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The Fire Tong Bowl
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A Cheerful Film by Heinrich Spoerl
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Starring Heinz Rühmann
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This film is in praise of schools but it is possible that the schools will not recognize it as such. - Heinrich Spoerl
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And now gentlemen, let us pay our respects.
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Today I buried our dear old "Pavian".
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Let us not remember all that was humorous.
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Actually his name was Schmitz and he was our Latin teacher.
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He nourished us with Horace and Caesar,
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and we put blasting caps under his podium.
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Now he has rest from his bad boys.
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We toast his memory.
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Yes, to all of our old teachers.
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Yes, and when you think about it...
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I remember we had a very young P.E. teacher.
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When we wanted to irritate him...
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We reversed and changed everything that
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old Otto Bock had set up.
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An interesting question at this point:
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Why do people do this kind of thing?
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Why do people play these kinds of jokes on their teachers?
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Because it is so incredibly funny.
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No, no. Just the opposite.
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But it's only funny,
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when you are the one playing the pranks.
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Living day in and day out with such boys like us...
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would make you a little crazy.
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Well they probably all are a little bit crazy.
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Our school principal raised chickens right next to the school courtyard.
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We used to feed them bread.
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And we would first dip the bread in Schnapps!
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Wonderful!
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They acted quite like humans do.
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One of them tried to sing and the others all became sentimental.
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But the chicken became obtrusive
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and relieved himself in a tin can.
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At any rate we had the opportunity to
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witness the stupefying effects of the alcohol...
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Well, in this sense...
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We raise our glasses and drink to...
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our school.
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...and to our teachers. Cheers!
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Gone but not forgotten.
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Hello Doctor.
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Well now, the men seem to be quite animated this evening.
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Doctor, I believe they are telling jokes.
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Obscene jokes.
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There he is. Pfeiffer, come on over here.
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The premiere lasted a long time.
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How was the show?
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I'm glad that I was not the writer.
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What kind of brew is that?
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We just got started.
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Feuerzangenbowle.
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The devil's infernal brew. It works something terrible on your mind.
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Not for me.
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And it gives you a hell of a hangover.
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Is it the same for you,
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that you sometimes dream about your school days?
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No.
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We all do that.
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I always have the same dream:
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I'm sitting together with my boy in a school desk.
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l have forgotten everything,
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and the rascal has to give me all the answers.
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I always dream that I have forgotten my history book.
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Especially on nights when I've eaten lobster.
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History book? I've never owned one.
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I never had enough money.
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I spent my money drinking!
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Pfeiffer, come on now and laugh.
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About what?
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You are beyond help.
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We need to get the next batch ready.
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Good night. Thank you very much.
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You shouldn't interrupt me.
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If you put worn down chalk in ink
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then it foams and you have...
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We had a teacher once who was a real dandy..
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he was also near sighted.
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So with him we...
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You know what we did with him?
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Well come on, tell us!
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A wet sponge..
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We put a wet sponge
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on his podium chair.Now, imagine this...
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the whole morning he sat there in his wet pants.
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And do the teachers all find this funny?
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We never asked them.
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Didn't you do things like this too?
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No.
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So this was some kind of model institution?
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l never went to a school.
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But you...
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I received my diploma through private tutors.
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l was taught by private teachers in my home
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by the generosity of my father.
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What?
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You were never in a school?
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No.
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Well that is just terrible.
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You poor, pitiful man.
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Then you don't know how it is.
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Living in a real flop house and cramming for exams..
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with your fellow students.
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l can imagine.
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Imagine? Oh no... You have to actually experience it.
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You really missed something.
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I really feel sorry for him.
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He missed the most wonderful part of being young.
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God knows he did. And it can't be repeated.
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Cheers Pfeiffer.
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Cheers Pfeiffer.
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Pardon my question but...
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Why couldn't he go back to school?
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What do you mean?
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You mean he could really go back again...
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Just for fun and only for a couple of weeks.
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As a grown man?
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Come on, that's crazy
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Of course it's crazy.
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Although when you think about it purely in a theoretical sense...
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Yes. You are serious?
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I'm not sure. I would have to seriously think about it.
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It would have to be somewhere where no one knows him.
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That is easy. Babenberg for example.
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That is my hometown and it is in the middle of nowhere.
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a charming little town...
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with a charming little high school.
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...and very charming...
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Girls?
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No, Teachers.
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Is there at least a decent hotel where he can stay?
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Hotel, no way! He'll have to find a room.
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Yes, of course, where he can do whatever he wants.
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But his sweet Marion will never allow him to do it.
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l won't ask her.
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What? Do you really want to?
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God knows I have more important things toNdo.
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If you would permit me, your publisher...
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to say something.
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Here recently you have been writing a little too much.
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It is high time that you experience something.
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Right! Something completely crazy.
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So that you can learn to laugh.
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So, what'll it be Pfeiffer? Do you have the courage to do it?
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What could possibly happen to him?
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If things got to boring for him he could just stand
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and say: "You can't do anything to me.
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I've got my diploma and my PhD in my briefcase.!"
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Well, Pfeiffer is going back to high school.
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Yes, well, if you would allow me...
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Nothing is allowed here.
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...until I have expressed how I feel.
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When are you leaving?
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l envy you.
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Damn it, I'd like to go too.
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Man, I would kill for the chance.
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Then it is clear to all of us
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that this is of course insane...
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But Ihave always wished,
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to do something a little insane.
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To be a regular boy.
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Foolish and no worries.
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To do homework,
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and to shoot paper wads,
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But Gentlemen,
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nobody would believe me.
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l certainly don't look like a young pupil.
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You'll have to change your appearance accordingly.
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How?
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Should I perhaps
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shave off my dear beard?
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And have my flowing, thick hair trimmed?
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Maybe also a pair of sad, nickel plated eyeglasses?
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Books under my arm, a pupil's cap on my head.
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And then I'll stand...
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one morning out on the schoolyard...
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I'm the new guy, the sensation for Babenberg.
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And they are all coming up to me in droves...
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amazed by me, questioning me...
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who I am, where I come from, whether I...
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Hey, who is that?
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That's the new guy.
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He looks like...
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Is he supposed to be from Berlin?
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But you're here.
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How clever!
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Take your seats.
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You're supposed to take a seat.
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You are the new pupil?
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Yes sir.
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Take off your cap and stand up.
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On behalf of this institution...
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and the upper school, I welcome you.
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Now, sit up front
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so you can see better.
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You will feel right at home here.
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Your name is?
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Doct...uhh...Jo...Johann Pfeiffer.
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With one "f"?
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With three.
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Three "f's"?
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One in front of the "ei", and two after it, sir.
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You are a little silly.
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So you have never been in a school?
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You gave me that impression.
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You will get used to our strict school routine.
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Have a seat.
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Yes sir.
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Being in school is like taking medicine,
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it has to taste bad or it doesn't work.
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As I have written in my own book:
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''The duty of a teacher...
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...taking into consideration...
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...the institution of higher learning'...
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taking into consideration, the institution of higher learning...
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is primarily that he has done his part, to further scientific endeavors...
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and to see that the prescribed teaching material
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has been taught.
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First and foremost by the knowledge and the assistance of the teacher
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to the students, which have been entrusted to him.
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and secondly with the utmost respect
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and highest admiration from the students...
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...for their teacher.
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Who did that?
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Who did that
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Professor, why don't you ask Luck?
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Luck! Did you see who shot this paper wad?
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Who me?
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Rosen! Did you see him do it?
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I just said you should ask Luck,
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because he is so smart..
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Sit down, Rosen.
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You have no moral maturity.
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If the culprit does not identify himself ,
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I will find out who he is.
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Ohhh, this piece of paper has been torn out of a notebook.
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Everyone come forward!
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Show me all of your notebooks.
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Professor, the bell rang.
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For the next hour repeat
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what we have gone through.
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Klemm, what do you need?
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Pfeiffer is supposed to go to the principal right away.
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Sir.
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Come closer, Pfeiffer.
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Yes sir.
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You have learned the school rules, Pfeiffer?
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They were given to me.
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So you know that pupils are not to visit pubs...
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without a chaperone?
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And still you were seen just yesterday..
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in the pub "Axmacher".
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I live there.
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You live there!
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This is starting out well.
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l thought...
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You're not supposed to think.
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I will break the habit. Axmacher" is a...
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He is thinking again.
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I thought that if such noisy, fine gentlemen such as...
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He is still thinking.
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Excuse me, I...
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Just be quiet.
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I don't mean to say anything against the "Axmacher",
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but that is no place for you to live.
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First of all it's too costly for you
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und secondly, what kind of impression does that make?
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You, a pupil at a reputable institution of higher learning.
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I didn't think about that.
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But you are supposed to think.
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...as an educated person.
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OK. Then today I'll go looking for a new pad.
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A pad? What kind of expression is that?
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A pad is something, well, nasty. I would almost say...
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...uhh, immoral.
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A student at a reputable institution of higher learning...
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should not have a pad but rather a proper room,
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with proper, well intentioned people.
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Fine, then later I'll go...
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o! Right now.
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You are excused from your lessons.
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Oh, too bad.
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l don't know whether or not this might be a little bit expensive for you...
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65 Marks a week room and board,
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I can afford it.
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Per month, young man.
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What is there to eat?
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Good home cooking of course.
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It is substantial and nutritious.
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And as much as you want.
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I'm not a big eater.
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It's necessary for children...
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in the developing years.
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My son also didn't want to eat properly until...
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until later, when he...
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Excuse me, where is the bathroom?
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Bathroom? Oh, yes.
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l have a cast iron tub.
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If you would like to see it sometime...
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o, thank you.
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Every Saturday l'll heat you
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up some food.
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You should feel at home here.
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I could have a rocking chair set up for you here.
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or maybe my piano.
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Thank you very much.
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You didn't do this very well.
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That could have broken.
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Oh, that is definitely your mother?
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No, no that is...
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Well then it is some other relative?
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Maybe an aunt?
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Something like that.
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Beautiful woman... and so elegant.
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Does she look after you?
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l have to count on it.
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Where is Doctor Pfeiffer? Not here again?
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Doctor Pfeiffer is on vacation somewhere,
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as has already been mentioned several times.
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Alfred, you are lying. He would have taken me with him.
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Perhaps this time he had a special reason,
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for traveling without his dear...
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Reasons? Be honest.
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Who is she, what's her name and is she cute?
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Who?
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The other woman.
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He didn't take a woman with him this time.
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Well then he must still be here.I smell cigarette smoke.
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I can hardly imagine that.
332
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Here is a glass that has been used.
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How could that be?
334
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Alfred, what is going on with you?
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You're just standing there. Well, you're drunk!
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Something is not right here.
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All of his suitcases are still here?
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And all of his suits?
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He didn't even take a pair of pajamas?
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The poor man. How will he sleep?
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Telephone.
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Sweetheart! Will you please get it?
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What? Hmmm
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Ohhh.
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Well...
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Damned invention.
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Mr. Hans, is everything OK with you?
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No.
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What would you like to have for breakfast?
350
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In the morning I really require very little.
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Just a little something.
352
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X is equal to negative P half plus or minus the root of P half
353
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in square minus Q the tangent one half ( Alpha plus Beta )...
354
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If the cocoa is not sweet enough for you...
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It's fine, it's fine.
356
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How do you like it here in Babenberg?
357
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Have you settled in well?
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Yes, yes, of course.
359
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Have you been to the Marksmen's Festival?
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Well, what I really wanted to say was...
361
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Don't get involved with any girls.
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After all we live here in a city.
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Many a boy has been corrupted.
364
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Don't let me disturb you.
365
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My son was also so diligent.
366
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Now he works with taxes. Oh well, things could be worse I guess.
367
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Do you have strict teachers?
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Hmmm. Very strict
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Morning boys.
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Morning, Professor.
371
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Oh, so you are the new one?
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You don't need to stand up. I don't require the students to stand for me.
373
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What does it benifit me if everyone stands up?
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Morning, Pömmel.
375
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I said 'morning', didn't I?
376
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Oh, you know, this weather today, the sun is shining...
377
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I'm in such a good mood.
378
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We really don't want to get off on the wrong foot today .
379
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So, where were we?
380
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Today we're talking about a steam engine. What is a steam engine?
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To put it quite simply a steam engine...
382
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is a large, round, black chamber.
383
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And the large, round, black chamber,
384
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it has two holes.
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The one hole is where the steam comes in...
386
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and the other hole... well, we'll get to that later.
387
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ow, what does the steam do?
388
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The steam, it pushes on the pistons.
