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Your honor,
Terror Eyes is a dark web portal
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that allows users
to post footage of injuries,
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accidents, and death.
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Bryan Rusty
was the supreme user
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and has posted dozens
of crimes caught on tape.
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♪ What you
learned in school was ♪
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♪ To get some evil
in you 'cause ♪
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♪ The things they do to you
will just leave you crying ♪
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♪ His face erased by 14 ♪
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♪ Knives, and forks,
and door keys ♪
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♪ They left him on the floor
looking like Jason Vorhees ♪
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♪ No more please ♪
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♪ What you learned
in school was ♪
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♪ To get some evil in you
'cause ♪
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♪ The things they do to you
will just leave you crying ♪
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Cake in 20 minutes!
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All right.
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Uh, two beers, whiskey,
more wine.
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Danny, you're not supposed
to be in here.
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Get me the big lighter.
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♪ When I met you
I was skeptical at first ♪
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♪ I even bet you that your
lines were all rehearsed ♪
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♪ Now we're flirtin' down
this unlikely track ♪
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What's this?
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I'm gonna propose on the trip.
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Bryan already knows.
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Good.
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I hope it's a long engagement.
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Why?
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It's gonna be a big adjustment
for him.
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It's gonna take
some getting used to.
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Come on, guys!
I know.
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♪ Happy birthday to you ♪
Oh, my goodness.
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♪ Happy birthday to you ♪
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♪ Happy birthday,
dear Danny ♪
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♪ Happy birthday to you ♪
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Yeah!
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Whoo!
Happy birthday, bud.
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This is really cool.
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Thank you, guys.
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You know, most of my friends
have birthdays this year.
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You've still
got it even in your old age.
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Happy birthday.
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From here on out,
you're just gettin' old.
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Hey, this, uh,
doesn't have a phone.
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Comedy equals tragedy
plus time,
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so just give it some time
before your next joke.
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A long time.
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You know they're
not gonna let you
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take that
into the festival, right?
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Oh, everyone has one of these.
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Everyone? At that price?
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We're giving you that
under one condition, you know.
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Okay, what?
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You take Bryan with you.
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Uh, actually, dad,
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the whole trip was planned
a long time ago.
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What's that got to do
with anything?
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Well, we're seeing the band
that we saw on our first date.
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Rebecca's goin', isn't she?
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Yeah, she was
at the same concert.
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She introduced us, so...
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Yeah, we have, like, a three
musketeers thing going on.
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Not...
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four.
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Lisa, come on, Lees.
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Bryan idolizes you.
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There's no reason
you can't include him.
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It would be his first concert.
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He doesn't even have a ticket.
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Yes, he does.
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You bought Bryan tickets?
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You need to spend time together
before it's too late.
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- You're filming him! Stop!
- What?
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Jesus Christ!
Oh, shit. I'm sorry!
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I don't... I don't know what happened.
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Oh, shit, dude!
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I just threw an M80
in that bathroom.
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What's up, B, my dude?
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I just wanna know if you need
somebody to work for you
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in an official capacity
or apprentice
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because I be pulling pranks
like shit just like you, dude.
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So, let me know. I love you,
and I'll do anything.
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Please.
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Hey. Hey, hold up a second.
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Hold on. Hold up.
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Can I call you
while you're there?
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I really don't think
that's a good idea.
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Well, I don't know
if I'm okay with you
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going on vacation with him.
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He's the one
that's my boyfriend.
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Yeah, and not much longer.
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You don't know that.
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Look, honestly, I am
just excited to get away
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and have some time to think.
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Yeah, but you're gonna
be with him the whole time.
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Shane, you and...
Shane, where are you?
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Check it out.
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You don't care.
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I wouldn't blow smoke into it.
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You know, I wish you
would've told me
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you were gonna pop the question.
Sorry about that.
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I literally now just told mom.
I know, I know.
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Things don't always go
as planned.
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- Well, I'm happy for you. I really am.
- Thanks.
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Everything's gonna go well
for you.
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- Not like...
- Dad.
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You know you can do everything
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in your power
to keep your family safe.
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Get the safest car, you live
in the best neighborhood,
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and then one day...
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Speak of the devil.
Hey, Bryan.
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Things can change
on a dime, man.
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- Hi, Tracy.
- Hey, Tammy.
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- Hi, Shane.
- Hi, Danny.
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- Hey, Ty.
- What you guys doin'?
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- Just looking for the ice cream man.
- Your camera!
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Dad, it's not your fault.
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Don't say that.
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That's what everybody says.
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But we know the truth, right?
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I should've been watching.
It's okay.
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Just be careful.
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Babe, you've been
so amazing with the whole,
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you know, situation.
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I know it's been distracting,
but our love is...
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is... what?
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Bigger.
Our love is bigger than that.
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And I know it's not easy.
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It's not easy for me,
but it'll get better.
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I promise.
I mean, you know me.
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I'm the same guy
from three years ago.
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And we can overcome.
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Overcome?
Jesus, that's horrible.
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Baby, what're you still
doing up? It's midnight.
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Hey, I was just messing
with the camera.
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All right, well,
I'm going to bed, okay?
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We're leaving at 8:00.
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Eight? Why so early?
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Mm, starts with "t,"
ends with "raffic."
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- You okay with that?
- Yeah, sure.
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All right.
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We had a-a special night.
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And I'll admit it,
we connected,
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and I really needed that 'cause
Danny and I haven't been...
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Danny and I have our own
separate range of problems.
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But he's a really good person.
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Maybe too good
and I don't wanna hurt him.
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See? You could be free
from all of that.
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With me, there's no baggage.
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And I don't give a damn
about you know who,
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so you'll never have
to worry about him...
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Look, I've gotta go.
We'll talk when I get back.
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- Can I meet you out there?
- No!
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I'm gonna miss you.
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Good evening,
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Terror Eyes community.
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The joys of this moment are...
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...many.
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First, we have for you
another tantalizing video.
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We also got a new camera...
camera.
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It's actually kind of the reason
for our visit tonight.
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Ours ran out of battery...
battery.
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Just take what you want!
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All we want is the camera.
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Then go.
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You don't want me to hurt you?
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We're running
out of batteries.
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What?
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The camera, dude.
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Hey, homo.
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Hey, homo, I'm talking to you!
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I'm not even gay.
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Yeah, but you're a homo-ner!
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You have
an extra battery... battery?
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No.
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Yes! Mike!
Grab your big, bad camera.
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We got shit to do!
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And don't forget batteries
this time, man!
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- Hey...
- Hey!
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You ready to party
in the desert?
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Oh, yes.
Check it out.
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See, I heard you got a new toy!
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So did I.
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Uh, well, if the car dies,
we're good on batteries.
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Remember the little ones
we used to use?
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That's like a double-double.
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Yeah, well,
someone spoiled me.
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All right, Rebecca,
what are you wearing
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on the first day
of this adventure?
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My fuzzy jacket,
something to swim in.
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- Oh, boy.
- And your favorite bra.
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- Oh, my God, Rebecca.
- Oh, come on.
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Are you still gonna ask her?
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Shh!
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Yeah.
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Are you nervous?
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What do you think?
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Oh, guess it makes me
a little sad.
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Why?
Hey, girl!
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Hey, Lees!
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So, he already told you
that he's bringing his
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little friend with us.
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Okay, let's go!
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Hey, let's go!
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Hello?
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You're with Rebecca, right?
No, thank you.
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Just...
No, thank you. Bye.
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I have to pee.
I'll be right back.
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Every time. I swear.
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She's gonna make us
stop so much. Watch.
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Hey, put some clothes on
while you're back there.
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Whoo-whoo...
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Whoo-whoo!
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Ooh-ooh!
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Ooh-ooh!
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♪ What you learned
in school was ♪
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♪ To get some evil in you
'cause ♪
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♪ The things they do to you
will just leave you crying ♪
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That was awesome guys.
Thanks.
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You know your camera's
a little too big to bring
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into the festival, right?
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So, I guess your new toy's
gonna stay
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in the room then, huh, Danny?
Whatever.
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It can keep mine company.
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- Oh, what an asshole!
- Who?
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That guy.
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He just threw a pack
of cigarettes out the window.
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You serious?
Hey! What the hell?
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Danny, stop it!
Someone's gotta tell him.
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Yeah, but haven't you
ever heard of road rage?
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I mean, people kill over
that kind of stuff.
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Sure,
if they're insane.
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They are insane.
Guys, I gotta pee.
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All right, we are almost there,
okay?
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It's 30 more minutes, babe.
I gotta go, too.
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All right, all right.
Next exit.
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Who's that?
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Ah, it's just my mom.
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I'll call her once
we're off the road.
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Check this!
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Do you see that, dude?
I be pullin' pranks, too!
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That right there is the banana
in the tail pipe.
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No digital mask
'cause you know I'm hardcore!
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I trust Terror Eyes.
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I know it's a safe,
secure space
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for people like you
and me, Bryan.
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Hit me up!
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I'm so excited to eat.
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Babe, you want some chips
or something?
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That sounds so good.
Oh, Jesus.
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Hello! I said hello.
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Hi. Nice car.
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Ah, nice camera.
Birthday present?
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Yeah, actually. Most of my
friends have birthdays this year.
256
00:13:25,319 --> 00:13:27,854
It's no big deal.
257
00:13:27,988 --> 00:13:32,026
Danny, let's go.
I'm starving. Come on.
258
00:13:35,096 --> 00:13:36,765
That was freaking weird.
259
00:13:45,806 --> 00:13:47,507
Got you some flowers.
Nope. Thank you.
260
00:13:47,641 --> 00:13:49,877
What, are you allergic?
I don't know you.
261
00:13:50,011 --> 00:13:51,512
You're too good for flowers?
262
00:13:51,646 --> 00:13:53,179
Just take 'em!
All right, thanks so much, guy.
263
00:13:53,314 --> 00:13:54,449
God.
264
00:13:54,583 --> 00:13:56,952
Think she likes 'em.
265
00:14:02,924 --> 00:14:05,793
You guys okay?
You guys are so quiet.
266
00:14:05,926 --> 00:14:10,697
Uh, yeah. We're all good.
Yeah. Yeah.
267
00:14:11,064 --> 00:14:13,733
- Oh, man.
- I am stoked for Coachella, guys!
268
00:14:13,867 --> 00:14:16,069
Happy to finally be here!
269
00:14:16,203 --> 00:14:18,138
The bands, the music...
270
00:14:18,271 --> 00:14:20,373
Yeah!
271
00:14:20,507 --> 00:14:22,243
The weed.
Obviously.
272
00:14:22,376 --> 00:14:24,378
Yeah, you can't forget that.
I bet Rebecca smokes more than everybody.
273
00:14:24,511 --> 00:14:26,280
I do not.
Well, I don't know.
274
00:14:26,414 --> 00:14:28,583
Lisa, you might be able...
you might be able to take her.
275
00:14:28,717 --> 00:14:30,617
Yeah.
Check out the pool!
276
00:14:30,751 --> 00:14:32,120
- Wow!
- Whoo-hoo!
277
00:14:32,252 --> 00:14:34,155
That's awesome!
278
00:14:34,289 --> 00:14:35,423
Lisa, gotta take a video.
279
00:14:35,556 --> 00:14:37,558
So, we are checking in!
280
00:14:37,692 --> 00:14:39,227
- Hi!
- Palm Springs, baby!
281
00:14:39,359 --> 00:14:41,928
What, what! On our way.
Oh, that's pretty.
282
00:14:42,063 --> 00:14:43,799
Oh, I like that
background better.
283
00:14:43,931 --> 00:14:45,566
Can we do another one?
You want another one?
284
00:14:45,699 --> 00:14:47,434
Yes! All right. We're gonna do
this every 30 seconds, aren't we?
285
00:14:47,568 --> 00:14:48,670
Hi guys!
It's the same day!
286
00:14:48,803 --> 00:14:50,638
Ah, look at it!
It's so nice.
287
00:14:50,771 --> 00:14:52,607
All right, let's get to the room.
I gotta pee. I'm documenting you guys
288
00:14:52,741 --> 00:14:54,241
- documenting yourself for social media.
- Yeah. Right?
289
00:14:54,375 --> 00:14:55,744
Lisa, where are we going?
290
00:14:55,876 --> 00:14:58,512
- 204?
- Yeah, that was it.
291
00:14:58,646 --> 00:15:00,480
Ooh, something smells
like weed, doesn't it?
292
00:15:00,615 --> 00:15:02,751
And here we are!
293
00:15:02,883 --> 00:15:04,584
Arriving at the extravagant,
king-sized,
294
00:15:04,718 --> 00:15:07,121
Palm Springs luxury suite.
295
00:15:07,255 --> 00:15:11,259
Mini-fridge, cable TV...
296
00:15:11,391 --> 00:15:13,895
A real swimming pool?
297
00:15:14,027 --> 00:15:15,328
Wow, Danny.
298
00:15:15,463 --> 00:15:16,664
So, what are we doing tonight?
299
00:15:16,796 --> 00:15:18,965
Besides staying in
and watching porn?
300
00:15:19,099 --> 00:15:20,400
All of the porn, yes.
301
00:15:20,534 --> 00:15:22,602
Um, I found a few
bars online,
302
00:15:22,737 --> 00:15:24,038
but I don't know
what you guys feel like.
303
00:15:24,170 --> 00:15:26,974
What do you wanna do?
I found a karaoke place.
304
00:15:27,107 --> 00:15:29,376
Really?
The thanks for coming club.
305
00:15:29,511 --> 00:15:30,745
Ooh, I don't know about that.
306
00:15:30,877 --> 00:15:32,146
Karaoke no jokey!
307
00:15:32,279 --> 00:15:33,481
- We'll see!
- Ooh!
308
00:15:33,613 --> 00:15:35,349
Gonna go change?
309
00:15:35,482 --> 00:15:37,718
Yeah, I'm gonna put my suit on.
