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These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:00,667 --> 00:00:03,167 (BUBBLING) 2 00:00:03,253 --> 00:00:05,013 -(SONG BEGINS) -One, two, three, four 3 00:00:05,088 --> 00:00:06,588 Who's that knocking at my door? 4 00:00:06,673 --> 00:00:08,093 Five, six, seven, eight 5 00:00:08,175 --> 00:00:09,965 Hurry up and don't be late 6 00:00:10,052 --> 00:00:11,512 Nine, ten, eleven, twelve 7 00:00:11,595 --> 00:00:13,135 Got a secret I can't tell 8 00:00:13,222 --> 00:00:14,892 Flap your fins, flip your tail 9 00:00:14,973 --> 00:00:16,773 School's out, ring the bell 10 00:00:16,892 --> 00:00:18,312 La, la, la, la 11 00:00:18,393 --> 00:00:19,903 Ooh 12 00:00:19,978 --> 00:00:21,438 La, la, la, la 13 00:00:21,522 --> 00:00:23,072 Ooh 14 00:00:23,148 --> 00:00:24,438 La, la, la, la 15 00:00:24,525 --> 00:00:26,355 Ooh 16 00:00:26,485 --> 00:00:28,195 La, la, la, la 17 00:00:28,278 --> 00:00:29,738 Ooh 18 00:00:29,821 --> 00:00:31,371 One, two, three, four 19 00:00:31,490 --> 00:00:32,870 Who's that knocking at my door? 20 00:00:32,991 --> 00:00:34,621 Five, six, seven, eight 21 00:00:34,701 --> 00:00:36,081 Hurry up and don't be late 22 00:00:36,203 --> 00:00:37,583 Nine, ten, eleven, twelve 23 00:00:37,913 --> 00:00:39,623 Got a secret I can't tell 24 00:00:39,706 --> 00:00:41,166 Flap your fins, flip your tail 25 00:00:41,333 --> 00:00:42,883 School's out, ring the bell! 26 00:00:42,960 --> 00:00:44,250 (SONG ENDS) 27 00:00:45,587 --> 00:00:47,457 (CHRISTMAS MUSIC PLAYING) 28 00:00:57,057 --> 00:00:58,267 (BARKS) 29 00:00:58,350 --> 00:01:00,140 (MEOWS) 30 00:01:03,188 --> 00:01:05,398 Merry Christmas! 31 00:01:05,691 --> 00:01:08,361 We're havin' a party, and everyone's invited! 32 00:01:08,569 --> 00:01:09,699 (SONG BEGINS) 33 00:01:10,195 --> 00:01:12,315 Time to celebrate 34 00:01:13,156 --> 00:01:15,366 Hurry, don't be late 35 00:01:16,243 --> 00:01:20,583 For Oscar and Milo's Annual Christmas party 36 00:01:22,624 --> 00:01:25,044 We'll decorate the tree 37 00:01:25,877 --> 00:01:28,547 Make some memories 38 00:01:29,089 --> 00:01:33,509 At Oscar and Milo's Annual Christmas party. 39 00:01:35,804 --> 00:01:36,934 (SONG ENDS) 40 00:01:40,017 --> 00:01:41,597 (MYSTERIOUS DEEP VOICE) Ho, ho, ho. 41 00:01:42,644 --> 00:01:44,444 MILO: Well, jingle my bells. 42 00:01:44,563 --> 00:01:46,153 Could it be? Is it he? 43 00:01:47,899 --> 00:01:50,069 No, it is she, 44 00:01:50,152 --> 00:01:52,282 the one and only Bea. 45 00:01:52,362 --> 00:01:56,452 Well, ginger my bread. I woulda never guessed it was you. 46 00:01:56,533 --> 00:01:58,953 Well, you are talking to the new 47 00:01:59,161 --> 00:02:00,831 Fish Mall Fish Santa! 48 00:02:00,912 --> 00:02:02,122 -Ho, ho, ho! -(JINGLING) 49 00:02:02,205 --> 00:02:03,995 Well, wrap my presents. 50 00:02:04,082 --> 00:02:06,632 (LAUGHS) Yeah, I totally nailed the audition. 51 00:02:06,710 --> 00:02:09,340 Technically, they haven't offered me the part yet, 52 00:02:09,421 --> 00:02:11,421 but details, details. Diddly doo. 53 00:02:11,673 --> 00:02:13,843 Sugarplum my fairy, girl! 54 00:02:14,509 --> 00:02:17,929 Come to our party and we will celebrate your big break! 55 00:02:18,096 --> 00:02:20,886 -Sounds great. I'll be sure to... -Okay, enough jibber jabber. 56 00:02:20,974 --> 00:02:23,024 I gotta get home and help Oscar decorate! 57 00:02:23,101 --> 00:02:24,311 -(GRUNTS) -Merry Christmas! 58 00:02:26,188 --> 00:02:27,728 Whoa, whoa, whoa, 59 00:02:27,939 --> 00:02:29,649 where's all the decorations? 60 00:02:29,983 --> 00:02:32,693 Hey, Oscar, you were supposed to be trimmin' the tree 61 00:02:32,778 --> 00:02:35,068 and eggin' the nog and fruitin' the cakes! 62 00:02:35,155 --> 00:02:37,365 Milo, we can't have a party! 63 00:02:37,449 --> 00:02:39,029 I have an enormous pimple! 64 00:02:39,618 --> 00:02:40,658 MILO: Pimple? 65 00:02:40,827 --> 00:02:42,157 That tiny little thing? 66 00:02:42,245 --> 00:02:43,865 Girl, you overreacting. 