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These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:22,981 --> 00:00:26,360 [man] We have a conspiracy on our hands here in Salem. 2 00:00:26,860 --> 00:00:29,821 Salem was once a jewel of the western coast, 3 00:00:30,239 --> 00:00:32,533 shining example of America. 4 00:00:33,867 --> 00:00:35,035 We were a community of people 5 00:00:35,118 --> 00:00:36,787 who taught our children good morals 6 00:00:36,870 --> 00:00:38,121 and leadership values. 7 00:00:39,748 --> 00:00:41,083 But someone in Salem 8 00:00:41,166 --> 00:00:44,294 has decided to live by his own rules, 9 00:00:44,753 --> 00:00:47,256 rules written by Satan himself. 10 00:00:50,342 --> 00:00:52,970 Our mayor has found time to sex up interns, 11 00:00:53,387 --> 00:00:57,224 but for three years, no one has fixed the pothole 12 00:00:57,307 --> 00:01:01,270 in front of my house on 63 Nancy Street. 13 00:01:01,770 --> 00:01:04,982 But this is obviously only a symptom of the real problem. 14 00:01:05,482 --> 00:01:09,653 The real problem is immortality itself. 15 00:01:15,867 --> 00:01:18,203 - Immortality? - Sir, do you mean immorality? 16 00:01:18,912 --> 00:01:20,706 I'd like to request a time extension 17 00:01:20,789 --> 00:01:23,041 due to being interrupted by Miss Martino here. 18 00:01:23,125 --> 00:01:25,002 Denied, and that's not my last name. 19 00:01:25,460 --> 00:01:27,212 What exactly is your complaint, sir? 20 00:01:28,130 --> 00:01:31,174 With our mayor having used his office as Gomorrah 21 00:01:31,508 --> 00:01:33,135 and with parents still reeling 22 00:01:33,218 --> 00:01:36,096 from the filthy, nude forest dancing 23 00:01:36,179 --> 00:01:38,056 in last year's production of The Crucible, 24 00:01:38,140 --> 00:01:41,310 I'm disgusted to learn that this school plans 25 00:01:41,393 --> 00:01:45,272 to perform Once Upon a Mattress this year. 26 00:01:45,355 --> 00:01:47,566 Now, not only does that sound like a porno, 27 00:01:47,649 --> 00:01:49,776 upon further investigation, 28 00:01:49,860 --> 00:01:52,362 this mattress show also glorifies an unwed mother. 29 00:01:52,446 --> 00:01:53,655 - So... - [Marie chuckles] 30 00:01:53,739 --> 00:01:57,701 No, go ahead and laugh, 'cause that's very funny. 31 00:01:58,243 --> 00:02:00,621 Unsafe sex is very funny, right? 32 00:02:00,704 --> 00:02:02,164 Shame on you, Ms. Martino. 33 00:02:02,247 --> 00:02:04,142 - Sir, stick to your topic. - No one here is named Martino. 34 00:02:04,166 --> 00:02:07,044 I'll stick to my right to free speech. How 'bout that? 35 00:02:07,127 --> 00:02:08,462 Or did you already menstruate 36 00:02:08,545 --> 00:02:09,814 on that part of the Constitution? 37 00:02:09,838 --> 00:02:11,923 I think you mean the Bill of Rights. 38 00:02:12,007 --> 00:02:13,050 Sir, watch it. 39 00:02:13,133 --> 00:02:15,302 We have our little league team in the audience. 40 00:02:15,385 --> 00:02:17,512 Good! This is for them! They need to hear it... 41 00:02:17,596 --> 00:02:19,782 Okay, that's it. Bobby, do me a favor. Get him out of here. 42 00:02:19,806 --> 00:02:21,433 Brothers, stay the F away from me! 43 00:02:21,516 --> 00:02:22,559 Watch your language. 44 00:02:22,643 --> 00:02:23,644 Don't provoke him, Joan. 45 00:02:23,727 --> 00:02:24,928 You threatening me, new woman? 46 00:02:24,978 --> 00:02:26,647 Yes, I'm threatening you. 47 00:02:26,730 --> 00:02:28,357 What are you gonna do about it? 48 00:02:31,485 --> 00:02:33,904 This is what I'm gonna do about it. 49 00:02:33,987 --> 00:02:36,365 I'm gonna use my free speech 50 00:02:36,448 --> 00:02:37,949 to make sure the kids of this town 51 00:02:38,033 --> 00:02:40,243 don't end up degenerated like the mayor. 52 00:02:40,327 --> 00:02:43,372 You people talk and talk and do nothing! 53 00:02:43,455 --> 00:02:45,540 I speak for the parents of this town 54 00:02:45,624 --> 00:02:50,045 when I say stamp out the sin and the porn plays, 55 00:02:50,128 --> 00:02:52,589 or you're gonna turn to salt, 56 00:02:52,672 --> 00:02:55,217 and this town's gonna end up being just another... 57 00:02:55,300 --> 00:02:59,054 - [Bobby] Let's go. - Devil-worshiping, homosexual, 58 00:02:59,137 --> 00:03:03,767 pill-popping paradise for all of America! 59 00:03:03,850 --> 00:03:04,850 [Bobby] Come on. 60 00:03:10,273 --> 00:03:11,483 [message sent tone playing] 61 00:03:12,401 --> 00:03:13,693 [message received tone playing] 62 00:03:15,445 --> 00:03:19,658 [message sent tone playing continuously] 63 00:03:50,689 --> 00:03:52,409 [principal Bellingham] Despite the outburst, 64 00:03:52,482 --> 00:03:54,401 it looks like we already have 65 00:03:54,818 --> 00:03:56,778 pre-approval from the department, 66 00:03:56,862 --> 00:04:00,157 so with that decision, we'll conclude tonight's meeting. 67 00:04:01,116 --> 00:04:02,409 Thank you all for coming, and... 68 00:04:02,492 --> 00:04:04,661 Hey. Your mom's new to the school board, right? 69 00:04:04,745 --> 00:04:06,246 So's mine. I'm Diwata. 70 00:04:06,580 --> 00:04:08,165 - Di-what-a? - Diwata. 71 00:04:08,874 --> 00:04:09,708 Uh... 72 00:04:09,875 --> 00:04:10,751 Howie. 73 00:04:10,834 --> 00:04:12,586 Children of the board unite, right, Howie? 74 00:04:15,005 --> 00:04:17,758 My private blog. It's getting a lot of hits lately. 75 00:04:17,841 --> 00:04:18,967 You should check it out. 76 00:04:29,936 --> 00:04:31,414 [parent] I don't recognize your authority. 77 00:04:31,438 --> 00:04:32,981 I don't recognize it. 78 00:04:33,106 --> 00:04:34,625 - [indistinct chatter] - [door slams open] 79 00:04:34,649 --> 00:04:35,859 you afraid of, brother? 80 00:04:35,942 --> 00:04:38,028 You afraid of shining a light on some truth? 81 00:04:38,111 --> 00:04:39,422 [phone sliding on floor] [message received tone playing] 82 00:04:39,446 --> 00:04:40,864 [parent] Don't take my arm so tight. 83 00:04:41,198 --> 00:04:42,365 It's not necessary. 84 00:04:42,699 --> 00:04:43,699 Come on. 85 00:04:56,963 --> 00:04:58,757 [indistinct chattering] 86 00:04:59,591 --> 00:05:01,426 [Diwata] You caved to a crazy man? 87 00:05:01,510 --> 00:05:03,762 [Marie] I didn't cave. I was outvoted, sweetie. 88 00:05:03,845 --> 00:05:04,947 [Diwata] Once Upon a Mattress 89 00:05:04,971 --> 00:05:07,599 is the musical version of Princess and the Pea. 90 00:05:08,225 --> 00:05:10,519 Censoring it is like putting pants on Elmo 91 00:05:10,602 --> 00:05:12,687 so no one sees the nothing between his legs. 92 00:05:12,771 --> 00:05:14,189 Elmo doesn't wear pants? 93 00:05:14,856 --> 00:05:15,774 I'm kidding. 94 00:05:15,857 --> 00:05:16,858 Oh, God. 95 00:05:30,330 --> 00:05:32,958 [message received tone playing continuously] 96 00:05:45,679 --> 00:05:47,597 [message sent tone playing continuously] 97 00:05:50,475 --> 00:05:51,555 [message sent tone playing] 98 00:05:54,980 --> 00:05:56,220 [message received tone playing] 99 00:06:38,189 --> 00:06:39,899 [Joan] Yeah, I'm threatening you. 100 00:06:39,983 --> 00:06:41,568 What are you gonna do about it? 101 00:06:43,445 --> 00:06:45,905 [man] This is what I'm gonna do about it. 102 00:06:45,989 --> 00:06:46,990 I'm gonna use my free... 103 00:06:47,073 --> 00:06:48,325 [Susan] Solomon! 104 00:06:48,533 --> 00:06:50,619 Shut that off, and do your homework! 105 00:06:50,702 --> 00:06:52,370 Degenerated like the mayor. 106 00:06:52,454 --> 00:06:54,914 You people talk and talk and do nothing! 107 00:06:55,248 --> 00:06:56,708 [James] Come on. Leave him alone. 108 00:06:56,791 --> 00:06:58,585 I voted for the changes. Isn't that enough? 109 00:06:58,668 --> 00:07:01,171 That guy and his argument were both crazy. 110 00:07:01,254 --> 00:07:02,982 [Susan] I thought you were against sex before marriage. 111 00:07:03,006 --> 00:07:04,007 [James] No, I... I am, 112 00:07:04,090 --> 00:07:06,551 but I'm also against not having sex after marriage. 113 00:07:06,635 --> 00:07:07,636 [Susan] Give me a break. 114 00:07:08,053 --> 00:07:10,805 [piano music playing] 115 00:07:12,349 --> 00:07:15,977 ♪ Sitting at My Casio keyboard ♪ 116 00:07:16,311 --> 00:07:19,981 ♪ Thank God it's built To prerecord ♪ 117 00:07:20,315 --> 00:07:26,237 ♪ Otherwise, I couldn't play And sing at the same time ♪ 118 00:07:26,321 --> 00:07:28,198 ♪ I-I-I'm... ♪ 119 00:07:28,281 --> 00:07:29,491 [electronic music playing] 120 00:07:29,574 --> 00:07:30,575 Son of a bitch. 121 00:07:37,415 --> 00:07:39,918 I want to thank all of my fans who posted comments 122 00:07:40,001 --> 00:07:42,796 on the new video of my current acting reel 123 00:07:42,879 --> 00:07:44,673 and have been sending me good-luck vibes 124 00:07:44,756 --> 00:07:46,424 for the big audition tomorrow. 125 00:07:47,217 --> 00:07:50,679 Sadly, under pressure from local psychos, 126 00:07:51,012 --> 00:07:52,555 my drama teacher, 127 00:07:52,639 --> 00:07:55,392 a man I'll call gay guy with a neck beard, 128 00:07:55,475 --> 00:07:56,351 in order to protect 129 00:07:56,434 --> 00:07:59,562 Mr. Walter M. Healy's anonymity, 130 00:07:59,646 --> 00:08:03,775 has caved and agreed to "purify" the plot 131 00:08:03,858 --> 00:08:05,610 of Once Upon a Mattress. 132 00:08:06,111 --> 00:08:08,071 As a result of this lunacy, 133 00:08:08,154 --> 00:08:10,198 the character of Lady Larken 134 00:08:10,281 --> 00:08:13,493 will no longer be pregnant out of wedlock. 135 00:08:14,077 --> 00:08:16,329 We have a state-mandated 136 00:08:16,413 --> 00:08:18,415 teen-mothers program at our school, 137 00:08:18,498 --> 00:08:21,376 but the board thinks an unwed storybook mom 138 00:08:21,459 --> 00:08:22,961 is too scandalous? 139 00:08:26,423 --> 00:08:30,301 Lady Larken and I aren't both perfectly pretty, 140 00:08:30,552 --> 00:08:34,597 and I don't have her perfect soprano voice. 141 00:08:35,432 --> 00:08:38,184 [sighs] But the truth is... 142 00:08:38,727 --> 00:08:41,187 the Lady and I have a lot more in common 143 00:08:41,271 --> 00:08:42,564 than you'd ever guess. 144 00:08:45,150 --> 00:08:46,693 So, Mr. Healy... 145 00:08:48,403 --> 00:08:51,489 this hot flow is for you. 146 00:08:52,073 --> 00:08:55,869 ♪ Mr. Healy You're a crap sandwich ♪ 147 00:08:55,952 --> 00:08:59,497 ♪ I'm pure and You're a crap sandwich ♪ 148 00:09:00,040 --> 00:09:01,708 ♪ Get some bread Your balding head ♪ 149 00:09:01,791 --> 00:09:02,667 ♪ And some more bread ♪ 150 00:09:02,751 --> 00:09:05,754 ♪ You have your head Between bread ♪ 151 00:09:06,087 --> 00:09:08,631 ♪ Crap sandwich, yeah ♪ 152 00:09:14,345 --> 00:09:15,425 [upload video tone playing] 153 00:09:16,723 --> 00:09:17,924 [upload complete tone playing] 154 00:09:30,695 --> 00:09:34,324 ♪ Sitting at My Casio keyboard... ♪ 155 00:09:35,241 --> 00:09:36,321 [notification tone playing] 156 00:09:38,620 --> 00:09:41,372 ♪ Otherwise I couldn't play ♪ 157 00:09:41,456 --> 00:09:44,250 ♪ And sing at the same time ♪ 158 00:09:44,584 --> 00:09:46,836 ♪ I-I-I'm... ♪ 159 00:09:47,378 --> 00:09:48,713 ["Tonight" playing] 160 00:09:48,797 --> 00:09:52,217 ♪ Nobody wants to be alone ♪ 161 00:09:53,468 --> 00:09:54,969 ♪ But tonight ♪ 162 00:09:55,136 --> 00:09:58,306 ♪ We're all believers ♪ 163 00:09:58,389 --> 00:10:01,101 ♪ And I feel all right The song in my heart... ♪ 164 00:10:01,184 --> 00:10:02,184 [Joan] Howie! 165 00:10:03,311 --> 00:10:04,354 Mom. 166 00:10:04,646 --> 00:10:06,022 I'm getting ready to go out. 167 00:10:06,106 --> 00:10:08,274 [Joan] Out? Out with who? 168 00:10:08,650 --> 00:10:10,235 Uh... a friend. 169 00:10:10,318 --> 00:10:11,694 I can have friends here, right? 170 00:10:11,778 --> 00:10:13,547 [Joan] Are you gonna bring him back to the house? 171 00:10:13,571 --> 00:10:14,739 - No. - [Joan] All right. 172 00:10:15,073 --> 00:10:17,534 Have fun, bug. I love you. 173 00:10:18,159 --> 00:10:22,580 ♪ Nobody wants to be alone ♪ 174 00:10:27,544 --> 00:10:30,755 [James and Susan arguing] 175 00:10:47,230 --> 00:10:49,023 I can't run this story, Solomon. 176 00:10:49,107 --> 00:10:50,692 It's against every rule here, 177 00:10:50,775 --> 00:10:52,610 and your dad is on the board. 178 00:10:52,694 --> 00:10:55,155 My stepdad, and that doesn't mean I agree. 179 00:10:55,238 --> 00:10:57,657 -I'm my own person. -Okay, school officials are off limits. 180 00:10:58,533 --> 00:10:59,659 Oh, but what... 181 00:10:59,742 --> 00:11:00,577 Okay, fine. 182 00:11:00,660 --> 00:11:02,301 - I'll write about the mayor. - The mayor. 183 00:11:02,328 --> 00:11:03,430 - The mayor. - What's the topic? 184 00:11:03,454 --> 00:11:05,707 How he's been having sex with teenagers. 185 00:11:05,999 --> 00:11:07,709 Another intern's come forward. 186 00:11:07,792 --> 00:11:09,002 It's in today's paper. 187 00:11:09,085 --> 00:11:10,170 Choose another topic. 188 00:11:10,253 --> 00:11:12,130 Religion. See? 189 00:11:12,213 --> 00:11:14,924 We can't write about anything actually affecting us. 190 00:11:15,633 --> 00:11:17,260 Last week, you vetoed my story 191 00:11:17,343 --> 00:11:18,761 about the stranger danger sessions 192 00:11:18,845 --> 00:11:20,054 the school keeps holding. 193 00:11:20,138 --> 00:11:21,723 Because it's a direct criticism 194 00:11:21,806 --> 00:11:23,600 of the administration's policies. 195 00:11:24,225 --> 00:11:26,436 They hired experts to remind us 196 00:11:26,519 --> 00:11:29,522 not to let strangers touch us in our bathing suit areas. 197 00:11:29,606 --> 00:11:33,401 That's what they said, "our bathing suit areas." 198 00:11:34,235 --> 00:11:37,155 -Some kids my age are already having sex, and, I'm not... -Okay, 199 00:11:37,238 --> 00:11:39,115 you're just trying to cause a stir, 200 00:11:39,198 --> 00:11:41,326 and that's not what real journalism is. 201 00:11:55,798 --> 00:11:57,425 You taught me that real journalism 202 00:11:57,508 --> 00:11:58,789 involves writing about the truth. 203 00:11:59,135 --> 00:12:00,470 Look at my last article. 204 00:12:00,720 --> 00:12:02,055 I can't submit clips like these 205 00:12:02,138 --> 00:12:03,806 to a top-tier journalism school. 206 00:12:03,890 --> 00:12:06,392 Solomon, this isn't a debate, and you can't be in here. 207 00:12:06,476 --> 00:12:08,645 I'm sorry, but it's hypocritical... 208 00:12:09,812 --> 00:12:10,812 Hey, Ms. Nish. 209 00:12:12,106 --> 00:12:13,733 If you won't print my stories, 210 00:12:14,359 --> 00:12:15,652 then maybe I'll write a new one 211 00:12:15,985 --> 00:12:18,112 about freedom of speech in high schools. 212 00:12:18,446 --> 00:12:19,906 The Oregonian might be interested. 