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Last season on Foursome.
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You learned that a foursome
doesn't always involve sex.
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Okay, my group of friends, it kind of does.
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There's Imogen.
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We're next door neighbors and this is
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her first year of public school.
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She's adjusting.
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Courtney, my brother's girlfriend.
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She shouldn't even be here.
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She graduated last year
but can't seem to stay away.
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Dakota.
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His advice is top notch,
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and he's the gayest
straight shooter at Brayer.
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And Andie, me.
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Together we make up my foursome.
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Without my group I'd have to
battle my big brother Alec.
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Check in time, little sister.
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Who makes dating impossible.
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Get off my sister!
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But luckily I have my squad helping me
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break out of my little sister shell.
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And I think it worked,
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because even Josh, my forever crush,
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started seeing me differently.
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He even kissed me.
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I can't.
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You're my best friend's little sister.
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I'm sorry.
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But through it all, bad boyfriends,
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epic parties, and heartbreak,
we became closer than ever.
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This semester is about to
get a lot more interesting.
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That girl, the one who got ignored,
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avoided, and sister-zoned,
she no longer exists.
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Andie Fixler, new and improved.
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That's right.
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The rest of the semester you're going to
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be seeing an Andie full of confidence.
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An Andie who knows what she wants,
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and most importantly, an Andie who is
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completely over that pussy Josh.
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I told you Andie, it's never gonna happen.
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Like I was saying,
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this is going to be the semester of Andie.
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Whoa, hey, you're my best
friend's little sister.
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I can't.
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Remember, you're cool Andie.
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Fun Andie.
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Confident Andie.
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I choose Alec.
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What?
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But not in a gay way.
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No, what?
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Hey Andie.
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You good?
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Sorry Andie, I just can't.
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You good?
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? Alec, Alec, Alec
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He's the best.
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Come here, little sister.
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Alec?
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You good?
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- I just can't.
- You good?
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- Sorry, I just can't.
- He's the best.
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Trump, nice work.
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Roland.
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Don't worry, a lot of men can't
figure out the female form.
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Just ask my ex, Zach Bush.
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That's if you can get ahold of him.
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Josh, Greer, come on!
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You can swap spit on your own time.
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Class is almost over.
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Let's see.
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Fixler.
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Fixler?
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Sorry, sorry.
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My alarm didn't go off.
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Nightmare.
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You know what my nightmare is?
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You, as a student.
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I know we moved classes,
but we're right next door.
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I thought you could handle it.
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Clearly I gave you too much credit.
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Take a seat.
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All right people, today's
lesson is pheromones.
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Andie if you're having nightmares,
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remember, I'm only a window away.
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All right.
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Pheromones are a chemical substance
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that scientifically
attracts us to each other.
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Men are sloppy kissers
because they're trying
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to sneak attack their
testosterone into their partners.
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Pheromones, pheromones.
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Pheromones are powerful
catalysts of sexual attraction.
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Men have four times as
many pheromones as women do.
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I'm a Josh pheromone, and I am inside you.
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Miss Fixler, did you pop a hemorrhoid?
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No.
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I, I've never felt better.
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Dismissed.
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Uh, Ms. Ebison, I never got my quiz.
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Oh, yeah.
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Um.
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Here it is.
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I used yours as a napkin.
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There must be some mistake,
because this says 80%,
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that would mean I got a B.
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That's.
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I've never gotten below
a 97%, like I can't.
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I cannot let my grades
drop like that, okay.
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Yeah, I'll do anything, I'll do anything,
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I'll do extra credit, but
I cannot have this happen.
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I cannot have this happen.
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Okay, okay, no, no.
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My paycheck doesn't include this.
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Find a tutor and re-take the test.
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A tutor?
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Where am I supposed to find
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an expert on female anatomy?
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What?
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Lace panties cause yeast
infections, I'm being proactive.
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Oh, that's nice.
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Woo.
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Alec, hey, it's me, again.
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Where have you been?
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Anyways, I was calling to
remind you about couples therapy.
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We really need it.
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No sex in four days is unheard of.
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Please show up.
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If you don't, I'll get really emotional.
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Okay, I'll see you later.
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Hey caricature of a
white girl, quit pouting.
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A B is still a good grade.
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I let myself get tempted in public school
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with its parties and its boys and its lies.
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I let myself get distracted and now I am
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just a slightly above-average student.
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I have to convince my mom to let me
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go back and be home schooled.
