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[theme song playing]
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♪ It's not easy being me ♪
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♪ "Wash your face And brush your hair" ♪
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♪ Nag, nag, nag It's just not fair ♪
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♪ I'm Horrid Henry ♪
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♪ So down with school I'm gonna rule ♪
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♪ And when I'm king I'll do my thing ♪
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♪ And then my life Would be so sweet ♪
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♪ I'm Horrid Henry ♪
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♪ Nah, nah, nahNah, nah, ney ♪
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♪ The Purple Hand GangRules, okay ♪
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♪ It's so easy being me ♪
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♪ I'm Horrid Henry ♪
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[groans]
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I need breakfast.
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You need lunch, Henry.
It's gone 10 o'clock.
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But it's Saturday.
I always lie in on Saturdays.
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♪ Buttercups and daisiesare flowers I love ♪
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[groans]
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Reckon we're gonna need this.
It's a beautiful day today.
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[groaning]
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What are you doing to me?
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Today is Family Fresh Air Day.
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-No.
-Which means...
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No!
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we'll be spending all day...
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No, no, no!
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outside, in the fresh air.
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[inhales deeply]
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[screaming]
No!
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-I'm not coming.
-You are coming, Henry.
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Now, who's gonna help me
make the picnic?
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Ooh, me, please.
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I'll help you, Dad.
Please, can I help?
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Pleasity, please.
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It's all right, worm.
There's no competition.
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You go right ahead,
toady toad.
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Don't be horrid, Henry.
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Ooh, look. Lettuce and cucumber.
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Ooh, and tomatoes.
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Right. We need
the picnic blanket.
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Ooh, I'll get it
for you, Dad.
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And I'll pack the picnic.
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[laughs mischievously]
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Now, that's what
I call a picnic.
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Right, picnic blanket.
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Check.
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-Picnic bag.
-Got it, Dad.
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You're supposed
to say "check".
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"Check," worm.
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Sun umbrella? Ah.
I left that in the kitchen.
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I'll get it, Dad.
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Dad says, "Do you two want
to take the Tiddlywinks
in case we get bored later?"
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I'm bored already. And no,
I do not want to take
the Tiddlywinks.
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Ooh, is that a tomato?
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What? Uh, oh, that.
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Hmm, ooh, delicious.
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[exclaims]
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Go on, chew.
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I am chewing, worm.
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[Dad] Hurry up, boys.
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Coming, Dad.
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[exclaims in disgust]
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What a wormy worm.
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[Dad] Henry!
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Coming, Dad.
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Here, Henry,
let me take something.
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Wait, smelly nappy baby.
You can carry something, too.
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I am carrying something.
I've got the Tiddlywinks.
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[snorts] Tiddlywinks.
Tiddly stinks, more like.
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Don't be horrid, Henry.
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What do you mean,
"We're not going in the car"?
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I didn't say that, Henry.
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Well, then, are we
going in the car?
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-No.
-[grunts]
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Told you so.
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It's Family Fresh Air Day
today, Henry. Remember?
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[sighs]
How could I forget?
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[sighs] At last
we're here.
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Yes. A perfect spot.
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[sniffs] Hmm.
Smell that fresh air.
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[sniffs]
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Uh, it's a bit
smelly here, Dad.
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[sniffing] Hmm,
you're right, Peter.
It is a bit smelly.
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There's another
perfect spot over there.
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Hey, isn't anyone gonna
help me with this lot?
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Oh.
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[sighs]
I guess not.
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You'd help me if you could,
wouldn't you?
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What do you mean, "No"?
[snorts] Thanks a lot.
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Dad says, "Hurry up, Henry.
We found another perfect spot."
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[sighs] This stuff's
heavy, you know.
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Who are you talking to, Henry?
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No one you need to know about,
smelly nappy baby, duke of poop.
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Dad!
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You don't have to
tell on me, you know.
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Yes, I do.
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Dad!
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-Dad...
-What is it, Henry?
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We're still looking
for the perfect spot to sit.
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Yeah, I know that. But...
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[Peter]
Over here, Dad.
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[Dad]
Over here, Henry.
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[Peter] Here.
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No. Over here.
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[Dad] Over here.
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No, here.
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Don't be horrid, Henry.
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-[roars]
-[screams]
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[crunching]
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Hmm?
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Hey, what do you think
you're doing?
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-He's nibbling.
-Yeah, I can see that.
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He's a nasty nibbler.