213 00:12:20,448 --> 00:12:21,449 [electronic beeping] 214 00:12:22,283 --> 00:12:23,701 Are you recording me? 215 00:12:24,243 --> 00:12:25,578 Just so I don't misquote you. 216 00:12:25,662 --> 00:12:26,871 Oh, my God. 217 00:12:26,955 --> 00:12:27,830 You know what? 218 00:12:27,914 --> 00:12:29,958 Then on the record, I say, 219 00:12:30,041 --> 00:12:33,252 "Why don't you ask your stepfather about our school's policies?" 220 00:12:33,336 --> 00:12:36,047 Because he's on the school board that actually makes them. 221 00:12:36,589 --> 00:12:38,883 I'm sorry, but I can't help you. 222 00:12:39,425 --> 00:12:40,677 I can help you. 223 00:12:40,885 --> 00:12:42,178 Not easy being new. 224 00:12:42,387 --> 00:12:43,638 Takes time to make friends. 225 00:12:44,514 --> 00:12:46,474 Have you thought about a sport? 226 00:12:46,975 --> 00:12:48,017 Lacrosse? 227 00:12:49,602 --> 00:12:51,854 No. I want to start... 228 00:12:53,481 --> 00:12:55,525 We don't have a Gay-Straight Alliance here, 229 00:12:55,608 --> 00:12:57,151 and when I was in Portland... 230 00:12:57,235 --> 00:12:58,528 You ever played lacrosse? 231 00:13:01,531 --> 00:13:04,951 But do you know why North Salem doesn't already have a GSA? 232 00:13:05,034 --> 00:13:06,744 If you want to start a new club, 233 00:13:06,828 --> 00:13:08,514 you have to petition through the school board. 234 00:13:08,538 --> 00:13:09,622 I can't help with that. 235 00:13:10,081 --> 00:13:12,041 ♪ For I know that I'll never ♪ 236 00:13:12,125 --> 00:13:15,503 ♪ Live happily ever after ♪ 237 00:13:15,712 --> 00:13:20,717 ♪ 'Til after I'm a bride ♪ 238 00:13:21,592 --> 00:13:22,802 Too forte at the end? 239 00:13:23,219 --> 00:13:25,513 "Forte" means loud, in musical terms. 240 00:13:25,972 --> 00:13:27,408 I'll teach you all the terms. Don't worry. 241 00:13:27,432 --> 00:13:30,351 Just wish me luck. 242 00:13:31,519 --> 00:13:32,519 Luck. 243 00:13:41,863 --> 00:13:43,031 Did you have fun last night? 244 00:13:46,492 --> 00:13:49,537 ♪ ...Happily ever after ♪ 245 00:13:49,620 --> 00:13:54,292 ♪ 'Til after I'm a bride ♪ 246 00:13:54,375 --> 00:13:57,211 ♪ Then I'll be happily happy ♪ 247 00:13:57,295 --> 00:13:59,964 ♪ Yes, happily happy... ♪ 248 00:14:04,510 --> 00:14:05,510 Hey, Arnett. 249 00:14:05,762 --> 00:14:07,221 How well did you sweep the stage? 250 00:14:07,305 --> 00:14:08,556 I'm dancing barefoot. 251 00:14:09,057 --> 00:14:10,057 It's clean. 252 00:14:12,852 --> 00:14:14,228 FYI, Mr. Healy, 253 00:14:14,312 --> 00:14:17,148 I'll be performing all songs as written. 254 00:14:17,732 --> 00:14:19,692 That means that this Lady Larken 255 00:14:19,776 --> 00:14:20,943 will still be pregnant, 256 00:14:21,110 --> 00:14:23,696 as per the author's original intent. 257 00:14:23,780 --> 00:14:27,241 Diwata, honey, I have to manage complaints from parents. 258 00:14:27,408 --> 00:14:28,785 This is a high school. 259 00:14:28,868 --> 00:14:31,996 We don't want to make it seem like we're glorifying a pregnant woman 260 00:14:32,080 --> 00:14:33,873 who isn't in a stable relationship. 261 00:14:33,956 --> 00:14:36,292 It's just a little trashy. 262 00:14:38,086 --> 00:14:39,420 Sorry, Candace. 263 00:14:41,005 --> 00:14:43,925 Marty, if I start to riff, you gotta hang with me, bud. 264 00:14:44,008 --> 00:14:45,843 Don't get thrown like last year, okay? 265 00:14:45,927 --> 00:14:48,262 No, Diwata, last year, we talked about bringing 266 00:14:48,346 --> 00:14:49,972 your own material in to my auditions. 267 00:14:50,056 --> 00:14:51,849 Chill, Mr. Healy. It's a medley. 268 00:14:51,933 --> 00:14:53,559 A med... How is that different? 269 00:15:01,901 --> 00:15:02,901 [exhales deeply] 270 00:15:02,944 --> 00:15:04,320 Oh, here we go. 271 00:15:04,404 --> 00:15:05,780 [piano music playing] 272 00:15:06,489 --> 00:15:09,492 ♪ The actress hasn't Learned the lines ♪ 273 00:15:09,575 --> 00:15:12,703 ♪ You'd like to hear ♪ 274 00:15:12,787 --> 00:15:16,332 ♪ She won't join your clubs ♪ 275 00:15:16,416 --> 00:15:20,169 ♪ She won't dance In your halls ♪ 276 00:15:20,253 --> 00:15:24,465 ♪ She won't help The hungry once a month ♪ 277 00:15:24,549 --> 00:15:26,968 ♪ At your tombolas ♪ 278 00:15:27,051 --> 00:15:33,516 ♪ She'll simply take control As you disappear ♪ 279 00:15:36,060 --> 00:15:38,688 ♪ And I am not Throwin' away my shot ♪ 280 00:15:38,771 --> 00:15:41,399 ♪ I am not Throwin' away my shot ♪ 281 00:15:41,482 --> 00:15:42,984 ♪ Yo, I'm just like my country 282 00:15:43,067 --> 00:15:44,485 ♪ I'm young, scrappy And hungry ♪ 283 00:15:44,569 --> 00:15:46,737 ♪ No, I'm not Throwin' away my shot ♪ 284 00:15:46,821 --> 00:15:49,490 ♪ We're gonna rise up Time to take a shot ♪ 285 00:15:49,574 --> 00:15:52,118 ♪ We're gonna rise up Time to take a shot ♪ 286 00:15:52,201 --> 00:15:54,996 ♪ We're gonna rise up Rise up ♪ 287 00:15:55,079 --> 00:15:57,832 ♪ Rise up, rise up ♪ 288 00:15:59,709 --> 00:16:01,461 ♪ How would you like it If you were a man ♪ 289 00:16:01,544 --> 00:16:03,004 ♪ Playing the part of a toad? ♪ 290 00:16:03,337 --> 00:16:05,131 ♪ Crawling around on your Elbows and knees ♪ 291 00:16:05,214 --> 00:16:06,883 ♪ Eating the dust in the road ♪ 292 00:16:06,966 --> 00:16:08,676 ♪ Toads, toads ♪ 293 00:16:08,759 --> 00:16:10,386 ♪ All of your people Are toads ♪ 294 00:16:32,116 --> 00:16:34,619 ♪ Then I'll be happily happy ♪ 295 00:16:35,036 --> 00:16:37,705 ♪ Yes, happily happy ♪ 296 00:16:40,875 --> 00:16:44,462 ♪ And thoroughly satisfied ♪ 297 00:16:44,545 --> 00:16:47,131 ♪ Satisfied ♪ 298 00:16:47,215 --> 00:16:51,260 ♪ Satisfied ♪ 299 00:16:51,344 --> 00:16:56,432 ♪ Whoa, yeah ♪ 300 00:17:00,394 --> 00:17:01,437 Thank you. 301 00:17:06,359 --> 00:17:07,985 [indistinct chatter] 302 00:17:08,110 --> 00:17:10,279 [school bell rings] 303 00:17:23,668 --> 00:17:25,028 [student 1] Just pick one, Solomon. 304 00:17:25,503 --> 00:17:26,963 [student 2] Yeah, man. Hurry up. 305 00:17:28,923 --> 00:17:31,092 I can't choose any of these topics. 306 00:17:32,843 --> 00:17:34,845 Then follow the rules, or you can leave. 307 00:17:35,179 --> 00:17:37,890 I'm sorry, but I don't have time for this every week. 308 00:17:46,399 --> 00:17:47,567 Great choice. 309 00:17:55,408 --> 00:17:58,744 Hey. I was wondering if I could interview you 310 00:17:58,828 --> 00:18:01,372 for an article I'm writing about the auditions... 311 00:18:01,706 --> 00:18:02,873 for the school paper. 312 00:18:03,249 --> 00:18:04,417 I'm Solomon. 313 00:18:04,709 --> 00:18:06,335 We're friends on Facebook. 314 00:18:06,669 --> 00:18:08,021 I've liked a lot of your Instagram posts. 315 00:18:08,045 --> 00:18:09,338 Hey. 316 00:18:09,964 --> 00:18:10,965 [phone vibrating] 317 00:18:17,888 --> 00:18:19,348 Seriously, Mark? 318 00:18:20,391 --> 00:18:22,476 You know, I was once upon your mattress. 319 00:18:23,686 --> 00:18:28,107 Okay, everyone, just remember, in the words of Stanislavski, 320 00:18:28,190 --> 00:18:31,652 "there are no small parts, only small actors." 321 00:18:34,405 --> 00:18:35,781 - I got it. - I knew it. 322 00:18:35,865 --> 00:18:36,949 Yay! 323 00:18:37,491 --> 00:18:38,618 I knew you would. 324 00:18:39,118 --> 00:18:40,118 [girls] Yeah. 325 00:19:11,150 --> 00:19:12,151 [Solomon] Hey. 326 00:19:13,778 --> 00:19:15,821 I was wondering if I could interview you 327 00:19:15,905 --> 00:19:17,365 about these auditions. 328 00:19:17,740 --> 00:19:18,991 For the school paper? 329 00:19:28,209 --> 00:19:30,711 [Howie] It's time for North Salem to have a GSA. 330 00:19:31,045 --> 00:19:32,505 My old school had one, 331 00:19:32,588 --> 00:19:34,799 and most schools in Oregon do, so don't think I'm asking 332 00:19:34,882 --> 00:19:37,426 for some kind of fringe thing or whatever. 333 00:19:40,346 --> 00:19:42,598 Well, look, I-I'm proud of you... 334 00:19:43,307 --> 00:19:45,559 uh, that you have spoken your mind. 335 00:19:46,686 --> 00:19:49,980 Good for you. Your mom has raised a fine young man. 336 00:19:50,523 --> 00:19:53,901 But we've considered a GSA in the past, 337 00:19:53,984 --> 00:19:56,821 and the board's unanimous decision 338 00:19:56,904 --> 00:20:00,700 has always been that it's more of a social hour 339 00:20:00,783 --> 00:20:06,497 and not a formal club... that the district should fund. 340 00:20:06,580 --> 00:20:08,999 Well, then, we need to vote again. I was never part of that. 341 00:20:09,083 --> 00:20:11,335 I was with Howie when he did the research 342 00:20:11,419 --> 00:20:13,754 on how many schools actually have it, 343 00:20:13,838 --> 00:20:15,816 -and the overwhelming majority do. -Mom, Mom, just... 344 00:20:15,840 --> 00:20:18,592 It's very true. Let's at least have a discussion about it. 345 00:20:18,676 --> 00:20:20,720 No, we'll just put it to a vote. 346 00:20:20,803 --> 00:20:22,388 Well, it's yes from me. 347 00:20:23,347 --> 00:20:24,807 Uh... Nope for me. 348 00:20:25,433 --> 00:20:27,143 Of course, yes. 349 00:20:28,310 --> 00:20:29,310 No. 350 00:20:30,104 --> 00:20:31,147 Uh... 351 00:20:32,148 --> 00:20:33,148 James. 352 00:20:33,733 --> 00:20:35,985 Where are you on the... On this issue? 353 00:20:42,616 --> 00:20:44,243 I'm a no on the GSA for me. 354 00:20:44,326 --> 00:20:45,870 I agree it's more of a social hour. 355 00:20:45,953 --> 00:20:48,038 Jesus Christ, James, really? 356 00:20:48,122 --> 00:20:50,374 Okay, noes have it. 357 00:20:51,000 --> 00:20:54,044 Look, Howard, there are existing clubs 358 00:20:54,128 --> 00:20:57,465 that are lacking in student interest. 359 00:20:57,882 --> 00:21:00,426 There's... Portuguese Club, 360 00:21:00,509 --> 00:21:02,344 which is hungry for members, 361 00:21:02,428 --> 00:21:04,638 and Recycling Club. 362 00:21:04,722 --> 00:21:08,809 -It's not called "Recycling." -He means the Environmental Action Committee. 363 00:21:09,101 --> 00:21:10,186 Speech and Debate. 364 00:21:11,020 --> 00:21:12,021 But for the record, 365 00:21:12,104 --> 00:21:17,026 the district fully supports gays, 366 00:21:17,818 --> 00:21:19,195 lesbians, and... 367 00:21:19,278 --> 00:21:20,488 Latinos? 368 00:21:21,655 --> 00:21:22,823 Okay. Thank you. 369 00:21:43,219 --> 00:21:44,299 [message sent tone playing] 370 00:21:45,596 --> 00:21:46,836 [message received tone playing] 371 00:21:56,315 --> 00:21:57,775 When I was in high school, 372 00:21:57,858 --> 00:22:00,236 I felt like I had so much to say, 373 00:22:00,319 --> 00:22:02,029 but nobody was listening. 374 00:22:02,112 --> 00:22:04,657 A lot of movie stars and politicians 375 00:22:04,740 --> 00:22:06,408 got their start in Speech and Debate, 376 00:22:06,492 --> 00:22:07,844 because on the debate side of things, 377 00:22:07,868 --> 00:22:09,189 you have all kinds of competitions 378 00:22:09,245 --> 00:22:11,038 where you have to make your point of view 379 00:22:11,121 --> 00:22:12,331 clear and convincing, 380 00:22:12,414 --> 00:22:13,916 and on the speech side of things, 381 00:22:13,999 --> 00:22:15,793 you have acting competitions. 382 00:22:15,876 --> 00:22:17,461 Through dramatic interpretation, 383 00:22:17,545 --> 00:22:20,589 you get the opportunity to play all the roles 384 00:22:20,673 --> 00:22:22,466 in a scene yourself, 385 00:22:22,550 --> 00:22:25,970 so that means you're playing Romeo and Juliet. 386 00:22:26,053 --> 00:22:27,930 So just grab a couple friends. 387 00:22:28,013 --> 00:22:29,932 It only takes, like, three people minimum 388 00:22:30,015 --> 00:22:31,225 to start a team, 389 00:22:31,308 --> 00:22:32,768 and join Speech and Debate. 390 00:22:32,851 --> 00:22:35,396 It's the only club designed for you to find 391 00:22:35,479 --> 00:22:37,356 and strengthen your voice. 392 00:22:56,333 --> 00:22:58,043 I want to open myself. 393 00:22:58,168 --> 00:22:59,837 I want the light of God. 394 00:22:59,920 --> 00:23:02,423 I want the sweet love of Jesus. 395 00:23:02,506 --> 00:23:05,092 I danced for the Devil. I saw him. 396 00:23:05,175 --> 00:23:07,845 I went back to Jesus, and I kissed his hand. 397 00:23:08,387 --> 00:23:10,639 I saw Sarah Good with the Devil. 398 00:23:10,723 --> 00:23:12,224 I saw Goody Osborne with the Devil. 399 00:23:12,308 --> 00:23:14,602 I saw Bridget Bishop with the Devil. 400 00:23:18,063 --> 00:23:22,026 ♪ No more time for "My Country, 'Tis of Thee" ♪ 401 00:23:22,109 --> 00:23:25,904 ♪ From now on, "It's my country 'tis of me" ♪ 402 00:23:26,196 --> 00:23:27,698 I don't need friends. 403 00:23:27,781 --> 00:23:29,700 I don't need to be in the school musical 404 00:23:29,783 --> 00:23:31,577 that the school board has frauded. 405 00:23:32,036 --> 00:23:34,204 I have music in my body. 406 00:23:35,247 --> 00:23:36,790 I am music. 407 00:23:40,294 --> 00:23:42,379 Mr. Healy thinks an unwed mother 408 00:23:42,463 --> 00:23:43,797 is too racy for us. 409 00:23:44,089 --> 00:23:48,135 Are we in Salem, Oregon, or Salem, Massachusetts, 410 00:23:48,218 --> 00:23:51,597 circa 16... whenever the heck those witches were being hunted? 411 00:23:51,680 --> 00:23:52,890 1692. 412 00:23:52,973 --> 00:23:56,226 ♪ Can't burn me This witch is fireproof ♪ 413 00:23:56,310 --> 00:24:00,439 ♪ So try and hang me And see how strong my neck is ♪ 414 00:24:00,522 --> 00:24:02,316 [Marie] Diwata, what is going on in there? 415 00:24:02,399 --> 00:24:03,399 No, Mom... 416 00:24:04,360 --> 00:24:06,070 But I'm an actress. 417 00:24:06,153 --> 00:24:08,739 Speech and Debate sounds like homework that nerds want to do 418 00:24:08,822 --> 00:24:11,825 because regular homework isn't, I don't know, enough? 419 00:24:11,909 --> 00:24:14,620 Just read the part that says "D.I." on the home page. 420 00:24:14,912 --> 00:24:17,414 They call it competitive acting. 421 00:24:17,831 --> 00:24:19,291 You'll see why I called you. 422 00:24:28,050 --> 00:24:31,011 [rock music playing] 423 00:24:50,072 --> 00:24:52,658 [Diwata] Welcome to North Salem's revived Speech and Debate team. 424 00:24:52,908 --> 00:24:55,035 My name's Diwata, and as team captain... 425 00:24:55,119 --> 00:24:56,453 Self-appointed team captain. 426 00:24:56,537 --> 00:24:57,913 I'm not acknowledging that remark. 427 00:24:57,996 --> 00:25:00,040 And I'm Solomon, and please know 428 00:25:00,124 --> 00:25:02,167 that you can come to me with any questions. 429 00:25:02,251 --> 00:25:03,252 Or you could come to me, 430 00:25:03,335 --> 00:25:05,003 so Solomon doesn't get bugged too often. 431 00:25:05,337 --> 00:25:07,256 We're gonna go over different debate categories. 432 00:25:07,339 --> 00:25:08,716 Hey, can we play icebreakers? 433 00:25:08,799 --> 00:25:10,843 No. I'm running the meeting, please. 434 00:25:13,262 --> 00:25:14,555 Should have played icebreakers. 