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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:48,916 --> 00:00:53,087 Hi, hi, hi, hi. 2 00:00:54,588 --> 00:00:57,625 I'm X Ray Cat. I've got super powers. 3 00:00:57,691 --> 00:01:02,130 I can see through wooden doors with my X-ray vision. 4 00:01:02,196 --> 00:01:04,565 I can see the criminal on the other side. 5 00:01:04,632 --> 00:01:07,168 He can't see me, and he's committing crime. 6 00:01:07,235 --> 00:01:10,304 I come along and say, "I can see you!" He says, "You can't see me." 7 00:01:10,371 --> 00:01:14,875 I say, "Yes, I can with my... doo-doo-doo-doo... 8 00:01:14,942 --> 00:01:16,910 "X Ray... doo-doo-doo-doo... 9 00:01:16,977 --> 00:01:19,012 X Ray Cat." 10 00:01:19,079 --> 00:01:22,383 "You can't get me! You can't get me!" "Yes, I can. Yes, I can. 11 00:01:22,450 --> 00:01:24,752 Doo-doo-doo-doo. Yes, I can." 12 00:01:24,818 --> 00:01:27,555 See... the bananas? 13 00:01:27,621 --> 00:01:31,125 I know a banana who applied for a job as a telephone repairman. 14 00:01:31,192 --> 00:01:34,328 Guy came and said, "You want job here?" 15 00:01:34,395 --> 00:01:36,397 He said, "Yeah, I wanna get a job as a telephone repairman." 16 00:01:36,464 --> 00:01:40,368 He said, "You got the job! You got the job, buddy!" 17 00:01:40,434 --> 00:01:42,470 Then the beavers came. 18 00:01:42,536 --> 00:01:45,506 The beaver started yelling at other beaver. 19 00:01:45,573 --> 00:01:51,512 The beaver started yelling. He said, "You stupid beaver! 20 00:01:51,579 --> 00:01:53,914 You stupid!" 21 00:02:15,068 --> 00:02:18,138 Bye, Gord! Good luck! 22 00:02:32,019 --> 00:02:36,557 Hey! Get off that skateboard! 23 00:02:36,624 --> 00:02:39,460 * Too many problems Oh, why am I here * 24 00:02:39,527 --> 00:02:42,596 * I need to be me 'cause you're all too clear * 25 00:02:42,663 --> 00:02:45,566 * And I can see there's something wrong with you * I'm calling the cops! 26 00:02:45,633 --> 00:02:48,436 * But what do you expect me to do * 27 00:02:48,502 --> 00:02:51,839 * At least I gotta know what I wanna be * 28 00:02:51,905 --> 00:02:56,176 * Don't come to me if you need pity * 29 00:02:56,244 --> 00:02:58,479 * Are you lonely You got no one * 30 00:02:58,546 --> 00:03:02,182 * You got your body in suspension * 31 00:03:02,250 --> 00:03:04,017 * That's no problem * 32 00:03:04,084 --> 00:03:07,755 * Problem * 33 00:03:07,821 --> 00:03:11,425 * Problem The problem is you * 34 00:03:23,404 --> 00:03:26,707 * Eat your heart out on a plastic tray * 35 00:03:31,945 --> 00:03:35,716 * Problem * 36 00:03:35,783 --> 00:03:38,786 * Problem * 37 00:03:38,852 --> 00:03:43,257 * Problem The problem is you * 38 00:03:45,393 --> 00:03:49,963 Gordy, honey, I'm so sad you're leaving. 39 00:03:50,030 --> 00:03:53,100 Why are you moving to Los Angeles to work in a cheese factory? 40 00:03:53,166 --> 00:03:55,503 I'm not going to Hollywood just to work in a cheese sandwich factory. 41 00:03:55,569 --> 00:03:59,540 I'm going to shop my drawings. I'm gonna be a famous animator like Charles Schultz. 42 00:03:59,607 --> 00:04:01,975 You're gonna be fine. No, I'm gonna be like Charles Schultz. 43 00:04:02,042 --> 00:04:04,612 That's my boy! Confidence! 44 00:04:04,678 --> 00:04:07,147 You're a big man now. You got a job. 45 00:04:07,214 --> 00:04:09,683 Goddamn real job, Gord. 46 00:04:09,750 --> 00:04:12,453 You finally gave up on those stupid doodlings. 47 00:04:12,520 --> 00:04:14,588 They're not stupid. They're not stupid. 48 00:04:14,655 --> 00:04:17,458 Whatever, son. At least you're gettin' out of Daddy's basement. 49 00:04:17,525 --> 00:04:20,127 Shh, shh. He has a very nice job. 50 00:04:20,193 --> 00:04:23,664 Look at our little baby boy's all grown up. You come here. 51 00:04:23,731 --> 00:04:27,368 Mom, Mom, Mom, Mom! Mom, Mom, stop it. Baby, baby. 52 00:04:27,435 --> 00:04:29,370 Stop it. Mom, I'm a 28-year-old man. 53 00:04:29,437 --> 00:04:32,406 Hey, baby. You're a 28-year-old man! Ooo! 54 00:04:32,473 --> 00:04:35,576 Yeah, I'm a 28-year-old man. 55 00:04:35,643 --> 00:04:37,845 My bus is about to leave. 56 00:04:37,911 --> 00:04:42,182 So I'm gonna get on it, and I'm gonna leave... on it. 57 00:04:42,249 --> 00:04:44,918 Son, wait! What? 58 00:04:44,985 --> 00:04:46,920 You're not taking that bus to Los Angeles. 59 00:04:48,789 --> 00:04:52,593 You bought me a ticket on this bus to Los Angeles. 60 00:04:52,660 --> 00:04:55,496 That's not all he bought you. 61 00:05:04,438 --> 00:05:07,375 There. It's yours. Hop in. 62 00:05:07,441 --> 00:05:10,210 Come on. You're drivin'. 63 00:05:10,277 --> 00:05:12,212 It's a Le Baron. 64 00:05:12,279 --> 00:05:16,450 You bet your boots it's a Le Baron. Good Car. Convertible. 65 00:05:16,517 --> 00:05:18,986 Geez, a convertible. 66 00:05:21,088 --> 00:05:24,925 It says "#1 Son." That's me! I'm the number-one son. 67 00:05:24,992 --> 00:05:27,227 What about me, Mom? 68 00:05:27,294 --> 00:05:29,697 You're number-one son too. 69 00:05:29,763 --> 00:05:32,165 How come Gord gets a Le Baron and I don't? 70 00:05:32,232 --> 00:05:36,136 - It's 'cause they love me more than they love you. - No, no, they don't! 71 00:05:36,203 --> 00:05:38,472 I only see one Le Baron, Freddy. 72 00:05:38,539 --> 00:05:41,442 I don't see two Le Barons. Gordy. 73 00:05:41,509 --> 00:05:46,680 -Hey, knock it off! -Where's your Le Baron, Freddy? -Boys, boys. 74 00:05:46,747 --> 00:05:49,517 - How many Le Barons? Are there two Le Barons? - Shut up! 75 00:05:50,651 --> 00:05:55,423 Gord, this car is more than a gift. 76 00:05:55,489 --> 00:05:58,492 It's kind of an investment in you. 77 00:05:58,559 --> 00:06:01,228 It means, "I believe in my son." 78 00:06:01,294 --> 00:06:03,831 You be a good man. 79 00:06:03,897 --> 00:06:07,000 Father, I will be a good man. 80 00:06:07,067 --> 00:06:10,438 You make your daddy proud. You hear me? 81 00:06:10,504 --> 00:06:13,707 I'm gonna make you proud, Daddy. 82 00:06:13,774 --> 00:06:15,909 I'm gonna make you so proud! 83 00:06:17,344 --> 00:06:19,413 You make your daddy proud. 84 00:06:19,480 --> 00:06:21,982 You're gonna be so proud. 85 00:06:22,049 --> 00:06:24,084 Proud? 86 00:06:24,151 --> 00:06:27,588 Proud! 87 00:06:29,122 --> 00:06:31,992 Get the fuck outta the way! 88 00:06:35,996 --> 00:06:39,433 Well, 89 00:06:39,500 --> 00:06:42,402 the boy's grown up. 90 00:06:43,403 --> 00:06:46,173 He's finally gone. 91 00:06:46,239 --> 00:06:48,942 Ya-hoo! 92 00:06:49,009 --> 00:06:52,980 Ya-hoo! 93 00:06:59,820 --> 00:07:03,090 * Here in my car I feel safest of all * 94 00:07:03,156 --> 00:07:06,494 * I can lock all my doors It's the only way to live * 95 00:07:06,560 --> 00:07:09,930 * In cars * 96 00:07:11,098 --> 00:07:14,602 * Here in my car I can-- ** 97 00:07:16,604 --> 00:07:18,639 What are you doin' to that horse? 98 00:07:18,706 --> 00:07:22,275 This is a stud farm, boy. 99 00:07:22,342 --> 00:07:25,212 Don't climb that fence. You can't come over here. I wanna try the horsey. 100 00:07:25,278 --> 00:07:29,550 Oh, oh, oh, this is fun! Look at me, Daddy! I'm a farmer. 101 00:07:29,617 --> 00:07:33,854 Oh, this is fun! Look at me, Daddy! I'm a farmer. 102 00:07:33,921 --> 00:07:38,726 I'm a farmer, Daddy. Whoo! 103 00:07:38,792 --> 00:07:41,061 - I'm a farmer! - Get the hell out of here! 104 00:07:43,664 --> 00:07:45,833 I'm really proud of that kid. 105 00:07:45,899 --> 00:07:48,936 Yeah, I think he's all grown up. 106 00:07:55,475 --> 00:07:58,145 * Whether I'm right * 107 00:07:58,211 --> 00:08:02,482 * Or whether I'm wrong * 108 00:08:02,550 --> 00:08:07,721 * Whether I find the place in this world or never belong * 109 00:08:09,757 --> 00:08:13,360 * I gotta be me * 110 00:08:13,426 --> 00:08:17,197 * I gotta be me * 111 00:08:17,264 --> 00:08:23,971 * What else can I be but what I am * 112 00:08:25,472 --> 00:08:28,275 * I want to live * 113 00:08:28,341 --> 00:08:31,511 * Not merely survive * 114 00:08:33,180 --> 00:08:39,587 * And I won't give up this dream of life that keeps me alive * 115 00:08:41,121 --> 00:08:44,124 * I gotta be me * 116 00:08:44,191 --> 00:08:48,461 * I gotta be me * 117 00:08:48,528 --> 00:08:51,699 * Daring to try To do it or die * 118 00:08:51,765 --> 00:08:55,769 * I've gotta be me * 119 00:08:55,836 --> 00:08:58,171 * I've gotta be free ** Look at me! 120 00:08:58,238 --> 00:09:00,641 I'm sexy! I'm a sexy boy! 121 00:09:00,708 --> 00:09:03,911 Ding-dong! Ding-dong! 122 00:09:03,977 --> 00:09:09,382 Ding-dong, ding-dong. Ding-dong, ding-dong. 123 00:09:09,449 --> 00:09:14,454 Ding-dong, ding-dong. Ding-dong. 124 00:09:14,521 --> 00:09:16,724 That's lunch, everyone. Back in 45 minutes. 125 00:09:16,790 --> 00:09:18,826 Hey, you guys leaving? 126 00:09:27,935 --> 00:09:29,903 Can I help you? 127 00:09:29,970 --> 00:09:33,306 Excuse me? Can I help you? Excuse me! 128 00:09:33,373 --> 00:09:35,308 It's okay. I'm here with the bag. 129 00:09:35,375 --> 00:09:37,277 The bag? The bag for the eels. 130 00:09:37,344 --> 00:09:39,546 What? For the badger. 131 00:09:39,613 --> 00:09:43,851 What? 132 00:09:43,917 --> 00:09:46,720 Hey, hey! What are you talking about? It's okay. 133 00:09:46,787 --> 00:09:48,989 - Are you here for delivery? - Japan Four. 134 00:09:49,056 --> 00:09:50,924 What? 135 00:09:52,392 --> 00:09:54,995 Japan Four? 136 00:09:56,864 --> 00:09:59,599 I brought the package you guys ordered. 137 00:09:59,667 --> 00:10:01,702 Wait, who's it for? 138 00:10:01,769 --> 00:10:04,772 It's smudged. I can only make out... "boss." 139 00:10:04,838 --> 00:10:07,941 Mr. Davidson? Ah... Davidson? 140 00:10:08,008 --> 00:10:10,944 Dave. Dave Davidson! Yeah, Dave Davidson. 141 00:10:11,011 --> 00:10:13,346 That part was really smudged, okay? 142 00:10:13,413 --> 00:10:15,548 You said "Dave Davidson." Then it triggered it in my brain. 143 00:10:15,615 --> 00:10:17,951 Before I didn't see it, but then you said it, it triggered in my brain. 144 00:10:18,018 --> 00:10:19,987 He's the head guy? Yes. 145 00:10:20,053 --> 00:10:24,557 If you wanted to get a TV show based upon your animations, he's the guy you would talk to? 146 00:10:24,624 --> 00:10:27,394 Yes! And he has brown hair? 147 00:10:27,460 --> 00:10:29,697 Blond. Blond. Blond hair! 148 00:10:29,763 --> 00:10:32,132 I'm looking for someone who's blond. Blond hair! 149 00:10:32,199 --> 00:10:34,501 Are you a blond? Are you a blond? 150 00:10:34,567 --> 00:10:38,271 The blond? He's at lunch, so I'll take the package. 151 00:10:38,338 --> 00:10:41,208 He's at lunch? Mm-hmm. 152 00:10:41,274 --> 00:10:43,176 His wife is dead! 153 00:10:44,812 --> 00:10:48,281 - What? Linda? - Yeah, yeah, yeah, Linda. 154 00:10:48,348 --> 00:10:50,383 She's dead. I should tell him. My God. 155 00:10:50,450 --> 00:10:53,286 Probably best that I tell him. Who are you? 156 00:10:53,353 --> 00:10:57,357 I'm... I'm Quincy. I'm at the coroner's office. 157 00:10:57,424 --> 00:11:00,127 I'm like a police officer. I'm like a police officer. 158 00:11:00,193 --> 00:11:04,097 So I should see Mr. Davidson 'cause I'm a police officer. Okay. 159 00:11:06,033 --> 00:11:08,601 He'll be at that restaurant. 160 00:11:08,668 --> 00:11:11,238 He'll be devastated. 161 00:11:13,941 --> 00:11:16,877 God, he loved Linda. 162 00:11:19,479 --> 00:11:21,514 He did love Linda. 163 00:11:21,581 --> 00:11:23,483 I know. 164 00:11:23,550 --> 00:11:27,087 I think that's wonderful when two people love one another. 