All language subtitles for Foursome s03e09 Hypbrotized.eng

- Previously
on Foursome,

our last day on Beach Island
wasn't exactly coconut creamy.

- You are only here
to win Andie back.

- After finding out
about Kent's OG intentions

and Josh's ulterior motives,
I needed a vacay day to myself.

Instead I got front row
seats to the idiot show.

I decided to spend
my last island

minutes with the
people I love the most.

But I have a feeling
that the drama

won't be left on Beach Island.

- Have fun fitting into a
double-zero, Andie Fatler.

? Sometimes it's just

- You're pickier than a white
girl at a drive through.

You must have had one
two many pineapples

on Beach Island
'cause she's thick.

- You guys,

look at us.

Dakota's being rude,
Courtney's talking tots, Mae's...

Mae.

Everything's back to
normal, we're home.

- Dorothy, I swear if you click
those heels one more time.

- See, we're being so us.

- Blood sis,
not that we don't love

the enthusiasm but
like why though?

- Honestly,

Alec.

- Alec?

- Alec, I had no protection on

Beach Island and
look what happened.

- You got sand permanently
jammed in your--

- Dakota.
- What?

I'm just being us.

- What happened
was I got bombarded

by boys who ruined
the end of my trip

and possibly my trust
for their gender.

- Okay,
what's Alec got to do with--

- He's going to interfere.
- Bingo.

Home sweet home includes
a personal bodyguard who

will keep my knights in shining
garbage far away from me,

and back to normal
means a boy-free zone

for A Fix and guess what?
I ain't mad at it.

- Great,
you've got it all figure out.

Can we go to school now?

- Yeah,
I'm gonna stop home first

and change because...
dress code.

- Mm hmm.
- Mm hmm.

- Why are you so stressed?

- Because you're
all so excited to be

back so things can
go back to normal.

Well, guess what,
I wasn't a part

of this group when
things were normal.

- What?

I feel like we've
done this before.

- Listen little turkey,
gobble gobble gobble.

You are part of the new normal.

The normal where I drop you
guys off at school but I don't

stay 'cause I'm not allowed
and people think it's weird.

The normal where Dakota starts

smooching students
non-stop, 'cause... laws.

- The normal where Mae
sees herself in the mirror

for the very first time and
realizes she's a ginger...

everywhere.

- But most importantly,
the normal which isn't new.

Old dependable where my
brother deters dudes.

Now let's go get our normal.

? It's a beautiful day

- I'm not going,
you can't make me!

- Use your words, big guy.

- Fine, last time I was at
Brayer, I was all sad and shit

and then we boned over break
and I was all happy and shit.

But I'm wondering if
seeing Andie around my

ex-best bros is gonna
set me back and shit.

- You're exhausting.
- No, I'm Alec.

- Look I already told you,

I got back our reign over
Brayer by blackmailing

the teachers to only
sponsor the jock clubs,

and that's just one of the
tricks I have up my skirt.

- Oh.
What else you got up there?

- Basketball is almost back
and if you do what I say,

those big sad memories
can be buried deep down

for you to worry about
when you're older.

- Yeah, suppress my issues.
- Mm-hmm.

- Boop.
- Yeah, boop.

- You're gonna stay home,
don't want you having

a Fixler freak out on
Andie's first day back.

I still have to get
to all the teachers.

I'm gonna be queen of
Brayer by the end of the day

and you,
you get to sit down here

all day and think about me

and the powerful woman
I'm about to become.

See ya.

- Bye.

Oh, no, my crotch itches.

- Please Mr. Bach,
come back and sponsor the Bulletin.

- I want to boys
but--

I have to go coach basketball.

- Lost your sponsor
because he doesn't

want to meet in your new
office, the closet?

- Peg, did a goat kick you in

your head causing
temporary amnesia?

Because

as I recall,

I booted you from the Bulletin.

- Goat?

More like gloat

while you can.

I just came from Principal
Slacks and gave her

a full download of what
happened on Beach Island.

So I'll just be
leaving that here as

Media Club will be
moving back in no time,

kicking you out on--
- Our butts?

- Precisely.

Goodbye,

for good.

Basketball, yeah.

- Please come back and
sponsor Chess Club.

We can't meet if we
don't have a chaperone.

- I'm chaperoning
for baseball now.

Feel free to try
out for ballboy.

- But that doesn't
start 'til spring.

- Ugh,
I thought you were gonna change.

- I did.

Internally.

I got home,
I picked out a less snug style,

I went to go warm my pants
in the dryer like always--

- We hear ya!
You like warm pants!

