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Riley
Save me from my mom PLLEEASE
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DELILAH
sry ! for riley - wrong chat !
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Nathan
Today still good ?
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Yo, yo, yo, what's up ?
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Thank you so much for doing this.
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Can she even see this fake boyfriending
I'm doing ?
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Oh, yeah. I guarantee you she is
watching from that window right now.
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She's gonna go binge "Seventh Heaven,"
which is her, like, really dark go-to.
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So, with pictures, are you, like,
good with taking them ?
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'Cause,
just 'cause she stalks my Insta, so.
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Oh, she's nervous for the fake date !
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Wherever you want to drop me off
is totally cool.
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I'm good.
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Oh. Okay, great. Awesome.
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Well, if you want to go anywhere,
I'll happily pay for it.
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Yogurtland or Din Tai Fung
or whatever.
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Oh, my God.
Riley won't stop texting me.
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Ask Cunt if she's looking for a ride.
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- From your phone ?
- Yes.
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See ? She trusts him.
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- Should I call her a cunt ?
- Yes.
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cunt r u looking for a ride ?
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to delilah's
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Okay.
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Cool. So we'll go get Riley.
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Can I ask you something ?
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- You know when we kissed ?
- Yes, that was fucking hilarious.
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- Yeah, it was so funny.
- So good.
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So, like, when you're dating someone,
like, for real, not like us...
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...you can't, like, ask, like,
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"How was it ?" or, like, "Was I good ?"
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Wait, you want to know
if your kissing was good ?
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Yeah. Is that weird ?
You don't have to.
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Oh, no, I'm definitely going to.
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Okay, so, first, I would say,
lips like pillows, that's great.
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Pillows ? Okay. Okay, great. Wow.
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Tongue was definitely too hard
and muscle-y, like a little jabby.
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- Okay, I'll watch out for that.
- Yeah.
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Once this guy ran his tongue over
my teeth, and at first, I was like,
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"What the fuck is this weird Sonicare
action ?"
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And then I was kind of into it.
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I don't know. I wouldn't recommend that
for you, though.
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I would just, like, go in a little
firm, but not too pushy-push.
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Like, that, like a little less active.
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- Less active ?
- Yes.
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Okay, that's great advice.
Thanks.
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Don't ask me to practice with you.
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No. No, no, no, of course not.
Oh, my God.
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So you don't want to.
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No, I mean, I would love to.
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I'm messing with you.
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Only 'cause I love you.
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Arianna
Does this work ? y or n ?
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Oh, my God. This is, like, no !
She looks like a glow stick.
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I don't wanna be that gay, but, like,
this is a cry for help. X-arms emoji.
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Wherever you're going,
I need you back by six thirty.
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Why ?
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Your cousin is moving to Anaheim
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and is coming for dinner,
and your mother wants you home.
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- Wait, what cousin ?
- Christina. She just got here.
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Okay, I've literally never heard of
her, and she should have asked me.
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No, nobody needs to ask you.
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This is what you do for family.
You show up.
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So you can stop being so selfish now.
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Listen, cabrona, in this,
I'm very with your mother,
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and I'm very sick of
Little Miss Do What I Want.
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She's Skyping exactly at six thirty
to see you and your cousin,
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so be home, or she won't be letting you
go out at all.
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How about I come home when I want,
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and she try to not let me out
all the way from Guadalajara ?
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Not today, Satanás.
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Not today. Be home at six thirty.
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I just had to endure my dad screaming
at his girlfriend,
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who started sobbing uncontrollably,
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and somehow I had to be the one
to make her feel better,
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which my mom saw and then freaked out
about, so...
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Hello, I hate everyone.
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How are you guys ? Are you guys on
another one of your sad fake dates ?
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- Creepy, right ?
- It's more just sad than anything.
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Neither of you can date real people,
so you just fake-date each other.
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Oh ! She's mad on the home front
and coming for us.
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I'm sorry, I'm sorry.
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I would not even know how to go
on a real non-hookup date.
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What was your last good date
before this ?
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- No way.
- What ?
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- That's not true.
- What ?
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- Bo was your first real date ?
- Define "date."
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Okay, fine, yes.
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And whatever, 'cause we just
weren't right for each other.
