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(upbeat funky music)
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♪ The bell rings ♪
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♪ My heart sings ♪
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♪ And I'm out in the hall
with my best friends ♪
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♪ Going for a ride ♪
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♪ I feel good inside ♪
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♪ A good time ♪
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♪ The sun shines ♪
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♪ She's a very good friend of mine ♪
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♪ I don't wanna know why ♪
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♪ It's Hollywood High ♪
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♪ Sandy Shores ♪
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♪ Upstream ♪
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♪ I love the stream ♪
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♪ Open air ♪
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♪ That's how I feel ♪
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♪ That's how I feel ♪
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♪ A good time ♪
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♪ The sun shines ♪
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♪ She's a very good friend of mine ♪
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♪ I don't wanna know why ♪
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♪ Love flies by ♪
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♪ It's Hollywood High ♪
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(Siren blaring)
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♪ Sandy shores ♪
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♪ Upstream ♪
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♪ I love the stream ♪
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♪ Open air ♪
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♪ That's how I feel ♪
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♪ That's how I feel ♪
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♪ The bell rings ♪
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♪ My heart sings ♪
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♪ And I'm out in the hall
with my best friends ♪
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♪ Going for a ride ♪
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♪ I feel good inside ♪
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♪ It's Hollywood High ♪
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- [Candy] We'll have--
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- [Group] Two all beef patties,
special sauce,
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lettuce, cheese, pickles, onions,
on a sesame seed bun.
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(rasberrie-ing)
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(comical synth music)
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- [Bebe] Candy, you gotta stop messing around
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with that horny old cop's head.
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- [Jan] Or we'll be going to
school on Wilcox Avenue.
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- What's on Wilcox Avenue?
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- Monica, how long have you
been hanging in with us?
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- Oh, about 10 weeks, I guess.
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- Has it been that long?
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- Well, maybe nine weeks.
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- I remember.
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It was right after we caught her having lunch
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in Mike Telafaro's gym shorts.
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(laughing)
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And he was in 'em at the time.
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- Well, it was during gym class.
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(laughing)
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- Okay, Jan, so what's on
Wilcox Avenue anyway?
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- [Jan] Wilcox Avenue is a street where
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that poon-tang crazy cop
changes into his jock strap.
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(laughing)
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- It's also where they lock up the bad guys.
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It could even happen to us good guys.
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- Don't worry.
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That flake won't dare bust us.
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He knows I'll tell the captain about the time
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I let him pound me with his night stick.
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- Gee, Candy, where was he pounding you?
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- Well, it sure wasn't on my head.
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(laughing)
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- Where was he pounding you?
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- Go back to sleep, Bebe.
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We'll wake you when the
train gets to Chicago.
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You know, that cop
really plays with himself
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in the shower.
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Can you imagine him
getting caught doing it?
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(laughing)
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"Now, looky here, captain.
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It's my tally-wacker and I'll
wash it as fast as I want to."
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(laughing)
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Hey, where the hell are our guys anyway?
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I hope they don't forget the pup tent.
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- And the beer.
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- [Monica] Mmm, I sure
wish this was a nude beach.
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- Come on, Monica.
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You just want a chance to
check out the meat locker.
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- Yeah, look at the time I save later.
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No big disappointment.
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- You mean no little disappointment.
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- Speaking of disappointments.
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(comical synth music)
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We got busted today trying to get a little
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in the cloakroom.
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Boy, do we need privacy.
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- [Jan] Oh, I hate that damn rumble-seat.
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I'm beginning to feel like
the hunchback of Notre Dame.
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- [Monica] Well, the pizza
parlor is out from now on.
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- Pizza?
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What kind was it?
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- Hot pepperoni.
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- Oh, I love hot pepperoni.
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- Yeah, especially if it belongs to Mike.
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Come on, let's get wet.
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(upbeat funky music)
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- Are we really going to
take a train to Chicago,
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'cause trains make me sick.
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- Come on, Bebe.
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Last one in the water
gets the rumble-seat.
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(laughing)
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♪ I may go along ♪
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♪ Our love will keep us strong ♪
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♪ Don't you worry about tomorrow ♪
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♪ Don't you worry about me ♪
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♪ 'cause the music ♪
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♪ The music will flow free ♪
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♪ I laugh ♪
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♪ So easily ♪
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♪ When you smile ♪
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♪ So tenderly ♪
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♪ Don't you worry about tomorrow ♪
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♪ Don't you worry about me ♪
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♪ 'cause the music ♪
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♪ The music will flow free ♪
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(laughing)
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♪ Ridin' on the tail of a comet ♪
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♪ Has never been an easy chore ♪
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♪ I gotta jump on that ol' fireball ♪
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♪ And ride forever more ♪
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♪ Don't you worry about tomorrow ♪
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♪ Don't you worry about me ♪
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♪ 'cause the music ♪
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♪ The music will flow free ♪
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♪ Don't you worry about tomorrow ♪
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♪ Don't you worry about me ♪
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- Hey.
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(laughing and screaming)
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(whistling)
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(laughing)
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- Whoo.
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Hello.
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Any of you groovy kids wanna boogie?
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Hey.
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Whoo.
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Any of you groovy kids wanna boogie?
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- Why not.
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- Cool it, Monica.
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His Tamale's not even here.
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- Hey, man.
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You're really an upfront chick.
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- Say, daddy, got some beer?
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- Wow, where you think I'm at?
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I got everything.
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You wanna blow some real Cuban tobacco
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and ride on my big board?
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- If I blow grass, I'll be
riding more than your board.
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How ya hangin'?
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- Oooh, I'm hangin' 10.
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You're a real foxy upfront chick, man.
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- What's with you all?
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Our guys are on the way out here.
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- Well, what's Cuban tobacco?
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(upbeat funk music)
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- Oooh.
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- You ain't exactly Micky Mouse.
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- Hey, cool it.
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(laughing)
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- Hey, water freak, you think
you can handle four chicks?
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- My name ain't Frasier
Mendoza for nothing.
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- For what?
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- Frasier Mendoza, man.
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- After the lion?
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(growling)
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- Dig it.
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- I'm first.
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(laughing)
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- Hey, cool it.
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I call the shots.
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First, we smoke.
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- Hey, cool it, Candy.
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You wanna get busted for molesting?
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(laughing)
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- All right.
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(upbeat funky music)
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- Man, this is really great shit.
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(laughing)
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- I can get zoned out.
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(laughing)
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- Well, I'm getting horny honey.
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♪ Here on the beach ♪
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♪ About a quarter to three ♪
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♪ I wasn't doing much ♪
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♪ I was just being me ♪
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♪ I never gave any false gainful employment ♪
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♪ What I love is total enjoyment ♪
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♪ Who'd ever guess ♪
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♪ I'm on the beach of bandits ♪
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♪ Golden bikini ♪
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♪ Stop making locks ♪
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♪ We gotta get up and rock rock rock ♪
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♪ Who'd ever guess ♪
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♪ I'm on the beach of bandits ♪
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♪ I'm laying on the sand with
a chick on each side ♪
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♪ Waiting on the surf ♪
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♪ And we'll go for a ride ♪
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♪ Don't know how I got myself in this situation ♪
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♪ What I like is a permanent vacation ♪
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♪ Who'd ever guess ♪
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♪ I'm on the beach of bandits ♪
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♪ Come Marsha and Carla, Belle and Bill ♪
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♪ I know my dreams are real ♪
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♪ Who'd ever guess ♪
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♪ I'm on the beach of bandits ♪
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♪ Who'd ever guess ♪
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♪ I'm on the beach of bandits ♪
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♪ Golden bikini ♪
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♪ Stop making locks ♪
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♪ We gotta get up and rock rock rock ♪
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♪ Who'd ever guess ♪
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♪ I'm on the beach of bandits ♪
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- Hey, sexy.
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- Last one in the water
rides the last board.
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- He's talking board-on
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and we're thinking hard-on.
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Come on, let's get him.
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♪ Every other day you make
a run for some beer ♪
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♪ That's as far as we'll get ♪
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♪ 'cause the place is so dead ♪
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♪ When the tide's coming in ♪
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♪ And a little of the sun ♪
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♪ My baby's coming ♪
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♪ And makes my motor run ♪
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♪ Who'd ever guess ♪
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♪ I'm on the beach of bandits ♪
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♪ Come Marsha and Carla, Belle and Bill ♪
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♪ I know my dreams are real ♪
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♪ Who'd ever guess ♪
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♪ I'm on the beach of bandits. ♪
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♪ I'm rolling in the sand ♪
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♪ A chick on each side ♪
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♪ Waiting on the surf and we'll go for a ride ♪
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♪ I don't know how I got
myself in this situation ♪
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♪ What I like is a permanent Vacation ♪
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♪ Who'd ever guess ♪
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? I'm on the beach of bandits ?
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♪ Golden bikini ♪
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♪ Stop making locks ♪
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♪ You gotta get up and rock rock rock ♪
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♪ Who'd ever guess ♪
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♪ I'm on the beach of bandits ♪
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♪ I was laying on the beach ♪
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♪ About a quarter to three ♪
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♪ Wasn't doing much ♪
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♪ I was just being me ♪
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♪ I never gave any false gainful employment ♪
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♪ What I love is total enjoyment ♪
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♪ Who'd ever guess ♪
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♪ I'm on the beach of bandits ♪
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♪ Golden bikini ♪
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♪ Stop making locks ♪
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♪ I gotta get up and rock rock rock ♪
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♪ Who'd ever guess ♪
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♪ I'm on the beach of bandits ♪
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♪ Down on the beach of bandits ♪
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♪ Down on the beach ♪
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(laughing)
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- Don't hit me in the face.
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- You're always stoned.
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- All right, cool it.
270
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- Jeez, Fenz, we've been looking all over for ya.
271
00:16:31,011 --> 00:16:33,525
- Fenz's chicks screwing off, eh.
272
00:16:33,525 --> 00:16:34,358
Eh.
273
00:16:35,757 --> 00:16:37,781
- Who's this creep?
274
00:16:37,781 --> 00:16:40,082
- Hi, Buzzy, honey.
275
00:16:40,082 --> 00:16:41,693
- Hi, bullshit.
276
00:16:41,693 --> 00:16:43,026
Who's the creep?
277
00:16:45,018 --> 00:16:46,518
- This is Frasier.
278
00:16:48,185 --> 00:16:51,018
- Oh, you mean like the lion, huh?
279
00:16:51,948 --> 00:16:53,888
- Well, it wasn't like Micky Mouse.
280
00:16:53,888 --> 00:16:54,721
I felt it.
281
00:16:55,847 --> 00:16:56,680
- Oh yeah?
282
00:16:57,617 --> 00:17:00,793
Hey, mama, and what were you feeling?
283
00:17:00,793 --> 00:17:02,543
- All I feel is high.
284
00:17:03,504 --> 00:17:07,898
- Do you know what your eyes are beholding?
285
00:17:07,898 --> 00:17:09,981
- Man, I'm not sure, man.
286
00:17:12,593 --> 00:17:15,176
- They're beholding the Fenzie.
287
00:17:19,756 --> 00:17:21,423
- You mean the Fenz?
288
00:17:23,822 --> 00:17:26,239
- There can be only one Fenz.
289
00:17:27,322 --> 00:17:28,694
- Hey, man.
290
00:17:28,694 --> 00:17:30,927
I didn't know, man.
291
00:17:30,927 --> 00:17:34,123
- This is the Fenz and his boys' turn.
292
00:17:34,123 --> 00:17:35,653
- [Boys] Yeah.
293
00:17:35,653 --> 00:17:39,580
- And nobody messes with the Fenz's chicks.
294
00:17:39,580 --> 00:17:40,997
- Yeah, right on.
295
00:17:42,873 --> 00:17:43,706
- Hey.
296
00:17:50,976 --> 00:17:52,046
- Hey, Fenz.
297
00:17:52,046 --> 00:17:54,241
You gonna let that guy fly the coop like that?
298
00:17:54,241 --> 00:17:55,107
- Sure.
299
00:17:55,107 --> 00:17:56,642
- But why?
300
00:17:56,642 --> 00:17:59,910
- 'Cause that's how I stay so good looking.
301
00:17:59,910 --> 00:18:00,743
- Oh.
302
00:18:02,157 --> 00:18:02,990
Yeah.
303
00:18:06,191 --> 00:18:07,405
Yeah.
304
00:18:07,405 --> 00:18:09,655
- [Buzz] I want some Candy.
