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(BUBBLING)
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-(SONG BEGINS)
-One, two, three, four
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Who's that knocking at my door?
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Five, six, seven, eight
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Hurry up and don't be late
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Nine, ten, eleven, twelve
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Got a secret I can't tell
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Flap your fins, flip your tail
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School's out, ring the bell
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La, la, la, la
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Ooh
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La, la, la, la
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Ooh
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La, la, la, la
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Ooh
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La, la, la, la
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Ooh
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One, two, three, four
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Who's that knocking at my door?
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Five, six, seven, eight
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Hurry up and don't be late
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Nine, ten, eleven, twelve
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Got a secret I can't tell
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Flap your fins, flip your tail
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School's out, ring the bell!
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(SONG ENDS)
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(THEME MUSIC PLAYING)
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(LAUGHS)
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Welcome to Debate Club practice.
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The topic is "The pros and cons
of video games."
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Steve, Shellsea,
I know you've prepared your arguments,
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-so let's get started!
-(CLICKING)
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Uh, thanks, Shellsea.
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Steve, your rebuttal?
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Um... video games are cool.
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Bea, this play is weird.
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I don't get what's going on.
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So, on debate team
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you need to be able to argue
either side of an issue.
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For example,
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I happen to love gaming,
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but I realize that playing too long
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is giving me a nasty case of gamer's eye
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-and joystick thumb.
-Rad.
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And Shellsea, maybe you're wondering
how you can argue for video games.
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Well, there's the fun factor and...
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oh, the enhanced hand-eye coordination.
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-And, uh...
-GIRL: Don't forget winning.
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-Winning is everything.
-(SOFT ROCK MUSIC PLAYING)
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Then there's
the alternative social environment
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provided by online gaming,
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learning to process
intense visual stimuli...
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(POP MUSIC PLAYING)
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And don't forget
the development
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of lightning-fast cat-like reflexes.
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-(GRUNTS)
-Ooh!
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-Um, are you okay?
-(LAUGHING)
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That must've been a level 18 chair wizard
that hit me. (CHUCKLES)
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Hey, I'm Steve Jackson.
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Of course.
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Hey, Steve. Peace.
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Cool.
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And what's your name?
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-(NERVOUSLY) Me?
-Yeah, you've got a name.
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(CHUCKLES) Don't... don't you?
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Yeah, I guess I do.
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(LAUGHS) Wh... what's your name?
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-"Angel-ah."
-Nice to meet you, Angela.
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"Angel-ah."
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"Angel-ah."
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Well, now you know my name...
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(CHUCKLES)
and I'm still clueless about yours.
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(CHUCKLES)
Oh! I'm Oscar my name is!
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Ooh, that sounded like a syntax error.
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(OSCAR AND ANGELA LAUGH)
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I'm captain of the Saltwater High
Debate Team.
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I came over to check out the competition,
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but I didn't realize he was gonna be
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(EMPHATICALLY) so cute.
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(LAUGHS) I don't even know
how to respond to that.
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Well, you could say
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we're going to hang out
together after school.
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Wow! I really don't know
how to respond to that!
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I mean yes! Yes!
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That is absolutely what is
happening after school.
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(EMPHATICALLY) See you then.
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(EMPHATICALLY) It's a date.
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(CHUCKLES, SHRIEKS)
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(CHUCKLES) Gamer's eye.
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Um, what just happened?
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O.M.G.! She's perfect for me!
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But what if she finds out that I'm a dork?
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(STRAINING) Ninety-eight, ninety-nine.
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Phew.
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Dude, Angela's gonna be so impressed
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when she gets here and sees
you've been pumping iron.
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It's "Angel-ah," and yeah,
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if I can get my Barbarian
through 40 more reps
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before she gets here,
his abs will hit level 16.
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That means they can shoot fireballs.
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There's no way she'll think
I'm a nerd after seeing that.
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Hey! Come on, Milo.
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Let's give Oscar and his new friend
some alone time.
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Allow me to just slip
into my evening attire.
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Oh man. Bea,
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-I know this has to be hard for you.
-What does?
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The whole "Angela thing."
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(CRYING) This isn't the way my life
was supposed to turn out,
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but it did!
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You and me can always be...
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friends.
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(LAUGHS) Oh Oscar,
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you're so funny.
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Yeah, funny.
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But look, I just...
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I just don't want things
to be weird between us, you know?
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-(AWKWARDLY) Um, me either.