310
00:15:37,852 --> 00:15:40,387
I wonder how late
the pool stays open till.
311
00:15:40,521 --> 00:15:43,091
- Not a clue.
- You still skinny dip?
312
00:15:43,223 --> 00:15:44,925
Lees and I go
every Tuesday at 11.
313
00:15:45,059 --> 00:15:47,261
Oh, come on. You know
she's gonna crash early.
314
00:15:47,395 --> 00:15:49,030
Keep me company.
315
00:15:49,163 --> 00:15:52,734
Restless neighbor.
316
00:15:52,867 --> 00:15:55,303
Really?
317
00:15:55,435 --> 00:15:56,838
Come on.
318
00:15:56,972 --> 00:15:59,473
Can you please stop
doing that? Jesus.
319
00:16:01,208 --> 00:16:04,011
So, yeah. You know, my pranks
don't really...
320
00:16:04,145 --> 00:16:06,515
don't really
get shit for views.
321
00:16:14,421 --> 00:16:16,589
I'm no Bryan. I never will be.
322
00:16:16,723 --> 00:16:17,958
But I'm his biggest fan.
323
00:16:18,093 --> 00:16:19,794
It's like, we're like brothers,
you know?
324
00:16:19,926 --> 00:16:22,763
I'm not just gonna sit here
and let life pass me by.
325
00:16:22,896 --> 00:16:24,464
I got plans, okay?
326
00:16:24,598 --> 00:16:27,434
I'm gonna create my own channel
on Terror Eyes, call it, like,
327
00:16:27,568 --> 00:16:28,936
"Talkin' Terror."
328
00:16:29,069 --> 00:16:30,571
Something along the...
I don't...
329
00:16:30,704 --> 00:16:32,206
whatever it's called,
it's gonna be dope,
330
00:16:32,339 --> 00:16:34,541
and I'm gonna bring you
the best of Terror Eyes.
331
00:16:34,675 --> 00:16:38,346
The best of TE!
T-E-T-V!
332
00:16:38,478 --> 00:16:40,547
Oh, shit, dude!
333
00:16:40,680 --> 00:16:44,084
Let's go! Whoo!
334
00:16:44,218 --> 00:16:46,087
- Hey, what's up, girls?
- Hey.
335
00:16:50,458 --> 00:16:53,661
No!
336
00:16:58,333 --> 00:17:01,135
No!
337
00:17:01,269 --> 00:17:04,139
I love your new toy.
It's nice and big.
338
00:17:04,271 --> 00:17:07,541
Oh, dear.
339
00:17:07,675 --> 00:17:10,845
Phelps shaking in
his speedos!
340
00:17:14,281 --> 00:17:17,117
Look what I got.
341
00:17:17,251 --> 00:17:19,053
You can't keep calling me
like this.
342
00:17:19,186 --> 00:17:21,789
Show off.
343
00:17:21,922 --> 00:17:25,093
No, I'm serious. Not here.
344
00:17:25,225 --> 00:17:27,494
He's in the pool.
I gotta go, okay?
345
00:17:27,627 --> 00:17:30,097
Where's the bathroom?
Should I just go in the pool?
346
00:17:30,231 --> 00:17:31,799
Don't you dare.
It's right over there.
347
00:17:31,932 --> 00:17:33,501
All right, I'm getting out.
I'll be back.
348
00:17:33,635 --> 00:17:38,039
Got us some drinks?
349
00:17:38,172 --> 00:17:40,208
Thanks.
You're looking great, girl.
350
00:17:40,340 --> 00:17:44,011
Please.
You're the bombshell here.
351
00:17:44,145 --> 00:17:48,382
So, who keeps calling?
It's getting a little awkward. Really?
352
00:17:48,515 --> 00:17:50,650
Yeah, but don't worry.
Danny hasn't noticed.
353
00:17:50,783 --> 00:17:52,152
It's his brother.
354
00:17:52,286 --> 00:17:54,822
Shane?
Shut the back door.
355
00:17:54,954 --> 00:17:56,189
I know it's messed up.
356
00:17:56,322 --> 00:17:58,425
At least you're keeping it
in the family.
357
00:17:58,559 --> 00:18:00,194
The worst part is I think
358
00:18:00,327 --> 00:18:01,896
Danny wants to take things
to the next level,
359
00:18:02,030 --> 00:18:03,830
and I'm not sure
if I'm ready for that.
360
00:18:03,964 --> 00:18:05,566
Do I tell Danny or not?
361
00:18:05,700 --> 00:18:07,902
Yeah, that's a tough one.
And Shane is all in.
362
00:18:08,036 --> 00:18:09,770
You see that
he keeps calling me.
363
00:18:09,904 --> 00:18:14,041
He won't leave me alone.
I must admit it is...
364
00:18:14,175 --> 00:18:15,175
Tempting?
365
00:18:15,309 --> 00:18:19,012
Look, with Danny,
I get Bryan, too.
366
00:18:19,146 --> 00:18:20,514
And I know that
it's his little brother,
367
00:18:20,647 --> 00:18:25,386
but he follows us everywhere,
and Danny protects him.
368
00:18:25,519 --> 00:18:27,186
It is kind of sweet, though.
369
00:18:27,320 --> 00:18:31,692
I remember Danny defending Bryan
all the time, fighting for him.
370
00:18:31,826 --> 00:18:34,761
Bryan is just always there.
371
00:18:34,895 --> 00:18:36,631
Don't say anything, okay?
372
00:18:36,763 --> 00:18:38,433
- No, of course not.
- Thank you.
373
00:18:40,733 --> 00:18:44,203
- What?
- Nothing. You look nice.
374
00:18:44,338 --> 00:18:46,307
Thanks. All right, I'm ready.
I promise. We can go.
375
00:18:46,441 --> 00:18:47,909
- Oh...
- Oh...
376
00:18:48,041 --> 00:18:50,011
Hottie from the potty.
377
00:18:50,144 --> 00:18:52,279
Stop it, guys.
So beautiful.
378
00:18:52,413 --> 00:18:54,682
You guys ready to rip up
Palm Springs?
379
00:18:54,816 --> 00:18:56,350
I love you guys.
Documenting our departure.
380
00:18:56,483 --> 00:18:57,651
Aw, group hug?
381
00:18:57,784 --> 00:18:59,052
- Group hug.
- Ooh!
382
00:18:59,186 --> 00:19:01,888
Let's go!
Oh, my purse, too.
383
00:19:09,896 --> 00:19:11,800
Danny, you forgot
your camera again.
384
00:19:11,933 --> 00:19:14,233
Honey? Yep, I was...
I was coming to get.
385
00:19:14,367 --> 00:19:18,839
We'll be in the car.
386
00:19:18,973 --> 00:19:21,675
Ugh, freaking knocking.
387
00:19:21,809 --> 00:19:22,976
I'm going over there.
388
00:19:29,149 --> 00:19:32,285
You know, Danny would never
tell me what happened to Bryan.
389
00:19:32,419 --> 00:19:35,955
He just said it was, like,
a car accident.
390
00:19:36,089 --> 00:19:37,692
Just looking for
the ice cream man.
391
00:19:37,825 --> 00:19:40,094
- Your camera!
- Bryan.
392
00:19:40,228 --> 00:19:43,397
Come on, man.
Gonna give it?
393
00:19:43,530 --> 00:19:45,732
You understand all of us
and those girls think
394
00:19:45,867 --> 00:19:47,401
you're a dumbass, right?
395
00:19:47,534 --> 00:19:49,136
So, the boys were playing
in the street on their bikes,
396
00:19:49,270 --> 00:19:50,937
and their dad was supposed
to be watching them,
397
00:19:51,071 --> 00:19:53,406
but he went
to the store for beer.
398
00:19:53,540 --> 00:19:55,041
Your bike.
Dude.
399
00:19:55,175 --> 00:19:59,946
Bring it back, asshole.
400
00:20:00,080 --> 00:20:01,515
A car ran over Bryan
401
00:20:01,648 --> 00:20:03,283
and dragged him
for half a block.
402
00:20:03,417 --> 00:20:05,285
Danny ran after them,
pulled his brother out
403
00:20:05,419 --> 00:20:07,254
and drove him to the hospital
in his mother's car.
404
00:20:07,387 --> 00:20:09,022
He didn't even have
his license yet.
405
00:20:09,155 --> 00:20:10,491
Who hit him?
406
00:20:10,625 --> 00:20:12,425
Hit and run.
Oh, God.
407
00:20:12,559 --> 00:20:16,664
Bryan doesn't remember anything,
but Danny is his hero,
408
00:20:16,798 --> 00:20:18,532
his guardian angel.
409
00:20:18,665 --> 00:20:20,400
Permanently.
410
00:20:20,534 --> 00:20:23,002
Sucks.
For everyone.
411
00:20:23,136 --> 00:20:25,239
And don't get me wrong,
I feel so sorry for Bryan.
412
00:20:25,371 --> 00:20:28,007
What happened to him is horrible
and on top of that,
413
00:20:28,142 --> 00:20:30,678
now he's been bullied
for most of his life.
414
00:20:30,811 --> 00:20:33,079
Or people just ignore him.
Like we do.
415
00:20:33,213 --> 00:20:34,514
Yeah, but that's what he wants.
416
00:20:34,647 --> 00:20:35,882
Is it?
417
00:20:36,015 --> 00:20:37,984
Sorry, guys.
418
00:20:38,117 --> 00:20:39,453
Danny, where are you
taking us?
419
00:20:39,587 --> 00:20:41,689
It's karaoke night
at the veteran's bar.
420
00:20:41,822 --> 00:20:44,824
It's supposed to be cool.
All right.
421
00:20:44,959 --> 00:20:46,626
Ooh, I hear music.
I hear music.
422
00:20:46,760 --> 00:20:48,796
Oh, there we go.
423
00:20:48,930 --> 00:20:50,465
Let's go, let's go,
let's go, let's go!
424
00:20:50,598 --> 00:20:52,265
Let's go, let's go!
425
00:20:52,399 --> 00:20:55,968
♪ There is a house
in New Orleans ♪
426
00:20:56,103 --> 00:20:59,574
♪ Poor boy and God ♪
427
00:20:59,706 --> 00:21:04,043
♪ I know you're one ♪
428
00:21:04,177 --> 00:21:08,116
♪ And God, I know you're one ♪
429
00:21:11,217 --> 00:21:13,186
- Whoo! Yeah, babe!
- Yeah!
430
00:21:13,320 --> 00:21:16,323
Give it up for
Lisa Cheech-A-Nista!
431
00:21:16,456 --> 00:21:18,225
♪ Welcome to
the thanks for coming club ♪
432
00:21:18,358 --> 00:21:20,160
♪ Thanks for coming ♪
Thanks for coming!
433
00:21:20,294 --> 00:21:22,162
Thanks for coming!
Thanks for coming!
434
00:21:22,296 --> 00:21:24,832
All right, next up we have,
oh-ho!
435
00:21:24,964 --> 00:21:27,233
Once again, it's Lisa.
436
00:21:27,367 --> 00:21:31,071
Lady-in-the-streets-a
freak-in-the-sheets-a!
437
00:21:31,204 --> 00:21:32,739
A freak in the sheets?
438
00:21:32,873 --> 00:21:34,475
You got that right about her.
Really? Nobody else signed up?
439
00:21:34,607 --> 00:21:37,779
Lisa, get back up here,
you feisty little animal.
440
00:21:37,912 --> 00:21:43,117
Becca, why don't you go?
Lisa swipin'-visa. Your audience awaits.
441
00:21:43,717 --> 00:21:46,219
Let's pinch one out.
442
00:21:46,354 --> 00:21:48,389
Take one with me.
What do you do, two?
443
00:21:48,522 --> 00:21:50,890
- Oh, all right.
- Two in a row.
444
00:21:51,024 --> 00:21:52,759
- Ooh!
- Ooh, that was good.
445
00:21:52,894 --> 00:21:54,560
Man, I'm so glad
you guys invited me.
446
00:21:54,694 --> 00:21:56,963
♪ Don't we, get crazy ♪
447
00:21:57,098 --> 00:21:58,765
Like, this is a special trip.
448
00:21:58,898 --> 00:22:03,503
I'm glad you're here.
449
00:22:04,338 --> 00:22:09,077
♪ When we, are racing ♪
450
00:22:11,878 --> 00:22:17,017
♪ Darkness, on our faces ♪
451
00:22:18,618 --> 00:22:21,021
Hey, that's the guys
from the gas station earlier.
452
00:22:21,155 --> 00:22:22,824
♪ We put up fast,
all our fences ♪
453
00:22:22,956 --> 00:22:24,891
Oh, snap.
Seems to like the song.
454
00:22:25,024 --> 00:22:27,328
He likes meth
by the look of him.
455
00:22:27,461 --> 00:22:29,363
♪ Are you hurting
I'll be far ♪
456
00:22:29,496 --> 00:22:32,099
♪ So I don't feel it anymore ♪
457
00:22:32,232 --> 00:22:34,469
That's my song!
458
00:22:34,601 --> 00:22:36,903
I'm Joey.
459
00:22:37,037 --> 00:22:38,872
All right.
Okay. Stopping the song.
460
00:22:39,005 --> 00:22:40,506
Thank you.
Get out of here!
461
00:22:40,640 --> 00:22:42,575
You guys need to give the lady
a little room.
462
00:22:42,709 --> 00:22:44,212
sorry.
463
00:22:44,345 --> 00:22:46,280
I'll be at the bar.
A paying customer.
464
00:22:46,413 --> 00:22:49,316
Lisa, you good? Oh, come on.
I live in Los Angeles.
465
00:22:49,450 --> 00:22:51,619
Bec, do you wanna
do a duet with me maybe?
466
00:22:51,751 --> 00:22:53,120
Let's do it.
467
00:22:53,253 --> 00:22:54,856
I think they've had enough
of just me up here.