67 00:02:43,955 --> 00:02:45,995 I'll smack that puppy right offa you. 68 00:02:46,083 --> 00:02:47,713 -(MAKES WHAPPING SOUNDS) -Ow, ow, ow, ow, ow! 69 00:02:48,168 --> 00:02:50,208 Milo, it's still there. 70 00:02:50,295 --> 00:02:51,665 Ooh, I know what'll get rid of it! 71 00:02:51,755 --> 00:02:53,875 Chocolate-flavored grease pizza! 72 00:02:54,091 --> 00:02:56,391 -Milo, no! -I use this every day, myself, 73 00:02:56,468 --> 00:02:58,598 and I have shiny beautiful skin. 74 00:02:58,679 --> 00:03:01,099 Work it, yeah. Oh, work it, girl. 75 00:03:01,181 --> 00:03:02,971 Milo, get off! Oof. 76 00:03:03,475 --> 00:03:04,725 So, did it work? 77 00:03:05,227 --> 00:03:08,397 No, I think it's stress-related 'cause of the party planning. 78 00:03:08,480 --> 00:03:10,770 Parties are easy. All we got to do is clean, 79 00:03:10,857 --> 00:03:13,487 decorate, cook, wrap presents, 80 00:03:13,568 --> 00:03:15,398 and throw the best party ever! 81 00:03:16,405 --> 00:03:20,195 Augh, how can I throw the best party ever when I can't even show my face? 82 00:03:20,283 --> 00:03:23,043 There, there, now. Look at me, look at me. 83 00:03:23,120 --> 00:03:27,120 As my Christmas gift to you, I will handle all the party preparations. 84 00:03:27,207 --> 00:03:30,457 You just stay here and try and take care of that pretty widdle face. 85 00:03:30,544 --> 00:03:32,134 Aw, that's really sweet, Mi... 86 00:03:32,212 --> 00:03:35,172 Shh, shh, shh. Your greasy smile says it all. 87 00:03:35,549 --> 00:03:37,839 (EXCITED CHATTERING) 88 00:03:39,261 --> 00:03:40,761 Calm down, you fish babies. 89 00:03:40,846 --> 00:03:42,466 Mall Santa will be here any minute. 90 00:03:42,556 --> 00:03:43,636 Hey. 91 00:03:44,349 --> 00:03:47,019 Fish Santa is ready for her (SINGSONG VOICE) close-up. 92 00:03:47,102 --> 00:03:48,772 You're not Fish Santa. 93 00:03:49,521 --> 00:03:50,651 You're an elf. 94 00:03:50,731 --> 00:03:52,821 Well... Then who's playing Fish Santa? 95 00:03:52,899 --> 00:03:54,739 MALE VOICE: It's the crab of your dreams... 96 00:03:55,110 --> 00:03:56,780 Randy Pincherson! 97 00:03:56,862 --> 00:03:59,242 -Why?! -He's red. You're not. 98 00:03:59,322 --> 00:04:00,322 It was a no-brainer. 99 00:04:00,407 --> 00:04:02,447 But Randy doesn't even have a lap! 100 00:04:02,534 --> 00:04:03,664 I bought one. 101 00:04:05,078 --> 00:04:07,208 And if the kiddies want me to give 'em a toy, 102 00:04:07,289 --> 00:04:09,789 they gotta give me five bucks first! 103 00:04:09,875 --> 00:04:12,705 That's why you're doing this?! For money? 104 00:04:13,086 --> 00:04:14,126 Yeah. 105 00:04:14,212 --> 00:04:15,882 See? Perfect. 106 00:04:15,964 --> 00:04:17,174 So red. 107 00:04:17,799 --> 00:04:18,929 RANDY: Psst. 108 00:04:19,009 --> 00:04:21,759 Santa thinks you've been a very naughty girl. 109 00:04:23,013 --> 00:04:24,103 (FARTS) 110 00:04:25,474 --> 00:04:28,274 (HUMS CHRISTMAS MUSIC) 111 00:04:28,351 --> 00:04:29,851 Oh my gosh! 112 00:04:30,604 --> 00:04:32,654 Oh, this is never gonna work. 113 00:04:32,731 --> 00:04:36,071 If I can't pull off this party, I'm gonna ruin Christmas for everybody. 114 00:04:36,151 --> 00:04:38,071 (GRUNTS) 115 00:04:40,030 --> 00:04:42,990 Fish Santa, if you're out there somewhere, 116 00:04:43,074 --> 00:04:46,584 I could really use some of your holiday magical dude magic right now. 117 00:04:46,661 --> 00:04:47,791 Please? 118 00:04:52,918 --> 00:04:54,798 Well, that was just gorgeous. 119 00:04:56,421 --> 00:04:59,221 Ahh! Intruder! Hide the milk and cookies! 120 00:04:59,299 --> 00:05:02,089 Milo, settle down. It's me... Santa. 121 00:05:02,803 --> 00:05:04,643 Santa, huh? 122 00:05:04,846 --> 00:05:06,636 Hmm. Seems real. 123 00:05:06,723 --> 00:05:08,853 Beard? Okay. 124 00:05:11,603 --> 00:05:13,153 Belly full of jelly. 125 00:05:13,230 --> 00:05:15,110 Okay, okay. Turn around. 126 00:05:15,440 --> 00:05:16,980 -(MILO GASPS) -Hey. 127 00:05:17,067 --> 00:05:19,437 MILO: You even have a tattoo of a gingerbread man 128 00:05:19,528 --> 00:05:21,238 holding two candy canes! 129 00:05:21,321 --> 00:05:23,621 That's 100 percent. You're the real deal. 130 00:05:23,698 --> 00:05:26,868 -I love you, Santa! -And I love you, Milo. 131 00:05:27,661 --> 00:05:30,211 Now let's get to decorating this place! 