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These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:08,109 --> 00:00:09,779 [ MID-TEMPO MUSIC PLAYS ] 2 00:00:09,777 --> 00:00:10,577 >> Kove: TRENT, REPORT. 3 00:00:10,578 --> 00:00:13,008 HAVE YOU TAKEN OUT THE TARGET? 4 00:00:13,247 --> 00:00:13,877 >> Trent: NEGATIVE. 5 00:00:13,881 --> 00:00:14,881 HE'S GOT YOUR BURN BOOK, AND 6 00:00:14,882 --> 00:00:15,582 HE'S MOVING FAST. 7 00:00:15,583 --> 00:00:16,583 IF THAT GETS INTO THE WRONG 8 00:00:16,584 --> 00:00:17,124 HANDS -- 9 00:00:17,118 --> 00:00:18,118 >> Kove: YOU DON'T HAVE TO TELL 10 00:00:18,119 --> 00:00:18,719 ME WHAT WOULD HAPPEN. 11 00:00:18,719 --> 00:00:19,649 THAT BURN BOOK IS WHERE I KEEP 12 00:00:19,653 --> 00:00:21,223 ALL MY PRIVATE THOUGHTS, MY 13 00:00:21,222 --> 00:00:22,722 INTERNET PASSWORDS, AND A LIST 14 00:00:22,723 --> 00:00:23,893 OF WHO'S COOL AND WHO'S A 15 00:00:23,891 --> 00:00:24,891 BACKSTABBING BITCH. 16 00:00:24,892 --> 00:00:28,162 ALPHONSE, DO YOU HAVE A SHOT? 17 00:00:28,162 --> 00:00:29,232 >> Alphonse: I CAN'T TELL THEM 18 00:00:29,230 --> 00:00:29,800 APART. 19 00:00:29,797 --> 00:00:31,227 THEY LOOK EXACTLY ALIKE. 20 00:00:31,232 --> 00:00:32,172 >> Kove: OKAY, THEN, SHOOT THEM 21 00:00:32,166 --> 00:00:32,566 BOTH. 22 00:00:32,566 --> 00:00:33,296 >> Trent: WAIT, WHAT? 23 00:00:33,301 --> 00:00:33,901 >> Alphonse: WHAT?! 24 00:00:33,901 --> 00:00:34,841 >> Kove: LOOK, SAM AND I CAN'T 25 00:00:34,835 --> 00:00:36,235 SIT AROUND LIKE ROSS WAITING FOR 26 00:00:36,237 --> 00:00:37,307 RACHEL TRYING TO FIGURE OUT 27 00:00:37,305 --> 00:00:38,405 WHO'S THE TERRORIST AND WHO'S 28 00:00:38,406 --> 00:00:38,736 TRENT. 29 00:00:38,739 --> 00:00:39,469 KILL THEM BOTH. 30 00:00:39,473 --> 00:00:40,673 WE'LL WORK IT OUT AFTERWARDS. 31 00:00:40,674 --> 00:00:41,914 >> Sam: WHY DON'T WE USE TRANQS? 32 00:00:41,909 --> 00:00:42,809 >> Kove: TRANQS?! 33 00:00:42,810 --> 00:00:44,280 DID RACHEL "USE TRANQS" WHEN 34 00:00:44,278 --> 00:00:45,578 ROSS CHEATED ON HER WITH THAT 35 00:00:45,579 --> 00:00:46,749 GIRL FROM THE COPY PLACE? 36 00:00:46,747 --> 00:00:47,247 NO! 37 00:00:47,248 --> 00:00:48,348 SHE KILLED THE RELATIONSHIP. 38 00:00:48,349 --> 00:00:49,619 DOESN'T MATTER IF THEY WERE ON A 39 00:00:49,617 --> 00:00:50,147 BREAK. 40 00:00:50,151 --> 00:00:50,681 RIGHT, S.A.M.? 41 00:00:50,684 --> 00:00:51,594 OF COURSE -- RIGHT. 42 00:00:51,585 --> 00:00:52,615 THAT'S TWO AGAINST ONE. 43 00:00:52,620 --> 00:00:53,750 ALPHONSE, TAKE THE SHOT. 44 00:00:53,754 --> 00:00:59,864 THAT'S AN ORDER. 45 00:00:59,860 --> 00:01:01,260 [ GUNSHOT ] 46 00:01:01,262 --> 00:01:04,132 [ GUNSHOT ] 47 00:01:05,933 --> 00:01:08,803 [ MID-TEMPO MUSIC PLAYS ] 48 00:01:18,646 --> 00:01:21,616 >> * DIEGO 49 00:01:21,615 --> 00:01:24,885 * DIEGO-O-O 50 00:01:24,885 --> 00:01:29,785 * DIEGO-O-O 51 00:01:29,790 --> 00:01:33,530 * SAN DIEGO 52 00:01:42,503 --> 00:01:43,543 >> Sam: I ALWAYS SAID HE HAD A 53 00:01:43,537 --> 00:01:45,637 LOT OF...HANG-UPS. 54 00:01:45,639 --> 00:01:46,709 >> Kove: I APPRECIATE YOU 55 00:01:46,707 --> 00:01:47,807 TRYING, BUT IT'S NO USE. 56 00:01:47,808 --> 00:01:48,578 LET'S FACE IT. 57 00:01:48,576 --> 00:01:50,406 PUNS WERE TRENT'S THING. 