-(DOORBELL RINGS)
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She-she... she's here!
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-(SHOUTS) Milo, let's go!
-(HORN BLOWS)
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What, this?
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In two months,
everybody's gonna be wearing this.
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Hi, (SINGSONG VOICE) Angela.
Bye, (SINGSONG VOICE) Angela.
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It's Angel-ah. Rhymes with strange-ala.
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Get it? Ha ha ha ha ha.
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-Oh.
-(HORN BLOWS)
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Now you kids stay out of trouble.
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Hey, Angela.
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Hey, dude. I hope you're ready
for some fierce gaming competition.
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(MIMICKING GUNFIRE, EXPLOSIONS)
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"No!" "Over here, he's dead!"
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(SCREAMS, GAGS)
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And game over.
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Yeah, but we probably
shouldn't play video games.
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I mean since that's the debate topic
and you're my opponent and all.
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Oh okay.
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Well, we don't need video games.
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There's other kinds of fun.
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There's other kinds of fun?
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-Let me show you.
-(SONG BEGINS)
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Outside the game
Level up your brain
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Have an adventure
Impress your friend
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Life's a game
And love's the same...
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(VROOMS)
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Have a good time
Go on some dates
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Go ice skating
Do a figure eight
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Life's a game
And love's the same
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Are you ready, fish?
Are you ready, fish?
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Are you ready, fish? Go!
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Go, fish!
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Get a little crazy
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Go, fish!
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With your special lady
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Go, fish!
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No time to be lazy
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Go, fish!
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With your special lady
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-Come on!
-(SONG ENDS)
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You're kicking us out, right?
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(STRAINED) Yes.
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You know when I first met you,
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I was afraid you might think
I was just a nerd.
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You're not just a nerd.
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You can also dance on the tables
in a fancy restaurant.
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(CHUCKLES) You started it.
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So, do you feel like you won?
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Yeah. You?
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Yeah.
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Funny, usually two fish
can't win first place at the same time.
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Winning is everything, Oscar.
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(SINGSONG VOICE) Remember!
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Only one of us can win the debate.
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Ooh! See you on the battlefield!
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Hmm.
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All right, now where are my debate notes?
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I know they were on me
when we went out on the date.
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Did she... oh!
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I knew it was too good to be true.
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And so, since video games rot your brain,
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watch cartoons or something.
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A compelling argument, Steve Jackson.
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-What do you think, Oscar?
-(WHINES)
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-(HORN BLOWS)
-What up, bro? How's debate going?
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Terrible. I think Angela just pretended
to like me, so she can win the debate.
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Oh, you're crazypants.
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I think someone needs a tickle-wickle
to cheer them up.
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-(LAUGHING)
-Dude. Dude.
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Coochie coochie
coochie coochie coo.
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Coochie coo.
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I... I guess you're right, Milo.
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I... I let my imagination run wild.
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Why would she offer to hold all my files,
back up my computer,
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and drive me to the finals tonight
if she was spying?
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You know what?
I can't wait to debate against her.
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Up top, bro.
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(BOTH GIBBER, LAUGH)
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Now get out of here
and let me work, you dingus.
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(LAUGHS)
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Hey, Milo, have you seen
what's going on back there?
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MILO: Hey, isn't that...
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BEA: Yeah, that guy has
the same helmet as you.
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-(HORN BLOWS)
-What's up with that?
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I told you, girl.
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This is the style.
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-And so, in conclusion...
-(CAMERA CLICKING)
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...video games are...
are a menace to society.
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-Thank you for your time.
-(SHRIEKS)
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-(GASPS)
-Angela?
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Oh. Uh, hey,
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this isn't my school.
(CHUCKLING NERVOUSLY)
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I think there must be
a wormhole in here somewhere.
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That I fell through up there.
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Are you sure it wasn't
the wormhole in my heart?
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-What?
-Nothing.
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Okay. Well, I'll see you
at the debate tonight.
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(CAMERA CLICKS)
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(DRAMATIC MUSIC PLAYING)
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All right, everyone,
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allow me to present Oscar the Fish,
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captain of the Freshwater High
Debate Team,
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versus our very own Debate Team Captain
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-Angela Fishburger.
-(APPLAUDING)
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SHARK: The debate topic is
"The pros and cons of video games".
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-Go, Oscar! Whoo!
-Yeah! Debate!
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-Yeah, you kill her! Kill her!
-Whoo! Love it!
