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Previously on "Foursome"...
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So, big surprise, Alec is
still repelling my prospects,
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but, silver lining, my foursome
is totally squad goals.
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They've been having my back
in a major way.
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Example: Courtney's
been around more.
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I'm going with
it's because she's a pal,
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and not because
there's obvious tension
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between she and my brother.
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Even Josh is covering for me.
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He's finally starting to
see me as a real person,
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which is stellar,
because "real person"
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is one step closer to
"potential girlfriend."
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Hola, clase.
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all: Hola, Professor Tarr.
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Okay, okay.
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Now as you know,
today is partner quiz day.
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What you may not know
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is that I'm terrified
of miniature horses.
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Absolutely terrified.
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Now we have a couple
who are going first.
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Artura and Jes�s.
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They have picked husband
and wife grocery shopping.
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Okay!
Huh?
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Now remember your tenses,
take in your titles,
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take in your surroundings
as well.
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Okay, guys, ready?
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Let's go.
Empezar!
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Come on!
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Um...
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HELLO, HUSBAND.
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THANK YOU FOR LETTING ME GROCERY.
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Good.
Good effort.
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YES, WIFE.
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Uh-huh.
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I LIKE TO FOOD,
ESPECIALLY STEAK.
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Ahh, steak.
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I gave up steak.
I've given up steak.
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Um...
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I LIKE MARRIED TO YOU
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YOU COOK ME FOOD
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...BECAUSE OF MARRIAGE.
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WHERE IS THE BATHROOM MY SISTER?
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NOT IN MY HOUSE!
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TRAITOR OF FLESH!
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FREE SNOW CONES FOR ALL THE CHILDREN!
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Uh, I need a glass of wine.
Wow.
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I did not expect
that brother twist.
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The jealousy!
Whoa!
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What?
He's not even in this class.
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Oh, I'm everywhere,
Hermanita.
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Ah!
Did the, "Hermanita."
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Wow, this is better than
"Jane the Virgin."
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APPLAUSE! APPLAUSE!
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Good job!
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- Whoa.
- No, you're good.
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- Whoa! Okay.
- APPLAUSE!
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- Okay.
- APPLAUSE!
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Okay, okay.
She's gone, okay.
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Whoa.
Where's the fire?
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Oh, no, no.
No fire.
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I'm just headed
to the bathroom.
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Oh, well,
I won't stop you.
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To check my lip gloss,
not to,
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you know, actually use it.
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I know I'm not a mirror,
but it looks nice from here.
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I mean, it's, you know,
it's on your lips.
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It's not all over your face.
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Oh, yeah, thanks.
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Someone talking
to my sister?
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- Got ya!
- Ah, you did, yeah.
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Yo, your faces.
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Yo, like I'd be worried
about Josh.
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No, I know you'd
never be DTF with JV.
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Varsity only.
Can I get an amen?
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JV second string!
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Freshman bedtime!
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Freshman bed...
Court?
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Courtney!
Baby, baby, Courtney!
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Babe! Babe!
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Babe!
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both: Oh, no.
What's wrong?
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My brother is the worst.
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Oh, goodie.
Something new and exciting.
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Alec is out of control.
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- He showed up in my class today.
- Again?
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Now Alec is going extra insane
because my mom's out of town,
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and then he embarrassed me
in front of Josh
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and Josh went along with it.
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God, I am so sick of guys.
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Andie, really?
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You wouldn't be sick of them
if you had none,
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you greedy bitch.
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Kota, is there something
you want to talk about?
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Um, I'm going through
a little bit of a dry spell,
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and, um, I'm finding it
very difficult to accept, okay?
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Really?
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That sounds like we need
a guys-free night.
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And this is perfect
'cause my mom's out of town,
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so we can totally have
a slumber party!
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Okay, yes, super.
I'm in.
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Oh, not me.
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What?
Why?
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Um, because, you know,
my mom, you know,
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doesn't like me to sleep out
and she just, like,
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always likes to know
where I'm at, and, you know,
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she's, like,
really overprotective.
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- Hello?
- And she thinks I have
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- an allergy to down comforters...
