotta know.

Oh yeah?

Then how come, all of a
sudden, you decided to trust us?

Trust you?

Yeah.

I don't have to trust you.

You gotta trust me!

You couldn't get into
that jungle without me.

You sure as hell can't
get out without me.

So just remember that.

Well, I still think
we should be following

the storm trooper, there.

You wanna follow him, go ahead.

You mean, you're
not gonna follow him?

I don't know what the kraut
is up to or where he's going.

I just know by his animals,
he's going the long way

around the jungle, and up
the side of the sierras.

But that's not
the way I'm going.

Oh yeah, and what the
hell are you gonna do, fly?

We're going into
the jungle right here,

and then we're crossing
the swamps with ganuz.

It's the fastest, but
it's the most dangerous.

Not even the
hiperoos'll go there.

And what are the odds
of making it, do you know?

Why, are you scared?

No, I'm not scared.

If it's a big take,
I'm not scared.

Big take?

Why, you poor suckers, you
don't know what big is.

You know what it is?

It's the emerald
city, the jackpot

at the end of the rainbow.

Big?

Why, it's so big,
it's gonna knock

your eyeballs right
out of their sockets.

It's the treasure of the Amazon.

That's how big it is.

These two skeletons
have one thing in common.

No skulls.

These folks were trophies
for head hunters all right.

This one doesn't
show a skull either.

The loss of my head may be
no great loss to the world,

but I would find it a
definite inconvenience.

Hey, I think we got something!

Have we got something?

I knew it!

I knew it!

I knew it, easy, easy, easy!

Let's dig up this entire area,

very, very carefully, carefully.

How many?

These folks must
have found a mine.

They were probably
carrying a fortune.

Yeah, and it cost
them their lives.

Oh Barbara, would
you come off it?

We are about to become
very, very rich!

How much do you think one
of these stones is worth?

I don't know what the market is.

But a bunch of these
would be worth more money

than people ever
see in a lifetime.

We'll be living like
royalty the rest of our days.

Why, gringo, I
understand that you

and the German are
going after gold.

If so, I think it would be
smart of you to tell me.

Otherwise, you know
what can happen.

We told you,
we're going hunting.

Yeah, and we paid a lot of
money for all of this crap,

so I don't think
we have to answer

to any more questions, do we?

It is my duty to find
out about any foreigners,

adventurer, pirate,
or leech who enters

into my country, what
they intend to do.

There are thieves who would
steal natural richness,

so you must understand
that I have the

right to confiscate everything
that's not declared.

So good luck to you, my friends.

Don't worry.

All we're gonna do is hunt.

Do anything you
want in that jungle.

You can tear your eyes out.

But if you find something of
value, you have to declare it.

Don't sweat it, tacho.

We're not gonna cheat
you or your government.

I'm glad you understand, gringo.

But if you want to go
back to civilization,

you have to come
through here again.

My men are silent,
but very efficient.

It would be a pity
that suddenly,

you should find yourself with
fishhooks through your tongue,

hanging up from a tree.

Well, have another
drink on the house, huh?

We're doing this together.

And I wanna earn my share.

I've made up my mind.

I'm gonna stay.

There's that noise again.

It sounds like
somebody screaming.

Ah, there's a kind of monkey
that makes noises like that.

There's no need to worry.

What the hell are you doing?

Noise!

That's noisel

scare away that howling
monkey, the way it scared us.

Next time you're
gonna shoot, warn us!

You almost frightened
me to death!

Let them follow the tracks.

One more step and I shoot.

Morinbal!

Ask them why they are
following us and who sent them.

Tacho sent them.

They work for him.

Ask them have any
soldiers arrived?

No, there are no
soldiers in a long time.

Tell them to stop following us.

If I see them again,
I will shoot them.

You know something?

It wasn't until I
saw Clark take off

that I became afraid
of this place.

That plane was our last and
only link with civilization.

How did you ever talk
these Indians into bringing

us into this swamp inside
these funny caskets?

I don't even understand how
these damn things can float!

You'll see a lot of
things in the jungle

you don't understand.

As far as the natives
go, they're friends.

I buy their feathers from them.

I don't cheat them,
they trust me.

What did you offer
them this time, gringo?

Your heads.

Our heads?

I told them that the jivaros

would pay a big price for them.