165 00:11:27,154 --> 00:11:29,389 Even though there's always a chance one of those two people... 166 00:11:29,456 --> 00:11:33,593 will die a gruesome, horrible death, that doesn't make me fear love. 167 00:11:33,660 --> 00:11:35,695 I'm not afraid of love. 168 00:11:36,997 --> 00:11:40,968 Could I be your boyfriend? I love you. 169 00:11:41,034 --> 00:11:44,204 - Get outta here! - No, no. I was just thinking-- 170 00:11:44,271 --> 00:11:47,207 A woman is dead. Linda is dead! 171 00:11:47,274 --> 00:11:49,209 I thought we could grieve together over the dead Linda. 172 00:11:49,276 --> 00:11:51,511 Over the dead woman! Over the woman, over the woman. 173 00:11:51,578 --> 00:11:55,548 Fuck off! You're a skinny loser! 174 00:11:55,615 --> 00:11:58,418 Someone call security! Don't call them! 175 00:11:58,485 --> 00:12:00,287 Shit! 176 00:12:00,353 --> 00:12:04,557 Security! Don't call them, okay? I gotta go. 177 00:12:04,624 --> 00:12:08,095 Listen, you tell Hanna-Barbera to go fuck themselves, okay? 178 00:12:08,161 --> 00:12:12,800 I got 12 Korean teenagers in a tiger cage that can draw a fucking dog wearing a cape! 179 00:12:12,866 --> 00:12:15,668 I'm looking for a Mr. Dave Davidson! 180 00:12:15,735 --> 00:12:17,604 Are you Dave Davidson? No. 181 00:12:17,670 --> 00:12:19,773 Are you David Davidson? David Davidson. My name's Peter. 182 00:12:19,840 --> 00:12:22,375 I'm looking for a David Davidson. I'm a woman. 183 00:12:22,442 --> 00:12:25,545 Okay, did I ask what sex you are? No. 184 00:12:25,612 --> 00:12:27,948 Did I ask if you were David Davidson? My name is Cheryl. 185 00:12:28,015 --> 00:12:29,950 Um, I'm Dave Davidson. Is there a problem? 186 00:12:30,017 --> 00:12:31,819 Are you Mr. Davidson? Really? Yes, I am. 187 00:12:31,885 --> 00:12:35,322 Yeah, Officer, really. Is there a problem? I'm not really a cop. 188 00:12:35,388 --> 00:12:39,692 My name's Gord, and I want to meet you to show you my drawings. 189 00:12:39,759 --> 00:12:42,595 Your drawings. Are you kidding? 190 00:12:42,662 --> 00:12:47,567 Mr. Davidson, I'm an animator. I've got this show idea I wanna pitch to you. It's a cartoon. 191 00:12:47,634 --> 00:12:50,003 It's about this cat. It's got super powers. It can see through wooden doors. 192 00:12:50,070 --> 00:12:52,940 He solves crimes. He can fly. 193 00:12:53,006 --> 00:12:55,008 My friends and I, we all think it's hilarious. 194 00:12:55,075 --> 00:12:57,010 He can fly like this. It's great! 195 00:12:57,077 --> 00:13:00,914 Listen, I'm glad your friends enjoy it. 196 00:13:00,981 --> 00:13:03,350 Tell me something. What do you want? 197 00:13:03,416 --> 00:13:06,887 I want you to help me make it into a TV show. Let me get this right. 198 00:13:06,954 --> 00:13:10,290 You wanna barge into a restaurant dressed like a fucking English bobby, 199 00:13:10,357 --> 00:13:13,093 and expect someone to give you a TV show? 200 00:13:13,160 --> 00:13:16,563 I don't know. Uh... yeah. 201 00:13:16,629 --> 00:13:18,932 Do me a favor. Leave me alone. Valet? Please, please. 202 00:13:18,999 --> 00:13:21,134 Please, just look at my drawings, okay? 203 00:13:21,201 --> 00:13:23,770 Yeah, okay. Fine, fine. 204 00:13:23,837 --> 00:13:27,507 Okay, it's X Ray Cat. Except instead of being able to see through everything, 205 00:13:27,574 --> 00:13:29,442 he can only see through wood. 206 00:13:29,509 --> 00:13:32,145 So if there's something going on the other side, say, a wooden door-- 207 00:13:32,212 --> 00:13:35,715 - See the criminal? - I see the criminal, I see the door. 208 00:13:35,782 --> 00:13:38,085 See through the door, see the criminal, and save the day. He saves the day. Okay? 209 00:13:38,151 --> 00:13:40,453 Much to the dismay of the police, the dismay of the mayor. 210 00:13:40,520 --> 00:13:43,823 They hate it when people take the law into their own hands. Like a Batman. 211 00:13:43,891 --> 00:13:45,859 Like a Batman. Like the Guardian Angels. 212 00:13:45,926 --> 00:13:47,961 What's that called? Like a vigilante. Right. 213 00:13:48,028 --> 00:13:51,264 Like a vigilante! He's like a vigilante... 214 00:13:51,331 --> 00:13:53,967 uh, cat-- 215 00:13:57,304 --> 00:14:00,173 It's a cat who's a vigilante. It's a cat who is a vigilante. 216 00:14:00,240 --> 00:14:05,512 I got that. Listen. Your drawings are pretty good, but it doesn't make any sense. 217 00:14:05,578 --> 00:14:07,647 It's fucking stupid. Okay? 218 00:14:07,714 --> 00:14:10,317 What you need here is elevation. 219 00:14:10,383 --> 00:14:13,186 There actually has to be something that happens that's actually funny. 220 00:14:13,253 --> 00:14:15,923 What the fuck is happening here? 221 00:14:15,989 --> 00:14:17,824 That's a banana. I see the banana, Gord. 222 00:14:17,891 --> 00:14:21,794 String attached. Bag of eyes on the other end. I see the string. 223 00:14:21,861 --> 00:14:23,763 Baboon-- Baboon eyes? 224 00:14:23,830 --> 00:14:26,799 With, uh, sauce, 225 00:14:26,866 --> 00:14:29,002 uh, dripping. 226 00:14:29,069 --> 00:14:31,638 Dripping sauce and a baboon. 227 00:14:33,806 --> 00:14:35,842 See what I mean? 228 00:14:35,909 --> 00:14:39,046 It doesn't make any sense, Gord. It sucks! 229 00:14:39,112 --> 00:14:42,349 The drawings are pretty good, but the characters are lame. 230 00:14:42,415 --> 00:14:46,019 The characters are lame! I'm a loser! I wish I was dead! 231 00:14:46,086 --> 00:14:49,522 Gord, lis-- Wait, wait, listen. Listen, listen. 232 00:14:49,589 --> 00:14:51,891 I'm trying to give you a piece of advice. Will you stop? 233 00:14:51,959 --> 00:14:55,295 You've got to figure these animals out. You've gotta figure them out. 234 00:14:55,362 --> 00:14:58,365 You gotta get inside the animals. Okay? 235 00:14:58,431 --> 00:15:00,300 Figure them out. 236 00:15:00,367 --> 00:15:03,803 Will you take that out? I can't understand. 237 00:15:03,870 --> 00:15:06,539 I gotta get inside the animals? Get inside the animals! 238 00:15:08,341 --> 00:15:10,377 I shouldn't blow the brains outta the back of my skull? 239 00:15:10,443 --> 00:15:13,113 No, you shouldn't blow the brains outta the back of your skull. 240 00:15:13,180 --> 00:15:16,984 Look, you wanna play in the big leagues, you gotta work on this 24 hours a day. 241 00:15:17,050 --> 00:15:19,652 You gotta give it weeks and weeks and months and months and years and years! 242 00:15:19,719 --> 00:15:24,391 And then, if it doesn't work out, Gord, then blow your fucking brains out. 243 00:15:24,457 --> 00:15:27,427 I can't work on this all day. I got a job at the cheese sandwich factory. 244 00:15:27,494 --> 00:15:31,431 Cheese sandwich factory? Oh, that's really funny, Gord. 245 00:15:31,498 --> 00:15:35,735 That's true, I gotta make cheese sandwiches. I got rent-- Gord. 246 00:15:35,802 --> 00:15:40,307 You really wanna be an animator, maybe you should quit the shitty cheese job. 247 00:15:40,373 --> 00:15:43,376 Think about it, all right? 248 00:15:43,443 --> 00:15:45,945 I-- 249 00:15:59,426 --> 00:16:03,997 Gord, you really wanna be an animator? 250 00:16:04,064 --> 00:16:06,566 Get inside the animals. 251 00:16:07,800 --> 00:16:10,270 Get inside the animals. 252 00:16:18,145 --> 00:16:21,614 You were a big boy, weren't you? 253 00:16:31,024 --> 00:16:33,260 Oh, stinky. 254 00:16:33,326 --> 00:16:37,830 * I'd like to build the world a home * 255 00:16:37,897 --> 00:16:39,966 * And furnish it with love * 256 00:16:40,033 --> 00:16:46,439 * Grow apple trees and honeybees and snow-white turtle doves * 257 00:16:47,774 --> 00:16:51,311 * I'd like to teach the world to sing * 258 00:16:51,378 --> 00:16:55,315 * In perfect harmony * 259 00:16:55,382 --> 00:16:57,917 * I'd like to hold it in my arms * 260 00:16:57,984 --> 00:17:01,121 * And keep it company ** 261 00:17:14,601 --> 00:17:16,903 Holy shit! 262 00:17:23,310 --> 00:17:26,146 I-I-I wasn't expecting that to happen. 263 00:17:43,930 --> 00:17:46,566 * We're a happy family We're a happy family * 264 00:17:46,633 --> 00:17:49,902 * We're a happy family Me, Mom and Daddy * 265 00:17:49,969 --> 00:17:51,838 * We're a happy family We're a happy family * 266 00:17:51,904 --> 00:17:55,508 * We're a happy family Me, Mom and Daddy * 267 00:17:55,575 --> 00:17:58,378 * Sitting here in Queens eating refried beans * 268 00:17:58,445 --> 00:18:02,215 Gord, thank God you're back! 269 00:18:12,992 --> 00:18:15,362 There we go. 270 00:18:18,631 --> 00:18:20,567 Hello? 271 00:18:20,633 --> 00:18:24,003 Listen, Gordy's gonna be a little upset about being back home, 272 00:18:24,070 --> 00:18:26,072 so just be nice. 273 00:18:26,139 --> 00:18:28,841 I'm home. 274 00:18:31,544 --> 00:18:34,981 Gordy, why don't you sit at the table. We're having roast beef. 275 00:18:35,047 --> 00:18:37,150 Why do you guys always have roast beef? 276 00:18:37,217 --> 00:18:40,153 Behold Little Lord Fauntleroy's tummy hurts... 277 00:18:40,220 --> 00:18:44,291 because there's too much roast beef in it. It's just boring. 278 00:18:45,725 --> 00:18:47,627 - I'm eating a chicken sandwich. - No, you're not! 279 00:18:47,694 --> 00:18:50,397 Holy shit, this is crazy. I'm a 28-year-old man! 280 00:18:50,463 --> 00:18:52,965 I should be able to eat a chicken sandwich if I want. 281 00:18:53,032 --> 00:18:57,504 He's 28 years old, and he can eat a chicken sandwich. Very impressive. 282 00:18:57,570 --> 00:19:00,973 Mike Fitzgibbons's son is a nuclear physicist, 283 00:19:01,040 --> 00:19:04,911 and my son can eat a chicken-- 284 00:19:07,314 --> 00:19:11,684 You can either eat that goddamn roast beef or you can go to bed. 285 00:19:16,823 --> 00:19:18,991 Good! 286 00:19:19,058 --> 00:19:22,094 Shh! Gord! Gord! 287 00:19:22,161 --> 00:19:26,599 Don't hammer 'em so loud. It's late. You're gonna wake up your parents. 288 00:19:26,666 --> 00:19:29,902 You're right. I should probably use the electric nail gun. 289 00:19:29,969 --> 00:19:32,572 Yeah. 290 00:19:32,639 --> 00:19:34,607 Shh, Gord. 291 00:19:34,674 --> 00:19:36,209 Gord! What? 292 00:19:36,276 --> 00:19:38,378 Oh, boys! 293 00:19:38,445 --> 00:19:43,350 Would you two faggots stop making so fucking much noise? We're sleeping! 294 00:19:46,253 --> 00:19:48,521 Goddamn it! 295 00:19:48,588 --> 00:19:51,458 Stop the fucking hammering! 296 00:19:51,524 --> 00:19:54,227 I got a kid over here. Okay? 297 00:19:54,294 --> 00:19:58,865 - Gord, you guys almost done over there? - Yeah, nearly, Mr. Malloy. 298 00:19:58,931 --> 00:20:01,868 Hey, Gord, can I play on your ramp tomorrow? 299 00:20:01,934 --> 00:20:05,171 Sure, Andy, anytime. 300 00:20:13,780 --> 00:20:16,516 Your dad got like bowel problems? 301 00:20:16,583 --> 00:20:19,218 Let's skate this thing. 302 00:20:19,286 --> 00:20:22,522 Don't you think it's kinda dark, Gord? 303 00:20:22,589 --> 00:20:25,558 I gotta work tomorrow. You mean to say we've been working on this thing for years. 304 00:20:25,625 --> 00:20:30,830 We're finished now and you're not gonna try it out and enjoy the fruits of your labor? 305 00:20:30,897 --> 00:20:33,733 I don't have the right shoes on. They're slippery... 306 00:20:33,800 --> 00:20:37,537 and they got no sole. 307 00:20:37,604 --> 00:20:42,442 Just enjoy the fruits here. Don't say "the fruits." 308 00:20:44,611 --> 00:20:46,513 Okay. 309 00:20:58,658 --> 00:21:01,894 You little shit! You think that's funny? 310 00:21:01,961 --> 00:21:05,565 I gotta work in the morning. Get the hell off my property! 