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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:11,360 --> 00:00:12,640 Riley Save me from my mom PLLEEASE 2 00:00:26,240 --> 00:00:28,680 DELILAH sry ! for riley - wrong chat ! 3 00:00:28,840 --> 00:00:31,200 Nathan Today still good ? 4 00:00:36,600 --> 00:00:38,040 Yo, yo, yo, what's up ? 5 00:00:42,760 --> 00:00:44,000 Thank you so much for doing this. 6 00:00:44,080 --> 00:00:46,560 Can she even see this fake boyfriending I'm doing ? 7 00:00:46,640 --> 00:00:50,440 Oh, yeah. I guarantee you she is watching from that window right now. 8 00:00:52,720 --> 00:00:56,440 She's gonna go binge "Seventh Heaven," which is her, like, really dark go-to. 9 00:00:58,640 --> 00:01:03,320 So, with pictures, are you, like, good with taking them ? 10 00:01:03,400 --> 00:01:06,360 'Cause, just 'cause she stalks my Insta, so. 11 00:01:14,440 --> 00:01:17,480 Oh, she's nervous for the fake date ! 12 00:01:23,640 --> 00:01:26,200 Wherever you want to drop me off is totally cool. 13 00:01:26,280 --> 00:01:28,120 I'm good. 14 00:01:28,200 --> 00:01:31,120 Oh. Okay, great. Awesome. 15 00:01:32,280 --> 00:01:34,840 Well, if you want to go anywhere, I'll happily pay for it. 16 00:01:34,920 --> 00:01:38,040 Yogurtland or Din Tai Fung or whatever. 17 00:01:41,280 --> 00:01:43,080 Oh, my God. Riley won't stop texting me. 18 00:01:43,160 --> 00:01:45,000 Ask Cunt if she's looking for a ride. 19 00:01:45,720 --> 00:01:48,080 - From your phone ? - Yes. 20 00:01:48,880 --> 00:01:51,200 See ? She trusts him. 21 00:01:53,560 --> 00:01:56,880 - Should I call her a cunt ? - Yes. 22 00:01:58,640 --> 00:02:00,600 cunt r u looking for a ride ? 23 00:02:02,400 --> 00:02:03,400 to delilah's 24 00:02:06,320 --> 00:02:07,320 Okay. 25 00:02:08,000 --> 00:02:10,640 Cool. So we'll go get Riley. 26 00:02:11,360 --> 00:02:13,600 Can I ask you something ? 27 00:02:13,680 --> 00:02:16,880 - You know when we kissed ? - Yes, that was fucking hilarious. 28 00:02:16,960 --> 00:02:19,640 - Yeah, it was so funny. - So good. 29 00:02:21,240 --> 00:02:24,800 So, like, when you're dating someone, like, for real, not like us... 30 00:02:24,880 --> 00:02:28,000 ...you can't, like, ask, like, 31 00:02:29,360 --> 00:02:31,960 "How was it ?" or, like, "Was I good ?" 32 00:02:32,040 --> 00:02:35,240 Wait, you want to know if your kissing was good ? 33 00:02:35,320 --> 00:02:38,280 Yeah. Is that weird ? You don't have to. 34 00:02:38,360 --> 00:02:40,000 Oh, no, I'm definitely going to. 35 00:02:40,080 --> 00:02:43,600 Okay, so, first, I would say, lips like pillows, that's great. 36 00:02:43,680 --> 00:02:46,320 Pillows ? Okay. Okay, great. Wow. 37 00:02:46,400 --> 00:02:52,000 Tongue was definitely too hard and muscle-y, like a little jabby. 38 00:02:52,600 --> 00:02:55,520 - Okay, I'll watch out for that. - Yeah. 39 00:02:55,600 --> 00:02:58,920 Once this guy ran his tongue over my teeth, and at first, I was like, 40 00:02:59,000 --> 00:03:01,280 "What the fuck is this weird Sonicare action ?" 41 00:03:01,360 --> 00:03:04,240 And then I was kind of into it. 42 00:03:04,320 --> 00:03:06,960 I don't know. I wouldn't recommend that for you, though. 43 00:03:07,040 --> 00:03:12,480 I would just, like, go in a little firm, but not too pushy-push. 44 00:03:12,560 --> 00:03:14,360 Like, that, like a little less active. 45 00:03:14,440 --> 00:03:16,160 - Less active ? - Yes. 46 00:03:16,240 --> 00:03:18,080 Okay, that's great advice. Thanks. 