389
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What is a piston? Well, that can't be explained.
390
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It's in the book.
391
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What are you doing down there, Rudi?
392
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10 Pfennig of mine fell down here.
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That is a lot of money for a boy.
394
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Where was I? Right, yes, the pistons.
395
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Now that is very ingenious.
396
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This is also where the steam comes in from the other side.
397
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and that also pushes on the pistons...
398
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With it.
399
00:22:56,000 --> 00:22:56,960
You pig.
400
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What will you give me for the "Mecklenburg"?
401
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Have you doubled it?
402
00:23:04,000 --> 00:23:05,000
But it's not genuine.
403
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Show me.
404
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On one end it goes back and forth,
405
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and on the other end it goes around.
406
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That is the connecting rod. Sometimes this kind of
407
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steam engine has two cylinders.
408
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Then it's called a twin engine.
409
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This is nothing to laugh about.
410
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Are there any questions?
411
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Any questions? So, now you all know how a steam engine works.
412
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And if you don't know, it's your own fault.
413
00:23:39,000 --> 00:23:41,000
Where is my other shoe?
414
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It was just right here.
415
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And now it's gone.
416
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Maybe you have it on.
417
00:23:50,000 --> 00:23:56,000
No. Has one of you seen my other shoe?
418
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When I catch the lousy student, who took my shoe!
419
00:24:06,000 --> 00:24:10,000
Professor, we are not stealing any shoes.
420
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Just be nice and give me my shoe back.
421
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If you do, there will be no punishment.
422
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l am not going to give in to you.
423
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You can check our desks.
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If you had some kind of idea that I was going to hop to my next class..
425
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on one leg...
426
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l have time.
427
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Professor, the second bell...
428
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Without my shoe I'm not going anywhere.
429
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But we have history with Doctor Brett right now.
430
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I can't change that.
431
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Anything special out there?
432
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Our sister high school.
433
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Isn't that convenient. Can you get together with any of them?
434
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The blonde with the long locks.
435
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I like the dark headed one. She is hot.
436
00:25:04,000 --> 00:25:05,000
No, she's mine
437
00:25:05,000 --> 00:25:07,000
l like the tall one.
438
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What about you?
439
00:25:08,000 --> 00:25:09,000
I like all of them.
440
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You little pig.
441
00:25:11,000 --> 00:25:11,720
Brett!
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Your attention please!
443
00:25:30,000 --> 00:25:31,000
Good morning.
444
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Good morning.
445
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Sit down.
446
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What's going on?
447
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Pömmel.
448
00:25:44,000 --> 00:25:46,000
Pömmel.
449
00:25:50,000 --> 00:25:53,000
My dear colleague, this must be a mistake.
450
00:25:53,000 --> 00:25:56,000
I'm waiting for my shoe.
451
00:25:56,000 --> 00:25:58,000
What is going on here?
452
00:26:00,000 --> 00:26:04,000
Oh, Rudi, yes.
453
00:26:04,000 --> 00:26:06,000
...and no tickling please.
454
00:26:06,000 --> 00:26:07,000
Yes, thank you.
455
00:26:09,000 --> 00:26:11,000
Thanks very much.
456
00:26:13,000 --> 00:26:15,000
Have a nice morning, sir.
457
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Here you go.
458
00:26:16,000 --> 00:26:17,000
Thank you, Ackerman.
459
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Gees! What a horrible character you all have.
460
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Pfeiffer.
461
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l know. With three "f's"
462
00:26:35,000 --> 00:26:38,000
Only because Mr. "Nose" asked me in such a funny way.
463
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Mr. "Nose"?
464
00:26:39,000 --> 00:26:41,000
I couldn't have known that...
465
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Professor Kray is his real name.
466
00:26:45,000 --> 00:26:48,000
You see, Pfeiffer, things are different in my class.
467
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I take care of my pupils.
468
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And I give them the choice: War or peace.
469
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This class has decided for peace,
470
00:26:56,000 --> 00:26:58,000
and it is going quite well that way.
471
00:26:58,000 --> 00:27:01,000
Other than that it is really of no use,
472
00:27:01,000 --> 00:27:04,000
because I already know all of the stupid things you might try from my own childhood.
473
00:27:04,000 --> 00:27:07,000
So, it's not going to work with me.
474
00:27:07,000 --> 00:27:10,000
But what if we do something brand new?
475
00:27:11,000 --> 00:27:12,000
Then try it.
476
00:27:14,000 --> 00:27:17,000
You were supposed to look over the chapter on mass migration.
477
00:27:17,000 --> 00:27:20,000
So, Knebel! Tell us about it.
478
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Which tribe of people could you best speak about?
479
00:27:23,000 --> 00:27:25,000
The, uhh...Goths.
480
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Then I don't need to ask you about the Goths.
481
00:27:29,000 --> 00:27:33,000
Then tell us something about the... Goths.
482
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The Goths...
483
00:27:37,000 --> 00:27:39,000
...were located...
484
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...originally...
485
00:27:43,000 --> 00:27:47,000
Originally the Goths were located in...
486
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Knebel, step away from your desk.
487
00:27:52,000 --> 00:27:55,000
Originally the Goths were located in...
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Sweden.
489
00:28:13,000 --> 00:28:16,000
Right. Then from there they went to...?
490
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From there they went to...
491
00:28:18,000 --> 00:28:21,000
...uhh, near Danzig.
492
00:28:21,000 --> 00:28:23,000
From there they went to...
493
00:28:23,000 --> 00:28:26,000
...to Russia and from there they went to...
494
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Yes, and after that they really didn't know
495
00:28:32,000 --> 00:28:35,000
what they should do and uhhh...
496
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...and they found themselves in the east where the mixed with the Western Goths.
497
00:28:42,000 --> 00:28:47,000
Good, Knebel. You can have a seat. "D".
498
00:28:47,000 --> 00:28:50,000
How could that answer possibly be a "D"? I earned a "B".
499
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Pfeiffer gets the "B".
500
00:28:52,000 --> 00:28:55,000
And please give me your mirror.
501
00:28:57,000 --> 00:28:58,000
Here you go.
502
00:28:58,000 --> 00:29:00,000
You call that new?
503
00:29:00,000 --> 00:29:03,000
What do you do when it rains?
504
00:29:11,000 --> 00:29:14,000
The Spring time loves the playing of a flute,
505
00:29:14,000 --> 00:29:18,000
and the playing of the trumpet.
506
00:29:18,000 --> 00:29:22,000
The Spring time loves the playing of a flute,
507
00:29:22,000 --> 00:29:25,000
and the playing of the trumpet.
508
00:29:26,000 --> 00:29:30,000
The Spring time loves the playing of a flute,
509
00:29:30,000 --> 00:29:32,000
and the playing of the trumpet.
510
00:29:32,000 --> 00:29:37,000
The Spring time brings a good mood
511
00:29:37,000 --> 00:29:39,000
Reliably every...
512
00:29:39,000 --> 00:29:43,000
The Spring time loves the playing of a flute,
513
00:29:43,000 --> 00:29:47,000
and the playing of the trumpet.
514
00:29:47,000 --> 00:29:49,000
The Spring blows in...
515
00:29:49,000 --> 00:29:53,000
The Spring time loves the playing of a flute,
516
00:29:53,000 --> 00:29:57,000
and the playing of the...
517
00:29:57,000 --> 00:30:01,000
The Spring blows in good cheer..
518
00:30:01,000 --> 00:30:05,000
Reliably every year...
519
00:30:05,000 --> 00:30:07,000
The Spring time loves the playing of a flute,
520
00:30:10,000 --> 00:30:12,000
...of the...
521
00:30:12,000 --> 00:30:14,000
Tru- tru- trumpet.
522
00:30:14,000 --> 00:30:16,000
Someone is singing off key.
523
00:30:16,000 --> 00:30:18,000
Everything is OK here.
524
00:30:18,000 --> 00:30:21,000
Pfeiffer! Are you the one singing off key?
525
00:30:21,000 --> 00:30:23,000
Uhh... definitely not.
526
00:30:23,000 --> 00:30:25,000
Maybe you should come up here.
527
00:30:30,000 --> 00:30:32,000
Try singing this note.
528
00:30:35,000 --> 00:30:38,000
You're singing too deep. Just listen.
529
00:30:40,000 --> 00:30:42,000
Ahhhhhh...
530
00:30:42,000 --> 00:30:44,000
No, Pfeiffer.
531
00:30:44,000 --> 00:30:47,000
Now it's too high.
532
00:30:47,000 --> 00:30:48,000
Ahhhh...
533
00:30:48,000 --> 00:30:50,000
Ahhhhhhhhhh...
534
00:30:50,000 --> 00:30:52,000
You're obviously tone deaf.
535
00:30:52,000 --> 00:30:55,000
You are of course excused from the chorus.
536
00:30:55,000 --> 00:30:58,000
Uhhh.. so I'm not allowed to sing anymore?
537
00:30:58,000 --> 00:31:01,000
Let's try it again.
538
00:31:01,000 --> 00:31:05,000
The Spring time loves the playing of a flute,
539
00:31:05,000 --> 00:31:09,000
and the playing of the trumpet
540
00:31:09,000 --> 00:31:13,000
It blows in good cheer...
541
00:31:13,000 --> 00:31:16,000
Reliably every year...
542
00:31:16,000 --> 00:31:19,000
The Spring time loves the playing of a flute,
543
00:31:21,000 --> 00:31:25,000
and the playing of the trumpet
544
00:31:25,000 --> 00:31:28,000
It blows in good cheer
545
00:31:29,000 --> 00:31:33,000
Reliably every year...
546
00:31:42,000 --> 00:31:44,000
l think it steals your heart.
547
00:31:44,000 --> 00:31:48,000
This proud melancholy of language.
548
00:31:48,000 --> 00:31:50,000
Heavenly.
549
00:31:50,000 --> 00:31:52,000
Magical.
550
00:31:52,000 --> 00:31:56,000
And he is so intelligent. You can actually have a conversation with him.
551
00:31:56,000 --> 00:32:01,000
To whom are you saying that? He was with me for breakfast yesterday.
552
00:32:01,000 --> 00:32:03,000
You are so lucky.
553
00:32:03,000 --> 00:32:06,000
Pfeiffer has been missing from Berlin without a trace for two weeks now.
554
00:32:06,000 --> 00:32:09,000
- Ladies, please move along. - Oh, it is such an experience to read his work.
555
00:32:09,000 --> 00:32:13,000
Read? Oh yes, I guess one could do that sometime.
556
00:32:13,000 --> 00:32:19,000
You see, that is him: Pfeiffer, as he loves and lives.
557
00:32:19,000 --> 00:32:23,000
Elegant, beautiful, thoughtful... and so alluring.
558
00:32:25,000 --> 00:32:27,000
Well, can't everyone do that?
559
00:32:28,000 --> 00:32:29,000
When?
560
00:32:29,000 --> 00:32:31,000
The key word is Baldrian.
561
00:32:31,000 --> 00:32:33,000
What? Baldrian.
562
00:32:33,000 --> 00:32:35,000
Who says that?
563
00:32:35,000 --> 00:32:37,000
l do of course.
564
00:32:37,000 --> 00:32:39,000
When I say the word "Baldrian", things start to happen.
565
00:32:39,000 --> 00:32:42,000
Careful, the old men are coming...
566
00:32:44,000 --> 00:32:46,000
Pfeiffer seems to have
567
00:32:46,000 --> 00:32:48,000
settled in very well with us here.
568
00:32:48,000 --> 00:32:52,000
I'm afraid perhaps too well. Sir, do you still have class with the Upper School today?
569
00:32:53,000 --> 00:32:54,000
Yes, why?
570
00:32:54,000 --> 00:32:57,000
l would advise you to be on guard.
571
00:32:57,000 --> 00:33:01,000
If we don't bother the boys then they don't bother us.
572
00:33:01,000 --> 00:33:03,000
- Do you agree with me? - Yes, but they live for such things.
573
00:33:03,000 --> 00:33:07,000
The affection of our pupils can be won by other means.
574
00:33:07,000 --> 00:33:09,000
l have a few effective tricks,
575
00:33:09,000 --> 00:33:11,000
with which you can spice up...
576
00:33:11,000 --> 00:33:13,000
your lessons and present it in a pleasant way.
577
00:33:13,000 --> 00:33:16,000
ln chemistry for instance,
578
00:33:16,000 --> 00:33:19,000
I talk every year about the effects of alcohol.
