All language subtitles for Mondscheintarif_en

Love is the most beautiful thing there is.
But being in love is hell.

Marketing is hard work.

If someday you are loved
then you can be who you are.

But until then you have to follow certain rules of the game
to qualify for the second round.

And one of these rules of the game is very clear:
You don't call him after the first sex.

Never. Under no circumstances.
And there is no exception to this rule.

So why don't you call
Dr. Daniel Hofmann?

Today is Saturday. Even worse,
it's almost Saturday evening.

When does the evening actually start?

Just in case someone says
he calls you saturday night

what exactly does he mean by that?

Does that mean he'll call you at 6 p.m. to ask
whether he can pick you up for dinner around half past eight?

Or does that mean: "I'll ring the doorbell around 11 p.m.
to test whether you are alone at home alone. "

and have nothing better to do
than waiting for the call of your dream man?

When does Saturday evening actually start?

He lost my number. I do not think so!
He had an accident. Nonsense!

Or does he have someone else?

I don't know. I don't know
I really don't know.

The only thing I know:

I can say without exaggeration that I am in
I haven't had better sex in my entire life.

And last Wednesday.
Today is Saturday.

If he doesn't call today
can I forget

That means, I still have it
six and a half hours,

in which I definitely have him
won't call. Never.

The man has to call.
At the very latest after three days.

Otherwise you were just a short term for him
Balancing his hormonal balance.

No trace of any further feelings.

Cora H�bsch. Oh you.

Nah, he hasn't called yet.
I wish I had never met him.

I am not negative.

Yes, I'll be in touch when he calls.
Yes!

That was Jo. Jo is my dearest friend.
She works on the radio.

And ... actually it's all Jo's fault.

If you take it exactly, I would have
Never met Daniel without Jo.

It was Jo's suggestion to ins
To drive the Wannsee lido.

It was freezing cold. Jo was having a great time.
And the guys were totally stoned.

In any case ... the next day I had one
Cystitis that has washed up.

It was utterly impossible to get me further than 100 meters
from the nearest toilet.

Yes, and so it came about that I did
Dr. med. Daniel Hofmann

under pretty degrading
Circumstances.

Day. I am the representative for women
Dr. Bahr. Dr. Hofmann. What do you need?

How are you, Ms. H�bsch?
- Me? Uh, yes, of course good.

What can I do for you?

Uh, where is Dr. Bahr?
- See you at a congress on Wednesday.

Ah great. And ... where, if I may ask?
- Freiburg / Breisgau.

Coronary artery dysfunction.
A little dry, to be honest.

Are you interested in medicine?
- I am interested in everything that has to do with me.

This is training. That has to be.
The health insurances are hard behind ...

I don't know if you have a bladder infection
feels more receptive, but ...

Mh, smells good, I thought to myself.

Adidas ... Country! In gold.
Very seldom. Where did he get it from?

Jeans with buttons. Delicious!
Size 32/34. Ideal.

No wedding ring.

Oh what he can do with it!

Yes, uh, yes, then ... why are you here today, Ms. H�bsch?
- me? Here?

Oh God God!
Cystitis does not work.

Absolutely impossible to give him a full paper cup
Hand over. Under no circumstances do I have my abdomen palpated.

Yes, good question, I am here, yes!
I have to improvise.

I need something
where I don't have to undress under any circumstances.

Mrs. H�bsch? Hello? - Neck tension.
Yes, exactly, I have neck tension.

Yes, then take a break.
- I would have loved to run away.

I tried not to think about what was going on in Dr. Hofmanns
Head had to go to himself and presented him with one
Combination of HandM underwear from last season.

Thanks.

That you have neck pain is
completely normal and understandable.

Your right leg is approx.
1.3 cm shorter than the left one.

I'll write down orthopedic insoles for you.
They will surely help you.

Is there anything else I can do for you?
- Marry me.

Ah ... no ... thank you ... all right.

The foot is - with or without orthopedic insoles -
a largely untapped female problem area.

My toes are for example
totally in need of protection.

If I look at them long enough, I may not have to
Think about worse. About being in love, for example.

You have to say it as it is: the very-very-very-worst
female problem zone means ... man.

When I met Daniel in the practice back then,
I had a vision.

This man was meant for me. After a
sleepless night I went to the practice again

I was perfect on exams
prepared of any kind.

But Daniel was no longer there.

He now drove ambulance shifts. The office hours help
refused to give me his number. Probably
she was in love with him too.

It seemed hopeless. But I was strangely optimistic.
They always see each other twice in life, they say.

He smiles like ... John Travolta.
Do you know what I mean? So ... so juicy.

A mix of John Travolta and Rock Hudson.

He was gay.
- Yeah, it's so awful. I am unhappy.

Even if I have the phone number
I have to call him too.

What am I saying to him? What do I do when he stops working
reminds me? - We'll discuss that when you have his phone number.
- It's so awful!

Oh my god, you get depressed!
Come on now, get dressed, we have to go!

What should I do at the funeral? I'm sick.
- Well, enjoy yourself. What else? Have a huge brunch afterwards.

Maybe you will find someone again before
you can dance around in your underwear, huh?

Come on! We're getting a lot now
Have fun and drink a lot!

I love Jo. She always knows how I feel.

She takes me seriously and makes fun of me
both always at the right time.

Actually a balancing act. Not for Jo, there it is
a ... matter of course.

With Jo, I'm the way I am and always okay.
Why isn't there a man like Jo?

