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‐ Previously
on "Good Girls"...
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‐ A few weeks ago
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that thing with
the bank truck burning up,
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crazy how much it cost me.
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‐ Can't do another one.
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I have a wife.
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‐ Oh, the bitch
who stole my money?
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‐ Convince women
these are real,
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you get ten times the money.
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He didn't know any women
who could afford a real one.
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‐ And we do?
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‐ We might have to find them.
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‐ We could send him to private
school, St. Anne's.
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‐ Did you see the game?
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‐ Dude, you were so good.
You scored, like, 20 goals.
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‐ I at least want
my husband out.
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‐ Not until we know
where the money goes.
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‐ I made a deal to get you out.
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[gate buzzes]
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‐ What did he make
you do this time?
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‐ It's not him.
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‐ Do you want this over or not?
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‐ What if he finds it?
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‐ Improvise.
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‐ Grandma loves Grisham.
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‐ Let me ask you all something.
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What are we doing here?
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‐ Like, right now?
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‐ I mean this operation.
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‐ Yes, you.
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‐ Trying to
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get the bad guy.
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‐ Ah, how?
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‐ Yes, yes, go ahead.
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‐ By following the money.
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‐ And what would get
in the way of that?
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‐ Um...
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‐ If you don't...
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what?
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‐ We don't...
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‐ If you don't‐‐
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‐ Show up on time.
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‐ 'Cause today we got here
before you did.
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‐ No, no, uh‐uh.
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If you don't
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tell us...
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that you're
screwing the target.
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‐ [gasps]
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Yeah!
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Why didn't you tell us?
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‐ Um, because I'm not?
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‐ Your wire would disagree.
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‐ Okay.
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I'm not screwing anyone,
all right?
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‐ Except your friends
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if you want to keep this deal.
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‐ You did it
with him again, dude?
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‐ Not it.
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‐ Then what?
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‐ You know, the other thing.
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‐ Did it involve your vagina?
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‐ Sort of.
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‐ And his penis?
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‐ No.
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‐ So his hm?
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‐ No.
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‐ So his huh.
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‐ Okay, I was trying to
distract him.
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‐ By trapping his fingers?
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‐ Because he was going
to see your wire.
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‐ Unbelievable.
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‐ In his abuelita's house.
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‐ I really don't care
how many bases you rounded.
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‐ They just call her grandma.
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‐ Oh, the boss, right?
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‐ How was I supposed to know?
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‐ Now we're right back
where we started.
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‐ None of this is my fault.
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‐ Okay, just what are we
supposed to do now?
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‐ 'Cause, like,
we really need this deal.
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‐ You are back on the bench.
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One of you two
will have to pinch‐hit.
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‐ Now I'm getting confused
because the baseball stuff
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is blurring with
the sexy stuff and...
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‐ No part of that man
is getting any of this.
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‐ Her wire's still hot.
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‐ Anything good?
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‐ Well, Grandma loves
"Two and a Half Men."
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She's totally sick of CPK,
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and her foot doctor
appointment's on Tuesday.
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‐ What about our guy?
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‐ Oh, he's gonna need her.
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‐ Just don't ask me
to wear a wire again.
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‐ What were you
guys talking about?
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‐ Hey.
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Little Money wants me to cut
the crusts off now.
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‐ You thought about how we're
gonna sell these things?
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‐ Ask me, it's the best part.
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‐ All right. Check this.
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‐ Hm, that's swank.
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‐ Four bedrooms,
open floor plan,
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mad curb appeal.
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‐ Yeah, who's staying there?
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‐ We are.
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It's right by Harry's school.
‐ Mm‐hmm.
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‐ With all those rich moms,
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it's the kind of place
you buy a top‐notch purse.
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‐ Yeah, if you got
two Gs a night.
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‐ One of the girls
at the salons
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cleans these pads
in‐between guests.
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‐ Well, won't they know that
we don't live there?
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‐ Not if we say we do.
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‐ Nah, I can't fake
that kind of money.
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‐ All these bitches
care about are their houses,
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their charities,
and what everyone else has.
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‐ Exactly.
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‐ Okay, you can
just be my arm candy.
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Hey, it's your ass on the line.
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‐ Beth can't be a part of this.
‐ Okay.
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‐ I mean, she makes everything
about her.
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‐ You're right.
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‐ No, I don't think you're
hearing what I'm saying.
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‐ I am.
‐ She does whatever she wants,
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whenever she wants.
‐ I know.
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‐ And the rules don't
ever apply.
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‐ You're right.
‐ Next thing you know,
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you got a bullet in your other
knee, I'm back in jail‐‐
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‐ And she's living large.
‐ Yes.
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She can't even hear about this.
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‐ I agree.
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‐ You know I'm talking about
Beth Boland, right?
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‐ Yup.
‐ Your homie.
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‐ Got it.
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‐ Really?
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‐ She doesn't tell me
everything she does.
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‐ Huh.
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Okay.
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Good.
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‐ They were out of Windex.
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‐ That boy's onto something.
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That's good as hell.
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‐ Oh, no.
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‐ Oh, yeah.
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‐ Mugs?
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‐ Sit down.
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‐ I was really hoping
for more of
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a to‐go kind of
coffee situation.
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[sighs]
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Just, uh,
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just lay it on me, bruh.
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‐ You were right.
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‐ Hm, exciting.
About what?
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‐ I want to pull Ben out
of St. Anne's.
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‐ Wait, what?
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‐ I don't want him to
turn into a rich dick.
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‐ But you wanted him to
go in the first place.
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‐ Well, I changed
my mind, okay?
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‐ What, now that he
has friends?
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‐ This place is evil.
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‐ He has teachers
that love him.
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‐ His teachers will love
him in public school.
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‐ But what about lacrosse?
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‐ He can play
lacrosse anywhere.
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‐ They just got
into the playoffs.
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‐ It's fine, all right, fine,
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but you deal with all
the birthday stuff.
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‐ What does that have to do
with anything?
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‐ You remember Keeley Shukert's
birthday last weekend?
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‐ The Swifty karaoke?
‐ Mm‐hmm, yeah.
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Well, it turns out that it
wasn't a themed party.
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Taylor Swift
actually showed up.
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‐ Taylor Swift came to
a 14‐year‐old's birthday party?
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‐ Yeah, and she played
the whole "1989" album.
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‐ Did she do
"Out of the Woods?"
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‐ The whole album.
‐ What about "Clean"?
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‐ The whole "1989" album, okay?
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All of it.
Every single song.
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And then she stayed
and ate cake.
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‐ My God.
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‐ Yeah. Yeah.
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So, you know, what's Ben gonna
expect for his birthday?
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Selena Gomez?
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‐ I think she charges
by the song
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or by, like, the hour, or by‐‐
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‐ Who cares?
That's not the point.
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The point is
Ben can't think this is
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what birthday parties are.
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‐ I mean, he can't be a dick.
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‐ No, so we gotta pull him out.
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‐ Right.
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‐ Stat.
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‐ What's faster than stat?
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‐ I don't know.
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Maybe you'll figure it out.
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‐ Hang on.
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‐ Well, you gotta tell him.
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‐ Why me?
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‐ 'Cause I'm eating
the tuition.
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‐ Jesus.
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‐ This sucks.
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‐ Yeah.
