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(BUBBLING)
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-(SONG BEGINS)
-One, two, three, four
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Who's that knocking at my door?
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Five, six, seven, eight
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Hurry up and don't be late
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Nine, ten, eleven, twelve
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Got a secret I can't tell
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Flap your fins, flip your tail
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School's out, ring the bell
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La, la, la, la
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Ooh
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La, la, la, la
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Ooh
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La, la, la, la
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Ooh
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La, la, la, la
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Ooh
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One, two, three, four
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Who's that knocking at my door?
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Five, six, seven, eight
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Hurry up and don't be late
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Nine, ten, eleven, twelve
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Got a secret I can't tell
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Flap your fins, flip your tail
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School's out, ring the bell!
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(SONG ENDS)
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(THEME MUSIC PLAYING)
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(BIRDS SQUAWKING)
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MAN: Order up for Jumbo.
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JUMBO: Oh boy, oh boy, oh boy!
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(GROANS)
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This line is for suckers! I'm outie!
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Corn dogs, who needs 'em?
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All I want is my daily granola bar.
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Mmm. (CRUNCHES)
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Delicious, nourishing and ohhh...
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that Grunion Granola girl mascot,
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I do love you so.
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(SQUEALS)
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I'll write you a letter!
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"Dear Grunion Granola girl... "
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Pshh. That is way too formal.
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"To my dreamy fish!
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"Everything about you
is wonderful, my dear...
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"Your curly hair and your braces
are just divine.
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"I hope that one day soon
we will be together.
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"XO."
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(CHUCKLES) Now I just got to mail it off.
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Good thing Oscar knows how to mail things.
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I'll just put it into his locker
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and he'll take care of it for me.
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Done and done.
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What do you think I should
do now, Grunion Granola girl?
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(FALSETTO)
"I think you should get a corn dog."
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Great idea. Oh, you're so smart.
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-Who's Milo talking to?
-Who knows?
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Uh, what's this?
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"To my dream fish"?
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Oscar, did you just receive a love letter?
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Yeah, from my secret admirer,
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which is no secret at all.
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(CLAMANTHA COOING)
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Clamantha, shoo!
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Enough with the love letters!
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Love letters?
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But I haven't even dropped 'em off yet.
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If it wasn't you, then...
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Oscar, that means
that it could be from anyone.
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-Really, Bea?
-Well, yeah.
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-Anyone but me or Clamantha.
-Oh.
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Just think of the potential.
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It could be any of these girls.
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OSCAR:
This has never happened to me before.
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Look at this letter.
It's more than just a crush.
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-It's true love.
-(BOTH SQUEAL)
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Hey guys, what are we so excited about?
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According to this love letter,
I'm someone's dream fish.
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What? Way to go, man!
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-That never happens to you.
-I know.
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She says she likes
my curly hair and braces!
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(GASPS, SHRIEKS)
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Hey Oscar, what if I told you
that letter wasn't meant for you?
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Then I've already lost true love.
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I can't handle this.
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Uh, it's okay, Oscar.
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Why would say that, Milo?
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Uh, Grunion Granola girl,
I need your help.
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If I tell Oscar the truth...
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(FALSETTO)
"His heart will be crushed!"
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But the secret admirer doesn't exist.
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Hmm, there's a lot of girls
in this school.
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All I gotta do is make one
fall in love with him
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then everything will be okay!
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Oscar, I was just goofin'.
I know who she is
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and I know where she is. Come on!
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If there's one thing I know about ladies,
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it's that they love to couple-skate.
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So, I'm sure I can find you someone...
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I mean, find your secret admirer here.
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I sure hope not, Milo,
because it's senior citizens' night.
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Oh no! Wait!
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Oh Ruth, you are too funny.
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But seriously, grandma,
I prefer spending my nights with you gals.
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-Here she is.
-Hey you guys.
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Finberley? Really?
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Really! (NERVOUS LAUGH)
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But I've been friends with her
for so long.
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Of course!
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You know how shy she is.
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Yeah, yeah! She's perfect for you, bro.
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And I think you're
totally perfect for her...
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right after a little makeover.
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Wh… wh… whoa!
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(DANCE MUSIC PLAYING)
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-I like your shirt.
-Thanks.
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Are you okay?