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My opening argument:
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You're a horrible person
and you've ruined my life!
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Rebuttal?
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Wha... Oscar,
why would you say that?
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I... I thought you were
a beautiful plasma elf,
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and I was some kind of happy forest gnome,
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we were gonna have lots of adventures
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and things were kinda good, you know?
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But then you turned out to be nothing
but an evil wood troll!
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And I realized my fantasy was...
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just a fantasy.
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Man, I thought this thing
was gonna be (SINGSONG VOICE) boring.
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But things are sure starting to heat up.
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Oscar, why are you saying all this?
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Is there a warlock out there somewhere
mind-controlling my man?
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You just pretended to like me,
so you could win the debate!
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-(SHRIEKS)
-I guess it was kinda my fault
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for believing a girl as cool as you
would like a guy like me.
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Is that true, Angela?
I thought I coached you better than that.
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Oscar, I didn't spy on you for the debate.
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I spied on you for love.
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(SCREAMS) Is that your book
of evil spells, you witch?
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No, I'm actually heavy into scrapbooking.
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I just liked you so much,
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I always wanted to be able to look
at you all the time,
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like all the time.
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Oscar, I don't care about winning
or losing the debate anymore.
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I just wanna spend time with you.
253
00:10:34,676 --> 00:10:37,796
Hey, that sounds like something
I would do.
254
00:10:38,138 --> 00:10:39,888
We are soulmates.
255
00:10:39,973 --> 00:10:42,733
Oh, that's creepy and romantic.
256
00:10:42,809 --> 00:10:46,149
Okay, but that still doesn't explain
what happened to my debate notes.
257
00:10:46,229 --> 00:10:47,899
I stole 'em, you jerks!
258
00:10:47,981 --> 00:10:50,111
When are you gonna learn?
I steal everything.
259
00:10:50,191 --> 00:10:51,361
I'm Randy Pincherson.
260
00:10:51,442 --> 00:10:53,492
Man, I should've seen that coming.
261
00:10:53,570 --> 00:10:55,030
So, what do you say, toots?
262
00:10:55,113 --> 00:10:57,663
We could stand here like ijits
and talk about video games
263
00:10:57,740 --> 00:11:00,830
or grab a malted at the Hokey Poke
and talk about video games.
264
00:11:00,910 --> 00:11:02,250
I vote for the latter!
265
00:11:02,328 --> 00:11:03,408
I win!
266
00:11:05,373 --> 00:11:08,213
(BOTH LAUGH)
267
00:11:08,376 --> 00:11:11,206
-So, who won?
-Well, I guess they both did.
268
00:11:13,381 --> 00:11:14,881
Hey, Oscar!
269
00:11:21,681 --> 00:11:24,351
I cannot believe you ate
an entire apple pie
270
00:11:24,434 --> 00:11:26,274
at the Viking Pie King.
271
00:11:26,352 --> 00:11:28,102
What do you mean? I didn't do that.
272
00:11:28,188 --> 00:11:30,318
That's the only way
you can get one of those.
273
00:11:30,607 --> 00:11:32,937
I gave Milo 20 fish dollars for this!
274
00:11:33,026 --> 00:11:36,196
-Everyone wins!
-(HORN BLOWS)
275
00:11:36,738 --> 00:11:38,738
(THEME MUSIC PLAYING)
276
00:11:48,791 --> 00:11:49,831
(KISSES)
277
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(SINGING) You make me go step, girl...
278
00:11:52,545 --> 00:11:55,915
(SIGHS) I could listen
to Brandon Bubbler sing all day.
279
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His music speaks to me.
280
00:11:57,842 --> 00:11:59,762
With chocolate swirl
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Step, girl, let's never be apart...
282
00:12:02,472 --> 00:12:03,852
FEMALE ANNOUNCER:
We'll be back with
283
00:12:03,932 --> 00:12:06,602
"Brandon Bubbler's Power Hour"
right after this.
284
00:12:06,684 --> 00:12:08,564
MALE ANNOUNCER SPEAKS:
285
00:12:08,770 --> 00:12:12,270
Haven't you always dreamed
of being not tragically forgettable?
286
00:12:12,690 --> 00:12:16,070
This weekend make your dreams
come true, true, true!
287
00:12:16,194 --> 00:12:19,954
Join us for the annual
Little Fish Sunshine beauty pageant!
288
00:12:20,031 --> 00:12:23,451
(SHRIEKS)
You guys, we should totally do this!
