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a
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♪ La, la la la, la‐la la la
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♪ Da da da da
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♪ Da da da da da da
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♪ Heyyyyyyyyyyyyyy
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♪
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Lazor Wulf:
As a fan from day one,
this is truly upsetting.
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$3.50?!
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Thats all youre charging
for a VHS of "Action Jackson"?
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That man a legend!
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The last copy.
Really?
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Hey, Yeti, can you spot me?
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[ Insects buzzing ]
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Canon Wulf?
Sorry, bro.
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I spent all my money
at Laronjellos Lotion Emporium.
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You know I dont [bshh]
with seasonal dryness.
Stupid Horse: Lazor Wulf!
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[ Sighs ] Whats up,
Stupid Horse?
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Its me ‐‐
Stupid Horse!
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I know its you,
Stupid Horse.
Guess what?
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The Romper Store
is going out of business,
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and theyre off‐‐
Hey, remember that $3.50
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I told you
I was gonna ask for?
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I need you to pay it.
Okay, sure.
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Wait a minute...
when was that?
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One of these days,
Im gonna ask you
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to borrow $3.50 for a VHS
copy of "Action Jackson."
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Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah,
absolutely. Just eat the steak!
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Oh, yeah!
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I dont remember that.
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Ooh, Florence!
Hey, girl.
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Yaz!
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Hey, boy!
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Oh, I hope she lets me join
her power walking crew some day.
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Sorry, Im gonna have
to refuse you
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hanging out
with our stepmom.
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You guys
know Florence?
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18‐time Power Walking
Champion Florence?!
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I dont have time for this.
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[ Shutters ] Wait!
Thats an Aretha Franklin.
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Keep the change.
Just gimme the tape.
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Oh, sorry.
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That little girl
just stole it,
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and it was
the last copy.
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Hey!
Thats Lazor Wulfs VHS.
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And also,
stealing is wrong!
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♪
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[ Whistles ]
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Oh. Okay, thanks.
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Get back here!
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♪
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Well, I guess thats that.
Lets go home.
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Damn, son.
You gonna give up that fast?
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Is that what Action Jackson
would do?
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I dont know. I havent even
seen the movie yet.
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Me, neither.
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So maybe we need
to find the tape
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so we can be more like
Action Jackson.
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Or maybe we need to be
more like Action Jackson
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so we can find
that tape.
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Exactly.
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Oh!
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Did you guys see that?
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Guys?
Aw, man.
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They left me at the mall again?
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They always leave me
at the mall.
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And at the airport.
And at the hospital.
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And at the Coolio concert.
And at ‐‐
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Phil Jackson:
Hey, Stupid Horse.
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Thats the name,
dont wear it...
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Huh?
Down here.
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Oh, I love
what you did back there.
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Im Phil Jackson of
the National Power
Walking Association.
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Well, this card says youre
in transportation and dumping.
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This also says
"transportation and dumping."
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Wow!
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Phil Jackson of the National
Power Walking Association!
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Hooh! Thats ‐‐
thats really cool.
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Ive been scouting all
over town, and I know
talent when I see it.
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Youre a natural.
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You got the speed,
the form,
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and the horse‐sized stomach
good enough for smuggling.
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I can make you a star,
Stupid Horse.
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How can I say no to a man
with three business cards?
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Wait a minute.
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Howd you know my name?
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Honestly, I guessed.
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I mean, you are a horse.
And you look stupid.
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[ Squeak! ]
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Mmm!
Peach bellini.
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Shits divine.
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Okay.
Heres what we have so far
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on the list of things
that Action Jackson would do.
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Number one ‐‐
put on a tux.
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[ Bell dings ]
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Number two ‐‐
break glass.
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[ Glass breaks ]
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Number three ‐‐
throw a tea party.
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Yeah,
this is fun and all,
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but is this really getting us
closer to the tape?
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Couldnt tell you.
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[ Slurping ]
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This is where
your training begins.
