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I fucking hate Hollywood!
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What is it now?
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I don't fucking believe this.
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I thought it was just a rumor on Ain't It Cool News
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but apparently they want to
make a BACK TO THE FUTURE 4.
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Yeah, I heard about that.
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You have?
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Yeah.
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It's going to be about Marty McFly going back to the future to stop himself from getting Parkinson's.
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Dude! That's so not cool.
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What?
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What did I tell you about jokes
involving disabilities and diseases?
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Leave it to the Farrelly Brothers
and South Park.
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Exactly.
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You have to admit though, that joke last week about why people in wheelchairs wear shoes was pretty funny.
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No, it wasn't.
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Ok, I'm sorry my dark sense
of humor offends you.
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Why don't you go ahead and continue whatever it is
you were ranting about before I interrupted.
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I was just saying that I hate how Hollywood
can't make any original movies anymore.
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Everything is either a remake or a sequel
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or an adaptation of an already popular book
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or graphic novel or old TV show.
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I can promise you that when
I'm a successful filmmaker.
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I will never make where these
pre-sold franchise flicks.
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There are like no original ideas anymore.
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Thank God for indie movies.
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I don't know.
Most indie movies suck.
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And yeah, I think you shall take this to heart.
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A famous director once, um, his name was
Jon Jon Ce Cera Mo Mo.
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I believe it was French. French director.
Once said...
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Don't give 'em everything you got in one shot.
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That's what I like to live by.
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I don't like to just throw out all my...
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All my stuff.
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Sorry I'm late.
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0h hi, welcome.
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Thank you for joining us.
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And actually no, I'm glad you're late.
You know why?
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Because I don't like starting my class
unless everybody is here. On time.
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So the later you come, honestly the better for me because then I don't have to start the class.
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Good, so we're on the same page then?
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We're on the same page.
What's your name again?
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Rob.
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Well Rob, everybody else, I'd like you to watch the monitors. Have a little video to show you.
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Great! I thought I missed it.
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Okay, enjoy it.
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Wake me when it's over.
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Greetings! I'm Professor Lloyd Kaufman
and today we're going to talk about
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a very very important rule about
filmmaking.
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When you're making your own damn movie
you've got to be sure
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to adhere to the 180 degree rule.
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Otherwise known as the
"Crossing The Line" rule.
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This is a very very important rule.
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Lets say you're filming with Girl A.
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Now Girl A is over here on the left.
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And Boy B.
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Boy B is over here on the right.
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I've drawn these very beautiful
illustrations to point out
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you must keep them on the same side.
They must remain consistent.
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Once you set up your frame. Once you set
up the ratios within your frame.
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You must keep Girl A
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constantly on the consistent side
of the 180 degree line.
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And you must keep Boy B
consistently on the 180-
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On his side of the 180 degree line.
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Perhaps this rule comes into play
in an even more important
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manner when you are dealing with
movement.
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If you've got a character walking from
screen right to screen left
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and you break the 180 rule. You
film the wrong way.
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He'll suddenly start walking from
screen right to screen left.
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Then screen left to screen right.
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He's walking this way in one shot.
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And then he's walking that way
in the other shot.
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So it's gonna look goofy.
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Never gonna get anywhere.
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He won't make any progress!
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The only time you can break this rule.
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Occasionally you can break it. The only
real time you can break this rule.
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Is when you show the audience that the
camera is actually crossing the line.
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If you show that.
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If the camera shows the viewers that it is
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changing the line. That it is moving across
and crossing the line
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then it's acceptable.
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But otherwise
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you must adhere to this. You must put a
line right down the noses of the-
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Whoops!
Erased a little bit but that's okay because
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in the filmmaking world,
improvisation is alright.
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You have to put a line right down their noses
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and make sure they don't
cross the wrong way.
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You! Remember,
when you're making your own damn movie
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Don't break the rule!
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Do not break it!
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[snoring]
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Alright! That's it!
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It's over!
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That's it. Oh man.
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Riveting, huh?
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Alright, any questions?
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No? Ok.
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Yeah, what's your name again?
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Jerry.
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Jerry... yeah?
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Could you give us a little more detail about this topic?
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No Jerry, I don't think I have to go on any more detail. Were you watching the video?
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I think all the details were in the video.
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Yeah, but like, could you give us, like,
some real-world examples
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or maybe something from your
own personal experience?
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You know, I could.
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I could expound for a good hour
about my experiences.
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In film and in the industry.
I've had quite a few.
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And that might be very interesting
and perhaps helpful too.
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But I don't think that's point of this class.
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I think the point here is precision.
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So if you have a precise question
you want to ask me.
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One that is covered in the manual and
that you could look up the answer for
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why don't we go with that?
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Ok. Any other questions?
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Any answers? I always use that one.
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Any questions? Any answers?
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[Forced laughter]
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Yes, Juliet.
I can always remember your name.
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I'm having some trouble with this in my video
and I was wondering if
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somebody could maybe just take a look at it...
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[Love song plays]
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Charlie?
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Charlie? Charlie?
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CHARLIE!
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[laughs]
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Charlie.
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Do you think maybe you could help
Juliet out in the editing bay?
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She's having a little trouble with crossing the line.
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Um, yeah sure.
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Good. Good for you.
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Alright! Well okay, I think that about
wraps it up for me
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unless there are any more questions
and I don't think there are?
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Christ, you got a problem.
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You really do. Why don't you take the manual that comes with the video, go in the other room, look it up and get your answer...
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So what's the problem you're having with your movie and the 180 degree rule?
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Oh no, I get the rule. I just couldn't stand staying in
that fucking classroom any longer.
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Oh okay.
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He never says anything that isn't explained
better in the textbook anyway.
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Yeah, I completely agree.
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Yeah, I thought you would. Looked like you could
use a little rescuing over there.
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And I know he always makes you help me out.
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Well thanks but he doesn't make me help you.
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I mean, if you needed help and he didn't call on me
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I'd still help you.
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Aw thanks, that's sweet.
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Actually, I do kinda need help with something.
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I made some changes and filmed some more since last week when you showed me how to add that effect.
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And I was wondering if you could maybe take a look at the footage and let me know what you think?
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Yeah. Sure. Ok.
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So she said she wanted to rescue you?
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Yeah.
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Those were her exact words?
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Yeah.
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She so wants you inside her.
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Rob!
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Chuck!
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When are you going to stop calling me Chuck?
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Maybe when you stop acting like
such a loser Charlie Brown.
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I'm not a loser.
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Says Mr. I have to get to class early
so I can rearrange the seats
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so I can get a better view of the girl I've had
a hard on for since the first day I met
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but am still too afraid to talk outside of class.
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Fuck you, I've talked to her outside.
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When?
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On the first day. I told you.
I helped her move in.
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Thank you!
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I'm so sorry.
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[intense vibrating coming from bag]
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Oh my God!
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That's just my electric toothbrush.
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Oh, ok.
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Um, Charlie.
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Oh hi, I'm Juliet.
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My dad's a dentist.
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Hey, thank you!
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Oh gimme a break.
You helped her with her bag.
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Nothing came from it.
You were like a bellboy to her.
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I wasn't like a bellboy.
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Oh please. I'm surprised
she didn't give you a tip.
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Well there was still that other time
I told you about.
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Hey Charlie!
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Oh, uh, Juliet... Hi.
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Hi.
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Hey, how was your winter vacation?
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Oh, good. Good.
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Oh, um, how was yours?
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It was good.
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What did you end up getting in Comm 101?
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Oh, I got an A.
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Me too.
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Congratulations.
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Thanks. You too.
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Do you have an appointment to get
your schedule approved now?
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Yeah, um. I mean, I would stay and talk...
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Oh no, I totally understand.
I just finished mine.
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There's like no one in there right now
so it's like a perfect time to go.
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Oh okay.
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Well thanks.
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Hopefully, we'll... uh, have class
together again sometime.
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Yeah. That would be nice.
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OK. I can't believe you'd even brag about that one.
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You had a smile on your face when
you told me word for word
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one of the most pathetic exchanges
of words, I've ever heard.
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Oh, come on. It wasn't that bad
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Are you kidding me?
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I only called it an exchange of words because I don't think it even qualifies as a conversation.
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It could have been a conversation if you stayed a little longer but, oh no, you were in a big rush.
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I had an important meeting with
the Student Advisor.
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There is no such thing as an important
meeting with our Student Advisor.
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Our Student Advisor
is a large cocksprout.
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I know. It's pathetic
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Yeah, you are pathetic.
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I didn't say I'm pathetic.
I said it's pathetic.
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Whatever.
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So... what'd you do in there the whole time?
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What?
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Well you were in there with her for like
half an hour until class ended.
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What'd you do the whole time?
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Do you even care?
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Eh, I'm bored.
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Ok, well I didn't tell you the best part.
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She let me to watch her movie and when it was over, she asked me if it was too much like CLERKS.?
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Was it?
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A little but you're missing the point.
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Which is?
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She likes CLERKS. And on top of that she says that she's heavily influenced by Kevin Smith.
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Isn't he the director you like?
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Like? He's my idol.
I worship him.
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I hope to be half as good as him one day.
I have all of his movies on DVD autographed.
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I have all of his books autographed.
I have his lecture DVDs.
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I own his inaction figures, his comic books.
I've been to three of his Q&A's.
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I met the guy seven times and interviewed him twice.
I have this letter from him
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signed wishing me luck on my filmmaking career.
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So he is the director you like?
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Yeah.
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Why didn't you just answer yes or no?
You didn't have to go into that big rant.
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You like the guy. She likes the guy.
That's great.
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No, you don't understand.
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I've never met a smart attractive girl my age who's interested in the same stuff that I'm into.
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So she's like your Tina Fey.
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What?
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Tina Fey from SNL.
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Yeah, and 30 Rock.
What about her?
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She's smart, she's funny and she's hot.
You know, not in the traditional way but
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you know, I'd rip that pantsuit right off of her
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and then I'd have sex with her.
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Ok and your point is?
250
00:13:28,660 --> 00:13:30,660
My point is that you're not like most guys.
251
00:13:30,660 --> 00:13:35,700
You're not out there looking for cheap meaningless sex with hot blondes that are all tits and no wits.
252
00:13:35,930 --> 00:13:39,000
You're not out there looking for the
Britneys or the Jessicas.
253
00:13:39,000 --> 00:13:43,350
You are out there looking for the Tina Feys of the world, and you found yours.
254
00:13:45,300 --> 00:13:46,660
Ok. So that kinda makes sense.
255
00:13:46,660 --> 00:13:48,500
I do like Tina Fey.
256
00:13:48,500 --> 00:13:50,100
Who doesn't?
257
00:13:50,100 --> 00:13:54,000
Ok so I've been searching for my Tina Fey
and now that I've finally found her.
258
00:13:54,000 --> 00:13:58,700
I can't even talk to her outside that classroom.
Thanks, this is really making me feel better.
259
00:14:00,000 --> 00:14:02,200
Well, do you want to know what your problem is?
260
00:14:03,400 --> 00:14:04,600
Sure, tell me.
261
00:14:04,600 --> 00:14:06,800
You're putting the
pussy on a pedestal.
262
00:14:06,800 --> 00:14:08,600
I hate when you quote that movie to me.
263
00:14:08,600 --> 00:14:10,080
Listen, I'm just trying to help you out here.
264
00:14:10,080 --> 00:14:14,200
Stop making such a big fucking deal about this.
Next time you're in the editing bay helping her out.
265
00:14:14,230 --> 00:14:17,709
Because you know he's going to send you in there,
talk to her about stuff besides movies.
266
00:14:17,709 --> 00:14:20,070
See if she wants to go have a cup of coffee
with you after class.
267
00:14:22,500 --> 00:14:25,200
You know what?
I'm gonna try that.
268
00:14:25,800 --> 00:14:27,000
No, you won't.
269
00:14:29,800 --> 00:14:33,660
Hey, thanks again for all your help.
How can I ever repay you?
270
00:15:09,360 --> 00:15:13,250
Oh, you don't have to do anything.
271
00:15:13,250 --> 00:15:16,880
Are you doing anything right now?
Like after class?
272
00:15:16,880 --> 00:15:20,509
No, not really.
Just going back to my room.
273
00:15:20,509 --> 00:15:24,300
Oh great, remember before when you said you had that song that would be perfect for the end scene?
274
00:15:24,300 --> 00:15:25,300
Yeah?
275
00:15:25,300 --> 00:15:28,959
Well I'm like really anxious to hear it.
I don't think I can wait till next week.
276
00:15:28,959 --> 00:15:32,660
Do you think I could maybe come back with you to your room and you can grab the CD for me?
277
00:15:32,660 --> 00:15:35,930
Yeah. Sure. That sounds great.
278
00:15:35,930 --> 00:15:40,639
Great. I'm just going to give my roommate a call
and let her know I'm going to be a little bit late.
279
00:15:40,639 --> 00:15:43,750
I have to go to the bathroom though. It's like the
only place I get service on this floor.
280
00:15:43,750 --> 00:15:47,720
Well I usually walk back with my roommate
so I'll just tell him you're coming with us.
281
00:15:47,720 --> 00:15:50,500
Ok cool, I'll meet you two by the elevators.
282
00:15:50,500 --> 00:15:51,200
Ok.
283
00:16:08,899 --> 00:16:10,800
Class is over!
