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♪ It's not easy being me ♪
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♪ "Wash your face and brush your hair" ♪
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♪ Nag, nag, nagIt's just not fair ♪
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♪ I'm Horrid Henry ♪
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♪ So down with schoolI'm gonna rule ♪
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♪ And when I'm king I'll do my thing ♪
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♪ Then my life would be so sweet ♪
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♪ I'm Horrid Henry ♪
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♪ Nah, nah, nah, nah, nah, ney ♪
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♪ The Purple Hand Gang rules, OK ♪
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♪ It's so easy being me ♪
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♪ I'm Horrid Henry ♪
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So if X equals Y, plus three times
eight to the power of two,
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then the trajectory will equal...
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- (snores)
- Will equal what, Linda?
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5.8 to the power of minus three,
Miss Battle-Axe.
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- Like, uh...
- That is correct. Well done, Linda.
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Anyone else clever enough to know
what I was talking about?
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Please, miss,
I got as far as the trajectory,
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but then I started wondering
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whether the power of two
should really be the power of one, and..
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Thank you, Brian. That was very clever.
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Does anyone else have any idea
what we're talking about?
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I dunno.
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Miss, I did wonder
if it might be something
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to do with the power of one, too.
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Uh, by "too" I mean "also"
rather than the number two, though.
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Thank you, Andrew.
That was quite clever.
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(bell rings)
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Class dismissed!
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You three clever ones, stay behind.
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(cackles)
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(ticks)
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(music starts)
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♪ How do you do? ♪
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♪ I think you've metmy faithful handmaidens ♪
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♪ Is that a little frownI see on your brow? ♪
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♪ There's no need to be feeling down ♪
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♪ Don't make assumptions ♪
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♪ Don't be presumptuous ♪
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♪ Don't think you know me at all ♪
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♪ You may not thinkI've got a lot to give ♪
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♪ But when it comes to lifeI've got a lot to live ♪
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♪ I'm a sweet big sister ♪
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♪ I'm not a mister ♪
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♪ I'm a sweet big sister ♪
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♪ Here to look after you ♪
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♪ We'll start with history ♪
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♪ Of which there is none ♪
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♪ On to geography, nowhere to run ♪
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♪ Science is easy ♪
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♪ It'll make you feel queasy ♪
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♪ We'll finish with maths ♪
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♪ Detention in the labs ♪
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Um, Miss Battle-Axe,
are you feeling alright?
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It's just you seem
to have changed overnight.
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Yeah, uh, cool! Uh, not cool.
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Al, don't be such a fool!
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Brian, Linda, Andrew, come with me.
You lot, stay here.
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- Let's go.
- Go where? She told us to stay here.
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We've got to find out what's going!
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I've no idea what's going on.
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- It's obvious, isn't it?
- What's obvious?
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She's been taken over
by some evil mastermind
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who's controlling her brain.
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Yeah, right! That happens
in a primary school in Ashton!
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Now she's picking off all the clever
ones, so she can control their brains.
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- And then what?
- Anything could happen.
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- Yeah, right.
- Let's suppose she is right, Henry.
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What do we know
about this evil mastermind?
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They're only interested
in the really clever ones.
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- Yep.
- That's not many of us, then.
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- I've got an idea.
- Go on then, Al. Shoot.
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Oh, uh...
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He means tell us what your idea is, Al.
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Oh. Right. Well, my idea is to think
of the cleverest kids we know.
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Right. And then?
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And then we ask them if they know
anything about an evil mastermind.
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Great idea.
Then they'll know we're onto them.
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Yeah, cool!
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No. Not cool.
Then they'll know we're onto them.
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It could just work, you know.
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And will I get the credit
for figuring it out in the first place?
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Huh! Go figure!
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(snotbags squelch)
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Yeah, yeah, yeah.
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You called for me, Lord High Majesty!
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How much do you know, worm?
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Oh, uh, well, what do you mean, Henry?
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How much do you know?
You can tell me. I'm your big brother.
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(inhales) Well, I know
I've got a lot to learn from you.
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- (grunts)
- Yeah, yeah.
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Hang on a minute. Did you say
you had a lot to learn from me?
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Yes, I did.
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Well, I suppose you've got to learn
that you're a smelly nappy baby.
