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(BUBBLING)
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(SINGING) One, two, three, four
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Who's that knocking at my door?
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Five, six, seven, eight
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Hurry up and don't be late
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Nine, ten, eleven, twelve
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Got a secret I can't tell
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Flap your fins, flip your tail
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School's out, ring the bell
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La la la la
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Ooh
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La la la la
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Ooh
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La la la la
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Ooh
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La la la la
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Ooh
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One, two, three, four
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Who's that knocking at my door?
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Five, six, seven, eight
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Hurry up and don't be late
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Nine, ten, eleven, twelve
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Got a secret I can't tell
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Flap your fins, flip your tail
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School's out, ring the bell!
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(JAZZ MUSIC PLAYING)
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(POP MUSIC PLAYING)
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(CLACKS)
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-(MUSIC PLAYS)
-(SQUEALS)
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-(SQUEAKS, QUACKS)
-BOTH: Floats.
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(GULPS)
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Hey, Oscar.
Oh my gosh!
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Is that your super-secret project
that you've kept super, super secret?
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Time for a peeksie!
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No, Milo! No peeksies!
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Oh, I can't help it!
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I'm just so excited!
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Just look at my toes
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a-wiggle-wiggle-wiggling.
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My toes are wiggling too,
but I think it's 'cause I'm so nervous.
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-Oscar, you're gonna do great.
-I don't know, guys.
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It looks like there's a lot of great
projects this year.
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And now I am off to the future!
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(REVS)
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I'll just be happy if things go better
than they have in the past.
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I give you...
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a volcano!
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KIDS: Ooh!
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I give you...
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the solar system!
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KIDS: Ooh!
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I give you...
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tofu!
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Phew!
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Aw, don't worry, man.
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You're like
the smartest fish I know...
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after Albert, Jumbo
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and that one guy who always
smells like peanut butter.
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The point is no matter what happens,
we've got your back.
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DR. FROG: What?
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Um, Dr. Frog,
what are you doing?
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I'm looking at your science project.
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It's fascinating.
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-There's a whole world in here.
-(ANIMALS CHATTER)
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My project's out here.
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What?
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Well, then let's see it.
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Um, I've been anticipating
this moment all year.
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Prepare yourselves
for the greatest scientific spectacle,
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the likes of which you've never seen!
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MAN: It's not gonna explode is it?
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That I can...
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not guarantee.
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I give you...
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the potato clock!
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It's... it's so magical.
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I love you, potato clock!
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Ingenious!
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It uses the potato as a battery.
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This invention is going
to change the world!
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Uh, Milo, you do know
clocks already exist?
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They do now.
(LAUGHS)
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Well, I think we can all agree
that this is
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the most amazing science project
the school has seen in years!
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And so, it's my great pleasure
to present Oscar with the award for...
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(CLANGS)
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DR. FROG: What happened to the lights?
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(FOOTSTEPS APPROACHING)
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-(RATTLING)
-(FOOTSTEPS DEPARTING)
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(ALL GASP)
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My project! It's been stolen!
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Well, since you have no project,
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I'm happy to give you the award
for... last place!
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(YELLS) No-ooo!
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-(CAMERA CLICKS)
-(GASPS)
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Keep it together, man!
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We can figure this out.
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(CRIES) Bea, how do we
figure this out?
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Whoever stole the clock
must still be in the room.
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That means it could be
anyone here right now!
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Dr. Frog, couldn't we have
a little more time to solve this mystery?
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You can have until the end of the day
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to show me whatever
you can come up with.
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I can't believe it.
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The one time it doesn't
blow up in my face, this happens!
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Oh, don't worry, Oscar.
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Milo and I are going
to solve this mystery.
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I don't wanna brag,
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but I have seen quite a few
mystery dramas in my time,
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so, I would make the perfect detective!
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And I would make the perfect sandwich.
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Believe that.
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All right, Milo.
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Whoever stole Oscar's project
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had to have turned the lights out
from here.
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-Look, evidence.
-(GASPS)
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A fin-print.
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And down here... more evidence.
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Judging by this handkerchief,
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I believe our perp may have a cold.
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See how I used the word "perp"?
Pretty cool, right?
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And I know just what to do with you.
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(WHIRRS)
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That was an important piece of evidence!
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And why do we have a paper shredder
in the gymnasium?
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Girl, are you that naive?