284
00:16:15,200 --> 00:16:16,100
What?
285
00:16:16,100 --> 00:16:17,120
Class is over.
286
00:16:19,500 --> 00:16:22,100
Oh. Ok.
287
00:16:24,200 --> 00:16:26,200
What the fuck are you smiling about?
288
00:16:26,200 --> 00:16:28,500
Juliet is coming back to the room with us.
289
00:16:29,000 --> 00:16:31,000
What? Why?
290
00:16:31,000 --> 00:16:33,200
Because I have a song that would be good in her movie.
291
00:16:33,200 --> 00:16:35,500
And she wants to hear it now.
292
00:16:36,580 --> 00:16:38,580
This is major!
293
00:16:40,100 --> 00:16:41,750
No. No. No. No. Come on. Out. Out.
I gotta lock up.
294
00:16:42,700 --> 00:16:45,200
Lets go. Come on. Move it.
Bop. Bop. Bop. Bop.
295
00:16:45,720 --> 00:16:49,300
This is major!
She definitely wants some Charlie inside her brown.
296
00:16:49,300 --> 00:16:50,500
Oh shut up.
297
00:16:50,500 --> 00:16:52,000
She wants a Chuck Fuck.
298
00:16:52,000 --> 00:16:53,240
Seriously, stop it.
299
00:16:53,240 --> 00:16:55,900
Think about it. She doesn't need it now.
You could've brought it in next week.
300
00:16:56,000 --> 00:16:58,000
She said she was too anxious
to wait until next week.
301
00:16:58,000 --> 00:17:01,200
Oh man, she wants it bad.
302
00:17:01,500 --> 00:17:04,230
She's substituting the CD to mean sex.
303
00:17:04,230 --> 00:17:05,600
No, I think you're the only one doing that.
304
00:17:05,600 --> 00:17:09,800
Whatever dude, I'm gonna get out of your face
so you two can have some alone time.
305
00:17:09,800 --> 00:17:15,500
If I'm right, which I am, and you're getting some,
which you are, put your jackoff sock on the doorknob.
306
00:17:15,500 --> 00:17:17,100
I don't have a jackoff sock!
307
00:17:17,199 --> 00:17:19,100
Yeah, sure you don't. I 've seen it alright.
308
00:17:19,100 --> 00:17:20,490
Rob, where are you going?
309
00:17:20,490 --> 00:17:23,400
- You'll thank me later!
- Rob?
310
00:17:29,600 --> 00:17:30,800
Chuck Fuck!
311
00:18:01,719 --> 00:18:03,000
- Charlie!
- Hi.
312
00:18:03,000 --> 00:18:04,959
Hey, where's your roommate?
313
00:18:04,959 --> 00:18:10,400
Um, he said he had to go do something so, yeah,
he had something to go do.
314
00:18:10,400 --> 00:18:11,499
Okay.
315
00:18:11,499 --> 00:18:16,900
Um, if you don't want to go with me.
Like just me, I completely understand.
316
00:18:16,900 --> 00:18:20,900
No, it's no big deal.
It's fine.
317
00:18:22,100 --> 00:18:24,099
You didn't press the elevator button.
318
00:18:24,099 --> 00:18:27,109
Oh, um, I don't take elevators.
319
00:18:27,109 --> 00:18:28,300
What?
320
00:18:28,300 --> 00:18:31,000
I don't take elevators.
321
00:18:31,800 --> 00:18:32,619
But it's like 10 floors.
322
00:18:32,619 --> 00:18:35,900
I know, it's just... it's a long story.
I don't want to waste your time with it.
323
00:18:38,000 --> 00:18:39,279
Usually I just take the stairs.
324
00:18:39,279 --> 00:18:43,000
And my roommate takes the elevator
cause he's too lazy to walk so...
325
00:18:43,639 --> 00:18:45,639
Well I'm not too lazy.
We'll use the stairs.
326
00:18:45,639 --> 00:18:49,000
No, you don't have to.
You can take the elevator and meet me.
327
00:18:49,000 --> 00:18:52,400
It's no big deal. I can use the exercise.
Plus, we can talk.
328
00:18:52,400 --> 00:18:56,000
I hate being elevators all alone.
It's so quiet I just want to scream.
329
00:19:04,300 --> 00:19:06,000
[Awkward Silence]
330
00:19:29,500 --> 00:19:32,000
Well this is it.
331
00:19:36,480 --> 00:19:39,450
So I'm guessing this is your bed.
332
00:19:39,800 --> 00:19:41,500
You'd be wrong.
333
00:19:41,500 --> 00:19:42,650
Are you kidding?
334
00:19:43,800 --> 00:19:46,870
I just didn't picture you having all these
335
00:19:46,870 --> 00:19:50,000
naked pictures of girls on your wall.
336
00:19:50,000 --> 00:19:51,830
Oh, no those aren't my pictures.
337
00:19:51,830 --> 00:19:55,280
And that's not my side of the room.
That's just my bed.
338
00:19:55,280 --> 00:19:57,400
This is my side of the room.
339
00:19:57,400 --> 00:19:58,460
I don't get it.
340
00:19:58,460 --> 00:20:05,000
Well I sleep in that bed but these are
my posters and that's my desk.
341
00:20:05,000 --> 00:20:08,000
Ok, I get that but I don't understand why.
342
00:20:08,000 --> 00:20:09,740
I know. I guess it's a little weird.
343
00:20:09,740 --> 00:20:12,100
- Well you have a roommate right?
- Yeah
344
00:20:12,100 --> 00:20:13,700
- And do you talk a lot?
- Yeah.
345
00:20:13,700 --> 00:20:17,330
And when you're talking, are you usually sitting up in your beds facing each other?
346
00:20:17,330 --> 00:20:19,600
Yeah, I guess we are.
347
00:20:19,600 --> 00:20:22,600
Ok, so what we did was we switched our beds
so when we talk
348
00:20:22,679 --> 00:20:26,929
I see my movie posters and he sees his.
349
00:20:26,929 --> 00:20:29,000
That's so funny.
350
00:20:30,400 --> 00:20:34,000
I like that. It's kind of weird but it totally makes sense.
351
00:20:34,000 --> 00:20:38,520
So this is your bed and this is your wall.
And that's your dresser.
352
00:20:38,520 --> 00:20:42,080
Yep, that's where I keep the other 9 of these shirts.
353
00:20:42,080 --> 00:20:45,220
OK. So you have more than one of those.
354
00:20:45,220 --> 00:20:49,659
Yeah! Yeah, well I made a bunch of them to
promote my film company.
355
00:20:49,659 --> 00:20:52,500
Remember I told you I work
as a part-time videographer.
356
00:20:52,500 --> 00:20:53,520
Yeah.
357
00:20:53,520 --> 00:20:56,760
And you also work part time at the library, right?
358
00:20:56,760 --> 00:21:01,860
Yes. But the thing with the shirt is, you know,
I figure if I wear them all the time
359
00:21:01,860 --> 00:21:03,700
it's kind of like advertising.
360
00:21:04,700 --> 00:21:09,840
A walking advertisement. So that's why
you dress like a cartoon character?
361
00:21:10,800 --> 00:21:12,000
A cartoon character?
362
00:21:12,500 --> 00:21:15,900
Yeah, cartoon characters.
They wear the same thing week after week.
363
00:21:15,900 --> 00:21:21,000
Oh ok, yeah. As opposed to people in sitcoms who never wear the same thing twice.
364
00:21:21,000 --> 00:21:22,000
Right.
365
00:21:27,500 --> 00:21:31,000
So what kinds of things do you two talk about?
366
00:21:33,400 --> 00:21:36,000
Is your dick lined up with your belly button?
367
00:21:36,000 --> 00:21:40,000
Cause mine's a little to the left
and I was wondering if I should be concerned.
368
00:21:41,500 --> 00:21:43,860
We talk about all kinds of things.
369
00:21:46,000 --> 00:21:47,500
Ok?
370
00:21:49,300 --> 00:21:52,000
- Oh, the CD.
- Oh, right.
371
00:21:52,000 --> 00:21:56,500
I guess I'm lucky you're one of the only people
that doesn't have an ipod at college.
372
00:21:57,500 --> 00:22:01,549
I have an ipod. I just prefer to buy a CD rather than download it from itunes.
373
00:22:01,549 --> 00:22:06,000
Oh yeah, that's awesome. It seems like everybody today just downloads them off the school network for free.
374
00:22:06,500 --> 00:22:10,559
They'd say you were an idiot if you bought it.
375
00:22:10,559 --> 00:22:14,169
Well I'm not an idiot otherwise
I wouldn't be able to give you this.
376
00:22:14,169 --> 00:22:17,820
Thanks.
377
00:22:17,820 --> 00:22:22,500
Hey, I didn't mean to call you idiot.
I was just saying that other people would.
378
00:22:24,300 --> 00:22:25,679
That came out totally wrong.
I mean...
379
00:22:25,679 --> 00:22:29,169
I buy my music too.
380
00:22:29,169 --> 00:22:31,100
That's good.
381
00:22:40,710 --> 00:22:42,500
Oh, it's, um, it's track 7.
382
00:22:42,500 --> 00:22:45,500
Oh, ok. 7. Thanks.
383
00:22:53,940 --> 00:22:57,280
Hey listen, I heard about this new club
that's opening in...
384
00:22:57,280 --> 00:23:01,000
Oh yeah, I'm not much of a club person.
385
00:23:01,460 --> 00:23:05,280
Oh yeah. Yeah, I wasn't gonna go either.
386
00:23:05,280 --> 00:23:08,280
Wait what. Were you like asking?
387
00:23:08,280 --> 00:23:12,470
Oh, no no no no.
I was just talking out loud.
388
00:23:12,470 --> 00:23:15,000
Just saying I heard about this club.
389
00:23:15,000 --> 00:23:15,700
Oh.
390
00:23:30,729 --> 00:23:35,000
If this were a TV show, this would probably be the moment where the rommate walks in
391
00:23:35,000 --> 00:23:37,500
to break up the awkward silence.
392
00:23:37,500 --> 00:23:40,619
Yes!
393
00:23:40,619 --> 00:23:43,000
Guess that's not happening.
394
00:23:43,000 --> 00:23:44,000
No.
395
00:23:48,800 --> 00:23:51,049
I'm gonna get going.
396
00:23:51,049 --> 00:23:52,800
Oh ok.
397
00:23:56,849 --> 00:23:59,600
Listen, thank you so much
for letting me borrow that CD.
398
00:23:59,600 --> 00:24:01,000
Yeah, sure.
399
00:24:04,000 --> 00:24:05,600
I'll see you next week.
400
00:24:05,600 --> 00:24:07,000
See you.
401
00:24:11,750 --> 00:24:15,000
I am the biggest fucking idiot ever.
402
00:24:16,200 --> 00:24:19,200
[cellphone rings]
403
00:24:37,520 --> 00:24:38,400
You really are.
404
00:24:39,400 --> 00:24:40,800
I really am what?
405
00:24:40,800 --> 00:24:42,300
The biggest fucking idiot ever.
406
00:24:42,300 --> 00:24:44,300
What? How did you hear that?
407
00:24:44,300 --> 00:24:45,380
I heard the whole thing.
408
00:24:45,380 --> 00:24:48,100
She so wanted you and you so blew it.
409
00:24:49,130 --> 00:24:51,500
I know. I don't like clubbing.
What am I? An ass?
410
00:24:51,500 --> 00:24:56,400
I love clubbing. I go clubbing all the time.
I go clubbing more than the Geico cavemen.
411
00:24:56,400 --> 00:24:58,400
No, you don't.
412
00:24:59,800 --> 00:25:01,300
I know but I should have said I do.
413
00:25:01,300 --> 00:25:03,700
Yeah, you should have.
414
00:25:04,100 --> 00:25:06,800
Wait a minute.
Where are you?
415
00:25:06,800 --> 00:25:08,800
I'm in the closet.
416
00:25:09,880 --> 00:25:14,700
Yeah, I was actually thinking of popping out when you said that roommate shit but I'm locked in.
417
00:25:14,700 --> 00:25:20,300
I hate this fucking bullshit with the doors that can only be locked or unlocked from the outside.
418
00:25:21,300 --> 00:25:23,300
Do you want me to let you out?
419
00:25:23,300 --> 00:25:26,400
No, I'm in here. Mind's well make the best of it.
420
00:25:26,400 --> 00:25:31,900
[Bong hit]
421
00:25:32,400 --> 00:25:36,400
When I get out though,
we have some serious planning to do.
422
00:25:41,930 --> 00:25:47,700
Hey Chuck! On second thought,
could you just chuck a bag... [laughs]
423
00:25:47,700 --> 00:25:51,270
chuck a bag of Doritos in here
cause your names Chuck.
424
00:25:52,200 --> 00:25:55,800
I'll eat them.
And we'll talk in the morning.
425
00:25:59,670 --> 00:26:04,000
So I've thought a lot about this last night
and I've decided I want to help you get the girl.
426
00:26:05,000 --> 00:26:06,920
Oh well thanks but...
427
00:26:06,920 --> 00:26:11,400
No, just listen. Hear me out.
I know I've joked around a lot about this in the past
428
00:26:11,400 --> 00:26:14,100
But I heard everything last night.
429
00:26:14,100 --> 00:26:15,140
While you were in the closet?