579
00:33:19,000 --> 00:33:23,000
So every year I bring - and my students know this -
580
00:33:23,000 --> 00:33:24,000
...a one liter bottle of huckleberry wine,
581
00:33:24,000 --> 00:33:26,000
which I have made myself,
582
00:33:26,000 --> 00:33:29,000
and I bring it with me to the chemistry lesson, so that each of the students
583
00:33:29,000 --> 00:33:32,000
can be convinced of its pleasant taste.
584
00:33:35,000 --> 00:33:38,000
Careful now! Each of you just get a small swallow,
585
00:33:38,000 --> 00:33:40,000
otherwise it will go to your head.
586
00:33:45,000 --> 00:33:47,000
Oh-ho-ho.
587
00:33:47,000 --> 00:33:52,000
Each of you must hold the glass at a 20 degree angle,
588
00:33:52,000 --> 00:33:55,000
So the wine in a different position.
589
00:33:56,000 --> 00:33:58,000
We will determine the alcohol content while we are doing this.
590
00:33:58,000 --> 00:34:02,000
As you can see it is almost 13 percent.
591
00:34:02,000 --> 00:34:06,000
I picked the huckleberries myself.
592
00:34:06,000 --> 00:34:08,000
Huckleberry wine not only has
593
00:34:08,000 --> 00:34:12,000
a pronounced and spiced taste,
594
00:34:15,000 --> 00:34:18,000
but it is also healthy and very nourishing.
595
00:34:18,000 --> 00:34:20,000
Isn't it right to say, Professor, Baldrian...
596
00:34:21,000 --> 00:34:24,000
Baldrian... is supposed to be healthy as well.
597
00:34:24,000 --> 00:34:25,000
Of course Baldrian is healthy.
598
00:34:25,000 --> 00:34:28,000
But that discussion is for some other time.
599
00:34:28,000 --> 00:34:30,000
You're right, Professor.
600
00:34:30,000 --> 00:34:33,000
My uncle always used to say, Baldrian,
601
00:34:33,000 --> 00:34:35,000
Baldrian belongs in every family.
602
00:34:35,000 --> 00:34:38,000
You're silly. Ackermann, what do you know...
603
00:34:38,000 --> 00:34:40,000
...about the effects of alcohol?
604
00:34:40,000 --> 00:34:43,000
Even the old Germanic tribes were making
605
00:34:43,000 --> 00:34:46,000
a strong drink from honey called Meade.
606
00:34:49,000 --> 00:34:52,000
Without their meast they used to lie around on bear skins.
607
00:34:52,000 --> 00:34:53,000
What's wrong?
608
00:34:54,000 --> 00:34:58,000
Nothing, I just feel a little funny in the head.
609
00:34:59,000 --> 00:35:01,000
Then have a seat.
610
00:35:01,000 --> 00:35:03,000
Pfeiffer, please carry on.
611
00:35:06,000 --> 00:35:09,000
The alcohol content, or rather the content of the alcohol
612
00:35:09,000 --> 00:35:11,000
produces alcohol, alcohol produces content,
613
00:35:11,000 --> 00:35:13,000
or the so called alcohol content.
614
00:35:13,000 --> 00:35:16,000
Pfeiffer, you are rambling. Sit down.
615
00:35:16,000 --> 00:35:20,000
The alcohol is starting to ramble,
616
00:35:20,000 --> 00:35:23,000
and the result is the secret brood or the huckleberry hooch.
617
00:35:29,000 --> 00:35:31,000
Luck.
618
00:35:35,000 --> 00:35:39,000
Professor, I don't what this means but...I just can't talk anymore.
619
00:35:39,000 --> 00:35:40,000
What?
620
00:35:40,000 --> 00:35:43,000
When alco-hole, is the only hole...
621
00:35:48,000 --> 00:35:49,000
What? do you feel all right?
622
00:35:52,000 --> 00:35:54,000
-Sure, I feel fine... -Open the window.
623
00:35:58,000 --> 00:36:00,000
Rosen! Carry on.
624
00:36:03,000 --> 00:36:04,000
That is laughable.
625
00:36:04,000 --> 00:36:07,000
But Professor,
626
00:36:09,000 --> 00:36:12,000
I only have to think about my poor mother.
627
00:36:12,000 --> 00:36:14,000
My poor mother.
628
00:36:18,000 --> 00:36:21,000
The wine ferments far away... The alcohol, the wine,
629
00:36:21,000 --> 00:36:24,000
the alcohol is produced by the hucleberries in fermentation,
630
00:36:24,000 --> 00:36:25,000
in fermented alcohol...
631
00:36:25,000 --> 00:36:28,000
Professor, I'm seeing everything in double.
632
00:36:31,000 --> 00:36:32,000
Professor...
633
00:36:36,000 --> 00:36:38,000
...I'm going to bed.
634
00:36:43,000 --> 00:36:45,000
l don't understand this.
635
00:36:45,000 --> 00:36:47,000
All of this from just one little swallow.
636
00:36:47,000 --> 00:36:51,000
This is just im... impossible
637
00:36:53,000 --> 00:36:55,000
I would like to have a little swallow!
638
00:36:55,000 --> 00:36:57,000
Me too!
639
00:37:18,000 --> 00:37:20,000
What is going on here?
640
00:37:20,000 --> 00:37:23,000
I can hear you clear over in the other wing
641
00:37:29,000 --> 00:37:30,000
Quiet!
642
00:37:30,000 --> 00:37:30,720
Quiet!
643
00:37:32,000 --> 00:37:35,000
l want to know what is going on here.
644
00:37:35,000 --> 00:37:37,000
You little, you sweet.
645
00:37:37,000 --> 00:37:42,000
Yes, we drank some wine, some really good wine.
646
00:37:42,000 --> 00:37:47,000
Come here, sit down on the bench. We all like you so much...
647
00:37:50,000 --> 00:37:52,000
Ackermann! What have you been drinking?
648
00:37:52,000 --> 00:37:55,000
As good Germans we have been drinking
649
00:37:55,000 --> 00:37:56,000
good German wine.
650
00:37:56,000 --> 00:37:59,000
And where do all of you get this wine from?
651
00:37:59,000 --> 00:38:03,000
We had to drink it in Professor Kay's class.
652
00:38:06,000 --> 00:38:08,000
l am completely puzzled.
653
00:38:08,000 --> 00:38:11,000
If you would just try one swallow...
654
00:38:11,000 --> 00:38:12,000
l don't drink.
655
00:38:14,000 --> 00:38:17,000
All of you, go home, as quietly as you can.
656
00:38:17,000 --> 00:38:19,000
Try to pull yourselves together.
657
00:38:20,000 --> 00:38:23,000
And then go straight to bed.
658
00:38:36,000 --> 00:38:39,000
My dear colleague, you have poisoned the entire Upper School.
659
00:38:39,000 --> 00:38:41,000
But I innocently wanted to show the effects of alcohol...
660
00:38:42,000 --> 00:38:43,000
My wonderful Upper School...
661
00:38:43,000 --> 00:38:46,000
from such a small swallow?
662
00:38:46,000 --> 00:38:47,000
...poisoned I said.
663
00:38:47,000 --> 00:38:50,000
l am expecting a written report from you.
664
00:38:50,000 --> 00:38:53,000
And furthermore there will be...
665
00:38:53,000 --> 00:38:55,000
What, Pfeiffer?
666
00:38:55,000 --> 00:38:57,000
l would like to...
667
00:38:57,000 --> 00:38:58,000
...make a confession.
668
00:39:23,000 --> 00:39:25,000
ls someone there?
669
00:39:25,000 --> 00:39:26,000
No.
670
00:39:26,000 --> 00:39:30,000
You? Are you the guy with the huckleberry wine?
671
00:39:32,000 --> 00:39:34,000
What do you want?
672
00:39:34,000 --> 00:39:37,000
We just want to take a look.
673
00:39:37,000 --> 00:39:40,000
OK, ok now, go on.
674
00:39:40,000 --> 00:39:43,000
You? You're supposed to be so smart.
675
00:39:43,000 --> 00:39:46,000
So tell us something smart.
676
00:39:46,000 --> 00:39:48,000
Or would you rather have a cigarette?
677
00:39:48,000 --> 00:39:51,000
But you're not allowed to smoke.
678
00:39:51,000 --> 00:39:54,000
It's forbidden in detention.
679
00:39:54,000 --> 00:39:57,000
But we can smoke in front of you.
680
00:39:58,000 --> 00:40:02,000
Now he's going to get detention for smoking.
681
00:40:02,000 --> 00:40:07,000
You're only being brave because there is a door between us.
682
00:40:07,000 --> 00:40:09,000
Should we come in?
683
00:40:09,000 --> 00:40:11,000
I'd like for you to.
684
00:40:11,000 --> 00:40:15,000
We're embarassing ourselves. What do you think of us?
685
00:40:15,000 --> 00:40:18,000
You are all probably ugly like the night...
686
00:40:18,000 --> 00:40:21,000
bowlegged simpletons, nothing up top and nothing in the rear.
687
00:40:21,000 --> 00:40:23,000
Nice looking girls don't get embarassed.
688
00:40:36,000 --> 00:40:37,000
Nice to meet you, Pfeiffer.
689
00:40:39,000 --> 00:40:40,000
You're just children!
690
00:40:40,000 --> 00:40:42,000
You ass!
691
00:40:49,000 --> 00:40:50,000
Well.
692
00:40:54,000 --> 00:40:55,000
Good.
693
00:40:56,000 --> 00:40:58,000
Oh my, oh my, oh my...
694
00:41:00,000 --> 00:41:04,000
Mrs. Windscheid, do you think it will work like this?
695
00:41:04,000 --> 00:41:06,000
People don't like it when boys,
696
00:41:06,000 --> 00:41:09,000
become so vain all of the sudden.
697
00:41:09,000 --> 00:41:11,000
I'll be back for dinner.
698
00:41:11,000 --> 00:41:13,000
Hi, Hans.
699
00:41:13,000 --> 00:41:14,000
Hi, See you, Good Bye.
700
00:41:14,000 --> 00:41:16,000
Where are you off to?
701
00:41:16,000 --> 00:41:17,000
Well, uhhh...
702
00:41:17,000 --> 00:41:19,000
What about the essay?
703
00:41:19,000 --> 00:41:20,000
l have to go. Bye.
704
00:41:22,000 --> 00:41:26,000
Hiking is the miller's desire
705
00:41:26,000 --> 00:41:29,000
Hiking is the miller's desire
706
00:41:30,000 --> 00:41:30,720
Hiking
707
00:41:33,000 --> 00:41:37,000
That must be a bad miller
708
00:41:37,000 --> 00:41:41,000
who never thought of hiking
709
00:41:41,000 --> 00:41:44,000
who never thought of hiking
710
00:41:44,000 --> 00:41:45,800
Hiking...
711
00:41:49,000 --> 00:41:52,000
So tell me, was it awful in detention?
712
00:41:52,000 --> 00:41:56,000
Quite the opposite. It was a highly interesting experience.
713
00:41:56,000 --> 00:42:00,000
Pfeiffer, why do you tell me so little about yourself?
714
00:42:00,000 --> 00:42:02,000
What is there to tell?
715
00:42:02,000 --> 00:42:04,000
What would you like to know?
716
00:42:04,000 --> 00:42:06,000
Everything.
717
00:42:06,000 --> 00:42:09,000
Have you ever been in love before?
718
00:42:09,000 --> 00:42:12,000
l have always been very stand offish.
719
00:42:12,000 --> 00:42:15,000
You see, that is one of the things I like about you.
720
00:42:15,000 --> 00:42:19,000
l don't like boys who are immediately so pushy.
721
00:42:19,000 --> 00:42:21,000
The younger students are the worst.
722
00:42:21,000 --> 00:42:22,000
Really?
723
00:42:22,000 --> 00:42:24,000
My girlfriend knew one,
724
00:42:24,000 --> 00:42:27,000
who wanted a kiss from her.
725
00:42:31,000 --> 00:42:32,000
What is it?
726
00:42:32,000 --> 00:42:36,000
Too bad that I'm not a younger student.
727
00:42:36,000 --> 00:42:37,000
Why?
728
00:43:21,000 --> 00:43:28,000
DUE TO RENOVATIONS THE HIGH SCHOOL WILL BE CLOSED TODAY.
729
00:43:28,000 --> 00:43:30,000
You there! What are you doing?
730
00:43:30,000 --> 00:43:31,000
Nothing.
731
00:43:31,000 --> 00:43:33,000
You took down that sign.
732
00:43:33,000 --> 00:43:34,000
No I didn't.
733
00:43:34,000 --> 00:43:38,000
Hang it right back up there.