468
00:22:54,989 --> 00:22:58,792
Oh, hold this.
It's gonna be a surprise.
469
00:22:58,925 --> 00:23:00,126
Just trust me.
I trust you.
470
00:23:00,261 --> 00:23:03,129
Okay.
What's your name?
471
00:23:03,262 --> 00:23:04,430
What's your name?
472
00:23:04,565 --> 00:23:06,167
Um, it's get the fuck
out of my face.
473
00:23:06,300 --> 00:23:09,569
Ladies and gentlemen, give it up
for Lisa and Rebecca
474
00:23:09,703 --> 00:23:11,705
train-wreck-a.
475
00:23:11,838 --> 00:23:13,973
- Lisa!
- I knew you'd love it!
476
00:23:14,107 --> 00:23:15,443
Okay, you want the pink
or the green?
477
00:23:15,576 --> 00:23:17,310
- I'll take the pink?
- Green.
478
00:23:17,444 --> 00:23:19,146
Okay.
479
00:23:19,280 --> 00:23:23,216
♪ They wonder where
you're at ♪
480
00:23:23,349 --> 00:23:27,320
♪ They wonder who you see ♪
481
00:23:27,454 --> 00:23:31,391
♪ The mother waits all day ♪
482
00:23:31,524 --> 00:23:34,828
♪ No, no, do they wonder ♪
483
00:23:34,962 --> 00:23:36,763
♪ What became of me the way ♪
484
00:23:36,896 --> 00:23:40,701
- Oh, stop!
- I have a boyfriend.
485
00:23:40,834 --> 00:23:44,037
Where?
He's right there.
486
00:23:44,171 --> 00:23:46,073
Let's just go.
487
00:23:46,205 --> 00:23:47,407
- Say something.
- No.
488
00:23:47,540 --> 00:23:49,242
Let's go.
Say something to me.
489
00:23:49,376 --> 00:23:50,978
Don't! Don't say something.
We gotta go. We gotta go.
490
00:23:51,111 --> 00:23:52,545
Don't forget your camera.
491
00:23:52,680 --> 00:23:54,282
Don't say anything.
Did he touch you?
492
00:23:54,415 --> 00:23:55,982
No, no. I'm totally fine.
493
00:23:56,116 --> 00:23:59,552
Let's just go, okay?
Bye, kids!
494
00:23:59,686 --> 00:24:04,157
Come on.
495
00:24:12,132 --> 00:24:14,868
Oh, where is it?
Oh, my God.
496
00:24:15,001 --> 00:24:16,569
Relax, Lisa.
No, look!
497
00:24:16,703 --> 00:24:19,674
You
have got to be kidding me.
498
00:24:19,807 --> 00:24:24,312
Who are these guys?
How did they find us here?
499
00:24:24,444 --> 00:24:26,946
Record this.
My phone keeps dying.
500
00:24:27,079 --> 00:24:30,384
Here.
501
00:24:30,517 --> 00:24:31,786
Lisa.
502
00:24:31,918 --> 00:24:34,954
I just gotta tell you, I think
you are so goddamn beautiful.
503
00:24:35,088 --> 00:24:38,459
Don't touch me.
Back off, man.
504
00:24:38,592 --> 00:24:39,825
Or what?
505
00:24:39,960 --> 00:24:41,528
She obviously doesn't want
anything to do with you.
506
00:24:41,662 --> 00:24:43,396
How do you know?
No, guy, he's right.
507
00:24:43,530 --> 00:24:45,933
I really think that the both
of you need to just go away.
508
00:24:46,066 --> 00:24:49,036
I think she wants a real man...
509
00:24:49,168 --> 00:24:50,537
deep inside.
Oh, my God.
510
00:24:50,671 --> 00:24:53,808
Just leave us alone, all right?
You're on camera.
511
00:24:53,941 --> 00:24:56,343
Anything you do is evidence.
So?
512
00:24:56,475 --> 00:24:58,445
You touch any of us,
you're basically screwed.
513
00:24:58,578 --> 00:25:00,447
Oh, you touch any of us,
514
00:25:00,580 --> 00:25:02,248
you're basically screwed.
She's not into you!
515
00:25:02,383 --> 00:25:03,617
Danny, don't do it.
516
00:25:03,750 --> 00:25:05,219
Save it for a girl
who's more your type.
517
00:25:05,351 --> 00:25:07,287
You know, roofied.
518
00:25:10,924 --> 00:25:12,460
Oh, my God.
519
00:25:12,592 --> 00:25:15,128
Not here!
520
00:25:16,731 --> 00:25:18,531
Look, the guy's got a little
fight in him after all!
521
00:25:18,665 --> 00:25:20,568
- This woman has more balls than you!
- Stay the hell away!
522
00:25:22,036 --> 00:25:24,872
Don't you know people
who get in fights get hurt?
523
00:25:25,004 --> 00:25:26,639
And the people who try to stop
the fights,
524
00:25:26,772 --> 00:25:28,675
they get hurt the worst.
I'm gonna call the police.
525
00:25:28,809 --> 00:25:32,780
Another bit of good advice
you're not listening to.
526
00:25:32,913 --> 00:25:34,882
I know you guys.
527
00:25:35,014 --> 00:25:38,484
Mike, keep her there.
528
00:25:38,618 --> 00:25:40,855
What are you...
what are you doing?
529
00:25:40,988 --> 00:25:45,626
There are no cameras
back here.
530
00:25:45,760 --> 00:25:48,761
I'll grab the security tape.
531
00:25:48,896 --> 00:25:52,132
Danny, that was so awesome!
532
00:25:52,265 --> 00:25:55,268
I mean, the way
you stood up to them.
533
00:25:55,402 --> 00:25:57,571
Wait! Where are you going?
534
00:25:57,703 --> 00:26:00,107
Danny!
535
00:26:00,241 --> 00:26:02,075
Oh, my God.
536
00:26:02,209 --> 00:26:05,179
Oh!
537
00:26:05,311 --> 00:26:07,680
Damn! That was dumb, Danny.
538
00:26:07,815 --> 00:26:09,383
Good crime for Terror Eyes,
though.
539
00:26:09,515 --> 00:26:11,485
And what about that Lisa?
She feisty as hell.
540
00:26:13,020 --> 00:26:15,422
I'm Sammy Psylocybin and you're
watching Terror Eyes TV.
541
00:26:15,555 --> 00:26:17,057
Bringing you the best of TE.
542
00:26:17,191 --> 00:26:19,559
So, swipe up or slide right
to get more of the story,
543
00:26:19,693 --> 00:26:22,762
and don't you forget,
we got eyes on you... you.
544
00:26:31,472 --> 00:26:34,540
- Are you still gonna ask her?
- Shh.
545
00:26:34,675 --> 00:26:37,645
Yeah.
Are you nervous?
546
00:26:41,315 --> 00:26:44,919
Bryan! Ugh, stop it!
547
00:26:47,288 --> 00:26:49,556
- Hey, girl!
- Hey, Lees!
548
00:26:49,690 --> 00:26:51,357
So, he already told you
that he's bringing his
549
00:26:51,491 --> 00:26:52,559
little friend with us.
550
00:26:52,693 --> 00:26:54,228
Yep.
Never look into his camera,
551
00:26:54,361 --> 00:26:56,162
and never, ever show him
yours, okay? Yep.
552
00:26:56,297 --> 00:26:57,831
You see that?
553
00:26:57,964 --> 00:26:59,433
I got access to footage that
you ain't never seen before
554
00:26:59,566 --> 00:27:01,335
because I'm a legit ass hacker.
555
00:27:01,469 --> 00:27:04,538
You better ask somebody,
you know what I'm saying?
556
00:27:04,671 --> 00:27:06,240
Who's that?
557
00:27:06,373 --> 00:27:07,741
Ah, it's just my mom.
558
00:27:07,875 --> 00:27:09,644
I'll call her once
we're off the road.
559
00:27:11,846 --> 00:27:14,615
Bryan, can you stop
filming for once?
560
00:27:14,748 --> 00:27:18,653
Come on, man.
I'd asked you not to film Lisa.
561
00:27:21,155 --> 00:27:23,523
Only Terror Eyes TV brings
you extended clips,
562
00:27:23,657 --> 00:27:26,260
deleted scenes,
new angles, interviews...
563
00:27:27,860 --> 00:27:30,396
Shut up!
564
00:27:33,232 --> 00:27:35,368
Did you just do
what I think you just did?
565
00:27:35,501 --> 00:27:37,236
What the hell?
You know what?
566
00:27:37,370 --> 00:27:39,239
Maybe they deserved it!
567
00:27:39,373 --> 00:27:42,642
- How do you know that they weren't watching?
- I hope they were.
568
00:27:42,776 --> 00:27:44,978
You can't just mess
with people like that, Danny!
569
00:27:45,111 --> 00:27:48,148
- Not here.
- Yeah, well, now they'll learn their lesson.
570
00:27:51,385 --> 00:27:54,253
Why would you do that?
That's really bad.
571
00:27:54,387 --> 00:27:55,888
Are they following us now?
572
00:27:56,021 --> 00:27:57,992
- No, they're not at their car yet.
- Oh, my God.
573
00:27:58,125 --> 00:28:01,795
It is not your job
to teach people a lesson, Danny!
574
00:28:19,012 --> 00:28:21,115
Come on,
you dressed like a ninja or some?
575
00:28:21,248 --> 00:28:24,785
Oh, shit!
576
00:28:50,610 --> 00:28:53,580
I need a drink.
Yep, me, too.
577
00:28:53,713 --> 00:28:55,816
Haven't you guys
had enough already?
578
00:28:55,950 --> 00:28:57,350
It's my card
those are going on.
579
00:28:57,483 --> 00:28:59,285
I'll pay you back.
No, I'm good. Thank you.
580
00:28:59,418 --> 00:29:00,553
Pass me one.
581
00:29:00,687 --> 00:29:03,256
Thank you.
582
00:29:03,389 --> 00:29:05,059
- Cheers.
- Cheers.
583
00:29:10,598 --> 00:29:12,031
Yo, this is Sammy Psylocybin,
584
00:29:12,165 --> 00:29:14,768
and I got updates and
special guests coming right up.
585
00:29:14,901 --> 00:29:17,971
But first, as you all know,
Bryan is up to something big.
586
00:29:18,104 --> 00:29:20,941
Can't spoil anything, but shit's
about to get real real,
587
00:29:21,073 --> 00:29:22,409
real soon.
588
00:29:22,542 --> 00:29:24,210
Babe, you want some chips
or something?
589
00:29:24,345 --> 00:29:26,180
That sounds so good.
Yeah, all right.
590
00:29:26,312 --> 00:29:28,748
- Jesus.
- Hello.
591
00:29:28,883 --> 00:29:31,017
I said hello.
592
00:29:31,151 --> 00:29:32,953
Most of my friends
have birthdays this year.
593
00:29:33,086 --> 00:29:34,354
No big deal.
594
00:29:34,486 --> 00:29:35,622
Danny, let's go.
I'm starving.
595
00:29:35,755 --> 00:29:39,626
- Come on.
- You Bryan?
596
00:29:58,444 --> 00:30:00,981
I'm going to bed.
Danny, you ready?
597
00:30:01,115 --> 00:30:04,919
Yep.
598
00:30:05,051 --> 00:30:07,788
Danny! What is this?
599
00:30:07,921 --> 00:30:10,690
Your pillow?
Filled with paper?
600
00:30:10,823 --> 00:30:13,093
I told you enough with
the infantile pranks already!
601
00:30:13,226 --> 00:30:14,960
I didn't do it!
Really? You didn't do this?
602
00:30:15,095 --> 00:30:16,363
No, I didn't!
603
00:30:16,496 --> 00:30:19,332
Lisa. Relax.
It's a harmless prank.
604
00:30:19,465 --> 00:30:22,001
Who's that?
605
00:30:24,171 --> 00:30:26,540
Hello?
606
00:30:26,674 --> 00:30:30,578
To this room? No.
Who are they?
607
00:30:32,611 --> 00:30:34,246
They're not with us.
608
00:30:34,380 --> 00:30:36,682
- No.
- Who was it?
609
00:30:36,817 --> 00:30:39,019
Somebody asked for a key
to our room.
610
00:30:39,153 --> 00:30:40,286
No way.
611
00:30:40,419 --> 00:30:41,688
They said he was your husband.
612
00:30:41,821 --> 00:30:44,058
What?
They didn't give it to him.
613
00:30:44,191 --> 00:30:45,659
I certainly hope not.
614
00:30:45,792 --> 00:30:48,427
You guys think
it was those guys?
615
00:30:48,561 --> 00:30:49,963
How would they know
where we were staying?
616
00:30:50,097 --> 00:30:51,565
They could've
followed us back.
617
00:30:51,697 --> 00:30:55,435
They weren't. I was looking.
618
00:30:55,569 --> 00:30:59,005
Who is it?
619
00:30:59,139 --> 00:31:03,576
Hey, what's up, bro?
620
00:31:03,710 --> 00:31:05,511
What do you want?
621
00:31:05,645 --> 00:31:09,449
Uh, I want to talk to Lisa.
Is she there?
622
00:31:09,582 --> 00:31:11,985
No, you don't.
Is she there or not?
623
00:31:12,118 --> 00:31:14,687
- I'm here.
- Danny! Stop it. This is for real.
624
00:31:14,820 --> 00:31:16,456
Let us in!
You brought pepper spray, right?
625
00:31:16,589 --> 00:31:17,756
- Yeah.
- It's all good!
626
00:31:17,890 --> 00:31:19,758
No, it's not all good.
This is my town.
627
00:31:19,893 --> 00:31:21,095
- Hello?
- Calling the police.
628
00:31:21,228 --> 00:31:22,630
Yeah, you just called
our room a minute ago.
629
00:31:22,762 --> 00:31:24,030
Did you tell those guys
where we were?