58 00:01:50,411 --> 00:01:54,921 YOUR THING IS AWKWARD HUGS. 59 00:01:54,915 --> 00:01:57,385 >> Sam: HEY. 60 00:01:57,385 --> 00:01:58,745 UM, STILL NO SIGN OF EITHER 61 00:01:58,752 --> 00:01:59,492 BODY, HUH? 62 00:01:59,487 --> 00:02:00,317 >> Kove: NO. 63 00:02:00,321 --> 00:02:01,761 TRENT HATED THE IDEA OF A PROPER 64 00:02:01,755 --> 00:02:02,355 BURIAL. 65 00:02:02,356 --> 00:02:03,686 HE WOULD HAVE WANTED IT THIS 66 00:02:03,691 --> 00:02:04,491 WAY. 67 00:02:04,492 --> 00:02:05,762 HE ALSO SAID HE WOULD HAVE 68 00:02:05,759 --> 00:02:07,499 PREFERRED BEING EATEN BY RATS OR 69 00:02:07,495 --> 00:02:08,825 USED AS BONFIRE WOOD BY LOCAL 70 00:02:08,829 --> 00:02:11,329 HOBOS. 71 00:02:11,332 --> 00:02:12,772 THAT WAS HIS WAY. 72 00:02:12,766 --> 00:02:14,766 >> YOU'VE BEEN HACKED. 73 00:02:14,768 --> 00:02:16,668 YOU'VE BEEN HACKED. 74 00:02:16,670 --> 00:02:17,610 YOU'VE BEEN HACKED. 75 00:02:17,605 --> 00:02:18,435 >> Kove: OH, NO! 76 00:02:18,439 --> 00:02:19,339 WE'VE BEEN HACKED. 77 00:02:19,340 --> 00:02:20,440 >> Daisy: OH, NO. MY BAD. 78 00:02:20,441 --> 00:02:21,741 SORRY, THAT WAS JUST A FUNNY GIF 79 00:02:21,742 --> 00:02:22,612 I WAS WORKING ON. 80 00:02:22,610 --> 00:02:23,440 DO YOU LIKE IT? 81 00:02:23,444 --> 00:02:24,784 >> S.A.M.: WHAT IS HAPPENING TO 82 00:02:24,778 --> 00:02:25,248 ME? 83 00:02:25,246 --> 00:02:26,346 >> Kove: ROBOT S.A.M., THIS IS 84 00:02:26,347 --> 00:02:27,007 NO TIME FOR DANCING. 85 00:02:27,014 --> 00:02:28,354 >> S.A.M.: I SEEM TO HAVE LOST 86 00:02:28,349 --> 00:02:29,249 CONTROL OF MY FACULTIES. 87 00:02:29,250 --> 00:02:33,850 >> Daisy: OH, WAIT. 88 00:02:33,854 --> 00:02:35,464 YEAH, NOW WE'VE BEEN HACKED. 89 00:02:35,456 --> 00:02:36,286 >> SECURITY SHUTDOWN. 90 00:02:36,290 --> 00:02:37,020 >> Alphonse: OOH, ARE YOU 91 00:02:37,024 --> 00:02:37,894 WATCHING "THE MATRIX"? 92 00:02:37,891 --> 00:02:38,961 >> Daisy: NO, WE'VE BEEN HACKED 93 00:02:38,959 --> 00:02:40,029 AGAIN, AND BY THE LOCKS OF IT, 94 00:02:40,027 --> 00:02:41,527 THEY HAVE ACCESS TO OUR ENTIRE 95 00:02:41,529 --> 00:02:41,899 SYSTEM. 96 00:02:41,895 --> 00:02:43,855 >> KOVE'S BEEN A BAD GIRL. 97 00:02:43,864 --> 00:02:44,974 KOVE'S BEEN A BAD GIRL. 98 00:02:44,965 --> 00:02:46,425 >> Kove: WELL, ALL I KNOW IS 99 00:02:46,434 --> 00:02:47,804 THIS HAS NOTHING TO DO WITH MY 100 00:02:47,801 --> 00:02:49,371 BURN BOOK BEING STOLEN AND NOT 101 00:02:49,370 --> 00:02:49,970 BEING RECOVERED. 102 00:02:49,970 --> 00:02:51,270 WE NEED TO FIGURE OUT WHO'S 103 00:02:51,272 --> 00:02:52,412 BEHIND THIS, WHICH SHOULD BE 104 00:02:52,406 --> 00:02:56,576 HARD, BECAUSE EVERYONE LIKES ME. 105 00:02:56,577 --> 00:02:57,747 >> Daisy: SO, UM, THIS MIGHT BE 106 00:02:57,745 --> 00:02:58,945 A BIT OF A BAD TIME [CHUCKLES] 107 00:02:58,946 --> 00:03:00,376 BUT I WAS WONDERING, DOES ANYONE 108 00:03:00,381 --> 00:03:01,621 WANT TO SEE ONE OF GADGET GIRL'S 109 00:03:01,615 --> 00:03:02,275 NEW GADGETS? 110 00:03:02,283 --> 00:03:02,623 HMM? 111 00:03:02,616 --> 00:03:04,286 IT'S A SNOW GLOBE THAT ACTUALLY 112 00:03:04,285 --> 00:03:05,315 SHOOTS BULLETS. 