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Oh my gosh, I have so many questions.
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Is it Alec? Is it Alec?
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Is it Alec? Is it Alec?
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Courtney.
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Why would I give your high
school boyfriend my digits?
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I don't care if you guys
are going through something.
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Real talk, he's the worst.
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Go to college.
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Life lessons by Dakota.
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You guys, I figured it out.
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How to wear a face of makeup?
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A home remedy for pimples?
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What? No.
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- How to get over Josh.
- How to get over Josh?
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Yes.
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- Oh.
- Oh.
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At least one of you knows me.
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It's me.
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This time it's science.
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There's an actual chemical
reason why I'm still into Josh.
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Chemical?
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Is it airborne?
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No, listen.
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My mind knows that Josh
choosing Alec over me
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and dating Greer Wayne Gacy makes him
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the worst possible candidate for a suitor,
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but my bod still gets the
downstairs shivers when I see him.
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Andie.
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Guru Dakota will always be here for you.
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Is that a smock?
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After completing my holy grail,
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i.e. being the only
student in Brayer history
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to out someone in every grade,
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it's made the students
non-stop PM, DM, and M & M me.
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And as someone who is sought
after for sexual advice,
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I feel like I could whip
up a solution just for you.
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No thank you.
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I don't need a plan from you guys,
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because this time I came up with my own.
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All I need to do is get some
new pheromones into my system
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so my body can start fighting off Josh's.
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He's the last person I hooked up with,
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so I need some new saliva.
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Let me put my saliva in you.
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No, Courtney, no, stop.
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- Ew, Courtney.
- I won't.
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- Courtney, no.
- Stop it.
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We're not having this conversation again.
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But maybe privately we could?
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No, never.
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What, are you gonna go lick
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the drinking fountain for pheromones?
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I would highly recommend against it.
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No, Alec practically lives at the fountain.
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So I joined a bunch of extra-curriculars
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that Alec would never be caught dead in.
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Jazz band?
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Chess?
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Robotics?
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Yes to all of that.
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I'll convince all of the
sexually deprived smart kids
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that there is no danger
of getting caught by Alec,
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and whammo, I'll suck their
spit into my throat hole.
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They don't even have to
be boyfriend material.
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They just have to have tongues.
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Science.
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Wow.
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That is a solid plan.
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I'm shocked.
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Andie never has the ideas.
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Backwards compliments
are still compliments.
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Science on three.
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One, two.
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Three.
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Extra-curriculars, Andie Fixler?
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I mean, you barely show up to media club.
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What gives?
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Have I made you unhappy somehow?
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Because I can change.
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People can change.
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Yeah.
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It's for...
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A segment?
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Phew.
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I was hoping you would say that.
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You guys had me worried there for a bit.
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Well, I can't wait to see it.
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Oh, and please make sure not to cover up
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the camera lens with what
I can only hope is hair gel.
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M'kay?
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Because that comes back to me.
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Okay.
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And remember, have fun.
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Later, gang.
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Science!
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Hello, Greer.
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Anybody here?
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Hi.
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If you wanna get aces in lady places,
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you better keep those eyes open.
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I can't shut them.
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Good.
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Now, before we get started,
I hate everything about you.
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What?
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Oh, no.
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Ow!
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Oh my god, is this really necessary?
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Sit.
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Now.
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Let's explore that tampon tunnel.
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Thank you both for
coming to couples therapy.
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It's a little hot.
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Well, what do you kids
say we Michael Phelps it
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and just dive right in?
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Yes.
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Oh, just in case.
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Not gonna be needing those, so whatever.
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All right.
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Well, you guys have made the first,
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most important step, okay.
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Coming here, okay.
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And now that it shows that you're ready
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to work on your little heart boxes,
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we can get to the root of the problem.
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It's okay babe, you can tell her.
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Courtney keeps making me
do things I don't wanna do.
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It's my senior year, bro.
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It should be the year of stuff I wanna do.
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Hot dogs, hover boards.
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Not this.
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Oh, I'm sorry, that probably makes you
270
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want to break up with me, huh?
271
00:10:13,912 --> 00:10:14,777
What?
272
00:10:14,779 --> 00:10:15,712
No.
273
00:10:15,714 --> 00:10:17,079
Why do you keep saying that?
274
00:10:17,081 --> 00:10:18,047
- I don't wanna break up.
- Hey, hey, hey.
