All language subtitles for Foursome s04e04 Discovering Hugh You Are.eng

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Shear Shaw.

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Swipe and swig!

Made in China?
That's where Courtney's at.

Completed.

We're so extra.

I went hard.

This has really been the...

- Most...
- Epic...

Hugh?

Hear ye, hear ye,
class is in session.

Okay, you guys,
today's scintillating subject

just happens to be my fave.

I wait all year to teach
this, so without further ado,

let's dive into the
fascinating world

of how to correctly
annotate a bibliography.

No, wait, stay. Come on, baby.

Don't do this to papa,

not on annotation day.

That's the most action
Shaw has seen in years.

Moving onto something less sad,

think me, the first male model

on S.I. Swimsuit "edish."

Now,
that's a dish best served wet.

Tell him to just use his
stalker photos of you

for his portfolio.

Josh needs variety.

- Otherwise VAPA's gonna pigeonhole
him as a-- - Serial killer?

He is a straight white male
who lives with his mom.

- Just my type.
- I told him to trash those.

Every time we have relations,

it's like I'm having a
threesome with myself.

Now, that's a fun visual
that I'll never shake.

Hey, I found your nose.

It was in my business.

Next time when you talk
about your sex life,

try being a little louder.

I'd be much obliged.

Sorry, but since you
made a sex butt about me

you think we're even?

I feel like you
don't think we are,

and that scares me.

Okay, we're in business.

All right,
so what is annotating?

Annotate-- Oh, no,
it's a permanent marker.

Why haven't I been scouted yet?

Snap some glams.

Be more proactive
than Julianne Hough.

Does Josh do portraits?

'Cause I officially
offer up my carcass.

Josh does need a fresh face.

Uh, uh, that's not normal.

All right, if any of you are
seizy, don't look directly at it.

If people aren't taking
notice, you make them.

I need to take some tasty snaps
to make the scouts take notice.

No offense, Wynn,

I think Josh could use
someone with model behavior.

But who's gonna take my picture?

Who could model for Josh?

- Andie, can Josh take my picture?
- Will you model for Josh?

My eyes!

Ow!

Okay, good to know that Hugh's
alive, but 911?

Now I'm worried.

Hugh never came home last night.

I would've felt him
sneak back into bed.

Now for the second edition

of "My Ex's Sex: The Twisted
Volume," your cousin?

If you don't like what you
hear, stop listening.

I'm trying. I really am.

Wynn, we need to ditch.

Hugh needs us.

Andie, I can't.

Part of my journey to justice

is learning how to
antiquate a bubble-ography.

Annotate a bibliography.

Anal play a bippity boppity boo.

- Bibliography.
- Barack Obama.

I've got major discomfort
over the ditch, Andie.

If we get caught,
I'll be cooked.

My moms'll be pissed.

I think Hugh
overrides the ditch.

- Wynn! Andie!
- Hugh.

I just met the most
wonderful girl.

Is this what love is?

I've never, ever,
ever felt like this.

This must be what
the Tramp felt like

when he shared his spaghetti
noodle with his Lady.

This is your S.O.S.? A girl?

Hugh, where have you been?

After you guys left,
I was ralphing from Sneak a Sip--

FYI, alcohol makes you ill--

when all of a sudden,

an angel was holding
back my hair.

It was a classic meet-cute.

Yeah,
that sounds like a meet-gross,

but way to go, cuz.

What's the lucky girl's name?

I was drunk from the alcohol
and I can't remember.

FYI,
alcohol affects your memory.

All I know is that she's
bright, funny,

and we made a date today.

Great.
So why'd you call us here?

You don't need a chaperone.

I do.

I've never stayed up

talking into the night
with a girl before.

I've never even kissed a girl.

Well, except you, Andie.

I'm sorry, what?

This rug rookie's never even
had a girlfriend before.

Well, except you, Andie.

First cousins, was it?

Hugh, you have nothing
to worry about.

You're handsome and fun,

and if you like this girl,

I'm sure she's awesome.

And if she's not,

then we'll just make a code word

and I'll cause a distraction.

What's the code word?

What everyone says when
they're in trouble--

- Ah, shit.
- Ah, shit?