435 00:25:14,638 --> 00:25:16,724 Um, who's our faculty advisor? 436 00:25:16,807 --> 00:25:18,434 Who's gonna sign my transcript? 437 00:25:18,767 --> 00:25:19,810 Uh... 438 00:25:20,227 --> 00:25:22,771 We don't have an official faculty advisor yet, 439 00:25:22,855 --> 00:25:25,524 but it shouldn't be a problem, given the decent turnout today. 440 00:25:27,985 --> 00:25:28,985 Uh... 441 00:25:29,361 --> 00:25:32,489 Solomon, tell them about the tournament in the city. 442 00:25:32,573 --> 00:25:34,867 - We travel, people. - Okay. Okay. 443 00:25:34,950 --> 00:25:36,160 The Portland Invitational 444 00:25:36,243 --> 00:25:38,954 - is two weeks away... - But first, travel is... Yes? 445 00:25:39,037 --> 00:25:40,748 I don't get this. Who are you? 446 00:25:40,831 --> 00:25:42,207 And who are you? 447 00:25:42,291 --> 00:25:43,709 This is so weird. 448 00:25:44,084 --> 00:25:46,670 I'm Diwata, and this is Solomon. 449 00:25:46,920 --> 00:25:49,923 My background is in legitimate theater and blogging. 450 00:25:50,007 --> 00:25:53,010 Solomon's more into the debate events, like Lincoln-Mercury. 451 00:25:53,093 --> 00:25:54,636 It's Lincoln-Douglas, 452 00:25:55,220 --> 00:25:57,306 after the President and Stephen Douglas. 453 00:25:57,389 --> 00:25:58,867 - Right... - It's one-on-one debating. 454 00:25:58,891 --> 00:26:01,602 Call that category LD, that's the lingo for that event. 455 00:26:01,685 --> 00:26:03,246 I'll teach you all the terms. Don't worry. 456 00:26:03,270 --> 00:26:04,396 I'm not worried. 457 00:26:04,938 --> 00:26:06,607 Okay, if we could all get into a circle... 458 00:26:06,690 --> 00:26:09,193 This year's debate topic is... 459 00:26:09,610 --> 00:26:10,736 Resolved. 460 00:26:11,111 --> 00:26:14,531 When in conflict, an individual's freedom of speech 461 00:26:14,615 --> 00:26:18,118 should be valued over a community's moral standards. 462 00:26:18,744 --> 00:26:21,580 In a year with our mayor... 463 00:26:21,663 --> 00:26:24,208 He's in trouble, and... 464 00:26:24,291 --> 00:26:27,127 With the school censoring our newspaper articles, 465 00:26:27,586 --> 00:26:29,755 this is pretty relevant, yeah? 466 00:26:32,049 --> 00:26:33,509 Solomon, you're freaking people out. 467 00:26:33,842 --> 00:26:35,427 It can be fun, too. 468 00:26:35,511 --> 00:26:38,806 The best category is called Dramatic Interpretation, 469 00:26:38,889 --> 00:26:42,142 where you perform all the parts of a play yourself. 470 00:26:42,810 --> 00:26:43,852 Witness. 471 00:26:48,607 --> 00:26:50,275 Welcome to a tale of witchcraft, 472 00:26:50,442 --> 00:26:53,195 where Puritan Mary Warren stands before the court 473 00:26:53,362 --> 00:26:55,989 unsure of whether or not telling the truth 474 00:26:56,073 --> 00:26:59,493 will set her free or set her on fire. 475 00:26:59,952 --> 00:27:01,453 So get ready. 476 00:27:01,537 --> 00:27:04,957 And if you feel flames, don't pull the fire alarm. 477 00:27:05,290 --> 00:27:07,876 Things are just really heating up in... 478 00:27:09,545 --> 00:27:11,880 The Crucible, by Arthur Miller. 479 00:27:11,964 --> 00:27:14,174 [motorized wheelchair engine revving] 480 00:27:18,512 --> 00:27:20,848 I'm saying that we aren't even official 481 00:27:20,931 --> 00:27:23,225 until we have at least three members. 482 00:27:23,308 --> 00:27:25,310 Three members. How hard can that be? 483 00:27:25,394 --> 00:27:28,438 [Casey singing] ♪ La, la, la, la, la ♪ 484 00:27:29,940 --> 00:27:31,900 You guys shouldn't be hanging out in the hallways. 485 00:27:32,401 --> 00:27:34,963 Casey shouldn't be allowed to sing those notes, and you shouldn't be allowed 486 00:27:34,987 --> 00:27:36,631 - to direct traffic. - Oh, my gosh. Diwata. 487 00:27:36,655 --> 00:27:38,073 We're leaving. We're leaving. 488 00:27:40,117 --> 00:27:42,828 ♪ La, la, la, la, la ♪ 489 00:27:42,953 --> 00:27:45,789 ♪ La, la, la, la, la ♪ 490 00:27:45,956 --> 00:27:48,083 ♪ La, la, la, la, la ♪ 491 00:27:48,166 --> 00:27:50,252 Every guy in school has a boner for her. 492 00:27:53,714 --> 00:27:55,090 Oh, you, too? 493 00:27:56,216 --> 00:27:57,926 Great ass, right? 494 00:27:58,302 --> 00:28:01,972 Here's the thing. After one baby, it'll sink to the floor, 495 00:28:02,055 --> 00:28:04,141 but she won't stop singing, 496 00:28:04,224 --> 00:28:07,102 and you'll be stuck listening to that off-key screeching 497 00:28:07,185 --> 00:28:08,185 everywhere. 498 00:28:08,228 --> 00:28:10,355 The car, the shower. 499 00:28:10,439 --> 00:28:11,899 - Is that really what you want? - No. 500 00:28:12,774 --> 00:28:13,942 I don't want Casey. 501 00:28:14,735 --> 00:28:17,070 I'm kind of seeing someone else. 502 00:28:17,946 --> 00:28:20,198 Is she from Canada or youth group? 503 00:28:20,282 --> 00:28:23,076 Shut up. We met online. 504 00:28:24,077 --> 00:28:25,120 Online. 505 00:28:25,579 --> 00:28:27,748 Only losers meet people online. 506 00:28:29,041 --> 00:28:32,711 Only losers. 507 00:28:36,965 --> 00:28:38,634 I know how to get our third member. 508 00:28:44,473 --> 00:28:46,350 - No. No. - Yes. Yes. 509 00:28:46,433 --> 00:28:48,274 No, there's no way you could get me to do this. 510 00:28:48,310 --> 00:28:49,310 Can you please not shout? 511 00:28:49,519 --> 00:28:51,980 Look, I saw your boardroom performance. 512 00:28:52,064 --> 00:28:54,691 -You are a terrible public speaker. -It wasn't a performance. 513 00:28:54,775 --> 00:28:57,319 This is the perfect way for you to get your... 514 00:28:57,402 --> 00:28:59,947 whatever you call it, your lesbians-in-love club. 515 00:29:00,322 --> 00:29:02,366 You really cannot be back here. 516 00:29:05,535 --> 00:29:06,995 Listen, I watched your podcasts, 517 00:29:07,079 --> 00:29:10,040 and they're entertaining, 518 00:29:10,123 --> 00:29:12,501 but I'm not about to join the geek club. 519 00:29:12,584 --> 00:29:15,379 You watched them? You think I'm entertaining? 520 00:29:15,462 --> 00:29:18,882 Thank you. I think you're... 521 00:29:19,633 --> 00:29:23,178 too young to meet teachers in public parks at night. 522 00:29:25,764 --> 00:29:26,890 You don't know me at all. 523 00:29:26,974 --> 00:29:29,601 What I do know is if you join the team, 524 00:29:29,685 --> 00:29:31,228 and debate issues you care about, 525 00:29:31,311 --> 00:29:33,689 while wearing the skinny jeans you're rocking right now, 526 00:29:33,772 --> 00:29:35,816 all the boys will be begging for your number, 527 00:29:35,899 --> 00:29:37,985 after you beat them down with your passionate words. 528 00:29:43,323 --> 00:29:45,033 What do you even need a GSA for? 529 00:29:45,117 --> 00:29:46,994 Homophobia is so 1985. 530 00:29:47,077 --> 00:29:49,121 - No. No, no, no. Please. - Yes. 531 00:29:49,413 --> 00:29:51,391 You have less to worry about than other minorities, 532 00:29:51,415 --> 00:29:52,416 less than women. 533 00:29:52,499 --> 00:29:53,875 I'm a double minority. 534 00:29:53,959 --> 00:29:55,919 I'm female and Filipino. 535 00:29:56,003 --> 00:29:57,129 [laughs] 536 00:29:58,380 --> 00:29:59,506 You don't look Filipino. 537 00:29:59,840 --> 00:30:01,049 You don't look gay. 538 00:30:03,885 --> 00:30:04,885 Yes, you do. 539 00:30:05,971 --> 00:30:07,472 It's the hair, isn't it? 540 00:30:09,141 --> 00:30:10,309 Is it the hair? 541 00:30:11,059 --> 00:30:12,561 Yes, Blondeboi. 542 00:30:13,103 --> 00:30:15,856 And PS, what shade of blonde are you, ebony? 543 00:30:20,736 --> 00:30:23,363 You just don't really... [sighs] 544 00:30:25,073 --> 00:30:26,825 I'm an alien in this town. 545 00:30:27,409 --> 00:30:28,827 When I was in Portland, 546 00:30:28,910 --> 00:30:31,413 at least there were other guys that were like me. 547 00:30:31,705 --> 00:30:33,582 Portland, you say, 548 00:30:33,665 --> 00:30:36,501 home of the first competition of the year, 549 00:30:36,585 --> 00:30:37,878 just two weeks away. 550 00:30:38,503 --> 00:30:41,048 Think of it as a free trip back to your roots. 551 00:30:43,133 --> 00:30:46,094 So you want to know about Speech and Debate? 552 00:30:46,636 --> 00:30:47,679 I wish... 553 00:30:47,763 --> 00:30:48,889 I wish... 554 00:30:48,972 --> 00:30:50,098 I whiff. 555 00:30:53,352 --> 00:30:55,312 Someone's been wishing for fun, friends, 556 00:30:55,395 --> 00:30:56,605 and new adventures. 557 00:30:56,688 --> 00:30:58,315 Well, I have the epitome of success 558 00:30:58,398 --> 00:31:00,359 for all promising high schoolers. 559 00:31:03,570 --> 00:31:04,946 Speech and Debate? 560 00:31:05,030 --> 00:31:06,448 But I'm interested in talking 561 00:31:06,531 --> 00:31:08,825 about things affecting our country right now. 562 00:31:09,159 --> 00:31:11,244 Well, Gideon, your wish is granted. 563 00:31:12,245 --> 00:31:13,914 Since you are such a skilled writer, 564 00:31:13,997 --> 00:31:15,874 why not try Persuasive Speaking? 565 00:31:15,957 --> 00:31:17,501 You get ten minutes to give a speech 566 00:31:17,584 --> 00:31:20,170 on whatever your heart desires. 567 00:31:20,962 --> 00:31:23,173 Or if you're feeling argumentative... 568 00:31:23,256 --> 00:31:24,817 [politician speaking] we're faced each time with a crisis. 569 00:31:24,841 --> 00:31:27,511 Hey, wait! What's in this for me? 570 00:31:28,387 --> 00:31:30,889 Lucy, with your flair, you'll shine 571 00:31:30,972 --> 00:31:32,974 in the "Interp" categories, like... 572 00:31:33,558 --> 00:31:34,810 Dramatic Interpretation... 573 00:31:35,560 --> 00:31:38,730 Quoth the Raven, "Nevermore." 574 00:31:40,107 --> 00:31:41,316 Group Interpretation... 575 00:31:43,860 --> 00:31:46,405 I have something worse than stomach cancer, 576 00:31:46,488 --> 00:31:47,864 and you gave it to me! 577 00:31:48,365 --> 00:31:50,700 The only thing I gave you was love. 578 00:31:51,701 --> 00:31:53,662 Love and stomach cancer. 579 00:32:00,001 --> 00:32:01,461 I can't think of a single thing 580 00:32:01,545 --> 00:32:03,088 about that video that wasn't awful. 581 00:32:05,006 --> 00:32:06,550 The genie wasn't so bad. 582 00:32:07,300 --> 00:32:08,677 You're a creepshow. 583 00:32:10,762 --> 00:32:12,556 We need to pick what events we'll do. 584 00:32:14,141 --> 00:32:16,560 I don't want to get laughed out of Portland. 585 00:32:16,726 --> 00:32:18,854 If we're gonna do this, we need to rehearse. 586 00:32:19,229 --> 00:32:21,440 Sorry. Please continue, Professor. 587 00:32:23,859 --> 00:32:26,111 I'll take Persuasive Speaking. 588 00:32:26,486 --> 00:32:27,486 [chalk breaking] 589 00:32:28,321 --> 00:32:30,282 Resolved. When in conflict, 590 00:32:30,365 --> 00:32:32,784 an individual's freedom of speech 591 00:32:32,868 --> 00:32:35,787 should be valued over a community's moral standards. 592 00:32:36,955 --> 00:32:39,749 Wait. If it's resolved, why do we have to debate it? 593 00:32:39,958 --> 00:32:42,335 The school board has been shielding students 594 00:32:42,419 --> 00:32:44,588 from important discussions about abortion... 595 00:32:44,671 --> 00:32:46,107 -I don't care what you're saying, - religion, 596 00:32:46,131 --> 00:32:47,567 - because all I see is robot. - Politics. 597 00:32:47,591 --> 00:32:48,711 But who are they protecting? 598 00:32:48,758 --> 00:32:49,759 Be a real boy. 599 00:32:49,843 --> 00:32:52,345 Or the adults who would rather ignore our issues 600 00:32:52,429 --> 00:32:53,972 rather than engage them? 601 00:32:54,055 --> 00:32:55,849 Eye contact. Solomon. 602 00:32:55,932 --> 00:32:57,976 I saw Goody Osborn with the Devil. 603 00:32:58,059 --> 00:33:00,145 I saw Bridget Bishop with the Devil. 604 00:33:00,228 --> 00:33:01,855 I saw Goody Hawkins with the Devil. 605 00:33:03,398 --> 00:33:05,942 Looks like you're having an orgasm while getting murdered. 606 00:33:06,026 --> 00:33:08,987 [Solomon] Community's morals don't include homosexuality, 607 00:33:09,070 --> 00:33:11,090 -shouldn't be forced to start a GSA. -[Howie] See, that's because 608 00:33:11,114 --> 00:33:13,450 in the Constitution, it clearly states all men 609 00:33:13,533 --> 00:33:15,160 are created equal, not all straight men. 610 00:33:15,243 --> 00:33:17,078 And no one's forcing it on the community. 611 00:33:17,162 --> 00:33:18,848 Why shouldn't communities have a right to censor plays 612 00:33:18,872 --> 00:33:21,291 or change newspaper articles if they incite harmful activity? 613 00:33:21,374 --> 00:33:23,060 That's nice. All right, well, I'm gonna kick your ass. 614 00:33:23,084 --> 00:33:24,669 - Come at me! - Oh, whoa. Hey. 615 00:33:24,753 --> 00:33:25,921 The school board needs to 616 00:33:26,004 --> 00:33:27,422 - stop shielding students - Eyes. 617 00:33:27,506 --> 00:33:28,649 - From meaningful discussions - Hands. 618 00:33:28,673 --> 00:33:29,549 Where are your hands? 619 00:33:29,633 --> 00:33:32,219 About abortion, religion, sex... 620 00:33:32,302 --> 00:33:33,821 - Your spirit animal is wounded. - Politics... 621 00:33:33,845 --> 00:33:34,885 You hit him with your car. 622 00:33:34,930 --> 00:33:36,532 - Indeed, the very debate about - Don't let him die. 623 00:33:36,556 --> 00:33:38,016 Whether a GSA should be... 624 00:33:38,099 --> 00:33:39,935 - Radiate likability. - Officially... 625 00:33:40,227 --> 00:33:41,269 be, should be, 626 00:33:41,353 --> 00:33:43,522 Stop thinking about genies. 627 00:33:44,064 --> 00:33:45,941 But who are they protecting? 628 00:33:46,024 --> 00:33:47,317 Where are your hands? 629 00:33:49,236 --> 00:33:51,476 [Solomon] So why should a community stand by a school play 630 00:33:51,530 --> 00:33:53,114 if its characters behave in a manner 631 00:33:53,198 --> 00:33:54,741 that encourages lewd behavior? 632 00:33:54,824 --> 00:33:58,370 Well, do we take The Da Vinci Code off the shelves 633 00:33:58,453 --> 00:34:00,539 to keep kids from stealing the Mona Lisa? 634 00:34:04,543 --> 00:34:05,627 Who's my bitch now? 635 00:34:05,961 --> 00:34:07,379 Giles is dead. 636 00:34:08,004 --> 00:34:10,131 They press him, John. 637 00:34:10,882 --> 00:34:12,008 Press? 638 00:34:12,968 --> 00:34:15,637 Great stones, they lay upon his chest 639 00:34:15,720 --> 00:34:17,514 until he pled aye or nay. 640 00:34:18,640 --> 00:34:21,560 They say he give them but two words. 641 00:34:22,310 --> 00:34:26,481 "More weight," he says and died. 642 00:34:27,774 --> 00:34:29,609 "More weight." 643 00:34:31,027 --> 00:34:32,904 Ah, crap. I forget the rest. 644 00:34:33,154 --> 00:34:34,948 Um... Okay. That's a wrap, boys. 645 00:34:35,031 --> 00:34:36,616 I'm meeting with Bellingham tomorrow 646 00:34:36,700 --> 00:34:37,969 to get him to sign off on Portland. 647 00:34:37,993 --> 00:34:39,411 I thought you already had approval. 