Eh, listen, I don't think you're

being very funny, you know that?

What's the matter, Jairo?

You getting nervous?

Let me tell you, if either one

of these two
natives thought that

there were the jivaro within
five miles of this place,

they'd long be gone.

I got a feeling you're
as scared as anybody.

Yeah, well, I got my reasons.

Hey.

Watch it, gringo.

Yeah, what's the idea?

That's part of the
deal I made with them.

I said they could
have all the skins

of the gators we
shoot along the way.

Part of their wages.

Hey, that's the German.

Oh shit.

We're not gonna stop
for no fucking alligators.

Mayday, mayday, mayday!

This is India echo zulu, over.

Mayday, mayday, mayday!

This is India, echo, zulu, over.

Who the hell is gonna hear?

Come on, get over to the fire,

they won't come after you again.

Come on, come on.

Get over here, come on.

It's all right, it's
all right, all right.

It's over, it's over.

It's all right, it's all right.

I imagined just about anything

could happen in this
jungle, but damn.

Not bats.

It's okay.

I can still hear
them in my head.

Horrible little squeaks.

Oh, damn you, gringo.

Why did you have to bring
us to this stinking marsh?

I'm not spending another night

hanging from no
tree, you know that?

Well, if you'd rather
spend it in the belly

of a crocodile, well
that's okay with me.

You'd better start worrying
about finding that gold!

Because if we don't find it,

it's not gonna be so
nice for you either.

Jairo's right there,
you know, gringo.

Yeah.

You'd better worry
about finding the gold.

That's the only thing
we're not gonna find here.

Now you better start
talking some sense, friend.

'Cause we ain't
playing, you see?

Neither am I.

What are you trying to pull?

What are you trying to pull?

Why did you bring
us this way then?

For something else.

Something more valuable.

What the hell are
you talking about?

Areal treasure.

Not those gold nuggets,
but a whole river.

A whole natural river of
diamonds the size of your eyes.

Hey, hey!

I'm afraid you guys are gonna

have to get out
and fucking pull.

Look out for the crocks!

All right.

Come on.

Hey stop!

Dick?

Dick!

Is that you?

Dick!

[T's Mel

what's the matter?

Are you all right?

What happened?

I heard steps.

I thought it was you.

I found a cave over
here, we'll be safe there.

I'll come back for the rest
of our things later, come on.

Come on!

Let's go!

I don't think anyone
could have followed us here.

I feel safer here,
more than the town.

This is the only place
where I can get sleep.

We won't have
much time for sleep.

We must get whatever we
can out of this mine,

as quickly as possible.

We can spend the rest
of our lives working here.

We just take what
we need to live on.

Then we will go.

I don't want others to
know the incredible wealth

we have at our disposal.

That way they'll
think we failed.

Or that we didn't find much.

I will come back
for more, later.

What do you mean,
you will come back?

You said we are going
to share, remember?

Half of everything is mine.

Yes, I know.

I know, morinba, but, um.

What would you do with
all of that money?

I know you think
about your people,

but I think about
the entire world.

I don't care the entire world.

You don't understand.

I have men in Argentina
waiting for me,

waiting to build a new world,

and revive the glories
of the third reich!

You could be part of that world.

You are obedient,
like a doberman.

What is a doberman?

A very intelligent dog,
with incredibly sharp hearing.

I never heard you laugh before.

So what is so funny?

Because you look
like a dog to me.

What's wrong?

What's he trying to say?

He said he saw a
deer right over there.

That's good, they never
come down to the swamp.

That means we've
passed the first stage.

Good.

Good, 'cause I can't stand
this fucking place any longer.

Or him, for that matter.

Well, let's keep on moving.

I wanna take a leak bad.

And I wanna take a leak
on dry land, come on.

Ha, ha, on dry land?

Well, I better go see to
our supplies and equipment.

Suppose, I mean, just suppose,
Clark doesn't make it back.

What'll we do?

Hope to god there's
another way out of here.

Don't worry, kid.

I'm scared, too.

Look, I need to
get there in a hurry,

don't you understand?

I told you three times,
this is not an airplane.

Be patient.

If only there was some
way to let them know.

Okay here!

Take it, take it all.

Here this is twenty,
thirty, thirty-three bucks,

and I tell you what, I'll even
throw in a pretty good watch.

Now what do you say?