132 00:05:30,288 --> 00:05:32,248 (COCKS) 133 00:05:32,332 --> 00:05:33,632 Get a load of this. 134 00:05:34,751 --> 00:05:36,171 (HOLIDAY ROCK MUSIC PLAYING) 135 00:05:36,253 --> 00:05:38,343 -Wowzers. -You like that action? 136 00:05:38,421 --> 00:05:40,091 Then check out these moves. 137 00:05:40,173 --> 00:05:41,473 Boo-ya! 138 00:05:45,887 --> 00:05:47,677 (SONG PLAYING) 139 00:06:08,410 --> 00:06:11,290 Hot nog! Everything's perfect! 140 00:06:11,371 --> 00:06:12,621 Hey, guess what? 141 00:06:12,706 --> 00:06:14,416 We still gotta do the tree! 142 00:06:16,501 --> 00:06:18,591 -Santa? -What? 143 00:06:19,087 --> 00:06:20,337 (GRUNTS) 144 00:06:20,463 --> 00:06:22,593 Can I be Santa's little helper? 145 00:06:22,716 --> 00:06:23,756 Boo-ya. 146 00:06:24,801 --> 00:06:25,891 Swag. 147 00:06:27,470 --> 00:06:29,260 I... I can feel the Christmas. 148 00:06:36,229 --> 00:06:39,609 -I did it! -Now all you need is a tree-topper. 149 00:06:39,691 --> 00:06:41,571 We gotta make sure it's perfect. 150 00:06:41,693 --> 00:06:43,073 BOTH: Hmm. 151 00:06:43,570 --> 00:06:44,570 (MUSIC ON THE LOUDSPEAKERS) 152 00:06:44,696 --> 00:06:46,356 Guess what I want for Christmas? 153 00:06:46,448 --> 00:06:49,028 (GIGGLES) Actually, Fish Santa, 154 00:06:49,117 --> 00:06:52,787 why doesn't he tell you what he wants for Christmas? 155 00:06:52,871 --> 00:06:54,081 Not interested. 156 00:06:54,205 --> 00:06:55,825 (SLURPING LOUDLY) 157 00:06:59,127 --> 00:07:01,127 Randy, you have got to stop this! 158 00:07:01,212 --> 00:07:02,302 You're right. 159 00:07:02,547 --> 00:07:05,007 This job stinks! I'm going home! 160 00:07:05,884 --> 00:07:06,934 (GROWLS) 161 00:07:07,010 --> 00:07:09,300 (SHRIEKS) Gimme that Santa suit! 162 00:07:09,387 --> 00:07:11,467 -RANDY: Get off me! -What is going on here? 163 00:07:11,556 --> 00:07:14,886 I was trying to listen to those adorable children, 164 00:07:15,018 --> 00:07:16,598 and she attacked me! 165 00:07:16,686 --> 00:07:19,356 But that's not true. He was ruining Christmas! 166 00:07:19,439 --> 00:07:22,979 Miss Bea, it is you who are ruining Christmas. 167 00:07:23,818 --> 00:07:25,358 You leave the mall now! 168 00:07:29,199 --> 00:07:32,199 And don't you dare stop for one of those churros! 169 00:07:32,786 --> 00:07:33,826 (WHIMPERS) 170 00:07:36,122 --> 00:07:38,082 BOTH: Hmm. 171 00:07:38,166 --> 00:07:40,166 What are we gonna put on top of that tree? 172 00:07:40,251 --> 00:07:45,011 This decision is putting a lump of coal in my Christmas stocking! 173 00:07:45,215 --> 00:07:48,635 Don't worry. I know a guy who knows a lot of stuff about a lot of things. 174 00:07:49,552 --> 00:07:51,722 Oscar, Oscar, come out. I need ya! 175 00:07:51,805 --> 00:07:52,885 OSCAR: No! 176 00:07:52,973 --> 00:07:56,143 This is serious. The whole party depends on this. 177 00:07:56,559 --> 00:07:59,519 Aw, dude, you're making Fish Santa cry! 178 00:07:59,604 --> 00:08:01,944 (CHOKED) Ho, ho, ho, ho, ho. 179 00:08:02,148 --> 00:08:04,358 Wait. Fish Santa is here? 180 00:08:04,442 --> 00:08:06,862 -That's right. -Oh my gosh. Hi, Fish Santa! 181 00:08:07,278 --> 00:08:09,448 (SHRIEKS) Get it away! 182 00:08:09,531 --> 00:08:10,701 Oh! 183 00:08:11,282 --> 00:08:13,162 (YELLS) 184 00:08:13,243 --> 00:08:15,083 That tickles. (SCREAMS) 185 00:08:17,539 --> 00:08:20,039 Oh. 186 00:08:20,291 --> 00:08:21,421 It's okay, boys. 187 00:08:21,501 --> 00:08:23,381 Santa's good. Santa's real good. 188 00:08:23,461 --> 00:08:25,591 Santa! Your magic hands! 189 00:08:25,672 --> 00:08:27,512 Oh, hey no, they work great, guys. 190 00:08:27,590 --> 00:08:30,640 Just watch. Let me just zap some new clothes on. 191 00:08:31,594 --> 00:08:33,104 Uh, I'll try again. 192 00:08:33,179 --> 00:08:34,849 It's all right. Aww. 193 00:08:34,931 --> 00:08:36,561 Oh no, my magic doesn't work 194 00:08:36,641 --> 00:08:38,891 and I can't deliver presents looking all tore up. 195 00:08:38,977 --> 00:08:40,437 It'll scare the children. 