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- How do you know that ?
- Because there was zero chemistry.
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But, like, I don't know, like,
on "Married at First Sight,"
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the wives are always like,
"Ew, I hate you. Don't touch me."
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But that's just 'cause
they're arranged marriages.
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- Yeah, Jamie and Doug.
- Yes, exactly.
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Like, at first,
she thought he was so ugly
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and didn't even want to take
wedding photos with him.
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- He was legit ugly.
- He was so sweet.
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No, I know. He was so genuinely patient
and understanding.
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So, at the end of six weeks,
she's like,
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"I actually love you a lot, Doug.
Let's stay married."
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I don't know, maybe it's, like,
worth another try.
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Greta: i think my mom is chucky's
bride's bridesmaid
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No.
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She's my friend,
and we're literally right there.
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- That is not why you're doing it.
- Doing what ?
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Oh, my God ! Two people have never
been so annoying in their entire lives !
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He's picking up Greta so we'll be
forced to spend time with each other,
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'cause he's Mr. Matchmaker,
except he can't matchmake himself.
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Oh, okay. Now I'm definitely doing it.
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Hi !
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Hey.
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- Hi.
- Hi.
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Hey.
Need help ?
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Mama says buckle up.
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Thank you for coming.
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- Moms are literally so annoying.
- Not when they're dead.
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I don't ever know what to say
when you do that.
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I know. I'm such a twat. Gimme
Red Vines,
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and good call, by the way, 'cause
fuck that plastic Twizzler shit !
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I feel like we're having
identical days.
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- Yeah ?
- Yeah.
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- Are you okay ?
- Yeah, I'm good.
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No. No, thanks.
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I just want to not be home,
so wherever you're going.
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We are taking Riley to Delilah's,
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and then the world is our Din Thai Fung
oyster, Nathan's treat.
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- Um, so are you gonna text him ?
- Wait, what are we talking about ?
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Nothing. Stop, stop.
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I'm driving everyone.
I get six miles to the gallon.
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I do not need a gangbang coming
for my love life.
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We're trying to get you a love life.
I am Team Second Chance.
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Greta, where do you fall
on second chances ?
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Uh, yeah. Totally. Second chance it.
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- Do you have any money ?
- Yeah.
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- Gas.
- Thank... you ?
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Sorry.
Oh.
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It's okay.
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- I'll see you around ?
- Yeah, definitely.
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- Bye, guys.
- Have fun.
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Hi. Come in, come in.
It's so good to see you.
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So this is kinda weird,
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but I kinda have to ask 'cause it's
kind of in the middle of happening.
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- Okay.
- Read this.
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Cooper: hey do you want to hang out
sometime ? okay ! Today ?
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What do you think it means ?
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I guess he's asking if you want
to hang out sometime today ?
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Yeah. Okay, that's what I thought.
But, like, what does it mean ?
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'Cause Naomi likes him ?
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But just 'cause she likes him
doesn't mean he doesn't like you.
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Wait, do you think he does ?
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I mean, if he's asking to hang out
today, uh, yeah. Probably.
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Oh, shit. Oh, fuck. Oh, God.
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- So, is he coming over ?
- No. You're here.
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I don't want to be that girl who's
like, "Come over,"
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and then blows you off for a guy.
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Okay. But I'm fine if he comes over.
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- Really ?
- Yeah.
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I'm sure he just wants to borrow
my French notes or whatever.
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- That's not what he wants.
- So, like, how would you respond ?
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No, what ?
She looks like a glazed donut.
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Wait, pull over here.
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Okay.
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Can we take a picture ? My mom thinks
all skaters are drug addicts.
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I love it !
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- So cute !
- Yo !
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- Oh, my gosh. Yo !
- Hey !
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- Yo, you ever break a finger ?
- Uh, when I was, like, eight.
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- How'd you break it ?
- Playing T-ball.
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Yeah, see ? I knew it was you.
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She joined the team, and on her first
day, she broke her finger.
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- Wait, you were there ?
- And this is just coming up now ?
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Why's everyone gotta tell everyone
everything all the time ?
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Uh, you coulda just been like,
"We know each other."
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For what ?
