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ONE, TWO, THREE, FOUR...
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ONE, TWO, THREE,
FOUR, FIVE, SIX.
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SHAKE IT, DUDE.
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[ ?????? ]
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TOO CONSERVATIVE.
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BRIAN!
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OKAY, BOYS.
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YOU'VE GOT
15 MINUTES.
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WHAT'VE YOU
GOT FOR ME?
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THE SCHULMANN
SHOE LAYOUT.
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YOU'RE GOING
TO LOVE IT.
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I'LL BE THE
JUDGE OF THAT.
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SORRY.
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YOU LOOKING
FOR SOMEONE?
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YEAH. THE SCHULMANN
SHOE MEETING.
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MR. RYDER SAID
I SHOULD SIT IN,
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LEARN A THING
OR TWO, HE SAID.
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WELL, BRIAN
IS THE BEST.
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THE BEST.
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THANKS, BRAD.
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UH, I-I'M BOB.
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I'M BRAD.
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I'M KIP THOMAS.
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I JUST STARTED HERE.
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WELL, SIT YOUR
ASS DOWN, KIP THOMAS.
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THE BOYS ARE
ABOUT TO PUT
ON A SHOW.
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SO...
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HOW DO WE MAKE
THIS FUCKING UGLY
SHOE EXCITING?
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THE SAME WAY WE
MADE THOSE FUCKING
UGLY RAINCOATS
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EXCITING
LAST MAY.
MODELS.
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BY TAKING YOUR
EYE OFF THIS SHOE...
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AND PUTTING IT
ON THIS FACE.
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YEAH, BUT T-THE
TROUBLE IS THAT WE'RE
NOT SELLING THIS FACE.
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WE'RE SELLING
THIS HIDEOUS SHOE.
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WHAT DO YOU THINK?
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UH, I LIKE IT.
IT'S, UM...
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IT'S REALLY GOOD.
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ONLY...
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ONLY?
ONLY?
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WELL, WHY TRY
AND HIDE WHAT
THE PRODUCT IS?
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GO ON.
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I'D JUST PHOTOGRAPH
THE SHOE.
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WITH MAYBE A...
A THOUGHT BUBBLE
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SAYING SOME-
THING LIKE, UH...
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"I'M NOT HIP...
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I'M A CLASSIC."
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BRIAN, MAY WE
CONTINUE, PLEASE?
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NO, YOU MAY NOT.
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Brian:
"I'M NOT HIP,
I'M A CLASSIC."
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YOU'VE GIVEN IT
PERSONALITY,
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WITH HUMOUR, AND
RETAINED ITS SO-
CALLED DIGNITY.
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HOW LONG HAVE
YOU BEEN HERE?
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UH, TWO MONTHS.
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YOU KNOW, THEY'VE
BEEN WORKING HERE
FOR TWO YEARS.
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DRAW IT UP.
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ME?
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HIM?
HIM?
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HIM.
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THE BOYS'LL HELP
YOU OUT.
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WON'T YOU,
BOYS?
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[ Chuckling ]
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YOU KNOW, I JUST
HAVE TO SAY
THAT A YEAR AGO
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I DON'T THINK
ANY OF US WOULD
HAVE DREAMED
THAT WE'D BE...
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SITTING HERE
PREGNANT. I
MEAN, IT'S...
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REALLY HAPPENED.
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THANKS TO TWO
TRUE TRAIL-
BLAZING PIONEERS,
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MELANIE
AND LINDSAY.
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NOW YOU'RE
ROLE MODELS.
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FOR US ALL.
THANK YOU.
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[ Clapping ]
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I WISH THEY'D
ALL LEAVE.
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SHH, YOU DON'T
WANT THEM TO
HEAR YOU.
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I DON'T CARE IF
THEY DO. WHY DID
WE GO THROUGH
WITH THIS?
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WE PLANNED IT FOR MONTHS.
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WE COULDN'T DISAPPOINT
FRANNY AND ZOE,
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HOW WOULD THEY FEEL?
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HOW DO YOU
THINK I FEEL?
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LIKE A LIAR
AND A FOOL.
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CAN WE TALK
ABOUT THIS LATER?
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SURE, HONEY,
LIKE EVERY-
THING ELSE.
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I'M GOING TO GO
SPIKE THE PUNCH.
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[ Sighing ]
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OH, IT'S
SO CUTE.
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[ Sighing ]
FRANNY'S SO
CUTE AND TINY.
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CHRIST, I HATE
CUTE AND TINY.
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OH, GOD.
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YOU'RE PROBABLY
HER BEST FRIEND.
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SINCE HIGH SCHOOL.
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OH, FUCK.
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I'LL DRINK
TO THAT.
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[ Laughing ]
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DON'T WORRY
ANYWAYS,
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I HATE CUTE
AND TINY, TOO.
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BABY LEATHER
JACKET, AH!
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THAT IS SO
ADORABLE!
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OH, CHRIST, I
WOULD JUST KILL
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FOR A CIGARETTE
RIGHT ABOUT NOW.
MMM.
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ALL THIS BABY
BUSINESS IS JUST
MAKING ME A
LITTLE CRAZY.
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WHY, BECAUSE
YOU WANT ONE?
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BECAUSE I
DON'T WANT ONE.
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DON'T GET ME
WRONG, I LIKE KIDS.
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OTHER PEOPLE'S KIDS.
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FOR ABOUT
10 MINUTES.
[ Chuckling ]
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I'M MORE OF
A CAREER DYKE
MYSELF.
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Melanie:
I USED TO SAY
THE SAME THING.
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THAT WAS UNTIL
WE HAD OUR SON.
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HMMM.
I'M MELANIE MARCUS.
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YEAH, I KNOW.
THE ROLE MODEL.
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I'M MARIANNE MacDONALD.
DEFINITELY NOT
A ROLE MODEL.
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WELL, GOOD
FOR YOU.
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THOUGH, I SUPPOSE
YOU COULD SAY
I AM "PC".
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THAT IS, IF
"PC" STANDS
FOR...
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"PERFORMS
CUNNILINGUS".
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[ Laughing ]
OH, GOD,
YOU'RE WICKED.
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THANK YOU.
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Gus:
[ Fussing ]
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Marianne:
SO...
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YOU WANT TO
SNEAK OUTSIDE
FOR A SMOKE
WITH ME?
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[ ?????? ]
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P-TOWN PARTY'S
COMING UP, BOYS.
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I'LL MAKE THE
RESERVATIONS,
AS USUAL.
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FOR THE THREE OF US.
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THREE OF US?
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YEAH, ME AND
EMMETT AND TED.
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OH, WE NEED
SOMEONE OLDER
TO CHAPERONE.
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WHAT SPARKLING
WIT. I LIVE FOR
YOUR REPARTEE.
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AND WHAT ABOUT ME?
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YOU CAN'T GO.
WHY NOT?
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YOU'RE IN A
RELATIONSHIP.
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OR HAVE YOU FORGOTTEN?
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NO MORE FUN
FOR YO-OU.
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OH. DAVID SAID
I COULD GO,
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AS LONG AS
I BEHAVE MYSELF.
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[ Scoffing ]
WELL THEN, WHAT'S
THE POINT OF GOING?
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JUST MEANS MORE
MEN FOR ME AND EM.
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RIGHT, EM?
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HUH?
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OH, YEAH, YEAH.
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WHAT'S THE
MATTER WITH YOU?
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HE'S GOT
RAZOR-BURN
ON HIS BALLS.
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I'M FINE.
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I'M FINE.
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WELL THEN GET
YOUR ASS ON THE
DANCE FLOOR.
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YOU'RE COMING?
OR DO WE HAVE
TO CARRY YOU?
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I JUST, UH,
I-I JUST WANT TO
FINISH MY DRINK.
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[ ?????? ]
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H-HI, IT'S EMMETT.
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HELP!
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THEY'RE MAKING PLANS
TO GO TO P-TOWN.
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AND I-I... WANT TO GO.
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UH, ALL THOSE MEN...
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ALL THOSE DRUGS.
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SORRY.
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AND THAT'S NOT
THE WORST OF IT.
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TODAY I ALMOST
SOLD THE WATCH MY
GRANDFATHER GAVE ME
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ON HIS
DEATHBED...
[ Clearing
of throat ]
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TO BUY A
TICKET FOR...
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BARBRA'S ABSOLUTELY
FINAL FAREWELL,
I-SWEAR-TO-GOD-
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THIS-IS-IT
CONCERT.
I MEAN,
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I CAN BARELY SURVIVE
ON MY WEEK'S SALARY
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AND I-I'M GOING TO HELP
FILL MRS. BROLIN'S COFFER?
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SICK.
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I'M SICK.
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BUT THERE'S A CURE.
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THAT'S WHY YOU CAME
TO "SEE THE LIGHT".
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BELIEVE ME,
I KNOW HOW
YOU FEEL.
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I'VE BEEN THERE.
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LOOK AT THIS.
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WHAT DO YOU SEE?
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A PICTURE OF A DRAG QUEEN.
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OR YOUR MOTHER.
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THAT WAS ME.
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NO-O-O! COME ON!
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BUT YOU'RE SO...
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STRAIGHT? THANK YOU.
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I KEEP THIS PHOTO
AS A REMINDER OF
MY FORMER LIFE.
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BUT EVEN THEN,
I KNEW UNDER
ALL THOSE WIGS
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AND THOSE
FABULOUS GOWNS,
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THERE WAS A CONSERVATIVE,
REPUBLICAN COMPUTER
ANALYST DYING TO BE FREE.
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THAT'S WHAT
"SEE THE LIGHT"
DID FOR ME.
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AND IT CAN DO
THE SAME FOR YOU,
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IF YOU'RE
SERIOUS.
I AM.