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Yes, Henry, I am a smelly nappy baby.
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You're a quick learner.
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You can leave now.
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Your wish is my command, Leader of the
Purple Hand Gang and Lord High Majesty!
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- Where are you going?
- You said I could leave.
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Right. Only I need
to know where you're going now.
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Oh, I've got a meeting of the
Best Boys' Club. Do you want to join us?
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No! I mean, yes. I mean, maybe.
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Ooh! Goody!
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I'll go and tell the others,
and we can get the paper doilies out.
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We only get the paper doilies out
for very special visitors.
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Uh, right.
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(chuckles)
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It's him. Gotta tell Ralph.
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They don't look like evil masterminds.
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Evil masterminds never do
look like evil masterminds!
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Well, sometimes they do.
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The evil guardian
looks like an evil mastermind.
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HENRY: Let's ask him, then.
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We've got all the doilies out, Henry.
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Peter, are you an evil mastermind?
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(chuckles)
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No! At least I don't think I am.
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It's not him.
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You still coming
to the Best Boys' meeting?
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Well? Did you get anywhere?
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It's not Peter.
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What about the rest of the Best Boys?
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I don't think so.
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They're too obsessed with paper doilies
to be doing any evil masterminding.
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(Miss Battle-Axe hums)
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Please, Miss Battle-Axe!
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What is it, Margaret?
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Do you think I'm clever,
Miss Battle-Axe?
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You think you're clever, Margaret.
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But I don't think you are as clever
as you think you are.
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That's what you think, Miss B.
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I have to go
and do something important,
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so you lot sit tight,
and I'll be, uh, back in a roly mo.
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(beeps)
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You sure about
this evil mastermind thing?
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She could have just gone
to powder her nose.
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Shush! I'm concentrating!
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- On what?
- On where Miss Battle-Axe's gone.
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That was a tracking device
I dropped into her pocket,
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in case you didn't notice.
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Oh, no, I didn't.
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Oh. You surprise me, Henry.
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Alright, then, clever clogs,
where is she?
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(beeps)
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She's in Miss Oddbod's office.
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Miss Oddbod's the evil mastermind?
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Let's find out, shall we?
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(rope twangs)
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(whispers) Henry!
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(gulps) Miss Oddbod.
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Henry, whatever are you doing?
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Oh, come on, Margaret. I know I'm scary,
but I'm not that scary.
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Don't do it, Miss Oddbod.
My mind's not good enough for you.
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Whatever
are you talking about, Margaret?
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She's right, Miss Oddbod.
She's not clever enough for you.
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- What did you say?
- You heard me!
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Yeah, I heard you,
and you know that's not true!
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Whose idea was it
to use the mobile tracking device,
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and whose idea was it
to set up the rope alarm, and...?
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(sighs) Are we trying
to capture the baddies or not?
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Oh. Right. We're onto you, Miss Oddbod.
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- MISS BATTLE-AXE: Hello, hello.
- Is this some sort of a game, Margaret?
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Hang on. I'm warming to my theme here.
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Or should I call you Big Big Sister?
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What is it, Henry? I'm busy!
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If Miss Oddbod is out here,
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then who is Miss Battle-Axe
talking to in there?
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MISS BATTLE-AXE:
Hello, hello, do you read me?
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Calling Big Big Sister.
Hello, hello, do you read me?
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Calling Big Big Sister.
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Boudicca, whatever are you doing?
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Ooh, I, uh, I was...
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I think I was trying
to talk to someone.
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Trying to talk to someone?
Through the computer?
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Well, yes.
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Don't be so ridiculous, Boudicca.
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You can't talk to people
through the computer.
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MISS BATTLE-AXE: Uh, no, no,
of course you can't, Miss Oddbod.
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MISS ODDBOD: Come on, Boudicca.
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I think you need
a nice lie-down and a cup of tea,
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and then you'll be right as rain.
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- You said I wasn't clever.
- I know, but--
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No buts, Henry!
That's what you said, and that's that.
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- HENRY: Sometimes you aren't so clever.
- MARGARET: Like when?
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HENRY: Like then
when you said to Miss Oddbod...
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- (door slams)
- (computer beeps)
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COMPUTER:
Calling Big Sister. Calling Big Sister.
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Big Sister, are you there?
