All language subtitles for Goin.to.Town.1935.BRRip.XviD.MP3-XVID.eng

Buck Gonzales and his outfit.

He's a bad one.

We'd better be moseyin' along.

Come on, gang.

Boy, will I tip
them over tonight.

- Hello, Toby.
- Hiya, buck.

- Drinks for the crowd.
- Okay, buck.

- Bourbon for me.
- Make mine scotch.

- Beer.
- Bourbon.

- Gimme a shot of rye.
- Beer.

- Double whiskey.
- That rounds all set.

That sounds right.
Give me a wubble dhiskey.

Or a double whaskey. Whabble... aw,
gimme a Coca-Cola.

Where's Cleo?

She's around somewhere.

She's a grand girl.

You better watch out, buck.

Cleo's very popular.

You ain't got no claim
staked out on her.

You ain't married to her.

Married?

No, I ain't never asked her.

Boss, they say that
five minutes with her,

and a guy's lucky to get
away with his vaccination.

Cut it.

What's the matter, baby?

Don't you like me anymore?

Sure. I'm just relaxin'.

When I make love,
do I make love.

Are you askin' me or tellin' me?

Say you love me, baby.

Why should 17?

What excuse has a gal like
you for runnin' around single?

I was born that way.

I'd like to take you
away from all this.

All this?

Oh, I get ya.

Yeah, for a long time,
I was ashamed of the way I live.

You mean to say you reformed?

No, I got over bein' ashamed.

Okay, what are you tryin'
to do, flag a train?

Cleo, buck Gonzales
is downstairs

looking all over for you.

I thought you might
like to know.

It's a good thing
he didn't look in here.

Come on, let's go
or you'll compromise me.

Hey, what's the rush?
Where's the fire?

In your eyes, big boy.
In your eyes.

Hello, Cleo. How about it?

See ya later.

Hello, Cleo. How about a dance?

See ya later, boy.

Let's you and I
melt into this music.

All right, sizzlin' man.

J got a man, what a man j

j when he comes to town j

j the sheriff leaves
the neighborhood &

j' he's a bad man

j but he loves so good j

js he's a wicked man

j but he loves so good j

j there ain't a frail oraijail j

j that could ever hold him j&

j he's seven kinds of dynamite j

j he's a wrong man j'

j but he loves me right j

j he's a wrong man j'

j but he loves me right j

js he's wanted in Tacoma j

j and Oklahoma j

j frisco Charlie claims j

j he was put away in Santa fe j

j for robbin' Jesse James j

j there ain't a pal or a gal j

j that could ever hold him j&

j he'd do ya dirty if he could &

j' he's a bad man

j but he loves so good j

j so keen, so mean j

j so tough, so rough j

j so good j

j oh, swell j

Hello, Cleo.
I've been lookin' for ya.

Hey, wait a minute.

- Beat it you.
- Beat it where?

Listen. Always clownin', huh?

Come here. I wanna talk to you.

See you later, honey.

Cowboy, still knockin'
'em over, huh?

Any other dame,
I wouldn't give a hoot.

When it comes to you,
I'm dynamite.

Yes, and I'm your match.

You know, I've been doing a
lot of thinking about you lately.

Must be awfully tired.

What are they doin' now?

If there was music,
I'd say they was dancin'.

Ohl

you know I always
took what I wanted.

I guess the boys'll
give me the laugh,

but I want you so much,

I wanna marry you.

Well, that's darn white of ya.

I mean it, honey.

I wanna marry you.

Marriage.

That'd be a new kind
of racket for me.

I'm rich. I'll
give you everything.

Yes, everything I own.

My ranch, the whole works.

Certainly make it
sound attractive.

Then say you'll do it.

Tell you what I'll do.

I'll roll you whether
I do or I don't.

What do you say?

It's a go.

Ladies first.

Ooh. Thank you.

Let me get this straight.

If I win, I don't marry ya,

but I get that strip
of land on the delta.

And if you lose,
you'll marry me.

Yes, and I get
everything you've got.

Right.

Put it in writin'.

Sure, sure. I promise.

Wow! This is my lucky day.

Well, you took me.

You're all mine now, honey.

Well, what's happening?

She got him toped ride...

Ripe toed... she's got him

tie roped and beddy for randing.

Randy for bedding...
She's got him ready.

You ain't scared of me

'cause they say I'm a bad man?

I'm a good woman for a bad man.

We'll get married
right away tonight.

I'll get the justice
of the peace out of bed...

Wait a minute. Don't rush me.

What's the matter?

It's gonna take me two
weeks to get my trousseau.

- You're what?
- My trousseau. Weddin' clothes to you.

I'm a girl
that likes nice things.

Two weeks is
a long time to wait.

Oh, I'll see what
I can do about it.

Set 'em up.
The drinks are on me.

We're celebratin', folks.

Two weeks from today,

Cleo and me
are gonna be married.

Speech, speech!

Well, I'm a woman
of very few words,

but lots of action.

Well, hello, sheriff.

Just in time to join us
in a little drink.

I don't drink with
a cattle rustler.

I thought cattle rustlin'
was stopped in these here parts.

That's what a lot
of people think.

But it ain't never stopped with
fellas like buck Gonzales around.

That's right, laugh.

Laugh while you can.

