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♪ It's not easy being me ♪
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♪ Wash your face and brush your hair ♪
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♪ Nag, nag, nag,it's just not fair ♪
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♪ I'm Horrid Henry! ♪
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♪ So down with school!I'm gonna rule! ♪
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♪ And when I'm king,I'll do my thing ♪
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♪ Then my life will be so sweet! ♪
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♪ I'm Horrid Henry! ♪
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♪ Nah, nah, nah, nah, nah, ney ♪
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♪ The Purple Hand Gang rules, OK! ♪
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♪ It's so easy being me ♪
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♪ I'm Horrid Henry! ♪
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Hey! How are you doing? Look at this.
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"How To Be GrossEvery Single Day Of Your Life!"
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-That's my kind of "How To Be".
-[doorbell rings]
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That'll be Great Aunt Greta
and her House Hotpot.
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If you've never had House Hotpot,
then you've no idea what you're missing.
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[Mum] Henry! Peter!
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No! Really?
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Coming!
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Plus Great Aunt Greta
still thinks I'm a girl.
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Oops!
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Henry!
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Henry!
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Don't be horrid, Henry.
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Hello, Great Aunt Greta.
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Henry, say hello to Great Aunt Greta.
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Hello, Great Aunt Greta.
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Hello, Henrietta.
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Now, where did I put my mobile phone?
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-It's under your scarf.
-Oh, yes. Silly me.
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-Honestly, I'd forget my own head--
-If it wasn't on your shoulders.
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Don't be horrid, Henry. Now then...
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I know, dear. Lunch then tea.
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No TV in between.
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Well, yes, that's more or less it.
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Off you go, dear.
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You enjoy your day at work
and don't you worry about us.
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Oh, thank you.
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Let's see what that big sister
of yours is up to, shall we?
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[giggles] Yes, let's.
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Nooooooooo!
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[burps] Oh!
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Pardon me for being so rude.
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It was not me, it was my food.
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Yeah.
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Well, there's plenty left for tea.
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Now then...
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I've got a very exciting
afternoon lined up.
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I've brought all my back issues of
I'm A Lady.
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Peter, why don't you come with me?
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And, Henrietta, you can do the washing-up,
there's a good girl.
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Well, that figures.
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Have fun doing the washing-up, Henrietta.
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I can't believe
she still thinks I'm a girl.
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[Fluffy purrs and miaows]
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-Wish you could do the washing-up for me.
-Miaow!
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Maybe you can!
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[chuckles] Cool!
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That worked!
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[tummy rumbles]
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I'm still hungry and there's
House Hotpot still for tea!
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Miaow!
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-[bell rings, lightning crashes]
-Eureka!
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That's it!
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There you go, Fluffy, Christmas
and birthday all rolled into one.
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Help yourself.
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[burps]
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Fluffy!
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Oh, no! Naughty Fluffy!
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What have you done?
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Huh?
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Fluffy's eaten all the House Hotpot.
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Oh, Fluffy Wuffy!
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What have you done?
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There's only one place for naughty cats
and that's on the naughty step!
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Sorry, Fluffy.
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Miaow! [growls]
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There's a little bit left.
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-Maybe not.
-Phew!
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We could always have a takeaway,
Great Aunt Greta.
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Oh, Henrietta, that is a good idea.
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Yes!
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But we'll have to ask your mother
when she gets home.
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Oh, right.
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And she'll want to know
if you've been good.
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Of course she will, Great Aunt Greta.
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And we're going to be extra good
this afternoon, aren't we, Henry?
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I guess.
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Can you believe it? I'm sitting here
reading I'm A Lady magazine.
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Who wants to know about
50 Ways To Create A Cushion Cover?
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Or 99 Things To Do Before You're 99?
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Ooh, look at this, Great Aunt Greta.
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How To Create Your Own Finger
Knitting Project in 27 Easy Steps.
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Oh! I love a good
finger knitting project!
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See what I mean?
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Look what I have found.
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What's that, Great Aunt Greta?
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-How To Be A Good--
-Will you read it to me, Great Aunt Greta?
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Of course I will, Peter.
It's called How To Be A Good--
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How To Be A Good what? Elephant?
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[elephant trumpets]
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Spider?
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-Eek!
-Ooh!
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Kangaroo?
