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[Chanting "Kevin"]
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[Chanting "Neil"]
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Oh!Seven in a row!
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That's seven for Kevin!
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We're in Seventh Kevin,
baby!
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Hey, one more
and that's a sweep, son,
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and that means a naked lap
for you, Neil!
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[Laughs]
God, not again.
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Patty, what do you care?
You're my sister.
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You used to change
my diapers.
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Which is weird 'cause you're
three years older than me.
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[Laughter]
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Come on.Alright. Watch this.
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Here we go.
Kevin.
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Larry Bird!
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Aah!
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[Laughs]
I mean, sorry, Mom.
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Neil, what is
our one house rule?
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Together: Yankees suck.
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No.
Don't call me Mom.
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And, yes, of course,
Yankees suck.
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Well, this looks fun.
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This is practice.
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Can't lose
the beer pong tournament
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at our anniversary party.
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Okay, yes, well,
about the party.
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I've been thinking --Patty: Oh.
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Man.
No!
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[Laughter]
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That maybe,
instead of a rager,
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we could celebrate
our 10th anniversary
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with something
more...adult.
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Like a threesome?Like a threesome?
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Um, no.
No.
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Like, maybe a-a grown-up
dinner together.
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[Scoffs]I mean, we are 35.
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Yeah, but you're lady 35
and I'm boy 35.
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What's the difference?
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Well, I'm just hitting
my prime, and you --
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Hmm?
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...are, too.
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Very quick.
I think she bought it.
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Come on.
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You love
the Anniversa-rager.
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You always say,
"I don't want one!"
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But I know you have
the best time
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putting it together
and --
Oh!
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I do love
a planning phase.
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That's my girl.
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Nothing says "party"
like your flowcharts.
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Alright.
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Let's get this all cleared up,
okay?
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'Cause dinner's
almost ready.
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-Oh, come on!
-I'm up next!
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No, see, this is why
I call you "Mom."
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Guys,
leave her alone, alright?
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Someone has to be responsible.
[Chuckling] Right?
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Thank you.
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Okay, babe, how about this --
how about next year,
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we will celebrate
our anniversary your way, 'kay?
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Okay.
Yoink.
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Game on!
[Laughs]
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Game over!
It's naked lap time, Neil!
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Hey, babe.Yes?
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Can you grab us
freshies?
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Oh!
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Allison,
avert your eyes.
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I can't have you
leaving Kevin for me.
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[Laughter]
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[Dramatic music plays]
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[Indistinct conversation
in distance]
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[High-pitched ringing]
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♪♪
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[Glass shatters]
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[Indistinct conversation
continues in distance]
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[Breathing heavily]
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I'm fine!
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[Breathing heavily]
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[Light laughter]
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[Loud laughter]
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[High-pitched ringing]
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♪♪
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♪♪
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[Chuckles]
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♪♪
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[Breathing heavily]
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[Grunting]
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[Clears throat]
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[Breathing heavily]
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[Exhales sharply]
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[Dog barking in distance]
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[Exhales shakily]
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Ugh.
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[Sighs]
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[Clears throat] Okay.
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[Sighs]
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I just stepped on
a very large roach.
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Aw, no.
Did you kill it?
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Worcester Harvest Fair has
a contest for biggest vermin.
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'Course we do.
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Next time, just, uh,
sweep 'im into your shoe.
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It was bigger
than my shoe.
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God.
I hope he had babies.
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Uh, what have I said
about green stuff?
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It's garnish.
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On scrambled eggs
and hot dogs?
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Yes.
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Uh.
Nom-nom-nom-nom-nom.
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Yum.
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[Laughter]
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Ke-- Mm.
Kevin, when I bought you
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those Curt Schilling coasters,
you promised you'd use them.
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This coffee table's
from Pottery Barn.[Scoffs]
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Pottery Barn from Goodwill
is just Goodwill.
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It's like getting lobster
from McDonald's.
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It's the nicest thing
we have in this house.
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Uh, I think you're forgetting
about my Wade Boggs rookie card.
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No, I'm not.
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Hey. We've been here
for 10 years now.
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Don't you think it's time
we take some of the money
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we've saved
and invest in our future?
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Wade Boggs
only appreciates.
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You never get that feeling that
maybe change wouldn't be so --
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Nope.
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Well, look at the time.
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You really should get --
really should get going.
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Aw. Man.
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Can't we switch places
for the day?
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How'd that work?
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Well, uh, you can wear
a fat suit and install cable,
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and I can work
at the happiest place on Earth.
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It's a liquor store.I know what I said.
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It's no fair that you get
to work there
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while I have to watch
my snobby boss
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give the fiber optic job
to Brenda.
To Brenda.
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That job was mine.
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Well, it pays the same.Psh.
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You can't put a price
on prestige.
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Tell that
to Pottery Barn.
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[Laughter]
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Okay. Well, I'm gonna go run
some errands before work.
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Oh.
Uh, hey, if you're looking
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for an anniversary gift idea
for me,
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they make alcoholic snow cones
now, so, just an idea.
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I saw the note you left
on the bathroom mirror.
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You know that's
permanent marker, right?
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Well, that's 'cause
it's a permanent reminder.
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And I'm sure you're
wondering what I'm gonna
get you for the occasion,
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so tell Neil what to get
and he'll tell me.Tell Neil what to get
and he'll tell you.
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Okay.
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Love you.
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Love you.
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[Laughter]
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[Sighs]
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[Clock ticking]
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[Sniffles]
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[High-pitched ringing]
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♪♪
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[Ringing stops]
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[Breathing heavily]
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♪♪
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♪ Do, do-do-do,
do-do-do, do-do-do-do-do-do ♪
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♪ Do-do-do, do-do-do
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Hey.
Hey.
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♪ A shady tree
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♪ You and me
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♪ So young and free
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♪ Yes, these are
the best things in life ♪
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♪ Fly away
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♪ A warm embrace
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♪ A smiling face
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Pick up your trash.
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It's not that hard.
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♪ In life
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♪ Without your love
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♪ It doesn't mean a thing
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♪ For only you can
make these things ♪
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♪ Worth remembering
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No!
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♪ A yellow moon
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Aah!
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Why would anyone
put a trash can there
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in the first place?
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Ugh!
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♪ Yes, these are
the best things in life ♪
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♪ Without your love
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♪ It doesn't mean a thing
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♪ For only you
can make these things ♪
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♪ Worth remembering
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♪♪
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♪♪
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♪♪
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♪♪
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Man: It's yours
if you want it.
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[Horns honking]Oh.
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I don't think it's wanting it
enough that's the problem.
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Well,
a new listing came in.
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I thought of you
the minute I saw it.
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What?
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Sellers are motivated,
it's within the gates,
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but on the smaller side,
and you only need 5% down.
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Wow.
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That's, like, all our savings.
[Chuckles]
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10 years' worth
just for a down payment?
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I don't think I could --Eh.
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Math is workable.
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Math is workable?
[Chuckles]
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Come on in,
we'll do some crunching.
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I'll take your coat.
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Come on. [Chuckles]
Here.
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Um, let me, um --Just a sec.
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Sorry.
Oh!
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God, what the hell?
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Oh, my God.
I am so sorry.
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Oh, no.
I just bit my tongue.
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Can I --
No, no.
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Just come in,
and we can discuss the --
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You know what?
It's -- It's fine.
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'Cause I don't think
this actually would really make
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a lot of sense for us
right now.
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Mm. Yeah.
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But you should
really ice that.
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♪♪
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♪♪
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♪♪
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[Indistinct conversation]
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Hi.
Excuse me.
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Hi.
Woman: Hi.
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Um, could you tell me
what shade of red is right?
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I-It's my anniversary
coming up,
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and I've always loved kind of
the classic red lip, you know?
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But when I try,
I always choose
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the wrong shade of red
and end up looking trashy.
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With you?
Impossible.
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Come on.
No, no.
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I think whatever you're
wearing now is perfect.
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I totally agree.
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This whole look
really works for you.
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Yeah.
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Well, it's just
tinted ChapStick.
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[Chuckles]Oh. [Chuckles]
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♪♪
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Well, you coulda told me.
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♪♪
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♪♪
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And a Powah Ball quick pick,
bonus numbah 11 for Edelman.
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And, uh, throw in a couple
of the wheel scratchers.
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My girl likes 'em.[Chuckles]
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Allison.
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There's my girl.
How are ya?
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Hey, D.
I'm -- I'm good.
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How are you?
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Eh, you know, better than your
Uncle Chuck with his back.
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They call it
a slipped disc?
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More like it tripped down
three flights of stairs.
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But...
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what can you do, right?
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Physical therapy?
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Oh, sweetie,
you got a little snag.