289
00:12:23,701 --> 00:12:26,371
-(CRICKETS CHIRP)
-Finberley, Ew.
290
00:12:26,454 --> 00:12:29,004
Yeah, I mean beauty pageants are bad news.
291
00:12:29,082 --> 00:12:31,252
Besides, we already know we're fabulous!
292
00:12:31,334 --> 00:12:32,794
MALE ANNOUNCER:
This year's winning princess
293
00:12:32,919 --> 00:12:36,169
will be crowned by none other
than music sensation...
294
00:12:36,256 --> 00:12:38,086
(HIGH-PITCHED) Brandon Bubbler!
295
00:12:38,258 --> 00:12:41,638
-(ALL GASP)
-The winner gets to meet Brandon Bubbler.
296
00:12:41,719 --> 00:12:43,969
Maybe beauty pageants aren't that bad.
297
00:12:44,055 --> 00:12:47,015
I mean, as young women
coming into our own,
298
00:12:47,100 --> 00:12:50,060
shouldn't we be challenging ourselves
with new experiences?
299
00:12:50,144 --> 00:12:53,824
I will totally stuff myself
into a pageant dress to meet Brandon.
300
00:12:53,898 --> 00:12:55,608
-(ALL CHATTER)
-Let's do it.
301
00:12:57,110 --> 00:12:59,610
-(CHOMPS)
-Guys, here's the situation...
302
00:12:59,696 --> 00:13:01,986
winning the Little Fish Sunshine
beauty pageant is now
303
00:13:02,073 --> 00:13:04,333
the number one priority in my life.
What are you doing?
304
00:13:05,743 --> 00:13:07,833
Uh, Bea, what does it
look like we're doing?
305
00:13:07,912 --> 00:13:09,412
Heads up, bro!
306
00:13:09,580 --> 00:13:11,040
-(MUMBLES) Okay.
-(SPLATS)
307
00:13:11,124 --> 00:13:12,794
You're still throwing them too high.
308
00:13:12,875 --> 00:13:14,535
Well, maybe your face is too low.
309
00:13:14,627 --> 00:13:17,507
This is super serious.
I need to win the pageant,
310
00:13:17,588 --> 00:13:19,338
so I can meet Brandon Bubbler.
311
00:13:19,424 --> 00:13:21,384
I bet you Brandon Bubbler
can't catch a sandw...
312
00:13:21,467 --> 00:13:23,387
Oof! Milo, I wasn't ready.
313
00:13:23,469 --> 00:13:25,389
-MILO: Heads up!
-You'll come support me, right?
314
00:13:25,471 --> 00:13:28,181
Girl, I can do even better than that.
315
00:13:28,266 --> 00:13:30,346
Come on, I need to show you something.
316
00:13:32,353 --> 00:13:33,603
You see, Bea,
317
00:13:33,730 --> 00:13:37,280
when I was a baby,
I wasn't just a regular baby.
318
00:13:37,358 --> 00:13:40,398
I was a beautiful baby,
319
00:13:40,486 --> 00:13:43,656
-and I was a superstar.
-(BABY MILO LAUGHS)
320
00:13:43,823 --> 00:13:45,333
-(CAMERA CLICKING)
-MILO: I won ribbons,
321
00:13:45,408 --> 00:13:47,328
trophies... oh, oh!
322
00:13:47,410 --> 00:13:49,950
And a gift certificate for a cheese log.
323
00:13:50,330 --> 00:13:51,910
(GASPS) Wow.
324
00:13:51,998 --> 00:13:54,328
So, why did you stop doing pageants?
325
00:13:54,500 --> 00:13:56,210
I'm not a baby anymore, Bea.
326
00:13:56,294 --> 00:13:59,514
(GASPS) With all your experience,
you can totally help me win.
327
00:13:59,589 --> 00:14:01,129
BOTH: Hooray!
328
00:14:03,718 --> 00:14:06,508
-Huh. Wow. There's a lot of girls here.
-Yeah.
329
00:14:06,637 --> 00:14:08,637
And they're all really...
330
00:14:08,931 --> 00:14:10,181
sparkly.
331
00:14:10,475 --> 00:14:13,135
But none of 'em have a secret weapon
like I do.
332
00:14:14,187 --> 00:14:15,437
It's me!
333
00:14:15,521 --> 00:14:17,691
Ah! I'm gonna find our seats.
334
00:14:17,774 --> 00:14:20,534
All right, let's go over some moves.