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Stupid Horse: Hoh!
This is amaze‐balls.
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Are you ready?
Uh, uh, yeah!
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Hey,
while youre walking,
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swallow this solid
gold thermometer.
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Uh, what?
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What does that have to do
with power walking?
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Stupid Horse, I need you to
forget everything you know
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about power walking.
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My method is unorthodox,
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and it kind of resembles
smuggling, but its not!
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Did you say "snuggling"?
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Nuh, uh, all right,
uh, youre hugging me.
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Come on, bring it in.
Bring it in, okay.
No, I did not.
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Mm. This is good stuff.
Okay.
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Uh, this is
kind of nice.
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[ Timer beeping ]
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Whoa! You got a Fabrige Egg
and a Tedi Ruchspin doll
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and a bird?
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Stupid Horse, if you
swallow these items,
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walk them to places
they dont belong,
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and poop them out for money,
I guarantee you
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you will become a power walking
champion in no time.
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Okay, Im in!
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But I dont really know how Im
gonna swallow all these things.
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Oh, no worries.
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I know a swallower
when I see one,
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and you got a swallower.
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Im pretty sure peanut butter
makes everything edible.
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[ Swallows ]
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Mmm, peanut butter.
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See that garbage can?
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Thats your first target,
kid.
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Ready?
Uh, y‐yes?
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Set ‐‐
Wait! One question.
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What if I dont have to,
you know, go?
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Oh. [ Chuckles ]
Trust me.
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You swallow all of this,
and you will go.
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Go!
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Come on, Stupid Horse.
You got this.
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Dont blow it.
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♪
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♪
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I had to go!
I had to go!
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Oh, yes, you did.
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You did go.
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♪
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♪
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[ Cash register dings ]
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♪
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[ Bird screeches ]
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♪
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[ Siren wails ]
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Do you see the tape?
Nah.
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[ Siren wails ]
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How about now?
Nothing.
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Man! I was sure that would work
the second time.
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Also cross off "become
a Woop‐Woop officer"
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and "coin a catch phrase."
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Do you like your cheese cold?
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[ Laughter ]
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Stupid Horse:
Hey! Lazor Wulf!
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Stupid Horse,
what the hell is wrong with you?
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Well, first things first ‐‐
I have hooves.
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Dont really like em.
Not that great.
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Uh, the weathers kind
of muggy today, and...
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Oh, this?
Im in training.
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Im gonna be a champion
power walker
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thanks to Phil Jackson
and his Swallow & Fart Method.
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Look!
[ Farts ]
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Oh, my God!
Velvet Sugar?
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Yo, this shit
was discontinued.
Yo, dont quote me on this,
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but this sounds
like smuggling to me.
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Yeah, definitely
the sounds of smuggling.
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Yo! Phil Jacksons playing you
like Koo‐Coach.
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No way! I finally found
something that Im good at!
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And ‐‐
Thats great and all,
Stupid Horse,
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but I have to go
"get framed for murder"
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so I can find
the VHS tape.
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[ Whinnies ] Theyll see.
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Once my training is complete,
theyll all see.
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But first, I gotta walk
all these glass bottles
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to the beach.
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Ooh! [ Moaning ]
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[ Slurping ]
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Ahh!
I dont get it.
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Weve gone through this entire
made‐up list, and still no VHS.
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This is the most energy
Ive spent
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in anything
in my entire life.
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Whats up, boys?
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Sup, Florence?
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Wheres that dumbass
horse friend of yours?
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He was supposed to join
my power walking crew today.
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You mean Stupid Horse?
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He got caught up in
some smuggling operation
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with Phil Jackson.
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[ Gasps ] Did you say
Phil Jackson?!
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Ooh, Phil!
Mm!
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He used to be one of
the best walkers
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in the National Power Walking
Association, baby!
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He was on his way
to being a legend.
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Walking got too easy
for him.