648 00:34:39,494 --> 00:34:40,996 I do. Relax. 649 00:34:41,079 --> 00:34:43,665 I babysit his kid Jean, who's completely obsessed with me. 650 00:34:43,748 --> 00:34:45,667 Kids love me, just FYI, 651 00:34:45,750 --> 00:34:47,168 so there won't be any problems. 652 00:34:47,252 --> 00:34:49,129 This is a big problem. 653 00:34:49,212 --> 00:34:50,589 I can't let you guys travel, 654 00:34:50,672 --> 00:34:52,048 not under the school's name, 655 00:34:52,132 --> 00:34:53,633 not without an approved budget, 656 00:34:53,717 --> 00:34:57,596 a schedule, and a faculty advisor. 657 00:34:57,679 --> 00:34:59,320 - Are there conditions? - What did he say? 658 00:34:59,556 --> 00:35:01,641 I need to get a faculty advisor to sign off, 659 00:35:01,725 --> 00:35:04,436 and I know someone who will do it, Mrs. Poluski. 660 00:35:04,519 --> 00:35:05,955 - But what about money, though? - Who's she? 661 00:35:05,979 --> 00:35:08,332 Because I'm working two shifts and I definitely can't afford... 662 00:35:08,356 --> 00:35:10,358 Relax, ladies. Relax. 663 00:35:10,442 --> 00:35:12,777 We get reimbursed as long as we collect all the receipts. 664 00:35:12,861 --> 00:35:14,112 That's how the system works. 665 00:35:14,195 --> 00:35:16,281 I'll just use my mom's emergency credit card until... 666 00:35:16,364 --> 00:35:18,575 Wait. Who is Mrs. Poluski? 667 00:35:21,494 --> 00:35:24,456 Mrs. Poluski, these are the other star competitors, 668 00:35:24,539 --> 00:35:26,082 Howie and Solomon. 669 00:35:26,166 --> 00:35:27,751 Guys, this is Mrs. Poluski. 670 00:35:27,834 --> 00:35:32,464 Poluski is name of Serbian rapist husband. 671 00:35:32,547 --> 00:35:34,883 I am Oksana. 672 00:35:38,011 --> 00:35:39,638 Oh, my God. Did you just pay her? 673 00:35:39,721 --> 00:35:41,401 - Let's talk about our uniforms. - Uniform. 674 00:35:41,473 --> 00:35:43,141 You have to wear a suit. 675 00:35:43,224 --> 00:35:44,225 I don't own a suit. 676 00:35:44,309 --> 00:35:45,494 Well, borrow one from Solomon. 677 00:35:45,518 --> 00:35:46,436 Have you seen his wardrobe? 678 00:35:46,519 --> 00:35:47,437 - Hey, Casey. - Exactly. 679 00:35:47,520 --> 00:35:49,332 [Diwata] He dresses like he's already in this club, 680 00:35:49,356 --> 00:35:50,523 so let's go with that. 681 00:35:50,774 --> 00:35:51,691 [Howie] I'm not even his size. 682 00:35:51,775 --> 00:35:52,895 [Diwata] We'll make it work. 683 00:35:55,779 --> 00:35:57,947 Are you cheating on your Internet girlfriend already? 684 00:36:00,909 --> 00:36:02,118 ["Rollercoaster" playing] 685 00:36:02,285 --> 00:36:04,412 ♪ So come a little closer ♪ 686 00:36:05,205 --> 00:36:07,832 ♪ There is something I can tell ya ♪ 687 00:36:08,249 --> 00:36:11,044 ♪ You are such A roller coaster ♪ 688 00:36:11,336 --> 00:36:13,880 ♪ And a killer queen you are ♪ 689 00:36:14,297 --> 00:36:16,633 ♪ We took the bones out From the road ♪ 690 00:36:17,092 --> 00:36:19,302 ♪ Those endless nights That we traveled we stole... ♪ 691 00:36:19,386 --> 00:36:20,386 [knocking on door] 692 00:36:20,720 --> 00:36:21,721 Come in. 693 00:36:23,014 --> 00:36:25,475 ♪ And lit a fire While I waited for more ♪ 694 00:36:25,642 --> 00:36:27,227 ♪ And now I'm running And I won't stop ♪ 695 00:36:27,310 --> 00:36:28,395 ♪ I don't wanna go ♪ 696 00:36:28,478 --> 00:36:30,230 ♪ I think about it Every day and night ♪ 697 00:36:30,313 --> 00:36:31,815 ♪ I can't let go ♪ 698 00:36:32,023 --> 00:36:33,650 ♪ Hey, I'm never the same ♪ 699 00:36:33,817 --> 00:36:37,529 ♪ It's a hundred miles an hour On a dirt road running away ♪ 700 00:36:38,029 --> 00:36:39,989 ♪ So come a little closer ♪ 701 00:36:40,949 --> 00:36:41,949 ♪ There is something... ♪ 702 00:36:42,075 --> 00:36:43,910 [switching through radio stations] 703 00:36:44,202 --> 00:36:45,995 Finally, no more small-town radio. 704 00:36:46,371 --> 00:36:49,582 ♪ And you don't belong To me, yeah, yeah ♪ 705 00:36:50,208 --> 00:36:52,377 Whoa. Dude, that was aggressive. 706 00:36:53,044 --> 00:36:56,339 Sorry. It's... that song. 707 00:36:56,423 --> 00:36:57,674 What? 708 00:37:00,009 --> 00:37:01,177 Fine. 709 00:37:02,303 --> 00:37:04,973 So, [sighs] when I was nine, 710 00:37:05,056 --> 00:37:06,391 I was a Boy Scout... 711 00:37:06,474 --> 00:37:08,226 [Diwata heartily laughing] 712 00:37:08,351 --> 00:37:09,936 What's funny about that? 713 00:37:10,019 --> 00:37:12,063 Everything. Literally everything. 714 00:37:12,397 --> 00:37:15,275 Thank you. So, for talent show that year, 715 00:37:15,942 --> 00:37:17,878 all the other kids were doing, like, wrestling moves 716 00:37:17,902 --> 00:37:19,154 and tying knots, 717 00:37:19,237 --> 00:37:21,156 and, um, I decided I was going 718 00:37:21,239 --> 00:37:24,951 to make up my own dance to that song. 719 00:37:25,869 --> 00:37:29,706 And the dance had all these really special moves, 720 00:37:29,789 --> 00:37:33,460 and I was gonna teach all the other kids, but... 721 00:37:36,546 --> 00:37:37,881 Don't feel bad. 722 00:37:37,964 --> 00:37:39,090 Mary Warren got in trouble 723 00:37:39,174 --> 00:37:41,176 for dancing naked in the forest with Tituba. 724 00:37:41,259 --> 00:37:42,677 It's nothing to be ashamed of. 725 00:37:43,720 --> 00:37:45,555 Guys, Mary Warren is the star 726 00:37:45,638 --> 00:37:46,973 of the new musical I'm writing. 727 00:37:47,557 --> 00:37:50,560 It's time the leader of naked forest dancing gets her due. 728 00:37:51,060 --> 00:37:52,520 It's called "Crucible," 729 00:37:53,313 --> 00:37:54,689 based on Arthur Miller's play... 730 00:37:54,773 --> 00:37:56,441 So what happened with the dance? 731 00:37:57,317 --> 00:37:58,777 Oh, um... 732 00:37:58,860 --> 00:38:01,571 No, we... I actually never ended up doing it. 733 00:38:02,280 --> 00:38:05,950 I did archery, or they ran out of time or something. I forget. 734 00:38:06,576 --> 00:38:08,161 Wow. Really good story, Howie. 735 00:38:09,412 --> 00:38:12,040 ♪ Yeah, yeah Freedom ♪ 736 00:38:12,123 --> 00:38:15,210 ♪ Oh! Freedom ♪ 737 00:38:15,585 --> 00:38:17,253 ♪ Freedom ♪ 738 00:38:21,424 --> 00:38:24,552 Oh, guys, this competition is gonna be so chill. 739 00:38:27,472 --> 00:38:28,616 - [group leader] Holy... - [competitors] Ghost! 740 00:38:28,640 --> 00:38:29,641 - Holy... - Ghost! 741 00:38:29,724 --> 00:38:30,725 - Holy... - Ghost! 742 00:38:30,809 --> 00:38:31,643 - Holy... - Ghost! 743 00:38:31,726 --> 00:38:33,937 [indistinct chatter] 744 00:38:34,020 --> 00:38:35,814 [girl 1] There was blood in my eyes... 745 00:38:35,897 --> 00:38:38,566 [girl 2] And mama said, "Don't forget your little brother," 746 00:38:38,650 --> 00:38:41,903 so I wrapped him up tight, and off we went. 747 00:38:42,987 --> 00:38:45,281 - Holy whoa. - Excuse me. 748 00:38:46,241 --> 00:38:47,450 [Solomon] This is... 749 00:38:48,034 --> 00:38:49,035 This is cool. 750 00:38:55,124 --> 00:38:58,002 My first event is upstairs. 751 00:38:58,086 --> 00:39:01,548 And mine's in the library, so I need... 752 00:39:01,631 --> 00:39:06,594 I'm right here. So... 753 00:39:09,973 --> 00:39:12,517 Okay, come on. Circle up. Bring it in. 754 00:39:12,600 --> 00:39:14,352 Can we get in a circle, please? 755 00:39:14,811 --> 00:39:16,062 This is a triangle. 756 00:39:16,145 --> 00:39:18,022 - Holy... - Ghost! 757 00:39:18,106 --> 00:39:19,732 Okay, I just want to say 758 00:39:19,816 --> 00:39:22,068 don't be intimidated by these guys, okay? 759 00:39:22,151 --> 00:39:24,529 You guys have done such amazing work 760 00:39:24,612 --> 00:39:27,615 these last few weeks, and you have something they don't, okay? 761 00:39:27,699 --> 00:39:28,699 So just remember that. 762 00:39:28,741 --> 00:39:30,869 We have the Holy Spirit on our side. Who's on yours? 763 00:39:31,286 --> 00:39:33,121 A gay guy and an overachiever. 764 00:39:34,539 --> 00:39:36,249 That's like our whole school. 765 00:39:39,460 --> 00:39:40,461 [bell ringing] 766 00:39:41,462 --> 00:39:44,007 [judge] Welcome to the first round of the Lincoln-Douglas debate. 767 00:39:44,090 --> 00:39:46,801 Competitors, you have six minutes to make your case. 768 00:39:47,510 --> 00:39:48,636 [bell dings] 769 00:39:48,720 --> 00:39:49,864 [speaking very quickly] Resolved: When in conflict, 770 00:39:49,888 --> 00:39:51,156 an individual's freedom of speech should be valued over 771 00:39:51,180 --> 00:39:54,934 a community's moral standard. The response is that moral standards have no standard... 772 00:39:55,018 --> 00:39:58,646 This concept... page 170. Contention one, 773 00:39:58,730 --> 00:39:59,957 oppression crushes human dignity. 774 00:39:59,981 --> 00:40:01,876 By its very definition, oppression is cruel and unjust. 775 00:40:01,900 --> 00:40:04,086 The question becomes, how much weight should we give to this pain? 776 00:40:04,110 --> 00:40:06,279 Justice also maintains credibility as a central value, 777 00:40:06,362 --> 00:40:08,465 because the concept which regulates the terms of all social contracts 778 00:40:08,489 --> 00:40:09,675 as well as being an unlimited good... 779 00:40:09,699 --> 00:40:10,575 [bell ringing] 780 00:40:10,658 --> 00:40:14,120 People talk down to us because they're looking down at us. 781 00:40:14,370 --> 00:40:16,372 Being short in America today 782 00:40:16,456 --> 00:40:19,042 means that we're facing a variety of prejudices, 783 00:40:19,459 --> 00:40:21,419 and I am here to convince you 784 00:40:21,502 --> 00:40:23,713 that those challenges and prejudices 785 00:40:23,796 --> 00:40:27,216 that height-challenged Americans face today 786 00:40:27,300 --> 00:40:30,970 are not only real, but pervasive, 787 00:40:31,346 --> 00:40:32,847 and they should be dealt with. 788 00:40:33,264 --> 00:40:35,308 No matter what your size, 789 00:40:35,433 --> 00:40:36,643 you can soar to new heights. 790 00:40:37,727 --> 00:40:38,561 Thank you. 791 00:40:38,686 --> 00:40:40,146 [audience applauds] 792 00:40:40,563 --> 00:40:41,564 [bell ringing] 793 00:40:41,981 --> 00:40:45,151 Join me on one woman's extraordinary quest, 794 00:40:45,234 --> 00:40:48,571 for though we all have to make tough decisions in life, 795 00:40:48,655 --> 00:40:50,990 a few of us will ever make a decision as difficult 796 00:40:51,074 --> 00:40:55,161 as Sophie's Choice, by Alan Pakula. 797 00:41:02,627 --> 00:41:05,421 [firm voice] You may keep one of your children. 798 00:41:06,506 --> 00:41:08,383 [nervous voice] I-I have to choose? 799 00:41:09,008 --> 00:41:10,051 I cannot choose. 800 00:41:10,760 --> 00:41:15,098 [firm voice] Be quiet, or I will send them both over there. 801 00:41:15,348 --> 00:41:18,059 [judge] Up next is contestant 89, 802 00:41:18,142 --> 00:41:19,769 speaking for the opposition. 803 00:41:21,896 --> 00:41:23,731 But we're supposed to deliver 804 00:41:23,815 --> 00:41:26,651 our prepared topics, aren't we? 805 00:41:26,734 --> 00:41:29,404 Right. You can speak in agreement in round two. 806 00:41:29,487 --> 00:41:31,906 For now, you need to argue the opposition. 807 00:41:38,871 --> 00:41:39,871 Um... 808 00:41:42,625 --> 00:41:43,710 Okay. 809 00:41:49,590 --> 00:41:53,011 My opposition would be... 810 00:41:54,345 --> 00:41:57,557 that short people... 811 00:41:58,016 --> 00:42:00,601 are in fact... 812 00:42:01,644 --> 00:42:05,606 less intelligent than their taller counterparts. 813 00:42:13,406 --> 00:42:15,867 The speaker's weak thesis 814 00:42:15,950 --> 00:42:19,120 was supported by citing countless 815 00:42:19,203 --> 00:42:21,706 well-known, successful short people, 816 00:42:22,498 --> 00:42:24,333 but where is the science? 817 00:42:25,752 --> 00:42:27,962 If we're not using facts, 818 00:42:28,755 --> 00:42:32,800 then I could similarly surmise 819 00:42:33,760 --> 00:42:37,513 that being short does in fact make you stupid, 820 00:42:38,556 --> 00:42:43,561 because you can't see as much 821 00:42:43,644 --> 00:42:44,937 as taller people, 822 00:42:45,229 --> 00:42:48,441 and you don't have as big a brain cavity. 823 00:42:51,778 --> 00:42:53,613 Using the speaker's logic, 824 00:42:53,905 --> 00:42:58,618 I'd argue that being short has a lot to do 825 00:42:58,701 --> 00:43:00,953 with how doomed you are in life. 826 00:43:03,289 --> 00:43:04,707 Contestant 89, 827 00:43:04,791 --> 00:43:07,085 you were supposed to argue the opposition 828 00:43:07,168 --> 00:43:08,920 to your own prepared topic. 829 00:43:20,306 --> 00:43:22,475 Welcome to a tale of witchcraft, 830 00:43:22,558 --> 00:43:25,770 where Puritan Mary Warren stands before the courtroom 831 00:43:25,853 --> 00:43:28,397 unsure of whether or not telling the truth 832 00:43:28,481 --> 00:43:32,193 will set her free, or set her on fire. 833 00:43:32,276 --> 00:43:33,861 So get ready. 834 00:43:33,945 --> 00:43:35,363 And if you feel flames, 835 00:43:35,446 --> 00:43:37,156 don't pull the fire alarm. 836 00:43:37,240 --> 00:43:39,826 Things are just really heating up in... 837 00:43:42,078 --> 00:43:43,204 [audience murmuring] 838 00:43:43,287 --> 00:43:46,332 The Crucible, by Arthur Miller. 839 00:43:48,835 --> 00:43:50,545 Why are you concealing? 840 00:43:50,628 --> 00:43:53,131 Have you sold yourself to Lucifer? 841 00:43:54,215 --> 00:43:55,484 [nervously] I'm a good girl. I... 842 00:43:55,508 --> 00:43:56,676 Tituba made me do it! 843 00:43:56,759 --> 00:43:58,302 She makes me drink blood! 844 00:43:58,553 --> 00:44:01,305 Blood? My baby's blood? 845 00:44:02,014 --> 00:44:04,183 No. No, chicken blood. 846 00:44:04,267 --> 00:44:05,768 I give she chicken blood. 847 00:44:13,901 --> 00:44:15,695 [audience gasping and murmuring] 848 00:44:18,239 --> 00:44:20,950 [speaking very quickly] Clearly society can have too much justice... 849 00:44:21,033 --> 00:44:24,078 is human dignity. People as diverse as Martin Luther King, Jr... 850 00:44:24,162 --> 00:44:26,974 Malcolm X, Susan B. Anthony were willing to risk themselves for this concept, 851 00:44:26,998 --> 00:44:29,083 And that's why freedom of speech isn't free at all. 852 00:44:30,710 --> 00:44:33,963 Contestant 43, you have three minutes 853 00:44:34,046 --> 00:44:35,256 for your rebuttal. 854 00:45:01,782 --> 00:45:03,993 - Congratulations. - [announcer] A job well done, 855 00:45:04,076 --> 00:45:06,162 all those competitors who have advanced. 856 00:45:06,829 --> 00:45:09,040 Please proceed to your next round. 857 00:45:09,540 --> 00:45:11,417 For those who did not advance, 858 00:45:11,500 --> 00:45:14,253 the cafeteria is available for a short time 859 00:45:14,337 --> 00:45:16,255 and accepts all major credit cards. 860 00:45:16,839 --> 00:45:19,926 Finally, congratulations to the Holy Ghost Academy... 