Someday,
I'm going to get you and get you right.

Oh, buck ain't got
nothin' bad on his mind but me.

Excuse me a minute, baby.

I wanna talk to the sheriff.

- Where you goin', Cleo?
- Be right back, boys.

Say, I hear you're gonna
marry buck Gonzales.

How'd you ever get him?

I just won him in a crap game.

The sheriff.

Open the gate
and stampede these steers.

I came here from the east
four years ago.

I don't know anything about

buck Gonzales'
outside transactions,

but I can assure you, sheriff,

that I've kept the books
of this ranch

perfectly straight.

I don't doubt you, Mr. winslow.

I've been foreman here
for five years,

and none of us know
anything about this business.

There's a car comin' up
the road now. Must be her.

This is gonna be
a terrible shock to her

- on her weddin' day.
- Yeah.

Hello, sheriff.
Awfully nice of you

to take a day off
to come to the wedding.

What's the matter with you boys?

I thought you were gonna
greet me with some wild shootin'.

You're a tame bunch.

Pardon me, Cleo,
but there's a reason,

and it ain't gonna be easy to
explain it on your wedding day.

You mean something
happened to buck.

Yes,
miss. I'm sorry but it couldn't be helped.

Oh. Show me where he is.

I feel sorry for her.

Yeah.

May I offer my condolences?

It's been a good deal
of a shock to us all.

Yeah. I made a bargain
and I was gonna stick to it.

I don't keep souvenirs.

Maybe you'd like this.

What is it?

It's an agreement
between buck and me.

Guess it's the first time
he ever agreed with anyone.

Why, that's his signature.

Yeah, he signed it,
if that's what you mean.

The sheriff sealed it.

I'm not so sure.

This says that in consideration
of your consenting to marry him,

buck signs over
all his property to you.

Yeah, but he got shot first.

You kept your part
of the bargain.

You did consent, didn't you?

I certainly did. Twice.

Hmm. Well, then I think this is
a matter for the law to decide.

You don't mean that I...

Well, that'll help
pay for my feelings.

Well, miss borden,
after due deliberation

the court has decided

that all the holdings
and properties

of the deceased, buck Gonzales,

belong to you.

You've acted in good faith,

and you've done your best
to fulfill your bargain.

Judge, wherever there's
a man concerned,

I always do my best.

Now,
as one of the richest women in our state,

let me advise you
to look out for crooks.

We'll let the crooks
look out for themselves.

What's next on the program?

The next is for you
to check over these.

You check 'em over.

I can't do that. You see,
this is my final accounting

for the Gonzales estate,
and if it's satisfactory,

then my work is through.

What do you mean, through?

I mean I finished my job.

Imagine this guy, judge?

After he gets me
into the big money,

he wants to walk out on me.

No, really, it's time
for me to get back east.

Listen, I'm gonna
pay you a salary

that'll be positively
indecent for you to turn down.

Very kind of you.

What do you say?

All right, I suppose
I'll have to stay

to look after the cattle
and the men for you.

You've covered quite a few miles,
miss Cleo.

I'm used to that.

Only on the dance floor,
it was my feet that hurt.

I guess you've seen
about all the ranch now

except the oll field.

I was over there yesterday.

Yeah? Everything suit you?

Especially that
good-lookin' boss.

You mean carrington,
the englishman.

That what he is? Kinda thought
that body looked imported.

You give him good ride today.

Yesterday no good.

Ugh.

Nice animal.

That's cactus,
the fastest horse in the west.

Buck was gonna race him
this winter.

Just a little
gun-shy, miss Cleo.

Ride him with a firecracker,
and he'd beat man o' warr.

Oh, yeah?

Hey, didn't I tell you fellas
not to shoot guns

in front of that horse?

Be all right
if they wouldn't scare him.

After he knows you better,

he'll follow you
around like a dog.

I hope he don't take a
notion and jump up in my lap.

Sorry not to bring
Mr. carrington back with me.

He couldn't come.

You mean he refused?

Well, no, not exactly that.

He objected to coming while
he was working on the oil Wells.

I'll remove those.

- The oil Wells?
- No, the objections.

I want you to pay
particular attention to this.

You know, I'm leaving
in a few days.

You'll have to carry on
without me.

Where's the company sending you now,
to Siberia?

No. Just Buenos Aires.

If these gushers come in
the way we hope,

Gonzales' heiress will be one
of the richest women in the world.

I don't suppose
she'd know what to do with it.

You know her?

Seen her, heard her.

Impressed?

I'm afraid she's
rather crude oil.

Get a good chisel edge on it.

Get it right out to Gauge.

Hey, handsome!

Lady's callin' you.

Yes, I heard her.

She wants to talk to you.

Sorry, I'm too busy.

He's too busy.

Oh, he wants to be coaxed.

- No...
- I know what I'm doing.

Look here, what do you
mean by shooting at me?

I don't have to be
a target, you know.

Not even for somebody like you.

What do you know about me?

Just what I see.
That's quite sufficient.

So you're easily satisfied.

What do you want with me?

Nothin' yet.

You possess an
extraordinary sense of humor.

Yes, and that ain't all.

I'm afraid you'll
have to excuse me.

I'm rather busy for
this sort of chitchat.

Oh, english, huh?