47 00:03:18,160 --> 00:03:20,040 Don't ask me to practice with you. 48 00:03:20,120 --> 00:03:23,080 No. No, no, no, of course not. Oh, my God. 49 00:03:23,760 --> 00:03:25,360 So you don't want to. 50 00:03:25,440 --> 00:03:27,960 No, I mean, I would love to. 51 00:03:28,680 --> 00:03:30,280 I'm messing with you. 52 00:03:31,560 --> 00:03:33,560 Only 'cause I love you. 53 00:03:34,960 --> 00:03:36,520 Arianna Does this work ? y or n ? 54 00:03:36,600 --> 00:03:41,240 Oh, my God. This is, like, no ! She looks like a glow stick. 55 00:03:41,320 --> 00:03:46,160 I don't wanna be that gay, but, like, this is a cry for help. X-arms emoji. 56 00:03:52,600 --> 00:03:55,000 Wherever you're going, I need you back by six thirty. 57 00:03:55,160 --> 00:03:56,160 Why ? 58 00:03:56,240 --> 00:03:58,080 Your cousin is moving to Anaheim 59 00:03:58,240 --> 00:03:59,720 and is coming for dinner, and your mother wants you home. 60 00:03:59,880 --> 00:04:02,920 - Wait, what cousin ? - Christina. She just got here. 61 00:04:03,080 --> 00:04:06,560 Okay, I've literally never heard of her, and she should have asked me. 62 00:04:06,720 --> 00:04:09,320 No, nobody needs to ask you. 63 00:04:09,400 --> 00:04:12,560 This is what you do for family. You show up. 64 00:04:12,640 --> 00:04:14,360 So you can stop being so selfish now. 65 00:04:14,520 --> 00:04:18,360 Listen, cabrona, in this, I'm very with your mother, 66 00:04:18,440 --> 00:04:21,400 and I'm very sick of Little Miss Do What I Want. 67 00:04:21,480 --> 00:04:25,400 She's Skyping exactly at six thirty to see you and your cousin, 68 00:04:25,480 --> 00:04:28,000 so be home, or she won't be letting you go out at all. 69 00:04:28,160 --> 00:04:30,320 How about I come home when I want, 70 00:04:30,400 --> 00:04:33,400 and she try to not let me out all the way from Guadalajara ? 71 00:04:33,480 --> 00:04:36,280 Not today, Satanás. 72 00:04:36,360 --> 00:04:38,960 Not today. Be home at six thirty. 73 00:04:44,440 --> 00:04:48,040 I just had to endure my dad screaming at his girlfriend, 74 00:04:48,120 --> 00:04:50,120 who started sobbing uncontrollably, 75 00:04:50,200 --> 00:04:53,640 and somehow I had to be the one to make her feel better, 76 00:04:53,720 --> 00:04:57,000 which my mom saw and then freaked out about, so... 77 00:04:57,080 --> 00:04:59,560 Hello, I hate everyone. 78 00:04:59,640 --> 00:05:03,480 How are you guys ? Are you guys on another one of your sad fake dates ? 79 00:05:03,640 --> 00:05:06,320 - Creepy, right ? - It's more just sad than anything. 80 00:05:07,160 --> 00:05:10,240 Neither of you can date real people, so you just fake-date each other. 81 00:05:10,320 --> 00:05:13,720 Oh ! She's mad on the home front and coming for us. 82 00:05:13,800 --> 00:05:14,840 I'm sorry, I'm sorry. 83 00:05:15,000 --> 00:05:18,520 I would not even know how to go on a real non-hookup date. 84 00:05:20,240 --> 00:05:23,240 What was your last good date before this ? 85 00:05:27,360 --> 00:05:29,640 - No way. - What ? 86 00:05:29,720 --> 00:05:32,200 - That's not true. - What ? 87 00:05:32,280 --> 00:05:36,560 - Bo was your first real date ? - Define "date." 88 00:05:37,640 --> 00:05:39,520 Okay, fine, yes. 89 00:05:40,640 --> 00:05:43,160 And whatever, 'cause we just weren't right for each other. 90 00:05:44,560 --> 00:05:46,680 - How do you know that ? - Because there was zero chemistry. 91 00:05:46,760 --> 00:05:48,880 But, like, I don't know, like, on "Married at First Sight," 92 00:05:48,960 --> 00:05:51,040 the wives are always like, "Ew, I hate you. Don't touch me." 93 00:05:51,120 --> 00:05:52,560 But that's just 'cause they're arranged marriages. 94 00:05:52,640 --> 00:05:55,080 - Yeah, Jamie and Doug. - Yes, exactly. 95 00:05:55,160 --> 00:05:58,200 Like, at first, she thought he was so ugly 96 00:05:58,280 --> 00:05:59,520 and didn't even want to take wedding photos with him. 97 00:05:59,600 --> 00:06:01,280 - He was legit ugly. - He was so sweet. 