311 00:21:05,632 --> 00:21:07,600 Dad, what the fuck! He hurt his leg! 312 00:21:07,667 --> 00:21:10,102 Why's everybody screaming like a banshee? 313 00:21:10,169 --> 00:21:12,872 Oh... Jesus Christ. 314 00:21:15,141 --> 00:21:16,876 Oh, God! Get him a job! 315 00:21:16,943 --> 00:21:21,280 I mean, get him an ambulance! You get a job! 316 00:21:25,685 --> 00:21:28,020 What the hell are you doing? 317 00:21:34,927 --> 00:21:38,097 Hi, I'm lookin' for my friend, Darren. 318 00:21:38,164 --> 00:21:40,767 Shh. 319 00:21:40,833 --> 00:21:44,771 Wow, that's a neat trick you do. Yeah. 320 00:21:44,837 --> 00:21:48,074 Yeah, my record's seven in a row. Oh! 321 00:21:50,910 --> 00:21:54,614 Wow! Are hospitals always this fun? Yeah. 322 00:21:54,681 --> 00:21:59,352 No. Um, sometimes... sometimes people here die of cancer. 323 00:22:00,887 --> 00:22:02,221 Cancer. Yeah. 324 00:22:02,288 --> 00:22:04,223 Hi, I'm Gord! 325 00:22:04,290 --> 00:22:07,093 Hi, I'm Betty. 326 00:22:07,159 --> 00:22:09,896 Uh... that creamer game is fun. 327 00:22:09,962 --> 00:22:13,299 Yeah, I know. Yeah, it's, um, it's my hobby. 328 00:22:13,366 --> 00:22:15,702 Yeah, my passion really is-- The creamers? 329 00:22:15,768 --> 00:22:19,639 No, not just the creamers. Physics. 330 00:22:19,706 --> 00:22:22,575 Flight, actually. I'm kind of... 331 00:22:22,642 --> 00:22:25,144 a rocket scientist. 332 00:22:25,211 --> 00:22:27,880 To tell the truth. Yeah. 333 00:22:27,947 --> 00:22:32,385 Well, okay, amateur. Amateur rocket scientist. 334 00:22:32,452 --> 00:22:35,388 Still pretty crazy. Yeah, I know. 335 00:22:35,455 --> 00:22:37,490 W-What do you do? 336 00:22:37,557 --> 00:22:41,093 Me? 337 00:22:41,160 --> 00:22:43,496 Investments. I do investments. 338 00:22:43,563 --> 00:22:47,600 Um, consulting in the business business. 339 00:22:47,667 --> 00:22:51,871 Analyzing stocks. Yeah. 340 00:22:51,938 --> 00:22:54,674 NASDAQ, Dow Jones, 341 00:22:54,741 --> 00:22:57,544 Wall Street Journal, New York City. 342 00:22:57,610 --> 00:23:01,280 CNN. You must be rich. 343 00:23:01,347 --> 00:23:05,985 Yeah. You know, they have creamers in places other than hospitals. 344 00:23:06,052 --> 00:23:09,221 I thought maybe-- If this is forward, you just tell me. 345 00:23:09,288 --> 00:23:12,659 But I thought maybe we could go to one of those places like a restaurant or something. 346 00:23:12,725 --> 00:23:14,861 We could flip them together there sometime. 347 00:23:17,564 --> 00:23:20,433 That'd be fun. Here's my number. 348 00:23:20,500 --> 00:23:23,736 Okay, call me. 349 00:23:23,803 --> 00:23:25,738 Oh, gotta run. 350 00:23:25,805 --> 00:23:28,407 I'll talk to you soon. Call me, Gord. 351 00:23:28,475 --> 00:23:31,310 Good-bye. 352 00:23:47,627 --> 00:23:51,130 Have you seen that girl outside there, the doctor? 353 00:23:51,197 --> 00:23:54,867 No, I haven't exactly been able to get up and wander around, Gord. 354 00:23:54,934 --> 00:23:58,738 It's weird, 'cause I asked her out on a date, and, uh, she said "yes." 355 00:23:58,805 --> 00:24:01,173 - That is weird. - Excuse me. 356 00:24:01,240 --> 00:24:04,010 Could you keep it down? This is a hospital room, and I'm pregnant. 357 00:24:04,076 --> 00:24:07,313 I'm sorry, ma'am. I didn't realize that you were pregnant. 358 00:24:07,379 --> 00:24:12,652 So, anyway, the girl when I asked her on the date, see, I thought she could walk. 359 00:24:12,719 --> 00:24:15,321 She's handicapped. Is that what you mean? 360 00:24:15,387 --> 00:24:19,458 She's in a wheelchair. 361 00:24:19,526 --> 00:24:24,597 Could you please just shut the fuck up! I am fucking pregnant! 362 00:24:26,098 --> 00:24:29,902 So what do you say here? You hate people in wheelchairs? 363 00:24:29,969 --> 00:24:32,038 I don't hate people in wheelchairs. 364 00:24:32,104 --> 00:24:34,774 It's crystal clear what you're saying. You hate the handicapped. 365 00:24:34,841 --> 00:24:37,476 You're handicapped. I don't hate you. 366 00:24:37,544 --> 00:24:39,478 See? 367 00:24:39,546 --> 00:24:41,614 You're handicapped! 368 00:24:41,681 --> 00:24:45,885 My baby is coming. You bastard! 369 00:24:51,758 --> 00:24:54,260 Help. 370 00:24:54,326 --> 00:24:56,395 Help! My baby is coming! 371 00:24:56,462 --> 00:24:59,231 Oh, no. No, no, no! 372 00:25:02,101 --> 00:25:05,037 ** Are you okay, ma'am? 373 00:25:05,104 --> 00:25:07,506 My baby's coming! My baby is coming! 374 00:25:07,574 --> 00:25:09,542 Call the doctor, you fucking asshole! 375 00:25:09,609 --> 00:25:11,744 It's okay, I'm a doctor. No, no! 376 00:25:11,811 --> 00:25:14,714 Get me a real doctor. I am a real doctor. 377 00:25:14,781 --> 00:25:17,617 I'm a real doctor. 378 00:25:17,684 --> 00:25:20,186 Get away from me! 379 00:25:22,922 --> 00:25:28,260 - Here, spread your legs for me. - No, no! What are you doing? 380 00:25:28,327 --> 00:25:30,797 What are you doing? 381 00:25:30,863 --> 00:25:33,299 I see the problem here. 382 00:25:33,365 --> 00:25:39,071 -There seems to be a little baby inside your body! -No, Gordy. Don't. 383 00:25:39,138 --> 00:25:44,076 Give me your hand, little fellow. Here, little fella. 384 00:25:46,846 --> 00:25:49,481 I got it, I got it, I got it, I got it. 385 00:25:49,548 --> 00:25:51,784 I got it, I got it, I got it, I got it. 386 00:25:51,851 --> 00:25:55,221 Aah! Aah! 387 00:26:02,394 --> 00:26:04,096 Put it back, Gord. 388 00:26:05,998 --> 00:26:08,601 You gotta cut the cord. You gotta... cut the cord. 389 00:26:08,668 --> 00:26:12,304 Geez, do I have to do everything? 390 00:26:19,578 --> 00:26:23,616 Oh, oh, oh. Why isn't it crying? 391 00:26:23,683 --> 00:26:27,053 Ah... it's sleepin'? 392 00:26:27,119 --> 00:26:29,421 Give me my baby, you fucker! I'll wake up your baby. 393 00:26:29,488 --> 00:26:32,458 - I'll wake up your baby! - Gordy! 394 00:26:39,966 --> 00:26:42,334 The baby's crying! 395 00:26:59,518 --> 00:27:01,353 I saved the day. 396 00:27:07,994 --> 00:27:09,796 Thank you. 397 00:27:09,862 --> 00:27:13,833 I saved the day. 398 00:27:15,467 --> 00:27:18,037 I saved the day. 399 00:27:23,710 --> 00:27:27,079 Don't ever come back! Ever! I saved the day. 400 00:27:27,146 --> 00:27:30,116 You did not save the day! What's goin' on, Gord? 401 00:27:30,182 --> 00:27:32,484 I saved the day. Don't touch my shoulder, okay? 402 00:27:32,551 --> 00:27:34,520 I saved the day! 403 00:27:34,586 --> 00:27:38,357 It seems like they got a problem with heroes around here. I saved the day, Betty! 404 00:27:39,892 --> 00:27:42,294 I'll call you tonight. 405 00:27:51,070 --> 00:27:55,107 Hey, come on in. Just got four in a row. 406 00:27:55,174 --> 00:27:59,345 What? Creamers. Four creamer flips in a row. Here, come watch. 407 00:27:59,411 --> 00:28:01,547 Oh, cool. Yeah. 408 00:28:01,613 --> 00:28:05,117 Whoo! I got another one. 409 00:28:05,184 --> 00:28:08,988 No way. Are those actually rockets? Uh-huh. 410 00:28:09,055 --> 00:28:11,157 Yeah. I'm designing my own rocket-powered wheelchair. 411 00:28:11,223 --> 00:28:14,326 Really? That's incredible. Does it work? 412 00:28:14,393 --> 00:28:17,997 No. I haven't been able to quite figure it out yet. 413 00:28:18,064 --> 00:28:20,432 Don't you feel like a stupid dummy? 414 00:28:21,567 --> 00:28:23,402 Excuse me? 415 00:28:23,469 --> 00:28:26,338 I mean, you tried to make the rocket wheelchair work, but it doesn't work. 416 00:28:26,405 --> 00:28:28,975 That must make you feel like a stupid dummy, right? 417 00:28:29,041 --> 00:28:34,246 No. I didn't expect to master the intricacies of rocketry on my first attempt. 418 00:28:34,313 --> 00:28:38,584 It's a process, you know? You have to learn from your mistakes. 419 00:28:38,650 --> 00:28:41,453 Hmm. Never thought of it like that. 420 00:28:41,520 --> 00:28:45,491 Besides, they won't let me work on it at the hospital because of the politics. 421 00:28:45,557 --> 00:28:49,228 They don't think handicapped people should be allowed to go that fast, but it's bullshit. 422 00:28:49,295 --> 00:28:51,864 I like going fast, and I like rockets... 423 00:28:51,931 --> 00:28:56,836 because they're hot and hard and long. 424 00:29:02,141 --> 00:29:06,345 Actually, I thought we could kinda go to a movie or somethin'. 425 00:29:07,346 --> 00:29:11,750 Uh, hi. How are you? 426 00:29:11,818 --> 00:29:15,521 I'd be a lot better if you'd spank my legs with this bamboo. 427 00:29:15,587 --> 00:29:20,059 Um-- What? 428 00:29:20,126 --> 00:29:23,329 Just whack it against my shins as hard as you can, okay? 429 00:29:23,395 --> 00:29:26,432 Uh, I guess. 430 00:29:28,667 --> 00:29:30,569 How's that? 431 00:29:30,636 --> 00:29:35,307 Come on, Gordy, you can do better than that. 432 00:29:35,374 --> 00:29:38,577 What are you, a little puss? A puss? 433 00:29:38,644 --> 00:29:40,612 A pussy-- Come on! 434 00:29:40,679 --> 00:29:43,315 Come on, pussy, you can do better. A pussy. I don't know. 435 00:29:43,382 --> 00:29:44,817 Oh. How's that? 436 00:29:44,884 --> 00:29:50,056 Come on, pussy, pussy! Don't be shy, little pussy! 437 00:29:50,122 --> 00:29:52,691 Oh, yeah! Oh, yeah! 438 00:29:52,758 --> 00:29:55,828 Oh, come on! I wanna see them bleed! 439 00:29:57,596 --> 00:29:59,866 Oh, yeah! 440 00:30:03,836 --> 00:30:05,471 Oh, yeah! I felt a tingle! 441 00:30:05,537 --> 00:30:08,174 You felt a tingle? Did you like the tingle? 442 00:30:08,240 --> 00:30:11,243 Oh, yeah! 443 00:30:11,310 --> 00:30:12,912 Oh! Oh! 444 00:30:12,979 --> 00:30:15,147 Do you wanna get another tingle? 445 00:30:15,214 --> 00:30:18,017 Ow! Gord, what the fuck? 446 00:30:18,084 --> 00:30:20,086 Aah! Not my face! 447 00:30:20,152 --> 00:30:23,389 It's not my face that's paralyzed, you fuck! 448 00:30:26,392 --> 00:30:30,429 Ah-- Sorry, I-- 449 00:30:31,730 --> 00:30:34,901 never really caned anyone before. 450 00:30:37,303 --> 00:30:39,405 It's okay. 451 00:30:39,471 --> 00:30:41,874 It's your turn now. 452 00:30:44,710 --> 00:30:46,745 Don't do it too hard, though. I've-- 453 00:30:46,812 --> 00:30:49,515 I've got sensitive knees. 454 00:30:52,118 --> 00:30:55,754 Oh, I'm not gonna whack your legs with a bamboo, Gord. 455 00:30:55,821 --> 00:30:59,158 I'm gonna give you a blow job. 456 00:30:59,225 --> 00:31:01,827 Betty, it's only our first date. 457 00:31:01,894 --> 00:31:04,563 Don't you think we should go do some romantic stuff first? 458 00:31:04,630 --> 00:31:07,799 Like take a walk in the park? No. I can't walk. 459 00:31:07,866 --> 00:31:09,768 Maybe I could take you out for a roll. 460 00:31:09,835 --> 00:31:12,704 I'd rather stay here and suck! 461 00:31:12,771 --> 00:31:16,275 Good thing it's-- 462 00:31:18,244 --> 00:31:20,512 Come here, Gord. 463 00:31:26,718 --> 00:31:29,121 Ah-- 464 00:31:29,188 --> 00:31:30,589 Hmm. 465 00:31:30,656 --> 00:31:32,591 Um-- 466 00:31:34,560 --> 00:31:36,362 That's my umbilical cord. 467 00:31:36,428 --> 00:31:40,899 Didn't you ever have that... removed? 468 00:31:40,967 --> 00:31:45,771 Um, it's taped. It's just for fun. 469 00:31:45,837 --> 00:31:48,207 I taped it there for fun. 470 00:31:48,274 --> 00:31:50,776 Uh-- Hmm. 471 00:31:50,842 --> 00:31:53,345 Okay. I can work around it. 472 00:31:53,412 --> 00:31:56,248 Wait a minute. Wait. Whoo! 473 00:31:56,315 --> 00:31:58,517 Come on! 474 00:31:58,584 --> 00:32:00,552 Wait, wait, wait. Wait, wait, wait, wait. 475 00:32:01,954 --> 00:32:03,722 Okay. 476 00:32:03,789 --> 00:32:06,092 Whoo! 477 00:32:20,706 --> 00:32:25,377 Hello, Father. Hey, Freddy! How are you, son? 478 00:32:25,444 --> 00:32:29,348 You know, I'm, uh... I'm working hard, just like you taught me. 479 00:32:29,415 --> 00:32:33,019 You moving back home, Freddy? What? No. No, no! 480 00:32:33,085 --> 00:32:35,921 No way, Mother. I'm a man now. 481 00:32:35,988 --> 00:32:40,192 I'm all grown up, and I'm out on my own, and earning a good living. 