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I AM SERIOUS.
I SWEAR TO GOD.
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GOOD. BUT DON'T
FOOL YOURSELF.
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IT WON'T BE EASY.
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AT SOME POINT
YOU MAY EVEN
HAVE TO EXTRICATE
YOURSELF FROM...
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CERTAIN CORRUPT INFLUENCES.
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YOU MEAN MY FRIENDS?
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ARE THEY REALLY
YOUR FRIENDS
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IF THEY LEAD YOU
INTO TEMPTATION?
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WELL, THEY NEVER
DO IT DELIBERATELY.
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EMMETT, IF YOU
SEE THE LIGHT
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YOU MUSTN'T
ALLOW ANYTHING
OR ANYONE
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TO DIVERT YOU
FROM THE PATH.
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THANK YOU, MATT,
FOR YOUR SUPPORT.
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HEY, THAT'S
WHY I'M HERE,
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TO MAKE SURE
YOU DON'T SLIP.
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BRIAN.
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YOU CEO OF
THE COMPANY YET?
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[ Chuckling ]
AH, GIVE ME
A WEEK OR TWO.
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SO, MR. RYDER TOLD ME
YOU'RE REALLY GOING TO USE
MY IDEAS FOR THE SHOE ADS.
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I'LL STEAL ANYTHING GOOD
AND PUT MY NAME ON IT.
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THAT'S GREAT. ALTHOUGH
BOB AND BRAD AREN'T
TOO HAPPY ABOUT IT.
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WELL, PEOPLE WITH NO
TALENT USUALLY AREN'T
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WHEN SOMEONE WITH REAL
TALENT COMES ALONG.
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YEAH, I HEAR YOU'RE
PRETTY TALENTED YOURSELF.
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IN FACT,
YOU HAVE A
REPUTATION.
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I DO?
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FOR BEING THE
BEST ACCOUNT EXEC
IN THE COMPANY.
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YEAH. THAT TOO.
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AND THAT'S WHY
I ASKED IF I COULD
WORK WITH YOU.
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I THOUGHT RYDER
ASSIGNED YOU.
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YEAH. I, UH...
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LIED.
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COME HERE
FOR A SECOND,
I WANT TO SHOW
YOU SOMETHING.
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THIS IS A
NEW CAMPAIGN
WE'RE STARTING
FOR LIBERTY AIR.
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I WANT YOU
ON THE TEAM.
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OH, MY GOD. THAT'S...
TH-THAT'S... FANTASTIC!
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WOW.
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HOW CAN I EVER THANK YOU?
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BY DOING
A GOOD JOB.
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YOU CAN COUNT ON IT.
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[ Closing of door ]
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I JUST WANT
YOU TO KNOW
THAT YOU CAN...
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YOU CAN COUNT ON
ME FOR ANYTHING.
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DAY OR NIGHT.
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WELL, YOU REALLY ARE
GOING FOR THE GOLD WATCH.
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I MEAN IT.
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[ Dropping of papers ]
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BECAUSE I THINK
YOU'RE REALLY...
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REALLY AMAZING.
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WHAT ARE
YOU DOING?
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SHIT.
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I'M SORRY, UM...
235
00:10:34,200 --> 00:10:35,201
I DIDN'T MEAN
TO, UH...
236
00:10:36,702 --> 00:10:38,204
LOOK, I-I DON'T
KNOW WHAT I
WAS THINKING.
237
00:10:42,208 --> 00:10:45,211
YEAH, WELL...
WHATEVER IT WAS,
238
00:10:45,211 --> 00:10:46,212
YOU THOUGHT WRONG.
239
00:10:48,214 --> 00:10:51,217
BECAUSE...
I'M THE ONE...
240
00:10:51,717 --> 00:10:52,718
WHO MAKES THE
FIRST MOVE.
241
00:10:52,718 --> 00:11:01,727
[ ?????? ]
242
00:11:01,727 --> 00:11:03,729
?? YEAH, COME ON, COME ON ??
243
00:11:05,231 --> 00:11:06,232
?? COME ON, COME ON ??
244
00:11:07,233 --> 00:11:08,734
?? COME ON, COME ON ??
245
00:11:08,734 --> 00:11:33,259
[ ?????? ]
246
00:11:33,259 --> 00:11:35,761
YOU FUCKED HIM
IN YOUR OFFICE?
247
00:11:35,761 --> 00:11:38,264
HE WAS THE BEST THING
TO COME ACROSS MY DESK
IN A LONG TIME.
248
00:11:38,264 --> 00:11:39,765
YOU'RE UNBELIEVABLE.
249
00:11:39,765 --> 00:11:41,767
YEAH, THAT'S
WHAT HE SAID.
250
00:11:41,767 --> 00:11:43,769
I DIDN'T MEAN IT
LIKE THAT.
DON'T TELL ME
251
00:11:43,769 --> 00:11:46,272
NO ONE'S EVER HAD A
"BIG O" AT THE BIG Q.
252
00:11:46,272 --> 00:11:49,275
I WOULDN'T KNOW.
WELL, I WOULD.
FROM FIRST-HAND,
253
00:11:49,275 --> 00:11:51,777
AND I MEAN,
"FIRST-HAND"
EXPERIENCE.
254
00:11:51,777 --> 00:11:53,279
ARE YOU SAYING...
255
00:11:53,279 --> 00:11:55,281
YOU REMEMBER LAST
CHRISTMAS WHEN I
CAME TO PICK YOU UP
256
00:11:55,281 --> 00:11:57,283
AND YOU WERE
SETTING UP FOR
SANTA'S WORKSHOP?
257
00:11:57,283 --> 00:11:59,285
NOT SANTA, DON'T TELL
ME YOU FUCKED SANTA!
258
00:12:00,786 --> 00:12:03,289
AH, EVEN I
WOULDN'T DO THAT.
259
00:12:04,790 --> 00:12:06,292
I'M NOT INTO FAT.
260
00:12:06,292 --> 00:12:07,793
HIS ELF.
261
00:12:07,793 --> 00:12:09,295
YOU DIDN'T!
262
00:12:09,295 --> 00:12:11,297
WHAT HE LACKED IN FEET
HE MADE UP FOR IN INCHES.
263
00:12:12,798 --> 00:12:14,300
I DON'T WANT TO KNOW.
264
00:12:14,300 --> 00:12:15,801
[ Chuckling ]
265
00:12:15,801 --> 00:12:17,803
BUT YOU BETTER
BE CAREFUL.
266
00:12:17,803 --> 00:12:20,306
I MEAN, DOING IT IN
YOUR OFFICE MAY BE A
LITTLE TOO HIGH-RISK,
267
00:12:20,306 --> 00:12:22,308
EVEN FOR YOU.
268
00:12:22,308 --> 00:12:25,311
BUT HE ASKED FOR IT,
HE CAME ON TO ME.
269
00:12:25,311 --> 00:12:26,812
I GAVE HIM A GREAT
OPPORTUNITY,
270
00:12:26,812 --> 00:12:28,314
AND A GREAT FUCK.
271
00:12:28,314 --> 00:12:29,815
HE HAS NO COMPLAINTS.
272
00:12:31,817 --> 00:12:34,320
WELL, IT WAS OUR
PLEASURE, FRANNY.
273
00:12:34,320 --> 00:12:35,821
YEAH, WE HAD FUN TOO.
274
00:12:36,822 --> 00:12:38,824
SO, I GUESS
IT'S ANY DAY NOW.
275
00:12:38,824 --> 00:12:42,328
WELL WHEN IT
HAPPENS, DON'T
WORRY. WE'LL BE
THERE, OKAY?
276
00:12:42,328 --> 00:12:43,329
LOVE TO ZOE.
277
00:12:43,829 --> 00:12:46,332
AND MEL SENDS
HER LOVE TOO.
278
00:12:46,332 --> 00:12:47,833
OKAY. BYE!
279
00:12:50,336 --> 00:12:52,838
FRANNY AND ZOE
SEND THEIR LOVE.
THAT'S NICE.
280
00:12:52,838 --> 00:12:54,840
THEY REALLY
APPRECIATED
THE SHOWER
281
00:12:54,840 --> 00:12:57,343
AND THEY REALLY
LIKED THE MOBILE
I MADE FOR
OVER THE CRIB.
282
00:12:57,343 --> 00:12:58,844
DON'T YOU EVER GET TIRED
OF BEING CHEERY?
283
00:13:00,846 --> 00:13:02,848
YOU HAVE NO IDEA.
284
00:13:04,350 --> 00:13:06,352
WELL, I'M TIRED. I'M
TIRED OF PUTTING IN
THESE EXTRA HOURS
285
00:13:06,852 --> 00:13:08,354
SO YOU CAN BE WITH
THE BABY, SO WHY
DON'T YOU JUST GO,
286
00:13:08,354 --> 00:13:10,856
BE WITH
THE BABY?
IT'S NOT JUST FOR ME.
287
00:13:10,856 --> 00:13:12,858
I WISH YOU'D STOP SAYING
THAT. IT'S SO GUS...
288
00:13:12,858 --> 00:13:15,361
CAN BE RAISED BY
ONE OF HIS MOMMIES
INSTEAD OF A STRANGER.
289
00:13:15,361 --> 00:13:17,863
NOW CAN I PLEASE
JUST GET BACK TO WORK?
290
00:13:17,863 --> 00:13:19,865
NOT UNTIL YOU APOLOGIZE
FOR THE WAY YOU
BEHAVED AT THE SHOWER.
291
00:13:21,367 --> 00:13:22,368
HOW DID I BEHAVE?
292
00:13:22,368 --> 00:13:23,869
YOU WERE RUDE.
293
00:13:23,869 --> 00:13:25,371
CRITICAL, HALF
THE TIME YOU
WEREN'T EVEN THERE.