430
00:26:15,140 --> 00:26:17,200
Yes, while I was in the closet.
Are you gonna let me finish Chuck?
431
00:26:17,200 --> 00:26:18,260
Stop calling me Chuck.
432
00:26:18,260 --> 00:26:25,900
So like I was saying Chuck. I heard what she said to you and, for some strange reason, she seems to like you.
433
00:26:26,500 --> 00:26:27,900
You really think so?
434
00:26:27,900 --> 00:26:32,280
Yeah, I really do. At first I thought you had a crush on her and that she was just leading you on
435
00:26:32,280 --> 00:26:34,010
because you're so desperate and pathetic
436
00:26:34,010 --> 00:26:37,970
but after last night. Man, I never heard a
girl seem so nervous before.
437
00:26:37,970 --> 00:26:41,100
She was like... you.
438
00:26:41,100 --> 00:26:42,180
Oh well thanks.
439
00:26:42,180 --> 00:26:45,630
Look all I'm saying is that she seems to like you.
440
00:26:45,630 --> 00:26:49,230
And add that to the fact that she is the
same taste in movies and music as you
441
00:26:49,230 --> 00:26:52,970
And you got yourself a real winner.
So I wanna help you.
442
00:26:55,200 --> 00:26:57,450
Wow, you actually sound serious.
443
00:26:57,450 --> 00:26:59,300
I'm not used to this side of you.
444
00:26:59,370 --> 00:27:01,370
Must be the weather.
It's fuckin' freezing for April.
445
00:27:01,370 --> 00:27:04,560
Yeah well, it was hot up until Christmas so.
446
00:27:04,560 --> 00:27:07,500
Fucking Al Gore.
447
00:27:11,570 --> 00:27:15,000
You got some mustard on your face.
448
00:27:16,520 --> 00:27:17,300
Do I?
449
00:27:17,300 --> 00:27:18,300
Yeah.
450
00:27:18,800 --> 00:27:19,800
Hold this.
451
00:27:22,300 --> 00:27:24,000
Take my dog.
452
00:27:34,300 --> 00:27:35,309
Alright.
453
00:27:37,000 --> 00:27:38,300
I think your face is clean.
454
00:27:38,700 --> 00:27:40,000
It's not... Alright?
455
00:27:43,360 --> 00:27:46,300
It's not clean Chuck!
456
00:27:51,369 --> 00:27:54,720
Now it's clean.
457
00:28:13,110 --> 00:28:14,800
Hey, where the hell were you?
458
00:28:14,800 --> 00:28:17,200
I thought you were going to miss class tonight and screw me over.
459
00:28:17,200 --> 00:28:20,300
I'd never screw you. You're not my type
460
00:28:20,300 --> 00:28:24,800
Sorry if I had you worried but I was just in the
library discovering a new type of porn.
461
00:28:24,800 --> 00:28:25,900
What?
462
00:28:25,900 --> 00:28:27,770
It's called Poser Porn and it's great.
463
00:28:27,770 --> 00:28:33,000
You create these character animations and you can
put them in poses and camera angles.
464
00:28:33,000 --> 00:28:36,300
And I'm talking you can choose any camera angle.
465
00:28:36,300 --> 00:28:38,820
It's like watching The Sims
do some hardcore fucking.
466
00:28:38,820 --> 00:28:41,300
That's sick. Now you're jacking off to video games.
467
00:28:41,300 --> 00:28:42,880
No way man. This is high tech.
468
00:28:42,880 --> 00:28:48,400
This is the wave of the future in porn. The graphics are going to be Pixar quality pretty soon.
469
00:28:48,480 --> 00:28:54,500
Just imagine watching Woody and Buzz double team Princess Fiona and Little Bo Peep.
470
00:28:54,500 --> 00:28:57,000
While Shrek and Donkey do a little
experimenting of their own.
471
00:28:57,000 --> 00:29:00,220
Ok please stop degrading my two
favorite kids movies.
472
00:29:00,220 --> 00:29:05,020
Alright, I'll tell you more about it tomorrow.
I'll even show you the lady I created.
473
00:29:05,020 --> 00:29:08,660
I call her Princess Tittybags.
474
00:29:13,190 --> 00:29:16,500
You decided whether or not you gonna do this?
475
00:29:16,500 --> 00:29:19,500
I don't know.
I'm still thinking about it.
476
00:29:33,080 --> 00:29:36,080
Ok, make it happen. Just make sure
you're here by 11:45.
477
00:29:36,080 --> 00:29:40,370
Don't worry, I already wrote a note earlier today
to remind myself.
478
00:29:40,370 --> 00:29:43,480
Forget it. What are we doing?
479
00:29:43,480 --> 00:29:45,000
How do we even know he's going to let us out early?
480
00:29:45,000 --> 00:29:47,680
Hey, you leave that up to me.
481
00:29:48,600 --> 00:29:50,600
[snoring]
482
00:29:51,000 --> 00:29:51,650
Teach!
483
00:29:51,650 --> 00:29:54,800
Ah! What? Who?
484
00:29:54,800 --> 00:29:55,540
What?
485
00:29:55,540 --> 00:29:58,970
You're tired. I'm tired.
The class is tired.
486
00:29:58,970 --> 00:30:02,700
We should just cut out early today.
Cut it off. Make a clean break.
487
00:30:02,700 --> 00:30:07,510
Well what time you got?
What time is it? Late?
488
00:30:07,510 --> 00:30:09,000
It's late. For sure.
489
00:30:09,040 --> 00:30:11,040
Alright. Well you're probably right.
490
00:30:11,500 --> 00:30:14,700
Ok folks, that about wraps it up
for today.
491
00:30:14,700 --> 00:30:18,210
Thank you all for coming. I hope you all
enjoyed what I had to say. And...
492
00:30:18,210 --> 00:30:21,620
And I hope you take it to heart
and take what I have to say and...
493
00:30:21,620 --> 00:30:25,500
And apply it not only to your
filmmaking but...
494
00:30:25,500 --> 00:30:26,800
But to life.
495
00:30:26,800 --> 00:30:27,970
Inspiring.
496
00:30:27,970 --> 00:30:29,400
Whatever.
497
00:30:32,400 --> 00:30:35,400
Oh Jesus, what a dream.
498
00:30:38,400 --> 00:30:42,300
Hey, thanks again for that song.
I think it was perfect.
499
00:30:42,300 --> 00:30:43,300
Oh yeah, sure. No problem.
500
00:30:43,580 --> 00:30:46,000
Where'd you find that band?
I'd never heard of them before.
501
00:30:46,000 --> 00:30:49,020
Well actually I have to give credit to Rob on that one.
502
00:30:49,020 --> 00:30:53,250
He's always making me listen to these songs
from these indie bands he finds.
503
00:30:53,250 --> 00:30:56,500
He kind of wants to make a career
on discovering new talent.
504
00:30:57,210 --> 00:31:00,800
Well if they're all that good
maybe he should do that.
505
00:31:00,800 --> 00:31:04,150
Well no, that's the problem.
Usually they either suck or
506
00:31:04,150 --> 00:31:08,480
they sing comedy songs about sex.
This was kind of a rare occurrence.
507
00:31:08,480 --> 00:31:11,400
He actually didn't even like these guys.
508
00:31:11,400 --> 00:31:15,100
He threw me the CD one night and said
this is that loser rock crap you like.
509
00:31:17,100 --> 00:31:18,670
Well you have to remind me to
thank Rob when I see him.
510
00:31:18,670 --> 00:31:20,600
Will do.
511
00:31:26,700 --> 00:31:27,800
[crash]
512
00:31:27,800 --> 00:31:29,850
DAMMIT!
513
00:31:29,850 --> 00:31:31,800
What's wrong?
514
00:31:37,500 --> 00:31:39,200
Why are the lights off?
515
00:31:46,730 --> 00:31:47,900
Oh my God!
Are you ok?
516
00:31:47,929 --> 00:31:48,900
Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.
I'm fine.
517
00:31:48,900 --> 00:31:50,300
That's good.
518
00:31:57,200 --> 00:31:58,200
Charlie...
519
00:32:01,200 --> 00:32:02,570
I think it's locked.
520
00:32:05,400 --> 00:32:06,910
What time do you Charlie?
521
00:32:06,910 --> 00:32:09,200
Um, five to.
522
00:32:11,220 --> 00:32:15,000
So why would he lock up?
523
00:32:21,960 --> 00:32:24,000
What's the matter? It's not working?
524
00:32:24,600 --> 00:32:29,500
No. The lock is working.
That's the problem.
525
00:32:30,010 --> 00:32:34,049
HELLO!
Hey, is anybody out there?
526
00:32:38,000 --> 00:32:39,500
Hello?
527
00:32:41,000 --> 00:32:42,500
Fuck.
528
00:32:43,500 --> 00:32:45,929
This is like a bad movie.
529
00:33:25,360 --> 00:33:28,200
AHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!
530
00:33:32,010 --> 00:33:38,500
Juliet, I hate to be the bearer of bad news
but this is the department's early night.
531
00:33:38,860 --> 00:33:43,580
And we're the last class so if the professor left
then we're the only ones on this floor.
532
00:33:44,900 --> 00:33:46,000
Are you kidding me?
533
00:33:58,000 --> 00:33:59,500
Fuck!
534
00:34:01,000 --> 00:34:02,020
What about you?
535
00:34:03,000 --> 00:34:05,000
No, nothing.
536
00:34:06,000 --> 00:34:09,020
More bars in more places my ass.
537
00:34:11,500 --> 00:34:12,909
Hey, the computers!
538
00:34:12,909 --> 00:34:14,500
Oh, there's no internet.
539
00:34:15,530 --> 00:34:17,530
There isn't even a lock we can pick.
540
00:34:17,530 --> 00:34:19,000
You know how to pick a lock?
541
00:34:19,800 --> 00:34:24,000
No, but I thought maybe we could just jiggle
the handle with a credit card or something?
542
00:34:24,000 --> 00:34:28,100
If you don't mind wasting a perfectly
good credit card trying?
543
00:34:30,100 --> 00:34:32,000
So...
544
00:34:32,000 --> 00:34:35,300
What are we gonna do?
I'm not going to spend my entire night here.
545
00:34:35,300 --> 00:34:37,900
Oh no no, I'm sure we won't have
to spend the night in here.
546
00:34:37,900 --> 00:34:42,000
Um, I'm sure there's like a janitor or
something that checks the halls at night.
547
00:34:42,500 --> 00:34:46,300
If not the security guards has to check every floor before she locks up so...
548
00:34:46,300 --> 00:34:47,349
Right!
When does she lock up?
549
00:34:47,349 --> 00:34:50,000
Um, I think the building shuts down at midnight.
550
00:34:50,740 --> 00:34:54,000
Midnight! That's three hours from now.
551
00:34:54,730 --> 00:34:57,000
I mean, I'm sure we won't have to wait the whole time.
552
00:34:58,010 --> 00:35:02,000
You don't seem so concerned that we might be spending a few hours here.
553
00:35:02,000 --> 00:35:03,450
Eh, I've got time.
554
00:35:03,450 --> 00:35:08,230
Well that's a nice way of looking at things but I don't.
I had plans tonight.
555
00:35:11,500 --> 00:35:12,900
I'm sorry.
556
00:35:13,500 --> 00:35:15,680
Now I feel bad.
557
00:35:15,680 --> 00:35:18,500
Oh no, I'm sorry.
I didn't mean to snap at you.
558
00:35:18,500 --> 00:35:20,200
It's not your fault.
559
00:35:20,200 --> 00:35:24,000
It's just that I had a date tonight
and don't want him to think I stood him up.
560
00:35:24,200 --> 00:35:27,500
Oh, I didn't know you had a boyfriend.
561
00:35:28,000 --> 00:35:31,250
I don't.
It was just a first date but...
562
00:35:32,200 --> 00:35:35,200
Oh!
Oh... really?
563
00:35:36,200 --> 00:35:39,500
Yeah, I was supposed to go
meet him in Central Park after class.
564
00:35:40,000 --> 00:35:42,580
Well, that explains why you look so beautiful.
565
00:35:43,500 --> 00:35:45,500
Oh thank you, Charlie.
566
00:35:47,300 --> 00:35:52,300
Well at least I'm stuck here with you and not some stranger I have nothing in common with.
567
00:36:41,880 --> 00:36:43,760
Well that was pretty pointless.
568
00:36:47,700 --> 00:36:49,780
You know we don't have to sit here in
silence.
569
00:36:49,780 --> 00:36:52,500
I'm sure we'll still hear someone outside if we're talking.
570
00:36:52,800 --> 00:36:56,500
Maybe they'll even hear voices
and open the door to check it out?
571
00:37:00,000 --> 00:37:02,060
What are your aspirations?
572
00:37:02,060 --> 00:37:07,000
Wow, that's more like a job interview question but I guess I'm kind of in the undecided category.
573
00:37:07,000 --> 00:37:11,000
I mean, I know I want
to do something in film or television.
574
00:37:11,800 --> 00:37:13,420
I really like writing.
575
00:37:14,000 --> 00:37:17,200
But now I'm majoring in Accounting so I don't know.
576
00:37:17,200 --> 00:37:18,600
Accounting? Why?
577
00:37:18,600 --> 00:37:22,600
My parents are making me take that.