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(CHUCKLES) Yeah, I just gotta watch
where I'm going.
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(GRUNTS)
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Maybe we should make our way
over to that wall.
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Sounds good.
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(GRUNTING)
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Here, let me help you up.
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Thanks, Oscar. You're sweet.
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My pleasure.
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Yes, yes, it's working!
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So, do you have, like, a crush on anyone?
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-Steve Jackson.
-No!
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Uh, do you have like
a plan-b crush or anything?
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No, it's Steve Jackson or death.
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-This is fun though.
-(BRAKE SCREECHES)
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-Whoa!
-It's not her, Milo.
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Yeah, of course it's not,
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but I have an idea who it is now. Come on!
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(CHATTERS)
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You look fantastic, bro!
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-She is going to love you.
-(GRUNTS)
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Koi? Um...
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Well, look at it this way:
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-she's so kind and she never ever judges.
-That's right.
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Here comes Romeo!
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Uh, hey, Koi.
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Get in there, you lovebirds.
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(CRASH)
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(MUZAK PLAYING)
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Are we having a good time yet?
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I don't see it, Milo.
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Koi never even talks to me.
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Look, girls are quiet
around boys that they like.
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Ooh, ooh, let me break the ice for you.
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Just look at these phenomenal fins,
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these playful scale spots
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and those giant bulbous eyeballs.
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(KOI GRUNTS HAPPILY)
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Really, Oscar, I mean how could you have
passed her by until now?
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I don't really have any excuse.
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Great! Phew!
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Oh, almost forgot... one final touch.
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I present to you
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every man's dream fish.
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(GRUNTS HAPPILY)
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I think you could use
a little something to cool off with.
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All right, man.
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Looks like it's time
to let nature take its course.
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(CHUCKLES)
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Uh, hey there. Oh!
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Koi! You are on a date with Oscar!
This ain't right!
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What a waste of time.
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-What happened?
-She's not the one, Bea.
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(KOI GRUNTS)
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I'm sorry, Oscar.
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Sometimes I just can't fight 'em off.
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Maybe I'll never find my secret admirer.
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It's okay, Oscar.
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Love is a secret
that can't stay hidden.
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Bea is right!
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We are not done by a long shot!
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Come on, she's bound to turn up at...
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the Hokey Poke!
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That's her! Come on, dude!
She's getting away!
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Bassy? Are you serious?
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You have no idea
who my secret admirer is, do you?
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Uh...
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This letter is obviously meant
for someone else.
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It must've come to me by mistake.
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If you need me, I'll be under this table,
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you know, freaking out!
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(SCREAMS)
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Okay, Milo, enough fartin' around.
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If you can't find a girl
that loves Oscar naturally,
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then you're gonna
have to bribe someone.
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(FALSETTO)
"Oh, Milo, you're so smart."
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I know, Grunion Granola girl.
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Hi, Oscar.
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I guess I'm like supposed to be
your secret admirer or something.
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All right, Milo, I said it.
Where's my five bucks?
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(WHIMPERS)
You're my secret admirer?
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That's terrifying!
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Yeah, it's pretty darn terrifying
for me too.
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Hey Milo, I didn't know
there'd be this much talking!
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I'm upping my fee by five more bucks.
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Uh, wait. We should go on a date.
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Right. And I'm done.
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Yeah, a big date!
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I don't need this hassle anymore.
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You already gave me enough
for a mani-pedi.
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I gots a 20!
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(CLASSICAL MUSIC PLAYING)
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-(WHINNIES)
-Your steed awaits.
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Wow, Milo.
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Hey world, we're in love.
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(LAUGHS)
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I can't believe it.
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All this time I thought you hated me,
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but I guess that was just your way
of masking your burning passions.
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Here, I brought you some flowers
to show you my love.
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Huh? Whoa.
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Remember our deal!
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You better take his love.
I gave you 20 dollars!
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Take them, pretty lady!
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Give him a kiss! Tell him you love him!
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-Take my love!
-MILO: It's 20 dollars! Put a ring on it!
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Get off my man! (GRUNTS)
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All right, stop it! Enough!
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Uh, is something wrong, my love?
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(SIGHS) All right, here's the deal:
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Oscar, I can't lie to you.