- Hi, Mrs. Hillenshine.
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Is it okay if Imogen
sleeps over tonight?
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Awesome.
Thank you.
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Okay.
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I've never been
to a co-ed sleepover before.
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Alec lives with you,
and what if he, like,
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sleepwalks and then has, like,
a wet dream inside of me?
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"Well, Imogen's pregnant."
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I don't think
that's how it works, no.
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I don't think
that's how that works.
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And I know the tricks
people play on each other
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at sleepovers
and I want no part of it!
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Now listen to me.
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I've had a lousy day
and I need my friends...
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all of my friends, Imogen...
to come over tonight
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and do facemasks and giggles.
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It's gonna be a fun night,
damn it!
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I mean, I already said yes.
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I mean, I'm free as a bird,
so...
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Great.
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Okay, um, you guys,
I got no reply
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to my Scratch on ManKitty,
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and, um, no response
to my three Stubble...
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- oh, my God!
- What? What... What's happened?
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There is someone 20 feet away
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- from me on ManKitty.
- So?
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So that means
I don't recognize this name.
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It's, like, "Doctor Saltzman."
I don't know.
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This person is
totally Clark Kenting.
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That means they have
a fake name.
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I mean, I have one too.
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I mean, I'm Jaguar Tinsel.
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Look, I know everyone
at Brayer's ManKitty alias,
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which means this guy
is a stranger.
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Oh, my God.
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Which means he is
still in the closet!
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No, uh, wait.
I thought that was a bad thing.
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No, he likes to hook up with
the closeted high schoolers.
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Oh, my holy grail!
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Joe Herman.
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No way!
Like, Joe Herman?
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The swimmer Joe Herman?
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He's gay?
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That is right.
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I'm gonna message him right now.
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Ah! Look.
Instant reply.
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- WANNA MEET TONIGHT?
- 10 PM? FYI I'M NOT A REAL DOCTOR
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The date is on.
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See, my date with him
isn't till 10:00.
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So what I'm gonna do is,
you know,
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hang around with you guys,
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drink all
of your brother's booze,
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and then later on,
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let the doctor check
my temperature.
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Perfect.
So we're all in.
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Wait.
Where is Courtney?
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Courtney?
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We gonna talk about
what happened?
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Nothing happened.
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You know, last night,
when we...
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I don't know
what you mean.
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Look, Courtney, please.
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I'm not happy
about this either, okay?
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I just... I think we just need
to both just say it out loud.
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I can't.
I won't.
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- Please go.
- Fine, fine.
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I'll say it.
I'll say it.
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Uh, here we go.
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Uh, last night, we...
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I, uh, I slipped...
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Into your butt!
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Well, it was dark!
She was lubed up!
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- I didn't know where I was going!
- You can tell the difference!
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Okay, I feel so bad, baby.
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I should have let you bidet,
huh?
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Yeah, a gentlemen always
lets his woman bidet.
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Shh!
I'm late for ass.
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I mean class.
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Bye, Court!
I love you, babe!
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- Hey, you guys.
- Weird.
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I was literally just asking
where you were.
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Anyway, we're having a girls'
night at my place tonight.
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You in?
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Uh, girls' night means
no boys, right?
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Like, no Alec or whatever?
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Yeah, no Alec.
He's a boy.
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Yeah, definitely.
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And he's being
so annoying today.
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He totally embarrassed me
in front of Jo...
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Ring! Ring!
Hello?
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- Who is it?
- Wrong number.
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- Yeah, wrong number, yeah.
- Wrong number, yeah.
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- Wrong number.
- I hate that.
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Yeah, so annoying.
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Anyway, what's going on
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with you and my brother?
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Nothing.
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You know, we're fine.
Hmm.
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I don't want to talk about it,
okay?
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Courtney, chill out.
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I'll just tell him to go sleep
at Josh's tonight.
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And if he's still there
by the time you get here, I'll...
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I'll just sneak you
in the back door.
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Front door!
Front door only.
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Okay.
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So it's on?
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Girls' night!
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- Woo-hoo.
- Yay.
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I'm a boy,
but I'll be there.
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- Oh.
- Pay attention, man.
