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-Yo! Spencer Wright here.
-And Billy Joe Cobra.
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He's an invisible ghost.
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How is it that only my homebods
and I can see him?
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We've each got some of Billy Joe's gear.
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Yeehaw!
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(THEME MUSIC PLAYING)
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SPENCER: Dude, that's my ghost!
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(VIDEO GAME BEEPING)
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Give it, bro-masome!
You've been playing for over an hour!
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Yep.
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(BILLY GROANS)
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-Soon as it's game over, she's all yours.
-(CHIMES)
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-(CHUCKLES)
-(WHISTLES)
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-Game over.
-Hey! No fair!
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(BOTH GROAN)
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Boys, boys, boys, boys, play nice.
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I'm outtie.
Gotta hit the camera focusing seminar.
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Camera focusing? Woof.
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Talk about dull-icatessen.
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Huh. For you, maybe.
But for me, it's awesome-uh-catessen.
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Listen, M. Night Bro-a-malan,
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you can't leave me here all alone
with the Jeevster.
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Uh. What? What are you talking about?
You guys hang out all the time.
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Yeah, but with you.
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You're like the luncheon meat,
and we're like the slices of bread.
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Without you, there's no sandwich.
Comprende?
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Dude, you're being a Lame-asaurus Rex.
You'll be fine! Have fun.
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(SOBS)
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Yo, Spendy. Uh.
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You want me to fly solo with the Cobra?
Uh-huh, I'm not feeling it.
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Ugh, you too?
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Why? What did he say about me?
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Uh, nothing.
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Look, it's only for a couple hours.
I'm sure you guys can survive without me.
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Okay, later on, guys. I gotta roll.
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(BOTH CHUCKLE)
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-I...You first.
-You... After you.
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Um, so, what do you wanna do?
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Well, it's probably not your cup of Joe,
but my favorite show's on right now.
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Celebrity Window Treatments?
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Yeah!
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You're ape for drapes, too?
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I'm hurtin' for curtains!
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Yeah!
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(MUSIC PLAYING)
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Huh! Look at this!
Guess you guys figured out a way
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to get along without me.
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Totally, Spen-knife.
Bro-Jeev is a straight-up dudenheimer.
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Uh-huh. Boing! That bounced off me
and is comin' right back at you!
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I'm feeling the love!
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Now what say, we hit the WiFri?
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All that camera focusing
has made me caveman hungry.
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Love to, homes, but we already made plans
to hit the Karl Bogenshmutz boutique
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to do some jeans shopping.
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Jeans shopping?
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Turns out the Jeevster and I
are fellow jeans fiends. (CHUCKLES)
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You in?
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Uh, I... I guess?
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Cool Will Hunting!
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Let me just get
my jeans-shopping shoes on.
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Dudes, what the heifer?
You were in there for hours!
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Uh, aloha? You can't just rush
the most important life decision ever.
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And who buys one pair of jeans?
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How many pairs do you need?
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-(BOTH CHUCKLE)
-Well...
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you got your classic low-cut,
five-pocket button fly.
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But that's really your basic day-wear.
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Got an afternoon yacht party?
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Go with the custom-washed, relaxed-fit,
six-pocket cargo.
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If you're talkin' premiere
or record release party,
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you can't go wrong with hand-painted,
ruby-studded, machine-torn skinnies.
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Uh, I'm jeansed-out.
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Now, can we please go to the WiFri
for some grub?
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Uh-oh. Love to, uh but I heard about
an outdoor dipping-sauce festival.
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Dipping-sauce festival?
I am more than on board!
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(SIGHS)
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(MEXICAN MUSIC PLAYING)
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Full-bodied with a smoky blend of oak
and... is that cedar?
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You've got a good palate, BJC.
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Dudes, get a grip, it's ketchup!
Come on, we can still make that movie!
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Oh, Jeevster!
Let's hit the Hummus Pavilion!
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Fu Manchu.