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‐ Think they forgot to put
the cinnamon in it.
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I think that's what it is.
Hold on.
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‐ Hey, I fed the kids
fish sticks,
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but I told them
it was mozzarella.
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We should get Kenny to cut
his fingernails.
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‐ Why?
He looks like a wizard.
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‐ Are you going out?
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‐ Yeah, I'm gonna
run some errands.
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‐ Like...
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like errands?
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‐ Why are you whispering?
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‐ It's just your hair
and your makeup,
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and you smell good, you know.
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‐ No, I don't.
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‐ Is this, like, an op?
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‐ [whispering]
Okay, between us‐‐
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‐ Yeah.
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‐ You can't tell.
‐ I won't.
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‐ Swear on Emma's life.
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‐ Can I swear on Kenny's?
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‐ Seriously.
‐ I'm sorry. Yes.
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I won't tell, I promise.
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‐ I'm going to
the grocery store.
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‐ [chuckles]
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[mellow rock music playing]
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♪ ♪
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‐ What are you drinking?
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‐ Something strong.
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‐ Nah, come on now.
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So dinner was, uh...
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fun,
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yeah?
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‐ Parts of it.
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‐ Got a problem, though.
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‐ What's that?
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‐ Grandma's pissed
we missed dessert.
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‐ What'd you tell her?
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‐ That you're a fan, too.
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‐ Tell her thank you.
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‐ One more thing though, yeah?
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‐ Never mind,
I'll just write her a note.
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‐ I need a bank.
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‐ Maybe try your
mattress this time.
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‐ Safety deposit box
would be even better.
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‐ Not when your husband's
under house arrest
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for laundering money.
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‐ That's why it can't be you.
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‐ What about the other girls?
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‐ Nah.
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Same kind of heat.
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‐ Okay, who's
it supposed to be?
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‐ It don't matter.
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As long as
they're in mom jeans,
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no one will think twice.
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‐ Why jeans?
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‐ 'Cause a dress
like that draws
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the wrong kind of attention.
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‐ She's not a mom.
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‐ She just needs to get him
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to talk about his money.
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‐ She doesn't look like a mom.
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‐ They record that and boom.
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‐ She doesn't even
walk like a mom.
265
00:11:33,401 --> 00:11:34,819
‐ Racketeering, tax evasion‐‐
266
00:11:34,861 --> 00:11:36,779
‐ 'Cause she's not a mom.
267
00:11:38,489 --> 00:11:40,325
‐ She has a mom.
268
00:11:41,868 --> 00:11:45,079
‐ No gummy bears before
night‐night, little fella.
269
00:11:45,079 --> 00:11:47,248
Don't run
with scissors, tiger.
270
00:11:47,248 --> 00:11:49,167
Just getting my mom on.
[chuckles]
271
00:11:49,209 --> 00:11:51,461
Hmm?
272
00:11:51,502 --> 00:11:53,796
‐ We're so gonna die.
273
00:11:53,838 --> 00:11:55,632
‐ How hard can it be?
274
00:11:55,673 --> 00:11:58,384
‐ Literally nothing
gets past this guy.
275
00:11:58,426 --> 00:12:00,803
‐ So teach me.
276
00:12:01,679 --> 00:12:02,889
[retro synth music]
277
00:12:02,931 --> 00:12:04,307
‐ How many kids?
‐ Two.
278
00:12:04,349 --> 00:12:06,059
‐ Names.
‐ Tom and Sally.
279
00:12:06,100 --> 00:12:07,894
[horn blares]
‐ 'Cause it's 1958.
280
00:12:07,936 --> 00:12:10,480
‐ Bryar and Julian.
‐ Okay.
281
00:12:10,521 --> 00:12:12,023
‐ Bryar with a Y.
282
00:12:12,065 --> 00:12:13,316
‐ How old's Julian?
‐ Um...
283
00:12:13,358 --> 00:12:14,567
‐ Quick!
‐ One and a half.
284
00:12:14,609 --> 00:12:16,069
[horn blares]
‐ In months.
285
00:12:16,110 --> 00:12:17,820
‐ Always in months.
‐ What?
286
00:12:17,862 --> 00:12:19,656
‐ Everything under two years
is in months.
287
00:12:19,697 --> 00:12:21,574
‐ Everything over two years
is in years.
288
00:12:21,574 --> 00:12:23,034
‐ Why?
‐ Never ask why.
289
00:12:23,076 --> 00:12:24,827
‐ Why?
‐ Only kids ask why.
290
00:12:24,869 --> 00:12:27,288
‐ Let's go again.
Start from the top.
291
00:12:27,288 --> 00:12:34,212
♪ ♪
292
00:12:53,564 --> 00:12:55,525
‐ Now it's a mom bag.
293
00:12:55,566 --> 00:12:56,609
‐ When's bedtime?
‐ Seven.
294
00:12:56,609 --> 00:12:58,069
[horn blares]
Eight.
295
00:12:58,111 --> 00:13:00,405
[horn blares]
I go to bed at nine.
296
00:13:00,446 --> 00:13:01,531
‐ It's a trick question.
297
00:13:01,572 --> 00:13:02,782
‐ There's no point
in setting one
298
00:13:02,782 --> 00:13:05,451
'cause they'll never listen.
299
00:13:05,493 --> 00:13:12,375
♪ ♪
300
00:13:24,512 --> 00:13:25,805
Do you want to live?
301
00:13:25,805 --> 00:13:27,682
‐ It's so gross.
302
00:13:30,310 --> 00:13:32,270
‐ It's 2:15.
What are you late for?
303
00:13:32,312 --> 00:13:34,147
‐ School pickup.
‐ Just pickup.
304
00:13:34,147 --> 00:13:36,566
‐ How many times are we gonna
go around this mountain?
305
00:13:36,607 --> 00:13:37,650
‐ No one says school.
306
00:13:37,692 --> 00:13:40,153
‐ Okay, just...
307
00:13:40,153 --> 00:13:41,738
‐ Oh, no, don't give him that.
308
00:13:41,779 --> 00:13:42,989
It's too much sugar.
309
00:13:42,989 --> 00:13:44,198
Yeah, the bad kind.
Not the good kind.
310
00:13:44,240 --> 00:13:46,451
You know what? Give him the
sweet potatoes in the fridge.
311
00:13:46,492 --> 00:13:48,453
I puréed them myself.
Don't use the pouch.
312
00:13:48,494 --> 00:13:50,997
I started adding tarragon
to introduce spice.
313
00:13:51,039 --> 00:13:52,373
Sorry I'm late.
314
00:13:52,373 --> 00:13:54,208
Marty doesn't know what
to feed the kids.
315
00:13:54,250 --> 00:13:56,002
‐ Okay, yeah, just do bath time
316
00:13:56,044 --> 00:13:57,754
and then I'll be back
in time for stories, okay?
317
00:13:57,795 --> 00:14:00,256
All right. Love you. Bye.
318
00:14:00,298 --> 00:14:01,340
[exhales]
319
00:14:01,340 --> 00:14:02,425
‐ So?
320
00:14:02,467 --> 00:14:03,593
Julian has a temp.
321
00:14:03,634 --> 00:14:04,969
102.