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[Henry] Yeah, I can
see that, too.
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Get lost, nasty nibbler.
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He won't go away till he's
nibbled all your food.
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Hmm, great.
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[farts]
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[sniffing]
Yuck. You just farted.
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There's a perfect spot
over here, Dad.
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[farts]
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[groans]
Someone's made a nasty smell.
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Was it you, Henry?
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No, it was her.
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Oh, hello, I'm Peter.
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Oh, here we go.
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-And you are?
-Finola.
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[snorts] Farty Finola,
more like.
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Henry, you are so
not a gentleman.
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You're right, Peter.
I am so not a gentleman.
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So why don't you
take Farty Finola
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and the Nasty Nibbler
away from here?
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Far, far away.
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Would you like
a pretzel, Finola?
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Ooh, wait there.
Don't go anywhere, fair lady.
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[both laugh]
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Oh, please. What is this?
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Love me, love my farty pretzel?
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[burps]
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[panting]
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He wants you to
tickle his tummy.
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No way. He ate all our food.
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That's because
he's a nibbler.
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Yeah, you already told me.
A real nasty nibbler.
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[barking]
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[Peter chuckling]
Good boy.
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Would you like
to play Tiddlywinks?
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[sighs] Such fun.
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Ah, here you all are.
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Where did you get that?
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Oh, they were giving away
free ice creams
on the other side of the park.
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-Did you say, "were"?
-Oh, yes.
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Ha. I got the last one,
lucky, eh?
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Yeah, really lucky. For you.
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[slurps]
Oh, uh, sorry, Henry.
Do you want a bit?
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No, thanks.
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-[slurps]
-Dad?
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Yes, Henry.
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Dad! Come and meet
my new friends.
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Back in a minute, Henry.
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Hang on a minute.
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Excuse me.
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What is it, Henry?
Can't you see I'm busy?
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-Where's Mum?
-Mum?
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Oh, she's at the hairdresser's.
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The hairdresser's?
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So, a haircut
was more important
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than enjoying Family
Fresh Air Day with us?
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Well, yes.
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You see, here's my theory.
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If Mum had been there
when I got up this morning,
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I wouldn't have had to go without my breakfast.
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And if Mum had come
to the park with us,
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I wouldn't havehad to carry everything.
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Hmm. Time to
go home now, I reckon.
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-Hi, Mum, nice hair.
-Oh, thank you.
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Did you enjoy
Family Fresh Air Day, Henry?
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Sort of, but next time,
can you come, too?
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It's just not the same
without you.
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You know, sometimes,
just sometimes,
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that boy says the nicest things.
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[sighs] Good bye.
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[indistinct chatter]
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[wailing]
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Excuse me,
girls coming through.
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Yeah, coming through.
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Hey, you're
queue barging.
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No, we're not.
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Yes, you are.
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-I'm not.
-[blowing raspberry] Are so.
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[grunts] Am not,
am not, am not.
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-Hey, wasn't even a word.
-Yes, it is!
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-Isn't.
-Is, is, is!
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Oh, what? Can't you see
I'm busy?
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Well, yes, and I hate to
interrupt you, Henry, but...
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some of us are hungry
and we want our lunch.
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Yeah, want our lunch.
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Well, thanks
for your support, Susan.
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Yeah, thanks.
You are?
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So, where were we?
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-Isn't, isn't, isn't!
-Is, Henry!
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"Is" is a word. Anyway,
you don't even know anything...
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[both yelling]
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...I can't stand you, Margaret.
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[both screaming]
No!
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Hey, where's my lunch?
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[muffled] What? That's it.
I'm telling my Dad,
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and he'll make sure,
you're out of that kitchen
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quicker than a kitten
on a hot tin roof!
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What did you
just say, Margaret?
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-I said, uh...
-[cat meows]
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[swallows]
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Oh. Miss Oddbod.
I didn't see you there.
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I was just saying
that my Dad...
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No, not that bit.
The bit about the kitten.
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-Oh. The bit about the kitten...
-[meows]
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on a hot tin roof,
you mean, Miss Oddbod?
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Yes, Margaret. The bit about
a kitten on a hot tin roof.
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[meows]
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-Erm, ah...
-Exactly, Margaret.
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"Erm, ah..."
just about sums it up.
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[whispering]
Sorry, Miss Oddbod.
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I can't hear you, Margaret.
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[softly]
Sorry, Miss Oddbod
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I still can't hear you.