113 00:03:05,319 --> 00:03:06,749 >> Sam: A GADGET -- GADGET GIRL? 114 00:03:06,754 --> 00:03:07,794 WHO'S GADGET GIRL? 115 00:03:07,788 --> 00:03:08,418 >> Daisy: ME. 116 00:03:08,422 --> 00:03:09,062 ME. I'M GADGET GIRL. 117 00:03:09,056 --> 00:03:09,956 DID YOU NOT GET MY E-MAIL? 118 00:03:09,957 --> 00:03:11,057 I'M JUST TRYING TO DEFINE MYSELF 119 00:03:11,058 --> 00:03:13,058 IN THE WORKPLACE A LITTLE BIT. 120 00:03:13,060 --> 00:03:13,990 >> Alphonse: GET OFF ME. 121 00:03:13,994 --> 00:03:14,834 >> Kove: DAMN IT. 122 00:03:14,828 --> 00:03:16,058 DAISY AND HER GIFS. 123 00:03:16,063 --> 00:03:19,573 >> IT'S PRONOUNCED "JIFF." 124 00:03:19,567 --> 00:03:20,327 >> Kove: YOU! 125 00:03:20,334 --> 00:03:22,444 >> HELLO...MOM. 126 00:03:22,436 --> 00:03:23,596 >> Kove: [ SHOUTS ] 127 00:03:23,604 --> 00:03:26,074 >> Daisy: [ BREATHING HEAVILY ] 128 00:03:26,073 --> 00:03:26,943 GUYS, GUYS, GUYS, STOP! 129 00:03:26,940 --> 00:03:27,740 IT'S AN EMERGENCY. 130 00:03:27,741 --> 00:03:28,741 >> Alphonse: NOT NOW, DAISY. 131 00:03:28,742 --> 00:03:29,842 >> Daisy: NO, IT'S AN EMERGENCY. 132 00:03:29,843 --> 00:03:30,943 >> Sam: DAISY, I'M ABOUT TO BEAT 133 00:03:30,944 --> 00:03:31,514 ALPHONSE. 134 00:03:31,512 --> 00:03:32,352 GIVE ME ONE SECOND. 135 00:03:32,346 --> 00:03:33,406 >> Daisy: GO, GO, GADGET GIRL. 136 00:03:33,414 --> 00:03:33,814 [ GRUNTS ] 137 00:03:33,814 --> 00:03:35,424 >> Sam: WHAT?! 138 00:03:35,416 --> 00:03:35,976 DAMN IT! 139 00:03:35,983 --> 00:03:37,753 OKAY. ALL RIGHT. YOU WIN. 140 00:03:37,751 --> 00:03:38,751 WHAT'S SO IMPORTANT, DAISY? 141 00:03:38,752 --> 00:03:39,622 >> Daisy: [ Panting ] KOVE... 142 00:03:39,620 --> 00:03:41,360 KIDNAPPED...HACKER. 143 00:03:41,355 --> 00:03:42,515 >> Alphonse: USE CONJUNCTIONS, 144 00:03:42,523 --> 00:03:42,823 WOMAN. 145 00:03:42,823 --> 00:03:44,763 >> Sam: KOVE'S BEEN KIDNAPPED. 146 00:03:44,758 --> 00:03:45,658 YOU GUYS FIND OUT WHERE THE 147 00:03:45,659 --> 00:03:46,659 HACKER'S SIGNAL IS COMING FROM, 148 00:03:46,660 --> 00:03:47,660 AND I'LL GO TO KOVE'S HOUSE AND 149 00:03:47,661 --> 00:03:48,661 PRETEND TO BE HER NANNY SO THAT 150 00:03:48,662 --> 00:03:49,662 HER KIDS DON'T GET SUSPICIOUS. 151 00:03:49,663 --> 00:03:50,033 GOOD? 152 00:03:50,030 --> 00:03:50,630 OKAY. 153 00:03:50,631 --> 00:03:50,961 BREAK! 154 00:03:50,964 --> 00:03:51,834 >> Alphonse: WAIT. 155 00:03:51,832 --> 00:03:53,832 WHAT? 156 00:03:53,834 --> 00:03:55,444 >> Sam: OKAY. 157 00:03:58,038 --> 00:03:59,468 >> Trent: I GUESS THE REASON WHY 158 00:03:59,473 --> 00:04:00,643 I OWN A HYBRID IS BECAUSE IT'S 159 00:04:00,641 --> 00:04:01,711 LIKE SAYING "THANK YOU" TO 160 00:04:01,709 --> 00:04:02,979 MOTHER EARTH. 161 00:04:02,976 --> 00:04:03,936 >> S.A.M.: TRENT? 162 00:04:03,944 --> 00:04:05,014 >> Trent: I DON'T HAVE A 163 00:04:05,012 --> 00:04:06,512 SWIMMING POOL, BUT WHAT I LIKE 164 00:04:06,514 --> 00:04:07,784 TO DO IS FILL THE BATHTUB UP 165 00:04:07,781 --> 00:04:09,121 WITH WATER AND GO UNDERNEATH IT. 166 00:04:09,116 --> 00:04:10,516 IT'S LIKE A PRIVATE SWIMMING 167 00:04:10,518 --> 00:04:10,818 POOL. 168 00:04:10,818 --> 00:04:13,688 >> S.A.M.: TRENT IS ALIVE! 169 00:04:13,687 --> 00:04:14,517 >> Kove: [ GROANS ] 170 00:04:14,522 --> 00:04:16,862 >> RISE AND SHINE, MAMA. 171 00:04:16,857 --> 00:04:18,127 >> Kove: KATHLEEN. 