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[applause]
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[music]
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[lip sync] ♪ First I was
afraid I was petrified ♪
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♪ Kept thinking
I could never live ♪
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♪ Without you by my side ♪
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♪ But then I spent
So many nights ♪
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♪ Thinking how
You did me wrong ♪
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♪ And I grew strong ♪
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♪ And I learned
How to get along ♪
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♪ And so you're back ♪
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♪ From outer space ♪
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♪ I just walked in
To find you here ♪
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♪ With that sad look
Upon your face ♪
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♪ I should have
Changed that stupid lock ♪
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♪ I should have
Made you leave your key ♪
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♪ If I'd known
For just one second ♪
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♪ You'd be back to bother me ♪
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♪ Go on now, go,
walk out the door ♪
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♪ Just turn around now ♪
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♪ 'Cause you're not
Welcome anymore ♪
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♪ Weren't you
The one who tried ♪
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♪ To hurt me with goodbye ♪
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♪ Do you think I'd crumble ♪
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♪ Did you think
I'd lay down and die ♪
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♪ Oh, no, not I,
I will survive ♪
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♪ Oh, as long as
I know how to love ♪
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♪ I know I'll stay alive ♪
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♪ I've got all my life to live ♪
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♪ And I've got
All my love to give ♪
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♪ And I'll survive ♪
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♪ I will survive, hey, hey ♪
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[applause]
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[cheering]
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Thank you, I do love applause
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but just throw money next time.
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[laughter]
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Oh, good evening,
my beautiful kings
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and queens.
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Look, if you want to take
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a photograph, take it now.
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Because this is
as good as I get.
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It's very unprofessional
to drink on stage,
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so could you help me down?
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[exhales]
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Oh, thank you, sir.
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Oh, you're lovely.
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[laughter]
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Cheers. Hmm.
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- Oh, that's fucking better.
- [laughter]
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Is there any lesbians here?
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Lesbi... Oooh, yes, yes.
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How long
have you known each other?
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20 minutes? Did I offend you?
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Thank fuck for that.
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[laughter]
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Oooh, hello, big boy.
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Tell me something, [clears throat] if
I had a rooster and you had a donkey,
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and your donkey
hit my rooster, what
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what would you have? Hmm?
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My cock in your ass.
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[laughter]
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[laughs] Oh, I do love
a dirty audience.
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Are you two together?
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No shit.
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Um... Oh, hello.
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Are you alone? Oh, dear.
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[clears throat] Do you
know the difference
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between erotic and kinky?
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Let's see, an erotic person
uses a feather,
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and the kinky person uses
a whole fucking chicken.
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[laughter]
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Oh, oh, sorry, boys,
he looks better.
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Oh, tell me something, big boy.
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Are you gay?
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Wait, you're straight?
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So is spaghetti
until it gets hot and wet.
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Is there a married couple here?
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Oh, oh, yes.
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You look married to me.
[chuckles]
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How quaint. Tell me something,
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do you know
the difference between
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your job and your wife?
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After five years
your job will still suck.
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[laughter]
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[chuckles] Sorry, darling.
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You know
why men are like motorcars?
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Because they always
pull out before
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checking to see if
anybody else is coming.
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[laughter]
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Oh, you see,
darlings, I'm not fat.
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I'm just easier to see.
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[laughter]
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[applause]
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[cheering]
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[music]
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♪ There's a hue of blue
In the air around you ♪
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♪ As I say ♪
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♪ I see nothing but sheets ♪
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♪ Of grey
Sliding over us for days ♪
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♪ I've been told
It might be easy ♪
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[coughs]
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♪ I've been told to forgive me ♪
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[coughs]
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♪ It isn't easy, oh ♪
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[coughs]
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[glass breaks]
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[doctor] I'm so sorry,
Mr. Collins.
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Is there someone
I can call for you?
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- Family? Friends?
- Pardon?
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[doctor] You have
any family or friends
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I could call for you?
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No, I've...
no family, no friends.
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[doctor] I understand.
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This must have come
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as quite a shock.
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Yes, you could say that.
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Um, how long...
How long have I got?
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[doctor] It's hard to say.
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Maybe six, seven weeks.
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Got an expiry date like
a piece of fucking chicken.
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[doctor] You have an aggressive
form of cancer, mister Collins.
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It's spreading quickly.
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There's a group of people
who meet on Wednesday nights.
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It might help maybe
to talk with people who
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are going through
the same thing.
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I don't want to
spend the last six weeks
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of my life talking about
the last six weeks of my life.
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[doctor] I can understand that.
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In the meantime,
I'm going to prescribe something
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that will ease
the pain a little bit.
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Make sure
you take these twice daily.
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Okay?
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[club sounds in the background]
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[knocking on door]
Jackie, you in there?
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- What are you doing?
- Taking a shit.
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- That's not very lady-like, is it?
- Neither is my cock.
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Listen, we've got, uh... We've
got a new kid start tonight.
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His name's Faith, just
want you to show him around.
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You know, make him feel at home.
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Look, I am not
a fucking babysitter.
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I'm not asking you to hold his fucking
hand whilst he crosses the street, okay?
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Just give him a
little tour round, okay?
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Where is he?
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He's in the dressing room.
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Thank you very much.
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Ta-ta, ta-ta.
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Fucking unbelievable.
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Oh, fuckin' hell.
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Jesus.
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[tears paper]
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[club music]
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Anyway [indistinct]
Threw up all over his cock.
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Well, it's safe to say
you're never gonna
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- make a sword swallower, dear.
- [laughs] What does he...
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Hey, um, exc... You're Faith?
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- Faith? Faith?
- Yes, I am. And you are?
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I am your fairy godmother,
you can call me Jackie.
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You're Jackie?
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I am.
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The one and only Jackie.
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I [chuckles] didn't
expect you to be so...
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Old, old? I know, old.
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Well, you gotta
pay the bills, kid.
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Do you mind?
You're sitting in my chair.
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Oh, sorry.
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[exhales] How do you
walk in those high heels?
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- I've been practicing since I was nine.
- Mm-hmm.
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So, tell me, ahem, what is it you do?
You know, what's your thing?
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You're a comedian, you dance,
you sing? What is it?
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- What's your thing?
- I'm a singer.
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Oh, you're a s...
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Mollie, you think you got
a bit of competition here.
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Oh, bitch, please, the BFG ain't
got nothing on this, honey.
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[laughs] Don't worry about her.
She's all bark and no bite.
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Now, listen, couple of rules
you've, uh, gotta know.
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First of all, there's
no fucking the customers.
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Now, I know that sounds
very obvious, but...
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I mean, you've got no idea how...
No, no, it happens.
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So, whatever
you've got in your panties,
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you just keep it in there.
Alright?
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- Mm-hmm.
- Secondly, all your tips are your own.
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We don't share shit here.
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Now, you know, generally,
the audience are pretty,
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you know, generous as long
as you give them what they want.
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Well, within reason, remember.
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- What's the first rule?
- No fucking the customers.
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Good. Good. Now, third rule is,
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if anybody touches you,
you know, inappropriately,
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you've got all
the permission in the world
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to beat
the living shit out of them.
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Fine?
Everything makes sense with you?
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- Mm-hmm.
- Good. Oh, yeah.
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Arrive 15 minutes early,
Alex will love you.
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- [knock on door]
- Uh, talk of the devil.
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Kid, you're up.
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Let's go.
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Oh, hey.
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Why are you Faith?
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'Cause everyone
needs a bit of faith
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in their lives, darling.
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[laughs]
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I give her a week.
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♪ I'm the sixth queen ♪
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♪ I'm the wrong queen ♪
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♪ I've got mascara
Running through my bloodstream ♪
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♪ I'm on the hot step ♪
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♪ I've got a broken heart ♪
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♪ I want to be a cherry-lipped
Little cheap tart ♪
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♪ There's a boy
with a monobrow and clubfoot ♪
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♪ And his family own
All the village huts ♪
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♪ So I traveled to New York ♪
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♪ Sold my crotch
For a dollar and a short ♪
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♪ There's a symphony
In my heart ♪
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♪ And I've lost all my morals ♪
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♪ Down an alleyway,
Boot polish, sky gaze ♪
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♪ Bloody murder, my life has
♪ Moved in strange ways ♪
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♪ I was the sixth queen
♪ From the start ♪
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♪ But I cast all my morals ♪
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♪ On a tube train,
Boot polish, sky gaze ♪
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♪ Bloody murder my life has
Moved in strange ways ♪
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[hums]
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[applause]
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[background music]
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Hey.
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Hey.
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But what's your story?
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What do you mean?
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How did you
learn to sing like that?
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Self-taught, darling.
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I've been singing my whole life
ever since I was a little girl.
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So, how did you end up here?
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Mmh.
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Well, when I told
my father I wanted to be
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a singer,
he told me to get a real job.
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And when I told him I wanted to
give blowjobs, he fucking lost it.
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Kicked me out.
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The worst thing is he was right.
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There's no fucking money in it.
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This is the best gig in town.
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How old are you?
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Don't ask a lady her age.
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I'm 21.
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How old are you?
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- 74.
- Fuck it out.
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Shouldn't you be in an old
people's home or something?
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Listen, I don't piss
in my pants yet, you know.
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And when I eat,
I drool just a little.
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I mean, I can drive a car.
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- There's a lot of fight left in me still.
- Mmh.
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Well, you look good for
your age if that means anything.
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Mmh. Yeah, it does.
Thank you. Yeah.
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Hey. Hey.
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Who do we have there?
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A couple of fucking puffs?
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- Yeah. Come on. Let's go.
- Fucking faggots.
256
00:13:19,547 --> 00:13:21,080
It's not right.
257
00:13:21,082 --> 00:13:23,581
Alright. Fuck off.
258
00:13:23,583 --> 00:13:27,085
How are we gonna do it then?
One at a time or all at once?
259
00:13:27,087 --> 00:13:32,090
I mean I got quite a tight ass, but
probably about three inches between you.
260
00:13:32,092 --> 00:13:35,226
- Fuck you say?
- Well, that's why you're in this back alley, isn't it?
261
00:13:35,228 --> 00:13:36,561
To get in my back alley.
262
00:13:36,563 --> 00:13:38,833
- [smack]
- Oh, fuck.
263
00:13:42,536 --> 00:13:45,604
- [punch]
- Oh. Jeez.
264
00:13:45,606 --> 00:13:47,273
- What are you doing?
- Oh.
265
00:13:47,275 --> 00:13:48,242
Are you alright?
266
00:13:49,510 --> 00:13:52,176
I thought you said you still
had a bit of fight left in you.
267
00:13:52,178 --> 00:13:54,149
- Oh.
- [spits]
268
00:13:57,552 --> 00:14:00,856
- [thud] -Ouw!
- Fucking moron, dickhead.
269
00:14:02,789 --> 00:14:04,657
[running feet]
270
00:14:04,659 --> 00:14:06,191
Look what you've done!
271
00:14:06,193 --> 00:14:07,225
Fucking cowards.
272
00:14:07,227 --> 00:14:08,262
Fuck.
273
00:14:18,239 --> 00:14:20,705
[Faith] You know, you didn't
have to put those back on.
274
00:14:20,707 --> 00:14:21,775
[Jackie] I can't give up, you
know.
275
00:14:24,946 --> 00:14:27,616
In hindsight, maybe we should've
gone back into the club.
276
00:14:28,348 --> 00:14:29,583
You think so?
277
00:14:30,584 --> 00:14:31,619
Yeah.
278
00:14:32,654 --> 00:14:34,823
I just hate hitting people
like that, you know.
279
00:14:36,624 --> 00:14:38,827
I haven't hit anybody
like that for 40 years.
280
00:14:39,894 --> 00:14:41,129
How did it make you feel?
281
00:14:42,697 --> 00:14:43,698
Good.
282
00:14:44,631 --> 00:14:45,967
Makes you feel alive, right?
283
00:14:47,901 --> 00:14:48,936
Briefly.
284
00:14:52,005 --> 00:14:53,238
Do you want a coffee
or something?
285
00:14:53,240 --> 00:14:55,976
Mmh? No. No. No.
I'm fine, really.
286
00:15:04,818 --> 00:15:06,685
- Mmh?
- Could I borrow some money, please?
287
00:15:06,687 --> 00:15:08,854
I left my purse at the club.
288
00:15:08,856 --> 00:15:10,189
Yeah, yeah, of course.
289
00:15:10,191 --> 00:15:12,291
[beeping]
290
00:15:12,293 --> 00:15:16,195
[announcer]
Please go to room number five.
291
00:15:16,197 --> 00:15:18,864
Look, there you go. It's alright
292
00:15:18,866 --> 00:15:21,101
[announcer]
Please go to room number five.