Well, why isn't that at Gucci
all year sale?

What kind of guy you want to meet?
- Everything is purely professional. Still!

Hello! Sorry!
Do you know where the toilets are here?

May I introduce: Joachim Steinh�fel.
Cora H�bsch.

I know I'm not stupid.
- I am well aware that the image I have in public ...

I'll be right back.

Ah!

Hello? Hello you there Do you happen to know the way
Way to Aus ... oh, sorry.

I know where the funeral hall is. She is
back there. Why don't you believe me?

Oh God! Come on now!

We know each other, don't we?

Her name is Cora H�bsch.

She has a hip tilt of 1.3 centimeters.

Insolence!
- You quit the church!

So what, I've got a bladder infection!
I can't help it!

With the pants pulled down
crouching in a grave.

How can you go on living after such a disgrace?

6 p.m.

What is it, Mr. Hoffmann, go! A perfect one
Moment to call.

Then watch a little "Ran",
pick me up at 8

8:30 p.m. toasting our future together!

Then it's not possible. He's probably with this one after all
dark-haired bitch together. Carmen Koslowski.

Actress, totally untalented.
At the funeral service she saw

not bad though.
In any case, she took herself extremely seriously.

How can Daniel get away from someone like that
blind affected turkey?

The series is called "The St. Pauli Clinic"
and in the last gala there was apparently a homestory from her!

So don't make yourself miserable.
- What do you mean? Don't make yourself miserable.

OK. I've never been to L.A. either
and in the gala,

but I can also do wonderful things.

Hair? Very nice. Well colored. Expensive.

But shoes? Unfortunately, very embarrassing.

How does my grandma say On the shoes
shows the character.

Yeah, just laugh. Daniel fits
still not to you.

Okay, this is the chance.

Either I go under
or you are mine.

Excuse me,
could I speak to you for a moment?

Carmen please!
- 'Sorry, I'm sorry.

This is the woman that Daniel and me
met earlier on the way to the funeral.

The? - Yes.
- The where ...? - It's not funny, is it?

I can only recommend the men's room here.
- Thanks for the tip.

So far you only know my bad sides.
I mean, I've got quite good sides too.

If you want to get to know them,
call me.

The "Wow!" I've now invented it, but otherwise everything was the same.
Call, don't call. I do not care. I am easygoing.

I spent the rest of the day in an upright position
in the most expensive shops in town. I had shown greatness.

That is so unfair. Men wait
definitely not on calls from women.

Instead of waiting, they just do something else.
Watch football, develop a cure for AIDS,

read the stock prices or do muscle building training.

And what do women do?
Women eat.

It is high time I did something more meaningful
than to hope that Mr. Hoffmann

convenient to dial my number.

I could do my tax return.
Hm?

Or I could call my mother.

Or ... dispose of the Christmas tree.

I could call Sascha!

And that's not a Nordic blue spruce either,
but an ordinary gray fir. From the Fichtel Mountains.

And it's not two meters either, as you claim
but exactly 1.92.

So we don't pay more than 80 marks for it.

I mean, 99.90 for such a fir tree, it's not worth it.
And you just have to act.

Sascha is my ex. He could
everything and everything perfect.

I installed the whole bathroom for you ...
and now ... and now something.

I know thank you.
But it still doesn't work.

I tried everything.
We are so different.

And you're just throwing everything down now?

When I met Sascha, he wore wire-rimmed glasses
and looked very smart.

Unfortunately, as it turned out, it was.

Men love it when women are able to
to appreciate their intelligence.

What are you reading there?

Hm? "Christianity under totalitarian regimes".
That's pretty revealing.

Definitely thick.

And you? What are you reading?

What's on your bedside table at the moment?
- On my bedside table?

My father, Rioja, ear plugs, nail file on
St. John's wort dragees, letter from Jo ...

So this and that. I read most of the time
several books at the same time. Don't you?

Yes, yes. Do you know Don DeLillo?
- Yes. - Don DeLillo, Don DeLillo ...?

That was in a shop window somewhere.
Ah, I loved his novel "Underwear".

So much for Sascha.

Fat burning. Basically, that's the
only honest answer I can give.

My biggest hobby is burning fat.

There are times when I lose weight
there are times when i gain weight.

Basically, I don't have any free time.

I could well imagine. In one
certain framework. Or series. Together with other photographers.

And, eh, what else do you do in your free time?
- Lose weight, what do you think?

Two calls but no message. Mailboxes
and answering machines are depressing inventions.

Before you could at least imagine
the phone would have rang incessantly in the absence.

Those who call and don't leave a message
are the worst! They leave small wounds.

Mmm. Peach ice cream.

If Daniel doesn't call
then I'll just stay single.

My best friend Big Jim says it is anyway
there is no man who suits me. Except him, of course.

Big Jim warned me about Daniel too, but ...
who listens to his best friends?

You're just making yourself miserable.

You will still think of me.
- I'm in love, that's all.

Yes, that's nice too, and for me
take it with you too, but man, be careful.

Such a doctor and you ... I don't know.
I have a strange feeling about it.

Sometimes I think anyway ...
- What? Will you give me that lens over there?

Big Jim comes from Mannheim.
We have a strange relationship.

We are not in love with each other, but we see it
also not really like when the other falls in love.

I don't want anyone to mess you up.

You are too good for that.

Should I be alone for a long time? Kora that
the only adequate man in your life anyway me.

Alone is at least honest.

Hello. Oi, sorry. Where were you all of a sudden?
That was a funeral!