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Our best friend needs our help
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and you want to waste time
sifting through garbage?
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All right then, what do you suggest?
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CLAMANTHA:
Mmm, where are you?
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Where are you, my little cauliflower?
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(SCREAMS) You nearly scared
the shell off of me!
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You saw who took Oscar's project.
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Tell us or you're baked, clam!
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Whoa there, Milo.
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No need to batter the bivalve.
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We can do these interrogations
without resorting to violence.
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Pssh! Fine! Use your little words.
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Hey, Clamantha.
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So... you know how you're
always spying on Oscar
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and watching him while he sleeps?
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Yeah?
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Well, did you happen to witness
who took Oscar's potato clock?
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Hmm. Well,
I did see something.
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(POP MUSIC PLAYING)
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CLAMANTHA: There I was,
just doing my thing.
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Nothing new, just your typical day.
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(UNICORN NEIGHS)
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When up came...
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-Oscar.
-(BIRD TWITTERING)
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He looked so good.
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You look so good!
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Hey there, dream hottie.
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Can I interest you in a round of...
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kissy-face?
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(SMACKS LIPS)
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Can you ever!
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First let, me prepare my body.
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Oh, yeah, show me... show me what you got.
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(LAUGHS) Yeah!
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Hot.
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-None of that happened, Milo.
-Oh.
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The part where Albert took
the potato clock happened.
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There you are, Bo!
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I need another potato
for my project right away!
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No worries, partner.
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Wow!
You have an entire farm in your locker!
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Which ones are the potatoes?
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Right here.
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You mean you have to grow them?
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It is nature's way.
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-But this is gonna take forever!
-(CAMERA CLICKS)
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Jocktopus, what are you doing?
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Nerd fish is very stressed and upset,
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so Jocktopus takes pictures
'cause it's funny.
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-(YELLS)
-(CAMERA CLICKS REPEATEDLY)
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(LAUGHS)
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(WHISPERING) Listen to that, Milo.
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Behind that adorable facade
is a criminal mastermind!
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Are you ready for this?
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-I call good cop.
-Wait, I can't be bad cop with Albert.
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-It just doesn't feel right.
-Okay!
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Then you can be good cop
and I will also be good cop.
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I like your style, partner.
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Hey, Albert.
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What's going on?
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I'll tell you what's going on...
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Your sweater vest. That's what.
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Oh, is that a wrinkle?
Let me get that for ya.
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(SINGING) La la la la la la la!
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And while she's doing that,
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I'm gonna help you relax.
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I can see you have a lot of stress
on your mind.
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Let me get that for ya!
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You guys have been so nice.
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Tell me, is there anything
I can do for you?
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Well... there is something.
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(FORCEFULLY) Tell us what you did
with Oscar's science project.
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It wasn't me! I swear!
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Milo, what do you think?
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I think he needs more cupcakes.
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Come on, Albert,
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it's time to confess.
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(SWALLOWS) I swear to you guys,
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I have no idea who took Oscar's project!
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More cupcakes!
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He must be telling the truth.
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He really didn't steal Oscar's project.
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-But that would mean...
-We've failed.
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All right, Oscar. You've got two minutes
to come up with a project.
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You can do this.
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Hey, Oscar.
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Milo! Bea! You guys found
my project, didn't you?
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Hey, everyone,
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Bea and Milo found my project!
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Go ahead, you guys.
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Tell us all how you solved the mystery.
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BOY: Yeah, tell us!
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Um, we...
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We, um...
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We didn't find it!
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-BOTH: Oscar!
-Are you okay?
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It's no big deal, guys.
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I'll just be a failure
for the rest of my life.
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-(CAMERA CLICKING)
-(LAUGHS)
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Smile, nerd fish!
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We blew it, Bea.
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We are the worst best friends ever.
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No, there has to be a method
we haven't tried.
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Some way to analyze this data.
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We need some sort of scientific method.
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That's it, Milo!
We use the scientific method.
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-That's a real thing?
-Focus now.
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What is the variable?
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-(CLASSICAL SCORE PLAYING)
-(WOMAN VOCALIZING)
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What? What's with all the math?
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Clamantha, why would you accuse Albert?
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There's no way
he could've taken that potato clock,
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let alone lifted it.
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(STAMMERS) Gulp!
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Hey, what are those you're holding?