293
00:15:22,803 --> 00:15:23,902
Mr. Collins.
294
00:15:23,904 --> 00:15:25,370
He's here.
295
00:15:25,372 --> 00:15:27,705
The doctor will see you now.
296
00:15:27,707 --> 00:15:28,706
Thank you.
297
00:15:28,708 --> 00:15:29,944
[sighs]
298
00:15:38,885 --> 00:15:40,753
[Jackie] And so, do you, uh,
299
00:15:40,755 --> 00:15:42,120
do you want a lift anywhere?
300
00:15:42,122 --> 00:15:43,691
[Faith] No, it's fine,
I have my car.
301
00:15:45,959 --> 00:15:49,964
[Jackie] Well, that was
one hell of a night.
302
00:15:51,231 --> 00:15:53,132
[Faith] It was fun.
303
00:15:53,134 --> 00:15:54,970
[Jackie] I can
think of other words.
304
00:15:57,438 --> 00:15:59,838
Are you working tomorrow night?
305
00:15:59,840 --> 00:16:01,840
[Faith] Well, as long
as I'm not fired, yes.
306
00:16:01,842 --> 00:16:03,307
Oh, don't worry about that.
307
00:16:03,309 --> 00:16:05,779
I'll clear it with Alex,
you'll be fine.
308
00:16:07,781 --> 00:16:11,050
Well, I suppose I'll
see you tomorrow then, Jackie.
309
00:16:11,052 --> 00:16:12,817
Yes, tomorrow.
310
00:16:12,819 --> 00:16:14,720
- Thank you.
- [blows kiss]
311
00:16:14,722 --> 00:16:15,823
[laughs]
312
00:16:17,424 --> 00:16:18,793
[car door banging]
313
00:16:28,702 --> 00:16:30,304
Oh, fuck.
314
00:16:36,209 --> 00:16:38,679
[crows cawing]
315
00:16:41,347 --> 00:16:43,282
[knocking]
316
00:16:43,284 --> 00:16:44,983
Fuck me, what?
317
00:16:44,985 --> 00:16:46,121
Open, open it.
318
00:16:49,356 --> 00:16:52,791
- What the fuck are you doing?
- I'm sleeping in my car.
319
00:16:52,793 --> 00:16:56,128
- You are sleeping in your car.
- Yes.
320
00:16:56,130 --> 00:17:00,065
Oh, God. Look, get your things together.
Come on. Get out of there. Come with me.
321
00:17:00,067 --> 00:17:04,136
Come with me. Just get out of
the car and come with me.
322
00:17:04,138 --> 00:17:06,170
- Would you j... just get out of the car?
- Really?
323
00:17:06,172 --> 00:17:10,408
Really. You can't sleep in your
bloody car for God's... Come on.
324
00:17:10,410 --> 00:17:13,378
- You know, Jack...
- Just get your things, close the boot.
325
00:17:13,380 --> 00:17:15,379
Get with me. Come on.
326
00:17:15,381 --> 00:17:18,984
♪ You keep me holding on ♪
327
00:17:18,986 --> 00:17:23,457
♪ Ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh ♪
328
00:17:30,331 --> 00:17:33,467
♪ Hey, chocolate ♪
329
00:17:35,268 --> 00:17:39,871
♪ Sunrise, never mind ♪
330
00:17:39,873 --> 00:17:44,243
♪ Smoke filled room
Blur my eyes ♪
331
00:17:44,245 --> 00:17:47,148
♪ You fucked me
And I felt it... ♪
332
00:17:48,015 --> 00:17:51,783
Thank you so much for this, Jackie. I promise
it's only one night. Just one night.
333
00:17:51,785 --> 00:17:55,823
No, listen. No, you can stay here
until you get somewhere permanent.
334
00:17:56,556 --> 00:18:00,125
- Really?
- Yeah, fine. No, listen, you'll be very comfortable here.
335
00:18:00,127 --> 00:18:03,529
Oh. [laughs] What? Ooh.
336
00:18:03,531 --> 00:18:06,098
Great, fine.
That's... No, thank you.
337
00:18:06,100 --> 00:18:09,100
That's lovely. Look, you...
You know, sleep well.
338
00:18:09,102 --> 00:18:10,168
See you in the morning. Okay?
339
00:18:10,170 --> 00:18:12,036
- Okay.
- I see. [laughs]
340
00:18:12,038 --> 00:18:13,073
Thank you.
341
00:18:15,476 --> 00:18:18,310
♪ So what are you waiting for ♪
342
00:18:18,312 --> 00:18:21,116
♪ You keep me holding on ♪
343
00:18:22,283 --> 00:18:25,583
♪ Ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh ♪
344
00:18:25,585 --> 00:18:28,122
♪ Hey, chocolate... ♪
345
00:18:34,829 --> 00:18:36,427
[Faith] Fuck!
346
00:18:36,429 --> 00:18:37,765
Mm-hmm.
347
00:18:43,236 --> 00:18:44,938
[background music]
348
00:18:46,506 --> 00:18:49,340
Oh, what the fuck.
349
00:18:49,342 --> 00:18:51,446
[music continues]
350
00:18:58,218 --> 00:18:59,320
Oh, shit.
351
00:19:03,157 --> 00:19:05,256
What the fuck are you doing?
352
00:19:05,258 --> 00:19:07,559
- You scared me.
- Oh, I'm sorry.
353
00:19:07,561 --> 00:19:12,063
Look, please, please, would you
turn the music down a little?
354
00:19:12,065 --> 00:19:14,032
- I'm sorry.
- Thank you.
355
00:19:14,034 --> 00:19:15,466
Now, can you please sit down?
356
00:19:15,468 --> 00:19:17,069
I've made you breakfast.
357
00:19:17,071 --> 00:19:18,369
You made me breakfast.
358
00:19:18,371 --> 00:19:19,439
Yes, take a seat.
359
00:19:20,373 --> 00:19:22,576
Oh, thank you very much.
360
00:19:24,011 --> 00:19:26,611
Who's the girl
in all the pictures?
361
00:19:26,613 --> 00:19:30,050
It's, um, it's my daughter.
362
00:19:31,017 --> 00:19:33,051
- Daughter?
- Mm-hmm.
363
00:19:33,053 --> 00:19:34,086
What's her name?
364
00:19:34,088 --> 00:19:35,320
Her name's Lily.
365
00:19:35,322 --> 00:19:36,957
So you're not one of us, then?
366
00:19:38,124 --> 00:19:41,525
What do you mean one of us? Hmm?
367
00:19:41,527 --> 00:19:42,930
The gays, darling.
368
00:19:44,098 --> 00:19:47,899
- No, I'm not a gay.
- Fuck off.
369
00:19:47,901 --> 00:19:50,037
No, it's true.
But I tell you one thing, right?
370
00:19:51,205 --> 00:19:56,010
I- I do like dressing as a woman,
but I also like being with women.
371
00:19:59,045 --> 00:20:01,282
Do you dress like a woman
outside of the club?
372
00:20:02,615 --> 00:20:04,282
Hm.
373
00:20:04,284 --> 00:20:05,853
Sort of as often as I can.
374
00:20:07,353 --> 00:20:09,890
Well, there's plenty of
time to turn you, darling.
375
00:20:11,391 --> 00:20:15,963
- What about you?
- I don't think that what's between my legs defines me.
376
00:20:16,697 --> 00:20:20,032
I'd prefer not
to be stuck in a box.
377
00:20:20,034 --> 00:20:21,198
Hm.
378
00:20:21,200 --> 00:20:23,135
- Stereotyped.
- Mm-hmm.
379
00:20:23,137 --> 00:20:25,637
- I'm not a guy. I'm not a girl.
- Hm.
380
00:20:25,639 --> 00:20:26,571
I'm an individual.
381
00:20:26,573 --> 00:20:27,939
I'm Faith.
382
00:20:27,941 --> 00:20:28,976
Yeah, fine.
383
00:20:31,344 --> 00:20:32,646
Where in the world is Lily?
384
00:20:34,113 --> 00:20:40,053
[sighs] I, um, I don't know.
385
00:20:42,022 --> 00:20:46,593
We, um... haven't
spoken for 10 years.
386
00:20:51,031 --> 00:20:52,066
Why?
387
00:20:53,333 --> 00:20:54,568
We had an argument.
388
00:20:55,601 --> 00:20:56,638
Because?
389
00:20:58,138 --> 00:20:59,407
Because I wouldn't go
390
00:21:00,607 --> 00:21:02,043
to her mother's funeral.
391
00:21:04,210 --> 00:21:06,110
Why?
392
00:21:06,112 --> 00:21:11,018
[sigh] Well...
393
00:21:12,753 --> 00:21:15,657
When my wife was dying,
394
00:21:17,190 --> 00:21:18,657
she told me not to be there.
395
00:21:18,659 --> 00:21:21,193
- She said that?
- Yeah, she did.
396
00:21:21,195 --> 00:21:24,131
Because you enjoyed...
you liked to dress as a woman?
397
00:21:27,101 --> 00:21:28,369
Daughter never forgave me.
398
00:21:31,438 --> 00:21:32,473
[Alex] Jackie?
399
00:21:35,708 --> 00:21:37,475
What the fuck are you doing?
400
00:21:37,477 --> 00:21:38,776
What do you think I'm doing?
401
00:21:38,778 --> 00:21:41,612
I'm praying to the East.
402
00:21:41,614 --> 00:21:45,149
Do you know how many different people's
piss is on that floor? Disgusting.
403
00:21:45,151 --> 00:21:47,284
I do now. Thank you.
404
00:21:47,286 --> 00:21:49,286
- Can I see you in my office two secs?
- Why? What's wrong?
405
00:21:49,288 --> 00:21:50,655
Just two secs, two secs.
406
00:21:50,657 --> 00:21:53,058
[sighs] Alright.
407
00:21:53,060 --> 00:21:55,426
- Fuck!
- [Alex] Do you want a drink?
408
00:21:55,428 --> 00:21:57,462
[deep sigh] Why the fuck not?
409
00:21:57,464 --> 00:21:58,499
Alright.
410
00:22:00,400 --> 00:22:01,800
[pouring] Here.
411
00:22:01,802 --> 00:22:03,036
Thanks.
412
00:22:04,604 --> 00:22:08,340
So, um,
so the kid's moved in with you?
413
00:22:08,342 --> 00:22:10,809
Yes. Just for a little
while until he gets settled in.
414
00:22:10,811 --> 00:22:13,244
You think that's
a good idea, do you?
415
00:22:13,246 --> 00:22:14,178
What do you mean?
416
00:22:14,180 --> 00:22:15,513
What do I mean?
417
00:22:15,515 --> 00:22:16,680
I mean the kid's only
418
00:22:16,682 --> 00:22:18,582
21 years old, for fuck's sake.
419
00:22:18,584 --> 00:22:20,217
I'm a little confused.
420
00:22:20,219 --> 00:22:22,753
What are you-
what are you accusing me of?
421
00:22:22,755 --> 00:22:26,058
I just don't think it's
a very good idea. That's all.
422
00:22:26,060 --> 00:22:28,659
What? Because you think that I want to
fuck him? Is that what you're saying?
423
00:22:28,661 --> 00:22:32,330
- Hey. That's not what I said.
- Oh, no, because you don't have the balls
424
00:22:32,332 --> 00:22:35,067
- to say it to my face.
- Listen, we're just-
425
00:22:35,069 --> 00:22:37,638
- talking here, alright?
- I am not gay.
426
00:22:42,342 --> 00:22:44,277
- You're not?
- No, I am not.
427
00:22:46,345 --> 00:22:51,582
- Well... Well, I just assumed.
- Oh, yes, you assumed.
428
00:22:51,584 --> 00:22:53,685
Just because
I like wearing dresses,
429
00:22:53,687 --> 00:22:55,587
I must like sucking cock.
430
00:22:55,589 --> 00:22:57,421
Is that it?
431
00:22:57,423 --> 00:22:59,693
Well, yeah.
432
00:23:00,828 --> 00:23:02,063
Kind of.
433
00:23:03,096 --> 00:23:06,665
Look, the kid has
got nowhere to live.
434
00:23:06,667 --> 00:23:09,501
Do you know how
fucking scary that must be?
435
00:23:09,503 --> 00:23:12,471
I know. Wait, hey. Would you?
Hey, he can stay with you.
436
00:23:12,473 --> 00:23:14,840
- Would you like that?
- Listen, no. It's fine.
437
00:23:14,842 --> 00:23:18,142
I think... I think you're
doing a-a good job.