Ah, know how long the brunch went on? 8:30.
From half past nine to half past nine.

Eieiei. Say, you don't happen to know with how many
I snogged men yesterday? - you? Yesterday?

So: Armin, what else? I have a total tear in the film.
Can I order something, please?

Sometimes I envy Jo. you
just takes what she wants.

You know, the strange thing is, I'm coming this morning
home and I've got a message on the tape

from a guy who absolutely gets along with me
want to meet and I have no idea why.

And do you know who that was?
- Who?

Daniel Hoffmann.
Your dr. Daniel Hoffman.

I swear to you, I have no idea how to wear it
my number is coming. I haven't even spoken to him yet.

No, that can't be, Jo.
Let lightning strike you!

It's nice for you. - What did he say again?
"I would like to get to know your good sides ..."

Oh, I am a complete idiot! Idiot! Idiot! I have'
Accidentally wrote Jo's number down.

I gave Daniel Jo's number. All right!

He wants to get to know my good sides.
My!

Good evening. Daniel Hoffmann here. I would '
like to get to know your ... good sides.

Give me a call if you actually have one
to have. I would like to see you. My number is 32 ...

I don't have the gala anymore.
- Shhh. Does not matter.

Listen how he says "your good sides".

Why doesn't he give you his cell phone number?
Doesn't he have one or what?

Or was it in the colorful one after all?
Koslowski, Koslowski, Koslowski ...

She recently divorced this Koslowski
to let. Ah, I'll take another look at the waste paper.

I'm interested in this Carmen Koslowski
Not. He called me. Yo?

You have to know with whom
you have to do it.

I'll call him now.
- Tell me, do you want to screw it up?

You have to be very strategic in this case.
You wait at least 4 working days before you call him back!

3. Come on. He called me last night.
He wants to see me.

Tuesday. Weekend doesn't count.

You will call him back on Tuesday at the earliest.
Tuesday, 8:18 p.m. Shortly after the news.

You already know you are one
woman interested in world affairs.

I love daniel! I believe,
he loves me too! Oh i love him ...

Just because he's smiling at you like Travolta
Doesn't that mean yes.

You have to convince him now
that he loves you.

Why do I actually listen to you?

Because you won't be Christmas again
want to spend with your parents alone, huh?

This time I wanted to do everything right.
I followed Jo's advice

and let Daniel stew.

That was casual, regardless,
confident ... but very difficult.

The 5 days until Tuesday
lasted forever.

At every passing emergency doctor siren
I got weak knees and a dry throat.

I photographed a complete one
Garden furniture collection over the weekend,

let my IUD be controlled
and even managed not to lay a hand on me.

I was totally good. Hopefully
Daniel would appreciate that.

I will be Dr. med. Call Daniel Hoffmann,

and i will go through it
my intellectuality,

my brilliant mind and my inner ones
Win values, conquer them, drive them crazy.

At least once in
to eat with him in my life.

No music. Quite neutral.
Deutschlandfunk. Text contribution.

You are one in world events
interested woman.

Hoffmann!
- Hello. This is Cora H�bsch.

Ah, how "pretty". - Ah yes?
- I mean, how nice that you call.

How original. Unfortunately I already know.
- Well, it makes sense.

15-love
- Tell me, do you listen to the music there voluntarily?

Oh no, this is radio. Moment!
15-all

How are you, what ... what are you doing now?
- I'm looking at "Texas" right now; do you know him?

Yes, from the cinema!
- Helge is awesome, isn't she?

Do you know the video of "cat toilet"?
- Yes, but I actually rarely watch TV.

Is there a video of "cat toilet"?
- Yes, why don't you watch TV?

That goes by the way and ...
if it's annoying, you push the tone away.

Takov� hudebn� klip neexistuje!

There is no video of "cat loo" at all!
- I wouldn't tell him that. Men are only interested in their own truth!

Hello? Hello? Do you even know what I mean?
- Eh, yes. But! I, I ... know exactly what you mean.

Videos are not television.
15-30

For me, the television is practically always on.

I even eat in front of the TV. And I have'
also one in the kitchen, a small one. Bad?

Nah, just unhealthy. One should always
do one thing and focus entirely on it.

"Face your food." Dalai Lama.
Dalai Lama? Wow. Not bad. Casual.
30-all.

I thought you would
deal with Far Eastern philosophies.

Yes, you always seem so relaxed.
- Ah yes?

I'm glad you think that of me.

Um ... may I take you to dinner?
- Gladly. Uh ... when do you have time?

Moment. Today is Tuesday. I'll have a look.

Psst! Hey Everything before Friday is too early.
The weekend is absolutely taboo.

The next week on Wednesday, that's n
good day. A casual, emancipated appointment.

How about tomorrow night
- Are you stupid?

Tomorrow? Tomorrow? Oh I'm sorry.

Uh ... it won't work tomorrow. But how about it
with wednesday next week?

Advantage Hoffmann.
Wednesday? Wednesday would go.

But only around 9?
- Okay. And where do you want to take me?

I will reserve a table at the Cassambalis.
Do you know that?

I know. At 9?
- At 9.

Nice. Yes, I am looking forward to your good side.

Me too. See you!

Game, set and match.

This is what I look like when I'm happy.

How deep can you actually sink?

Instead of calling Daniel I eat ice cream
until I finally feel sick.

If I call Daniel now
will he believe that I need it.

I have too.

I now know why he's not calling.
I am too fat.

I am very unhappy.