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You're such a fragile, delicate creature.
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What are you talking about?
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Why don't you ask Milo?
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No!
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Please, don't make me tell Oscar
I made up his secret admirer!
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You what?
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-My heart!
-(LOUD POP)
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(WHIMPERS)
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What have I done?
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-Oscar!
-Doctor! We need a doctor!
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What?
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Dr. Frog! You're a doctor!
You gotta help him!
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I always carry my stethoscope.
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Oh my, he's got a doozy
of a broken-heart coma.
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How we gonna save him, doc?
I'm freakin' out!
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Hmm.
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What he needs is...
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the kiss of true love!
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Of course! Line it up, ladies.
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Should I go first?
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Thanks for picking me off the rink, Oscar.
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-Mwah!
-Not you! Next!
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(GRUNTS)
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(GRUNTS)
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Not you! Next!
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Why must we always kiss this way...
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with you unconscious?
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Not you! Next!
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(LOUD KISS)
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-Not it. Sweet!
-(ALL CHEER)
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Well, I guess it's my turn.
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Okay, Bea.
Well, he may be your best friend,
259
00:10:22,705 --> 00:10:25,035
but you are an amazing actress.
260
00:10:25,125 --> 00:10:27,205
So, let's give this boy
the most passionate,
261
00:10:27,293 --> 00:10:29,593
memorable kiss of his young life...
262
00:10:29,671 --> 00:10:32,131
the kiss to end all kisses.
263
00:10:32,215 --> 00:10:33,965
Whew. (CLEARS THROAT)
264
00:10:35,552 --> 00:10:37,602
(SCREAMS) This is taking too long!
265
00:10:37,679 --> 00:10:39,639
Oh Oscar!
266
00:10:39,722 --> 00:10:43,272
I did everything I could
to find you the love you deserve.
267
00:10:43,351 --> 00:10:44,941
I set up all those dates,
268
00:10:45,019 --> 00:10:46,479
I lit all those candles,
269
00:10:46,563 --> 00:10:49,403
but all you needed was a true love!
270
00:10:49,482 --> 00:10:51,822
I'm sorry I couldn't give you that!
271
00:10:55,029 --> 00:10:57,029
Mwah!
272
00:10:58,950 --> 00:11:01,120
(WAILS)
273
00:11:01,202 --> 00:11:02,662
Where is my love?
274
00:11:02,745 --> 00:11:04,245
Oscar, you're awake!
275
00:11:04,372 --> 00:11:05,872
Oh, I love you, bro!
276
00:11:05,957 --> 00:11:07,287
Are you mad at me?
277
00:11:07,375 --> 00:11:08,375
No.
278
00:11:08,459 --> 00:11:10,669
I heard everything.
You just wanted me to be happy.
279
00:11:10,753 --> 00:11:12,463
A couple times, I almost was.
280
00:11:12,547 --> 00:11:14,507
I guess I was just blinded by love.
281
00:11:14,757 --> 00:11:17,797
Still, I wish I could've gone
on just one real date.
282
00:11:17,886 --> 00:11:19,636
(SWEDISH ACCENT)
Hey, you sweet boys,
283
00:11:19,888 --> 00:11:22,098
you boys are sweet as honey granola.
284
00:11:22,849 --> 00:11:24,269
Ohh!
285
00:11:24,350 --> 00:11:26,810
The real Grunion Granola girl!
286
00:11:27,520 --> 00:11:29,940
You-a wanna go on a double date-a?
287
00:11:30,148 --> 00:11:31,188
BOTH: Sisters?
288
00:11:31,274 --> 00:11:34,074
MILO: It looks like you're gonna get
that real date after all.
289
00:11:34,152 --> 00:11:35,492
OSCAR AND MILO: Hot dog!
290
00:11:36,738 --> 00:11:38,618
(THEME MUSIC PLAYING)
291
00:11:51,669 --> 00:11:54,839
And that is why you never kiss a cactus,
292
00:11:55,089 --> 00:11:57,299
no matter how much it flirts with you.
293
00:11:57,467 --> 00:12:00,047
-T.M.I.
-Dr. Frog, Dr. Frog!
294
00:12:00,136 --> 00:12:02,716
How about an azalea?
Is it okay to kiss an azalea?