- And then I saw
Alec with Greer!

- Al Rear?

Ship name hell.

- They're not just boning.
He's like her puppet.

She literally handcuffed him

to the couch and then just left.

- Quit spitting drama, llama.

It was probably just
gross Al-Greer foreplay.

That ship name is crazy.

- Something foul is afoot.

All the smart kids' clubs are
getting dropped one by one.

I say we investigate.
- No, no to drama.

Who cares about nerds?
- Smart kids.

- Who cares that Greer left

your brother handcuffed
in the basement?

- What?

- Don't let your brother get in

the way of you
getting your normal.

You've gone all
through high school

being ignored by
dudes in the hallways.

You don't need anybody's
help with that.

- Super rude stuff, babe.

But you're right.

You know what's gonna
feel super normal?

Strutting in slow motion.

Are you ready to pop
your catwalk cherry?

- Any room for me in
those tight pants?

- Dang little Fix,
you buy a new bod over break?

Where's your bro?

- Andie, I need to you to you.

- If she needs to talk to
anyone, it's me.

- Where you going?

- I'm going to get my normal.

- Gotta get loose to itch it.

Fine babe, you can reach.

- So what's next?

- We're gonna hypnotize him.
- I'm in.

I've always wanted to shrink
someone in all the ways.

- But how?

- Okay, so I was thinking
that-- where are you going?

- I'm sorry, I can't.

Do you know what type of trouble

we could get into
if we're caught?

We are witnesses to
the criminal act of

abduction and we have not
called the authorities.

I can't risk my academic future.

- So you're just gonna
leave us high and dry?

- I will happily be
left high but never dry.

- Look, there's another part
of this school that needs help.

The ones they call the
geeks, the spazoids,

the undesirables,
the smart kids.

I'm one of you but
I'm also one of them.

- Eww.

I mean, oh.

- You guys got this and
you definitely have me,

just not for the
next couple of hours.

For a brief moment after
Homecoming, my people saw the sun

but I'm determined to help
them keep the blinds open.

Bye.

- Okay, I'm ready,
let's get my old life back.

Your cerebrum needs a cere-brand

and big brother,
the doctors are in.

Are you ready, Alec?

- You'll never get in my
head, little sister.

- I already am, big brother.

The first step to
retrain your brain.

Family first.

Hi Awec,

I'm your widdle baby sista.

I wov wowwiops and
pwaing with my dowwies.

Oh, no Awec,

I need you.

- Any room for me in
those tight pants?

- Awec,
why aren't you punching him?

You used to punch people.

- Dang little Fix,
you buy a new bod over break?

Where's your big bro?

- Yes, it's working.

- When did you have
time to edit that?

- Time for phase two.

- Mr. Limbado.

You wouldn't want the whole
school to know what you

like to do with an empty shampoo
bottle, now would you?

- Oh,

my God.

No.

- Well, then, you need to
drop debate and join wrestling

and don't make me ask you twice.

- Another one bites the dust.

- Everything is going
according to plan.

Alec is wrapped around my dick

and the only thing left,
destroy Andie Fixler.

- Yeah Greer, about that.

You are seconds away from
being the lady Prez of Brayer.

Can't you just forget
about the sophomore?

- No!

I can't be a ruler

if I don't gain respect
from my subjects.

I need to let Brayer know

that you don't mess
with Greer Ashton.

- Step two to retrain your
brain, friends forever.

Pfft, you're not my friend,

you're my little
sister's friend.

- You're right, I'm not your
friend, thank God, but he is.

- Josh,

you invited Josh?

The whole reason we're
doing this is so that my

brother will keep him away
from me and you invited Josh.

- Why do you want your
brother to go back to normal?

- So Josh and Kent
will leave me alone.

- When did Josh leave
you alone the most?

- When he was
friends with my bro--

Oh.

I see you.

Okay.

This doesn't change
anything between us.

- I'm here for Alec.

- You throw this?
- You know I did.

I miss you,
I'm here for you Alec.

- You weren't there for me when
you tried to bang my sister.

- I didn't try to
bang your sister.

I was in love with her.

- Then why'd you go behind my
back, Josh?

- I hid my feelings for as long

as I did because
of our friendship.

Then I saw her with that
koala and I had to act.

- Yeah I get that,
that Aus is a major drongo.

- I mean, what's his deal?

- I don't know,
it's like "The dingo ate my--"

Just shut up, dude. - Right?

He's all "Foster is
Australian for 'shut up'!"