305
00:18:13,681 --> 00:18:15,457
(moaning)
306
00:18:15,457 --> 00:18:17,776
(upbeat funky music)
307
00:18:17,776 --> 00:18:20,193
♪ Beach love ♪
308
00:18:21,824 --> 00:18:24,241
♪ Beach love ♪
309
00:18:26,259 --> 00:18:28,676
♪ Beach love ♪
310
00:18:31,827 --> 00:18:35,410
♪ Feeling the water's edge ♪
311
00:18:36,893 --> 00:18:40,726
♪ Feeling my toes in the sand ♪
312
00:18:42,099 --> 00:18:44,516
♪ Beach love ♪
313
00:18:46,382 --> 00:18:48,799
♪ Beach love ♪
314
00:18:50,659 --> 00:18:53,076
♪ Beach love ♪
315
00:18:55,478 --> 00:18:59,561
♪ And when I'm holding you tight ♪
316
00:19:01,148 --> 00:19:05,487
♪ Everything will be all right ♪
317
00:19:05,487 --> 00:19:07,904
♪ Beach love ♪
318
00:19:09,044 --> 00:19:11,461
♪ Beach love ♪
319
00:19:14,531 --> 00:19:16,948
♪ Beach love ♪
320
00:19:30,830 --> 00:19:34,537
♪ And when I'm holding you tight ♪
321
00:19:34,537 --> 00:19:38,988
♪ Everything will be all right ♪
322
00:19:38,988 --> 00:19:41,405
♪ Beach love ♪
323
00:19:42,770 --> 00:19:44,092
♪ Oooh ♪
324
00:19:44,092 --> 00:19:46,509
♪ Beach love ♪
325
00:19:48,404 --> 00:19:50,821
♪ Beach love ♪
326
00:19:59,045 --> 00:20:03,650
♪ Feeling the warmth of his hand ♪
327
00:20:03,650 --> 00:20:07,733
♪ Can you hear music of the band ♪
328
00:20:08,844 --> 00:20:12,927
♪ And when I'm holding you tight ♪
329
00:20:13,865 --> 00:20:18,198
♪ Everything will be all right ♪
330
00:20:18,198 --> 00:20:20,615
♪ Beach love ♪
331
00:20:22,395 --> 00:20:24,812
♪ Beach love ♪
332
00:20:27,344 --> 00:20:29,761
♪ Beach love ♪
333
00:20:40,276 --> 00:20:43,109
(class murmuring)
334
00:20:47,619 --> 00:20:50,161
- Oh god, I hate history.
335
00:20:52,153 --> 00:20:53,070
Buongiorno.
336
00:20:54,575 --> 00:20:55,742
- Belli belli.
337
00:20:57,467 --> 00:21:01,050
Today, class, we're
going to do the Greeks.
338
00:21:03,283 --> 00:21:05,305
- Yeah, you should've come in backwards.
339
00:21:05,305 --> 00:21:07,555
(laughing)
340
00:21:10,949 --> 00:21:13,199
(mumbling)
341
00:21:18,981 --> 00:21:21,654
- Now, about those Greeks.
342
00:21:21,654 --> 00:21:25,154
Now then, we have been studying the Greeks
343
00:21:27,804 --> 00:21:29,137
for about a week
344
00:21:31,465 --> 00:21:35,632
and you have all shown little
or no interest whatsoever.
345
00:21:40,221 --> 00:21:43,054
Therefore, ergo too, you monsters,
346
00:21:46,114 --> 00:21:48,531
we're gonna have a spot quiz.
347
00:21:50,860 --> 00:21:53,693
These papers contain the questions
348
00:21:56,220 --> 00:21:59,303
and when you hear me holler go go go,
349
00:22:00,790 --> 00:22:04,707
then and then alone, you
may start start start.
350
00:22:21,460 --> 00:22:24,851
Don't you dare turn over those papers
351
00:22:24,851 --> 00:22:26,101
until I say go.
352
00:22:27,596 --> 00:22:30,853
When I say go go go you
may start start start.
353
00:22:30,853 --> 00:22:33,182
Now, you will have 15 minutes
354
00:22:33,182 --> 00:22:35,943
in which to complete the test
355
00:22:35,943 --> 00:22:38,498
and I don't want to hear a word
356
00:22:38,498 --> 00:22:39,831
and no cheating.
357
00:22:41,300 --> 00:22:43,300
Now, after me, in Greek.
358
00:22:45,996 --> 00:22:47,036
(chalk squeaking)
359
00:22:47,036 --> 00:22:47,869
Boys
360
00:22:49,670 --> 00:22:50,503
are
361
00:22:54,821 --> 00:22:55,654
beautiful.
362
00:23:01,106 --> 00:23:02,724
Girls
363
00:23:02,724 --> 00:23:03,557
are
364
00:23:04,925 --> 00:23:05,758
monstrous.
365
00:23:07,159 --> 00:23:08,532
Boys
366
00:23:08,532 --> 00:23:09,365
are--
367
00:23:11,127 --> 00:23:12,161
- Mr. Flowers.
368
00:23:12,161 --> 00:23:13,494
(gasping)
369
00:23:13,494 --> 00:23:14,561
- Lord have mercy.
370
00:23:14,561 --> 00:23:15,489
Sacre bleu.
371
00:23:15,489 --> 00:23:16,361
What is it?
372
00:23:16,361 --> 00:23:19,150
- I forgot the date today.
373
00:23:19,150 --> 00:23:20,352
- It doesn't matter.
374
00:23:20,352 --> 00:23:23,602
The Greeks did not have clocks anyways.
375
00:23:26,037 --> 00:23:27,490
(whispering)
376
00:23:27,490 --> 00:23:30,823
Monster, I'll take those answers please.
377
00:23:32,650 --> 00:23:33,823
(bell ringing)
378
00:23:33,823 --> 00:23:34,656
Oh, my god.
379
00:23:34,656 --> 00:23:35,972
It's a raid.
380
00:23:35,972 --> 00:23:37,089
I mean it's a fire.
381
00:23:37,089 --> 00:23:37,922
I mean it's a drill.
382
00:23:37,922 --> 00:23:38,801
I mean it's a fire drill.
383
00:23:38,801 --> 00:23:39,837
Everyone, out.
384
00:23:39,837 --> 00:23:41,171
Out, everybody out.
385
00:23:41,171 --> 00:23:42,663
Out!
386
00:23:42,663 --> 00:23:44,246
Everybody, out out.
387
00:23:48,286 --> 00:23:49,119
Not you.
388
00:23:50,673 --> 00:23:53,423
I've decided to give you an oral.
389
00:23:57,048 --> 00:23:58,474
- [Catman Goldstein] Good
evening, good evening.
390
00:23:58,474 --> 00:24:00,968
This is Catman Goldstein.
391
00:24:00,968 --> 00:24:03,290
The sky, which we are told
is located directly above
392
00:24:03,290 --> 00:24:04,735
this morning's smog,
393
00:24:04,735 --> 00:24:07,193
is reported blue, blowed, and blown.
394
00:24:07,193 --> 00:24:08,818
Ha ha ha.
395
00:24:08,818 --> 00:24:11,383
All right, if you got
a zit on your forehead
396
00:24:11,383 --> 00:24:12,948
that is growing into a third eye,
397
00:24:12,948 --> 00:24:15,352
do what I do, use Clear-all.
398
00:24:15,352 --> 00:24:18,313
Don't let your face be a disgrace.
399
00:24:18,313 --> 00:24:20,258
And now let's fill you
with this new sound.
400
00:24:20,258 --> 00:24:22,443
It's Scott Gale and Company.
401
00:24:22,443 --> 00:24:24,261
- He may be dull, but
at least he's boring.
402
00:24:24,261 --> 00:24:26,000
- I've had him and even when he's boring
403
00:24:26,000 --> 00:24:27,626
he doesn't get too deep.
404
00:24:27,626 --> 00:24:28,855
(laughing)
405
00:24:28,855 --> 00:24:30,142
- Where's the guys?
406
00:24:30,142 --> 00:24:31,194
- Football practice.
407
00:24:31,194 --> 00:24:32,688
- Hey, we need gas.
408
00:24:32,688 --> 00:24:34,140
- We need oil.
409
00:24:34,140 --> 00:24:35,469
- We need air.
410
00:24:35,469 --> 00:24:37,716
- We need a lube job.
411
00:24:37,716 --> 00:24:39,713
- We need big dick.
412
00:24:39,713 --> 00:24:41,140
- [All] Right.
413
00:24:41,140 --> 00:24:42,265
- Big dick?
414
00:24:42,265 --> 00:24:45,348
(upbeat funky music)
415
00:24:48,664 --> 00:24:50,406
- [Candy] You haven't met him yet, Monica.
416
00:24:50,406 --> 00:24:51,925
He's been on vacation.
417
00:24:51,925 --> 00:24:54,053
- [Jan] But he's back now.
418
00:24:54,053 --> 00:24:56,594
Those gotta be his feet.
419
00:24:56,594 --> 00:24:59,498
- Hey, is that June
East, the old movie star?
420
00:24:59,498 --> 00:25:01,321
- Hey, she's not old, her movies are.
421
00:25:01,321 --> 00:25:03,582
She used to be the hottest
thing in Hollywood.
422
00:25:03,582 --> 00:25:05,606
- Yeah, in more ways than one.
423
00:25:05,606 --> 00:25:09,023
- They say she buried two dozen husbands.
424
00:25:10,130 --> 00:25:13,297
(comical synth music)
425
00:25:17,478 --> 00:25:18,978
- That's big dick?
426
00:25:19,948 --> 00:25:21,365
That's funny.
427
00:25:21,365 --> 00:25:24,727
Gee, I wonder why they call him Big--
428
00:25:24,727 --> 00:25:25,644
oh, I know.
429
00:25:32,817 --> 00:25:34,807
- It'll run okay now, Miss East,
430
00:25:34,807 --> 00:25:38,974
but I gotta have 146 bucks
before I let you take the car.
431
00:25:40,032 --> 00:25:44,461
- How about taking it
out in trade, big boy?
432
00:25:44,461 --> 00:25:46,661
- I'm really sorry, Miss East.
433
00:25:46,661 --> 00:25:49,039
Out of respect for your bosom and all,
434
00:25:49,039 --> 00:25:51,789
but I gotta get paid for my time.
435
00:25:52,861 --> 00:25:54,532
- [Jan] Looks like she
doesn't have the cash
436
00:25:54,532 --> 00:25:55,728
to pay her bill.
437
00:25:55,728 --> 00:25:59,119
That little turd won't even
give her the keys to her car.
438
00:25:59,119 --> 00:26:01,759
- She's a legend, a living legend.
439
00:26:01,759 --> 00:26:02,918
- Hey, man.
440
00:26:02,918 --> 00:26:04,699
We gotta swing something for her.
441
00:26:04,699 --> 00:26:07,412
- Wonder what he'd take for those keys.
442
00:26:07,412 --> 00:26:08,824
- Me.
443
00:26:08,824 --> 00:26:11,269
I think I'll drop his face in my cleavage.
444
00:26:11,269 --> 00:26:14,352
(upbeat funky music)
445
00:26:46,876 --> 00:26:49,713
- I think I'm gonna get them high.
446
00:26:49,713 --> 00:26:52,367
Make sure you holler if
you see our guys coming.
447
00:26:52,367 --> 00:26:56,534
I don't want Monica to get
caught with her pants down.
448
00:27:27,215 --> 00:27:28,702
- Miss East?
449
00:27:28,702 --> 00:27:29,702
- June East?
450
00:27:30,916 --> 00:27:33,304
- Well it ain't Might Joe Young, honey.
451
00:27:33,304 --> 00:27:35,993
- Here you are, Miss East.
452
00:27:35,993 --> 00:27:38,160
You can take your car now.
453
00:27:39,792 --> 00:27:41,579
- But I don't understand.
454
00:27:41,579 --> 00:27:43,602
That'll little worm, Big Dick,
455
00:27:43,602 --> 00:27:47,714
he said it was gonna cost me $146 in cash.
456
00:27:47,714 --> 00:27:50,262
- You see, Miss East, we're your fan club.
457
00:27:50,262 --> 00:27:52,602
- And one of our members is opening up
458
00:27:52,602 --> 00:27:56,282
what you might call a
charge account right now.
459
00:27:56,282 --> 00:27:57,486
(moaning)
460
00:27:57,486 --> 00:28:00,513
- Yeah, and they're
opening up real wide too.
461
00:28:00,513 --> 00:28:02,568
- You girls don't even know me.
462
00:28:02,568 --> 00:28:04,508
- But we know your work, Miss East.
463
00:28:04,508 --> 00:28:05,354
(yelling)
464
00:28:05,354 --> 00:28:07,604
And Monica sure knows hers.
465
00:28:16,131 --> 00:28:18,298
(moaning)
466
00:28:21,032 --> 00:28:23,840
- I don't know how to thank you girls,
467
00:28:23,840 --> 00:28:26,090
but I sure like your style.
468
00:28:29,813 --> 00:28:30,971
Here's my card, honey.
469
00:28:30,971 --> 00:28:35,138
Why don't you come down
and see my some time, hmm?
470
00:28:37,311 --> 00:28:40,144
(tires squealing)
471
00:28:42,849 --> 00:28:45,016
(yelling)
472
00:28:50,236 --> 00:28:52,010
- What's up?