861 00:45:20,009 --> 00:45:21,677 Hey, is that you, man? 862 00:45:22,011 --> 00:45:23,763 I heard what you did on your PS-Opp. 863 00:45:23,846 --> 00:45:25,306 Can we get a picture? 864 00:45:25,389 --> 00:45:27,558 [announcer] Thanks to everyone participating 865 00:45:27,642 --> 00:45:30,102 in the 55th annual Portland... 866 00:45:30,186 --> 00:45:31,187 Thanks, man. 867 00:45:33,230 --> 00:45:34,273 What was that? 868 00:45:35,441 --> 00:45:36,359 It's nothing. 869 00:45:36,442 --> 00:45:38,569 I made a mistake. Can we go now? 870 00:45:39,028 --> 00:45:40,071 [girl] That is the kid... 871 00:45:40,404 --> 00:45:42,239 I can't believe I cared about this. 872 00:45:42,865 --> 00:45:43,865 This is so stupid. 873 00:45:44,241 --> 00:45:45,701 - Holy... - Ghost! 874 00:45:45,785 --> 00:45:46,994 - Holy... - Ghost! 875 00:45:47,078 --> 00:45:48,287 - Holy... - Ghost! 876 00:45:48,371 --> 00:45:49,413 - Holy... - Ghost! 877 00:45:49,497 --> 00:45:50,497 - Holy... - Ghost! 878 00:45:50,790 --> 00:45:54,835 Well... we can't just go home now, can we? 879 00:45:54,919 --> 00:45:56,337 - Holy... - Ghost! 880 00:45:56,420 --> 00:45:57,421 - Holy... - Ghost! 881 00:45:57,505 --> 00:45:58,505 Come on. 882 00:45:59,674 --> 00:46:03,469 [Solomon] My parents are going to kill me if I'm not home in time. 883 00:46:03,552 --> 00:46:07,264 Chill out. It's happy hour, and you don't look happy. 884 00:46:07,765 --> 00:46:08,891 Get your fakes out. 885 00:46:09,183 --> 00:46:10,434 My fake what? 886 00:46:13,104 --> 00:46:17,608 No. We have to go home now. 887 00:46:17,692 --> 00:46:19,026 Let's just vote on it. 888 00:46:23,406 --> 00:46:26,117 [dance music playing] 889 00:46:32,331 --> 00:46:34,291 I love how hot I am in gay bars. 890 00:46:34,375 --> 00:46:35,375 [Howie chuckles] 891 00:46:39,171 --> 00:46:40,171 Give him a second. 892 00:46:40,715 --> 00:46:42,174 - You going? Okay. - Yeah. You good? 893 00:46:42,258 --> 00:46:43,258 Yeah. 894 00:46:48,931 --> 00:46:51,183 Your friend looks pretty miserable over there. 895 00:46:51,767 --> 00:46:53,602 It's been a long day. 896 00:46:54,353 --> 00:46:55,438 Any suggestions? 897 00:47:10,786 --> 00:47:13,831 They tell me not to write about the mayor, I don't. 898 00:47:14,290 --> 00:47:16,125 I don't write about you and Healy, either. 899 00:47:16,625 --> 00:47:19,295 I give in to everyone, and where does it get me? 900 00:47:19,628 --> 00:47:21,297 Who told you about me and Healy? 901 00:47:26,343 --> 00:47:28,345 I should still write an article on it. 902 00:47:28,763 --> 00:47:30,014 I might. 903 00:47:30,973 --> 00:47:33,309 It's news, real news. 904 00:47:33,809 --> 00:47:35,620 He shouldn't be allowed to teach at our school, 905 00:47:35,644 --> 00:47:36,479 and you... 906 00:47:36,562 --> 00:47:37,622 You don't know anything about what happened. 907 00:47:37,646 --> 00:47:40,775 I can guess, but I know it's pretty gross, 908 00:47:40,900 --> 00:47:41,900 and illegal. 909 00:47:47,406 --> 00:47:51,118 First of all, I'm 18, which means I'm an adult, 910 00:47:51,202 --> 00:47:52,745 so I can talk to whoever I want, okay? 911 00:47:52,828 --> 00:47:54,580 You look like you could use a drink. 912 00:47:54,663 --> 00:47:56,415 You look like you could use a shower. 913 00:48:02,546 --> 00:48:06,383 You know, it must be really sad being you, 914 00:48:06,967 --> 00:48:08,844 obsessed with everyone else's life, 915 00:48:08,928 --> 00:48:10,638 but not having one of your own. 916 00:48:17,144 --> 00:48:18,729 I don't want to be like this. 917 00:48:27,613 --> 00:48:28,864 Then don't. 918 00:48:42,336 --> 00:48:43,212 What? 919 00:48:43,295 --> 00:48:44,588 What was that all about? 920 00:48:45,381 --> 00:48:47,967 The bartender gave me a Molly, so I gave it to Solomon. 921 00:48:48,050 --> 00:48:49,093 What? 922 00:48:50,594 --> 00:48:51,754 He needs a little pick-me-up. 923 00:48:51,804 --> 00:48:52,972 You're crazy. 924 00:48:53,055 --> 00:48:54,890 [Howie laughing] I know. 925 00:48:58,310 --> 00:49:00,521 Didn't even get cast as Tituba. 926 00:49:00,604 --> 00:49:03,732 Healy says it was a race thing, which, in my opinion, 927 00:49:03,816 --> 00:49:05,901 is a totally amateur point of view, but... 928 00:49:05,985 --> 00:49:09,446 Baby girl, you're not even black. 929 00:49:09,530 --> 00:49:10,990 How you gonna be Tituba? 930 00:49:11,532 --> 00:49:14,577 Uh, well, hold up, Waleed. Back it up. 931 00:49:14,660 --> 00:49:17,329 Historically, Tituba was South American Arawak, 932 00:49:17,413 --> 00:49:19,915 some shit like that, so... Hey, Howie. 933 00:49:19,999 --> 00:49:21,584 Settle this debate for us. 934 00:49:21,667 --> 00:49:23,377 You've read The Crucible, right? 935 00:49:23,460 --> 00:49:24,295 [vomiting] 936 00:49:24,378 --> 00:49:25,378 Oh, my God. 937 00:49:26,005 --> 00:49:28,632 - Really? Really, wonder boy? - Hey. 938 00:49:28,883 --> 00:49:30,593 Get somebody to clean this up. 939 00:49:30,676 --> 00:49:31,844 [indistinct chatter] 940 00:49:31,927 --> 00:49:33,220 I'm gonna go get the car. 941 00:49:33,596 --> 00:49:35,097 [drunkenly] Ladies, man. 942 00:49:35,723 --> 00:49:37,600 Oh, it's so awesome. 943 00:49:37,683 --> 00:49:41,562 Guess what. I'm a lady's man. 944 00:49:44,315 --> 00:49:45,399 [sighs] 945 00:49:46,942 --> 00:49:51,655 I try to get with girls, but it's like... 946 00:49:51,739 --> 00:49:54,366 - what's wrong with me? - Okay, okay, okay, just... 947 00:49:54,450 --> 00:49:56,785 Just calm down, buddy, okay? 948 00:49:56,869 --> 00:49:57,745 I'm not handsome. 949 00:49:57,828 --> 00:50:01,373 No. No, you're handsome. It's just... 950 00:50:02,708 --> 00:50:05,252 all of your shirts have alligators on 'em. 951 00:50:05,711 --> 00:50:07,296 It's like you're always in a costume. 952 00:50:07,379 --> 00:50:08,964 It's like you have no personality. 953 00:50:09,048 --> 00:50:10,966 All right? Maybe that's why you have no friends. 954 00:50:11,050 --> 00:50:12,676 Crap! They towed my car! 955 00:50:12,760 --> 00:50:15,387 I was only maybe three feet into the no parking zone. 956 00:50:15,471 --> 00:50:17,389 Howie, what time is the last bus home? 957 00:50:17,890 --> 00:50:20,392 [announcer over PA] Last call for bus 49, 958 00:50:20,476 --> 00:50:22,269 local service to Eugene, 959 00:50:22,353 --> 00:50:24,104 first stop Salem. 960 00:50:24,897 --> 00:50:26,625 - Bus leaving in three minutes. - [Diwata] It's so slow. 961 00:50:26,649 --> 00:50:27,524 Okay. 962 00:50:27,608 --> 00:50:29,735 [announcer over PA] All passengers should be aboard 963 00:50:29,818 --> 00:50:33,239 for bus 49, local service to Eugene, 964 00:50:33,322 --> 00:50:34,907 - first stop Salem. - Thank you. 965 00:50:35,532 --> 00:50:37,159 Bus leaves in three minutes. 966 00:50:37,451 --> 00:50:39,411 Yes. Yes, it's all right. 967 00:50:39,495 --> 00:50:40,621 Okay? 968 00:50:41,330 --> 00:50:42,330 Okay. 969 00:50:42,498 --> 00:50:43,582 Okay. 970 00:50:46,085 --> 00:50:48,337 Ma'am, hi. So sorry. 971 00:50:48,420 --> 00:50:50,005 This is the last bus to Salem, right? 972 00:50:50,089 --> 00:50:51,775 - [bus operator] It sure is. - Oh, thank God. 973 00:50:51,799 --> 00:50:55,010 [sighs in relief] Okay, we would love three tickets. 974 00:50:55,261 --> 00:50:56,720 - [panting] - Mmhmm. 975 00:50:56,804 --> 00:50:58,180 Uh... Oh! 976 00:50:59,640 --> 00:51:01,016 Wait. Where's Solomon? 977 00:51:01,809 --> 00:51:02,869 [Howie] Is that him right... 978 00:51:02,893 --> 00:51:04,937 - [Diwata] Oh, my God. - [Howie] Solomon! Solomon! 979 00:51:05,521 --> 00:51:06,922 [Howie] Solomon, what are you doing? 980 00:51:07,398 --> 00:51:09,275 - I hate my clothes. - [Diwata] Solomon! 981 00:51:09,358 --> 00:51:11,694 What the hell are you doing? We're gonna miss the bus! 982 00:51:11,777 --> 00:51:12,778 Why do you hate me? 983 00:51:12,861 --> 00:51:14,547 We could talk about this when we're on the bus, okay? 984 00:51:14,571 --> 00:51:17,908 - Can we... - Get him out! Oh, God. 985 00:51:17,992 --> 00:51:18,992 [Solomon grunting] 986 00:51:19,159 --> 00:51:20,845 Solomon, just, just give me your hand, okay? 987 00:51:20,869 --> 00:51:22,288 - Stop it! - Oh! 988 00:51:23,247 --> 00:51:24,665 Guys, come on. You guys... 989 00:51:24,748 --> 00:51:27,751 Where's my phone? Oh, no. 990 00:51:27,835 --> 00:51:29,086 Sorry. 991 00:51:29,878 --> 00:51:32,298 I thought you'd be more fun on drugs. 992 00:51:32,381 --> 00:51:34,091 Guys, I promise, once we get on that bus, 993 00:51:34,174 --> 00:51:35,968 we're gonna have a good laugh about all this. 994 00:51:38,554 --> 00:51:40,055 Drugs? 995 00:51:40,472 --> 00:51:41,598 You gave me drugs? 996 00:51:43,183 --> 00:51:46,812 I thought this is what being drunk was like. 997 00:51:52,818 --> 00:51:56,488 Hi. We'd like your finest suite near the Jacuzzi, please. 998 00:52:06,123 --> 00:52:07,333 Okay, come on. 999 00:52:07,416 --> 00:52:10,044 Go right... right there. 1000 00:52:10,127 --> 00:52:11,128 There you go. 1001 00:52:11,211 --> 00:52:12,921 [sighs] Oh, my gosh. 1002 00:52:14,006 --> 00:52:15,799 Why does my head feel so heavy? 1003 00:52:17,301 --> 00:52:19,053 Can you feel my head, please? 1004 00:52:19,136 --> 00:52:20,220 Feel it. 1005 00:52:20,304 --> 00:52:22,097 [Diwata and Howie giggling] 1006 00:52:22,389 --> 00:52:23,599 [groaning] 1007 00:52:23,682 --> 00:52:25,601 Let me get you some water. 1008 00:52:25,684 --> 00:52:27,311 You're gonna be okay. Let me just... 1009 00:52:29,355 --> 00:52:31,440 I can't believe you gave me drugs. 1010 00:52:32,024 --> 00:52:33,275 What kind of drug is this? 1011 00:52:33,776 --> 00:52:34,943 When is it gonna be over? 1012 00:52:35,027 --> 00:52:38,614 Okay, Solomon, I just texted your mom so she won't worry. 1013 00:52:39,406 --> 00:52:40,616 [phone beeps] 1014 00:52:43,577 --> 00:52:45,204 This is not our son. 1015 00:52:48,207 --> 00:52:49,416 Call Marie. 1016 00:52:49,875 --> 00:52:52,836 I can't believe all this stuff is included with the room. 1017 00:52:53,504 --> 00:52:55,839 Howie, free hot cocoa mix. 1018 00:52:56,006 --> 00:52:57,006 It's free. 1019 00:53:01,845 --> 00:53:03,555 Here you go. Drink that. 1020 00:53:04,348 --> 00:53:07,267 -Is my head the same size as yours? -[phone vibrating] 1021 00:53:09,103 --> 00:53:10,187 Crap. 1022 00:53:11,688 --> 00:53:12,773 Hi, Mom. 1023 00:53:14,149 --> 00:53:16,193 Find out what to believe. 1024 00:53:16,276 --> 00:53:18,278 His parents are already here at work. 1025 00:53:18,529 --> 00:53:20,197 Well, you stay put, okay? 1026 00:53:20,739 --> 00:53:22,491 Okay. Goodbye. 1027 00:53:22,741 --> 00:53:24,993 They're in a hotel in Portland. They're safe. 1028 00:53:25,869 --> 00:53:28,163 I just don't see why we need to rush there right now. 1029 00:53:28,247 --> 00:53:30,016 They're gonna be home first thing in the morning. 1030 00:53:30,040 --> 00:53:32,167 Okay, it's all right. I can go pick them up. 1031 00:53:32,751 --> 00:53:34,062 I'll see if I can take off from work. 1032 00:53:34,086 --> 00:53:36,088 I have to drive Diwata's car home anyway. 1033 00:53:40,134 --> 00:53:41,218 I knew it. 1034 00:53:41,510 --> 00:53:44,221 I warned you this would happen if we put him in a public school, 1035 00:53:44,596 --> 00:53:45,596 didn't I? 1036 00:53:46,723 --> 00:53:48,183 I'll see you in the morning. 1037 00:53:50,018 --> 00:53:51,645 What you thinking about, Howie? 1038 00:53:53,480 --> 00:53:55,774 I'm thinking about all the hot guys 1039 00:53:55,858 --> 00:53:58,110 you promised I was gonna meet at the competition. 1040 00:53:59,653 --> 00:54:01,405 What are you thinking about, Solomon? 1041 00:54:02,531 --> 00:54:03,740 Abraham Lincoln. 1042 00:54:05,075 --> 00:54:06,410 When I was a kid, 1043 00:54:06,493 --> 00:54:08,328 I got second place in the national 1044 00:54:08,412 --> 00:54:10,172 "Write and illustrate your own book" contest. 1045 00:54:10,456 --> 00:54:12,207 I wrote my book on him. 1046 00:54:12,291 --> 00:54:13,459 On Abraham Lincoln? 1047 00:54:13,542 --> 00:54:15,586 [sighs] As a teenager. 1048 00:54:16,336 --> 00:54:19,840 I have such a deep respect for Abraham Lincoln. 1049 00:54:20,299 --> 00:54:22,759 Okay, when I was in fifth grade I entered that competition, 1050 00:54:22,843 --> 00:54:24,052 and it wasn't national. 1051 00:54:24,136 --> 00:54:25,596 It was just three school districts. 1052 00:54:25,679 --> 00:54:28,265 Okay, that's enough. We're going to the Jacuzzi. 1053 00:54:28,348 --> 00:54:29,933 - It's a pool. - It's water. 1054 00:54:34,688 --> 00:54:36,857 Howie, I've got a plan. 1055 00:54:37,274 --> 00:54:38,317 For our next tournament, 1056 00:54:38,400 --> 00:54:40,027 we need to do Group Interpretation. 1057 00:54:40,110 --> 00:54:41,528 No, I'm done with Speech and Debate. 1058 00:54:41,612 --> 00:54:43,655 Group Interpretation is what we should have done. 1059 00:54:43,864 --> 00:54:46,867 Next time, we'll compete together with our own material. 1060 00:54:47,034 --> 00:54:48,619 We're weaker on our own, but together... 1061 00:54:48,702 --> 00:54:49,912 I'm quitting, too. 1062 00:54:50,537 --> 00:54:52,789 Guys, don't get a bad attitude 1063 00:54:52,873 --> 00:54:55,417 because we lost once. Watch. 1064 00:55:07,554 --> 00:55:08,555 Want some? 1065 00:55:08,639 --> 00:55:10,724 Oh, no, not if there's alcohol in it. 1066 00:55:10,807 --> 00:55:14,269 Well, it's not non-alcoholic wine, Diwata. 1067 00:55:14,353 --> 00:55:15,979 I shouldn't then. I... 1068 00:55:16,980 --> 00:55:19,024 Until I'm into a good BFA program, 1069 00:55:19,107 --> 00:55:21,568 I need to protect my singing voice, you know? 1070 00:55:22,277 --> 00:55:24,821 Yeah, alcohol dries out the chords. 1071 00:55:32,412 --> 00:55:33,622 You know... 1072 00:55:35,082 --> 00:55:38,460 someone who looks a lot like you, 1073 00:55:38,877 --> 00:55:42,881 was checking out the family planning center, 1074 00:55:43,799 --> 00:55:46,218 across from the pizza shop I work at last week. 1075 00:55:47,135 --> 00:55:48,135 And... 1076 00:55:55,811 --> 00:55:57,646 I was just too scared to go in. 1077 00:55:59,273 --> 00:56:01,066 'Cause I'm not sure I'm... 1078 00:56:03,777 --> 00:56:07,197 I did one of those, like, home tests, 1079 00:56:07,281 --> 00:56:11,702 and it was, like, kind of a line, maybe not. 1080 00:56:12,494 --> 00:56:13,745 I can't go to my family doctor, 1081 00:56:13,829 --> 00:56:16,623 so I've gotta go back there to get official results. 