98 00:06:01,360 --> 00:06:04,880 No, I know. He was so genuinely patient and understanding. 99 00:06:05,040 --> 00:06:06,720 So, at the end of six weeks, she's like, 100 00:06:06,880 --> 00:06:08,680 "I actually love you a lot, Doug. Let's stay married." 101 00:06:08,840 --> 00:06:11,640 I don't know, maybe it's, like, worth another try. 102 00:06:14,280 --> 00:06:16,640 Greta: i think my mom is chucky's bride's bridesmaid 103 00:06:16,720 --> 00:06:17,720 No. 104 00:06:17,800 --> 00:06:19,520 She's my friend, and we're literally right there. 105 00:06:19,600 --> 00:06:22,440 - That is not why you're doing it. - Doing what ? 106 00:06:25,520 --> 00:06:28,680 Oh, my God ! Two people have never been so annoying in their entire lives ! 107 00:06:28,760 --> 00:06:32,000 He's picking up Greta so we'll be forced to spend time with each other, 108 00:06:32,080 --> 00:06:35,040 'cause he's Mr. Matchmaker, except he can't matchmake himself. 109 00:06:35,200 --> 00:06:37,320 Oh, okay. Now I'm definitely doing it. 110 00:06:42,960 --> 00:06:44,600 Hi ! 111 00:06:46,280 --> 00:06:47,600 Hey. 112 00:06:57,640 --> 00:06:58,680 - Hi. - Hi. 113 00:06:58,840 --> 00:07:00,840 Hey. Need help ? 114 00:07:04,280 --> 00:07:06,120 Mama says buckle up. 115 00:07:13,920 --> 00:07:15,320 Thank you for coming. 116 00:07:15,480 --> 00:07:19,080 - Moms are literally so annoying. - Not when they're dead. 117 00:07:19,160 --> 00:07:21,880 I don't ever know what to say when you do that. 118 00:07:21,960 --> 00:07:25,440 I know. I'm such a twat. Gimme Red Vines, 119 00:07:25,520 --> 00:07:29,000 and good call, by the way, 'cause fuck that plastic Twizzler shit ! 120 00:07:30,960 --> 00:07:33,560 I feel like we're having identical days. 121 00:07:33,640 --> 00:07:35,680 - Yeah ? - Yeah. 122 00:07:35,760 --> 00:07:38,480 - Are you okay ? - Yeah, I'm good. 123 00:07:39,240 --> 00:07:40,760 No. No, thanks. 124 00:07:41,720 --> 00:07:44,560 I just want to not be home, so wherever you're going. 125 00:07:44,720 --> 00:07:47,560 We are taking Riley to Delilah's, 126 00:07:47,640 --> 00:07:51,480 and then the world is our Din Thai Fung oyster, Nathan's treat. 127 00:07:52,400 --> 00:07:55,680 - Um, so are you gonna text him ? - Wait, what are we talking about ? 128 00:07:55,760 --> 00:07:57,520 Nothing. Stop, stop. 129 00:07:58,200 --> 00:08:00,600 I'm driving everyone. I get six miles to the gallon. 130 00:08:00,680 --> 00:08:04,200 I do not need a gangbang coming for my love life. 131 00:08:04,280 --> 00:08:08,040 We're trying to get you a love life. I am Team Second Chance. 132 00:08:10,000 --> 00:08:13,120 Greta, where do you fall on second chances ? 133 00:08:13,200 --> 00:08:16,240 Uh, yeah. Totally. Second chance it. 134 00:08:28,200 --> 00:08:30,040 - Do you have any money ? - Yeah. 135 00:08:34,600 --> 00:08:37,720 - Gas. - Thank... you ? 136 00:08:44,720 --> 00:08:46,360 Sorry. Oh. 137 00:08:46,440 --> 00:08:47,440 It's okay. 138 00:08:52,760 --> 00:08:55,240 - I'll see you around ? - Yeah, definitely. 139 00:08:57,520 --> 00:08:59,000 - Bye, guys. - Have fun. 140 00:09:17,000 --> 00:09:20,280 Hi. Come in, come in. It's so good to see you. 141 00:09:20,440 --> 00:09:21,440 So this is kinda weird, 142 00:09:21,520 --> 00:09:23,560 but I kinda have to ask 'cause it's kind of in the middle of happening. 143 00:09:23,680 --> 00:09:24,920 - Okay. - Read this. 144 00:09:25,080 --> 00:09:27,720 Cooper: hey do you want to hang out sometime ? okay ! Today ? 145 00:09:28,680 --> 00:09:30,240 What do you think it means ? 146 00:09:31,040 --> 00:09:35,480 I guess he's asking if you want to hang out sometime today ? 