630
00:31:24,165 --> 00:31:25,499
What'd you say?
Go bother somebody else.
631
00:31:25,633 --> 00:31:27,467
Well, how did they find us?
632
00:31:27,600 --> 00:31:29,835
- You better not call the cops,.
- Please, you have to do something!
633
00:31:29,970 --> 00:31:31,372
Please, just call the police.
634
00:31:31,504 --> 00:31:32,973
Rats be roadkill
around these parts.
635
00:31:33,106 --> 00:31:34,808
Oh, I'm trembling, dude.
Stop provoking him, Danny!
636
00:31:34,942 --> 00:31:38,279
Hey. Lisa. Is that you?
Yo, let me talk to my girl.
637
00:31:38,412 --> 00:31:41,181
Cops are gonna wanna know
why you followed us.
638
00:31:41,313 --> 00:31:42,749
Follow you we did not.
639
00:31:42,883 --> 00:31:44,718
You liar.
640
00:31:44,851 --> 00:31:47,521
- Mike, did we follow him?
- Follow who?
641
00:31:47,655 --> 00:31:52,091
See? Didn't follow. Dick.
I, unlike you, don't lie.
642
00:31:52,225 --> 00:31:54,127
You try to get a key
to our room,
643
00:31:54,261 --> 00:31:56,162
you're banging on the door
at 2 in the morning.
644
00:31:56,296 --> 00:31:57,530
How'd you find our room?
645
00:31:57,665 --> 00:31:59,032
I should've cut you down
when I had the chance
646
00:31:59,165 --> 00:32:01,768
in that bar, city boy.
Oh, you don't know me.
647
00:32:01,902 --> 00:32:03,136
Why would Lisa wanna
talk to you?
648
00:32:03,270 --> 00:32:05,637
You're a deluded moron!
Danny, stop it!
649
00:32:05,771 --> 00:32:07,573
I'm starting to lose
my patience, son.
650
00:32:07,707 --> 00:32:09,408
Son! Oh, no. No, no, no.
651
00:32:09,542 --> 00:32:11,477
To have one of those,
you need a dick that works.
652
00:32:11,610 --> 00:32:13,012
You're a Neanderthal.
653
00:32:13,146 --> 00:32:14,714
Danny, are you actually
enjoying this?
654
00:32:14,848 --> 00:32:17,184
Come on, Joey.
Let's go. Cops are coming.
655
00:32:21,087 --> 00:32:24,357
I think they're going.
Really?
656
00:32:24,491 --> 00:32:27,161
Yeah, I can hear the cops.
657
00:32:27,293 --> 00:32:29,328
Ugh, thank God.
658
00:32:29,463 --> 00:32:31,932
Hurry up, man.
659
00:32:32,065 --> 00:32:33,600
Fuck! Dude!
660
00:32:40,440 --> 00:32:43,009
It was them.
661
00:32:43,143 --> 00:32:44,677
Joey, can't you hear the cops?
662
00:32:44,810 --> 00:32:46,179
You think I give a shit?
663
00:32:46,312 --> 00:32:47,480
Oh, shit.
664
00:32:47,614 --> 00:32:48,749
- What?
- They're coming back.
665
00:32:48,883 --> 00:32:51,017
Oh, God.
Why is this happening to us?
666
00:32:51,151 --> 00:32:54,254
Open the door!
667
00:32:54,386 --> 00:32:57,390
Help! Somebody, help!
668
00:32:57,523 --> 00:32:59,392
You keyed my car!
669
00:32:59,527 --> 00:33:01,629
About 2,000 people'd
like to do that.
670
00:33:01,761 --> 00:33:04,063
I know it was you!
Cops are coming, asshole.
671
00:33:04,197 --> 00:33:05,799
He doesn't
care about the cops.
672
00:33:05,932 --> 00:33:07,867
They'll be inside
before they get here!
673
00:33:08,001 --> 00:33:11,305
Oh, my God.
He's gonna break through the door!
674
00:33:11,437 --> 00:33:14,139
Find a weapon!
Let's just jump out the window!
675
00:33:14,273 --> 00:33:16,577
It's too high!
676
00:33:26,086 --> 00:33:30,891
Really? We're still doing this?
677
00:33:31,023 --> 00:33:32,658
Joey.
678
00:33:32,791 --> 00:33:36,730
Your brother keyed my car, man.
You understand that? Joey, come on.
679
00:33:36,864 --> 00:33:39,199
This is more
than I bargained for, man.
680
00:33:39,332 --> 00:33:41,100
Somebody's gotta pay
for my car.
681
00:33:41,234 --> 00:33:42,969
He'll do it, Joey.
Let's go.
682
00:33:43,103 --> 00:33:45,472
Let's go, Joey.
683
00:33:48,741 --> 00:33:50,175
What's going on?
684
00:33:50,309 --> 00:33:53,312
Shh!
685
00:33:56,616 --> 00:33:58,751
Did they leave?
Yeah.
686
00:33:58,886 --> 00:34:00,287
They're gone.
687
00:34:02,155 --> 00:34:03,589
He'll do it, Joey.
688
00:34:03,723 --> 00:34:06,626
Let's go. Let's go, Joey.
689
00:34:11,131 --> 00:34:14,501
Bryan, open the door!
690
00:34:14,635 --> 00:34:17,169
I'm coming in!
691
00:34:17,303 --> 00:34:18,939
Where is it?
692
00:34:24,444 --> 00:34:26,078
If you tell anyone,
this trip is over.
693
00:34:26,213 --> 00:34:28,281
If the girls see a gun,
they're gonna freak.
694
00:34:28,414 --> 00:34:29,682
I'm taking this.
695
00:34:29,816 --> 00:34:32,151
Bryan.
696
00:34:40,359 --> 00:34:44,298
Upper decker, Dick.
I don't wanna see it again.
697
00:34:46,399 --> 00:34:47,935
The cops are here.
698
00:35:01,281 --> 00:35:03,217
it's your boy,
Sammy Psylocybin,
699
00:35:03,350 --> 00:35:06,153
and I'm here with my boy,
Satanic Bricabrac!
700
00:35:06,285 --> 00:35:07,820
Yo, what's up?
What're we talkin' about?
701
00:35:07,955 --> 00:35:09,890
What is Bryan up to
with this big surprise?
702
00:35:10,022 --> 00:35:11,691
It sounds massive.
703
00:35:11,825 --> 00:35:13,593
This is what he say.
"Get ready.
704
00:35:13,727 --> 00:35:15,228
"'Cause what you seen so far
705
00:35:15,361 --> 00:35:17,562
is just the tip
of the iceberg-cock."
706
00:35:17,696 --> 00:35:19,365
I love the way he talks, man.
707
00:35:19,499 --> 00:35:20,767
He doesn't really talk, though.
708
00:35:20,899 --> 00:35:22,167
I do know that.
709
00:35:22,301 --> 00:35:24,136
How often do you guys,
like, text?
710
00:35:24,269 --> 00:35:26,105
I mean, like, once a month,
but, like,
711
00:35:26,238 --> 00:35:28,640
it's also been
a little bit more lately even.
712
00:35:28,774 --> 00:35:30,843
I feel like that's not
that much.
713
00:35:30,977 --> 00:35:32,745
Yeah, I never said that he was,
like, my best friend.
714
00:35:32,879 --> 00:35:34,647
I just said that, like, we,
you know,
715
00:35:34,781 --> 00:35:36,483
we communicate about stuff.
I mean, I text my grandma more than that.
716
00:35:36,617 --> 00:35:38,785
But right now, this ain't
about your grandma, okay?
717
00:35:38,919 --> 00:35:41,288
So, I'm a take pause
from my boy, here, and address
718
00:35:41,421 --> 00:35:43,723
these elephant nuts
in the room, okay?
719
00:35:43,856 --> 00:35:46,592
We all know that Bryan
has no bigger fan than me.
720
00:35:46,725 --> 00:35:48,127
Okay?
721
00:35:48,260 --> 00:35:51,363
My entire channel pays homage
to his work, to his site,
722
00:35:51,497 --> 00:35:52,932
and to his legacy in general.
723
00:35:53,066 --> 00:35:54,834
And so, it saddens me to know
724
00:35:54,968 --> 00:35:56,603
that he's upset
with some of the shit
725
00:35:56,736 --> 00:35:58,105
- I've been saying.
- Word?
726
00:35:58,238 --> 00:36:00,073
I always was under
the impression that Terror Eyes
727
00:36:00,207 --> 00:36:01,942
was for uncensored disruption,
728
00:36:02,075 --> 00:36:03,777
- which is exactly what we're doin'.
- Yo.
729
00:36:03,910 --> 00:36:06,078
And the fact that
he's all butt-hurt
730
00:36:06,211 --> 00:36:09,615
about my comments about him
and his crush on Lisa,
731
00:36:09,749 --> 00:36:13,153
- I mean, that just makes him a hypocrite, dude.
- Damn!
732
00:36:13,285 --> 00:36:15,287
And, like, I've asked him
to be here hundreds of times
733
00:36:15,421 --> 00:36:16,823
'cause I know that
if he was sittin'
734
00:36:16,955 --> 00:36:18,291
where you're sittin' right now,
735
00:36:18,425 --> 00:36:19,959
that we would understand
each other
736
00:36:20,093 --> 00:36:23,062
and we would be friends,
but he hasn't hit me up yet.
737
00:36:23,196 --> 00:36:25,397
And we're not friends... yet.
738
00:36:25,531 --> 00:36:27,201
Shit, dude.
739
00:36:43,383 --> 00:36:44,317
Goddamn.
740
00:36:44,450 --> 00:36:46,953
What the hell?
741
00:36:47,086 --> 00:36:49,555
We gotta go back, man.
Back where?
742
00:36:49,689 --> 00:36:50,957
They destroyed my car.
743
00:36:51,091 --> 00:36:53,693
Those assholes gotta
get chopped.
744
00:36:53,827 --> 00:36:55,495
You sure?
We did what we had to do.
745
00:36:55,629 --> 00:36:56,863
Did you even see my car?
746
00:36:56,997 --> 00:36:58,397
Plus,
they called the cops, man.
747
00:36:58,531 --> 00:37:01,601
This is war, Mike!
You're either in or you're out.
748
00:37:01,734 --> 00:37:03,069
Yeah, what're we gonna do?
749
00:37:03,202 --> 00:37:04,803
What're we gonna do?
What do you need?
750
00:37:04,937 --> 00:37:07,473
- Like, more drugs to motivate you, bro?
- Yeah, that could help.
751
00:37:07,606 --> 00:37:09,242
All right.
752
00:37:09,376 --> 00:37:10,977
- There's some coke I left on the dashboard from last week.
- Where?
753
00:37:11,109 --> 00:37:12,546
It's right there.
I don't see it. Where?
754
00:37:12,678 --> 00:37:14,013
Get a little closer.
It's right there. Where?
755
00:37:14,147 --> 00:37:15,581
Dude. Uncalled for.
756
00:37:15,714 --> 00:37:17,149
Mike, right now, you're being
part of the problem.
757
00:37:17,283 --> 00:37:19,586
I need you to be part
of the solution.
758
00:37:19,720 --> 00:37:21,922
We need your car.
759
00:37:22,756 --> 00:37:24,790
Let's do this.
760
00:37:24,925 --> 00:37:27,660
What is this?
761
00:37:27,794 --> 00:37:29,696
- Ernie gave it to me.
- This shit?
762
00:37:29,828 --> 00:37:32,198
Yeah, if you hate it so much,
why don't we use your car?
763
00:37:32,332 --> 00:37:34,500
Wise up, man.
They know my car.
764
00:37:34,633 --> 00:37:37,236
Then it's a perfect disguise.
It's conspicuous.
765
00:37:37,370 --> 00:37:39,406
Inconspicuous, dumbass!
766
00:37:39,539 --> 00:37:41,073
That's what I said.
767
00:37:41,207 --> 00:37:45,110
You said, "It's conspicuous."
768
00:37:45,245 --> 00:37:47,848
That's exactly what I said.
769
00:37:47,981 --> 00:37:51,218
Ugh, just open
the goddamn door, man!
770
00:38:45,705 --> 00:38:46,873
Bryan, hey.
771
00:38:47,006 --> 00:38:48,274
It's all good.
You can come, okay?
772
00:38:48,408 --> 00:38:52,011
You just... you just
gotta be cool, you know?
773
00:38:52,144 --> 00:38:54,313
No pranks.
774
00:38:54,446 --> 00:38:56,515
Obviously, you can't come
to any of the bars,
775
00:38:56,649 --> 00:38:59,152
so you'll just have
to hang out at the hotel.
776
00:38:59,285 --> 00:39:03,723
And I don't want you
obsessively filming Lisa.
777
00:39:04,923 --> 00:39:09,095
Oh, my goodness.
Bryan, you're down there, buddy.
778
00:39:09,229 --> 00:39:11,932
Finally!
779
00:39:12,064 --> 00:39:13,899
Looks like you guys
are having a great trip.
780
00:39:14,033 --> 00:39:15,401
You're probably asleep by now,
781
00:39:15,535 --> 00:39:17,703
but I can't tell you
how proud I am, Danny.
782
00:39:17,838 --> 00:39:20,140
Bryan's so blessed
to have you as a brother.
783
00:39:20,272 --> 00:39:25,044
I mean, his father is useless,
negligent,
784
00:39:25,178 --> 00:39:26,880
and Shane is a douche.
785
00:39:27,013 --> 00:39:28,348
But you're always such an angel.
786
00:39:28,481 --> 00:39:30,316
He can't go to military school.
787
00:39:30,450 --> 00:39:33,352
He could live with you
and Lisa. It'll be perfect.
788
00:39:33,486 --> 00:39:36,556
Bryan just wants to be
with you and her.
789
00:39:36,689 --> 00:39:39,725
All right, I hope you're all
having a great time.