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Ooh.
What's in the fancy bag?
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You bring your auntie
something nice.
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Uh, no.
It's for Kevin.
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I got him a watch
for our anniversary.
264
00:11:59,458 --> 00:12:02,156
Mm. La-de-da.
[Chuckles]
265
00:12:02,200 --> 00:12:04,203
What'd he get you?Nothing yet.
266
00:12:04,246 --> 00:12:06,378
He wants me to tell him
what I want.
267
00:12:06,421 --> 00:12:07,988
Mm.
Good man.
268
00:12:08,032 --> 00:12:10,818
O-Our first anniversary,
Chuck got me running shoes.
269
00:12:10,862 --> 00:12:12,993
Yeah.
Can you imagine?
270
00:12:13,038 --> 00:12:14,996
These knees don't run.[Chuckles]
271
00:12:15,040 --> 00:12:16,780
Don't make men guess.
272
00:12:16,823 --> 00:12:19,784
Tell him you want a Dyson
or a Pandora's bracelet.
273
00:12:19,827 --> 00:12:22,525
Well, I-I don't want
any of that.
274
00:12:22,569 --> 00:12:23,830
[Sighs]
275
00:12:23,875 --> 00:12:25,310
Sign of a good life.
276
00:12:25,353 --> 00:12:27,791
Hmm?
[Chuckles]
277
00:12:27,834 --> 00:12:29,401
You got lucky, honey.
278
00:12:29,444 --> 00:12:30,620
Mm?
279
00:12:30,664 --> 00:12:32,231
We both did.
280
00:12:34,886 --> 00:12:37,017
Ah.
281
00:12:37,062 --> 00:12:38,237
[Sighing] Ah.
282
00:12:38,280 --> 00:12:40,718
[High-pitched ringing]
283
00:12:42,458 --> 00:12:43,808
Kevin?
284
00:12:43,851 --> 00:12:45,809
Present.Oh, good, you're home.
285
00:12:45,852 --> 00:12:47,202
I'm home and I'm screwed.
286
00:12:47,246 --> 00:12:48,594
Uh-huh.
287
00:12:48,637 --> 00:12:49,857
Word of the party
got around work.
288
00:12:49,900 --> 00:12:52,033
All the way up
to Bossman Harrison.
289
00:12:52,077 --> 00:12:53,468
Uh-huh.
290
00:12:53,512 --> 00:12:56,036
Now he's coming
and he cannot hang.
291
00:12:56,080 --> 00:12:58,213
I found what I want
for our anniversary.
292
00:12:58,256 --> 00:12:59,823
I told you to tell Neil.
293
00:12:59,867 --> 00:13:02,217
I did.
He's crying next door.
294
00:13:02,261 --> 00:13:04,654
[Laughter]
295
00:13:04,698 --> 00:13:06,046
Happy anniversary.
296
00:13:06,091 --> 00:13:07,788
What's this?
297
00:13:07,832 --> 00:13:09,223
We're moving!
298
00:13:09,267 --> 00:13:10,617
[Laughter]
299
00:13:13,488 --> 00:13:17,666
♪♪
300
00:13:17,711 --> 00:13:19,059
Okay, so we need to get
a credit report
301
00:13:19,103 --> 00:13:21,019
and fill out
an application.
302
00:13:21,062 --> 00:13:23,107
And you paid off that student
loan a while back, right?
303
00:13:23,150 --> 00:13:26,458
Why would I pay it back
if you never went to college?
304
00:13:26,501 --> 00:13:28,112
Because you still used it.Yeah.
305
00:13:28,155 --> 00:13:31,506
To invest in Neil's Hooters
for Butts business.
306
00:13:31,550 --> 00:13:33,291
Ah, yes.
Only a matter of time
307
00:13:33,334 --> 00:13:35,815
till you see
that back-end.
308
00:13:35,859 --> 00:13:37,469
Can you, uh, hand me
the tablet?
309
00:13:39,906 --> 00:13:42,040
[Laughter]
310
00:13:42,083 --> 00:13:43,563
Why are you doing that?
311
00:13:43,606 --> 00:13:46,347
Well, ladies always do it
in the movies,
312
00:13:46,391 --> 00:13:48,481
and I wanted
to feel fancy.
313
00:13:48,524 --> 00:13:53,006
[Laughter]
314
00:13:53,050 --> 00:13:55,704
Kev, thisis fancy.
315
00:13:55,748 --> 00:13:58,925
Look, it's got granite
countertops and a mudroom.
316
00:13:58,969 --> 00:14:01,275
We could be Amherst Gates
residents in one month.
317
00:14:01,319 --> 00:14:02,495
It's great, babe.
It is.
318
00:14:02,538 --> 00:14:04,496
But, I mean...
319
00:14:04,540 --> 00:14:06,324
do we have to go?
[Chuckles]
320
00:14:06,367 --> 00:14:09,544
Can't some things
just stay the same anymore?
321
00:14:09,588 --> 00:14:12,373
We've saved for so long.
We can cover the down payment.
322
00:14:12,418 --> 00:14:14,072
We can own a home.
323
00:14:14,115 --> 00:14:16,639
Is it really that much better
than this place?
324
00:14:16,683 --> 00:14:19,554
[Laughter]
325
00:14:22,166 --> 00:14:24,343
It's not about the house,
you know?
326
00:14:24,386 --> 00:14:25,953
It's a fresh start.
327
00:14:25,996 --> 00:14:28,913
We can be everything
we always wanted.
328
00:14:28,955 --> 00:14:32,045
[Chuckling] I don't know
what else we could be, but...
329
00:14:32,089 --> 00:14:33,786
but okay.
330
00:14:33,830 --> 00:14:35,049
Okay.
331
00:14:35,093 --> 00:14:38,096
What Allison wants,
Allison gets.
332
00:14:38,139 --> 00:14:39,924
Good.
333
00:14:39,967 --> 00:14:41,141
'Cause I've already made
an appointment at the bank
334
00:14:41,185 --> 00:14:42,317
first thing Monday morning
after the party.
335
00:14:42,361 --> 00:14:44,579
Ah.
What party?
336
00:14:44,623 --> 00:14:48,410
It's useless now that High
and Mighty Harrison is coming.
337
00:14:48,453 --> 00:14:50,586
Being around him
is constant work.
338
00:14:50,630 --> 00:14:54,415
Oh, you say the same thing
about shoes with laces.
339
00:14:54,459 --> 00:14:57,723
I don't even see the point
of a party anymore.
340
00:14:57,766 --> 00:14:59,290
Oh, God.
341
00:14:59,333 --> 00:15:02,771
I've lost the will
to rage!
342
00:15:02,815 --> 00:15:04,687
What is there even
to live for anymore?
343
00:15:04,731 --> 00:15:07,820
[Laughter]
344
00:15:12,043 --> 00:15:15,001
Oh.
345
00:15:15,045 --> 00:15:17,135
Look at
that closet space.
346
00:15:17,178 --> 00:15:18,396
Wow. [Chuckles]
347
00:15:18,439 --> 00:15:21,747
So much room
for cleaning products.
348
00:15:21,790 --> 00:15:23,401
[Chuckles]Oh, and that bedroom.
349
00:15:23,444 --> 00:15:25,359
Ooh, I never wanna leave
that bedroom.
350
00:15:25,404 --> 00:15:26,752
[Chuckles]
[Chuckles]
351
00:15:26,795 --> 00:15:28,842
I can see us now.
352
00:15:28,886 --> 00:15:30,799
Lying in that bed.
353
00:15:30,843 --> 00:15:34,194
You're wearing
some hot little thing.
354
00:15:34,238 --> 00:15:36,197
I'm wearing...
355
00:15:36,241 --> 00:15:39,635
just a T-shirt.
356
00:15:39,679 --> 00:15:44,161
And we can finally do that thing
you say we'll never do.
357
00:15:44,204 --> 00:15:46,991
We've had
this discussion.
358
00:15:47,034 --> 00:15:48,775
Gotta embrace change,
baby.
359
00:15:48,818 --> 00:15:51,212
[Laughter]
360
00:15:53,606 --> 00:15:56,174
♪♪
361
00:15:56,217 --> 00:15:57,652
[Applause]
362
00:15:59,351 --> 00:16:01,526
[Water running]
363
00:16:01,569 --> 00:16:03,223
[Slurping]
364
00:16:03,267 --> 00:16:05,139
[Spitting]
365
00:16:05,183 --> 00:16:06,748
[Water stops]
366
00:16:06,793 --> 00:16:08,141
[Drain gurgling]
367
00:16:08,185 --> 00:16:15,236
♪♪
368
00:16:15,280 --> 00:16:22,286
♪♪
369
00:16:22,329 --> 00:16:29,250
♪♪
370
00:16:36,736 --> 00:16:39,694
♪♪
371
00:16:39,738 --> 00:16:41,654
You know, we never got to have
parties in the seminary.