473
00:28:52,010 --> 00:28:54,165
(moaning)
474
00:28:54,165 --> 00:28:55,089
- [Jan] Nothing after
you get through, honey.
475
00:28:55,089 --> 00:28:56,628
(comical synth music)
476
00:28:56,628 --> 00:28:59,711
(upbeat funky music)
477
00:29:06,462 --> 00:29:09,129
(clock ticking)
478
00:29:28,603 --> 00:29:29,686
- Psst, psst.
479
00:30:03,338 --> 00:30:07,053
- Kevin, I don't believe what I'm seeing.
480
00:30:07,053 --> 00:30:07,886
- You creep.
481
00:30:07,886 --> 00:30:09,049
What do you think I am.
482
00:30:09,049 --> 00:30:10,914
Get your hands off me.
483
00:30:10,914 --> 00:30:12,324
- I don't know what to say.
484
00:30:12,324 --> 00:30:14,612
I just don't believe it.
485
00:30:14,612 --> 00:30:16,991
Get your hands off her tit.
486
00:30:16,991 --> 00:30:20,233
- Maybe French is getting to him.
487
00:30:20,233 --> 00:30:22,256
Please, Miss Crotch, let
me sit somewhere else
488
00:30:22,256 --> 00:30:23,862
where I'm safe.
489
00:30:23,862 --> 00:30:26,680
- Do you think this is
some kind of porno class?
490
00:30:26,680 --> 00:30:27,794
- But I was just try--
491
00:30:27,794 --> 00:30:30,461
- That's enough, you sex maniac.
492
00:30:31,365 --> 00:30:32,948
Class is dismissed.
493
00:30:36,871 --> 00:30:37,948
Not you.
494
00:30:37,948 --> 00:30:39,698
You stay after class.
495
00:30:41,657 --> 00:30:45,574
(crowd murmuring and shouting)
496
00:30:49,203 --> 00:30:51,870
(clock ticking)
497
00:31:00,372 --> 00:31:04,122
now, your punishment is
to squeeze 100 times.
498
00:31:08,052 --> 00:31:10,846
Commence counting and squeeze.
499
00:31:10,846 --> 00:31:14,006
If you stop, I'll murder you.
500
00:31:14,006 --> 00:31:14,839
Squeeze.
501
00:31:16,459 --> 00:31:17,292
- One
502
00:31:18,668 --> 00:31:19,501
two
503
00:31:20,857 --> 00:31:21,690
three.
504
00:31:23,526 --> 00:31:24,517
- [Bebe] Where's Jan?
505
00:31:24,517 --> 00:31:25,805
- [Candy] I think she's with Kevin.
506
00:31:25,805 --> 00:31:26,885
- [Monica] The tit-squeezer
507
00:31:26,885 --> 00:31:27,718
- [Candy] Yeah.
508
00:31:27,718 --> 00:31:28,991
- [Monica] I wonder if she needs any help.
509
00:31:28,991 --> 00:31:30,565
- [Candy] You gotta be kidding.
510
00:31:30,565 --> 00:31:32,509
- [Bebe] Hey, does anybody
got any toilet paper?
511
00:31:32,509 --> 00:31:34,628
- [Monica] No, dammit,
there's none in here either.
512
00:31:34,628 --> 00:31:35,572
- [Candy] I got some here.
513
00:31:35,572 --> 00:31:36,685
How do you want it?
514
00:31:36,685 --> 00:31:37,806
Over or under?
515
00:31:37,806 --> 00:31:38,964
- [Monica] Over easy.
516
00:31:38,964 --> 00:31:40,547
And don't you miss.
517
00:31:47,781 --> 00:31:49,510
(splashing)
518
00:31:49,510 --> 00:31:50,343
- [Candy] I told you she's with Kevin.
519
00:31:50,343 --> 00:31:52,725
- [Bebe] Hey, that's the
only roll in here too.
520
00:31:52,725 --> 00:31:53,558
Now what?
521
00:31:53,558 --> 00:31:55,170
- [Monica] You got any folding money?
522
00:31:55,170 --> 00:31:57,033
- [Candy] Just a five dollar bill, why?
523
00:31:57,033 --> 00:31:57,989
- [Monica] Well, either use it
524
00:31:57,989 --> 00:32:00,434
or wait till somebody comes
in here who can change it.
525
00:32:00,434 --> 00:32:02,294
- [Bebe] I've got four quarters.
526
00:32:02,294 --> 00:32:04,544
(flushing)
527
00:32:08,241 --> 00:32:09,074
(upbeat funky music)
528
00:32:09,074 --> 00:32:10,019
♪ Man, I'm getting hungry ♪
529
00:32:10,019 --> 00:32:10,887
♪ I mean a lot ♪
530
00:32:10,887 --> 00:32:13,046
♪ I take myself down to Pizza Plus pie ♪
531
00:32:13,046 --> 00:32:14,460
♪ All my friends are there ♪
532
00:32:14,460 --> 00:32:15,660
♪ It's time to eat ♪
533
00:32:15,660 --> 00:32:18,302
♪ We all get down to the Pizza Plus beat ♪
534
00:32:18,302 --> 00:32:21,034
♪ Down at the Pizza Plus hop ♪
535
00:32:21,034 --> 00:32:21,867
♪ Let's go ♪
536
00:32:21,867 --> 00:32:23,397
♪ Down at the Pizza Plus hop ♪
537
00:32:23,397 --> 00:32:24,230
♪ Oh, let's go ♪
538
00:32:24,230 --> 00:32:25,715
♪ Down at the Pizza Plus hop ♪
539
00:32:25,715 --> 00:32:29,201
♪ That's where we hang a lot. ♪
540
00:32:29,201 --> 00:32:32,370
♪ That's where we hang a lot. ♪
541
00:32:32,370 --> 00:32:33,203
- Hey.
542
00:32:36,239 --> 00:32:37,530
♪ Scarfing down ♪
543
00:32:37,530 --> 00:32:38,780
♪ Watching the show ♪
544
00:32:38,780 --> 00:32:41,492
♪ Eat something, take an order to go ♪
545
00:32:41,492 --> 00:32:43,235
♪ Down at the Pizza Plus hop ♪
546
00:32:43,235 --> 00:32:44,192
♪ Let's go ♪
547
00:32:44,192 --> 00:32:45,998
♪ Down at the Pizza Plus hop ♪
548
00:32:45,998 --> 00:32:47,220
♪ Oh, let's go ♪
549
00:32:47,220 --> 00:32:48,542
♪ Down at the Pizza Plus hop ♪
550
00:32:48,542 --> 00:32:51,637
♪ That's where we hang a lot. ♪
551
00:32:51,637 --> 00:32:55,720
- Hey, somebody gonna take
Fenzie's order or not?
552
00:32:57,578 --> 00:32:59,279
- What are you guys gonna have tonight?
553
00:32:59,279 --> 00:33:01,399
A cup of coffee and pass it around?
554
00:33:01,399 --> 00:33:05,299
- What the fuck do you
know, Miss Universe herself?
555
00:33:05,299 --> 00:33:07,710
- Watch your mouth or
I'll call the manager.
556
00:33:07,710 --> 00:33:09,281
- I'm sorry.
557
00:33:09,281 --> 00:33:10,471
I'm sorry.
558
00:33:10,471 --> 00:33:12,991
I didn't mean to say
Miss Universe, you dog.
559
00:33:12,991 --> 00:33:15,241
Now take our fucking order.
560
00:33:19,430 --> 00:33:21,680
- Okay, hot shot, now what?
561
00:33:23,370 --> 00:33:24,895
- What do you want from me?
562
00:33:24,895 --> 00:33:27,135
She started it with that coffee shit.
563
00:33:27,135 --> 00:33:28,293
Come on, already.
564
00:33:28,293 --> 00:33:29,710
Let's get inside.
565
00:33:31,381 --> 00:33:33,372
- Make that a large pizza
566
00:33:33,372 --> 00:33:36,299
and I'll have a Coke to drink with it
567
00:33:36,299 --> 00:33:40,216
and a chocolate milkshake
with a hot pepperoni.
568
00:33:41,852 --> 00:33:43,305
- Yeah, and you can drink it along
569
00:33:43,305 --> 00:33:44,910
with your double banana split.
570
00:33:44,910 --> 00:33:49,077
- No, I'd like a tall ice tea
with my double banana split.
571
00:33:50,627 --> 00:33:52,360
- I take it you're paying for this,
572
00:33:52,360 --> 00:33:53,652
so what are you gonna have,
573
00:33:53,652 --> 00:33:55,685
a glass of water and a toothpick?
574
00:33:55,685 --> 00:33:57,514
- Okay, and I'll also
have a plate of raviolis
575
00:33:57,514 --> 00:34:00,591
with 12 meatballs and an orange soda
576
00:34:00,591 --> 00:34:03,406
with garlic salt in it and, let's see--
577
00:34:03,406 --> 00:34:08,211
- How 'bout a green salad with
homemade meat sauce on it?
578
00:34:08,211 --> 00:34:09,249
- Oh yeah, that's sounds great.
579
00:34:09,249 --> 00:34:10,494
I'll take it.
580
00:34:10,494 --> 00:34:11,327
- Ugh.
581
00:34:12,305 --> 00:34:14,128
- I'll have some of that too.
582
00:34:14,128 --> 00:34:15,397
- You want what?
583
00:34:15,397 --> 00:34:17,564
- Meat sauce salad please.
584
00:34:27,941 --> 00:34:29,691
- Eat your heart out!
585
00:34:36,076 --> 00:34:38,731
- Ya'lls spaghetti will be right out.
586
00:34:38,731 --> 00:34:40,385
- I want mine hot.
587
00:34:40,385 --> 00:34:42,218
- He likes things hot.
588
00:34:43,904 --> 00:34:47,654
- You look like you're
hot enough to satisfy.
589
00:34:48,559 --> 00:34:51,816
- Hey, what's this winky-wacky bull.
590
00:34:51,816 --> 00:34:52,899
I'm the Fenz.
591
00:34:56,087 --> 00:34:57,170
What is this?
592
00:34:58,692 --> 00:34:59,525
- What's the matter?
593
00:34:59,525 --> 00:35:01,162
Can't get served by miss big-boobs?
594
00:35:01,162 --> 00:35:02,829
- No, that's not it.
595
00:35:05,348 --> 00:35:08,845
- Wow, did you ever see that
friggin' Mike and Bebe eat?
596
00:35:08,845 --> 00:35:12,046
- I swear they'd eat crap off a platter.
597
00:35:12,046 --> 00:35:13,374
- You say they're eating crap?
598
00:35:13,374 --> 00:35:14,699
- Oh, came on, Fenzie.
599
00:35:14,699 --> 00:35:16,311
Don't you start that bull too.
600
00:35:16,311 --> 00:35:17,162
- What bull?
601
00:35:17,162 --> 00:35:18,329
- Aw, nothing.
602
00:35:21,576 --> 00:35:23,889
Where the hell is that waiter?
603
00:35:23,889 --> 00:35:25,752
- He's probably stirring your tomato sauce
604
00:35:25,752 --> 00:35:27,112
with a fly-swatter.
605
00:35:27,112 --> 00:35:28,023
(laughing)
606
00:35:28,023 --> 00:35:30,572
- Hey, Fenz is gonna eat.
607
00:35:30,572 --> 00:35:31,977
So, let's all cool it.
608
00:35:31,977 --> 00:35:33,715
- Sorry, Fenz.
609
00:35:33,715 --> 00:35:34,882
- Hey, Waiter.
610
00:35:37,889 --> 00:35:39,376
- Hey, you know who I am?
611
00:35:39,376 --> 00:35:40,459
I'm the Fenz.
612
00:35:41,670 --> 00:35:43,989
None of this winky fucking crap.
613
00:35:43,989 --> 00:35:45,645
Just take their order.
614
00:35:45,645 --> 00:35:46,873
- Hey, man.
615
00:35:46,873 --> 00:35:49,790
We don't talk that way around here.
616
00:35:50,633 --> 00:35:53,233
- Hey, we got a problem outside.
617
00:35:53,233 --> 00:35:54,520
- What kind of problem?
618
00:35:54,520 --> 00:35:55,845
- Like their friends ate up a storm
619
00:35:55,845 --> 00:35:59,268
and now they say they
aren't gonna pay for it.
620
00:35:59,268 --> 00:36:02,091
- I suppose you creeps
aren't holding either, right?
621
00:36:02,091 --> 00:36:02,924
- Wrong.
622
00:36:04,029 --> 00:36:07,757
See, I'm holding a plate of spaghetti.
623
00:36:07,757 --> 00:36:09,461
- Why you fucking pig.
624
00:36:09,461 --> 00:36:13,625
- Hey, we don't use that
kind of language in here.
625
00:36:13,625 --> 00:36:15,070
- Ohhh.