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Nothing. These are nothing!
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(BEA GASPS)
These are all pictures of Oscar!
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And they were all taken today.
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Since when are you into photography?
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Jocktopus has his hobbies.
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Here's my hypothesis:
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you saw that Milo
and I were snooping around,
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so you paid Clamantha
with pictures of Oscar
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so she would frame Albert!
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Conclusion:
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you did all of this,
so you could cover up the fact
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(EMPHATICALLY) that you stole Oscar's
potato clock!
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(CROWD GASPS)
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This is supposed to be a surprise?
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Nuh-uh! Girl fish can't prove anything!
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Oh, I think I can.
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(POPS)
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Hot dawg!
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That is a match!
261
00:10:49,691 --> 00:10:51,151
Jocktopus busted.
262
00:10:53,194 --> 00:10:54,494
But, Jocktopus,
263
00:10:54,571 --> 00:10:56,361
why did you do it?
264
00:10:56,573 --> 00:10:59,373
This is Jocktopus's project...
265
00:10:59,534 --> 00:11:03,504
the effects of ruining science-fair
projects on nerd fish.
266
00:11:03,663 --> 00:11:07,503
It's so wonderful, it brings
tears to Jocktopus's eyes.
267
00:11:08,751 --> 00:11:10,251
How can I ever thank you?
268
00:11:10,336 --> 00:11:11,956
Man, we're your best friends!
269
00:11:12,046 --> 00:11:13,876
And we always have your back.
270
00:11:13,965 --> 00:11:17,215
What an interesting turn of events!
271
00:11:17,343 --> 00:11:19,143
Jocktopus and Oscar,
272
00:11:19,220 --> 00:11:22,020
for the best combined
science project of the year,
273
00:11:22,098 --> 00:11:24,848
I'm happy to award you first place!
274
00:11:24,934 --> 00:11:26,484
Jocktopus!
275
00:11:26,561 --> 00:11:27,851
Oscar!
276
00:11:27,937 --> 00:11:31,607
And don't forget, this is all thanks
to the wonders of...
277
00:11:31,691 --> 00:11:32,941
ALL: Science!
278
00:11:37,572 --> 00:11:39,572
(CLASSICAL SCORE PLAYING)
279
00:11:49,751 --> 00:11:50,921
(CRASHING SOUND)
280
00:11:51,002 --> 00:11:52,752
(HORSE NEIGHS)
281
00:11:54,756 --> 00:11:57,466
(SINGSONG VOICE) Good morning, mall!
282
00:11:58,384 --> 00:11:59,764
Ooh!
283
00:12:01,012 --> 00:12:02,562
I think this is (SINGSONG VOICE) yours.
284
00:12:02,639 --> 00:12:03,849
BOTH: Yay!
285
00:12:03,932 --> 00:12:05,102
Hey, guys!
286
00:12:05,183 --> 00:12:07,643
-Good morrow, Bea.
-Happy Saturday.
287
00:12:07,727 --> 00:12:09,227
Did you get that promotion yet?
288
00:12:09,312 --> 00:12:11,692
Not yet, but not for the lack of trying.
289
00:12:16,694 --> 00:12:19,954
(SINGING) Today's the day
I'm gonna get that promotion...
290
00:12:20,031 --> 00:12:21,281
No, you're not!
291
00:12:21,366 --> 00:12:24,616
Even Randy
can't bring me down today
292
00:12:24,702 --> 00:12:26,622
Because I'm working with my friends
293
00:12:26,704 --> 00:12:28,254
But not at Taco Face...
294
00:12:28,331 --> 00:12:30,291
-It's not that bad. (GROANS)
-(MEXICAN MUSIC PLAYS)
295
00:12:30,375 --> 00:12:31,325
Yes, it is.
296
00:12:31,417 --> 00:12:33,287
(SINGING) I'm gonna show my boss
297
00:12:33,419 --> 00:12:35,419
I'm ready to be assistant
assistant manager
298
00:12:35,505 --> 00:12:36,705
Today!
299
00:12:37,382 --> 00:12:38,682
Good morning, guys.
300
00:12:38,800 --> 00:12:42,760
BOTH: Good morning,
and welcome to Soggy's Pretzels!
301
00:12:42,929 --> 00:12:44,929
This has to be the best job.
302
00:12:45,014 --> 00:12:47,774
-I get to spend all my time with you guys.