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-Eek!
-Oh!
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[Aunt Greta] So there you go.
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Everything you need to make sure
that you get your takeaway tonight.
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Oh, thank you, Great Aunt Greta.
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I'm going to the little...
Er, I mean, big boys' room.
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Hey, what about me?
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What do you mean, what about you?
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I need to know how to be good too.
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Uh-uh, Henry, that's for me to know
and you to find out.
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What's that supposed to mean?
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[Peter] Henry.
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Leave the magazine alone!
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[phone camera clicks]
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Let's see. "When mother gets home,
have a delicious meal ready."
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OK, well, we're having takeaway,
so that's sorted.
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"Clear away any clutter."
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Won't take long to clear my clutter.
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Yeah, yeah, yeah!
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"Take a few minutes to freshen up."
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Yeah, right! "Be happy to see her."
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[yawns] I reckon there's time
for a little nap before Mum gets home
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and I have to start being good.
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[mobile phone vibrates]
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Whaa! What time is it?
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Nearly five! Mum'll be home soon.
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[phone rings downstairs]
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That was your mother.
She'll be home in five minutes.
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Five minutes!
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She said she couldn't find
her mobile phone.
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-Oh?
-I'm sure it's somewhere.
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Five minutes to learn to be good!
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We can do it!
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-[posh woman] How To Be A Good...
-Yes, we can do this!
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Number one - plan to havea delicious meal ready.
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Takeaway menu.
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Number two - run a dusterover everything one last time.
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Henry!
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Number three -take a few moments to freshen up.
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Just going to freshen up,
Great Aunt Greta.
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Try putting a ribbon in your hair.
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-Really?
-[Fluffy purrs]
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Oh, er, thank you, Fluffy.
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[doorbell rings]
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-Number four...
-[doorbell rings]
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Be happy to see her.
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Oh, thank you, Henry.
What a day I've had.
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Number five - ask herif she's had a good day.
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Good day, Mum?
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Speak in a low and pleasant voice.
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[coughs] Good day, Mum.
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Henry, are you feeling alright?
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Number six.
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Settle her down in the comfy chair.
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Arrange her cushionsand take off her shoes.
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[tummy rumbles]
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Number seven -listen to what she has to say.
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Mum...
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Because whatever she has to say is moreimportant than whatever you have to say.
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Henry, what's going on?
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Nothing, Mum, just wondering
how your day has gone.
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Oh, well, it's been a bit up and down.
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You see, when I got into work,
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Mr Mossy decided that he wanted
to stack all the books from A to Z.
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[tummy rumbles]
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So then once we'd sorted
all the books out backwards
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as well as frontwards,
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Mr Mossy decided that as we were looking
at the blue ones we might as well...
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Number eight - remember,a good girl always knows her place.
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Oh! Wait!
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Did you say "a good girl"?
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Yes, I believe I did.
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"How To Be A Good GirlIn Eight Easy Steps".
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"How To Be A Good Girl
In Eight Easy Steps"?
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Oh, yes, that was one of my most favourite
articles when I was a little girl.
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But I'm not a girl! I'm a boy!
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-Yes, dear.
-Did you hear what I said?
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I'm a boy, not a girl!
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Yes, lovely curls, Henrietta.
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-[tummy rumbles]
-And then...
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would you believe it,
Mrs Mossy arrived and said...
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And is there House Hotpot still for tea?
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Yes, there is!
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Nooooooooo!
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Can you believe it?
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This morning, I asked Mum if I could pick
up some new slime from the shops
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and she said yes!
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Something to do with the worm
wanting to go to a book signing.
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[laughs] As soon as we get there, I'm off!
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Can you believe it!
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The day after Henry gives me
all his Big Blue Bat books -
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cos sometimes he can be
nicer than he looks -
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I find out there's
a book signing going on.
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And I asked Mum if we could go
and she said yes!
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Can you believe it?
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I'm spending my Saturday here when
I could be sitting at home with my feet up
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and a nice cup of tea while everyone else
runs around doing the chores for once.
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Oh!
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[Mum] Oh, no!
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Just look at that queue.
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Right, I'm off!
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-Not so fast, Henry.
-Why?
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Someone's got to stay with Peter.
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No! Oh, no! Not me!
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Why me? Why can't you do it?