I hate that guy.
- I hate that guy.

- I'm sorry, man.
- Yeah, I'm sorry, too.

You're my best friend.
- No, you're my best friend.

- What do you want?

- Are you tired of being
pushed into garbage cans?

- Yeah.

- Are you sick of the
jocks running the school?

- Yeah.

- Are you over having to go
home to use the bathroom?

- Of course we are,
but all of our club

sponsors have switched
over to sports.

- Basketball has three sponsors

and that's not
including their coach.

- Greer's blackmailed
all the faculty

and with Alec Fixler behind
her, we have no hope.

- Don't worry about Greer,

her power source is being
distracted as we speak.

As for the rest of the school,

we can take it back
ourselves together.

There's more of us than
there are of the jocks

and Brayer has zero
tolerance for bullying.

I've got the
handbook to prove it.

- Ohh...
- Handbook.

- Tomorrow morning when the
bell rings its third chime,

meet me in C Hall
ready for battle.

- All right, yeah.

Oh, my back. - My sciatica.

- Oy vey.
- Worth it.

- Step number three
to retrain your brain,

love never-lasting.

Und tell me
Alec, vhat do you observe?

- Boobs.
- Nein.

- Boobs.
- Nein.

- Girl butt.
- Nein!

- Boobs.
- Nein.

- Hoverboard.
- Nein.

- Boobs.
- Wunderbar.

Und vhy vaste your prime
vith just von girl?

You are a player zat
does not hate da game.

So get in it!

- Look, I know Greer is using
me, okay?

I don't give a fu--.

Greer's super hot. We smash.

It's nice not to have
to make decisions.

She tells me what to do.

It keeps me from thinking,
which I'm down for.

I'm just coasting, baby.

- You know what's funny
about this whole thing?

I came here to get you
back to normal Alec but

really you are normal , Alec.

You're the same big
brother you've always been,

making my life miserable.

I can't believe I thought
I could count on you.

Come on guys, let's go.

Auf Wiedersehen!

- Oh.

Good.

A brave loser.

I've got a lot of energy
and nowhere to place it.

- I know something you don't!

- Yeah, I'm sure you
know a lot that I don't.

I'm hot, you're smart. Uh, doy!

- It's about Andie Fixler!

- I'm listening.

- I want protection.

I want the Bulletin's
sponsor back.

I don't want Slacks to have

any more reason to
expel us from the room.

Do I have your word that you

and your thugs will
make that happen?

- Shocker's honor.

Holy

whiz on waffles.

Andie Fixler,

you're mine.

I haven't quite
figured out how to use

this yet but when I do,
Andie's burnt toast.

- Greer, look around, babe.
- Hmm.

You own this school.

It's done, you're back on top.

Stay a while.

- Ho,
the bullies here have got to go.

Hey, ho,
the bullies here have got to go.

Hey, ho,
the bullies here have got to go.

- What the frack?

- These kids are the backbone
of this great school.

If you don't allow them
to practice their skills,

who do you think
is gonna suffer?

The jocks.
Who's gonna tutor them?

You can't just-- -
Oh, my God, whatever.

Fine, the losers can
have their sponsors back.

I have juicier
underpants to wash.

- This is literally
what I'm talking about.

- I had a whole speech planned.

That seemed too easy.

- At least your plan didn't
blow up in your face.

Just be grateful and don't
look too far into it.

You may not like what you see.

- Brother stuff.

- Andie, where have you been?

I've been waiting outside
all of your classes.

Can we please talk?

- No one's talking
to my sister except me!

- Alec, don't make me--

- And I'm back!

- We'll just meet you
back at Courtney's.

- I already left.

- Thanks for that.

- Any time.

Look Andie, I'm always gonna
look out for you, okay?

Even if you don't
like the way I do it.

These guys don't have your
best interests at heart.

I would know, I'm one of 'em.

I let Kent take you to
Homecoming 'cause he asked like

a respectable bro and then
he took your ass to a motel.

You're 16 years old, Andie.
That's not what a good guy does.

Plus you were dating
him for like a day.

- A month.
- Still.

- You know,
you were right about Kent.

I really didn't know him
as much as I thought I did.

I just, I don't get how
you can have my back

one minute and then be
with Greer the next.

It just seems counterintuitive.

- Hey, what I do with my ween
won't affect my team, huh?

- That's a real gross rhyme.

- Just know in your noggin
no matter who I smash,

I'm always gonna have your back.

You can count on me.

Love you, little sis.

- I love you.

Okay.

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