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Sorry, Miss Oddbod.
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That's better.
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You, young people, "sorry"
seems to be the hardest word.
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-Erm, Miss Oddbod?
-What is it, Margaret?
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Can I go now,
Miss Oddbod?
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-Go where, Margaret?
-Erm, to play?
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No, Margaret. That is
not the right answer.
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-Is it, little tiddly widdly?
-[meows]
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-Detention?
-Is the right answer, Margaret,
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and do not pass go.
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No, Miss Oddbod.
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I mean, yes,
Miss Oddbod. I mean...
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[Miss Oddbod]
Oh, just go, Margaret.
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Phew. Lucky escape.
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Nothing lucky about it,
beetle brain.
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Just be thankful
I didn't turn you in.
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It was all your fault
in the first place.
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Get lost, bogey bones.
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Later, loser.
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What is she getting
so beetle bounty about?
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Well, she's got detention
from Miss Oddbod,
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and she says,
it's all my fault.
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-Well, was it?
-Of course not.
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She was being rude
about kittens and hot tin roofs.
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I didn't really
understand that bit.
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Hmm, me neither.
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If you want some real rudeness,
then I'm your man.
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Yeah, you're the man.
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Let me tell you
just how rude I am.
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Woo hey!
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Yo, what's up?
Your old mate Ralph here.
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They call me Rude Ralph,
because I was born to be rude!
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[blows raspberry]
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-♪ Rude Ralph ♪
-[buzzing]
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♪ Ruder than a beeThat's buzzing ♪
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♪ Rude Ralph ♪
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♪ Ruder than yourAuntie's cousin ♪
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♪ Rude Ralph ♪
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♪ Ruder than a mountain goat ♪
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♪ Rude Ralph ♪
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♪ Ruder than a HenryThank you note ♪
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♪ So I'm walkingDown the street ♪
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♪ No guesses who I meet ♪
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♪My old mate, Henry ♪
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♪ He's with his mum and dad ♪
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♪So I do no moreI start to snore ♪
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♪'Cause that's how I amI'm rude ♪
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-♪ He's rude ♪-♪ I am rude ♪
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♪ He's really really rude ♪
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♪ Rude Ralph ♪
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♪ Ruder than a beeThat's buzzing ♪
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♪ Rude Ralph ♪
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♪ Ruder than yourAuntie's cousin ♪
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♪ Rude Ralph ♪
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♪ Ruder than a mountain goat ♪
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♪ Rude Ralph ♪
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♪ Ruder than a HenryThank you note ♪
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[blowing raspberry]
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♪ So I'm sitting at my deskSpying on the rest ♪
286
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♪ When suddenlyI look up and... ♪
287
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Oh, sorry, Miss Battle-AxeI didn't see you there.
288
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[all grunting]
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Ralph, you know
you're not allowed
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to sing and dance
in the corridor.
291
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Yes, Miss Battle-Axe.
292
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So, it's detention
for all of you.
293
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Follow me, now.
294
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This is all
your fault, Henry.
295
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[girls giggling]
296
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What? My fault? No way.
297
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I mean, is it my fault
when everyone's yelling at me?
298
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-Stop that, Henry!
-Don't be horrid, Henry!
299
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You're the worst parents
in the world!
300
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[Henry]
I'm the creature from the Black Lagoon,
301
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[bubbling]
302
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seething and writhingin my swampy underwater lair,
303
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just waiting for a victimto pass by,
304
00:16:03,680 --> 00:16:08,080
and that victim's goingto be you, smelly nappy baby.
305
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[screams]
306
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[Henry roars]
307
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[Dad]
Leave your brotheralone, Henry.
308
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[Margaret] So you see,
so then I said to her
and she said to me,
309
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we both said to each other,
"If you really really
want to come to my house,
310
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you gotta have to do something
about that dog of yours,
311
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because she's really stinky,
and I can't stand her,
312
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and actually I don't like you
very much either." So...
313
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[Henry]
And as for Moody Margaret,who I see as a girl,
314
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enough said really...
315
00:16:34,240 --> 00:16:35,080
[Margaret speaking on phone]
316
00:16:35,160 --> 00:16:37,640
If she doesn't let me play
with her Crimson Cutlass,
317
00:16:37,760 --> 00:16:40,160
then I'll make her
walk the plank.
318
00:16:40,240 --> 00:16:44,560
And what makes you think,
I'll let you play with my
Crimson Cutlass, Henry?