All of a sudden,
I felt surrounded.

I started shooting and I ran.

My god, you're hurt!

Here, quick, get the dart out!

They use koari!

Come on, it's a
poison that can kill.

Come on, let's go back!

What the hell did
you do that for?

I shot the other one,

he was trying to get
away with our stuff.

What the hell are you
looking at me like that for?

Don't you believe me?

Why should we
believe you, Jairo?

From now on, you're
gonna be doing his work.

You're gonna carry the gear.

Oh yeah?

Says who?

Says Mel

because I'm carrying
the Joe around here.

That's what you think,
you lousy jungle rat

because here each man
looks out for himself.

All right, Jairo, cut it out.

This time gringo is right.

You better put your gun away.

So now you're on
his side, zapata?

Yeah.

It's not a question
of taking sides, pal.

We came here to do something.

Now the only way we can get it
done is to hang in together.

Now you're gonna do what I
tell you to do, you get it?

You are crazy.

You're cra zy!

What did you want me to do?

The guy was trying to
get away with our stuff!

What are you waiting
for, get me out of here!

He's right, you know.

Get me out of here!

Each one of us is
supposed to look after ourself.

Yeah.

You sons of bitches!

How about a smoke?

All right.

Get me out of here!

Wait up Jairo, we're over.

Okay, Jairo, all right.

All right, come on, come on.

Bullshit!

You've always been able to come up
with miracles before,

why not now?

Two people could
be dead, you know.

Listen, Clark, I
know how you feel.

I really do.

But you know there is
no damned hydroplane.

You have the only
one in the area.

I sent for the parts you need,

and with any kind of luck,

you'll have it this
week, I promise.

That could be too late.

Damned diamonds!

Look out for
those planes, Jairo.

Screw off!

You try carrying this
shit for a little while.

Well that's what you
get for being trigger happy.

Screw off!

Patomayo Indians.

They look very young, but
don't let that fool you.

They fight their own wars

and eat the flesh off the
bones of their victims.

And you see those
necklaces, huh?

Yeah.

Those are the teeth of
the ones they've killed.

Oh geez.

Quiet.

This better be a big
monster of a treasure, gringo,

because I'm being eaten alive!

Clark!

Clark's back!

We can get out of here!

Clark!

Clark, Clark!

It looks like somebody
beat us to the party.

Could that be the kraut?

How the hell did he
get here that fast?

Well, he's gonna
leave here a lot faster.

'Cause I didn't go through
all this shit for nothing.

Clark!

Drop that rifle!

Drop it!

Oh, no, no!

I don't where we are anymore.

I don't know if we're getting
closer or farther away.

Well, you're doing fine.

You're going back exactly
the same way you came.

Come on.

Hey, what do you think?

Not bad.

I'm not talking about the dame.

I'm talking about the
line about the diamonds

and the river and her friends.

I don't like it.

It seems like a setup to me.

A setup?

Yeah.

For what?

I don't know.

Remember, nobody knew
we were coming here.

There it is!

Hey gringo!

You're wasting your time.

You better take a shot of
what's left of the ice, kid.

It's too late, huh.

You guys have probably picked
the best ones out of there.

Nothing left for
me probably, right?

That's right!

That's right, gringo!

I guess zapata and I
are the lucky ones.

Well, what can you do?

I wanna thank you guys for
doing my work for me though.

Hey, hey, ho, what
are you talking about?

Well, we're partners, right?

That means we cut it
in four equal parts.

What?

We split four ways?

You're fucking crazy, man.

Hey, the woman, she's entitled
to a part, too, isn't she?

She brought us here.

That makes four of us.

Four equal splits.

Listen, gringo, all these
rocks I took are mine.

I pulled them out.

And I ain't gonna split
it with anybody, you know?

Oh, you're gonna split em.

And so will you, Jairo.

Oh yeah, and if we
don't, who's gonna make us?

You, gringo?

You know, you
think like a loser.

You'll always be a loser.

Hey, just because you got
the diamonds in your hand

that doesn't mean you're
gonna get to keep 'em.

You gotta get out of this
jungle to spend it, don't you?

Well, how you gonna
do it without me?

Huh?

So, you guys better do
what I tell you to do.

Well, we are gonna get
outta here without you.

We'll find a way.

And you and that girl better
come and pull out your own,

'cause I ain't sharing nothing.