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Don't be horrid, Henry.
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One of my favourites is Big Blue Bat...
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You may ask yourself,
"How did I get here?
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Why am I the one that
has to queue with the worm?"
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Don't call me worm, Henry!
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And I would answer, "I've no idea!"
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Oh! We've been here for two hours already.
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Three hours!
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Four hours!
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I'm with you, Henry!
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We're finally here!
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Finally!
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Wait!
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Oh, no!
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You, out!
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Nooooooooo!
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Noooooooo!
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We've just got to queue for another four
hours and we'll be at the front again.
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And then, we'll just get sent back
to the back of the queue again.
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Oh, look, I'll think of something.
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Well, you'd better
think of something quickly.
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Mum will be back soon
and then you'll be in big trouble.
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[sobs] Oh, woe!
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It'd be a lot easier to think
if you could just stop crying, worm!
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[sobs] Oh, woe!
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And don't call me worm!
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Oh!
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-[bell rings, lightning crashes]
-Eureka!
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That's it!
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-[sobs] Oh, woe!
-There, there, little brother.
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It's not your fault.
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-Don't stop crying.
-Oh?
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Er...right.
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[sobs] Oh!
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Excuse me! Yes, he's got cryingitis.
Yes, yes, it's catching.
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Er, excuse me, coming through.
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[sobs]
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Oh, and I got one of these
and one of those.
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And I couldn't resist
another one of these.
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Six hours!
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Six hours we had to wait to see her.
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-To see who?
-Her! The one that wrote Big Blue Bat.
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Oh, her.
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It wasn't that long, Henry.
I was only gone for half an hour.
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And then we had to wait another
three hours while the worm...
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er, I mean, him over there,
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had to tell her about how much
he loves her work.
257
00:14:45,280 --> 00:14:48,680
She seemed to be very interested
in what you were saying, Peter.
258
00:14:48,760 --> 00:14:54,240
That's because I was telling her
about my horrid big brother.
259
00:14:54,320 --> 00:14:57,680
[Dad laughs] Don't tell me
she was interested in Henry.
260
00:14:57,760 --> 00:14:59,640
-She can't have been.
-Why not?
261
00:14:59,720 --> 00:15:02,080
I'm quite interesting sometimes, you know.
262
00:15:02,160 --> 00:15:04,000
Ooh, yes.
263
00:15:04,080 --> 00:15:07,440
I told her all about the time you
dressed up as the Dark Avenger
264
00:15:07,520 --> 00:15:11,600
and scared everyone
into giving you their sweets.
265
00:15:12,960 --> 00:15:14,440
[chuckles]
266
00:15:14,520 --> 00:15:16,440
You did what, Henry?
267
00:15:16,520 --> 00:15:20,240
And the time you pretended there
was a shark in the swimming pool.
268
00:15:24,080 --> 00:15:26,000
[laughs]
269
00:15:26,080 --> 00:15:28,800
What? There could have been.
270
00:15:28,880 --> 00:15:33,120
-And then there was the time you...
-Oh, just stories! All just stories.
271
00:15:35,200 --> 00:15:38,680
Oh, and the time I tricked Margaret
into thinking
272
00:15:38,760 --> 00:15:42,040
-that Henry was in love with her.
-What?!
273
00:15:42,120 --> 00:15:46,080
Oh, like Henry said, just stories.
Gotta go!
274
00:15:46,160 --> 00:15:49,080
What did you go and do that for, worm?
275
00:15:49,160 --> 00:15:50,960
They're good stories.
276
00:15:51,040 --> 00:15:53,200
Yeah, I guess they are.
277
00:15:53,280 --> 00:15:57,240
Who knows, maybe one day
someone will write a book about them.
278
00:15:57,320 --> 00:15:59,880
Yeah, then I'd rich and famous.
279
00:15:59,960 --> 00:16:03,880
Well, you'd be famous for sure.
280
00:16:03,960 --> 00:16:06,480
Not sure about rich though.
281
00:16:06,560 --> 00:16:09,160
Why not? It's my life.
282
00:16:09,240 --> 00:16:13,920
Yes, but it's the person writing the books
who gets all the money.
283
00:16:14,000 --> 00:16:16,200
Well, that's not fair.
