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(BUBBLING)
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-(SONG BEGINS)
-(SINGING) One, two, three, four
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Who's that knocking at my door?
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Five, six, seven, eight
Hurry up and don't be late
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Nine, ten, eleven, twelve
Got a secret I can't tell
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Flap your fins
Flip your tail
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School's out
Ring the bell!
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La, la, la, la
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Ooh
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La, la, la, la
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Ooh
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La, la, la, la
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Ooh
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La, la, la, la
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Ooh
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One, two, three, four
Who's that knocking at my door?
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Five, six, seven, eight
Hurry up and don't be late
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Nine, ten, eleven, twelve
Got a secret I can't tell
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Flap your fins
Flip your tail
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School's out
Ring the bell!
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(SONG ENDS)
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(THEME MUSIC PLAYS)
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(YELPS)
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(PANTING, GROANING)
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BEA: (SQUEALS) Oh, my gosh,
it's starting! Hurry!
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Guys, guys, it's on!
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NARRATOR: On this episode
of HTV's True Hamsterwood Story,
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Brandon Bubbler.
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Created by a group of scientists,
engineers, and talent scouts,
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this is the story of model X-10-79-25.
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After careful surveying and polling,
X-10-79-25 was re-titled Brandon Bubbler.
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Singing, dancing, and girl wooing
were all programmed into his very being.
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Brandon's finest gift proved
to be none other than connecting
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with the youth of today.
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Brandon Bubbler loves texting, chilling,
and frozen yogurt.
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If that's not me, I don't know
who me is.
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(SLURPS) True that, sister!
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NARRATOR: But after countless world tours,
18 platinum singles,
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and a failed relationship
with his backup dancer Rebecca...
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(ECHOES) Rebecca, Rebecca...
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Brandon Bubbler began to lose
what made him so special to so many.
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Teens everywhere used to be all like,
"Yeah! Brandon Bubbler! All right!"
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But now teens are all like,
"Psh..." (GROANS) "Brandon Bubbler..."
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(GROANS)
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NARRATOR: Brandon Bubbler has been
avoiding any spotlight
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since his sudden tumble from teen idol.
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But recent government reports
and popular tabloid magazines
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report that Brandon Bubbler
has attempted to escape the spotlight
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by attending Freshwater High.
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(GASPS) Oh, my gosh! You guys!
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Oh, my gosh, it's Brandon!
(SQUEALS) Oh, my gosh! Oh, my gosh!
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This is the most amazing thing
that could possibly happen. I'm gonna die!
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Brandon!
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(SCREAMING)
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(BELL RINGING)
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Okay, keep cool, Bea. Brandon Bubbler
is gonna be in your class.
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There is no reason to get worked up.
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Brandon! Brandon!
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Oscar, why is Bea going crazy?
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OMG, OMG, OMG, OMG, OMG, OMG.
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-You didn't hear, Milo? Brandon Bubbler...
-Brandon!
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Brandon Bubbler's gonna be a student
in our class.
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-Brandon Bubbler?
-Brandon Bubbler!
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Yes, Brandon Bubbler.
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-Brandon Bubbler!
-Brandon Bubbler!
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-Brandon Bubbler!
-Brandon Bubbler!
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-Brandon Bubbler!
-Brandon Bubbler!
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Okay, everybody,
if we could all quiet down.
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I know some of you have heard something
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about a specific student
joining our class.
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I'd like to say
that these rumors are...
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true.
Please join me in welcoming
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Bjorñ Uh-fur-grazuhr-zuh-zuhnonenen.
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Zuhzuhnenen.
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No. It's Bjorñ Ouhhfáhrrrgãwrdczhen.
"Ouhhfáhrrrgãwrdczhen."
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-"Bjorkey Uhfarmargen."
-Bjorñ Ouhhfáhrrrgãwrdczhen.
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-Bjorñ Ouhhfáhrrrgãwrdczhen.
-Bjorñ Ouhhfáhrrrgãwrdczhen.
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Hello!
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Yeah, he's our new
foreign exchange student.
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-You can sit down now.
-Thank you.
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Oh yeah, Brandon Bubbler's
joining the class, too.
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(MUSIC PLAYING)
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Got a case of L-U-V
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-Hey, what's up? I'm Brandon Bubbler.