335
00:14:20,693 --> 00:14:22,903
Show me pretty hands!
336
00:14:24,781 --> 00:14:25,871
Nice.
337
00:14:25,948 --> 00:14:27,328
Now show me fierce.
338
00:14:28,368 --> 00:14:29,578
Rawr.
339
00:14:29,660 --> 00:14:32,080
Okay, okay, now blow me kisses.
340
00:14:32,163 --> 00:14:33,663
Oh, come on, Milo.
341
00:14:33,790 --> 00:14:35,580
-I am not gonna blow kisses.
-(HUMPHS)
342
00:14:35,666 --> 00:14:40,046
Do you know how I won the title
Ultra-Grand Baby Angel?
343
00:14:40,129 --> 00:14:43,549
I blew kisses all over those judges
and they loved it.
344
00:14:43,716 --> 00:14:46,256
But I mean if you don't
wanna meet Brandon Bubbler,
345
00:14:46,344 --> 00:14:47,354
that's cool.
346
00:14:47,428 --> 00:14:48,428
No, wait!
347
00:14:51,140 --> 00:14:52,310
How's that?
348
00:14:53,309 --> 00:14:54,979
Girl, you all right.
349
00:14:55,061 --> 00:14:57,441
Bea, get your princess butt moving.
350
00:14:57,522 --> 00:14:59,442
Everyone's lining up
for the first competition.
351
00:14:59,774 --> 00:15:01,034
Thanks, Milo. See you on stage.
352
00:15:01,109 --> 00:15:02,529
Break a cheese log!
353
00:15:02,610 --> 00:15:05,280
-(BIG BAND MUSIC PLAYING)
-(APPLAUDING)
354
00:15:06,114 --> 00:15:08,624
(GRUNTS)
355
00:15:09,575 --> 00:15:11,365
(SHOUTING) Welcome, everyone
356
00:15:11,452 --> 00:15:14,462
to the Little Fish Sunshine
beauty pageant.
357
00:15:14,705 --> 00:15:17,785
Eee! This is so exciting.
358
00:15:17,875 --> 00:15:20,125
Let's hear it for our judges.
359
00:15:21,587 --> 00:15:25,127
-Ms. Lips...
-Oh, I love bar mitzvahs.
360
00:15:25,383 --> 00:15:26,933
MR. MUSSELS: ...Coach Salmons...
361
00:15:27,009 --> 00:15:30,429
Just remember, girls,
beauty is on the inside!
362
00:15:30,638 --> 00:15:31,968
Except for today.
363
00:15:32,140 --> 00:15:35,600
MR. MUSSELS: ...And the waitress
from the Hokey Poke, Bassy.
364
00:15:35,685 --> 00:15:37,645
(COUGHS)
365
00:15:38,438 --> 00:15:43,108
So, let's get this party started
with our evening gown competition.
366
00:15:43,192 --> 00:15:44,322
(APPLAUSE)
367
00:15:44,402 --> 00:15:46,452
-(SONG BEGINS)
-FEMALE VOICE: Designer...
368
00:15:46,612 --> 00:15:47,702
(CAMERA CLICKING)
369
00:15:48,448 --> 00:15:49,488
FEMALE VOICE: Fashion...
370
00:15:52,285 --> 00:15:53,535
FEMALE VOICE: Focus...
371
00:15:53,744 --> 00:15:55,624
(AUDIENCE LAUGH)
372
00:15:56,205 --> 00:15:57,455
FEMALE VOICE: Passion.
373
00:15:59,417 --> 00:16:00,627
(SONG ENDS)
374
00:16:01,085 --> 00:16:02,205
-It's go time.
-(SONG BEGINS)
375
00:16:02,295 --> 00:16:04,375
Yes, you are the best
Yes, you are the best
376
00:16:04,464 --> 00:16:06,224
Yes, you are the best
In any contest...
377
00:16:06,299 --> 00:16:07,429
Yeah! You go, Bea!
378
00:16:07,550 --> 00:16:09,510
Yes, you are the best
yes, you are the best
379
00:16:09,594 --> 00:16:11,474
Yes, you are the best
In any contest
380
00:16:11,554 --> 00:16:14,184
Boom shaka ka
boom shaka ka
381
00:16:14,265 --> 00:16:16,515
Bubbling wine
now don't forget don't fly
382
00:16:16,601 --> 00:16:18,691
Yes, you are the best
yes, you are the best
383
00:16:19,061 --> 00:16:21,061
-(SONG ENDS)
-That went well, I think.