482 00:32:40,259 --> 00:32:42,194 Is it going to be a busy day at the bank today, son? 483 00:32:42,261 --> 00:32:45,031 Well, I sure hope so. 484 00:32:45,097 --> 00:32:47,966 Freddy? Is that, um-- 485 00:32:48,034 --> 00:32:50,769 That's your big brother. 486 00:32:50,836 --> 00:32:53,772 He couldn't handle the complexities of making a cheese sandwich... 487 00:32:53,839 --> 00:32:56,408 so now he's back home with us. 488 00:32:56,475 --> 00:32:58,944 Wow. Is that idiot still in the shower? 489 00:32:59,011 --> 00:33:00,946 Shit! How much water is he gonna use? 490 00:33:01,013 --> 00:33:03,549 Yeah, how much is he gonna use? All of it? 491 00:33:03,615 --> 00:33:06,518 He should save some for the fish or somethin', huh, Pop? 492 00:33:19,498 --> 00:33:21,400 Gord! 493 00:33:22,534 --> 00:33:24,870 I'll fix him. 494 00:33:24,936 --> 00:33:29,075 How's the water? Cold enough for ya? 495 00:33:36,915 --> 00:33:40,519 Damn it. Don't tell me you're so goddamn stupid... 496 00:33:40,586 --> 00:33:43,021 you can't even tell the difference between hot and cold. 497 00:33:43,089 --> 00:33:45,291 What the fuck is going on? 498 00:33:45,357 --> 00:33:48,394 I'm underwater. Look, I found a treasure! 499 00:33:48,460 --> 00:33:50,496 A treasure? That's soap on a rope. 500 00:33:50,562 --> 00:33:54,066 Shh. I'm pretending it's a treasure. 501 00:33:54,133 --> 00:33:57,903 Get out of my goddamn scuba gear, you imbecile! 502 00:33:57,969 --> 00:34:02,841 Oh, no, the treasure! It went into that underwater cave! 503 00:34:02,908 --> 00:34:05,043 Get out of the toilet! 504 00:34:05,111 --> 00:34:09,581 Get out of the-- Get out of the toilet! 505 00:34:09,648 --> 00:34:11,983 You saved me from the giant barracuda! 506 00:34:12,050 --> 00:34:14,453 But, look, I salvaged the treasure. 507 00:34:14,520 --> 00:34:18,190 We can live like kings. We can live like kings! 508 00:34:18,257 --> 00:34:20,092 Forget that fucking soap. You clean up this mess... 509 00:34:20,159 --> 00:34:24,496 and get your ass out that door looking for a job, you retard. 510 00:34:29,435 --> 00:34:32,304 He's driving me insane. 511 00:34:32,371 --> 00:34:35,474 No, no. You're driving him insane. 512 00:34:35,541 --> 00:34:38,510 You're older than me, and you still live at home. 513 00:34:38,577 --> 00:34:41,180 I have a job, you know. I pay my own way. 514 00:34:41,247 --> 00:34:43,282 You work in a bank. I'm supposed to be dazzled? 515 00:34:43,349 --> 00:34:45,917 At least I don't live at home. 516 00:34:45,984 --> 00:34:49,688 You live in a tiny shithole and can't afford breakfast, so you come here and eat for free. 517 00:34:49,755 --> 00:34:53,091 Whatever. Listen, I'm off to work now, okay? 518 00:34:53,159 --> 00:34:57,696 Me and Dad have jobs. We're doing something with our lives. It's time for you to grow up. 519 00:34:57,763 --> 00:35:01,900 Good luck with that job hunt. Let's cross our fingers, okay, Freddy? 520 00:35:01,967 --> 00:35:06,104 Let's cross our fingers and hope that I get a job. I'm serious. 521 00:35:06,172 --> 00:35:10,576 Just cross your fingers. All right! Fingers crossed! 522 00:35:10,642 --> 00:35:14,313 I hope I get a jobby, Freddy! I got my fingers crossed. 523 00:35:14,380 --> 00:35:16,315 I hope I get a jobby! I got my... 524 00:35:16,382 --> 00:35:18,417 fingers crossed. Good-bye, Gord. 525 00:35:18,484 --> 00:35:21,287 I got my fingers crossed. 526 00:35:21,353 --> 00:35:23,822 Crossed. Crossed? 527 00:35:23,889 --> 00:35:26,425 Cro-- 528 00:35:27,493 --> 00:35:29,261 --ssed. 529 00:35:46,945 --> 00:35:50,482 * Talk about that personality crisis * 530 00:35:50,549 --> 00:35:52,751 * You got it while it was hot * 531 00:35:54,353 --> 00:35:58,290 * But now frustration and heartache is what you've got * 532 00:36:10,336 --> 00:36:12,671 Paid for his damn college. 533 00:36:12,738 --> 00:36:15,807 Sits at home all day whacking off. 534 00:36:15,874 --> 00:36:18,510 Better have a damn job. 535 00:36:19,645 --> 00:36:23,749 Proud? My ass! 536 00:36:25,784 --> 00:36:28,186 Hey? I'm the backwards man. The backwards man. 537 00:36:28,254 --> 00:36:30,155 The backwards man. The backwards man. 538 00:36:30,222 --> 00:36:33,825 I can walk backwards as fast as you can. I can walk backwards as fast as you can. 539 00:36:33,892 --> 00:36:37,463 I'm the backwards man. The backwards man. What the hell is that? 540 00:36:37,529 --> 00:36:39,765 The backwards man. The backwards man. 541 00:36:39,831 --> 00:36:43,402 The backwards man. The backwards man. 542 00:36:43,469 --> 00:36:46,638 I can walk backwards as fast as you can. 543 00:36:46,705 --> 00:36:48,707 Gord! Dad! 544 00:36:48,774 --> 00:36:52,110 What in God's name are you doing, you stupid little man? 545 00:36:52,177 --> 00:36:54,846 Wh-- Did you get a job? 546 00:36:56,382 --> 00:37:01,086 Yeah. I got a job, and I wanted to surprise you. 547 00:37:01,152 --> 00:37:04,956 Hey, you bullshittin' me, boy? No. 548 00:37:05,023 --> 00:37:08,327 I got a job working nights at a computer company. 549 00:37:08,394 --> 00:37:11,062 And I was just borrowing one of your suits until... 550 00:37:11,129 --> 00:37:14,966 I could get enough money to buy one of my own. You just keep that suit! 551 00:37:15,033 --> 00:37:19,805 Oh, Gord, I knew you had it in ya. You're just a late bloomer. 552 00:37:19,871 --> 00:37:21,707 Yeah, I just bloomed late. 553 00:37:21,773 --> 00:37:24,710 Hey, can I borrow 50 bucks? You know, for supplies. 554 00:37:24,776 --> 00:37:29,114 For like pens or Liquid Paper or a Trapper Keeper. 555 00:37:29,180 --> 00:37:33,785 Or one of those compasses that you put the pencil and screw it in. 556 00:37:33,852 --> 00:37:35,921 Make a perfect circle. 557 00:37:35,987 --> 00:37:38,324 Hey, worker, take a hundred. 558 00:37:38,390 --> 00:37:41,827 Golly, Gord, I knew if I kept yelling at ya... 559 00:37:41,893 --> 00:37:45,030 and pounding you over the head with it, you'd come around. 560 00:37:46,365 --> 00:37:48,634 Golly, Dad, you were right all along. 561 00:37:48,700 --> 00:37:52,771 Ahh, you! Come on, come on! 562 00:37:52,838 --> 00:37:54,973 No, no, no. 563 00:37:55,040 --> 00:37:59,378 Just keep dancing. Celebrate! Hell, this is a great day! 564 00:38:02,481 --> 00:38:06,518 The backwards man! The backwards man! 565 00:38:06,585 --> 00:38:09,054 Oh, oh! 566 00:38:09,120 --> 00:38:12,324 Gordy, you're amazing! 567 00:38:12,391 --> 00:38:16,395 Oh, yes! I'm doing a good job! 568 00:38:16,462 --> 00:38:19,831 I'm doing... a good job. Ohh! 569 00:38:23,869 --> 00:38:25,637 Am I doing it wrong? 570 00:38:25,704 --> 00:38:29,608 No! That was incredible! 571 00:38:29,675 --> 00:38:32,811 Time for your blow job, Gordy. 572 00:38:32,878 --> 00:38:35,313 Not right now, Betty. Oh, Gordy, come on! 573 00:38:35,381 --> 00:38:38,116 I thought we could go and enjoy a nice evening. Don't you want me to suck it? 574 00:38:38,183 --> 00:38:42,220 No, not right-- Betty, let go. Betty, just let go. 575 00:38:42,287 --> 00:38:45,223 What, Gordy? Come on! Betty! 576 00:38:45,290 --> 00:38:47,459 Betty, Betty, come on! Let's-- 577 00:38:47,526 --> 00:38:49,995 Stop it, stop it! Stop it! What? 578 00:38:52,230 --> 00:38:54,199 Why are you yelling? 579 00:38:54,265 --> 00:38:56,368 It's just crazy. 580 00:38:56,435 --> 00:38:59,137 This is the second date that we haven't even gone out on yet. 581 00:38:59,204 --> 00:39:04,275 If you do what you're planning, then you'll have sucked 200% more times that we've gone out. 582 00:39:04,342 --> 00:39:08,447 I think that if we went out on at least one date, and you didn't do any sucking, 583 00:39:08,514 --> 00:39:13,885 that would make the whole sucking-to-date ratio far more balanced. 584 00:39:16,354 --> 00:39:19,758 Yeah, okay. Let's go out then. 585 00:39:19,825 --> 00:39:22,293 Good. Good. 586 00:39:39,611 --> 00:39:43,314 Thank you for taking me out for dinner tonight. 587 00:39:43,381 --> 00:39:46,452 Maybe now that Gord is working, 588 00:39:46,518 --> 00:39:49,755 we can finally spend our evenings alone together. 589 00:39:51,256 --> 00:39:53,559 Jim, what are you doing? 590 00:39:58,363 --> 00:40:01,800 Thank you. That was yummy. I'm so glad you liked it. 591 00:40:01,867 --> 00:40:04,870 Andy, would you like a piece of cake for dessert? 592 00:40:04,936 --> 00:40:07,706 Am I really allowed a piece of cake, Daddy? 593 00:40:07,773 --> 00:40:10,742 Of course you can have a piece of cake. It's your birthday. 594 00:40:10,809 --> 00:40:13,545 Yea! Yea! 595 00:40:23,354 --> 00:40:25,591 So, Gord, 596 00:40:25,657 --> 00:40:27,693 is your job really hard? 597 00:40:30,462 --> 00:40:32,464 It's not hard. No. You have to be smart. 598 00:40:32,531 --> 00:40:36,502 You have to be really smart. You have to use your brain. I have to use my brain. 599 00:40:36,568 --> 00:40:39,638 I like to see when the stocks are high. 600 00:40:39,705 --> 00:40:43,408 Okay? And I like to see when, when they're low. 601 00:40:43,475 --> 00:40:45,410 That's the basics. Sometimes they're high. It's interesting. 602 00:40:45,477 --> 00:40:50,215 Sometimes they're very high. They go very high. That's high. 603 00:40:50,281 --> 00:40:52,317 That's when you wanna sell, when they're very high. 604 00:40:52,383 --> 00:40:54,252 You buy them when they're down very low. 605 00:40:54,319 --> 00:40:58,156 Yeah. I have graphs. I have some graphs I can show you. 606 00:40:58,223 --> 00:41:00,492 If you pay attention to these patterns you can see on the graphs-- 607 00:41:00,559 --> 00:41:02,728 I made these on my computer. 608 00:41:02,794 --> 00:41:05,764 Oh, boy, I need to spill some urine. Where can I do that? 609 00:41:05,831 --> 00:41:10,435 The restrooms are at the other end of the restaurant, sir. 610 00:41:10,502 --> 00:41:12,771 Thank you very, very much. 611 00:41:12,838 --> 00:41:14,906 Cheerio. 612 00:41:14,973 --> 00:41:18,009 It's all over the place. This one here is the highs-- 613 00:41:18,076 --> 00:41:20,979 It's interesting. Just look at the patterns. 614 00:41:30,388 --> 00:41:34,325 Is that-- Do you need to-- 615 00:41:34,392 --> 00:41:36,427 Oh! 616 00:41:36,494 --> 00:41:40,365 That's my... cellular telephone. 617 00:41:40,431 --> 00:41:43,869 It's wireless. It uses satellites and terrestrial antennas... 618 00:41:43,935 --> 00:41:49,007 to send and receive transmissions. 619 00:41:49,074 --> 00:41:51,242 Interesting. Hello? 620 00:41:51,309 --> 00:41:54,746 Hey, here's my buddy, Andy! 621 00:41:54,813 --> 00:41:57,583 Ah, somebody's eating some birthday cake. 622 00:41:57,649 --> 00:42:00,485 Yes, sir, it's my birthday! 623 00:42:00,552 --> 00:42:02,921 How you doin', Jim? I'm great. 624 00:42:02,988 --> 00:42:05,123 So, I guess Gord's busy these days. 625 00:42:05,190 --> 00:42:07,893 Oh, yeah, that kid of mine is somethin' else. 626 00:42:07,959 --> 00:42:10,829 He's working day and night at his big new computer job. 627 00:42:10,896 --> 00:42:14,265 - Yeah, I noticed him over there. - Hey, what? 628 00:42:14,332 --> 00:42:16,968 It looked like he was having a real important business meeting. 629 00:42:17,035 --> 00:42:20,305 Yeah. You're gonna have to speak up. I'm on my cellular telephone. 