790
00:39:39,859 --> 00:39:41,994
Goodnight.
791
00:39:42,127 --> 00:39:44,330
- Oh, disgusting.
- What?
792
00:39:44,464 --> 00:39:46,199
There's shit in the top part
of the toilet.
793
00:39:46,332 --> 00:39:48,267
An upper decker?
A what?
794
00:39:48,401 --> 00:39:50,803
It's when someone takes a shit
in the top of a toilet.
795
00:39:50,937 --> 00:39:52,972
Jesus, there's a name for it?
796
00:39:53,104 --> 00:39:55,274
Well, who did it?
797
00:39:55,408 --> 00:39:57,676
You think one of us did it?
798
00:39:57,810 --> 00:39:59,545
I mean, it did always smell
like shit in that bathroom.
799
00:39:59,678 --> 00:40:01,180
Just please hurry up
and get ready
800
00:40:01,314 --> 00:40:03,283
so we can leave this place.
801
00:40:10,156 --> 00:40:13,359
Um, Danny, can you lead the way?
Yeah. Becca?
802
00:40:13,493 --> 00:40:17,664
Thank you.
803
00:40:28,874 --> 00:40:30,575
Yeah. All good. Come on.
804
00:40:30,709 --> 00:40:33,178
Are you guys sure
we shouldn't just go home?
805
00:40:33,312 --> 00:40:35,548
What? No, we're going to
the festival.
806
00:40:35,682 --> 00:40:37,383
Don't let those assholes
ruin your trip.
807
00:40:37,517 --> 00:40:40,453
But the festival isn't
until tomorrow, right?
808
00:40:40,586 --> 00:40:43,489
You wanna go all the way home,
and then come all the way back?
809
00:40:43,622 --> 00:40:45,791
I don't know.
Babe, it'll be okay.
810
00:40:45,925 --> 00:40:47,294
We're going 50 miles
from here.
811
00:40:47,426 --> 00:40:49,495
We never have to come back.
Okay?
812
00:40:49,629 --> 00:40:52,566
All right. You're right. Yeah.
Come on.
813
00:40:52,698 --> 00:40:54,401
Thank you.
814
00:40:56,602 --> 00:40:58,638
Ladies and gentlemen,
hackers and homies,
815
00:40:58,771 --> 00:41:02,408
we are living in
unprecedented times right now.
816
00:41:02,542 --> 00:41:05,678
Terrorism via
mass communication,
817
00:41:05,812 --> 00:41:07,881
violence on the dark web,
and even death.
818
00:41:08,013 --> 00:41:11,684
All these modern-day
constructs made Bryan Rusty.
819
00:41:11,818 --> 00:41:15,220
The world treated him
like a monster. He became one.
820
00:41:15,354 --> 00:41:18,225
He defines us, you and me both.
821
00:41:20,093 --> 00:41:21,627
Ooh!
822
00:41:21,760 --> 00:41:26,231
Danger is around every corner,
and nobody is truly safe.
823
00:41:26,365 --> 00:41:28,301
Bryan is here to
remind you of that.
824
00:41:28,434 --> 00:41:30,069
Just like me.
825
00:41:30,202 --> 00:41:33,372
He and I have a shared mission.
A purpose.
826
00:41:33,506 --> 00:41:35,642
By the time we're done,
you're gonna hear all about it.
827
00:41:35,774 --> 00:41:38,110
On your screen or you're
bleeding on your floor.
828
00:41:38,243 --> 00:41:39,711
That's for sure.
829
00:41:39,845 --> 00:41:41,113
This is Sammy Psylocybin
830
00:41:41,247 --> 00:41:43,749
and you're watching
Terror Eyes TV.
831
00:41:46,051 --> 00:41:49,055
- Did you tell those guys where we were staying?
- No.
832
00:41:49,187 --> 00:41:51,825
- So, you didn't say anything whn they asked at the bar, right?
- No, Lisa.
833
00:41:51,957 --> 00:41:54,226
So, how did they find us then?
How am I supposed to know?
834
00:41:54,359 --> 00:41:58,731
Shane, what's up?
835
00:41:58,865 --> 00:42:02,301
Hey, man. You guys okay?
What are you talking about?
836
00:42:02,435 --> 00:42:05,672
I'm asking if everything is okay.
Yeah, why wouldn't they be?
837
00:42:05,805 --> 00:42:07,607
Just...
You're with Lisa, right?
838
00:42:07,740 --> 00:42:09,809
Of course.
839
00:42:09,943 --> 00:42:12,912
What makes you think
everything's not okay?
840
00:42:13,046 --> 00:42:16,683
I'm checking in on you guys
and you're giving me shit?
841
00:42:16,816 --> 00:42:20,220
You're getting too close.
Back off, man. Sorry.
842
00:42:22,821 --> 00:42:26,158
Do you still have that,
like, uh, wheel lock thing?
843
00:42:28,662 --> 00:42:30,530
Badass.
844
00:42:30,662 --> 00:42:35,434
This is gonna be the best
Terror Eyes video ever.
845
00:42:35,568 --> 00:42:37,836
Yo, this is Sammy Psylocybin,
and today,
846
00:42:37,970 --> 00:42:40,772
I'm taking you back
to the roots of Terror Eyes.
847
00:42:40,906 --> 00:42:42,274
You all saw the hit
and run video
848
00:42:42,408 --> 00:42:43,943
that got this shit started,
849
00:42:44,077 --> 00:42:47,513
and you've seen the brothers
all grown up, but right now,
850
00:42:47,647 --> 00:42:51,183
I'm at the house
where Bryan came of age.
851
00:42:51,316 --> 00:42:52,618
See that shed right there?
852
00:42:52,752 --> 00:42:54,554
That's where he used to plot
all his pranks
853
00:42:54,687 --> 00:42:56,656
and hack his way to the...
Hey!
854
00:42:56,789 --> 00:42:58,556
- Oh, shit.
- Who the hell are you?
855
00:42:58,691 --> 00:43:01,861
Oh, I'm just a big fan of Bryan.
I run the Terror Eyes TV.
856
00:43:01,995 --> 00:43:04,797
You've probably heard of me.
How did you get in here?
857
00:43:04,930 --> 00:43:06,065
I hopped a fence.
858
00:43:06,198 --> 00:43:08,068
This is private property, punk.
859
00:43:08,200 --> 00:43:09,601
Is that brass knuckles
right there?
860
00:43:09,734 --> 00:43:13,272
I should glue your goddamn
dick hole shut!
861
00:43:16,075 --> 00:43:17,777
- Danny?
- What's up?
862
00:43:20,479 --> 00:43:23,950
- I'm still not over you.
- What?
863
00:43:24,084 --> 00:43:26,051
You heard me.
864
00:43:26,185 --> 00:43:29,288
- You're not over me.
- No.
865
00:43:29,421 --> 00:43:32,257
Becca, that time has passed.
866
00:43:32,390 --> 00:43:34,493
No, we were always
getting back together.
867
00:43:34,627 --> 00:43:36,729
We could have made it work.
868
00:43:36,863 --> 00:43:38,030
And we still can.
869
00:43:38,164 --> 00:43:39,531
Are you crazy?
I'm with Lisa.
870
00:43:39,665 --> 00:43:43,569
And she's my best friend,
and I love her, but...
871
00:43:43,702 --> 00:43:46,438
Look, I honestly don't know
if... if...
872
00:43:46,573 --> 00:43:49,442
You don't know if what?
873
00:43:49,575 --> 00:43:51,243
If she's gonna say yes
when you propose.
874
00:43:51,377 --> 00:43:53,179
- What, did you tell her?
- No!
875
00:43:53,312 --> 00:43:54,747
But she's not happy.
876
00:43:54,881 --> 00:43:56,582
The whole Bryan thing
is too much for her.
877
00:43:56,716 --> 00:43:59,786
She can't take it anymore.
878
00:43:59,919 --> 00:44:02,021
Look, but I can.
879
00:44:02,155 --> 00:44:06,493
I still think you're the nicest,
most perfect guy I've ever met.
880
00:44:08,995 --> 00:44:10,396
I can't believe...
I mean, are you serious?
881
00:44:10,530 --> 00:44:12,064
Or is this some kind of joke?
882
00:44:16,468 --> 00:44:17,802
Well, I mean, thank you.
883
00:44:17,937 --> 00:44:20,140
Thank you for helping me
understand Lisa's feelings,
884
00:44:20,272 --> 00:44:22,408
but if you thought
I would dump her...
885
00:44:22,542 --> 00:44:25,877
Lisa's been amazing, amazing
putting up with me and Bryan.
886
00:44:26,011 --> 00:44:27,946
From now on, it's just
gonna be me and her. I swear.
887
00:44:28,080 --> 00:44:30,683
She's the one I wanna spend
the rest of my life with.
888
00:44:30,816 --> 00:44:32,484
God, if she has doubts,
I'm gonna...
889
00:44:32,618 --> 00:44:35,754
I'll have to convince
her otherwise.
890
00:44:35,888 --> 00:44:37,557
- I'm sorry.
- Hey.
891
00:44:37,691 --> 00:44:39,325
Hey.
Everything okay?
892
00:44:39,459 --> 00:44:42,294
Yeah, she's a little...
little shaken up.
893
00:44:42,428 --> 00:44:43,630
Okay, I get that.
From, uh, last night.
894
00:44:43,763 --> 00:44:46,165
Yeah. Ready to go?
Yeah.
895
00:44:46,298 --> 00:44:49,534
All right, let's go.
Let's go.
896
00:45:08,386 --> 00:45:10,356
So, Bryan's mom clocked me.
897
00:45:10,490 --> 00:45:13,693
She said that my videos
need to be more private,
898
00:45:13,825 --> 00:45:16,028
and that I talk too much,
and that I post too much.
899
00:45:16,162 --> 00:45:18,763
Which is basically the same shit
that Bryan's pissed about.
900
00:45:18,897 --> 00:45:21,434
But it's, like, I don't think
they understand how much work
901
00:45:21,568 --> 00:45:23,002
is really involved
in what I do.
902
00:45:23,135 --> 00:45:25,771
I remix the videos.
I make the music better.
903
00:45:25,905 --> 00:45:27,272
Maybe you're just jealous
of my skills.
904
00:45:27,406 --> 00:45:28,774
Is that what it is, Bryan?
905
00:45:28,908 --> 00:45:30,443
'Cause I'm making
the lifetime-style
906
00:45:30,575 --> 00:45:32,144
documentary that you wanna make
about yourself?
907
00:45:32,278 --> 00:45:33,479
Well, guess what?
908
00:45:33,611 --> 00:45:35,548
Nobody knows Bryan better
than I do,
909
00:45:35,682 --> 00:45:37,515
and I'm gonna make the best
shit that he's ever seen.
910
00:45:37,649 --> 00:45:40,218
By the way, Bryan,
Lisa loves Danny again.
911
00:45:40,352 --> 00:45:44,857
Sorry.
912
00:45:44,990 --> 00:45:47,394
Think you've got
enough footage, Danny?
913
00:45:47,526 --> 00:45:49,828
It's really beautiful here.
This is really nice.
914
00:45:49,961 --> 00:45:52,731
Look at these trees!
Man, they're crazy.
915
00:45:52,865 --> 00:45:55,502
The trees
for which the park is named.
916
00:45:55,635 --> 00:45:57,502
That's why
they call it Joshua Tree.
917
00:45:57,636 --> 00:45:59,772
Who's Joshua, anyway?
I don't know.
918
00:45:59,906 --> 00:46:02,142
He's a guy that looked
like these trees, I guess.
919
00:46:07,580 --> 00:46:09,782
- So, these mountains are man-made.
- What?
920
00:46:09,915 --> 00:46:12,017
Isn't that crazy?
All the rocks and everything?
921
00:46:12,151 --> 00:46:16,489
Yeah, right.
922
00:46:17,289 --> 00:46:18,823
Man, you would
think that after having
923
00:46:18,957 --> 00:46:21,059
this camera for four days,
my arms should be used to it,
924
00:46:21,193 --> 00:46:23,495
but I'm just getting
a little tired over here.
925
00:46:23,629 --> 00:46:25,698
Got a nice
pump going in your biceps?
926
00:46:25,832 --> 00:46:29,502
- You know, just for you, babe.
- Thank you, baby.
927
00:46:29,635 --> 00:46:31,269
Lot of snakes out here, I bet.
928
00:46:31,403 --> 00:46:35,607
Oh, hell no.
929
00:46:35,740 --> 00:46:38,376
Oh, I love this.
930
00:46:38,510 --> 00:46:40,746
- I love you.
- I love you, too.
931
00:46:49,187 --> 00:46:50,689
Yo, here's the news.
932
00:46:50,823 --> 00:46:52,925
Sources tell me that Bryan
is puttin' together a movie
933
00:46:53,059 --> 00:46:55,227
with clips
from the website, live videos,
934
00:46:55,361 --> 00:46:57,597
and footage that
he's either hacked or stolen.
935
00:46:57,731 --> 00:47:00,366
Now, this film is gonna be
based on his trip to the desert
936
00:47:00,499 --> 00:47:04,703
before his parents send him to
military school aka detention,
937
00:47:04,836 --> 00:47:06,271
and I can guarantee you
one thing.
938
00:47:06,405 --> 00:47:09,274
He's going to make himself
the hero of this film.
939
00:47:09,408 --> 00:47:12,879
And two, he's gonna make me
look like a complete asshole
940
00:47:13,011 --> 00:47:16,015
even though I have
encouraged him this entire time,
941
00:47:16,149 --> 00:47:20,819
I have championed his brand,
and I have amplified his voice.
942
00:47:20,952 --> 00:47:23,588
Oh, wait.
Bryan don't have no voice.
943
00:47:25,357 --> 00:47:27,426
We got here before there's
a whole lot of people here.