295
00:12:02,805 --> 00:12:05,135
DR. FROG: Well, that's
a very good question.
296
00:12:05,225 --> 00:12:07,185
(FADES) While azaleas are very pretty,
297
00:12:07,268 --> 00:12:08,938
-they can be quite dangerous....
-Ow!
298
00:12:09,103 --> 00:12:11,773
Psst, Oscar.
Did you see what Clamantha is wearing?
299
00:12:11,856 --> 00:12:14,146
I'm getting this feeling
it might be her birthday.
300
00:12:14,234 --> 00:12:16,694
(HONKS) Bubbla bubbla, hooray!
301
00:12:17,070 --> 00:12:18,700
Why would you think that?
302
00:12:18,780 --> 00:12:20,700
Be serious. Did you get her anything?
303
00:12:20,782 --> 00:12:22,242
-No.
-Me neither.
304
00:12:22,408 --> 00:12:25,248
Milo, did you get Clamantha
anything for her birthday?
305
00:12:25,328 --> 00:12:28,828
-Yes.
-Ah good, at least one of us remembered.
306
00:12:28,915 --> 00:12:30,705
I mean, no.
307
00:12:30,792 --> 00:12:32,422
I had no idea it was her birthday.
308
00:12:32,502 --> 00:12:33,542
Then why'd you say yes?
309
00:12:33,670 --> 00:12:36,210
I just like to see you smile. Boopers.
310
00:12:36,297 --> 00:12:38,837
Did anyone remember Clamantha's birthday?
311
00:12:38,925 --> 00:12:41,335
Aging is something
I try not to think about, Bea.
312
00:12:41,427 --> 00:12:43,507
(GASPS) It's Clamantha's birthday?
313
00:12:43,596 --> 00:12:45,056
And we all forgot?
314
00:12:45,348 --> 00:12:46,768
Here we go.
315
00:12:46,849 --> 00:12:50,649
Forgetting a friend's birthday is like
putting dirt in someone's ice cream.
316
00:12:50,728 --> 00:12:52,688
It's like kicking a pony in the chin.
317
00:12:52,772 --> 00:12:56,572
It's like having your mom
laugh at you on picture day.
318
00:12:56,776 --> 00:12:58,106
It's like...
319
00:12:58,194 --> 00:12:59,154
Put a cork in it.
320
00:12:59,362 --> 00:13:00,992
(HONKS LOUDLY)
321
00:13:01,072 --> 00:13:03,832
What we gotta do
is throw her a big surprise party
322
00:13:03,908 --> 00:13:06,158
to make it seem like
we pretended to forget.
323
00:13:06,244 --> 00:13:08,624
That way she'll never know
we're thoughtless friends.
324
00:13:08,705 --> 00:13:09,575
Whosa-wasa-wasa?
325
00:13:10,373 --> 00:13:12,463
Party-planning committee unite!
326
00:13:12,542 --> 00:13:14,962
Okay, gang.
We got a lot of work to do.
327
00:13:15,128 --> 00:13:17,088
Hee, hee. I'll do the catering.
328
00:13:17,255 --> 00:13:18,755
I'll eat the catering.
329
00:13:18,881 --> 00:13:20,341
I'll do the decorations.
330
00:13:20,508 --> 00:13:21,798
(GRUNTS)
331
00:13:21,926 --> 00:13:23,506
Oh, my gosh, Koi.
332
00:13:23,594 --> 00:13:25,564
It's not that kind of party.
333
00:13:25,638 --> 00:13:28,218
(GIGGLES)
334
00:13:28,308 --> 00:13:31,188
We're gonna need someone
to distract Clamantha for the afternoon
335
00:13:31,269 --> 00:13:32,599
while we pull it together.
336
00:13:32,687 --> 00:13:34,267
Now, who could it be?
337
00:13:36,733 --> 00:13:38,033
Milo will do it.
338
00:13:38,192 --> 00:13:39,362
I love a challenge!
339
00:13:39,444 --> 00:13:41,534
What are you guys talking about?
This sounds fun.
340
00:13:45,533 --> 00:13:46,663
Not alive.
341
00:13:46,743 --> 00:13:47,913
Not alive.
342
00:13:47,994 --> 00:13:49,374
Not alive.