275
00:10:18,049 --> 00:10:19,916
You said if I came you
wouldn't get emotional.
276
00:10:19,918 --> 00:10:21,850
Let's try this, let's get physical, okay?
277
00:10:21,852 --> 00:10:22,919
Come here.
278
00:10:22,921 --> 00:10:24,387
Good luck with that,
I've been trying for days.
279
00:10:24,389 --> 00:10:25,789
This is gonna be another exercise.
280
00:10:25,791 --> 00:10:27,791
Whoa, no lady, I gotta train.
281
00:10:27,793 --> 00:10:30,459
No, you guys are gonna
spend the entire day together
282
00:10:30,461 --> 00:10:32,896
and see if you can
respect each other, okay?
283
00:10:32,898 --> 00:10:34,263
Then I want you to come back to me
284
00:10:34,265 --> 00:10:37,132
at the end of the day and follow up.
285
00:10:37,134 --> 00:10:39,334
Would you like some mints?
286
00:10:39,336 --> 00:10:41,171
Wait, those aren't actually mints.
287
00:10:41,173 --> 00:10:42,939
Those are just chocolate covered raisins
288
00:10:42,941 --> 00:10:46,008
with all the chocolate sucked off.
289
00:10:46,010 --> 00:10:49,978
All right, go fall in love you crazy kids.
290
00:10:58,155 --> 00:10:59,089
Hey.
291
00:10:59,091 --> 00:11:00,290
I'm Andie fixler.
292
00:11:00,292 --> 00:11:02,662
Got room for another queen?
293
00:11:03,861 --> 00:11:05,127
I know who you are,
294
00:11:05,129 --> 00:11:07,162
and I'd appreciate it if you wouldn't stay.
295
00:11:07,164 --> 00:11:09,331
I really enjoy not having a broken femur.
296
00:11:09,333 --> 00:11:12,134
Don't be another pawn in the rumor mill.
297
00:11:12,136 --> 00:11:13,770
Just because I'm not on the football team
298
00:11:13,772 --> 00:11:16,105
doesn't mean I don't know
who your big brother is.
299
00:11:16,107 --> 00:11:18,243
We could hang out tonight.
300
00:11:19,110 --> 00:11:20,410
What do you want from me?
301
00:11:20,412 --> 00:11:22,177
I want your pheromones.
302
00:11:22,179 --> 00:11:23,079
Science.
303
00:11:23,081 --> 00:11:24,214
I know you get it.
304
00:11:24,216 --> 00:11:25,848
You're wearing a polo.
305
00:11:25,850 --> 00:11:26,782
Checkmate?
306
00:11:26,784 --> 00:11:28,251
No, please, just give it up.
307
00:11:28,253 --> 00:11:29,088
Never.
308
00:11:30,989 --> 00:11:33,993
I'll just suck on your water bottle.
309
00:11:35,326 --> 00:11:37,926
It's not mine, that's Chester's.
310
00:11:49,941 --> 00:11:51,043
Hello robo.
311
00:11:53,278 --> 00:11:54,511
Please.
312
00:11:54,513 --> 00:11:56,345
I don't want your brother around my robots.
313
00:11:56,347 --> 00:11:57,980
This could be you.
314
00:12:00,552 --> 00:12:01,950
I accept.
315
00:12:07,859 --> 00:12:08,892
I'm a pheromone.
316
00:12:08,894 --> 00:12:10,292
Enjoy!
317
00:12:10,294 --> 00:12:11,161
I did.
318
00:12:11,163 --> 00:12:14,564
Thank you for your service.
319
00:12:20,938 --> 00:12:22,338
And this, it's called the?
320
00:12:22,340 --> 00:12:23,839
The endometrium.
321
00:12:23,841 --> 00:12:25,241
Good, good.
322
00:12:25,243 --> 00:12:26,441
I'm surprised you're
picking this up so quickly,
323
00:12:26,443 --> 00:12:30,012
seeing as the knowledge of
your own anatomy is shameful.
324
00:12:30,014 --> 00:12:31,214
Yeah, well, it's not my fault
325
00:12:31,216 --> 00:12:32,982
that my mom never taught
me this stuff, okay?
326
00:12:32,984 --> 00:12:35,251
She says privates are
called privates for a reason.
327
00:12:35,253 --> 00:12:37,387
Ugh, okay, honey bunny, bring it to mama.