438
00:23:18,144 --> 00:23:20,714
Thanks for the fucking drink.
439
00:23:29,389 --> 00:23:33,157
We live in an age where there's
brand new gender issues, isn't there?
440
00:23:33,159 --> 00:23:34,826
And there's a lot
of genders going on
441
00:23:34,828 --> 00:23:36,594
and some people
get a little bit confused.
442
00:23:36,596 --> 00:23:39,130
For instance,
I know a guy, alright,
443
00:23:39,132 --> 00:23:41,632
who used to be a guy
and she's now a girl.
444
00:23:41,634 --> 00:23:46,271
And now that she's a girl, she's a
lesbian, and some people might say,
445
00:23:46,273 --> 00:23:48,439
"I don't get that."
You know what?
446
00:23:48,441 --> 00:23:51,909
I don't get that, but maybe it's
not for me to get, right?
447
00:23:51,911 --> 00:23:53,911
Maybe it's just not
for me to understand.
448
00:23:53,913 --> 00:23:57,381
But at the same, I reckon
give me a couple of years,
449
00:23:57,383 --> 00:24:00,151
and slowly but surely,
all the names
450
00:24:00,153 --> 00:24:02,888
for gender will
permeate my consciousness.
451
00:24:02,890 --> 00:24:05,157
But in the meantime,
can everyone else
452
00:24:05,159 --> 00:24:06,858
just calm the fuck down
453
00:24:06,860 --> 00:24:08,693
if I accidentally say trannie?
454
00:24:08,695 --> 00:24:10,130
[laughter]
455
00:24:10,831 --> 00:24:12,496
Anyway, ladies and gentlemen,
456
00:24:12,498 --> 00:24:14,765
now for the main event
of the evening.
457
00:24:14,767 --> 00:24:17,334
Please stand your feet,
clap your hands,
458
00:24:17,336 --> 00:24:19,937
and welcome
all the way to the microphone.
459
00:24:19,939 --> 00:24:25,577
It's Jackie!
460
00:24:25,579 --> 00:24:29,481
[applause]
461
00:24:29,483 --> 00:24:32,587
Do you know what
a man's balanced diet is?
462
00:24:33,653 --> 00:24:35,387
A beer bottle in each hand.
463
00:24:35,389 --> 00:24:36,521
[laughter]
464
00:24:36,523 --> 00:24:38,557
A man went into a candy shop,
465
00:24:38,559 --> 00:24:40,391
had to buy some condoms,
466
00:24:40,393 --> 00:24:41,525
and the cashier said,
467
00:24:41,527 --> 00:24:43,294
"Um, do you want a bag?"
468
00:24:43,296 --> 00:24:45,230
He said, "She's not that ugly."
469
00:24:45,232 --> 00:24:46,531
[laughter]
470
00:24:46,533 --> 00:24:50,301
[coughs] I do
love a dirty audience.
471
00:24:50,303 --> 00:24:52,870
Do you know
the difference between a hooker
472
00:24:52,872 --> 00:24:55,740
and-and-and [coughs]
a drug dealer?
473
00:24:55,742 --> 00:24:58,909
Well,
a hooker can wash her crack
474
00:24:58,911 --> 00:24:59,910
and resell it.
475
00:24:59,912 --> 00:25:02,246
[coughs]
476
00:25:02,248 --> 00:25:04,715
Oh, dear, oh dear. I'm so sorry.
477
00:25:04,717 --> 00:25:07,886
My boyfriend was so rough
with me last night.
478
00:25:07,888 --> 00:25:09,387
[coughs]
479
00:25:09,389 --> 00:25:11,822
Do you know what the saggy boob
480
00:25:11,824 --> 00:25:15,260
said to the other saggy boob?
481
00:25:15,262 --> 00:25:16,628
If we don't get some support,
482
00:25:16,630 --> 00:25:18,263
people would think we're nuts.
483
00:25:18,265 --> 00:25:20,634
[coughs]
484
00:25:24,705 --> 00:25:28,673
So, let me get this straight.
You haven't taken any of your pills?
485
00:25:28,675 --> 00:25:31,009
- No, I haven't taken any of my pills.
- Because you dropped them?
486
00:25:31,011 --> 00:25:33,712
- Yes, because I dropped them.
- In urine?
487
00:25:33,714 --> 00:25:35,616
Yes, I dropped
them in the urine.
488
00:25:36,650 --> 00:25:39,451
You know,
this isn't a joke, Mr. Collins.
489
00:25:39,453 --> 00:25:41,619
Those pills are
meant to ease your pain.
490
00:25:41,621 --> 00:25:43,754
You need to take them every day.
491
00:25:43,756 --> 00:25:46,358
You know,
last night can't happen again.
492
00:25:46,360 --> 00:25:49,994
Yeah, fine. Look, doc, just, you know,
write me another prescription for the pills
493
00:25:49,996 --> 00:25:51,599
and I'll-I'll be on my way.
494
00:25:53,633 --> 00:25:58,535
- So, you collapsed on stage?
- Yes, I collapsed on stage.
495
00:25:58,537 --> 00:26:01,305
- Was it hot on the stage?
- What... Of course, it was hot on stage.
496
00:26:01,307 --> 00:26:04,708
I mean, they've got lights and the
air conditioning hasn't worked since,
497
00:26:04,710 --> 00:26:06,811
I don't know, mid-90s.
498
00:26:06,813 --> 00:26:10,282
Look. I think you might
want to think about
499
00:26:10,284 --> 00:26:11,518
taking a back step.
500
00:26:12,718 --> 00:26:16,454
You mean giving up performing?
501
00:26:16,456 --> 00:26:17,755
It's not helping you.
502
00:26:17,757 --> 00:26:19,459
The stress, the conditions.
503
00:26:20,494 --> 00:26:23,927
At your age, you should be
living a more relaxed life.
504
00:26:23,929 --> 00:26:28,733
A more relaxed life? I'm dying,
for fuck's sake. How relaxed can you be?
505
00:26:28,735 --> 00:26:31,403
- I mean that's what's happening to me, isn't, it doctor?
- Yes.
506
00:26:31,405 --> 00:26:35,372
And there's absolutely nothing you can do
about it. I mean, with all of your expertise
507
00:26:35,374 --> 00:26:38,510
and all the millions of pounds
they put in cancer research.
508
00:26:38,512 --> 00:26:41,612
I mean, none of that's
gonna stop me from dying, right?
509
00:26:41,614 --> 00:26:46,318
- Yes, that's correct.
- So, if I'm dying and there's nothing anyone can do about it,
510
00:26:46,320 --> 00:26:49,587
I mean, you know, why should I
give up doing what I love?
511
00:26:49,589 --> 00:26:51,656
I mean, what is that
gonna do for me, doctor?
512
00:26:51,658 --> 00:26:53,858
Would it give me,
uh, one extra week,
513
00:26:53,860 --> 00:26:57,094
two extra weeks?
I mean, fucking wonderful.
514
00:26:57,096 --> 00:26:59,496
Dying is shit.
Did you know that?
515
00:26:59,498 --> 00:27:02,599
It is...
It fucking sucks, doctor.
516
00:27:02,601 --> 00:27:05,369
And look, if nothing
anybody can do about it
517
00:27:05,371 --> 00:27:06,838
and I'm going to die, right,
518
00:27:06,840 --> 00:27:08,572
well, I'm going to make certain
519
00:27:08,574 --> 00:27:11,975
that I'm going to
enjoy the last few weeks
520
00:27:11,977 --> 00:27:16,046
before leaving
this shitty, fucking planet.
521
00:27:16,048 --> 00:27:18,285
Is that alright
with you, doctor?
522
00:27:19,753 --> 00:27:21,485
Yes. That's okay.
523
00:27:21,487 --> 00:27:22,856
Good.
524
00:27:24,091 --> 00:27:25,293
Is he okay?
525
00:27:26,426 --> 00:27:27,859
Oh, yes. He'll be fine.
526
00:27:27,861 --> 00:27:28,926
He'll be fine.
527
00:27:28,928 --> 00:27:32,429
[Faith is sobbing]
528
00:27:32,431 --> 00:27:36,568
- [Jackie] Here, why don't you have a drink of whisky.
- [Faith] No, thanks.
529
00:27:36,570 --> 00:27:39,704
Oh, come on.
It'll make a man of you.
530
00:27:39,706 --> 00:27:42,607
[Faith] Okay, darling, I don't need
to be made a man of, but I'll try.
531
00:27:42,609 --> 00:27:43,707
Okay.
532
00:27:43,709 --> 00:27:44,745
Here you go.
533
00:27:45,778 --> 00:27:46,813
Drink up.
534
00:27:48,114 --> 00:27:49,046
Mm.
535
00:27:49,048 --> 00:27:50,417
[spits]
536
00:27:51,150 --> 00:27:52,652
I took you for a swallower.
537
00:27:54,021 --> 00:27:56,920
- How can you make jokes at a time like this?
- What do you mean?
538
00:27:56,922 --> 00:27:59,057
Well, look, you don't
even look like you give a shit.
539
00:27:59,059 --> 00:28:00,958
I know what
my face is looking like,
540
00:28:00,960 --> 00:28:03,660
but of course I give a shit,
of course I give a shit.
541
00:28:03,662 --> 00:28:05,397
I mean, who...
I don't want to die.
542
00:28:05,399 --> 00:28:09,567
Who the fuck wants
to die, eh? Hm?
543
00:28:09,569 --> 00:28:12,637
Well, look, they cure cancer all the
time, maybe they can still do something.
544
00:28:12,639 --> 00:28:14,004
Well, if they catch it
early enough.
545
00:28:14,006 --> 00:28:15,042
Have they?
546
00:28:16,543 --> 00:28:17,712
No, they never did.
547
00:28:19,845 --> 00:28:20,880
What do we do now?
548
00:28:22,582 --> 00:28:24,115
Get pissed.
549
00:28:24,117 --> 00:28:26,451
Hm.
550
00:28:26,453 --> 00:28:28,789
- Got a bit on the chin there.
- Yeah, I know.
551
00:28:29,855 --> 00:28:32,857
- What about your daughter?
- What about her?
552
00:28:32,859 --> 00:28:36,694
Well, you're gonna have to
tell her that you're dying.
553
00:28:36,696 --> 00:28:39,696
Tell my daughter, who hates me,
554
00:28:39,698 --> 00:28:40,732
that I'm gonna die?
555
00:28:40,734 --> 00:28:41,832
Yes, absolutely.
556
00:28:41,834 --> 00:28:43,002
[Jackie sighs]
557
00:28:44,470 --> 00:28:46,406
I wouldn't even
know where to find her.
558
00:28:47,140 --> 00:28:48,973
Facebook.
559
00:28:48,975 --> 00:28:51,379
What the fuck is Facebook?
560
00:29:07,794 --> 00:29:11,596
- Is this the first laptop ever invented?
- I bought it in a boot sale.
561
00:29:11,598 --> 00:29:13,531
- You bought a laptop at a car boot sale?
- I bought it in a boot sale.
562
00:29:13,533 --> 00:29:17,968
- Does it even have the Internet?
- What's the Internet? Come on.
563
00:29:17,970 --> 00:29:20,205
'Course I know what
the fucking Internet is.
564
00:29:20,207 --> 00:29:23,107
I mean, where's your sense of humor?
I'm the one who's dying.
565
00:29:23,109 --> 00:29:25,209
I'm not a
fucking caveman, you know.
566
00:29:25,211 --> 00:29:28,111
- Coming from the man who didn't know what Facebook is.
- Mm-hmm.
567
00:29:28,113 --> 00:29:30,180
Now, let me set
this profile up for you.
568
00:29:30,182 --> 00:29:31,983
- Do you want to set one up?
- Well, wh... why?
569
00:29:31,985 --> 00:29:33,721
I'm gonna be dead in a month.
570
00:29:36,188 --> 00:29:38,555
- Do you have to be so fucking blunt about it?
- I'm sorry. I really...
571
00:29:38,557 --> 00:29:39,924
You're not
gonna cry again, are you?
572
00:29:39,926 --> 00:29:41,759
Well, no. I'm just
a very emotional person.
573
00:29:41,761 --> 00:29:43,026
Okay, fine. Now, tell me,
574
00:29:43,028 --> 00:29:45,796
How... how do I find my daughter?
575
00:29:45,798 --> 00:29:46,965
What's her name?
576
00:29:46,967 --> 00:29:48,068
Lily Collins.
577
00:29:50,203 --> 00:29:52,570
Wait, so that means
that you're Jackie Collins?
578
00:29:52,572 --> 00:29:55,106
No, I'm Jack Collins.
Jack, well, you know...