147 00:09:37,720 --> 00:09:42,720 Yeah. Okay, that's what I thought. But, like, what does it mean ? 148 00:09:42,800 --> 00:09:44,120 'Cause Naomi likes him ? 149 00:09:44,200 --> 00:09:46,320 But just 'cause she likes him doesn't mean he doesn't like you. 150 00:09:46,480 --> 00:09:47,560 Wait, do you think he does ? 151 00:09:47,720 --> 00:09:50,840 I mean, if he's asking to hang out today, uh, yeah. Probably. 152 00:09:52,240 --> 00:09:54,640 Oh, shit. Oh, fuck. Oh, God. 153 00:09:54,800 --> 00:09:56,520 - So, is he coming over ? - No. You're here. 154 00:09:56,600 --> 00:09:58,240 I don't want to be that girl who's like, "Come over," 155 00:09:58,320 --> 00:10:00,120 and then blows you off for a guy. 156 00:10:00,200 --> 00:10:03,560 Okay. But I'm fine if he comes over. 157 00:10:04,920 --> 00:10:06,600 - Really ? - Yeah. 158 00:10:08,240 --> 00:10:11,400 I'm sure he just wants to borrow my French notes or whatever. 159 00:10:11,480 --> 00:10:15,120 - That's not what he wants. - So, like, how would you respond ? 160 00:10:20,040 --> 00:10:23,200 No, what ? She looks like a glazed donut. 161 00:10:46,880 --> 00:10:48,560 Wait, pull over here. 162 00:10:51,600 --> 00:10:52,640 Okay. 163 00:10:52,720 --> 00:10:55,480 Can we take a picture ? My mom thinks all skaters are drug addicts. 164 00:10:55,560 --> 00:10:57,640 I love it ! 165 00:10:59,000 --> 00:11:01,080 - So cute ! - Yo ! 166 00:11:02,960 --> 00:11:04,920 - Oh, my gosh. Yo ! - Hey ! 167 00:11:07,080 --> 00:11:12,480 - Yo, you ever break a finger ? - Uh, when I was, like, eight. 168 00:11:12,560 --> 00:11:14,720 - How'd you break it ? - Playing T-ball. 169 00:11:14,800 --> 00:11:16,720 Yeah, see ? I knew it was you. 170 00:11:16,800 --> 00:11:19,520 She joined the team, and on her first day, she broke her finger. 171 00:11:19,680 --> 00:11:23,000 - Wait, you were there ? - And this is just coming up now ? 172 00:11:23,080 --> 00:11:25,320 Why's everyone gotta tell everyone everything all the time ? 173 00:11:25,480 --> 00:11:27,600 Uh, you coulda just been like, "We know each other." 174 00:11:27,680 --> 00:11:28,680 For what ? 175 00:11:28,840 --> 00:11:31,920 I don't know. That's what you do to, like, be friendly. 176 00:11:32,000 --> 00:11:34,160 Okay, well, I'm being friendly now. 177 00:11:34,320 --> 00:11:35,960 How do you even remember that ? 178 00:11:36,040 --> 00:11:38,320 'Cause when you showed up, I was like, 179 00:11:38,400 --> 00:11:40,800 "That Gretita girl's a pussy and gonna suck," and then... 180 00:11:40,960 --> 00:11:44,000 ...the ball hit you and your finger was, like, dangling from your hand... 181 00:11:44,080 --> 00:11:45,760 ...and you didn't cry, and then I was like, 182 00:11:45,840 --> 00:11:48,960 "Shit, that Gretita's got nerves of steel. I want her on my team." 183 00:11:49,040 --> 00:11:51,960 - But you never came back. - And now she is on your team. 184 00:11:52,920 --> 00:11:56,320 - Can you hang ? - Well, we got fake dating to do... 185 00:11:56,480 --> 00:12:00,800 And you guys have your sports and steel girl stuff to catch up on, so bye ! 186 00:12:00,880 --> 00:12:03,760 - But wait... - Love you, Gretita ! 187 00:12:04,400 --> 00:12:05,960 I don't love you ! 188 00:12:11,040 --> 00:12:12,040 You wanna skate ? 189 00:12:16,080 --> 00:12:18,360 This was really nice of you today. 190 00:12:19,080 --> 00:12:21,800 As your friend, I think they're right. You should text Bo. 191 00:12:21,880 --> 00:12:26,680 I mean, my mom's always like, "Write it out, take six deep breaths, 192 00:12:26,760 --> 00:12:30,480 see how you feel, and if you want to send, then send." So, it could be like, 193 00:12:30,560 --> 00:12:36,000 "Hi. That was a weird first date, but I really like you. Can we try again ?" 