-I know.
303
00:12:47,934 --> 00:12:48,854
Check this out.
304
00:12:49,227 --> 00:12:51,147
I made a pretzel shaped like us!
(LAUGHS)
305
00:12:51,229 --> 00:12:53,439
Oh, Oscar, that looks great.
306
00:12:53,523 --> 00:12:56,113
Mm-hmm.
Looks great bro. (GULPS)
307
00:12:56,192 --> 00:12:58,152
-I ran out of free samples.
-Oof!
308
00:12:59,153 --> 00:13:00,323
Hey!
309
00:13:00,405 --> 00:13:01,655
Hey, Shellsea,
310
00:13:01,739 --> 00:13:03,699
and welcome to Soggy's Pretzels.
311
00:13:03,783 --> 00:13:04,833
Would you like a pretzel?
312
00:13:05,952 --> 00:13:08,122
(WHIMPERING)
313
00:13:10,039 --> 00:13:11,209
No.
314
00:13:13,376 --> 00:13:15,836
-Hmm.
-MILO: Come on down to Soggy's Pretzels
315
00:13:15,920 --> 00:13:17,590
and buy yourself a pretzel!
316
00:13:17,672 --> 00:13:20,012
Not if my life depended on it!
317
00:13:20,091 --> 00:13:21,181
(GROWLS)
318
00:13:21,592 --> 00:13:23,182
Miss Goldfishberg,
319
00:13:23,261 --> 00:13:25,391
I want to see you
in the office immediately.
320
00:13:25,471 --> 00:13:26,641
Yes, boss.
321
00:13:26,723 --> 00:13:28,313
This must be it, you guys.
322
00:13:28,391 --> 00:13:30,851
-My big promotion.
-You go, girl!
323
00:13:31,728 --> 00:13:33,308
Hey, Barb. What's up?
324
00:13:33,646 --> 00:13:35,356
We have a problem.
325
00:13:35,440 --> 00:13:38,610
This Soggy's Pretzels... (GRUNTS)
326
00:13:38,693 --> 00:13:40,903
is underperforming.
327
00:13:41,070 --> 00:13:42,450
(GASPS) Am I fired?
328
00:13:42,572 --> 00:13:43,912
No, no, you get the promotion.
329
00:13:43,990 --> 00:13:45,030
(SQUEALS)
330
00:13:45,116 --> 00:13:49,326
Your first responsibility
is to fire one of the slackers.
331
00:13:49,412 --> 00:13:51,122
I'm sorry. What?
332
00:13:51,205 --> 00:13:52,325
Oh, my gosh!
333
00:13:52,415 --> 00:13:53,535
You mean my friends.
334
00:13:53,708 --> 00:13:56,668
Yes, I can handle having one slacker.
335
00:13:56,753 --> 00:13:59,883
One slacker is fun stress relief
for the rest of the crew,
336
00:13:59,964 --> 00:14:03,134
but having two is costing me my business.
337
00:14:03,217 --> 00:14:05,677
So, I promote you to fire
one of your friends.
338
00:14:06,262 --> 00:14:08,142
Okay, you make a good decision.
339
00:14:10,808 --> 00:14:12,518
What am I gonna do, Shellsea?
340
00:14:12,602 --> 00:14:14,442
I can't fire one of my friends.
341
00:14:14,520 --> 00:14:17,230
Fire them both and then hire someone cute.
342
00:14:17,315 --> 00:14:18,515
-(DANCE MUSIC PLAYS)
-Come on!
343
00:14:19,108 --> 00:14:21,028
(OSCAR LAUGHS)
344
00:14:21,110 --> 00:14:22,900
(BOTH GIGGLE)
345
00:14:22,987 --> 00:14:24,987
(GASPS) Wait, I've got an idea.
346
00:14:25,073 --> 00:14:27,373
If I just train them
to be better at their jobs,
347
00:14:27,450 --> 00:14:30,370
Barb won't think they're slackers
and I won't have to fire them!
348
00:14:30,578 --> 00:14:32,618
-Boys!
-Hey, Bea!
349
00:14:32,705 --> 00:14:34,785
Well, what happened with Barb?
350
00:14:34,874 --> 00:14:36,924
You're looking at Soggy's Pretzels '
351
00:14:37,043 --> 00:14:39,133
new assistant assistant
(SINGSONG VOICE) manager.