626
00:36:15,070 --> 00:36:17,111
(laughing)
627
00:36:17,111 --> 00:36:19,036
(screaming)
628
00:36:19,036 --> 00:36:22,119
(upbeat funky music)
629
00:37:00,225 --> 00:37:01,952
- [Dispatch On Radio]
Officer Archie, we have a 501
630
00:37:02,452 --> 00:37:03,836
at the Pizza Plus.
631
00:37:03,836 --> 00:37:07,114
See if you can get there this
time without getting lost.
632
00:37:07,114 --> 00:37:09,864
(sirens blaring)
633
00:37:10,727 --> 00:37:13,137
(upbeat funky music)
634
00:37:13,137 --> 00:37:15,470
(screaming)
635
00:37:45,101 --> 00:37:47,851
(sirens blaring)
636
00:37:50,092 --> 00:37:51,541
(upbeat funky music)
637
00:37:51,541 --> 00:37:53,874
(screaming)
638
00:38:02,852 --> 00:38:05,602
(sirens blaring)
639
00:38:10,504 --> 00:38:11,749
(upbeat funky music)
640
00:38:11,749 --> 00:38:14,082
(screaming)
641
00:38:25,374 --> 00:38:28,124
(sirens blaring)
642
00:38:29,921 --> 00:38:31,158
(upbeat funky music)
643
00:38:31,158 --> 00:38:33,491
(screaming)
644
00:38:44,546 --> 00:38:47,440
(sirens blaring)
645
00:38:47,440 --> 00:38:50,273
(tires squealing)
646
00:39:13,001 --> 00:39:14,237
(upbeat funky music)
647
00:39:14,237 --> 00:39:16,570
(screaming)
648
00:39:44,594 --> 00:39:47,344
(sirens blaring)
649
00:39:50,409 --> 00:39:51,283
- [Dispatcher On Radio] Officer Archie,
650
00:39:51,283 --> 00:39:53,616
just where the hell are you?
651
00:39:57,691 --> 00:39:59,436
- [Captain On Radio]
Archie, this is the captain.
652
00:39:59,436 --> 00:40:01,323
Call in right now.
653
00:40:01,323 --> 00:40:02,214
(upbeat funky music)
654
00:40:02,214 --> 00:40:04,547
(screaming)
655
00:40:09,417 --> 00:40:12,167
(sirens blaring)
656
00:40:14,640 --> 00:40:15,473
(upbeat funky music)
657
00:40:15,473 --> 00:40:17,806
(screaming)
658
00:40:36,199 --> 00:40:39,428
(sirens blaring)
659
00:40:39,428 --> 00:40:42,261
(tires squealing)
660
00:40:49,953 --> 00:40:50,953
(upbeat funky music)
661
00:40:50,953 --> 00:40:52,483
(screaming)
662
00:40:52,483 --> 00:40:53,761
(sirens blaring)
663
00:40:53,761 --> 00:40:55,751
(upbeat funky music)
(screaming)
664
00:40:55,751 --> 00:40:56,910
(sirens blaring)
665
00:40:56,910 --> 00:40:58,560
(upbeat funky music)
(screaming)
666
00:40:58,560 --> 00:41:00,064
(sirens blaring)
667
00:41:00,064 --> 00:41:01,942
(upbeat funky music)
(screaming)
668
00:41:01,942 --> 00:41:03,286
(sirens blaring)
669
00:41:03,286 --> 00:41:05,114
(upbeat funky music)
(screaming)
670
00:41:05,114 --> 00:41:06,368
(sirens blaring)
671
00:41:06,368 --> 00:41:07,565
(upbeat funky music)
(screaming)
672
00:41:07,565 --> 00:41:08,476
(sirens blaring)
673
00:41:08,476 --> 00:41:09,573
(upbeat funky music)
(screaming)
674
00:41:09,573 --> 00:41:10,613
(sirens blaring)
675
00:41:10,613 --> 00:41:11,760
(upbeat funky music)
(screaming)
676
00:41:11,760 --> 00:41:12,602
(sirens blaring)
677
00:41:12,602 --> 00:41:13,435
(upbeat funky music)
(screaming)
678
00:41:13,435 --> 00:41:14,268
(sirens blaring)
679
00:41:14,268 --> 00:41:15,127
(upbeat funky music)
(screaming)
680
00:41:15,127 --> 00:41:15,960
(sirens blaring)
681
00:41:15,960 --> 00:41:16,793
(upbeat funky music)
(screaming)
682
00:41:16,793 --> 00:41:17,626
(sirens blaring)
683
00:41:17,626 --> 00:41:18,459
(upbeat funky music)
(screaming)
684
00:41:18,459 --> 00:41:19,292
(sirens blaring)
685
00:41:19,292 --> 00:41:20,125
(upbeat funky music)
(screaming)
686
00:41:33,252 --> 00:41:35,087
- Shh, keep your voices down.
687
00:41:35,087 --> 00:41:38,296
- I never wanna eat another
meatball the rest of my life.
688
00:41:38,296 --> 00:41:39,541
- That goddamn fag.
689
00:41:39,541 --> 00:41:42,349
I think he tried to rape
me with a pepperoni.
690
00:41:42,349 --> 00:41:43,264
- He did?
691
00:41:43,264 --> 00:41:45,431
Gee, I love hot pepperoni.
692
00:41:46,304 --> 00:41:47,427
- We know already.
693
00:41:47,427 --> 00:41:48,260
We know.
694
00:41:48,260 --> 00:41:50,135
- Shh, keep your voices down.
695
00:41:50,135 --> 00:41:52,919
If my folks catch us out
here, I'll be murdered.
696
00:41:52,919 --> 00:41:55,237
- Geez, Monica, would you
folks really murder you?
697
00:41:55,237 --> 00:41:56,849
- Screw off, Mike.
698
00:41:56,849 --> 00:41:58,878
Go sit on a banana.
699
00:41:58,878 --> 00:42:00,343
- I'd like to get my hands on that cook.
700
00:42:00,343 --> 00:42:02,809
I'll flatten him, like one of his pizzas.
701
00:42:02,809 --> 00:42:03,642
- I couldn't move.
702
00:42:03,642 --> 00:42:06,456
That creepy waiter kept
trying to hold me by my tits.
703
00:42:06,456 --> 00:42:08,889
- Ha ha, he thought I
was one of his turkeys.
704
00:42:08,889 --> 00:42:10,709
He kept stuffing meatballs up my ass.
705
00:42:10,709 --> 00:42:12,959
(laughing)
706
00:42:15,051 --> 00:42:17,485
- The waitress kept
pouring gravy on my tits
707
00:42:17,485 --> 00:42:19,377
and then she'd lick it off.
708
00:42:19,377 --> 00:42:20,961
- Oh yeah, I was trying
to do the same thing.
709
00:42:20,961 --> 00:42:22,775
She kept pushing me away.
710
00:42:22,775 --> 00:42:25,533
- Hey, let's dry off, get in the van,
711
00:42:25,533 --> 00:42:27,401
and split to Mulholland.
712
00:42:27,401 --> 00:42:28,604
- [Group] Yeah.
713
00:42:28,604 --> 00:42:30,012
- We deserve it.
714
00:42:30,012 --> 00:42:32,096
- We'll have to ride nude.
715
00:42:32,096 --> 00:42:33,668
- Give me a towel.
716
00:42:33,668 --> 00:42:34,918
- [Group] Awww.
717
00:42:36,979 --> 00:42:39,405
(upbeat funky music)
718
00:42:39,405 --> 00:42:40,570
- [Fenzie] Hey, hey, come on.
719
00:42:40,570 --> 00:42:42,342
I'm only gonna bury the Fenz a little bit.
720
00:42:42,342 --> 00:42:43,808
- [Candy] Ouch, damnit, Fenzie,
721
00:42:43,808 --> 00:42:45,177
you're missing the right thing.
722
00:42:45,177 --> 00:42:47,991
- [Jan] Somebody has their
bony ass knee in my ear.
723
00:42:47,991 --> 00:42:48,862
- [Fenzie] Is that your ear?
724
00:42:48,862 --> 00:42:49,695
- [Jan] Yes.
725
00:42:49,695 --> 00:42:51,017
- [Fenzie] Well, for
your information, mama,
726
00:42:51,017 --> 00:42:52,318
that bone is not my knee.
727
00:42:52,318 --> 00:42:53,436
- [Bebe] Oh shit, Sam.
728
00:42:53,436 --> 00:42:55,142
Get that thing down here where it belongs.
729
00:42:55,142 --> 00:42:56,371
- [Sam] Where the hell is that?
730
00:42:56,371 --> 00:42:57,867
- [Candy] Fenzie, is this you?
731
00:42:57,867 --> 00:42:58,865
- [Buzz] Hell no.
732
00:42:58,865 --> 00:43:01,244
Don't you know the difference in size?
733
00:43:01,244 --> 00:43:02,322
This is Buzz.
734
00:43:02,322 --> 00:43:05,113
- [Monica] If that's Buzz,
then who the hell are you?
735
00:43:05,113 --> 00:43:06,643
- [Sam] Oh, I thought you were Bebe.
736
00:43:06,643 --> 00:43:08,406
- [Monica] We'll I'm friggin not.
737
00:43:08,406 --> 00:43:10,328
Couldn't you tell by the ass rotation.
738
00:43:10,328 --> 00:43:11,226
- [Fenzie] Damn it, Jan.
739
00:43:11,226 --> 00:43:12,723
Move around a little.
740
00:43:12,723 --> 00:43:14,504
- [Buzz] Hey, cool it will ya, Fenz.
741
00:43:14,504 --> 00:43:16,302
You're going all on me, man.
742
00:43:16,302 --> 00:43:18,854
- [Jan] You're like a bunch of animals.
743
00:43:18,854 --> 00:43:20,881
This shit has got to cease.
744
00:43:20,881 --> 00:43:23,438
- [Bebe] There's just got
to be better accommodations.
745
00:43:23,438 --> 00:43:25,457
- [Fenzie] I give up.
746
00:43:25,457 --> 00:43:28,195
My wacker's been everywhere
but where it belongs.
747
00:43:28,195 --> 00:43:29,123
- [Mike] I can't get up.
748
00:43:29,123 --> 00:43:31,090
- [Sam] Put your pants back on, Monica.
749
00:43:31,090 --> 00:43:32,442
- [Monica] I never got them off.
750
00:43:32,442 --> 00:43:34,925
- [Jan] Christ, Sam, that's
mine you're playing with.
751
00:43:34,925 --> 00:43:36,588
- [Bebe] Mike, was that you?
752
00:43:36,588 --> 00:43:37,421
- [Mike] Hell no.
753
00:43:37,421 --> 00:43:38,423
I said mine won't get up.
754
00:43:38,423 --> 00:43:39,305
(groaning)
755
00:43:39,305 --> 00:43:43,472
- [Fenzie] Oh hell, I'm gonna
put this baby outta here.
756
00:43:48,621 --> 00:43:50,606
- [Monica] I know we
don't have any privacy.
757
00:43:50,606 --> 00:43:51,872
Half the time in that damn van,
758
00:43:51,872 --> 00:43:53,498
I don't know who I'm screwing.
759
00:43:53,498 --> 00:43:57,597
I'm tired of rumble seats,
the doorway, and grease-rats--
760
00:43:57,597 --> 00:43:59,455
- [Bebe] And locker rooms and pay toilets
761
00:43:59,455 --> 00:44:00,798
and phone booths.
762
00:44:00,798 --> 00:44:02,500
- [Candy] And swimming pools and pup tents
763
00:44:02,500 --> 00:44:03,617
and bowling alleys.
764
00:44:03,617 --> 00:44:04,572
- [Bebe] Bowling alleys?
765
00:44:04,572 --> 00:44:06,225
- [Candy] Yeah, haven't you ever?
766
00:44:06,225 --> 00:44:07,218
- [Monica] I don't think I wanna.
767
00:44:07,218 --> 00:44:09,122
- [Candy] You haven't lived.
768
00:44:09,122 --> 00:44:11,554
When those pins start pounding your bare--
769
00:44:11,554 --> 00:44:13,987
- [Monica] They won't
pound me between mine.
770
00:44:13,987 --> 00:44:15,563
- [Bebe] Where are we
going in such a hurry?
771
00:44:15,563 --> 00:44:17,022
- [Monica] Just relax.
772
00:44:17,022 --> 00:44:17,855
- [Candy] Slow down.
773
00:44:17,855 --> 00:44:18,938
Turn in here.
774
00:44:24,253 --> 00:44:25,544
- [Bebe] Hey, this looks spooky.
775
00:44:25,544 --> 00:44:27,162
- [Jan] Will you stop being flaky?
776
00:44:27,162 --> 00:44:28,548
- - [Candy] Well, this is a little creepy.
777
00:44:28,548 --> 00:44:30,743
What happens if we meet
something coming down?
778
00:44:30,743 --> 00:44:32,324
- [Monica] You drive over it.