- Ah, shit.
- Ah, shit it is.

That's her.

? You've got the touch of love ?

? If I just can't get enough ?

? You've got the touch of love ?

? Can't shake this feeling ?

Ah, shit.

Code word!

Be safe, kiddo.

I'll be back later
to pick you up.

If you get nervous, don't call.

The only pussies I
like to pet have claws.

- Stay.
- No way, JonBen�t.

You'll be great.

How do you want me?

I don't know.

I've never done it
with a guy before.

If it makes you feel any better,

I've never done it with someone so...
boring before.

Why don't you change into
something more comfortable?

Damn, it's more one-hour
photo in here than Walmart.

I know.
That's the problem, Dakota.

Everyone at VAPA's gonna
have a pro portfolio,

If I show up with 800
pictures of Andie,

- I'm gonna look like--
- Jeffrey Dahmer?

Amateur.
I really need your help, Dakota.

You bet your flat ass you do.

Real talk-- I thought voguing
at the Piercing Pagoda

was my big "Top Model" moment,

but Tyra hasn't hit me up yet.

I get it. You've got a dream,

and now that we're
out of high school,

we feel like we've gotta
achieve that dream.

What if our dreams
are just that?

What if we wind up washed up?

No, that's never gonna happen to
you, Dakota.

Okay? 'Cause you are
gonna be a huge model

because you're so... you.

Oh,
adding sugar to my chocolate.

- Oh...
- You'll be a great photographer.

You're so basic and stiff.

I am kind of basic.

Let's do this, Annie Leibovitz.

But be gentle.

I'll try.

Two whisker whiskies, please.

Oh, sure thing, pal.

What are best friends
for, right?

Whoa!

Hugh.

Jiminy Cricket, Andie.

You know, when I'm
threatened, I armadillo.

'Sup.

Look, Hugh, I pulled you in here

to talk about your mystery girl.

Isn't she pretty?

Yeah, yeah, she is.

It's just I don't
think she's your type.

Blood matches
don't matter to me.

No, Hugh, I don't think you
should hang out with Greer, okay?

I don't want you to get hurt.

Why would she hurt me?

'Cause she hurt me.

Cuz,
I'm sure she didn't mean to.

Besides, I can't judge Greer

based off your opinion.

That'd make me no better

than the kids who called me

humongous fungus fart

just because Alec said so.

I appreciate you
looking out for me,

but I need to find out
who she is for myself.

FYI, guys pee in there.

You've made your choice.
I've made mine.

If Hugh is too blinded
by the love light,

then it's up to
me to protect him.

If he won't take my word,

then we have to show
him who Greer really is.

I'm in.

Photography 101.

It's the art of the angle.

Tilt your chin.

Bring your leg up
as high as you can.

Turn your neck 90 degrees.

How do I look?

Ow.

Like the 2004 "Vogue" cover.

Iconic.

Onto the next
level-- intermediate.

Mouth movement.

You're gonna look more chiseled
based off certain words you say,

so try "beluga."

Beloo-ga.

Last level, you ready?

Advanced.

This is all about the
subject-to-photographer connection.

Okay, make eye contact with me.

Oh, that's really intense.

Okay, yeah, yes.

Oh, my gosh. Oh, yes.

Oh, yes! Yes! Yes! Money shot!

Wow, you were great.

No, you were great.

Should we look?

Dang,
you really captured my essence,

which I should be
on the cover of.

Well, you made it easy.

It's time to execute
Exposing Greer.

Yeah, let's see her tits!

What?
No, no, not expose her body.

Expose her personality.

I know the types of guys
that Greer likes to date--

the three Js,

jocks, jerks, and jabronis.

So why is she crushing on Hugh?

She's obviously using
him to get to me.

Hugh is probably holding back
his full geekdom from Greer.

If he nerds out,

then Greer won't be able to
hold back the bully within.

So I'm supposed to--

Get Hugh to be his Hughiest.

Go draw out that dork. Go.

Hey, Hughbert, did you hear?

J.K. came out with
a new Harry Potter.

Wow, I have so many questions.

Do Ron and Hermoine
have squid babies?

Does Dumbledore have a
husband in the afterlife?

Is Muggle still P.C.?