They keep saying how you can't make any money in film
578
00:37:22,600 --> 00:37:24,400
And that I should just do that for a hobby.
579
00:37:24,400 --> 00:37:28,000
So I'm taking as many Communication Arts
classes that I can for elective credits.
580
00:37:28,000 --> 00:37:29,830
Yeah, that sounds like my parents.
581
00:37:29,830 --> 00:37:31,000
Bullshit!
582
00:37:31,000 --> 00:37:33,700
No, I'm serious. I mean they...
583
00:37:33,700 --> 00:37:36,860
They wanted me to go for architecture
because "that's where the money is"
584
00:37:36,860 --> 00:37:40,000
and then I can pursue film.
Once I make my money.
585
00:37:40,700 --> 00:37:43,120
But you're like Mr. Fucking Moviefone.
586
00:37:43,120 --> 00:37:47,140
You know everything already.
You teach the teachers here.
587
00:37:47,140 --> 00:37:51,110
I would've thought you were born to a family of
filmmakers and screenwriters.
588
00:37:51,110 --> 00:37:53,400
No, I'm the only creative one.
589
00:37:53,400 --> 00:37:57,200
Or, as I've overheard at family functions,
I'm the troubled one.
590
00:37:58,270 --> 00:38:00,270
Wow, I'm really impressed.
I wish I could stand up to my parents like that.
591
00:38:01,500 --> 00:38:04,800
I'd give anything to work in film or
television or something creative
592
00:38:04,800 --> 00:38:07,000
rather than crunching numbers for the rest of my life.
593
00:38:07,000 --> 00:38:11,150
Well when I become a big successful filmmaker,
you can come work with me.
594
00:38:11,150 --> 00:38:13,200
I'd like that.
It's a deal.
595
00:38:13,200 --> 00:38:14,890
Good.
596
00:38:14,890 --> 00:38:16,800
You can be my accountant.
597
00:38:40,350 --> 00:38:43,800
PLAN 9 FROM OUTER SPACE
and
ROBOT MONSTER
598
00:38:44,000 --> 00:38:48,500
Yeah! Those rank up there with
reruns of old Star Trek episodes.
599
00:38:48,500 --> 00:38:51,000
I just find those funny as hell---
- OK, wait, wait, wait...
600
00:38:51,000 --> 00:38:54,400
And MANOS: HANDS OF FATE
is like the best bad movie ever.
601
00:38:54,400 --> 00:38:56,490
Wait, let me get this straight. So...
602
00:38:56,490 --> 00:39:00,250
Kevin Smith.
Low budget horror movies.
603
00:39:00,250 --> 00:39:04,000
Sci-Fi. 50s B-movies.
STAR TREK.
604
00:39:04,400 --> 00:39:06,300
Oh my God.
You are a nerd!
605
00:39:06,700 --> 00:39:11,000
What's next?
Batman comics & World of Warcraft?
606
00:39:11,000 --> 00:39:12,800
Actually, Spider-Man.
607
00:39:12,800 --> 00:39:16,000
And f.y.i. I love how Sam Raimi
608
00:39:16,000 --> 00:39:19,690
Director of the greatest horror film trilogy of all-time, EVIL DEAD
609
00:39:19,690 --> 00:39:22,500
Starring the sadly underappreciated
Bruce Campbell
610
00:39:22,500 --> 00:39:26,000
Also directed the third greatest
superhero trilogy of all time.
611
00:39:26,960 --> 00:39:32,600
As for gaming, I'm not gonna lie.
I'm really an old school Nintendo kind of girl.
612
00:39:33,000 --> 00:39:36,400
Super Mario Brothers 3
was like the pinnacle of gaming.
613
00:39:37,400 --> 00:39:41,500
But nowadays, the Halo trilogy
ranks pretty high up there also.
614
00:39:41,600 --> 00:39:44,000
I guess I like threesomes.
615
00:39:46,100 --> 00:39:47,500
Oh come on Charlie.
You knew what I meant.
616
00:39:47,500 --> 00:39:49,670
No no no. It's not that.
It's just...
617
00:39:49,670 --> 00:39:53,370
Not only are you a nerd but I pretty much
agree with every word you just said.
618
00:39:55,900 --> 00:39:57,800
No, honestly. I'm impressed.
619
00:39:57,800 --> 00:39:59,760
Did you have brothers
or something?
620
00:39:59,760 --> 00:40:00,840
No, why?
621
00:40:00,840 --> 00:40:04,100
Well it's just, not only are you attractive
622
00:40:04,100 --> 00:40:07,620
but you're also really really dorky.
623
00:40:07,630 --> 00:40:09,450
Thanks. I guess.
624
00:40:09,450 --> 00:40:11,170
No, it was a compliment.
625
00:40:12,200 --> 00:40:15,910
Well the reason for the dorkiness is simple.
626
00:40:15,910 --> 00:40:17,730
I was an ugly duckling.
627
00:40:17,730 --> 00:40:19,490
Oh well, I find that hard to believe.
628
00:40:19,490 --> 00:40:25,020
Oh it's true. When I was a kid, I was really chubby.
629
00:40:25,020 --> 00:40:28,620
And because of that I was never into fashion
or anything like that.
630
00:40:28,620 --> 00:40:31,620
I especially hated that skinny little bitch Barbie.
631
00:40:31,620 --> 00:40:35,560
So I hung with the boys.
But not the boys who played sports.
632
00:40:35,560 --> 00:40:37,060
I was way too lazy.
633
00:40:37,060 --> 00:40:40,460
So I hung with the
Pokemon Trading, Nintendo playing.
634
00:40:40,460 --> 00:40:44,200
"I have a doctor's note to get out of gym
because of allergies" types of boys.
635
00:40:44,200 --> 00:40:47,600
But now, I mean, you're beautiful. So...
636
00:40:48,420 --> 00:40:49,700
Thanks Charlie.
637
00:40:50,740 --> 00:40:55,340
That's like the third time you've complimented me on my looks in like the past ten minutes.
638
00:40:56,860 --> 00:41:02,260
But I mean, yes, as you point out,
I'm no longer the chubby little girl I was.
639
00:41:04,440 --> 00:41:08,020
I was teased all the time and um...
640
00:41:08,580 --> 00:41:11,880
When I made my transition from junior
year to high school
641
00:41:11,880 --> 00:41:17,040
I was just sick of it so I lost a ton of weight.
642
00:41:17,040 --> 00:41:19,900
And I started out fresh at a new school.
643
00:41:19,910 --> 00:41:24,550
I ditched all my "loser" friends and joined the elite.
644
00:41:24,800 --> 00:41:27,000
I was a cheerleader.
645
00:41:27,000 --> 00:41:30,120
I started paying a lot of attention to fashion.
646
00:41:30,120 --> 00:41:33,770
I went from hating Barbie to becoming Barbie.
647
00:41:34,620 --> 00:41:36,700
I was dating all the hottest guys in school.
648
00:41:36,700 --> 00:41:41,060
But I didn't enjoy it at all.
649
00:41:41,060 --> 00:41:44,280
I couldn't hold a conversation with
any of them longer than five minutes.
650
00:41:45,520 --> 00:41:48,160
I started really dropping in my grades.
651
00:41:48,160 --> 00:41:51,640
I was cheering at football games
when I'd rather be home
652
00:41:51,640 --> 00:41:55,450
defending the Mushroom World
from King Koopa for the 100th time.
653
00:41:56,200 --> 00:42:00,040
I mean, don't get me wrong.
Being popular had its perks.
654
00:42:00,040 --> 00:42:02,360
But it also had its duties.
655
00:42:03,020 --> 00:42:04,540
Duties?
656
00:42:04,540 --> 00:42:07,160
Yeah, like sexual.
657
00:42:09,500 --> 00:42:14,280
By senior year I had enough and closed up shop.
658
00:42:14,290 --> 00:42:17,310
I lost all my superficial friends.
659
00:42:17,310 --> 00:42:19,090
But I didn't really care about that.
660
00:42:19,090 --> 00:42:21,290
What really stung is I lost all my old friends.
661
00:42:21,290 --> 00:42:24,060
They didn't want anything to do with me.
I was labelled a whore.
662
00:42:24,060 --> 00:42:26,220
Nobody really liked me much so
663
00:42:26,220 --> 00:42:29,380
I basically spent my senior year of high school alone.
664
00:42:29,380 --> 00:42:31,040
Yeah, I know what that's like.
665
00:42:31,060 --> 00:42:32,760
To be labelled a whore?
666
00:42:32,760 --> 00:42:36,680
No. Being alone in high school.
667
00:42:37,580 --> 00:42:41,980
Only I barely had any friends
and I was labelled something else.
668
00:42:41,980 --> 00:42:42,980
What?
669
00:42:44,560 --> 00:42:47,120
Well, I, um...
670
00:42:48,140 --> 00:42:51,720
I haven't told anybody else at this school this story but...
671
00:42:52,020 --> 00:42:55,940
I guess since you were open with me and
told me your high school sob story
672
00:42:56,520 --> 00:42:58,480
I'm sorry,. I just...
673
00:42:58,480 --> 00:43:02,830
I kinda like put everything out there
and get things off my chest.
674
00:43:03,760 --> 00:43:06,080
Oh no, that's fine.
675
00:43:06,080 --> 00:43:07,920
I mean it's funny because...
676
00:43:07,920 --> 00:43:11,800
If we were locked in this room a year and a half ago, we probably would have sex just to pass the time.
677
00:43:12,880 --> 00:43:15,480
Thank God I'm not like that anymore.
678
00:43:17,280 --> 00:43:21,680
Wow, this is like the longest I've talked
to anybody in college besides my roommate.
679
00:43:21,680 --> 00:43:23,320
Yeah, I know. Me too.
680
00:43:23,320 --> 00:43:26,960
And we've only been locked in here 20
minutes now.
681
00:43:27,980 --> 00:43:29,980
I guess we have a lot more talking to do.
682
00:43:34,080 --> 00:43:35,900
I wonder how your date is?
683
00:43:36,360 --> 00:43:37,700
I don't.
684
00:43:53,250 --> 00:43:55,690
You're a virgin, right?
685
00:43:55,690 --> 00:43:57,050
What?
686
00:43:57,480 --> 00:44:00,160
A virgin. You, you're a virgin, right?
687
00:44:00,160 --> 00:44:02,620
Oh. Oh. Um.
688
00:44:02,620 --> 00:44:05,820
Yeah. Yeah. Yes.
I am. Yeah.
689
00:44:06,540 --> 00:44:08,320
I took Psych 101 so I know.
690
00:44:08,320 --> 00:44:08,820
Oh.
691
00:44:09,560 --> 00:44:10,940
You got that from Psych 101?
692
00:44:10,940 --> 00:44:13,160
I just got that Freud thought
everything was about sex.
693
00:44:13,160 --> 00:44:14,660
You got that too?
694
00:44:15,680 --> 00:44:18,900
Ok, maybe it was less Psych 101 and more
695
00:44:18,900 --> 00:44:24,340
the expression on your face
when I was telling you my story.
696
00:44:24,340 --> 00:44:26,800
It just kind of seemed like you were judging.
697
00:44:26,800 --> 00:44:29,300
No. No. No. No. No.
Not judging at all.
698
00:44:29,300 --> 00:44:31,540
There's just a lot of information to take in.
699
00:44:31,540 --> 00:44:33,700
No. Yeah. Um...
700
00:44:33,700 --> 00:44:38,270
Hey, I was you to know like I really respect
your decision and if I can do it all over again
701
00:44:38,270 --> 00:44:42,130
I would definitely definitely wait.
702
00:44:43,320 --> 00:44:45,420
I just wish I could revirginize.
703
00:44:45,680 --> 00:44:47,760
Like with surgery?
704
00:44:47,960 --> 00:44:49,640
What surgery?
705
00:44:50,140 --> 00:44:51,580
Um, like.
706
00:44:52,320 --> 00:44:54,680
You know, like, down there.
707
00:44:54,680 --> 00:44:56,359
They can fix it.
708
00:44:56,359 --> 00:44:59,450
Like, they put the cherry back?
709
00:44:59,450 --> 00:45:01,550
Yeah. Yeah, like that.
710
00:45:01,960 --> 00:45:06,300
Eww.
I didn't know they could do that.
711
00:45:06,300 --> 00:45:09,900
God no, I definitely would never do that.
712
00:45:09,960 --> 00:45:12,680
I've abstained from sex for like a year and a half.
713
00:45:12,680 --> 00:45:14,820
I think, I think that's enough.
714
00:45:14,900 --> 00:45:16,900
I'm not gonna go under the knife.
715
00:45:17,080 --> 00:45:18,800
Well it's good to know your limits.
716
00:45:18,810 --> 00:45:22,870
Yeah, plus I abuse my vibrator way too much anyway.
717
00:45:24,920 --> 00:45:26,940
That's just my electric toothbrush.
718
00:45:30,940 --> 00:45:33,560
Oh my God,
I'm like totally freaking you out.
719
00:45:34,100 --> 00:45:36,320
No, no, no. Not at all.
720
00:45:36,760 --> 00:45:39,280
You know what I watch in those horror movies.
721
00:45:39,280 --> 00:45:40,340
This is nothing.
722
00:45:40,340 --> 00:45:42,320
This is, this is just talking.
723
00:45:43,550 --> 00:45:45,690
Well, I mean, plus, you know like...