372
00:16:41,697 --> 00:16:44,003
So that's why you had to have
sex with nuns -- the boredom.
373
00:16:44,048 --> 00:16:46,006
What can I say?
374
00:16:46,049 --> 00:16:47,224
I got in the habit.
375
00:16:47,267 --> 00:16:49,183
[Laughs]
376
00:16:49,227 --> 00:16:50,837
Come on!
377
00:16:50,879 --> 00:16:52,404
It was just one nun,
378
00:16:52,446 --> 00:16:54,579
and please don't talk
about my parents having sex.
379
00:16:54,623 --> 00:16:55,928
[Laughter]
380
00:16:55,972 --> 00:16:57,408
I thought for a second
you canceled.
381
00:16:57,452 --> 00:16:58,671
Ah.
Never!
382
00:16:58,713 --> 00:17:00,194
I had one of my strokes
of genius!
383
00:17:00,238 --> 00:17:01,674
I wish I'd have those.
384
00:17:01,716 --> 00:17:04,284
You know, instead
of the regular strokes.
385
00:17:04,328 --> 00:17:06,722
I realized, I spend
every Anniversa-rager
386
00:17:06,765 --> 00:17:08,289
putting out fires.
387
00:17:08,332 --> 00:17:11,030
That was one time,
and your eyebrows grew back.
388
00:17:11,075 --> 00:17:13,293
Mr. Harrison
is a tiny hiccup.
389
00:17:13,338 --> 00:17:15,861
We just gotta keep him away
from our party.
390
00:17:15,905 --> 00:17:19,170
So, we're gonna have another
fancy, boring-person party
391
00:17:19,213 --> 00:17:22,215
for him in the living room
that you get to throw.
392
00:17:22,260 --> 00:17:24,088
"Get to"?
393
00:17:24,130 --> 00:17:26,133
You'll distract Harrison
with wine
394
00:17:26,176 --> 00:17:27,916
and tiny crackers
in the living room,
395
00:17:27,961 --> 00:17:29,789
and I'll take care
of the real party.
396
00:17:29,831 --> 00:17:31,224
Okay, but you really think
he's not gonna notice
397
00:17:31,269 --> 00:17:33,052
a party
in the next room?
398
00:17:33,097 --> 00:17:37,057
We're having our party
in the backyard, Allison.
399
00:17:37,100 --> 00:17:39,406
Think of the kitchen as a buffer
between the two,
400
00:17:39,451 --> 00:17:42,322
and you -- you're the most
important part of the plan.
401
00:17:42,367 --> 00:17:43,715
You're the gatekeeper.
402
00:17:43,759 --> 00:17:45,152
Like St. Peter.
403
00:17:45,195 --> 00:17:46,501
But more judgmental.
404
00:17:46,545 --> 00:17:49,287
[Laughter]
405
00:17:49,329 --> 00:17:51,592
I have always wanted to have
the boss over for dinner.
406
00:17:51,636 --> 00:17:53,508
It's what people do,
right?
Great.
407
00:17:53,551 --> 00:17:55,944
Then since it's also
yourparty,
408
00:17:55,989 --> 00:17:58,383
you get to pick up
the supplies.
409
00:17:58,425 --> 00:18:00,601
"Get to"?
410
00:18:00,645 --> 00:18:02,908
Okay, but if I do this,
you have to behave, okay?
411
00:18:02,952 --> 00:18:04,911
No liquor.
Only beer.
412
00:18:04,953 --> 00:18:06,390
We have that appointment at
the bank first thing tomorrow.
413
00:18:06,434 --> 00:18:08,957
Hey, I'll take it easy
like Sunday morning.
414
00:18:09,001 --> 00:18:10,221
It's Monday morning.What?
415
00:18:10,263 --> 00:18:11,961
Huh?
416
00:18:12,004 --> 00:18:13,615
Just don't go crazy,
okay?
417
00:18:13,658 --> 00:18:15,399
We need the bank guy
to believe
418
00:18:15,443 --> 00:18:17,097
that we're the kind of people
who deserve a new house.
419
00:18:17,140 --> 00:18:19,578
You're not actually moving,
right?
420
00:18:19,620 --> 00:18:21,710
This is like when you said
you were going back to school?
421
00:18:21,753 --> 00:18:24,147
Or when you wanted
to go to Paris?
422
00:18:24,191 --> 00:18:25,974
Yeah, we'll just kinda all
pretend it's happening
423
00:18:26,019 --> 00:18:27,889
until you come
to your senses?
424
00:18:27,934 --> 00:18:29,761
Nope.
You and your sister
425
00:18:29,805 --> 00:18:31,415
are gonna have new neighbors
to torture.
426
00:18:31,459 --> 00:18:33,026
It's happening, Neil.
427
00:18:33,069 --> 00:18:35,897
Neil: [Whimpering]
428
00:18:35,942 --> 00:18:38,030
Oh.
429
00:18:38,075 --> 00:18:39,466
I don't want you
to overreact --
430
00:18:39,511 --> 00:18:41,599
I'm dying inside!
431
00:18:41,643 --> 00:18:44,341
[Laughter]
432
00:18:44,385 --> 00:18:45,994
And outside!
433
00:18:46,039 --> 00:18:49,781
[Laughter]
434
00:18:49,825 --> 00:18:51,392
Should we --I'm good.
435
00:18:56,180 --> 00:19:04,752
♪♪
436
00:19:04,797 --> 00:19:13,414
♪♪
437
00:19:13,457 --> 00:19:22,336
♪♪
438
00:19:22,379 --> 00:19:24,164
Give me the lip stain
in candy apple.
439
00:19:24,207 --> 00:19:27,863
♪♪
440
00:19:27,906 --> 00:19:29,386
Please.
441
00:19:29,430 --> 00:19:31,562
♪♪
442
00:19:31,606 --> 00:19:36,307
["I'm Shipping Up to Boston"
ringtone plays]
443
00:19:36,349 --> 00:19:38,438
Ugh.
444
00:19:38,482 --> 00:19:40,092
Kevin?
445
00:19:40,136 --> 00:19:43,313
Oh.
Talk slower.
446
00:19:43,357 --> 00:19:44,576
Okay.
447
00:19:44,618 --> 00:19:46,055
Please stop saying "meats."
448
00:19:46,098 --> 00:19:47,926
Meats!
449
00:19:47,970 --> 00:19:50,015
I just found out
that Mr. Harrison goes nuts
450
00:19:50,059 --> 00:19:51,973
for those fancy cheese
and meat plates,
451
00:19:52,018 --> 00:19:54,194
so I need you
to pick one up.
452
00:19:54,238 --> 00:19:55,847
Because I'm busy.
453
00:19:55,890 --> 00:19:58,589
I'm auditioning Tom Brady
look-alikes for the party.
454
00:19:58,633 --> 00:20:00,461
[Laughter]
455
00:20:02,070 --> 00:20:05,684
Tampa Bay is trash, man.
456
00:20:05,726 --> 00:20:07,119
People adore you here.
457
00:20:07,164 --> 00:20:09,992
[Laughter]
458
00:20:10,036 --> 00:20:13,257
You should've stayed.
459
00:20:13,299 --> 00:20:14,432
Well, I had a great run
in New England, and I --
460
00:20:14,474 --> 00:20:16,260
Why does
everybody leave?!
461
00:20:16,302 --> 00:20:18,653
Neil, buddy, take it easy.
462
00:20:18,696 --> 00:20:20,873
We're gonna be okay.
463
00:20:20,915 --> 00:20:22,656
Meats and cheeses.
464
00:20:22,701 --> 00:20:29,229
♪♪
465
00:20:29,272 --> 00:20:35,757
♪♪
466
00:20:35,800 --> 00:20:36,932
Man: Hey, honey.
467
00:20:36,975 --> 00:20:39,282
A smile looks nice on you.
468
00:20:39,326 --> 00:20:41,415
Hey, you wanna see
if you pass inspection?
469
00:20:41,459 --> 00:20:42,460
No thanks.It's a joke.
470
00:20:42,502 --> 00:20:43,938
It's a joke.
471
00:20:43,982 --> 00:20:44,678
If you wanna party in the back,
though...
472
00:20:44,722 --> 00:20:46,245
No.
473
00:20:46,290 --> 00:20:47,986
Well, I'm here all the time,
you change your mind.
474
00:20:48,030 --> 00:20:56,386
[Indistinct conversations]
475
00:20:56,430 --> 00:21:04,699
♪♪
476
00:21:04,742 --> 00:21:06,178
Um, hi.