734
00:43:38,000 --> 00:43:39,000
What do you want me to do?
735
00:43:39,000 --> 00:43:42,000
Hang that sign back up, damn it.
736
00:43:42,000 --> 00:43:44,000
Yes sir.
737
00:47:26,000 --> 00:47:29,000
Gentlemen, I am asking for your opinion.
738
00:47:29,000 --> 00:47:33,000
l agree with the opinion of the director.
739
00:47:33,000 --> 00:47:35,000
But I haven't said anything yet.
740
00:47:35,000 --> 00:47:36,000
My dear colleague.
741
00:47:36,000 --> 00:47:39,000
l vote that the students responsible
742
00:47:39,000 --> 00:47:41,000
be expelled from this school.
743
00:47:44,000 --> 00:47:46,000
But first we have to determine who the guilty student is.
744
00:47:49,000 --> 00:47:52,000
We will appeal to their sense of duty, and ask them to tell us...
745
00:47:52,000 --> 00:47:55,000
willingly who did this.
746
00:47:55,000 --> 00:47:59,000
I believe in our students but... so much sense of duty?
747
00:47:59,000 --> 00:48:02,000
Usually it is a good friend who turns the perpetrator in.
748
00:48:02,000 --> 00:48:06,000
Hopefully we don't have friends like this at our school.
749
00:48:06,000 --> 00:48:09,000
If we don't get anywhere
750
00:48:09,000 --> 00:48:12,000
then we'll have to punish them all, the old fashioned way.
751
00:48:12,000 --> 00:48:15,000
We have 247 students at our school.
752
00:48:15,000 --> 00:48:17,000
We'll be punishing 246 of them unjustly.
753
00:48:18,000 --> 00:48:20,000
ln my book "the duty of a teacher...''
754
00:48:22,000 --> 00:48:25,000
My dear Mr. Brandt, please wipe the smile off of your face.
755
00:48:25,000 --> 00:48:28,000
The situation is serious enough.
756
00:48:28,000 --> 00:48:31,000
True, but the problem lies somewhere else.
757
00:48:31,000 --> 00:48:36,000
If it were to come out that this sign was a forgery, and that we all
758
00:48:36,000 --> 00:48:39,000
fell for this stupid trick played on us by the boys,
759
00:48:39,000 --> 00:48:43,000
we will be the laughing stock of the town.
760
00:48:43,000 --> 00:48:46,000
And what will the school superintendent say?
761
00:48:46,000 --> 00:48:50,000
For God's sake, what are going to do?
762
00:48:52,000 --> 00:48:53,000
Nothing!
763
00:48:53,000 --> 00:48:55,000
What do you mean "nothing"?
764
00:48:55,000 --> 00:48:57,000
This forgery...
765
00:48:57,000 --> 00:49:01,000
Whether the sign is a forgery or not depends completely on us.
766
00:49:01,000 --> 00:49:05,000
To put it simply we'll just say:
767
00:49:05,000 --> 00:49:09,000
The sign is real. We hung it out there ourselves.
768
00:49:09,000 --> 00:49:12,000
Because of the renovations.
769
00:49:17,000 --> 00:49:18,000
Gentlemen! Gentlemen!
770
00:49:18,000 --> 00:49:21,000
This suggestion stands in the starkest contrast...
771
00:49:21,000 --> 00:49:25,000
to the principles in my book and I vote against it.
772
00:49:25,000 --> 00:49:27,000
I for one apologize for this suggestion.
773
00:49:28,000 --> 00:49:31,000
We have the highest reputation and respect in this community
774
00:49:32,000 --> 00:49:33,000
and for our school to be found at fault...
775
00:49:33,000 --> 00:49:36,000
Yes, at fault for not avoiding the blame.
776
00:49:36,000 --> 00:49:40,000
And you Principal, of all people can avoid
777
00:49:40,000 --> 00:49:44,000
an extremely embarrassing report to the school superintendent.
778
00:49:46,000 --> 00:49:48,000
Uh...hmmm...
779
00:49:50,000 --> 00:49:55,000
You mean, Mr. Pömmel, I need to...
780
00:49:55,000 --> 00:49:58,000
Yes, how do you see things working out?
781
00:49:58,000 --> 00:50:00,000
We don't have any renovations going on.
782
00:50:00,000 --> 00:50:04,000
I can fix that for you.
783
00:50:12,000 --> 00:50:14,000
Kids, the meeting is over.
784
00:50:16,000 --> 00:50:18,000
Now the investigation begins.
785
00:50:18,000 --> 00:50:22,000
Well, Pfeiffer, you think you're so brave, or maybe I should say, brave with your words.
786
00:50:22,000 --> 00:50:25,000
Are your knees knocking a little?
787
00:50:25,000 --> 00:50:27,000
If it were to come out that...
788
00:50:27,000 --> 00:50:28,000
How?
789
00:50:29,000 --> 00:50:33,000
I don't know. Maybe, if someone were to turn you in.
790
00:50:33,000 --> 00:50:35,000
Maybe you? We can't trust you?
791
00:50:35,000 --> 00:50:38,000
Say that again and I will turn him in.
792
00:50:38,000 --> 00:50:40,000
I bet you won't!
793
00:50:40,000 --> 00:50:42,000
You bet I would!
794
00:50:46,000 --> 00:50:48,000
Have a seat.
795
00:50:52,000 --> 00:50:54,000
Take out your books.
796
00:51:01,000 --> 00:51:03,000
Turn to page... Now what do you want?
797
00:51:04,000 --> 00:51:06,000
l have to make an announcement.
798
00:51:06,000 --> 00:51:08,000
If you're not prepared again...
799
00:51:08,000 --> 00:51:12,000
l believe it to be my duty, so that no innocent person...
800
00:51:13,000 --> 00:51:16,000
Take care of this out on the school yard.
801
00:51:16,000 --> 00:51:20,000
Professor, it's got to do with the sign.
802
00:51:20,000 --> 00:51:22,000
Sit down.
803
00:51:22,000 --> 00:51:24,000
It's got to do with the sign yesterday.
804
00:51:24,000 --> 00:51:26,000
Not, "it's got to do with the sign",
805
00:51:26,000 --> 00:51:28,000
but rather, "it has to do with the sign."
806
00:51:28,000 --> 00:51:29,000
OK, OK, has to do, got to do with... It has to do with the sign...
807
00:51:29,000 --> 00:51:32,000
You need to sit down!
808
00:51:33,000 --> 00:51:34,000
Aren't you interested in...
809
00:51:34,000 --> 00:51:36,000
If you continue you will be thrown out of this class!
810
00:51:36,000 --> 00:51:38,000
who hung the sign outside...
811
00:51:38,000 --> 00:51:44,000
You're talking nonsense. The maintenance crew placed the sign on the gate...
812
00:51:44,000 --> 00:51:46,000
...because of the renovations.
813
00:51:46,000 --> 00:51:47,000
That's a lie.
814
00:51:48,000 --> 00:51:50,000
That will be enough! Sit down!
815
00:51:50,000 --> 00:51:53,000
Ackermann, write this up in the class book:
816
00:51:54,000 --> 00:51:57,000
Rosen disturbed the lesson with his foolish talk.
817
00:52:00,000 --> 00:52:04,000
Now open your books to page 117.
818
00:52:05,000 --> 00:52:07,000
OK, Pfeiffer, You look so pleased with yourself.
819
00:52:08,000 --> 00:52:11,000
Maybe I should pick on you again today?
820
00:52:11,000 --> 00:52:13,000
I hope you do.
821
00:52:13,000 --> 00:52:16,000
Then I want to see rather or not
822
00:52:16,000 --> 00:52:18,000
you understood "Wallenstein".
823
00:52:18,000 --> 00:52:22,000
ln which act and in which scene...
824
00:52:23,000 --> 00:52:27,000
does who say to whom these words: "That was no act of heroism...
825
00:52:28,000 --> 00:52:30,000
...Octavio."
826
00:52:32,000 --> 00:52:35,000
Yes, Pfeiffer, you don't know, do you?
827
00:52:35,000 --> 00:52:37,000
You are becoming more and more dumb.
828
00:52:37,000 --> 00:52:40,000
You are becoming the laughing stock of the entire class.
829
00:52:42,000 --> 00:52:45,000
I don't get it. ln all other subjects you are doing satisfactorily or better...
830
00:52:45,000 --> 00:52:50,000
You are only failing German.
831
00:52:50,000 --> 00:52:54,000
German...German is not my thing.
832
00:52:54,000 --> 00:52:57,000
That is too bad! What do you hope to be someday?
833
00:52:57,000 --> 00:53:00,000
I don't know yet.
834
00:53:00,000 --> 00:53:04,000
Be sure and choose a profession that doesn't require much writing.
835
00:53:05,000 --> 00:53:07,000
The best choice would be to become a dentist.
836
00:53:07,000 --> 00:53:07,750
OK.
837
00:53:30,000 --> 00:53:33,000
Good Morning. May I help you? You would like a room?
838
00:53:33,000 --> 00:53:36,000
l would like to know if, Dr. Pfeiffer lives here.
839
00:53:36,000 --> 00:53:39,000
He hasn't checked in yet. In the meantime would you like to...
840
00:53:39,000 --> 00:53:43,000
Thank you. Where else could Dr. Pfeiffer live?
841
00:53:43,000 --> 00:53:46,000
Oh my, maybe... But I...
842
00:53:46,000 --> 00:53:50,000
Mr. Axmacher, we did have a Mr. Pfeiffer here.
843
00:53:50,000 --> 00:53:52,000
The one who left the huge tip.
844
00:53:52,000 --> 00:53:54,000
Oh please, there is no way!
845
00:53:54,000 --> 00:53:57,000
A huge tip! Where does he live?
846
00:53:57,000 --> 00:53:59,000
Ask over at the high school.
847
00:53:59,000 --> 00:54:01,000
High School?
848
00:54:01,000 --> 00:54:03,000
They are on their break right now.
849
00:54:04,000 --> 00:54:05,000
Where is it?
850
00:54:05,000 --> 00:54:06,000
Go right at the next street.
851
00:54:07,000 --> 00:54:08,000
Thank you.
852
00:54:19,000 --> 00:54:22,000
Mam, are you lost?
853
00:54:22,000 --> 00:54:26,000
l am looking for a Doctor Pfeiffer, I have to urgently speak with him.
854
00:54:26,000 --> 00:54:29,000
Doctor Pfeiffer, no, who is that?
855
00:54:29,000 --> 00:54:30,000
A teacher?
856
00:54:30,000 --> 00:54:32,000
I'm not sure.
857
00:54:32,000 --> 00:54:34,000
We don't have a Doctor Pfeiffer.
858
00:54:34,000 --> 00:54:37,000
But I was told you did.
859
00:54:41,000 --> 00:54:46,000
Mam, unless you mean him?
860
00:54:46,000 --> 00:54:50,000
He came to us a couple of weeks ago.
861
00:54:50,000 --> 00:54:53,000
But he is no doctor.
862
00:54:58,000 --> 00:54:59,000
Could you call him in?
863
00:55:00,000 --> 00:55:03,000
No, he has to go to his class.
864
00:55:03,000 --> 00:55:05,000
Thank you very much.
865
00:55:09,000 --> 00:55:11,000
Good morning boys.
866
00:55:11,000 --> 00:55:12,000
Morning.
867
00:55:13,000 --> 00:55:14,000
We are taking a quiz today
868
00:55:14,000 --> 00:55:16,000
over air pressure.
869
00:55:16,000 --> 00:55:19,000
Couldn't we just write about a thermometer?
870
00:55:19,000 --> 00:55:20,000
We would do better at that.
871
00:55:21,000 --> 00:55:24,000
I don't care. Write over whatever you want. Just no nonsense.
872
00:55:26,000 --> 00:55:27,000
Somebody knocked.
873
00:55:27,000 --> 00:55:29,000
That joke is too old. I won't fall for it.
874
00:55:29,000 --> 00:55:31,000
...anyway, about the thermometer.
875
00:55:33,000 --> 00:55:37,000
Professor, someone really is knocking.
876
00:55:37,000 --> 00:55:39,000
What? You think I didn't hear that?
877
00:55:39,000 --> 00:55:42,000
Go and see what they want.
878
00:55:46,000 --> 00:55:47,000
I'll ask.
879
00:55:49,000 --> 00:55:51,000
There is a woman out there.
880
00:55:51,000 --> 00:55:54,000
A woman? What does she want?
881
00:55:54,000 --> 00:55:55,000
To come in.