724
00:45:46,240 --> 00:45:49,800
I've done stuff before.
I just haven't done it.
725
00:45:49,800 --> 00:45:53,230
You know, I mean, like
I'm not a total prude.
726
00:45:53,680 --> 00:45:57,900
But like I've, you know,
like had stuff done to me.
727
00:45:59,220 --> 00:46:00,880
Like?
728
00:46:01,640 --> 00:46:03,800
Like, you know, like stuff.
729
00:46:04,500 --> 00:46:05,680
Like stuff.
730
00:46:06,520 --> 00:46:07,440
Like what?
731
00:46:08,520 --> 00:46:10,080
[nervous laughter]
732
00:46:10,080 --> 00:46:11,900
Um, like.
733
00:46:11,900 --> 00:46:14,420
You know stuff with private parts and stuff.
734
00:46:14,420 --> 00:46:16,420
Like a blowjob?
735
00:46:20,080 --> 00:46:22,220
Yes, I've had one of those before.
736
00:46:22,480 --> 00:46:24,080
Just one?
737
00:46:24,800 --> 00:46:25,780
Um...
738
00:46:25,790 --> 00:46:27,410
No, I've had a few.
739
00:46:27,410 --> 00:46:28,180
A bunch.
740
00:46:28,190 --> 00:46:29,099
Oh come on.
741
00:46:29,099 --> 00:46:32,959
Now you're just teasing me.
You're rubbing the area but there's no penetration.
742
00:46:32,960 --> 00:46:35,220
Give me something solid man.
743
00:46:36,030 --> 00:46:38,030
You're a very strange person. You know that?
744
00:46:38,030 --> 00:46:39,190
I know.
745
00:46:39,190 --> 00:46:40,450
Now continue.
746
00:46:41,080 --> 00:46:41,840
Come on.
747
00:46:42,640 --> 00:46:45,080
Ok. Fine, I um...
748
00:46:45,480 --> 00:46:47,620
I had one 10 nights ago.
749
00:46:47,820 --> 00:46:48,460
Ok.
750
00:46:51,360 --> 00:46:52,100
Is that it?
751
00:46:52,109 --> 00:46:52,949
That's pathetic.
752
00:46:53,880 --> 00:46:55,940
Tell me exactly what you did 10 nights ago.
753
00:46:56,960 --> 00:46:59,800
And if I do this you will give me a big reward?
754
00:46:59,800 --> 00:47:00,640
Yes!
755
00:47:01,500 --> 00:47:03,780
And it's not like you are gonna say that I
756
00:47:03,790 --> 00:47:06,450
didn't do it right or you weren't
satisfied?
757
00:47:06,620 --> 00:47:09,400
No.
Just do it and you'll get a very special treat.
758
00:47:09,800 --> 00:47:10,620
Ok.
759
00:47:22,500 --> 00:47:24,320
Dance monkey! Dance!
760
00:47:24,320 --> 00:47:24,820
I will!
761
00:47:30,540 --> 00:47:32,640
This is so going on Youtube.
762
00:47:33,020 --> 00:47:36,220
I'm never gonna regret this ever
763
00:47:36,220 --> 00:47:38,040
I'm so good.
764
00:47:38,040 --> 00:47:39,420
I'm so awesome!
765
00:47:40,100 --> 00:47:40,960
[Loud grunt]
766
00:47:42,579 --> 00:47:44,579
I don't want to talk about this anymore.
767
00:47:45,220 --> 00:47:46,580
Oh come on.
768
00:47:46,580 --> 00:47:48,280
I don't wanna talk about...
769
00:47:49,820 --> 00:47:51,080
Blowjobs.
770
00:47:51,700 --> 00:47:52,660
Do you want one?
771
00:47:56,020 --> 00:47:59,221
Oh my God, you just froze like a deer in
headlights.
772
00:48:00,140 --> 00:48:03,300
I'm sorry. I just like messing with you.
773
00:48:03,310 --> 00:48:06,460
Yeah, well I'm easy to mess with so I
guess that works.
774
00:48:07,500 --> 00:48:10,080
You have such a sunny disposition on things.
775
00:48:10,080 --> 00:48:12,300
It's like you don't let anything bother you.
776
00:48:13,020 --> 00:48:16,260
I don't understand how you never got
anything in high school.
777
00:48:16,260 --> 00:48:20,300
Well you would if you heard the story of
why I was alone in high school.
778
00:48:20,760 --> 00:48:24,460
Which you haven't been able to tell because
I keep interupting you, which I'm not gonna do anymore.
779
00:48:24,470 --> 00:48:27,070
I am just gonna shut up and listen.
780
00:48:27,900 --> 00:48:28,740
Ok.
781
00:48:28,740 --> 00:48:33,300
Well when I was in seventh grade health
class we had the Sex Ed talk
782
00:48:33,300 --> 00:48:37,180
and the teacher was saying how latex
condoms are the best kind.
783
00:48:37,180 --> 00:48:41,440
And everybody knew that I was allergic to
latex because in science class
784
00:48:41,440 --> 00:48:43,500
I had to use a different kind of gloves.
785
00:48:44,480 --> 00:48:46,480
So when asked what the alternatives were
786
00:48:46,480 --> 00:48:50,360
she said lambskin and everybody chuckled.
787
00:48:50,360 --> 00:48:54,890
And started joking that lambskin was
like having sex with a lamb.
788
00:48:54,890 --> 00:49:00,530
Which led to a ton of Charlie
and a lamb sitting in a tree jokes.
789
00:49:00,530 --> 00:49:05,320
I mean Baa Baa Cock Sheep
doesn't even make any sense.
790
00:49:05,330 --> 00:49:08,910
And it carried through to high school
so
791
00:49:08,910 --> 00:49:12,230
I couldn't even go up to a girl and talk to her,
let alone ask her out
792
00:49:12,230 --> 00:49:14,590
without her baaing at me.
793
00:49:14,590 --> 00:49:16,500
It was humiliating.
794
00:49:16,500 --> 00:49:21,020
And I'm just glad that it's in the past and can
put all that behind me now that I'm in college.
795
00:49:28,710 --> 00:49:30,230
Baa!
796
00:49:31,900 --> 00:49:33,660
Baa!
797
00:49:33,670 --> 00:49:36,270
Very funny. Very funny.
798
00:49:36,640 --> 00:49:37,620
I'm sorry.
799
00:49:43,220 --> 00:49:47,760
Mary had a little lamb,
little lamb, little lamb
800
00:49:47,760 --> 00:49:52,220
Mary had a little lamb and Charlie
801
00:49:52,220 --> 00:49:53,040
Fucked it!
802
00:49:53,050 --> 00:49:55,460
You know that's not the first
time I've heard that one.
803
00:49:56,800 --> 00:49:58,060
I'm sorry.
804
00:49:58,060 --> 00:50:01,440
You were respectful during my whole backstory.
805
00:50:04,940 --> 00:50:06,140
I'm sorry.
806
00:50:06,960 --> 00:50:11,100
So how has been getting over this incident
been going for you in college.
807
00:50:11,500 --> 00:50:16,260
Well it was locked away in the dark recesses of my mind until you just brought it out of me.
808
00:50:17,240 --> 00:50:19,280
Well I'm glad I was the one who brought it out.
809
00:50:20,040 --> 00:50:20,980
Yeah, me too.
810
00:50:35,120 --> 00:50:37,480
Do you think Rob's going to
start wondering where you are?
811
00:50:37,820 --> 00:50:39,820
No, I highly doubt that.
812
00:50:39,820 --> 00:50:43,340
I think I have a pretty good idea of what Rob is doing right now.
813
00:50:43,350 --> 00:50:45,890
And I highly doubt he's thinking about me.
814
00:50:46,140 --> 00:50:47,160
Sex?
815
00:50:47,640 --> 00:50:49,040
A form of it.
816
00:50:50,740 --> 00:50:53,280
Masturbation, the self handjob.
817
00:50:53,280 --> 00:50:55,980
My roommate Chrissy is really into that too.
818
00:50:55,980 --> 00:50:58,740
I mean she has this whole drawer full of things.
819
00:50:59,300 --> 00:51:02,480
And sometimes I wake up in the middle of the night
to the sound of her playing with her toys.
820
00:51:03,360 --> 00:51:05,980
Sometimes, I join her.
821
00:51:07,520 --> 00:51:09,780
Well it sounds like we should get them together then.
822
00:51:09,790 --> 00:51:14,430
Yeah, as long as he doesn't mind
a little pot smoke on her breath.
823
00:51:14,430 --> 00:51:16,370
Are you kidding me?
He'd love it.
824
00:51:16,370 --> 00:51:20,170
He masturbates 50% of the time
and gets high 75% of the time.
825
00:51:20,170 --> 00:51:21,890
That's 125%.
826
00:51:21,890 --> 00:51:24,850
Yeah, well he's high 50% of the time he's masturbating.
827
00:51:25,860 --> 00:51:29,440
Oh my God, I just remembered. He did that documentary on boobs for our last project.
828
00:51:37,020 --> 00:51:38,520
I don't understand it.
829
00:51:38,520 --> 00:51:41,560
Why are men's nipples allowed
on TV but women's aren't?
830
00:51:41,860 --> 00:51:43,320
It doesn't make any sense.
831
00:51:43,320 --> 00:51:46,280
I mean they look the same
except women's are less hairy.
832
00:51:46,280 --> 00:51:47,260
Usually.
833
00:51:47,260 --> 00:51:49,960
I mean, come on people,
I thought we had equal rights here.
834
00:51:49,960 --> 00:51:55,480
And besides, I've seen diaper commercials where there's a naked little female baby running around
with exposed breasts.
835
00:51:55,490 --> 00:51:57,570
Who decides the age barrier?
836
00:51:57,570 --> 00:52:00,040
Maybe there is some sick pervert out there
837
00:52:00,050 --> 00:52:02,230
watching the Huggies ad saying to himself
838
00:52:03,240 --> 00:52:05,260
I'd totally fuck that baby.
839
00:52:07,600 --> 00:52:09,140
Yes, that was him!
840
00:52:09,420 --> 00:52:11,780
And Professor Perv loved it.
841
00:52:15,640 --> 00:52:16,900
Wonderful!
842
00:52:18,700 --> 00:52:19,940
Oh yes.
843
00:52:20,820 --> 00:52:21,740
Wonderful.
844
00:52:22,010 --> 00:52:24,010
Terrific.
Just a great job.
845
00:52:24,010 --> 00:52:26,790
Really, wonderful visuals. In that.
846
00:52:26,790 --> 00:52:27,850
Thank you.
847
00:52:28,300 --> 00:52:29,620
You're welcome.
848
00:52:30,760 --> 00:52:33,860
Yeah, someone needs to
throw him down an idiot hole.
849
00:52:34,260 --> 00:52:36,520
An idiot hole?
850
00:52:37,400 --> 00:52:40,160
Yeah, it's this thing Icame up with.
851
00:52:40,160 --> 00:52:43,100
It's kind of been an inside joke
between me and Rob.
852
00:52:43,260 --> 00:52:44,480
It's um
853
00:52:45,480 --> 00:52:48,280
It's basically this giant hole
854
00:52:48,280 --> 00:52:50,620
that should be set up in the
desert or someplace
855
00:52:50,630 --> 00:52:53,130
with a lot of empty wasted space.
856
00:52:53,130 --> 00:52:54,820
And there are two levels.
857
00:52:54,820 --> 00:52:57,860
The first level is 25 to 30 feet deep.
858
00:52:57,860 --> 00:53:03,400
And the second deeper level
is hundreds feet deep.
859
00:53:03,880 --> 00:53:06,100
And the basic jist of it is
860
00:53:06,100 --> 00:53:09,800
We throw dumb people into the hole.
861
00:53:11,700 --> 00:53:13,460
That's it?
862
00:53:13,580 --> 00:53:15,360
Ah, yeah basically.
863
00:53:16,700 --> 00:53:17,440
Um.
864
00:53:19,720 --> 00:53:24,200
So how do you decide who gets thrown into the hole?
865
00:53:24,210 --> 00:53:29,720
Well it's based on popularity so a majority of
people must feel he's worthy of the Idiot Hole.
866
00:53:29,720 --> 00:53:31,420
And they have to be able to prove it.
867
00:53:31,520 --> 00:53:33,520
But what if people just hate a person?
868
00:53:33,520 --> 00:53:36,280
Well see that's where the first level comes in.
869
00:53:36,280 --> 00:53:40,500
On that level there are a bunch of tools
and supplies and stuff like rope.
870
00:53:40,500 --> 00:53:44,580
And if he escapes, he's welcome back into society.
871
00:53:44,580 --> 00:53:47,720
And if not, he goes down the hole.
872
00:53:48,640 --> 00:53:49,320
Oh.
873
00:53:49,880 --> 00:53:52,060
So we get rid of some dumb people.
874
00:53:52,060 --> 00:53:52,610
Exactly.
875
00:53:52,610 --> 00:53:53,490
Sounds good.
876
00:53:53,490 --> 00:53:54,600
Yeah exactly.
877
00:53:54,600 --> 00:53:57,580
Not only that but the world becomes
a smarter safer place.
878
00:53:57,580 --> 00:54:00,670
We won't have to worry about population control.
879
00:54:00,670 --> 00:54:04,040
And what the hell, we can put some
cameras down there and air it on Fox.