I gotta separate those egg yolks.
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-(EXCLAIMS)
-(BARFS)
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(SCOFFS)
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Hey, Rajeev, Lolo's here!
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Why don't you go drop
some dipping-sauce knowledge on her?
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Yeah! Thanks for the tip, taco chip.
How's my grill?
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You're good.
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-(CHUCKLES)
-(SIPS)
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Uh. Well, looks like
you lost your dipping-buddy.
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So, why don't we go in...
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You know, I was thinking.
Why do I wanna hang out with Lolo?
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She's not into all the cool stuff we are.
Who's up for bonsai tree pruning?
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Whoa! It's like you're reading my mind!
To the bonsais!
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(SIGHS)
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(MUSIC PLAYING)
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You know what, dude-monkeys?
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I think I'm gonna hit the advanced camera
focusing seminar.
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You think my ginkgo needs repotting?
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'Cause, you know,
I feel like I'm third wheeling it here.
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I mean, you guys got your little trees.
What do you need me for?
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Hmm, could be.
Those roots are looking a little cramped.
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Anyway, the plane leaves in an hour, so...
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Bye. I'm out.
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Okay, catch you later!
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-Yeah, peace out, Bropal.
-Hmm.
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(SOBS)
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(MUSIC PLAYING)
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(SIPS)
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Nothing like a good juice cleanse
to clean out the old semicolon!
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Ab-fab-solutely!
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It's always good to lighten the load
before painting your own pottery.
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What? Painting pottery?
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You trying to give me a case
of the boring-jitis?
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Wha... What do you got?
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You ready?
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Breading cats!
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What?
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Yeah! You put a piece of bread
on a cat's head,
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then post a picture of it on the internet.
Check the roast.
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-Weak-a-pedia.
-(SHOUTS)
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I knew it was a big mistake
hanging out with you!
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Yeah, I knew first!
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I'm gonna go find Spencer!
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My bromigo
will definitely wanna paint pottery.
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I'm gonna find him first,
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'cause I know he's totally
gonna wanna bread up some cats!
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(CRIES) We'll miss you so much!
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You don't mind if I turn your room
into a wig showroom, do you?
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Are you sure you want to do this?
What about your friends?
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Believe me, they'll be fine.
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Don't worry about that wig room nonsense.
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I'm gonna smoke my hams in there!
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(BOTH GROAN)
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Dude! Let's go bread some cats!
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Hey, Pablo Picass-bro,
we got pots to paint!
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(WIND HOWLING)
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(PHONES CHIME)
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"Dudes, I'm off to Alaska for a year.
S'laters, Spencer."
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No! I can't hang out
with you for a whole year!
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Me neither! That's like six months!
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(ENGINE REVS)
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During our fellowship, you will be
100 percent focused on focusing.
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No phone calls, texts, chat, or emails.
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If you want to talk to your friends,
it'll have to wait a year.
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Thank you for flying Three Friends Air.
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Today's in-flight movie
will be Stop, Drop and Roll.
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Through thick and thin,
these three buddies
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always manage to stay buddies.
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Ms. Bigelow, I changed my mind.
I don't wanna go to Alaska.
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I'm afraid it's too late.
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Don't worry,
the two years will go by like that.
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Huh? I thought it was one!
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Huh.
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Spendulum! You can't go to Brolaska!
Without you, there's no sandwich!
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-Tell him, Jeevster!
-(SHOUTS)
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Don't worry! I got a plan!
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-What's your plan?
-I don't have a plan.
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(SHOUTS)
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I'll never bread cats again.
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-(CHIMES)
-Brojeev! You just cracked it wide open!
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(TIRES SCREECH)
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-Yeah!
-Yeah!
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(BOARD RATTLES)
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(CHUCKLES)
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(MUSIC PLAYING)
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(INDISTINCT CHATTER)
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-Isn't this more fun than jeans shopping?
-Well, let's not go crazy.