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He got bored and started to
use them little foots for evil.
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Yo, he was kicked out
of the NPWA,
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and now he lurks around
The Mall, poaching walkers
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for his underground
smuggling operation.
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Damn. Who knew power walking
was so wild?
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That horse
is in trouble.
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Once Phil Jackson
gets his hands on you,
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hmph, there aint
no coming back.
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Baby, I have already risked
my power walking reputation
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just talking about it.
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Come on, gang.
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I got it!
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What you got?
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If its one thing I know
about "Action Jackson,"
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its that hes not just about
fistfights and pyrotechnics.
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Hes about doing whats right.
Right?
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I dont know.
Not a clue.
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I have to save
Stupid Horse.
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You sure?
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♪
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[ Cellphone rings ]
Ah!
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Oh, hey,
Phil Jackson.
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Hello, Stupid Horse.
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Check out
my new track suit.
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I thought I told you to stay
away from your old friends.
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Wha?
Im gonna use this
for evil! [ Chuckles ]
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Wait a minute. How did you know
I was with my friends?
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Why are you working
with The Youth?
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And why does this track‐‐
Owwweeee.
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Its amazing that you havent
caught on by now.
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Well, actually, its not
cause youre stupid.
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I didnt really try very hard
to keep this up.
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Im a smuggler.
What?!
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Oh, wait ‐‐
that actually makes sense.
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And youve been
helping me move it.
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No!
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Now, swallow
all of this!
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No! [ Muffled ]
My mouth is sealed.
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♪
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Stupid peanut butter.
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Not even that good.
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What have you gotten
your stupid self into?
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[ Siren wails ]
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Lazor Wulf?
Im here to save you.
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If there are two things
out of three things
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that Phil Jackson
cant tolerate,
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its betrayal
and shenanigans.
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Time to run.
No, Lazor Wulf!
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[ Deep voice ]
Lets walk.
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Oh‐ho!
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Oh, you think you can
out‐walk me?
255
00:10:25,658 --> 00:10:26,958
Huh? Huh?
256
00:10:26,993 --> 00:10:31,003
♪
257
00:10:31,030 --> 00:10:34,030
Do you know who I am?
Do you know who I am?
258
00:10:34,067 --> 00:10:36,567
Ho, ho, ho, ho!
Do you know? Huh?
259
00:10:36,603 --> 00:10:38,303
Im Phil Jackson, bitch,
260
00:10:38,338 --> 00:10:41,308
the power walking champ
of the universe!
261
00:10:41,341 --> 00:10:44,041
Damn.
Hes pretty good.
262
00:10:44,077 --> 00:10:46,877
Mm‐hmm! I told ya!
263
00:10:46,913 --> 00:10:49,953
[ Normal voice ] Uh, I ‐‐
I think were losing him.
264
00:10:49,983 --> 00:10:52,023
♪
265
00:10:52,051 --> 00:10:54,451
Stupid Horse: Aah!
[ Laughs evilly ]
266
00:10:54,487 --> 00:10:58,157
You never were a good
power walker anyway.
267
00:10:58,191 --> 00:11:01,231
No.
But I am good at snuggling.
268
00:11:01,261 --> 00:11:03,801
[ Deep voice ]
And smuggling.
269
00:11:05,165 --> 00:11:07,605
World Star!
Ha ha!
270
00:11:07,634 --> 00:11:10,204
Did yall just see homey
straight up eat Phil Jackson?
271
00:11:10,236 --> 00:11:11,896
[ Normal voice ] Oh!
Almost forgot!
272
00:11:11,938 --> 00:11:15,208
♪ I found the tape ha ha
273
00:11:15,241 --> 00:11:16,881
Bow! I found your tape.
274
00:11:16,910 --> 00:11:18,140
That come out
your butt?
275
00:11:18,178 --> 00:11:21,008
The best smuggling butt
in town!
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00:11:21,047 --> 00:11:31,057
♪
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