352
00:14:39,212 --> 00:14:42,222
-You got the promotion!
-Bea's number one!
353
00:14:42,548 --> 00:14:44,378
Yeah, it's great, I guess.
354
00:14:44,550 --> 00:14:46,640
-BOTH: Huh?
-Bea, wait.
355
00:14:46,719 --> 00:14:47,969
What do you mean?
356
00:14:48,554 --> 00:14:51,394
Well, I mean it's a tough job.
357
00:14:52,225 --> 00:14:54,055
If I don't show Barb
358
00:14:54,143 --> 00:14:56,903
how good of an assistant
assistant manager I am,
359
00:14:56,979 --> 00:14:58,309
then I could be...
360
00:14:58,481 --> 00:15:00,781
f-f-f-f-f-fired.
361
00:15:00,858 --> 00:15:03,858
-No!
-Bea, we will do whatever it takes
362
00:15:03,945 --> 00:15:06,275
to help you prove
your excellence to Barb.
363
00:15:06,406 --> 00:15:08,196
Great, then we'll be doing
a little training.
364
00:15:08,366 --> 00:15:11,446
Oscar, make me a pickled pepper pretzel
without sweating on it.
365
00:15:11,702 --> 00:15:13,662
Uh, okay.
366
00:15:17,250 --> 00:15:19,290
That's it, Oscar. That's it.
367
00:15:19,627 --> 00:15:20,997
Hey, Oscar!
368
00:15:21,087 --> 00:15:24,127
Huh? Oh, hey, Angela.
369
00:15:25,258 --> 00:15:26,088
(CRIES OUT) No!
370
00:15:26,259 --> 00:15:28,389
Hold in that sweat.
Cork those pores!
371
00:15:28,553 --> 00:15:30,223
(SUCKS, BOINGS)
372
00:15:30,847 --> 00:15:32,177
I did it!
373
00:15:32,765 --> 00:15:34,475
(DRIPPING)
374
00:15:38,396 --> 00:15:39,606
(SCREAMS)
375
00:15:39,730 --> 00:15:42,780
Oh! I'm sorry!
It's genetic! I can't control it!
376
00:15:43,234 --> 00:15:45,284
Welp, Oscar's a lost cause.
377
00:15:45,361 --> 00:15:47,451
Hopefully, I'll have better luck
with Milo.
378
00:15:47,613 --> 00:15:49,323
Okay, Milo, your turn.
379
00:15:49,407 --> 00:15:50,657
I've set up this obstacle course
380
00:15:50,741 --> 00:15:52,621
using the mall's senior citizens.
381
00:15:52,702 --> 00:15:54,202
Whee!
382
00:15:54,287 --> 00:15:55,407
It's very simple.
383
00:15:55,496 --> 00:15:57,956
All you have to do is
deliver a pretzel sample
384
00:15:58,040 --> 00:15:59,420
to the girls at Taco Face,
385
00:15:59,500 --> 00:16:02,960
But do it without running
into anyone. Okay?
386
00:16:03,171 --> 00:16:05,631
(LAUGHS)
We're being included!
387
00:16:06,048 --> 00:16:08,258
Oh, is this guacamole?
388
00:16:11,304 --> 00:16:13,104
No, it's not. (GROANS)
389
00:16:13,306 --> 00:16:14,516
Now get in there.
390
00:16:14,932 --> 00:16:16,352
-Excuse me, Pops.
-(YELLS)
391
00:16:16,434 --> 00:16:17,984
Pardon me, Nana.
392
00:16:18,060 --> 00:16:19,480
That's it, Milo. That's it.
393
00:16:19,729 --> 00:16:22,859
Oh, I dropped my whacking stick.
394
00:16:22,940 --> 00:16:24,980
-I'll get...oh! I'm sorry!
-Ah!
395
00:16:25,109 --> 00:16:26,989
-Oh my!
-(SENIORS GRUNTING)
396
00:16:27,069 --> 00:16:28,819
-No!
-Bea, I'm sorry!
397
00:16:28,905 --> 00:16:30,065
-Oh!
-Ooh!
398
00:16:30,156 --> 00:16:33,326
Oh, it's okay, you giant clumsy pretzel.
399
00:16:33,409 --> 00:16:36,079
You're just a giant clumsy pretzel.