284
00:16:16,280 --> 00:16:20,040
Life's not fair, Henry.
Isn't that what you always say?
285
00:16:20,120 --> 00:16:21,520
Yeah, I suppose.
286
00:16:21,600 --> 00:16:25,680
Anyway, I'm not sure I'd want
Mum and Dad knowing about all my stories.
287
00:16:25,760 --> 00:16:28,960
-True.
-Still wouldn't mind being famous.
288
00:16:29,040 --> 00:16:31,320
Be careful what you wish for, Henry.
289
00:16:31,400 --> 00:16:34,840
Huh! It's not like it's ever
going to happen, is it?
290
00:16:37,440 --> 00:16:40,680
Well, Henry can't say I didn't warn him.
291
00:16:40,760 --> 00:16:45,040
Because now it's several months later
and this is happening.
292
00:16:45,120 --> 00:16:47,640
[excited chatter]
293
00:16:49,920 --> 00:16:52,640
Come on, come on, you lot!
294
00:16:52,720 --> 00:16:55,640
Don't you have somewhere else
you're supposed to be?
295
00:16:56,800 --> 00:17:00,400
"The Adventures Of Dreadful Deidre.
296
00:17:00,480 --> 00:17:04,840
A book like no other featuring
a character like no other."
297
00:17:04,920 --> 00:17:08,160
Now, who does that look like?
298
00:17:08,240 --> 00:17:10,800
Ah, well, I'm sure it will come to me.
299
00:17:12,680 --> 00:17:14,680
It's Henry!
300
00:17:14,760 --> 00:17:18,120
It's the horrid boy,
as I live and breathe!
301
00:17:18,200 --> 00:17:19,520
Only...
302
00:17:19,600 --> 00:17:21,760
it's a girl!
303
00:17:25,160 --> 00:17:27,560
Come back here, you horrid boy!
304
00:17:29,760 --> 00:17:34,080
You know, I don't mind getting detention
when I know why I'm getting detention.
305
00:17:34,160 --> 00:17:38,640
But when I don't know why I'm getting
detention, well, that's really not fair.
306
00:17:39,680 --> 00:17:40,960
Ahem!
307
00:17:41,040 --> 00:17:43,920
-You can go now.
-Oh, thank you.
308
00:17:44,000 --> 00:17:46,760
Erm, can I ask you a question, sir?
309
00:17:46,840 --> 00:17:51,120
Well, the answer to that question
depends on what your question is.
310
00:17:51,200 --> 00:17:52,720
Yeah, right.
311
00:17:52,800 --> 00:17:55,040
I just wondered why I got detention today?
312
00:17:55,120 --> 00:17:58,000
Well, I should have thought
that was obvious.
313
00:17:58,080 --> 00:17:59,880
Erm, no, it's not.
314
00:17:59,960 --> 00:18:03,480
Well, you're not Deidre.
315
00:18:03,560 --> 00:18:06,920
So that's why I got detention,
because I'm not Deidre?
316
00:18:07,000 --> 00:18:10,240
Well, in a manner of speaking, yes.
317
00:18:10,320 --> 00:18:12,920
-Thank you, sir.
-You're welcome.
318
00:18:13,000 --> 00:18:16,440
This place gets more confusing by the day.
319
00:18:16,520 --> 00:18:19,040
How does it feel to be famous, Henry?
320
00:18:19,120 --> 00:18:22,560
-I've got no idea what you're on about.
-Read this.
321
00:18:22,640 --> 00:18:25,760
"The Adventures Of Dreadful Deidre".
322
00:18:25,840 --> 00:18:28,240
Not my kind of book, but thanks.
323
00:18:28,320 --> 00:18:30,560
I think you'll find it is, Henry.
324
00:18:30,640 --> 00:18:32,880
"Dreadful Deidre does it again.
325
00:18:32,960 --> 00:18:37,520
Whether she's tricking the tooth fairy
or winning the egg and spoon race,
326
00:18:37,600 --> 00:18:42,080
you'll agree she's utterly brilliant
and totally wicked."
327
00:18:42,160 --> 00:18:44,520
Hey! Those are my stories!
328
00:18:44,600 --> 00:18:48,120
"By the best-selling author
of the Big Blue Bat."
329
00:18:48,200 --> 00:18:50,160
Yep, there's even a rat.