You like Harry Potter?

Love that boy wizard.

I'm a total Hufflepuff.

- Really?
- Yes.

- Me, too.
- You're a Puff?

Favorite spell on three...

- One...
- Two...

- Three.
- Homenum revelio!

Holy Weasley! What?
You owe me butter beer.

I am so toasted that I can
even admit that I loved it.

I used to have to read the
books underneath my bed

because if my little
sis' found out,

she would totally
fist my uterus.

Really? I have a sister
who fists me, too!

Bitch.

Witch is Slytherin,
and I'm gonna prove it.

You taking off?

Rubin will be here
in a hot minute.

You're taking down
Fixler 'cause it's creepy

not 'cause there's trouble
in Jandieville, right?

Yeah, totally.
No, we're-- we're good.

So good. Like, real good.
Like, great.

You're parroting.

What's up, Polly?

Not getting Andie's cracker?

What? Dakota,
I am not dating Andie for sex.

What even is sex, you know?

Look, what I'm trying to say

is this is not about sex.

Oh, who am I kidding?

Look, I don't wanna be a
douche, Dakota,

but my nuts... full purple.

Relax your plums.

I can't. I'm so pent up.

You need to loosen
up, feel free,

like the way you made me feel

when I was in front
of the camera.

Time for the photographer

to become the photographee.

No. No, no, no.

I can't. I'm not a model.

You wanna loosen up
to get down or not?

Get Loose 101.

Be a ho with what you know.

Catch.

Now, pose like an
American football man.

Does this look good?

For you, yeah.

Now, let's with
that intermediate level.

Feature your best feature.

Aw, cute, but no.
Off with your shirt.

Your saving grace. Yes, muscles.

You're not half
bad for a breeder.

Let's terminate all
of that last level.

Advanced. Go full on Peter Pan.

Think of a happy thought.

Both of your happy
places look the same.

Bet you thought of each other.

You're boring. I'm spent.

Right there.

Ew.

- Did you get it?
- Mm-hm.

We need to step up our
game and end this charade.

If there's one way to get
Greer to show her true colors,

then it's to mess with her man.

She used to tongue down Josh

any time I got close to him.

All you need to do is
go flirt with Hugh,

and then Greer
will lose her shit,

and Hugh will lose his Greer.

Get my flirt with Hugh on.

I'm getting gooey just
thinking about it.

Mm, better.

It's time to get my mac on.

Get out there.

Pew.

Okay.

What's up, Wynn?

- The sky.
- Awesome.

Oh!

- Are you okay?
- Oh, I fell!

Oh, I'm so sorry.

Is this hard for you to watch me

petting you man's pecs?

No, Hugh's an attractive guy.

I know he stacks my pancakes.

Is this brutal for you to watch,

me all over your
man's hard hammies?

No, Hugh's body's
hard, like math.

So I totally get

why anyone would wanna
crunch his numbers.

I'm slip sliding all
down your man's meat.

Are you sure you're
okay with that?

If Hugh's okay with it.

I'm actually pretty
uncomfortable.

Anyway, we gotta jet.

He's going to show me a tree.
Deuces.

You let them leave?

To our treehouse?

I don't even take Josh up
there, and he's my boyfriend.

Yeah,
we all think it's super weird

you guys don't bone up there.

Oh.

Hey, maybe Greer
likes Hugh for Hugh.

Maybe it's not
about you this time.

What?
There is no way that's correct.

Not even a little bit.

We're going. I'm taking over.

What's the one thing

that'll make Greer
show her true colors,

more than geeks,
more than flirting,

more than anything?

Pop quiz? No, thanks.

That stirs up my insides,

and that is not a
recipe you wanna eat.

It's-a spicy.

Wynn,
I'm telling you the answer.

All I've ever had to do around
Greer is just be myself.

For some reason it's
always infuriated her.

Once Hugh sees that we
can't be around each other,

he'll pick me for sure.

I mean, wouldn't you?

So this is it, the treehouse.

Oh.

This is where we all hang out.

We do the hot mess. It's a list.

Look who's sitting in a tree

plotting against ol' A-N-D-I-E,

sinking you teeth into
another Fixler to get to me?

Did it take you a long time
to think of that rhyme?