-Yeah, Brandon!
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(WHOOPING)
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(WHOOPING)
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You can go take your seat now, Brandon.
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-(WHISPERS) That's Brandon Bubbler.
-We know, Bea.
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-(SCRAPING)
-(GRUNTING)
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Hey there, Brandon. Brandon Bubbler.
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(GIGGLES)
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Would you look at us, you know,
just talking like old friends.
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-I'm Bea.
-I know.
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-You do?
-Yeah, you're, like, the girl
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who kidnapped me and had me sing
at your birthday party.
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(GIGGLES)
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That's me. But technically,
it was those guys.
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(GIGGLES)
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-I'm sorry about that.
-No, it's cool.
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-In a lot of ways, I miss being kidnapped.
-Huh? What an unexpected response.
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The days of being blindfolded,
taken to exotic locations,
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feeling like you're worth something
to someone else, gone.
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Nobody wants to kidnap
ol' Brandon Bubbler anymore.
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Did you come to this school
so I would kidnap you again?
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-No, no.
-Oh.
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My record company thought
it would be a good idea for me to go
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to high school and hang out
with kids my own age.
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They think I'll get my relatability back.
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But I'm not sure how taking away my swag
will make me more relatable.
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-I have no clue how to be a teen.
-I'm a teen! I get me!
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And I think I get you, too.
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I wanna show you what it's like to be
a teenager!
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(SQUEALS)
And get you back in the music business!
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Uh, okay. Yeah, why not?
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-(MUSIC PLAYING)
-(RECORD SCRATCH)
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No! No musical numbers in class.
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Why can't you two be more like Bjorñ
and pay attention?
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(INTERNALLY)
No, Bjorñ is not paying attention.
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Bjorñ wants to know what it's like
to be a teenager, too.
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Because Bjorñ is really 37 years old.
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(MUSIC PLAYING)
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(SINGS) I come from the land
of Crenotaninia
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I left my two kids and wife
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I got on a boat and come over here
To learn about teenage life
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Like homework and kittens
And shopping at the mall
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Makeup and football
And hanging at the diner
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This is what it means to be a teen
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Live out the teenage dream
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Then I won't be, how do you say
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Lonely
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(BOTH LAUGHING)
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Oh, my! What a hoot! (LAUGHS)
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Dude, that was so awesome.
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I love being a regular teenager.
I had no idea it was so cool.
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(CHUCKLES) Well,
I'm glad you're enjoying it!
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More than you will ever know.
This is like a whole new world for me.
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A world where I get
what I was actually singing about.
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A world where I kinda understand
what it's like to be a teenager.
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Great! I'm glad I solved
your little problem.
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Now you can get back
to being Brandon Bubbler
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and being awesome and making all my dreams
come true. (SINGSONG) Diddly-doo.
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(TRUMPETS SOUNDING)
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(SINGS) I'm just a girl
Who's walking to school
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Who's friends with Brandon Bubbler
I'm friends with Brandon Bubbler
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-(TIRES SCREECH)
-(SCREAMS)
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Brandon's limo! Brandon, are you okay?
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Not Brandon. It's Bjorñ!
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Thanks to Brandon Bubbles, I am now a fun,
cool teenager like you.
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I do not care about my parents,
not one bit.
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School is stinky
because teacher Baldwin talks like goose.
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(BLOWING RASPBERRY)
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Take it back, Bjorñ!
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Go sit on egg.
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-Make me!
-Do not have cow, man.
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Wait! Why does Baldwin
have Brandon's bling?
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And Esmargot's got his hat?
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(SINGS) You make me go snap, girl!
Got my head in a whirl
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-Woah.
-DR. FROG: Music awards!
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Get Brandon Bubbler's music awards here!
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-What is happening?
-Whassup, Bea?
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Hey, Brandon.
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-Brandon! What happened to you?
-What do you mean?
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Well, you've changed your clothes,
and everybody's got your stuff!
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Oh yeah. That stuff was kinda weighing
the new me down. So I gave it all away.
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-This is the new Brandon. Brandon Feldman.
-Brandon Feldman?
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-I'm a regular teenager now, Bea.
-What? No, no! You're Brandon Bubbler,
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-international pop star.
-No, shawty. It's just like you showed me.
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I was missing out. Regular teenage life
is the best.