He had an accident.
That's why Daniel doesn't call.

He can no longer make a phone call
his language center is injured.

The letter says he's marrying me
as soon as he's released from the clinic.

Why didn't I think of it beforehand?

Do you really have the key?
- Yes.

N'Abend, Mrs. Zappka.
- It's good that I meet you, Frau H�bsch. Will you go ahead

I have nothing against visiting men.
You are modern and independent.

But still this house is very clairaudient.
You can hear everything. Especially in the bathroom through the old pipes,
going through there.

I don't mind if you get along well, but ...

A one night stand in 6 months.
That must be in there with 1,100 marks excluding rent.

It was clear that this guy wasn't permanent

but its volume was ...
was really ... contagious.

Ms. Zappka, I hear everything in this house too.

Just you and ... and your husband
I don't hear anything. Nothing at all!

Ah, I want this fat, sexually
frustrated dragons in ... 6 minus points on the karma list!

I am overbearing, I know.
But she deserves it!

Possible topics of conversation
with Dr. Daniel Hoffmann.

On my first meeting with Dr. med
Daniel Hoffmann, I was perfectly prepared.

I reserved a table
three days of diet behind me, possible topics of conversation prepared

and decided on my patent leather coat.
I was extra 10 minutes late.

Unfortunately, Dr. Daniel Hoffmann not here yet,
to be able to appreciate my appearance.

Can I take your coat off?
- No thanks.

Have you reserved a table?
- Yeah, pretty.

Good evening. Can I take your coat off?
- Oh no thanks.

Are you sure?
- Yes, thank you.

I wanted my patent leather coat
don't let it go so easily.

I had painstakingly polished it up.
Neither of us would look this good again.

Do you want to follow me, I've got your table?
- Oh yeah.

This is your table.
- Thanks.

Every time you come you always get the best table.
- Yes, thank you!

Hello!

Yes, that's a friend of mine.

What a great friend.
- 'Sorry. Hello.

I had to say hello briefly in the kitchen.
- Super!

Can I take your coat off?
- Gladly.

I don't think it's too orange.
He is brave and willing to take risks.

He protects me when dressed.
Do you think it's too orange?

Too orange? No
I might find it ... a little too warm?

Too warm? Right!

To ... love.

Thanks.

Are you a regular here?
- me? No.

Are you related to the owner?
- Not really.

I see. The chef
is your first wife's brother?

Nonsense! I've only been there once. One of the kitchens
Slipped and stabbed a knife in it.

Yes, I drive emergency doctor shifts on the side,
I don't just represent a practice.

Yes i know.
- You know that?

Ah, I mean ... that's what I thought.

Oh god sorry. I'm sorry.
I actually want to turn it off.

Yes hello?
- OK, pay attention. Shere Hite writes:

"Men who meet women in a restaurant,

want to get a blow job afterwards. "

It's good that I know that. Then I can adjust to it.
I don't think we'll do that until next week.

My cleaning lady. She won't come tomorrow.
At least I don't need to clean up.

"Possible topics for discussion with Dr. Daniel Hoffmann:

New play about the life of Heiner M�ller,
Shere Hite: The Sexual Experience of Women,

The doctor between man and machine ... "

You wrote that?
- No, someone smuggled that into my pocket!

I see. Understand.
Who?

By the way, there is no video of "cat toilet"!
- How do you come up with that now?

Why do you read someone else's postcards? Does something like that
you do not. How do I stand there now?

Well, you stand there like someone who ...
- I don't want to know.

Can I confess something to you?

No. Maybe we should pay.

We haven't ordered anything yet.
- Right.

It was perfect. Yes! Yes! Yes! Yes!

Nah, just got home.

He is so sweet. So polite.
So charming and so funny!

Have you put on the coat
I was wearing the coat. Of course!

It's not too much. That was the total bringer.

Yeah, it doesn't suit you. But me.

And have you already kissed?

Nobody stops. All drive past.
No idea why.

Um, what else I wanted to say earlier ...
that ... that wasn't up to you ...

You know I am not
so good in restaurants ...

And what kind of car does he drive?

So I think it's totally romantic, from a man
to be taken home by bus.

Yes, honestly!

It was pure adventure. We
were even checked.

And he's not wearing a watch. You know
how I hate men with watches.

And he's sweetheart.

Do you have a watch?

Yes. I never put them on
clocks don't stand me.

I find it good.

Good evening, Ms. Zappka.
- Good evening.

But please not so loud this time.
And if that's not possible in the bathroom.

What does she mean by that?

My washing machine. It's a little loud
sometimes. But I want it again.

Yes, I thought I could get something to eat
I mean, haven't eaten, I'm soaking wet.

Bye.
- I'll get death right away if I have to go outside now ...

You can do it.
- Okay. How about a little more John Travolta?

So if I don't next Friday
open up, then ... it's your fault.

He's got me for Friday night too
invited to dinner.

Ah, that's good!
- Yeah, it was perfect!

I am the happiest person in the world.

I am the most unhappy person in the world.
I hate summer.

You have to be happy
and brown on the legs.

Weekend purchases are the last.

I buy too much every time
and have to throw half away.

My mother thinks anyway
that soon I will starve

because I can't find a man
who feeds me.

Are you missing something?

The Christmas tree is gone!

That's the way I am. Because I don't want to see happy couples
I try to dispose of my Christmas tree in the apartment.

It couldn't be more stupid!

Cora H�bsch? Ah yes.