Yes. Do you mind?

No, I rather like it.

Gimme room, boys.

Put that ten-inch bit
into the furnace.

Chitchat.

You know, I like that guy.

Well, you can hardly hope to
win a man treating him that way.

Oh, yeah?

Say, listen, as long as he's
drillin' holes in my property,

I wanna know
what it's all about.

And you see that he
gets over to my place tonight,

and brings his blueprints.

All right, miss Cleo.

I'll check up on that guy.

- Hello, boys.
- Good evening.

What about them 2,000
head of cattle for Chicago?

- All right, let 'em go.
- Yes, ma'am.

Well, you look very charming.

As good as an oil well?

An oil well?

Yeah, there's a guy
droppin' in here

that ain't got anything
else on his mind.

Oh, carrington.

Comin' to make a report.
After he leaves,

I might be able to give you one.

My dear, I'm afraid you don't
quite understand about carrington.

He's a man, ain't he?

- Yes.
- That's all I gotta know.

What I mean to say is,

he's the type of person
who would only be

deeply interested in someone
in his own social stratum.

Stratum.

What's that,
something I ain't got?

If you'll forgive my saying so,

there's a certain amount
of, well, background

that you haven't had
the opportunity of acquiring.

Oh, you mean I ain't
exactly a lady.

Never mind.
Our little bet still goes.

All right.

But I'm afraid
you're gonna lose.

I'll make him forget
he ever saw a stratum.

Good evening.

Well, we'll agree
on that anyway. Come in.

I've brought everything
you asked for.

So I see.

Well, uh, shall we
get down to business?

Yeah. Sit down.

Thank you.

Cigarette?

No, thanks.

- Drink?
- No, thank you.

What, no vices?

I'm afraid we aren't
getting anywhere.

Ooh, did you notice that, too?

Go ahead, go ahead.

Now this map represents
your entire property.

This curved portion
is the main body,

and this is the
undeveloped territory.

We'll have to do
something about that.

These shaded areas
are those indicated

in the geological survey
as being oil bearing.

You amaze me.

Quite interesting,
quite interesting.

These circles Mark the location

of the Wells drilled to date.

As you can see, we've covered

the entire field
very thoroughly.

Isn't it possible there's
something you've overlooked?

Positively not.

Everything that looked
in the least encouraging

has been taken care of.

I can assure you that
all this property,

you are getting the most out of.

- How can you be so sure?
- Look for yourself.

Why, you'd be surprised

at the things that
don't show up on a map.

Not if you know
how to read them.

Everything on this property

that's at all worthwhile
is right here on this paper.

Well, that's encouraging.

So you do understand?

Yeah.

Come on. Why don't you
release those brakes?

Brakes? I don't
know what you mean.

No? Well, you know I was
buck Gonzales' choice, don't ya?

You've heard of him.

Yes, I knew the bandit.

Bandit. Oh!

You're one of those guys
with principles, eh?

Kinda different, ain't ya?

Look here.

You can't expect me
to be very sociable

after the crude way
you treated me today.

I'll admit I was a little crude,

but you like me.

I admire your conceit.

I know. You've been
used to dames

that serve pink tea and
stick out their little fingers

when they drink it.
But I like ya anyway.

You know, this is the first time

I ever came in contact
with a woman like you.

Well, if I can help it,
it won't be the last.

I can be different if I want to.

You're a dangerous woman.

Thanks.

You look good to me, too.

Come here.

What's the matter?
You afraid of me?

Afraid of you?

Yeah.

Oh, hello, gents.

I'm sorry, miss Cleo.

That's all right.

You guys should never
bet with me.

This kind of stuff
is my specialty.

You seem to be having a
delightful time at my expense.

Would you mind telling me
what it's all about?

Ooh, yes, yes, yes.

These gentlemen and I had
a little bet that you couldn't...

Be made a fool of. Is that it?

You succeeded nobly, didn't you?

I gotta get this signed,
please, ma'am.

All I need is a little more
time to work on that guy.

Yes.

Thank you, ma'am.

Trouble is, I'm afraid
you won't have the opportunity.

He - no? E's going away

goin' away? Why didn't you
tell me? Where's he goin'?

His company is sending
him to Buenos Aires.

Bonus heiress?
You mean down south America?

Where the races are.

I've been reading about
that in here.

Is she a lady?

Mrs. crane brittony? Yes,
I should say that she was.

Hm. He'll be finding a lot of
them down there, won't he?

Naturally.

He'll find one he don't expect.

What do you mean?

I mean I'm gonna take a
shot at this lady business,

and you gotta help me.

- I'll do everything I can.
- It'll take more than that.

First step to my education
is gonna be an ocean trip.

To Buenos Aires?

Yes, and I'm gonna put
that horse cactus

in the international sweepstake.

Well, that's a surprise.

Do you consider yourself
a good judge of horse flesh?

I don't know. I never ate any.

Big difference in this dump
and the joint I used to work in.

Not "dump." "This place.”

Well, it's the same thing.

Do you wish a table?

Where they takin' the bets
for tomorrow's races?

Oh, that's in the bar, madame.

That's a good place for it.

Lead on, big boy, lead on.

Who is she?

Why, haven't you heard?

You don't say.

Which one of them dames
is a lady?

You never point.
They're all model ladies.