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Check you later, Bea. I gotta go do
some homework
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and then get to bed pretty early
'cause we have a test tomorrow.
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No! You're a pop star! You're a pop star!
Come back!
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(GROANS) This isn't what was supposed
to happen. Diddly-darn it!
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-Money fight!
-Money fight!
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(LAUGHS)
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-Money, money, money!
-Money, money, money!
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-(SIGHS)
-Hey, Bea, what's wrong?
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You're not throwing any
of Brandon's money.
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Brandon Bubbler's gone. I destroyed him.
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Hey, hey, hey, girl, Brandon Bubbler
went away on his own choosing.
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You just showed him a reason to leave.
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Wait a minute. I got it!
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I only showed Brandon fun things
about being a teenager.
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But teen life is equally about the awkward
and depressing moments, isn't it?
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(SNEEZES)
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-Yes.
-Maybe if I show Brandon "Feldman"
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the bad stuff about being a teenager,
Brandon Bubbler would wanna come back.
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Well, maybe he doesn't wanna come back.
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Um, if he didn't wanna come back,
he would've told me.
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He did tell you.
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I'm giving it all up, Bea,
and I'm never going back.
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Just help me show him how bad
being a teenager is!
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-Okay, okay!
-Okay, okay!
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-Sheesh.
-Sheesh.
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(SINGS)
Teenager, teenager, teenager life
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I hate spelling words
And my mom makes me angry
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Oh, teenager, teenager, teenager life
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Clean up your room, get a good report card
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Pimples, girls, boys, bullies
Getting sent to your room for singing
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Teenager life! Teenager life!
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Teenager life! Teenager life!
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My life is no knock-knock joke, butt-face.
Go sit on egg.
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Wow. That teenage experience
was much different than last time, Bea.
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Yeah, things got a little...
Huh. What's the word...
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-Sad.
-Yeah! Sad.
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But that's just a normal day
in every teen's life.
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I mean, when you were a giant pop star,
you didn't have to deal
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with stuff like that.
But, Brandon Feldman,
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this stuff is gonna be coming at you
like a bad acne breakout.
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(SLOW ACOUSTIC MUSIC PLAYS)
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So, I happen to have this hat
to symbolize your transformation
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back into Brandon Bubbler. Would you like
to put this hat back on, Brandon?
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(POP MUSIC INTENSIFIES)
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No, shawty, I'm not going back.
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What? But being a teenager
is so tough and weird!
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I know. I know that now. But it's worth it
to me because I'm figuring things out
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for myself. I know Brandon Bubbler
is pretty dope,
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but maybe Brandon Feldman is pretty dope,
too.
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And now that he's in high school with you,
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maybe he can actually get
to know you better.
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Oh, really? Wait! I can work with that.
I can work with that! (GIGGLES)
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So, do you wanna go to the Hokey Poke
and get a milkshake?
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-Sure.
-(SINGSONG) Diddly-dee! (CHUCKLES)
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Brandon, I'm so glad we found you!
Your records are selling like crazy!
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Your going back to school
was the best career decision
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I've ever made! And I mean that.
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We need you back on tour right now!
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(CLICKS FINGERS)
Pack your things.
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Wow-wow-wee!
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(YODELING)
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(THEME MUSIC PLAYING)
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(PHONE RINGING)
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Thanks for calling Jocktopizza,
home of the best family-made pizza
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in all of Freshwater. What can I get ya?
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WOMAN: (ON PHONE)
I'll have the usual, please.
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Mama, one large special, extra sausage,
but don't make it too pretty
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or I might have to marry it
instead of you.
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(LAUGHS)
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Jocktopus win another football game!
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Congratulations, son! Have a pizza.
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Nom-nom-nom, mmm.
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Look at our son, Mama. He's grown
into such a big, giant man-pus.
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-I think it's time.
-Time for what?
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Time for you to become a part
of our family tradition.
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Ooh.
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Everyone in our family has made
their own personal pizza recipe.
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I made a fatty pizza with lots of sausage.
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Uh-huh, uh-huh.
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Your mom made a hot pepper pizza,
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'cause she's so hot.
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(LAUGHS)
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Then, there's your older brother,
Rocktopus.
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-Rocktopus.
-Who made his famous gold record pizza,
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with bits of real gold crusted sausage!