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Keep it going, guys.
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Br... Brolaf, where you goin'?
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Don't leave me with him!
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Huh, chill.
I'm just going to go lighten the load.
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-Well, hurry back!
-You need me to go with?
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Handspring! Double twist!
Back layout! One, two, three, four!
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Dad?
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Spencer!
You're just in time to see the move
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that's gonna win us
the district championships.
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Brevard High is gonna eat our dust!
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Right, girls?
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-Yay!
-Yay!
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Cheer-itating. The Cobra's in!
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(MUSIC PLAYING)
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Dad, you're not a cheerleading coach.
You're an accountant.
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Not anymore, sonny boy.
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We were bought out
by the financier M.T. Calorie.
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He and I had a good meeting,
and we decided to go our separate ways.
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Wait, isn't M.T. Calorie Lolo's dad?
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Now that you mention it,
he did say something
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about how his daughter
was making him fire me
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so we'd have to move back to cow-country,
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and she'd never have to see
your stupid face again.
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I thought the last part was kinda mean.
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What? Spencer's dad got another job?
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How am I supposed
to get rid of Spencer now?
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So, how are you gonna pull this off?
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You don't know anything
about cheerleading.
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Hmm.
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(CHEERS)
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Uh.
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Maybe he does.
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You didn't know your father
is a cheerleading legend?
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Why didn't you ever tell me?
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Some things are just too painful
to talk about.
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I had it all,
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the looks, the moves, the spirit.
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Until that one show I decided to try it.
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The most dangerous stunt,
Gravity's Rainbow.
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(ALARM BLARING)
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I vowed never to cheer again.
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But a man's gotta take care of his family.
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It's either this,
or go back to cow-country.
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-Huh?
-Of course, you'll join the squad, too.
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What? No way!
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You're my son! Cheering is in your genes!
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Go with the flow, bro.
With me on your squad, you'll crush it!
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(SIGHS)
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(MUSIC PLAYING)
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Great practice, ladies.
Can I get a "whoo"?
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-Whoo!
-Whoo!
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How's my squad looking, Hugh?
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We've got a lot of work to do
if we're gonna beat Brevard.
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They're the district champs,
nine years running.
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I'm quite aware of their recent success.
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The principal there, one Walter Minator,
is fond of rubbing my nose in that fact.
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But this year, I'll have my revenge.
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Well, we'll do our best.
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If you don't beat the Terminator,
you can kiss this job goodbye!
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Huh.
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Girls! We've gotta win this thing,
no matter what it takes!
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There's one more stunt I wanna show you.
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It's called Gravity's Rainbow.
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-(SIREN WAILING)
-HUGH: Oh, yeah.
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-(GROANS)
-Dad!
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Spencer,
you have to lead the team to victory.
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Only you can save our family.
My cheerleading manual.
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-Um.
-No pressure, though...
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But, Dad, I...
I don't know anything about cheerleading!
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You're a Wright. You were born to cheer.
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Tell Mom
I'm gonna be a little late for dinner.
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(MUSIC PLAYING)
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Okay, guys,
losing Coach Hugh was a major blow.
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Isn't that Spencer coaching them?
(CHUCKLES)
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Our work is done here.
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They've already lost.
Come on, Adrian. Let's go shopping.
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Like, why should we, like, listen to you?
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Yeah.
Like, what do you know about cheerleading?
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Not much, but I've got
one very important secret weapon.
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My dad's cheer book.
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Excuse me?
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ALL: Huh?
Alright, that's the spirit!
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Let's try the routine called
Take it to the Limit.
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We start with some brewing,
then some Herkie jumps,
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then we go into our tumbling pass.
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-(MUSIC PLAYING)
-(CHEERS)
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Not bad. But you bases
really need to be there for the flyers.
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I'm seeing a little too much wobble.
I guess cheerleading is in my genes.
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-Okay, time out, brovolone slice.
-(WHISTLES)
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-Okay. Girls, take five. Go hydrate.