196 00:08:40,520 --> 00:08:45,480 Hmm. If only there was someone who could play a real convincing me. 197 00:08:45,567 --> 00:08:46,897 BEA: Hey guys. 198 00:08:46,985 --> 00:08:49,485 Worst Christmas Eve ever. 199 00:08:49,571 --> 00:08:51,451 (GASPS) Fish Santa? 200 00:08:51,573 --> 00:08:53,783 Bea, you're just in time. You gotta help us. 201 00:08:53,867 --> 00:08:56,367 Um, why is Santa in your living room? 202 00:08:56,453 --> 00:08:58,003 And why is he naked? 203 00:08:58,079 --> 00:08:59,749 And why are his arms broken? 204 00:08:59,831 --> 00:09:01,041 No time to explain. 205 00:09:01,124 --> 00:09:03,084 Can you use your acting skills to play Santa? 206 00:09:03,168 --> 00:09:05,248 And save Christmas! 207 00:09:06,379 --> 00:09:07,459 Oh my gosh. 208 00:09:07,547 --> 00:09:10,377 You're asking me if I can play Fish Santa? 209 00:09:11,551 --> 00:09:12,931 (SINGSONG VOICE) Ho, ho, ho. 210 00:09:13,011 --> 00:09:14,761 It's like looking in a mirror. 211 00:09:15,013 --> 00:09:17,933 All right, here's the plan: Bea and I will go save Christmas 212 00:09:18,016 --> 00:09:20,136 and Oscar, you stay here and try to fix Santa. 213 00:09:20,226 --> 00:09:21,436 Pa-choom! 214 00:09:27,233 --> 00:09:30,153 I can't believe my Christmas wish is finally coming true. 215 00:09:36,034 --> 00:09:38,454 -Whee! A pony! -(WHINNIES) 216 00:09:39,621 --> 00:09:41,791 The secrets of the universe! 217 00:09:43,917 --> 00:09:46,957 Santa, you lost weight. Lookin' good. 218 00:09:49,047 --> 00:09:50,667 Merry Christmas! 219 00:09:50,757 --> 00:09:52,337 -Intruders! -(AIR HORN BLARES) 220 00:09:52,592 --> 00:09:54,592 Working late on Christmas Eve - 221 00:09:54,677 --> 00:09:56,847 my favorite adult thing to do. 222 00:09:57,013 --> 00:09:59,433 Now, who can't play Fish Santa? (BLOWS RASPBERRY) 223 00:09:59,557 --> 00:10:01,637 Oh, so red. 224 00:10:05,939 --> 00:10:09,069 Wow, this ointment is making my hands feel a lot better. 225 00:10:09,150 --> 00:10:10,150 Thank you. 226 00:10:10,902 --> 00:10:13,782 Well, at least I can do one thing right on Christmas. 227 00:10:13,947 --> 00:10:14,857 Don't say that. 228 00:10:15,073 --> 00:10:16,373 How can I not? 229 00:10:16,449 --> 00:10:17,659 Look at my face. 230 00:10:17,784 --> 00:10:19,454 You wanna know what I see? 231 00:10:19,536 --> 00:10:20,826 On your face? 232 00:10:20,954 --> 00:10:23,464 A big old bright beautiful Christmas star. 233 00:10:23,540 --> 00:10:25,630 -(GASPS) Hey, guess what? -What? 234 00:10:25,708 --> 00:10:27,378 I just had a great idea. 235 00:10:28,253 --> 00:10:29,553 (LOUD CRASH) 236 00:10:30,505 --> 00:10:32,085 We delivered all the presents! 237 00:10:32,173 --> 00:10:34,133 Christmas is saved! 238 00:10:34,217 --> 00:10:36,677 (ELECTRIC GUITAR RIFFS PLAYING) 239 00:10:38,972 --> 00:10:41,932 (GROANS) That is the last time I let you park the sleigh. 240 00:10:42,016 --> 00:10:43,766 (GASPS) Milo, look. 241 00:10:43,893 --> 00:10:45,853 Well, rum pum pum my pum. 242 00:10:45,937 --> 00:10:47,397 Y'all found a tree topper. 243 00:10:47,480 --> 00:10:49,520 (MARKER SQUEAKING) 244 00:10:51,109 --> 00:10:54,399 Yay! Look at my beautiful Christmas zits! 245 00:10:54,487 --> 00:10:56,907 They give off the loveliest warm glow. 246 00:10:57,490 --> 00:10:59,910 And just in time for the par-tay! 247 00:10:59,993 --> 00:11:03,123 Oh my gosh, you guys, what a special moment we're having. 248 00:11:03,204 --> 00:11:07,004 Oh whoa! I think the specialness is restoring my hands! 249 00:11:07,292 --> 00:11:10,132 Oh hey, look! My clothes are back on too. 250 00:11:10,211 --> 00:11:11,921 More magic. 251 00:11:15,717 --> 00:11:18,047 -(ALL CHATTERING HAPPILY) -This is the best Christmas party ever. 252 00:11:20,805 --> 00:11:24,225 ALL: This is the greatest Christmas ever! 253 00:11:24,309 --> 00:11:27,229 -Yay! -I'm under the mistletoe. 