Pizza magic.
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But you have not made a pizza.
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Son, my one wish for you
is that today you will make me
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the happiest father alive,
that you will finally make
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your own special, unique pizza.
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Jocktopus wanna make Jocktopapa happy.
So he will make the best pizza ever!
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That's my boy! Now let's get to it!
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Here are all the ingredients you need
to make your masterpiece.
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(SINGS) Pizza makin', la, la, la, la
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-Oh, how I have waited for this moment.
-All done!
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What is that?
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It's Jocktopus' pizza!
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Then I have failed. As both a pizza-maker
and a father.
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Mama, bring the poison!
It's time for me to die!
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(WHIMPERS)
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Jocktopus just kidding!
(CHUCKLES)
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(LAUGHS)
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Mama, did you hear our son, the comedian?
He only pretended to break my heart!
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(LAUGHS)
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-Now, make your pizza for real.
-Uh, don't worry.
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Jocktopus won't let you down.
But first, I have to go potty.
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-(GROANS)
-(GLASS SHATTERING)
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(BELL RINGS)
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Now, class, who can tell me
the most important step in baking a cake?
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-Precise measurements!
-Temperature!
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-Frosting!
-Chocolate! It's the chocolate!
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Nope. Licking the beater!
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(SCREAMS)
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Apparently, you should turn it off first.
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Jocktopus have a Jockto-emergency!
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You teach Jocktopus how to make
his special pizza now!
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Let me make some room for you, big fella.
Thanks, Clamantha.
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-No problem.
-Making pizza's really easy.
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-Yeah, you'll be a pro in no time.
-Okay, class,
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everyone got their
pizza-making mustaches on?
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-Yeah!
-Yeah!
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(WHISPERS)
Where's your pizza-making mustache?
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Jocktopus doesn't have one.
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How do you expect to make a pizza
with no pizza-making mustache?
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Now you got it goin' on.
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Repeat after me. "That's a spicy pizza!"
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-"That's a spicy pizza!"
-"That's a spicy pizza!"
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Good! Now say, "Ay, you got-a your-a
meat-a-balls in my pepperoni!"
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-"Ay, you got-a your-a meat-a-balls
-"Ay, you got-a your-a meat-a-balls
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-in-a my pepperoni!"
-in-a my pepperoni!"
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Teacher, Jocktopus in a hurry!
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Okay, the first step in making
a delicious pizza is...
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calling Jocktopizza on the phone!
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Huh? No!
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-One Jocktopapa special, hot from the...
-(SCREAMS)
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Oh, hey, son! Did you tell
all your little nerd friends
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how you're gonna finally make
your special family pizza for me?
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(SOBS)
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(SCREAMS)
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Well, if you didn't want me to eat them,
you should've told me that
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before you asked me to babysit your kids!
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Jocktopus, you big dummy! What's going on?
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You need to get it together.
Because this is not working for me!
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You don't understand, Piranhica!
This is a family issue.
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And we're not married yet!
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(GROANS) Oh, you need family?
I'll call you some family.
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(ROCK MUSIC PLAYING)
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(CELL PHONE RINGING)
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-(CELL PHONE RINGING)
-(MUSIC STOPS)
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Who is making all the noise?
Oh, wait. That's me.
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Yello? This is Rocktopus.
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(INDISTINCT CHATTER OVER PHONE)
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Rocktopus be right there. Concert is over.
Rocktopus has to go help little brother.
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I love you, Rocktopus!
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-I can see you hiding, you dummy.
-Jocktopus not here.
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-This just a talking goal post.
-He's all yours, dude.
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ROCKTOPUS: Hey, Jocktopoop.
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Wanna do some donuts
in Rocktopus' sweet ride?
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Very much, yes.
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(WHOOPING)
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-So, what you gonna do?
-More donuts!
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No, about making pizza.
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Okay, Jocktopus has plan.
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Jocktopus run away!
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(SCREAMS)
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(GROANS) Let me go!
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Not till you tell Rocktopus what wrong.
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(GRUNTS)
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Jocktopus sad 'cause he knows
there's no special pizza inside him.
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You not alone, little brother.
Rocktopus once felt same.
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Rocktopus lie! Rocktopus only ever feel
the awesome power of rock.
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No, back when Rocktopus was supposed
to make his own pizza...