Listen, gringo, there's
two of us against one.

Two of us.

And if we have to
use a gun to make you

lead us out of here,
we're gonna do it.

Yeah, we're gonna do it.

Okay, then we all die.

I've had it right up to here.

From now on, you two
guys are on your own.

Don't count on me.

Ha ha, don't count on me!

Do you buy that?

Nah, he's only bluffing.

He's trying to scare us so

we have to split
our loot with him.

You understand?

Ah, put the gun down, lady.

You're gonna have
to get used to me.

I'm gonna look around.

In the meantime, you
decide whether you wanna

hang around and see
who gets here first,

your pilot friend or the jivaro.

Or you can go back with me.

Hey baby, why don't
you take your clothes off

and jump in here and play
with Jairo and me, eh?

Because you already
dirtied the water, pig.

Pig?

Pig, ha, you're a
pig, did you hear that?

You're a pig!

Yeah, I'm a pig.

You're a fucking pig!

All right.

Hey, don't look at me like that.

Listen, I don't want
you to be scared of me.

I want us to be friends.

Friends?

Oh, your hands so soft.

So smooth and beautiful.

Instead mine, look, mine,
their like, like rocks.

Yeah.

They are.

Yeah.

You'll be okay, you'll
be okay, don't worry.

You know what, I'm
gonna take care of you.

You know, if only I hadn't
come across that animal there,

'cause I woulda come
across a lady like you.

Well, I would have
had at least 12 kids.

One for each month of the year.

It's never too late
to get what you want.

That's right.

The important thing
is knowing how to wait.

Yeah, I know, I know, and
that's the problem, you see.

I never had enough Patience.

Hey, what's wrong with you?

Eh, nothing, nothing.

I'm leaving.

You're leaving?

Yeah.

Hey, relax, we're all gonna
get out of here together

as soon as we clear
out the ice box.

I already told you,
you guys are on your own.

He's crazy.

Well, he looks like he
saw the devil himself,

and look at the
woman, she's gone!

You know why she's gone?

Because you're a pig!

Gringo!

Gringo!

Hey, gringo, I'm coming with ya.

I gotta get out of
this damned jungle.

Please don't leave me here.

Just simmer down,
simmer down, will you now?

My god, listen, I think what
you need is a drink, huh?

I got the good stuff here.

Hey, the rafts!

It's the only way out of here.

If gringo takes them,
we're as good as dead.

Let's go!

What, are you crazy?

We're never gonna get
another chance like this!

Well I have enough.

Well, I ain't leaving until
I get double of what I got.

Okay.

You stay and I go.

No, you stay and I go.

You'd shoot me for
the glass, wouldn't you?

That's right.

Now you'd do the same thing.

Yeah, I guess so.

But I'm glad you pulled
out the gun first.

It kind of takes the
load off my back.

Hey.

I always took you
for a double crosser, Jairo.

What happened?

I heard a scream by the river.

Jivaros!

Do they know that we are here?

I don't know.

Very well, let us prepare
ourselves for their visit.

Shit!

Hey, hey, please, please,
for Christ's sake,

don't leave me like
this, shoot me!

No, Jairo.

I couldn't shoot a
friend point blank.

Oh, shit, come on!

Hey, hey, zapata!

Hey, don't leave
me here like this!

I'm gonna get you, motherfucker!

I'm your friend!

You double-crossed Mel

don't leave me like
this, shoot me!

You double-crosser.

I'm gonna get you!

I'm gonna get you, you fucker.

Oh shit!

I can't go on.

I have to rest.

Okay, okay, okay.

Over by those trees, come.

Barbara, wake up!

Hey, come on, get up.

I've fixed us a
little breakfast.

Mmm, come on.

It's good for you, it's
gonna be a long day.

You're gonna need it.

There you go, yeah.

Mmm, it's good.

Yeah.

Sausage?

No, snake.

Mmm, delicious, huh?

I caught him just before
he was ready to bite you.

I'm sorry.

I'm not hungry.

Hi!

Well, well, well,
look what we have here.

Our lambs have
come back to papa.

Jairo decided to stay.

Oh, he did, did he?

Yeah.

He must want those
diamonds real bad.

Maybe he can trade
his head for 'em, huh?

Well, it's his head, so
I guess it's his problem.