1082 00:56:18,041 --> 00:56:19,876 Do you have someone to go with you? 1083 00:56:20,210 --> 00:56:22,254 Most of my friends are older, 1084 00:56:22,337 --> 00:56:24,214 from theater camp, so... 1085 00:56:29,886 --> 00:56:32,306 You know, as long as we figure out the time-difference issue, 1086 00:56:32,389 --> 00:56:33,682 I think there's totally a way 1087 00:56:33,765 --> 00:56:35,642 to integrate teenage Abraham Lincoln 1088 00:56:35,726 --> 00:56:38,228 into The Crucible, my Mary Warren musical. 1089 00:56:38,312 --> 00:56:39,396 I told you about it, right? 1090 00:56:39,605 --> 00:56:41,857 So you have to tell me the story when you're sober. 1091 00:56:41,940 --> 00:56:43,525 Do not let me forget, okay? 1092 00:56:43,609 --> 00:56:46,278 -[door unlocking] -Uh... Hello. I put the sign on the door. 1093 00:56:49,740 --> 00:56:50,991 Mom. 1094 00:56:51,241 --> 00:56:52,242 Don't say another word. 1095 00:56:52,576 --> 00:56:56,204 You are on very thin ice. 1096 00:56:56,288 --> 00:56:57,372 I smell vomit. 1097 00:57:00,000 --> 00:57:02,336 [school bell ringing] 1098 00:57:07,382 --> 00:57:08,382 Is this a joke? 1099 00:57:09,384 --> 00:57:10,302 Nine hundred and thirty seven dollars. 1100 00:57:10,385 --> 00:57:12,179 Hotels, food, expenses. 1101 00:57:12,262 --> 00:57:13,805 The entrance fees were, like, 100 each. 1102 00:57:13,889 --> 00:57:15,557 Pool, furniture repair. 1103 00:57:15,641 --> 00:57:17,517 Your club was never even approved. 1104 00:57:17,726 --> 00:57:19,811 You don't even have a faculty advisor. 1105 00:57:20,020 --> 00:57:21,647 I supervise team. 1106 00:57:21,855 --> 00:57:24,524 Who the hell are... Who the hell is she? 1107 00:57:24,608 --> 00:57:26,777 I work in cafeteria for seven years. 1108 00:57:27,527 --> 00:57:28,820 Sir, we never intended... 1109 00:57:28,904 --> 00:57:30,656 You all have parents on the school board. 1110 00:57:30,739 --> 00:57:32,449 What is wrong with you? 1111 00:57:32,991 --> 00:57:35,202 You're lucky that I don't suspend you all 1112 00:57:35,285 --> 00:57:37,788 for fraudulently representing our school. 1113 00:57:38,163 --> 00:57:41,041 You all have two weeks of detention, and no more clubs. 1114 00:57:41,249 --> 00:57:42,751 What about the school newspaper? 1115 00:57:43,794 --> 00:57:44,920 You're joking, right? 1116 00:57:46,129 --> 00:57:50,550 Journalism relies on morals, ethics, and honesty. 1117 00:57:50,968 --> 00:57:54,179 There is no way that this school 1118 00:57:54,262 --> 00:57:57,599 is gonna pay a dime towards these bills. 1119 00:58:02,854 --> 00:58:04,189 I have some money saved up. 1120 00:58:04,272 --> 00:58:05,816 Yeah, not enough to cover this. 1121 00:58:06,024 --> 00:58:07,401 My mother's broke, Diwata. 1122 00:58:07,484 --> 00:58:09,725 It's gonna take me all summer to even put a dent in this. 1123 00:58:09,945 --> 00:58:13,031 If I was running things, we would have at least followed the rules. 1124 00:58:13,115 --> 00:58:15,756 If you were running things, we never would have made it to Portland. 1125 00:58:38,098 --> 00:58:40,183 [crickets chirping] 1126 00:58:42,227 --> 00:58:48,775 [Solomon on video] Then I could similarly surmise that short people... 1127 00:58:49,026 --> 00:58:54,865 are stupider than taller people, 1128 00:58:55,323 --> 00:58:59,828 because you can't see as much 1129 00:58:59,911 --> 00:59:01,538 as taller people, 1130 00:59:02,122 --> 00:59:05,459 and they have smaller brain... 1131 00:59:11,006 --> 00:59:13,300 [indistinct chatter and laughter] 1132 00:59:15,093 --> 00:59:17,304 [student 1] Hey, you ain't that tall either, Solomon. 1133 00:59:26,480 --> 00:59:29,191 -[phone vibrates] -[student 2] My brother's tall, and he hates you. 1134 00:59:47,084 --> 00:59:48,251 [James and Susan arguing] 1135 00:59:48,335 --> 00:59:50,712 [Solomon on video] speaker's logic, 1136 00:59:50,796 --> 00:59:54,382 I'd argue that being short has a lot to do 1137 00:59:54,466 --> 00:59:57,761 with how doomed you are in life. 1138 00:59:57,844 --> 01:00:00,180 [James] Don't burden this on me again. 1139 01:00:00,263 --> 01:00:02,241 [judge at debate] You were supposed to argue the opposition. 1140 01:00:02,265 --> 01:00:05,266 -[James] I don't know what you want from me! -[Susan] What are you talking... 1141 01:00:21,827 --> 01:00:22,907 [message sent tone playing] 1142 01:01:01,533 --> 01:01:02,826 [baby crying] 1143 01:01:17,340 --> 01:01:18,383 [clears throat] 1144 01:01:19,384 --> 01:01:21,761 Relax. You look way too gay to be the father. 1145 01:01:22,095 --> 01:01:23,722 Plus I used a fake name. 1146 01:01:23,972 --> 01:01:26,433 Diwata Obama? 1147 01:01:32,898 --> 01:01:35,066 Is it weird we're celebrating my false alarm 1148 01:01:35,150 --> 01:01:36,568 by giving me a food baby? 1149 01:01:39,487 --> 01:01:42,365 - What, too soon? - Yeah, too soon. Too soon. 1150 01:01:45,660 --> 01:01:47,162 You know you're really lucky, right? 1151 01:01:49,539 --> 01:01:50,582 I know. 1152 01:01:52,667 --> 01:01:56,046 Especially since that guy, Mark... 1153 01:01:59,507 --> 01:02:01,176 day after we did it, I... 1154 01:02:01,384 --> 01:02:04,304 called just to say hey or whatever, and he was like, 1155 01:02:05,096 --> 01:02:08,183 "I never would have slept with you if I wasn't so wasted," 1156 01:02:08,266 --> 01:02:09,266 so... 1157 01:02:09,851 --> 01:02:13,146 So you guys are... getting married? 1158 01:02:13,230 --> 01:02:14,564 [chuckles] 1159 01:02:15,732 --> 01:02:17,413 [sarcastically] Yep. It's a spring wedding. 1160 01:02:18,652 --> 01:02:19,945 I have a surprise for you. 1161 01:02:27,035 --> 01:02:28,245 [laughs] 1162 01:02:29,037 --> 01:02:30,163 How did you get that? 1163 01:02:31,373 --> 01:02:33,959 All the entries are archived at the library. 1164 01:02:34,042 --> 01:02:36,419 Yep, he won second place. 1165 01:02:36,962 --> 01:02:38,421 Prepare thyself. 1166 01:02:43,093 --> 01:02:45,220 "Abraham was just 13 years old, 1167 01:02:45,303 --> 01:02:47,681 but he already loved to read and learn. 1168 01:02:50,016 --> 01:02:53,812 One day, he decided to journey into town to the library 1169 01:02:53,895 --> 01:02:56,606 and see what adventures he could find. 1170 01:02:59,109 --> 01:03:00,735 He read a book about the frontier, 1171 01:03:01,236 --> 01:03:02,862 and he built a log cabin. 1172 01:03:06,324 --> 01:03:08,201 He read a book about the law, 1173 01:03:08,285 --> 01:03:09,995 and he became President." 1174 01:03:15,250 --> 01:03:17,168 You didn't think I'd find out? 1175 01:03:19,504 --> 01:03:20,630 How did you? They told you? 1176 01:03:20,714 --> 01:03:21,756 Of course they told me. 1177 01:03:21,840 --> 01:03:23,633 It's my credit card, Diwata. 1178 01:03:24,426 --> 01:03:27,178 And I am not busting my ass nights at the hospital 1179 01:03:27,262 --> 01:03:29,931 for you to take my money and throw it in the street. 1180 01:03:30,682 --> 01:03:33,393 Yeah. Well... sorry. 1181 01:03:33,476 --> 01:03:34,477 That's not good enough. 1182 01:03:34,561 --> 01:03:36,896 You forged a signature on the entry form. 1183 01:03:36,980 --> 01:03:38,565 Oksana works in the building. 1184 01:03:40,025 --> 01:03:41,025 No theater camp, 1185 01:03:41,192 --> 01:03:43,945 and you're going back to Olive Garden until this debt is paid off. 1186 01:03:44,029 --> 01:03:45,280 I already called them. 1187 01:03:56,624 --> 01:03:57,876 He didn't come to school today. 1188 01:03:58,293 --> 01:03:59,419 He'll survive. 1189 01:04:02,547 --> 01:04:04,382 Remember that show on MTV 1190 01:04:04,466 --> 01:04:06,509 where the bully pulls the nerd's pants down, 1191 01:04:06,593 --> 01:04:09,554 but the nerd's, you know, well endowed, 1192 01:04:09,637 --> 01:04:11,139 so he becomes really popular? 1193 01:04:12,098 --> 01:04:13,099 Yeah. 1194 01:04:14,851 --> 01:04:17,354 -So? -So this is the opposite of that. 1195 01:04:18,646 --> 01:04:19,898 Solomon needs us. 1196 01:04:24,027 --> 01:04:26,780 I mean, I always knew you guys had a big house, but... 1197 01:04:27,781 --> 01:04:28,781 whoa. 1198 01:04:30,283 --> 01:04:31,951 You could play baseball out here. 1199 01:04:32,619 --> 01:04:34,371 Or do Shakespeare in the yard. 1200 01:04:35,246 --> 01:04:37,540 "Deny thy father, and refuse thy name." 1201 01:04:38,249 --> 01:04:40,001 Have fun playing the nurse. 1202 01:04:43,380 --> 01:04:44,589 The lights are pretty. 1203 01:04:44,839 --> 01:04:46,174 Did your mom put 'em up? 1204 01:04:47,258 --> 01:04:48,258 Where is Mom? 1205 01:04:49,386 --> 01:04:51,513 She out banning some books? 1206 01:04:53,181 --> 01:04:54,307 Burning them? 1207 01:04:54,849 --> 01:04:57,352 I think my parents are breaking up. 1208 01:04:57,685 --> 01:04:59,270 I don't even want to finish school. 1209 01:04:59,354 --> 01:05:01,231 Hey, no, no, no, no, no. 1210 01:05:01,314 --> 01:05:02,607 Why should I go back? 1211 01:05:03,149 --> 01:05:06,653 You even said I have no personality. 1212 01:05:07,362 --> 01:05:09,030 I have no friends. 1213 01:05:12,158 --> 01:05:13,618 And now... 1214 01:05:14,744 --> 01:05:17,705 I lost my virginity with my sweatshirt on. 1215 01:05:17,789 --> 01:05:18,623 What? 1216 01:05:18,706 --> 01:05:22,127 I feel bad. He looks like he's gonna kill himself, so I'm just saying... 1217 01:05:26,089 --> 01:05:27,465 No one knows that. 1218 01:05:29,050 --> 01:05:33,304 I was home on my mom's bed. 1219 01:05:33,388 --> 01:05:35,098 [chuckles] Oh, my God. 1220 01:05:35,306 --> 01:05:38,059 My pants were around my ankles, 1221 01:05:38,518 --> 01:05:41,062 wearing this lame sweatshirt. I... [scoffs] 1222 01:05:42,730 --> 01:05:45,275 It was a hand-me-down from my cousin, and... 1223 01:05:47,735 --> 01:05:50,029 I had to throw it away. I... 1224 01:05:50,113 --> 01:05:52,157 couldn't look at it after it was over. 1225 01:05:55,368 --> 01:05:57,203 Could have at least had a nice one on. 1226 01:05:58,496 --> 01:06:02,208 I have a Champion sweatshirt I like. 1227 01:06:07,547 --> 01:06:08,715 Your turn. 1228 01:06:10,425 --> 01:06:11,468 Oh, my God. I... 1229 01:06:11,551 --> 01:06:12,594 Say something. 1230 01:06:17,599 --> 01:06:19,100 I'm in love with Diwata. 1231 01:06:25,023 --> 01:06:26,023 Um... 1232 01:06:29,319 --> 01:06:30,319 Okay. 1233 01:06:32,906 --> 01:06:34,782 Okay, um... 1234 01:06:35,617 --> 01:06:37,994 [takes a deep breath] 1235 01:06:40,163 --> 01:06:42,081 Before, in the car, 1236 01:06:43,124 --> 01:06:44,209 I lied. 1237 01:06:46,294 --> 01:06:49,672 The dance in Scouts to "Freedom", 1238 01:06:51,090 --> 01:06:52,425 I did teach the kids. 1239 01:06:53,092 --> 01:06:55,929 And I got up, and I did it, 1240 01:06:56,763 --> 01:07:00,058 complete with all of these crazy, like... 1241 01:07:01,518 --> 01:07:02,518 flaming moves. 1242 01:07:03,853 --> 01:07:08,107 And while I was dancing, the Scout leaders, 1243 01:07:09,025 --> 01:07:13,571 they were trying to hide that they were laughing, 1244 01:07:13,655 --> 01:07:15,490 like really laughing. 1245 01:07:16,783 --> 01:07:17,951 And they were, like, 1246 01:07:18,326 --> 01:07:21,663 shifting their weight and coughing, 1247 01:07:21,746 --> 01:07:23,081 but it was obvious. 1248 01:07:23,831 --> 01:07:28,086 And the guy that my mom was dating at the time... 1249 01:07:29,295 --> 01:07:32,340 he actually stood up... 1250 01:07:34,092 --> 01:07:35,510 stopped the music, 1251 01:07:36,511 --> 01:07:38,429 and made me walk back to my seat. 1252 01:07:43,601 --> 01:07:46,521 I dropped out of Scouts 1253 01:07:46,729 --> 01:07:48,982 because the kids started calling me... 1254 01:07:50,191 --> 01:07:51,693 Miss Gay BSA. 1255 01:07:53,278 --> 01:07:54,279 BSA? 1256 01:07:55,989 --> 01:07:57,073 Bathing suit areas... 1257 01:07:57,156 --> 01:07:58,866 - No, idiot... - From stranger danger? 1258 01:07:58,950 --> 01:08:00,326 Boy Scouts of America. 1259 01:08:02,203 --> 01:08:04,831 Solomon, you know you're grounded. Get inside. 1260 01:08:06,040 --> 01:08:07,834 Guys, I have to go. 1261 01:08:11,421 --> 01:08:12,606 [The Crucible playing] None of you confessed? 1262 01:08:12,630 --> 01:08:14,299 There been many confessed. 1263 01:08:14,382 --> 01:08:16,801 -Who are they? -There be a hundred or more, they say. 1264 01:08:16,884 --> 01:08:17,884 And Giles? 1265 01:08:18,553 --> 01:08:20,179 Giles is dead. 1266 01:08:21,222 --> 01:08:23,474 They press him, John. 1267 01:08:23,558 --> 01:08:24,392 Press? 1268 01:08:24,475 --> 01:08:26,936 Great stones, they lay upon his chest 1269 01:08:27,020 --> 01:08:28,521 until he plead aye or nay. 1270 01:08:29,731 --> 01:08:32,025 They say he give 'em but two words. 1271 01:08:32,650 --> 01:08:35,737 "More weight," he says and died. 1272 01:08:36,070 --> 01:08:38,239 More weight. 1273 01:08:38,323 --> 01:08:40,408 Add another stone. Make him speak. 1274 01:08:40,491 --> 01:08:42,785 More weight. 1275 01:08:42,869 --> 01:08:43,745 Give us a name! 1276 01:08:43,828 --> 01:08:46,664 [Marie] Diwata, you want dinner? I'm leaving now. 1277 01:08:46,748 --> 01:08:49,751 [sighs] Mother, please die so you will be dead. 1278 01:08:52,629 --> 01:08:54,631 I hate eating where I work. It's embarrassing. 1279 01:08:54,714 --> 01:08:56,984 [Marie] Well, you get a discount here. I'm not loaded, you know. 1280 01:08:57,008 --> 01:08:59,093 I know, I know, but everyone here knows me. 1281 01:08:59,177 --> 01:09:01,346 Like, everyone's gonna want to stop and talk to me. 1282 01:09:01,554 --> 01:09:02,388 Diwata. 1283 01:09:02,472 --> 01:09:03,473 [plate crashes on table] 1284 01:09:07,435 --> 01:09:08,728 Did you hear? 1285 01:09:08,811 --> 01:09:11,189 Our local nut case is a star on YouTube now. 1286 01:09:11,397 --> 01:09:12,982 He screamed at us at board meetings, 1287 01:09:13,066 --> 01:09:15,860 and suddenly he's a star with a fan base. 1288 01:09:15,943 --> 01:09:17,320 Seriously? A lot of people. 1289 01:09:17,403 --> 01:09:19,989 Yeah. It's, like, 50,000 hits. 1290 01:09:27,288 --> 01:09:29,874 Oh, there's James. Is he by himself? 1291 01:09:30,750 --> 01:09:31,894 Should we invite him to join us? 1292 01:09:31,918 --> 01:09:32,918 - What? No. - Should we? 1293 01:09:32,960 --> 01:09:34,021 - We should. - Mom, no. Please don't. 1294 01:09:34,045 --> 01:09:35,296 - We should. James. - No. 1295 01:09:35,380 --> 01:09:36,714 Come here. 1296 01:09:40,093 --> 01:09:42,053 James, how's Solomon doing? 1297 01:09:42,136 --> 01:09:45,056 He'll come around. He's just going through a rough spot right now. 1298 01:09:46,099 --> 01:09:47,100 So you don't know. 1299 01:09:47,183 --> 01:09:48,643 - Diwata. - No, it's okay. 1300 01:09:49,185 --> 01:09:50,520 It's okay. It's okay. It's fine. 1301 01:09:51,104 --> 01:09:53,523 Being an adult doesn't mean 1302 01:09:53,606 --> 01:09:56,150 that you suddenly have the answers to everything. 