384
00:16:21,147 --> 00:16:22,317
(AUDIENCE CHEERING)
385
00:16:22,440 --> 00:16:23,770
(WHOOPS)
386
00:16:24,108 --> 00:16:26,608
-Ooh!
-Ooh?
387
00:16:27,320 --> 00:16:29,200
Senorita!
388
00:16:29,280 --> 00:16:31,450
You tore it up out there.
389
00:16:31,532 --> 00:16:33,242
I didn't get an "ooh," Milo.
390
00:16:33,326 --> 00:16:36,406
How am I gonna get to meet
Brandon Bubbler if I don't get an "ooh"?
391
00:16:36,496 --> 00:16:37,996
Give me
some advice, coach.
392
00:16:38,080 --> 00:16:40,500
If there's one thing I learned
on the baby circuit,
393
00:16:40,583 --> 00:16:43,673
it's that you stay on that stage
till you fill that diaper,
394
00:16:43,753 --> 00:16:45,173
make it their problem.
395
00:16:46,672 --> 00:16:49,382
Brandon, get ready for some Q and "Ooh."
396
00:16:49,717 --> 00:16:51,507
(SHOUTING) Okay, Miss Clamantha,
397
00:16:51,594 --> 00:16:55,934
what do you feel is the biggest challenge
facing our young people today?
398
00:16:56,349 --> 00:16:57,559
Hi, Oscar!
399
00:16:58,559 --> 00:16:59,559
(SCREAMS)
400
00:16:59,644 --> 00:17:01,024
-(APPLAUDING)
-(CLAMANTHA LAUGHS)
401
00:17:01,395 --> 00:17:05,185
Miss Bea, if you had one wish,
what would it be?
402
00:17:05,358 --> 00:17:08,068
Oh, that I'd get to marry Brandon Bubbler.
403
00:17:08,236 --> 00:17:09,446
Who doesn't?
404
00:17:10,196 --> 00:17:11,816
(NERVOUS LAUGH) Just kidding. Not really.
405
00:17:11,906 --> 00:17:13,816
No, I'd wish for world peace.
406
00:17:14,325 --> 00:17:16,735
(LAUGHS) She's so naive.
407
00:17:17,870 --> 00:17:21,120
-Next up we have...
-Uh, I mean I wish
408
00:17:21,207 --> 00:17:23,037
I could find a cure for rainy days!
409
00:17:23,125 --> 00:17:25,795
(CRIES) There is no cure!
410
00:17:25,878 --> 00:17:28,628
-(BOTH GRUNT)
-(LAUGHS NERVOUSLY)
411
00:17:28,714 --> 00:17:31,054
Thank you, Miss Bea.
412
00:17:31,133 --> 00:17:33,513
(CRIES)
413
00:17:33,678 --> 00:17:38,138
(LAUGHS) And so that's when
I won Ultra Cutie Supreme.
414
00:17:38,224 --> 00:17:39,434
(YELLS)
415
00:17:39,517 --> 00:17:42,727
Milo, I'm dying out there!
You have to help me!
416
00:17:42,895 --> 00:17:44,555
Brandon Bubbler!
417
00:17:44,689 --> 00:17:45,979
(YELLS)
418
00:17:46,482 --> 00:17:47,982
Relax, girl.
419
00:17:48,067 --> 00:17:50,027
The talent competition is next
420
00:17:50,194 --> 00:17:52,534
and you know you gots that.
421
00:17:52,905 --> 00:17:56,075
You're right.
I am very talented at being talented.
422
00:17:56,158 --> 00:17:57,578
I just need a little more make-up.
423
00:17:58,160 --> 00:18:00,370
More! More!
424
00:18:00,496 --> 00:18:02,076
(YELLING) Make me pretty!
425
00:18:02,164 --> 00:18:05,174
-(DEEP VOICE) I have to win!
-Ah!
426
00:18:08,129 --> 00:18:09,459
(MOANING)
427
00:18:11,173 --> 00:18:12,803
(MOANING CONTINUES)
428
00:18:19,432 --> 00:18:22,482
Whoa. (GRUNTS)
429
00:18:24,604 --> 00:18:26,694
-Bea?
-Hey, she's waking up.
430
00:18:26,939 --> 00:18:28,479
(GROANS)
431
00:18:28,566 --> 00:18:30,396
So, how'd I do?