579
00:29:55,108 --> 00:29:56,573
How am I only just
finding that out now?
580
00:29:56,575 --> 00:29:57,708
You've never asked me before.
581
00:29:57,710 --> 00:29:59,511
- Jack Collins.
- Jack.
582
00:29:59,513 --> 00:30:02,080
- Jack Collins.
- Jack. J-A-C-K.
583
00:30:02,082 --> 00:30:03,648
- Okay.
- Right.
584
00:30:03,650 --> 00:30:05,582
- Is this her?
- No, that's not her.
585
00:30:05,584 --> 00:30:06,783
There's quite a few left.
586
00:30:06,785 --> 00:30:08,119
No, no, I'm fine. Next.
587
00:30:08,121 --> 00:30:09,654
No, no, that's not her.
588
00:30:09,656 --> 00:30:11,459
No, whoa...
589
00:30:12,993 --> 00:30:14,028
Is it...
590
00:30:15,294 --> 00:30:16,630
That's my little girl.
591
00:30:20,699 --> 00:30:22,533
Should we send her
a message, then?
592
00:30:22,535 --> 00:30:23,967
An email perhaps,
you have email, right?
593
00:30:23,969 --> 00:30:26,070
I've got email,
yeah, I've got email.
594
00:30:26,072 --> 00:30:29,240
But tell me, a message.
But what... what...
595
00:30:29,242 --> 00:30:33,110
- I mean, what am I gonna say?
- Well, just invite her for a coffee or something.
596
00:30:33,112 --> 00:30:36,548
The last time I invited her for a cup of coffee,
she said she never wanted to see me again.
597
00:30:36,550 --> 00:30:39,250
- Yeah, because she was angry. You just apologize.
- Apologize?
598
00:30:39,252 --> 00:30:41,919
What do you mean apologize? It's
not gonna be easy just saying,
599
00:30:41,921 --> 00:30:44,789
"Oh, girl, I'm sorry." You know,
it's not gonna be that easy.
600
00:30:44,791 --> 00:30:46,957
Yeah, well, get on your hands
and knees and beg, Jackie.
601
00:30:46,959 --> 00:30:48,792
- This is your daughter we're talking about.
- Alright.
602
00:30:48,794 --> 00:30:50,261
- Alright?
- Yes. Okay.
603
00:30:50,263 --> 00:30:51,795
I've got to go to
the little girls room.
604
00:30:51,797 --> 00:30:53,097
- Okay, it's fine.
- I expect you to have
605
00:30:53,099 --> 00:30:56,033
- a full message written.
- I'm gonna do it.
606
00:30:56,035 --> 00:30:56,970
I'm going to do it.
607
00:30:58,572 --> 00:31:01,909
- Do it.
- I'm doing it. Can't you see I'm doing it?
608
00:31:02,942 --> 00:31:03,977
Fuck.
609
00:31:07,046 --> 00:31:11,084
Dearest Lily...
610
00:31:14,219 --> 00:31:15,555
[sighs]
611
00:31:17,957 --> 00:31:19,759
I've got so much to say.
612
00:31:21,828 --> 00:31:23,931
I really don't
know how to begin.
613
00:31:26,365 --> 00:31:31,269
I... I know you hate me.
614
00:31:31,271 --> 00:31:35,643
I know you hate me.
615
00:31:41,014 --> 00:31:42,647
I really don't blame you.
616
00:31:42,649 --> 00:31:44,314
I'm...
617
00:31:44,316 --> 00:31:50,890
Oh, I made
the most terrible mistake.
618
00:31:51,957 --> 00:31:55,595
And I would really, um...
619
00:31:56,795 --> 00:32:00,298
I mean I'd love to, you know,
have a... a cup of coffee
620
00:32:00,300 --> 00:32:03,704
because um, I really miss you.
621
00:32:04,803 --> 00:32:08,342
Miss you, you.
622
00:32:10,142 --> 00:32:15,879
And I... I'm so sorry.
623
00:32:15,881 --> 00:32:19,119
I... made so many mistakes.
624
00:32:20,419 --> 00:32:21,822
I apologize.
625
00:32:28,027 --> 00:32:33,900
I miss you and I love you.
626
00:32:36,136 --> 00:32:38,168
I'm so sorry
I wasn't there for you.
627
00:32:38,170 --> 00:32:42,942
I'm so sorry I
wasn't there for you.
628
00:32:45,879 --> 00:32:48,182
I love you.
629
00:32:52,017 --> 00:32:53,053
Dad.
630
00:32:54,454 --> 00:33:01,695
[soft music]
631
00:34:00,253 --> 00:34:03,821
[footsteps]
632
00:34:03,823 --> 00:34:06,959
Fucking elegant, Jesus.
633
00:34:15,869 --> 00:34:17,033
[radio playing music]
634
00:34:17,035 --> 00:34:17,938
[coughs]
635
00:34:40,526 --> 00:34:45,028
[song on radio] ♪ You're
everything I need to survive ♪
636
00:34:45,030 --> 00:34:50,100
♪ I'm broken, baby,
Help me to fly ♪
637
00:34:50,102 --> 00:34:52,972
♪ I wish it was only you ♪
638
00:34:55,140 --> 00:34:57,811
♪ Let it be only you ♪
639
00:35:00,146 --> 00:35:04,051
♪ Could it be only you and I ♪
640
00:35:05,318 --> 00:35:09,854
♪ So won't you bring me
Back to the light ♪
641
00:35:09,856 --> 00:35:13,827
♪ I wish it was only you, yeah ♪
642
00:35:14,927 --> 00:35:18,364
♪ Let it be only you, oh ♪
643
00:35:20,032 --> 00:35:24,103
♪ Could it be only you and I ♪
644
00:35:25,238 --> 00:35:32,209
♪ So won't you bring me
Back to the light ♪
645
00:35:32,211 --> 00:35:35,849
[waves lapping]
646
00:35:36,548 --> 00:35:40,286
[club music]
647
00:35:42,188 --> 00:35:44,222
Thank you, darling.
648
00:35:44,224 --> 00:35:45,990
Thank you.
649
00:35:45,992 --> 00:35:47,361
Thank you very much.
650
00:35:48,394 --> 00:35:49,830
You look fabulous.
651
00:35:52,264 --> 00:35:56,066
So this is, um, this was
what was on your bucket list?
652
00:35:56,068 --> 00:36:01,638
Yeah, well, um,
I haven't seen a pair of
653
00:36:01,640 --> 00:36:06,010
breasts, you know,
for about 20 years, you know.
654
00:36:06,012 --> 00:36:07,347
Mm-hmm.
655
00:36:09,883 --> 00:36:13,617
I didn't even know these places
were open in the day, to be honest.
656
00:36:13,619 --> 00:36:15,288
No, neither did.
657
00:36:17,956 --> 00:36:20,124
You know,
they do toasted sandwiches here.
658
00:36:20,126 --> 00:36:22,459
- What?
- Do you fancy a toasted sandwich?
659
00:36:22,461 --> 00:36:25,495
Uh, yeah, I mean, why not?
660
00:36:25,497 --> 00:36:26,997
Great.
661
00:36:26,999 --> 00:36:30,938
[club music]
662
00:36:32,271 --> 00:36:34,571
Fucking hell.
663
00:36:34,573 --> 00:36:36,175
I know.
664
00:36:39,177 --> 00:36:41,044
You wanna dance with her?
665
00:36:41,046 --> 00:36:45,149
No, come on,
I'm too old to dance with her.
666
00:36:45,151 --> 00:36:47,651
No, you idiot,
she dances for you.
667
00:36:47,653 --> 00:36:49,352
What?
668
00:36:49,354 --> 00:36:51,187
You do nothing.
Come on, let me treat you.
669
00:36:51,189 --> 00:36:54,457
No, no, really,
no, really. No. No. [laughs]
670
00:36:54,459 --> 00:36:56,928
I mean,
I wouldn't know what to do.
671
00:36:56,930 --> 00:36:58,162
You literally do nothing.
672
00:36:58,164 --> 00:36:59,664
Stop being a testicle?
673
00:36:59,666 --> 00:37:01,164
I'm not... [sighs]
674
00:37:01,166 --> 00:37:02,501
Now, which one do you fancy?
675
00:37:07,606 --> 00:37:09,307
How long have you
been doing this?
676
00:37:09,309 --> 00:37:10,410
Nearly a year.
677
00:37:11,477 --> 00:37:14,044
Do you... do you like it?
678
00:37:14,046 --> 00:37:16,113
- It's alright.
- Uh-huh.
679
00:37:16,115 --> 00:37:17,948
To meet some interesting people.
680
00:37:17,950 --> 00:37:20,417
Um, listen, you
really don't have to do this.
681
00:37:20,419 --> 00:37:22,553
I mean, I can tell my friend that
you did if you don't want to.
682
00:37:22,555 --> 00:37:24,021
You don't want me
to dance for you?
683
00:37:24,023 --> 00:37:26,957
Well, well, yes, I do, but,
684
00:37:26,959 --> 00:37:30,097
you see, I'm, I'm very old now.
And, um, and listen, kid,
685
00:37:31,731 --> 00:37:34,064
- I could be your grandfather.
- You're serious, aren't you?
686
00:37:34,066 --> 00:37:36,302
Yeah, I don't want
[indistinct] weird about it.
687
00:37:37,470 --> 00:37:39,273
Just sit back, okay?
688
00:37:42,575 --> 00:37:46,146
I don't want you to feel
like you have to do this. You...
689
00:37:52,485 --> 00:37:54,218
What's a handsome man
like you doing in
690
00:37:54,220 --> 00:37:56,253
a strip club
at three in the afternoon?
691
00:37:56,255 --> 00:37:59,122
Well, I really didn't
have anywhere else to go.
692
00:37:59,124 --> 00:38:03,026
Oh, well, you know how
to make a girl feel special.
693
00:38:03,028 --> 00:38:06,030
- Oh, no. Sorry. No, I didn't mean that.
- I'm fucking with you.
694
00:38:06,032 --> 00:38:11,068
It's just, um, it... it's
that I haven't, you know, seen,
695
00:38:11,070 --> 00:38:15,740
I mean, really,
seen a woman for 20 years.
696
00:38:15,742 --> 00:38:20,044
And, you know, when you get an
old man like me, you know, look at
697
00:38:20,046 --> 00:38:23,247
girls and people think you're like
a, you know, a dirty old man.
698
00:38:23,249 --> 00:38:26,783
Some sort of awful pervert
or something like that.
699
00:38:26,785 --> 00:38:31,088
And, you know, mind you,
I could be something back in the '60s.
700
00:38:31,090 --> 00:38:34,057
Do you know, I-I was really...
A lot of people thought
701
00:38:34,059 --> 00:38:36,426
I was, you know,
and sort of that desirable.
702
00:38:36,428 --> 00:38:39,195
I bet you used to get
all the girls back in the day.
703
00:38:39,197 --> 00:38:43,202
Well, there was really only one.
704
00:38:44,236 --> 00:38:46,336
We were high school sweethearts.
705
00:38:46,338 --> 00:38:48,638
Aw, cute.
How long were you together?
706
00:38:48,640 --> 00:38:50,608
- 54 years.
- Fuck off.
707
00:38:50,610 --> 00:38:52,642
Yes. [laughs] Yeah.
708
00:38:52,644 --> 00:38:55,546
Um, you haven't got a fella?
709
00:38:55,548 --> 00:38:58,349
I'm not really into boys,
if you know what I mean.
710
00:38:58,351 --> 00:39:00,718
- What do you mean boys?
- I prefer women.
711
00:39:00,720 --> 00:39:03,454
Oh, you do? Oh, that's fine.
Oh, good on you. That's fine.
712
00:39:03,456 --> 00:39:05,158
I don't mind...
That's good. Good.
713
00:39:06,459 --> 00:39:11,765
So... what do you think?
714
00:39:13,198 --> 00:39:14,532
Amazing.
715
00:39:14,534 --> 00:39:18,301
Thank you. Give me your hand.
716
00:39:18,303 --> 00:39:20,137
No, don't, really,
really, don't, no, no.
717
00:39:20,139 --> 00:39:22,242
- Give me your hand, it's grand.
- They're cold.
718
00:39:25,544 --> 00:39:26,843
You have very soft hands.
719
00:39:26,845 --> 00:39:28,711
Thank you.
720
00:39:28,713 --> 00:39:30,016
I moisturize.
721
00:39:31,450 --> 00:39:33,149
I don't even know your name.
722
00:39:33,151 --> 00:39:34,186
Jack.
723
00:39:35,287 --> 00:39:39,823
Well, Jack, it's been
a pleasure to dance for you.