343
00:13:49,620 --> 00:13:50,960
Alive!
344
00:13:51,039 --> 00:13:52,169
Hey, Clamantha,
345
00:13:52,248 --> 00:13:55,958
you know, I've been wondering
why we never hang out.
346
00:13:56,044 --> 00:13:57,254
Probably because you're so busy
347
00:13:57,337 --> 00:13:59,257
prying my deep-grooved lips
off your friend.
348
00:13:59,339 --> 00:14:02,339
Well, I'm supposed to keep you
from going home for like an hour,
349
00:14:02,425 --> 00:14:05,215
so what do you say we go to the Hokey Poke
and get a malted?
350
00:14:05,345 --> 00:14:06,885
-You paying?
-Heck no!
351
00:14:06,971 --> 00:14:08,101
Well, let's do it!
352
00:14:10,433 --> 00:14:12,443
Okay, we'll get to Clamantha's house,
353
00:14:12,602 --> 00:14:14,692
we'll tell her parents
that her best friends
354
00:14:14,771 --> 00:14:17,361
want to throw her a party
and that we wanted to all along
355
00:14:17,440 --> 00:14:18,900
-and then...
-Okay. Chill, Bea.
356
00:14:19,025 --> 00:14:21,025
-Why kind of friends are we to Clamantha?
-Bea.
357
00:14:21,152 --> 00:14:23,952
-We all forgot her birthday!
-Bea, chill.
358
00:14:24,072 --> 00:14:25,822
Chill, Bea. Bea, chill. Chill.
359
00:14:25,907 --> 00:14:27,277
Bea, chill. We're here.
360
00:14:31,412 --> 00:14:34,172
-(DOORBELL DINGS)
-Hell-oo.
361
00:14:34,248 --> 00:14:35,878
Hi, Clamother.
362
00:14:35,958 --> 00:14:38,838
We're all here to celebrate
the big day with you.
363
00:14:39,045 --> 00:14:41,545
Is it Snagglefors day already?
364
00:14:41,714 --> 00:14:44,344
-Say what?
-I mean, Wednesday.
365
00:14:44,509 --> 00:14:46,469
(CHUCKLES) No.
366
00:14:46,552 --> 00:14:48,512
It's Clamantha's birthday!
367
00:14:48,930 --> 00:14:51,310
Today's Clamantha's birthday?
368
00:14:51,432 --> 00:14:53,352
Derpa derp, derp, derp, derp.
369
00:14:53,434 --> 00:14:56,354
(YELLING)
Oh, my gosh, will you put your shell on?
370
00:14:56,562 --> 00:15:00,192
(YELLING) This is my house!
371
00:15:00,274 --> 00:15:01,654
We have guests!
372
00:15:01,734 --> 00:15:03,864
Well, let them wear shells.
373
00:15:04,070 --> 00:15:05,780
Uh, ahem, Clamantha's birthday?
374
00:15:05,863 --> 00:15:09,413
Oh, my gosh.
We forgot Clamantha's birthday!
375
00:15:09,909 --> 00:15:11,699
(SCREAMS)
376
00:15:21,838 --> 00:15:24,338
(SLURPS)
377
00:15:28,261 --> 00:15:29,851
(POLKA MUSIC PLAYING)
378
00:15:29,929 --> 00:15:32,469
There, perfect. A birthday polka party.
379
00:15:32,557 --> 00:15:33,887
Whee!
380
00:15:33,975 --> 00:15:35,345
(BLOWS DISCORDANT NOTE)
381
00:15:36,894 --> 00:15:39,444
This is gonna be the best
surprise party ever.
382
00:15:39,522 --> 00:15:41,232
CLAMANTHA’S DAD: I can't find my shell!
383
00:15:41,315 --> 00:15:43,895
Why didn't we ever get stairs installed?
384
00:15:43,985 --> 00:15:46,395
Use the window like everybody else!
385
00:15:46,487 --> 00:15:48,607
(GLASS SHATTERS)
386
00:15:49,449 --> 00:15:51,489
My shell was in the azaleas.
387
00:15:51,576 --> 00:15:53,236
Uh, just so you know,
388
00:15:53,494 --> 00:15:55,914
Clamantha's allergic to polka.