I guess these guys
must be gentlemen,

with all their white shirts on.

Clothes alone
don't make the gentleman.

I found that out.

- Here you are, madame.
- Ten on montezuma.

Five hundred on montezuma.

Cientos pesos on montezuma.

Two hundred on Bonnie Lassie.

Five hundred on montezuma.

Montezuma seems to be
head man around here.

Yes, definitely the favorite.

I'll put a stop to that.

One thousand plasters on cactus.

Mil pesos per cactus.

Cactus, the American horse?

Yeah.

Waiter, give me a shot of...

Two creme de cocoas, please.

That's what I meant.

Vodka.

Vodka”? What's that,
name of a horse or a drink?

That, madame, is
a famous Russian drink.

You think of vodka,
you think of Russia.

When you drink it,
you think of everything.

I don't need vodka for that.

Oh, excuse me.

Permit me to introduce myself.

I am Vladimir
steranovitch zanin.

Oh, you don't say.

Well, my name's a couple of
inches shorter than yours.

I'm Cleo borden,
and this is Mr. winslow.

Happy to meet you.

I beg your pardon, Cleo.

Save your dignity.
It's all in fun.

Well...

Say, ain't that the dame
in the magazine?

Yes. Mrs. crane brittony.

Who's the bullfighter
she's got in tow?

He's not a bullfighter.
He's also a Russian.

But I want you to understand,

there are Russians and Russians.

You don't care for him, huh?

You're right.

Too bad. He looks like
quite a gent.

Gentleman.

That's all right.
I was just abbreviatin'.

Three hundred on montezuma.

- A hundred on viceroy.
- Yes, ma'am.

Two thousand on
Bonnie Lassie, please.

Five grand on cactus.
Right on the nostril.

My dear young lady,
aren't you a trifle over-optimistic

about that horse?

No, honey, I'm just
being conservative.

But Bonnie Lassie
is a derby winner.

To me, a derby is just a hat.

You'll find out the
difference tomorrow.

That calls for a side bet.

Name your figure.

Of course, if you want
to be so foolish.

Shall we say 10,000
at prevailing odds?

Make it 20
and I'll call it a deal.

That's satisfactory.

We'll settle it at
the track tomorrow.

All right, I'll trust ya.

Um... cigarette me, cossack.

It's a pleasure to be of service

to la blonde americaine.

Mmmm.

Call your shots, don't ya?

Come, Ivan. We must be going.

Buenos noches.

Same to you. Hasta manana.

I didn't know you spoke Spanish.

Don't think I worked in
Tijuana for nothin'.

At the stables

where the horses for
tomorrow's race are quartered,

there's a certain horse
in stall eight

that positively must be kept from
running in tomorrow's sweepstakes.

Apart from the money
I should lose

if that horse should win,

his owner needs a lesson
in keeping her place

that she won't forget.

Should you enjoy being
richer by a few thousand?

Now you interest me.

- You'll do it?
- Why not?

Then now's the time to do it.

You get out here.
Stop the car, Rodgers.

Stables aren't far from here.

You may decide for yourself
what means you wish to employ.

It will be done.

But didn't we speak about money?

The rest tomorrow.

Yeah, show me the silver one.

Bien, madame.

I hope you're satisfied
with your gowns.

Everything else seems
to be going smoothly.

Have you heard anything
about carrington?

I hope I ain't doin'
all this for nothin'.

Oh, he's here, all right.

I made discreet inquiries.

You think he'll be
at the races tomorrow?

I shouldn't be surprised.

I hope you're right.

Can you imagine me
fallin' for that guy?

And I'm supposed to be
a smart dame

that knows all the answers.

And I guess the answer
to that is,

there's no one
too smart for love.

Good night, my dear.

Good night, winslow.

Montezuma, 500 pesos.

Thank you.

No, don't.

No. Pardon me.

- Oh, hello.
- How do you do?

Madame, I am so thrilled
at seeing you again.

For one kiss of your lips,

I would give half of my life.

See me tomorrow,
I'll kiss you twice.

Bon jour, Ivan.

Madame, may I introduce
captain du pont.

Famous soldier of fortune.

- Oh, a hero.
- Correct, madame.

Madame, lieutenant mendoza,
senor Alvarez.

Hiya, boys.

I'm sorry.
I didn't get your name.

That's not your fault.
You tried hard enough.

Where have I seen
your lovely face before?

Same place you see it now.

There's one in a million.

Figuratively speaking.

She's that much-talked
about cattle queen

who was going to run cactus.

Oh, yes, I've heard of her.

They struck oil on her
ranch. She's worth millions.

Shocking what sort of people
have money nowadays.

Mrs. brittony.

May I speak to you alone?

Fletcher, I'll join you
later at the bar.

I want to explain.

Isn't that cactus?

That's what I want to explain.

Trying to carry out your orders,

I got into trouble.
I was unsuccessful.

So I see.

Sorry, boys,
but this is private.

How's everything, huh?

Cactus not sleep last night.

Me think him catch cold.

Caught cold?

That would have to happen now.

Come here.

Listen, I'm not takin'
any chances around here

after what happened last night.

There's an extra bonus for you

if you beat cactus.

I don't care how you
do it. Anything goes.