172 00:04:18,125 --> 00:04:19,125 >> NO. 173 00:04:19,126 --> 00:04:21,456 IT'S GAIL -- YOUR ONLY DAUGHTER, 174 00:04:21,462 --> 00:04:22,002 GAIL. 175 00:04:21,995 --> 00:04:22,795 >> Kove: OH. RIGHT. 176 00:04:22,796 --> 00:04:23,626 GAIL. 177 00:04:23,631 --> 00:04:24,501 WHAT DO YOU WANT? 178 00:04:24,498 --> 00:04:25,528 DIDN'T I SEND YOU A CHRISTMAS 179 00:04:25,533 --> 00:04:26,033 CARD? 180 00:04:26,033 --> 00:04:26,803 >> NO. 181 00:04:26,800 --> 00:04:27,970 YOU DIDN'T. 182 00:04:27,968 --> 00:04:28,868 IT'S TIME YOU START PAYING 183 00:04:28,869 --> 00:04:29,539 ATTENTION TO ME. 184 00:04:29,537 --> 00:04:30,637 >> Kove: CAN'T YOU SEE I'M BUSY? 185 00:04:30,638 --> 00:04:31,508 WE'RE DEALING WITH A VERY 186 00:04:31,505 --> 00:04:32,465 IMPORTANT HACKER RIGHT NOW. 187 00:04:32,473 --> 00:04:33,473 >> I'M THE HACKER! 188 00:04:33,474 --> 00:04:34,814 >> Kove: VERY FUNNY, GAIL, BUT 189 00:04:34,808 --> 00:04:36,008 JOKES AREN'T YOUR THING. 190 00:04:36,009 --> 00:04:37,549 YOUR THING IS CRYING AND BEING A 191 00:04:37,545 --> 00:04:37,845 BABY. 192 00:04:37,845 --> 00:04:38,975 >> HOW DO YOU KNOW WHAT MY THING 193 00:04:38,979 --> 00:04:39,649 IS? 194 00:04:39,647 --> 00:04:40,577 YOU LEFT WHEN I WAS BORN. 195 00:04:40,581 --> 00:04:41,651 >> Kove: WELL, THAT'S WHAT I 196 00:04:41,649 --> 00:04:42,819 REMEMBER FROM THE DELIVERY ROOM. 197 00:04:42,816 --> 00:04:44,486 YOU WERE CRYING, AND YOU WERE 198 00:04:44,485 --> 00:04:45,485 BEING A REAL BABY. 199 00:04:45,486 --> 00:04:46,886 >> WHY DID YOU LEAVE? 200 00:04:46,887 --> 00:04:48,417 >> Kove: BECAUSE YOU WERE A 201 00:04:48,422 --> 00:04:48,822 GIRL. 202 00:04:48,822 --> 00:04:50,092 NOW I HAVE TWO BOYS, AND I 203 00:04:50,090 --> 00:04:52,060 COULDN'T BE HAPPIER. 204 00:04:52,059 --> 00:04:52,889 COULDN'T BE HAPPIER. 205 00:04:52,893 --> 00:04:54,463 >> [ GROWLS ] 206 00:04:57,598 --> 00:05:00,168 [ DOORBELL RINGS ] 207 00:05:00,167 --> 00:05:01,997 >> Sam: [ High-pitched ] HELLO. 208 00:05:02,002 --> 00:05:03,602 MY NAME IS MRS. SUGAR BLOSSOM. 209 00:05:03,604 --> 00:05:04,674 I'M YOUR NEW NANNY. 210 00:05:04,672 --> 00:05:06,042 WE'RE GOING TO BE THE BEST OF 211 00:05:06,039 --> 00:05:06,669 FRIENDS. 212 00:05:06,674 --> 00:05:08,014 DO YOU GUYS LIKE SINGING OR 213 00:05:08,008 --> 00:05:09,008 DANCING? 214 00:05:09,009 --> 00:05:10,509 >> MOM'S BEEN KIDNAPPED. 215 00:05:10,511 --> 00:05:11,581 >> GET THE GO BAGS. 216 00:05:11,579 --> 00:05:12,709 >> Sam: [ Chuckling ] NO. 217 00:05:12,713 --> 00:05:13,783 WE'VE ONLY JUST BEGUN. 218 00:05:13,781 --> 00:05:14,951 COME. IT'S TIME FOR A HUG. 219 00:05:14,948 --> 00:05:15,918 YES, THAT'S GOOD. 220 00:05:15,916 --> 00:05:16,846 [ ELECTRICITY CRACKLES ] 221 00:05:16,850 --> 00:05:17,920 [ SHOUTS ] 222 00:05:17,918 --> 00:05:19,988 WHAT?! 223 00:05:24,558 --> 00:05:25,858 [ GROANS ] 224 00:05:25,859 --> 00:05:26,729 [ GROANS ] 225 00:05:26,727 --> 00:05:28,597 NO! WHAT HAPPENED?! 