779
00:44:32,324 --> 00:44:34,063
- [Bebe] I hope it's smaller than us.
780
00:44:34,063 --> 00:44:35,898
I think we should throw
this taxi in reverse.
781
00:44:35,898 --> 00:44:38,898
- [Monica] Oh, will you two cool it?
782
00:44:40,443 --> 00:44:43,526
(upbeat funky music)
783
00:44:48,795 --> 00:44:51,027
- [Candy] This dump hasn't
been manicured in 100 years.
784
00:44:51,027 --> 00:44:53,413
- [Bebe] Looks like a friggin jungle.
785
00:44:53,413 --> 00:44:54,318
- [Jan] Don't breathe too hard.
786
00:44:54,318 --> 00:44:56,318
You might knock it over.
787
00:45:10,511 --> 00:45:12,750
(growling)
788
00:45:12,750 --> 00:45:15,500
(dramatic music)
789
00:45:21,051 --> 00:45:22,088
- [Monica] Who lives here anyway?
790
00:45:22,088 --> 00:45:23,368
The jolly green giant?
791
00:45:23,368 --> 00:45:25,786
I've never climbed so many
fucking steps in my whole life.
792
00:45:25,786 --> 00:45:27,530
- [Candy] Will you stop whining, Monica?
793
00:45:27,530 --> 00:45:30,076
That ass of yours could shed some fat.
794
00:45:30,076 --> 00:45:33,175
- [Monica] Well, Sam just
happens to like fat asses.
795
00:45:33,175 --> 00:45:34,958
- [Bebe] Come to think of it, I do too.
796
00:45:34,958 --> 00:45:37,375
- [Jan] Will you two cool it?
797
00:45:57,007 --> 00:45:59,257
(growling)
798
00:46:02,958 --> 00:46:06,417
- Oh, I can see Vincent Price
coming down the stairs now.
799
00:46:06,417 --> 00:46:07,461
- Where, where?
800
00:46:07,461 --> 00:46:08,742
- Cool it, you dizzy.
801
00:46:08,742 --> 00:46:09,669
Come on.
802
00:46:09,669 --> 00:46:12,023
Let's check this mausoleum out.
803
00:46:12,023 --> 00:46:14,023
- Look at all this junk.
804
00:46:15,314 --> 00:46:18,519
- That junk is probably worth a fortune.
805
00:46:18,519 --> 00:46:19,449
- Oh, Jan.
806
00:46:19,449 --> 00:46:20,935
I'm not taking another
step till you tell us
807
00:46:20,935 --> 00:46:22,885
whose pad this is.
808
00:46:22,885 --> 00:46:23,789
- Who else?
809
00:46:23,789 --> 00:46:25,321
June East.
810
00:46:25,321 --> 00:46:29,141
Didn't she tell us to "come
down and see me sometime?"
811
00:46:29,141 --> 00:46:30,808
Hello, anybody home?
812
00:46:33,477 --> 00:46:35,114
Hello?
813
00:46:35,114 --> 00:46:35,947
Hello?
814
00:46:39,465 --> 00:46:40,298
Hello?
815
00:46:41,287 --> 00:46:42,370
Anybody home?
816
00:46:46,829 --> 00:46:48,801
I guess there's nobody home.
817
00:46:48,801 --> 00:46:51,041
Come on, let's check out the place.
818
00:46:51,041 --> 00:46:52,539
- What for?
819
00:46:52,539 --> 00:46:54,457
- I've got my reasons.
820
00:46:54,457 --> 00:46:57,068
- But what if somebody catches us.
821
00:46:57,068 --> 00:46:58,892
- We were invited, you know?
822
00:46:58,892 --> 00:47:00,653
- Candy, you and Monica check downstairs.
823
00:47:00,653 --> 00:47:02,476
I'll check out around here.
824
00:47:02,476 --> 00:47:05,081
And, Bebe, you check out the upstairs.
825
00:47:05,081 --> 00:47:06,420
- What are we checking for?
826
00:47:06,420 --> 00:47:10,290
- I wanna know how many bedrooms
there are in this house.
827
00:47:10,290 --> 00:47:12,904
- I don't wanna go up there all by myself.
828
00:47:12,904 --> 00:47:15,371
- Come on, get going.
829
00:47:15,371 --> 00:47:16,672
Well?
830
00:47:16,672 --> 00:47:19,755
- I didn't wanna come in here anyway.
831
00:47:24,064 --> 00:47:26,354
I don't know why I have to
go up here by myself anyway.
832
00:47:26,354 --> 00:47:28,937
This place gives me the creeps.
833
00:47:30,793 --> 00:47:33,273
(moaning)
(growling)
834
00:47:33,273 --> 00:47:34,722
- [June] Oh my god.
835
00:47:34,722 --> 00:47:36,972
Oh, I can't stand any more.
836
00:47:38,867 --> 00:47:39,700
Oh, oh.
837
00:47:43,838 --> 00:47:48,232
- I think June East and
a lion are making it.
838
00:47:48,232 --> 00:47:50,399
(gasping)
839
00:47:52,113 --> 00:47:55,143
- All right, who's down there?
840
00:47:55,143 --> 00:47:57,389
- It's us, Miss East.
841
00:47:57,389 --> 00:47:59,472
- And who the hell is us?
842
00:48:00,639 --> 00:48:02,849
- We're the girls that
helped you get your car back
843
00:48:02,849 --> 00:48:03,932
from Big Dick
844
00:48:06,473 --> 00:48:07,640
- Oh, that us.
845
00:48:09,561 --> 00:48:11,885
I'll be right down.
846
00:48:11,885 --> 00:48:15,793
Ya'll scared my little kitty to death.
847
00:48:15,793 --> 00:48:18,460
(sensual music)
848
00:48:19,461 --> 00:48:21,711
(laughing)
849
00:48:23,365 --> 00:48:25,991
- This sure is a marvelous
old house you have here,
850
00:48:25,991 --> 00:48:27,071
Miss East.
851
00:48:27,071 --> 00:48:29,057
- Yes, now cut that Miss East
852
00:48:29,057 --> 00:48:30,474
and call me June.
853
00:48:31,460 --> 00:48:34,543
That Miss crap makes me feel ancient.
854
00:48:36,040 --> 00:48:39,996
Say, baby, get me some
more champagne, will you?
855
00:48:39,996 --> 00:48:41,317
- Sure, June.
856
00:48:41,317 --> 00:48:43,670
How many rooms do you
have in this house?
857
00:48:43,670 --> 00:48:45,420
- Hell, I don't know.
858
00:48:47,503 --> 00:48:49,445
- And you live here all alone.
859
00:48:49,445 --> 00:48:51,311
- Just me and the memories
860
00:48:51,311 --> 00:48:52,561
of all my boys.
861
00:48:56,372 --> 00:49:00,130
- Did you ever think of coaching
aspiring, young actresses,
862
00:49:00,130 --> 00:49:01,747
like ourselves?
863
00:49:01,747 --> 00:49:05,830
- No, but I've coached a
few young men in my day.
864
00:49:08,710 --> 00:49:09,620
Thanks, honey.
865
00:49:09,620 --> 00:49:14,137
I'd offer you some, but the
stuff is too goddamn expensive
866
00:49:14,137 --> 00:49:15,220
to piss away.
867
00:49:16,338 --> 00:49:20,485
Now, what the hell are
you all doing here anyway?
868
00:49:20,485 --> 00:49:23,314
- Yeah, what the hell are we doing here?
869
00:49:23,314 --> 00:49:25,834
- Frankly, June, it would
be an asset to you and us
870
00:49:25,834 --> 00:49:27,849
if you would coach us in acting.
871
00:49:27,849 --> 00:49:30,471
Our parents would be willing
to fork out good money
872
00:49:30,471 --> 00:49:33,971
for us to be coached by such a great star.
873
00:49:37,836 --> 00:49:40,169
- Oh, I love champagne best.
874
00:49:43,381 --> 00:49:45,048
Acting classes, huh?
875
00:49:46,627 --> 00:49:49,620
Tell me, honey, are there
gonna be any young boys
876
00:49:49,620 --> 00:49:51,947
that need instruction?
877
00:49:51,947 --> 00:49:54,362
- Oh, yes, lots and lots of boys.
878
00:49:54,362 --> 00:49:56,050
- Lots and lots of boys.
879
00:49:56,050 --> 00:49:58,300
- I mean any real big boys?
880
00:50:00,239 --> 00:50:01,322
- Oh, plenty.
881
00:50:02,228 --> 00:50:03,912
- Oh, plenty.
882
00:50:03,912 --> 00:50:05,734
- Big, really big.
883
00:50:05,734 --> 00:50:07,734
- Big really big.
884
00:50:07,734 --> 00:50:09,031
- What have you got here,
885
00:50:09,031 --> 00:50:12,249
some kind of goddamn parrot in drag?
886
00:50:12,249 --> 00:50:16,416
Anyways, sweetheart, I don't
feel like coaching just yet.
887
00:50:17,701 --> 00:50:19,618
- Well, maybe this big.
888
00:50:21,305 --> 00:50:22,890
- You've got a deal.
889
00:50:22,890 --> 00:50:25,146
- [Group] All right.
890
00:50:27,190 --> 00:50:28,030
(upbeat funky music)
891
00:50:28,030 --> 00:50:28,863
♪ Take off the top ♪
892
00:50:28,863 --> 00:50:32,055
♪ The sky's above ♪
893
00:50:32,055 --> 00:50:34,090
♪ Riding down the white line ♪
894
00:50:34,090 --> 00:50:36,840
♪ Tunnel of love ♪
895
00:50:37,816 --> 00:50:39,440
♪ Can't stop now ♪
896
00:50:39,440 --> 00:50:42,440
♪ No, gotta be cool ♪
897
00:50:43,650 --> 00:50:45,145
♪ Teacher and your mother ♪
898
00:50:45,145 --> 00:50:49,323
♪ Want you back in school ♪
899
00:50:49,323 --> 00:50:52,344
♪ Riding in my running red roadster ♪
900
00:50:52,344 --> 00:50:56,511
♪ Riding in my running red roadster ♪
901
00:50:59,806 --> 00:51:01,179
♪ Ride to the beach ♪
902
00:51:01,179 --> 00:51:04,096
♪ Ride to the park ♪
903
00:51:05,199 --> 00:51:09,366
♪ Won't you ride with me
baby till way after dark ♪
904
00:51:10,822 --> 00:51:12,477
♪ Fill up the tank ♪
905
00:51:12,477 --> 00:51:15,810
♪ And pick up the girls ♪
906
00:51:16,893 --> 00:51:21,060
♪ Pick 'em all up and let's go for a whirl ♪
907
00:51:22,373 --> 00:51:25,078
♪ Riding in my running red roadster ♪
908
00:51:25,078 --> 00:51:28,145
♪ Riding in my running red roadster ♪
909
00:51:28,145 --> 00:51:32,312
♪ Riding in my running red roadster ♪
910
00:51:36,098 --> 00:51:37,181
♪ Take off the top ♪
911
00:51:37,181 --> 00:51:40,805
♪ The sky's above ♪
912
00:51:40,805 --> 00:51:42,599
♪ Ridin' down the white line ♪
913
00:51:42,599 --> 00:51:45,349
♪ Tunnel of love ♪
914
00:51:46,380 --> 00:51:47,869
♪ Can't stop now ♪
915
00:51:47,869 --> 00:51:50,869
♪ No, gotta be cool ♪
916
00:51:52,500 --> 00:51:56,950
♪ Teacher and your mother
want you back in school ♪
917
00:51:56,950 --> 00:51:58,198
♪ Tell 'em ♪
918
00:51:58,198 --> 00:52:01,045
♪ Riding in my running red roadster ♪
919
00:52:01,045 --> 00:52:03,664
♪ Riding in my running red roadster ♪
920
00:52:03,664 --> 00:52:06,919
♪ Riding in my running red,
riding in my running red ♪
921
00:52:06,919 --> 00:52:10,919
♪ Riding in my running red road ♪
922
00:52:11,758 --> 00:52:16,435
♪ Let's go riding the rest of the day ♪
923
00:52:16,435 --> 00:52:20,602
♪ I would ride with you forever
if I had my way ♪
924
00:52:22,237 --> 00:52:23,723
♪ Take off the top ♪
925
00:52:23,723 --> 00:52:26,556
♪ The sky's above ♪
926
00:52:27,475 --> 00:52:29,789
♪ Ha, we'll go riding down the white line ♪
927
00:52:29,789 --> 00:52:32,539
♪ Tunnel of love ♪
928
00:52:35,765 --> 00:52:37,089
- [Cop] But, captain, I'm telling you.
929
00:52:37,089 --> 00:52:39,578
I was standing, holding
my billy club when--
930
00:52:39,578 --> 00:52:42,411
hey, I think that's them up ahead.
931
00:52:43,959 --> 00:52:45,046
I'm outta gas.