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Rocktopus don't care about pizza.
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Rocktopus only has room in his heart
for rock 'n' roll! (WHOOPING)
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Son of mine, you got a big heart.
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There's lots of room in there
for both our dreams.
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ROCKTOPUS: But Rocktopus
still not understand.
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So he drove sweet ride up to top
of tanks and poured all feelings
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into song.
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(SINGS) La, la, la, la, la!
Baby, baby, baby, baby, la!
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Rocktopus then realize
that song was his pizza.
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Your gold record pizza?
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Little Jocktopus just gotta take
what he best at, and put it in pizza.
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-Jocktopus best at football!
-Yeah! Football pizza!
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-Football pizza?
-Football pizza!
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-Football pizza!
-Football pizza!
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Football pizza!
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-(ALL SCREAM)
-Football pizza!
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Football pizza!
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Football pizza!
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Football pizza... Eww...
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00:19:01,057 --> 00:19:02,977
So, uh, where'd you say we were goin'?
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(LAUGHS)
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Okay, Jocktoparents, take off blindfolds.
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Hey! We're at the football field!
I didn't realize you had a game today.
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Oh, yeah! It's Jocktopus'
most important game ever.
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-Is Rocktopus ready?
-Uh-huh. Is Jocktopus ready?
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Uh-huh.
You dumb nerd-fishes ready?
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00:19:23,537 --> 00:19:24,577
Uh-huh.
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-Why are we doing this?
-'Cause Jocktopus said he'd turn us
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-into fish paste if we didn't.
-Fish paste. Yeah.
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(SLOW MUSIC PLAYING)
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Well, look, Ma! There's Rocktopus!
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(SIGHS)
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Jocktopus can do this.
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(SINGS) Girl, you're so hot
And I think you're fine
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See that sweet ride?
Yeah, you know it's mine
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You want a ride?
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Hut, hut, hut!
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ROCKTOPUS: Get inside
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Oh, my gosh! Will you look at that!
They covered the field in pizza dough!
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Drivin' around
Sweet ride takes us there
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We're drivin' without no care
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'Cause you look hot tonight
382
00:20:32,481 --> 00:20:34,361
All right!
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Mamma mia! Our son has turned
the football field into a giant pizza!
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Look at my awesome hair
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It don't seem fair
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Drivin' round
Sweet ride takes us there
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Mozzarella cheese fireworks!
(CHUCKLES)
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Oh, pizza magic.
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Now, the game breaker.
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Son! Son! Are you okay? Speak to me!
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Jocktopus did it! He make
his own special pizza!
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That was some good work, dude!
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00:21:33,417 --> 00:21:35,127
I don't think this is gonna come
out of my clothes.
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-I knew you could do it.
-(SIGHS HAPPILY)
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Dumb Jocktopus forgot one thing.
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-Nuh-uh.
-Nuh-huh.
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00:21:41,759 --> 00:21:44,089
-Good pizza gotta be cooked!
-Oh, yeah.
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Don't worry. Rocktopus got it.
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Rocktopus call on ancient spirit
of rock 'n' roll to come help.
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(ROCK MUSIC PLAYS)
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Uh-oh.
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00:22:00,194 --> 00:22:04,534
You made it on the menu, son.
I am so proud of you!
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00:22:04,698 --> 00:22:06,238
(GRUNTS HAPPILY)
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00:22:06,492 --> 00:22:07,912
-(BELL RINGING)
-CUSTOMER: Uh, excuse me...
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00:22:08,244 --> 00:22:09,914
Yeah, I'd like to order
a Touchdown Special.
406
00:22:12,456 --> 00:22:14,536
Football pizza time again!
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00:22:14,834 --> 00:22:16,754
(LAUGHS)
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00:22:17,962 --> 00:22:18,962
(BIRDS CHIRPING)
409
00:22:20,798 --> 00:22:22,128
Is he still out there?
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00:22:22,842 --> 00:22:23,842
Yeah.
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(SLOW MUSIC PLAYS)
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(DOG WHINING)
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00:22:38,899 --> 00:22:40,109
(WHINES)
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00:22:40,693 --> 00:22:42,113
He's kinda creepin' me out.
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00:22:42,278 --> 00:22:44,778
Yeah, I don't do well
with needy people.
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