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- I'm playing alone here.
- Oh, I'm sorry.
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I must have been distracted
by the cheerleader
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doing the splits
while eyeballing your balls.
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Mmm. She's so hot!
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Yo, why aren't you
tapping that, man?
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I want you.
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I mean, she's really hot, man,
but she's, you know,
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probably high maintenance
or something.
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- You hanging out with Courtney?
- Whoa. Wait.
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Why you mentioning Courtney?
Did she say something?
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You know, man, I don't know
what's going on with her lately.
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- She's probably all hormoned up.
- All right, I didn't...
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I don't know what
she's talking about lately.
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I didn't talk
to Courtney, no.
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You seem... you seem pretty...
pretty tweaky.
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- You all right?
- Yeah. I mean, no, yeah.
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I'm good, I'm good, I'm good.
I just...
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I think I'm on chick overload
lately, man.
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You know, between my mom,
Andie, Courtney,
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I need a break,
you know?
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Oh, yo, that's right!
My mom's out of town, dog.
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You should come over tonight.
We can game it up.
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Boys' night!
Boys' night!
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- Andie gonna be there?
- I don't know.
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Who cares?
If she is,
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we can lock her in her room
or send her
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to our Mormon neighbor's house.
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Cool, man.
Yeah, I'll be over at 10:00.
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I'll get my brother to get us
some beer or something.
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Alec.
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Oh, that's... that's gross, man.
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I'll catch you later.
250
00:10:03,668 --> 00:10:07,771
Oh, nice boner.
251
00:10:11,342 --> 00:10:13,108
Alec: Beer!
Josh: Pizza!
252
00:10:13,110 --> 00:10:15,210
Alec: Man pants!
Josh: Video games!
253
00:10:15,212 --> 00:10:17,781
Alec: Karen!
254
00:10:17,783 --> 00:10:19,382
What do you want to do
with Karen?
255
00:10:19,384 --> 00:10:21,283
I don't know.
256
00:10:21,285 --> 00:10:23,052
both: Boys' night!
257
00:10:25,090 --> 00:10:27,390
Andie: Face masks!
Courtney: "Cosmo"!
258
00:10:27,392 --> 00:10:29,358
Dakota: Nail polish!
259
00:10:29,360 --> 00:10:32,197
Chainsaw!
260
00:10:34,700 --> 00:10:36,266
all: Girls' night!
261
00:10:41,740 --> 00:10:43,305
Boys' night!
262
00:10:43,307 --> 00:10:45,141
Aah!
263
00:11:10,168 --> 00:11:11,868
That a tumbleweed?
264
00:11:11,870 --> 00:11:15,003
We're having a girls' night.
Leave.
265
00:11:15,005 --> 00:11:17,306
We are having a dude chill.
266
00:11:17,308 --> 00:11:19,408
No one wants you here,
you frickin' tampon.
267
00:11:19,410 --> 00:11:21,877
Alec, I texted you
to sleep at Josh's.
268
00:11:21,879 --> 00:11:24,046
Oh, well,
I have your number blocked.
269
00:11:24,048 --> 00:11:26,983
Okay, well,
there are more of us, Alec.
270
00:11:26,985 --> 00:11:28,951
Oh, hey,
that's a good point.
271
00:11:28,953 --> 00:11:31,087
You know, maybe I'll call Mom
and tell her
272
00:11:31,089 --> 00:11:32,888
just how many of you there are.
273
00:11:32,890 --> 00:11:34,424
Alec, just... just let 'em
hang out with us.
274
00:11:34,426 --> 00:11:36,258
No, no, Josh, let me finish.
Let me finish.
275
00:11:36,260 --> 00:11:38,161
Remember her rule,
little sister.
276
00:11:38,163 --> 00:11:40,363
More than two makes a party.
277
00:11:40,365 --> 00:11:42,198
Okay, well, you know,
I better be getting home
278
00:11:42,200 --> 00:11:43,800
'cause I don't want
to stick around and get,
279
00:11:43,802 --> 00:11:46,335
you know, slapped with a fish
or whatever.
280
00:11:46,337 --> 00:11:48,905
- Okay, bye!