630 00:42:20,371 --> 00:42:23,141 I don't care, you're fired. You're fired! 631 00:42:23,208 --> 00:42:26,111 You're fucking fired, Bob! 632 00:42:26,177 --> 00:42:30,148 Clean out your locker at the club, Bob. You're fucking fired! 633 00:42:30,215 --> 00:42:32,684 I don't fucking care what he told you, okay? 634 00:42:32,751 --> 00:42:36,588 I'm talking about 40 million fucking deutsche marks! 635 00:42:36,655 --> 00:42:38,990 Forty million fucking deutsche marks! 636 00:42:39,057 --> 00:42:42,828 I told you to wire the money to Geneva last week! 637 00:42:42,894 --> 00:42:47,132 I say "Geneva," you hear "Helsinki"? 638 00:42:47,198 --> 00:42:51,703 Forty million fucking deutsche marks! 639 00:42:52,938 --> 00:42:57,108 What's going on? Dad-- Jim, uh-- Jim, hi. 640 00:42:57,175 --> 00:42:58,977 Gord, is this your dad? 641 00:42:59,044 --> 00:43:01,479 No, this is little Timmy-- Little Timmy. He's an employee. 642 00:43:01,546 --> 00:43:04,582 He works at the company. He gets us food and stuff. Right, Timmy? 643 00:43:04,650 --> 00:43:06,652 What the fuck is going on? 644 00:43:06,718 --> 00:43:09,788 Why aren't you at your new job? 645 00:43:09,855 --> 00:43:12,190 What are you talking about, Timmy? 646 00:43:12,257 --> 00:43:15,426 Oh, Jesus, Gord! 647 00:43:15,493 --> 00:43:18,864 There is no computer job, is there? 648 00:43:18,930 --> 00:43:21,399 You're just gallivanting around in my suit... 649 00:43:21,466 --> 00:43:24,535 pretending to be some kind of mover and shaker, aren't you? 650 00:43:24,602 --> 00:43:26,805 Timmy, I'm on this phone here. 651 00:43:26,872 --> 00:43:29,841 This is my phone from my kitchen. 652 00:43:29,908 --> 00:43:34,145 What the hell is this? Ah, boy, here we go. 653 00:43:34,212 --> 00:43:37,849 My goddamn tape recorder. 654 00:43:37,916 --> 00:43:42,187 He's pretending to have a cell phone. He's an unemployed loser living in my basement. 655 00:43:44,155 --> 00:43:47,592 Wait a minute. You're a cripple. 656 00:43:47,659 --> 00:43:50,228 Dad. Wh-- What? 657 00:43:50,295 --> 00:43:52,530 - Dad. - You got a problem with my legs? 658 00:43:52,597 --> 00:43:55,600 No, you got a problem with your legs. Either that or you're just lazy. 659 00:43:55,667 --> 00:43:59,270 - Just shut up, okay? Just shut up! - You're telling me to shut up? 660 00:43:59,337 --> 00:44:01,572 Why is he shouting, Daddy? How would Mr. Bigwig like a spanking... 661 00:44:01,639 --> 00:44:03,474 Could we get the check over here? 662 00:44:03,541 --> 00:44:06,778 - in front of his retard slut whore? - I am not retarded! 663 00:44:06,845 --> 00:44:10,381 Daddy! Daddy! Daddy! 664 00:44:10,448 --> 00:44:12,650 Good-bye, Gord. 665 00:44:12,718 --> 00:44:14,485 Betty, don't go! 666 00:44:14,552 --> 00:44:16,554 Shut up, Dad! 667 00:44:16,621 --> 00:44:18,656 Shut up! Shut up! 668 00:44:22,660 --> 00:44:24,996 This is a fancy restaurant! 669 00:44:25,063 --> 00:44:28,633 This is a fancy restaurant! This is a fancy restaurant! 670 00:44:28,700 --> 00:44:32,170 It's a fancy! It's a fancy! 671 00:44:32,237 --> 00:44:35,340 Spanking! Spanking! 672 00:44:39,510 --> 00:44:41,747 Aaah! Aaah! 673 00:44:44,382 --> 00:44:47,452 Oh, no! Oh, no! 674 00:44:50,221 --> 00:44:52,390 Get off the fucking bar, asshole! 675 00:45:00,031 --> 00:45:02,934 Um, thanks for bailing me out, Betty. 676 00:45:03,001 --> 00:45:06,204 Your dad called me a retard slut whore. 677 00:45:06,271 --> 00:45:09,574 I don't think he likes me too much, Gord. That was little Timmy. 678 00:45:09,640 --> 00:45:14,312 Gord, come here. I know it was your dad. 679 00:45:14,379 --> 00:45:17,582 You could've told me you lived at home. I wouldn't have cared. 680 00:45:17,648 --> 00:45:19,517 Even though that means I'm a loser? 681 00:45:19,584 --> 00:45:23,554 Just because you're not a stockbroker doesn't mean you're a loser. 682 00:45:23,621 --> 00:45:25,891 So what do you do? 683 00:45:25,957 --> 00:45:27,959 Actually, I kinda draw pictures. 684 00:45:28,026 --> 00:45:31,629 Really? What kind of pictures? Like... fruits? 685 00:45:31,696 --> 00:45:33,564 Not fruits. Oh. 686 00:45:33,631 --> 00:45:38,303 I've drawn fruit before. Animations. Oh, wow! That's great. 687 00:45:38,369 --> 00:45:41,572 I've never really-- Never met a real animator before. 688 00:45:41,639 --> 00:45:44,675 I'm not really a real animator. Life's a little hectic lately. 689 00:45:44,742 --> 00:45:47,712 I'm having trouble concentrating with all the skateboarding and... 690 00:45:47,779 --> 00:45:50,615 you sucking my penis all the time. 691 00:45:52,650 --> 00:45:57,889 Oh, my ear popped. My ear just popped. I think I heard it. 692 00:45:57,956 --> 00:46:00,091 When I laughed, my ear popped. 693 00:46:00,158 --> 00:46:04,229 Well, Gordy, maybe you're just concentrating a little too hard. 694 00:46:04,295 --> 00:46:07,933 I mean, maybe you just need to relax while you draw. 695 00:46:07,999 --> 00:46:11,669 Eat some food, play some music. 696 00:46:11,736 --> 00:46:15,106 I only have two hands, Betty. How am I supposed to do all that? 697 00:46:15,173 --> 00:46:17,142 What? 698 00:46:17,208 --> 00:46:19,244 Eat food and play music and draw? 699 00:46:19,310 --> 00:46:21,412 What? 700 00:46:21,479 --> 00:46:23,581 At the same time? 701 00:46:23,648 --> 00:46:27,252 Oh, yeah. 702 00:46:46,504 --> 00:46:50,141 * Sausages, sausages sausages, sausages * 703 00:46:50,208 --> 00:46:54,512 What in the name of sweet breakfast meats are you doing? 704 00:46:54,579 --> 00:46:57,515 For your information, this is me being creative. 705 00:46:57,582 --> 00:47:00,451 Betty told me this is what I need to do in order to become an artist. 706 00:47:00,518 --> 00:47:02,487 Oh, yeah? Is it working? 707 00:47:03,922 --> 00:47:06,024 I don't know. 708 00:47:06,091 --> 00:47:08,293 I can't think of anything to draw 'cause I'm so stupid! 709 00:47:08,359 --> 00:47:10,261 * I'm so stupid I'm so stupid * 710 00:47:10,328 --> 00:47:13,364 * I'm so stupid I'm stupid, I'm stupid I'm stupid, I'm stupid * 711 00:47:13,431 --> 00:47:17,168 * I'm stupid, I'm stupid * This is kinda funny, Gord. 712 00:47:17,235 --> 00:47:20,371 * I'm stupid, I'm stupid * 713 00:47:20,438 --> 00:47:21,539 Yeah? Oh, yeah. 714 00:47:21,606 --> 00:47:24,709 Maybe you can't see it 'cause he's your dad, but... 715 00:47:24,775 --> 00:47:26,711 he's a character, your dad. 716 00:47:26,777 --> 00:47:28,813 He is? 717 00:47:28,880 --> 00:47:30,848 Yeah. 718 00:47:30,916 --> 00:47:33,518 He's a character? Shit! It's your dad! 719 00:47:33,584 --> 00:47:38,189 * He's a real character * Hi, Mr. and Mrs. Brody. Bye, Mr. and Mrs. Brody. 720 00:47:38,256 --> 00:47:43,895 Oh, look, honey, our boy's a genius! 721 00:47:43,962 --> 00:47:48,466 He's rigged a pulley system so he can eat sausage and work on his stupid drawings. 722 00:47:48,533 --> 00:47:51,236 I'm being creative. 723 00:47:51,302 --> 00:47:54,272 Now, if you'll excuse me, I still have some work to do. 724 00:47:54,339 --> 00:47:56,707 * Daddy, would you like some sausage * 725 00:47:56,774 --> 00:48:00,678 * Daddy would you like some sausages, Daddy would you like some sausage * 726 00:48:00,745 --> 00:48:03,248 * Sausages, sausages * 727 00:48:03,314 --> 00:48:06,317 Aah! Aah! 728 00:48:10,989 --> 00:48:13,458 Now you just get outside and you just cool off! 729 00:48:15,026 --> 00:48:18,596 If this were Pakistan, you would've been sewing soccer balls... 730 00:48:18,663 --> 00:48:21,933 when you were four years old. 731 00:48:22,000 --> 00:48:25,103 Miserable deadbeat punk! 732 00:48:25,170 --> 00:48:27,338 I bust my ass working for my family. 733 00:48:27,405 --> 00:48:30,441 You take his side every time. 734 00:48:30,508 --> 00:48:34,279 You want me to cool out? I'm gonna show you a cool out. 735 00:48:34,345 --> 00:48:38,249 Go on, just keep kissing his ass. 736 00:48:38,316 --> 00:48:41,019 Cool down. 737 00:48:41,086 --> 00:48:43,388 How's this for cool down? 738 00:48:48,859 --> 00:48:51,329 I feel better already. 739 00:48:55,533 --> 00:48:57,702 Aaah! 740 00:49:08,713 --> 00:49:12,050 Whoa! 741 00:49:14,185 --> 00:49:17,122 My ramp. Why? 742 00:49:20,391 --> 00:49:23,228 He's such a stupid loser. He's not stupid. 743 00:49:23,294 --> 00:49:26,031 We shouldn't put up with the way he treats us. 744 00:49:26,097 --> 00:49:28,166 If I were you, I wouldn't stand for it. 745 00:49:28,233 --> 00:49:31,436 If I were you, I would show him that I deserve respect. 746 00:49:31,502 --> 00:49:35,440 If I were you, I would go out, I'd have sex. Honey, no. 747 00:49:35,506 --> 00:49:40,211 If I were you, I'd go out, I'd have sex with a strange man. 748 00:49:40,278 --> 00:49:43,148 I'd have sex with basketball players, with Greeks. 749 00:49:43,214 --> 00:49:46,551 Men from Greece. 750 00:49:46,617 --> 00:49:48,719 And satisfy my urges! 751 00:49:48,786 --> 00:49:51,522 I'd satisfy my sexual desires! 752 00:49:51,589 --> 00:49:54,192 Gordy, honey, come on, let's go in the house. 753 00:49:56,861 --> 00:49:58,929 Come on. 754 00:49:58,996 --> 00:50:02,133 That's my ramp. I know. 755 00:50:02,200 --> 00:50:06,437 He wrecked my ramp. I know. It's okay. 756 00:50:06,504 --> 00:50:09,974 I'm sorry. Come on. 757 00:50:10,041 --> 00:50:14,312 When I had the sausages on my fingers, I was just trying to play the piano. 758 00:50:14,379 --> 00:50:18,616 I had the sausages. I had the sausages and the string. 759 00:50:18,683 --> 00:50:23,154 I was playing the organ. And then he smashed my half-pipe. 760 00:50:23,221 --> 00:50:25,890 Jim, do you hear what Gord is saying here? 761 00:50:25,956 --> 00:50:29,760 Yeah, I hear him boo-hooing about his broken wheelie-board ramp. 762 00:50:29,827 --> 00:50:33,864 Is that what you mean? Yes, Jim, but do you understand what he's saying? 763 00:50:33,931 --> 00:50:36,801 Sounds to me like he just wants you to accept him as your son. 764 00:50:36,867 --> 00:50:41,005 To approve of him in what he wants to do with his life. 765 00:50:41,072 --> 00:50:42,940 Now, how does that make you feel? 766 00:50:43,007 --> 00:50:45,976 First, I don't give a rat's ass what this snot-nosed punk wants. 767 00:50:46,043 --> 00:50:49,947 As long as he lives in my house and eats my food, I make the rules. 768 00:50:50,014 --> 00:50:51,982 I wanna eat chicken burgers! 769 00:50:52,049 --> 00:50:56,087 You little prick. Jim, don't hurt my baby. Now sit down. 770 00:50:56,154 --> 00:50:58,456 You're an embarrassment to my family. 771 00:51:01,592 --> 00:51:04,929 Oh, yeah? Well, at least I don't touch Freddy. 772 00:51:04,995 --> 00:51:07,565 - Hey, what? - Excuse me? 773 00:51:07,632 --> 00:51:10,135 Yeah, he touches my little brother. 774 00:51:10,201 --> 00:51:13,738 He takes him down behind the furnace, and he touches him in his pants. 775 00:51:13,804 --> 00:51:16,541 See the insanity I have to put up with? He's embarrassed. 776 00:51:16,607 --> 00:51:21,112 He touches my little brother. He-- 777 00:51:21,179 --> 00:51:23,681 He, he fingers him. 778 00:51:23,748 --> 00:51:26,217 You're a goddamn liar! 779 00:51:26,284 --> 00:51:30,188 Jim, do you touch him? Do you finger our boy? 780 00:51:30,255 --> 00:51:33,324 Don't you get wacky on me. What the fuck are we talkin' about here? 781 00:51:33,391 --> 00:51:35,693 Mr. Brody, this is very serious. 782 00:51:35,760 --> 00:51:40,265 Based on what I've heard here, I am required by law to notify the authorities. 783 00:51:40,331 --> 00:51:43,534 Do you hear that, Dad? You're gonna pay! 784 00:51:43,601 --> 00:51:45,403 He's a molester. 