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I don't know. That's what you do to,
like, be friendly.
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Okay, well, I'm being friendly now.
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How do you even remember that ?
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'Cause when you showed up, I was like,
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"That Gretita girl's a pussy
and gonna suck," and then...
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...the ball hit you and your finger
was, like, dangling from your hand...
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...and you didn't cry,
and then I was like,
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"Shit, that Gretita's got nerves of
steel. I want her on my team."
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- But you never came back.
- And now she is on your team.
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- Can you hang ?
- Well, we got fake dating to do...
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And you guys have your sports and steel
girl stuff to catch up on, so bye !
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- But wait...
- Love you, Gretita !
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I don't love you !
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You wanna skate ?
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This was really nice of you today.
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As your friend, I think they're right.
You should text Bo.
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I mean, my mom's always like,
"Write it out, take six deep breaths,
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see how you feel, and if you want to
send, then send." So, it could be like,
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"Hi. That was a weird first date, but
I really like you. Can we try again ?"
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Wait, did you write that on my phone ?
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Yeah, 'cause you're driving,
but I'm not gonna send it.
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-No, stop. Stop ! Give me my phone !
- Just to see how it reads.
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- Oh, my God. I am so sorry.
- What the fuck did you do ?
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- I was just trying to help !
- No, you fucked everything up !
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I'm down
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Yes !
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Oh, my God,
the nineties were so fucked.
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What would it be like to have
to call people for everything ?
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So stressful. You couldn't just text
what's up. You'd have to be like,
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"I'm dialing ten numbers,
and hi, how are you doing ?
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Let me hear all the stuff
I don't want to hear.
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I just wanted to text you what's up."
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I'm so glad we were not born then.
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Fuck. This was a bad idea.
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- Hey.
- Hi.
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- Sorry. This is my brother, Evan.
- Oh, Evan, hi.
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We're playing Monopoly,
if you want to play.
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- I like Monopoly.
- Our Monopoly is different.
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- Like, our rules are really different.
- I mean, I'm game if you are.
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I love Monopoly. Come in.
Yeah. Oh, Riley's here, too.
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Hey, what's up ?
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Okay, so, Evan, you roll the dice and
then move your token,
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and then wherever you land,
the property, we all buy together.
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- Okay, so everybody take a token.
- Um, how much is this one ?
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- Can you hand me one, Vivian ?
- Oh, sure.
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You want to try and land
on the community fridges...
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...'cause then you'll get money from
the community garden.
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Just in case you run out of money.
Sorry.
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Alright, so everyone starts off
with five hundred Bernie Bucks.
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Wait, so how you play,
you can't get a monopoly ?
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No. Capitalism is white supremacy.
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So, Evan,
you'll be a freshman next year ?
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Yeah, I'll be a freshman next year.
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Yeah, but we're gonna get to play
together when he makes varsity.
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And he's totally going to because
he's so good.
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- Maybe you want to come to a game ?
- Cool. I love baseball.
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- Yeah ?
- No, you don't.
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You said all professional sports are
just male-dominated, money-making,
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rapist-defender organizations.
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No, I did not say that. Just some.
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Anyway, I don't even know if they'll
let me try out since I'm trans.
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Well, then we'll boycott
or protest or whatever you need.
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Also, Jesus Christ, Renée Richards ?
Alright, here we go.
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ROCKY HORROR PICTURE SHOW
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Ooh, look at you.
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Hey.
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- Hey.
- Hey !
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I... I know. A nerd who doesn't
cosplay. I'm full of surprises.
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- You look amazing.
- Thank you.
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- I think that we have some-
- It's really ni- No, sorry. You go.
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What ? No. It was nothing.
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I am so nervous.
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Do you wanna go to the store
and get some snacks for the movie ?
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She's an emotional eater.
But also thrifty.
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Okay.
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Hey !
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You see that ?
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Do it !
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- Now ! Bunny hop !
- I can't, I can't, I can't !
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Ow ! Fuck ! Ugh.
255
00:16:09,560 --> 00:16:10,800
You okay ?
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My god.
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00:16:16,360 --> 00:16:17,760
- You okay ?
- Yes.
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- See ? She don't get hurt !
- I'm fine.