724
00:39:39,825 --> 00:39:42,626
- Thank you, it has.
- Come and see me again some time.
725
00:39:42,628 --> 00:39:47,263
Oh, yeah, definitely. Listen,
please, oh, wait a minute.
726
00:39:47,265 --> 00:39:50,667
- Oh, no, it's okay.
- No, no, no, no, no, no, really, really, look, please,
727
00:39:50,669 --> 00:39:54,204
I- I really,
I really want you to take it.
728
00:39:54,206 --> 00:39:55,738
- No, you really don't have to.
- No, no, thank you, no,
729
00:39:55,740 --> 00:39:57,841
you know, for the nice talk.
730
00:39:57,843 --> 00:39:59,642
I loved it.
731
00:39:59,644 --> 00:40:00,646
Thank you.
732
00:40:05,718 --> 00:40:07,550
- [Faith] Hey, hold on, big boy.
- Mh.
733
00:40:07,552 --> 00:40:09,419
- Hold this for me a second.
- Yeah.
734
00:40:09,421 --> 00:40:10,521
Hold this.
735
00:40:10,523 --> 00:40:11,725
Oh, right.
736
00:40:16,128 --> 00:40:17,660
Thank you. I'll have that back.
737
00:40:17,662 --> 00:40:20,597
- Oh, yeah.
- How was it?
738
00:40:20,599 --> 00:40:21,735
Spectacular.
739
00:40:22,802 --> 00:40:24,602
I mean, she was cute.
740
00:40:24,604 --> 00:40:26,669
If I was straight,
I'd totally ask her to
741
00:40:26,671 --> 00:40:28,305
sit in the back
of the cinema with me.
742
00:40:28,307 --> 00:40:31,142
[laughs] What about you?
743
00:40:31,144 --> 00:40:32,475
What about me?
744
00:40:32,477 --> 00:40:37,148
- You know, you got a fella?
- No.
745
00:40:37,150 --> 00:40:41,153
I mean, there was this one boy,
but, um, didn't work out.
746
00:40:43,356 --> 00:40:44,390
Why?
747
00:40:46,726 --> 00:40:49,459
I suppose I loved him
more than he loved me.
748
00:40:49,461 --> 00:40:51,794
- It's a very complex thing, love.
- Mm.
749
00:40:51,796 --> 00:40:54,467
Sometimes I wonder why
we only have one word for it.
750
00:40:55,535 --> 00:40:57,434
Do you ever speak with him?
751
00:40:57,436 --> 00:41:00,336
- No, nothing left to say.
- Mm-hmm.
752
00:41:00,338 --> 00:41:03,742
Plus, I'm not the first person
to have my heart broken.
753
00:41:06,244 --> 00:41:09,512
- Fucking no. It's depressing enough as it is.
- [laughs]
754
00:41:09,514 --> 00:41:11,347
Come on,
what else do you wanna do?
755
00:41:11,349 --> 00:41:15,653
Well, there is... there is
something I'd like to do.
756
00:41:15,655 --> 00:41:18,789
So, listen, I'll see you tonight
at the club? Alright?
757
00:41:18,791 --> 00:41:20,459
Sure, yeah, no problem.
758
00:41:23,229 --> 00:41:26,700
[sinister music]
759
00:42:02,334 --> 00:42:04,371
[gulls squawking]
760
00:42:08,506 --> 00:42:13,343
Well, um, where to begin?
761
00:42:13,345 --> 00:42:16,446
Oh, yes, I went to a...
a strip club today.
762
00:42:16,448 --> 00:42:19,450
I met this lovely girl.
763
00:42:19,452 --> 00:42:20,486
Oh, no.
764
00:42:21,454 --> 00:42:22,722
Nothing like that.
765
00:42:23,756 --> 00:42:26,724
She showed me her breasts,
they were amazing.
766
00:42:26,726 --> 00:42:30,796
I mean just like... Well, actually,
yours were nicer, they were.
767
00:42:32,798 --> 00:42:36,535
Well, um, how've you been?
768
00:42:38,037 --> 00:42:42,305
I'm sorry I haven't
really been around too often.
769
00:42:42,307 --> 00:42:45,809
Because I didn't think
you really wanted me to
770
00:42:45,811 --> 00:42:50,816
and I still...
Still don't think you do.
771
00:42:52,952 --> 00:42:57,387
Well, um,
I have a bit of bad news.
772
00:42:57,389 --> 00:43:03,660
You see, I'm dying.
773
00:43:03,662 --> 00:43:04,930
I'm dying real quick.
774
00:43:06,499 --> 00:43:10,800
So, I'll be
seeing you real soon.
775
00:43:10,802 --> 00:43:13,704
I... I don't know
how you feel about that
776
00:43:13,706 --> 00:43:20,613
because... I'm a little
nervous my... myself.
777
00:43:23,081 --> 00:43:25,783
And anyway I...
I really wanted to come
778
00:43:25,785 --> 00:43:30,824
and tell you and, um,
ask you a favor.
779
00:43:33,492 --> 00:43:40,033
See, when I come up there,
um, please don't shout at me.
780
00:43:41,499 --> 00:43:47,805
Because, um,
I don't think I could
781
00:43:47,807 --> 00:43:52,910
stand for that all eternity
782
00:43:52,912 --> 00:43:56,683
because I know you...
You hate me.
783
00:43:57,916 --> 00:44:02,322
But I never... I never
really wanted you to know.
784
00:44:05,657 --> 00:44:07,693
I'm so sorry
I wasn't at the funeral.
785
00:44:10,496 --> 00:44:15,968
I really wanted to be, but how
could I be when you didn't want me.
786
00:44:17,135 --> 00:44:24,376
I... loved you too much to,
you know, hurt you again.
787
00:44:27,146 --> 00:44:33,352
I've never...
I've never stopped loving you.
788
00:44:36,956 --> 00:44:38,825
I really should be going.
789
00:44:47,499 --> 00:44:50,102
I am so terribly sorry.
790
00:44:52,805 --> 00:44:59,779
[sighs] Well, see you real soon.
791
00:45:03,615 --> 00:45:05,017
Yeah.
792
00:45:11,023 --> 00:45:13,823
- [Faith] I'll fucking kill you.
- [Mollie] I'd like to see you try, baby.
793
00:45:13,825 --> 00:45:16,859
- Fuck this...
- [Faith] Ever since I came
794
00:45:16,861 --> 00:45:18,762
to this club, you've been
trying to take my shit.
795
00:45:18,764 --> 00:45:22,099
- Get the fuck off me.
- I'm gonna fucking kill you.
796
00:45:22,101 --> 00:45:24,066
- You fucking piece of shit.
- What the fuck is going on here?
797
00:45:24,068 --> 00:45:25,736
- This bitch is trying
to steal my fucking style.
798
00:45:25,738 --> 00:45:26,870
It's just a coincidence.
799
00:45:26,872 --> 00:45:28,504
Beyoncé here decides
800
00:45:28,506 --> 00:45:30,673
- to lose her shit about it.
- Fuck you.
801
00:45:30,675 --> 00:45:33,709
- You're just jealous of my ass.
- Bitch, please.
802
00:45:33,711 --> 00:45:38,481
Look, would you just fuck...
Get the fuck out of here.
803
00:45:38,483 --> 00:45:40,149
Just go.
804
00:45:40,151 --> 00:45:42,852
Jesus, what are you doing?
805
00:45:42,854 --> 00:45:46,189
- That little shit is just wearing my makeup.
- He's just a kid.
806
00:45:46,191 --> 00:45:49,526
He's 21. He knows
not to be a little cunt.
807
00:45:49,528 --> 00:45:52,995
- Oh, you, you are just jealous.
- What are you talking about?
808
00:45:52,997 --> 00:45:55,566
Well, actually what I'm
talking about, you're nearly 50.
809
00:45:55,568 --> 00:45:57,733
No matter how much
you pull yourself in.
810
00:45:57,735 --> 00:46:00,604
No matter how many dresses you
wear, you're still gonna look
811
00:46:00,606 --> 00:46:03,573
older than him and he's still
gonna look younger than you.
812
00:46:03,575 --> 00:46:06,609
I'm like a fine wine, darling.
I get better with age.
813
00:46:06,611 --> 00:46:08,077
Yes, of course,
and some of the greatest wines
814
00:46:08,079 --> 00:46:10,113
- I ever drunk were old.
- Exactly.
815
00:46:10,115 --> 00:46:13,186
But then I thought to myself,
"They're not fucking worth it."
816
00:46:21,593 --> 00:46:24,093
- Are you alright?
- Who the fuck does she think she is?
817
00:46:24,095 --> 00:46:26,095
- I mean, what is going on?
- What do you mean?
818
00:46:26,097 --> 00:46:29,066
What do I mean?
You had Mollie on the floor.
819
00:46:29,068 --> 00:46:31,068
You were beating
the living shit out of her.
820
00:46:31,070 --> 00:46:32,236
What do you want to say, Jackie?
821
00:46:32,238 --> 00:46:33,836
I want you to tell me the truth.
822
00:46:33,838 --> 00:46:35,137
- Do you want the truth?
- Yes, I do.
823
00:46:35,139 --> 00:46:36,707
The fuck all, alright?
824
00:46:36,709 --> 00:46:38,774
The fuck, I'm singing
for £40 a night,
825
00:46:38,776 --> 00:46:40,142
I'm sleeping
on your fucking sofa.
826
00:46:40,144 --> 00:46:42,111
My dad hates me.
827
00:46:42,113 --> 00:46:44,548
I broke my favorite
pair of fucking heels today.
828
00:46:44,550 --> 00:46:46,283
I don't have much,
but I've got style.
829
00:46:46,285 --> 00:46:49,119
So when someone tries to take
it from me, it pisses me off.
830
00:46:49,121 --> 00:46:50,754
You've always got me, Faith.
831
00:46:50,756 --> 00:46:52,025
Yeah, not for much longer.
832
00:46:54,226 --> 00:46:55,591
Okay, I'm sorry,
I didn't mean that.
833
00:46:55,593 --> 00:46:58,061
I'm sorry, I didn't mean that.
834
00:46:58,063 --> 00:47:00,129
Oh, yes you did.
835
00:47:00,131 --> 00:47:01,166
Jackie.
836
00:47:05,604 --> 00:47:06,903
Fuck.
837
00:47:06,905 --> 00:47:09,741
[somber music]
838
00:47:20,285 --> 00:47:25,657
♪ Come my, little monkey
Quiet now, my pet ♪
839
00:47:26,791 --> 00:47:32,097
♪ Don't be such as sore puss
Don't be so upset ♪
840
00:47:33,097 --> 00:47:38,137
♪ All above the rainbow
I've got color you can borrow ♪
841
00:47:39,238 --> 00:47:45,278
♪ Don't be such a shady
I won't let you fail ♪
842
00:47:49,247 --> 00:47:54,753
♪ Allow me into your bedroom ♪
843
00:47:55,954 --> 00:48:01,159
♪ Let's pull away the curtains ♪
844
00:48:02,760 --> 00:48:07,599
♪ And open up your window ♪
845
00:48:09,267 --> 00:48:13,072
♪ I can be your light ♪
846
00:48:19,043 --> 00:48:24,816
♪ Let's climb up your mountain
I've got dynamite ♪
847
00:48:25,918 --> 00:48:31,954
♪ Let's blow up your burden
It's blocking up your sight ♪
848
00:48:31,956 --> 00:48:35,959
♪ Step out of that photo ♪
849
00:48:35,961 --> 00:48:39,396
♪ Let me be your shoulder ♪
850
00:48:39,398 --> 00:48:42,899
♪ Lower down your thunderbolt ♪
851
00:48:42,901 --> 00:48:45,772
♪ Don't be so upset ♪
852
00:48:49,675 --> 00:48:54,847
♪ Allow me into your bedroom ♪
853
00:48:56,148 --> 00:49:01,187
♪ Let's pull away the curtain ♪
854
00:49:02,988 --> 00:49:08,127
♪ Open up your window ♪
855
00:49:09,394 --> 00:49:13,332
♪ I can be your light ♪
856
00:49:15,834 --> 00:49:20,607
♪ Allow me into your bedroom ♪
857
00:49:22,006 --> 00:49:27,380
♪ Let's pull away the curtain ♪
858
00:49:28,914 --> 00:49:33,886
♪ Open up your window ♪
859
00:49:35,320 --> 00:49:39,626
♪ I can be your light ♪
860
00:49:42,160 --> 00:49:47,133
♪ Allow me into your bedroom ♪
861
00:49:48,733 --> 00:49:53,972
♪ Let's pull away the curtain ♪
862
00:49:55,374 --> 00:50:01,010
♪ Open up your window ♪
863
00:50:01,012 --> 00:50:05,651
♪ I can be your love ♪
864
00:50:08,253 --> 00:50:12,959
♪ Allow me into your bedroom ♪
865
00:50:14,459 --> 00:50:19,731
♪ Let's pull away the curtain ♪
866
00:50:21,300 --> 00:50:26,238
♪ Open up your window ♪
867
00:50:28,173 --> 00:50:31,807
♪ I can be your love ♪
868
00:50:31,809 --> 00:50:32,911
[coughs]
869
00:50:34,780 --> 00:50:38,851
♪ I can be your love ♪
870
00:50:41,352 --> 00:50:45,358
♪ I can be your love ♪
871
00:50:48,293 --> 00:50:53,900
♪ I can be I can be your love ♪
872
00:50:55,032 --> 00:50:56,365
♪ I can be your love ♪
873
00:50:56,367 --> 00:50:58,438
♪ I can be your love... ♪
874
00:51:11,983 --> 00:51:13,017
Hi.