432
00:18:30,484 --> 00:18:33,994
-BOTH: Uhh...
-We'll always be your friends, Bea.
433
00:18:35,823 --> 00:18:37,033
(MOANS)
434
00:18:37,116 --> 00:18:39,736
And now, before we start
our final competition
435
00:18:39,827 --> 00:18:43,787
I'd like to introduce y'all
to our guest of honor,
436
00:18:43,873 --> 00:18:46,293
Mr. Brandon Bubbler.
437
00:18:46,375 --> 00:18:48,455
-(CHEERING)
-I love you!
438
00:18:48,544 --> 00:18:51,844
Oh, he's so tiny.
439
00:18:54,300 --> 00:18:55,720
That's it, Milo.
440
00:18:55,843 --> 00:18:58,973
Brandon Bubbler is right over there
and yet...
441
00:18:59,180 --> 00:19:01,520
it's like we've never been further apart.
442
00:19:01,599 --> 00:19:05,389
Now it's time
for our final competition.
443
00:19:05,603 --> 00:19:07,943
Please, Milo, this is my last chance.
444
00:19:08,022 --> 00:19:09,862
I have to meet Brandon Bubbler!
445
00:19:09,940 --> 00:19:11,360
What am I gonna do to win?
446
00:19:12,193 --> 00:19:14,323
-Cute.
-Cute?
447
00:19:14,403 --> 00:19:17,873
Bea, no pageant judge can resist cute.
448
00:19:18,366 --> 00:19:22,036
I can make you so cute
that it'll blow them all away!
449
00:19:22,119 --> 00:19:23,749
But I have to warn you...
450
00:19:23,829 --> 00:19:24,999
it won't be pretty.
451
00:19:25,081 --> 00:19:28,331
(DRAMATIC MUSIC PLAYS)
452
00:19:28,417 --> 00:19:29,587
I'll do it.
453
00:19:29,669 --> 00:19:32,169
-(BIG BAND MUSIC PLAYS)
-(LIGHT APPLAUSE)
454
00:19:32,338 --> 00:19:34,218
Thank you, Miss Shellsea.
455
00:19:34,298 --> 00:19:37,888
Next up we have Bea Goldfishberg.
456
00:19:37,968 --> 00:19:39,098
What's going on?
457
00:19:39,178 --> 00:19:40,848
She is about to win it all.
458
00:19:40,930 --> 00:19:43,060
-But I...
-Shh! Here she (SINGSONG VOICE) comes!
459
00:19:44,058 --> 00:19:45,558
(SENTIMENTAL MUSIC PLAYING)
460
00:19:47,687 --> 00:19:49,607
-Oh, she's so cute.
-Oh, she's cute as a button.
461
00:19:49,730 --> 00:19:51,070
Nothing's gonna top that.
462
00:19:51,315 --> 00:19:53,775
(RATTLES)
463
00:19:55,486 --> 00:19:56,946
(SQUEAKS)
464
00:19:57,029 --> 00:20:01,579
-JUDGES: Aww.
-Ooh, that's very, very cute.
465
00:20:01,659 --> 00:20:03,699
(BEA'S VOICE LAUGHS) It's working,
466
00:20:03,786 --> 00:20:05,826
and now to seal the deal.
467
00:20:09,792 --> 00:20:11,672
-(MEOWS)
-ALL: Aww.
468
00:20:11,752 --> 00:20:12,922
It's so cute.
469
00:20:13,003 --> 00:20:16,803
-Oh gosh, that's adorable.
-(APPLAUSE)
470
00:20:19,593 --> 00:20:20,933
(ALL CHEERING)
471
00:20:23,556 --> 00:20:25,806
(QUACKS, SCREECHING)
472
00:20:25,891 --> 00:20:27,101
(ROARING)
473
00:20:27,518 --> 00:20:28,388
BOTH: Uh-oh.
474
00:20:29,603 --> 00:20:31,653
-What the...
-(FISH SCREAMING)
475
00:20:32,940 --> 00:20:34,360
(SCREECHING)
476
00:20:37,236 --> 00:20:39,526
(ROARING)
477
00:20:39,613 --> 00:20:41,243
(SCREAMING)
478
00:20:42,825 --> 00:20:45,035
Oh no!
I think I might've gone too far!