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Wow. She got a face lift.
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I love when regular things make me
feel rich !
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Okay. Girl came correct with this
artisanal bakery.
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So, like, one of those for sure,
right ?
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Uh, you can. I can't exactly have
dairy, tree nuts, shellfish, soy,
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or gluten.
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Oh, Jesus. Guess we should get out of
the yummy dessert section.
266
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Well, now I feel bad.
267
00:16:45,240 --> 00:16:49,880
No, sorry. That is how I flirt.
My love language is bitch. Ignore me.
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But before we go any further...
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- What ?
- Where do you fall on Twizzlers ?
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I love them.
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No, I'm kidding. They taste like
a combo of ass and nothing.
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Right ? Thank God. I was, like,
freaking the fuck out for a second.
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Yeah, like, the only good thing about
Twizzlers is, like,
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the ropey one with the nine strands.
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- You can make braids.
- Yes ! You get it !
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Okay, come on. Let's go find you
a snack that's not gonna kill you.
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Tonight was amazing.
Thank you so much for having me.
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Yeah, of course. Thanks for coming.
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No, yeah, that was awesome. Um, and,
like, socialism, like, who knew ?
280
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And I think it was- I think it was
really good for Evan, too.
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Is that why you wanted to hang out ?
For him ?
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Huh ? No. No. No.
I just wanted to hang out with you.
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It's just, my parents, they don't like
it when I leave him home alone, so...
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Sorry,
I don't know what I am. Sorry.
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Yeah, you do.
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- Sorry ! Uh, thank you !
- Alright, bye.
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Bye !
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Oh, my fucking God !
Why did I do that ?
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- I don't know. Why did you do that ?
- I don't know.
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Oh, my God.
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And then we moved from St. Louis
to Anaheim when I was ten,
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...which was great, 'cause I was like,
"Peace out, bullies.
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See ya later, suckas."
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Yes. I feel that. I got bullied, too.
295
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- No way. You ?
- Yeah.
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I was like one of three black kids in
elementary. So, a lot of hair touching,
297
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and then, like, the weird clicking
tongues thing during the Africa unit.
298
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I got people making fun of my name,
what does goat taste like,
299
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and I should just convert because
it's worth it for bacon.
300
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People made fun of Bo ?
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It's short for Bomani. It's
an Egyptian name. It means "warrior."
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Bomani. I love that.
303
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I've always wanted to read
one of these cheesy romance novels.
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- Where are you going ?
- Come on.
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These hos are really serious about
their supermarket experience.
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Luxury. The luxury !
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BUILT FOR Pleasure
RITA STEELEWOOD
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- A select, AKA...
- Oh my god.
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...random reading from the acclaimed
"Built for Pleasure" by Rita Steelwood.
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"She stared at the chiseled,
barely-clothed man standing before her,
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his piercing olive green eyes
like soft moss
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in the thorny garden
of her dreams."
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Come through, showing-not-telling.
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"How was it possible that in his
unwavering glance,
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a deep, intimate knowledge seemed to
pass between them ?
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After all, she had only assembled him
an hour ago."
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Oh, shit. We got a male sex robot.
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"She moved closer
to inspect her handiwork."
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"He had become human !
His skin had become warm and supple,
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and a heartbeat steadily beneath
the hot, firm cage of his chest."
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I don't know how to feel about the fact
that I am, like, so into this.
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Please keep reading.
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"'I want you,' he said.
324
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'I want you right now.'
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He began to stroke his chest,
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his hand going lower and lower."
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Ana ANSWER
It's 6:30. Where the fuck r u ?
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00:20:50,720 --> 00:20:53,840
- You gotta be home ?
- My mom wanted me to meet some cousin.
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- Wait, is your mom back ?
- No, but she's trying to control me.
330
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Yeah. Also, when they think something's
up, but they don't know, it's worse.
331
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At least, it was for me.
I finally had to be like,
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"Mom, this is it. This is where I'm at.
This is how it's gonna go."
333
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And then she just stopped.
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Yeah, I don't know if that's gonna work
for me.
335
00:21:11,200 --> 00:21:13,520
That's what I'm saying.
It's kinda more your call.