Remember, you stand at
the three-quarter pole,

- and keep your eye on me.
- Yes, lady.

Here, senor carrington.

Rub montezuma's nose
for good luck.

Remember you are wearing
the Lopez colors.

Do them honor.

Si, senor.

Listen, laughing eagle,

remember you're
wearin' my colors.

So bring home the bacon.

Fancy meeting you
in Buenos Aires.

The astonishment is mutual.

I'm glad we've got
that much in common.

Still keep on the brakes?

;, quien es ese mujer?

No lo conozco.

Well, it's been
awfully nice to see you,

but I'm afraid I should
have to join my party.

Don't skid.

Yeah.

- A friend?
- Yes.

Where's he sittin'?

Box next to us, my dear.

That's great.

Program?

Would you mind?

Thank you.

Who you playing?

Montezuma, of course.

Mm, I thought so.
Too bad. You're gonna lose.

What's that?
Who's going to lose?

Yeah, you, too.

I bet you 50 grand even
money that montezuma don't win.

What means 50 grand?

Dollars to you. 50,000 of 'em.

Oh, papa, take her.

Yeah, try and get me.

Oh, madame.

I will bet with you.

That's perfect.

Don't be foolish, Cleo.

I should say, miss borden.

I know what I'm doin', honey.

I should say, Mr. carrington.

Well, it's your money.

Brava. You are a grand sport.

If I only had the right to lead
you to your true greatness.

Yeah, it ain't a bad idea.

Hiya, pal.

How about that little bet?

It's satisfactory.

Isn't that your
boyfriend with her?

Yes, the traitor.

- Glasses.
- Certainly.

Thank you.

It's all right.

Flota first, montezuma second,

Bonnie Lassie third,
running easily.

Cactus coming up on the inside.

- Did you see that?
- Yes. I get it.

Come on, cactus,
you can still win!

And therefore,

it is a great privilege
and a great honor

to extend to miss Cleo borden

not only our
heartiest congratulations,

but also, on behalf
of true fellow sportsmen

the world over.

I am sure miss borden

would like to say
a few words to us.

Oh, delighted.

This ought to be amusing.

Ladies and gentlemen,

I had a swell speech
all figured out on paper

for the occasion, but I left
it home on the piano.

I certainly appreciate you
throwin' this party for me.

As far as the success of
me and my horse goes,

all I can say is,

we came, we saw, we conquered.

Thank you.

I gave 'em class, didn't I?

Ivan, you seem to have
money tonight.

Where did you get it?

Ah, that's my secret.

To your, uh,
la blonde americaine.

And to her millions,
which will be soon mine.

You are lucky, Ivan.

You have got what you
have always been after.

Woman like her should be
proud of getting Ivan valadov.

Look here, sir.

When you speak of miss borden,
be careful what you say.

Don't make me laugh, sefor.

You are doing
pretty well yourself

with the rich senorita Lopez.

I suppose her millions
do not interest you.

You swine.

Someday you will pay for this.

I thought you was a gentleman.

Fightin' in a bar,
smackin' around my friend.

- Your friend, eh?
- Yes. What's it to you?

Oh, nothing.
Only I pick my friends.

Yes, to pieces. Come on, I-Van.

My darling, my sweet.

My lovely one.

Never mind that.
I got all the oil I want.

Darling, I just found out
that it's you I'm in love with.

You are the only one
for me after all.

After all what?

Oh, darling,
I love you, I love you!

I must have you. Marry me.

Listen, I-Van,

you're all right
to play around with,

but as a husband,
you'd get in my hair.

But, darling...

What do you mean?

I'm intellectual,
and you're opposite.

Let me tell you,
I am an aristocrat

and a backbone of my family.

Well, your family oughta
see a chiropractor.

Where do you think you're going?

I don't think that
should interest you.

Oh, yes,
it does. I got plenty to say to you.

I'd rather you said it to
that Russian friend of yours.

You seem very devoted to him.

You and I have
nothing in common.

What do you mean,
nothin' in common?

Ain't I worth millions?

Ain't I climbin'
the social ladder?

Ain't I mixin'
with swell people?

I can get anything money can
buy. What more do you want?

Certainly not your money,
that's means nothing to me.

There are a lot of people
who think the way you do,

but you're sadly mistaken about
the importance of your wealth.

There happen to be a few
things beyond the reach of money.

Yeah? For instance?

Natural good breeding,
for one thing. Culture for another.

Oh, I see.

You'd like to have
my ancestors go over

and come back on
the mayflower, is that it?

No. I'm simply making
clear to you

what my own standards are.

What I'm accustomed to expect
from the people I associate with.

When you got plenty of money,

you can get any kind
of friends you want.

You mean parasites
like your friend Ivan.

Leave my friends out of this.

- Leave me out of it, too.
- I can do that.

Why do I have to like that guy?

Oh, there you are.
I've been looking for you.

Listen, winslow, I gotta
get a good name.

A what?

I gotta be a lady now if it kills me,
and you, too.

Ain't there some quick way
without a lot of red tape?

If it's social position you want,
there's always marriage.

That's perfect. All right,
you find me a guy with a good name,

blue blood in his veins
and red ink in his bank book,

and I'll put a deposit
on him tonight.

Well, there's a man
not so active,

but he's a bachelor.