880
00:54:05,420 --> 00:54:07,120
Wow, um...
881
00:54:07,560 --> 00:54:09,240
That is...
882
00:54:09,240 --> 00:54:11,400
That is well thought out.
883
00:54:11,400 --> 00:54:12,590
And uh...
884
00:54:12,590 --> 00:54:14,950
Thank you for the visual. It's...
885
00:54:15,440 --> 00:54:18,400
Yeah, well I mean,
Rob came up with the design.
886
00:54:19,640 --> 00:54:21,260
Oh, Ok.
887
00:54:21,260 --> 00:54:23,420
So you are for the Idiot Hole?
888
00:54:23,420 --> 00:54:26,100
Oh, I am so for the Idiot Hole.
889
00:54:26,400 --> 00:54:27,700
Ok, good.
890
00:54:30,200 --> 00:54:33,880
So with this whole Idiot Hole initiative
891
00:54:33,880 --> 00:54:35,380
is Rob gonna be safe?
892
00:54:35,380 --> 00:54:39,430
Oh yeah, Rob's a smart guy.
He just doesn't apply himself to much.
893
00:54:40,080 --> 00:54:46,420
[Porn music & sounds]
894
00:54:48,120 --> 00:54:52,030
SpiderBabe, you are both sexy and hilarious.
895
00:54:52,520 --> 00:54:54,220
What time is it?
896
00:54:56,660 --> 00:54:58,180
Wow, it's 11:45 pm.
897
00:54:58,180 --> 00:54:59,200
Oh my God.
898
00:55:00,740 --> 00:55:03,200
So that means somebody should
be coming for us pretty soon then.
899
00:55:03,620 --> 00:55:05,800
Yeah.
Yeah, definitely.
900
00:55:05,800 --> 00:55:06,900
Oh.
901
00:55:11,940 --> 00:55:13,940
I really had fun tonight.
902
00:55:15,120 --> 00:55:16,480
I mean talking.
903
00:55:17,420 --> 00:55:19,740
Talking to you.
I really enjoyed talking to you tonight.
904
00:55:19,740 --> 00:55:22,140
Yeah. Yeah, me too.
905
00:55:26,480 --> 00:55:28,480
Oh Rob, I forgot to tell you.
906
00:55:28,480 --> 00:55:33,160
I memorized this great monologue from
Romeo and Juliet for when I tell her how I feel.
907
00:55:33,160 --> 00:55:35,160
It's gonna be so romantic.
908
00:55:35,160 --> 00:55:36,620
That's awesome!
909
00:55:36,620 --> 00:55:38,660
No one's ever clever enough to do that.
910
00:55:39,500 --> 00:55:41,240
So, um, Juliet.
911
00:55:41,600 --> 00:55:44,900
I have a question that I wanted to ask you.
912
00:55:44,900 --> 00:55:45,640
And um...
913
00:55:47,700 --> 00:55:48,300
Shoot.
914
00:55:49,860 --> 00:55:52,900
Well, this date that you were
supposed to be going on tonight...
915
00:55:53,840 --> 00:55:55,860
Well was it somebody that you really liked?
916
00:55:55,860 --> 00:55:58,180
Or was it like, you know, like...
917
00:55:58,180 --> 00:56:00,240
Like a blind date or something?
918
00:56:01,760 --> 00:56:03,040
Or something.
919
00:56:03,140 --> 00:56:04,180
I guess.
920
00:56:05,240 --> 00:56:06,380
I don't really like him.
921
00:56:06,380 --> 00:56:08,760
I mean I don't really know him.
922
00:56:09,900 --> 00:56:13,000
He's a departure from the guys I dated
in high school, which is good.
923
00:56:13,010 --> 00:56:13,790
Oh.
924
00:56:18,680 --> 00:56:20,200
But see the thing is...
925
00:56:21,270 --> 00:56:24,290
There's somebody I kinda like already,
926
00:56:25,570 --> 00:56:27,590
And I think he likes me to too.
927
00:56:28,320 --> 00:56:30,560
But he's never really made a move.
928
00:56:31,400 --> 00:56:34,640
And last week I gave him this chance
and he totally blew it.
929
00:56:35,100 --> 00:56:38,590
So my roommate convinced me
to go out with this other guy
930
00:56:38,590 --> 00:56:39,930
Who I've already turned down twice.
931
00:56:39,930 --> 00:56:42,500
So, you're like, interested in somebody.
932
00:56:42,940 --> 00:56:43,480
Yeah.
933
00:56:44,680 --> 00:56:45,900
Yeah. I am.
934
00:56:46,200 --> 00:56:47,080
I really am.
935
00:56:48,620 --> 00:56:49,900
He's smart.
936
00:56:49,910 --> 00:56:51,250
And funny.
937
00:56:51,880 --> 00:56:53,020
And cute.
938
00:56:54,930 --> 00:56:57,960
And he's kinda dorky but in a good way.
939
00:56:57,960 --> 00:56:59,580
And he's really polite.
940
00:57:00,400 --> 00:57:01,800
And helpful.
941
00:57:02,240 --> 00:57:02,740
And.
942
00:57:03,840 --> 00:57:05,940
I know he doesn't just like me for
my looks.
943
00:57:05,950 --> 00:57:08,730
Although he does compliment me on them a lot.
944
00:57:09,850 --> 00:57:12,730
Wow, I mean. No, he sounds like a great guy.
945
00:57:13,760 --> 00:57:14,660
Yeah.
946
00:57:15,660 --> 00:57:16,920
He really is.
947
00:57:23,330 --> 00:57:25,410
Except he's got one major flaw.
948
00:57:28,520 --> 00:57:29,580
Like most guys.
949
00:57:30,680 --> 00:57:33,660
He can't really tell when a girl is flirting with him.
950
00:57:35,360 --> 00:57:36,740
The other guy...
951
00:57:37,200 --> 00:57:38,700
is you, Charlie.
952
00:57:42,640 --> 00:57:44,720
It has been for a long time.
953
00:57:46,440 --> 00:57:48,800
And I think you feel the same way to too?
954
00:57:50,480 --> 00:57:52,260
I didn't want to go on that date tonight.
955
00:57:52,780 --> 00:57:55,000
I would have much rather been here.
956
00:57:55,000 --> 00:57:55,920
Stuck.
957
00:57:55,920 --> 00:57:57,000
With you.
958
00:57:58,300 --> 00:57:59,680
Wow!
959
00:58:01,240 --> 00:58:01,860
Um...
960
00:58:03,240 --> 00:58:04,200
I, um...
961
00:58:04,920 --> 00:58:05,660
[clears throat]
962
00:58:06,840 --> 00:58:08,320
Wow.
963
00:58:13,560 --> 00:58:15,100
Do you feel the same?
964
00:58:15,820 --> 00:58:16,480
Yeah!
965
00:58:16,480 --> 00:58:17,340
Yeah. Yes.
966
00:58:17,340 --> 00:58:18,360
Of course, I do.
967
00:58:23,920 --> 00:58:25,800
So my question is this...
968
00:58:25,800 --> 00:58:28,340
How come you never said anything?
969
00:58:29,260 --> 00:58:31,260
I don't know.
970
00:58:31,260 --> 00:58:34,700
Probably the same reason most people
don't express their feelings.
971
00:58:35,500 --> 00:58:37,040
Fear of rejection.
972
00:58:37,040 --> 00:58:38,020
Embarrassment.
973
00:58:42,000 --> 00:58:42,500
You know,
974
00:58:42,500 --> 00:58:44,080
When I'm in this room
975
00:58:44,080 --> 00:58:45,770
especially the Editing Bay,
976
00:58:45,770 --> 00:58:47,230
I'm confident.
977
00:58:48,080 --> 00:58:49,420
I know this room.
978
00:58:49,420 --> 00:58:51,100
I'm good in this room.
979
00:58:51,760 --> 00:58:53,940
I spend a lot of time in this room editing.
980
00:58:54,720 --> 00:58:57,660
It's just when I go outside that I'm nervous.
981
00:58:58,400 --> 00:58:59,760
Well yeah I get that.
982
00:59:00,080 --> 00:59:02,140
And at first I thought it was so cute.
983
00:59:03,220 --> 00:59:04,880
But then after a while.
984
00:59:04,880 --> 00:59:07,160
I started to kinda think that maybe you just didn't like me.
985
00:59:07,160 --> 00:59:09,100
And that you were just being nice to me in class.
986
00:59:09,920 --> 00:59:11,700
And then last week in your room.
987
00:59:13,300 --> 00:59:15,940
No, No. I definitely like you.
988
00:59:16,820 --> 00:59:20,260
I'm just a blubbering idiot when it
comes to talking to girls I like.
989
00:59:22,820 --> 00:59:23,720
So, um...
990
00:59:25,280 --> 00:59:26,400
Well now that we've
991
00:59:26,400 --> 00:59:30,160
professed our love for one another.
992
00:59:31,860 --> 00:59:33,120
What do we do now?
993
00:59:34,340 --> 00:59:35,020
Well...
994
00:59:36,160 --> 00:59:37,400
You can come over here.
995
00:59:38,440 --> 00:59:39,300
And...
996
00:59:39,720 --> 00:59:43,840
Tell me that you love me and that you have since
the first moment you helped me with my bag.
997
00:59:46,800 --> 00:59:48,100
And then kiss me.
998
00:59:51,160 --> 00:59:52,860
Doesn't that only happen in movies?
999
00:59:53,740 --> 00:59:54,500
Yeah.
1000
00:59:55,880 --> 00:59:56,640
But Charlie...
1001
00:59:56,640 --> 00:59:58,000
This is your movie.
1002
01:00:00,460 --> 01:00:03,340
That's the cheesiest line I've ever heard.
1003
01:00:04,160 --> 01:00:05,640
Oh, shut up.
1004
01:00:34,619 --> 01:00:36,539
Was that the sound of the alarm being armed?
1005
01:00:36,880 --> 01:00:37,480
Yep.
1006
01:00:40,180 --> 01:00:42,500
So no one's coming for us then.
1007
01:00:42,720 --> 01:00:43,220
Nope.
1008
01:00:45,220 --> 01:00:47,260
So we're stuck in here all night?
1009
01:00:50,260 --> 01:00:50,940
What should we do?
1010
01:00:52,820 --> 01:00:54,280
Well, um...
1011
01:00:54,280 --> 01:00:56,800
I guess you can use the Professor's desk as a bed.
1012
01:00:57,620 --> 01:01:00,200
You can fold up your jacket and
make that into a pillow.
1013
01:01:00,210 --> 01:01:04,930
I can give you my jacket as a blanket
but I don't think that will be very comfortable.
1014
01:01:06,180 --> 01:01:06,840
Oh.
1015
01:01:08,460 --> 01:01:09,560
Ok, thanks.
1016
01:01:13,060 --> 01:01:14,620
You know, I'm not really tired though.
1017
01:01:14,620 --> 01:01:16,200
I'm kind of a night owl.
1018
01:01:16,200 --> 01:01:17,160
Are you tired?
1019
01:01:17,160 --> 01:01:17,880
NO!
No, I'm up.
1020
01:01:19,580 --> 01:01:21,200
Ok, good.
1021
01:01:26,380 --> 01:01:28,080
Well, like, what should we do?
1022
01:01:29,360 --> 01:01:30,140
Um...
1023
01:01:32,020 --> 01:01:32,820
I don't know.
1024
01:01:33,420 --> 01:01:37,340
I've never been in a relationship with a guy
that I could talk to for more than 10 minutes.
1025
01:01:38,140 --> 01:01:39,480
Oh, so um...
1026
01:01:39,800 --> 01:01:41,260
So we're in a relationship?
1027
01:01:42,100 --> 01:01:44,320
Yeah, isn't that what you wanted?
1028
01:01:44,320 --> 01:01:46,240
Yeah, definitely.
1029
01:01:46,240 --> 01:01:48,580
I've just not been in many
relationships.
1030
01:01:49,200 --> 01:01:49,740
Oh.
1031
01:01:50,860 --> 01:01:51,800
How many?
1032
01:01:52,900 --> 01:01:53,500
Um...
1033
01:01:54,100 --> 01:01:54,780
None.
1034
01:01:58,160 --> 01:02:00,700
So that lamb story wasn't an exaggeration.
1035
01:02:01,640 --> 01:02:02,840
It was not.
1036
01:02:05,400 --> 01:02:07,240
So I'm your first girlfriend?
1037
01:02:07,840 --> 01:02:09,700
Yeah.
I guess you are.
1038
01:02:11,040 --> 01:02:12,560
How am I doing?
1039
01:02:12,560 --> 01:02:16,380
Well so far you are the coolest girlfriend I ever had.
1040
01:02:16,390 --> 01:02:19,440
Well that's good to hear.
1041
01:02:22,840 --> 01:02:24,820
I think I have some playing cards in my bag.
1042
01:02:26,480 --> 01:02:27,140
Oh.
1043
01:02:31,119 --> 01:02:32,459
You play cards?
1044
01:02:33,360 --> 01:02:34,380
No, not really.
1045
01:02:34,380 --> 01:02:35,980
These are Rob's but um...
1046
01:02:36,470 --> 01:02:38,470
I know how to play Blackjack and Solitaire.
1047
01:02:39,880 --> 01:02:40,940
Solitaire.