389
00:15:55,997 --> 00:15:58,577
Why didn't you say that
before we made all these decorations?
390
00:15:58,666 --> 00:15:59,786
Because.
391
00:16:00,668 --> 00:16:02,878
Okay, people, change of plans.
392
00:16:03,004 --> 00:16:07,054
It is nice to have Clamantha's boyfriend
here through these tough times.
393
00:16:07,133 --> 00:16:08,763
Oh, jeez, here we go.
394
00:16:08,843 --> 00:16:11,683
You look just like
the carvings she did of you.
395
00:16:11,762 --> 00:16:12,932
(WAILS)
396
00:16:13,014 --> 00:16:15,314
(HORROR MUSIC PLAYING)
397
00:16:17,268 --> 00:16:18,558
She has a knife.
398
00:16:20,271 --> 00:16:22,571
CLAMANTHA’S DAD: As our soon-to-be
next of kin,
399
00:16:22,648 --> 00:16:24,108
you need to take this map
400
00:16:24,192 --> 00:16:27,202
and round up our entire family
for the party.
401
00:16:27,278 --> 00:16:29,068
They can't answer phones!
402
00:16:29,155 --> 00:16:30,735
We don't have arms!
403
00:16:35,119 --> 00:16:37,619
(SLURPS)
404
00:16:43,002 --> 00:16:46,172
This is gonna be the best
surprise party ever.
405
00:16:47,423 --> 00:16:48,933
-(CRASHES)
-By the way,
406
00:16:49,008 --> 00:16:50,588
Clamantha's allergic to the circus.
407
00:16:50,676 --> 00:16:54,006
(GROANS) You have got
to communicate earlier.
408
00:16:54,096 --> 00:16:55,636
Shellsea, what are we gonna do?
409
00:16:57,058 --> 00:17:00,768
Bea, just slap Oscar's face on everything.
410
00:17:00,937 --> 00:17:02,267
She'll love it.
411
00:17:03,314 --> 00:17:05,654
Genius, genius, genius, Shellsea!
412
00:17:05,733 --> 00:17:07,113
If we do it Oscar-themed,
413
00:17:07,193 --> 00:17:09,323
then Clamantha will know
we're the type of friends
414
00:17:09,403 --> 00:17:11,283
who thought of every detail for her!
415
00:17:11,989 --> 00:17:14,079
Well, here's the first place.
416
00:17:14,158 --> 00:17:16,908
-(DOORBELL DINGS)
-Oh, boy.
417
00:17:17,870 --> 00:17:18,960
Who is it?
418
00:17:20,081 --> 00:17:21,921
-(GASPS)
-I'm a Geoduck,
419
00:17:21,999 --> 00:17:24,039
largest of the edible clams.
420
00:17:24,126 --> 00:17:25,996
-You're huge!
-And edible.
421
00:17:27,838 --> 00:17:29,218
(OSCAR SHRIEKS)
422
00:17:32,385 --> 00:17:33,795
(WHISTLES SHARPLY)
423
00:17:45,314 --> 00:17:47,284
-(GASPS)
-(HORROR MUSIC PLAYING)
424
00:17:47,358 --> 00:17:49,278
(BOTH CHEER, LAUGH)
425
00:17:51,070 --> 00:17:52,740
(GASPS)
426
00:17:55,199 --> 00:17:57,239
(SHRIEKS) Oh, who cares?
427
00:17:57,326 --> 00:17:59,996
Nothing is as scary
as what I just had to go through.
428
00:18:01,080 --> 00:18:02,830
ALL THREE: Hee hee hee.
429
00:18:02,915 --> 00:18:05,245
-Oscar, Oscar!
-CLAMANTHA’S MOM: Uncle Charlie.
430
00:18:05,334 --> 00:18:07,634
-(SHRIEKS)
-Auntie Babs.
431
00:18:07,712 --> 00:18:09,052
I'm a Geoduck,
432
00:18:09,130 --> 00:18:10,880
largest of the edible clams.
433
00:18:10,965 --> 00:18:12,715
CLAMANTHA’S MOM: Cousin Geo!
434
00:18:12,800 --> 00:18:15,680
Clamburgers, check. Chips, check.
435
00:18:15,761 --> 00:18:18,391
Oscar outfits, (SINGSONG VOICE) check.