194 00:12:36,080 --> 00:12:37,680 Wait, did you write that on my phone ? 195 00:12:37,840 --> 00:12:38,960 Yeah, 'cause you're driving, but I'm not gonna send it. 196 00:12:39,040 --> 00:12:42,000 -No, stop. Stop ! Give me my phone ! - Just to see how it reads. 197 00:12:42,080 --> 00:12:44,200 - Oh, my God. I am so sorry. - What the fuck did you do ? 198 00:12:44,360 --> 00:12:48,120 - I was just trying to help ! - No, you fucked everything up ! 199 00:13:10,640 --> 00:13:13,320 I'm down 200 00:13:23,560 --> 00:13:25,080 Yes ! 201 00:13:28,320 --> 00:13:30,960 Oh, my God, the nineties were so fucked. 202 00:13:31,120 --> 00:13:33,960 What would it be like to have to call people for everything ? 203 00:13:34,040 --> 00:13:37,520 So stressful. You couldn't just text what's up. You'd have to be like, 204 00:13:37,600 --> 00:13:40,360 "I'm dialing ten numbers, and hi, how are you doing ? 205 00:13:40,440 --> 00:13:42,200 Let me hear all the stuff I don't want to hear. 206 00:13:42,280 --> 00:13:44,760 I just wanted to text you what's up." 207 00:13:44,840 --> 00:13:47,040 I'm so glad we were not born then. 208 00:13:51,400 --> 00:13:53,400 Fuck. This was a bad idea. 209 00:13:56,000 --> 00:13:57,960 - Hey. - Hi. 210 00:13:58,120 --> 00:14:01,240 - Sorry. This is my brother, Evan. - Oh, Evan, hi. 211 00:14:01,400 --> 00:14:03,080 We're playing Monopoly, if you want to play. 212 00:14:03,160 --> 00:14:04,720 - I like Monopoly. - Our Monopoly is different. 213 00:14:04,800 --> 00:14:08,280 - Like, our rules are really different. - I mean, I'm game if you are. 214 00:14:08,440 --> 00:14:11,000 I love Monopoly. Come in. Yeah. Oh, Riley's here, too. 215 00:14:11,160 --> 00:14:13,000 Hey, what's up ? 216 00:14:15,480 --> 00:14:18,160 Okay, so, Evan, you roll the dice and then move your token, 217 00:14:18,240 --> 00:14:21,000 and then wherever you land, the property, we all buy together. 218 00:14:21,160 --> 00:14:23,560 - Okay, so everybody take a token. - Um, how much is this one ? 219 00:14:23,640 --> 00:14:26,280 - Can you hand me one, Vivian ? - Oh, sure. 220 00:14:26,360 --> 00:14:29,080 You want to try and land on the community fridges... 221 00:14:29,160 --> 00:14:31,840 ...'cause then you'll get money from the community garden. 222 00:14:31,920 --> 00:14:35,040 Just in case you run out of money. Sorry. 223 00:14:35,200 --> 00:14:39,120 Alright, so everyone starts off with five hundred Bernie Bucks. 224 00:14:39,720 --> 00:14:43,200 Wait, so how you play, you can't get a monopoly ? 225 00:14:43,280 --> 00:14:46,080 No. Capitalism is white supremacy. 226 00:14:46,480 --> 00:14:48,160 So, Evan, you'll be a freshman next year ? 227 00:14:48,240 --> 00:14:49,840 Yeah, I'll be a freshman next year. 228 00:14:50,000 --> 00:14:52,240 Yeah, but we're gonna get to play together when he makes varsity. 229 00:14:52,320 --> 00:14:55,560 And he's totally going to because he's so good. 230 00:14:55,640 --> 00:14:58,320 - Maybe you want to come to a game ? - Cool. I love baseball. 231 00:14:58,400 --> 00:14:59,440 - Yeah ? - No, you don't. 232 00:14:59,520 --> 00:15:02,800 You said all professional sports are just male-dominated, money-making, 233 00:15:02,880 --> 00:15:04,280 rapist-defender organizations. 234 00:15:04,360 --> 00:15:07,040 No, I did not say that. Just some. 235 00:15:07,120 --> 00:15:10,760 Anyway, I don't even know if they'll let me try out since I'm trans. 236 00:15:10,920 --> 00:15:13,240 Well, then we'll boycott or protest or whatever you need. 237 00:15:13,320 --> 00:15:16,760 Also, Jesus Christ, Renée Richards ? Alright, here we go. 238 00:15:16,920 --> 00:15:19,160 ROCKY HORROR PICTURE SHOW 239 00:15:19,240 --> 00:15:20,320 Ooh, look at you. 240 00:15:20,400 --> 00:15:21,840 Hey. 241 00:15:23,400 --> 00:15:24,920 - Hey. - Hey ! 