336
00:21:13,600 --> 00:21:17,440
- But also, I'm an asshole, so...
- No, you're not.
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00:21:18,760 --> 00:21:21,000
I actually am.
338
00:21:21,080 --> 00:21:23,560
I think if you like me,
even though I'm an asshole,
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00:21:23,640 --> 00:21:27,520
it's probably better than you liking me
'cause you think I'm not an asshole.
340
00:21:30,600 --> 00:21:33,480
What's with you and Riley ?
341
00:21:36,720 --> 00:21:37,960
What do you mean ?
342
00:21:38,120 --> 00:21:41,760
- You guys together, or...
- Not really. No.
343
00:21:42,240 --> 00:21:44,200
Yeah, I got that feeling.
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00:21:45,400 --> 00:21:48,040
So, does that mean I can kiss you ?
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'Cause I really want to.
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- No.
- No ?
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00:22:01,240 --> 00:22:03,800
- No.
- 'Cause why ?
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'Cause I don't know you.
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00:22:06,760 --> 00:22:10,200
See ? You got some asshole in you.
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00:22:16,920 --> 00:22:18,680
Can you give me a ride home ?
351
00:22:21,520 --> 00:22:24,200
- Feeling good about our choices ?
- Feeling so good.
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00:22:31,280 --> 00:22:33,320
get free
353
00:22:43,400 --> 00:22:45,000
Thank you so much.
354
00:22:46,280 --> 00:22:47,920
Thanks.
355
00:22:48,080 --> 00:22:52,280
Hey, Andy. I'm Chester. This is Bo.
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00:22:52,360 --> 00:22:56,400
We just reconciled,
so if you could just let us in,
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00:22:56,480 --> 00:23:00,040
we would be very grateful.
Please, please, please, please.
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00:23:00,120 --> 00:23:02,960
Sorry, hon. No late seating.
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00:23:03,040 --> 00:23:05,200
They won't seat our late asses.
360
00:23:05,280 --> 00:23:07,400
Dang. Uh, sorry we missed it.
361
00:23:07,960 --> 00:23:10,520
- Are you, though ?
- No, it scared the shit outta me.
362
00:23:10,680 --> 00:23:13,440
But you came anyway
because you're Bomani.
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00:23:19,000 --> 00:23:20,520
What now ?
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00:23:23,240 --> 00:23:25,040
"She thought about the million moments
365
00:23:25,120 --> 00:23:27,800
that conspired
to lead her to this moment.
366
00:23:27,880 --> 00:23:30,960
What were the chances of something like
this ever happening to her again ?"
367
00:23:31,120 --> 00:23:32,120
today was awesome
368
00:23:32,200 --> 00:23:35,800
"Unfathomable, like attempting to
discern the number of stars
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in the night sky above them.
370
00:23:37,800 --> 00:23:41,640
In this moment,
a deep truth took hold of her thoughts.
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00:23:41,720 --> 00:23:43,880
If she didn't open herself up to him
now,
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she'd never get the chance again,
with anyone.
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She didn't want to be alone again.
374
00:23:49,880 --> 00:23:53,200
It had been so long,
and she was so weary.
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00:23:53,280 --> 00:23:54,520
She wanted to touch,
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00:23:54,680 --> 00:23:58,120
to be touched,
to feel alive again, but
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00:23:58,280 --> 00:24:02,480
being alive meant allowing herself
to be open, earnest,
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00:24:02,560 --> 00:24:06,120
ready to receive,
ready to be vulnerable again.
379
00:24:06,200 --> 00:24:08,760
"That was it. Vulnerability.
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00:24:08,840 --> 00:24:10,080
She couldn't be fully giving,
381
00:24:10,240 --> 00:24:13,280
fully loving, fully committed without
it, yet
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00:24:13,440 --> 00:24:16,120
the risk felt too great.
383
00:24:16,200 --> 00:24:19,480
That's why she pulled the emotional
armor so tightly around her
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00:24:19,640 --> 00:24:21,800
for so long.
385
00:24:23,360 --> 00:24:27,880
But the way he looked at her
made all her armor crumble
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and blow away like the top layer of
powdery snow after a storm."
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00:25:18,960 --> 00:25:20,320
Mami ?
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