254 00:11:27,312 --> 00:11:28,562 Pucker up, hot lips. 255 00:11:28,646 --> 00:11:30,396 (OSCAR SCREAMING) 256 00:11:32,400 --> 00:11:34,280 FISH SANTA: Ho, ho, ho. 257 00:11:36,779 --> 00:11:38,569 (THEME MUSIC PLAYING) 258 00:11:45,496 --> 00:11:47,536 (DRAMATIC MUSIC PLAYING) 259 00:11:48,374 --> 00:11:50,884 (CHEERING ON TV) 260 00:11:50,960 --> 00:11:53,050 (PLAYERS GROWLING, GRUNTING) 261 00:11:57,133 --> 00:11:58,433 (GRUNTS) 262 00:11:58,509 --> 00:12:00,929 Freshwater, Freshwater, go, go... 263 00:12:01,930 --> 00:12:03,600 Go! (GROAN) 264 00:12:03,723 --> 00:12:06,143 Jocktopus... ball now! 265 00:12:07,644 --> 00:12:09,734 Jocktopus, pass the ball to Fumble! 266 00:12:09,979 --> 00:12:12,229 Jockto-throw, go! (GRUNTS) 267 00:12:12,732 --> 00:12:14,822 -Catch it! -(GRUNTS) 268 00:12:14,943 --> 00:12:15,943 (BLOWS WHISTLE) 269 00:12:16,027 --> 00:12:18,487 It's good. Woo! Yeah! 270 00:12:18,571 --> 00:12:20,661 Go Fish Hooks! 271 00:12:20,949 --> 00:12:22,029 (GROAN) 272 00:12:22,200 --> 00:12:25,410 Jocktopus so happy he could rip his arms off! 273 00:12:25,495 --> 00:12:26,495 No, Jocktopus! 274 00:12:28,289 --> 00:12:30,169 (YELLS) 275 00:12:30,291 --> 00:12:31,291 (ALL GASP) 276 00:12:31,417 --> 00:12:33,457 What have you done?! 277 00:12:34,003 --> 00:12:36,053 It's okay, Coach. They grow back. 278 00:12:36,965 --> 00:12:38,335 (BABIES FUSSING) 279 00:12:38,424 --> 00:12:41,644 It's gonna take forever for your arms to regenerate! 280 00:12:41,719 --> 00:12:44,679 I need a new quarterback for next week's game! 281 00:12:44,764 --> 00:12:46,184 You should do it, Bea! 282 00:12:46,266 --> 00:12:47,846 You're practically made of pigskin! 283 00:12:47,934 --> 00:12:49,444 (LOUD OINK) 284 00:12:49,519 --> 00:12:50,939 It's called moisturizer... 285 00:12:51,354 --> 00:12:52,364 Use it. 286 00:12:52,438 --> 00:12:55,438 All right, guys, I am gonna try out for the team. 287 00:12:55,525 --> 00:12:57,605 BOTH: All right, Bea! Yeah! 288 00:12:57,694 --> 00:13:01,114 Oh, what am I going to do?! 289 00:13:01,197 --> 00:13:03,777 Coach Salmons, look no further. 290 00:13:03,866 --> 00:13:07,496 I, Bea Goldfishberg, would like to be on the team. 291 00:13:07,578 --> 00:13:08,578 You? 292 00:13:09,455 --> 00:13:10,575 Oh. 293 00:13:10,665 --> 00:13:12,035 Uh oh. 294 00:13:12,125 --> 00:13:13,325 Oh. 295 00:13:13,835 --> 00:13:14,835 What? What's wrong? 296 00:13:14,919 --> 00:13:16,379 Do you see the boys out there? 297 00:13:16,462 --> 00:13:19,262 There's a big difference between them and you. 298 00:13:19,340 --> 00:13:20,630 What are you talking about? 299 00:13:20,717 --> 00:13:22,967 -You just don't have what it takes. -Huh? 300 00:13:23,052 --> 00:13:25,472 If I let you out on that field the way you are, 301 00:13:25,555 --> 00:13:27,175 you'll be crushed! 302 00:13:27,348 --> 00:13:28,978 I... I don't understand. 303 00:13:29,100 --> 00:13:31,310 Good game, boys. Good game! 304 00:13:31,394 --> 00:13:33,774 (THINKING) Boys? Wait a minute. 305 00:13:34,105 --> 00:13:37,725 Is Coach Salmons not letting me play because I'm a girl? 306 00:13:39,152 --> 00:13:41,532 (ATTITUDE) Oh no, he didn't. 307 00:13:41,612 --> 00:13:44,122 I will not take this floating down. 308 00:13:44,198 --> 00:13:46,118 -Hmph! -No, wait, Bea! 309 00:13:46,200 --> 00:13:48,330 Oh, she moves away too fast. 310 00:13:48,411 --> 00:13:50,201 Uh, Coach? 311 00:13:50,663 --> 00:13:53,293 Jocktopus's arms are beating up the team. 312 00:13:53,458 --> 00:13:56,338 Ugh, the nerve of Coach Salmons, 313 00:13:56,419 --> 00:13:59,379 telling me I can't play because I'm a girl. 314 00:13:59,547 --> 00:14:00,757 (SHRIEKS) 315 00:14:00,840 --> 00:14:03,760 Wrong. Wrong, wrong, wrong, wrong, wrong, wrong. 316 00:14:03,843 --> 00:14:04,843 (HISSES) So wrong. 317 00:14:05,178 --> 00:14:06,888 That's so not fair, Bea. 318 00:14:06,971 --> 00:14:10,061 You're so smart and talented and so, so pretty. 319 00:14:10,141 --> 00:14:12,311 -Huh? -Uh, I meant beautiful! 320 00:14:12,435 --> 00:14:13,385 -What? -What? 321 00:14:13,519 --> 00:14:15,609 What I mean is, Bea, 322 00:14:15,688 --> 00:14:18,108 what will you do? 323 00:14:19,233 --> 00:14:21,693 Tea... full. 324 00:14:21,778 --> 00:14:23,488 Bea, what will you do? Tea full! 325 00:14:23,946 --> 00:14:25,906 Uh, thanks, Oscar? 