226 00:05:31,932 --> 00:05:33,032 >> S.A.M.: THERE HE IS. 227 00:05:33,033 --> 00:05:34,033 >> Trent: I JOINED SAM'S CLUB. 228 00:05:34,034 --> 00:05:35,074 I MEAN, IT'S WORTH IT, YOU KNOW? 229 00:05:35,068 --> 00:05:36,568 >> S.A.M.: WHERE HAVE YOU BEEN? 230 00:05:36,570 --> 00:05:37,910 I THOUGHT YOU WERE DEAD. 231 00:05:37,905 --> 00:05:38,765 >> Alphonse: NO, S.A.M. 232 00:05:38,772 --> 00:05:39,742 TRENT, THERE YOU ARE. 233 00:05:39,740 --> 00:05:40,940 I KNEW YOU FAKED YOUR DEATH, 234 00:05:40,941 --> 00:05:42,581 STARTED YOUR LIFE ALL OVER, AND 235 00:05:42,576 --> 00:05:43,876 WORKED AT MALL KIOSK SELLING 236 00:05:43,877 --> 00:05:44,747 PENGUINS. 237 00:05:44,745 --> 00:05:45,975 WE ALWAYS FALL FOR THAT. 238 00:05:45,979 --> 00:05:47,549 >> Trent: I AM NOT TRENT. 239 00:05:47,548 --> 00:05:49,078 I AM...GUY PERSON, ASSISTANT 240 00:05:49,082 --> 00:05:50,652 MANAGER OF PICK-A-PUFFIN. 241 00:05:50,651 --> 00:05:52,451 >> Daisy: NAME TAG CHECKS OUT. 242 00:05:52,453 --> 00:05:53,053 LET'S GO. 243 00:05:53,053 --> 00:05:53,893 >> Alphonse: NO, DAISY. 244 00:05:53,887 --> 00:05:54,717 KOVE'S BEEN KIDNAPPED. 245 00:05:54,722 --> 00:05:55,222 >> Trent: WHAT?! 246 00:05:55,222 --> 00:05:55,962 >> [ GASPS, CRIES ] 247 00:05:55,956 --> 00:05:57,056 >> Alphonse: LOOK, MAN, WE NEED 248 00:05:57,057 --> 00:05:57,627 YOU BACK. 249 00:05:57,625 --> 00:05:58,625 >> HEY, BABY. WHAT'S WRONG? 250 00:05:58,626 --> 00:05:59,456 WHO ARE THESE PEOPLE? 251 00:05:59,460 --> 00:06:00,560 >> Trent: LOOK, I LOVE YOU MORE 252 00:06:00,561 --> 00:06:01,631 THAN LIFE ITSELF, AND YOU'RE THE 253 00:06:01,629 --> 00:06:02,729 BEST THING THAT EVER HAPPENED TO 254 00:06:02,730 --> 00:06:03,100 ME. 255 00:06:03,096 --> 00:06:04,726 BUT I GOT SOME POOPY NEWS. 256 00:06:04,732 --> 00:06:05,772 YOU'RE GONNA HAVE TO FORGET 257 00:06:05,766 --> 00:06:06,566 ABOUT ME FOREVER. 258 00:06:06,567 --> 00:06:06,897 >> WHAT? 259 00:06:06,900 --> 00:06:07,840 NO, THAT'S IMPOSSIBLE. 260 00:06:07,835 --> 00:06:08,895 YOU'RE EVERYTHING TO ME. 261 00:06:08,902 --> 00:06:09,972 >> Daisy: GADGET GIRL TO THE 262 00:06:09,970 --> 00:06:10,500 RESCUE. 263 00:06:10,504 --> 00:06:11,574 MA'AM, LOOK AT THIS. 264 00:06:11,572 --> 00:06:13,072 WHAT YOU JUST SAW, YOU ACTUALLY 265 00:06:13,073 --> 00:06:13,843 DIDN'T SEE. 266 00:06:13,841 --> 00:06:15,011 >> [ GROANS ] 267 00:06:15,008 --> 00:06:17,648 >> Daisy: NOW, WHO IS THAT MAN? 268 00:06:17,645 --> 00:06:21,145 >> GUY PERSON, MY FIANCé. 269 00:06:21,148 --> 00:06:21,818 [ GRUNTS ] 270 00:06:21,815 --> 00:06:22,945 >> Daisy: SHE WON'T REMEMBER 271 00:06:22,950 --> 00:06:23,250 THAT. 272 00:06:23,250 --> 00:06:24,080 >> Trent: GREAT. 273 00:06:24,084 --> 00:06:25,724 WHAT WAS THAT? 274 00:06:26,920 --> 00:06:28,260 >> YOU'VE COMPLETELY FORGOTTEN 275 00:06:28,255 --> 00:06:28,915 ABOUT ME. 276 00:06:28,922 --> 00:06:30,492 I HACKED YOUR COMPUTER, AND I'M 277 00:06:30,491 --> 00:06:31,831 NOT EVEN IN YOUR ADDRESS BOOK. 278 00:06:31,825 --> 00:06:33,255 YOU DIDN'T EVEN WRITE ABOUT ME 279 00:06:33,260 --> 00:06:34,260 IN YOUR BURN BOOK. 280 00:06:34,261 --> 00:06:36,031 YOU ACT LIKE I DON'T EVEN EXIST. 281 00:06:36,029 --> 00:06:40,769 SO I MADE A PAGE ALL ABOUT ME. 282 00:06:40,768 --> 00:06:41,698 DO YOU LIKE IT? 283 00:06:41,702 --> 00:06:42,502 >> Kove: NO. 284 00:06:42,503 --> 00:06:43,273 IT'S DERIVATIVE. 285 00:06:43,270 --> 00:06:44,870 NEW SUBJECT -- WHAT IS THIS 286 00:06:44,872 --> 00:06:45,512 PLACE? 