328
00:12:37,389 --> 00:12:38,854
Listen here.
329
00:12:38,856 --> 00:12:39,989
My mom didn't talk about
this stuff either, okay?
330
00:12:39,991 --> 00:12:42,458
I had to learn it all from
my little sister's diary.
331
00:12:42,460 --> 00:12:43,292
Really?
332
00:12:43,294 --> 00:12:44,526
Yeah.
333
00:12:44,528 --> 00:12:46,262
Well then how are you supposed to know that
334
00:12:46,264 --> 00:12:47,262
the more that you soap your
vagina, the dirtier it gets?
335
00:12:47,264 --> 00:12:49,265
I don't know, okay, no, no.
336
00:12:49,267 --> 00:12:50,432
Don't stop soaping, okay.
337
00:12:50,434 --> 00:12:52,100
Your natural odor is probably soup.
338
00:12:52,102 --> 00:12:53,102
Anyway, odors.
339
00:12:53,104 --> 00:12:55,775
They come from the whole vagina.
340
00:12:59,244 --> 00:13:00,245
Excuse me.
341
00:13:05,082 --> 00:13:06,849
Come on, science.
342
00:13:15,860 --> 00:13:16,593
Steve.
343
00:13:18,196 --> 00:13:19,031
Steve.
344
00:13:20,264 --> 00:13:21,564
I told you, I can't, okay.
345
00:13:21,566 --> 00:13:22,868
Your brother.
346
00:13:26,370 --> 00:13:28,973
Yeah, yeah, okay, point made.
347
00:13:35,513 --> 00:13:36,514
Beautiful.
348
00:13:39,017 --> 00:13:40,319
That's a C flat.
349
00:13:42,921 --> 00:13:45,354
Hate to brag, but I'm killing my plan.
350
00:13:45,356 --> 00:13:47,290
Chock full of pheromones.
351
00:13:48,326 --> 00:13:49,291
What's a pheromone?
352
00:13:49,293 --> 00:13:50,259
Alec, hi.
353
00:13:50,261 --> 00:13:52,063
Uh, pheromones are,
354
00:13:52,998 --> 00:13:54,066
chess pieces.
355
00:13:55,399 --> 00:13:56,235
And moves.
356
00:13:57,335 --> 00:13:58,401
I'm in chess club now.
357
00:13:58,403 --> 00:13:59,234
Yay.
358
00:13:59,236 --> 00:14:00,435
A club?
359
00:14:00,437 --> 00:14:03,238
I don't remember giving you
permission to join a club.
360
00:14:03,240 --> 00:14:05,974
Remind me again, what
are you doing in here?
361
00:14:05,976 --> 00:14:08,277
We're supposed to be working
through our day together,
362
00:14:08,279 --> 00:14:10,079
but it's impossible because your brother
363
00:14:10,081 --> 00:14:11,915
takes nothing seriously.
364
00:14:11,917 --> 00:14:14,050
Sour information.
365
00:14:14,052 --> 00:14:16,055
Sports, family, dabbing.
366
00:14:17,288 --> 00:14:19,321
All things I take hella seriously.
367
00:14:19,323 --> 00:14:20,323
'Cause I'm a savage.
368
00:14:20,325 --> 00:14:22,057
Oh yeah?
369
00:14:22,059 --> 00:14:24,127
Well how does not letting
me put a tampon in earlier
370
00:14:24,129 --> 00:14:26,094
help us work together or become closer?
371
00:14:26,096 --> 00:14:27,563
Tampons loosen your goosen.
372
00:14:27,565 --> 00:14:30,967
And you don't need any
help in that department.
373
00:14:30,969 --> 00:14:31,604
Babe.
374
00:14:34,004 --> 00:14:34,639
Oh.
375
00:14:35,941 --> 00:14:38,273
That was really insensitive of me, huh?
376
00:14:38,275 --> 00:14:40,475
You probably wanna break up with me.
377
00:14:40,477 --> 00:14:43,445
It really hurts me that
you keep saying that.
378
00:14:43,447 --> 00:14:44,280
What?
379
00:14:44,282 --> 00:14:45,248
My feelings.
380
00:14:45,250 --> 00:14:46,281
You're hurting them.
381
00:14:46,283 --> 00:14:47,617
Nah.
382
00:14:47,619 --> 00:14:48,584
You're fine, right?
383
00:14:48,586 --> 00:14:50,286
It's probably.