I see. Yeah, what can I say to that?
Uh ...

All the best.

Yes, good luck! Bye.

It was just Svenja, my cleaning lady.

She is pregnant and wants to go back to Poland.

Want to be pregnant too.
But don't want to go to Poland.

Whew, Cora! Are you doing well?

Marianne Berger-Mohr. Married to
R�diger Mohr. Mother of Dennis.

Do you know what Dennis did today?
- no

Maybe it's the first time
"Mom, fuck off!" said.

Hello. You, uh, pee is to be done here
not such a good idea, you know.

Dennis! What are you doing here?
- Side walk!

Isn't he cute?

After I photographed Dennis for "parents"
and they got 300 marks,

I was accepted as crazy
and happy single photographer.

R�diger was with a tenant lawyer. Bicycle stands would be best
in the courtyard, then we wouldn't have to drag at all.

This is Marianne's husband, R�diger.

R�diger is a graphic artist and trains
to website designers.

He smokes about 200 homemade rolls
Cigarettes a day.

And sits in front of his computer all night.

Compared to the sex Marianne has with R�diger,
every masturbation is probably an intoxicating experience!

Yuck, I mustn't even think about it.

Ah, 10 minuses on the karma list.

No wonder Daniel doesn't call.

Who wants to have anything to do with a woman like that?

Shit. Not even a minor disaster.

When things go bad, disasters are really good.

This is where your own suffering comes
not quite as earth-shattering before.

Earthquakes, for example.
At least for a moment you know again

what one has in Germany.
At least no earthquakes.

But no Daniel Hoffmann either.

You just can't take yourself so seriously.

I can't take myself so seriously.

I'm so sick of it!

I'll call you now.

I see. Sorry,
this is urgent...

Yes? - Am I?
- Nah, it's okay.

I'm just in the middle of an interview.
Is that bad?

And why are you calling me? Should i mean you
Give a blessing or should I stop you?

I don't know. - Listen up. There is only one
Reason why to call a man in this situation.

Which one?
- When you really can't do anything else.

Understand. I'll get back to you in a moment.
- Okay.

There are really women who believe
still to the fairytale prince.

If you want to get private with me
I suggest we go out to dinner tonight.

This is really very sweet of you,
but unfortunately tonight is very bad.
I could offer you something next Wednesday.

So now back to the phone books.

How many Chinese do you actually need
to type in a phone book?

How about next week Tuesday?

Yes?
- Daniel wasn't there.

Did you speak to him on the tape?
- Of course not.

I'll do that next week at the earliest.

Listen if he doesn't call you today
then you can forget about it.

Does not look good. Maybe i should
just to be on the safe side, start to think he's stupid.

He doesn't even have a clue what's slipping away from him.
Music. I need music

Everyone loves Lauryn Hill.

She is a twin, just like me.
At some point someone will love me too.

Cora loves Reamonn.

I'm about to cry.
Do not Scare.

Then it was finally Friday. The day,
when I was invited to dinner at Daniel's.

Perfect for the opera.
You're not.

Did Daniel invite his parents too?

Are you pregnant?

Jo was a great help to me!

Are you hungry as well? You know
Men like women who can eat really well!

The expectation behind a dinner invitation
at home is clear. Sex!

It starts with kisses at dessert,
and leads over violent petting on the sofa

straight to bed.

Since I have the situation with this Carmen Koslowski
could not yet correctly assess

I had planned:
To the sofa and no further!

Grandma always said:

Right, Cora? If you want to count, you need to be rare.

Exactly. Daniel shouldn't get me that easy.
And Big Jim would help me with that.

Daniel lived in Mitte. An area
where parking at the time is out of the question.

In desperation, I decided to leave my car
park somewhere and take a taxi for me.

Good evening. I need a taxi. I'm right here in front of that
Prenzlauer Allee 128, across from the BP petrol station. How long does it take?

Cora? Cora! Do you hear me Here!

Hello!
- Hello.

It is complete. Will you let me in
- I know. I'll throw you the key.

What?

Under the car.
I'm coming down

Do you see him?
- Yes.

From 10 onwards it is usually locked.
It's a decent house here.

Didn't we say 9?

Don't say anything now, just
just smile and look good.

Where are the insoles that I prescribed for you, huh?
If you don't wear them regularly, they don't make any sense.

I'm hungry!

My grandma always says there are hiccups
a frog and frogs do not drink.

Do not speak. Drink!

And now hold your breath. Until 100.
21, 22, 23 ...

Oh, by the way, I have to go straight away.
A medical emergency.

I hope you are not mad.

Hi sweetheart? I don't have to go.

Man has to scare hiccups deeply.
Is it over?

I don't know where this guy is
its security.

Where do men get their self-confidence from?
Is that innate or ...

learned through civilization or ...
a small organ somewhere in the sinuses?

Can someone find out?
In any case: no trace of Carmen.

Not even tampons
no service.

Hey, still hot. At least he has
sucked until shortly before my appearance.

Tell me, do you want to spend the night there? What are you doing there?
- I'm admiring your vacuum cleaner right now.

Does it still work?

What's this?
- Is the rest of the potatoes. Mashed potatoes.

I mean the music.

That tape. I don't know who that is.
- He's taken aback.

Make jokes with me and don't take anything yourself.
Please, dear God, don't let it be like that.

Are you actually still available?
- For what?

For whatever.

How's carmen

Shoots in Babelsberg.
- Ah.

I ... I would like to sit on the sofa with you
Have a vodka tonic with you and watch TV.