287 00:06:45,506 --> 00:06:45,836 >> OH. 288 00:06:45,839 --> 00:06:47,109 [ TELEPHONES RINGING, CHATTER ] 289 00:06:47,107 --> 00:06:48,707 WELL, WITH ALL THE HACKING AND 290 00:06:48,709 --> 00:06:50,109 THE STEALING AND THE PLANS TO 291 00:06:50,110 --> 00:06:51,610 KIDNAP YOU, IT BECAME A REAL 292 00:06:51,612 --> 00:06:52,882 CHORE WORKING FROM HOME -- 293 00:06:52,880 --> 00:06:53,610 ROOMMATES. 294 00:06:53,614 --> 00:06:54,524 [ GAGS ] 295 00:06:54,515 --> 00:06:55,215 SO I GOT ONE OF THOSE 296 00:06:55,215 --> 00:06:56,275 RENT-AN-OFFICE FACILITIES. 297 00:06:56,283 --> 00:06:57,283 PLUS, I HAVE A SMALL ETSY 298 00:06:57,284 --> 00:06:58,624 COMPANY, SO IT'S A GREAT PLACE 299 00:06:58,619 --> 00:06:59,049 TO SHIP FROM. 300 00:06:59,052 --> 00:07:00,192 >> Kove: SO LET ME GET THIS 301 00:07:00,187 --> 00:07:00,817 STRAIGHT. 302 00:07:00,821 --> 00:07:01,991 YOU'RE GOING TO KIDNAP ME TO 303 00:07:01,989 --> 00:07:04,019 SPEND MORE TIME WITH ME? 304 00:07:04,024 --> 00:07:05,234 TAKE A HINT, SISTER. 305 00:07:05,225 --> 00:07:06,885 I'M JUST NOT THAT INTO YOU. 306 00:07:06,894 --> 00:07:09,964 >> WELL, MAYBE... 307 00:07:09,963 --> 00:07:12,233 I'LL JUST GET INTO YOU. 308 00:07:12,232 --> 00:07:13,132 >> Kove: [ CHUCKLES ] 309 00:07:13,133 --> 00:07:14,073 HOW ORIGINAL, AMANDA. 310 00:07:14,067 --> 00:07:15,537 >> AT THIS POINT, YOU KNOW IT'S 311 00:07:15,536 --> 00:07:15,836 GAIL. 312 00:07:15,836 --> 00:07:16,796 YOU'RE JUST MESSING WITH ME. 313 00:07:16,804 --> 00:07:17,204 SAY, "GAIL." 314 00:07:17,204 --> 00:07:17,814 [ BEEPING ] 315 00:07:17,805 --> 00:07:19,605 YOU KNOW IT'S GAIL. 316 00:07:21,575 --> 00:07:22,905 >> Daisy: KOVE'S DISTRESS SIGNAL 317 00:07:22,910 --> 00:07:24,080 IS COMING FROM INSIDE HERE. 318 00:07:24,077 --> 00:07:25,177 >> Trent: OFFICE BUILDING. 319 00:07:25,178 --> 00:07:26,008 I DON'T TRUST IT. 320 00:07:26,013 --> 00:07:27,153 TOO MANY PEOPLE PARKING IN 321 00:07:27,147 --> 00:07:28,317 DIFFERENT SPACES, NOTES UP ON 322 00:07:28,315 --> 00:07:29,645 THE WALLS, TOO MANY PEOPLE'S 323 00:07:29,650 --> 00:07:30,820 LUNCHES GO MISSING, TOO MANY 324 00:07:30,818 --> 00:07:32,248 WINDOWS, TOO MANY WAYS TO DIE. 325 00:07:32,252 --> 00:07:33,152 >> Daisy: WHICH MEANS YOU'RE 326 00:07:33,153 --> 00:07:33,993 GONNA NEED SOME HELP FROM 327 00:07:33,987 --> 00:07:34,657 GADGET GIRL. 328 00:07:34,655 --> 00:07:35,715 >> Trent: YOU'RE GADGET GIRL? 329 00:07:35,723 --> 00:07:38,833 I THOUGHT I KILLED HER IN 2010. 330 00:07:38,826 --> 00:07:40,156 WHAT THE HELL'S ALL THIS CRAP? 331 00:07:40,160 --> 00:07:41,260 >> Daisy: THIS IS A STAPLER THAT 332 00:07:41,261 --> 00:07:42,261 SHOOTS BULLETS OR A GUN THAT 333 00:07:42,262 --> 00:07:42,932 SHOOTS STAPLES. 334 00:07:42,930 --> 00:07:44,060 IT'S REALLY WHATEVER WAY YOU 335 00:07:44,064 --> 00:07:45,004 WANT TO LOOK AT IT. 336 00:07:44,998 --> 00:07:46,598 AND NOW THIS IS REALLY COOL. 337 00:07:46,600 --> 00:07:48,000 SO, IT'S A SCISSOR, BUT IT'S 338 00:07:48,001 --> 00:07:49,701 ALSO A GUN THAT SHOOTS BULLETS 339 00:07:49,703 --> 00:07:50,673 AND IT'S ALSO... 340 00:07:50,671 --> 00:07:51,201 A STAPLER. 