384
00:14:50,288 --> 00:14:51,119
Oh my god, we need to go and
talk to our counselor again
385
00:14:51,121 --> 00:14:53,989
and discuss our emotions in depth.
386
00:14:53,991 --> 00:14:55,391
What emotion should we discuss first?
387
00:14:55,393 --> 00:14:56,526
Sadness?
388
00:14:56,528 --> 00:14:58,026
No, don't do that.
389
00:14:58,028 --> 00:14:59,228
You are an adult.
390
00:14:59,230 --> 00:15:03,469
You are not participating
correctly in this experiment.
391
00:15:07,972 --> 00:15:09,638
Are they gone?
392
00:15:09,640 --> 00:15:11,107
Good.
393
00:15:11,109 --> 00:15:13,242
They were ruining the vibe in here.
394
00:15:13,244 --> 00:15:16,045
At least he's not ruining
my vibes this time.
395
00:15:16,047 --> 00:15:17,246
Are you burning sage?
396
00:15:17,248 --> 00:15:19,315
Imogen's allergic, stop.
397
00:15:19,317 --> 00:15:20,550
I'm trying to.
398
00:15:23,321 --> 00:15:25,722
Does your breath smell like canned cheese?
399
00:15:25,724 --> 00:15:27,757
You know, like nerd kryptonite?
400
00:15:27,759 --> 00:15:28,594
No.
401
00:15:31,296 --> 00:15:32,494
Okay, yeah.
402
00:15:32,496 --> 00:15:34,664
But breath aside, I
think my plan's working.
403
00:15:34,666 --> 00:15:36,431
Yeah, yeah, that stuff's
interesting now, get out.
404
00:15:36,433 --> 00:15:37,467
What?
405
00:15:37,469 --> 00:15:38,667
Dakota, why?
406
00:15:38,669 --> 00:15:41,270
I have an appointment, and
I'd rather keep it private.
407
00:15:41,272 --> 00:15:45,440
You know, client privilege.
408
00:15:45,442 --> 00:15:46,776
Guru Dakota, help me.
409
00:15:46,778 --> 00:15:48,143
I'm in love with my neighbor and
410
00:15:48,145 --> 00:15:49,746
she doesn't even know I exist.
411
00:15:49,748 --> 00:15:52,515
Oh, I brought payment.
412
00:15:52,517 --> 00:15:53,715
My dad's a cobbler.
413
00:15:53,717 --> 00:15:57,387
Ooh, I'mma look all John Smith in these.
414
00:15:57,389 --> 00:15:58,554
Duty calls.
415
00:15:58,556 --> 00:16:00,189
Don't judge me.
416
00:16:00,191 --> 00:16:01,523
Fine, whatever.
417
00:16:01,525 --> 00:16:03,092
I don't need your stupid advice,
418
00:16:03,094 --> 00:16:05,427
because I already gave
myself the best advice ever.
419
00:16:05,429 --> 00:16:06,396
Before I go test my theory,
420
00:16:06,398 --> 00:16:10,465
I'm gonna go get one last dose of science.
421
00:16:10,467 --> 00:16:13,036
That's a metaphor for sex.
422
00:16:17,442 --> 00:16:19,374
- Release me before she cries.
- My wrists are bleeding.
423
00:16:19,376 --> 00:16:20,776
- This was not fun handcuffs.
- I'm this close to fisting
424
00:16:20,778 --> 00:16:23,546
a wood chipper, Miss
Cardigan, please, please.
425
00:16:23,548 --> 00:16:25,214
Wow.
426
00:16:25,216 --> 00:16:27,449
I take it we're having some
trouble with the exercise, huh?
427
00:16:27,451 --> 00:16:29,518
That is an understatement.
428
00:16:29,520 --> 00:16:32,254
Well maybe the exercise isn't the problem.
429
00:16:32,256 --> 00:16:34,323
Maybe it's this relationship.
430
00:16:34,325 --> 00:16:35,358
No, no, no, no, no.
431
00:16:35,360 --> 00:16:38,094
I mean, we have been
together for three years.
432
00:16:38,096 --> 00:16:40,162
We're not gonna just throw it all away
433
00:16:40,164 --> 00:16:42,131
because of a little bump in the road.
434
00:16:42,133 --> 00:16:46,636
We still love each other, right babe?
435
00:16:48,605 --> 00:16:50,440
I mean, like.