477
00:21:06,222 --> 00:21:07,745
I was hoping to get a coffee
and that maybe
478
00:21:07,789 --> 00:21:09,661
you had
a charcuterie plate.
479
00:21:09,703 --> 00:21:11,879
The charcuterie plate
is on our catering menu,
480
00:21:11,924 --> 00:21:13,055
so you'd
have to place those order --
481
00:21:13,098 --> 00:21:14,360
Aah. Aah!
482
00:21:14,405 --> 00:21:15,492
Shit. Shit.
483
00:21:15,536 --> 00:21:17,538
[Chuckling] Oh!
484
00:21:17,581 --> 00:21:18,626
Sam.
485
00:21:18,670 --> 00:21:20,193
Allie.
486
00:21:20,236 --> 00:21:22,107
[Chuckling] Hi.[Sighs]
487
00:21:22,151 --> 00:21:24,153
Thought I might see you
at some point.
488
00:21:24,196 --> 00:21:25,894
You look [Sighs]...
No.
489
00:21:25,937 --> 00:21:27,678
...exactly the same.
490
00:21:27,722 --> 00:21:28,983
[Chuckles]
491
00:21:29,028 --> 00:21:32,944
Uh, h-- wh--
you, uh, moved back?
492
00:21:32,988 --> 00:21:35,599
And you work
at a diner?
493
00:21:35,643 --> 00:21:37,558
Close.
I moved back,
494
00:21:37,601 --> 00:21:40,560
and I owna diner.
495
00:21:40,605 --> 00:21:42,780
This is yours?
496
00:21:42,824 --> 00:21:44,478
Okay.
497
00:21:44,521 --> 00:21:47,437
Oh, yeah, well, I'm surprised
I didn't recognize you.
498
00:21:47,481 --> 00:21:49,917
Well, market research
shows people in New England
499
00:21:49,962 --> 00:21:53,791
like diners where they think
a white lady cooks the food.
500
00:21:53,835 --> 00:21:56,011
Doesn't market research
also show that
501
00:21:56,055 --> 00:21:58,186
Worcester is not the best place
to open a yuppie diner?
502
00:21:58,231 --> 00:21:59,537
You'd be surprised.
503
00:21:59,579 --> 00:22:00,972
Worcester's
an up-and-coming city.
504
00:22:01,015 --> 00:22:02,713
No, it's not.
No, it's not.
505
00:22:02,757 --> 00:22:05,499
Oh.
[Chuckles]
506
00:22:05,542 --> 00:22:06,761
But I wanted
to come back.
507
00:22:06,805 --> 00:22:09,286
But why?
You got out.
508
00:22:09,328 --> 00:22:10,242
You got to live
in New York City.
509
00:22:10,287 --> 00:22:12,244
Well, Syracuse.
510
00:22:12,289 --> 00:22:14,029
Okay, well,
aNew York city.
511
00:22:14,072 --> 00:22:17,250
[Chuckles]
512
00:22:17,293 --> 00:22:19,383
So, what'd I miss
the last 15 years?
513
00:22:19,425 --> 00:22:21,036
In Worcester?
514
00:22:21,079 --> 00:22:23,038
Um...
515
00:22:23,081 --> 00:22:24,561
oh.
516
00:22:24,605 --> 00:22:26,999
There were, like,
three new traffic plans
517
00:22:27,041 --> 00:22:28,869
for Kelly Square
that you missed out on.
518
00:22:28,914 --> 00:22:31,395
So...condolences.Mm.
519
00:22:31,437 --> 00:22:33,657
I must be crazy
coming back here.
520
00:22:33,701 --> 00:22:36,964
Yeah.
So, um, why did you?
521
00:22:37,009 --> 00:22:40,578
Kinda just pulls you back.
522
00:22:40,620 --> 00:22:43,624
Yeah. I get it.
523
00:22:43,667 --> 00:22:46,192
Uh, so, how long you been back,
and where you staying?
524
00:22:46,234 --> 00:22:49,542
Well, uh, Jenn's parents
are still in their old house.
525
00:22:49,587 --> 00:22:50,892
Right.
526
00:22:50,935 --> 00:22:52,023
We're actually renovating
a place
527
00:22:52,067 --> 00:22:53,547
down near
the old water tower.
528
00:22:53,590 --> 00:22:54,765
Ah.
529
00:22:54,809 --> 00:22:57,985
Happy for you.
530
00:22:58,030 --> 00:23:00,640
Okay.
Um, well, I'm gonna get going.
531
00:23:00,684 --> 00:23:02,295
Hold on. I can make
that charcuterie plate for you.
532
00:23:02,338 --> 00:23:03,818
No, don't worry about it.I don't mind. Really, I'm --
533
00:23:03,861 --> 00:23:06,733
I can take care of it.
534
00:23:06,778 --> 00:23:08,432
But thank you.
535
00:23:08,474 --> 00:23:15,395
♪♪
536
00:23:15,438 --> 00:23:22,270
♪♪
537
00:23:22,315 --> 00:23:23,882
Hmm.
538
00:23:23,924 --> 00:23:25,449
I shoulda known you'd be trouble
when you tried
539
00:23:25,492 --> 00:23:27,406
to drop your accent
in high school.
540
00:23:27,451 --> 00:23:29,060
[Chuckles]
541
00:23:29,104 --> 00:23:37,635
♪♪
542
00:23:37,677 --> 00:23:39,723
Meats.
543
00:23:39,767 --> 00:23:42,465
[Birds chirping]
544
00:23:45,946 --> 00:23:47,687
Hey.
Hey.
545
00:23:47,732 --> 00:23:49,646
[Snorts]
546
00:23:49,690 --> 00:23:52,126
What?
547
00:23:52,171 --> 00:23:53,738
Nothing.
548
00:23:57,742 --> 00:23:59,482
[Snorts]
549
00:24:01,136 --> 00:24:06,315
♪♪
550
00:24:06,358 --> 00:24:08,447
Wow. Some party.
[Chuckles]
551
00:24:08,492 --> 00:24:09,884
Uh, it's...
552
00:24:09,927 --> 00:24:11,103
elegant.
553
00:24:11,145 --> 00:24:14,193
It's understated.It's dead.
554
00:24:14,235 --> 00:24:16,151
Can't you get some of the people
from outside to come in here?
555
00:24:16,194 --> 00:24:17,152
I could use a few bodies.
556
00:24:17,195 --> 00:24:19,546
Babe,
it's ouranniversary.
557
00:24:19,589 --> 00:24:20,895
Of course I'm not gonna
ask my friends
558
00:24:20,938 --> 00:24:23,115
to come
to this lame thing.
559
00:24:23,157 --> 00:24:24,550
You can ask some
of your dad's friends.
560
00:24:24,595 --> 00:24:26,510
No, no, no. They're outside
revving up the tattoo gun.
561
00:24:26,552 --> 00:24:28,293
Oh.
562
00:24:28,337 --> 00:24:30,078
This whole event
is a finely tuned machine.
563
00:24:30,121 --> 00:24:31,384
Why are you trying
to mess with it?
564
00:24:31,427 --> 00:24:33,733
I'm anxious.
We have to be up early.
565
00:24:33,778 --> 00:24:35,300
I'm already thinking
about cleanup.
566
00:24:35,344 --> 00:24:36,911
So, we're having a party
and you're thinking
567
00:24:36,954 --> 00:24:38,652
about cleaning up?
568
00:24:38,695 --> 00:24:41,175
I always forget mental illness
runs in your family.
569
00:24:41,220 --> 00:24:43,482
[Laughter]
570
00:24:43,527 --> 00:24:45,484
I brought the name tags.
571
00:24:45,529 --> 00:24:47,748
I'm pretty sure we already know
each other's names.
572
00:24:47,791 --> 00:24:49,184
"Kelvin"?
Yeah.
573
00:24:49,228 --> 00:24:51,404
Kevin McRoberts has
some complaints
574
00:24:51,447 --> 00:24:53,100
on the ol' cable
company record,
575
00:24:53,145 --> 00:24:55,190
so when Bossman Harrison
got hired,
576
00:24:55,233 --> 00:25:00,979
I introduced myself
as Kelvin McLoberts.
577
00:25:01,021 --> 00:25:03,023
Hey, no permanent marker
on the coffee table.
578
00:25:03,068 --> 00:25:04,503
This is from Pottery --Both: Goodwill.
579
00:25:04,548 --> 00:25:06,549
It's Pottery Barn.
580
00:25:06,592 --> 00:25:09,248
I gotta get outside,
control the flow.