294
00:13:25,371 --> 00:13:27,873
WHAT ABOUT YOUR
BEHAVIOUR? SMILING
AND GRACIOUS AS EVER,
295
00:13:27,873 --> 00:13:28,874
AS IF NOTHING'S WRONG.
296
00:13:28,874 --> 00:13:30,376
OH, PLENTY IS WRONG.
297
00:13:30,376 --> 00:13:31,377
WE JUST DON'T HAVE TO SHARE
IT WITH OUR FRIENDS.
298
00:13:31,377 --> 00:13:33,379
WELL, MAYBE WE SHOULD.
299
00:13:33,379 --> 00:13:34,380
MAYBE OUR FRIENDS
SHOULD KNOW THAT
THEIR ROLE MODELS
300
00:13:34,880 --> 00:13:36,382
AREN'T SO
PERFECT AFTER ALL.
301
00:13:38,384 --> 00:13:39,885
WHERE ARE
YOU GOING?
302
00:13:39,885 --> 00:13:40,886
FOR A SMOKE.
303
00:13:47,893 --> 00:13:50,896
"SHAVING RYAN'S PRIVATES",
"GOOD DICK HUNTING",
304
00:13:50,896 --> 00:13:52,898
"AS BIG AS IT GETS".
305
00:13:52,898 --> 00:13:53,899
IT DID GET BIG.
306
00:13:54,900 --> 00:13:55,901
GONE!
307
00:13:56,902 --> 00:13:59,905
OH, "FATAL ERECTION".
FILM CLASSIC.
308
00:14:01,407 --> 00:14:03,909
I DON'T SUPPOSE IT
WOULD DO ANY HARM TO...
309
00:14:03,909 --> 00:14:05,411
NO. GONE.
310
00:14:06,912 --> 00:14:09,915
[ Sighing ]
STERLING SILVER COCK RING.
311
00:14:10,416 --> 00:14:12,418
LOOKED FABULOUS ON.
312
00:14:12,418 --> 00:14:15,421
BUT IT DID REQUIRE
A LOT OF POLISHING, SO...
313
00:14:15,421 --> 00:14:16,922
GONE!
314
00:14:17,423 --> 00:14:17,923
HI, EM!
315
00:14:18,424 --> 00:14:20,426
OH, HI.
316
00:14:20,426 --> 00:14:21,427
I JUST CAME BY
TO GET THE MAIL.
317
00:14:21,427 --> 00:14:24,430
AH, IT'S RIGHT THERE.
318
00:14:24,430 --> 00:14:26,432
AND WANTED TO SEE
IF YOU WANTED TO
GRAB A BITE TO...
319
00:14:29,435 --> 00:14:29,935
WHAT'RE YOU DOING?
320
00:14:31,437 --> 00:14:32,938
SPRING CLEANING.
321
00:14:32,938 --> 00:14:34,440
IT'S DECEMBER.
322
00:14:34,440 --> 00:14:37,443
YEAH, I-I'M JUST...
I'M DONATING SOME
THINGS TO THE HOMELESS
323
00:14:37,443 --> 00:14:38,944
SO...
[ Chuckling ]
324
00:14:42,448 --> 00:14:45,451
BLACK LEATHER
CHAPS, PORN TAPES,
325
00:14:50,456 --> 00:14:51,957
AND A DOUBLE-
HEADED DILDO.
326
00:14:51,957 --> 00:14:53,459
[ Snorting ]
WELL, YOU ARE
GOING TO MAKE
327
00:14:53,459 --> 00:14:55,461
SOME LUCKY BAG
LADY VERY HAPPY.
328
00:14:57,463 --> 00:15:00,466
ALL RIGHT, UH,
MIGHT AS WELL BE
STRAIGHT WITH YOU.
329
00:15:00,466 --> 00:15:00,966
STRAIGHT.
STRAIGHT.
330
00:15:02,968 --> 00:15:03,969
IT'S NOT IMPOS-
SIBLE, YOU KNOW.
331
00:15:06,472 --> 00:15:07,973
LOOK, I-I KNOW YOU
GUYS ARE MY FRIENDS,
332
00:15:07,973 --> 00:15:10,976
AND YOU'LL SUPPORT ME IN
ANYTHING I CHOOSE TO DO.
333
00:15:10,976 --> 00:15:12,478
OF COURSE.
334
00:15:12,478 --> 00:15:13,979
WEREN'T WE THERE
TO CHEER YOU ON
335
00:15:13,979 --> 00:15:15,481
WHEN YOU PAINTED
YOUR TOENAILS MAGENTA?
336
00:15:18,484 --> 00:15:24,990
I'VE DECIDED THAT I NEED
TO EXPLORE THE PART
OF ME THAT ISN'T GAY.
337
00:15:24,990 --> 00:15:27,493
AND WHAT PART,
PRAY TELL,
WOULD THAT BE?
338
00:15:27,493 --> 00:15:31,497
SO, UM, I'M, UH...
I'VE JOINED THIS GROUP,
"SEE THE LIGHT".
339
00:15:31,497 --> 00:15:32,498
OH, SHIT.
340
00:15:33,999 --> 00:15:36,502
A-AND THEY'RE GOING
TO HELP ME FIND MY WAY
BACK TO MY TRUE SELF.
341
00:15:36,502 --> 00:15:38,504
WHO YOU ARE IS
YOUR TRUE SELF.
342
00:15:38,504 --> 00:15:41,006
NO, T-THIS IS WHO I'VE
ALLOWED MYSELF TO BECOME.
343
00:15:41,006 --> 00:15:42,508
THAT'S BULLSHIT!
344
00:15:42,508 --> 00:15:44,009
THEY SAID YOU
MIGHT REACT BADLY.
345
00:15:44,009 --> 00:15:46,512
YEAH, WHAT ELSE
DIDTHEYSAY?
346
00:15:46,512 --> 00:15:48,514
THAT I COULD BE
THE PERSON GOD
WANTS ME TO BE.
347
00:15:48,514 --> 00:15:50,516
JESUS, EMMETT,
THEY'RE BRAIN-
WASHING YOU.
348
00:15:50,516 --> 00:15:54,520
NO, THEY'RE NOT.
TH-THEY'RE...
THEY'RE VERY...
VERY NICE PEOPLE.
349
00:15:54,520 --> 00:15:57,022
YEAH, WHO JUST
HAPPEN TO WANT
EVERY GAY PERSON
ON EARTH ANNIHILATED.
350
00:15:57,022 --> 00:15:59,525
THEY HAVEN'T OFFERED YOU ANY
KOOL-AID YET, HAVE THEY?
351
00:15:59,525 --> 00:16:02,027
YOU KNOW, I
REALLY DON'T
APPRECIATE
BEING MOCKED.
352
00:16:05,531 --> 00:16:07,533
THAT'S THE NAPKIN
THAT LIZA AUTO-
GRAPHED TO YOU.
353
00:16:07,533 --> 00:16:08,534
GONE.
354
00:16:12,037 --> 00:16:13,038
Ted:
THIS IS ALL MY FAULT.
355
00:16:13,539 --> 00:16:16,041
I'M THE ONE WHO
BEGGED HIM TO
COME WITH ME
FOR MY HIV TEST.
356
00:16:16,542 --> 00:16:18,043
IF HE HADN'T
HAD THAT SCARE,
THIS NEVER WOULD
HAVE HAPPENED.
357
00:16:18,544 --> 00:16:21,547
YOU'RE NOT
RESPONSIBLE
FOR HIM LOSING
HIS MIND.
358
00:16:21,547 --> 00:16:23,048
MAYBE ALL HE
NEEDS IS ONE
GOOD FUCK
359
00:16:23,048 --> 00:16:24,049
AND HE'LL FORGET
ALL ABOUT THIS.
360
00:16:27,052 --> 00:16:28,554
LOOK AT THIS.
361
00:16:28,554 --> 00:16:30,556
ZACK O'TOOL
IS IN A PLAY.
362
00:16:30,556 --> 00:16:32,558
THE PORN STAR?
363
00:16:32,558 --> 00:16:35,561
I HAVE HIS ENTIRE
OEUVREON DVD.
364
00:16:35,561 --> 00:16:37,563
I DIDN'T KNOW
HE COULD TALK.
365
00:16:37,563 --> 00:16:39,064
I WONDER
WHAT KIND OF
PLAY IT IS.
366
00:16:39,064 --> 00:16:40,065
WELL WHAT KIND
OF PLAY DO YOU
THINK SOMETHING
367
00:16:40,566 --> 00:16:42,067
CALLED "TWELVE
HORNY MEN" IS?
368
00:16:44,069 --> 00:16:45,571
WHY DON'T WE
FIND OUT?
369
00:16:45,571 --> 00:16:46,572
Melanie:
[ Sighing ]
370
00:16:48,073 --> 00:16:50,075
THAT FEELS SO GOOD.
371
00:16:51,577 --> 00:16:53,579
THERE ARE TIMES
I WOULD DO ANYTHING
372
00:16:53,579 --> 00:16:54,580
FOR A CIGARETTE.
373
00:16:56,081 --> 00:16:58,083
WELL, THAT'S
GOOD TO KNOW.
374
00:17:02,588 --> 00:17:04,590
SO, WHY DON'T
YOU INDULGE
YOURSELF
375
00:17:04,590 --> 00:17:06,592
WHEN YOU
FEEL LIKE IT?
376
00:17:06,592 --> 00:17:09,595
AH, I GAVE UP
SMOKING WHEN
THE BABY CAME.
377
00:17:09,595 --> 00:17:11,597
LINDSAY WAS CON-
CERNED ABOUT SECOND-
HAND SMOKE AND...
378
00:17:11,597 --> 00:17:13,599
SHE'S RIGHT.