322
00:14:05,011 --> 00:14:06,763
And a rash,
which I was freaking out
323
00:14:06,804 --> 00:14:07,972
because I thought
it was measles
324
00:14:08,014 --> 00:14:09,932
'cause he just had his MMR,
but no.
325
00:14:09,974 --> 00:14:11,934
Turns out it's roseola,
which Bryar never had,
326
00:14:11,976 --> 00:14:13,352
but she did have
foot and mouth,
327
00:14:13,394 --> 00:14:14,854
so I thought maybe
it was that at first,
328
00:14:14,854 --> 00:14:16,773
but I was wrong.
329
00:14:16,814 --> 00:14:18,775
Poor little monkey.
Hmm.
330
00:14:18,816 --> 00:14:20,359
Anyway, I forgot to write down
331
00:14:20,359 --> 00:14:22,528
what the pharmacist
told me to get.
332
00:14:22,570 --> 00:14:24,614
Where is that pen?
333
00:14:24,655 --> 00:14:26,783
‐ Oh, shoot.
334
00:14:32,246 --> 00:14:34,165
Here it is.
335
00:14:39,670 --> 00:14:41,506
‐ She's ready.
336
00:14:52,600 --> 00:14:54,560
Did you fix it?
337
00:14:54,602 --> 00:14:56,896
‐ It wasn't broken.
338
00:14:56,896 --> 00:14:58,898
‐ Danny said he couldn't
do his book report.
339
00:14:58,940 --> 00:15:00,733
‐ Well, all he had to do was
340
00:15:00,775 --> 00:15:03,069
replace the ink cartridge.
341
00:15:04,612 --> 00:15:07,406
‐ What is the Aqua Joy 2000?
342
00:15:07,406 --> 00:15:11,202
‐ It's the most powerful
home spa on the market.
343
00:15:11,244 --> 00:15:13,871
‐ Yeah, I know, but why does
it say that we bought it?
344
00:15:13,913 --> 00:15:16,290
‐ Because we did.
345
00:15:16,332 --> 00:15:17,959
And we need it.
346
00:15:17,959 --> 00:15:19,252
‐ You said that
no one needs a hot tub.
347
00:15:19,293 --> 00:15:20,837
‐ That was before
my wife decided to go
348
00:15:20,878 --> 00:15:22,672
all Donnie Brasco on us.
349
00:15:22,713 --> 00:15:24,507
‐ What are you talking about?
350
00:15:24,549 --> 00:15:26,259
This is money
that we don't have.
351
00:15:26,300 --> 00:15:28,344
‐ For starters, it's very loud.
352
00:15:28,386 --> 00:15:30,221
Right, so in case you
and the girls ever need
353
00:15:30,263 --> 00:15:31,764
to get into a conversation
354
00:15:31,806 --> 00:15:33,015
that you don't want other
people to hear‐‐
355
00:15:33,057 --> 00:15:34,433
‐ No one is listening.
356
00:15:34,433 --> 00:15:35,560
‐ How do you know?
357
00:15:35,601 --> 00:15:37,186
‐ Because I'm the informant.
358
00:15:38,729 --> 00:15:40,231
‐ Well, I can't risk it, okay?
359
00:15:40,273 --> 00:15:41,983
‐ You?
360
00:15:43,734 --> 00:15:45,570
‐ Yeah, me.
361
00:15:45,611 --> 00:15:47,697
‐ I'm taking all the risk.
362
00:15:47,738 --> 00:15:50,867
‐ Well, I have
the most to lose.
363
00:15:53,995 --> 00:15:56,539
‐ Well, we don't need this.
364
00:16:01,961 --> 00:16:03,504
‐ I need Nevada.
365
00:16:18,769 --> 00:16:20,605
‐ There she is.
366
00:16:21,981 --> 00:16:23,316
‐ Hey.
‐ Morning, ladies.
367
00:16:23,316 --> 00:16:25,651
‐ Good morning.
‐ I added the chunky necklace.
368
00:16:25,693 --> 00:16:27,153
It's great, right?
369
00:16:27,153 --> 00:16:30,031
‐ No.
‐ It's not. It's bad.
370
00:16:35,119 --> 00:16:37,455
‐ Beep twice if you
can hear me.
371
00:16:39,165 --> 00:16:41,042
[car honks twice]
372
00:16:41,042 --> 00:16:43,085
Showtime.
373
00:16:43,127 --> 00:16:45,338
‐ Is it in the salt
and pepper shaker?
374
00:16:45,379 --> 00:16:46,964
‐ All of it.
375
00:16:48,341 --> 00:16:51,344
‐ Can he hear when I'm
talking to the condiments?
376
00:16:51,344 --> 00:16:53,512
‐ All of it.
377
00:16:56,015 --> 00:16:58,476
‐ Beep three times
in you can hear me.
378
00:17:06,192 --> 00:17:07,693
[car honks three times]
379
00:17:07,735 --> 00:17:09,987
Oh, my God. Damn.
380
00:17:10,029 --> 00:17:11,280
‐ Up, ladies.
381
00:17:11,322 --> 00:17:12,281
‐ What?
382
00:17:12,323 --> 00:17:14,659
‐ Can't seat you 'til
your whole party's here.
383
00:17:14,700 --> 00:17:16,827
‐ He's parking.
384
00:17:17,745 --> 00:17:20,748
‐ Actually, I spoke to
the manager yesterday
385
00:17:20,748 --> 00:17:22,458
about reserving this table.
386
00:17:23,709 --> 00:17:25,044
‐ Well, he ain't here today.
387
00:17:25,044 --> 00:17:27,797
‐ We really need this table.
388
00:17:27,838 --> 00:17:30,216
‐ So do those folks.
389
00:17:30,216 --> 00:17:33,719
‐ But there's, like,
150 other tables in here.
390
00:17:33,719 --> 00:17:35,721
‐ This is their favorite.
391
00:17:38,766 --> 00:17:41,060
‐ What if we ordered for him?
392
00:17:41,102 --> 00:17:42,645
‐ Don't count.
393
00:17:42,687 --> 00:17:44,146
‐ Why doesn't that count?
394
00:17:44,188 --> 00:17:46,148
‐ Because we don't
seat tuna melts.
395
00:17:46,190 --> 00:17:47,567
We seat people.
396
00:17:47,608 --> 00:17:51,237
‐ Okay, we're not actually
here to have lunch.
397
00:17:51,279 --> 00:17:53,698
‐ Well, what the heck
you doing then?
398
00:17:55,575 --> 00:17:57,076
[door opens]
399
00:17:57,076 --> 00:17:58,953
‐ Ladies.
400
00:18:03,958 --> 00:18:07,253
Round of Arnold Palmers.
Thank you.
401
00:18:07,295 --> 00:18:08,838
‐ And you can just leave out
the iced tea
402
00:18:08,879 --> 00:18:10,756
for mine, thanks.
403
00:18:10,798 --> 00:18:13,676
‐ So, lemonade.
404
00:18:15,094 --> 00:18:16,262
‐ This is my friend.
405
00:18:16,304 --> 00:18:18,472
‐ I'm Carolyn with a Y.
406
00:18:21,100 --> 00:18:22,393
‐ So how do you all
know each other?
407
00:18:22,435 --> 00:18:24,770
‐ Pick up.
‐ Garden class.