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- ♪ The answer, my friend ♪- ♪ We've saved till the end ♪
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♪ Because you are the meaning of life ♪
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- It's you.
- It's me!
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- And you!
- And me!
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- And you!
- Not me.
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ACTOR: Oh, yeah.
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♪ Yes, you are the meaning of life ♪
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(crowd cheers)
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(William sobs)
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Thought it was pretty good,
except for the romantical stuff.
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(chuckles) Yeah, right.
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♪ This is the partWhere I sing from the heart ♪
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♪ And it's going to get worseYou're gonna get another verse ♪
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(both chuckle)
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Oh, I could watch that show
all over again.
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Ah, well, I just happen
to have these for Monday night.
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Oh, Sidmouth. You don't mean?
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♪ I hope she cannot seeHow much that means to me ♪
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♪ My heart begins to swell ♪
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(sniffs) Hang on a minute.
What's that smell?
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(yells) No!
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(both snore)
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♪ Henry, Henry, get up!It's the morning ♪
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(groans)
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♪ Henry, Henry,this is your first warning ♪
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Did I? Did I just hear...? Nope.
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I thought I heard Mum singing,
but she never sings.
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Must be that miserable musical
from last night.
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- Yeah, yeah, yeah.
- Still got it stuck in my head.
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MUM: ♪ Good morning, Peter,my little sweetie ♪
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♪ It's breakfast time,so come and eatie ♪
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Come and eatie?
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PETER: ♪ Good morning, MotherGood morning, Father ♪
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♪ Good morning, brotherWho's like no other ♪
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Are you winding me up?
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♪ It's time to get readyfor the day ahead ♪
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♪ It's time to get ready,don't be a sleepyhead ♪
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You are such a worm!
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♪ It's true, I'm a wormof the highest order ♪
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♪ I should really be livingIn a herbaceous border ♪
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This so cannot be happening to me!
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Right, that's enough of that nonsense.
No more singing.
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DAD: ♪ Oh, my tie, it's missing ♪
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♪ It's gone astray ♪
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♪ My tie goes missing every day ♪
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♪ My tie... ♪
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Here! Here's your tie, Dad.
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You always say it's gone missing.
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"Where's my tie?" Every day.
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♪ My tie, my son ♪
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♪ My son found my tie ♪
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♪ My head is full of wonderfor my son who found my tie ♪
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Best you don't see this, I think.
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♪ I can't wait, I can't wait ♪
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♪ I don't want to be late ♪
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♪ There is someone I must see ♪
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♪ Who is waiting just for me ♪
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♪ Someone who is special ♪
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♪ Who makes my young heart soar ♪
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♪ Someone so, so special ♪
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♪ I can't help but adore ♪
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You won't ever catch me doing that!
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♪ I feel a song coming on ♪
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Oh, no! This can't be true!
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♪ I feel a song coming on ♪
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Oh, no!
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♪ What can I do? ♪
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♪ It's deep down inside of me ♪
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And that's where it's gonna stay!
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♪ Deep down inside me ♪
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Hidden away!
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♪ Though each time I have a thoughtIt makes me feel so fraught ♪
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What does that mean?
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♪My chest is tight, my heart is lightand I just want to sing ♪
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♪ It's not like I'm in showbizIt's not that I'm a song whiz ♪
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♪ It's just I have this feelingThat means my head is reeling ♪
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♪ It's welling up insideI've got to open my mouth wide ♪
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♪ And sing and sing and sing ♪
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♪ I feel like such a foolGoing into school ♪
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♪ With a song in my heartI'd much rather fart ♪
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♪ I wonder if the othersare feeling the same ♪
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♪ I think it's all the worm's faulthe should take the blame ♪
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- (can parps)
- Gotcha, Henry.
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You're normal! Thank heavens!
You're normal! Hooray!
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Ralph, I'm at sixes and sevens!
I'm having a terrible day!