882
00:55:55,000 --> 00:55:57,000
No, no, no.
883
00:55:58,000 --> 00:56:00,000
How does she look?
884
00:56:00,000 --> 00:56:01,000
Beautiful.
885
00:56:01,000 --> 00:56:03,000
I'll go and look for myself.
886
00:56:05,000 --> 00:56:09,000
Please behave yourselves for just a moment.
887
00:56:09,000 --> 00:56:10,000
Yes?
888
00:56:10,000 --> 00:56:13,000
Could you tell me if there is a Mr. Pfeiffer in your class?
889
00:56:13,000 --> 00:56:16,000
Do you mean this boy here?
890
00:56:16,000 --> 00:56:17,000
I would like to speak with him.
891
00:56:17,000 --> 00:56:21,000
Well, we're taking a quiz right now.
892
00:56:21,000 --> 00:56:24,000
Now Professor, don't be so strict.
893
00:56:24,000 --> 00:56:27,000
Send him out here.
894
00:56:27,000 --> 00:56:29,000
If it won't take too long.
895
00:56:29,000 --> 00:56:32,000
Whom shall I say is here?
896
00:56:32,000 --> 00:56:35,000
He can see for himself.
897
00:56:35,000 --> 00:56:38,000
Yes, and what is this regarding?
898
00:56:38,000 --> 00:56:40,000
That doesn't make any difference.
899
00:56:40,000 --> 00:56:42,000
Then I'm not interested in helping you.
900
00:56:42,000 --> 00:56:44,000
Professor!
901
00:56:44,000 --> 00:56:47,000
He is a bit unruly and not very well behaved...
902
00:56:47,000 --> 00:56:52,000
What? Him? Oh... He keeps us all in stitches.
903
00:56:52,000 --> 00:56:55,000
Where exactly do you know him from?
904
00:56:55,000 --> 00:56:56,000
From Berlin of course.
905
00:56:56,000 --> 00:56:59,000
I see. You're from Berlin. Yes, you look like you are from Berlin.
906
00:56:59,000 --> 00:57:04,000
You know what? Just leave me and these boys alone.
907
00:57:04,000 --> 00:57:06,000
Thank you.
908
00:57:18,000 --> 00:57:21,000
Hans, are you here? He must have just left.
909
00:57:21,000 --> 00:57:24,000
In the afternoons he is always going somewhere.
910
00:57:24,000 --> 00:57:27,000
Can I get something for you?
911
00:57:27,000 --> 00:57:31,000
Oh, now I know who you are. You are his aunt.
912
00:57:31,000 --> 00:57:35,000
Yes, I know you from the picture hanging over there...
913
00:57:35,000 --> 00:57:37,000
...which he hung over there.
914
00:57:37,000 --> 00:57:39,000
Did you write him that you were coming?
915
00:57:39,000 --> 00:57:41,000
Sometimes it's better to arrive unannounced.
916
00:57:42,000 --> 00:57:44,000
A surprise. I'm sure he will be thrilled.
917
00:57:45,000 --> 00:57:48,000
No, how young you look.
918
00:57:48,000 --> 00:57:50,000
Yes, dear woman...
919
00:57:50,000 --> 00:57:54,000
We notice how old we are becoming by our children.
920
00:57:54,000 --> 00:57:56,000
So how is my.... my nephew doing?
921
00:57:57,000 --> 00:58:00,000
Great, he has become a lovely young man.
922
00:58:00,000 --> 00:58:04,000
Oh, well then he certainly has a little girlfriend by now?
923
00:58:04,000 --> 00:58:07,000
No! What would he do with a girlfriend?
924
00:58:07,000 --> 00:58:10,000
He has no time for girls.
925
00:58:10,000 --> 00:58:13,000
He is only interested in his books.
926
00:58:35,000 --> 00:58:38,000
Oh, here he comes.
927
00:58:38,000 --> 00:58:39,000
Some nice, refreshing coffee.
928
00:58:39,000 --> 00:58:43,000
We'll be wanting some cheesecake.
929
00:58:43,000 --> 00:58:46,000
Just wait. I'll pour for us.
930
00:58:49,000 --> 00:58:50,000
Ohh!
931
00:58:51,000 --> 00:58:53,000
What?
932
00:59:38,000 --> 00:59:41,000
Pfeiffer, we can't tell you that you can't be here,
933
00:59:41,000 --> 00:59:44,000
but don't you think it is a bit unusual that you are sitting here at the table next to us...
934
00:59:44,000 --> 00:59:47,000
Oh, well if I could sit with all of you.
935
00:59:47,000 --> 00:59:51,000
Of course I'd like to. I just didn't think it would be proper.
936
00:59:51,000 --> 00:59:54,000
Would you please introduce to me both of these ladies?
937
00:59:55,000 --> 00:59:59,000
No? Nice to meet you, Pfeiffer.
938
00:59:59,000 --> 01:00:00,000
Nice to meet you. Pfeiffer.
939
01:00:01,000 --> 01:00:03,000
The principal was so kind as to
940
01:00:03,000 --> 01:00:05,000
invite me over.
941
01:00:05,000 --> 01:00:10,000
Well, do I really get to sit next to these precious young ladies?
942
01:00:10,000 --> 01:00:12,000
Mam, I don't know if
943
01:00:12,000 --> 01:00:15,000
you have already heard about me.
944
01:00:15,000 --> 01:00:19,000
l am extraordinarily pleased, to find out that you are the charming wife...
945
01:00:19,000 --> 01:00:21,000
of our highly esteemed principal.
946
01:00:21,000 --> 01:00:23,000
Oh, thank you.
947
01:00:23,000 --> 01:00:27,000
I am even more astounded to see how..
948
01:00:27,000 --> 01:00:29,000
similar you and your sister look.
949
01:00:29,000 --> 01:00:36,000
But no, Mr. Pfeiffer, this is my little daughter.
950
01:00:36,000 --> 01:00:38,000
You don't say! What do you know?
951
01:00:39,000 --> 01:00:41,000
That just can't be the truth.
952
01:00:42,000 --> 01:00:44,000
You already have such a grown up daughter?
953
01:00:45,000 --> 01:00:46,000
l thought that this young woman was...
954
01:00:47,000 --> 01:00:48,000
What did you think?
955
01:00:48,000 --> 01:00:50,000
...would be your daughter.
956
01:00:50,000 --> 01:00:55,000
You overestimate my age. I'm not that old.
957
01:00:55,000 --> 01:00:58,000
Yes, Professor, you're right. I didn't think it through.
958
01:00:58,000 --> 01:01:03,000
At the very most you are twice as old as Miss Eva.
959
01:01:05,000 --> 01:01:09,000
But don't worry. In 20 years it will be a completely different mix.
960
01:01:09,000 --> 01:01:14,000
You will only be 1 1/2 times as old, and in 100 years you will be... Let me do the math...
961
01:01:14,000 --> 01:01:16,000
Pfeiffer, if you have anything else...
962
01:01:16,000 --> 01:01:20,000
...something else for today ...anything...if you were to have anything else planned...
963
01:01:20,000 --> 01:01:24,000
Well of course he has to finish his homework.
964
01:01:24,000 --> 01:01:27,000
We'll do that in school tomorrow morning.
965
01:01:27,000 --> 01:01:29,000
But if I have your permission,
966
01:01:29,000 --> 01:01:32,000
even though I could talk a little bit more about myself ...
967
01:01:32,000 --> 01:01:35,000
...I don't want to hold you up anymore. It has been a real pleasure.
968
01:01:52,000 --> 01:01:54,000
Of course he's not here anymore.
969
01:01:54,000 --> 01:01:56,000
But we can't do our Greek...
970
01:01:56,000 --> 01:01:59,000
Come on, Greek? I'm sure he's got some cigarettes tucked away here somewhere.
971
01:01:59,000 --> 01:02:01,000
What the heck is this?
972
01:02:01,000 --> 01:02:03,000
It's a hair bow.
973
01:02:03,000 --> 01:02:05,000
Absolutely. You have to treat women poorly.
974
01:02:05,000 --> 01:02:07,000
First I will marry...
975
01:02:07,000 --> 01:02:08,000
Because you have to.
976
01:02:08,000 --> 01:02:12,000
Your girlfriend colors her hair blonde.
977
01:02:12,000 --> 01:02:14,000
Can you do that?
978
01:02:14,000 --> 01:02:16,000
With bleach, H2-O2.
979
01:02:16,000 --> 01:02:19,000
This is why I don't get chemistry.
980
01:02:19,000 --> 01:02:21,000
Of course there are no cigarettes.
981
01:02:21,000 --> 01:02:24,000
Whoah, what in the world is this?
982
01:02:24,000 --> 01:02:27,000
Would you two gentlemen perhaps like a cigarette from me?
983
01:02:29,000 --> 01:02:31,000
You are allowed to smoke, aren't you?
984
01:02:31,000 --> 01:02:33,000
Who is that?
985
01:02:33,000 --> 01:02:35,000
Don't know. I'm sure she's waiting on Hans.
986
01:02:35,000 --> 01:02:36,000
You think so?
987
01:02:36,000 --> 01:02:38,000
Not bad at all.
988
01:02:38,000 --> 01:02:41,000
- Introduce me. - We can't do this.
989
01:02:41,000 --> 01:02:43,000
- Go on! - We can't do this.
990
01:02:43,000 --> 01:02:45,000
You're going to introduce me and...
991
01:02:45,000 --> 01:02:47,000
Gentlemen! Let's not fight.
992
01:02:47,000 --> 01:02:51,000
But next time you had better knock,
993
01:02:51,000 --> 01:02:53,000
when a lady is sleeping in the room.
994
01:02:53,000 --> 01:02:57,000
You both could very easily put me in a compromising situation.
995
01:02:57,000 --> 01:03:00,000
- Yes, of course. - Excuse us. - Please excuse us.
996
01:03:00,000 --> 01:03:03,000
There is no need to be embarrassed gentlemen,
997
01:03:03,000 --> 01:03:06,000
You also don't need to think about running away,
998
01:03:06,000 --> 01:03:09,000
Just turn around.
999
01:03:12,000 --> 01:03:15,000
And since you both are acting so cute,
1000
01:03:15,000 --> 01:03:18,000
I will allow you to put my shoes on for me.
1001
01:03:24,000 --> 01:03:27,000
Ouch... but gentlemen...
1002
01:03:27,000 --> 01:03:34,000
Well they didn't have any more streusel so I got us some...
1003
01:03:34,000 --> 01:03:36,000
Ohh...Marion...?
1004
01:03:38,000 --> 01:03:42,000
Well, it's amazing that you still know my name.
1005
01:03:42,000 --> 01:03:45,000
Yes, quite amazing. So nice that you have come.
1006
01:03:45,000 --> 01:03:48,000
May I introduce my friends to you?
1007
01:03:48,000 --> 01:03:49,000
If we're somehow getting in your way, you...
1008
01:03:49,000 --> 01:03:52,000
Come on, get out of here.
1009
01:03:52,000 --> 01:03:54,000
ls she from Berlin?
1010
01:03:54,000 --> 01:03:57,000
Man, this is my aunt.
1011
01:03:57,000 --> 01:03:58,000
Go on, go!
1012
01:04:06,000 --> 01:04:07,000
Well.
1013
01:04:14,000 --> 01:04:16,000
Well now, there you are.
1014
01:04:16,000 --> 01:04:19,000
Yes, here I am.
1015
01:04:19,000 --> 01:04:22,000
It's so nice of you to come.
1016
01:04:22,000 --> 01:04:25,000
You've said that three times.
1017
01:04:25,000 --> 01:04:26,000
No only twice.
1018
01:04:26,000 --> 01:04:29,000
Three times.
1019
01:04:29,000 --> 01:04:33,000
Fine, then you can start.
1020
01:04:37,000 --> 01:04:40,000
Of course you know that your big part is coming up
1021
01:04:40,000 --> 01:04:43,000
in this comedy we are playing out here.
1022
01:04:43,000 --> 01:04:46,000
You'll ask me whether or not I am crazy.
1023
01:04:46,000 --> 01:04:49,000
I will ignore your question as if it is unworthy of a response.
1024
01:04:49,000 --> 01:04:51,000
The you will prove to me,
1025
01:04:51,000 --> 01:04:54,000
that this whole thing is an outrageous farce
1026
01:04:54,000 --> 01:04:57,000
and that a person can not become a child again,
1027
01:04:57,000 --> 01:05:01,000
just by putting a pupil's cap on their head.
1028
01:05:01,000 --> 01:05:05,000
Then you will make it all too clear that in reality this is
1029
01:05:05,000 --> 01:05:09,000
an escape, from the world, from you, and even from myself.