408
00:18:24,812 --> 00:18:26,397
‐ I mean, well,
409
00:18:26,439 --> 00:18:28,524
I knew her first from school.
410
00:18:28,566 --> 00:18:29,859
‐ Yeah, she was
the only other mom
411
00:18:29,900 --> 00:18:32,278
who would rosé all
day with me, so.
412
00:18:33,446 --> 00:18:35,114
‐ And then she did wonders
with my perennials.
413
00:18:35,114 --> 00:18:36,616
‐ Stop.
‐ You did.
414
00:18:36,616 --> 00:18:38,367
‐ You should see what this girl
can do with a topiary.
415
00:18:38,409 --> 00:18:40,286
‐ You'd be like, a‐poosh!
416
00:18:40,328 --> 00:18:42,163
‐ I run a small
landscaping business
417
00:18:42,204 --> 00:18:44,165
when I'm not shlepping
Bryar and Julian
418
00:18:44,206 --> 00:18:46,334
off to play dates,
419
00:18:46,334 --> 00:18:48,544
and Gymboree, and
toddler tunes, and‐‐
420
00:18:48,586 --> 00:18:51,881
‐ And then we've all
been great friends ever since.
421
00:18:51,922 --> 00:18:53,549
‐ Yes.
422
00:18:56,093 --> 00:18:57,428
‐ Cool.
423
00:19:00,181 --> 00:19:01,474
‐ Way cool.
424
00:19:03,476 --> 00:19:05,811
‐ So she's trying
to grow her business,
425
00:19:05,811 --> 00:19:09,523
which makes her sort of perfect
for our arrangement.
426
00:19:15,488 --> 00:19:17,448
‐ So what do you want
me to do?
427
00:19:21,494 --> 00:19:24,038
‐ Well, I don't know
about you guys, but um...
428
00:19:24,080 --> 00:19:26,791
I can't talk shop
on an empty stomach.
429
00:19:26,832 --> 00:19:29,085
‐ Oh.
430
00:19:35,841 --> 00:19:37,009
‐ Y'all ready?
431
00:19:37,009 --> 00:19:38,678
‐ Ready if you guys are.
432
00:19:38,678 --> 00:19:40,096
‐ Sure.
‐ Yep.
433
00:19:40,137 --> 00:19:41,514
‐ Okay.
‐ I could be ready.
434
00:19:41,514 --> 00:19:42,473
Let me just‐‐
435
00:19:42,515 --> 00:19:45,685
‐ I'll do a BLT,
bacon extra crispy, please.
436
00:19:45,726 --> 00:19:47,269
‐ White or wheat?
437
00:19:47,311 --> 00:19:48,521
‐ Surprise me.
438
00:19:48,562 --> 00:19:50,856
‐ I'll just take a Cobb salad.
439
00:19:50,898 --> 00:19:53,693
In fact, do you guys all just
want Cobb salads?
440
00:19:53,734 --> 00:19:55,528
‐ Mm, yummy.
‐ Yeah, that's delicious.
441
00:19:55,528 --> 00:19:57,780
‐ Read my mind.
‐ Love Cobb.
442
00:19:57,822 --> 00:19:59,615
‐ Thank you.
443
00:20:02,535 --> 00:20:05,621
‐ So...
444
00:20:05,663 --> 00:20:07,373
what do you wanna
just have her
445
00:20:07,415 --> 00:20:10,167
stash a bunch of cash...
446
00:20:10,209 --> 00:20:12,211
‐ Oh, uh, miss.
447
00:20:12,211 --> 00:20:14,714
Could you wrap all that
up to‐go for us?
448
00:20:14,714 --> 00:20:16,424
Thank you.
449
00:20:19,009 --> 00:20:20,720
‐ Where are we going?
450
00:20:20,720 --> 00:20:23,472
‐ To her house.
451
00:20:27,727 --> 00:20:29,395
‐ Why?
452
00:20:29,437 --> 00:20:33,023
‐ You know, you never know
who's listening around here.
453
00:20:33,607 --> 00:20:35,359
‐ Well, we could go
to my house.
454
00:20:35,401 --> 00:20:36,986
‐ Way closer.
‐ It's like, right‐‐
455
00:20:37,027 --> 00:20:38,529
‐ Yeah.
‐ It's good.
456
00:20:38,571 --> 00:20:39,864
‐ Nah.
457
00:20:43,409 --> 00:20:45,870
I want to see her place.
458
00:21:10,144 --> 00:21:11,604
‐ How much further?
459
00:21:11,604 --> 00:21:13,731
‐ Uh, just ahead.
460
00:21:13,773 --> 00:21:15,775
‐ And then?
461
00:21:15,775 --> 00:21:17,276
‐ Just a few blocks.
462
00:21:33,793 --> 00:21:36,295
‐ Hey, why don't
we just talk in here?
463
00:21:36,295 --> 00:21:38,422
‐ Yeah, I mean,
464
00:21:38,464 --> 00:21:40,216
it's just us.
465
00:21:40,257 --> 00:21:41,467
‐ Super private.
466
00:21:41,509 --> 00:21:43,928
‐ We close?
467
00:21:46,180 --> 00:21:48,349
‐ We're here.
468
00:21:56,649 --> 00:21:58,442
They're in here somewhere.
469
00:22:04,490 --> 00:22:06,408
‐ Could just knock.
470
00:22:06,450 --> 00:22:08,452
‐ My husband's sleeping.
471
00:22:08,494 --> 00:22:09,995
‐ At noon?
472
00:22:12,706 --> 00:22:14,667
‐ Yeah, he's not feeling well.
473
00:22:14,708 --> 00:22:17,002
Yeah, he got it from the kids.
474
00:22:17,044 --> 00:22:19,088
‐ Yeah, went through
the whole soccer team.
475
00:22:21,006 --> 00:22:23,425
‐ Must've left them inside.
476
00:22:23,467 --> 00:22:25,511
‐ Ah, that's a shame.
477
00:22:25,553 --> 00:22:27,596
‐ Why don't we go to the park?
478
00:22:27,638 --> 00:22:28,931
‐ Dine El Fresco?
‐ Oh, yeah.
479
00:22:28,973 --> 00:22:31,267
‐ Yeah, they have those,
you know, picnic tables.
480
00:22:38,983 --> 00:22:41,318
[footfalls approaching]
481
00:22:41,360 --> 00:22:42,820
‐ He's up.
482
00:22:49,535 --> 00:22:52,037
‐ Ah, again?
483
00:22:52,037 --> 00:22:53,414
‐ I know. Sorry, babe.
484
00:22:53,414 --> 00:22:54,915
‐ You're gonna have to
put them on one of those
485
00:22:54,915 --> 00:22:57,376
big wooden sticks,
like at Starbucks.
486
00:23:10,180 --> 00:23:13,058
‐ So when did you move?
487
00:23:13,058 --> 00:23:15,060
‐ Recently, yeah.
‐ Oh.
488
00:23:15,060 --> 00:23:17,187
Ruby didn't mention it
at the recital.
489
00:23:17,229 --> 00:23:18,898
‐ No, well yes,
it's real recent.
490
00:23:18,898 --> 00:23:19,982
‐ Oh?
‐ Mm‐hmm.
491
00:23:20,024 --> 00:23:21,901
‐ Where is she anyway?