IS LINDSAY ONE
OF THESE PEOPLE
379
00:17:14,099 --> 00:17:15,601
WHO IS ALWAYS
INFURIATINGLY
RIGHT?
380
00:17:15,601 --> 00:17:17,603
ABOUT ALMOST
EVERYTHING,
DAMN HER.
381
00:17:24,610 --> 00:17:26,111
IT'S JUST
THAT YOU WERE
SUCH A RELIEF,
382
00:17:26,612 --> 00:17:28,113
I MEAN, AT
THE SHOWER
383
00:17:28,113 --> 00:17:31,116
EVERYONE
TALKING BABIES,
BREATHING BABIES.
384
00:17:31,116 --> 00:17:32,618
YES, IT WAS A
BIT OPPRESSIVE.
385
00:17:32,618 --> 00:17:34,620
I MEAN, DON'T
GET ME WRONG.
I LOVE MY SON.
386
00:17:34,620 --> 00:17:37,122
BUT SOMETIMES...
SOMETIMES,
387
00:17:37,122 --> 00:17:38,624
YOU JUST NEED
SOMETHING ELSE.
388
00:17:47,132 --> 00:17:48,634
DO YOU MIND IF
I BUM ANOTHER?
389
00:17:48,634 --> 00:17:50,135
HAVE THE WHOLE PACK.
390
00:17:50,636 --> 00:17:52,638
[ Chuckling ]
NO, THAT'S OKAY,
ONE'LL DO.
391
00:17:54,139 --> 00:17:55,140
THANK YOU.
392
00:17:57,643 --> 00:17:59,144
[ Exhaling ]
393
00:17:59,645 --> 00:18:01,146
"M.M."?
YEAH.
394
00:18:01,146 --> 00:18:03,148
YOU, ME AND
MARILYN MONROE.
395
00:18:03,148 --> 00:18:05,651
WE ALL HAVE THE
SAME INITIALS.
396
00:18:05,651 --> 00:18:07,653
SO, WHAT DO YOU
THINK IT MEANS?
397
00:18:07,653 --> 00:18:09,655
JESUS, THAT TWO OUT OF
THREE OF US ARE DYKES.
398
00:18:10,656 --> 00:18:12,157
YOU KNOW, I
ACTUALLY HEARD...
399
00:18:12,157 --> 00:18:14,660
NO, STOP. OH GOD!
400
00:18:14,660 --> 00:18:16,662
I'M SERIOUS.
401
00:18:16,662 --> 00:18:17,663
[ Laughing ]
402
00:18:17,663 --> 00:18:19,665
WELL, I THINK
THAT THIS IS FATE.
403
00:18:20,165 --> 00:18:21,166
JUST WHEN YOU
NEEDED SOMEONE
404
00:18:21,166 --> 00:18:22,668
TO TELL YOUR TROUBLES TO.
405
00:18:25,671 --> 00:18:27,673
NOT THAT YOU
HAVE TO TELL ME,
406
00:18:27,673 --> 00:18:29,675
CONSIDERING
I AM YOUR NEW
BEST FRIEND
407
00:18:29,675 --> 00:18:30,676
AND WEED PUSHER.
408
00:18:32,678 --> 00:18:33,679
LOOK, EVERYONE
HAS THEIR, UH...
409
00:18:36,181 --> 00:18:37,182
YEAH, I KNOW.
410
00:18:38,684 --> 00:18:40,185
AND WAIT TILL YOU
GET A LOAD OF MINE.
411
00:18:44,189 --> 00:18:46,692
BUT I WANT
YOU TO KNOW
SOMETHING.
412
00:18:46,692 --> 00:18:49,194
THAT WHATEVER'S SAID
HERE AT THIS TABLE
413
00:18:49,194 --> 00:18:50,696
DOESN'T GO ANY FURTHER.
414
00:18:52,197 --> 00:18:53,198
GIRL SCOUT'S HONOUR.
415
00:18:58,203 --> 00:18:59,204
[ Clinking of glasses ]
416
00:19:02,708 --> 00:19:04,710
HOW LONG HAVE
YOU KNOWN ME?
417
00:19:04,710 --> 00:19:06,211
I DON'T DO DATES.
418
00:19:08,213 --> 00:19:09,715
IT'S NOT A DATE.
419
00:19:09,715 --> 00:19:11,717
I JUST WANT TO KNOW
IF YOU WANT TO COME
TO BABYLON WITH ME.
420
00:19:17,723 --> 00:19:19,224
THE ANSWER'S NO.
421
00:19:19,224 --> 00:19:20,726
I HAVE WORK TO DO.
422
00:19:20,726 --> 00:19:22,227
SINCE WHEN
HAS THAT EVER
STOPPED YOU?
423
00:19:23,729 --> 00:19:26,231
I THOUGHT YOU
WERE STUDYING
FOR YOUR S.A.T.s.
424
00:19:26,231 --> 00:19:28,233
DANCING HELPS
ME CONCENTRATE.
425
00:19:30,736 --> 00:19:32,237
SERIOUSLY.
426
00:19:32,237 --> 00:19:34,239
HEY, IT RELEASES
CERTAIN ENDORPHINS
427
00:19:34,239 --> 00:19:35,741
SO THAT I
CAN STUDY...
428
00:19:35,741 --> 00:19:37,743
HARDER AND
FOR LONGER
PERIODS OF TIME.
429
00:19:37,743 --> 00:19:39,745
HMM, SO BABYLON
IS GOOD FOR
YOUR HEALTH.
430
00:19:39,745 --> 00:19:41,246
MMM-HMM.
YEAH, THAT'S
A NEW ONE.
431
00:19:41,246 --> 00:19:42,247
[ Buzz of doorbell ]
432
00:19:42,748 --> 00:19:43,248
I'LL GET IT.
433
00:19:47,252 --> 00:19:48,253
I'LL GET IT.
434
00:19:49,755 --> 00:19:50,756
YEAH?
435
00:19:50,756 --> 00:19:52,758
Hey, it's Kip.
436
00:19:52,758 --> 00:19:54,760
WHO?
IT'S NONE OF
YOUR BUSINESS.
437
00:19:54,760 --> 00:19:58,263
KIP?
AND IT IS
BUSINESS,
438
00:19:58,263 --> 00:20:00,265
BELIEVE IT
OR NOT.
439
00:20:00,265 --> 00:20:02,267
I GUESS I'LL JUST
HAVE TO FIND SOMEONE
ELSE TO DANCE WITH.
440
00:20:02,267 --> 00:20:03,769
IT SHOULDN'T
BE A PROBLEM.
441
00:20:03,769 --> 00:20:05,270
AND THEN YOU
CAN STUDY...
442
00:20:05,270 --> 00:20:07,272
LONGER
AND HARDER.
[ Grunt ]
443
00:20:07,272 --> 00:20:08,273
[ Humming of elevator ]
444
00:20:12,778 --> 00:20:13,779
HEY.
445
00:20:16,782 --> 00:20:17,783
YOU HAVE ANY
TROUBLE FINDING IT?
446
00:20:17,783 --> 00:20:19,785
NO, YOUR
DIRECTIONS
WERE PERFECT.
447
00:20:19,785 --> 00:20:20,786
GOOD, YOU BROUGHT
YOUR WORK.
448
00:20:25,791 --> 00:20:26,792
MAN, THIS
IS AWESOME.
449
00:20:29,294 --> 00:20:30,796
WOULD YOU LIKE
SOMETHING
TO DRINK?
450
00:20:30,796 --> 00:20:32,297
YEAH, YOU
GOT A BEER?
YEAH.
451
00:20:35,801 --> 00:20:37,302
SO, IF YOU DON'T
MIND MY ASKING,
452
00:20:37,302 --> 00:20:38,804
HOW MUCH DOES
A PLACE LIKE
THIS COST?
453
00:20:41,306 --> 00:20:43,308
MORE THAN YOU
CAN AFFORD ON
YOUR CURRENT SALARY.
454
00:20:44,810 --> 00:20:45,811
YEAH, BUT
NOT FOR LONG.
455
00:20:48,814 --> 00:20:50,816
YEAH.
456
00:20:50,816 --> 00:20:52,317
I'M SURE YOU'RE
GOING TO GO FAR.
457
00:20:54,820 --> 00:20:56,822
YOU MIND IF I TAKE
A LOOK AROUND?
458
00:20:56,822 --> 00:20:57,823
GO AHEAD.
459
00:20:59,324 --> 00:21:00,826
I'LL BE RIGHT WITH YOU.
460
00:21:16,842 --> 00:21:17,843
SO...
461
00:21:19,845 --> 00:21:20,345
WHY DON'T WE, UH...
462
00:21:22,347 --> 00:21:22,848
GET...
463
00:21:26,852 --> 00:21:27,853
STARTED?
464
00:21:27,853 --> 00:21:29,354
THAT'S JUST WHAT
I HAD IN MIND.
465
00:21:31,857 --> 00:21:34,860
WE'VE BEEN LOCKED
IN THIS JURY ROOM
FOR THREE DAYS.
466
00:21:35,360 --> 00:21:37,362
THREE DAYS TRYING
TO REACH A VERDICT.
467
00:21:39,865 --> 00:21:41,867
THREE DAYS WITH
NO HUMAN CONTACT.
468
00:21:43,869 --> 00:21:45,871
THREE DAYS BREATHING
THE AIR IN HERE,
469
00:21:47,372 --> 00:21:50,375
THICK WITH THE
SMELL OF MAN-STENCH.
470
00:21:51,376 --> 00:21:52,377
SPEAKING OF
STENCH,
471
00:21:52,878 --> 00:21:54,379
YOU EVER HEARD
SUCH DIALOGUE?