1030
01:05:09,000 --> 01:05:12,000
That all of my opportunities in Berlin are fading away,
1031
01:05:12,000 --> 01:05:16,000
that my premiere is in danger and my publisher,
1032
01:05:16,000 --> 01:05:18,000
and the minister of culture are upset and so on and so on...
1033
01:05:18,000 --> 01:05:20,000
All quite true.
1034
01:05:20,000 --> 01:05:23,000
But then I will answer you...
1035
01:05:23,000 --> 01:05:26,000
in very brief fashion; in fact, in only one sentence:
1036
01:05:27,000 --> 01:05:32,000
I feel pretty damn comfortable here.
1037
01:05:32,000 --> 01:05:35,000
That is not the job of a poet.
1038
01:05:35,000 --> 01:05:38,000
You said that quite beautifully.
1039
01:05:38,000 --> 01:05:40,000
And you've gotten really fat too.
1040
01:05:40,000 --> 01:05:42,000
I've gotten younger.
1041
01:05:42,000 --> 01:05:46,000
For Christmas you can give me a novel about the Wild West. And for Easter a basket of candy.
1042
01:05:46,000 --> 01:05:49,000
You're acting so silly.
1043
01:05:49,000 --> 01:05:51,000
At any rate I have completely
1044
01:05:51,000 --> 01:05:54,000
botched your big scene.
1045
01:05:54,000 --> 01:05:56,000
You're wrong, my dear Hans.
1046
01:05:56,000 --> 01:06:00,000
I do my acting in the theater only,
1047
01:06:00,000 --> 01:06:13,000
not in my private life... ...In my private life, I have other means.
1048
01:06:17,000 --> 01:06:20,000
''May has arrived''
1049
01:06:20,000 --> 01:06:23,000
Do we have to walk past this place?
1050
01:06:23,000 --> 01:06:27,000
This is not just a place, this is my school.
1051
01:06:27,000 --> 01:06:30,000
You'll have to allow me to enjoy this one last farewell look.
1052
01:06:32,000 --> 01:06:34,000
Ohh, see this gate here?
1053
01:06:34,000 --> 01:06:37,000
There were so many mornings that I came waltzing through here,
1054
01:06:38,000 --> 01:06:41,000
mostly with a bad conscience, and without my Latin.
1055
01:06:41,000 --> 01:06:43,000
In the afternoons I would stroll back out,
1056
01:06:43,000 --> 01:06:47,000
my stomach full of hunger and my head full of nonsense.
1057
01:06:47,000 --> 01:06:49,000
Can we move on please?
1058
01:06:50,000 --> 01:06:52,000
When did the Western Goths conquer the...
1059
01:06:52,000 --> 01:06:56,000
You hear that up there, on the corner? That's us.
1060
01:06:56,000 --> 01:06:59,000
That is my class.
1061
01:06:59,000 --> 01:07:03,000
We just had history with Doctor Brett, Na great guy.
1062
01:07:03,000 --> 01:07:07,000
Actually they are all great guys come to think of it.
1063
01:07:09,000 --> 01:07:11,000
Hey, we have a little break right now.
1064
01:07:11,000 --> 01:07:13,000
Come on.
1065
01:07:13,000 --> 01:07:17,000
Where to? Ohhh.
1066
01:07:17,000 --> 01:07:20,000
Marion, I just had a wonderful idea.
1067
01:07:21,000 --> 01:07:23,000
You know what? Why don't you go home alone.
1068
01:07:27,000 --> 01:07:29,000
I'll stay here.
1069
01:07:34,000 --> 01:07:36,000
Come on!
1070
01:07:39,000 --> 01:07:40,000
[Murmuring in the background]
1071
01:07:45,000 --> 01:07:46,000
What a beauty.
1072
01:07:53,000 --> 01:07:55,000
The "nose"!
1073
01:08:01,000 --> 01:08:03,000
Sit down.
1074
01:08:03,000 --> 01:08:06,000
You have been studying the great German poets.
1075
01:08:06,000 --> 01:08:13,000
Luck, go to the board and write down their names and the dates they lived.
1076
01:08:13,000 --> 01:08:17,000
Write big and clearly. You have plenty of room.
1077
01:08:23,000 --> 01:08:26,000
Where are you coming from so late... Oh!
1078
01:08:26,000 --> 01:08:28,000
lt's nothing.
1079
01:08:28,000 --> 01:08:32,000
Just a bit of a bad toothache.
1080
01:08:32,000 --> 01:08:37,000
Here is my written excuse if you want to see it.
1081
01:08:37,000 --> 01:08:40,000
Wh- wh- why aren't you staying at home?
1082
01:08:40,000 --> 01:08:43,000
Well Professor, here I have more diversions.
1083
01:08:44,000 --> 01:08:48,000
That's just great. Now, sit down...carefully.
1084
01:08:48,000 --> 01:08:52,000
All of you could learn from Pfeiffer's example.
1085
01:08:52,000 --> 01:08:54,000
How far have you gotten, Luck?
1086
01:08:54,000 --> 01:08:56,000
Why aren't you writing anymore?
1087
01:08:56,000 --> 01:08:58,000
The board is full.
1088
01:08:58,000 --> 01:08:59,000
Well, turn it over.
1089
01:09:00,000 --> 01:09:01,000
I can't. It's stuck.
1090
01:09:01,000 --> 01:09:03,000
Hmmm, let me show you.
1091
01:09:21,000 --> 01:09:24,000
Maybe I should erase this?
1092
01:09:24,000 --> 01:09:26,000
Go and get the principal.
1093
01:09:31,000 --> 01:09:35,000
l have to say, I am very disappointed.
1094
01:09:35,000 --> 01:09:37,000
To see this disgusting example of classroom disruption...
1095
01:09:37,000 --> 01:09:42,000
in my school. I'm disappointed in all of you.
1096
01:09:42,000 --> 01:09:46,000
l want to give the guilty student the opportunity,
1097
01:09:46,000 --> 01:09:48,000
to voluntarily turn himself in .
1098
01:09:48,000 --> 01:09:54,000
No! Not here in front of the class. He'll have to come to my room.
1099
01:09:54,000 --> 01:09:56,000
What do you want, Pfeiffer?
1100
01:09:56,000 --> 01:10:01,000
Well, Principal, you might get angry but I think the picture is really nice.
1101
01:10:01,000 --> 01:10:05,000
Pfeiffer! A young girl, probably from a proper family...
1102
01:10:05,000 --> 01:10:07,000
and without any clothes on.
1103
01:10:07,000 --> 01:10:11,000
Yes, but Principal, I don't see it that way.
1104
01:10:11,000 --> 01:10:16,000
This is no girl. It is supposed to be a boy.
1105
01:10:16,000 --> 01:10:19,000
We're just not quite done with it yet.
1106
01:10:22,000 --> 01:10:27,000
Yes... in fact, I thought the same thing myself.
1107
01:10:27,000 --> 01:10:30,000
But at any rate, I think it is extraordinarily nice...
1108
01:10:30,000 --> 01:10:32,000
that this embarrassing incident
1109
01:10:32,000 --> 01:10:35,000
has come to such an innocent resolution.
1110
01:10:35,000 --> 01:10:38,000
And from now on we will never speak about it again.
1111
01:10:38,000 --> 01:10:41,000
Ackermann, erase the board.
1112
01:10:51,000 --> 01:10:53,000
Where did we stop yesterday in our reading
1113
01:10:53,000 --> 01:10:55,000
of "Don Carlos"?
1114
01:10:55,000 --> 01:10:57,000
Fourth act.
1115
01:10:57,000 --> 01:11:00,000
Let's read on with separate roles.
1116
01:11:00,000 --> 01:11:03,000
Who would like to take the part of the noble Marquis Posa?
1117
01:11:03,000 --> 01:11:06,000
Rosen is the right man for that role.
1118
01:11:06,000 --> 01:11:10,000
Good. Hosemann, you take the role of Princess Eboli.
1119
01:11:13,000 --> 01:11:15,000
For God's sake, leave me...
1120
01:11:15,000 --> 01:11:17,000
What did he say to you, you unfortunate one?
1121
01:11:17,000 --> 01:11:21,000
Nothing. Leave me alone, nothing.
1122
01:11:21,000 --> 01:11:24,000
How much do you know? There is no escape for you now.
1123
01:11:24,000 --> 01:11:28,000
You will not tell anyone else about this in this lifetime.
1124
01:11:28,000 --> 01:11:31,000
Good God, what do you mean by that?
1125
01:11:31,000 --> 01:11:34,000
You don't want to..... kill me?
1126
01:11:34,000 --> 01:11:40,000
ln fact I do. I'll make it quick.
1127
01:11:40,000 --> 01:11:43,000
Oh, dear and eternal mercy. What error have I committed?
1128
01:11:45,000 --> 01:11:47,000
If you don't mind?
1129
01:11:47,000 --> 01:11:50,000
Pfeiffer, you can't stay focused.
1130
01:11:50,000 --> 01:11:52,000
What is this?
1131
01:11:52,000 --> 01:11:54,000
It's a letter from a friend.
1132
01:11:54,000 --> 01:11:56,000
Then let's read it:
1133
01:11:56,000 --> 01:11:59,000
"Look for me at the usual time and at the usual place."
1134
01:11:59,000 --> 01:12:02,000
A thousand kisses...?
1135
01:12:02,000 --> 01:12:04,000
Exclamation point.
1136
01:12:04,000 --> 01:12:07,000
Signed: "Big E? Period".
1137
01:12:07,000 --> 01:12:09,000
Who is that?
1138
01:12:09,000 --> 01:12:11,000
But this has nothing to do with school.
1139
01:12:11,000 --> 01:12:14,000
- Who is ''E Period''? - I won't tell you.
1140
01:12:14,000 --> 01:12:18,000
Fine. Then I'll have the principal determine whose handwriting this is.
1141
01:12:18,000 --> 01:12:20,000
Professor, may I just, for one second... Thank you.
1142
01:12:21,000 --> 01:12:25,000
Give me back the letter! Give me back the letter! Pfeiffer!
1143
01:12:26,000 --> 01:12:29,000
We'll talk more about this.
1144
01:12:29,000 --> 01:12:32,000
I'll expect you in my apartment at 3 o'clock.
1145
01:12:38,000 --> 01:12:41,000
Your teacher was expecting you...
1146
01:12:41,000 --> 01:12:44,000
an hour ago. He is very angry.
1147
01:12:44,000 --> 01:12:47,000
If you'll have a seat for just a moment, he'll be right in.
1148
01:13:28,000 --> 01:13:33,000
Pfeiffer, once again you are late.
1149
01:13:33,000 --> 01:13:36,000
l asked for you to come at 3 o'clock.
1150
01:13:36,000 --> 01:13:38,000
lt is just now 3.
1151
01:13:38,000 --> 01:13:43,000
Then your watch is wrong. It is two minutes past four.
1152
01:13:43,000 --> 01:13:46,000
Couldn't it be that your watch is wrong?
1153
01:13:46,000 --> 01:13:49,000
Oh, no it's not possible. I'll prove it to you. You see...?
1154
01:13:53,000 --> 01:13:55,000
I don't understand this.
1155
01:13:56,000 --> 01:13:59,000
I'll have to get this repaired.
1156
01:13:59,000 --> 01:14:03,000
I'm afraid I treated you unjustly.
1157
01:14:04,000 --> 01:14:06,000
Have a seat.
1158
01:14:06,000 --> 01:14:11,000
So, let's get to the reason for your visit.
1159
01:14:11,000 --> 01:14:15,000
So, who is this "Big E Period"?
1160
01:14:15,000 --> 01:14:19,000
- Or do you not wish to tell me? - Nein.
1161
01:14:19,000 --> 01:14:21,000
Very admirable, but it will not help you.
1162
01:14:21,000 --> 01:14:24,000
l have already found out another way.
1163
01:14:24,000 --> 01:14:28,000
I know you're going to be extremely angry with me and I know I'll probably fail my final exams...
1164
01:14:28,000 --> 01:14:30,000
l am never angry with my students.
1165
01:14:30,000 --> 01:14:32,000
That goes against my principles,
1166
01:14:32,000 --> 01:14:35,000
which I have written about in my book, "the duty of a teacher..."
1167
01:14:35,000 --> 01:14:37,000
Yes, well, then can I go?
1168
01:14:37,000 --> 01:14:39,000
One moment.