944
00:47:27,560 --> 00:47:30,997
This is really nice.
945
00:47:31,129 --> 00:47:32,698
- Hi.
- How you doin'?
946
00:47:32,832 --> 00:47:34,501
Uh, I just need a day pass
for the car.
947
00:47:34,633 --> 00:47:36,168
Yeah, that's $15
for the vehicle.
948
00:47:36,301 --> 00:47:38,970
Sure.
949
00:47:39,104 --> 00:47:40,173
- Howdy.
- Mornin'!
950
00:47:40,305 --> 00:47:43,742
- How much for a day pass?
- $15.
951
00:47:43,876 --> 00:47:46,044
- How much do you get paid here?
- Becca.
952
00:47:46,178 --> 00:47:47,879
No, it's not about the money.
953
00:47:48,013 --> 00:47:51,249
- I enjoy servicing the National Park.
- Servicing?
954
00:47:51,383 --> 00:47:53,651
- You think I can get a job here?
- Stop it.
955
00:47:53,785 --> 00:47:55,120
- What?
- I don't see why not.
956
00:47:55,254 --> 00:47:56,456
You're pretty enough.
957
00:47:56,589 --> 00:47:57,924
Really? Pretty enough?
958
00:47:58,057 --> 00:48:00,359
I just wanna thank you
and express my gratitude
959
00:48:00,493 --> 00:48:02,495
for everything
you guys do here.
960
00:48:02,629 --> 00:48:04,163
I'm actually from this valley.
961
00:48:04,296 --> 00:48:07,532
We all think it's sacred,
so, uh, good job.
962
00:48:07,665 --> 00:48:09,868
Oh, I appreciate that.
963
00:48:10,002 --> 00:48:12,404
I mean, it hasn't been
completely contaminated
964
00:48:12,537 --> 00:48:15,574
yet by developers
or asshole tourists.
965
00:48:15,707 --> 00:48:18,177
No, but there are a few.
966
00:48:18,310 --> 00:48:19,745
I'm sure.
967
00:48:19,879 --> 00:48:21,814
- Thanks, Dick.
- Whoa, Rebecca.
968
00:48:21,948 --> 00:48:23,216
What? That's his name, right?
969
00:48:23,348 --> 00:48:25,251
- Thank you very much, sir.
- God.
970
00:48:25,383 --> 00:48:27,185
Hey, speaking of, uh, tourists,
971
00:48:27,319 --> 00:48:29,821
I have a couple of good friends
in town that are visiting.
972
00:48:29,955 --> 00:48:31,524
They got here
a couple minutes before us.
973
00:48:31,656 --> 00:48:34,325
Girl in the front seat, blonde
hair, real pretty, driving.
974
00:48:34,459 --> 00:48:35,794
They went straight ahead?
975
00:48:35,928 --> 00:48:37,530
They didn't go left
or right or turn...
976
00:48:37,662 --> 00:48:38,897
Yeah, no, no.
They were just here.
977
00:48:39,031 --> 00:48:40,700
Thank you, Richard.
You have a great day.
978
00:48:40,832 --> 00:48:43,301
Richard, got your hipsters
coming into the park.
979
00:48:43,435 --> 00:48:47,039
Don't worry,
I'll put 'em in their...
980
00:48:47,173 --> 00:48:49,107
So, how far back do you think
we need to go to park?
981
00:48:49,242 --> 00:48:51,544
This is pretty far back.
I know, seriously.
982
00:48:51,676 --> 00:48:53,945
I mean, we're pretty far
from the ranger's station.
983
00:48:54,078 --> 00:48:58,084
I'm saying, the farther we can
drive, the less we have to walk.
984
00:48:58,216 --> 00:49:01,586
Everybody better
put their sunblock on.
985
00:49:01,720 --> 00:49:03,656
Okay, mom.
Is this Joshua Tree?
986
00:49:03,789 --> 00:49:05,089
Yep, that's the tree.
That's it.
987
00:49:05,223 --> 00:49:07,193
They put a trashcan next to it.
988
00:49:16,669 --> 00:49:17,837
Okay,
so Echo Tree is to the left,
989
00:49:17,970 --> 00:49:20,004
and Barker Dam
is to the right.
990
00:49:20,138 --> 00:49:23,209
What do you think?
Mm, I say Echo Tree.
991
00:49:23,341 --> 00:49:25,176
Fine by me.
992
00:49:25,310 --> 00:49:26,646
- Whoa.
- What?
993
00:49:26,778 --> 00:49:28,079
What's this?
994
00:49:28,214 --> 00:49:29,782
There was a bullet on
the seat?
995
00:49:29,914 --> 00:49:33,719
What?
Think it was those guys?
996
00:49:37,555 --> 00:49:39,425
They're taking
Echo Tree trail.
997
00:49:39,559 --> 00:49:41,961
Yes, they are.
998
00:49:42,095 --> 00:49:43,696
When's the last time
you slept, man?
999
00:49:43,828 --> 00:49:46,664
A couple days, man.
That's the beauty of drugs.
1000
00:49:46,798 --> 00:49:49,601
I can sleep when they're dead.
1001
00:49:55,207 --> 00:49:58,810
Ah, you forgot something, man.
Think fast.
1002
00:50:03,716 --> 00:50:04,884
First, I'm gonna smash
1003
00:50:05,017 --> 00:50:07,452
that asshole's head in.
1004
00:50:07,586 --> 00:50:09,722
Then, I'm gonna make
those bitches wish
1005
00:50:09,856 --> 00:50:11,390
they'd never been born.
1006
00:50:11,524 --> 00:50:15,093
Then, I'm gonna seriously
handicap that special needs kid
1007
00:50:15,227 --> 00:50:19,365
and post pictures of his boiled
meat face all over Terror Eyes.
1008
00:50:20,298 --> 00:50:23,001
My back is
killing me from driving.
1009
00:50:23,135 --> 00:50:25,169
'Cause somebody had to film
the whole time
1010
00:50:25,303 --> 00:50:26,572
and didn't wanna drive.
1011
00:50:26,705 --> 00:50:28,140
Hey, I would've filmed
if you had asked.
1012
00:50:28,274 --> 00:50:29,842
Filmed?
I know you would have filmed.
1013
00:50:29,975 --> 00:50:31,611
You're always filming.
I mean drove.
1014
00:50:31,743 --> 00:50:34,814
I'm just really excited
about this camera, you guys.
1015
00:50:34,946 --> 00:50:36,915
I know, that's why I didn't
let you... make you drive.
1016
00:50:37,050 --> 00:50:38,783
I figured you'd wanna shoot.
1017
00:50:50,629 --> 00:50:54,032
My panoramics are totally
kicking your time-lapse's asses.
1018
00:50:54,165 --> 00:50:57,970
Kick... what?
1019
00:50:58,104 --> 00:50:59,805
I feel so safe with you here,
Danny.
1020
00:50:59,937 --> 00:51:02,240
Everything finally feels right.
1021
00:51:02,374 --> 00:51:03,675
I missed you.
1022
00:51:03,809 --> 00:51:05,676
I missed us.
1023
00:51:05,810 --> 00:51:09,682
I missed you too, baby.
But I'm back.
1024
00:51:09,814 --> 00:51:13,452
We're back.
1025
00:51:13,586 --> 00:51:17,857
Hipster rock bullshit.
1026
00:51:17,990 --> 00:51:21,593
Listen.
The wind is making that noise.
1027
00:51:21,727 --> 00:51:22,861
The wind sucks through the bark.
1028
00:51:22,995 --> 00:51:26,899
It gives me the creeps.
1029
00:51:27,033 --> 00:51:30,368
Sounds like an evil harmonica.
1030
00:52:00,665 --> 00:52:03,403
Big rock.
1031
00:52:15,647 --> 00:52:17,717
There they are!
1032
00:52:18,651 --> 00:52:19,919
What was that?
1033
00:52:20,053 --> 00:52:23,256
I don't know.
I heard something.
1034
00:52:26,857 --> 00:52:28,193
You guys think it was
that ranger?
1035
00:52:28,327 --> 00:52:29,627
Yeah, he's got nothing
better to do
1036
00:52:29,761 --> 00:52:31,497
than follow us around all day.
1037
00:52:31,631 --> 00:52:35,100
Come on.
1038
00:52:35,234 --> 00:52:37,002
- Look, it's a murder of crows.
- A what?
1039
00:52:37,135 --> 00:52:39,437
A flock of crows
is called a murder.
1040
00:52:39,571 --> 00:52:41,807
- That's weird.
- Do you know what a group of parrots is called?
1041
00:52:41,939 --> 00:52:44,008
No.
A flock.
1042
00:52:44,142 --> 00:52:45,877
Camels are a flock, too.
1043
00:52:46,010 --> 00:52:48,546
A group of hyenas
is called a clan.
1044
00:52:48,680 --> 00:52:50,616
Owls are a Parliament.
1045
00:52:50,749 --> 00:52:52,417
Wasps fly in a colony.
1046
00:52:52,551 --> 00:52:55,487
Then there's a herd of deer,
a school of fish...
1047
00:52:55,620 --> 00:52:59,957
A bunch of dead meat!
Welcome to the jungle, bitches.
1048
00:53:00,091 --> 00:53:01,593
Did you follow us here?
1049
00:53:01,727 --> 00:53:03,196
We belong here. You don't.
1050
00:53:03,328 --> 00:53:05,798
No, this is a public park.
Just leave us alone!
1051
00:53:05,930 --> 00:53:07,832
This guy keeps on filming.
1052
00:53:07,966 --> 00:53:09,301
Mike, get his camera.
Give me yours.
1053
00:53:09,435 --> 00:53:11,738
Stay back!
Get the fuck away from us!
1054
00:53:11,870 --> 00:53:13,338
Nope, I'm gonna be taking that.
Danny, run!
1055
00:53:13,472 --> 00:53:14,839
I'm not leaving. I got this.
1056
00:53:14,972 --> 00:53:16,274
Just go! Go get help!
1057
00:53:16,408 --> 00:53:18,910
Don't you... don't move.
1058
00:53:19,044 --> 00:53:20,578
You just gonna leave your girl
like that?
1059
00:53:20,711 --> 00:53:21,946
What're you gonna do?
1060
00:53:22,080 --> 00:53:24,582
Oh, I'm gonna fucking
kill you!
1061
00:53:24,716 --> 00:53:26,385
Get over here! You're dead!
1062
00:53:26,517 --> 00:53:30,222
Ah, your boyfriend is a class
a puss...
1063
00:53:30,356 --> 00:53:31,857
Aah!
1064
00:53:31,990 --> 00:53:36,127
Quick! Get on your back.
Stay there.
1065
00:53:39,631 --> 00:53:41,900
See what she made me do?
1066
00:53:42,033 --> 00:53:43,468
Guess what?
1067
00:53:43,602 --> 00:53:45,304
This was all supposed
to be a scam!
1068
00:53:45,437 --> 00:53:47,006
You were just supposed to be
another notch in my belt.
1069
00:53:47,138 --> 00:53:48,406
This is all your fault!
I'm sorry!
1070
00:53:48,539 --> 00:53:50,408
Just another chick I was
gonna get down with.
1071
00:53:50,542 --> 00:53:52,044
Where's Bryan?
1072
00:53:52,178 --> 00:53:53,546
I don't know!
Where is he?
1073
00:53:53,678 --> 00:53:55,780
- I don't know!
- Ugh.
1074
00:53:55,914 --> 00:53:58,449
No! No!
1075
00:54:02,888 --> 00:54:04,890
Bryan!
1076
00:54:05,024 --> 00:54:06,625
Thank you.
Oh, my God, thank you!
1077
00:54:06,758 --> 00:54:10,296
Becca!
1078
00:54:10,428 --> 00:54:12,664
You okay?
1079
00:54:16,767 --> 00:54:19,804
I'm so sorry.
1080
00:54:26,845 --> 00:54:28,481
You can't run forever!
1081
00:54:28,613 --> 00:54:32,184
Honey?
1082
00:54:33,986 --> 00:54:38,056
I'm so sorry.
Rebecca, please wake up.
1083
00:54:38,189 --> 00:54:41,560
I'm so sorry.
1084
00:54:48,167 --> 00:54:50,603
Right here, right here!
1085
00:54:50,736 --> 00:54:52,404
Hey, hey, hey, hey!
Somebody call the cops!
1086
00:54:52,537 --> 00:54:54,472
These girls are in trouble!
This guy... oh, my God.
1087
00:54:54,606 --> 00:54:56,073
Two girls are in trouble
at Echo Tree!
1088
00:54:56,207 --> 00:54:57,876
This guy and his friend
are trying to kill us!
1089
00:54:58,010 --> 00:54:59,176
That guy is trying to kill us!
1090
00:54:59,310 --> 00:55:00,646
That's him, that's the guy
right here!
1091
00:55:00,780 --> 00:55:02,113
This is the guy!
Hey!
1092
00:55:02,247 --> 00:55:03,848
Wanna come after me?
This is my bus!
1093
00:55:03,982 --> 00:55:05,417
You want some?
1094
00:55:07,252 --> 00:55:10,289
Get outta here.
Someone call the police!
1095
00:55:10,656 --> 00:55:12,691
Joey!
1096
00:55:12,825 --> 00:55:16,896
He's coming back! Run! Run!
1097
00:55:17,028 --> 00:55:20,498
Joey. Wake up.
Joey. Joey, dude.
1098
00:55:20,633 --> 00:55:22,868
Wake up. What happened?
1099
00:55:23,002 --> 00:55:26,772
Joey.
1100
00:55:34,646 --> 00:55:37,917
- Lisa!
- Danny! Oh, my God! Oh, my God!
1101
00:55:38,050 --> 00:55:41,486
I can't believe you're alive.
What happened?
1102
00:55:41,620 --> 00:55:43,522
He killed Rebecca.
They were about to kill me.