242 00:15:25,000 --> 00:15:29,240 I... I know. A nerd who doesn't cosplay. I'm full of surprises. 243 00:15:30,720 --> 00:15:34,000 - You look amazing. - Thank you. 244 00:15:34,080 --> 00:15:36,960 - I think that we have some- - It's really ni- No, sorry. You go. 245 00:15:37,040 --> 00:15:39,520 What ? No. It was nothing. 246 00:15:39,600 --> 00:15:41,880 I am so nervous. 247 00:15:42,640 --> 00:15:45,480 Do you wanna go to the store and get some snacks for the movie ? 248 00:15:45,560 --> 00:15:47,720 She's an emotional eater. But also thrifty. 249 00:15:49,440 --> 00:15:50,880 Okay. 250 00:15:53,480 --> 00:15:54,760 Hey ! 251 00:15:58,840 --> 00:16:00,280 You see that ? 252 00:16:02,000 --> 00:16:03,000 Do it ! 253 00:16:03,640 --> 00:16:06,520 - Now ! Bunny hop ! - I can't, I can't, I can't ! 254 00:16:06,680 --> 00:16:09,400 Ow ! Fuck ! Ugh. 255 00:16:09,560 --> 00:16:10,800 You okay ? 256 00:16:13,840 --> 00:16:15,120 My god. 257 00:16:16,360 --> 00:16:17,760 - You okay ? - Yes. 258 00:16:17,840 --> 00:16:20,080 - See ? She don't get hurt ! - I'm fine. 259 00:16:22,640 --> 00:16:24,240 Wow. She got a face lift. 260 00:16:24,400 --> 00:16:27,680 I love when regular things make me feel rich ! 261 00:16:27,760 --> 00:16:32,040 Okay. Girl came correct with this artisanal bakery. 262 00:16:32,120 --> 00:16:33,960 So, like, one of those for sure, right ? 263 00:16:34,040 --> 00:16:38,120 Uh, you can. I can't exactly have dairy, tree nuts, shellfish, soy, 264 00:16:38,200 --> 00:16:39,880 or gluten. 265 00:16:39,960 --> 00:16:43,600 Oh, Jesus. Guess we should get out of the yummy dessert section. 266 00:16:43,680 --> 00:16:45,160 Well, now I feel bad. 267 00:16:45,240 --> 00:16:49,880 No, sorry. That is how I flirt. My love language is bitch. Ignore me. 268 00:16:49,960 --> 00:16:53,320 But before we go any further... 269 00:16:53,400 --> 00:16:56,560 - What ? - Where do you fall on Twizzlers ? 270 00:16:57,600 --> 00:16:59,080 I love them. 271 00:17:00,920 --> 00:17:03,560 No, I'm kidding. They taste like a combo of ass and nothing. 272 00:17:03,640 --> 00:17:07,600 Right ? Thank God. I was, like, freaking the fuck out for a second. 273 00:17:07,760 --> 00:17:09,760 Yeah, like, the only good thing about Twizzlers is, like, 274 00:17:09,840 --> 00:17:11,360 the ropey one with the nine strands. 275 00:17:11,440 --> 00:17:14,960 - You can make braids. - Yes ! You get it ! 276 00:17:15,040 --> 00:17:17,600 Okay, come on. Let's go find you a snack that's not gonna kill you. 277 00:17:17,680 --> 00:17:19,600 Tonight was amazing. Thank you so much for having me. 278 00:17:19,680 --> 00:17:20,960 Yeah, of course. Thanks for coming. 279 00:17:21,040 --> 00:17:24,640 No, yeah, that was awesome. Um, and, like, socialism, like, who knew ? 280 00:17:25,920 --> 00:17:29,440 And I think it was- I think it was really good for Evan, too. 281 00:17:29,600 --> 00:17:32,960 Is that why you wanted to hang out ? For him ? 282 00:17:33,040 --> 00:17:36,840 Huh ? No. No. No. I just wanted to hang out with you. 283 00:17:38,160 --> 00:17:41,680 It's just, my parents, they don't like it when I leave him home alone, so... 284 00:17:46,000 --> 00:17:50,040 Sorry, I don't know what I am. Sorry. 285 00:17:51,840 --> 00:17:53,160 Yeah, you do. 286 00:18:01,600 --> 00:18:03,440 - Sorry ! Uh, thank you ! - Alright, bye. 287 00:18:03,520 --> 00:18:05,280 Bye ! 288 00:18:05,720 --> 00:18:08,040 Oh, my fucking God ! Why did I do that ? 