1169
01:14:39,000 --> 01:14:42,000
You may well be an average student,
1170
01:14:42,000 --> 01:14:44,000
but in spite of that you may be a very admirable human being.
1171
01:14:44,000 --> 01:14:47,000
You havec caught the eye of and turned the head of an
1172
01:14:47,000 --> 01:14:49,000
inexperienced young lady.
1173
01:14:49,000 --> 01:14:51,000
You will no doubt destroy any possibilty there might have been...
1174
01:14:51,000 --> 01:14:55,000
for you to have a secure and well-to-do life.
1175
01:14:55,000 --> 01:14:58,000
Are you ready to take the responsibility for that?
1176
01:14:58,000 --> 01:15:00,000
Well, I'll have to think about it.
1177
01:15:00,000 --> 01:15:04,000
But, excuse me, Professor. I have another appointment.
1178
01:15:04,000 --> 01:15:07,000
Oh! May I?
1179
01:15:07,000 --> 01:15:09,000
Thank you very much. Good bye.
1180
01:15:15,000 --> 01:15:17,000
Poor Eva.
1181
01:15:19,000 --> 01:15:22,000
Tell me really quickly, what are you thinking about?
1182
01:15:22,000 --> 01:15:26,000
I'm not quite done with my thoughts just yet.
1183
01:15:26,000 --> 01:15:28,000
Are you afraid that you'll fail your final exam?
1184
01:15:29,000 --> 01:15:31,000
There won't be any chance for that.
1185
01:15:31,000 --> 01:15:33,000
- How is that? - I'm leaving. Probably pretty soon.
1186
01:15:33,000 --> 01:15:37,000
Hans! That's terrible. And what about me?
1187
01:15:37,000 --> 01:15:39,000
I'm taking you with me.
1188
01:15:39,000 --> 01:15:43,000
Oh, please tell me. Just how do you think that will happen?
1189
01:15:43,000 --> 01:15:46,000
Quite nicely. As my wife of course.
1190
01:15:46,000 --> 01:15:50,000
Oh Hans, you shouldn't joke about such things with me.
1191
01:15:50,000 --> 01:15:54,000
l love you so terribly and I think you love me too,
1192
01:15:55,000 --> 01:15:57,000
but we're both still going to school
1193
01:15:58,000 --> 01:16:00,000
and we shouldn't be thinking about such things.
1194
01:16:01,000 --> 01:16:04,000
I'll be happy to wait for you.
1195
01:16:04,000 --> 01:16:06,000
We are old enough.
1196
01:16:06,000 --> 01:16:09,000
You're not so bright.
1197
01:16:09,000 --> 01:16:12,000
You have to find a job.
1198
01:16:12,000 --> 01:16:15,000
What can you do without a diploma?
1199
01:16:16,000 --> 01:16:18,000
Come on, let's think about it, OK?
1200
01:16:24,000 --> 01:16:27,000
Maybe an author. You don't need a diploma,
1201
01:16:27,000 --> 01:16:30,000
you don't have to go to college and you can earn money rather quickly.
1202
01:16:30,000 --> 01:16:32,000
You don't really think so?
1203
01:16:32,000 --> 01:16:35,000
By the way, do you know my famous namesake,
1204
01:16:36,000 --> 01:16:38,000
the famous author, Johannes Pfeiffer?
1205
01:16:38,000 --> 01:16:41,000
The one with the "Novel of the Week"?
1206
01:16:41,000 --> 01:16:45,000
But Hans, I would not compare you to him. He is a real poet.
1207
01:16:45,000 --> 01:16:46,000
You could say that.
1208
01:16:46,000 --> 01:16:48,000
That is wonderful.
1209
01:16:48,000 --> 01:16:51,000
We were together quite a lot in Berlin.
1210
01:16:51,000 --> 01:16:53,000
l know a few things about him.
1211
01:16:53,000 --> 01:16:55,000
But Hans, now you're just bragging.
1212
01:16:55,000 --> 01:16:58,000
Have you actually ever seen him?
1213
01:16:58,000 --> 01:17:00,000
What does he look like?
1214
01:17:00,000 --> 01:17:03,000
Oh, pretty nice looking. He's built a little like me,
1215
01:17:03,000 --> 01:17:06,000
His hair is a little bit longer and the glasses...
1216
01:17:06,000 --> 01:17:10,000
You'll have to imagine me without glasses. This goof wears only a monocle.
1217
01:17:10,000 --> 01:17:13,000
Yes, and that face... How can I describe it, Eva?
1218
01:17:13,000 --> 01:17:17,000
If you really want to know... ...then just look at me. Then you'll know how he looks
1219
01:17:17,000 --> 01:17:21,000
What an imagination you have.
1220
01:17:21,000 --> 01:17:23,000
Not only do I look uncannily like this
1221
01:17:23,000 --> 01:17:28,000
highly talented poet, but rather, in fact, I am he.
1222
01:17:28,000 --> 01:17:30,000
What is that supposed to mean?
1223
01:17:31,000 --> 01:17:32,000
Just what I said. I am Johannes Pfeiffer.
1224
01:17:32,000 --> 01:17:35,000
Three weeks ago I won the Literature Award.
1225
01:17:35,000 --> 01:17:38,000
My new comedy is playing at the Royal Playhouse.
1226
01:17:38,000 --> 01:17:43,000
Hold on. What is wrong with you? First you know him well, then you want to look like him...
1227
01:17:43,000 --> 01:17:47,000
now you say you are him. You're too much today.
1228
01:17:47,000 --> 01:17:49,000
Seriously Eva, I swear to you.
1229
01:17:49,000 --> 01:17:52,000
You have no tact. If you want to try an fool me, fine...
1230
01:17:52,000 --> 01:17:55,000
but don't swear or invoke your word of honor.
1231
01:17:55,000 --> 01:17:58,000
I can show you my identification. Ican introduce you to a woman from Berlin...
1232
01:17:58,000 --> 01:18:01,000
Fine then, if you want to.
1233
01:18:01,000 --> 01:18:03,000
You don't need to get all upset.
1234
01:18:03,000 --> 01:18:06,000
You have to believe me, trust me and marry me.
1235
01:18:06,000 --> 01:18:12,000
But if you still believe that, I am nothing more than a poor student...
1236
01:18:12,000 --> 01:18:14,000
then...then...
1237
01:18:14,000 --> 01:18:15,000
- then? - then...
1238
01:18:15,000 --> 01:18:18,000
...then someone else can have you.
1239
01:18:18,000 --> 01:18:21,000
Give me my coat please.
1240
01:18:21,000 --> 01:18:22,000
Here you are.
1241
01:18:25,000 --> 01:18:27,000
- Bye. - Bye.
1242
01:18:30,000 --> 01:18:31,000
Have you done your geometry yet?
1243
01:18:31,000 --> 01:18:35,000
Nope. Did you? Hey, here comes Hans.
1244
01:18:42,000 --> 01:18:46,000
Hey, Hans, what's up? Why the long face?
1245
01:18:46,000 --> 01:18:48,000
- Doesn't matter. - Wasn't she nice to you?
1246
01:18:48,000 --> 01:18:51,000
Stop talking like that.
1247
01:18:51,000 --> 01:18:53,000
Have you done the geometry?
1248
01:18:53,000 --> 01:18:55,000
No, I'm leaving tomorrow.
1249
01:18:55,000 --> 01:18:57,000
Where to?
1250
01:18:57,000 --> 01:18:59,000
Back to Berlin.
1251
01:18:59,000 --> 01:19:01,000
You're just going to leave?
1252
01:19:01,000 --> 01:19:03,000
Tomorrow I'm going to turn in my resignation.
1253
01:19:03,000 --> 01:19:06,000
Tomorrow I'm going to do something,
1254
01:19:06,000 --> 01:19:08,000
that will force them to throw me out.
1255
01:19:08,000 --> 01:19:12,000
And then that will be the end.
1256
01:19:12,000 --> 01:19:14,000
Good night.
1257
01:19:24,000 --> 01:19:26,000
Yes, what is it?
1258
01:19:26,000 --> 01:19:30,000
It's already 8 o'clock. Don't you have school today?
1259
01:19:30,000 --> 01:19:32,000
But it's only 7.
1260
01:19:32,000 --> 01:19:34,000
Seven? No, it was 7 some time ago.
1261
01:19:38,000 --> 01:19:40,000
For goodness sake!
1262
01:19:46,000 --> 01:19:51,000
This is the fault of that disrespectful snit...
1263
01:20:03,000 --> 01:20:05,000
- Look out!! The "nose" is coming! - Oh, the "nose"...
1264
01:20:05,000 --> 01:20:08,000
He'll be coming a little bit later today.
1265
01:20:08,000 --> 01:20:10,000
As far as I'm concerned he can stay at home...
1266
01:20:11,000 --> 01:20:14,000
Don't talk like that. Girls have ruined me.
1267
01:20:14,000 --> 01:20:16,000
You already have one.
1268
01:20:16,000 --> 01:20:19,000
Should I get the girls to come over here?
1269
01:20:20,000 --> 01:20:22,000
- What? - How?
1270
01:20:23,000 --> 01:20:26,000
Right. Follow me.
1271
01:20:27,000 --> 01:20:28,000
What? That's just...
1272
01:20:28,000 --> 01:20:30,000
He's gone crazy.
1273
01:20:30,000 --> 01:20:32,000
Hey you, come here.
1274
01:20:32,000 --> 01:20:34,000
Run on over to the girls school.
1275
01:20:34,000 --> 01:20:38,000
Tell the principal that our principal says hello.
1276
01:20:38,000 --> 01:20:41,000
And then tell her the following:
1277
01:20:41,000 --> 01:20:44,000
Today we are having a man come to our chemistry class,
1278
01:20:45,000 --> 01:20:46,000
who is going to show us radium. - a man who is going to show us radium.
1279
01:20:46,000 --> 01:20:48,000
And ask her whether she wouldn't like
1280
01:20:48,000 --> 01:20:50,000
to send over her older classes,
1281
01:20:50,000 --> 01:20:53,000
so that the girls could see that. Understood? - Yes! - Now go on!
1282
01:20:59,000 --> 01:21:03,000
"TEACHERS ONLY"
1283
01:21:11,000 --> 01:21:14,000
Is it OK that we're here?
1284
01:21:14,000 --> 01:21:16,000
It's always OK for you to be here.
1285
01:21:25,000 --> 01:21:27,000
So what do we do now?
1286
01:21:27,000 --> 01:21:30,000
I don't know. Knebel, talk to them.
1287
01:21:30,000 --> 01:21:32,000
What should I say?
1288
01:21:32,000 --> 01:21:35,000
Where is the man with the Radio?
1289
01:21:36,000 --> 01:21:38,000
The man who is going to show us the radio. I mean the radium.
1290
01:21:38,000 --> 01:21:42,000
Radium? Oh yes, him! Yes, well, he'll be here soon.
1291
01:21:44,000 --> 01:21:46,000
Don't you have a teacher?
1292
01:21:46,000 --> 01:21:49,000
Pfeiffer said that the "nose" won't be here today...
1293
01:21:49,000 --> 01:21:51,000
Where is Pfeiffer?
1294
01:21:51,000 --> 01:21:52,000
He's not here today.
1295
01:21:55,000 --> 01:21:58,000
You're burning my mouth.
1296
01:21:58,000 --> 01:22:00,000
You could get up on time.
1297
01:22:01,000 --> 01:22:03,000
You certainly have enough clocks.
1298
01:22:03,000 --> 01:22:07,000
ln my entire life I have never been late.
1299
01:22:08,000 --> 01:22:10,000
With the exception of today.
1300
01:23:23,000 --> 01:23:25,000
Sit down please.
1301
01:23:28,000 --> 01:23:31,000
You should all have a seat.
1302
01:23:34,000 --> 01:23:38,000
Ladies, I thank you for such a joyous reception,
1303
01:23:38,000 --> 01:23:42,000
and I believe, that I am liked better by you than
1304
01:23:42,000 --> 01:23:43,000
by my own students.
1305
01:23:43,000 --> 01:23:46,000
Unfortunately today I am running late,
1306
01:23:46,000 --> 01:23:50,000
and according to the principles of my
1307
01:23:50,000 --> 01:23:52,000
often mentioned book: "The rights of a teacher...
1308
01:23:52,000 --> 01:23:55,000
taking into consideration the institution of higher learning...''
1309
01:23:55,000 --> 01:23:59,000
must not differ from those which exist for the students.
1310
01:23:59,000 --> 01:24:01,000
Ackermann, write this down in the class book:
1311
01:24:01,000 --> 01:24:04,000
Professor "Nose" will receive one hour detention...