The legs were
beautifully carved.

Clinton hungerford.

He collects antiques.

You think he'd last
till I got him home?

Number eight black.

Oh, I win!

Any more checks, Mr. Colton?

Yes, yes.

Why don't you stop, old man?

Don't worry. My luck'll change.

All bets down.

Are you playing, miss borden?

Yeah, I'll take
a crack at it. 5,000 please.

19 red.

Any more checks, Mr. Colton?

I'm through.

Place your bet.

Too bad,
Colton. Your luck was miserable tonight.

Yeah, I'm broke.

I wouldn't do that
if I were you.

Why not?

Give me that. Give it to me.

You've had bad luck
tonight, haven't you?

Yeah. They cleaned me.

Sit down.

I want to talk to you.

May sound a little odd at first,

but I want you to listen.

How would you like
to step into a fortune?

Are you trying to be funny?

On the contrary,
I'm being quite serious.

I'll be frank with you.

I came here to make a deal.

A deal?

Yes. The Colton name
and social position

for a generous fortune.

Colton name”?

Fortune?

I see what you mean,
but it's out of the question.

I couldn't do a thing like that.

Ah.

Too bad.

Wait a minute.

Who is she?

Miss Cleo borden.

The oil millionairess.

29 black. She wins again.

This is the most embarrassing
position I've ever been in.

On the contrary, you ought to
feel yourself rather fortunate.

If you'll excuse me,
I'll tell miss borden that you're here.

And if you don't mind,
I think I'll have a drink.

- I need it.
- Yes. Help yourself.

How'd you make out?

Everything's practically set.

He's waiting in the next room.

I'll put the finishing
touches to him. Come on.

And by the way, I might tell you

that he's Mrs. crane
brittony's nephew.

What, that dame?

Oh, ain't this
a hot coincidence?

Lead me to him.

My dear, Mr. Fletcher Colton.

Miss borden.

- How do you do?
- How do you do?

Well, you made a swell deal,
if you ask me.

Mr. Colton felt
a little strange about all this.

Did you make it clear that this
was just a business proposition?

Oh, yes, yes.

Nothing against you personally,

because you look pretty
good to me and all that,

but I just wanna let you
know where you stand.

I think I understand.

You're simply buying
your way into society

through my position in it,
and nothing more.

That's short and sweet. I
couldn't put it better myself.

All we need now is to settle
the details for the wedding.

Yeah, give society
something to talk about,

'cause I'm gonna be
Mrs. Fletcher Colton

of New York,
Miami, and southampton.

By golly, the new Mrs. Colton

must be one of them there
circus bareback riders.

One thing's sure, Michael.

Life will be a circus
around here from now on.

All right, throw it out.

Yes, ma'am.

- Storehouse.
- Yes, ma'am.

Throw it out.

And please tell her that
with me are Mrs. plunkett,

Mrs. pillsbury,
and Mrs. cranford.

We would like
to see her at once.

But of course.

And with Mrs. brittony
are Mrs. plunkett,

Mrs. pillsbury,
and Mrs. cranford.

Watch the fun.

This is positively shocking.

I think it's beautiful,
but I wouldn't tell her.

I should hope not.

There isn't a trace of
one of my ancestors left.

Good afternoon, ladies.

Charming of you.
Won't you sit down?

- Will you have some tea?
- No, thank you.

I suppose you came here
to congratulate me.

We did. We think you have
done extremely well.

Of course, when I met you
in bonus airs,

I didn't think
we'd ever be related.

Speaking of relatives,
Mrs. Colton,

have your ancestors
ever been traced?

Well, yes, but they were too
smart, they couldn't catch 'em.

I don't suppose you'll want to
stay in southampton very long.

And what gave you that idea?

Oh, a little birdy told me.

Birdy must've been
a little cuckoo.

I'm afraid you're going
to find it rather quiet here,

after the way
you're used to living.

Don't let that worry you.

I expect to put life
in the old joint...

I mean the old place.

Oh, dear. In what way?

Well, you see, uh,

this being the social season
down here,

I figured I'd toss a few parties

with a select crowd.
You're invited.

Of course, I realize
you're an ambitious young woman.

I can see exactly why
you married my nephew.

I know what you have in mind.

Go right ahead. I'm resting.

You know, I could give you some
good advice, if you asked me.

You don't ask your enemy
how to win the war.

Are you suggesting
I'm your enemy?

You certainly didn't
come here as a friend.

Let me tell ya,
you're only wastin' your time.

Oh, so you intend to
force yourself upon us.

Force myself on who?

Listen, sister, don't forget
I'm Mrs. Fletcher Colton

of New York, Miami,
and southampton.

You... you...

Ooh, I'll drive you
out of southampton.

I wonder if
they'll ever come back.

After they hear what I'm gonna do,
they'll fight to come back.

My dear, what are you up to now?

Something I've been
plannin' for a long time.

Yes? What is it?

I'm gonna give 'em
some high-class entertainment

that'll put another
0 in the 400.

Yes, but what sort
of entertainment?

Oh, nice, clean entertainment.

I'm gonna throw 'em an opera.

Opera?

Yeah, and you've gotta
make arrangements right away

to get me a tenor
to play Samson.

Do you mean to tell me that you're
going to attempt Samson and Delilah?