Oh, wait, it's not that hard.
Okay, sorry, go on.

Andie, I told you to butt
your behind out of my beeswax.

I didn't think I was trading
an overprotective sister

for an overprotective cousin.

I'm doing this for your own
good, Hugh.

That's exactly what
my sister would say.

Then she'd queef in my face.

- Back me up here, Wynn.
- No can do.

I think Hugh and Greer
were really happy

before you convinced
me to mess with them.

I don't think you're
doing this for Hugh.

I think you're
doing this for you.

Hah, you're not the
only one who can rhyme.

Gosh, I don't mean to be harsh,

but stay out of it, Andie.

I did stay out of it
when Greer dated Alec

and even that dumb wall
of cheese got hurt.

You're a sweet guy, Hugh,

and she's using
you to get to me.

Imagine how you'll feel
if I let this go on.

Pfft.

She would never use anybody.

Well, I could.

I would. I did... do that.

What the halo are
you talking about?

Hugh, I know it's crazy

but I used to be
head cheerleader

and, like, super cool.

Oh, my God, spare us.

Let me finish!

I'm really sorry for yelling.

My rep was rocked

and when it went busto,

I clocked that I had nothing

and no one to show for it.

Turns out if you only care
what other people think of you,

you stop caring about what
you think about yourself.

Being big cheddar in high school

was super crucial,

like I would literally
do everything the same,

but now that I'm graduated,

I am super wise and way woke.
Okay?

So...

So, Andie,

I owe you an.

What?

An apology.

I owe you an apology.

It turns out I was jealous.
I was jealous of you.

You and your friends were tighter
than my body freshman year

and I wanted that.

- Wha?
- And you obviously never cared

about what anyone
thought of you,

Otherwise, you would've dressed
better and acted differently.

I mean, am I right?

I was envious of that.

And in a way I wanted to be you.

So, Hugh,
I had a really good time tonight,

but I don't wanna cause any
more Fixler fam friction,

so I'm gonna jet.

I really hope you figure it out

because I really like him.

I'm gonna go fix my car.
I might even give that nice bitch a ride.

Hey, bitch, wait up.

What just happened?

You were being the
best cousin ever

and looking out for me.

I'm sorry I didn't listen
to you about Greer.

That's okay, Hugh.

I know overly controlling family
members is a problem for us.

Oh, my God, am I Alec?

The farthest thing from him.

He never would be able to see

that she's changed on the inside

just like I've changed
on the outside.

You can. Right, Andie?

You'll give her a second
chance, won't you?

'Cause the thing is
I really like her.

Give Greer a second chance?

Yikes. She sucks so much.

But you're family and
I want you to be happy,

so I promise I'll try my best.

That's all I can ask.

- We...
- Are...

the...

? Best,
best, best Fixlers ?

? In the West, West, West ?

? We have such fun, fun, fun ?

? Bumping our bums, bums, bums ?

? Let's take a sec, sec, sec ?

? For three quick pecks ?

Mwah, mwah, mwah.

And that's the end.

You're my best, best friend.

- To VAPA.
- To New York.

I've had a day,
and whatever's going on here,

I don't wanna know.

I'll see myself out and let
you two enjoy the juice.

Remember, stay loose,
you hunky hetero.

- Oh, stop.
- Dakota, wait.

I need my BF and my BFF

before I drop this bomb.

Guess who's dating Hugh?

Josh and Dakota: Who?

Greer.

- Ah, shit.
- Ah, shit.

? We too gangsta for TV ?

? That's why you don't see us ?

? But they still wanna be us ?

? But we let 'em ?

? We don't sweat 'em ?

? Let 'em come up ?

? Then we get 'em, ha ha ?

? East side wid it ?

? Got a mag in the glove ?

? Put the dub on the fitty ?

? Put you on a poster
gangsta to the bone ?

? Got the hood on my shoulders ?

? Livin' like a fella got
my hands on the toaster ?

? Do this for my
dawgs in my lowster ?

? Rock city raider real
lookin' like I told ya ?

? We too gangsta for TV ?

? That's why you don't see us ?

? But they still wanna be us ?

? Let 'em come up ?

? Then we get 'em, ha ha ?

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