581
00:25:09,290 --> 00:25:11,597
I can't be stuck in here waiting
for my pain-in-the-ass boss,
582
00:25:11,642 --> 00:25:13,686
Mr. H-Harrison.
583
00:25:13,731 --> 00:25:15,427
Welcome.
584
00:25:15,472 --> 00:25:18,518
We were just discussing
a new TV show.
585
00:25:18,561 --> 00:25:19,998
"Ass Boss."
586
00:25:20,040 --> 00:25:22,782
[Laughter]
587
00:25:22,827 --> 00:25:24,175
Kelvin.
Whoa.
588
00:25:24,219 --> 00:25:25,960
Geez.
[Chuckles]
589
00:25:26,003 --> 00:25:27,527
Haven't had something
this fancy since communion.
590
00:25:27,570 --> 00:25:28,963
Oh.
591
00:25:29,007 --> 00:25:31,357
Mr. Harrison,
so glad you could come.
592
00:25:31,399 --> 00:25:32,750
Mrs. McLoberts.
593
00:25:32,792 --> 00:25:34,446
Strong handshake
from a little lady.
594
00:25:34,491 --> 00:25:36,710
Most women develop osteoporosis
by 50.
595
00:25:36,753 --> 00:25:38,145
Good for you.
596
00:25:38,190 --> 00:25:39,452
50?
I'm not even close.
597
00:25:39,495 --> 00:25:41,801
Ooh, is that
a charcuterie plate?
598
00:25:41,846 --> 00:25:44,195
It sure is.
599
00:25:44,239 --> 00:25:47,851
Oh, thank God.
You're needed outside ASAP.
600
00:25:47,895 --> 00:25:50,418
The Tom Bradys are saying they
can beat anyone at flip cup,
601
00:25:50,463 --> 00:25:51,985
and they called you out
by name.
602
00:25:52,030 --> 00:25:54,902
[Laughter]
603
00:25:54,945 --> 00:25:56,556
[Clears throat]
604
00:25:56,599 --> 00:25:58,819
Mr. Harrison?
Uh, this is my neighbor Neil.
605
00:25:58,863 --> 00:26:03,171
Hi, I'm Kelvin's neighbor
and closest companion, Neil.
606
00:26:03,214 --> 00:26:04,607
He needs me to help him
with a problem
607
00:26:04,651 --> 00:26:05,826
in his house for a moment.
608
00:26:05,869 --> 00:26:07,435
His plumbing --Caught on fire.
609
00:26:07,480 --> 00:26:10,830
[Laughter]
610
00:26:10,875 --> 00:26:12,745
Yup.
His plumbing caught on fire.
611
00:26:12,790 --> 00:26:14,791
[Chuckles]
612
00:26:14,835 --> 00:26:16,576
The gas lines got tangled up
with the water pipes.
613
00:26:16,619 --> 00:26:18,185
It happens
more than you think.
614
00:26:18,230 --> 00:26:20,145
Yeah. [Laughs]
I should go deal with that.
615
00:26:20,187 --> 00:26:22,016
Yeah.
[Laughs] Now?
616
00:26:22,059 --> 00:26:23,582
'Cause the party
just started.
617
00:26:23,626 --> 00:26:25,802
I know.
But I'm needed elsewhere.
618
00:26:25,846 --> 00:26:27,761
[Laughter]
619
00:26:30,634 --> 00:26:32,983
[Clock ticking]
620
00:26:35,551 --> 00:26:37,728
It's nice to have
good neighbors.
621
00:26:37,770 --> 00:26:39,556
Yeah.
622
00:26:42,253 --> 00:26:44,299
Well, uh,
don't ruin your dinner.
623
00:26:44,342 --> 00:26:45,909
I made quail.
Oh.
624
00:26:52,742 --> 00:26:55,658
Can I just ask...
625
00:26:55,702 --> 00:26:59,010
do you have a mudroom?
626
00:26:59,052 --> 00:27:01,055
I do.
627
00:27:01,098 --> 00:27:02,622
Great.
628
00:27:07,060 --> 00:27:09,194
[Sighs]
629
00:27:09,236 --> 00:27:11,108
[Chuckles nervously]
630
00:27:16,156 --> 00:27:19,203
I...
631
00:27:19,246 --> 00:27:21,075
like your coffee table.
632
00:27:21,118 --> 00:27:22,424
Thank you.
[Chuckles]
633
00:27:30,301 --> 00:27:33,130
Can I get you
a glass of wine?
634
00:27:33,174 --> 00:27:34,915
Alright.
635
00:27:34,959 --> 00:27:36,134
Great.
636
00:27:36,176 --> 00:27:37,701
I'll be right back.
637
00:27:43,010 --> 00:27:50,887
♪♪
638
00:27:50,931 --> 00:27:58,764
♪♪
639
00:27:58,809 --> 00:28:00,331
[Gags]
640
00:28:00,375 --> 00:28:06,077
♪♪
641
00:28:06,119 --> 00:28:08,078
[Sighs]
642
00:28:08,122 --> 00:28:12,299
♪♪
643
00:28:12,344 --> 00:28:14,085
No, no, no.
Where'd he go?
644
00:28:14,127 --> 00:28:18,175
[Chanting "Chug!"]
645
00:28:18,219 --> 00:28:20,308
Guys, guys, be cool.
I don't think he's into this.
646
00:28:20,351 --> 00:28:22,876
-What the hell?
-Gah!
647
00:28:22,920 --> 00:28:24,922
[Laughter]
648
00:28:24,964 --> 00:28:27,576
Kelvin, I never --I-It was Allison's idea!
649
00:28:27,619 --> 00:28:29,709
I never get to be
one of the boys!
650
00:28:29,752 --> 00:28:30,884
[Laughs]
651
00:28:30,927 --> 00:28:32,103
Wait, what?
652
00:28:32,145 --> 00:28:34,105
Nobody invites me
anywhere!
653
00:28:34,147 --> 00:28:35,975
People forget that
behind the grandeur
654
00:28:36,020 --> 00:28:38,152
of "regional director
of installation,"
655
00:28:38,195 --> 00:28:40,459
I'm just a man.
656
00:28:40,501 --> 00:28:42,678
A man who likes
the simple things in life.
657
00:28:42,722 --> 00:28:44,549
Like shotgunning brewskies
with guys
658
00:28:44,592 --> 00:28:47,422
who slightly resemble
Tom Brady.
659
00:28:47,465 --> 00:28:49,990
He's my fourth cousin.
660
00:28:50,033 --> 00:28:52,210
Sure he is, bro.
661
00:28:52,252 --> 00:28:54,472
I knew you were gonna be
a good time.
662
00:28:54,515 --> 00:28:55,995
That's why I made sure
Brenda invited you.
663
00:28:56,040 --> 00:28:57,606
She didn't.
664
00:28:57,649 --> 00:28:58,651
She didn't invite me.
665
00:28:58,694 --> 00:29:00,392
Aw.
Damn Brenda!
666
00:29:00,434 --> 00:29:02,742
Doesn't think I can hang.
667
00:29:02,786 --> 00:29:03,829
What?
668
00:29:03,874 --> 00:29:06,832
Has she seen you do that?
669
00:29:06,876 --> 00:29:08,878
I'm so glad I made it.
670
00:29:08,922 --> 00:29:13,447
And now that the party's
finally getting good, thank God.
671
00:29:13,492 --> 00:29:14,798
Why don't you join us
in the backyard?
672
00:29:14,840 --> 00:29:16,842
We can do another
beer bong hit out there.
673
00:29:16,886 --> 00:29:19,411
Uh, you think we can do it
with a nice Pinot this time?
674
00:29:19,453 --> 00:29:20,673
Sure.[Laughs]
675
00:29:20,716 --> 00:29:22,630
[Laughter]
676
00:29:28,376 --> 00:29:29,856
[Door closes]
677
00:29:37,428 --> 00:29:43,827
♪♪
678
00:29:43,869 --> 00:29:45,349
[Bottle hits teeth]Mm.
679
00:29:45,393 --> 00:29:52,965
♪♪
680
00:29:53,010 --> 00:29:55,011
[Sighs]
681
00:29:55,055 --> 00:30:03,194
♪♪
682
00:30:03,236 --> 00:30:04,890
[Object shatters]
683
00:30:04,934 --> 00:30:07,546
[Laughter in distance]
684
00:30:13,638 --> 00:30:14,639
[Indistinct conversations]
685
00:30:14,683 --> 00:30:15,902
Kevin: Everyone!
686
00:30:15,945 --> 00:30:17,207
Everyone!
687
00:30:17,251 --> 00:30:18,686
Listen up!
688
00:30:18,731 --> 00:30:21,080
This has truly been
my best party yet!