There is no sofa.

Are you always like that?
- Are you always like that?

Do you think i'm weird

Do I find you weird?
- Mmm.

Who is that?
- No idea. Not important.

Who will call you at the time?
- Shhh.

Now just answer it!

Hello?
- Last exit: Big Jim. Do you want to be disturbed?

By the way, if that doesn't work tonight,
I have someone for you. A cameraman.

You are exactly his type.

All right, Cora?
- Yes.

Do you like him?
- Total.

And he? Does he like you

If you want to count, you need to be rare!

I know! But you are dead
and i can have as much sex as i want!

Nah, you, uh, everything's fine.
I'll get in touch with you tomorrow. Bye.

Everything okay?
- Mmm.

Who was that?
- My granny.

At half past one?

She fell out of bed.
Hips ... broken neck?

You mean fracture of the femoral neck?
- Mmm.

What did you say?

That my grandma slipped and
Uh, broke his hip.

No. And how did he react to that?

And how are you

Well. Lying in the hospital.

Where?
- Steglitz?

Not good.
- Not good?

And did he take that from you?

Yes, he said he was sorry for that
he understands me and we absolutely do

should be transferred to the clinic in Neuk�lln,
because they have the best surgery there.

Aha?
- No sex can be pretty good sometimes.

Oh yeah.
And it was good?

Yes. We still have everything ahead of us.
It should be something longer.

Well, I don't think much of delaying instincts.
Pretty morbid sport.

But I have risen in his respect.
Probably.

What more could a woman want?
Cora, what do you want?

Passion? Wild fire?

But that will burn you up in the long run!

Empathy? Security? Sensitivity?

You are totally attached to your grandma, huh?

No, I fall asleep there!

Flattery? Compliments?

Oh, you have absolutely amazing breasts.

I don't have mad breasts.
My breasts are completely okay. They are enough for me.

Do you want to hear the truth?

Which health insurance is your grandma in?

Do you even know what you want?
- I will...

I wish that there is someone
who says "my love" to me

that's almost all i want.

Aha. And that's why you called Big Jim.

Cora! Hello?

No man says "my love" to you when
your grandma just broke the femur.

Isn't it completely utopian!

So I think it's really nice of Daniel that he's still following you
Has driven home. I would not have done that in his place.

Well, it wasn't quite like that.

This is not necessary. Thanks.
Thanks for bringing. I am sorry...

I'll clarify that quickly with the transfer to Neuk�lln,
then I can drive your grandma over first thing in the morning.

Hey that's okay
- Hey, I don't mind.

I just have a quick talk
someone from the emergency room.

Tommy? Hey It's because of an acquaintance.
It's about her grandma. And a transfer to Neuk�lln.

What's the name?
- Gertrud H�bsch.

Pretty? Pretty.

When was she born?
- When was your grandma born?

Daniel?

Could you come? You're welcome.
- What?

You ... my grandma lives in Vienna and
has been dead for two years.

I had someone call me because I ...
Because I didn't want us to sleep together.

I mean today.

I don't find it.
- Thanks. It has resolved itself.

I ... I understand completely
if you find me weird now

I know ... I know myself
now no longer off.

I'll call you. Bye.

My life is a series of unfortunate ones
Encounters between me and other people.

I am an imposition for those around me.

Lord my light is weak.
I can not see you.

Everything that I encounter
is my wailing self-pity.

I don't know whether to go forward or backward.
Take me in your embrace

Send me an angel or some sign
But please don't leave me alone now

You?

Are we disturbing, Cora? This is Hannes.
I told you about him. He knows Jo.

The Cameraman. Hello.
- Yes, the cameraman.

At the Monaco Grand Prix
were 78 cameras ...

78?
- 78. That had to give you. 400 hours of material!

Mercedes had no know-how,
but they were smart

because they bought into McLaren. What's your name
because again the head of development at BMW, man?

Doctor Daniel Hoffmann?
- No. Dieter, Dieter ...?

Everything okay?

Vezmi si to v�no
Bring the wine in and ...
and put on music.

Do you want to be alone?

I just wanna ask Big Jim something.

What do you call him
- Big Jim.

Big Jim?

Come over! Now put on some music, okay?

You, Big Jim ...
- And? What do you think of him?

If you had sex with a woman
when will you call her at the earliest?

I mean how long are you waiting
until the next time you call her?

Oh, the doctor ...

I would direct you straight away
call the next morning.

You yes.

What do you want to hear?
- Yeah, hang up something. Does not matter.

Anything. What?
- My God. Hang up something.

So? He's not calling?
- Mmm.

Good sex
- Good sex.

No text messages, nothing on the tape?
No email. Nothing?

Well When was sex?
- uh. Thursday?

Thursday.

It all depends.
Where was the sex?

Was he with breakfast or without breakfast?
With or without a press?

How long do you know him?
Was alcohol involved or any drugs?

So if it was in the car, then you can
A week or more in between.

I mean, you know how it is.
It's just totally different.

Doctors should actually
be reliable, I think.

Ashtray?

I'm usually way too fast.
So when it comes to something.

I think women feel easy
often a bit taken by surprise by me.

Oh yeah. He is known for that!

Three days. If he's up by then
does not report, I would check it off.

Thursday Friday Saturday...
Sunday!

Three days?
- Three days. You still have one.

When do you usually call women
when you've been fucking with them?

I? I don't bird women.
The women fuck me.

Man! No wonder he doesn't call her.
It is completely externally controlled.