479
00:20:45,119 --> 00:20:46,119
(BOOMING FOOTSTEPS)
480
00:20:46,203 --> 00:20:47,913
(SCREECHING)
481
00:20:47,997 --> 00:20:49,917
Brandon! (GROWLS)
482
00:20:50,166 --> 00:20:51,496
(SCREECHING)
483
00:20:52,501 --> 00:20:53,461
(CLANGS)
484
00:20:53,586 --> 00:20:55,626
Run, Brandon. (GRUNTS)
485
00:20:59,175 --> 00:21:01,425
-Hyah!
-(SCREECHING CONTINUES)
486
00:21:01,552 --> 00:21:03,302
Hah! Hyah!
487
00:21:03,888 --> 00:21:05,808
(QUACKING)
488
00:21:07,475 --> 00:21:08,475
(NERVOUS CHUCKLE)
489
00:21:09,643 --> 00:21:11,813
Thank you, Miss Bea.
490
00:21:11,937 --> 00:21:13,187
(CLAPS)
491
00:21:13,731 --> 00:21:16,281
MR. MUSSELS: I wanna thank y'all
for coming out tonight.
492
00:21:16,358 --> 00:21:20,738
This year's Little Fish Sunshine
beauty pageant winner is...
493
00:21:20,821 --> 00:21:22,201
-(DRUMROLL)
-Check it out...
494
00:21:22,281 --> 00:21:25,081
contestant number 18,
495
00:21:25,159 --> 00:21:28,329
-Miss Kayla Brooks.
-(CYMBAL CRASHES)
496
00:21:28,412 --> 00:21:30,212
(COOING)
497
00:21:30,289 --> 00:21:32,329
You have gotta be kidding me.
498
00:21:34,627 --> 00:21:35,667
(FUSSES)
499
00:21:35,836 --> 00:21:36,836
(SIGHS)
500
00:21:36,921 --> 00:21:38,631
I guess meeting someone famous
501
00:21:38,756 --> 00:21:41,676
isn't really a good reason
to compromise who you are.
502
00:21:41,759 --> 00:21:42,969
Blah.
503
00:21:43,761 --> 00:21:45,301
Uh, hey, Bea.
504
00:21:45,387 --> 00:21:46,967
Look, I'm sorry about all this.
505
00:21:47,056 --> 00:21:49,016
You know, the real reason
I quit doing pageants was
506
00:21:49,099 --> 00:21:51,269
'cause I felt like
I was never good enough.
507
00:21:51,352 --> 00:21:54,062
And it made me go all crazy.
508
00:21:54,188 --> 00:21:56,228
(SIGHS)
I guess I should've... mentioned that.
509
00:21:56,315 --> 00:21:57,185
It's okay.
510
00:21:57,274 --> 00:21:58,864
I have a message for you.
511
00:22:00,194 --> 00:22:01,204
What's it say?
512
00:22:01,278 --> 00:22:03,198
"Dear Contestant 27,
513
00:22:03,280 --> 00:22:05,240
"Thank you for saving my life.
514
00:22:05,324 --> 00:22:06,744
"Sincerely...
515
00:22:06,992 --> 00:22:08,622
Brandon Bubbler."
516
00:22:12,623 --> 00:22:14,503
(GASPS, GIGGLES)
517
00:22:15,000 --> 00:22:16,090
(SQUEAKS)
518
00:22:18,087 --> 00:22:21,087
(MOUSE SNORES, YAWNS)
519
00:22:21,298 --> 00:22:23,878
Ooh, Mouse, you missed
the latest adventure in the fish tanks.
520
00:22:24,009 --> 00:22:26,009
Milo did this crazy thing,
but Bea took control
521
00:22:26,095 --> 00:22:27,675
and was like
"Don't worry, I'll fix it."
522
00:22:27,763 --> 00:22:29,933
Oscar got nervous when
Clamantha tried to kiss him,
523
00:22:30,015 --> 00:22:31,885
and Finberley got hurt
but Shellsea didn't care.
524
00:22:31,976 --> 00:22:34,346
Koi's like "Wah," and Jumbo
and Albert ran away from Jocktopus
525
00:22:34,436 --> 00:22:36,016
and Randy didn't help 'cause he's a jerk.
526
00:22:36,105 --> 00:22:39,275
And in the end Milo took responsibility
and solved the problem himself
527
00:22:39,358 --> 00:22:42,028
because he realized what
really matters is friendship! (RATTLES)
528
00:22:43,112 --> 00:22:44,782
Yeah, I've seen that one.
529
00:22:44,864 --> 00:22:46,244
(DOG GROWLS)
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