875
00:51:16,889 --> 00:51:17,923
Hi.
876
00:51:19,157 --> 00:51:20,192
What are you doing?
877
00:51:21,793 --> 00:51:23,462
I'm having
a cheeky fag before work.
878
00:51:25,264 --> 00:51:27,133
why didn't you
come home last night?
879
00:51:28,901 --> 00:51:31,434
Uh, I didn't
think you wanted me to.
880
00:51:31,436 --> 00:51:35,041
[sighs] What are
you talking about?
881
00:51:35,974 --> 00:51:39,008
You know, after what I said.
882
00:51:39,010 --> 00:51:41,514
Oh, don't be ridiculous.
883
00:51:42,914 --> 00:51:47,050
Listen, I'm not your dad,
you know that.
884
00:51:47,052 --> 00:51:49,454
Look, you've always
got a home with me, really.
885
00:51:55,160 --> 00:51:56,395
Thank you, Jackie.
886
00:51:57,829 --> 00:52:01,530
You better have a shower, do you
know I can smell you right from here?
887
00:52:01,532 --> 00:52:03,401
[giggles]
888
00:52:15,613 --> 00:52:18,150
So, do you have anything else
on your bucket list?
889
00:52:19,050 --> 00:52:22,255
Yes, yes, there is something.
890
00:52:36,034 --> 00:52:37,434
So, this is the place?
891
00:52:37,436 --> 00:52:38,905
Yeah, looks like it.
892
00:52:41,106 --> 00:52:43,039
Do you want us to
go in together?
893
00:52:43,041 --> 00:52:44,341
Well, of course
we're gonna go in together.
894
00:52:44,343 --> 00:52:47,276
Okay, well, do I look good?
895
00:52:47,278 --> 00:52:49,178
Yes, you look good. What?
896
00:52:49,180 --> 00:52:52,649
What the fuck, it's just a
drug dealer for, Christ's sake.
897
00:52:52,651 --> 00:52:55,021
- And?
- You look lovely.
898
00:52:56,320 --> 00:52:57,355
Come on.
899
00:53:10,535 --> 00:53:11,667
Come on, Faith.
900
00:53:11,669 --> 00:53:13,370
Give me a [inaudible]
901
00:53:13,372 --> 00:53:15,308
[hooting]
902
00:53:17,008 --> 00:53:18,908
[hooting]
903
00:53:18,910 --> 00:53:21,981
[music playing]
904
00:53:31,923 --> 00:53:33,689
You're, uh, Daryl?
905
00:53:33,691 --> 00:53:35,457
Yeah.
906
00:53:35,459 --> 00:53:37,026
This is Bianca.
907
00:53:37,028 --> 00:53:38,961
Very pleased to
meet you, Bianca.
908
00:53:38,963 --> 00:53:40,131
She's sleeping.
909
00:53:42,633 --> 00:53:44,466
What is it you want?
910
00:53:44,468 --> 00:53:47,504
Um, Alex gave me your address
and he said that he would
911
00:53:47,506 --> 00:53:50,606
text you, or call you and say
that we were gonna pop by.
912
00:53:50,608 --> 00:53:51,707
I didn't get a text.
913
00:53:51,709 --> 00:53:52,610
You didn't get a text?
914
00:53:54,512 --> 00:53:57,180
- This is not gonna be very good.
- I told you.
915
00:53:57,182 --> 00:53:58,517
It's fucking one in the morning.
916
00:54:00,485 --> 00:54:01,653
You're a guy, right?
917
00:54:04,189 --> 00:54:07,057
It depends what
your definition of a guy is.
918
00:54:07,059 --> 00:54:08,127
Well, you got a cock.
919
00:54:09,160 --> 00:54:10,727
Yes, I do, yeah.
920
00:54:10,729 --> 00:54:12,064
So, you're a guy then?
921
00:54:13,164 --> 00:54:14,731
I mean, it's a little
more complicated than that,
922
00:54:14,733 --> 00:54:19,135
but it's late,
so I'd agree to disagree.
923
00:54:19,137 --> 00:54:20,640
Disagree that you've got a cock?
924
00:54:22,139 --> 00:54:24,073
Disagree that
that's what makes me a man.
925
00:54:24,075 --> 00:54:27,477
Well, I don't get it, guys got
cocks, women have got pussies.
926
00:54:27,479 --> 00:54:30,379
Simple as that, ain't it, mate?
What about you?
927
00:54:30,381 --> 00:54:32,215
- I think we ought to be going.
- I think so too.
928
00:54:32,217 --> 00:54:33,749
No, no, no. stay there.
929
00:54:33,751 --> 00:54:36,586
- You got money, right?
- Yes, I have, yeah.
930
00:54:36,588 --> 00:54:37,620
Let's do a bit of business.
931
00:54:37,622 --> 00:54:39,055
What is it you want?
932
00:54:39,057 --> 00:54:41,992
Um, what have you got?
933
00:54:41,994 --> 00:54:43,093
She's in a candy shop.
934
00:54:43,095 --> 00:54:44,430
I'm not your sugar daddy.
935
00:54:46,064 --> 00:54:47,030
Doesn't make any sense.
936
00:54:47,032 --> 00:54:48,100
The fuck did you say?
937
00:54:49,568 --> 00:54:50,499
Uh, nothing.
938
00:54:50,501 --> 00:54:52,301
You have coke?
939
00:54:52,303 --> 00:54:53,702
Of course I've got coke.
940
00:54:53,704 --> 00:54:54,704
Yes.
941
00:54:54,706 --> 00:54:56,008
How much do you want?
942
00:54:57,409 --> 00:55:00,410
Um, how much
do people usually take?
943
00:55:00,412 --> 00:55:01,410
Of cocaine?
944
00:55:01,412 --> 00:55:02,481
Yes, of cocaine.
945
00:55:03,481 --> 00:55:04,617
Is it just for tonight?
946
00:55:06,117 --> 00:55:08,651
It was just for
a one-off thing. [coughs]
947
00:55:08,653 --> 00:55:12,321
- Okay, well, a gram should do you.
- Ok, yeah, fine. Gram.
948
00:55:12,323 --> 00:55:14,390
- Alright.
- [cough]
949
00:55:14,392 --> 00:55:16,026
- Are you okay?
- Yeah. No, sure, I'm fine.
950
00:55:16,028 --> 00:55:17,727
- Are you sure?
- Yeah, I'm fine.
951
00:55:17,729 --> 00:55:19,332
That will be 90.
952
00:55:21,499 --> 00:55:22,432
Pounds?
953
00:55:22,434 --> 00:55:24,370
Yes, pounds.
954
00:55:25,637 --> 00:55:27,570
Lot of difference from the '60s.
955
00:55:27,572 --> 00:55:29,606
Got off a bit since then. Yeah.
956
00:55:29,608 --> 00:55:30,977
Okay, 90.
957
00:55:45,090 --> 00:55:46,258
I'm a little bit short.
958
00:55:47,258 --> 00:55:48,758
You've got a fiver?
959
00:55:48,760 --> 00:55:51,126
You're not serious, are you?
960
00:55:51,128 --> 00:55:52,128
Oy!
961
00:55:52,130 --> 00:55:54,329
- 20, 30...
- Oy!
962
00:55:54,331 --> 00:55:57,200
- Excuse me, I'm counting.
- It's not a fairground. I don't take coppers.
963
00:55:57,202 --> 00:56:00,102
We didn't know it was
gonna be, you know, this much.
964
00:56:00,104 --> 00:56:02,738
Just fuck off out of my flat.
Just get out.
965
00:56:02,740 --> 00:56:06,075
Look. Can I give you 85
for half a gram?
966
00:56:06,077 --> 00:56:07,146
Is that alright?
967
00:56:09,381 --> 00:56:11,613
Yes, just give us that money.
Come on. Come on.
968
00:56:11,615 --> 00:56:13,582
- Give us it.
- Thank you very much.
969
00:56:13,584 --> 00:56:15,517
There you go now, bugger off.
970
00:56:15,519 --> 00:56:17,320
Thank you very much. Sorry.
971
00:56:17,322 --> 00:56:20,689
And you, twinkle tits, piss off.
972
00:56:20,691 --> 00:56:22,193
That's a lovely jacket, really.
973
00:56:23,095 --> 00:56:27,196
[background music]
974
00:56:27,198 --> 00:56:29,802
Kim, fruit case, uh, see that?
975
00:56:31,336 --> 00:56:35,805
Confusing. Fuck it.
976
00:56:35,807 --> 00:56:38,841
[music playing]
♪ So long, so long, so long ♪
977
00:56:38,843 --> 00:56:43,646
♪ Sending out a message to
The corners of the universe ♪
978
00:56:43,648 --> 00:56:46,419
♪ A mayday for Mother Earth ♪
979
00:56:47,452 --> 00:56:52,558
♪ The situation's
So much worse than I thought ♪
980
00:56:54,126 --> 00:56:58,894
♪ Can you hear the voices
In the middle of the Milky Way ♪
981
00:56:58,896 --> 00:57:02,499
♪ From 10 billion miles away ♪
982
00:57:02,501 --> 00:57:06,401
♪ This is not where I belong ♪
983
00:57:06,403 --> 00:57:09,842
♪ Take me home, take me home ♪
984
00:57:39,838 --> 00:57:44,874
♪ Sending out a message to
The corners of the universe ♪
985
00:57:44,876 --> 00:57:48,811
♪ A mayday for Mother Earth ♪
986
00:57:48,813 --> 00:57:54,153
♪ The situation's
So much worse than I thought ♪
987
00:57:55,352 --> 00:58:00,289
♪ Can you hear the voices
in the middle of the Milky Way ♪
988
00:58:00,291 --> 00:58:03,892
♪ From 10 billion miles away ♪
989
00:58:03,894 --> 00:58:07,166
♪ This is not where I belong ♪
990
00:58:08,233 --> 00:58:11,303
♪ Take me home, take me home ♪
991
00:59:08,892 --> 00:59:10,329
Bloody thing.
992
00:59:28,546 --> 00:59:30,349
[coughs]
993
00:59:37,289 --> 00:59:38,887
It's okay, it's okay, it's okay.
994
00:59:38,889 --> 00:59:44,327
- [coughs]
- It's okay, it's okay.
995
00:59:44,329 --> 00:59:47,430
- [coughs]
- It's okay, it's okay.
996
00:59:47,432 --> 00:59:48,400
It's okay.
997
00:59:52,704 --> 00:59:54,872
- [coughs and gasps]
- It's okay.
998
01:00:01,613 --> 01:00:02,915
It's okay.
999
01:00:04,615 --> 01:00:06,784
- [Faith] I have a question.
- [Jack] Yeah.
1000
01:00:08,887 --> 01:00:11,620
When did you first
start wearing women's clothes?
1001
01:00:11,622 --> 01:00:12,858
When did I start?
1002
01:00:14,358 --> 01:00:15,992
Well, when did I start?
1003
01:00:15,994 --> 01:00:18,030
I'm stupid for doing it.
1004
01:00:19,564 --> 01:00:23,636
Must be... must be
near on 50 years now.
1005
01:00:25,570 --> 01:00:27,035
Why?
1006
01:00:27,037 --> 01:00:33,108
Why? Why?
1007
01:00:33,110 --> 01:00:37,582
Makes me feel
a different person.
1008
01:00:39,918 --> 01:00:42,084
- Different?
- Mm-hmm.
1009
01:00:42,086 --> 01:00:44,553
And so you just
kept it a secret.
1010
01:00:44,555 --> 01:00:47,959
I just preferred
not to tell anybody.
1011
01:00:48,927 --> 01:00:52,861
- So then why did you tell your wife?