932
00:52:45,046 --> 00:52:46,797
Would you believe?
933
00:52:46,797 --> 00:52:48,457
- [Captain On Radio] You're
damn right we believe.
934
00:52:48,457 --> 00:52:50,624
Boy, your ass is mine now.
935
00:52:53,082 --> 00:52:54,323
♪ Ride to the beach ♪
936
00:52:54,323 --> 00:52:57,240
♪ Ride to the park ♪
937
00:52:58,371 --> 00:53:02,538
♪ Won't you ride with me
baby till way after dark ♪
938
00:53:04,119 --> 00:53:05,818
♪ Fill up the tank ♪
939
00:53:05,818 --> 00:53:09,649
♪ Pick up the girls ♪
940
00:53:09,649 --> 00:53:13,816
♪ We'll pick 'em all up and go for a whirl ♪
941
00:53:15,305 --> 00:53:19,408
♪ Riding in my running red roadster ♪
942
00:53:19,408 --> 00:53:21,411
♪ Riding in my running red roadster ♪
943
00:53:21,411 --> 00:53:24,290
♪ Riding in my running red,
riding in my running red ♪
944
00:53:24,290 --> 00:53:28,308
♪ Riding in my running red road ♪
945
00:53:28,308 --> 00:53:30,604
- [Fenzie] Ah, Candy, baby,
the Fenz is dragging tonight
946
00:53:30,604 --> 00:53:31,689
on 101.
947
00:53:31,689 --> 00:53:33,220
- [Candy] You're on, Fenz.
948
00:53:33,220 --> 00:53:34,628
- [Bebe] Hey, don't forget the beer.
949
00:53:34,628 --> 00:53:36,201
- [Mike] Don't you forget the pill.
950
00:53:36,201 --> 00:53:37,700
- [Sam] Come on, Monica, move your ass.
951
00:53:37,700 --> 00:53:39,687
- [Monica] Is your mind always on balling?
952
00:53:39,687 --> 00:53:41,286
- [Jan] Buzz, don't forget the tent.
953
00:53:41,286 --> 00:53:43,020
- [Buzz] That's like forgetting my head.
954
00:53:43,020 --> 00:53:45,849
- [Fenzie] Come on already, let's make it.
955
00:53:45,849 --> 00:53:49,599
(all screaming and laughing)
956
00:54:00,623 --> 00:54:02,001
- Watch out, watch out.
957
00:54:02,001 --> 00:54:04,173
- I got watermelon, you guys.
958
00:54:04,173 --> 00:54:07,923
(all screaming and laughing)
959
00:54:13,491 --> 00:54:14,632
- Get the blanket.
960
00:54:14,632 --> 00:54:16,215
- Who's got a beer?
961
00:54:18,635 --> 00:54:20,383
- Get it right, get it right.
962
00:54:20,383 --> 00:54:23,800
(laughing and screaming)
963
00:54:26,781 --> 00:54:28,650
- Watermelon.
964
00:54:28,650 --> 00:54:31,900
- Who wants to help me put up the tent?
965
00:54:34,810 --> 00:54:37,211
- Hey, who wants to
help me put up the tent?
966
00:54:37,211 --> 00:54:40,695
- Hey, man, it's about time
we got to the beach here, man.
967
00:54:40,695 --> 00:54:41,529
- Yeah, really.
968
00:54:41,529 --> 00:54:42,688
Hey, you got any more food in there?
969
00:54:42,688 --> 00:54:43,662
- Is that all you--
970
00:54:43,662 --> 00:54:44,495
Man.
971
00:54:44,495 --> 00:54:45,328
- I'm hungry.
972
00:54:45,328 --> 00:54:46,885
- That's all that guy does, is eat.
973
00:54:46,885 --> 00:54:48,000
- Hey, here's a pickle.
974
00:54:48,000 --> 00:54:48,833
Pickle.
975
00:54:51,556 --> 00:54:53,547
- What, dummy?
976
00:54:53,547 --> 00:54:56,630
(upbeat funky music)
977
00:55:32,693 --> 00:55:35,526
(heavy breathing)
978
00:55:40,080 --> 00:55:42,498
- Hey, Candy, tell me the truth.
979
00:55:42,498 --> 00:55:46,432
Do you see any enlargement in my muscle?
980
00:55:46,432 --> 00:55:49,020
- Yeah, I think it's getting smaller.
981
00:55:49,020 --> 00:55:51,220
- He's talking about his biceps.
982
00:55:51,220 --> 00:55:52,419
- Oh.
983
00:55:52,419 --> 00:55:54,285
- Aw, lay off me.
984
00:55:54,285 --> 00:55:55,202
- Hey, man.
985
00:55:56,547 --> 00:55:59,133
I'm getting horny already.
986
00:55:59,133 --> 00:56:00,969
Come on, Jan.
987
00:56:00,969 --> 00:56:01,976
Let's get in the tent.
988
00:56:01,976 --> 00:56:03,194
- Will you hold your goodies?
989
00:56:03,194 --> 00:56:04,648
We just got here.
990
00:56:04,648 --> 00:56:06,138
- Hey,
991
00:56:06,138 --> 00:56:08,138
Fenzie hold his goodies?
992
00:56:10,081 --> 00:56:12,829
- [Group] Fenzie hold his
goodie, Fenzie hold his goodies.
993
00:56:12,829 --> 00:56:13,912
Yay, goodies.
994
00:56:17,671 --> 00:56:19,838
- Fenzie hold his goodies?
995
00:56:21,781 --> 00:56:23,035
- All right already.
996
00:56:23,035 --> 00:56:23,950
Don't hold 'em.
997
00:56:23,950 --> 00:56:25,227
I will.
998
00:56:25,227 --> 00:56:26,227
- Hey, easy.
999
00:56:27,996 --> 00:56:29,163
It's the Fenz.
1000
00:56:30,991 --> 00:56:32,847
- Man, this is good grass.
1001
00:56:32,847 --> 00:56:34,156
Who got it?
1002
00:56:34,156 --> 00:56:35,690
- I got it.
1003
00:56:35,690 --> 00:56:37,235
- Hey, cool it, will you, Mike.
1004
00:56:37,235 --> 00:56:39,485
I'd like to get high first.
1005
00:56:46,998 --> 00:56:47,998
- Watch out.
1006
00:56:52,244 --> 00:56:53,773
Hey, man don't wet the grass.
1007
00:56:53,773 --> 00:56:54,976
- Change the station, Candy.
1008
00:56:54,976 --> 00:56:56,683
That creep's too straight.
1009
00:56:56,683 --> 00:56:58,336
- Save any of that roach for us?
1010
00:56:58,336 --> 00:56:59,861
- Come on, Monica, let's get in the tent.
1011
00:56:59,861 --> 00:57:01,864
- Do you mind if I catch my breath first?
1012
00:57:01,864 --> 00:57:05,202
- Since when does breath
have anything to do with it?
1013
00:57:05,202 --> 00:57:06,073
- Aw, come on, Bebe.
1014
00:57:06,073 --> 00:57:08,656
Let's be the first in the tent.
1015
00:57:11,598 --> 00:57:12,804
- Ow.
1016
00:57:12,804 --> 00:57:15,387
- Hey, Fenz needs another beer.
1017
00:57:16,793 --> 00:57:19,376
- Boy, this is real good stuff.
1018
00:57:21,001 --> 00:57:23,165
- Aw, come on, Bebe, let's
be first in the tent,
1019
00:57:23,165 --> 00:57:23,998
okay, huh?
1020
00:57:25,069 --> 00:57:26,319
- Hey, cool it.
1021
00:57:27,959 --> 00:57:29,328
Cool it.
1022
00:57:29,328 --> 00:57:31,824
The Fenz said he needs another beer.
1023
00:57:31,824 --> 00:57:33,123
- Oh, yeah.
1024
00:57:33,123 --> 00:57:34,040
Here, Fenz.
1025
00:57:35,222 --> 00:57:37,463
Hey, how come you need
this breath all at once?
1026
00:57:37,463 --> 00:57:39,450
- 'Cause you're getting
bigger, that's why.
1027
00:57:39,450 --> 00:57:40,502
- How do you know?
1028
00:57:40,502 --> 00:57:42,867
- Because he was sticking it up my nose
1029
00:57:42,867 --> 00:57:44,849
in that goddamn van.
1030
00:57:44,849 --> 00:57:46,349
That's how I know.
1031
00:57:48,206 --> 00:57:49,449
- It's sore as hell, man.
1032
00:57:49,449 --> 00:57:51,401
We've gotta get better digs.
1033
00:57:51,401 --> 00:57:54,734
- Yeah, but until then, we got our tent.
1034
00:57:55,842 --> 00:57:57,340
Come on, Candy.
1035
00:57:57,340 --> 00:57:58,923
Let's go get it on.
1036
00:57:59,903 --> 00:58:02,012
- Aw, go bury it in the sand.
1037
00:58:02,012 --> 00:58:03,967
I need some more sun.
1038
00:58:03,967 --> 00:58:07,587
- The Fenz is beginning to
detect something going on here.
1039
00:58:07,587 --> 00:58:09,387
- Nothing's going on here.
1040
00:58:09,387 --> 00:58:11,517
- That's what I'm beginning to detect.
1041
00:58:11,517 --> 00:58:12,630
Hey, man.
1042
00:58:12,630 --> 00:58:15,413
What's with this Fenzie
holding his goodies.
1043
00:58:15,413 --> 00:58:17,355
- Yeah, and what the hell's
with this breath crap?
1044
00:58:17,355 --> 00:58:19,008
- Yeah, and what's with
this getting high first?
1045
00:58:19,008 --> 00:58:22,132
- Yeah, and what's with
this stick it in the sand?
1046
00:58:22,132 --> 00:58:23,049
- Hey, hey.
1047
00:58:26,015 --> 00:58:27,447
Hey.
1048
00:58:27,447 --> 00:58:29,939
I smell something rotten in Denmark.
1049
00:58:29,939 --> 00:58:30,772
- Denmark?
1050
00:58:32,282 --> 00:58:34,969
What's Denmark got to do with this, Fenz?
1051
00:58:34,969 --> 00:58:36,714
- Ain't you got no class?
1052
00:58:36,714 --> 00:58:39,008
Didn't you ever hear of Willy boy?
1053
00:58:39,008 --> 00:58:40,585
- Willy boy?
1054
00:58:40,585 --> 00:58:42,853
Who the hell is Willy boy?
1055
00:58:42,853 --> 00:58:45,779
- He means William Shakespeare.
1056
00:58:45,779 --> 00:58:47,451
- All right.
1057
00:58:47,451 --> 00:58:50,284
You're gonna get yours goody-girl.
1058
00:58:51,615 --> 00:58:53,113
I wanna know one thing.
1059
00:58:53,113 --> 00:58:54,277
- What's that, Fenz?
1060
00:58:54,277 --> 00:58:57,488
- What's this pup tent doing empty?
1061
00:58:57,488 --> 00:58:58,405
- Oh, that.
1062
00:58:59,250 --> 00:59:01,697
He wants to know what
the tent's doing empty.
1063
00:59:01,697 --> 00:59:02,824
Come on girls.
1064
00:59:02,824 --> 00:59:04,407
It's swimming time.
1065
00:59:10,700 --> 00:59:13,533
- You know the Fenz does not bake.
1066
00:59:14,565 --> 00:59:17,108
- Maybe you don't, Fenzie,
1067
00:59:17,108 --> 00:59:19,108
but sometimes I have to.
1068
00:59:22,990 --> 00:59:25,518
- Well, I'm with Fenzie.
1069
00:59:25,518 --> 00:59:27,932
Something is screwy.
1070
00:59:27,932 --> 00:59:31,057
- Well, what the hell
are we gonna do, man?
1071
00:59:31,057 --> 00:59:33,417
- We're gonna get their ass.
1072
00:59:33,417 --> 00:59:34,572
Come on.
1073
00:59:34,572 --> 00:59:35,405
- Yeah.