436
00:18:20,474 --> 00:18:23,394
You know, Bea, this is the first time
I've ever found you unattractive.
437
00:18:23,477 --> 00:18:26,017
-What?
-Nothing.
438
00:18:26,105 --> 00:18:27,855
Cousin Geo!
439
00:18:28,065 --> 00:18:30,185
Tell me, how's your mother doing?
440
00:18:30,276 --> 00:18:31,436
She's good.
441
00:18:31,527 --> 00:18:33,527
She sent over her famous cranberry log.
442
00:18:34,655 --> 00:18:36,195
Great Ramses!
443
00:18:36,282 --> 00:18:39,082
How dare he do that in my house?!
444
00:18:39,160 --> 00:18:40,620
-Intolerable!
-Stop!
445
00:18:42,455 --> 00:18:44,665
Free pie for the birthday girl!
446
00:18:44,749 --> 00:18:46,169
Pay Bassy on your way out.
447
00:18:46,626 --> 00:18:48,496
Why did he say it's my birthday?
448
00:18:48,586 --> 00:18:49,876
'Cause it's your birthday.
449
00:18:49,962 --> 00:18:51,342
Where did you get that stupid idea?
450
00:18:51,422 --> 00:18:52,762
MILO: What are you talkin' about?
451
00:18:52,965 --> 00:18:54,505
You got the fancy birthday hat,
452
00:18:54,592 --> 00:18:57,722
the pretty birthday sash
that says "birthday girl."
453
00:18:57,803 --> 00:18:59,223
I'd say it's your birthday.
454
00:19:00,598 --> 00:19:02,018
Oh my gosh!
455
00:19:02,183 --> 00:19:04,023
I thought I was dressed as a baker!
456
00:19:04,101 --> 00:19:05,851
I'm really into baking right now
457
00:19:05,936 --> 00:19:08,516
and I wanted everyone
to think I was a baker.
458
00:19:08,606 --> 00:19:11,276
You know, dress the part,
dreams come true.
459
00:19:11,400 --> 00:19:14,780
But instead I dressed
like an idiot birthday clam?!
460
00:19:14,904 --> 00:19:16,664
Ahh! Oh gosh!
461
00:19:16,781 --> 00:19:18,621
If people thought it was my birthday,
462
00:19:18,699 --> 00:19:22,239
I'd be so embarrassed
and I'd just wanna die!
463
00:19:22,703 --> 00:19:25,123
Oh please, Milo, tell me
464
00:19:25,206 --> 00:19:27,376
does anyone else think it's my birthday?
465
00:19:27,541 --> 00:19:29,211
Of course not, baby.
466
00:19:29,293 --> 00:19:30,673
Phew, that's a relief.
467
00:19:30,795 --> 00:19:33,795
I'm gonna go celebrate
by baking a muffin at my home.
468
00:19:34,006 --> 00:19:35,256
Home?
469
00:19:35,466 --> 00:19:37,756
(ALL CLAMORING)
470
00:19:37,843 --> 00:19:39,223
CLAMANTHA’S MOTHER: Cake, check!
471
00:19:39,303 --> 00:19:40,813
It's perfect!
472
00:19:40,888 --> 00:19:42,888
-(CELL PHONE RINGS)
-MILO: Bea!
473
00:19:42,973 --> 00:19:44,063
Stop the party.
474
00:19:44,141 --> 00:19:46,061
It's not Clamantha's birthday!
475
00:19:46,143 --> 00:19:47,563
But she was wearing a birthday suit.
476
00:19:47,645 --> 00:19:50,105
She thought she was a baker!
No time to explain.
477
00:19:50,189 --> 00:19:51,269
She'll be super embarrassed
478
00:19:51,357 --> 00:19:53,647
if she gets home and sees you
throwing her a birthday party!
479
00:19:54,151 --> 00:19:55,901
Oh, by the way, she's almost home.
480
00:19:55,986 --> 00:19:57,986
Hide it, Bea! Hide it all!
481
00:19:58,072 --> 00:20:00,122
-Oh my gosh.
-Oh my gosh.
482
00:20:00,241 --> 00:20:02,911
Emergency girl talk! I messed up!
483
00:20:02,993 --> 00:20:04,623
It's not really Clamantha's birthday!