326 00:14:25,990 --> 00:14:27,950 (NERVOUS LAUGHTER) 327 00:14:28,034 --> 00:14:31,584 But this tea won't quench my thirst for justice! 328 00:14:31,662 --> 00:14:34,042 'Cause I'm going to show Coach Salmons 329 00:14:34,123 --> 00:14:36,293 that girls can play football too. 330 00:14:37,251 --> 00:14:38,341 Snap, girl. 331 00:14:38,419 --> 00:14:39,749 I think you dropped something. 332 00:14:39,837 --> 00:14:41,127 My jaw. 333 00:14:42,006 --> 00:14:43,256 Come on! 334 00:14:44,717 --> 00:14:47,257 Listen up, you little sacks of s-s-sugar. 335 00:14:47,345 --> 00:14:49,005 We've got a new kid in class. 336 00:14:49,097 --> 00:14:50,307 What's your name again, son? 337 00:14:50,390 --> 00:14:51,720 Who, me? 338 00:14:52,600 --> 00:14:55,270 That guy looks strangely familiar. 339 00:14:55,395 --> 00:14:58,855 Uh, my name's Hank, Hank the Boy. 340 00:14:58,940 --> 00:15:00,860 Yep, that's it. (CLEARS THROAT) 341 00:15:00,942 --> 00:15:03,442 And I'm going to join the football team, no matter what. 342 00:15:03,528 --> 00:15:05,278 Ah. Way more than I cared to know. 343 00:15:05,363 --> 00:15:08,323 All right, go ahead and sit in Miss Goldfishberg's seat. 344 00:15:08,408 --> 00:15:09,658 She's not here today 345 00:15:09,742 --> 00:15:12,792 by some strange coincidence. 346 00:15:16,958 --> 00:15:18,168 (DEEP VOICE) Hey. 347 00:15:18,793 --> 00:15:20,003 What up, Hank? 348 00:15:20,086 --> 00:15:22,046 Milo, you idiot, that's Bea. 349 00:15:22,130 --> 00:15:23,420 Nah. 350 00:15:23,756 --> 00:15:25,626 Bea? I'm not Bea. 351 00:15:25,716 --> 00:15:27,796 I'm Hank the Boy, silly. 352 00:15:27,969 --> 00:15:31,469 Oh, I see what you're doing, "Hank." 353 00:15:32,056 --> 00:15:35,136 Hey, Milo and I totally support you trying out for the football team. 354 00:15:35,226 --> 00:15:37,096 We are totally gonna keep your secret. 355 00:15:37,228 --> 00:15:39,608 Oh my gosh. Is it that obvious? 356 00:15:39,730 --> 00:15:42,070 Well, we can tell 'cause we're your friends. 357 00:15:42,191 --> 00:15:44,991 But don't worry. We're gonna help you with whatever you need. 358 00:15:45,069 --> 00:15:46,109 Thanks, guys. 359 00:15:46,195 --> 00:15:47,985 But, bro, what about Bea? 360 00:15:48,072 --> 00:15:49,662 We should be helping her out. 361 00:15:49,740 --> 00:15:51,870 Check it out, Hank. She's our friend, right? 362 00:15:51,951 --> 00:15:54,911 And all she wanted was to be on the football team too, 363 00:15:54,996 --> 00:15:56,826 but now you're trying to do the same thing. 364 00:15:56,914 --> 00:15:59,714 And Oscar's doing that weird face-palm thingy again. 365 00:16:02,712 --> 00:16:06,722 Hey, Coach. I'm Hank the Boy, and I'm here to try out for the team. 366 00:16:06,799 --> 00:16:07,879 Say no more. 367 00:16:07,967 --> 00:16:10,137 Oh, Hank the Boy, look at you. 368 00:16:10,219 --> 00:16:11,219 You're perfect. 369 00:16:11,345 --> 00:16:13,885 Welcome to the team, my man. 370 00:16:13,973 --> 00:16:16,773 Uh, really? Just like that? I'm on the team? 371 00:16:16,893 --> 00:16:17,813 Yes! 372 00:16:17,977 --> 00:16:18,977 Aha! 373 00:16:19,061 --> 00:16:22,271 So, Hank the Boy makes the team and Bea doesn't. 374 00:16:22,482 --> 00:16:24,902 Mm-hmm. I see now. 375 00:16:24,984 --> 00:16:27,574 (CHUCKLES) It's a good thing Bea isn't here for this. 376 00:16:27,653 --> 00:16:29,243 She'd be flippin' her lid. 377 00:16:29,322 --> 00:16:30,362 (GROANS) 378 00:16:32,116 --> 00:16:34,656 Hey girls. What's up? 379 00:16:34,911 --> 00:16:37,251 Well, look who just made the team? 380 00:16:37,330 --> 00:16:39,870 The new guy. Wink, nudge. 381 00:16:39,957 --> 00:16:42,207 We're so proud of you, "Hank." 382 00:16:42,293 --> 00:16:44,883 Well, football's always been a dream of mine. 383 00:16:44,962 --> 00:16:47,092 I didn't think this would get so much attention. 384 00:16:47,173 --> 00:16:49,473 I'm really just doing it for the team. 385 00:16:50,635 --> 00:16:52,425 MILO: Man, how does Hank do it? 386 00:16:52,512 --> 00:16:54,262 The dude has been here for one day, 387 00:16:54,388 --> 00:16:56,768 he's already made it onto the football team, 388 00:16:56,849 --> 00:16:59,809 and he's got the ladies all over him. 389 00:16:59,977 --> 00:17:03,227 MALE ANNOUNCER: Ladies and gentlefish, 390 00:17:03,397 --> 00:17:06,857 give it up for the Freshwater Fish Hooks! 