341 00:07:51,204 --> 00:07:52,574 >> Trent: SO, WAIT, THEY'RE JUST 342 00:07:52,573 --> 00:07:52,943 ALL GUNS? 343 00:07:52,940 --> 00:07:54,010 >> Daisy: SO, THE, UH -- THE 344 00:07:54,007 --> 00:07:55,177 NEXT TIME YOU'RE IN A FIX, JUST 345 00:07:55,175 --> 00:07:56,035 CALL THE GADGET GIRL. 346 00:07:56,043 --> 00:07:57,013 >> Trent: I NEED A NICKNAME, 347 00:07:57,010 --> 00:07:57,780 THEN, I THINK, TOO. 348 00:07:57,778 --> 00:07:58,248 CALL ME PAUNCH. 349 00:07:58,245 --> 00:07:59,045 >> Daisy: WHY PAUNCH? 350 00:07:59,046 --> 00:07:59,946 >> Trent: I FEEL KIND OF 351 00:07:59,947 --> 00:08:00,677 PAUNCHY. 352 00:08:00,681 --> 00:08:01,781 PAUNCHY. 353 00:08:01,782 --> 00:08:02,222 >> Daisy: OH. 354 00:08:02,215 --> 00:08:03,345 >> Trent: SO, ACTUALLY, YOU CALL 355 00:08:03,350 --> 00:08:04,020 ME GADGET GIRL. 356 00:08:04,017 --> 00:08:05,087 >> Daisy: NO, YOU -- YOU CAN'T 357 00:08:05,085 --> 00:08:05,785 BE GADGET GIRL. 358 00:08:05,786 --> 00:08:06,346 I'M GADGET GIRL! 359 00:08:06,353 --> 00:08:09,763 >> Trent: YOU'LL BE PAUNCH. 360 00:08:09,757 --> 00:08:11,357 >> JUST TELL ME THAT YOU LOVE ME 361 00:08:11,358 --> 00:08:12,928 AND THAT YOU'RE PROUD OF ME. 362 00:08:12,926 --> 00:08:13,756 >> Kove: NO. 363 00:08:13,761 --> 00:08:14,901 I'M NEVER ONE TO CODDLE. 364 00:08:14,895 --> 00:08:16,195 >> THEN AT LEAST JUST TELL ME 365 00:08:16,196 --> 00:08:16,956 YOU'RE SORRY. 366 00:08:16,964 --> 00:08:18,374 >> Kove: AND IF I APOLOGIZE, 367 00:08:18,365 --> 00:08:19,895 YOU'LL LET ME GO AND GIVE ME 368 00:08:19,900 --> 00:08:20,900 BACK MY BURN BOOK? 369 00:08:20,901 --> 00:08:21,701 >> YES. 370 00:08:21,702 --> 00:08:22,872 AND THEN WE CAN GET A CHINESE 371 00:08:22,870 --> 00:08:23,970 CHICKEN SALAD AND PRETEND LIKE 372 00:08:23,971 --> 00:08:25,211 THIS WHOLE THING NEVER HAPPENED. 373 00:08:25,205 --> 00:08:25,905 >> Kove: NEVER! 374 00:08:25,906 --> 00:08:27,776 >> Trent: FREEZE! NTSF! 375 00:08:27,775 --> 00:08:29,035 THIS GUN MEANS WE NEVER HAVE TO 376 00:08:29,042 --> 00:08:29,642 APOLOGIZE. 377 00:08:29,643 --> 00:08:30,813 >> Kove: TRENT, YOU'RE ALIVE! 378 00:08:30,811 --> 00:08:31,281 >> Trent: YEAH. 379 00:08:31,278 --> 00:08:31,948 FAKED MY DEATH. 380 00:08:31,945 --> 00:08:32,975 >> Kove: JUST LIKE WHEN WE GOT 381 00:08:32,980 --> 00:08:33,710 OUR THIRD DIVORCE. 382 00:08:33,714 --> 00:08:34,624 >> Trent: IT'S AN OLDIE BUT A 383 00:08:34,615 --> 00:08:35,215 GOODIE. 384 00:08:35,215 --> 00:08:36,115 WHO THE HELL IS THIS? 385 00:08:36,116 --> 00:08:37,116 >> Kove: THIS IS GINA, MY 386 00:08:37,117 --> 00:08:37,947 DAUGHTER. 387 00:08:37,951 --> 00:08:40,721 >> GAIL! THE NAME IS GAIL! 388 00:08:40,721 --> 00:08:43,021 [ SCREAMS ] 389 00:08:45,759 --> 00:08:46,829 [ RIPS ] 390 00:08:46,827 --> 00:08:47,227 >> [ YELLS ] 391 00:08:47,227 --> 00:08:48,157 >> Trent: HE FAKED HIS DEATH, 392 00:08:48,161 --> 00:08:49,731 TOO?! 393 00:08:49,730 --> 00:08:50,730 DAMN IT, ALPHONSE. 394 00:08:50,731 --> 00:08:51,931 CAN'T YOU KILL ANYONE?! 395 00:08:51,932 --> 00:08:55,242 YOU'RE A TERRIBLE SHOT. 396 00:08:55,235 --> 00:08:57,965 >> Kove: GET HIM, TRENT. 397 00:09:09,683 --> 00:09:12,823 THAT'S IT. 398 00:09:12,820 --> 00:09:18,330 >> Trent: COME HERE! 399 00:09:18,325 --> 00:09:20,255 >> Kove: OH! 400 00:09:34,141 --> 00:09:34,441 YES! 401 00:09:34,441 --> 00:09:35,381 >> Trent: DAMN IT. 402 00:09:35,375 --> 00:09:36,775 THAT WAS SUPPOSED TO BE A 403 00:09:36,777 --> 00:09:37,777 BULLET, NOT A STAPLE. 