785 00:51:45,470 --> 00:51:48,506 He's a child... molester! 786 00:51:48,573 --> 00:51:50,208 Aaah! 787 00:51:51,876 --> 00:51:53,544 Aaah! Aaah! 788 00:51:54,645 --> 00:51:57,615 You better run! 789 00:51:57,682 --> 00:51:59,484 You liar! 790 00:52:01,686 --> 00:52:05,523 Then we placed a self-retaining retractor. 791 00:52:05,590 --> 00:52:08,159 This holds the abdominal wall open so we can have-- 792 00:52:14,365 --> 00:52:19,204 That takes us to the area of the lymph nodes. 793 00:52:26,844 --> 00:52:28,679 Hi. Can I help you? 794 00:52:28,746 --> 00:52:32,750 Yes, you can. We're here for little Freddy. 795 00:52:32,817 --> 00:52:34,652 I'm Freddy. 796 00:52:36,120 --> 00:52:38,088 No. 797 00:52:38,155 --> 00:52:41,659 Well, um, Freddy, 798 00:52:41,726 --> 00:52:45,630 I'm a doctor, and we need to take you with us. 799 00:52:45,696 --> 00:52:48,233 What? 800 00:52:48,299 --> 00:52:50,401 What did I do wrong? 801 00:52:50,468 --> 00:52:52,870 No, no, you didn't do anything wrong. 802 00:52:52,937 --> 00:52:56,173 That's the most important thing for you to remember. 803 00:52:56,241 --> 00:53:00,044 It's not your fault your dad fingered you. 804 00:53:00,110 --> 00:53:03,381 What are you talking about? My dad doesn't finger me. 805 00:53:03,448 --> 00:53:05,483 Come on, son. We'll take you outta here. No! 806 00:53:05,550 --> 00:53:09,186 No, I'm not going anywhere. My father does not finger me. 807 00:53:09,254 --> 00:53:11,856 It's over, Freddy. 808 00:53:11,922 --> 00:53:16,427 We'll take you someplace where your dad won't be able to hurt you anymore. 809 00:53:16,494 --> 00:53:19,230 Officer. Come with me, son. 810 00:53:19,297 --> 00:53:22,467 My dad doesn't finger-- Are you crazy? 811 00:53:22,533 --> 00:53:25,903 It's okay, Freddy. You'll be safe now. I'm 25 years old! 812 00:53:28,739 --> 00:53:31,609 Dad? Dad! 813 00:53:31,676 --> 00:53:35,179 Dad? Help. Please help. What are you doin' with my boy? 814 00:53:35,246 --> 00:53:37,848 I'll get you a lawyer. Freddy, no! 815 00:53:39,717 --> 00:53:43,153 Bye, Fred. It's okay, Julie. 816 00:53:43,220 --> 00:53:47,224 Your husband's deeply disturbed, and we won't let him hurt your little boy anymore. 817 00:53:48,793 --> 00:53:50,895 I didn't do anything. 818 00:53:53,097 --> 00:53:56,734 What are you lookin' at? Bitch. 819 00:53:56,801 --> 00:53:59,370 Honey! Julie! 820 00:54:18,856 --> 00:54:21,091 - What do you think you're doing? - Stop it, Dad. 821 00:54:21,158 --> 00:54:23,227 I'm working hard on those. I'm gettin' em ready to show Mr. Davidson. 822 00:54:23,294 --> 00:54:25,229 Stop it. 823 00:54:27,332 --> 00:54:30,401 "Oh, stop it. Stop it." 824 00:54:32,537 --> 00:54:35,706 "Stop it. Stop it. Stop it." 825 00:54:35,773 --> 00:54:37,742 Fuck you, Dad. 826 00:54:41,111 --> 00:54:43,514 Fuck me? 827 00:54:43,581 --> 00:54:46,484 Yeah, fuck you. 828 00:54:46,551 --> 00:54:49,219 Do you wanna fuck me? Is that what you said? 829 00:54:49,286 --> 00:54:51,288 What? 830 00:54:51,356 --> 00:54:54,258 Do you want to fuck me? 831 00:54:54,325 --> 00:54:58,228 Huh? All right, Gord. 832 00:54:58,295 --> 00:55:03,267 Come on over here... and fuck me. 833 00:55:03,334 --> 00:55:06,103 Come on, Gord! Dance over here and fuck me! 834 00:55:06,170 --> 00:55:08,973 Just stick it right in here! 835 00:55:09,039 --> 00:55:11,409 Put your ass away. I don't-- 836 00:55:11,476 --> 00:55:13,978 Here. Your sketches here-- 837 00:55:14,044 --> 00:55:16,814 Holy shit, Dad. What are you doing? 838 00:55:16,881 --> 00:55:20,317 Why don't you come on over here and fuck your daddy? 839 00:55:20,385 --> 00:55:23,253 - Fuck, fuck, fuck! - Here we go! 840 00:55:23,320 --> 00:55:26,791 - Hey! - That's disgusting. 841 00:55:34,665 --> 00:55:36,534 Julie? 842 00:55:40,805 --> 00:55:43,541 Sweetie? 843 00:55:48,212 --> 00:55:50,347 Hey. 844 00:55:50,415 --> 00:55:54,519 You're gone, Brody. You're nothing. 845 00:55:54,585 --> 00:55:58,222 - You've always been nothing, and you'll always be nothing. - Dad-- 846 00:55:58,288 --> 00:56:02,026 God! I've never been so ashamed of anything in my life. 847 00:56:02,092 --> 00:56:05,229 Julie! Dad. 848 00:56:05,295 --> 00:56:08,399 Sweetie! 849 00:56:08,466 --> 00:56:12,937 * Don't nobody know my troubles but God * 850 00:56:13,003 --> 00:56:17,442 * Ooh, Lordy I got troubles so hard * 851 00:56:17,508 --> 00:56:21,879 * Ooh, Lordy I got troubles so hard * 852 00:56:21,946 --> 00:56:26,383 * Don't nobody know my troubles but God * 853 00:56:26,451 --> 00:56:30,688 * Don't nobody know my troubles but God * 854 00:56:49,039 --> 00:56:54,311 * Ooh, Lordy I got troubles so hard ** 855 00:56:54,378 --> 00:56:57,848 Ah, shit. 856 00:57:02,853 --> 00:57:05,890 The hypergolic propeller's not mixing. 857 00:57:17,835 --> 00:57:20,705 Of course. It's the oxidizer. 858 00:57:20,771 --> 00:57:24,408 Too bad it didn't work, huh? Oh, hey, Gord. 859 00:57:24,475 --> 00:57:26,443 How are the animations coming along? 860 00:57:26,511 --> 00:57:28,879 Well, see, 861 00:57:28,946 --> 00:57:31,215 there's been a change in plans. 862 00:57:31,281 --> 00:57:34,919 I figured instead of following my dream of being an animator, I'm just gonna give up. 863 00:57:36,186 --> 00:57:39,557 Why? Because. 864 00:57:39,624 --> 00:57:41,792 Because why? 'Cause why shouldn't I? 865 00:57:41,859 --> 00:57:44,895 My dad was right all along. It is stupid. 866 00:57:44,962 --> 00:57:47,965 It's time I grow up and get a job and do something with my life... 867 00:57:48,032 --> 00:57:50,200 instead of acting like a little baby all the time. 868 00:57:51,802 --> 00:57:54,171 But Gord, you're not a little baby. You can't just quit. 869 00:57:54,238 --> 00:57:56,607 Shut up, Betty. Just shut up. 870 00:57:56,674 --> 00:57:59,009 I have about as much a chance of being an animator... 871 00:57:59,076 --> 00:58:02,146 as you have of getting this stupid rocket-powered wheelchair to work. 872 00:58:02,212 --> 00:58:04,615 Can't you see we're both just a couple of stupid idiots? 873 00:58:04,682 --> 00:58:06,951 Gord-- "Gord!" 874 00:58:07,017 --> 00:58:09,620 "Gordy!" 875 00:58:11,689 --> 00:58:13,824 Gord, I'm so close to getting this rocket to work. 876 00:58:13,891 --> 00:58:16,994 "Rockets! Rockets! I'm gonna get my rockets to work!" 877 00:58:17,061 --> 00:58:20,264 It's always about the rockets! It's always about the rockets! 878 00:58:37,848 --> 00:58:39,717 * Girls and boys come out to play * 879 00:58:39,784 --> 00:58:41,886 * The moon is showing a gorgeous day * 880 00:58:56,200 --> 00:58:58,035 You got fingered? 881 00:58:59,536 --> 00:59:01,572 No. Okay? 882 00:59:03,708 --> 00:59:07,544 It's okay. I know. 883 00:59:10,615 --> 00:59:12,583 Now, I'll tell you once more. 884 00:59:12,650 --> 00:59:15,720 Stop trying to act so grown-up. 885 00:59:15,786 --> 00:59:17,722 I think I'd better run along, Wally. 886 00:59:26,831 --> 00:59:29,667 Is there a problem? Yeah, moron. 887 00:59:29,734 --> 00:59:33,103 I ordered a cheese sandwich, and there's hardly any cheese in here. 888 00:59:33,170 --> 00:59:35,740 That's no good, is it? 889 00:59:35,806 --> 00:59:38,042 Here, give me your sandwich. I will fix it for you. 890 00:59:41,345 --> 00:59:43,447 We can't have people complaining that there's not enough cheese... 891 00:59:43,513 --> 00:59:45,616 in the cheese sandwiches, now, can we? 892 00:59:45,683 --> 00:59:47,952 I mean, if there's no cheese in a cheese sandwich, 893 00:59:48,018 --> 00:59:50,020 it's basically just two slices of bread! 894 00:59:50,087 --> 00:59:54,491 If word of that were to get out, I could lose my job! 895 00:59:54,558 --> 00:59:57,061 I could lose all of this! 896 00:59:57,127 --> 00:59:59,196 And we wouldn't want that, now, would we? 897 00:59:59,263 --> 01:00:02,332 Would we? Would we? 898 01:00:02,399 --> 01:00:04,301 Huh? 899 01:00:06,804 --> 01:00:09,707 What the fuck am I supposed to do with that? 900 01:00:09,774 --> 01:00:11,876 Well, you could stick it in your bum-bum. 901 01:00:13,678 --> 01:00:16,947 You could put the cheese in your bum. 902 01:00:18,783 --> 01:00:20,718 You can just go on upstairs to your room. 903 01:00:20,785 --> 01:00:22,619 Okay, if that's what you want. 904 01:00:22,687 --> 01:00:25,422 Julie! 905 01:00:25,489 --> 01:00:27,725 Sweetheart, wait! 906 01:00:27,792 --> 01:00:29,727 Let's talk, sugar. 907 01:00:29,794 --> 01:00:34,031 There's nothing to talk about. I can't be with you another second. 908 01:00:34,098 --> 01:00:37,101 Hey, what about our dreams, baby doll? 909 01:00:37,167 --> 01:00:40,237 Oh, I'm sure you'd rather find some young boys instead of me. 910 01:00:41,305 --> 01:00:43,207 I don't know what you're talking about. 911 01:00:43,273 --> 01:00:45,976 I saw what you were doing downstairs! 912 01:00:46,043 --> 01:00:48,645 Whatever you saw was completely out of context! 913 01:00:48,713 --> 01:00:52,216 I just told him to fuck me because Gord said, "Fuck you, Dad." 914 01:00:52,282 --> 01:00:54,151 Don't you get it? Fuck you? Fuck me? 915 01:00:54,218 --> 01:00:57,021 Fuck you. Fuck me. Fuck you. Fuck me. 916 01:01:00,124 --> 01:01:03,593 And I never fingered Freddy! 917 01:01:10,735 --> 01:01:14,138 Andy. Andy, Andy. 918 01:01:27,517 --> 01:01:29,619 Here's one for the history books. 919 01:01:29,686 --> 01:01:31,655 We've all heard of electric wheelchairs, 920 01:01:31,722 --> 01:01:33,758 but have you heard of one powered by rockets? 921 01:01:33,824 --> 01:01:35,659 A local girl by the name of Betty Manger... 922 01:01:35,726 --> 01:01:38,796 may not be able to walk, but it certainly hasn't slowed her down any. 923 01:01:38,863 --> 01:01:41,531 She's an amateur rocket scientist... 924 01:01:41,598 --> 01:01:45,502 who designed a wheelchair that does zero to sixty in under four seconds. 925 01:01:45,569 --> 01:01:47,972 She did it. 926 01:01:53,243 --> 01:01:55,913 Look at her go! 927 01:01:59,616 --> 01:02:01,752 Way to go, Betty. 928 01:02:01,819 --> 01:02:03,921 Yeah, hi. 929 01:02:03,988 --> 01:02:08,192 Um, do you think that I pay you to stand around watching TV? 930 01:02:08,258 --> 01:02:11,728 Get back to work. Sorry, kid, I don't think this is gonna work out. 931 01:02:11,796 --> 01:02:13,730 Don't call me kid, okay? 932 01:02:13,798 --> 01:02:17,534 Sir, although I respect your authority here at Submarine Supreme... 933 01:02:17,601 --> 01:02:20,037 and I admire your position of power, 934 01:02:20,104 --> 01:02:24,674 I regretfully am going to have to once again bow out of the sandwich industry. 935 01:02:24,741 --> 01:02:28,913 Because in reality, I am an animator! 936 01:02:28,979 --> 01:02:31,081 I'm an animator! 937 01:02:31,148 --> 01:02:33,050 Okay? 938 01:02:34,584 --> 01:02:37,221 I, um-- I have some fetishes. 939 01:02:37,287 --> 01:02:39,389 See ya. 940 01:02:39,456 --> 01:02:43,093 Where the hell do you think you're goin', Gordy? I'm going to get a job, Dad. 941 01:02:43,160 --> 01:02:45,930 You must think I'm a damn idiot! Uh, yes. 942 01:02:45,996 --> 01:02:48,065 Bullshit, you're getting a job! 943 01:02:48,132 --> 01:02:50,700 You're a liar! You're grounded, you liar! 944 01:02:50,767 --> 01:02:52,669 Grounded? I'm 28 years old. 945 01:02:52,736 --> 01:02:55,405 - I don't care! Go to your room! - Bye-bye, Daddy. 946 01:02:55,472 --> 01:02:58,142 Bye-bye, Daddy. I'm going to get a jobby! 