400
00:16:36,496 --> 00:16:38,866
(YELLS) This isn't working!
401
00:16:38,956 --> 00:16:40,536
What am I gonna do?
402
00:16:40,625 --> 00:16:42,375
If only there was some kind of sign.
403
00:16:42,460 --> 00:16:43,750
I need a sign.
404
00:16:43,836 --> 00:16:45,336
Please send me a sign!
405
00:16:45,421 --> 00:16:46,841
Oh, my gosh, a sign.
406
00:16:47,006 --> 00:16:48,416
A "help wanted" one at that.
407
00:16:48,508 --> 00:16:51,218
Maybe if I just get them different jobs,
408
00:16:51,302 --> 00:16:54,312
they won't wanna work
at Soggy's Pretzels anymore.
409
00:16:59,310 --> 00:17:00,650
Hey!
410
00:17:00,728 --> 00:17:03,358
I mean... (MIMICKING OSCAR)
Hey, secret portal.
411
00:17:03,439 --> 00:17:05,609
I, Oscar, am here.
412
00:17:05,733 --> 00:17:07,903
-ALL: Hurrah!
-JUMBO AND ALBERT: Greetings, Oscar.
413
00:17:08,027 --> 00:17:09,237
(WHISPERS) They bought it.
414
00:17:09,445 --> 00:17:11,235
So, what can I do ye for?
415
00:17:11,322 --> 00:17:14,122
(MIMICKING OSCAR) Oh, I'm just here to
drop off my resume.
416
00:17:14,200 --> 00:17:16,370
You're applying? (LAUGHS)
417
00:17:16,452 --> 00:17:18,122
Of course you're hired, Oscar!
418
00:17:18,204 --> 00:17:19,914
Um, okay, great.
419
00:17:19,997 --> 00:17:21,667
Hey, I'll be right back then.
420
00:17:21,749 --> 00:17:23,459
Just going to take my break.
421
00:17:23,834 --> 00:17:26,964
Actually, could you put these figurines
away first, please?
422
00:17:27,088 --> 00:17:28,088
Okay.
423
00:17:32,385 --> 00:17:35,135
(VOCALIZES TUNE)
424
00:17:35,221 --> 00:17:39,931
(GASPS) No! Oh, no!
425
00:17:40,017 --> 00:17:41,637
Pappy, what's the matter?
426
00:17:41,727 --> 00:17:44,437
(GASPS) Heaven's me!
427
00:17:44,605 --> 00:17:46,565
Oscar has put Duckworthy,
428
00:17:46,649 --> 00:17:48,189
Lord of the Giraffadors,
429
00:17:48,276 --> 00:17:49,936
in the giants category!
430
00:17:50,027 --> 00:17:50,947
ALL: Ah!
431
00:17:51,237 --> 00:17:52,737
What's wrong with that?
432
00:17:53,072 --> 00:17:54,822
Oscar, you know better than this!
433
00:17:54,991 --> 00:17:58,491
Duckworthy is a ten-foot living
and moving statue,
434
00:17:58,578 --> 00:18:01,958
but this doth not
categorize him as a giant!
435
00:18:02,206 --> 00:18:03,706
(MUTTERS) Okay.
436
00:18:03,791 --> 00:18:05,751
Oops. It's just a figurine.
437
00:18:05,835 --> 00:18:07,795
Potato, po-tah-to.
438
00:18:07,878 --> 00:18:09,758
(CHUCKLES NERVOUSLY)
439
00:18:09,880 --> 00:18:11,920
(ALL GROWLING)
440
00:18:12,091 --> 00:18:14,261
(WHISPERS) It's never just a figurine.
441
00:18:14,468 --> 00:18:16,508
(SCREAMS)
442
00:18:16,596 --> 00:18:19,466
Order of nachos ready for pickup.
443
00:18:19,557 --> 00:18:21,557
-Hyah!
-Ugh!
444
00:18:21,809 --> 00:18:23,809
Oh, wow! Nachos!
445
00:18:23,894 --> 00:18:24,984
Oh, yeah!
446
00:18:25,062 --> 00:18:26,812
Well, that was a disaster.
447
00:18:26,897 --> 00:18:28,817
Maybe I can find Milo a job.
448
00:18:30,234 --> 00:18:31,994
Derpa derpa!
449
00:18:32,153 --> 00:18:36,163
My name's Milo and I'm here to get a job!