- I'll give you a ride.
281
00:11:48,907 --> 00:11:50,540
No, no, baby, baby, don't go.
Um, listen.
282
00:11:50,542 --> 00:11:52,242
- Don't manhandle me, Alec!
- I'm sorry.
283
00:11:52,244 --> 00:11:54,511
Uh, I know I told you
I wouldn't bring up.
284
00:11:54,513 --> 00:11:56,045
You are bringing it up
right now.
285
00:11:56,047 --> 00:11:58,314
Like, literally right now,
Alec, you're bringing it up.
286
00:11:58,316 --> 00:12:00,315
- Mm-hmm, I know.
- Ugh!
287
00:12:00,317 --> 00:12:02,852
- Let's go!
- No, no, no, no, no!
288
00:12:02,854 --> 00:12:04,286
We'll play you
for the living room.
289
00:12:04,288 --> 00:12:05,988
- Us four against you two.
- Mm-hmm.
290
00:12:05,990 --> 00:12:07,290
And I'll play referee because
I'm the best
291
00:12:07,292 --> 00:12:08,791
at everything
and I just feel like
292
00:12:08,793 --> 00:12:10,459
picking teams
would just be so unfair.
293
00:12:10,461 --> 00:12:12,962
Well, thank God
I Googled some helpful hints.
294
00:12:14,231 --> 00:12:16,431
Rule number one
for sleepover success:
295
00:12:16,433 --> 00:12:18,066
stay awake.
296
00:12:22,807 --> 00:12:25,041
- Ugh!
- Oh, wow.
297
00:12:25,043 --> 00:12:26,975
Tonight's about to get
real weird.
298
00:12:26,977 --> 00:12:30,445
We pick the game.
Are You Nervous?
299
00:12:30,447 --> 00:12:33,248
And we pick Imogen.
300
00:12:33,250 --> 00:12:35,517
Fine.
301
00:12:35,519 --> 00:12:38,021
Rule number two
for sleepover success:
302
00:12:38,023 --> 00:12:39,321
layer up.
303
00:12:39,323 --> 00:12:41,056
Limited access
to your brassiere.
304
00:12:41,058 --> 00:12:42,592
No one wants to see
your brassiere.
305
00:12:42,594 --> 00:12:45,962
I do.
Game on, Imogen.
306
00:12:47,966 --> 00:12:51,133
It's kind of hot,
don't you think?
307
00:12:51,135 --> 00:12:55,305
Is it... is it getting hot
in here, Imogen?
308
00:12:55,307 --> 00:12:58,174
Do you feel kind of hot,
Imogen?
309
00:13:02,913 --> 00:13:05,448
- I'm nervous!
- Yes!
310
00:13:05,450 --> 00:13:07,282
Mark it on the board, Dakota.
311
00:13:07,284 --> 00:13:10,420
- First point, gentlemen.
- I already did.
312
00:13:10,422 --> 00:13:12,155
I mean, as soon as y'all
picked Imogen,
313
00:13:12,157 --> 00:13:14,324
I already knew to automatically
give y'all a point.
314
00:13:14,326 --> 00:13:17,359
Imogen, are you sure
you want to do that?
315
00:13:17,361 --> 00:13:19,027
Those make you kind of crazy.
316
00:13:19,029 --> 00:13:20,496
Yes, I'm sure, Andie.
317
00:13:20,498 --> 00:13:23,035
I'm not gonna be the first
person to fall asleep.
318
00:13:27,105 --> 00:13:29,037
Rule number three
for sleepover success:
319
00:13:29,039 --> 00:13:30,540
charge yourself like a battery.
320
00:13:30,542 --> 00:13:33,542
People fear energy.
321
00:13:34,613 --> 00:13:36,613
She's got a point.
322
00:13:36,615 --> 00:13:38,480
She's definitely scaring me.
323
00:13:38,482 --> 00:13:40,315
All right, girls, you're up.
324
00:13:40,317 --> 00:13:42,185
We choose Flip Cup!
325
00:13:42,187 --> 00:13:44,653
Courtney, WTF?
We're playing against two dudes.