689
00:30:21,125 --> 00:30:22,430
[Crowd cheering]
690
00:30:22,473 --> 00:30:23,867
Happy anniversary!
691
00:30:23,909 --> 00:30:25,868
Oh.
Is it somebody's anniversary?
692
00:30:25,912 --> 00:30:29,262
Congrats!Thank you!
693
00:30:29,307 --> 00:30:31,438
But I also wanna use
my party
694
00:30:31,482 --> 00:30:35,617
to share some news
about a life-changing move.
695
00:30:35,661 --> 00:30:37,315
Where's Allison?
696
00:30:37,357 --> 00:30:38,664
Can we get Allison up here?
There she is.
697
00:30:38,706 --> 00:30:39,838
Come here, babe.
698
00:30:39,883 --> 00:30:41,710
[Indistinct conversations]
699
00:30:41,753 --> 00:30:44,670
Come on up. Yeah, up here.
Come on.
700
00:30:44,713 --> 00:30:47,541
Uh, we both want to thank
you all for coming, uh,
701
00:30:47,586 --> 00:30:50,067
but especially
Mr. Harrison.
702
00:30:50,109 --> 00:30:52,503
Yeah.
Terry.
703
00:30:52,547 --> 00:30:54,636
Because Terry has just
offered me
704
00:30:54,680 --> 00:30:57,117
the opportunity
of a lifetime.
705
00:30:57,161 --> 00:31:03,036
Terry is moving me over
from cable to fiber optics.
706
00:31:03,079 --> 00:31:04,732
So, you know
what that means.
707
00:31:04,777 --> 00:31:06,560
No.Wait.
708
00:31:06,605 --> 00:31:08,520
Are you saying...Oh, yes, Neil.
709
00:31:08,562 --> 00:31:10,739
We decided
we're staying.
710
00:31:10,782 --> 00:31:11,740
We did?
711
00:31:11,783 --> 00:31:13,133
[Table breaks]
712
00:31:13,176 --> 00:31:16,049
[Laughter]
713
00:31:20,010 --> 00:31:22,098
I thought you said this was
from Pottery Barn.
714
00:31:22,142 --> 00:31:23,709
[Laughter]
715
00:31:28,279 --> 00:31:30,107
[Crickets chirping]
716
00:31:30,149 --> 00:31:32,717
♪♪
717
00:31:32,761 --> 00:31:34,762
He's drunk.
He's not gonna remember this.
718
00:31:34,807 --> 00:31:36,722
We're going, we're going, we're
going, we're going, we're going.
719
00:31:36,764 --> 00:31:38,680
[Inhales sharply]
720
00:31:38,723 --> 00:31:42,815
♪♪
721
00:31:42,858 --> 00:31:44,382
Ow! God!
722
00:31:44,424 --> 00:31:45,512
Crap!
Mother eff--
723
00:31:45,557 --> 00:31:47,732
Patty: My God.Oh.
724
00:31:47,776 --> 00:31:49,560
Just swear.[Breathing heavily]
725
00:31:49,604 --> 00:31:51,432
"Eff" is so much worse.
726
00:31:54,957 --> 00:31:56,568
You throwing a little tantrum
out here?
727
00:31:56,610 --> 00:31:58,743
Just getting
some fresh air.
728
00:31:58,787 --> 00:32:00,571
Oh.
And the mailbox offended you.
729
00:32:00,615 --> 00:32:02,095
[Muffled cheering, talking]
730
00:32:02,138 --> 00:32:03,791
Oh.
731
00:32:03,836 --> 00:32:05,403
It's a party.
732
00:32:05,445 --> 00:32:06,751
Not death row.
733
00:32:09,886 --> 00:32:11,104
Do you ever think about maybe
trying to have
734
00:32:11,147 --> 00:32:13,759
just a little bit of fun?
735
00:32:13,801 --> 00:32:15,587
I'm not talking about
scoring crack or anything,
736
00:32:15,629 --> 00:32:20,243
but maybe indulge
in a hard seltzer?
737
00:32:20,287 --> 00:32:21,767
I don't feel like
celebrating.
738
00:32:21,809 --> 00:32:24,596
Oh, right.
Silly me.
739
00:32:24,638 --> 00:32:26,641
We're all in mourning
'cause Barbie lost out on her
740
00:32:26,684 --> 00:32:28,773
Dream House.It's not about the house!
741
00:32:31,037 --> 00:32:33,605
I'm just s-so tired.
742
00:32:33,647 --> 00:32:36,173
Yeah.
Who sleeps these days?
743
00:32:36,215 --> 00:32:38,217
Oh, Jesus, I mean mentally.
744
00:32:38,261 --> 00:32:41,003
Aren't you?
745
00:32:41,047 --> 00:32:42,614
I wake up,
I go to the salon,
746
00:32:42,656 --> 00:32:44,007
I come home,
I watch a game with the guys.
747
00:32:44,049 --> 00:32:46,574
In between, there are a few
Dunkie's coffees
748
00:32:46,617 --> 00:32:48,140
and a pack of menthols.
749
00:32:48,184 --> 00:32:50,099
You're okay with that?
750
00:32:50,143 --> 00:32:51,971
Everyone knows what their life's
gonna look like in 10,
751
00:32:52,014 --> 00:32:54,320
20 years.
752
00:32:54,365 --> 00:32:58,020
Pretending things'll change is
how they sell washing machines.
753
00:32:58,063 --> 00:33:00,414
I'm just --
I'm tired of trying.
754
00:33:00,457 --> 00:33:02,676
[Exhales sharply]
755
00:33:02,721 --> 00:33:04,941
I feel like nothing I do
is ever enough.
756
00:33:07,159 --> 00:33:12,383
I really think if I could
start over and go somewhere else
757
00:33:12,425 --> 00:33:13,992
and just do everything
right this time,
758
00:33:14,037 --> 00:33:15,428
I can finally be...
759
00:33:15,472 --> 00:33:17,692
[Sighs]
760
00:33:17,735 --> 00:33:21,043
like, done.
761
00:33:21,087 --> 00:33:22,696
Is that insane?
762
00:33:27,441 --> 00:33:30,270
You know how many people
come to my salon every week
763
00:33:30,313 --> 00:33:33,707
thinking a perm will solve
all their problems?
764
00:33:33,751 --> 00:33:36,059
I mean...
765
00:33:36,101 --> 00:33:38,844
maybe you're insane,
766
00:33:38,886 --> 00:33:39,932
but you're not alone.
767
00:33:43,717 --> 00:33:47,417
Calling me crazy is the nicest
you ever been to me.
768
00:33:47,461 --> 00:33:48,984
You're welcome.
769
00:33:51,551 --> 00:33:54,425
But this isn't just a perm.
[Chuckles]
770
00:33:54,467 --> 00:33:57,036
I'm not giving up on this.
I can't. [Chuckles]
771
00:33:57,079 --> 00:33:59,212
I can get Kevin to that bank
tomorrow morning.
772
00:33:59,255 --> 00:34:01,040
I-I don't care
if he's still
773
00:34:01,083 --> 00:34:04,521
taking pulls off
a handle of tequila.
774
00:34:04,565 --> 00:34:07,741
I know it doesn't seem like it,
but I know how to work Kevin.
775
00:34:07,786 --> 00:34:09,570
He's capable of stuff.
776
00:34:09,614 --> 00:34:11,529
Like how I got him
to remember our anniversary.
777
00:34:11,572 --> 00:34:14,226
You just have to make him
think that it's his idea.
778
00:34:14,271 --> 00:34:15,315
You know?
We can still --
779
00:34:15,358 --> 00:34:18,317
Jesus, Allison.
780
00:34:18,362 --> 00:34:19,666
What?
781
00:34:19,710 --> 00:34:22,496
Come on.
Wake the hell up.
782
00:34:22,540 --> 00:34:25,108
There's no "we" in there.
783
00:34:25,150 --> 00:34:28,023
What the hell do you know?
[Scoffs]
784
00:34:28,067 --> 00:34:29,547
Nobody thinks that we're
leaving, but I promise you --
785
00:34:29,590 --> 00:34:31,157
The account's empty.
786
00:34:34,333 --> 00:34:36,771
What?
787
00:34:36,815 --> 00:34:40,340
The weekly savings thing.
788
00:34:40,384 --> 00:34:43,777
It's gone.
789
00:34:43,822 --> 00:34:45,128
That's not possible,
'cause I was there
790
00:34:45,170 --> 00:34:47,956
when we opened
the account.
791
00:34:48,000 --> 00:34:51,221
Like 10 years ago, and then you
let himkeep track of the money.
792
00:34:51,264 --> 00:34:53,483
'Cause I'm bad
with money.