1074
00:59:39,432 --> 00:59:42,682
(upbeat comical music)
1075
01:00:00,890 --> 01:00:01,843
(laughing and screaming)
1076
01:00:02,842 --> 01:00:05,023
♪ I was laying on the beach
about a quarter to three ♪
1077
01:00:05,023 --> 01:00:07,815
♪ I wasn't doing much, I
was just being me ♪
1078
01:00:07,815 --> 01:00:11,150
♪ I never gave any false
gainful employment ♪
1079
01:00:11,150 --> 01:00:13,999
♪ What I love is total enjoyment ♪
1080
01:00:13,999 --> 01:00:15,575
♪ Who'd ever guess ♪
1081
01:00:15,575 --> 01:00:19,508
♪ I'm on the beach of bandits ♪
1082
01:00:19,508 --> 01:00:21,099
♪ Golden bikini ♪
1083
01:00:21,099 --> 01:00:22,510
♪ Stop making locks ♪
1084
01:00:22,510 --> 01:00:25,490
♪ We gotta get up and rock rock rock ♪
1085
01:00:25,490 --> 01:00:27,359
♪ Who'd ever guess ♪
1086
01:00:27,359 --> 01:00:31,131
♪ Down on the beach of bandits ♪
1087
01:00:31,131 --> 01:00:34,288
♪ I'm laying on the sand with
a chick on each side ♪
1088
01:00:34,288 --> 01:00:36,948
♪ Girls on the sand
wanna go for a ride ♪
1089
01:00:36,948 --> 01:00:40,235
♪ Don't know how I got
myself in this situation ♪
1090
01:00:40,235 --> 01:00:43,255
♪ What I like is a permanent vacation ♪
1091
01:00:43,255 --> 01:00:46,177
♪ Who'd ever guess ♪
1092
01:00:46,177 --> 01:00:48,789
♪ I'm on the beach of bandits ♪
1093
01:00:48,789 --> 01:00:51,824
♪ Come Marsha and Carla, Belle and Bill ♪
1094
01:00:51,824 --> 01:00:54,709
♪ I know my dreams are real ♪
1095
01:00:54,709 --> 01:00:56,173
♪ Who'd ever guess ♪
1096
01:00:56,173 --> 01:01:00,090
♪ Down on the beach of bandits ♪
1097
01:01:02,642 --> 01:01:03,758
♪ Golden bikini ♪
1098
01:01:03,758 --> 01:01:05,040
♪ Stop making locks ♪
1099
01:01:05,040 --> 01:01:07,569
♪ We gotta get up and rock rock rock ♪
1100
01:01:07,569 --> 01:01:09,423
♪ Who'd ever guess ♪
1101
01:01:09,423 --> 01:01:13,256
♪ I'm on the beach of bandits ♪
1102
01:01:16,297 --> 01:01:19,130
(tires squealing)
1103
01:01:45,696 --> 01:01:48,196
(air hissing)
1104
01:01:50,656 --> 01:01:53,695
(laughing and screaming)
1105
01:01:53,695 --> 01:01:55,429
♪ Who'd ever guess ♪
1106
01:01:55,429 --> 01:01:58,819
♪ Down on the beach of bandits ♪
1107
01:01:58,819 --> 01:02:02,081
♪ Come Marsha and Carla, Belle and Bill ♪
1108
01:02:02,081 --> 01:02:05,681
♪ I know my dreams are real ♪
1109
01:02:05,681 --> 01:02:08,181
(air hissing)
1110
01:02:11,166 --> 01:02:12,627
♪ Golden bikini ♪
1111
01:02:12,627 --> 01:02:14,496
♪ Stop making locks ♪
1112
01:02:14,496 --> 01:02:16,959
♪ I gotta get up and rock rock rock ♪
1113
01:02:16,959 --> 01:02:18,575
♪ Who'd ever guess ♪
1114
01:02:18,575 --> 01:02:21,370
♪ Down on the beach of bandits ♪
1115
01:02:21,370 --> 01:02:24,424
♪ Down on the beach of bandits ♪
1116
01:02:24,424 --> 01:02:27,424
♪ Down on the beach ♪
1117
01:02:28,730 --> 01:02:31,813
(upbeat funky music)
1118
01:03:06,864 --> 01:03:09,947
(upbeat funky music)
1119
01:03:26,015 --> 01:03:30,182
- Fenzie, we gotta do
something or I'm gonna explode.
1120
01:03:31,916 --> 01:03:35,872
- Okay okay, I guess
it's time to get with it.
1121
01:03:35,872 --> 01:03:37,445
- There's no rush.
1122
01:03:37,445 --> 01:03:38,695
Take your time.
1123
01:03:39,931 --> 01:03:42,264
- Well, we've got a problem.
1124
01:03:43,888 --> 01:03:45,431
- Oh, well shit.
1125
01:03:45,431 --> 01:03:46,681
Join the crowd.
1126
01:03:49,404 --> 01:03:51,308
- You all know the hangups we get into
1127
01:03:51,308 --> 01:03:54,380
when we try and get a little privacy.
1128
01:03:54,380 --> 01:03:55,918
- I don't get it.
1129
01:03:55,918 --> 01:03:57,372
- Oh, for Christ sake, Mike.
1130
01:03:57,372 --> 01:04:00,001
Do you wanna ball the rest of your life?
1131
01:04:00,001 --> 01:04:02,671
- You got somewhere better?
1132
01:04:02,671 --> 01:04:03,888
- Will you cool it, Mike,
1133
01:04:03,888 --> 01:04:06,459
so we can find out what this is all about?
1134
01:04:06,459 --> 01:04:10,626
- Well, we've got a house
with 10 private bedrooms.
1135
01:04:10,627 --> 01:04:13,906
- 10 private bedrooms?
1136
01:04:13,906 --> 01:04:15,400
- I only need one.
1137
01:04:16,236 --> 01:04:17,668
- Hey, Mike, stick your head in the sand
1138
01:04:17,668 --> 01:04:19,777
for about a half an hour, huh?
1139
01:04:19,777 --> 01:04:23,412
The Fenz is trying to get educated.
1140
01:04:23,412 --> 01:04:25,414
- Well, then keep your big mouth shut
1141
01:04:25,414 --> 01:04:27,631
and let Jan explain.
1142
01:04:27,631 --> 01:04:30,717
- The Fenz, keep his big mouth shut?
1143
01:04:30,717 --> 01:04:32,523
The Fenz keep his big--
1144
01:04:32,523 --> 01:04:34,560
- You wanna hear or don't ya?
1145
01:04:34,560 --> 01:04:35,741
- We wanna hear.
1146
01:04:35,741 --> 01:04:37,526
We wanna hear.
1147
01:04:37,526 --> 01:04:39,498
- Yeah, sure, yeah.
1148
01:04:39,498 --> 01:04:42,504
- There's this old movie
star that has this big house
1149
01:04:42,504 --> 01:04:45,741
up in the hills, real private-like.
1150
01:04:45,741 --> 01:04:47,824
- Ooh, I like it already.
1151
01:04:50,023 --> 01:04:51,971
- We talked her into giving
all of us acting lessons
1152
01:04:51,971 --> 01:04:53,054
at her house.
1153
01:04:54,419 --> 01:04:56,547
Are you guys interested or not?
1154
01:04:56,547 --> 01:04:58,374
- Yeah, come on tell us.
1155
01:04:58,374 --> 01:04:59,565
- Yeah.
1156
01:04:59,565 --> 01:05:01,007
- Hey, shit, that's great.
1157
01:05:01,007 --> 01:05:02,293
You guys take the lessons
1158
01:05:02,293 --> 01:05:04,040
and Monica and me,
we'll be in the bedrooms
1159
01:05:04,040 --> 01:05:05,629
rehearsing, okay?
1160
01:05:05,629 --> 01:05:06,709
- Sam, if you don't cool it,
1161
01:05:06,709 --> 01:05:08,050
the only rehearsing you're gonna do
1162
01:05:08,050 --> 01:05:09,739
is the flick of your bick.
1163
01:05:09,739 --> 01:05:12,033
- Are you guys interested or not?
1164
01:05:12,033 --> 01:05:13,283
- [Group] Yeah.
1165
01:05:14,743 --> 01:05:18,389
- Hey, can't we hold this
conversation with Candy and me
1166
01:05:18,389 --> 01:05:20,165
in the tent?
1167
01:05:20,165 --> 01:05:21,361
- Aw, man.
1168
01:05:21,361 --> 01:05:22,317
- Oh well, Jan.
1169
01:05:22,317 --> 01:05:25,156
The only way to keep him
quiet is to bury his face.
1170
01:05:25,156 --> 01:05:26,935
Come on, Buzzy, honey.
1171
01:05:26,935 --> 01:05:28,185
- [Group] Ahhh.
1172
01:05:30,862 --> 01:05:33,324
- You sure he'll still go along?
1173
01:05:33,324 --> 01:05:35,907
- No, go along-y, no get Candy.
1174
01:05:37,318 --> 01:05:40,440
- [Mike] Oh, I like it already.
1175
01:05:40,440 --> 01:05:41,398
- Along?
1176
01:05:41,398 --> 01:05:42,688
Along?
1177
01:05:42,688 --> 01:05:43,942
What' this along?
1178
01:05:43,942 --> 01:05:47,181
- Well, there's just one little hitch.
1179
01:05:47,181 --> 01:05:48,255
- You see, Fenz.
1180
01:05:48,255 --> 01:05:49,121
I told you.
1181
01:05:49,121 --> 01:05:50,460
Always a hitch.
1182
01:05:50,460 --> 01:05:51,293
- I knew it, man.
1183
01:05:51,293 --> 01:05:52,913
It's just a lot of bullshit.
1184
01:05:52,913 --> 01:05:54,757
- Oh, Sam, sometimes I
just wanna sit on your face
1185
01:05:54,757 --> 01:05:55,613
and suffocate you.
1186
01:05:55,613 --> 01:05:57,741
- I'm ready, I'm ready.
1187
01:05:57,741 --> 01:05:59,403
- Can Jan continue?
1188
01:05:59,403 --> 01:06:01,153
Give me another beer.
1189
01:06:04,142 --> 01:06:07,945
- Well, she's just a little boy-crazy.
1190
01:06:07,945 --> 01:06:11,143
- Like just how much is a little?
1191
01:06:11,143 --> 01:06:12,560
- Well, you know.
1192
01:06:13,847 --> 01:06:15,430
- No, I don't know.
1193
01:06:16,431 --> 01:06:18,449
- Like screwing-crazy.
1194
01:06:18,449 --> 01:06:20,084
- What the hell's wrong with that?
1195
01:06:20,084 --> 01:06:23,501
- Well, she's a little older than we are.
1196
01:06:25,606 --> 01:06:27,141
- Who is this chick anyway?
1197
01:06:27,141 --> 01:06:28,797
- June East.
1198
01:06:28,797 --> 01:06:30,234
- June East?
1199
01:06:30,234 --> 01:06:32,520
Who the hell is June East?
1200
01:06:32,520 --> 01:06:34,437
- June East, June East.
1201
01:06:36,954 --> 01:06:39,831
Hey, she's that silent movie star.
1202
01:06:39,831 --> 01:06:41,385
- Silent movies?
1203
01:06:41,385 --> 01:06:42,879
She must be 100.
1204
01:06:42,879 --> 01:06:44,414
I can't agree to that.
1205
01:06:44,414 --> 01:06:46,497
- Well, why the hell not?
1206
01:06:47,364 --> 01:06:48,854
- My bullets are special
1207
01:06:48,854 --> 01:06:52,672
and I'm very particular
who I shoot them with.
1208
01:06:52,672 --> 01:06:55,710
- Gee, Fenzie, do you really shoot people?
1209
01:06:55,710 --> 01:06:58,059
- Bebe, sit on your brains for a minute.
1210
01:06:58,059 --> 01:07:00,837
This rumble seat, van, pup tent garbage
1211
01:07:00,837 --> 01:07:02,789
has got to cease.
1212
01:07:02,789 --> 01:07:06,308
- Your bullets can rust for all I care.
1213
01:07:06,308 --> 01:07:09,044
- Yeah, but what about our pride?
1214
01:07:09,044 --> 01:07:12,820
- Yeah, it would be like
doing it with you grandmother.
1215
01:07:12,820 --> 01:07:15,790
- There is no way this can be done.
1216
01:07:15,790 --> 01:07:17,457
The Fenz has spoken.
1217
01:07:18,630 --> 01:07:20,052
Everyone in the tent.
1218
01:07:20,052 --> 01:07:21,939
(yelling)
1219
01:07:21,939 --> 01:07:22,772
(upbeat funky music)
1220
01:07:22,772 --> 01:07:23,605
Watch out, watch out.
1221
01:07:23,605 --> 01:07:24,438
Come on.
1222
01:07:24,438 --> 01:07:25,693
- I don't wanna be last.
1223
01:07:25,693 --> 01:07:29,110
(screaming and laughing)
1224
01:07:43,677 --> 01:07:46,677
- [Fenz] Oh my god, somebody's foot.
1225
01:07:48,239 --> 01:07:51,656
(screaming and laughing)
1226
01:08:45,678 --> 01:08:48,845
(comical piano music)
1227
01:08:54,902 --> 01:08:56,603
(sensual music)
1228
01:08:56,603 --> 01:08:58,353
- So, this is Fenzie.
1229
01:09:01,895 --> 01:09:04,728
Ooooh, I heard such stories about you.
1230
01:09:09,018 --> 01:09:11,665
- Hey, the Fenz has heard a few about you too,
1231
01:09:11,665 --> 01:09:13,206
Juney baby and--
1232
01:09:13,206 --> 01:09:15,785
- Uh, the boys are all in accord with your desires,
1233
01:09:15,785 --> 01:09:16,618
Miss East.