391 00:17:07,026 --> 00:17:08,986 (CHEERING) 392 00:17:10,196 --> 00:17:13,776 Versus the Tetra Tech Titans! 393 00:17:13,866 --> 00:17:15,826 (GRUNTING) 394 00:17:16,369 --> 00:17:19,409 Hey, Freshwater, we're gonna flush you down the toilet. 395 00:17:19,497 --> 00:17:20,617 TEAM: Yeah! 396 00:17:20,748 --> 00:17:22,208 ALL: Aww. 397 00:17:22,291 --> 00:17:25,711 Oh, the Tetras are so tiny and precious. 398 00:17:25,795 --> 00:17:27,665 They're like little babies. 399 00:17:27,755 --> 00:17:29,335 We're gonna destroy them, right? 400 00:17:29,423 --> 00:17:30,423 Yep! 401 00:17:30,508 --> 00:17:32,048 (BLOWS WHISTLE) 402 00:17:32,134 --> 00:17:33,224 (GULPS) 403 00:17:34,095 --> 00:17:36,715 Ready, hut, hut, hike! 404 00:17:39,016 --> 00:17:41,016 Hank, I'm open! 405 00:17:41,102 --> 00:17:42,232 Yay! 406 00:17:42,311 --> 00:17:43,441 Yes! 407 00:17:44,981 --> 00:17:47,281 Uh, sorry? 408 00:17:47,358 --> 00:17:48,818 (FISH HOOKS GROWL) 409 00:17:48,901 --> 00:17:51,901 Man, I thought Hank was supposed to be on our team. 410 00:17:51,988 --> 00:17:53,448 Hut, hut, hike! 411 00:17:55,616 --> 00:17:57,326 Hey, thanks for the ball, mister. 412 00:17:57,410 --> 00:17:58,410 No! 413 00:17:59,412 --> 00:18:02,792 MALE ANNOUNCER: And that's a touchdown for Tetra Tech! 414 00:18:02,873 --> 00:18:04,923 (DANCE MUSIC PLAYING) 415 00:18:05,751 --> 00:18:06,751 (BARKS) 416 00:18:08,045 --> 00:18:09,915 (TEAM GROWLS) 417 00:18:10,006 --> 00:18:12,626 (GRUNTING) 418 00:18:12,717 --> 00:18:14,587 Boo! 419 00:18:14,677 --> 00:18:17,047 Oh my gosh, you guys, did we make a mistake? 420 00:18:17,138 --> 00:18:19,768 -Can Bea really not play football? -Obviously. 421 00:18:19,890 --> 00:18:22,230 CROWD: Boo! 422 00:18:22,602 --> 00:18:25,942 -(SOBBING) -Hey. Hey there, rainy face. 423 00:18:26,022 --> 00:18:27,942 -What's the matter? -Oh, Oscar. 424 00:18:28,524 --> 00:18:30,154 What was I thinking? 425 00:18:30,776 --> 00:18:32,146 I can't play football. 426 00:18:32,236 --> 00:18:35,106 You know, we all have permission to make mistakes. 427 00:18:35,197 --> 00:18:36,567 It's called learning. 428 00:18:37,408 --> 00:18:39,118 Wow. Thanks, Oscar. 429 00:18:39,201 --> 00:18:41,161 -I feel better. -How 'bout a hug? 430 00:18:41,537 --> 00:18:43,367 CROWD: Aww. 431 00:18:43,706 --> 00:18:45,326 MAN: That's sweet. 432 00:18:49,378 --> 00:18:51,168 All right, buddy. 433 00:18:51,255 --> 00:18:52,875 Gonna get back to the game now. 434 00:18:53,424 --> 00:18:54,474 Oscar? 435 00:18:57,845 --> 00:19:00,215 Well, it's like I always say: 436 00:19:00,306 --> 00:19:03,226 a hug a day keeps the demons at bay. 437 00:19:03,309 --> 00:19:04,809 (CHUCKLES) 438 00:19:04,894 --> 00:19:08,024 -(BULLETS FIRING) -MAN'S VOICE: Colonel Salmons, no! 439 00:19:08,105 --> 00:19:09,725 BEA: Hey, Coach Salmons! 440 00:19:10,024 --> 00:19:11,284 (ALL GASP) 441 00:19:13,319 --> 00:19:14,489 Bea?! 442 00:19:14,737 --> 00:19:18,067 Hold on. You didn't dress up as a boy to get on the team? 443 00:19:18,157 --> 00:19:21,367 What? No. I was getting together a team of lawyers. 444 00:19:21,452 --> 00:19:23,332 Then... then you must be... 445 00:19:23,496 --> 00:19:26,326 Hank. Hank the Boy. 446 00:19:26,499 --> 00:19:28,749 Hank the Boy?! 447 00:19:29,543 --> 00:19:31,633 Yes. 448 00:19:32,254 --> 00:19:33,844 (GROANS, WHIMPERS) 449 00:19:33,923 --> 00:19:35,683 Why is everyone so surprised? 450 00:19:35,758 --> 00:19:39,678 The dude did say his name over and over and over and over again. 451 00:19:39,762 --> 00:19:41,682 Why were you getting lawyers, Bea? 452 00:19:41,764 --> 00:19:43,724 So, that I could put an end 453 00:19:43,808 --> 00:19:46,098 to your "no girls allowed" policy. 454 00:19:46,185 --> 00:19:48,225 What are you talking about? 455 00:19:48,312 --> 00:19:50,562 You said I didn't have what it takes to play football. 456 00:19:50,648 --> 00:19:52,898 The reason I didn't let you out on that field 457 00:19:52,983 --> 00:19:55,783 is because you didn't have a helmet. 