793
00:34:53,527 --> 00:34:56,181
You think he's better?
794
00:34:56,226 --> 00:34:57,965
Come on.
How many times a week
795
00:34:58,009 --> 00:34:59,489
does a package
come to this house?
796
00:34:59,532 --> 00:35:00,795
All you gotta do
is pay attention.
797
00:35:00,838 --> 00:35:02,362
He wouldn't go
into that account.
798
00:35:02,405 --> 00:35:05,103
♪♪
799
00:35:05,148 --> 00:35:07,585
A few years ago, he got into
some hot water
800
00:35:07,628 --> 00:35:11,501
trading fake
sports memorabilia.
801
00:35:11,545 --> 00:35:15,679
He asked Neil for money,
who of course came to me.
802
00:35:17,159 --> 00:35:18,335
He said you have nothing.
803
00:35:18,378 --> 00:35:21,599
♪♪
804
00:35:21,641 --> 00:35:26,299
But we were gonna leave...
start over.
805
00:35:26,342 --> 00:35:28,692
He said that things
were gonna change.
806
00:35:28,735 --> 00:35:36,134
♪♪
807
00:35:36,179 --> 00:35:38,746
They were never
gonna change.
808
00:35:38,790 --> 00:35:41,619
[Chuckles]
809
00:35:41,661 --> 00:35:43,186
They're never
gonna change.
810
00:35:43,228 --> 00:35:45,927
♪♪
811
00:35:45,971 --> 00:35:48,059
[Laughs]
812
00:35:50,628 --> 00:35:51,585
Oh.
813
00:35:51,628 --> 00:35:54,413
I'm sorry.
814
00:35:54,458 --> 00:35:56,067
Fuck!
815
00:35:58,201 --> 00:36:05,643
♪♪
816
00:36:05,686 --> 00:36:09,036
♪ Why don't you gimme, gimme,
gimme, gimme what you got? ♪
817
00:36:09,081 --> 00:36:10,822
♪ Hey, hey, hey
818
00:36:10,864 --> 00:36:12,650
♪ 'Cause you know, baby,
that is quite a lot ♪
819
00:36:12,692 --> 00:36:14,695
♪ Hey, hey, hey
820
00:36:14,739 --> 00:36:16,828
♪ Come on and gimme, gimme,
gimme, gimme what you got ♪
821
00:36:16,871 --> 00:36:18,569
♪ Hey, hey, hey
822
00:36:18,612 --> 00:36:21,833
♪ 'Cause you know, baby,
I need what you got ♪
823
00:36:21,875 --> 00:36:25,663
♪ Oh-oh-oh-oh, yeah
824
00:36:25,706 --> 00:36:29,362
♪ Gimme, gimme, gimme,
gimme what you got ♪
825
00:36:29,405 --> 00:36:33,496
♪ When you're making love
to me, dear ♪
826
00:36:33,540 --> 00:36:34,846
♪ When you whisper into my ear
827
00:36:34,889 --> 00:36:36,195
[Glass shatters]
828
00:36:36,239 --> 00:36:38,023
♪ I love you, I love you
829
00:36:38,065 --> 00:36:40,373
♪ When you're speaking it,
make up your mind ♪
830
00:36:40,416 --> 00:36:41,896
♪ Oh
831
00:36:41,940 --> 00:36:43,420
♪ You make me
feel so fine ♪
832
00:36:43,462 --> 00:36:45,291
Gah!
833
00:36:45,335 --> 00:36:48,467
♪ Gimme, gimme, gimme,
gimme what you got ♪
834
00:36:48,512 --> 00:36:50,208
♪ Hey, hey, hey ♪ 'Cause you know, baby..
835
00:36:50,253 --> 00:36:53,038
That's littering,
sweetie.
836
00:36:53,081 --> 00:36:54,387
You can get in trouble
for that.
837
00:36:54,431 --> 00:36:55,779
♪ Gimme what you got
838
00:36:55,822 --> 00:36:57,476
♪ Hey, hey, hey
839
00:36:57,521 --> 00:37:01,088
♪ 'Cause you know, baby,
I need what you got ♪
840
00:37:01,132 --> 00:37:05,050
♪ Oh-oh-oh-oh, yeah
841
00:37:07,357 --> 00:37:10,708
I'm a bad driver.
I've accepted that.
842
00:37:10,750 --> 00:37:13,623
I'm a bad driver with split ends
and an overbite.
843
00:37:16,322 --> 00:37:17,670
[Sniffs]
844
00:37:17,715 --> 00:37:20,500
Ah.
845
00:37:20,543 --> 00:37:22,458
When my husband's in the car
with me, he says,
846
00:37:22,501 --> 00:37:25,375
"Oh, you shouldn't
drive so slow.
847
00:37:25,418 --> 00:37:27,114
Oh, don't let so many people
pull out in front of you.
848
00:37:27,159 --> 00:37:30,728
Uh, you should use
your horn more."
849
00:37:30,771 --> 00:37:32,076
I get nervous
behind the wheel,
850
00:37:32,119 --> 00:37:34,427
and driving's
all about confidence.
851
00:37:34,471 --> 00:37:37,561
So, that's why I'm not
a good [Sniffs] driver.
852
00:37:37,603 --> 00:37:38,866
I'm a bad driver.
853
00:37:40,128 --> 00:37:41,739
[Sniffs]
854
00:37:41,782 --> 00:37:45,177
But, you know,
I've been thinking.
855
00:37:45,221 --> 00:37:47,527
I've never been
in an accident.
856
00:37:47,570 --> 00:37:50,965
And I can drive stick,
I can parallel park,
857
00:37:51,009 --> 00:37:52,750
I can merge, and, you know,
858
00:37:52,793 --> 00:37:56,884
I actually think that I actually
used to enjoy driving.
859
00:37:56,927 --> 00:37:59,538
[Sniffs]
860
00:37:59,583 --> 00:38:01,498
Oh, I like this.
[Chuckles]
861
00:38:01,541 --> 00:38:04,413
[Sniffs, chuckles]
862
00:38:04,456 --> 00:38:06,764
But we have one car, and
he doesn't have to share it.
863
00:38:06,806 --> 00:38:08,547
He doesn't have
to share anything.
864
00:38:08,592 --> 00:38:10,288
He gets me all to himself,
865
00:38:10,333 --> 00:38:11,942
'cause I never went back
to school,
866
00:38:11,985 --> 00:38:13,552
and he says that's 'cause
I never finish things.
867
00:38:13,596 --> 00:38:16,599
But do I never
finish things,
868
00:38:16,643 --> 00:38:18,992
or does he take them
from me?
869
00:38:19,036 --> 00:38:22,387
[Horns honking in distance]
870
00:38:22,431 --> 00:38:24,737
Am I bad at driving,
or does he want the car?
871
00:38:27,045 --> 00:38:29,308
As long as I had
this thing -- this just --
872
00:38:29,351 --> 00:38:31,962
like, this image of what
I --
873
00:38:32,005 --> 00:38:35,052
what we could be,
I had something to hope for.
874
00:38:35,096 --> 00:38:38,491
But now I try to picture
anything good, and...
875
00:38:38,534 --> 00:38:45,411
♪♪
876
00:38:45,454 --> 00:38:46,933
Like, what the hell
are you supposed to do
877
00:38:46,978 --> 00:38:48,413
if you can't close your eyes
and picture a future
878
00:38:48,458 --> 00:38:50,329
where everything's okay?
879
00:38:50,373 --> 00:38:52,112
Because dreaming's useless
with him around,
880
00:38:52,157 --> 00:38:55,378
so, what,
do I just go numb?
881
00:38:55,420 --> 00:38:58,597
Oh, yeah, that'll happen.
That shit's real pure.
882
00:38:58,641 --> 00:39:01,558
What?
883
00:39:01,601 --> 00:39:02,949
No.
884
00:39:02,994 --> 00:39:04,996
You aren't listening.
885
00:39:05,038 --> 00:39:07,563
I'm a --
I'm a customer,
886
00:39:07,607 --> 00:39:11,654
and you couldn't be bothered
just to pay attention?
887
00:39:11,697 --> 00:39:13,657
Is the sound of my voice
impossible to hear?
888
00:39:13,699 --> 00:39:16,616
'Cause if you're having trouble,
I can go louder, you dick!
889
00:39:16,659 --> 00:39:18,226
Aah!
890
00:39:18,270 --> 00:39:19,358
What the hell, lady?!
891
00:39:19,402 --> 00:39:20,967
Oh, my God.
892
00:39:21,012 --> 00:39:23,188
Oh, shit, Marcus,
that bitch bitch-slapped you.