1234
01:09:19,165 --> 01:09:23,082
- I thought we had this Miss East crap settled.
1235
01:09:26,445 --> 01:09:27,776
- Oh, I'm sorry June.
1236
01:09:27,776 --> 01:09:29,767
It's just that your age.
1237
01:09:29,767 --> 01:09:30,970
- Age?
1238
01:09:30,970 --> 01:09:32,053
What age?
1239
01:09:32,053 --> 01:09:33,761
She's just a baby.
1240
01:09:33,761 --> 01:09:36,233
- Hey, who's muscles here?
1241
01:09:36,233 --> 01:09:37,566
- This is Rocky.
1242
01:09:38,924 --> 01:09:41,174
He's got muscles that talk.
1243
01:09:42,674 --> 01:09:43,507
Oooh.
1244
01:09:44,374 --> 01:09:46,524
- Hmm, I wouldn't mind having his muscles
1245
01:09:46,524 --> 01:09:48,217
say something to me.
1246
01:09:48,217 --> 01:09:49,146
- Hey.
1247
01:09:49,146 --> 01:09:49,979
Cool it.
1248
01:09:52,019 --> 01:09:53,505
- Which muscle talks best?
1249
01:09:53,505 --> 01:09:57,422
- [June] The one I personally exercise for him.
1250
01:10:00,398 --> 01:10:02,978
- [Bebe] Which one is that?
1251
01:10:02,978 --> 01:10:04,610
- Aw, geez, Bebe.
1252
01:10:04,610 --> 01:10:07,164
Can't you see it's the one on his arm?
1253
01:10:07,164 --> 01:10:09,499
- Yeah, the arm between his legs.
1254
01:10:09,499 --> 01:10:11,500
- Ya'll look, but don't touch
1255
01:10:11,500 --> 01:10:13,182
unless I say so.
1256
01:10:13,182 --> 01:10:14,724
See?
1257
01:10:14,724 --> 01:10:17,247
- Oh, he's a little ticklish in spots,
1258
01:10:17,247 --> 01:10:20,997
so you have to be careful
where you grab him.
1259
01:10:22,936 --> 01:10:26,534
- I'd like to grab him by his short-hairs.
1260
01:10:26,534 --> 01:10:28,562
- What's the matter with you chicks?
1261
01:10:28,562 --> 01:10:30,815
Ain't you never seen muscles before?
1262
01:10:30,815 --> 01:10:32,189
(laughing)
1263
01:10:32,189 --> 01:10:34,146
- Which one of you gonna
be the first volunteers
1264
01:10:34,146 --> 01:10:35,813
for my acting class?
1265
01:10:37,239 --> 01:10:38,732
- [Bebe] I will, I will.
1266
01:10:38,732 --> 01:10:40,145
- [Jan] Cram it, will you, Bebe?
1267
01:10:40,145 --> 01:10:41,728
The boys are first.
1268
01:10:44,587 --> 01:10:46,121
- What do you say, honey?
1269
01:10:46,121 --> 01:10:48,648
Like to learn to lick,
1270
01:10:48,648 --> 01:10:50,981
I mean like to learn to act?
1271
01:10:53,040 --> 01:10:54,566
- Is that all we're gonna do?
1272
01:10:54,566 --> 01:10:55,399
Act?
1273
01:10:55,399 --> 01:10:59,482
- Hell no, we're going to
learn to live the part,
1274
01:11:00,793 --> 01:11:03,626
love the part, play with the part.
1275
01:11:07,065 --> 01:11:09,558
- Hey, this won't take long.
1276
01:11:09,558 --> 01:11:10,815
- Won't take long?
1277
01:11:10,815 --> 01:11:12,753
He's been up these almost an hour.
1278
01:11:12,753 --> 01:11:15,054
- Man, I couldn't tell if
those screams were his or hers.
1279
01:11:15,054 --> 01:11:16,379
- Hey, look.
1280
01:11:16,379 --> 01:11:17,837
The door's opening.
1281
01:11:17,837 --> 01:11:20,763
(dramatic orchestral music)
1282
01:11:20,763 --> 01:11:22,034
(upbeat funky music)
1283
01:11:22,034 --> 01:11:22,867
- Hey.
1284
01:11:45,621 --> 01:11:47,936
- I think she creamed him.
1285
01:11:47,936 --> 01:11:49,853
- Oh, poor poor Fenzie.
1286
01:11:51,908 --> 01:11:53,575
- Wow, Fenz creamed.
1287
01:11:55,947 --> 01:11:57,738
(mumbling)
1288
01:11:57,738 --> 01:12:00,738
- What the hell is he talking about?
1289
01:12:03,720 --> 01:12:06,089
- Hey, Fenz, your legs won't stop shaking.
1290
01:12:06,089 --> 01:12:08,672
- Man, what has this chick got?
1291
01:12:10,608 --> 01:12:11,608
- Fantastic.
1292
01:12:12,510 --> 01:12:14,441
- He looks dehydrated.
1293
01:12:14,441 --> 01:12:15,822
- I wanna talk to the guys.
1294
01:12:15,822 --> 01:12:18,041
- We can' hear you, Fenzie.
1295
01:12:18,041 --> 01:12:21,266
- I said I wanted talk to the guys alone.
1296
01:12:21,266 --> 01:12:22,433
Chicks, split.
1297
01:12:36,398 --> 01:12:40,065
(dramatic orchestral music)
1298
01:12:46,533 --> 01:12:49,256
(upbeat funky music)
1299
01:12:49,256 --> 01:12:50,923
- Three to one, huh?
1300
01:12:51,803 --> 01:12:55,970
Well, now the odds are getting
a little bit more even.
1301
01:13:04,259 --> 01:13:07,592
(screaming and howling)
1302
01:13:12,528 --> 01:13:14,576
- I don't believe it.
1303
01:13:14,576 --> 01:13:16,799
The one weekend my folks are out of town,
1304
01:13:16,799 --> 01:13:18,786
we've got the whole
damn house to ourselves.
1305
01:13:18,786 --> 01:13:20,247
- Including the bedroom.
1306
01:13:20,247 --> 01:13:21,997
- Including the bedroom.
1307
01:13:21,997 --> 01:13:26,016
And we've got four limp worn out Johns.
1308
01:13:26,016 --> 01:13:28,647
- Mike told me her tongue
was like a Roto-Rooter job.
1309
01:13:28,647 --> 01:13:29,689
- You're lucky.
1310
01:13:29,689 --> 01:13:31,883
All Buzz keeps doing is farting.
1311
01:13:31,883 --> 01:13:33,617
- Hell, Fenzie just keeps murmuring,
1312
01:13:33,617 --> 01:13:36,761
"No more beets, no more beets."
1313
01:13:36,761 --> 01:13:37,718
- What are we gonna do?
1314
01:13:37,718 --> 01:13:39,491
Any more of this and I'll be
ready to take on one of you.
1315
01:13:39,491 --> 01:13:42,229
- A few more days of this
bullshit and you got a partner.
1316
01:13:42,229 --> 01:13:45,178
- Days, hell, I can't wait much longer.
1317
01:13:45,178 --> 01:13:47,378
- Already beginning to
feel like a leftover,
1318
01:13:47,378 --> 01:13:50,129
since this June chick came into their act.
1319
01:13:50,129 --> 01:13:53,092
- Come on, let's see if
we can rouse these jerks.
1320
01:13:53,092 --> 01:13:55,161
- [Group] Yeah.
1321
01:13:55,161 --> 01:13:56,372
- Hey.
1322
01:13:56,372 --> 01:13:57,705
- Come on, baby.
1323
01:14:02,048 --> 01:14:03,340
- But, Fenzie.
1324
01:14:03,340 --> 01:14:06,584
You got your reputation to think about.
1325
01:14:06,584 --> 01:14:07,834
- Aw, bullshit.
1326
01:14:10,519 --> 01:14:14,273
I got my goodies to think about, man.
1327
01:14:14,273 --> 01:14:16,940
- Buzzy likey kissy kissy kissy?
1328
01:14:19,388 --> 01:14:21,138
- Buzzy likey sleepy.
1329
01:14:22,220 --> 01:14:24,172
Sleepy sleepy.
1330
01:14:24,172 --> 01:14:25,836
- Mike, your mom called.
1331
01:14:25,836 --> 01:14:30,784
She thinks I have you on some
new kind of pot or something.
1332
01:14:30,784 --> 01:14:34,951
- Bebe, I want you to will
my body to UCLA medical.
1333
01:14:53,505 --> 01:14:55,252
- Come on, Sammy, honey.
1334
01:14:55,252 --> 01:14:59,077
Just one more time for old Monica, huh?
1335
01:14:59,077 --> 01:15:00,910
- Is it my turn again?
1336
01:15:04,971 --> 01:15:08,594
No more swinging from
those rafters for me, man.
1337
01:15:08,594 --> 01:15:09,844
It's your turn.
1338
01:15:11,098 --> 01:15:13,591
(moaning)
1339
01:15:13,591 --> 01:15:14,506
- The hell with this.
1340
01:15:14,506 --> 01:15:16,147
Let's cool off.
1341
01:15:16,147 --> 01:15:19,230
(upbeat funky music)
1342
01:15:22,633 --> 01:15:26,050
(laughing and screaming)
1343
01:16:21,006 --> 01:16:23,673
(phone ringing)
1344
01:16:28,103 --> 01:16:29,554
- Maybe it's Charles Bronson.
1345
01:16:29,554 --> 01:16:31,087
- If it is, ask him if his tally-wacker
1346
01:16:31,087 --> 01:16:33,073
would like some poon-tang.
1347
01:16:33,073 --> 01:16:34,561
- Hello?
1348
01:16:34,561 --> 01:16:36,430
- Well, hello, hot-shot.
1349
01:16:36,430 --> 01:16:37,847
How are the boys?
1350
01:16:40,312 --> 01:16:41,255
- What boys?
1351
01:16:41,255 --> 01:16:43,934
We buried them this morning.
1352
01:16:43,934 --> 01:16:47,101
- Oh, my little darlings all worn out?
1353
01:16:49,604 --> 01:16:51,941
- Isn't it more like flaked out?
1354
01:16:51,941 --> 01:16:54,825
- Well, I was a little rough,
1355
01:16:54,825 --> 01:16:58,158
but then that's what young boys are for.
1356
01:17:00,794 --> 01:17:03,709
- Well, we all decided that we don't
1357
01:17:03,709 --> 01:17:06,287
want your acting lessons anymore.
1358
01:17:06,287 --> 01:17:10,287
- Well, baby, don't fret
your silly little head.
1359
01:17:11,340 --> 01:17:13,182
I just called to tell you
1360
01:17:13,183 --> 01:17:15,099
I don't need your boys.
1361
01:17:17,643 --> 01:17:19,040
- You don't?
1362
01:17:19,040 --> 01:17:23,207
- Because I have found the
greatest lover of all time.
1363
01:17:27,119 --> 01:17:30,536
- [Group] The greatest lover of all time.
1364
01:17:33,320 --> 01:17:36,487
(comical piano music)
1365
01:18:18,464 --> 01:18:20,290
(moaning)
1366
01:18:20,290 --> 01:18:22,963
- [June] Oh, I can't stand any more.
1367
01:18:22,963 --> 01:18:25,372
Oh, you've got to let me rest.
1368
01:18:25,372 --> 01:18:26,205
Oh.
1369
01:18:27,170 --> 01:18:29,420
(growling)
1370
01:18:33,130 --> 01:18:35,130
oh my god, what a thing.
1371
01:18:36,786 --> 01:18:37,953
- Whose thing?
1372
01:18:38,957 --> 01:18:41,207
- Why his thing, of course.
1373
01:18:42,436 --> 01:18:44,103
- Buongiorno, class.
1374
01:18:44,988 --> 01:18:46,570
Buongiorno.
1375
01:18:46,570 --> 01:18:47,445
- This.
1376
01:18:47,445 --> 01:18:48,278
- Is.
1377
01:18:48,278 --> 01:18:49,111
- The.
1378
01:18:49,111 --> 01:18:50,557
- End.
1379
01:18:50,557 --> 01:18:51,625
(upbeat funky music)
1380
01:18:51,625 --> 01:18:54,625
♪ That's how I feel ♪
1381
01:18:57,754 --> 01:18:58,964
♪ The Bell rings ♪
1382
01:18:58,964 --> 01:19:00,790
♪ My heart sings ♪
1383
01:19:00,790 --> 01:19:04,107
♪ And I'm out in the hall
with my best friends ♪
1384
01:19:04,107 --> 01:19:07,309
♪ Going for a ride ♪
1385
01:19:07,309 --> 01:19:10,392
♪ I feel good inside ♪
1386
01:19:12,015 --> 01:19:15,015
♪ In Hollywood High ♪
1387
01:19:18,138 --> 01:19:21,545
♪ Hollywood, Hollywood, Hollywood High ♪
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