1303 01:09:57,443 --> 01:09:58,903 What do you think I should tell him? 1304 01:10:00,613 --> 01:10:03,366 Uh... That you love him. Start there. 1305 01:10:04,742 --> 01:10:07,537 I'm gonna be such a better parent than you guys, just FYI. 1306 01:10:09,080 --> 01:10:10,873 Could you excuse us for a second? 1307 01:10:11,791 --> 01:10:12,834 Diwata. 1308 01:10:13,000 --> 01:10:14,000 What? 1309 01:10:20,425 --> 01:10:22,844 Do you think my life is easy? 1310 01:10:24,387 --> 01:10:25,888 That I enjoy eating 1311 01:10:25,972 --> 01:10:27,724 at the restaurant where my daughter works? 1312 01:10:27,849 --> 01:10:29,308 - Mom... - No, no, no, no, no. 1313 01:10:29,392 --> 01:10:30,560 You're an adult. 1314 01:10:30,768 --> 01:10:33,020 We're on a first-name basis. You call me Marie. 1315 01:10:33,229 --> 01:10:34,939 No, I don't want to. 1316 01:10:35,022 --> 01:10:36,649 Then let me be your mother. 1317 01:10:37,358 --> 01:10:41,028 Please, please, you have to respect me, 1318 01:10:41,946 --> 01:10:44,490 and you need to stop floating through your life 1319 01:10:44,574 --> 01:10:46,492 like none of this is real, 1320 01:10:46,576 --> 01:10:50,329 because everything I did, at your age, 1321 01:10:51,205 --> 01:10:53,332 is what my life is now. 1322 01:10:55,376 --> 01:10:57,211 - Okay? - I'm sorry. 1323 01:10:57,295 --> 01:10:58,337 - Okay? - I'm sorry. 1324 01:10:58,421 --> 01:11:00,798 I'm sorry, too. Come here. 1325 01:11:01,424 --> 01:11:03,176 [toilet flushing] 1326 01:11:03,593 --> 01:11:05,428 Oh! Oh, no. 1327 01:11:07,054 --> 01:11:08,054 [Marie laughing] 1328 01:11:12,018 --> 01:11:14,854 ♪ When the world Turns against you ♪ 1329 01:11:14,937 --> 01:11:17,857 ♪ And you cannot go on ♪ 1330 01:11:17,940 --> 01:11:20,777 ♪ When your pants Get pulled down ♪ 1331 01:11:20,860 --> 01:11:24,071 ♪ And you'd rather Have them on ♪ 1332 01:11:24,238 --> 01:11:26,783 ♪ When you got zero friends ♪ 1333 01:11:27,074 --> 01:11:29,452 ♪ And you can't get a date ♪ 1334 01:11:30,161 --> 01:11:34,791 ♪ Tell your pant-pullers Bring it on ♪ 1335 01:11:34,874 --> 01:11:37,293 More weight. 1336 01:11:42,340 --> 01:11:45,218 ♪ When your town is Close-minded ♪ 1337 01:11:45,301 --> 01:11:48,304 ♪ And the elders Get their way ♪ 1338 01:11:48,387 --> 01:11:51,265 ♪ So you dye your hair blonde ♪ 1339 01:11:51,349 --> 01:11:54,435 ♪ And you dance like a lady ♪ 1340 01:11:54,519 --> 01:11:57,313 ♪ When you wanted the lead ♪ 1341 01:11:57,396 --> 01:12:00,399 ♪ But 'cause of crap You must wait ♪ 1342 01:12:00,483 --> 01:12:05,321 ♪ Tell those crap-heapers Heap it on ♪ 1343 01:12:05,404 --> 01:12:07,156 More weight. 1344 01:12:08,908 --> 01:12:12,203 ♪ Lay it on ♪ 1345 01:12:12,286 --> 01:12:14,914 More weight. 1346 01:12:14,997 --> 01:12:18,668 ♪ Until I'm gone ♪ 1347 01:12:18,751 --> 01:12:22,171 More weight. 1348 01:12:22,255 --> 01:12:23,923 Bitch, sit on my chest 1349 01:12:24,006 --> 01:12:25,967 with heavy piles of hate. 1350 01:12:27,176 --> 01:12:29,887 More weight. 1351 01:12:40,398 --> 01:12:41,478 [notification tone playing] 1352 01:13:16,267 --> 01:13:17,351 [man] What do you want? 1353 01:13:17,435 --> 01:13:20,479 Uh, I want... I want your advice. 1354 01:13:21,147 --> 01:13:22,189 [man] Go away! 1355 01:13:22,648 --> 01:13:24,191 I just want to talk to you. 1356 01:13:24,275 --> 01:13:26,861 [man] You're on my property. You've been formerly warned. 1357 01:13:26,944 --> 01:13:27,944 Go away. 1358 01:13:29,322 --> 01:13:31,073 I'll fix your pothole. 1359 01:13:34,118 --> 01:13:35,118 [man] Come in. 1360 01:14:01,520 --> 01:14:02,813 What do you want? 1361 01:14:04,774 --> 01:14:05,900 Um... 1362 01:14:07,401 --> 01:14:08,611 Well... 1363 01:14:10,363 --> 01:14:13,115 you're a really big star on YouTube. 1364 01:14:14,617 --> 01:14:16,577 Ah, that's my sister's doing. 1365 01:14:17,453 --> 01:14:19,163 I don't use electricity anymore. 1366 01:14:19,246 --> 01:14:21,082 They can track it backwards now. 1367 01:14:23,459 --> 01:14:24,919 So what do you want? 1368 01:14:28,339 --> 01:14:32,718 I screwed up a lot of stuff, and now... 1369 01:14:33,135 --> 01:14:35,388 I don't know what to do. No one'll listen to me. 1370 01:14:37,014 --> 01:14:39,308 How do you get people to listen to you? 1371 01:14:39,725 --> 01:14:42,603 And now, I mean, they love you. 1372 01:14:45,439 --> 01:14:47,525 Well, you know, getting people to listen to you 1373 01:14:47,608 --> 01:14:50,111 is kind of the opposite of getting people to like you. 1374 01:14:51,153 --> 01:14:53,193 You know, they tell me, "Stick to your two minutes." 1375 01:14:53,239 --> 01:14:56,951 I remind them that I'm gonna speak until I'm done speaking. 1376 01:14:57,034 --> 01:14:58,494 They can arrest me. 1377 01:14:59,370 --> 01:15:02,915 I'm using their stage for my needs, not theirs, my terms. 1378 01:15:04,083 --> 01:15:05,710 Life is a stage. 1379 01:15:09,588 --> 01:15:11,090 Life is a stage. 1380 01:15:13,426 --> 01:15:15,261 What are you doing here? 1381 01:15:16,637 --> 01:15:21,517 I mean, somebody send you to spy on me? 1382 01:15:22,059 --> 01:15:22,977 Oh, no. 1383 01:15:23,060 --> 01:15:25,146 - No? - But... UH... 1384 01:15:26,605 --> 01:15:29,025 -Thank you very much for your time. -Come here. 1385 01:15:41,203 --> 01:15:42,203 [crashing] 1386 01:15:45,291 --> 01:15:46,459 Are you insane? 1387 01:15:46,876 --> 01:15:47,960 Oh, God! 1388 01:15:48,044 --> 01:15:49,754 I'm grounded. You can't be here. 1389 01:15:49,837 --> 01:15:50,837 Howie's here, too. 1390 01:15:51,338 --> 01:15:53,674 Life is a stage. 1391 01:15:54,008 --> 01:15:56,052 - What? - We're in detention forever. 1392 01:15:56,135 --> 01:15:58,262 We can't be in clubs or the play 1393 01:15:58,345 --> 01:16:00,931 or newspapers, but school board meetings 1394 01:16:01,015 --> 01:16:02,349 all have an open mike portion. 1395 01:16:02,433 --> 01:16:04,602 Diwata's right. We're letting them shut us up. 1396 01:16:06,145 --> 01:16:07,980 We kind of came up with this thing. 1397 01:16:09,315 --> 01:16:12,026 Okay, so at the meetings, they have to let us say whatever we want. 1398 01:16:12,109 --> 01:16:14,109 Why don't we do it in a way that they won't forget? 1399 01:16:16,489 --> 01:16:18,365 Honestly, what do you have to lose? 1400 01:16:27,583 --> 01:16:30,920 What on earth? 1401 01:16:31,003 --> 01:16:33,130 What are all these newscasters doing here? 1402 01:16:39,261 --> 01:16:40,638 Nice turnout. 1403 01:16:40,721 --> 01:16:42,181 Told you I got my peeps. 1404 01:16:42,264 --> 01:16:44,517 Custodial staffs love me, just FYI. 1405 01:16:46,102 --> 01:16:50,231 [principal Bellingham] We are very proud to have Salem County's Crimson Tides 1406 01:16:50,314 --> 01:16:53,234 lead us today in the Pledge of Allegiance. 1407 01:16:55,820 --> 01:16:58,322 [all] I pledge allegiance to the flag 1408 01:16:58,405 --> 01:17:00,658 of the United States of America 1409 01:17:00,741 --> 01:17:03,452 and to the republic, for which it stands, 1410 01:17:03,869 --> 01:17:05,788 one nation, under God, 1411 01:17:05,871 --> 01:17:08,457 indivisible, with liberty and justice... 1412 01:17:08,541 --> 01:17:09,917 - for all. - For Paul. 1413 01:17:10,501 --> 01:17:11,877 Ha, how 'bout those Tides? 1414 01:17:13,420 --> 01:17:15,339 Well, welcome... all of you. 1415 01:17:16,340 --> 01:17:17,883 I'm not sure we... 1416 01:17:18,425 --> 01:17:20,845 why we have such a full house tonight, 1417 01:17:20,928 --> 01:17:25,683 but... Nor am I clear on who contacted the ACLU. 1418 01:17:25,850 --> 01:17:28,286 -[light clapping and cheering] -[Principal Bellingham chuckles] 1419 01:17:28,310 --> 01:17:29,979 I just want to assure everyone 1420 01:17:30,062 --> 01:17:33,190 that nothing is decided without hearing 1421 01:17:33,274 --> 01:17:35,943 any of the community's concerns. 1422 01:17:36,110 --> 01:17:37,903 Tonight's meeting uh... 1423 01:17:37,987 --> 01:17:40,156 is going to be an open and fair one 1424 01:17:40,239 --> 01:17:44,326 in which everyone will have the chance to speak. 1425 01:17:44,410 --> 01:17:48,789 However, as per longstanding town bylaws, 1426 01:17:49,039 --> 01:17:51,959 the press will not be able 1427 01:17:52,042 --> 01:17:54,837 to report or film inside. 1428 01:17:55,546 --> 01:17:58,007 There are exits on both sides of the back of the room. 1429 01:17:58,090 --> 01:17:59,758 What's the point of humiliating ourselves 1430 01:17:59,842 --> 01:18:01,051 if nobody's gonna even see it? 1431 01:18:01,135 --> 01:18:03,512 We still have one incognito camera. All we need is one. 1432 01:18:04,346 --> 01:18:05,472 You banned my brother, 1433 01:18:05,556 --> 01:18:08,142 but you can't stop the flood, Bellingham. 1434 01:18:08,601 --> 01:18:09,727 Guess what. The city called. 1435 01:18:10,186 --> 01:18:12,771 They want their first amendment rights back! 1436 01:18:12,980 --> 01:18:15,232 Who's with me? ACLU? 1437 01:18:15,316 --> 01:18:17,818 Yeah. Well, I'm a small independent nation 1438 01:18:17,902 --> 01:18:19,820 with a great big army. No, no, no, no! 1439 01:18:19,904 --> 01:18:21,864 I appreciate diversity, 1440 01:18:21,947 --> 01:18:25,576 -but hoodlum antics will not be tolerated. -Say hi to YouTube, bitches! 1441 01:18:26,118 --> 01:18:28,871 Guys, this isn't the first time we've done this. 1442 01:18:28,954 --> 01:18:31,040 I got a bad feeling about this. 1443 01:18:31,123 --> 01:18:32,893 That's what you said about the Portland trip, and that was amazing. 1444 01:18:32,917 --> 01:18:34,293 Portland was a hellish experience. 1445 01:18:34,376 --> 01:18:37,177 Well, yeah, Portland was the worst day of our lives, but just stay calm. 1446 01:18:44,970 --> 01:18:48,682 Everyone must stick to their three-minute open mike. 1447 01:18:49,141 --> 01:18:50,893 This is for your own benefit, 1448 01:18:51,143 --> 01:18:54,521 so everyone gets the chance to speak. 1449 01:18:54,688 --> 01:18:57,650 Okay? And with that said, 1450 01:18:57,733 --> 01:18:58,733 um... 1451 01:18:59,193 --> 01:19:02,071 the first at the open mike is... 1452 01:19:03,906 --> 01:19:05,115 Diwata Jones. 1453 01:19:22,258 --> 01:19:24,885 Hi. I'm Diwata Jones. 1454 01:19:24,969 --> 01:19:27,805 Though some of you might know me as Sister Berthe 1455 01:19:27,888 --> 01:19:30,683 from sophomore year's production of The Sound of Music. 1456 01:19:31,267 --> 01:19:32,518 [light clapping] 1457 01:19:33,018 --> 01:19:36,355 Before me is the set for Once Upon a Mattress. 1458 01:19:37,106 --> 01:19:39,650 Sadly, I will not be participating 1459 01:19:39,733 --> 01:19:42,194 in this year's show due to miscasting. 1460 01:19:42,653 --> 01:19:44,905 As disturbing as this news has been 1461 01:19:44,989 --> 01:19:47,157 to a lot of people in the community, 1462 01:19:47,283 --> 01:19:48,993 I'm grateful it's led me 1463 01:19:49,076 --> 01:19:52,496 to an amazing new group of people here at North Salem. 1464 01:19:53,706 --> 01:19:57,710 I recently became part of the newly-formed Speech and Debate team, 1465 01:19:57,960 --> 01:20:00,462 the first team in the school's history 1466 01:20:00,546 --> 01:20:03,716 to almost make it to octo-finals 1467 01:20:03,799 --> 01:20:07,094 at the highly prestigious Portland Invitational. 1468 01:20:07,428 --> 01:20:09,638 [light clapping] 1469 01:20:11,557 --> 01:20:14,435 And now, with my remaining two minutes, 1470 01:20:14,852 --> 01:20:17,021 I'd like to show you our team's work 1471 01:20:17,104 --> 01:20:19,523 to prove that the school should support, 1472 01:20:19,815 --> 01:20:22,318 metaphorically and financially, 1473 01:20:22,693 --> 01:20:24,361 our worthwhile endeavor. 1474 01:20:25,863 --> 01:20:27,114 Arnie, lights. 1475 01:20:28,449 --> 01:20:30,492 - [bell ringing] - [audience chattering] 1476 01:20:34,330 --> 01:20:35,622 Where am I? 1477 01:20:36,165 --> 01:20:38,083 I must have fallen through a wormhole 1478 01:20:38,167 --> 01:20:40,085 and traveled back in time. 1479 01:20:41,170 --> 01:20:42,504 But to when? 1480 01:20:46,091 --> 01:20:47,426 And to where? 1481 01:20:53,849 --> 01:20:55,392 ♪ Boy, what you doin'? ♪ 1482 01:20:55,476 --> 01:20:57,227 ♪ Boy, what you thinkin'? ♪ 1483 01:20:57,311 --> 01:20:59,146 ♪ Boy, what's your name? ♪ 1484 01:20:59,229 --> 01:21:01,023 ♪ It's Abraham Lincoln ♪ 1485 01:21:01,106 --> 01:21:04,818 ♪ I've landed in a land That's strange and foreign ♪ 1486 01:21:04,902 --> 01:21:06,028 ♪ Tell me your name ♪ 1487 01:21:06,111 --> 01:21:08,197 ♪ It's Mary Warren ♪ 1488 01:21:08,280 --> 01:21:09,740 ♪ Boy, this is Salem ♪ 1489 01:21:09,823 --> 01:21:11,575 ♪ I just had my trial ♪ 1490 01:21:11,658 --> 01:21:15,329 ♪ They think I'm a witch They think I'm vile ♪ 1491 01:21:15,412 --> 01:21:16,997 ♪ They said Girl, you'll hang ♪ 1492 01:21:17,081 --> 01:21:18,624 ♪ You must confess ♪ 1493 01:21:18,707 --> 01:21:21,710 ♪ So I lied and said Yes, I am possessed ♪ 1494 01:21:21,794 --> 01:21:23,337 ♪ You held it in ♪ 1495 01:21:23,420 --> 01:21:26,215 ♪ I held it in ♪ 1496 01:21:26,298 --> 01:21:28,801 ♪ But, Mary, you lied ♪ 1497 01:21:28,884 --> 01:21:30,636 ♪ I held it in ♪ 1498 01:21:30,719 --> 01:21:33,263 ♪ Don't you feel awful? ♪ 1499 01:21:33,347 --> 01:21:35,891 ♪ Yes, but I'm alive ♪ 1500 01:21:35,974 --> 01:21:37,184 This girl is headstrong. 1501 01:21:37,267 --> 01:21:40,938 ♪ Abe, I lied in court But what the heck ♪ 1502 01:21:41,021 --> 01:21:43,273 ♪ I lost my honor ♪ 1503 01:21:43,357 --> 01:21:47,736 ♪ Not my neck ♪ 1504 01:21:51,115 --> 01:21:53,242 Today is a tough day for me. 1505 01:21:53,325 --> 01:21:56,078 I was just on my way to have a talk with my parents. 1506 01:21:56,161 --> 01:21:57,996 What kind of talk, Abraham? 1507 01:21:58,080 --> 01:22:00,833 Oh, you know. I just wanted to share with them 1508 01:22:00,916 --> 01:22:03,168 that I'm a little different, that I love them, 1509 01:22:03,252 --> 01:22:05,879 but I also love the way army men look, 1510 01:22:05,963 --> 01:22:07,965 in and out of their uniforms. 1511 01:22:08,590 --> 01:22:11,301 Wow. Too bad there's no place 1512 01:22:11,385 --> 01:22:13,053 for you to share your feelings. 1513 01:22:13,512 --> 01:22:15,389 Why don't you join the Recycling Club? 1514 01:22:15,597 --> 01:22:19,101 You don't have to talk about what's on your mind when you can recycle. 1515 01:22:19,184 --> 01:22:20,644 Do you want my advice, Abraham? 1516 01:22:20,727 --> 01:22:22,187 Yes, Mary Warren. 