472
00:21:54,379 --> 00:21:55,380
SHH, IT'S
BRILLIANT.
473
00:21:56,381 --> 00:21:58,884
WELL, THERE'S
ONLY ONE WAY
474
00:21:58,884 --> 00:21:59,885
TO BREAK THIS DEADLOCK.
475
00:22:04,890 --> 00:22:06,892
Audience:
AH-H-H!
476
00:22:06,892 --> 00:22:07,893
OO-OH-H-H!
477
00:22:08,393 --> 00:22:09,895
[ Groans/sighs ]
478
00:22:09,895 --> 00:22:11,396
[ Clapping/Cheering ]
WOW!
479
00:22:23,909 --> 00:22:26,411
THIS MUST BE HOW
THEY REACHED
THE VERDICT IN
THE O.J. TRIAL.
480
00:22:27,913 --> 00:22:30,415
THAT'S WHAT I
CALL A HUNG JURY.
481
00:22:30,415 --> 00:22:31,917
BRAVO!
482
00:22:31,917 --> 00:22:32,918
[ Cheering/whistles ]
483
00:22:43,929 --> 00:22:44,930
[ Mixed chatter ]
484
00:22:51,436 --> 00:22:55,440
UH... UH...
THAT WAS A VERY
INTERESTING PLAY.
485
00:22:55,440 --> 00:22:58,443
TO ME IT CHALLENGES
THE VERY NATURE OF
OUR LEGAL SYSTEM
AND ASKS,
486
00:22:58,443 --> 00:23:00,445
"IS IT IN FACT
POSSIBLE TO RECEIVE
A FAIR TRIAL?"
487
00:23:00,445 --> 00:23:04,950
OH, I'D SAY OUR
JUDICIAL BRANCH
IS IN FINE SHAPE.
488
00:23:06,451 --> 00:23:07,452
SO, WOULD YOU
LIKE ME TO SIGN
YOUR PROGRAMMES?
489
00:23:08,954 --> 00:23:12,457
UH, ACTUALLY,
UH, MR. O'TOOL?
[ Snorting ]
490
00:23:12,457 --> 00:23:14,459
I CAN'T BELIEVE I'M
ACTUALLY TALKING
TO ZACK O'TOOL.
491
00:23:16,461 --> 00:23:20,465
WE WERE WONDERING
IF YOU EVER DID
PERSONAL APPEARANCES?
492
00:23:20,465 --> 00:23:23,468
I'M CUTTING THE
RIBBON AT A NEW
"BED, BONDAGE AND
BEYOND" ON SATURDAY.
493
00:23:23,468 --> 00:23:25,971
UH, NO, WE...
WE MEANT MORE...
494
00:23:26,471 --> 00:23:28,974
PERSONAL...
APPEARANCES.
495
00:23:29,474 --> 00:23:31,476
YOU SEE, A...
A... VERY GOOD
FRIEND OF OURS
496
00:23:31,476 --> 00:23:34,479
IS HAVING
CERTAIN DOUBTS
ABOUT HIMSELF
497
00:23:34,479 --> 00:23:36,982
AND SINCE YOU
ARE HIS VERY
FAVOURITE,
498
00:23:37,482 --> 00:23:38,984
FAVOURITE
PORN STAR,
499
00:23:38,984 --> 00:23:40,986
WE THOUGHT
A VISIT FROM
YOU MIGHT...
500
00:23:40,986 --> 00:23:42,487
TELL HIM TO
COME SEE MY SHOW.
501
00:23:42,487 --> 00:23:43,989
OR WAIT TILL
NEXT MONTH,
502
00:23:43,989 --> 00:23:47,492
I'M MAKING MY
SHAKESPEAREAN DEBUT
AS "CORIOL-ANUS".
503
00:23:47,492 --> 00:23:49,494
Crowd:
OO-OO-OH!
504
00:23:49,494 --> 00:23:51,496
W-WELL IT MIGHT
BE TOO LATE
BY THEN.
505
00:23:51,496 --> 00:23:52,497
HE NEEDS YOU NOW.
506
00:23:53,999 --> 00:23:55,500
WE'LL PAY,
$1,000.
507
00:23:55,500 --> 00:23:57,002
Michael:
ARE YOU OUT
508
00:23:57,002 --> 00:23:59,004
OF YOUR
FUCKING MIND?
NO, BUT EMMETT IS.
509
00:24:01,506 --> 00:25:02,067
[ ?????? ]
510
00:25:02,067 --> 00:25:03,068
WELL?
511
00:25:14,079 --> 00:25:14,579
MEL?
512
00:25:17,082 --> 00:25:18,083
SORRY TO WAKE YOU.
513
00:25:19,584 --> 00:25:21,086
YOU LEFT SO ANGRY.
514
00:25:21,586 --> 00:25:23,088
[ Sighing ]
WHAT TIME IS IT?
515
00:25:25,090 --> 00:25:26,591
WHERE HAVE
YOU BEEN?
516
00:25:26,591 --> 00:25:59,124
[ ?????? ]
517
00:25:59,124 --> 00:26:01,626
NOWHERE.
518
00:26:01,626 --> 00:26:05,130
OUT.
NOT TO TELL ME
WHERE YOU'RE GOING,
OR EVEN CALL?
519
00:26:05,130 --> 00:26:07,132
WHAT IF SOME-
THING HAPPENED
TO GUS AND
I NEEDED YOU?
520
00:26:07,632 --> 00:26:20,145
[ ?????? ]
521
00:26:20,145 --> 00:26:22,147
I TOLD YOU
I WENT FOR
A CIGARETTE.
522
00:26:24,149 --> 00:26:25,150
ALL NIGHT?
523
00:26:27,652 --> 00:26:29,154
AREN'T I ALLOWED
ANY TIME TO MYSELF?
524
00:26:32,157 --> 00:26:34,159
[ Sighing ]
525
00:27:11,196 --> 00:27:13,198
[ Moan of pleasure ]
526
00:27:15,700 --> 00:27:17,202
OF COURSE
YOU ARE.
527
00:27:19,204 --> 00:27:20,705
I WAS JUST
WORRIED.
528
00:27:22,207 --> 00:27:23,208
HEY.
529
00:27:25,210 --> 00:27:26,211
ARE YOU
ALL RIGHT?
530
00:27:43,228 --> 00:27:44,229
ARE YOU OKAY?
531
00:27:46,231 --> 00:27:47,232
I'M FINE.
532
00:27:50,235 --> 00:27:51,736
[ Exhaling ]
533
00:27:56,241 --> 00:27:57,742
I'M GOING TO
GO SLEEP IN
THE GUEST ROOM.
534
00:28:05,750 --> 00:28:06,751
[ Sighing ]
535
00:28:07,752 --> 00:28:08,753
[ Knocking on door ]
536
00:28:12,757 --> 00:28:13,758
OH MY GOD!
537
00:28:13,758 --> 00:28:15,760
YOU'RE ZACK O'TOOL.
538
00:28:17,262 --> 00:28:19,264
I'M LOOKING FOR
EMMETT HONEYCUTT.
539
00:28:19,764 --> 00:28:21,266
OKAY, THAT...
THAT'S IMPOSSIBLE.
540
00:28:21,266 --> 00:28:22,767
AND WHY IS THAT?
541
00:28:22,767 --> 00:28:24,269
BECAUSE THAT'S ME.
542
00:28:24,269 --> 00:28:27,272
WELL, I HEARD YOU'RE
ONE OF MY BIGGEST FANS.
543
00:28:27,272 --> 00:28:29,774
SO I THOUGHT
I'D STOP BY
AND SEE JUST...
544
00:28:29,774 --> 00:28:30,775
HOW BIG.
545
00:28:30,775 --> 00:28:33,778
I-I KNOW EVERY
INCH OF YOU.
546
00:28:33,778 --> 00:28:35,780
I-I MEAN...
547
00:28:35,780 --> 00:28:37,282
I MEAN I...
I... I KNOW
YOU INSIDE AND...
548
00:28:38,783 --> 00:28:40,285
OUT. UH... I MEAN...
549
00:28:40,285 --> 00:28:41,286
MIND IF I COME IN?
550
00:28:41,286 --> 00:28:43,288
NO. NO.
551
00:28:43,288 --> 00:28:45,790
MAKE, UH,
M-M-MAKE YOURSELF
COMFORTABLE.
552
00:28:48,793 --> 00:28:50,795
YOU KNOW HOW
P-PEOPLE ALWAYS
SAY HOW MUCH SMALLER
553
00:28:51,296 --> 00:28:54,799
M-MOVIE STARS SEEM
WHEN YOU S-SEE THEM
IN REAL LIFE?
554
00:28:54,799 --> 00:28:58,303
WELL, YOU'RE...
YOU'RE A-ACTUALLY...
555
00:28:59,804 --> 00:29:01,806
NOT.
556
00:29:01,806 --> 00:29:05,310
IN FACT, UM,
YOU LOOK JUST
LIKE YOU DID
IN THAT, UH,
557
00:29:05,310 --> 00:29:06,811
SCENE IN...
IN "HUNG... HUNG
LIKE A HORSE"
558
00:29:06,811 --> 00:29:09,814
WHERE YOU RAPE
THE TWO
STABLE BOYS?
559
00:29:10,315 --> 00:29:12,317
[ Chuckling ]
YEAH, ONE OF
MY FAVOURITES.
560
00:29:12,317 --> 00:29:14,319
OH, UH, YOU
KNOW WHAT ONE
I-I REALLY LIKE
561
00:29:14,319 --> 00:29:16,321
IS THAT, UH, SCENE
IN "EATING OUT",
562
00:29:16,321 --> 00:29:18,323
WHEN YOU RAPE
THE TWO BUSBOYS.