Hot dawg!
450
00:18:36,240 --> 00:18:37,700
What are your qualifications?
451
00:18:37,783 --> 00:18:39,293
Um, well...
452
00:18:39,368 --> 00:18:41,788
okay, I like apples
453
00:18:41,912 --> 00:18:43,162
and um...
454
00:18:43,289 --> 00:18:44,619
I play a mean Kazoo.
455
00:18:44,707 --> 00:18:46,827
(MIMICS KAZOO)
456
00:18:47,001 --> 00:18:49,211
-(DANCE MUSIC PLAYING)
-Oh, and I like to party.
457
00:18:49,629 --> 00:18:51,459
Partay!
458
00:18:51,547 --> 00:18:54,297
Sorry, kid,
you're a couple of minutes late.
459
00:18:57,094 --> 00:18:58,184
Oof!
460
00:19:00,765 --> 00:19:03,175
Dude, what happened to your costume?
461
00:19:03,267 --> 00:19:04,557
I've been eating it.
462
00:19:04,644 --> 00:19:06,694
Is it made of real pretzel?
-Uh...
463
00:19:06,771 --> 00:19:07,981
(BEA SCREAMS) Oof!
464
00:19:08,064 --> 00:19:10,114
-Hey, Milo.
-Hey, Milo.
465
00:19:10,191 --> 00:19:11,691
Bea, is that you?
466
00:19:11,776 --> 00:19:13,186
Huh? (SCREAMS)
467
00:19:13,277 --> 00:19:15,987
-Um...
-Stupid sale ended three weeks ago.
468
00:19:16,072 --> 00:19:17,952
Did anyone bother to tell me? No.
469
00:19:18,074 --> 00:19:20,244
-Shellsea, wait.
-What? What's wrong with you now?
470
00:19:20,326 --> 00:19:23,576
(MUTTERS INCOHERENTLY)
471
00:19:25,289 --> 00:19:26,999
(MUTTERS INCOHERENTLY)
472
00:19:27,208 --> 00:19:30,038
-Oh, you didn't fire them yet.
-Fire?
473
00:19:30,127 --> 00:19:32,087
-You didn't let them go.
-Let 'em go?
474
00:19:32,171 --> 00:19:34,511
-You didn't give 'em marching orders.
-Marching orders?
475
00:19:34,632 --> 00:19:35,932
-Pink slips.
-Pink slips?
476
00:19:36,133 --> 00:19:37,513
-Walking papers.
-Walking what?
477
00:19:37,635 --> 00:19:39,385
-Shellsea, stop!
-Okay, bye.
478
00:19:39,470 --> 00:19:41,430
Bea, what was she talking about?
479
00:19:41,555 --> 00:19:43,765
Nothing, nothing at all, diddly doo!
480
00:19:43,849 --> 00:19:46,729
Well, it sounded like she said you were
gonna fire us.
481
00:19:46,852 --> 00:19:47,772
Uh...
482
00:19:47,978 --> 00:19:49,398
You're trying to break up the gang!
483
00:19:49,814 --> 00:19:52,484
Why would you do that to us, woman?
484
00:19:52,817 --> 00:19:54,397
I thought we were tight.
485
00:19:54,777 --> 00:19:57,067
I thought we were tight!
486
00:19:57,154 --> 00:19:58,204
We are tight.
487
00:19:58,280 --> 00:19:59,450
You know what?
488
00:19:59,532 --> 00:20:02,032
No one's getting fired today.
I'm gonna make this right,
489
00:20:02,118 --> 00:20:04,448
because I am going
to be the one to quit.
490
00:20:05,955 --> 00:20:06,955
Bea Goldfishberg,
491
00:20:07,039 --> 00:20:09,249
Why do we still have two slackers?
492
00:20:09,333 --> 00:20:11,543
Haven't you made your decision
on who to fire?
493
00:20:11,711 --> 00:20:12,711
Yes.
494
00:20:13,713 --> 00:20:14,763
It's me!
495
00:20:15,089 --> 00:20:16,469
She's chosen me.
496
00:20:16,549 --> 00:20:18,259
(WHISPERS) Don't do this, Bea.
Don't quit.
497
00:20:18,342 --> 00:20:20,852
-No, it's me.
-I stepped up first.
498
00:20:20,928 --> 00:20:22,178
-It's me.