947 01:02:58,208 --> 01:03:01,478 No, not-- not in this damn car, you're not! 948 01:03:01,545 --> 01:03:05,115 Bye-bye, Daddy! I'm your number-one son! Fuck you! 949 01:03:10,220 --> 01:03:12,556 Where the fuck is he? Mr. Brody? 950 01:03:12,622 --> 01:03:14,524 Where's my son? What? 951 01:03:14,591 --> 01:03:16,460 Where is he? 952 01:03:16,526 --> 01:03:18,996 Mr. Brody, please! I don't know! 953 01:03:19,063 --> 01:03:22,332 Aah! Are you gonna tell me, you little punk? 954 01:03:25,369 --> 01:03:29,306 He's in Hollywood selling his cartoons. Oh, yeah? 955 01:03:46,991 --> 01:03:49,927 Japan Four! 956 01:03:51,461 --> 01:03:53,898 Okay, Davidson for four at 3:00-- 957 01:03:55,832 --> 01:03:59,069 Mr. Davidson, I have something you need to see. 958 01:03:59,136 --> 01:04:02,272 Is there a bomb in there, Gord? It's not a bomb! 959 01:04:02,339 --> 01:04:05,475 I did what you told me to do, okay? I quit my shitty cheese job. 960 01:04:05,542 --> 01:04:07,811 I went home. I moved in with my parents. I worked really hard. 961 01:04:07,878 --> 01:04:10,780 I came up with a concept. Mm-hmm. 962 01:04:10,847 --> 01:04:13,017 It's called "Zebras in America." Okay? 963 01:04:13,083 --> 01:04:15,953 It's about a family of zebras. They move to America. 964 01:04:16,020 --> 01:04:17,955 It's a classic "fish out of water" story. 965 01:04:18,022 --> 01:04:20,958 Except it's not fish. It's, uh, zebras... 966 01:04:21,025 --> 01:04:23,160 out of water. 967 01:04:23,227 --> 01:04:25,362 Of course, zebras don't live in water, Gord, but I understand. 968 01:04:25,429 --> 01:04:27,564 I know. I know. Exactly. Who cares? 969 01:04:27,631 --> 01:04:29,599 That's what I'm talking about. The zebras aren't in the water. 970 01:04:29,666 --> 01:04:32,202 It's like Splash. It's like Splash. I saw it. I loved it. 971 01:04:32,269 --> 01:04:35,805 But I have a question for you. Is this the father character with the goatee like you? 972 01:04:35,872 --> 01:04:37,874 Is that him? Y-Y-Yeah. 973 01:04:37,942 --> 01:04:39,944 Just seems a little unrealistic, that's all. 974 01:04:40,010 --> 01:04:41,979 It's unrealistic. Yeah. It's unreal-- 975 01:04:42,046 --> 01:04:44,281 He's a centaur. He's like a half-man, 976 01:04:44,348 --> 01:04:46,450 half-zebra. Right. Clash of the Titans. 977 01:04:46,516 --> 01:04:49,686 - Right. Sure. I get it. - Half-man, half-zebra mutant. 978 01:04:49,753 --> 01:04:52,122 He's a-- He's a-- He's a myth. He's a myth. 979 01:04:52,189 --> 01:04:54,158 It's a mythological-- It's like a Greek myth. 980 01:04:54,224 --> 01:04:56,961 It's like a Greek myth, except African. Sure. 981 01:04:57,027 --> 01:05:01,031 - African-American Greek myth. Yes. - Myth. 982 01:05:04,935 --> 01:05:07,137 Can I help you? Yeah, you can help me, bitch. 983 01:05:07,204 --> 01:05:09,273 Get off your fat ass and tell me where my fucking son is. 984 01:05:09,339 --> 01:05:11,308 Who the hell do you think you are? 985 01:05:11,375 --> 01:05:13,477 Get the fuck out of my way! 986 01:05:17,114 --> 01:05:19,316 But the father is real. No. 987 01:05:19,383 --> 01:05:22,219 Nobody does this shit. I don't buy it. It doesn't seem-- 988 01:05:22,286 --> 01:05:25,622 Ahh! Here you are, you goddamn lying car thief! 989 01:05:29,326 --> 01:05:33,030 What's so fuckin' funny, you little prick? 990 01:05:33,097 --> 01:05:34,965 You're fuckin' funny. You think that it's funny... 991 01:05:35,032 --> 01:05:39,303 to brainwash my kid so he sits around with his fingers up his ass? 992 01:05:39,369 --> 01:05:42,706 - I'll show you what's funny! - Mr. Davidson, run! 993 01:05:42,772 --> 01:05:46,276 Oh, don't hurt me, big daddy! Oh, don't hurt me! I'll kick your ass! 994 01:05:46,343 --> 01:05:49,179 Oh, yeah! Don't mess with my son! 995 01:05:49,246 --> 01:05:53,583 I'm the father here! I'll get you! 996 01:05:53,650 --> 01:05:56,953 I'll get you, Gord, you son of a bitch! You too, you little prick! 997 01:05:57,021 --> 01:05:59,589 Ow! That hurt! Hey! 998 01:05:59,656 --> 01:06:03,327 Ow! Goddamn! Great job! Nice show! 999 01:06:03,393 --> 01:06:05,395 Where'd you get this guy? Central Casting? 1000 01:06:05,462 --> 01:06:08,032 He is fucking great. I love the whole bit. It was hilarious, Gord. 1001 01:06:08,098 --> 01:06:10,400 That's great shit. 1002 01:06:10,467 --> 01:06:13,237 Mr. Davidson, I'm sorry. That's my father. He's crazy. 1003 01:06:13,303 --> 01:06:16,273 Gord, whatever. Listen, do me a favor. Stop the act, okay? 1004 01:06:16,340 --> 01:06:18,375 Let me tell you something. 1005 01:06:18,442 --> 01:06:21,445 I've been doing this job, okay, for six years. 1006 01:06:21,511 --> 01:06:24,081 I have never seen a more creative or exciting pitch than that. 1007 01:06:24,148 --> 01:06:26,750 I wasn't even thinking about writing a check today. 1008 01:06:26,816 --> 01:06:29,053 But with that kind of creativity, 1009 01:06:29,119 --> 01:06:32,222 I'm completely comfortable green-lighting this fucking project. 1010 01:06:32,289 --> 01:06:34,691 I'm gonna write you a check right now, partner, 1011 01:06:34,758 --> 01:06:38,495 for, I don't know, how's one million dollars sound to you? 1012 01:06:39,696 --> 01:06:42,866 Oh. Uh-- Sound good? 1013 01:06:42,932 --> 01:06:44,734 Sounds real-- 1014 01:06:46,002 --> 01:06:49,239 Hi. My name is Harry. 1015 01:06:49,306 --> 01:06:52,309 Do you hear the funny sound? Do you hear the funny sound? 1016 01:06:52,376 --> 01:06:55,112 It's my hooves! It's my hooves! 1017 01:06:55,179 --> 01:06:59,216 In Africa, the humans hated us because of our zebra lower bodies, 1018 01:06:59,283 --> 01:07:01,751 and the zebras hated us because of our human upper bodies. 1019 01:07:01,818 --> 01:07:04,721 So my family, we moved from Africa to start over in America. 1020 01:07:06,490 --> 01:07:10,494 But life in America wasn't perfect. 1021 01:07:10,560 --> 01:07:14,264 Especially for zebras who were used to living in fields, not houses. 1022 01:07:14,331 --> 01:07:18,635 My hooves! My hooves! 1023 01:07:18,702 --> 01:07:23,407 My dad was weird in Africa, but America made him crazy. 1024 01:07:23,473 --> 01:07:25,642 I'm not gettin' a stupid job, Dad! 1025 01:07:25,709 --> 01:07:27,744 I never had a part-time job in Africa. 1026 01:07:27,811 --> 01:07:29,613 How dare you! 1027 01:07:33,983 --> 01:07:36,953 How do you like that, fucker? Huh, fucker? How do you like that, fucker? 1028 01:07:37,020 --> 01:07:39,189 Huh, fucker? You fucker! 1029 01:07:39,256 --> 01:07:42,159 You fucker! Eh, fucker? Fucker! Fucker! 1030 01:07:42,226 --> 01:07:45,395 So check us out. You'll laugh at how simple misunderstandings... 1031 01:07:45,462 --> 01:07:48,132 always seem to get us into a whole heap of trouble. 1032 01:07:48,198 --> 01:07:51,067 It's crazy! Listen to my hooves! 1033 01:07:51,135 --> 01:07:53,970 Listen to my hooves! 1034 01:07:54,037 --> 01:07:56,506 Listen to them cloppity-clop. 1035 01:07:56,573 --> 01:07:58,475 Listen to them cloppity-clop. 1036 01:07:58,542 --> 01:08:01,745 Zebras in America! 1037 01:08:21,898 --> 01:08:24,401 Darren! Darren! 1038 01:08:27,171 --> 01:08:29,038 Darren. 1039 01:08:29,105 --> 01:08:32,509 What do you want, Gord? Darren, you're not gonna believe this. 1040 01:08:32,576 --> 01:08:34,878 I don't think we can be friends anymore, 1041 01:08:34,944 --> 01:08:37,847 because you're crazy and your father's crazy too. 1042 01:08:37,914 --> 01:08:40,150 You wanna see what a million dollars looks like? Will you keep it down? 1043 01:08:40,217 --> 01:08:42,085 I have to work in-- 1044 01:08:42,152 --> 01:08:46,456 What the hell is that? It's a check for a million dollars. 1045 01:08:46,523 --> 01:08:49,259 I sold my cartoon. My dad said I couldn't sell my cartoon. 1046 01:08:49,326 --> 01:08:52,095 But guess what? I sold my cartoon... 1047 01:08:52,162 --> 01:08:54,564 for a million dollars! 1048 01:08:54,631 --> 01:08:57,367 - Shh! - I got a million dollars for my little drawings! 1049 01:08:57,434 --> 01:08:59,436 No, no, no. For my little drawings! 1050 01:08:59,503 --> 01:09:02,806 Don't rub on Mr. Lee. No, no, no, no. Not my plant. 1051 01:09:02,872 --> 01:09:06,443 Give me my plant, Gord. Gord, give-- 1052 01:09:06,510 --> 01:09:09,346 Don't you see? I don't have to take his crap anymore. 1053 01:09:10,947 --> 01:09:13,983 You're right. You've done it. 1054 01:09:14,050 --> 01:09:16,119 You don't even have to live in their basement anymore. 1055 01:09:16,186 --> 01:09:20,890 Look, just give me $100,000 in cash, put the rest in my checking/savings account. 1056 01:09:22,792 --> 01:09:25,262 What do you want with 100 grand, Gord? 1057 01:09:25,329 --> 01:09:28,198 Hmm! Hmm! 1058 01:09:28,265 --> 01:09:30,300 Hmm! No. 1059 01:09:30,367 --> 01:09:32,902 - Don't-- Don't do that. - I wonder! 1060 01:09:32,969 --> 01:09:35,539 I wonder! I wonder! 1061 01:09:49,286 --> 01:09:53,189 Betty! Betty, come to the window! 1062 01:09:53,257 --> 01:09:56,493 Betty! Betty! 1063 01:09:56,560 --> 01:09:59,963 Gord? Gord, is that you? 1064 01:10:00,029 --> 01:10:02,832 Look at me, Betty! I'm flying! 1065 01:10:07,036 --> 01:10:11,641 - Gord, what do you want? - Meet me on the roof! 1066 01:10:11,708 --> 01:10:15,812 Meet me on the roof, Betty, please! 1067 01:10:25,389 --> 01:10:29,526 * When a man loves a woman * 1068 01:10:30,727 --> 01:10:34,030 * Can't keep his mind on nothin' else * 1069 01:10:34,097 --> 01:10:39,303 * He'd trade the world for a good thing he's found * 1070 01:10:39,369 --> 01:10:44,408 * If she is bad he can't see it * 1071 01:10:44,474 --> 01:10:47,143 * She can do no wrong * Gord, what are you doing? 1072 01:10:49,313 --> 01:10:51,415 * Turn his back on his best friend * 1073 01:10:51,481 --> 01:10:53,450 * If he put her down * What? 1074 01:10:53,517 --> 01:10:55,452 I saw you on TV-- 1075 01:10:55,519 --> 01:10:58,522 * When a man loves a woman * 1076 01:10:58,588 --> 01:11:00,590 Gord, I can't hear you! 1077 01:11:00,657 --> 01:11:04,328 I saw you on TV, and you inspired me to keep trying. 1078 01:11:04,394 --> 01:11:08,031 So I did it, and I sold my animations and-- 1079 01:11:10,199 --> 01:11:13,637 Remember that day I lied to you and told you that I was a stockbroker? 1080 01:11:13,703 --> 01:11:16,740 Guess what? Now I really am rich, and-- Here. 1081 01:11:18,975 --> 01:11:20,977 I have a bag of jewels for you. Gord. 1082 01:11:21,044 --> 01:11:25,549 - Gord-- - They're jewels, Betty. They're jewels. 1083 01:11:25,615 --> 01:11:28,485 I got them all for you. 1084 01:11:29,886 --> 01:11:31,921 But Gord, I don't care about jewels. 1085 01:11:31,988 --> 01:11:35,959 I just wanna-- I just wanna suck your cock. 1086 01:11:37,260 --> 01:11:39,863 Do you-- Do you really mean that, Betty? 1087 01:11:41,365 --> 01:11:43,600 Yes, Gord. 1088 01:11:43,667 --> 01:11:46,903 Even if you were poor, I'd still just wanna stay home and-- 1089 01:11:50,173 --> 01:11:52,008 and suck your cock. 1090 01:11:53,777 --> 01:11:55,812 * When a man * Oh, Betty. 1091 01:11:55,879 --> 01:11:59,449 * Loves a woman * Oh, Gordy. 1092 01:11:59,516 --> 01:12:02,118 * Down deep in his soul * 1093 01:12:02,185 --> 01:12:04,688 * She can bring him * 1094 01:12:04,754 --> 01:12:09,926 Are you crying, you silly? No! No! 1095 01:12:09,993 --> 01:12:13,997 Yes, you are. Okay, maybe just a little. 1096 01:12:14,063 --> 01:12:18,568 I gotta go! I gotta go! 1097 01:12:18,635 --> 01:12:20,637 Okay. But where are you going, Gord? 1098 01:12:20,704 --> 01:12:24,741 I'm going to see my daddy! 