Oh shit.

Oh, there it is!

Great!

Damn you, gringo, you're
a fucking genius man!

Right on the money!

All right!

I never make a
promise I can't keep.

I told you I was gonna
get you out of this place.

Well, I am!

But you gotta hold up
your end of the deal!

All right, all right.

You'll get your share
of the diamonds.

From now on, we share
everything we've got.

Starting with her.

Hey gringo, help me
with this wildcat!

I'm not in favor
of any violence.

Yeah, but she might
be worth it, huh?

Mr. Klaus, piranhas!

It has piranhas again.

We can only cross if
we sacrifice an animal.

I must protect the
interests of the mine.

I knew you would, you dog.

You son of a bitch,
now where is it?

Oh, got it!

Oh, oh, that figures!

You got his too, huh?

Hello, my friend.

I hope you have found
what you were looking for.

Unfortunately, no.

We were attacked by savages.

They killed morinba.

I had to come back.

I hope you are
telling me the truth.

It is in you to lie, in
order not to pay taxes.

But you must know,
we have a very

unfriendly form of
punishment for liars.

Did you find the gold?

No, no, I told you,
no, I had to come back.

What is this?

That is sand.

Sand?

Yes, it's sand.

Sand, I am taking
samples to analyze them.

I don't think you need so
many bags to be analyzed.

I hope you are not thinking
that I'm a god-damned fool.

And what is this,
you son of a bitch?

Leeches!

What?

Huge leeches!

Leeches?

Yes.

All right, all right, here.

Here, pull them out by the head.

By the head.

Klaus Von blantz, in the moment

before ashes return to ashes,

and dust to dust, ask the lord
for forgiveness and repent.

Repent for the sins you
have committed against him,

so that you may have
forgiveness for all eternity.

I repent nothing!

My fuhrer wanted to cleanse
this earth of a poison,

and create a race of men that
would glorify all mankind.

Heil Hitler.

Now that we are all
in faith with god,

this is your share
for the taxes, padre.

In the name of the holy father,

and the needy, I thank you.

Ha ha, gringo, my friend!

I'm happy you have returned.

But you give me a
tremendous surprise, eh?

I thought you were coming back

with the other two,
and you come with her.

But let me congratulate
you, my friend.

I think it was a very
intelligent change.

Did you find the gold?

No.

Are you sure?

I said no.

All right, before
you say no again,

I have something to show you.

That happened to him
because he was lying.

Besides, he was bad, he
didn't want to pay the taxes.

It's easy, if you
don't want to happen

the same thing to you, why
don't you tell the truth?

Did you find gold?

I already said, no.

I'm just trying
to help you, sir.

It's so much better to be
on the side of the law.

I'm gonna repeat,
did you find gold?

Gringo, please, we've
been through enough hell.

I couldn't take anymore.

Why don't you just tell him?

All right, all right.

I found these.

They're probably worthless, but.

She's a smart lady.

She told the truth, so
she's free but not you.

I think you're
stupid and you lie.

You're wrong, fat man.

You asked about gold, I said no.

That's all I found.

You're a very smart man.

You didn't lie,
you told the truth.

But you also fibbed.

These are yours.

The rest will be
for the government.

You asleep?

No.

There's something
I wanna show you.

Yeah, I gotta surprise, a
surprise I wanna show you.

Wait, just you wait and see.

Look at this.

Worth a fortune!

Those jokers, they thought
I was kidding back there.

We were gonna
split it four ways.

There's only two of us now,

so you get half of it
and I get half of it.

You wanna help me spend my half?

Huh, yeah?

Yeah, we'll catch a big bird,

and get out of this
jungle and go to New York.

Check in at one of
those fancy hotels.

Walk down fifth Avenue and
do some window shopping

and buy you some fancy dresses
and me some new duds and,

and then we'll walk into one
of those fancy restaurants,

those French ones and we'll
order up the whole menu.

No shake.

No, no, no snake, no.

Caviar and champagne,
and then we'll travel

around the world and
see all the wonders.

Just you and me, just
you and me together.

It's sounds wonderful!

Well, I can't
wait to get started.

Stop, stop the boat!

They told me in town
you were on this boat,

I couldn't believe it!

Here, come to papa,
you sweet thing!

Come on, let's get
the hell outta here.

Hey, what the hell is that?