436
00:16:50,442 --> 00:16:54,176
You still want me sexually, right babe?
437
00:16:54,178 --> 00:16:55,014
I, uh.
438
00:16:57,315 --> 00:16:58,781
We're gonna work this out, right babe?
439
00:16:58,783 --> 00:17:00,148
Oh god.
440
00:17:00,150 --> 00:17:02,551
Oh god, oh god, okay, oh god, oh god!
441
00:17:02,553 --> 00:17:03,786
Oh, okay.
442
00:17:03,788 --> 00:17:06,189
Um, I'm so sorry, I just remembered,
443
00:17:06,191 --> 00:17:08,760
I gotta go tickle with the guys.
444
00:17:10,428 --> 00:17:11,526
Wow.
445
00:17:11,528 --> 00:17:12,527
I'd like to hear more about that,
446
00:17:12,529 --> 00:17:14,396
you know what I'm saying?
447
00:17:20,505 --> 00:17:23,275
Time.
448
00:17:24,541 --> 00:17:25,576
Yes.
449
00:17:29,713 --> 00:17:32,815
Oh my god, I didn't think
I could do it, but damn it.
450
00:17:32,817 --> 00:17:34,417
I did it.
451
00:17:34,419 --> 00:17:35,254
97%.
452
00:17:36,386 --> 00:17:37,652
What?
453
00:17:37,654 --> 00:17:39,488
I got an A.
454
00:17:39,490 --> 00:17:40,590
You got an A.
455
00:17:40,592 --> 00:17:41,524
I got an A.
456
00:17:41,526 --> 00:17:42,725
- I got an A.
- You got an A.
457
00:17:48,465 --> 00:17:50,565
Jeepers, I didn't know I knew
this much about troll caves.
458
00:17:50,567 --> 00:17:52,200
Okay, can you just call it a vagina?
459
00:17:52,202 --> 00:17:53,538
I would never.
460
00:17:54,506 --> 00:17:56,605
- I'm going to go call my mom.
- Mm-hmm.
461
00:17:56,607 --> 00:17:58,440
And I'm gonna tell her of all the horrors
462
00:17:58,442 --> 00:18:00,142
that you exposed me to.
463
00:18:00,144 --> 00:18:03,345
And that'll just prove to her that home
464
00:18:03,347 --> 00:18:04,713
is the best place for school.
465
00:18:04,715 --> 00:18:05,547
Good.
466
00:18:05,549 --> 00:18:06,716
- Good.
- Good.
467
00:18:06,718 --> 00:18:07,549
- Good.
- Good.
468
00:18:07,551 --> 00:18:08,586
Good.
469
00:18:11,221 --> 00:18:11,853
Hey, Greer?
470
00:18:11,855 --> 00:18:13,555
Yeah?
471
00:18:13,557 --> 00:18:17,362
Thank you, for teaching
me what my mom wouldn't.
472
00:18:18,563 --> 00:18:19,598
Bye.
473
00:18:21,633 --> 00:18:24,333
Stupid bitch.
474
00:18:28,673 --> 00:18:29,738
Whoa, breaks.
475
00:18:29,740 --> 00:18:32,341
Come on, we've been
making out for 30 minutes.
476
00:18:32,343 --> 00:18:33,241
30 minutes?
477
00:18:33,243 --> 00:18:33,875
Great.
478
00:18:33,877 --> 00:18:35,146
Hold, please.
479
00:18:37,949 --> 00:18:40,650
Okay, where were we?
480
00:18:40,652 --> 00:18:41,950
Dude, not happening.
481
00:18:41,952 --> 00:18:43,352
All right.
482
00:18:43,354 --> 00:18:45,353
All right, now let's get sloppy, Joe.
483
00:18:45,355 --> 00:18:46,389
It's Pete.
484
00:18:46,391 --> 00:18:47,623
Whatever.
485
00:18:47,625 --> 00:18:49,624
This one needs to be for the win.
486
00:18:49,626 --> 00:18:52,527
Get off of my sister.
487
00:18:52,529 --> 00:18:53,696
You promised.
488
00:18:53,698 --> 00:18:56,199
I am genuinely so sorry
for what's about to happen.
489
00:18:56,201 --> 00:18:57,533
Listen, I'm gonna be real with you, okay.
490
00:18:57,535 --> 00:18:58,668
It's been a long day.
491
00:18:58,670 --> 00:18:59,735
And I'm excited for this.