492
00:23:21,901 --> 00:23:24,528
‐ Oh, she's on her way.
Try some cheese.
493
00:23:24,570 --> 00:23:26,071
It's real good.
494
00:23:26,071 --> 00:23:27,823
Can I get you a refill?
495
00:23:29,074 --> 00:23:31,243
‐ How'd you guys get
the wholesale hookup?
496
00:23:31,243 --> 00:23:33,245
‐ Uh,
497
00:23:33,245 --> 00:23:35,789
he would be upset
if I told you.
498
00:23:35,789 --> 00:23:38,918
‐ You know Louis Vuitton?
499
00:23:38,959 --> 00:23:40,544
‐ Try some cheese.
500
00:23:40,586 --> 00:23:42,212
Mm‐hmm.
‐ Hmm.
501
00:23:43,923 --> 00:23:46,383
‐ Some more?
‐ Is that real?
502
00:23:50,930 --> 00:23:52,848
‐ The ten point buck.
503
00:23:52,890 --> 00:23:54,433
‐ Oh, my God.
504
00:23:54,433 --> 00:23:57,102
‐ He never felt a thing.
505
00:23:57,102 --> 00:24:00,272
‐ Ruby offered to volunteer
at my animal rescue.
506
00:24:03,943 --> 00:24:05,861
‐ Yeah, poor guy.
507
00:24:05,903 --> 00:24:08,238
He got hit by a gravel truck
on I‐75.
508
00:24:08,280 --> 00:24:10,449
‐ Oh, my God.
‐ Yeah, yeah.
509
00:24:10,491 --> 00:24:12,409
We thought this was
the best way to
510
00:24:12,451 --> 00:24:14,578
kind of honor his life.
511
00:24:14,620 --> 00:24:15,579
Yeah.
512
00:24:15,621 --> 00:24:16,830
‐ What about the other ones?
513
00:24:16,830 --> 00:24:18,999
‐ I'm sorry?
514
00:24:27,299 --> 00:24:29,426
Truck killed
the whole damn family.
515
00:24:29,468 --> 00:24:31,971
‐ [gasps] Oh.
516
00:24:35,015 --> 00:24:37,142
‐ Try some cheese.
517
00:24:49,947 --> 00:24:53,283
[phone buzzes]
518
00:24:53,325 --> 00:24:55,995
‐ Sorry, I didn't
expect company.
519
00:25:00,165 --> 00:25:02,209
‐ You got a glass?
520
00:25:05,170 --> 00:25:06,880
‐ Next to the fridge.
521
00:25:08,382 --> 00:25:10,217
‐ Right or left?
522
00:25:11,802 --> 00:25:13,887
‐ Right.
523
00:25:18,017 --> 00:25:20,185
I mean, um, I meant my right.
524
00:25:20,227 --> 00:25:21,812
Not yours.
That's‐‐
525
00:25:21,854 --> 00:25:23,355
[both chuckle]
526
00:25:23,355 --> 00:25:24,815
‐ Hmm.
527
00:25:24,857 --> 00:25:27,818
[uneasy music]
528
00:25:27,860 --> 00:25:34,908
♪ ♪
529
00:25:38,203 --> 00:25:40,706
So how does this work?
530
00:25:40,748 --> 00:25:42,583
‐ I'll bring you a duffel.
531
00:25:42,583 --> 00:25:45,544
You keep what's inside
till I need it.
532
00:25:45,544 --> 00:25:47,671
‐ What do I get?
533
00:25:47,713 --> 00:25:49,506
‐ Holding fee.
534
00:25:50,716 --> 00:25:52,217
‐ Sounds fair.
535
00:25:52,217 --> 00:25:54,553
‐ I'mma need a key
to the box, too.
536
00:25:54,595 --> 00:25:56,055
‐ Okay.
537
00:25:56,055 --> 00:25:57,681
‐ Tomorrow.
538
00:25:57,723 --> 00:25:59,516
Noon. Your bank.
539
00:25:59,558 --> 00:26:01,393
Send all the details.
540
00:26:01,393 --> 00:26:03,687
I wouldn't drink that,
by the way.
541
00:26:03,729 --> 00:26:05,230
‐ Why not?
542
00:26:05,230 --> 00:26:07,524
‐ It expired a week ago.
543
00:26:11,403 --> 00:26:12,696
‐ That's it.
544
00:26:12,738 --> 00:26:14,073
It's over.
545
00:26:14,073 --> 00:26:16,575
‐ We got him, right?
546
00:26:16,575 --> 00:26:19,578
‐ No, he got us.
547
00:26:19,578 --> 00:26:21,622
‐ He just laid it all out.
548
00:26:21,663 --> 00:26:23,248
‐ That was practically
a confession.
549
00:26:23,290 --> 00:26:24,750
‐ I found this place
ten minutes
550
00:26:24,792 --> 00:26:25,876
before you guys got here.
551
00:26:25,918 --> 00:26:26,919
‐ You didn't have
time to wire it?
552
00:26:26,919 --> 00:26:28,712
‐ I barely had time
to text you.
553
00:26:28,754 --> 00:26:31,715
‐ [sighs]
Oh, God.
554
00:26:31,757 --> 00:26:33,550
‐ So it's not over.
555
00:26:33,592 --> 00:26:34,885
‐ Excuse me.
556
00:26:34,927 --> 00:26:36,386
‐ Is it safe?
557
00:26:36,428 --> 00:26:40,265
‐ Oh, yes, I am so
sorry about that.
558
00:26:40,265 --> 00:26:43,602
Everyone, meet Irene and Phil.
559
00:26:43,644 --> 00:26:45,729
Your country thanks you
for your service.
560
00:26:45,771 --> 00:26:46,939
[phone buzzing]
561
00:26:46,939 --> 00:26:49,274
You have a very lovely home.
562
00:26:49,274 --> 00:26:51,151
My aunt in Nantucket‐‐
563
00:26:57,074 --> 00:27:01,286
‐ Dang,
it's archway after archway.
564
00:27:01,286 --> 00:27:03,122
Are you kidding me?
565
00:27:03,163 --> 00:27:05,249
It's like the damn Taj Mahal
566
00:27:05,290 --> 00:27:07,417
if it had two ovens.
567
00:27:09,169 --> 00:27:12,214
Turkey in one,
mac and cheese in the other.
568
00:27:12,256 --> 00:27:15,092
Change the whole
Thanksgiving game.
569
00:27:17,803 --> 00:27:19,805
How'd we do?
570
00:27:19,805 --> 00:27:21,974
‐ You mean how did I do?
571
00:27:22,808 --> 00:27:25,185
‐ I had a situation.
572
00:27:28,355 --> 00:27:29,731
‐ Do you know how hard it is
573
00:27:29,773 --> 00:27:31,275
to pretend you're
someone you're not?
574
00:27:32,818 --> 00:27:34,236
‐ Every day.
575
00:27:34,278 --> 00:27:36,989
‐ Yeah, well, I'm not
used to having two ovens
576
00:27:37,030 --> 00:27:38,824
two sinks, two dishwashers‐‐
577
00:27:38,824 --> 00:27:40,325
‐ They got two dishwashers?
578
00:27:40,367 --> 00:27:41,785
‐ Two fridges, too.
579
00:27:41,827 --> 00:27:43,662
‐ Dang.