1312
01:24:04,000 --> 01:24:07,000
because of his unexcused tardiness.
1313
01:24:07,000 --> 01:24:09,000
We will be very brief.
1314
01:24:09,000 --> 01:24:11,000
Professor Kray has been chosen for a position as principal
1315
01:24:12,000 --> 01:24:13,000
in another school.
1316
01:24:14,000 --> 01:24:16,000
l would just like to be personally observe...
1317
01:24:16,000 --> 01:24:18,000
his teaching methods.
1318
01:24:18,000 --> 01:24:20,000
Superintendent, that will be just fine.
1319
01:24:21,000 --> 01:24:23,000
In fact Professor Kray has chemistry right now with his Upper School class.
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If you would like to go and sit in...
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l would like to.
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01:24:35,000 --> 01:24:37,000
What are you doing? Don't you want to come and see?
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Take it easy. Just because the superintendent is here...
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01:24:41,000 --> 01:24:44,000
You know, Kray is to be envied for this principal's position,
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in spite of his sometimes unique teaching methods.
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01:24:47,000 --> 01:24:50,000
Now, your methods are also sometimes unique.
1327
01:24:50,000 --> 01:24:52,000
So don't you want to let your old colleague know...
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01:24:52,000 --> 01:24:55,000
which methods, in your opinion...
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01:24:55,000 --> 01:24:58,000
are the correct methods?
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01:24:59,000 --> 01:25:00,000
- Mine. - Aha.
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01:25:01,000 --> 01:25:04,000
When is exactly a method correct?
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01:25:04,000 --> 01:25:07,000
- When the teacher becomes the friend of his pupils? - Yes.
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01:25:07,000 --> 01:25:10,000
...and the pupils respect him.
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01:25:10,000 --> 01:25:11,000
Unfortunately no.
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01:25:11,000 --> 01:25:15,000
This new age has new methods.
1336
01:25:15,000 --> 01:25:18,000
Yes, you young teachers always want to make things better...
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and you will!
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01:25:20,000 --> 01:25:23,000
l'm too old for any new methods.
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01:25:23,000 --> 01:25:25,000
Dear Pömmel - Excuse me, Professor...
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Oh please, just call me Pömmel.
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01:25:28,000 --> 01:25:30,000
Young trees have to be bound,
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01:25:30,000 --> 01:25:32,000
so they can grow properly,
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01:25:32,000 --> 01:25:34,000
and so that they don't sprout and bloom in every direction.
1344
01:25:34,000 --> 01:25:37,000
And that is just how it is with young people.
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01:25:37,000 --> 01:25:40,000
Discipline has to be the tie that binds them.
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01:25:40,000 --> 01:25:42,000
So that they grow to a beautiful maturity.
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01:25:42,000 --> 01:25:45,000
Don't you worry,
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01:25:45,000 --> 01:25:49,000
that your trees will grow right up into the sky?
1349
01:25:49,000 --> 01:25:52,000
No, never. Life takes care of that.
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01:25:52,000 --> 01:25:55,000
Have you noticed that too?
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01:25:55,000 --> 01:25:59,000
Radium...radium is a divalent element...
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01:26:01,000 --> 01:26:05,000
...which has the property of being luminescent in the dark.
1353
01:26:05,000 --> 01:26:08,000
And now I will show you,
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01:26:08,000 --> 01:26:11,000
but for this demonstration it has to be completely dark.
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01:26:11,000 --> 01:26:16,000
Ackermann, go to the windows and pull the curtains.
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01:26:38,000 --> 01:26:41,000
Please, please, do not let us interupt you.
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01:26:41,000 --> 01:26:44,000
You were just making a little joke?
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01:26:44,000 --> 01:26:47,000
Science spiced with humor.
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01:26:47,000 --> 01:26:51,000
Carry on with the lesson.
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01:26:58,000 --> 01:27:00,000
Please carry on.
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01:27:05,000 --> 01:27:07,000
Pfeiffer, for heaven's sake.
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01:27:07,000 --> 01:27:10,000
Please keep up this charade.
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01:27:11,000 --> 01:27:15,000
Don't worry. You won't be punished. I give you my word.
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01:27:15,000 --> 01:27:16,000
Please, please.
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01:27:18,000 --> 01:27:19,000
So, now where were we?
1366
01:27:20,000 --> 01:27:22,000
The chemistry of farm soil.
1367
01:27:22,000 --> 01:27:26,000
Friedrich the Great had already recognized the problem.
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01:27:26,000 --> 01:27:28,000
It is from him that we have the saying:
1369
01:27:28,000 --> 01:27:33,000
"He who makes it possible for two stalks to grow,
1370
01:27:33,000 --> 01:27:36,000
where there was previously only one
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01:27:36,000 --> 01:27:39,000
is greater than the greatest military general."
1372
01:27:39,000 --> 01:27:41,000
Another example: again, it was a German,
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01:27:41,000 --> 01:27:43,000
who through his scientific research,
1374
01:27:43,000 --> 01:27:45,000
laid the foundation for...
1375
01:27:45,000 --> 01:27:48,000
our modern day agricultural chemistry.
1376
01:27:48,000 --> 01:27:52,000
We can call him the father of fertilizer.
1377
01:27:52,000 --> 01:27:55,000
He studied in Giessen, he discovered chlorinated chloroform,
1378
01:27:55,000 --> 01:27:57,000
created new techniques for analysis.
1379
01:27:57,000 --> 01:27:59,000
He has become more well known
1380
01:27:59,000 --> 01:28:02,000
because his name has been associated with a popular meat extract.
1381
01:28:02,000 --> 01:28:05,000
So, what is this chemist's name?
1382
01:28:07,000 --> 01:28:09,000
Maggi! I mean Liebig.
1383
01:28:12,000 --> 01:28:14,000
Where did these young girls come from?
1384
01:28:14,000 --> 01:28:16,000
The girls, well, yes...
1385
01:28:16,000 --> 01:28:19,000
This is the Upper School class of the girl's school next door.
1386
01:28:19,000 --> 01:28:23,000
Ohhh, you are experimenting with a co-educational system.
1387
01:28:23,000 --> 01:28:25,000
Very modern, and not bad.
1388
01:28:25,000 --> 01:28:31,000
Please keep me informed of your results.
1389
01:28:31,000 --> 01:28:36,000
Teacher, very, very nice.
1390
01:28:36,000 --> 01:28:39,000
Please, carry on.
1391
01:28:46,000 --> 01:28:49,000
Nice. Very good, Ackermann.A-/B+.
1392
01:28:49,000 --> 01:28:51,000
Have a seat.
1393
01:28:55,000 --> 01:28:59,000
Pfeiffer, carry on.
1394
01:28:59,000 --> 01:29:01,000
Where is he hiding himself?
1395
01:29:01,000 --> 01:29:02,000
He is absent.
1396
01:29:03,000 --> 01:29:05,000
Pity. Too bad, too bad. Superintendent.
1397
01:29:06,000 --> 01:29:07,000
l would have so much liked to have introduced you to the
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01:29:08,000 --> 01:29:11,000
biggest hooligan in our school.
1399
01:29:13,000 --> 01:29:16,000
That's fine, no need. You can expect very soon...
1400
01:29:16,000 --> 01:29:19,000
a glowing report from us.
1401
01:29:19,000 --> 01:29:21,000
l thought his lesson was just excellent,
1402
01:29:21,000 --> 01:29:24,000
very fresh and original.
1403
01:29:24,000 --> 01:29:26,000
We can go now.
1404
01:29:38,000 --> 01:29:40,000
You disrespectful jerk!
1405
01:29:40,000 --> 01:29:42,000
Let him through.
1406
01:29:42,000 --> 01:29:45,000
I'll kick you out of this class.
1407
01:29:45,000 --> 01:29:46,000
Ackermann, call the police!
1408
01:29:46,000 --> 01:29:48,000
Luck, call the fire department!
1409
01:29:48,000 --> 01:29:50,000
Principal, you see now!
1410
01:29:50,000 --> 01:29:53,000
Pardon me gentlemen. I have a question.
1411
01:29:53,000 --> 01:29:56,000
Which one of you is the real Professor Kray?
1412
01:29:56,000 --> 01:29:59,000
l am, Superintendent. It's obvious.
1413
01:29:59,000 --> 01:30:02,000
l am, Superintendent, because I was here earlier.
1414
01:30:02,000 --> 01:30:06,000
It's probably better if we just let the gentlemen work this out.
1415
01:30:06,000 --> 01:30:09,000
Principal, let me know when I can come back.
1416
01:30:09,000 --> 01:30:11,000
I'll be expecting your report.
1417
01:30:15,000 --> 01:30:17,000
Principal, we can make this short and sweet. You won't have to say one unfriendly word.
1418
01:30:17,000 --> 01:30:19,000
You will want to throw me out.
1419
01:30:19,000 --> 01:30:22,000
I agree that you should. I worked it out this way.
1420
01:30:22,000 --> 01:30:26,000
I've earned it, I planned on it.
1421
01:30:26,000 --> 01:30:29,000
No. no Pfeiffer. It is much worse than that.
1422
01:30:29,000 --> 01:30:32,000
I can't do anything to you. I can't punish you in any way.
1423
01:30:32,000 --> 01:30:34,000
l have given you my word on that.
1424
01:30:34,000 --> 01:30:36,000
What!? You mean I can't leave yet?
1425
01:30:36,000 --> 01:30:40,000
What does someone have to do to get kicked out of this school?
1426
01:30:40,000 --> 01:30:42,000
A murder?
1427
01:30:42,000 --> 01:30:44,000
...or lead your daughter astray?
1428
01:30:44,000 --> 01:30:46,000
Yes, Hans, you can!
1429
01:30:46,000 --> 01:30:49,000
I'll stand by your side whether you have a diploma or not.
1430
01:30:53,000 --> 01:30:57,000
Oh Papa, we want to become authors.
1431
01:30:57,000 --> 01:31:00,000
- Then you'll both starve. - It doesn't matter We'll get through it, won't we, Hans.
1432
01:31:00,000 --> 01:31:03,000
I've done it.
1433
01:31:03,000 --> 01:31:06,000
l'm leaving and I get to keep my Eva.
1434
01:31:06,000 --> 01:31:07,000
Me, the pupil, Hans Pfeiffer.
1435
01:31:09,000 --> 01:31:12,000
By the way, I almost forgot:
1436
01:31:12,000 --> 01:31:14,000
Here is my High School Diploma...
1437
01:31:14,000 --> 01:31:17,000
here is my PhD diploma, my literary award,
1438
01:31:17,000 --> 01:31:20,000
and this you will find especially interesting,
1439
01:31:20,000 --> 01:31:22,000
my dear father-in-law,
1440
01:31:22,000 --> 01:31:23,000
the last paycheck from my publisher
1441
01:31:23,000 --> 01:31:25,000
and my income tax return.
1442
01:31:48,000 --> 01:31:50,000
If he really is the author,
1443
01:31:50,000 --> 01:31:53,000
then maybe he'll write a novel about us.
1444
01:31:53,000 --> 01:31:55,000
Maybe an unseemly film?
1445
01:31:55,000 --> 01:31:56,000
Gentlemen, it's already been done.
1446
01:31:56,000 --> 01:31:58,000
But don't worry.
1447
01:31:58,000 --> 01:32:01,000
l have exaggerated everything so much,
1448
01:32:01,000 --> 01:32:03,000
that nobody will be recognizable.
1449
01:32:03,000 --> 01:32:06,000
Besides, a high school like the one you have here
1450
01:32:06,000 --> 01:32:09,000
with teachers like you, and with students like us
1451
01:32:09,000 --> 01:32:11,000
doesn't even exist.
1452
01:32:11,000 --> 01:32:12,000
l confess publically,
1453
01:32:12,000 --> 01:32:17,000
that I made up the entire story from A-Z,
1454
01:32:17,000 --> 01:32:20,000
the school, the principal, the teachers and even little Eva.
1455
01:32:20,000 --> 01:32:23,000
Yes, I even made up my own part.
1456
01:32:23,000 --> 01:32:27,000
The only true part of the entire story is the beginning:
1457
01:32:27,000 --> 01:32:29,000
The Fire Tong Bowl.
1458
01:32:29,000 --> 01:32:33,000
The only true things are our memories that we carry with us,
1459
01:32:33,000 --> 01:32:36,000
the dreams that we spin
1460
01:32:36,000 --> 01:32:40,000
and the desires, which drive us.
1461
01:32:40,000 --> 01:32:43,000
These are the things that should keep us content...
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