-No, it's me.
499
00:20:22,263 --> 00:20:23,263
Hyah!
500
00:20:23,347 --> 00:20:24,637
Dude, quit it!
501
00:20:24,724 --> 00:20:26,854
It was super-brave awesome
when I stepped up!
502
00:20:27,518 --> 00:20:29,478
You make the best pretzels, dude!
503
00:20:29,562 --> 00:20:32,232
-They're all salty and moist.
-(GRUNTS)
504
00:20:32,815 --> 00:20:35,435
-You should stay.
-Oh, come on, who is it?
505
00:20:35,526 --> 00:20:37,236
-Me! (GRUNTS)
-It's me!
506
00:20:37,319 --> 00:20:39,319
-Milo! It... it's me.
-No, it's me!
507
00:20:39,405 --> 00:20:40,815
No, it's me!
508
00:20:40,906 --> 00:20:44,536
As assistant assistant manager,
it's my decision.
509
00:20:44,660 --> 00:20:46,160
And I fire...
510
00:20:46,912 --> 00:20:47,912
you, Barb!
511
00:20:48,080 --> 00:20:48,960
Me?
512
00:20:50,875 --> 00:20:52,125
Yeah, you.
513
00:20:52,293 --> 00:20:54,843
You've been the only bad part of this job.
514
00:20:54,920 --> 00:20:57,550
Asking me to fire one of my best friends?
515
00:20:57,631 --> 00:20:59,631
I strip you of your responsibilities
516
00:20:59,717 --> 00:21:01,137
-and your uniform.
-(RIPS)
517
00:21:01,218 --> 00:21:02,968
Oh, how dare you, Miss Bea!
518
00:21:03,053 --> 00:21:06,313
Apparently, you do not understand
how the world really works!
519
00:21:06,390 --> 00:21:08,060
See, I am still your boss.
520
00:21:08,142 --> 00:21:10,142
I outrank you. You can't fire me.
521
00:21:10,227 --> 00:21:11,727
I fire you!
522
00:21:12,480 --> 00:21:13,520
And I fire you.
523
00:21:14,315 --> 00:21:15,315
And I fire you.
524
00:21:15,441 --> 00:21:17,821
I fire all you slackers.
525
00:21:17,943 --> 00:21:20,653
Get out of my pretzel place!
I never wanna see you again.
526
00:21:20,780 --> 00:21:22,780
(MEXICAN FOLK MUSIC PLAYING)
527
00:21:30,247 --> 00:21:32,367
(MUTTERS)
528
00:21:38,422 --> 00:21:41,592
-I was like this and it was like that.
-Oh my gosh, and you were like that.
529
00:21:41,675 --> 00:21:43,715
-Yeah, it was so like that.
-We are so like that.
530
00:21:43,803 --> 00:21:46,103
-GIRL 1: Oh my gosh!
-GIRL 2: You were so like that.
531
00:21:50,100 --> 00:21:52,270
(MOANS)
532
00:22:01,946 --> 00:22:04,486
Well, at least we're all working together.
533
00:22:05,115 --> 00:22:07,325
Man, I hate part-time jobs.
534
00:22:20,673 --> 00:22:22,223
-(COMPUTER BEEPS)
-Wow.
535
00:22:22,299 --> 00:22:24,679
I can't believe my blog has
over a million hits.
536
00:22:24,760 --> 00:22:26,600
I just started it on Tuesday.
537
00:22:26,679 --> 00:22:28,559
I haven't even updated it all that much.
538
00:22:28,639 --> 00:22:29,969
Yeah, I know you haven't.
539
00:22:30,057 --> 00:22:33,847
I've checked it like 999,999 times.
540
00:22:34,144 --> 00:22:36,614
-(COMPUTER BEEPS)
-Still nothing!
541
00:22:36,772 --> 00:22:37,982
(COMPUTER BEEPS)
542
00:22:38,148 --> 00:22:39,398
Still nothing!
543
00:22:39,483 --> 00:22:41,903
-(COMPUTER BEEPS)
-Still nothing!
544
00:22:41,986 --> 00:22:42,986
(COMPUTER BEEPS)
545
00:22:43,070 --> 00:22:44,360
Still nothing!
546
00:22:44,446 --> 00:22:46,276
-(COMPUTER BEEPS)
-Still nothing!
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