Did you see them holding the bottle
opened? Is that on pills or what?

Asshole!

Sex was on Wednesday. I lied.

Why am I lying? Because I
can't stand the truth.

Which truth?

That Wednesday plus 3 is Saturday.

And Saturday will be over soon.

Who discovered America?
Doctor Daniel Hoffmann.

The vast country lay open before him.
The Indians cheered him.

The truth is:

The Spaniards dragged venereal diseases
and wiped out entire peoples.

If he doesn't answer today,
I've lost

Cora lost.

Cora lost!

I dont understand.
I've done everything!

Last Wednesday was that
happiest day in my life!

After the disaster in the hospital
Of course it was my turn.

I didn't mean to just call Daniel
and apologize

I thought I wanted to meet him
and it should look kind of random.

I waited the next day
in front of his doorstep.

Then I went so far and phoned all the emergency services
and spent 2 evenings for free in the emergency room at the Charit�.

Daniel didn't answer. And me
I thought I screwed it up.

The LP cost me 80 marks.

It was the original pressing from 1976.

Jo called it "pushy, pushy and desperate".

Maybe it was a little too clear

but it was personal. A token of my love.
Wednesday morning at 10:23 am I was finished.

I was at the point where I even gave him
would have spoken on the answering machine.

Hello.
- I just wanted to call you!

Yes? You're not just saying that, are you?
- no There. Honest.

Who is this?
- you.

Thanks for the record.

Give a couple of friends of mine tonight
a party. You wanna come?

Why do you ring the doorbell and then run away?
The house has video surveillance.

Yes, see you tonight.

Two hours later Daniel picked me up.

When you meet the right man at the right time
are in the right place

everything goes by itself.
First his Volvo broke

so the party in the country
unfortunately had to take place without us.

What do you mean here, unfortunately? Fortunately.
Yes and then? Then there was
actually just the two of us.

How long had I wanted something like this?

It was ... it was very easy
the night of my life

A single promise.
Oh more! More! Much more!

It was all clear. I smelled of love and
sleeping was out of the question.

I wanted this evening as what
keep something special in your memory.

When you have breakfast together
remains the breakfast.

If you go the night stays

I decided to go.

This is Jo.

Man, Cora! Cora, I know that you are there!
- Yes!

Are you stupid? Why don't you open up I already have
almost called the police! I thought you were doing something to yourself.

I've got visitors.

You have ISDN! Nobody sits at home these days
around and waiting for a stupid call that won't come anyway.

This is now on your cell phone.

Come on now! Cora!

Cell phones are unhealthy.

Yes, yes, yes, all of life is unhealthy.
Come on now, it's Saturday!

We go dancing!
Get out!

Maybe I shouldn't have disappeared so easily on Wednesday. - Yes. Maybe you would have this, maybe you would have ...

Man, if he doesn't want you for who you are, then ...

How am I?
- Cora, that's not the point.

He failed, not you. After that
first time the man has to call.

Sex is a gift. Besides, I mean
who likes Carmen Koslowski,

who likes Carmen Koslowski and has
also deserves nothing better.

And who is into Cora H�bsch,
likes Cora H�bsch.

Come on now dance!

Cora, just turn off your cell phone
and forget about him, huh?

What if he doesn't call at all, but instead
just decided to stop by, huh?

You think he's going to be around now
Time is over with you?

There is really nothing left to help you.

You suffer because you want to suffer.

Cora?

Cora?
- Daniel?

Cora? Cora?
- R�diger.

Can I borrow your foldaway bed for tonight?
Marianne's sister came to visit as a surprise.

Clear. It's in the attic.
I'll go get the key first.

Then he should just go. I can not anymore!

How is Marianne?
- Well.

And your child?
- Wonderful.

And you?

Here.

Is everything okay with you?
- That did well now.

Mmm. Don't you want to come more often?
- We could start a howling group.

Rudiger? Are you having fun?

No, no, of course not.
- Hello.

But maybe Cora understands you better!
Sleep with her right away!

Do you know what my fucking husband said
when he just found out that I was pregnant again?

Guess, yeah, guess.
- I did not say that.
- "How could that happen?" Yes, he said that!

I'm also happy.
Do you think I have no feelings?

"How did that happen?"
You said that and my sister is a witness.

I did not say that. Never!

And if so, then I meant it differently.
You never listen to me. Never!

You should have been happy at least for now.
5 minutes. Just 5 minutes. It's really not long!

Who has thought about how to get into the apartment a second
Can build in children's rooms? Who was at IKEA?

Who said I even want this kid?
- All at once!

Cora H�bsch?
- Yes, pretty here too.

Hello mum.
- Your cousin just had her baby!

Incidentally, without complications!
Not like you did back then.

Please call Stefanie and congratulate her.
She will be happy! Do you have something to write?

I didn't even know she was pregnant.
- Oh, of course you knew that. I told you!

You just don't care about family.
0711. Then: 23560.

And then just let yourself be put through to her.
3,223 grams!

So the boy shot out like a champagne cork!
When I think of you ...

Yes, yes, yes, mom! Is good!
Every time you speak of my birth

the contractions become an hour longer
and me heavier and heavier

I didn't want to go into this world!
I didn't choose that!

I'm also sorry that I don't have a
Became a boy. Shit happens!

So sometimes I think I have you
should not encourage them to speak.

When a door closes, go for it
somewhere another also up again.

Everything has a purpose in life.
Shouldn't be.