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♪ It all started with Mumwhen she came in the door ♪
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♪ She didn't even noticethe clothes on the floor ♪
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♪ She just opened her mouthand she started to sing ♪
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♪ Honestly, Ralph,it was a terrible thing ♪
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♪ Henry, she's your mother ♪
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♪ She's not like any other ♪
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♪ One day you'll understand and... ♪
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♪ You're doing it, too
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♪ You're just like the rest!You're crazy, you're mad ♪
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♪ Perhaps this is a test ♪
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♪ To see if I can do it!But do what? And why? ♪
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♪ And why put me through it? ♪
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♪ Come on, Henry,now we're going to be late ♪
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♪ And you know how Miss Bgets into state ♪
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(chalk squeaks)
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♪ I'm really quite clever,at least I was once ♪
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♪ That was before I started teachingthis horrible bunch ♪
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♪ I once was a girlWith a cute little curl ♪
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♪ I had dreams, I had ambition ♪
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♪ Now it's just a war of attrition ♪
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♪ These children, these monsters,so badly behaved ♪
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♪ These children should reallybe properly enslaved ♪
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(shouts) Wait!
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♪ You talking to me, you insolent boy?You talking to me? ♪
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♪ Yes, I'm talking to you,the girl with the curl ♪
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♪ If you were once young,then you know how it feels ♪
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♪ To be locked up in hereTo be frozen with fear ♪
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♪ To learn next to nothing ♪
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♪ All that huffing and puffing ♪
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♪ It's really not fair ♪
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♪ We're going nowhere ♪
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♪ Just look at my hair ♪
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♪ We should be set free ♪
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♪ Free as a bird ♪
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♪ Just 'cause we're kidswe should still be heard ♪
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Cool. Or not cool?
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Like, uh, am I still at school?
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♪ You think you're so smart,you think you are it ♪
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♪ That's not the case, so sit ♪
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♪ You know, little boy,for all your pretension ♪
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♪ There's something about you ♪
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♪ But it's still time for detention ♪
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♪ Henry, don't go,don't leave us behind ♪
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♪ You too, Ralph,if you don't mind ♪
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♪ Detention again ♪
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♪ I'm sorry, Henry, what a pain ♪
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♪ It's alright, Ralph,I really don't mind ♪
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♪ In my office,if you would be so kind ♪
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Well?
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♪ We're here again today ♪
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♪ Because we want to say ♪
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♪ We're fed up of this life ♪
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♪ Of this trouble and strife ♪
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♪ I think I've got the hang of this ♪
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♪ Of how it all works ♪
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♪ You can sing what you wantif you're happy or sad ♪
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♪ You can sing what you want,even if it's bad ♪
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♪ There are things you can sing ♪
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♪ That you wouldn't ever say ♪
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♪ You can say what you want,you can do anything ♪
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♪ Not anything, Henry dear ♪
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♪ Not when teachers are near ♪
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♪ Oops, sorry, Miss Oddbod,I stepped out of line ♪
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♪ I promise you thatwill be the only time ♪
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♪ There are so many thingsI want to get off my chest ♪
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♪ About school, about homework,and wearing a vest ♪
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♪ It's hard to knowwhere I should begin ♪
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♪ Perhaps it's enoughto say life is tough ♪
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♪ Especially when you're a kid ♪
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♪ Miss Oddbod, Miss Battle-Axeand even Soggy Sid ♪
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♪ They've got it sorted,their life is a dream ♪
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♪ But that's because they're grown-ups ♪
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♪ And they can eat ice creamwhenever they like ♪
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♪ They can go to schoolWithout feeling like a fool ♪
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♪ They don't get told what to do ♪
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♪ What to wear, to stand over there ♪
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♪ You're only young onceand it doesn't last long ♪
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♪ You're only young oncethat's the theme of this song ♪
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♪ So make sure you enjoy itand have the most fun ♪
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♪ Make sure you enjoy itand get out in the sun ♪
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♪ Make sure you enjoy itand just do your best ♪
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♪ You can be sure that life ♪
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♪ Will take care of the rest ♪
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♪ Yes, you're only young onceand it doesn't last long ♪
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♪ So make sure you're listeningto the words of this song ♪
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♪ You're only young onceso get out and have fun ♪
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♪ Make the most of it, do your best ♪
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♪ And life will take care of the rest ♪
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Shall we, Henry?
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You are joking, Ralph?
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Come on, Henry! What's a musical
without a bit of dancing?
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He's right.
There's got to be a bit of dancing.
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♪ Make the most of it, do your best ♪
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♪ And life will take care of the rest ♪
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