458 00:19:55,861 --> 00:19:57,571 Safety first, Bea. 459 00:19:58,906 --> 00:20:00,116 So... 460 00:20:00,199 --> 00:20:01,619 it's not because I'm a girl? 461 00:20:02,702 --> 00:20:04,122 Helmet. 462 00:20:04,620 --> 00:20:06,080 ALL: Oh. 463 00:20:06,247 --> 00:20:08,117 CROWD: Oh! 464 00:20:08,207 --> 00:20:09,707 Oh. 465 00:20:09,792 --> 00:20:11,382 A helmet. Go figure. 466 00:20:11,460 --> 00:20:13,380 Hey, you must be Bea. 467 00:20:13,462 --> 00:20:16,222 Oh my, and who is this handsome stranger? 468 00:20:16,465 --> 00:20:17,965 Hank the Boy. 469 00:20:18,050 --> 00:20:19,720 He's been saying it over and over. 470 00:20:19,802 --> 00:20:21,302 I want you to have this. 471 00:20:22,388 --> 00:20:24,598 Your helmet, but why? 472 00:20:24,682 --> 00:20:26,982 Hank, what's wrong? 473 00:20:27,059 --> 00:20:29,849 I've realized that I'm not cut out for football. 474 00:20:29,979 --> 00:20:34,479 And I only wore the uniform because it covered my secret shame. 475 00:20:36,527 --> 00:20:38,897 -Oh my! -(WHISTLE BLOWS) 476 00:20:39,071 --> 00:20:41,411 Yes, go ahead and laugh. 477 00:20:41,490 --> 00:20:44,580 Laugh at my enormous shoulders! 478 00:20:44,994 --> 00:20:47,664 I came to this school thinking I could fit in 479 00:20:47,747 --> 00:20:49,457 by joining the football team. 480 00:20:49,540 --> 00:20:53,540 I see now that giant shoulders aren't enough to be a football player. 481 00:20:53,627 --> 00:20:55,837 You also have to have things like... 482 00:20:55,921 --> 00:20:57,131 talent. 483 00:20:57,214 --> 00:20:59,094 Pshh. Man, that's nothing. 484 00:20:59,175 --> 00:21:00,335 I've got a birthmark 485 00:21:00,551 --> 00:21:01,841 of two chickens kissing. 486 00:21:01,927 --> 00:21:03,797 But you don't hear me crying about that, do ya? 487 00:21:03,888 --> 00:21:06,598 Oh, Hank, you're perfect! 488 00:21:06,724 --> 00:21:09,694 I know exactly what we could do with those shoulders. 489 00:21:10,478 --> 00:21:12,268 Go Fish Hooks! 490 00:21:12,354 --> 00:21:14,274 (ALL CHEERING) 491 00:21:14,440 --> 00:21:16,980 (CHUCKLES) This is great! I'm good at something! 492 00:21:19,028 --> 00:21:20,238 Go on, Freshwater. 493 00:21:20,321 --> 00:21:22,781 We'll just wait right here while the clock runs out. 494 00:21:22,865 --> 00:21:24,115 (LAUGHS) 495 00:21:25,367 --> 00:21:27,197 Bea, suit up now! 496 00:21:27,286 --> 00:21:28,286 Right. 497 00:21:30,623 --> 00:21:32,003 Go, go, go! 498 00:21:32,625 --> 00:21:33,625 All right, guys, 499 00:21:33,709 --> 00:21:35,419 time for the Sanford Shuffle. 500 00:21:35,503 --> 00:21:36,503 Hut, hut. 501 00:21:37,213 --> 00:21:38,463 (GRUNTS) 502 00:21:44,595 --> 00:21:46,095 I got it, I got it! 503 00:21:49,141 --> 00:21:50,181 (AIR HORN BLOWS) 504 00:21:50,267 --> 00:21:51,387 (WHISTLE BLOWS) 505 00:21:51,560 --> 00:21:52,850 Yay! 506 00:21:52,937 --> 00:21:54,437 Yeah! 507 00:21:54,688 --> 00:21:56,228 (ALL CHEERING) 508 00:21:56,315 --> 00:21:58,855 You guys, it's an emergency! 509 00:21:58,943 --> 00:22:04,373 My lead male actor for my all-male performance of Madame Butterfish 510 00:22:04,490 --> 00:22:06,490 just pulled his groin muscle. 511 00:22:06,575 --> 00:22:11,535 Is anyone here man enough to take his place?! 512 00:22:12,873 --> 00:22:14,753 Sign me up, Mr. Mussels. 513 00:22:14,875 --> 00:22:16,245 Hot dog! 514 00:22:18,379 --> 00:22:20,509 Hey, Mouse, if fish have a Fish Santa Claus, 515 00:22:21,048 --> 00:22:23,128 what do you suppose our Santa looks like? 516 00:22:23,300 --> 00:22:25,430 Hmm. I wonder. 517 00:22:26,178 --> 00:22:27,598 (JINGLING) 518 00:22:27,888 --> 00:22:31,598 Ho, ho, ho. Happy holidays, Snake and Mouse. 519 00:22:31,767 --> 00:22:33,767 Where's my cookies and milk? 520 00:22:34,895 --> 00:22:37,015 Ha ha. Very funny, Snake. 521 00:22:37,857 --> 00:22:40,027 Oh. No! 522 00:22:40,109 --> 00:22:41,739 My magic beard. 523 00:22:42,152 --> 00:22:44,112 Hey, watch the whiskers, will ya? 524 00:22:44,196 --> 00:22:45,196 Sheesh. 35430

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