Listen, I'll attempt
anything once.

And what's more, I'm
gonna sing Delilah.

I got a lot of respect
for that dame.

That's one lady barber
that made good.

Remember, Donovan,
this is no ordinary case.

It requires diplomacy and tact.

Well, I've been
a successful private dick

for 15 years.

If I had my due,
I'd be police commissioner.

Yes.

Mrs. brittony is here.

Have her come in.

Step out a few minutes, Donovan.

Sure.

Come right in, Mrs. brittony.

Thank you.

Everything is
working out nicely.

I've instructed the detective.

I'm expecting Ivan
valadov here any minute.

He arrived from
Buenos Aires this morning.

Splendid, brash.
You always were thorough.

You know, of course,
that this will be an expensive undertaking.

I'll spare no cost
to disgrace that woman

and drive her out
of southampton.

Good. And if we can depend
on valadov to do his part,

the results should be
even better than that.

Since it's known that
valadov formerly courted her,

and with the evidence
we hope to get,

we'll have sufficient to
demand a divorce for Colton.

You don't need to worry about
Ivan valadov going through with it.

I happen to know what sort
of rodent he is.

What is it?

Mr. valadov is here.

Send him in.

Mr. brash?

I'm Ivan valadov.

How do you do?

You know Mrs. brittony.

Of course I do.

I had the pleasure of knowing
Mrs. brittony quite well.

Send Donovan in.

It was very charming
of you to send for me.

Only because the situation
demands your particular talents.

Now this is the plan.

Listen carefully, Donovan.
You, too, Mr. valadov.

Mrs. Colton is giving
an elaborate entertainment

on the Colton estate
on the night of August 17th.

I think that's Saturday
night. Let's see.

Yes. Donovan, I want you...

Mr. and Mrs. pillsbury.

How lovely of you
to have included us.

Charming of you to come.

- How do you do?
- How do you do?

Mrs. crane brittony.

Delighted to see you
again, my dear.

You look perfectly stunning.

Ha ha ha.

- The Earl of Stratton.
- A real Earl.

If carrington could
only see me now.

Where did you come from?

England.

You mean this title stuff
is on the level?

It's genuine?

Of course.

May I have the pleasure
of the first dance?

It would be a privilege
and an honor to dance with

the Earl of Stratton.

Isn't there some place
we could be alone?

There are so many things
I want to talk to you about.

So many things you'll
have to answer for, too.

All right. Where should we go?

Right this way.

Colton, may I see you
a minute, please?

Why, surely.

Pardon me, gentlemen.

About this iou.

You promised to settle up
with me two weeks ago.

I must have the money tonight.

Tonight? I don't see how...

If you don't, then I'll just have
to approach Mrs. Colton for it.

No, don't disturb her, rand.

I'll get it for you tonight,
without fail.

Those are the windows
of her room.

I gotcha.

You better keep your eye
on that Indian.

You might find out something
interesting about them.

Say, when this guy Ivan
gets through with her,

we'll have plenty.

Well, I suppose I have myself
to blame for losing you.

But how on earth was I to know
that you really cared for me?

Couldn't you tell out
at the ranch that I did?

Don't you think
your method of showing it

was a little unusual?

Shooting off my hat
and roping me like a steer?

Do you know
you might've killed me?

I'll admit I was
a little uncouth,

but you did like me.

You know I did.

But I tried to conceal
it the best way I could.

Oh, holdin' out on me, huh?

Those are the windows
of her room.

Get in there while
the entertainment is on

so you'll be there
when she gets back.

Don't worry.

And be sure and get her
in front of the window

so I can see you
at the right time.

You will see plenty, my friend.

You see, I wanted to get
in the social register,

and you insinuated I wasn't
exactly a lady,

but I'm surprised...

Yeah, you're full of
surprises yourself.

I didn't know you were nobility.

I had no title then.

I meant to tell you
that night in Buenos Aires

that I was going home to
straighten out some family affairs.

I meant to tell you
that I was mad about you.

Always have been.

You've got to believe that.

I didn't say you could kiss me.

Remember you once told me
to release my brakes.

Yeah, but why did you
wait so long?

I'm not gonna wait any longer.

I love you.

We've got to find
some way out of this.

All right, my lord,
it will have to be arranged.

I'm sorry, madame.

I am so sorry, madame.

You're sorry?

What have you got
to be sorry about?

Remember, you only have a half an
hour to dress, make up, vocalize,

warm up the voice.

That's right. I forgot, we're
puttin' on an opera tonight.

Best of success to you, my dear.

With you here, that'll be easy.

Winslow, I've been
looking for you everywhere.

Did she give you the check?

- No.
- But I must have it tonight.

I'm sorry, but Mrs. Colton
has definitely refused to pay

any more of your gambling debts.

This is an unusually large sum.

You may tell Mrs. Colton
there is no sum too large

to pay for the name
I've given her.

Even so, I think she's
been very generous to you.

Did you get it?

No, but I will.

I'll go upstairs and get it.

Wait right here till I get back.

That's a very delicate
note, madame.

I'm afraid you are taking
the worst way to get there.

I wanna get there
in the worst way.

Haven't you got
my dress hooked yet?

Madame, you wiggle this way
and that way. I can do nothing.

All right, we'll try it again.