563
00:29:18,823 --> 00:29:19,824
I'M HORNY.
564
00:29:19,824 --> 00:29:21,826
I NEED SOME RELEASE.
565
00:29:21,826 --> 00:29:22,827
OH, MY GOD.
566
00:29:23,328 --> 00:29:25,830
THAT IS EXACTLY
WHAT YOU SAY IN
"DEEP END, PART 2"
567
00:29:25,830 --> 00:29:27,832
WHEN YOU RAPE
THE TWO POOL BOYS.
568
00:29:27,832 --> 00:29:30,335
I GOT THE GOLDEN
DILDO FOR BEST
ACTOR IN THAT ONE.
569
00:29:30,335 --> 00:29:31,336
UH, I KNOW.
570
00:29:31,336 --> 00:29:34,339
AND IT WAS SO DESERVED.
571
00:29:34,339 --> 00:29:36,341
EMMETT...
572
00:29:36,341 --> 00:29:38,843
HOW'D YOU LIKE TO MAKE
FRIENDS WITH MY...
573
00:29:38,843 --> 00:29:39,844
BUDDY HERE.
574
00:29:40,845 --> 00:29:42,347
ME?
575
00:29:42,347 --> 00:29:44,349
BLOW ZACK O'TOOL?
576
00:29:44,349 --> 00:29:45,850
[ Sniffing ]
577
00:29:45,850 --> 00:29:49,354
I HAVE DREAMT
ABOUT THIS MOMENT
ALL MY LIFE.
578
00:29:49,854 --> 00:29:51,356
WELL, HE'S
WAITING FOR YOU.
579
00:30:04,869 --> 00:30:06,871
HEY, HOW'S
IT GOING?
I'VE GOT
A MEETING
580
00:30:06,871 --> 00:30:08,373
OUTSIDE THE
OFFICE IN
20 MINUTES.
581
00:30:08,373 --> 00:30:10,375
I HOPE IT'S NOT LIKE OUR
MEETING OUTSIDE THE OFFICE.
582
00:30:10,375 --> 00:30:11,376
WHAT?
583
00:30:12,377 --> 00:30:14,879
[ Snort ]
OH.
584
00:30:14,879 --> 00:30:16,381
SO WHEN DO YOU WANT
TO GET TOGETHER?
585
00:30:16,381 --> 00:30:17,882
ASK CYNTHIA
TO CHECK MY
SCHEDULE,
586
00:30:17,882 --> 00:30:19,384
MAYBE AFTER
THE SCHULMANN
MEETING.
587
00:30:19,384 --> 00:30:20,885
I MEANT FOR DINNER.
588
00:30:20,885 --> 00:30:22,387
I DON'T KNOW. I'M LATE.
589
00:30:23,388 --> 00:30:24,889
LISTEN, BEFORE YOU
GO, THERE'S SOMETHING
590
00:30:24,889 --> 00:30:26,391
I WANT TO
ASK YOU.
591
00:30:28,893 --> 00:30:30,395
YOU HAVE
30 SECONDS.
592
00:30:30,395 --> 00:30:31,896
DAVE HARCOURT'S
BEING BUMPED UP
TO DIRECTOR,
593
00:30:32,397 --> 00:30:34,899
WHICH MEANS HIS
MANAGER POSITION'S
GOING TO BE
AVAILABLE.
594
00:30:34,899 --> 00:30:37,402
I'D LIKE TO
GO UP FOR IT.
595
00:30:37,402 --> 00:30:38,403
AND I'D LIKE YOU
TO RECOMMEND ME.
596
00:30:38,903 --> 00:30:40,905
I THINK I'D
BE DAMN GOOD.
597
00:30:40,905 --> 00:30:42,407
I THINK YOU
WOULD BE, TOO.
598
00:30:42,407 --> 00:30:44,409
THANKS.
BUT NOT YET.
599
00:30:44,409 --> 00:30:46,411
WHY NOT?
IT'S TOO SOON.
600
00:30:46,911 --> 00:30:49,414
THEN WHY DO YOU
KEEP TELLING ME HOW
GREAT MY IDEAS ARE?
601
00:30:49,914 --> 00:30:51,416
THEY ARE, BUT
YOU STILL HAVE
A LOT TO LEARN.
602
00:30:51,416 --> 00:30:52,917
I CAN LEARN ON THE JOB.
603
00:30:53,418 --> 00:30:54,419
I ADMIRE YOUR
AMBITION,
604
00:30:54,419 --> 00:30:56,921
BUT YOU NEED THE EX-
PERIENCE TO BACK IT UP.
605
00:30:56,921 --> 00:30:58,923
GIVE IT TIME.
I DON'T
HAVE TIME.
606
00:30:58,923 --> 00:31:01,426
BY THEN THEY'LL
HAVE GIVEN IT
TO SOMEONE ELSE.
607
00:31:01,426 --> 00:31:02,927
LOOK, I KNOW
I'D BE PERFECT.
608
00:31:05,430 --> 00:31:06,931
I TOLD YOU.
609
00:31:06,931 --> 00:31:08,433
YOU'RE NOT READY.
610
00:31:14,439 --> 00:31:15,940
Lindsay:
ANOTHER BOY.
611
00:31:15,940 --> 00:31:18,443
NO ONE IN THE
GROUP'S HAD
A GIRL YET.
612
00:31:18,443 --> 00:31:20,445
I KNOW TWO GUYS,
HARRY AND SAM,
613
00:31:20,445 --> 00:31:21,946
THEY JUST HAD
A LITTLE GIRL.
614
00:31:21,946 --> 00:31:22,947
AW-W-W.
615
00:31:24,449 --> 00:31:26,451
I'M LINDSAY.
MARIANNE.
616
00:31:26,951 --> 00:31:27,952
UH, I WAS AT THE SHOWER.
617
00:31:27,952 --> 00:31:29,454
THAT'S RIGHT.
618
00:31:29,454 --> 00:31:31,456
YEAH. HUH.
619
00:31:31,956 --> 00:31:34,459
YEAH. YOU KNOW,
YOU TWO REALLY HAVE
A BEAUTIFUL HOME,
620
00:31:34,959 --> 00:31:36,461
AND A BEAU-
TIFUL SON.
621
00:31:36,461 --> 00:31:38,963
HELL, YOU'VE GOT
A BEAUTIFUL LIFE.
622
00:31:38,963 --> 00:31:42,467
Women:
[ Murmurs of
admiration ]
623
00:31:42,467 --> 00:31:44,969
I HOPE YOU TWO
TAKE CARE OF
EACH OTHER,
624
00:31:44,969 --> 00:31:46,471
YOU KNOW,
PROTECT WHAT
YOU'VE GOT.
625
00:31:48,473 --> 00:31:49,974
YOU DON'T WANT
TO LOSE IT.
626
00:31:58,483 --> 00:31:59,484
FRANNY AND ZOE
HAD A BOY.
627
00:31:59,984 --> 00:32:00,985
HIS NAME'S HOLDEN.
628
00:32:00,985 --> 00:32:01,986
Franny:
THERE YOU
ARE, MEL.
629
00:32:01,986 --> 00:32:03,988
COME LOOK AT
GUS' NEW BEST
FRIEND.
630
00:32:09,994 --> 00:32:10,995
YEAH.
631
00:32:10,995 --> 00:32:12,997
HE'S, UH,
GORGEOUS.
632
00:32:14,499 --> 00:32:15,500
Zoe:
ISN'T IT
LIKE DEJA VU?
633
00:32:15,500 --> 00:32:17,001
I MEAN, IT WASN'T
THAT LONG AGO
634
00:32:17,502 --> 00:32:19,003
THAT YOU AND LINZ
WERE RIGHT HERE.
635
00:32:19,003 --> 00:32:21,506
Franny:
I REMEMBER HOW RADIANT
YOU TWO LOOKED.
636
00:32:21,506 --> 00:32:23,007
YOU TWO LOOK
THE SAME WAY.
637
00:32:24,509 --> 00:32:25,510
WOULD YOU GUYS
EXCUSE ME?
638
00:32:34,018 --> 00:32:35,019
MEL?
639
00:32:40,525 --> 00:32:43,027
WE WERE RADIANT,
WEREN'T WE?
640
00:32:43,027 --> 00:32:44,529
WHEN WE WERE HERE,
WHEN WE HAD GUS,
641
00:32:44,529 --> 00:32:46,030
WE WERE SO HAPPY.
642
00:32:46,531 --> 00:32:48,032
YEAH, IT WAS THE
MOST BEAUTIFUL
MOMENT OF MY LIFE.
643
00:32:50,535 --> 00:32:52,036
OUR LIVES.
644
00:32:52,036 --> 00:32:53,037
[ Clearing
of throat ]
645
00:32:56,541 --> 00:32:59,043
SO HOW DID
IT GET TO THIS?
646
00:32:59,043 --> 00:33:02,046
TO WHAT?
TO WHERE WE ARE.
647
00:33:02,046 --> 00:33:05,049
[ Sighing ]
WE HAVE OUR
PROBLEMS, BUT...
648
00:33:05,049 --> 00:33:06,551
NO, THEY'RE
JUST NOT PROBLEMS.
649
00:33:06,551 --> 00:33:08,052
EVERYTHING'S WRONG.
650
00:33:08,052 --> 00:33:09,053
NOT EVERYTHING.
651
00:33:11,556 --> 00:33:12,557
LOOK, I'VE
BEEN THINKING.
652
00:33:13,057 --> 00:33:14,559
IF IT WOULD
HELP TO TALK
TO SOMEONE,
653
00:33:14,559 --> 00:33:16,561
THEN THAT'S WHAT
WE SHOULD DO,
LIKE YOU SAID.
654
00:33:21,566 --> 00:33:23,067
SOMETHING
HAPPENED.