404 00:09:37,778 --> 00:09:39,448 >> WHAT THE HELL?! 405 00:09:39,446 --> 00:09:40,276 COME ON, GUYS! 406 00:09:40,280 --> 00:09:41,280 HOW ARE WE GONNA THROW FRANK'S 407 00:09:41,281 --> 00:09:42,281 BIRTHDAY PARTY IN THIS MESS? 408 00:09:42,282 --> 00:09:43,152 >> Trent: OKAY, LOOK, I CAN 409 00:09:43,150 --> 00:09:43,780 EXPLAIN. 410 00:09:43,784 --> 00:09:44,854 [ GUNSHOT ] 411 00:09:44,852 --> 00:09:47,452 >> AAH! GEEZ! 412 00:09:47,454 --> 00:09:49,924 >> Trent: THIS THING IS TRICKY. 413 00:09:55,328 --> 00:09:56,028 [ DOORBELL RINGS ] 414 00:09:56,029 --> 00:09:57,059 >> THIS SUMMER... 415 00:09:57,064 --> 00:09:58,234 >> Sam: [ High-pitched ] HELLO! 416 00:09:58,231 --> 00:09:59,171 [ SHOUTS ] 417 00:09:59,166 --> 00:10:00,726 >> ...BEING A WOMAN... 418 00:10:00,734 --> 00:10:01,304 >> Sam: [ SHOUTS ] 419 00:10:01,301 --> 00:10:03,041 >> ...JUST GOT NUTTIER. 420 00:10:03,036 --> 00:10:03,896 >> Sam: [ SHOUTS ] 421 00:10:03,904 --> 00:10:05,244 >> BECAUSE TO BE A LADY... 422 00:10:05,238 --> 00:10:06,338 >> Sam: [ SHOUTS ] 423 00:10:06,339 --> 00:10:08,209 >> ...IT TAKES BALLS. 424 00:10:15,248 --> 00:10:16,748 >> Trent: I GUESS, IF YOU WERE 425 00:10:16,750 --> 00:10:18,050 TO ASK ME, MY FAVORITE DESSERT 426 00:10:18,051 --> 00:10:19,721 WOULD BE MOCHI. 427 00:10:19,720 --> 00:10:20,320 IT'S FUNNY. 428 00:10:20,320 --> 00:10:21,990 IT'S LIKE KIND OF A-A DOUGH ICE 429 00:10:21,989 --> 00:10:22,389 CREAM. 430 00:10:22,389 --> 00:10:23,889 YOU KNOW, WE GOT A BUNK BED FOR 431 00:10:23,891 --> 00:10:24,731 THE SPARE ROOM. 432 00:10:24,725 --> 00:10:25,985 WE FIGURE THE GUESTS WILL LIKE 433 00:10:25,993 --> 00:10:26,263 IT. 434 00:10:26,259 --> 00:10:27,489 YOU KNOW, IT'S KIND OF FUN. 435 00:10:27,494 --> 00:10:28,904 IT BRINGS YOU BACK TO BEING A 436 00:10:28,896 --> 00:10:29,156 KID. 437 00:10:29,162 --> 00:10:30,362 I'VE BEEN JOURNALING A LOT, 438 00:10:30,363 --> 00:10:31,833 WRITING A LOT OF MY THOUGHTS 439 00:10:31,832 --> 00:10:32,102 DOWN. 440 00:10:32,099 --> 00:10:33,829 IT'S KIND OF LIKE MY OWN VERSION 441 00:10:33,834 --> 00:10:34,374 OF POETRY. 442 00:10:34,367 --> 00:10:35,897 I'M A TYPE OF GUY WHO SAYS, 443 00:10:35,903 --> 00:10:37,403 "HELL, EVEN THOUGH I'M AN ADULT, 444 00:10:37,404 --> 00:10:39,114 I'LL STILL EAT A FRUIT ROLL-UP." 445 00:10:39,106 --> 00:10:40,336 GOT TO SAY, CAN'T MISS MY 446 00:10:40,340 --> 00:10:41,410 KATHIE LEE AND HODA. 447 00:10:41,408 --> 00:10:43,008 [ Chuckling ] I MEAN, THOSE TWO 448 00:10:43,010 --> 00:10:43,510 ARE WILD. 449 00:10:43,510 --> 00:10:45,180 SO, I'M TAKING THIS SPIN CLASS, 450 00:10:45,178 --> 00:10:45,508 RIGHT? 451 00:10:45,512 --> 00:10:46,912 AND ALL OF A SUDDEN, I'M LIKE, 452 00:10:46,914 --> 00:10:48,024 "WHY DO THEY CALL IT A SPIN 453 00:10:48,015 --> 00:10:48,345 CLASS? 454 00:10:48,348 --> 00:10:49,418 THEY SHOULD CALL IT A SWEAT 455 00:10:49,416 --> 00:10:49,946 CLASS." 456 00:10:49,950 --> 00:10:50,420 [ CHUCKLES ] 457 00:10:50,417 --> 00:10:51,377 I'M JOKING, OF COURSE. 458 00:10:51,384 --> 00:10:53,224 IT'S A GREAT WORKOUT. 27959

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