893
00:39:23,230 --> 00:39:25,103
[Laughing]Oh, I am so sorry.
894
00:39:27,235 --> 00:39:29,020
No, you know what?
895
00:39:29,063 --> 00:39:31,152
I'm not sorry.
896
00:39:31,195 --> 00:39:32,806
The hell with that.
I deserve --
897
00:39:32,849 --> 00:39:34,286
Oh! I'm sorry.
898
00:39:34,329 --> 00:39:36,244
Sorry.
899
00:39:36,288 --> 00:39:38,159
You should really ice that.
900
00:39:38,203 --> 00:39:39,987
[Sighs]
901
00:39:41,684 --> 00:39:43,817
[Door creaks]
902
00:39:47,777 --> 00:39:49,387
[Clock ticking]
903
00:39:49,431 --> 00:39:51,695
[Chuckles]
904
00:39:51,737 --> 00:39:54,306
Patty: Wow.
905
00:39:54,349 --> 00:39:56,177
Kevin thought you were out
for a run.
906
00:39:56,221 --> 00:39:58,831
What the hell have you
been doing?
907
00:39:58,875 --> 00:40:01,444
Um, I was sort of running.
908
00:40:01,487 --> 00:40:03,096
Why are we talking
like this?
909
00:40:03,141 --> 00:40:04,750
Kevin's in the kitchen.
He's gonna surprise you.
910
00:40:04,795 --> 00:40:07,101
[Sighs] With what?
911
00:40:07,145 --> 00:40:09,451
Hold on.
912
00:40:09,494 --> 00:40:11,061
Oh.
913
00:40:11,105 --> 00:40:13,237
Oh. [Chuckles]
Caught me.
914
00:40:13,280 --> 00:40:15,326
I, uh, had a bit
of a rough morning
915
00:40:15,371 --> 00:40:17,721
and I needed
a few jelly Munchkins.
916
00:40:18,808 --> 00:40:23,248
So, um, did you tell him
I know about the account?
917
00:40:23,291 --> 00:40:25,380
Tell Kevin I ratted him out?
Come on.
918
00:40:25,424 --> 00:40:29,688
He had a feud with the mail
woman and got her deported.
919
00:40:29,733 --> 00:40:31,603
Yeah.
920
00:40:31,648 --> 00:40:33,344
That's why you waited years
to tell me?
921
00:40:34,867 --> 00:40:36,304
[Sighs]
922
00:40:36,347 --> 00:40:37,828
Patty: Hey.
923
00:40:39,655 --> 00:40:42,222
Are you okay?
924
00:40:42,266 --> 00:40:44,400
I have no idea.
925
00:40:49,360 --> 00:40:52,058
Uh...babe, I'm sorry
I passed out
926
00:40:52,103 --> 00:40:54,322
in your rose bushes
last night.
927
00:40:54,366 --> 00:40:56,933
We don't have
rose bushes.
928
00:40:56,976 --> 00:40:58,500
Well, [Chuckles]
where'd you pass out?
929
00:40:58,543 --> 00:41:01,112
'Cause you look...
930
00:41:01,154 --> 00:41:03,505
wonderful.
931
00:41:03,549 --> 00:41:06,246
Very quick.
I think she bought it.
932
00:41:06,291 --> 00:41:07,945
This looks fun.
933
00:41:07,987 --> 00:41:10,425
Yeah, well, I know I had
too much liquor last night,
934
00:41:10,469 --> 00:41:13,516
and when I woke up
with rose thorns in my tongue,
935
00:41:13,558 --> 00:41:15,431
I realized you're right.
936
00:41:15,474 --> 00:41:17,389
It's time to grow up.
I gotta change.
937
00:41:17,433 --> 00:41:20,565
So, no more
Anniversa-ragers.
938
00:41:20,610 --> 00:41:24,483
Wow.I decided that we should
celebrate your way,
939
00:41:24,527 --> 00:41:26,353
do what you wanted
this whole time --
940
00:41:26,398 --> 00:41:28,052
a boring dinner.A grown-up dinner!
941
00:41:28,094 --> 00:41:29,967
A grown-up dinner.
942
00:41:30,009 --> 00:41:32,186
In the morning.
943
00:41:32,230 --> 00:41:34,145
Wait. If this is dinner,
944
00:41:34,188 --> 00:41:37,190
that means beers
are fair game.
945
00:41:37,235 --> 00:41:41,152
Neil, ideas like that are why
I keep you around.
946
00:41:41,195 --> 00:41:44,764
Allison, you mind?
947
00:41:44,808 --> 00:41:47,201
And, babe, uh,
about moving?
948
00:41:47,244 --> 00:41:49,203
You know, that money
in the bank is --
949
00:41:49,246 --> 00:41:52,032
it's only gonna grow, and if you
pick up a few more shifts
950
00:41:52,076 --> 00:41:54,121
at the package store,
we're gonna be able to move
951
00:41:54,165 --> 00:41:56,384
wherever your
little heart desires.
952
00:41:56,427 --> 00:41:59,431
What Allison wants,
Allison gets.
953
00:41:59,474 --> 00:42:03,347
[High-pitched ringing]
954
00:42:03,391 --> 00:42:05,697
[Glass shatters]
955
00:42:05,741 --> 00:42:10,746
♪♪
956
00:42:10,790 --> 00:42:16,099
♪♪
957
00:42:16,143 --> 00:42:17,797
Neil: Shit, Kevin!
958
00:42:17,840 --> 00:42:20,233
Kevin!
What did you do?!
959
00:42:20,277 --> 00:42:26,806
♪♪
960
00:42:26,849 --> 00:42:33,291
♪♪
961
00:42:38,904 --> 00:42:41,038
What?
962
00:42:41,081 --> 00:42:43,518
You...broke it.
963
00:42:46,608 --> 00:42:49,175
Whoa!
Ms. Hercules over here!
964
00:42:49,219 --> 00:42:50,264
[Laughter]
965
00:42:50,308 --> 00:42:51,657
Is that blood?
966
00:42:51,701 --> 00:42:53,224
It doesn't mean
you get to be moody.
967
00:42:53,266 --> 00:42:55,139
You already used that excuse
once this month.
968
00:42:55,181 --> 00:42:57,445
[Laughter]
969
00:42:57,489 --> 00:42:58,837
I'll be fine.
970
00:42:58,882 --> 00:43:01,188
Honey, [Chuckles]
go bandage that hand.
971
00:43:01,232 --> 00:43:03,016
We still got dinner
at breakfast,
972
00:43:03,059 --> 00:43:05,192
and I can't wait to see
what you're gonna cook.
973
00:43:05,235 --> 00:43:07,280
[Laughter]
974
00:43:07,324 --> 00:43:09,413
[Clock ticking]
975
00:43:09,456 --> 00:43:18,161
♪♪
976
00:43:18,204 --> 00:43:24,603
♪♪
977
00:43:28,128 --> 00:43:30,608
On the next
"Kevin Can [Bleep] Himself"...
978
00:43:30,652 --> 00:43:33,742
Kevin: I'm the gift that
keeps on giving, baby. [Laughs]
979
00:43:33,786 --> 00:43:36,136
-That's crazy.
-That's marriage.
980
00:43:37,529 --> 00:43:39,574
You blew up my life.
Was that just for fun?
981
00:43:39,617 --> 00:43:41,054
I felt sorry for you.
982
00:43:41,097 --> 00:43:42,141
[Knocking]
983
00:43:42,186 --> 00:43:43,882
I actually
wanted to talk.
984
00:43:43,927 --> 00:43:45,145
To me?
985
00:43:45,188 --> 00:43:46,625
How did you do it?
986
00:43:46,668 --> 00:43:49,105
I killed him with oxycodone,
and made it look like an OD.
987
00:43:49,148 --> 00:43:49,846
Yeah!
988
00:43:49,889 --> 00:43:50,889
[Laughter]
989
00:43:52,108 --> 00:43:55,416
♪♪
990
00:43:56,983 --> 00:44:00,683
♪ My love has no beginning,
my love has no end ♪
991
00:44:00,726 --> 00:44:03,511
♪ No front, no back,
and my love won't bend ♪
992
00:44:03,554 --> 00:44:06,123
♪ I'm in the middle
993
00:44:06,166 --> 00:44:10,126
♪ Lost in a spin
994
00:44:10,170 --> 00:44:16,786
♪ Loving you-ou-ou-ou
995
00:44:16,829 --> 00:44:20,137
♪♪
996
00:44:20,179 --> 00:44:21,529
♪ And you don't know,
you don't know ♪
997
00:44:21,572 --> 00:44:23,661
♪ You don't know,
you don't know ♪
998
00:44:23,706 --> 00:44:26,447
♪ How glad I am
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