289 00:18:08,120 --> 00:18:11,280 - I don't know. Why did you do that ? - I don't know. 290 00:18:11,360 --> 00:18:13,440 Oh, my God. 291 00:18:13,600 --> 00:18:16,760 And then we moved from St. Louis to Anaheim when I was ten, 292 00:18:16,840 --> 00:18:19,920 ...which was great, 'cause I was like, "Peace out, bullies. 293 00:18:20,000 --> 00:18:21,840 See ya later, suckas." 294 00:18:21,920 --> 00:18:24,440 Yes. I feel that. I got bullied, too. 295 00:18:24,520 --> 00:18:25,800 - No way. You ? - Yeah. 296 00:18:25,880 --> 00:18:30,440 I was like one of three black kids in elementary. So, a lot of hair touching, 297 00:18:30,520 --> 00:18:35,440 and then, like, the weird clicking tongues thing during the Africa unit. 298 00:18:35,520 --> 00:18:40,520 I got people making fun of my name, what does goat taste like, 299 00:18:40,600 --> 00:18:44,600 and I should just convert because it's worth it for bacon. 300 00:18:44,680 --> 00:18:45,920 People made fun of Bo ? 301 00:18:46,000 --> 00:18:51,080 It's short for Bomani. It's an Egyptian name. It means "warrior." 302 00:18:51,160 --> 00:18:53,560 Bomani. I love that. 303 00:18:55,760 --> 00:18:59,720 I've always wanted to read one of these cheesy romance novels. 304 00:19:05,960 --> 00:19:07,920 - Where are you going ? - Come on. 305 00:19:11,280 --> 00:19:15,080 These hos are really serious about their supermarket experience. 306 00:19:16,120 --> 00:19:18,840 Luxury. The luxury ! 307 00:19:21,400 --> 00:19:23,560 BUILT FOR Pleasure RITA STEELEWOOD 308 00:19:23,640 --> 00:19:25,600 - A select, AKA... - Oh my god. 309 00:19:25,680 --> 00:19:30,520 ...random reading from the acclaimed "Built for Pleasure" by Rita Steelwood. 310 00:19:31,280 --> 00:19:34,840 "She stared at the chiseled, barely-clothed man standing before her, 311 00:19:35,000 --> 00:19:37,720 his piercing olive green eyes like soft moss 312 00:19:37,800 --> 00:19:40,280 in the thorny garden of her dreams." 313 00:19:41,040 --> 00:19:43,440 Come through, showing-not-telling. 314 00:19:43,520 --> 00:19:46,240 "How was it possible that in his unwavering glance, 315 00:19:46,400 --> 00:19:49,520 a deep, intimate knowledge seemed to pass between them ? 316 00:19:49,600 --> 00:19:52,640 After all, she had only assembled him an hour ago." 317 00:19:52,720 --> 00:19:55,520 Oh, shit. We got a male sex robot. 318 00:19:55,600 --> 00:19:58,440 "She moved closer to inspect her handiwork." 319 00:19:58,520 --> 00:20:01,880 "He had become human ! His skin had become warm and supple, 320 00:20:01,960 --> 00:20:06,440 and a heartbeat steadily beneath the hot, firm cage of his chest." 321 00:20:07,680 --> 00:20:11,560 I don't know how to feel about the fact that I am, like, so into this. 322 00:20:11,640 --> 00:20:13,560 Please keep reading. 323 00:20:16,640 --> 00:20:19,360 "'I want you,' he said. 324 00:20:19,920 --> 00:20:22,680 'I want you right now.' 325 00:20:23,640 --> 00:20:27,640 He began to stroke his chest, 326 00:20:27,720 --> 00:20:31,480 his hand going lower and lower." 327 00:20:48,000 --> 00:20:49,680 Ana ANSWER It's 6:30. Where the fuck r u ? 328 00:20:50,720 --> 00:20:53,840 - You gotta be home ? - My mom wanted me to meet some cousin. 329 00:20:53,920 --> 00:20:57,800 - Wait, is your mom back ? - No, but she's trying to control me. 330 00:20:57,880 --> 00:21:01,680 Yeah. Also, when they think something's up, but they don't know, it's worse. 331 00:21:01,840 --> 00:21:03,560 At least, it was for me. I finally had to be like, 332 00:21:03,640 --> 00:21:07,440 "Mom, this is it. This is where I'm at. This is how it's gonna go." 333 00:21:07,520 --> 00:21:08,520 And then she just stopped. 