492
00:19:05,777 --> 00:19:08,344
Andie, I checked with Dakota
to find out where you were,
493
00:19:08,346 --> 00:19:09,545
because I think your brother is gonna...
494
00:19:09,547 --> 00:19:11,479
Courtney, my plate's a little
on the full side right now.
495
00:19:11,481 --> 00:19:13,216
Right, yeah, I know, that's why I'm here.
496
00:19:13,218 --> 00:19:14,650
When Dakota texted and said you
497
00:19:14,652 --> 00:19:15,785
were in the band room I freaked,
498
00:19:15,787 --> 00:19:17,987
because Alec always comes
here after school to fart.
499
00:19:17,989 --> 00:19:19,421
The acoustics.
500
00:19:19,423 --> 00:19:20,855
Anyways, I realized he was gonna catch you
501
00:19:20,857 --> 00:19:22,490
in the middle of plan pheromone,
502
00:19:22,492 --> 00:19:24,559
and I wanted to warn you, but.
503
00:19:24,561 --> 00:19:25,827
Am I too late?
504
00:19:25,829 --> 00:19:28,463
Yeah, but you know what, it's all good.
505
00:19:28,465 --> 00:19:30,932
I feel really bad for
what's going on out there.
506
00:19:32,002 --> 00:19:33,702
Ow!
507
00:19:33,704 --> 00:19:35,337
I think my plan worked, and
I'm about to go test it, so.
508
00:19:36,273 --> 00:19:37,675
Ugh, thank god.
509
00:19:38,776 --> 00:19:40,575
Finally, a quiet room.
510
00:19:40,577 --> 00:19:43,979
You know my followers
are some greedy needies.
511
00:19:43,981 --> 00:19:46,414
They cannot get enough of my wisdom.
512
00:19:46,416 --> 00:19:48,250
Mama needs a a break.
513
00:19:48,252 --> 00:19:49,651
Well Mom, Mom!
514
00:19:49,653 --> 00:19:51,286
Mom, I can't hear.
515
00:19:51,288 --> 00:19:53,421
Okay, let me just move
further into the band room.
516
00:19:53,423 --> 00:19:54,789
Imogen, what are you doing?
517
00:19:54,791 --> 00:19:56,558
Oh, hi.
518
00:19:56,560 --> 00:19:58,693
I usually get really
good reception in here.
519
00:19:58,695 --> 00:20:00,796
I think it's your phones blocking mine.
520
00:20:00,798 --> 00:20:02,265
Can you guys leave?
521
00:20:02,267 --> 00:20:04,667
My mom and I have our 3 o'clock gab.
522
00:20:04,669 --> 00:20:06,669
Well this room is supes multi-purposed.
523
00:20:06,671 --> 00:20:08,536
Your turn, little sister.
524
00:20:08,538 --> 00:20:09,738
I have to go, Mom.
525
00:20:09,740 --> 00:20:11,940
What, are you gonna shove
a flugelhorn up my butt now?
526
00:20:11,942 --> 00:20:12,874
Maybe.
527
00:20:12,876 --> 00:20:14,376
Don't change the subject.
528
00:20:14,378 --> 00:20:15,811
What are you doing in my fartatorium
529
00:20:15,813 --> 00:20:18,581
letting that jazz boy
play your mouth flute?
530
00:20:18,583 --> 00:20:19,882
Fartatorium.
531
00:20:19,884 --> 00:20:22,651
Creative and gross.
532
00:20:22,653 --> 00:20:23,652
This is unreal.
533
00:20:23,654 --> 00:20:26,588
You know, I actually thought.
534
00:20:26,590 --> 00:20:27,690
No, of course not.
535
00:20:27,692 --> 00:20:28,990
So stupid.
536
00:20:28,992 --> 00:20:29,827
What?
537
00:20:31,028 --> 00:20:32,795
I thought that I could have one day
538
00:20:32,797 --> 00:20:34,729
where I didn't have to deal with you.
539
00:20:34,731 --> 00:20:35,930
One day where I could just be
540
00:20:35,932 --> 00:20:37,732
a normal sophomore girl.
541
00:20:37,734 --> 00:20:39,401
One day where I could forget that
542
00:20:39,403 --> 00:20:41,804
I had the world's worst big brother.
543
00:20:41,806 --> 00:20:43,005
What?
544
00:20:43,007 --> 00:20:43,838
No.