1099 01:12:24,808 --> 01:12:27,511 * When a man loves a woman * Good luck, Gord! Good luck! 1100 01:12:27,577 --> 01:12:32,215 I'm going to see my daddy! 1101 01:12:32,281 --> 01:12:35,184 Good luck, Gordy! 1102 01:12:35,251 --> 01:12:37,887 My daddy! My daddy! 1103 01:13:49,526 --> 01:13:51,561 Somebody in this room? 1104 01:13:53,229 --> 01:13:55,064 I'll kick your ass. 1105 01:14:01,471 --> 01:14:04,007 Fuck. 1106 01:14:06,476 --> 01:14:08,211 Sweet dreams, Daddy. 1107 01:14:16,252 --> 01:14:18,922 You see, Mr. Brody? This part here, that's the trickiest part. 1108 01:14:18,988 --> 01:14:20,757 It'll take 30 men. 1109 01:14:20,824 --> 01:14:24,594 Believe me, it would be a lot cheaper if you just tear the whole thing down and-- 1110 01:14:24,661 --> 01:14:26,663 Money's no object. 1111 01:14:26,730 --> 01:14:28,732 'Cause I had a million dollars, okay? 1112 01:14:28,798 --> 01:14:31,334 And then I spent $150,000 on the jewels, okay? 1113 01:14:31,400 --> 01:14:34,938 And then I spent $100,000-- I rented a helicopter, okay? 1114 01:14:35,004 --> 01:14:37,574 And then you add this $750,000, that's all my money. 1115 01:14:37,641 --> 01:14:41,811 That's all my money, gone. It's a million dollars gone. 1116 01:14:41,878 --> 01:14:44,514 Easy come, easy go. Yeah. 1117 01:14:44,581 --> 01:14:46,650 I tell ya. 1118 01:14:55,191 --> 01:14:57,861 Oh, yeah, Frida. That's the ticket. 1119 01:15:16,913 --> 01:15:19,983 Where in the fuck's that water? 1120 01:15:37,967 --> 01:15:41,370 Surprise, Daddy! We're in Pakistan! 1121 01:15:41,437 --> 01:15:44,574 I thought we could go sew some soccer balls together! 1122 01:15:44,641 --> 01:15:47,310 Pakistan? Pakistan? 1123 01:15:47,376 --> 01:15:49,713 That's a fuckin' camel! 1124 01:15:49,779 --> 01:15:52,616 We're going for a ride, Daddy! 1125 01:15:56,185 --> 01:15:58,087 What is going on? 1126 01:15:58,154 --> 01:16:03,126 What is going on? Why the hell did you do this to me? 1127 01:16:06,630 --> 01:16:08,932 - Oh, no! - Stop! Stop! 1128 01:16:20,710 --> 01:16:22,846 Dad, uh-- 1129 01:16:31,655 --> 01:16:34,590 There ain't gonna be no discussion from now on! 1130 01:16:34,658 --> 01:16:37,193 I'm gonna kick your ass! 1131 01:16:37,260 --> 01:16:39,195 I'm gonna kill you! 1132 01:16:39,262 --> 01:16:41,330 Hey! Hey, hey! 1133 01:16:41,397 --> 01:16:44,634 You're fuckin' dead. 1134 01:16:48,571 --> 01:16:52,642 Oh, God. 1135 01:16:52,709 --> 01:16:56,980 You didn't know I could run this fast, did you, fuck-face? Hey! 1136 01:16:57,046 --> 01:16:59,248 You better run, you little shit! 1137 01:17:02,852 --> 01:17:06,322 Look at me, Daddy! 1138 01:17:06,389 --> 01:17:09,458 Oh! Look at me! 1139 01:17:09,525 --> 01:17:11,661 Look at me, Daddy! Look what I can do! 1140 01:17:11,728 --> 01:17:15,431 What the fuck do you think you're doing, you sick son of a bitch? 1141 01:17:15,498 --> 01:17:17,333 Look! Oh! 1142 01:17:28,311 --> 01:17:31,247 Dad? 1143 01:17:38,387 --> 01:17:40,256 Oh! 1144 01:17:41,991 --> 01:17:45,028 Gord. Are you okay? 1145 01:17:45,094 --> 01:17:46,963 I think so. 1146 01:17:48,231 --> 01:17:51,000 Shit. 1147 01:17:51,067 --> 01:17:53,002 I wanna ask you something, all right? 1148 01:17:53,069 --> 01:17:56,539 How the fuck did you afford all this? 1149 01:17:56,605 --> 01:17:58,407 Where'd you get the money? 1150 01:17:59,776 --> 01:18:02,278 I got a job. 1151 01:18:02,345 --> 01:18:06,515 I'm an animator. I'm a real animator. 1152 01:18:06,582 --> 01:18:10,319 A job? You mean your doodles? 1153 01:18:10,386 --> 01:18:13,957 Yeah, Dad. I sold them. 1154 01:18:14,023 --> 01:18:17,260 They gave me a million dollars for my drawings. 1155 01:18:18,394 --> 01:18:22,465 Good God Almighty, Gord! A million dollars? 1156 01:18:22,531 --> 01:18:24,433 This doodlin' thing's for real. 1157 01:18:24,500 --> 01:18:29,238 Yeah, you must be a pretty damn good doodler, aren't you? 1158 01:18:29,305 --> 01:18:33,542 Look, I know we've had our differences. 1159 01:18:33,609 --> 01:18:37,013 You and I never really see eye to eye, but I learned something. 1160 01:18:37,080 --> 01:18:39,548 I could see that. No. 1161 01:18:39,615 --> 01:18:41,384 Not just how to whack off an elephant. 1162 01:18:42,886 --> 01:18:45,955 I learned to believe in myself. 1163 01:18:46,022 --> 01:18:48,792 And I'm sorry if you're ashamed of me sometimes... 1164 01:18:48,858 --> 01:18:52,728 because I do things a little differently, but I got that from you. 1165 01:18:52,796 --> 01:18:57,633 'Cause you always do things your own way, no matter what other people think. 1166 01:18:57,700 --> 01:19:00,736 Maybe I needed to do the same. 1167 01:19:03,306 --> 01:19:06,209 I know I'll never be the man you want me to be, 1168 01:19:06,275 --> 01:19:08,111 but I'm your son. 1169 01:19:10,179 --> 01:19:12,281 And I want you to be proud. 1170 01:19:19,956 --> 01:19:21,991 Son, you did it. 1171 01:19:23,927 --> 01:19:26,029 I am proud of you. 1172 01:19:26,095 --> 01:19:29,198 Proud? 1173 01:19:29,265 --> 01:19:31,267 Proud. 1174 01:19:31,334 --> 01:19:33,202 What is this? 1175 01:19:47,350 --> 01:19:49,285 Topping world news tonight: 1176 01:19:49,352 --> 01:19:51,287 The creator of a popular television show... 1177 01:19:51,354 --> 01:19:54,223 has been captured by villagers in Pakistan. 1178 01:19:54,290 --> 01:19:57,460 The American State Department has confirmed that Gordon Brody, 1179 01:19:57,526 --> 01:20:00,596 creator of the animated series Zebras in America-- 1180 01:20:00,663 --> 01:20:03,532 ...creator of the animated series Zebras in America-- 1181 01:20:03,599 --> 01:20:06,836 ...were taken hostage earlier today while vacationing in the Thar Desert-- 1182 01:20:06,903 --> 01:20:11,040 ...while vacationing in the Thar Desert along the Pakistan-India border. 1183 01:20:11,107 --> 01:20:14,077 At this hour, their conditions are not known. 1184 01:20:32,595 --> 01:20:35,398 The world got its first glimpse of Gordon and Jim Brody. 1185 01:20:35,464 --> 01:20:38,467 Earlier today, the Pentagon released this videotape... 1186 01:20:38,534 --> 01:20:41,037 which they received from the captors. Why are we watching this? 1187 01:20:41,104 --> 01:20:43,306 Are you still in love with your husband? No, Shaq, honey. 1188 01:20:43,372 --> 01:20:46,842 That's my son-- my little baby boy. They're holding him hostage. 1189 01:20:46,910 --> 01:20:49,712 - I'm just being a concerned mom. - Yeah, whatever. 1190 01:20:49,778 --> 01:20:51,814 I did all this for you-- nipples pierced. 1191 01:20:51,881 --> 01:20:53,716 Can he do it like this? Huh? 1192 01:20:53,782 --> 01:20:56,819 Can he do it like that? Or do all this? Do all that? 1193 01:20:56,886 --> 01:20:59,923 ...to bring the Brody's home alive. 1194 01:20:59,989 --> 01:21:02,658 A happy ending in the Brody hostage crisis. 1195 01:21:02,725 --> 01:21:06,930 After 18 months in captivity, the father and son were freed yesterday. 1196 01:21:06,996 --> 01:21:10,934 Gordon and Jim Brody were expected to return to their home in Portland today... 1197 01:21:11,000 --> 01:21:13,536 where the real healing will begin. 1198 01:21:13,602 --> 01:21:17,573 The mayor and the city have organized a celebration for the Brodys' return. 1199 01:21:35,758 --> 01:21:38,061 Hey, Gord! 1200 01:22:13,762 --> 01:22:16,765 Wait for me! Andy, no! 1201 01:22:16,832 --> 01:22:19,068 Andy! 1202 01:22:19,135 --> 01:22:21,270 No! 1203 01:22:21,337 --> 01:22:25,408 Daddy! I'm okay! I'm okay! 1204 01:22:25,474 --> 01:22:28,244 I'm okay, Daddy! 1205 01:22:28,311 --> 01:22:30,713 May I have your attention, please? 1206 01:22:30,779 --> 01:22:33,916 May I have your attention, please? 1207 01:22:33,983 --> 01:22:37,386 Will the real Slim Shady please stand up? 1208 01:22:37,453 --> 01:22:41,390 I repeat: Will the real Slim Shady please stand up? 1209 01:22:41,457 --> 01:22:43,492 We're gonna have a problem here. 1210 01:22:43,559 --> 01:22:45,728 * Y'all act like you never seen a white person before * 1211 01:22:45,794 --> 01:22:48,397 * Jaws all on the floor like Pam, like Tommy just burst in the door * 1212 01:22:48,464 --> 01:22:52,301 ** You can't hurt me, not with my cheese helmet! 1213 01:22:52,368 --> 01:22:55,538 He's a stupid-- He's a stupid-- Not stupid. 1214 01:22:55,604 --> 01:22:58,141 He's stupid! He's stupid! Not stupid. Not stupid. 1215 01:22:58,207 --> 01:23:01,144 Ooh! Now I'm stinky! 1216 01:23:01,210 --> 01:23:05,448 Now I'm stinky! Now-- Now I'm stinky! 1217 01:23:05,514 --> 01:23:07,483 It's a monster! What the hell are you doin'? 1218 01:23:07,550 --> 01:23:10,453 You're a tasty monster. 1219 01:23:12,988 --> 01:23:15,824 Uh-oh! Oh! Oh! 1220 01:23:50,859 --> 01:23:54,230 Get up off your ass! 1221 01:23:56,399 --> 01:23:58,367 What the fuck am I doing? 1222 01:23:58,434 --> 01:24:01,537 * Yes, I'm the real Shady All you other Slim Shadys are just imitating * 1223 01:24:01,604 --> 01:24:04,173 * So won't the real Slim Shady please stand up * 1224 01:24:04,240 --> 01:24:06,409 * Please stand up Please stand up * 1225 01:24:08,711 --> 01:24:10,813 I guess there's a Slim Shady in all of us. 1226 01:24:14,617 --> 01:24:17,353 Let's all stand up. 1227 01:24:40,509 --> 01:24:42,511 One, two! Do the Freddy! 1228 01:24:42,578 --> 01:24:44,880 * Do the Freddy, do the Freddy Do the Freddy, do the Freddy * 1229 01:24:47,216 --> 01:24:49,718 * Do the Freddy, do the Freddy Do the Freddy, do the Freddy * 1230 01:25:10,339 --> 01:25:12,841 * Whether I'm right * 1231 01:25:12,908 --> 01:25:15,444 * Or whether I'm wrong * 1232 01:25:15,511 --> 01:25:18,013 * Whether I find a place in this world * 1233 01:25:18,080 --> 01:25:20,149 * Or never belong * 1234 01:25:20,216 --> 01:25:22,751 * I've gotta be me * 1235 01:25:22,818 --> 01:25:25,288 * I've gotta be me * 1236 01:25:25,354 --> 01:25:30,125 * What else can I be but what I am * 1237 01:25:30,193 --> 01:25:32,961 * I wanna live * 1238 01:25:33,028 --> 01:25:35,631 * Not merely survive * 1239 01:25:35,698 --> 01:25:38,267 * And I won't give up this dream of life * 1240 01:25:38,334 --> 01:25:40,436 * That keeps me alive * 1241 01:25:40,503 --> 01:25:42,938 * I've gotta be me * 1242 01:25:43,005 --> 01:25:45,541 * I've gotta be me * 1243 01:25:45,608 --> 01:25:50,746 * The dream that I see makes me what I am * 1244 01:25:50,813 --> 01:25:53,081 * That faraway prize * 1245 01:25:53,148 --> 01:25:55,618 * A world of success * 1246 01:25:55,684 --> 01:26:00,789 * Is waitin' for me if I heed the call * 1247 01:26:00,856 --> 01:26:03,226 * I won't settle down * 1248 01:26:03,292 --> 01:26:05,828 * Or settle for less * 1249 01:26:05,894 --> 01:26:10,866 * As long as there is a chance that I can have it all * 1250 01:26:10,933 --> 01:26:13,336 * I'll go it alone * 1251 01:26:13,402 --> 01:26:15,838 * That's how it must be * 1252 01:26:15,904 --> 01:26:18,507 * I can't be right for nobody else * 1253 01:26:18,574 --> 01:26:20,976 * If I'm not right for me * 1254 01:26:21,043 --> 01:26:23,312 * I gotta be free * 1255 01:26:23,379 --> 01:26:26,249 * I gotta be free * 1256 01:26:26,315 --> 01:26:28,517 * Daring to try to do it or die * 1257 01:26:28,584 --> 01:26:30,819 * I've gotta be me * 1258 01:26:30,886 --> 01:26:33,456 * I've gotta be me * * I've gotta be me * 1259 01:26:33,522 --> 01:26:35,858 * I've gotta be me * * I've gotta be me * 1260 01:26:35,924 --> 01:26:38,694 * I've gotta be me * * I've gotta be me * 1261 01:26:38,761 --> 01:26:43,566 * One, two, three Gotta be me ** 1262 01:26:57,079 --> 01:26:58,947 And cut! 94119