655
00:33:23,568 --> 00:33:24,068
WHAT?
656
00:33:28,573 --> 00:33:29,574
SOMETHING...
657
00:33:31,075 --> 00:33:33,077
HAPPENED.
I-I DIDN'T MEAN
FOR IT TO...
658
00:33:35,079 --> 00:33:36,080
BUT IT DID.
659
00:33:37,582 --> 00:33:39,083
I DON'T UNDERSTAND.
WHAT DO YOU...
660
00:33:39,083 --> 00:33:40,084
WHAT DO YOU MEAN?
661
00:33:51,095 --> 00:33:52,096
YOU...
662
00:34:00,104 --> 00:34:01,105
YOU...
663
00:34:07,111 --> 00:34:08,112
WHO WAS IT?
664
00:34:09,614 --> 00:34:11,115
IT DOESN'T
MATTER.
665
00:34:13,618 --> 00:34:15,620
THE NURSE
HAS COME TO
GET THE BABY.
666
00:34:15,620 --> 00:34:17,121
YOU ONLY HAVE
A FEW MORE
MINUTES.
667
00:34:28,132 --> 00:34:29,133
I'M SORRY, LINZ.
668
00:34:42,146 --> 00:34:47,151
[ ?????? ]
669
00:34:47,151 --> 00:34:50,655
Y-YOU HOOKED
EMMETT UP WITH
ZACK O'TOOL?
670
00:34:50,655 --> 00:34:53,157
I WISH I COULD'VE
BEEN THERE TO
SEE HIS FACE
671
00:34:53,157 --> 00:34:55,660
WHEN HE OPENED
THE DOOR.
OH, JUST SAW HIM
STANDING THERE.
672
00:34:55,660 --> 00:34:58,162
ZACK O'TOOL'S
SUPPOSED TO HAVE
A 12-INCH DICK.
673
00:34:58,162 --> 00:35:01,165
HOW DO YOU
KNOW WHO
ZACK O'TOOL IS?
674
00:35:01,165 --> 00:35:03,167
EVERYBODY KNOWS
WHO THE MANRAMMER IS.
675
00:35:03,167 --> 00:35:04,669
EVEN SCHOOLBOYS?
676
00:35:04,669 --> 00:35:06,671
Ted:
OF COURSE.
THAT'S PART OF
THE CURRICULUM.
677
00:35:06,671 --> 00:35:08,172
GAY PORN
STARS 101.
678
00:35:08,172 --> 00:35:09,173
YEAH, AND
HERE'S THE
FIRST LESSON:
679
00:35:09,173 --> 00:35:10,675
THOSE THAT
CAN, DO,
680
00:35:10,675 --> 00:35:12,176
AND THOSE THAT
CAN'T WATCH PORN.
681
00:35:17,181 --> 00:35:18,683
SEE YA, BOYS.
682
00:35:24,689 --> 00:35:25,690
Kip:
HEY, BRIAN.
683
00:35:27,191 --> 00:35:28,693
YOU WANNA
DANCE?
684
00:35:28,693 --> 00:35:30,194
I DON'T
THINK SO.
685
00:35:30,194 --> 00:35:32,196
WE'RE NOT IN
THE OFFICE NOW,
LET'S GET DOWN.
686
00:35:32,697 --> 00:35:33,197
I'M BUSY.
687
00:35:34,699 --> 00:35:35,700
OR AT LEAST
I WAS.
688
00:35:36,701 --> 00:35:38,703
WHAT'RE YOU ON?
DOUBLE BUMPS.
689
00:35:38,703 --> 00:35:40,705
YOU SHOULDN'T
LET SENIOR MANAGE-
MENT KNOW THAT.
690
00:35:41,205 --> 00:35:42,206
I'M JUST
CELEBRATING.
691
00:35:42,206 --> 00:35:43,708
SEE, TONIGHT'S A
SPECIAL OCCASION.
692
00:35:43,708 --> 00:35:45,710
OH?
YEAH, YOU
DIDN'T HEAR?
693
00:35:45,710 --> 00:35:47,211
J-JIM CLEMENSKI
GOT THAT POSITION.
694
00:35:47,211 --> 00:35:49,714
YOU KNOW THE ONE
YOU... WOULDN'T
RECOMMEND ME FOR?
695
00:35:49,714 --> 00:35:51,716
LOOK, I TOLD
YOU...
YOU OWED
IT TO ME.
696
00:35:51,716 --> 00:35:52,717
WHY, BECAUSE
I FUCKED YOU?
697
00:35:54,719 --> 00:35:56,220
YOU WEREN'T
THAT GOOD.
698
00:36:00,725 --> 00:36:02,226
I'M GAY,
YOU'RE GAY.
699
00:36:04,729 --> 00:36:06,731
YEAH, WE'RE
ALL GAY.
700
00:36:06,731 --> 00:36:09,734
DO YOU THINK
THAT MEANS I OWE
YOU SOME FAVOUR?
701
00:36:09,734 --> 00:36:11,235
HOW ELSE ARE
WE SUPPOSED
TO GET AHEAD
702
00:36:11,235 --> 00:36:12,236
IF WE DON'T
HELP EACH OTHER?
703
00:36:14,739 --> 00:36:16,741
THE SAME WAY
THAT I DID. BY
HELPING YOURSELF.
704
00:36:17,742 --> 00:36:18,743
YEAH, AND BY
DOING YOUR JOB
705
00:36:18,743 --> 00:36:20,745
BETTER THAN
ANYONE ELSE.
706
00:36:20,745 --> 00:36:23,748
IF YOU CAN
DO THAT,
THEN TRUST ME,
707
00:36:23,748 --> 00:36:25,249
THEY WON'T GIVE
A SHIT WHERE YOU
STICK YOUR DICK.
708
00:36:25,750 --> 00:36:26,751
AND DON'T MIX
THAT WITH BOOZE.
709
00:36:28,753 --> 00:36:30,755
THERE. I DID
YOU A FAVOUR.
710
00:36:34,258 --> 00:36:35,760
Ted:
WHERE THE
HELL ARE YOU?
CALL ME.
711
00:36:35,760 --> 00:36:37,261
THAT'S THE FOURTH
MESSAGE I'VE
LEFT FOR HIM.
712
00:36:37,261 --> 00:36:38,262
HE'S PROBABLY
STILL RECOVERING
713
00:36:38,763 --> 00:36:41,766
FROM HAVING
ZACK O'TOOL FUCK
HIS BRAINS OUT.
714
00:36:41,766 --> 00:36:43,768
WELL, IF THAT'S
WHAT IT TAKES FOR
HIM NEVER TO THINK OF
"SEE THE LIGHT" AGAIN,
715
00:36:43,768 --> 00:36:47,271
THEN THAT $1,000
DOLLARS I SPENT
WAS WELL WORTH IT.
OH, GOD.
716
00:36:52,777 --> 00:36:55,279
OH, THERE HE IS!
EM, EMMETT!
717
00:36:55,279 --> 00:36:56,280
EMMETT!
718
00:37:04,789 --> 00:37:05,790
WHERE HAVE
YOU BEEN?
719
00:37:05,790 --> 00:37:06,791
DID YOU GET
OUR MESSAGES?
720
00:37:06,791 --> 00:37:07,792
UH, I'VE
BEEN BUSY.
721
00:37:07,792 --> 00:37:09,293
I'LL BET
YOU HAVE.
722
00:37:09,794 --> 00:37:10,795
SO, COME HAVE
A DRINK WITH US.
723
00:37:10,795 --> 00:37:12,797
UH, I-I CAN'T, I'M...
I'M MEETING SOMEONE.
724
00:37:13,297 --> 00:37:14,298
A GUY?
725
00:37:14,298 --> 00:37:16,300
IF YOU MUST
KNOW, YES.
726
00:37:16,300 --> 00:37:18,302
HIS NAME'S MATT.
GUYS NAMED
MATT ARE,
727
00:37:18,302 --> 00:37:22,306
BY MY CALCULATION,
87.5% CUTE.
728
00:37:22,306 --> 00:37:23,307
Michael:
IT MUST
HAVE WORKED.
729
00:37:23,307 --> 00:37:25,309
SO, TELL US
ALL ABOUT IT.
730
00:37:25,309 --> 00:37:26,310
ALL ABOUT WHAT?
731
00:37:26,310 --> 00:37:27,812
THE OTHER NIGHT.
732
00:37:27,812 --> 00:37:29,313
THE OTHER NIGHT?
733
00:37:29,313 --> 00:37:30,815
YOU KNOW, WHEN
A CERTAIN SOMEONE
734
00:37:30,815 --> 00:37:32,817
WITH A WELL-
ENDOWED SOMETHING
735
00:37:32,817 --> 00:37:35,319
CAME A TAP-TAP-
TAPPING AT YOUR
CHAMBER DOOR.
736
00:37:35,820 --> 00:37:36,821
OH, YOU MEAN ZACK.
737
00:37:36,821 --> 00:37:39,323
"OH, YOU MEAN ZACK."
I LOVE HOW HE'S
SO BLASE ABOUT IT.
738
00:37:39,323 --> 00:37:41,826
IT WAS QUITE
AN EYE-OPENING
EXPERIENCE.
739
00:37:41,826 --> 00:37:42,827
AND I OWE IT
ALL TO YOU.
740
00:37:43,327 --> 00:37:44,328
OH, ANYTHING
FOR A FRIEND.
741
00:37:44,829 --> 00:37:46,330
JUST AS LONG AS
IT DID THE TRICK.
742
00:37:46,330 --> 00:37:47,331
IT DID THE TRICK,
ALL RIGHT.
743
00:37:47,832 --> 00:37:48,833
I-I... REALLY I CAN'T
THANK YOU ENOUGH.