580
00:27:43,662 --> 00:27:45,956
‐ Your pal, Michelle,
581
00:27:45,998 --> 00:27:48,959
she was asking me who our
interior designer was.
582
00:27:50,002 --> 00:27:51,169
‐ What did you say?
583
00:27:51,169 --> 00:27:53,130
‐ Jovann.
584
00:27:53,839 --> 00:27:55,173
‐ Who the hell's that?
585
00:27:55,173 --> 00:27:57,676
‐ That cologne you
gave me for Christmas.
586
00:27:57,676 --> 00:27:58,844
You threw me to the wolves.
587
00:27:58,886 --> 00:28:00,679
‐ It was a situation.
588
00:28:00,721 --> 00:28:02,097
‐ So, what,
yours is worse than mine?
589
00:28:02,139 --> 00:28:03,348
‐ The life and death kind.
590
00:28:03,390 --> 00:28:06,226
‐ Or is it because
she always comes first?
591
00:28:11,398 --> 00:28:14,359
‐ Well, it looks like you
did just fine on your own.
592
00:28:14,401 --> 00:28:16,528
‐ Well, I'm short.
593
00:28:16,528 --> 00:28:17,821
‐ How?
594
00:28:19,865 --> 00:28:22,284
‐ Didn't sell enough.
Priced them too high.
595
00:28:22,326 --> 00:28:23,869
‐ Well,
596
00:28:23,869 --> 00:28:26,747
we'll have another party.
597
00:28:26,747 --> 00:28:28,916
‐ Well, then what am
I supposed to tell Gene?
598
00:28:28,916 --> 00:28:31,043
‐ That it's coming.
599
00:28:31,084 --> 00:28:33,921
‐ Well, and that might
put me in a situation.
600
00:28:35,589 --> 00:28:37,257
Life and death kind.
601
00:28:44,598 --> 00:28:47,059
‐ Is that caribou?
602
00:28:47,059 --> 00:28:49,853
‐ Two of everything.
603
00:28:54,858 --> 00:28:56,234
[door opens]
604
00:28:56,276 --> 00:28:59,029
‐ Hey. Soft serve.
605
00:29:02,240 --> 00:29:03,742
‐ So not fair.
606
00:29:03,784 --> 00:29:05,410
‐ Well, pardonnez moi,
607
00:29:05,452 --> 00:29:08,205
we are out of foie gras.
608
00:29:08,246 --> 00:29:10,290
‐ It's about school.
609
00:29:10,290 --> 00:29:11,291
‐ Oh, you know,
it's funny.
610
00:29:11,291 --> 00:29:13,418
I actually wanted to
talk to you about that.
611
00:29:13,460 --> 00:29:15,420
Um...
612
00:29:15,462 --> 00:29:18,256
‐ Dad won't let me go to D. C.
613
00:29:18,256 --> 00:29:19,216
‐ Why?
614
00:29:19,257 --> 00:29:20,926
‐ He says you don't
actually learn anything.
615
00:29:20,968 --> 00:29:22,427
It's just a giant party.
616
00:29:22,427 --> 00:29:23,428
‐ Well, duh, yeah.
617
00:29:23,428 --> 00:29:25,097
That's, like,
why field trips were invented.
618
00:29:25,097 --> 00:29:26,431
‐ I will literally
be the only one
619
00:29:26,473 --> 00:29:27,933
in my grade not going.
620
00:29:27,933 --> 00:29:29,059
‐ Okay, and?
621
00:29:29,101 --> 00:29:31,728
‐ And I want to be
with my friends.
622
00:29:31,770 --> 00:29:33,188
‐ Well, maybe
623
00:29:33,230 --> 00:29:34,439
this is a chance to, like,
624
00:29:34,439 --> 00:29:35,649
make some new friends.
625
00:29:35,691 --> 00:29:38,110
‐ What are you talking about?
‐ Just take a breath, okay?
626
00:29:38,151 --> 00:29:41,405
Have some pâté d'Annie
‐ Mom, tell me.
627
00:29:48,954 --> 00:29:50,914
‐ I will talk to your dad
628
00:29:50,956 --> 00:29:52,916
about D. C.
629
00:29:52,958 --> 00:29:54,960
‐ Really?
630
00:29:55,002 --> 00:29:56,461
‐ I mean, it's D. C.
631
00:29:56,503 --> 00:29:59,423
We can't be letting down
our founding fathers, can we?
632
00:29:59,464 --> 00:30:01,925
‐ It's kind of your
constitutional duty.
633
00:30:01,967 --> 00:30:03,927
‐ Mm.
634
00:30:08,473 --> 00:30:11,143
‐ Mm.
‐ Mm.
635
00:30:11,143 --> 00:30:12,644
Mm.
636
00:30:12,644 --> 00:30:13,812
Sick nails.
637
00:30:13,812 --> 00:30:14,813
Nancy did 'em.
638
00:30:14,855 --> 00:30:16,732
‐ You mean her fancy person.
639
00:30:16,773 --> 00:30:18,984
‐ She doesn't come any more.
640
00:30:18,984 --> 00:30:21,486
‐ What, she's slumming it
at the salon?
641
00:30:21,528 --> 00:30:23,947
‐ She's doing it herself.
642
00:30:25,657 --> 00:30:27,325
‐ You mean like at home?
643
00:30:27,325 --> 00:30:29,494
‐ Bought me cosmic blue
on Amazon.
644
00:30:32,414 --> 00:30:35,208
‐ Why does the cheap stuff
always taste the best?
645
00:30:35,208 --> 00:30:36,501
‐ They're having
money problems.
646
00:30:36,543 --> 00:30:37,753
‐ Shh.
647
00:30:37,794 --> 00:30:38,837
The kids.
648
00:30:38,837 --> 00:30:40,172
‐ She's doing her own nails,
649
00:30:40,172 --> 00:30:41,840
hasn't been to
Whole Foods in months,
650
00:30:41,840 --> 00:30:43,508
and she's picking up
her own takeout.
651
00:30:43,550 --> 00:30:45,010
‐ Who?
652
00:30:45,010 --> 00:30:47,512
‐ The Duchess of Winchester.
653
00:30:47,554 --> 00:30:49,014
‐ Who's that?
654
00:30:49,014 --> 00:30:50,515
‐ Nancy, Gregg, hello?
655
00:30:50,515 --> 00:30:52,184
Otherwise,
why would I be so excited?
656
00:30:52,184 --> 00:30:53,685
‐ Wow, imagine how
excited you're gonna be
657
00:30:53,727 --> 00:30:56,521
when you drive by
their tent under the freeway.
658
00:30:56,563 --> 00:30:58,565
‐ Ugh, amen to that.
659
00:31:03,028 --> 00:31:05,113
‐ Um, how are you all doing?
660
00:31:05,155 --> 00:31:06,990
You know, moneywise.
661
00:31:07,032 --> 00:31:09,367
‐ Well, I'm not in a tent.
662
00:31:09,409 --> 00:31:10,994
‐ Yet.
663
00:31:13,914 --> 00:31:16,124
‐ Can you spare any this month?
664
00:31:19,211 --> 00:31:20,879
‐ What's going on?
665
00:31:20,879 --> 00:31:23,048
‐ I got some extra bills.