Madame, will you please
stand still?

Between the two of you,
you're drivin' me crazy.

- I'll scream!
- Oh, madame...

Can I do anything for you, sir?

No, thanks, Thomas.

Who's there?

Please, madame,
you mustn't scream.

Think of your voice.

Give me the a, give me the a.

Stop blowin' that thing.
I know the whole alphabet.

Please hurry.
You're on in a minute.

In a minute? I ain't ready;
They'll have to wait.

They can't wait.
They can't stretch the music.

They'll have to stretch it
or I'll go crazy.

How can I sing when
you got me in a mood like this?

Please, madame,
you must be calm. You mustn't shout.

- Who's shouting, you seal?
- You're on now.

I'm on, huh? How am I doing?

Please, madame, give me the a.

Pardon me, Joe.

Come here, Samson.

He insists that he must
have that money tonight.

Expensive husband, huh?

All right, give it to him,
but this is the last time.

Very well.

Oh, you can go.

Okay, madame.

What is it, taho?

Come quick.
Mr. Colton, him hurt.

He's what?

Yes, lady. In your room.

Where are you going, madame?

The intermission is almost over.

You tell 'em to wait
till I get back.

But, madame - do as I say.

See if there's any money
in his pocket.

No money, lady.

Wait outside that door.
Let no one in.

Oh, so that's where
you're hidin'.

No, no, I'm not hiding.

I just came to pay you a visit.

Yeah. Left your calling card.

Uh, what do you mean?

- I don't understand.
- Come here and I'll show ya.

How terrible.

But darling, I know
nothing of this.

Don't darling me.
You know you did it.

Oh, so you are
a very clever woman.

You have put your husband
out of your way,

and you want to blame it on me.

Well, you have done this,
and you are going to pay for it.

- I'm going.
- No, you don't.

You're gonna stay here
and face the music.

All right, I'm going to stay,

and I am going
to tell everyone you did it.

I saw you.

Why, you lowdown, sneak...

And if you want to save your life,
you better come with me.

Take your filthy hands off me.

Let me go. Take your...

Don't let him get away.

Who are you,
and what do you want?

Donovan's the name,
and that's the story.

Oh, you're just
what's needed. Come on in.

- Are you alone?
- Not exactly.

In that case, I'd like to see
your paramour, Mr. Ivan valadov.

You tryin' to be funny?

Listen, I'm an old hand
at this game.

- Mr. Colton.
- Yes.

Whose gun is that?

Why, uh, I think it's mine.

That's all I wanna know.

This is murder.

You're not insinuatin'
that I did it.

You'll have to tell
your story to the da.

Say, listen, you. Just a minute.

Nothing. It's all right.
I'll take care of everything.

Boys, come up here.

Tell you, when I first came
into this room,

he was lyin' there
just as you see him.

Yes, yes, I know.

Don't let anyone
out of this house.

You, search the grounds.

- What has happened?
- It's Mr. Colton.

What has she done to my nephew?

Madam, my theory of
the case is murder.

- Murder!
- Don't let anyone in here.

Very good, sir.

Fletcher. Why didn't you
listen to me?

I knew something like this
would happen

if you married
that dreadful woman.

You came here,
you forced yourself upon us.

I swore I'd drive you
out of southampton,

and now, you've
killed my nephew.

I wouldn't be too sure
about that if I were you.

You wanna walk or ride, lady?

I never walk when I can ride,

and when I ride,
it won't be with you.

- You're comin' with me.
- You're not taking this lady anywhere.

Here's the man you want.

And we found the Indian over him
with this knife. We tried to make him talk.

You killed Colton.

That's a lie.
Colton shot himself.

We'll let the courts
decide that.

He man that tried
kill horse, too.

Come here, you.

Why, you double-crossin'...

I didn't know it was your horse.

I needed money.
She paid me to do that.

That's preposterous.
The man's lying.

You are lying. You also paid me

to come here from Buenos Aires

and help you to disgrace her.

- The man's insane.
- I believe him.

He ain't got brains enough
to figure this thing out himself.

I won't be insulted
by a person like you.

Don't lose your temper
or I'll help you find it.

You certainly figured a swell way
to drive yourself out of this town.

Let the law take its course.

Let's go.

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my heart and soul j

j in my dancin' &

j to keep the wolf
from the door j

j but now I'm a lady j

j don't have to dance anymore j

j I played with handsome men
and asked them no questions j

j' I met the best and the worst j

j but now I'm a lady j

j' I see their pedigrees first j

j let me say
there is many a boyfriend &

j that knew me when j

j but today they're
the guys in the army j

j of my forgotten men j

j oh, I used to play around
without any conscience j

j I just broke hearts
left and right &

j but now I'm a lady j

j I plan to be more polite j

who is it?

Don't be alarmed, milady. It's only
your husband, the Earl of Stratton.

Just a minute, dear.

But, my dear,
we'll have to hurry

or we'll miss the boat.

Take it easy, honey,
you'll last longer.

J hi-Dee-ho, baby,
I'm goin' places j

j' I've made my plan, hi-Dee-ho j

j love is dealin' me aces j

j I've got my man j

j now step by step, I hit
the top of the ladder j&

j' it was a dangerous climb j

j but now I'm a lady j

j come up and see me sometime j