744
00:37:50,334 --> 00:37:52,336
IT HELPED ME
PROVE TO MYSELF
THAT, UH,
745
00:37:52,837 --> 00:37:55,339
I CAN RESIST
ANY TEMPTATION,
746
00:37:55,339 --> 00:37:57,341
EVEN THE ONLY
MAN I'VE EVER HAD
A SPONTANEOUS
747
00:37:57,341 --> 00:37:58,843
ORGASM OVER...
748
00:37:58,843 --> 00:38:01,345
PROVIDED MY RESOLVE
IS STRONG ENOUGH.
749
00:38:02,847 --> 00:38:04,348
WHAT?
750
00:38:04,348 --> 00:38:06,350
WHAT, DO YOU
MEAN YOU DIDN'T
DO ANYTHING?
751
00:38:06,350 --> 00:38:07,852
TALKED.
YOU TALKED?
752
00:38:08,352 --> 00:38:09,854
DID YOU KNOW THAT
HE STUDIED ACTING
WITH UTA HAGEN,
753
00:38:09,854 --> 00:38:11,355
AND HE'S FLUENT
IN THREE LANGUAGES?
754
00:38:11,355 --> 00:38:14,859
YEAH, THAT'S
NOT THE KIND
OF TONGUE ACTION
I PAID $1,000 FOR.
755
00:38:14,859 --> 00:38:15,860
YOU PAID $1,000?
756
00:38:15,860 --> 00:38:17,361
YOU'RE DAMN RIGHT
I DID, BUDDY.
757
00:38:17,361 --> 00:38:20,364
WOW, THEY TOLD ME YOU
WOULD STOP AT NOTHING
758
00:38:20,364 --> 00:38:22,366
TO PREVENT ME
FROM FINDING
MY TRUE SELF,
759
00:38:22,366 --> 00:38:23,868
AND THEY WERE RIGHT.
760
00:38:23,868 --> 00:38:24,869
Michael:
EMMETT,
LISTEN TO ME.
761
00:38:24,869 --> 00:38:27,371
YOU'VE ALREADY FOUND
YOUR TRUE SELF.
762
00:38:27,872 --> 00:38:29,874
YOUR TRUE SELF
IS A BIG,
NELLY QUEEN
763
00:38:30,374 --> 00:38:31,876
WHO LIKES TO
GET DOWN ON
HIS KNEES AND
SUCK COCK,
764
00:38:31,876 --> 00:38:33,377
AND ONCE A YEAR
ON HALLOWEEN
765
00:38:33,878 --> 00:38:35,880
DRESS UP AS
THE UGLIEST
FUCKING CHER
766
00:38:35,880 --> 00:38:36,881
THAT THE WORLD
HAS EVER SEEN.
767
00:38:37,381 --> 00:38:38,382
AND THAT'S OKAY.
768
00:38:39,884 --> 00:38:41,385
NOW YOU'VE GOT
TO GET AWAY FROM
THOSE SICKO CREEPS
769
00:38:41,385 --> 00:38:43,387
BEFORE THEY
DESTROY YOU.
770
00:38:43,387 --> 00:38:45,890
NO. NO,
ACTUALLY
771
00:38:45,890 --> 00:38:47,391
IT'S YOU I H-HAVE
TO GET AWAY FROM.
772
00:38:48,392 --> 00:38:49,894
UH, THEY TRIED
TO TELL ME THAT,
773
00:38:49,894 --> 00:38:52,396
ONLY I DIDN'T WANT
TO BELIEVE THEM.
774
00:38:52,897 --> 00:38:54,899
BUT NOW I
SEE THE LIGHT.
775
00:38:56,901 --> 00:38:59,403
Choir:
?? GIVE HIM YOUR BURDENS ??
776
00:38:59,403 --> 00:39:03,908
?? HE'LL SEE YOU THROUGH ??
777
00:39:03,908 --> 00:39:06,911
?? JUST CALL
OUR SAVIOUR'S NAME ??
778
00:39:06,911 --> 00:39:09,914
?? AND YOUR LIGHT
WILL NEVER BE LOST ??
779
00:39:09,914 --> 00:39:14,919
?? OH LORD, HE'S WAITING
TO HEAR FROM YOU ??
780
00:39:16,921 --> 00:39:17,922
MEL?
781
00:39:19,924 --> 00:39:21,425
YOU DON'T
HAVE TO GO.
782
00:39:23,427 --> 00:39:24,929
[ Clearing
of throat ]
783
00:39:24,929 --> 00:39:26,931
I'VE CAUSED
ENOUGH HARM.
784
00:39:26,931 --> 00:39:30,434
IT WOULD ONLY
BE DESTRUCTIVE TO
YOU, TO ME, TO GUS.
785
00:39:30,434 --> 00:39:32,436
YOU HAVEN'T EVEN
TOLD ME WHERE
YOU'RE GOING.
786
00:39:33,938 --> 00:39:34,939
TO HER?
787
00:39:36,941 --> 00:39:38,943
THERE WAS
NEVER ANY
INTENTION OF IT,
788
00:39:39,443 --> 00:39:42,446
ON EITHER OF
OUR PARTS, TO
BE ANYTHING MORE
THAN WHAT IT WAS.
789
00:39:42,446 --> 00:39:45,449
I'M GOING TO
GO STAY AT MY
COUSIN RITA'S.
790
00:39:45,449 --> 00:39:47,952
THE ONE WITH THE
OVERBITE WHO NEVER
THOUGHT WE'D MAKE IT?
791
00:39:49,453 --> 00:39:50,454
[ Chuckle of disbelief ]
792
00:39:53,457 --> 00:39:54,458
[ Whispering ]
GOD.
793
00:39:57,962 --> 00:39:59,964
WELL, I THINK
SHE DESERVES THE
PRIZE FOR BEING
RIGHT, HUH?
794
00:40:12,476 --> 00:40:14,478
WELL, I GUESS THAT'S
EVERYTHING FOR NOW.
795
00:40:17,481 --> 00:40:20,484
CAN I HAVE A MOMENT
ALONE WITH GUS?
796
00:40:20,484 --> 00:40:21,986
Gus:
[ Fussing ]
797
00:40:30,995 --> 00:40:32,997
OO-OH.
[ Cooing ]
798
00:40:39,003 --> 00:40:40,004
[ Clearing of throat ]
799
00:40:40,504 --> 00:41:14,538
[ ?????? ]
800
00:41:14,538 --> 00:41:17,041
WE THOUGHT THE
NOSTALGIC REFERENCE
TO THE '50s
801
00:41:17,041 --> 00:41:18,542
WOULD APPEAL TO
THE DENTURE SET.
802
00:41:18,542 --> 00:41:21,045
BY REMINDING THEM
THAT THEIR BEST YEARS
ARE BEHIND THEM?
803
00:41:21,045 --> 00:41:23,047
AND THAT ALL
THEY HAVE TO
LOOK FORWARD TO
804
00:41:23,047 --> 00:41:24,548
IS FURTHER
DETERIORATION
805
00:41:24,548 --> 00:41:26,050
AND DEATH.
806
00:41:26,550 --> 00:41:28,052
W-WE THOUGHT
IT WOULD MAKE
THEM SMILE.
807
00:41:28,052 --> 00:41:30,054
[ Snort ]
808
00:41:30,054 --> 00:41:32,556
THEY'RE AFRAID TO SMILE.
809
00:41:32,556 --> 00:41:34,058
THEIR FUCKING TEETH
WILL FALL OUT.
810
00:41:37,061 --> 00:41:39,563
WHERE'S KIP?
811
00:41:39,563 --> 00:41:41,065
UH, HE CALLED
IN SICK.
812
00:41:41,065 --> 00:41:43,067
[ Dry chuckle ]
SHIT.
813
00:41:45,569 --> 00:41:46,570
BRIAN, CAN I
TALK WITH YOU?
814
00:41:46,570 --> 00:41:48,072
I'LL FINISH
BERATING YOU LATER.
815
00:41:56,580 --> 00:41:58,082
WHAT'S UP?
YOU TELL ME.
816
00:41:58,582 --> 00:42:01,585
LEGAL JUST RECEIVED
THIS FAX FROM
KIP THOMAS' LAWYER.
817
00:42:06,090 --> 00:42:09,093
HE SAYS THAT YOU
PROMISED TO HELP
MR. THOMAS' CAREER
818
00:42:09,093 --> 00:42:10,594
IN EXCHANGE FOR
SEXUAL FAVOURS
819
00:42:12,096 --> 00:42:14,598
AND THAT WHEN
HE, UM, COMPLIED,
820
00:42:15,099 --> 00:42:17,101
YOU RESCINDED
YOUR OFFER.
821
00:42:17,101 --> 00:42:19,603
WELL, THAT'S
COMPLETE AND
UTTER BULLSHIT.
822
00:42:19,603 --> 00:42:21,605
WELL, BULLSHIT OR
NOT, HE IS SUING YOU...
823
00:42:22,606 --> 00:42:24,108
AND US,
824
00:42:24,108 --> 00:42:25,609
FOR SEXUAL
HARASSMENT.
825
00:42:25,609 --> 00:42:32,116
[ ?????? ]
826
00:42:32,116 --> 00:42:34,118
?? YEAH, COME ON, COME ON ??
827
00:42:35,119 --> 00:42:36,620
?? COME ON, COME ON ??
828
00:42:37,121 --> 00:42:38,622
?? YEAH, COME ON, COME ON ??
829
00:42:40,124 --> 00:42:41,625
?? COME ON, COME ON, YEAH ??
830
00:42:41,625 --> 00:42:58,642
[ ?????? ]
831
00:42:59,143 --> 00:43:03,647
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00:44:27,231 --> 00:44:30,234
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