334 00:21:08,680 --> 00:21:11,120 Yeah, I don't know if that's gonna work for me. 335 00:21:11,200 --> 00:21:13,520 That's what I'm saying. It's kinda more your call. 336 00:21:13,600 --> 00:21:17,440 - But also, I'm an asshole, so... - No, you're not. 337 00:21:18,760 --> 00:21:21,000 I actually am. 338 00:21:21,080 --> 00:21:23,560 I think if you like me, even though I'm an asshole, 339 00:21:23,640 --> 00:21:27,520 it's probably better than you liking me 'cause you think I'm not an asshole. 340 00:21:30,600 --> 00:21:33,480 What's with you and Riley ? 341 00:21:36,720 --> 00:21:37,960 What do you mean ? 342 00:21:38,120 --> 00:21:41,760 - You guys together, or... - Not really. No. 343 00:21:42,240 --> 00:21:44,200 Yeah, I got that feeling. 344 00:21:45,400 --> 00:21:48,040 So, does that mean I can kiss you ? 345 00:21:48,120 --> 00:21:50,400 'Cause I really want to. 346 00:21:57,280 --> 00:21:59,560 - No. - No ? 347 00:22:01,240 --> 00:22:03,800 - No. - 'Cause why ? 348 00:22:03,880 --> 00:22:05,320 'Cause I don't know you. 349 00:22:06,760 --> 00:22:10,200 See ? You got some asshole in you. 350 00:22:16,920 --> 00:22:18,680 Can you give me a ride home ? 351 00:22:21,520 --> 00:22:24,200 - Feeling good about our choices ? - Feeling so good. 352 00:22:31,280 --> 00:22:33,320 get free 353 00:22:43,400 --> 00:22:45,000 Thank you so much. 354 00:22:46,280 --> 00:22:47,920 Thanks. 355 00:22:48,080 --> 00:22:52,280 Hey, Andy. I'm Chester. This is Bo. 356 00:22:52,360 --> 00:22:56,400 We just reconciled, so if you could just let us in, 357 00:22:56,480 --> 00:23:00,040 we would be very grateful. Please, please, please, please. 358 00:23:00,120 --> 00:23:02,960 Sorry, hon. No late seating. 359 00:23:03,040 --> 00:23:05,200 They won't seat our late asses. 360 00:23:05,280 --> 00:23:07,400 Dang. Uh, sorry we missed it. 361 00:23:07,960 --> 00:23:10,520 - Are you, though ? - No, it scared the shit outta me. 362 00:23:10,680 --> 00:23:13,440 But you came anyway because you're Bomani. 363 00:23:19,000 --> 00:23:20,520 What now ? 364 00:23:23,240 --> 00:23:25,040 "She thought about the million moments 365 00:23:25,120 --> 00:23:27,800 that conspired to lead her to this moment. 366 00:23:27,880 --> 00:23:30,960 What were the chances of something like this ever happening to her again ?" 367 00:23:31,120 --> 00:23:32,120 today was awesome 368 00:23:32,200 --> 00:23:35,800 "Unfathomable, like attempting to discern the number of stars 369 00:23:35,880 --> 00:23:37,720 in the night sky above them. 370 00:23:37,800 --> 00:23:41,640 In this moment, a deep truth took hold of her thoughts. 371 00:23:41,720 --> 00:23:43,880 If she didn't open herself up to him now, 372 00:23:43,960 --> 00:23:47,760 she'd never get the chance again, with anyone. 373 00:23:47,920 --> 00:23:49,800 She didn't want to be alone again. 374 00:23:49,880 --> 00:23:53,200 It had been so long, and she was so weary. 375 00:23:53,280 --> 00:23:54,520 She wanted to touch, 376 00:23:54,680 --> 00:23:58,120 to be touched, to feel alive again, but 377 00:23:58,280 --> 00:24:02,480 being alive meant allowing herself to be open, earnest, 378 00:24:02,560 --> 00:24:06,120 ready to receive, ready to be vulnerable again. 379 00:24:06,200 --> 00:24:08,760 "That was it. Vulnerability. 380 00:24:08,840 --> 00:24:10,080 She couldn't be fully giving, 381 00:24:10,240 --> 00:24:13,280 fully loving, fully committed without it, yet 382 00:24:13,440 --> 00:24:16,120 the risk felt too great. 383 00:24:16,200 --> 00:24:19,480 That's why she pulled the emotional armor so tightly around her 384 00:24:19,640 --> 00:24:21,800 for so long. 385 00:24:23,360 --> 00:24:27,880 But the way he looked at her made all her armor crumble 386 00:24:28,040 --> 00:24:32,880 and blow away like the top layer of powdery snow after a storm." 387 00:25:18,960 --> 00:25:20,320 Mami ? 31811

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