-Whoo!
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Hey, no offense, dude,
but your choreog is like, way old school.
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But no worries, Cheermaster Cobra
has the routine that kicks bootine.
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Check it.
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Of course,
we'll need to figure out some moves
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for the girls to do in the background,
but, you know...
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-Billy...
-You're right. We don't need the girls.
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Billy, this isn't about you.
The routine is for the squad.
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What? Without a sizzlicious front man,
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no one's gonna give a squat
about your squad.
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I don't think an invisible front man
is gonna win us any competitions.
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Look, I appreciate your help,
but I got this covered.
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Huh! I guess all your years of performing
in front of millions of people
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-makes you an expert!
-Just calm down, Billy.
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I don't have time
for one of your celebrity hissy fits.
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I'm perfectly calm, Spencer.
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(SHOUTS) Perfectly calm!
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(EXPLODES)
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(IMITATES CHICKEN CLUCKING)
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(CROWD CHEERING)
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Well, Walter, how about a little wager
on the outcome?
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If the Beverlies win,
you give me your mascot!
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(GROWLS)
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The five-toed sloth? Okay, you're on!
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And if we win, you give me your wig!
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I don't wear a wig.
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(BLOWS)
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Fine. You're on.
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(SQUISHES)
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(WHEELS SQUEAL)
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(EXCLAIMS)
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Sitting on the job, Coach Wright?
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Actually,
I had a little cheerleading mishap.
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But don't worry, the team's in good hands.
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Hey!
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(EXCLAIMS)
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Billy!
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Oh man, am I glad you're here! Listen,
sorry if I was a little harsh before.
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I don't think we should be talking, J-Bro.
We are rivals, after all!
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Ladies and gentlemen,
give it up for our first contestants,
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the Brevard Sloths!
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That's my cue!
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(MUSIC PLAYING)
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-(FIREWORKS EXPLODE)
-(AUDIENCE CHEERING)
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Ten out of ten! A perfect score!
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Uh-huh. Pack your bags, Spencer.
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That's how it's done, Buster.
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Okay, team. Gather round.
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Son, you've brought this squad a long way,
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but there's only one way
we're gonna win this thing.
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We've got to do...
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Gravity's Rainbow.
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I'll get it right this time.
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No, Dad.
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-Let me do it. It's in my genes.
-Oh.
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(MUSIC PLAYING)
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(GULPS)
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(ALL EXCLAIMING)
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(SHOUTS)
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(BLOWING)
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(CROCODILES ROARING)
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(ROARS CONTINUOUSLY)
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(SPENCER SHOUTS)
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(ALL GASPING)
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(GROANS)
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(MUSIC CONTINUES)
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(LAUGHS)
Huh?
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-JUDGE: Ooh!
-
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(CHUCKLES NERVOUSLY)
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(CROWD CHANTING) Go! Go! Go! Go! Go! Go!
Go! Go! Go! Go! Go! Go!
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ANNOUNCER:
One hundred out of ten! Unprecedented!
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-Thanks, dude!
-Anytime, buddy.
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Though I still think
the Billy-ettes should've won.
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Huh.
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(MUSIC PLAYING)
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Yay, Spencer! You, like, rule!
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I learned it all
from the man in the chair.
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Wright, I want you back at work
9:00 a.m. tomorrow. I like your pep.
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Sorry, M.T., but I've realized
that cheerleading is my destiny.
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That's why I'm starting up
a cheerleading accountancy department.
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And you're heading it!
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-(CHUCKLES)
-What? I hate you, Daddy!
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Pumpkin, don't be that way!
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We're okay.
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(SOBS)
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In your face, Minator!
I'll take my winnings, please!
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(WHISTLES) Buckles!
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(SLOTH GROANS)
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(CHUCKLES)
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Hey! Hey! Give me back my precious!
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(THEME MUSIC PLAYING)
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MALE VOICE: Yes!
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