I'm the stupidest and ugliest cow
the dumbest nut there is in the whole world,
damn it again!

But not anymore!

Come on. Hey! That is her problem.
Come on, we've got another one. Come over.

I will take my life in hand.

First, delete Daniel from my memory.

Second: the patent leather coat in
give the old clothes collection

and dispose of the Christmas tree.
Immediately.

All the memorials of my failed
Relationships are destroyed.

Hey Are you celebrating Christmas today?

Cora? Cora!

Hello. How are you?
- Well, that's okay.

Yes then ... have a nice evening both of you.

Nah, I still don't see you.
Where are you?

Right in front of the sports field.
But. On the bench.

Ah yes, now I see you.

Forget him. He does not deserve you.
- Already forgotten.

You sleep with me today. Hm?

Oh ...!
- He really can't do that to me!

Have a nice bird and go back!
Feeling at my expense in the end!

Asshole! Stupid asshole!

Yes this is good. Let your anger out!
- What does "let your anger out" mean here?

Do you think I just take it easy?
I'm not a pimper pearl!

Drive me to Daniel!
- What? Why, what do you want?

What do I want there?
I will tell him what he can do for me!

Ah, if it helps you.
That doesn't change anything.

I don't think guys like that
Should get away with it so easily.

Let him notice what it's like to be a real woman
has in front of him who does not simply put up with everything!

If you think.
- You have to go to the middle at the front right.

Keep it short.

Hey Hey What have we here?

Shit! This is the third time!
These asses!

Super.
- Merci. Many Thanks. Very funny.

Cora!

Hey Cora!

What's going on? Cora?
What's going on? Hm?

Why did I pretend to be
does he mean nothing to me?

Oh dear. Come on, I'll take you home now
- Why did I keep trying to be better than I am?

Cora, that's real now
the wrong time for such ...

When men run away when you walk up to them.
But ... who said that?

How, what, who says what?

Men are binary structured beings. There is one
Code of Conduct. And intelligent men can decode the ...

But who makes the rules? Perhaps I have
that is exactly what drove Daniel into Carmen's arms?

Why didn't I just call him
when I felt like it?

Because there are certain rules.
Do you understand?

Man, Cora, don't be crazy here, right?
I mean, you're standing here in front of the guy's house
who left you totally sick.

Now imagine
he's just looking down.

Do you really want to do this to yourself?

Come on now, let's go!
- no

Cora! I'll take you home now Cora!
- no Let me!

- I want to know what's going on!
- You're crazy!

I am not crazy. On the contrary.

I'm clear. Completely clear.

I'm going up there now, just like
i am no matter how i look!

I have nothing to lose! Nothing at all!
I just want to say what I feel. The way it comes out.

I will break Jo's rules and taboos.

I will be completely myself.

I'm going!

Yes.
- Where's Daniel?
- It's not there.

Daniel! I won't let you fool me!

Do you actually know what time it is?
- I've been waiting for your fucking call for 3 days!

And then I'll meet you arm in arm in the park,
that’s the last thing!

We slept together, yes.
And it was great. At least for me.

I thought I meant something to you.
If you have decided for them, ...

OK. Nice for you.
But ... but it hurts me.

Ah yes, all of a sudden?
- Carmen! Now...

Yes and? At least I'm honest. Feels good.
If you are honest there is no need to be afraid.

I don't need to be afraid.
Not me man Me, Cora H�bsch.

Cora, listen, I ...
- What kind of theory now?
- You're welcome!

You're just playing a stupid game with him.
- Carmen, stay out of there now.

I know it was silly. I just don't want you ...
- That's not the point.

Who called in the middle of the night?
What kind of friend is this, huh? That was a deal.

What should I think? I thought you weren't serious!
- I am not serious? You have to say that right now! I have all the time ...

And there you finally have sex and ...
you just run away in the middle of the night!

Did he tell you everything? I'm such an idiot.
Did you have a good time with me? Oh God, is that sick!

Tell me, do you have a tit?
I am his sister.

And since he knew you
he is completely ballaballa.

It's good now.
- It is true!

That ... this is your sister, yes?
- Yes.

Why, what were you doing in the park earlier?
- We?

I want to see if you have a light on.
- Daniel wanted to ring you.

But I was just able to stop him.

I'm so stupid.
- Me too.

And then he said: "Cora, my love",

and something else, but I've forgotten that.
"Cora, my dearest", that ... you have to imagine that!

I dont understand. I have that extra in
brought the workshop, but they can't find anything.

Just gets hot for no reason.
Must be metaphysics.

Give John Travolta a try.

You mean that helps, yeah?

I know that after 2 weeks you can't say that much
can. Carmen and Jo agree to give us maximum
half a year.

But I will until
savor the last second.

And also ... who can say exactly
how long does it take half a year?

It's that easy when you can
found the right one.

Yeah, it's cheesy. So what?

Yes, I exaggerated. I know.
There was no hay cart.

And the towing operation
cost over 300 marks.

We fought terribly.
If we'd taken my car

we would have definitely caught the ferry.
But no. My car is not a vacation vehicle.

They're trying to get there today, but ...
I can't promise. - Yes, let's go there.

Well, I don't care. Because of me
let's just spend the week

in a cheap guesthouse in Rostock.

We'll still have good sex.

Yes?
- You are the most beautiful thing there is.
- Do you love me?

I love him. All that
what counts is: you love him.

And: I love him.
And I tell him that too.

If I want, 20 times a day.

It's that simple.