326
00:13:44,655 --> 00:13:47,089
You should've chose, like,
Shopping Insanity or something.
327
00:13:47,091 --> 00:13:49,392
A of all, that's sexist.
328
00:13:49,394 --> 00:13:51,361
And B of all,
I'm in college.
329
00:13:51,363 --> 00:13:54,296
I major in all things beer.
330
00:13:54,298 --> 00:13:55,531
I have a drinking problem.
331
00:13:56,567 --> 00:13:58,001
Big mistake, ladies.
332
00:13:58,003 --> 00:14:01,373
Andie, beer, kitchen, now.
333
00:14:03,541 --> 00:14:04,674
I can... I can
help you carry those.
334
00:14:04,676 --> 00:14:06,242
Oh, no, you don't have to.
335
00:14:06,244 --> 00:14:08,645
I can get it.
I mean, unless you want to.
336
00:14:08,647 --> 00:14:10,412
- Oh.
- Whatever you want.
337
00:14:10,414 --> 00:14:12,382
Whatever I want...
is that an offer?
338
00:14:12,384 --> 00:14:14,249
- Mm, yes.
- Andie!
339
00:14:14,251 --> 00:14:18,022
Beer! Now!
340
00:14:19,323 --> 00:14:21,056
Classic rules:
two people per team,
341
00:14:21,058 --> 00:14:22,157
six cups, three beers.
342
00:14:22,159 --> 00:14:23,660
Hmm, sorry, Imogen.
343
00:14:23,662 --> 00:14:26,128
Oh, no, it's cool.
I'm just gonna lay here
344
00:14:26,130 --> 00:14:28,230
and play Light as a Feather,
Stiff as a Board by myself.
345
00:14:28,232 --> 00:14:30,599
Ahh.
346
00:14:30,601 --> 00:14:32,200
Light as a feather,
stiff as a board,
347
00:14:32,202 --> 00:14:34,237
light as a feather,
stiff as a board...
348
00:14:34,239 --> 00:14:37,706
- That's weird.
- I'm uncomfortable.
349
00:14:37,708 --> 00:14:41,511
Okay, everybody, lock eyes.
350
00:14:45,115 --> 00:14:47,349
Longer...
351
00:14:47,351 --> 00:14:49,584
Longer...
352
00:14:52,524 --> 00:14:54,123
Longer...
353
00:14:56,961 --> 00:14:58,261
Longer...
354
00:14:58,263 --> 00:14:59,295
- Come on!
- Dakota, seriously...
355
00:15:00,398 --> 00:15:02,198
O-okay, go!
356
00:15:02,200 --> 00:15:03,266
Come on, Andie,
let's go, go, go.
357
00:15:03,268 --> 00:15:04,700
No, drink, Josh, drink!
358
00:15:04,702 --> 00:15:06,234
- All right, all right.
- Chug, chug, chug.
359
00:15:06,236 --> 00:15:07,570
Chug, chug, chug, chug, chug!
Yes!
360
00:15:07,572 --> 00:15:10,006
Flip!
361
00:15:10,008 --> 00:15:12,141
Okay, really gentle,
like you're massaging it...
362
00:15:13,378 --> 00:15:15,177
- Go, go, go!
- Go, go, go, go, flip!
363
00:15:15,179 --> 00:15:16,478
Oh, God.
Just pick it up.
364
00:15:16,480 --> 00:15:18,046
Andie, you suck at
so many things.
365
00:15:18,048 --> 00:15:21,550
Boom!
366
00:15:21,552 --> 00:15:24,686
Yeah!
367
00:15:24,688 --> 00:15:28,056
Uh-oh, Josh, looks like
we're catching up.
368
00:15:28,058 --> 00:15:31,029
Guess it's whatever I want.
369
00:15:34,666 --> 00:15:37,233
Now.
370
00:15:37,235 --> 00:15:38,767
What are you talking about?
371
00:15:38,769 --> 00:15:40,536
Are you getting drunk
off of half a beer?
372
00:15:40,538 --> 00:15:42,070
Put it down, Andie!
373
00:15:42,072 --> 00:15:43,539
- Alec...