1103
00:55:43,655 --> 00:55:45,992
Bryan came out of nowhere
and saved me.
1104
00:55:46,124 --> 00:55:47,858
It's okay.
1105
00:55:47,993 --> 00:55:49,261
Come here.
Oh, my God.
1106
00:55:49,394 --> 00:55:50,995
- I'm sorry I left.
- I thought you were dead.
1107
00:55:56,068 --> 00:55:57,569
You did it, Bryan.
You're finally the hero.
1108
00:55:57,702 --> 00:56:00,272
Lisa must really love you now.
Yeah, right.
1109
00:56:00,405 --> 00:56:01,908
While we're on the subject
of Lisa,
1110
00:56:02,040 --> 00:56:03,742
here's some old text messages
that I hacked.
1111
00:56:03,874 --> 00:56:05,243
Cockstain60 asks,
1112
00:56:05,377 --> 00:56:07,879
"Bryan, you obviously
wanna bang Lisa.
1113
00:56:08,013 --> 00:56:09,281
Why not take her by force?"
1114
00:56:09,414 --> 00:56:11,582
Pipebombdiaper asks,
"Bryan, what if Lisa
1115
00:56:11,716 --> 00:56:13,484
never chooses
you over your brother?"
1116
00:56:13,618 --> 00:56:16,489
Bryan said, "Then she'll be sent
to heaven where she belongs."
1117
00:56:16,622 --> 00:56:19,156
Well, she is choosing
your brother over you, Bryan.
1118
00:56:19,290 --> 00:56:21,193
So, what're you gonna do?
1119
00:56:26,966 --> 00:56:28,200
Hey, what's with
the uni-bomber?
1120
00:56:28,334 --> 00:56:30,502
Did he have anything
to do with this?
1121
00:56:30,635 --> 00:56:31,869
It was self-defense.
1122
00:56:32,004 --> 00:56:34,339
They killed Rebecca and they
were about to kill me.
1123
00:56:34,472 --> 00:56:36,975
You can check their camera.
They filmed everything.
1124
00:56:42,781 --> 00:56:45,451
Whoa, whoa, whoa!
Back it up there, freakshow.
1125
00:56:45,584 --> 00:56:48,053
Give me this camera.
1126
00:57:02,334 --> 00:57:03,702
This from the kid's camera?
1127
00:57:03,836 --> 00:57:07,073
Yep.
1128
00:57:23,120 --> 00:57:24,490
Look at the videos
on his laptop, man.
1129
00:57:24,622 --> 00:57:26,291
He's been putting stuff
together.
1130
00:57:41,272 --> 00:57:45,010
♪ What you learned
in school was ♪
1131
00:57:45,142 --> 00:57:48,079
♪ To get some evil
in you 'cause ♪
1132
00:57:48,213 --> 00:57:53,618
♪ The things they do to you
will just leave you crying ♪
1133
00:57:55,220 --> 00:57:58,991
♪ What you learned in school
was ♪ Bryan!
1134
00:57:59,124 --> 00:58:01,327
♪ To get some evil in you ♪
1135
00:58:01,459 --> 00:58:03,160
Bryan!
1136
00:58:03,294 --> 00:58:06,597
Hey, I'm comin' in, okay?
1137
00:58:06,731 --> 00:58:11,001
Hey, I thought I told you
not to post videos like that.
1138
00:58:11,135 --> 00:58:12,703
Don't you lie to me.
I know it was you.
1139
00:58:12,838 --> 00:58:16,274
I could see your sleeves.
1140
00:58:16,408 --> 00:58:19,377
Monday.
You're going on Monday.
1141
00:58:19,510 --> 00:58:21,146
It's gonna... don't tell me
to get out, Bryan.
1142
00:58:21,280 --> 00:58:22,848
I'm talking to you.
1143
00:58:22,981 --> 00:58:25,149
I'm having
a conversation with...
1144
00:58:25,283 --> 00:58:29,622
don't you... you watch it.
1145
00:58:53,377 --> 00:58:55,080
Number one or number two?
1146
00:58:55,213 --> 00:58:56,481
Number one.
1147
00:58:56,615 --> 00:58:58,517
How much money they have on 'em?
1148
00:58:58,649 --> 00:58:59,950
About $200.
1149
00:59:00,084 --> 00:59:01,920
- Check the bags?
- Yeah.
1150
00:59:02,053 --> 00:59:05,890
- Did you check the car?
- Yeah.
1151
00:59:06,024 --> 00:59:08,426
And she's done.
I can see that.
1152
00:59:08,560 --> 00:59:10,962
Well, then go get her
back to the cell.
1153
00:59:11,095 --> 00:59:12,798
Oh, this is gross in here.
1154
00:59:23,107 --> 00:59:25,810
Yo, looks like Kylo
Ren stepping up to us?
1155
00:59:25,943 --> 00:59:27,779
Eat bags of shit.
1156
00:59:27,912 --> 00:59:29,581
Fucked up.
1157
00:59:32,184 --> 00:59:34,151
You dress like a ninja?
Come on.
1158
00:59:34,285 --> 00:59:36,155
Show us some moves, homie.
1159
00:59:38,289 --> 00:59:41,593
Show us some ninja moves.
1160
00:59:45,997 --> 00:59:48,032
Oh, shit!
1161
00:59:54,906 --> 00:59:58,109
Getting some messages
in the chat.
1162
00:59:58,243 --> 01:00:00,412
"Sam, you're playing with fire."
1163
01:00:00,544 --> 01:00:03,948
"Sam, are you butt-hurt
that Bryan's mom yelled at you?"
1164
01:00:04,082 --> 01:00:05,417
Yeah, actually, I am.
1165
01:00:05,551 --> 01:00:08,220
My turn to DJ.
I hate your classical crap.
1166
01:00:13,624 --> 01:00:16,160
I hope it's a long engagement.
1167
01:00:16,294 --> 01:00:18,095
Why?
1168
01:00:18,229 --> 01:00:19,763
It's gonna be a big adjustment
for him.
1169
01:00:19,897 --> 01:00:21,432
It's gonna take
some getting used to.
1170
01:00:21,566 --> 01:00:23,702
Come on, guys!
I know.
1171
01:00:25,537 --> 01:00:26,805
Never look into his camera
and never,
1172
01:00:26,939 --> 01:00:28,473
ever show him yours, okay?
1173
01:00:28,606 --> 01:00:30,774
Well, Bryan is
just always there.
1174
01:00:30,908 --> 01:00:35,613
Danny!
I love your new toy.
1175
01:00:35,747 --> 01:00:37,449
Or people just ignore him.
Like we do.
1176
01:00:37,582 --> 01:00:40,285
Yeah, but that's what he wants.
Is it?
1177
01:00:40,417 --> 01:00:41,886
Sorry, guys.
1178
01:00:42,019 --> 01:00:45,590
Just putting Bryan to bed.
1179
01:00:48,292 --> 01:00:50,195
Bryan, let's go!
1180
01:00:52,363 --> 01:00:55,066
What makes you think
everything's not okay?
1181
01:00:55,200 --> 01:00:57,502
I'm checking in on you guys
and you're giving me shit?
1182
01:00:57,635 --> 01:00:59,036
Have you been texting
with Bryan?
1183
01:00:59,169 --> 01:01:02,473
I don't text with
that deformed retard.
1184
01:01:02,606 --> 01:01:04,175
Am I on speaker phone?
1185
01:01:04,309 --> 01:01:07,178
Yep.
1186
01:01:07,312 --> 01:01:11,083
There's a bullet on the seat?
What?
1187
01:01:11,216 --> 01:01:12,751
You can take a
different trail now, Bryan.
1188
01:01:12,885 --> 01:01:16,053
Yeah.
Take a hike away from us for once.
1189
01:01:16,187 --> 01:01:17,789
They treat him
like a burlap sack.
1190
01:01:17,923 --> 01:01:21,593
No wonder he gets into shit
like this.
1191
01:01:21,727 --> 01:01:23,662
Post pictures of his
boiled meat face all over
1192
01:01:23,794 --> 01:01:28,032
- Terror Eyes.
- He's a little piss ant.
1193
01:01:28,167 --> 01:01:31,203
Listen to these messages
I used to send Bryan. Hey, B.
1194
01:01:31,336 --> 01:01:32,838
I've reached out a few times
1195
01:01:32,970 --> 01:01:34,839
because I'm, like,
your biggest fan,
1196
01:01:34,973 --> 01:01:36,975
and I'm a good hacker
just like you,
1197
01:01:37,109 --> 01:01:39,244
and I just wanna know
if you need somebody to work
1198
01:01:39,377 --> 01:01:40,979
for you
in some official capacity,
1199
01:01:41,111 --> 01:01:43,013
maybe like an apprenticeship
or something.
1200
01:01:43,147 --> 01:01:44,450
If you do, I'm your man.
1201
01:01:44,582 --> 01:01:46,151
Hit me up, B. Let me know.
Please.
1202
01:01:46,283 --> 01:01:47,885
No answer.
1203
01:01:48,019 --> 01:01:49,854
I followed up with stuff
like "checking in"
1204
01:01:49,988 --> 01:01:53,290
and "gentle reminder"
and then Bryan sends me this.
1205
01:01:53,425 --> 01:01:55,660
"Yo, kid, you bother me.
I don't need help.
1206
01:01:55,794 --> 01:01:57,429
"Help yourself
and fix your hair.
1207
01:01:57,562 --> 01:02:01,267
"Don't be a kiss ass.
Plus, your vids are kinda wack."
1208
01:02:07,906 --> 01:02:09,774
Bryan?
1209
01:02:09,908 --> 01:02:11,844
Did you know
who those guys were?
1210
01:02:16,013 --> 01:02:17,281
What did he say?
1211
01:02:17,415 --> 01:02:19,151
They're recording us
in the bathroom.
1212
01:02:19,285 --> 01:02:21,620
What? Bryan.
I asked you a question.
1213
01:02:21,754 --> 01:02:25,357
Lisa, they're recording us.
I don't care.
1214
01:02:29,894 --> 01:02:32,665
Bryan, come on, man,
let's go.
1215
01:02:35,899 --> 01:02:39,171
Do you have something
to tell us?
1216
01:02:39,303 --> 01:02:41,405
Lees, what's goin' on?
1217
01:02:41,539 --> 01:02:44,008
You told those guys
to harass us, didn't you?
1218
01:02:44,142 --> 01:02:45,977
That's how they knew
where we were staying,
1219
01:02:46,111 --> 01:02:47,780
everywhere we went.
1220
01:02:55,319 --> 01:02:56,854
They killed my best friend
1221
01:02:56,988 --> 01:02:59,590
and they were gonna kill
both of us!
1222
01:02:59,725 --> 01:03:02,560
What'd he say?
He says he saved your life.
1223
01:03:02,693 --> 01:03:04,729
Is that why you did this?
1224
01:03:04,863 --> 01:03:07,698
So you could be a hero?
Just like Danny was?
1225
01:03:07,832 --> 01:03:09,835
Well, your little plan didn't
really work out great, did it?
1226
01:03:09,968 --> 01:03:11,536
I asked if you could be cool
on this trip.
1227
01:03:11,669 --> 01:03:13,538
I said no pranks!
1228
01:03:13,671 --> 01:03:14,839
I can't believe this.
I can't believe this.
1229
01:03:14,972 --> 01:03:16,540
I knew it was a mistake
to bring you.
1230
01:03:16,673 --> 01:03:18,109
This is what we get
for trying to include you!
1231
01:03:18,243 --> 01:03:21,013
Hey, remember when that kid
went pee earlier?
1232
01:03:24,850 --> 01:03:27,285
- How does he know that's a camera?
- I don't know.
1233
01:03:27,419 --> 01:03:28,987
Well, how did he find it?
Beats me.
1234
01:03:29,120 --> 01:03:31,156
I told those rangers that you
did this in self-defense.
1235
01:03:31,289 --> 01:03:32,591
I-I have to tell them.
1236
01:03:32,723 --> 01:03:34,459
I have to make sure
that you stay as locked up
1237
01:03:34,593 --> 01:03:36,161
and far away
from me as possible.
1238
01:03:36,294 --> 01:03:38,864
Now two can play at terror.
I told you I know how to hack,
1239
01:03:38,997 --> 01:03:41,732
and that includes videos
on your website, Bryan.
1240
01:03:41,867 --> 01:03:43,734
It's time to unmask
the mask-maker.
1241
01:03:43,868 --> 01:03:46,538
You're filming him! Stop!
Jesus Christ.
1242
01:03:46,671 --> 01:03:47,906
Oh, shit. Oh, shit.
I'm sorry!
1243
01:03:48,039 --> 01:03:49,306
I don't...
I don't know what happened.
1244
01:03:49,441 --> 01:03:52,243
- Aah!
- Shut it off!
1245
01:03:54,713 --> 01:03:56,415
Help! We need help in here!
Help us!
1246
01:03:56,548 --> 01:03:58,082
- Oh, shit!
- I knew it!
1247
01:03:58,216 --> 01:04:01,419
Stop, Bryan!
1248
01:04:01,551 --> 01:04:03,722
Easy, easy.
1249
01:04:03,854 --> 01:04:07,258
He got my gun!
1250
01:04:12,531 --> 01:04:14,499
Bryan, put the gun down.
1251
01:04:14,633 --> 01:04:16,267
This is really bad, man.
1252
01:04:16,401 --> 01:04:18,103
There's no coming back
from this.
1253
01:04:18,236 --> 01:04:20,604
You just want me to say it,
don't you?
1254
01:04:20,738 --> 01:04:23,375
I'm the reason
it came to this.
1255
01:04:23,508 --> 01:04:25,008
Or course you brought
your phone in here.
1256
01:04:25,142 --> 01:04:29,714
All right.
So, I'll admit it.
1257
01:04:29,847 --> 01:04:32,916
That day, on the bike,
1258
01:04:33,051 --> 01:04:34,553
I pushed you.