1048
01:02:42,560 --> 01:02:43,520
Awesome.
1049
01:02:45,740 --> 01:02:47,020
Hey, can I see that?
1050
01:02:47,520 --> 01:02:48,720
Yeah. Yeah sure.
1051
01:02:48,720 --> 01:02:50,580
That's just my knockaround camera.
1052
01:02:50,580 --> 01:02:51,800
I take it with me just in case.
1053
01:02:52,140 --> 01:02:53,360
In case of what?
1054
01:02:54,180 --> 01:02:56,180
In case I run into a celebrity.
1055
01:02:56,180 --> 01:02:58,760
Or I see something interesting that I want to film.
1056
01:03:00,920 --> 01:03:04,520
Or in case you get stuck in a room with a girl
who gets bored and wants to make a sex tape?
1057
01:03:05,090 --> 01:03:07,090
Yeah, exactly.
Something like that.
1058
01:03:11,240 --> 01:03:12,060
[camera beep]
1059
01:03:12,060 --> 01:03:15,880
Hello.
And welcome to "Future Celebrity Gossip"
1060
01:03:15,880 --> 01:03:19,450
Where we give you all the dirt on the
stars that tomorrow, today!
1061
01:03:19,450 --> 01:03:20,720
What are you doing?
1062
01:03:21,180 --> 01:03:23,620
Oh folks, we got a real treat for you
today.
1063
01:03:23,630 --> 01:03:25,430
Look who just walked into our studio.
1064
01:03:26,220 --> 01:03:27,359
It's Charlie.
1065
01:03:27,359 --> 01:03:30,399
One of Hollywood's hottest future directors.
1066
01:03:31,360 --> 01:03:33,840
It's ok Charlie, we'll start with an easy one.
1067
01:03:33,849 --> 01:03:35,909
Tell us your deepest darkest secret.
1068
01:03:38,120 --> 01:03:39,260
I don't want to play.
1069
01:03:40,040 --> 01:03:41,180
What? Come on?
1070
01:03:41,180 --> 01:03:43,660
We've got a shy one on our hands folks.
1071
01:03:44,840 --> 01:03:46,280
I'll make you a deal.
1072
01:03:46,720 --> 01:03:48,360
I'll tell you mine if you tell me yours.
1073
01:03:52,020 --> 01:03:53,180
Yes?
1074
01:03:53,700 --> 01:03:54,840
No?
1075
01:03:56,680 --> 01:03:57,680
Maybe?
1076
01:03:58,680 --> 01:04:02,040
To the paparazzi a maybe is just as good
as a key to your home.
1077
01:04:10,280 --> 01:04:10,920
My.
1078
01:04:10,920 --> 01:04:11,940
Deepest.
1079
01:04:11,940 --> 01:04:12,780
Darkest.
1080
01:04:12,780 --> 01:04:13,660
Secret.
1081
01:04:15,700 --> 01:04:16,520
[camera beep]
1082
01:04:18,600 --> 01:04:19,820
Now it's your turn.
1083
01:04:20,340 --> 01:04:21,860
Come on, dig deep Charlie.
1084
01:04:22,660 --> 01:04:24,260
Ok, um...
1085
01:04:26,000 --> 01:04:28,000
I like Michael Bay movies.
1086
01:04:29,440 --> 01:04:31,580
People can say what they want but you know...
1087
01:04:31,580 --> 01:04:33,660
if you need some shit blown up,
he's your man.
1088
01:04:34,260 --> 01:04:35,520
There, you happy?
1089
01:04:36,260 --> 01:04:37,120
No!
1090
01:04:37,260 --> 01:04:39,260
Us paparazzi are a vicious bunch.
1091
01:04:40,580 --> 01:04:43,040
Give us your deepest.
1092
01:04:43,040 --> 01:04:44,620
Darkest.
1093
01:04:44,620 --> 01:04:45,720
Secret?
1094
01:04:47,720 --> 01:04:52,200
How about the fact that we staged this whole
elaborate getting trapped in a room act?
1095
01:05:00,640 --> 01:05:01,920
What was that?
1096
01:05:01,920 --> 01:05:03,280
What was what?
1097
01:05:05,820 --> 01:05:07,820
[alarm]
1098
01:05:07,820 --> 01:05:10,680
Fucking annoying piece of shit alarm clock!
1099
01:05:19,380 --> 01:05:20,440
Oh shit!
1100
01:05:21,750 --> 01:05:23,230
I meant 11:30!
1101
01:05:23,790 --> 01:05:25,310
Chuck's gonna kill me!
1102
01:05:30,740 --> 01:05:31,900
I can't do that.
1103
01:05:31,900 --> 01:05:33,320
I can do them at the same time.
1104
01:05:33,660 --> 01:05:34,880
Everybody can do that.
1105
01:05:35,060 --> 01:05:35,560
Oh.
1106
01:05:36,220 --> 01:05:36,920
I can do one.
1107
01:05:36,930 --> 01:05:37,830
Almost.
1108
01:05:38,860 --> 01:05:39,960
I look stupid doing it.
1109
01:05:40,380 --> 01:05:41,180
Do that one.
1110
01:05:42,800 --> 01:05:43,500
I can't do it.
1111
01:05:43,500 --> 01:05:44,190
You did it.
1112
01:05:44,190 --> 01:05:45,030
It won't go though.
1113
01:05:45,320 --> 01:05:45,920
Do it again.
1114
01:05:51,480 --> 01:05:52,860
CHUCK!
1115
01:05:56,180 --> 01:05:57,200
Juliet's roommate!
1116
01:06:00,559 --> 01:06:04,139
Why don't you write a movie about your job at the library if you have so many stories about that place?
1117
01:06:04,560 --> 01:06:05,660
Actually.
1118
01:06:06,300 --> 01:06:07,080
I did.
1119
01:06:07,440 --> 01:06:08,060
Really?
1120
01:06:08,060 --> 01:06:09,640
Yeah, I mean it's not finished.
1121
01:06:09,640 --> 01:06:12,280
I need to trim it down a bit.
It's getting pretty out of hand.
1122
01:06:12,280 --> 01:06:15,019
I keep adding stuff to it
every time something happens at work.
1123
01:06:16,000 --> 01:06:17,820
Wow, I would love to read that.
1124
01:06:17,820 --> 01:06:18,599
Really?
1125
01:06:18,599 --> 01:06:21,099
I mean, cause I have it in my bag?
1126
01:06:38,390 --> 01:06:42,430
Hi, you don't know me. My name's Rob.
I'm in Juliet's film class along with my friend Chuck.
1127
01:06:42,430 --> 01:06:45,970
And I may have accidentally locked them both in the...
1128
01:06:46,010 --> 01:06:49,309
classroom and I'm just trying
to find out a way to...
1129
01:06:49,309 --> 01:06:52,609
Are those hash brownies I smell?
1130
01:07:04,840 --> 01:07:06,840
I love you.
1131
01:07:09,260 --> 01:07:12,220
Man that was fun.
1132
01:07:12,220 --> 01:07:15,060
Man, what a great date.
1133
01:07:19,780 --> 01:07:20,960
Wait a minute.
1134
01:07:22,200 --> 01:07:24,380
That wasn't a date.
1135
01:07:27,680 --> 01:07:30,500
Oh fuck, Chuck!
1136
01:07:32,480 --> 01:07:34,820
No, she needs her rest.
1137
01:07:36,180 --> 01:07:38,180
Let her rest.
1138
01:07:54,620 --> 01:07:58,260
Chuck, it's Rob. I don't know if you can hear me
but I know I fucked up big time and I'm sorry.
1139
01:07:58,260 --> 01:08:02,260
I'll get there first thing tomorrow morning and
explain to Juliet that it was all my fault
1140
01:08:02,260 --> 01:08:05,400
and that I was only supposed to keep you guys locked in there for three hours and not the whole night.
1141
01:08:05,400 --> 01:08:08,650
Oh man, this could not have gone better
for me because
1142
01:08:08,650 --> 01:08:11,730
I was just hanging out with Juliet's roommate and
if you found your Tina Fey
1143
01:08:11,730 --> 01:08:13,630
Then I found my Sarah Silverman man.
1144
01:08:13,630 --> 01:08:16,670
She was smoking hot and smoking pot.
1145
01:08:17,000 --> 01:08:18,490
We even did the Beaver Bong.
1146
01:08:18,760 --> 01:08:20,000
Tell Rob I say hi.
1147
01:08:20,000 --> 01:08:22,000
Can you believe it man, the Beaver Bong!
1148
01:08:24,240 --> 01:08:24,760
What?
1149
01:08:26,260 --> 01:08:26,760
What?
1150
01:08:28,100 --> 01:08:30,740
Oh, did you get through to someone on the phone?
1151
01:08:31,280 --> 01:08:33,280
Oh, um. No.
1152
01:08:33,280 --> 01:08:35,480
I thought I had a signal but it was just the
1153
01:08:35,480 --> 01:08:37,320
low battery beep.
1154
01:08:38,860 --> 01:08:40,300
This is really good so far.
1155
01:09:25,620 --> 01:09:26,580
Done.
1156
01:09:33,020 --> 01:09:34,280
And?
1157
01:09:34,580 --> 01:09:35,980
I love it.
1158
01:09:36,480 --> 01:09:40,080
It's funny, well written
and extremely intelligent.
1159
01:09:41,380 --> 01:09:43,000
Thank you.
1160
01:09:44,060 --> 01:09:46,340
The ending is interesting.
1161
01:09:46,340 --> 01:09:48,049
Interesting bad?
1162
01:09:48,440 --> 01:09:49,400
Well...
1163
01:09:51,000 --> 01:09:53,060
It's kind of a downer.
1164
01:09:53,060 --> 01:09:54,770
Because he doesn't get the girl?
1165
01:09:54,770 --> 01:09:57,050
Yeah. Audiences hate that.
1166
01:09:57,050 --> 01:09:59,219
I mean, critics love it
but audiences hate that.
1167
01:09:59,219 --> 01:10:01,179
I know. A lot of people have been telling me that.
1168
01:10:01,179 --> 01:10:02,419
So why don't you change it?
1169
01:10:02,420 --> 01:10:04,840
Because that's not the way it happens.
1170
01:10:05,460 --> 01:10:07,460
People don't always get
what they want in real life.
1171
01:10:08,180 --> 01:10:10,740
I'm so tired of these romantic comedies
where
1172
01:10:10,750 --> 01:10:14,440
two people who have nothing in common
wind up together in the end.
1173
01:10:14,540 --> 01:10:16,700
It's just not realistic.
1174
01:10:17,460 --> 01:10:18,340
But...
1175
01:10:18,980 --> 01:10:20,440
What about us?
1176
01:10:21,200 --> 01:10:24,580
This isn't some dumb romantic comedy
and we got together.
1177
01:10:25,640 --> 01:10:27,200
We got together by fate.
1178
01:10:28,560 --> 01:10:31,400
A higher power wanted us to be together Charlie.
1179
01:10:32,020 --> 01:10:34,020
That's why we got locked in this room tonight.
1180
01:10:37,900 --> 01:10:39,380
You really think that?
1181
01:10:39,560 --> 01:10:41,020
Of course.
1182
01:10:41,700 --> 01:10:43,120
It was our destiny.
1183
01:10:43,940 --> 01:10:46,200
Me and you were meant to be one, Charlie.
1184
01:10:46,210 --> 01:10:48,890
Fate wanted us to be together.
1185
01:10:48,890 --> 01:10:50,640
- Our paths were meant to-
- STOP!
1186
01:10:51,860 --> 01:10:52,780
What's wrong?
1187
01:10:53,600 --> 01:10:54,720
I have a confession to make.
1188
01:10:55,620 --> 01:10:56,460
What is it?
1189
01:10:58,260 --> 01:11:01,060
The reason we're stuck in this room
is because of me.
1190
01:11:01,520 --> 01:11:02,660
What do you mean?
1191
01:11:03,960 --> 01:11:07,540
When we were in the Editing Bay,
Rob convinced the Professor to
1192
01:11:07,550 --> 01:11:10,150
end class early so we would get stuck in here.
1193
01:11:11,120 --> 01:11:13,120
And he was supposed ot be back at 11:45
1194
01:11:13,120 --> 01:11:15,699
but he fell asleep and woke up late.
1195
01:11:15,699 --> 01:11:16,979
We were already locked in.
1196
01:11:16,980 --> 01:11:21,140
And now he's outside school waiting until morning
so he can come up and get us.
1197
01:11:24,080 --> 01:11:26,060
That's sick!
Why did you do that?
1198
01:11:26,060 --> 01:11:29,020
Cause I liked you and
I was afraid to ask you out.
1199
01:11:29,030 --> 01:11:31,590
And I feel comfortable in this room.
1200
01:11:31,590 --> 01:11:34,860
And I thought it would be a good place for
the two of us to get to know one another.
1201
01:11:35,960 --> 01:11:37,620
I mean, it's stupid.
I know.
1202
01:11:39,120 --> 01:11:39,780
Stupid?
1203
01:11:40,880 --> 01:11:42,080
Stupid?
1204
01:11:42,880 --> 01:11:44,480
You fucking kidnapped me!
1205
01:11:45,240 --> 01:11:46,500
I didn't kidnap you.
1206
01:11:47,280 --> 01:11:50,220
You held me against my will
for an extended period of time.