1517 01:22:22,271 --> 01:22:23,355 ♪ Hold it in ♪ 1518 01:22:23,439 --> 01:22:26,066 ♪ I want to share my feelings ♪ 1519 01:22:26,150 --> 01:22:28,444 ♪ No, don't be obscene ♪ 1520 01:22:28,902 --> 01:22:31,029 ♪ Just hold it in ♪ 1521 01:22:31,113 --> 01:22:33,365 ♪ But my voice matters ♪ 1522 01:22:33,449 --> 01:22:36,910 ♪ Not if you're a teen Swallow your feelings ♪ 1523 01:22:36,994 --> 01:22:40,706 ♪ Don't you want to run The country someday? ♪ 1524 01:22:40,789 --> 01:22:42,749 ♪ Yes, you think I can do it? ♪ 1525 01:22:42,833 --> 01:22:44,460 ♪ Not if you're gay ♪ 1526 01:22:44,543 --> 01:22:48,213 ♪ But, Mary, speaking My mind is not a sin ♪ 1527 01:22:48,297 --> 01:22:52,843 ♪ Trust me, I'm a Puritan ♪ 1528 01:22:52,926 --> 01:22:54,887 ♪ Hold it in ♪ 1529 01:22:54,970 --> 01:22:57,014 ♪ Yeah ♪ 1530 01:22:57,097 --> 01:22:59,766 ♪ Keep your feelings inside ♪ 1531 01:22:59,850 --> 01:23:01,768 ♪ Just hold it in ♪ 1532 01:23:01,852 --> 01:23:04,605 ♪ Girl, I can't lie ♪ 1533 01:23:04,688 --> 01:23:07,107 ♪ Just swallow your pride ♪ 1534 01:23:07,191 --> 01:23:08,108 Please don't riff. 1535 01:23:08,192 --> 01:23:09,693 ♪ If I hold it in ♪ 1536 01:23:09,776 --> 01:23:11,737 ♪ I'll lose my bravery ♪ 1537 01:23:11,820 --> 01:23:15,407 ♪ If you hold it in You will end slavery ♪ 1538 01:23:15,491 --> 01:23:17,117 ♪ You win ♪ 1539 01:23:17,201 --> 01:23:18,827 ♪ I win ♪ 1540 01:23:18,911 --> 01:23:22,539 [together] -♪ If you hold ♪ -♪ If I hold ♪ 1541 01:23:22,623 --> 01:23:29,588 ♪ It in ♪ 1542 01:23:32,758 --> 01:23:33,758 ♪ Yeah ♪ 1543 01:23:40,265 --> 01:23:42,935 Two teenagers, lost, 1544 01:23:43,435 --> 01:23:45,687 separated by different times, 1545 01:23:46,188 --> 01:23:48,857 yet united in their quest to speak their minds. 1546 01:23:49,942 --> 01:23:52,569 Far-fetched? Perhaps. 1547 01:23:53,237 --> 01:23:56,907 But far from true? Far from it. 1548 01:23:57,533 --> 01:24:00,410 Teenagers today are holding lots of things inside... 1549 01:24:01,203 --> 01:24:05,040 like feelings, fears, and fetuses. 1550 01:24:05,249 --> 01:24:07,709 But by keeping these things hidden inside, 1551 01:24:08,377 --> 01:24:10,963 who are kids really helping? 1552 01:24:11,338 --> 01:24:12,464 Themselves? 1553 01:24:13,173 --> 01:24:16,301 Or the adults who would rather ignore these subjects 1554 01:24:16,385 --> 01:24:17,970 than have to engage them? 1555 01:24:19,263 --> 01:24:23,267 After all, do we live in Salem, Oregon, 1556 01:24:23,892 --> 01:24:28,105 or Salem, Massachusetts, circa 1692? 1557 01:24:28,814 --> 01:24:31,483 Puritanism seems to be alive and well in Salem, 1558 01:24:32,401 --> 01:24:35,529 so I ask, would Mary Warren's naked forest dancing 1559 01:24:35,612 --> 01:24:37,322 be any more welcome today? 1560 01:24:39,074 --> 01:24:40,074 Let's find out. 1561 01:24:40,951 --> 01:24:42,160 Arnie! 1562 01:24:43,662 --> 01:24:47,332 ["Freedom '90" playing] 1563 01:24:51,295 --> 01:24:54,089 ♪ I was every little Hungry schoolgirl's ♪ 1564 01:24:54,172 --> 01:24:55,257 ♪ Pride and joy ♪ 1565 01:24:55,340 --> 01:24:57,676 ♪ And I guess It was enough for me ♪ 1566 01:24:59,761 --> 01:25:02,264 ♪ I think there's something You should know ♪ 1567 01:25:02,347 --> 01:25:04,891 ♪ I think it's time I told you so ♪ 1568 01:25:04,975 --> 01:25:07,102 ♪ There's something Deep inside of me... ♪ 1569 01:25:07,185 --> 01:25:09,563 Featured ensemble, my ass. 1570 01:25:10,355 --> 01:25:12,858 ♪ Take back your picture In a frame ♪ 1571 01:25:12,941 --> 01:25:15,611 ♪ Take back your singing In the rain ♪ 1572 01:25:15,694 --> 01:25:17,904 ♪ I just hope you understand ♪ 1573 01:25:17,988 --> 01:25:20,365 ♪ Sometimes the clothes Do not make the man ♪ 1574 01:25:20,532 --> 01:25:23,869 ♪ All we have to do now... ♪ 1575 01:25:32,502 --> 01:25:36,840 ♪ Is take these lies And make them true ♪ 1576 01:25:36,965 --> 01:25:37,965 ♪ Somehow ♪ 1577 01:25:38,008 --> 01:25:42,095 ♪ All we have to see ♪ 1578 01:25:42,346 --> 01:25:44,931 ♪ Is that I don't belong To you ♪ 1579 01:25:45,015 --> 01:25:48,226 ♪ And you don't belong To me, yeah yeah ♪ 1580 01:25:48,310 --> 01:25:51,897 ♪ Freedom Freedom ♪ 1581 01:25:53,565 --> 01:25:55,651 ♪ Freedom ♪ 1582 01:25:55,734 --> 01:25:58,403 ♪ You've gotta give For what you take ♪ 1583 01:25:58,862 --> 01:26:00,447 ♪ Freedom ♪ 1584 01:26:01,365 --> 01:26:02,949 ♪ Freedom ♪ 1585 01:26:04,117 --> 01:26:05,535 ♪ Freedom ♪ 1586 01:26:06,119 --> 01:26:08,830 ♪ You've gotta give For what you take ♪ 1587 01:26:09,623 --> 01:26:12,542 ♪ Heaven knows we sure Had some fun boy ♪ 1588 01:26:12,751 --> 01:26:15,253 ♪ What a kick Just a buddy and me ♪ 1589 01:26:15,379 --> 01:26:18,382 ♪ What a kick Just a buddy and me ♪ 1590 01:26:19,383 --> 01:26:22,094 We aren't leaving until we have a GSA! 1591 01:26:22,177 --> 01:26:24,888 We won't rest until Mary Rodgers' real lines 1592 01:26:24,971 --> 01:26:26,431 are put back into the school play! 1593 01:26:26,973 --> 01:26:29,226 We won't stop until the newspaper can write 1594 01:26:29,309 --> 01:26:32,437 about issues that actually concern the student body. 1595 01:26:32,521 --> 01:26:34,064 We won't stop... 1596 01:26:35,816 --> 01:26:38,568 until people are held accountable for their actions. 1597 01:26:38,819 --> 01:26:40,153 Try and stop us! 1598 01:26:40,237 --> 01:26:42,406 You can't possibly stop us from... 1599 01:26:42,489 --> 01:26:43,809 [man in audience] What's going on? 1600 01:26:59,381 --> 01:27:01,133 Saw your video online. 1601 01:27:01,591 --> 01:27:02,676 You were awesome. 1602 01:27:08,682 --> 01:27:09,682 Thanks. 1603 01:27:09,808 --> 01:27:10,808 [shushes] 1604 01:27:23,739 --> 01:27:27,159 Oksana recorded it on her Razr, so the quality's shit, 1605 01:27:27,242 --> 01:27:29,244 but 84 views. 1606 01:27:29,327 --> 01:27:30,662 We might go viral, people. 1607 01:27:30,746 --> 01:27:32,080 Can I see, please? 1608 01:27:32,873 --> 01:27:34,583 If those 84 people tell their friends, 1609 01:27:34,666 --> 01:27:35,917 who tell their friends... 1610 01:27:36,501 --> 01:27:38,044 I say we monetize my YouTube account 1611 01:27:38,128 --> 01:27:39,480 - instantly. I'm serious. - [reporter] Hey. 1612 01:27:39,504 --> 01:27:40,380 Guys, look. 1613 01:27:40,464 --> 01:27:41,464 Hey. 1614 01:27:46,261 --> 01:27:47,512 Are you guys students here? 1615 01:27:48,430 --> 01:27:49,264 Yeah. 1616 01:27:49,347 --> 01:27:51,748 We've been hearing there have been some issues with teachers. 1617 01:27:51,975 --> 01:27:53,101 Censorship. 1618 01:27:53,268 --> 01:27:54,394 And a play was rewritten 1619 01:27:54,478 --> 01:27:55,854 without the author's permission. 1620 01:27:56,938 --> 01:27:58,482 Do you guys know anything about that? 1621 01:27:59,149 --> 01:28:00,400 Yeah. This is your guy. 1622 01:28:01,067 --> 01:28:02,778 He'll tell you everything you need to know. 1623 01:28:02,986 --> 01:28:03,986 Okay. 1624 01:28:04,154 --> 01:28:06,114 Hey. I'm Solomon. 1625 01:28:06,323 --> 01:28:08,116 I used to work for the school paper. 1626 01:28:08,200 --> 01:28:09,201 Rachel. Nice to meet you. 1627 01:28:09,284 --> 01:28:10,284 Nice to meet you. 1628 01:28:10,327 --> 01:28:12,913 So do you like working at the school paper? 1629 01:28:13,872 --> 01:28:15,457 [chuckles] Uh... 1630 01:28:15,957 --> 01:28:17,417 It was something else. Uh... 1631 01:28:18,251 --> 01:28:21,412 -[message received tone plays] -[Solomon] Well, I started when I was a sophomore. 1632 01:28:21,630 --> 01:28:23,173 That was last year. 1633 01:28:23,256 --> 01:28:24,299 At the beginning, 1634 01:28:24,382 --> 01:28:26,843 it seemed like a better choice than yearbook... 1635 01:28:26,927 --> 01:28:28,094 What? 1636 01:28:28,678 --> 01:28:30,388 - What? - No, this has got to be a joke. 1637 01:28:30,472 --> 01:28:31,515 What? 1638 01:28:32,557 --> 01:28:34,309 - [Solomon] Anyway... - What? Accept it! 1639 01:28:34,392 --> 01:28:35,393 No! 1640 01:28:35,852 --> 01:28:37,312 You didn't realize he was into you? 1641 01:28:37,395 --> 01:28:38,313 No. 1642 01:28:38,396 --> 01:28:39,564 You... What about gaydar? 1643 01:28:39,648 --> 01:28:41,733 It was turned off. I was too nervous. 1644 01:28:42,275 --> 01:28:43,276 This is crazy. 1645 01:28:43,443 --> 01:28:44,277 [message received tone playing] 1646 01:28:44,361 --> 01:28:45,529 No. 1647 01:28:45,737 --> 01:28:46,822 What? 1648 01:28:46,947 --> 01:28:48,406 He says he wants to go out on a date. 1649 01:28:48,490 --> 01:28:49,991 Oh, my God. 1650 01:28:50,325 --> 01:28:51,743 That is amazing. 1651 01:28:51,827 --> 01:28:53,870 [Solomon] have a point of view on my own school. 1652 01:28:56,164 --> 01:28:59,125 I had to report on topics that were already decided on, 1653 01:28:59,626 --> 01:29:01,628 and that's the opposite of reporting. 1654 01:29:03,255 --> 01:29:06,842 But the newspaper, the arts, our clubs, 1655 01:29:07,843 --> 01:29:10,136 Look. That's him. That's him. 1656 01:29:10,220 --> 01:29:11,638 What's important to our lives. 1657 01:29:13,974 --> 01:29:15,517 But all of these things, 1658 01:29:16,434 --> 01:29:18,687 they were just a symptom of the larger problem. 1659 01:29:20,063 --> 01:29:21,690 No one was listening to us. 1660 01:29:22,816 --> 01:29:24,860 Well, Solomon, we're on air, 1661 01:29:25,402 --> 01:29:28,196 and you're talking to five million people. 1662 01:29:28,780 --> 01:29:31,366 I promise someone's listening now. 1663 01:29:35,453 --> 01:29:38,164 [Solomon] Well, it all started with a pothole. 1664 01:29:40,208 --> 01:29:43,503 [Kristin Chenoweth] So this next song is written by one of my superfans. 1665 01:29:43,587 --> 01:29:45,046 Her name is Diwata Jones. 1666 01:29:45,130 --> 01:29:48,341 I thought I'd sing it and send some love back her way... 1667 01:29:48,425 --> 01:29:51,303 since she loves everything I post on Twitter. 1668 01:29:51,386 --> 01:29:52,929 Here we go. 1669 01:29:53,013 --> 01:29:56,099 ♪ Boys don't seem to like me For who I am ♪ 1670 01:29:56,182 --> 01:29:59,060 ♪ I'm not good at romancin' ♪ 1671 01:29:59,269 --> 01:30:02,480 ♪ Others pleasing men by Acting like they're witches ♪ 1672 01:30:02,564 --> 01:30:05,108 ♪ Doing naked forest dancin' ♪ 1673 01:30:05,191 --> 01:30:06,985 ♪ I know a girl Who's good at singing ♪ 1674 01:30:07,068 --> 01:30:08,612 ♪ Like a dying squirrel ♪ 1675 01:30:08,695 --> 01:30:11,740 ♪ And another who still Wants to choose her ♪ 1676 01:30:11,823 --> 01:30:14,743 ♪ But even when we feel Like we are losing out ♪ 1677 01:30:14,826 --> 01:30:18,121 ♪ That doesn't make us losers ♪ 1678 01:30:18,204 --> 01:30:22,042 ♪ 'Cause I'm flying free when I am me ♪ 1679 01:30:22,125 --> 01:30:25,170 ♪ When you are you When we are we ♪ 1680 01:30:25,253 --> 01:30:28,214 ♪ We're flying free If we are three ♪ 1681 01:30:28,298 --> 01:30:31,301 ♪ So you be you And I'll be me ♪ 1682 01:30:31,384 --> 01:30:34,262 ♪ Together, together ♪ 1683 01:30:34,346 --> 01:30:36,931 ♪ Good times are Just beginning ♪ 1684 01:30:37,015 --> 01:30:40,060 ♪ When you try your best Then you are the best ♪ 1685 01:30:40,143 --> 01:30:45,023 ♪ You're a loser Who is winning ♪ 1686 01:30:48,318 --> 01:30:51,279 ♪ Sometimes others think That different is bad ♪ 1687 01:30:51,363 --> 01:30:54,532 ♪ They're scared Unwilling to wager ♪ 1688 01:30:54,616 --> 01:30:57,786 ♪ Sometimes judgey people Just don't understand ♪ 1689 01:30:57,869 --> 01:31:00,538 ♪ That who you are Is how God made you ♪ 1690 01:31:00,622 --> 01:31:03,750 ♪ Even when the bad guys Pull ahead ♪ 1691 01:31:03,833 --> 01:31:06,711 ♪ We're fighting for Our survival ♪ 1692 01:31:06,795 --> 01:31:10,006 ♪ The race is long We won't give up ♪ 1693 01:31:10,090 --> 01:31:13,259 ♪ Even when We don't make finals ♪ 1694 01:31:13,343 --> 01:31:17,138 ♪ 'Cause I'm flying free When I am me ♪ 1695 01:31:17,222 --> 01:31:20,266 ♪ When you are you When we are we ♪ 1696 01:31:20,350 --> 01:31:23,561 ♪ We're flying free If we are three ♪ 1697 01:31:23,645 --> 01:31:26,606 ♪ So you be you And I'll be me ♪ 1698 01:31:26,690 --> 01:31:29,442 ♪ Together, together ♪ 1699 01:31:29,526 --> 01:31:32,278 ♪ Some girls will Always be thinner ♪ 1700 01:31:32,362 --> 01:31:35,281 ♪ If we try our best Then we are the best ♪ 1701 01:31:35,365 --> 01:31:38,493 ♪ This loser is a winner ♪ 1702 01:31:38,576 --> 01:31:41,788 ♪ Just be yourself And you'll come in first ♪ 1703 01:31:41,871 --> 01:31:48,795 ♪ Even if the world Thinks you are the worst ♪ 1704 01:31:49,170 --> 01:31:53,550 ♪ The worst ♪ 1705 01:31:53,633 --> 01:31:56,761 ♪ I'm flying free When I am me ♪ 1706 01:31:56,845 --> 01:31:59,931 ♪ When you are you When we are we ♪ 1707 01:32:00,014 --> 01:32:03,059 ♪ We're flying free If we are three ♪ 1708 01:32:03,143 --> 01:32:06,062 ♪ So you be you And I'll be me ♪ 1709 01:32:06,146 --> 01:32:08,773 ♪ Together, together ♪ 1710 01:32:08,857 --> 01:32:11,735 ♪ Our good times Are just beginning ♪ 1711 01:32:11,818 --> 01:32:14,863 ♪ If we try our best Then we are the best ♪ 1712 01:32:14,946 --> 01:32:17,991 ♪ Just be yourself And forget the past ♪ 1713 01:32:18,074 --> 01:32:21,077 ♪ Love your weirdo self Through thick and thin ♪ 1714 01:32:21,161 --> 01:32:25,331 ♪ If you love yourself Then you always win ♪ 1715 01:32:25,415 --> 01:32:32,380 ♪ You win ♪ 1716 01:32:37,844 --> 01:32:42,140 ♪ Oh, together, Whoa, together ♪ 1717 01:32:42,223 --> 01:32:44,851 ♪ Good times are Just beginning ♪ 1718 01:32:44,934 --> 01:32:47,979 ♪ If we try our best Then we are the best ♪ 1719 01:32:48,062 --> 01:32:54,944 ♪ We're losers Who are winning ♪ 1720 01:32:56,696 --> 01:33:01,576 ♪ We're winning ♪ 1721 01:33:01,659 --> 01:33:03,578 ♪ Yeah ♪ 1722 01:33:03,661 --> 01:33:09,417 ♪ We're winning ♪ 1723 01:33:15,215 --> 01:33:17,383 ♪ Yeah, yeah ♪ 1724 01:33:18,092 --> 01:33:20,428 [instrumental music playing] 1725 01:34:31,249 --> 01:34:33,209 [instrumental music playing] 1726 01:34:47,849 --> 01:34:51,352 ♪ How do you solve A problem like Maria? ♪ 1727 01:34:51,436 --> 01:34:54,898 ♪ How do you catch a cloud And pin it down? ♪ 1728 01:34:54,981 --> 01:34:58,234 ♪ How do you find the words That mean Maria? ♪ 1729 01:34:58,318 --> 01:35:00,028 ♪ A flibbertigibbet A will-o'-the wisp ♪ 1730 01:35:00,111 --> 01:35:02,614 ♪ A clown ♪ 1731 01:35:09,829 --> 01:35:10,955 Where am I? 1732 01:35:11,331 --> 01:35:13,082 I must have fallen through a wormhole 1733 01:35:13,166 --> 01:35:14,834 and traveled back in time. 1734 01:35:17,337 --> 01:35:20,924 ♪ If I hold it in I'll lose my bravery ♪ 1735 01:35:21,007 --> 01:35:24,886 ♪ If you hold it in You will end slavery ♪ 1736 01:35:24,969 --> 01:35:26,346 ♪ You win ♪ 1737 01:35:26,429 --> 01:35:28,139 ♪ I win ♪ 1738 01:35:28,222 --> 01:35:31,768 [together] -♪ If you hold ♪ -♪ If I hold ♪ 1739 01:35:31,851 --> 01:35:38,024 ♪ It in ♪ 1740 01:35:42,028 --> 01:35:43,028 ♪ Yeah ♪ 123435