1259
01:04:34,685 --> 01:04:35,988
I know there's video,
1260
01:04:36,120 --> 01:04:37,754
but if you went back
to the original footage,
1261
01:04:37,888 --> 01:04:40,057
you'd see something
you hadn't seen before.
1262
01:04:40,191 --> 01:04:42,995
You'd see what really happened.
I changed the tape.
1263
01:04:43,127 --> 01:04:45,430
Nobody saw me do it,
so I photoshopped my arm,
1264
01:04:45,562 --> 01:04:48,066
and it looked like you
fell by yourself.
1265
01:04:48,198 --> 01:04:50,269
I knew the cops would ask
for my video.
1266
01:04:50,401 --> 01:04:52,069
I swear I didn't know
there was a car coming.
1267
01:04:52,203 --> 01:04:53,638
I thought you'd just fall
into the grass,
1268
01:04:53,771 --> 01:04:56,640
but you rolled
into the street and...
1269
01:04:56,774 --> 01:05:01,446
I'm so sorry, man.
1270
01:05:01,580 --> 01:05:03,081
I know I've ruined your life.
1271
01:05:03,214 --> 01:05:05,417
And it kills me inside,
but I love you,
1272
01:05:05,550 --> 01:05:06,952
and you're my brother,
1273
01:05:07,084 --> 01:05:09,720
and getting married
isn't gonna change any of that.
1274
01:05:20,430 --> 01:05:23,434
Lisa and Shane?
1275
01:05:23,568 --> 01:05:25,236
Bryan!
1276
01:05:25,370 --> 01:05:27,539
Don't touch her!
1277
01:05:27,671 --> 01:05:29,573
Lisa! Lisa!
1278
01:05:29,707 --> 01:05:31,475
Stop!
1279
01:06:31,535 --> 01:06:33,304
Festivalgoers
in the Coachella Valley
1280
01:06:33,437 --> 01:06:36,807
were on edge this weekend as law
enforcement tripled personnel
1281
01:06:36,941 --> 01:06:39,912
during an ongoing manhunt
for Bryan Rusty.
1282
01:06:40,044 --> 01:06:41,812
The Southern California
teen escaped custody
1283
01:06:41,946 --> 01:06:43,914
from a local precinct
on Friday
1284
01:06:44,048 --> 01:06:46,316
and remains a suspect
in multiple homicides.
1285
01:06:46,450 --> 01:06:49,220
The public was not aware of
the fugitive or his whereabouts
1286
01:06:49,354 --> 01:06:51,656
until after the first day
of the event.
1287
01:06:51,789 --> 01:06:53,123
But after the story broke,
1288
01:06:53,258 --> 01:06:55,193
a number of attendees
identified Rusty
1289
01:06:55,327 --> 01:06:58,796
in their own video footage
and many are uploading clips.
1290
01:06:58,930 --> 01:07:00,598
Bryan is believed to have
entered the festival
1291
01:07:00,731 --> 01:07:03,867
and camouflaged himself among
of thousands of other visitors.
1292
01:07:04,001 --> 01:07:05,269
Sources
tell us the original
1293
01:07:05,403 --> 01:07:06,870
description of Bryan Rusty
1294
01:07:07,004 --> 01:07:09,340
had officers looking for
a 16-year-old
1295
01:07:09,473 --> 01:07:11,410
in a black hoodie and ski mask,
1296
01:07:11,542 --> 01:07:13,644
but as this amateur
footage shows,
1297
01:07:13,778 --> 01:07:15,647
he seems to have changed
his appearance
1298
01:07:15,780 --> 01:07:17,714
to throw authorities off track.
1299
01:07:17,848 --> 01:07:19,249
That's right, David.
1300
01:07:19,383 --> 01:07:21,285
This footage is helping police
gather information
1301
01:07:21,419 --> 01:07:23,955
and some individuals have
even taken it upon themselves
1302
01:07:24,089 --> 01:07:26,691
to create supercuts
of the collective shots.
1303
01:07:26,823 --> 01:07:29,626
This one from user
B-R-Y-R-X-O-X-O.
1304
01:07:58,189 --> 01:08:00,892
Cockrocket15 writes,
"You scared, Sam?
1305
01:08:01,026 --> 01:08:02,527
Bryan's on the loose, sucker!"
1306
01:08:02,660 --> 01:08:05,931
Jizzbullit writes, "One-two,
Bryan's coming for you."
1307
01:08:06,064 --> 01:08:09,267
Dude. Reality check.
Bryan's not comin' for me.
1308
01:08:09,399 --> 01:08:11,068
He's comin' for Lisa.
1309
01:08:13,437 --> 01:08:15,772
Bryan Rusty
is suspected of killing
1310
01:08:15,906 --> 01:08:17,575
two Palm Desert residents
1311
01:08:17,708 --> 01:08:20,610
as well as two park rangers
in the Coachella Valley.
1312
01:08:20,744 --> 01:08:23,047
You really think Bryan is still
hiding inside the festival?
1313
01:08:23,181 --> 01:08:24,315
He's not.
1314
01:08:24,449 --> 01:08:26,251
There's no footage of him
getting out.
1315
01:08:26,385 --> 01:08:27,852
Yeah, that's by design.
1316
01:08:27,985 --> 01:08:30,021
Bryan knows when he
is on camera.
1317
01:08:30,154 --> 01:08:33,957
So, Danny admitted he pushed
Bryan under the car.
1318
01:08:34,092 --> 01:08:36,127
- Class act, that boy.
- What?
1319
01:08:36,260 --> 01:08:38,128
His father lived with that guilt
for 10 years.
1320
01:08:38,262 --> 01:08:40,765
Where did you hear that?
You heard it, too.
1321
01:08:40,899 --> 01:08:42,700
You were in that cell
with those boys.
1322
01:08:42,833 --> 01:08:45,102
Wait, have you been
talking to Bryan?
1323
01:08:45,236 --> 01:08:46,370
Of course not.
1324
01:08:46,504 --> 01:08:48,606
Then how else
would you know all of that?
1325
01:08:48,739 --> 01:08:51,642
Have you heard from Shane?
Why would I?
1326
01:08:51,775 --> 01:08:53,377
I know about you two.
1327
01:08:53,512 --> 01:08:55,413
And Danny was gonna propose.
1328
01:08:55,547 --> 01:08:57,348
Look, Shane and I had a fling.
1329
01:08:57,481 --> 01:09:00,016
But while I was on that trip,
I fell in love with Danny again.
1330
01:09:00,150 --> 01:09:02,252
I just needed a little
perspective.
1331
01:09:02,387 --> 01:09:05,223
And now he's gone forever
because of Bryan.
1332
01:09:05,355 --> 01:09:08,092
I mean, I bought a gun today.
I'm scared.
1333
01:09:08,226 --> 01:09:09,694
It sounds like you've been
talking to...
1334
01:09:09,828 --> 01:09:11,529
Tell Shane to call his mother.
1335
01:09:22,739 --> 01:09:26,543
I don't... I have no idea
what those French words mean.
1336
01:09:26,677 --> 01:09:29,213
Um, marry me?
1337
01:09:29,346 --> 01:09:30,680
Oh, stupid.
1338
01:09:30,815 --> 01:09:33,952
Marion, how did you get that?
1339
01:09:34,084 --> 01:09:36,186
Can you send it to me?
Please?
1340
01:09:39,222 --> 01:09:42,426
Listen to me. Don't do it.
1341
01:09:42,560 --> 01:09:44,029
You were going to leave Danny.
1342
01:09:44,162 --> 01:09:46,064
You know nothing
about Danny and me.
1343
01:09:46,196 --> 01:09:47,864
You're a cheater just like me.
1344
01:09:50,802 --> 01:09:52,737
You disgusting creature!
1345
01:09:52,869 --> 01:09:54,404
I saved your life.
1346
01:09:54,538 --> 01:09:55,806
You were supposed to say...
1347
01:09:55,940 --> 01:09:57,275
Bryan! Thank you.
1348
01:09:57,409 --> 01:09:59,077
He came out of nowhere
and saved me.
1349
01:09:59,209 --> 01:10:01,111
Get this through
your sick head.
1350
01:10:01,245 --> 01:10:04,449
My only goal from now on is to
find you and to take you down.
1351
01:10:04,583 --> 01:10:07,519
Do you understand that?
1352
01:10:11,689 --> 01:10:13,325
Bryan, are you in my house?
1353
01:10:13,458 --> 01:10:15,627
I don't text with that deformed
retard... deformed retard.
1354
01:10:15,760 --> 01:10:18,029
Shane!
1355
01:10:18,163 --> 01:10:20,866
Please, stop.
Shane, where are you?
1356
01:10:20,998 --> 01:10:22,699
If Bryan isn't found
by tomorrow,
1357
01:10:22,833 --> 01:10:24,202
I'm turning in my mother.
1358
01:10:24,334 --> 01:10:26,069
She's been enabling
that punk this whole time,
1359
01:10:26,204 --> 01:10:28,907
and they both belong
in a mental ward.
1360
01:10:36,547 --> 01:10:39,884
Bryan? Oh, my God!
1361
01:10:42,753 --> 01:10:44,320
No, stop!
1362
01:10:44,454 --> 01:10:46,823
No, don't, please!
Someone help me!
1363
01:10:46,958 --> 01:10:48,927
Please, stop! No!
1364
01:10:52,596 --> 01:10:54,999
I will fucking kill you!
1365
01:10:55,132 --> 01:10:56,501
Do it.
They're all watching.
1366
01:11:07,712 --> 01:11:10,281
Ding-dong, the dick is dead.
Let me tell you something.
1367
01:11:10,414 --> 01:11:13,450
This is why it pays to stay
uncensored, speak your mind,
1368
01:11:13,583 --> 01:11:15,653
and retaliate
whenever someone does you wrong.
1369
01:11:15,785 --> 01:11:18,623
Even if your opponent
is the great and mighty Bryan,
1370
01:11:18,756 --> 01:11:22,093
who, in this case,
was neither great nor mighty.
1371
01:11:25,395 --> 01:11:27,064
Bryan?
1372
01:11:28,533 --> 01:11:29,700
You're alive?
1373
01:11:32,169 --> 01:11:34,872
What's up, bro?
Thanks for reaching out.
1374
01:11:41,812 --> 01:11:45,583
Your mom, she came at me
with brass knuckles, dude.
1375
01:11:45,717 --> 01:11:48,486
Bryan, I am so sorry, dude.
I am so sorry.
1376
01:11:50,888 --> 01:11:52,556
Lisa has had it coming
for a long time.
1377
01:11:52,690 --> 01:11:54,893
I know how much you like her,
but if she goes
1378
01:11:55,025 --> 01:11:56,961
to the authorities,
she's our next target.
1379
01:11:57,095 --> 01:11:58,529
Do you understand, honey?
1380
01:11:58,663 --> 01:12:02,900
Marion, you condoned Bryan's
activities within this group.
1381
01:12:03,034 --> 01:12:04,201
Mrs. Rusty, do you have
1382
01:12:04,334 --> 01:12:05,970
any knowledge
of Bryan's whereabouts?
1383
01:12:06,104 --> 01:12:09,207
How could I?
He's probably dead.
1384
01:12:12,209 --> 01:12:14,078
Come on, man, you know
everything that I do is for you.
1385
01:12:14,212 --> 01:12:17,549
I love you, B.
1386
01:12:21,352 --> 01:12:23,654
They asked me to take all
the footage and give it to them.
1387
01:12:23,788 --> 01:12:27,058
Dude, I don't know what to do.
1388
01:12:27,191 --> 01:12:29,894
This surveillance footage
was acquired yesterday
1389
01:12:30,026 --> 01:12:31,328
at Limitless Liquor,
1390
01:12:31,462 --> 01:12:34,766
less than a mile
from their home.
1391
01:12:34,899 --> 01:12:37,068
- How do you know it's him?
- Please.
1392
01:12:37,200 --> 01:12:39,837
- You can't even see his face.
- Then who was that?
1393
01:12:39,970 --> 01:12:41,038
It's none of your business.
1394
01:12:41,172 --> 01:12:43,140
Was it a friend?
A stranger?
1395
01:12:43,274 --> 01:12:45,376
Yes, a stranger to me.
Still is.
1396
01:12:45,508 --> 01:12:48,678
Mrs. Rusty, you'll remain
in custody downtown.
1397
01:12:48,812 --> 01:12:51,882
And as soon as they find him,
you'll stay in custody.
1398
01:12:52,016 --> 01:12:55,086
You will never find him!
He found you once.
1399
01:12:55,218 --> 01:12:58,222
He will find you again!
He'll find all of you!
1400
01:12:58,355 --> 01:12:59,956
He'll find all of you!
1401
01:13:00,091 --> 01:13:03,127
Bryan, you gotta tell me what I
can do to get out of this, man.
1402
01:13:03,261 --> 01:13:06,196
What? No!
What're you doing?
1403
01:13:06,330 --> 01:13:09,199
Ah!
1404
01:13:09,333 --> 01:13:11,868
Get off me! You freak! You...
1405
01:13:12,003 --> 01:13:14,939
Ow. Ow! Get off me!
1406
01:13:18,810 --> 01:13:20,645
You're the hero, Bryan!
1407
01:13:20,778 --> 01:13:23,047
You win! Come on, man!
1408
01:13:23,181 --> 01:13:24,649
We're like brothers!
1409
01:13:24,781 --> 01:13:26,851
All my brothers are dead!
1410
01:13:54,412 --> 01:13:57,914
Whoo!
Fucking Bryan.
1411
01:14:17,700 --> 01:14:21,338
♪ What you learned
in school was ♪
1412
01:14:21,471 --> 01:14:24,441
♪ To get some evil
in you 'cause ♪
1413
01:14:24,574 --> 01:14:29,279
♪ The things they do to you
will just leave you crying ♪
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