666
00:31:23,048 --> 00:31:25,300
‐ How much?
667
00:31:26,885 --> 00:31:28,887
‐ Six grand.
‐ Jesus!
668
00:31:28,887 --> 00:31:31,515
‐ What did you buy?
‐ Another jazzy?
669
00:31:35,435 --> 00:31:37,312
‐ We're hustling
these janky‐ass purses
670
00:31:37,354 --> 00:31:39,564
for Stan's boss,
and I'm short.
671
00:31:39,564 --> 00:31:41,358
Okay?
672
00:31:45,070 --> 00:31:47,405
What?
673
00:31:47,405 --> 00:31:50,200
‐ How many scams
are you running?
674
00:31:51,618 --> 00:31:53,161
‐ Why does it matter?
675
00:31:53,203 --> 00:31:56,039
‐ Because it's kind of weird
that you didn't tell us.
676
00:31:56,081 --> 00:31:57,624
‐ It doesn't involve you.
677
00:31:57,624 --> 00:31:59,417
‐ It kind of does
678
00:31:59,417 --> 00:32:01,253
if you're doing
something sketch.
679
00:32:01,253 --> 00:32:03,588
‐ We do sketch stuff every day.
680
00:32:03,630 --> 00:32:05,423
‐ Yeah, because that's
part of our deal.
681
00:32:05,423 --> 00:32:06,758
‐ We do so much sketch stuff,
I don't even know
682
00:32:06,800 --> 00:32:08,426
what's sketch anymore.
‐ Which we won't have
683
00:32:08,426 --> 00:32:10,428
if they find out that
you're doing something sketch.
684
00:32:10,428 --> 00:32:13,598
‐ She does kind of
have a point.
685
00:32:15,934 --> 00:32:18,603
‐ I mean, excuse me,
but what about your sex tape?
686
00:32:18,603 --> 00:32:20,105
‐ Not the same.
687
00:32:20,105 --> 00:32:21,606
‐ It's exactly the same.
688
00:32:21,606 --> 00:32:22,691
‐ I did that to protect us.
689
00:32:22,732 --> 00:32:24,442
‐ 'Cause the rules
don't ever apply when it's you.
690
00:32:24,484 --> 00:32:27,112
‐ You think I wanted
to do that?
691
00:32:27,154 --> 00:32:30,532
‐ Way to take a finger
for the team.
692
00:32:30,574 --> 00:32:32,534
‐ You know, I can kind of see
it from that perspective.
693
00:32:32,576 --> 00:32:35,245
‐ Would you please
take a side already!
694
00:32:46,673 --> 00:32:50,802
So what happens
if you don't get it.
695
00:32:50,802 --> 00:32:53,805
‐ That'd be bad.
696
00:32:53,805 --> 00:32:55,640
‐ How bad?
697
00:32:55,640 --> 00:32:59,269
‐ Like, gang friend level.
698
00:33:18,079 --> 00:33:20,207
‐ You're really
gonna do this, huh?
699
00:33:20,207 --> 00:33:22,667
‐ What do you mean?
700
00:33:22,709 --> 00:33:26,171
‐ Noticed how things are
different now, that's all.
701
00:33:29,841 --> 00:33:32,135
‐ If Carolyn makes you f‐‐
702
00:33:33,845 --> 00:33:36,431
I know she can be a lot,
so I've got other friends‐‐
703
00:33:36,473 --> 00:33:39,142
‐ Is she FBI or Secret Service?
704
00:33:43,021 --> 00:33:45,357
‐ She's a mom
705
00:33:45,357 --> 00:33:47,025
in my gardening group.
706
00:33:47,025 --> 00:33:49,319
‐ Found the wire.
707
00:33:53,031 --> 00:33:55,367
Behind "Pelican Brief."
708
00:33:57,494 --> 00:33:59,871
Don't.
709
00:33:59,871 --> 00:34:02,249
Don't do that.
710
00:34:08,880 --> 00:34:10,590
Open the glove.
711
00:34:20,058 --> 00:34:22,102
Hand it to me.
712
00:34:52,424 --> 00:34:55,260
[Bobby Vinton's
"Over and Over"]
713
00:34:55,302 --> 00:35:00,098
♪ ♪
714
00:35:00,098 --> 00:35:02,350
‐ ♪ If ♪
715
00:35:02,392 --> 00:35:06,771
♪ I had my life ♪
716
00:35:06,771 --> 00:35:10,275
♪ To live over ♪
717
00:35:10,275 --> 00:35:13,778
♪ Again ♪
718
00:35:13,820 --> 00:35:16,448
♪ I ♪
719
00:35:16,448 --> 00:35:20,785
♪ Would truly take you ♪
720
00:35:20,827 --> 00:35:24,331
♪ For my love ♪
721
00:35:24,331 --> 00:35:27,334
♪ Again ♪
722
00:35:27,375 --> 00:35:30,587
♪ Oh how I'd love you ♪
723
00:35:30,629 --> 00:35:34,132
♪ Over and over ♪
724
00:35:34,174 --> 00:35:37,552
♪ Over and over ♪
725
00:35:37,594 --> 00:35:40,555
♪ Over again ♪
726
00:35:40,597 --> 00:35:44,142
♪ Yes I would love you ♪
727
00:35:44,142 --> 00:35:47,812
♪ Over and over ♪
728
00:35:47,854 --> 00:35:51,316
♪ Over and over ♪
729
00:35:51,316 --> 00:35:53,860
♪ Over again ♪
730
00:35:55,195 --> 00:35:58,281
♪ One lifetime ♪
731
00:35:58,323 --> 00:36:01,743
♪ Isn't long enough ♪
732
00:36:01,785 --> 00:36:05,330
♪ To be ♪
733
00:36:05,372 --> 00:36:08,625
♪ With you ♪
734
00:36:08,667 --> 00:36:11,628
♪ I need more time ♪
735
00:36:11,670 --> 00:36:15,340
♪ To give this love of mine ♪
736
00:36:15,340 --> 00:36:18,343
♪ That I have ♪
737
00:36:18,343 --> 00:36:21,596
♪ For you ♪
738
00:36:21,638 --> 00:36:25,183
♪ And then I would love you ♪
739
00:36:25,225 --> 00:36:28,520
♪ Over and over ♪
740
00:36:28,520 --> 00:36:32,023
♪ Over and over ♪
741
00:36:32,023 --> 00:36:34,859
♪ Over again ♪
742
00:36:34,901 --> 00:36:38,613
♪ Yes I would love you ♪
743
00:36:38,655 --> 00:36:42,200
♪ Over and over ♪
744
00:36:42,242 --> 00:36:46,204
♪ Over and over ♪
745
00:36:47,914 --> 00:36:52,711
♪ Yes over again ♪
746
00:36:58,091 --> 00:37:01,886
♪ Over and over ♪
747
00:37:01,886 --> 00:37:05,640
♪ Over again ♪
748
00:37:10,562 --> 00:37:12,564
‐ You blew it, Carolyn.
749
00:37:25,285 --> 00:37:26,745
‐ And so now whenever
I plug my phone in,
750
00:37:26,745 --> 00:37:29,622
it's "I'll Make Love To You."
751
00:37:29,622 --> 00:37:31,958
‐ Boyz II Men.