484
00:20:04,704 --> 00:20:06,254
(GRUNTS)
485
00:20:06,330 --> 00:20:09,290
Everybody! Everybody, leave...
(YELLS) ...now!
486
00:20:09,375 --> 00:20:10,575
I'm not leaving.
487
00:20:10,668 --> 00:20:12,378
It took me six months to get here.
488
00:20:12,670 --> 00:20:14,920
-No, it didn't.
-Yuh-huh, in clam months.
489
00:20:15,005 --> 00:20:17,425
Don't you speak
to my son-in-law like that!
490
00:20:17,508 --> 00:20:20,798
Ugh. Those two have been
at each other's fins all day.
491
00:20:21,095 --> 00:20:24,595
(GASPS) Idea.
I know how to make them all leave.
492
00:20:26,642 --> 00:20:28,522
Hey, who's the wise guy?
493
00:20:28,602 --> 00:20:30,312
Nice throw, Geo!
494
00:20:30,438 --> 00:20:31,858
How dare you?
495
00:20:31,939 --> 00:20:33,939
This is my house!
496
00:20:35,317 --> 00:20:37,237
Ooh, I didn't do anything!
497
00:20:37,319 --> 00:20:39,819
I've been nothing
but a perfect houseguest.
498
00:20:40,740 --> 00:20:41,990
Ow!
499
00:20:42,116 --> 00:20:44,866
Nobody spits pearls at my husband but me!
500
00:20:45,369 --> 00:20:46,409
Pearl fight!
501
00:20:47,830 --> 00:20:50,880
(ALL CLAMORING)
502
00:21:02,386 --> 00:21:04,716
(SHRIEKS) This family's crazy!
503
00:21:07,349 --> 00:21:09,729
Shell damage! (YELLS) Everybody out!
504
00:21:09,852 --> 00:21:11,312
This is my house!
505
00:21:11,395 --> 00:21:13,265
Get back in your shell!
506
00:21:16,400 --> 00:21:18,490
And stay out!
507
00:21:18,569 --> 00:21:21,279
But we look forward to seeing you
for the holidays.
508
00:21:21,655 --> 00:21:25,025
And Geoduck,
bring that tasty cranberry log.
509
00:21:25,117 --> 00:21:27,287
I love that log!
510
00:21:30,539 --> 00:21:32,119
(SIGHS) We did it.
511
00:21:32,208 --> 00:21:33,628
Yeah, we did it!
512
00:21:33,834 --> 00:21:34,924
What'd we do?
513
00:21:35,002 --> 00:21:36,462
Oh my gosh, Clamantha.
514
00:21:36,545 --> 00:21:39,045
-Uh...
-What are you doing in my house?
515
00:21:39,131 --> 00:21:41,761
-Uh...
-Is that a birthday cake?
516
00:21:43,552 --> 00:21:46,602
Oh my gosh, my worst fear came true!
517
00:21:46,680 --> 00:21:49,430
Everyone thinks
I'm an idiot birthday clam!
518
00:21:49,558 --> 00:21:52,768
-(WAILING)
-Clamantha, no, don't cry.
519
00:21:52,895 --> 00:21:54,605
It's not a birthday cake.
520
00:21:54,897 --> 00:21:56,437
It's... it's not?
521
00:21:56,524 --> 00:21:59,364
Nah, baby.
See, we knew you liked baking so much,
522
00:21:59,443 --> 00:22:01,453
-we baked you a...
-(WHIMPERS)
523
00:22:01,529 --> 00:22:03,819
Is it s... s... safe to come out?
524
00:22:03,906 --> 00:22:06,736
An Oscar cake! You baked me an Oscar cake!
525
00:22:07,117 --> 00:22:09,537
You guys are the best. Thanks, friends.
526
00:22:09,620 --> 00:22:12,080
Mmm. C'mere, you big hunk o' manfish!
527
00:22:12,623 --> 00:22:14,383
(BOTH SCREAM)
528
00:22:17,837 --> 00:22:20,917
Hey Mouse, you'll never guess
what's in my pack thingy.
529
00:22:21,006 --> 00:22:22,166
I sure won't.
530
00:22:22,466 --> 00:22:23,756
(DOOR OPENS, CLOSES)
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