- What, no, no, no, no.
374
00:15:43,541 --> 00:15:45,174
Drunk girls are loose.
375
00:15:45,176 --> 00:15:46,175
Go play Make Pretend
with Imogen.
376
00:15:46,177 --> 00:15:48,611
No, Alec, Alec, Alec...
377
00:15:48,613 --> 00:15:50,412
It's cool, man.
It's us.
378
00:15:50,414 --> 00:15:51,680
All right, it's better
this happens here
379
00:15:51,682 --> 00:15:54,617
than at some party
with random guys.
380
00:15:54,619 --> 00:15:57,552
Fine, fine, but this is
a one time only special,
381
00:15:57,554 --> 00:16:00,323
'cause I am such
a nice big brother.
382
00:16:00,325 --> 00:16:02,557
Get it, girl!
Unh!
383
00:16:07,365 --> 00:16:11,600
Go!
384
00:16:11,602 --> 00:16:13,636
- Come on, Courtney, yes!
- Yes!
385
00:16:13,638 --> 00:16:16,406
- Aah!
- Oh!
386
00:16:16,408 --> 00:16:17,540
Come on, Courtney.
Come on, Court, come on, Court.
387
00:16:17,542 --> 00:16:18,775
Come on, Courtney!
388
00:16:18,777 --> 00:16:20,276
Really just get
under the bottom of it.
389
00:16:20,278 --> 00:16:22,145
Bounce with your knees,
not your butt.
390
00:16:22,147 --> 00:16:23,713
Oh, you gotta flip it
from the bottom.
391
00:16:23,715 --> 00:16:24,714
You touch the bottom.
392
00:16:24,716 --> 00:16:26,382
- I slipped.
- Ugh!
393
00:16:26,384 --> 00:16:28,050
I'll just sneak you
in the back door.
394
00:16:28,052 --> 00:16:29,352
Get underneath the bottom
of it, come on.
395
00:16:29,354 --> 00:16:32,358
That's it!
Okay, fine!
396
00:16:34,392 --> 00:16:38,427
Alec slipped it
into my butt...
397
00:16:38,429 --> 00:16:40,195
What?
398
00:16:40,197 --> 00:16:41,597
Courtney...
399
00:16:41,599 --> 00:16:43,733
Guess what, you guys?
400
00:16:43,735 --> 00:16:44,800
I liked it.
401
00:16:46,604 --> 00:16:48,337
I really liked it.
402
00:16:48,339 --> 00:16:50,172
You... you did?
403
00:16:50,174 --> 00:16:52,675
Yeah.
I did.
404
00:16:52,677 --> 00:16:54,743
Oh, my God,
you're so hot right now.
405
00:16:54,745 --> 00:16:55,377
We forfeit.
406
00:16:55,379 --> 00:16:57,847
Girls win.
Come here, baby.
407
00:16:59,417 --> 00:17:00,849
Oh, my God, ew.
408
00:17:04,288 --> 00:17:06,655
I love it when you tell me
what to do.
409
00:17:07,659 --> 00:17:09,158
Okay...
410
00:17:09,160 --> 00:17:10,759
I hate to pull
the referee card, guys,
411
00:17:10,761 --> 00:17:13,261
but it is my job to insist
we finish this thing.
412
00:17:13,263 --> 00:17:15,331
All right, so boys won
Are You Nervous?
413
00:17:15,333 --> 00:17:17,132
And girls won Flip Cup.
414
00:17:17,134 --> 00:17:20,670
So I suggest Foot Race.
415
00:17:20,672 --> 00:17:23,773
Uh, no, Josh is
obviously gonna win,
416
00:17:23,775 --> 00:17:25,874
and I've had
a little too much to drink.
417
00:17:25,876 --> 00:17:27,844
The rules are,
you must run
418
00:17:27,846 --> 00:17:30,513
from outside your house to
the bus stop, but...
419
00:17:30,515 --> 00:17:33,583
Only in your undies.
420
00:17:33,585 --> 00:17:35,485
- What?
- Yeah, I'm game if you are.
421
00:17:35,487 --> 00:17:39,889
I mean, yeah, yeah,
that's... that's cool, whatever.