- I didn't.
1012
01:00:52,863 --> 01:00:55,765
She came home early one day
1013
01:00:55,767 --> 01:01:00,068
and she saw me
dancing to Tom Jones.
1014
01:01:00,070 --> 01:01:01,838
So?
1015
01:01:01,840 --> 01:01:03,840
Wearing her wedding dress.
1016
01:01:03,842 --> 01:01:05,874
- [laughs]
- No, it's not funny.
1017
01:01:05,876 --> 01:01:08,111
- Fuck.
- Yeah, fuck.
1018
01:01:08,113 --> 01:01:11,113
I must say that you do make
a very attractive woman, Jackie.
1019
01:01:11,115 --> 01:01:15,521
Oh, for Christ's sake, don't...
Fuck off, Jesus Christ.
1020
01:01:17,488 --> 01:01:20,490
I'm gonna get out of the fucking
bath, I got enough wrinkles.
1021
01:01:20,492 --> 01:01:21,724
Yes, you do.
1022
01:01:21,726 --> 01:01:24,729
[sinister music]
1023
01:01:51,689 --> 01:01:54,626
[tattoo machine buzzing]
1024
01:02:34,932 --> 01:02:37,133
You have really pretty nails.
1025
01:02:37,135 --> 01:02:38,834
Do I?
1026
01:02:38,836 --> 01:02:42,204
Oh, thank you,
thank you very much.
1027
01:02:42,206 --> 01:02:46,876
My mom said I'm not allowed
to pick nails until I'm older.
1028
01:02:46,878 --> 01:02:52,782
But you know something? I think... I think
your mommy is a very, very wise lady.
1029
01:02:52,784 --> 01:02:54,483
- She is.
- Yes.
1030
01:02:54,485 --> 01:02:56,251
It's okay, though,
it's my birthday soon.
1031
01:02:56,253 --> 01:02:57,720
Is it your birthday?
1032
01:02:57,722 --> 01:02:59,555
Yes, and I'm turning six.
1033
01:02:59,557 --> 01:03:02,024
Wow, six.
1034
01:03:02,026 --> 01:03:03,162
How old are you?
1035
01:03:04,729 --> 01:03:06,595
How old do you think I am?
1036
01:03:06,597 --> 01:03:08,099
Old, like 20.
1037
01:03:09,267 --> 01:03:11,566
- That's near enough.
- Rosie.
1038
01:03:11,568 --> 01:03:15,238
Rosie, what have I told you
about running away like that?
1039
01:03:15,240 --> 01:03:17,840
- No, it's really...
- Sorry, mommy.
1040
01:03:17,842 --> 01:03:20,843
It's really alright, she's a...
She's a lovely little girl.
1041
01:03:20,845 --> 01:03:25,046
- Thank you. Has she been bothering you?
- No, no, no, she's been lovely.
1042
01:03:25,048 --> 01:03:26,716
- Say goodbye, Rosie.
- Bye.
1043
01:03:26,718 --> 01:03:28,651
Bye, bye, Rosie,
very nice meeting you.
1044
01:03:28,653 --> 01:03:30,789
- Bye.
- Bye, bye.
1045
01:03:34,526 --> 01:03:39,262
[laughs] What...
what is all this?
1046
01:03:39,264 --> 01:03:42,999
- Surprise.
- Did you cook this?
1047
01:03:43,001 --> 01:03:47,202
Yes, uh, well, [indistinct] when
I cooked this from a distance.
1048
01:03:47,204 --> 01:03:50,138
It was in this recipe book.
Please take a seat.
1049
01:03:50,140 --> 01:03:55,577
Oh. Thank you.
1050
01:03:55,579 --> 01:03:57,079
You haven't tried it yet,
it could be shit.
1051
01:03:57,081 --> 01:04:02,488
No, I'm saying
thank you... for everything.
1052
01:04:04,255 --> 01:04:10,262
You know, if, um, if I had a son,
I'd want him to be exactly like you.
1053
01:04:13,898 --> 01:04:17,099
You know, that's, um,
a really lovely thing to say.
1054
01:04:17,101 --> 01:04:21,604
You're like the cross-dressing
granddad I always wanted.
1055
01:04:21,606 --> 01:04:23,705
- Really?
- Mmh.
1056
01:04:23,707 --> 01:04:26,008
- Cheers.
- Cheers.
1057
01:04:26,010 --> 01:04:30,278
- Oh, and eye contact, otherwise it's seven years of bad sex.
- Seven years?
1058
01:04:30,280 --> 01:04:32,247
I don't think
I have to worry about that.
1059
01:04:32,249 --> 01:04:33,985
Fuck you, I was
talking about me.
1060
01:04:37,287 --> 01:04:38,620
Alright, then, go on, try it.
1061
01:04:38,622 --> 01:04:39,657
Mm.
1062
01:04:48,832 --> 01:04:51,334
Mm. Would you try
and get a takeaway?
1063
01:04:51,336 --> 01:04:53,234
- Mm.
- Yeah?
1064
01:04:53,236 --> 01:04:55,271
Oh, yeah. Finish up.
1065
01:04:55,273 --> 01:04:59,008
Do you know why
God created orgasms?
1066
01:04:59,010 --> 01:05:03,180
So that women could moan
even when they're having fun.
1067
01:05:04,182 --> 01:05:06,816
There was this old lady
and she went in to the dentist,
1068
01:05:06,818 --> 01:05:09,718
waited her turn, she went
inside, took her knickers off,
1069
01:05:09,720 --> 01:05:12,120
sat in the chair,
lifted her legs up high.
1070
01:05:12,122 --> 01:05:17,292
And the dentist said, "Excuse me,
madam, I'm not a gynecologist."
1071
01:05:17,294 --> 01:05:19,829
And the old lady said,
"I know, I just
1072
01:05:19,831 --> 01:05:21,863
want you to remove
my husband's teeth."
1073
01:05:21,865 --> 01:05:23,064
[laughter]
1074
01:05:23,066 --> 01:05:25,700
Is that too much, is it? Oh.
1075
01:05:25,702 --> 01:05:28,771
Well, there's this
young man, and he took a big
1076
01:05:28,773 --> 01:05:30,972
bouquet of flowers
back to his girlfriend.
1077
01:05:30,974 --> 01:05:35,811
The girlfriend said, "Uh,
I suppose I've got to open my legs now."
1078
01:05:35,813 --> 01:05:38,213
He said,
"Why, don't we have a vase?"
1079
01:05:38,215 --> 01:05:40,249
[laughter]
1080
01:05:40,251 --> 01:05:42,318
'Cause the airplane was
crashing, the girl got up
1081
01:05:42,320 --> 01:05:46,021
and screamed, she said,
"Oh, I'm gonna die."
1082
01:05:46,023 --> 01:05:47,823
So she stripped
herself naked, she said,
1083
01:05:47,825 --> 01:05:51,760
"If I'm gonna die,
I want to feel like a woman.
1084
01:05:51,762 --> 01:05:55,865
Is there any man here who can
make me feel like a woman?"
1085
01:05:55,867 --> 01:05:59,638
So a man stood up, ripped off his shirt,
threw it at her and said, "Here, wash that."
1086
01:06:00,704 --> 01:06:07,910
I said to my father, I said, "Oh,
I'm so tired of running around in circles."
1087
01:06:07,912 --> 01:06:10,182
So he nailed
my other foot to the floor.
1088
01:06:11,182 --> 01:06:14,019
I used to be
a very good father, oh, yes.
1089
01:06:14,985 --> 01:06:16,885
[tense music]
1090
01:06:16,887 --> 01:06:21,990
And I... I sang
to my little girl every night.
1091
01:06:21,992 --> 01:06:24,760
I told her little stories.
1092
01:06:24,762 --> 01:06:28,763
Christmas time,
I'd dress up as Father Christmas
1093
01:06:28,765 --> 01:06:32,468
and then she'd leave little
mince pies by the fireplace
1094
01:06:32,470 --> 01:06:35,707
for when Father Christmas
came down to eat.
1095
01:06:36,874 --> 01:06:38,176
Fuck, they were stale.
1096
01:06:39,309 --> 01:06:40,845
And then I used to dream.
1097
01:06:41,878 --> 01:06:45,349
I used to dream
wonderful dreams for her.
1098
01:06:46,851 --> 01:06:49,084
And that's the way
it should have been.
1099
01:06:49,086 --> 01:06:51,322
Oh, but dear, I did fuck up.
1100
01:06:52,490 --> 01:06:57,963
And so I haven't seen my little
girl for, ooh... 10 years.
1101
01:06:59,063 --> 01:07:02,898
So one day, you know,
I'm going to solve my problem,
1102
01:07:02,900 --> 01:07:07,838
but tonight
it's got to be through whisky.
1103
01:07:08,872 --> 01:07:11,709
[audience applauds and cheers]
1104
01:07:25,490 --> 01:07:27,388
You were very funny tonight.
1105
01:07:27,390 --> 01:07:30,227
[laughs] Thank you.
1106
01:07:34,030 --> 01:07:39,468
Wow, uh, you look...
You look really... great.
1107
01:07:39,470 --> 01:07:41,169
Thank you.
1108
01:07:41,171 --> 01:07:42,206
So do you.
1109
01:07:44,008 --> 01:07:45,477
Well, I'm a bit old, you know.
1110
01:07:46,977 --> 01:07:48,778
I think it suits you.
1111
01:07:48,780 --> 01:07:49,814
Thank you. [chuckles]
1112
01:07:51,015 --> 01:07:53,485
How many more times do you think
we're gonna say thank you?
1113
01:07:54,785 --> 01:08:00,455
I, um, I thought you never
wanted to speak to me again.
1114
01:08:00,457 --> 01:08:01,726
No, I didn't.
1115
01:08:03,093 --> 01:08:04,896
What changed your mind?
1116
01:08:06,229 --> 01:08:07,733
I found a little Faith.
1117
01:08:08,832 --> 01:08:11,834
What did he say?
1118
01:08:11,836 --> 01:08:14,836
Well, he... he told me everything
that you've done for him,
1119
01:08:14,838 --> 01:08:16,307
which is pretty amazing.
1120
01:08:17,808 --> 01:08:21,075
And, um... And he told me that you
were ill. I hope it's nothing serious.
1121
01:08:21,077 --> 01:08:24,946
No, no, no,
just a bit of a cough.
1122
01:08:24,948 --> 01:08:27,248
- Nothing serious at all.
- So you've been to a doctor?
1123
01:08:27,250 --> 01:08:31,052
Oh, yes, I've been to the...
yeah, but I don't like making a fuss.
1124
01:08:31,054 --> 01:08:32,356
You love to make a fuss.
1125
01:08:34,090 --> 01:08:35,227
Only around you.
1126
01:08:43,567 --> 01:08:44,566
Got a question.
1127
01:08:44,568 --> 01:08:45,803
Mm-hmm.
1128
01:08:47,071 --> 01:08:49,538
- Where do you buy all your clothes?
- Where I buy my clothes?
1129
01:08:49,540 --> 01:08:55,043
Yeah, well, I mean, you know,
you're quite a big guy. I mean tall. Tall.
1130
01:08:55,045 --> 01:08:58,279
- Yes, 5'10.
- You know what I mean.
1131
01:08:58,281 --> 01:09:03,354
Yeah, but, you know, they do... they have
shops for fat women as well, you know.
1132
01:09:06,857 --> 01:09:08,224
So what about you?
1133
01:09:08,226 --> 01:09:10,228
I mean, what's, um, what's new?
1134
01:09:11,929 --> 01:09:14,032
Uh, well, I'm an architect.
1135
01:09:15,031 --> 01:09:18,300
You're an arch... Really?
1136
01:09:18,302 --> 01:09:19,336
Wow.
1137
01:09:20,437 --> 01:09:22,971
Yeah, I'm living up in London.
1138
01:09:22,973 --> 01:09:25,240
I won't hold that against you.
1139
01:09:25,242 --> 01:09:30,044
- Got a dog and...
- Oh, wait, what is this? What...
1140
01:09:30,046 --> 01:09:31,212
Oh, yeah,
and I'm getting married.
1141
01:09:31,214 --> 01:09:33,148
You're getting married?
1142
01:09:33,150 --> 01:09:36,185
Oh, god! Congratulations.
1143
01:09:36,187 --> 01:09:37,953
Thank you.
1144
01:09:37,955 --> 01:09:40,955
Um, has he got a name?
1145
01:09:40,957 --> 01:09:44,929
- Mark.
- Mark, beautiful name.
1146
01:09:45,929 --> 01:09:48,133
Have you... have you set a date?