330
00:18:50,240 --> 00:18:55,880
"Deidre's sidekick, Fangle,
an unstoppable force of nature." Ha!
331
00:18:55,960 --> 00:18:59,160
Does look much like an unstoppable
force of nature to me.
332
00:18:59,240 --> 00:19:01,240
It's a rat, Henry.
333
00:19:01,320 --> 00:19:05,480
You're right. She's made Fang into a rat!
334
00:19:05,560 --> 00:19:07,640
[chuckles] Can't blame her for that.
335
00:19:11,120 --> 00:19:12,800
[Ralph] It's you, Henry.
336
00:19:12,880 --> 00:19:16,920
It's just like you, Henry,
but dreadful, not horrid.
337
00:19:17,000 --> 00:19:19,640
I know. She's stolen my stories.
338
00:19:19,720 --> 00:19:23,440
She's stolen your life, Henry.
339
00:19:23,520 --> 00:19:25,760
My dad says you should sue.
340
00:19:25,840 --> 00:19:27,800
Yeah, right! That's gonna work.
341
00:19:27,880 --> 00:19:29,800
Let's find out, shall we?
342
00:19:29,880 --> 00:19:32,240
[dials number]
343
00:19:32,320 --> 00:19:35,320
I represent Ms Mnois, silent M,
344
00:19:35,400 --> 00:19:38,280
and she would like you to knowthat she doesn't like you very much.
345
00:19:38,360 --> 00:19:40,600
She doesn't like you very much at all.
346
00:19:40,680 --> 00:19:44,080
Well, maybe we don't like her
very much either.
347
00:19:44,160 --> 00:19:46,840
And she should care because?
348
00:19:46,920 --> 00:19:49,160
She should care because...
349
00:19:49,240 --> 00:19:50,920
Why should she care, Brian?
350
00:19:51,000 --> 00:19:53,880
Because none of us
are going to buy her books.
351
00:19:53,960 --> 00:19:57,000
Because none of us
are going to buy her books.
352
00:19:58,360 --> 00:20:00,960
Look, you're not the first personto complain
353
00:20:01,040 --> 00:20:05,360
that she's stolen your life storyand she has got lots of money.
354
00:20:05,440 --> 00:20:09,000
So, how about I send you a contractto say that you don't mind.
355
00:20:09,080 --> 00:20:12,840
You sign that contract and then we sendyou lots of money to say thank you?
356
00:20:14,160 --> 00:20:16,520
Well, thank you, that seems--
357
00:20:16,600 --> 00:20:18,680
He's not signing and that's that!
358
00:20:18,760 --> 00:20:20,920
What did you do that for?
359
00:20:21,000 --> 00:20:22,520
Money can't buy you love.
360
00:20:22,600 --> 00:20:24,560
-[beeping]
-Gotcha!
361
00:20:24,640 --> 00:20:26,520
Gotcha what, Brian?
362
00:20:26,600 --> 00:20:29,600
Anyone fancy going to a book signing?
363
00:20:31,920 --> 00:20:35,160
[indistinct chatter]
364
00:20:35,240 --> 00:20:37,400
Snotbags at the ready, Henry.
365
00:20:37,480 --> 00:20:39,920
Why are you doing this with me, Margaret?
366
00:20:40,000 --> 00:20:41,760
Wouldn't miss it for the world.
367
00:20:44,520 --> 00:20:47,920
-The name's Henry.
-Horrid Henry!
368
00:20:52,960 --> 00:20:56,240
Nooooooo!
369
00:20:58,080 --> 00:21:01,640
I don't think we'll be hearing
from Dreadful Deidre for a while.
370
00:21:01,720 --> 00:21:05,280
Too right. Horrid Henry rules OK!
371
00:21:06,280 --> 00:21:07,960
Sometimes Henry...
372
00:21:08,040 --> 00:21:09,920
Sometimes what?
373
00:21:10,000 --> 00:21:12,840
Sometimes we make a good team, Henry.
374
00:21:12,920 --> 00:21:15,320
Yeah, sometimes we do.
375
00:21:15,400 --> 00:21:18,000
-Bogey brain.
-Get lost, turnip toes.
376
00:21:18,080 --> 00:21:20,720
-Beetlebonce.
-La-la lungs!
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