545
00:20:43,840 --> 00:20:44,940
I'm the greatest...
546
00:20:44,942 --> 00:20:46,709
I'm all grown up now.
547
00:20:46,711 --> 00:20:48,443
And you're either gonna
need to get on board,
548
00:20:48,445 --> 00:20:49,711
or get out of my life.
549
00:20:49,713 --> 00:20:50,848
Choice is yours.
550
00:20:53,084 --> 00:20:54,286
Ooh.
551
00:20:57,355 --> 00:20:57,987
Hey.
552
00:20:57,989 --> 00:20:58,821
I just got your text.
553
00:20:58,823 --> 00:20:59,654
What's up?
554
00:20:59,656 --> 00:21:00,890
Oh Josh, perfect.
555
00:21:00,892 --> 00:21:01,824
Could you just, this is gonna sound weird,
556
00:21:01,826 --> 00:21:02,792
but come here for a second.
557
00:21:02,794 --> 00:21:03,695
Oh, okay.
558
00:21:09,701 --> 00:21:11,967
Do you just want me to stand here,
559
00:21:11,969 --> 00:21:13,505
or do something?
560
00:21:14,838 --> 00:21:15,904
Nope.
561
00:21:15,906 --> 00:21:17,873
You're good.
562
00:21:17,875 --> 00:21:18,710
See ya.
563
00:21:21,479 --> 00:21:22,711
Good talk.
564
00:21:24,949 --> 00:21:26,752
Way to go, Andie.
565
00:21:28,385 --> 00:21:29,352
Your brother sucks.
566
00:21:29,354 --> 00:21:32,857
You go girl.
567
00:21:36,426 --> 00:21:38,393
Um, what did we just witness?
568
00:21:38,395 --> 00:21:39,562
Maybe you're the guru.
569
00:21:39,564 --> 00:21:40,863
I want whatever Kool-Aid you drinkin'.
570
00:21:40,865 --> 00:21:42,465
That was incredible.
571
00:21:42,467 --> 00:21:44,799
Your brother is still
saying what on repeat.
572
00:21:44,801 --> 00:21:45,867
Did the pheromones give you
573
00:21:45,869 --> 00:21:47,402
some type of inner spidey strength?
574
00:21:47,404 --> 00:21:48,571
Yeah, are you over Josh?
575
00:21:48,573 --> 00:21:49,872
Let's just say,
576
00:21:49,874 --> 00:21:51,907
I'm looking forward to
the rest of this semester.
577
00:21:51,909 --> 00:21:53,476
Yeah!
578
00:21:53,478 --> 00:21:54,809
? Want to be free
579
00:21:54,811 --> 00:21:56,946
? I never had the chance to be me
580
00:21:56,948 --> 00:21:59,414
? 'Cause all that I could ever could see
581
00:21:59,416 --> 00:22:01,683
? That you're the only
one that makes me happy
582
00:22:01,685 --> 00:22:03,885
? I think I really want to be free
583
00:22:03,887 --> 00:22:05,988
? I never had the chance to be me
584
00:22:05,990 --> 00:22:09,894
? 'Cause all that I could ever
585
00:22:24,509 --> 00:22:27,476
Put this dream away, Shaw.
586
00:22:27,478 --> 00:22:28,480
Put it away.
587
00:22:29,846 --> 00:22:30,746
? And you're never gonna
588
00:22:30,748 --> 00:22:34,682
? get much that way boy
589
00:22:34,684 --> 00:22:38,988
? 'Cause you're never
gonna get seen through me
590
00:22:38,990 --> 00:22:43,758
? And you're never
gonna get much that way boy
591
00:22:43,760 --> 00:22:48,596
? 'Cause you're never
gonna get seen through me
592
00:22:48,598 --> 00:22:50,632
? I think I really want to be free
593
00:22:50,634 --> 00:22:52,802
? I never had the chance to be me
594
00:22:52,804 --> 00:22:54,903
? 'Cause all that I could ever could see
595
00:22:54,905 --> 00:22:57,105
? That you're the only
one that makes me happy
596
00:22:57,107 --> 00:22:59,642
? I think I really want to be free
597
00:22:59,644 --> 00:23:01,943
? I never had the chance to be me
598
00:23:01,945 --> 00:23:03,946
? 'Cause all that I could ever could see
599
00:23:03,948 --> 00:23:05,648
? That you're the only one
600
00:23:05,698 --> 00:23:10,248
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