1147
01:09:49,032 --> 01:09:50,434
Yeah, it's in a month.
1148
01:09:51,335 --> 01:09:52,370
In a month.
1149
01:09:53,470 --> 01:09:54,505
What about you, dad?
1150
01:09:55,505 --> 01:09:57,105
Anyone special in your life?
1151
01:09:57,107 --> 01:09:59,341
- What do you mean? Like a lady?
- Yeah.
1152
01:09:59,343 --> 01:10:03,412
- No, no.
- Why?
1153
01:10:03,414 --> 01:10:04,916
Well, I mean.
1154
01:10:06,517 --> 01:10:08,484
I am a little old now, you know.
1155
01:10:08,486 --> 01:10:14,326
- A little old to fall in love.
- [laughs]
1156
01:10:16,693 --> 01:10:22,463
- I am really sorry about everything.
- I know. I know you are.
1157
01:10:22,465 --> 01:10:26,001
I always have known that you've been sorry,
but that doesn't make it any easier, does it?
1158
01:10:26,003 --> 01:10:28,503
- I really loved your mother.
- Yes, and she loved you too.
1159
01:10:28,505 --> 01:10:31,039
I genuinely believe
she died of a broken heart.
1160
01:10:31,041 --> 01:10:34,510
- Look, I am so sorry, really.
- Do you know what?
1161
01:10:34,512 --> 01:10:36,881
I hated you for
the way you made her feel.
1162
01:10:38,182 --> 01:10:41,052
I hated you for all the shit
you put me through at school.
1163
01:10:41,986 --> 01:10:44,453
Do you know I hated you the most
because you just gave up on us.
1164
01:10:44,455 --> 01:10:46,087
Do you think that's what I did?
1165
01:10:46,089 --> 01:10:47,191
Mom died.
1166
01:10:49,226 --> 01:10:50,961
All I wanted was a hug.
1167
01:10:52,763 --> 01:10:55,901
I didn't give a fuck that you were wearing a
dress, you're my dad and you weren't there.
1168
01:10:57,168 --> 01:11:02,437
I mean, your mother... Your mother was
so... I don't know, she was embarrassed,
1169
01:11:02,439 --> 01:11:04,373
she was humiliated,
she hated it.
1170
01:11:04,375 --> 01:11:06,108
She didn't want me there.
1171
01:11:06,110 --> 01:11:07,379
I wanted you there.
1172
01:11:08,345 --> 01:11:10,115
I wanted you there.
1173
01:11:12,582 --> 01:11:15,650
There's not one day that passes
when I don't wish that
1174
01:11:15,652 --> 01:11:20,154
I could turn back time,
that I could wear that suit, but I can't.
1175
01:11:20,156 --> 01:11:24,258
I just, I...
I can't turn back the time.
1176
01:11:24,260 --> 01:11:28,163
All I can try and do is...
is make up for it now with you.
1177
01:11:28,165 --> 01:11:31,436
- I can... But it's just that I...
- It's just that what?
1178
01:11:32,635 --> 01:11:34,039
Lily, it's just that I'm-
1179
01:11:35,673 --> 01:11:38,376
I'm not sure how to do that
anymore, you see, I...
1180
01:11:39,509 --> 01:11:43,681
I don't think I... I don't think
I can remember how to be a dad.
1181
01:11:45,182 --> 01:11:49,618
But that's so easy.
You just have to love me.
1182
01:11:49,620 --> 01:11:51,285
Of course, I love you.
1183
01:11:51,287 --> 01:11:54,058
I've always loved you,
you're my little girl.
1184
01:11:56,360 --> 01:12:00,464
[Jack sobs]
1185
01:12:08,272 --> 01:12:15,310
Okay, okay, but this is it, alright?
No second chances.
1186
01:12:15,312 --> 01:12:19,384
You fucked up once and you cannot fuck up
again, dad, because I need you in my life.
1187
01:12:21,085 --> 01:12:22,316
I am here now for you.
1188
01:12:22,318 --> 01:12:24,421
I am-I promise you I'm here.
1189
01:12:27,223 --> 01:12:31,659
Dad I-I want you
to walk me down the aisle.
1190
01:12:31,661 --> 01:12:33,999
[Jack sobs]
1191
01:12:36,733 --> 01:12:38,169
In a month, hmm?
1192
01:12:39,135 --> 01:12:41,803
Yeah, I will. I will.
1193
01:12:41,805 --> 01:12:44,138
But you have to
promise me one thing.
1194
01:12:44,140 --> 01:12:45,774
Hmm?
1195
01:12:45,776 --> 01:12:48,146
You cannot wear
a better dress than me.
1196
01:12:51,182 --> 01:12:52,217
Thank you.
1197
01:12:53,250 --> 01:12:54,252
Thank you.
1198
01:12:55,352 --> 01:12:57,488
And I've told Mark about...
1199
01:12:59,356 --> 01:13:01,722
He's just
so excited to meet you.
1200
01:13:01,724 --> 01:13:02,760
Thanks.
1201
01:13:08,732 --> 01:13:10,632
Look, I better go.
It's getting late.
1202
01:13:10,634 --> 01:13:13,168
- Do you need a lift anywhere?
- No, I drove.
1203
01:13:13,170 --> 01:13:14,669
- You haven't had too much to drink?
- I had one.
1204
01:13:14,671 --> 01:13:17,105
Oh, you had one. That is okay.
[laughs]
1205
01:13:17,107 --> 01:13:18,207
What are you doing Friday night?
1206
01:13:18,209 --> 01:13:20,309
Friday night...
1207
01:13:20,311 --> 01:13:22,743
Oh, one show,
only at ten o'clock, though.
1208
01:13:22,745 --> 01:13:24,579
So, do you wanna
meet sometime before?
1209
01:13:24,581 --> 01:13:26,681
Oh, I would love really love to.
1210
01:13:26,683 --> 01:13:28,550
Great, I'll, um,
leave a message for you
1211
01:13:28,552 --> 01:13:30,685
if I'm able to
come to your place.
1212
01:13:30,687 --> 01:13:32,587
I won't be here right up to
1213
01:13:32,589 --> 01:13:33,788
[voices are muted]
1214
01:13:33,790 --> 01:13:38,662
[soft music]
1215
01:14:02,253 --> 01:14:04,185
[laughter]
1216
01:14:04,187 --> 01:14:06,320
So, one day this beautiful woman
1217
01:14:06,322 --> 01:14:08,192
walks into a doctor's surgery.
1218
01:14:08,893 --> 01:14:13,328
In fact, she's so attractive that
the doctor loses all professionalism.
1219
01:14:13,330 --> 01:14:14,762
He says to her,
1220
01:14:14,764 --> 01:14:16,297
"Take down your trousers"
1221
01:14:16,299 --> 01:14:18,202
and begins to touch her thighs.
1222
01:14:18,936 --> 01:14:21,470
He says, "Do you know
what I'm doing now?"
1223
01:14:21,472 --> 01:14:23,741
She says, "Yes,
checking for abnormalities."
1224
01:14:24,942 --> 01:14:27,575
Then he asks her
to take off her bra,
1225
01:14:27,577 --> 01:14:30,479
- starts massaging her breasts.
- [audience hooting]
1226
01:14:30,481 --> 01:14:32,648
He says, "Do you know
what I'm doing now?"
1227
01:14:32,650 --> 01:14:34,786
She said,
"Yes, checking for cancer."
1228
01:14:36,286 --> 01:14:39,721
Then he got her to take her panties
off and laid her on the table
1229
01:14:39,723 --> 01:14:45,194
and starts having sex with her and
says, "Do you know what I am doing now?"
1230
01:14:45,196 --> 01:14:48,596
And she says, "Yes, getting
herpes, that's why I'm here."
1231
01:14:48,598 --> 01:14:50,567
[laughter]
1232
01:14:51,902 --> 01:14:53,872
A good friend of mine
told me that joke.
1233
01:14:55,339 --> 01:14:59,677
He was a great man before
he got all selfish and died.
1234
01:15:01,679 --> 01:15:06,280
The truth is,
he was like a father to me,
1235
01:15:06,282 --> 01:15:10,218
but he was a father
to his daughter Lily.
1236
01:15:10,220 --> 01:15:11,752
Just before he passed,
1237
01:15:11,754 --> 01:15:14,823
he walked his lovely daughter
down the aisle.
1238
01:15:14,825 --> 01:15:19,197
To me, he was granddad,
to Lily, he was dad.
1239
01:15:20,296 --> 01:15:25,499
But to you all,
he was simply Jackie.
1240
01:15:25,501 --> 01:15:26,603
[audience cheers]
1241
01:15:27,804 --> 01:15:30,271
[playing "Rocket (Skit)"
by Elli Ingram]
1242
01:15:30,273 --> 01:15:32,908
♪ Lay on the wing ♪
1243
01:15:32,910 --> 01:15:36,947
♪ Of a rocket to paradise ♪
1244
01:15:36,949 --> 01:15:38,879
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1245
01:15:38,881 --> 01:15:42,851
♪ Blue in the sky
Blue of his eye ♪
1246
01:15:42,853 --> 01:15:48,393
♪ My pilot who drives me high ♪
1247
01:15:49,326 --> 01:15:54,762
♪ Popcorn and apple pie
It's so divine ♪
1248
01:15:54,764 --> 01:15:57,468
♪ In this gold moonlight ♪
1249
01:16:00,004 --> 01:16:05,673
♪ Candy-colored clouds
There's no coming down ♪
1250
01:16:05,675 --> 01:16:08,409
♪ Let's stay for a while ♪
1251
01:16:08,411 --> 01:16:15,484
♪ Baby, I want you, you're
My world and my weakness ♪
1252
01:16:15,486 --> 01:16:22,724
♪ It's true, the captain of
This love is you ♪
1253
01:16:22,726 --> 01:16:27,561
♪ Fly me up
Throw me down in the stars ♪
1254
01:16:27,563 --> 01:16:29,733
♪ Flying first class with you ♪
1255
01:16:30,933 --> 01:16:37,976
♪ In the stars
Flying first class with you ♪
1256
01:16:41,077 --> 01:16:42,412
["Tucked"
by Sam Beveridge playing]
1257
01:16:43,613 --> 01:16:48,919
♪ I never told you
All about these scars of mine ♪
1258
01:16:56,393 --> 01:17:03,434
♪ Collected them quietly All
throughout My long and lonely time ♪
1259
01:17:09,005 --> 01:17:15,345
♪ But let me tell you
How they came to be ♪
1260
01:17:17,481 --> 01:17:20,852
♪ Let me show you the real me ♪
1261
01:17:24,588 --> 01:17:31,629
♪ And peacefully broken down From a
life That I've spent out on stage ♪
1262
01:17:38,602 --> 01:17:41,002
♪ But none of that matters now ♪
1263
01:17:41,004 --> 01:17:45,576
♪ Our history will be
Washed out in the waves ♪
1264
01:17:51,647 --> 01:17:57,754
♪ So hold me now
I will never let you go ♪
1265
01:17:59,790 --> 01:18:03,461
♪ You will be my final show ♪
1266
01:18:05,896 --> 01:18:12,437
♪ I tucked you
Away from it all ♪
1267
01:18:13,870 --> 01:18:17,841
♪ When you were so small ♪
1268
01:18:20,009 --> 01:18:27,181
♪ I tucked you
Away from it all ♪
1269
01:18:27,183 --> 01:18:32,456
♪ I tucked you discreetly away ♪
1270
01:18:49,106 --> 01:18:56,113
♪ I never got to see All your
childhood dreams Just coming true ♪
1271
01:19:03,152 --> 01:19:10,394
♪ Yet from so many miles apart I knew
exactly what You were going through ♪
1272
01:19:15,765 --> 01:19:22,706
♪ Because those same people That looked
at me with Judgment in their eyes ♪
1273
01:19:24,607 --> 01:19:28,612
♪ Although wearing my disguise ♪
1274
01:19:29,812 --> 01:19:36,853
♪ That's why I tucked you
Away from it all ♪
1275
01:19:38,722 --> 01:19:43,561
♪ When you were so small ♪
1276
01:19:44,760 --> 01:19:51,067
♪ I tucked you
Away from it all ♪
1277
01:19:52,035 --> 01:19:59,076
♪ I tucked you discreetly away ♪
1278
01:20:33,710 --> 01:20:40,618
♪ That's why I tucked you
Away from it all ♪
1279
01:20:42,119 --> 01:20:46,823
♪ When you were so small ♪
1280
01:20:48,291 --> 01:20:55,262
♪ I tucked you
Away from it all ♪
1281
01:20:55,264 --> 01:21:02,506
♪ I tucked you discreetly away ♪
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