752
00:37:31,958 --> 00:37:33,376
‐ Yeah, I played
the damn thing one time
753
00:37:33,418 --> 00:37:35,754
for this bitch who can't
get going without it
754
00:37:35,754 --> 00:37:38,089
and now it's all I hear.
755
00:37:39,299 --> 00:37:41,760
‐ Had that happen with
"Mambo No. 5."
756
00:37:41,760 --> 00:37:44,262
‐ Yeah, you stuck
with it forever.
757
00:37:44,304 --> 00:37:46,306
‐ Song herpes, am I right?
758
00:37:48,099 --> 00:37:49,434
‐ How we do?
759
00:37:49,434 --> 00:37:51,352
‐ Well,
760
00:37:51,394 --> 00:37:53,688
I hate to say it,
761
00:37:55,106 --> 00:37:58,234
but I'm afraid you crushed it.
762
00:37:58,276 --> 00:37:59,444
‐ Good.
763
00:37:59,486 --> 00:38:00,945
‐ It wasn't easy.
764
00:38:00,945 --> 00:38:03,615
‐ Should make you guys
partners in the club, too.
765
00:38:05,116 --> 00:38:06,451
‐ Hey, that would be awesome.
766
00:38:06,451 --> 00:38:07,786
‐ I said I should,
767
00:38:07,786 --> 00:38:09,412
not that I would.
768
00:38:09,454 --> 00:38:10,830
But what I am gonna do...
769
00:38:10,830 --> 00:38:12,165
‐ Appreciate it.
770
00:38:12,165 --> 00:38:13,291
‐ ...is invest it
771
00:38:13,333 --> 00:38:15,919
back into the company.
772
00:38:15,960 --> 00:38:18,046
‐ What company?
773
00:38:18,087 --> 00:38:20,965
‐ Our fake handbag company.
774
00:38:20,965 --> 00:38:22,467
‐ We'd just rather
take our cut.
775
00:38:22,509 --> 00:38:24,552
‐ It's gonna be big, though.
776
00:38:24,594 --> 00:38:26,721
‐ Yeah, we're all set.
777
00:38:26,763 --> 00:38:27,764
‐ Like Apple or...
778
00:38:27,806 --> 00:38:29,474
‐ Our loss.
779
00:38:29,474 --> 00:38:30,809
‐ Facebook.
780
00:38:30,809 --> 00:38:32,477
‐ Hey, that's all you, man.
781
00:38:32,477 --> 00:38:33,770
‐ You sure?
782
00:38:33,812 --> 00:38:35,271
‐ Yeah.
783
00:38:35,313 --> 00:38:37,816
Real sure.
784
00:38:37,816 --> 00:38:40,944
‐ So you don't want to
be the next Google?
785
00:38:40,985 --> 00:38:43,279
‐ We'll take our chances.
786
00:38:43,321 --> 00:38:45,824
‐ You know what?
787
00:38:45,824 --> 00:38:48,618
I care about you guys too much
788
00:38:48,660 --> 00:38:50,912
to let you do that.
789
00:38:55,333 --> 00:38:56,835
‐ I mean, we don't have any
real investments.
790
00:38:56,876 --> 00:38:58,253
‐ That fool's going down.
791
00:38:58,294 --> 00:38:59,838
‐ Yeah, right.
792
00:38:59,838 --> 00:39:01,965
[engine starts]
793
00:39:08,638 --> 00:39:10,431
‐ Oh, no.
794
00:39:10,473 --> 00:39:11,432
‐ Sit down.
795
00:39:11,474 --> 00:39:13,810
‐ Mugs, huh?
796
00:39:15,144 --> 00:39:18,022
‐ You loved that eighth grade
field trip to D. C.
797
00:39:18,022 --> 00:39:19,858
You had that insane hookup
798
00:39:19,899 --> 00:39:21,192
with Melissa Thomas
at the Smithsonian.
799
00:39:21,192 --> 00:39:23,194
‐ Yeah, right by Lincoln's hat.
800
00:39:23,236 --> 00:39:26,489
‐ [laughs]
801
00:39:26,531 --> 00:39:28,992
‐ There's only one reason
why you wouldn't let him go.
802
00:39:33,705 --> 00:39:34,914
‐ Is this drip?
803
00:39:34,956 --> 00:39:37,083
‐ Get used to it.
804
00:39:41,546 --> 00:39:45,300
‐ Nancy tried to grow
the business too fast.
805
00:39:45,341 --> 00:39:47,635
‐ What's the damage?
806
00:39:47,677 --> 00:39:50,054
‐ We're totaled.
807
00:39:50,096 --> 00:39:53,725
‐ Want some cream?
It's free.
808
00:39:55,727 --> 00:39:57,896
‐ What about school?
809
00:40:00,356 --> 00:40:03,067
‐ It'd be nice if he could
finish out the school year.
810
00:40:03,067 --> 00:40:05,737
‐ He loves his dick friends.
811
00:40:05,737 --> 00:40:07,906
‐ And those dick parents.
812
00:40:08,865 --> 00:40:10,074
‐ Maybe,
813
00:40:10,116 --> 00:40:12,493
maybe I can try to
help with the tuition.
814
00:40:12,535 --> 00:40:14,162
‐ It's not cheap.
815
00:40:14,203 --> 00:40:16,247
‐ Really?
'Cause I thought a school
816
00:40:16,289 --> 00:40:19,042
named after a saint
would be free to all.
817
00:40:19,083 --> 00:40:21,586
‐ You make minimum wage.
818
00:40:21,586 --> 00:40:24,380
‐ It's more than you now.
819
00:40:27,091 --> 00:40:29,052
‐ I am never going to
live this down.
820
00:40:29,093 --> 00:40:31,596
‐ No you are not.
I am just getting started.
821
00:40:31,596 --> 00:40:33,389
‐ [groans]
822
00:40:48,613 --> 00:40:50,406
‐ Bad day?
823
00:40:52,116 --> 00:40:54,911
Wanna turn it around?
824
00:41:01,960 --> 00:41:04,128
Hop in.
825
00:41:04,170 --> 00:41:06,881
Tell me all about your bad day.
826
00:41:06,923 --> 00:41:08,967
'Cause they...
827
00:41:11,135 --> 00:41:13,888
won't hear a thing.
828
00:41:17,850 --> 00:41:19,936
Come on!
829
00:41:23,648 --> 00:41:25,817
Yes, ma'am
Oh!
830
00:41:29,320 --> 00:41:31,823
Ah.
831
00:41:31,823 --> 00:41:34,117
So what happened?
832
00:41:35,493 --> 00:41:37,495
‐ It's complicated.
833
00:41:37,537 --> 00:41:40,456
[dreamy music]
834
00:41:40,498 --> 00:41:47,463
♪ ♪
835
00:41:51,843 --> 00:41:53,803
I didn't have a choice.
836
00:41:53,845 --> 00:41:55,888
‐ You got one now.
837
00:41:57,181 --> 00:41:59,183
The way I see it, you got
the angel on one shoulder
838
00:41:59,183 --> 00:42:01,144
and the devil on the other.
839
00:42:05,023 --> 00:42:07,358
‐ Damned either way.
840
00:42:11,863 --> 00:42:14,866
‐ So what's it gonna be?
841
00:42:14,866 --> 00:42:20,767
♪ ♪
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