319
00:16:45,040 --> 00:16:47,160
[Henry]
Because I am a giant octopus,
320
00:16:47,280 --> 00:16:50,600
lurking just belowthe surface of the water,
321
00:16:52,240 --> 00:16:54,680
waiting for exactlythe right time
322
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for someoneto fall off the plank.
323
00:16:56,960 --> 00:17:00,400
And that someone's gonna be you,
Moody Margaret.
324
00:17:01,040 --> 00:17:03,320
Ha. Like I care.
325
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[screams]
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[thunder claps]
327
00:17:08,000 --> 00:17:10,000
[Henry] And when you fallinto my clutches,
328
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I'll wrap my tentacles around you
329
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and squeeze and squeezeand squeeze.
330
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[roars]
331
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[screams]
332
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Help!
333
00:17:28,240 --> 00:17:33,120
[screaming]
334
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[Margaret] I'll get you, Henry!
335
00:17:45,640 --> 00:17:47,720
So I get a little
angry sometimes.
336
00:17:48,160 --> 00:17:51,880
And is it my fault when no one
knows the answer to anything?
337
00:17:52,480 --> 00:17:57,000
[music playing]
338
00:18:01,960 --> 00:18:04,520
♪ What's one plus oneTimes two plus two ♪
339
00:18:04,600 --> 00:18:06,840
♪ Where do spacemenGo to the loo ♪
340
00:18:06,920 --> 00:18:09,240
-♪ Why's the sea blue? ♪-♪ Where's my other shoe? ♪
341
00:18:09,320 --> 00:18:12,000
♪ Where doAll the bubbles go to? ♪
342
00:18:12,080 --> 00:18:13,440
♪ Hmm ♪
343
00:18:13,960 --> 00:18:16,600
♪ Do anteatersReally only eat ants? ♪
344
00:18:16,680 --> 00:18:18,880
♪ Why does SupermanShow off his pants? ♪
345
00:18:18,960 --> 00:18:21,480
-♪ Can animals dance? ♪-♪ What's the capital of France? ♪
346
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♪ Bert, is this yoursby any chance? ♪
347
00:18:23,840 --> 00:18:25,720
-[all giggling]
-Uh, I don't know.
348
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[all] ♪ Oh, we don't knowWe just don't know ♪
349
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♪ Ask us a questionWe just don't know ♪
350
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♪ We don't knowWe just don't know ♪
351
00:18:34,880 --> 00:18:38,040
♪ Whatever we knowWe just don't know ♪
352
00:18:39,240 --> 00:18:43,720
[school bell ringing]
353
00:18:44,200 --> 00:18:46,400
Well, you get the general idea.
354
00:18:46,480 --> 00:18:48,600
How is that my fault?
355
00:18:49,480 --> 00:18:52,120
-How did that happen?
-I don't know.
356
00:18:53,120 --> 00:18:54,440
Not my fault.
357
00:18:57,760 --> 00:19:00,680
[children clamoring]
358
00:19:01,200 --> 00:19:02,360
Not my fault.
359
00:19:12,640 --> 00:19:15,920
Oops. But not really my fault.
360
00:19:21,240 --> 00:19:23,400
[panting]
361
00:19:30,640 --> 00:19:32,960
[continues panting]
362
00:19:33,040 --> 00:19:36,560
-[child laughs maliciously]
-No, Vicky.
363
00:19:39,440 --> 00:19:40,280
[grunts]
364
00:19:41,520 --> 00:19:43,640
[laughs maliciously]
365
00:19:43,960 --> 00:19:45,920
Definitely not my fault.
366
00:19:48,960 --> 00:19:50,880
Hey, where is everyone?
367
00:19:51,440 --> 00:19:54,040
[chuckles] Oh, yeah,
everyone's in detention.
368
00:19:54,120 --> 00:19:55,360
[panting]
369
00:19:55,440 --> 00:19:57,480
Well, nearly everyone.
370
00:19:58,080 --> 00:19:59,280
[grunts]
371
00:20:03,800 --> 00:20:07,000
Henry, what do you
have to say for yourself?
372
00:20:07,080 --> 00:20:09,200
It was all my fault, Miss.
373
00:20:09,280 --> 00:20:14,360
[sighs] Not again, Henry.
Detention, now.
374
00:20:15,480 --> 00:20:17,680
Yes!
[laughs mischievously]
375
00:20:20,920 --> 00:20:24,720
[theme music playing]
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