1207
01:11:52,240 --> 01:11:54,560
Okay.
So technically I kidnapped you.
1208
01:11:54,560 --> 01:11:57,500
But that's a really harsh way of putting it.
1209
01:11:58,580 --> 01:12:00,320
You lied to me, Charlie.
1210
01:12:00,320 --> 01:12:01,980
I know, I'm sorry.
1211
01:12:03,740 --> 01:12:05,220
What else did you lie about?
1212
01:12:06,520 --> 01:12:08,340
Nothing. I swear.
1213
01:12:11,550 --> 01:12:14,010
Hey, security guard came in early
and gave me the keys.
1214
01:12:21,500 --> 01:12:23,460
I thought you were different, Charlie.
1215
01:12:30,100 --> 01:12:30,860
I am.
1216
01:13:02,310 --> 01:13:04,630
Cheer up!
1217
01:13:30,610 --> 01:13:31,590
Green screen issue!
1218
01:13:53,610 --> 01:13:54,590
Chuck!
1219
01:14:03,340 --> 01:14:04,820
Hello Chuck!
1220
01:14:05,120 --> 01:14:06,840
I've got large breasts.
1221
01:15:33,470 --> 01:15:35,220
Another one of your daydreams?
1222
01:15:37,040 --> 01:15:38,660
There's something I have to tell you.
1223
01:15:39,340 --> 01:15:39,960
What is it?
1224
01:15:43,440 --> 01:15:45,580
I'm the reason we're stuck in here tonight.
1225
01:15:46,200 --> 01:15:47,040
What do you mean?
1226
01:15:48,500 --> 01:15:50,660
Well when we were in the Editing Bay...
1227
01:15:50,670 --> 01:15:53,700
Rob convinced the professor to end class
early.
1228
01:15:53,700 --> 01:15:56,980
So we would get stuck in here.
1229
01:15:56,980 --> 01:16:00,010
And he was supposed to come and get us
1230
01:16:00,010 --> 01:16:03,150
at 11:45 and he fell asleep
1231
01:16:03,150 --> 01:16:06,430
and didn't, um...
1232
01:16:06,430 --> 01:16:08,500
come get us and-
1233
01:16:08,500 --> 01:16:09,680
I know.
1234
01:16:10,920 --> 01:16:12,280
What do you mean you know?
1235
01:16:16,820 --> 01:16:17,940
Read the last page.
1236
01:16:20,060 --> 01:16:24,720
Remember to pick up Chuck
and Juliet at 11:45. Rob
1237
01:16:27,980 --> 01:16:29,620
Who signs a note to themselves?
1238
01:16:32,520 --> 01:16:35,180
Look, I'm really sorry.
It was a really stupid idea.
1239
01:16:36,240 --> 01:16:36,960
Are you mad?
1240
01:16:37,540 --> 01:16:38,220
Mad?
1241
01:16:38,780 --> 01:16:40,100
No.
1242
01:16:40,100 --> 01:16:42,240
I had fun tonight.
And I like you.
1243
01:16:42,250 --> 01:16:44,370
So no I'm not mad.
1244
01:16:44,370 --> 01:16:46,360
I'm hungry and I have to pee real bad.
1245
01:16:46,360 --> 01:16:47,780
But I'm not mad.
1246
01:17:12,510 --> 01:17:13,120
Goodnight.
1247
01:17:13,280 --> 01:17:14,040
Goodnight.
1248
01:18:05,140 --> 01:18:07,780
Aww, what the fuck man?
That burns!
1249
01:18:07,800 --> 01:18:09,600
I thought they diluted this shit.
1250
01:18:09,900 --> 01:18:11,540
Oh, it really stings.
1251
01:18:11,700 --> 01:18:12,900
These are for you.
1252
01:18:14,940 --> 01:18:17,420
Where the hell did you find flowers at
1253
01:18:17,420 --> 01:18:18,960
9:30 in the morning?
1254
01:18:18,960 --> 01:18:23,140
I got them last night after I realized I forgot
come get you guys before the building got shut down.
1255
01:18:24,400 --> 01:18:25,260
Wait, what?
1256
01:18:26,460 --> 01:18:28,240
Are you telling me you planned all this?
1257
01:18:28,240 --> 01:18:30,300
Oh, fuck man!
I thought you told her by now.
1258
01:18:30,700 --> 01:18:31,980
Aww fuck!
1259
01:18:35,320 --> 01:18:37,580
I'm sorry.
It's way too early to play this.
1260
01:18:38,480 --> 01:18:40,280
He told me the whole story.
1261
01:18:42,080 --> 01:18:43,960
Where did you find flowers at midnight?
1262
01:18:44,240 --> 01:18:45,400
A place.
1263
01:18:45,400 --> 01:18:46,700
You know, one of those.
1264
01:18:46,700 --> 01:18:48,460
Fuckin' flower store places.
1265
01:18:48,470 --> 01:18:49,350
At midnight?
1266
01:18:52,420 --> 01:18:53,380
Well whatever.
1267
01:18:53,390 --> 01:18:54,870
Thank you Rob.
1268
01:18:54,870 --> 01:18:55,910
For the flowers.
1269
01:18:57,300 --> 01:18:58,100
Are these?
1270
01:18:58,840 --> 01:18:59,440
Fake?
1271
01:19:02,040 --> 01:19:03,100
Oh, what the fuck?
1272
01:19:04,420 --> 01:19:06,520
Somebody's fake fuckin' flowers!
1273
01:19:07,260 --> 01:19:08,600
Well, I'm sorry.
1274
01:19:08,600 --> 01:19:09,610
Well, thank you.
1275
01:19:10,300 --> 01:19:12,100
Oh, and for the song.
1276
01:19:13,480 --> 01:19:15,080
You're welcome, Juliet.
1277
01:19:17,400 --> 01:19:19,500
I think there was something on those flowers.
1278
01:19:20,420 --> 01:19:21,620
So, uh...
1279
01:19:22,100 --> 01:19:23,560
I just want to thank you.
1280
01:19:24,060 --> 01:19:25,980
You had a really stupid idea.
1281
01:19:25,980 --> 01:19:27,670
You talked me into it
and it worked.
1282
01:19:27,670 --> 01:19:29,190
So... thanks.
1283
01:19:29,500 --> 01:19:30,920
Hey, don't thank me.
1284
01:19:30,930 --> 01:19:33,780
Thank those miners and cable TV
for exploiting their story.
1285
01:19:36,200 --> 01:19:37,140
Either way, thanks.
1286
01:19:38,820 --> 01:19:40,480
I look out for you, Charlie.
1287
01:19:41,580 --> 01:19:42,700
I look out for ya.
1288
01:19:44,280 --> 01:19:45,220
Charlie?
1289
01:19:46,079 --> 01:19:49,159
So does this mean I'm not a loser anymore?
1290
01:19:49,360 --> 01:19:50,020
No.
1291
01:19:50,449 --> 01:19:52,449
You got the girl but you're still a loser.
1292
01:19:52,449 --> 01:19:54,269
Just not enough of one for me to call you Chuck.
1293
01:19:54,800 --> 01:19:57,560
Eventually she'll realize she can do better
and dump your ass.
1294
01:19:57,700 --> 01:19:59,300
That's when the name comes back.
1295
01:20:00,780 --> 01:20:01,680
Hang tough.
1296
01:20:49,600 --> 01:20:54,160
[song about fucking a unicorn]
1297
01:22:02,520 --> 01:22:03,420
What you guys think?
1298
01:22:05,380 --> 01:22:07,060
It was, um...
1299
01:22:07,920 --> 01:22:09,220
It was good.
1300
01:22:09,220 --> 01:22:12,040
Oh, I loved it.
I love songs about
1301
01:22:12,040 --> 01:22:14,860
mythical inter-species erotica.
1302
01:22:15,340 --> 01:22:16,980
And I like unicorns.
1303
01:22:16,980 --> 01:22:18,380
Just not in that way.
1304
01:22:18,380 --> 01:22:21,360
Well it's great that you guys liked it.
1305
01:22:21,360 --> 01:22:24,240
I really want to see these guys
signed up to a big major label.
1306
01:22:25,820 --> 01:22:27,440
You know what I was just thinking about?
1307
01:22:27,450 --> 01:22:28,990
Fucking a unicorn?
1308
01:22:29,490 --> 01:22:31,050
Besides that.
1309
01:22:31,300 --> 01:22:33,300
Movie endings.
1310
01:22:33,300 --> 01:22:35,760
What about them?
1311
01:22:35,760 --> 01:22:39,820
I think I discovered something
I hate more than the
1312
01:22:39,820 --> 01:22:42,720
Hollywood happy ending where
everything turns out for the better.
1313
01:22:42,720 --> 01:22:44,180
And what's that?
1314
01:22:44,180 --> 01:22:45,580
The end credits!
1315
01:22:46,700 --> 01:22:47,880
What about them?
1316
01:22:47,880 --> 01:22:48,880
I just hate them.
1317
01:22:48,880 --> 01:22:49,660
Ok.
1318
01:22:49,660 --> 01:22:51,920
There's no reason for them.
Nobody ever reads them.
1319
01:22:51,950 --> 01:22:52,990
I do.
1320
01:22:52,990 --> 01:22:54,180
No, you don't.
1321
01:22:54,180 --> 01:22:57,740
I know. I lied.
I just wanted to be part of the conversation.
1322
01:22:57,740 --> 01:23:01,400
And I hate how the people just
acknowledge that nobody reads them.
1323
01:23:01,740 --> 01:23:05,020
You know how they put those little windows
alongside the credits as they scroll.
1324
01:23:05,020 --> 01:23:07,960
And they play things like an epilogue or gag reels.
1325
01:23:07,960 --> 01:23:10,920
Come on, if the epilogue was really important
you would have just put it in the movie.
1326
01:23:10,920 --> 01:23:14,280
And the gag reels just going to end up on the
bonus features of the DVD anyway.
1327
01:23:14,280 --> 01:23:18,160
Those little windows are pretty much
defeating the purpose of even having end credits
1328
01:23:18,160 --> 01:23:21,680
because it makes the viewer,
if they haven't stopped watching by now,
1329
01:23:21,690 --> 01:23:25,170
focus on that tiny little window instead of
the names that are scrolling on the screen.
1330
01:23:25,170 --> 01:23:25,890
Exactly!
1331
01:23:25,890 --> 01:23:30,490
And then at that very end of it they put
a ten second long little scene.
1332
01:23:30,490 --> 01:23:33,500
Yeah, and no one ever sticks
around in the theater to watch it anyway.
1333
01:23:33,500 --> 01:23:37,500
And when it comes out on DVD people just fast forward
through the credits just to get to that scene.
1334
01:23:37,500 --> 01:23:38,940
And it's never worth the effort.
1335
01:23:38,940 --> 01:23:41,620
What about FERRIS BUELLER'S DAY OFF
where at the end he's like
1336
01:23:41,620 --> 01:23:43,620
get the fuck out of my house.
1337
01:23:43,620 --> 01:23:44,900
That was awesome.
1338
01:23:44,900 --> 01:23:47,340
Well, yeah, Ferris Bueller's an exception but
1339
01:23:47,340 --> 01:23:48,900
usually they do suck.
1340
01:23:48,900 --> 01:23:51,200
You know what else they gotta do?
They need to get rid of that boring ass
1341
01:23:51,200 --> 01:23:53,800
white text scrolling on the black background.
1342
01:23:53,810 --> 01:23:57,270
I mean every once in a while they add some
fucking lame ass animation.
1343
01:23:57,270 --> 01:24:00,210
Or some bullshit like that but it's
basically the same white on black motif.
1344
01:24:00,210 --> 01:24:02,270
Someone should change that shit up!
1345
01:24:02,450 --> 01:24:08,540
Yeah, you know what would be really cool.
If they have the actual cast member or crew member
1346
01:24:08,550 --> 01:24:11,620
come on the screen and just
say their name and what they did.
1347
01:24:11,620 --> 01:24:14,640
Well yeah. I mean that would be cool
but it would probably take too long.
1348
01:24:14,640 --> 01:24:16,360
Well yeah but...
1349
01:24:16,360 --> 01:24:20,560
If nobody cares about the end credits anyway
and it's just a legal issue, what's the diff?
1350
01:24:21,280 --> 01:24:24,400
Well, you are forgetting one
important thing about the credits.
1351
01:24:24,400 --> 01:24:25,180
Which is?
1352
01:24:25,180 --> 01:24:26,160
The music!
1353
01:24:26,160 --> 01:24:30,660
Bingo. The credits is the last
point that the studio can squeeze in a hit song
1354
01:24:30,660 --> 01:24:32,400
that barely has anything to do
with the movie
1355
01:24:32,410 --> 01:24:35,070
just so they can put it on the soundtrack
and sell more CDs.
1356
01:24:35,070 --> 01:24:36,240
That's so true.
1357
01:24:36,240 --> 01:24:38,880
Like every romantic comedy
has to have the newest love song.
1358
01:24:47,360 --> 01:24:51,200
Well when you make your own movie,
you can do whatever you want with the end credits.
1359
01:24:51,200 --> 01:24:52,600
You can just play them in silence.
1360
01:24:52,600 --> 01:24:55,460
Or have your characters talk over
them the entire time.
1361
01:24:57,100 --> 01:24:59,360
Those both some pretty lame
98953
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