422
00:17:39,891 --> 00:17:42,158
All right.
423
00:17:42,160 --> 00:17:43,325
Let's go.
424
00:17:43,327 --> 00:17:45,294
Oh, my gosh.
425
00:17:45,296 --> 00:17:47,662
- What are you doing?
- You a favor!
426
00:17:47,664 --> 00:17:50,600
You're delusional.
He's not interested.
427
00:17:50,602 --> 00:17:53,401
Well, I guess we have
to find out, don't we.
428
00:17:53,403 --> 00:17:54,402
Let's see your undies.
429
00:17:54,404 --> 00:17:55,571
No, stop...
430
00:17:55,573 --> 00:17:58,607
Andie, is that
a teal training bra?
431
00:17:58,609 --> 00:18:00,343
It was supposed to be
a girls night.
432
00:18:00,345 --> 00:18:03,712
Just go, just go change, okay?
Okay.
433
00:18:03,714 --> 00:18:06,150
Ooh... oh.
434
00:18:07,251 --> 00:18:10,353
- PANTS ARE COMMING OFF, WHERE ARE YOU?
- Oh, hey, Joe Herman. - ON MY WAY.
435
00:18:11,556 --> 00:18:12,691
Holy grail!
436
00:18:17,494 --> 00:18:18,594
Foot race.
437
00:18:18,596 --> 00:18:21,764
From here to that side and back.
438
00:18:21,766 --> 00:18:24,267
The only rule is...
439
00:18:24,269 --> 00:18:26,201
- There are no rules.
- Hey!
440
00:18:26,203 --> 00:18:27,472
Cheater!
441
00:18:29,507 --> 00:18:30,907
Oh!
442
00:18:30,909 --> 00:18:32,674
Oh, my God, are you okay?
443
00:18:32,676 --> 00:18:34,677
Oh, ow.
444
00:18:34,679 --> 00:18:36,245
Yeah, I'm fine.
445
00:18:36,247 --> 00:18:37,646
I'm fine.
446
00:18:37,648 --> 00:18:40,184
I'm okay.
447
00:18:44,689 --> 00:18:46,288
Even though tonight was
supposed to be a girls night,
448
00:18:46,290 --> 00:18:48,524
it was actually,
like, super fun.
449
00:18:48,526 --> 00:18:50,492
Like, super fun.
I had... I had a lot of fun.
450
00:18:50,494 --> 00:18:52,428
Yeah, I had fun too.
451
00:18:52,430 --> 00:18:54,630
I don't know if I'm saying
this because I drank too much,
452
00:18:54,632 --> 00:18:57,299
but if I puke, it'll be
totally worth it, right?
453
00:18:57,301 --> 00:18:59,401
Not that puking's fun,
but tonight was fun,
454
00:18:59,403 --> 00:19:00,670
and... did I mention
I had fun?
455
00:19:00,672 --> 00:19:02,705
- Dude, do you need to puke?
- No, I mean,
456
00:19:02,707 --> 00:19:04,574
I just probably shouldn't have
drank on a school night,
457
00:19:04,576 --> 00:19:06,475
and Alec's making me fail
Spanish as it is, and I just...
458
00:19:06,477 --> 00:19:08,710
Andie, just...
just take a breath.
459
00:19:08,712 --> 00:19:11,346
- Okay?
- Right. Sorry.
460
00:19:11,348 --> 00:19:14,482
I'm glad that we didn't bro
out tonight either, you know?
461
00:19:14,484 --> 00:19:17,687
You know, it's kind of cool
that you and I are...
462
00:19:17,689 --> 00:19:20,292
you know, becoming such...
463
00:19:23,493 --> 00:19:25,393
Uh, f-friends.
464
00:19:25,395 --> 00:19:29,864
Um, last one to the house
has to buy a pizza.
465
00:19:29,866 --> 00:19:30,865
I am gonna puke.
466
00:20:04,001 --> 00:20:06,434
Amateur.
467
00:20:29,727 --> 00:20:31,326
Damn it.
468
00:20:31,376 --> 00:20:35,926
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