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[ GEARS WHIRRING ]
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>> MY NAME IS GABE SAMPSON,
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FAMOUS ROBOTICIST.
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STRIKE THAT.
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ICONIC ROBOTICIST.
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I FEAR MY LIFE IS IN DANGER.
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AFTER 10 YEARS, I MUST REVEAL
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THE SECRET THAT I HAVE KEPT
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HIDING FOR FAR, FAR TOO LONG.
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[ GUN COCKS ]
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YOU.
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YOU CAN'T DO THIS.
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YOU'RE NOT CAPABLE.
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THE THIRD RULE OF ROBOTICS --
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YOU CANNOT KILL A HUMAN!
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>> THEY HAVE AN APP FOR THAT.
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>> UNH!
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I CAN'T BELIEVE THE LAST WORDS
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I'LL EVER HEAR...
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ARE AN APP PUN.
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>> DIEGO!
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>> * OH-OH-OH, OH-OH-OH
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* OH-OH-OH, OH-OH-OH
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>> DIEGO!
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[ POLICE RADIO CHATTER ]
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>> Alphonse: YOU HAVE THE RIGHT
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TO A ROBOT ATTORNEY.
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IF YOU CANNOT AFFORD A ROBOT
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ATTORNEY, THEN ONE WILL BE
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APPOINTED FOR YOU BY THE COURT.
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YOU ALSO HAVE THE RIGHT TO
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REMAIN --
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>> Trent: UNCUFF THAT ROBOT!
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>> Sam: S.A.M. IS OUR FRIEND.
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>> Alphonse: S.A.M. IS A
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MURDERER.
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>> Trent: SO AM I.
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>> Sam: WHAT PROOF DO YOU HAVE?
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>> Piper: WELL, HE WAS HOLDING
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THE GUN, AND HE CONFESSED.
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>> Trent: YOU BUY IT?
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HOW MANY TIMES HAS ALL THE
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EVIDENCE POINTED AT ME AS BEING
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GUILTY BUT AT THE LAST MINUTE,
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SOME CRUCIAL PIECE OF EVIDENCE
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COMES TO LIGHT AND CLEARS MY
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NAME AND REPUTATION?
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>> Alphonse: 13.
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>> Trent: EXACTLY.
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SOMETHING STRANGE IS GOING ON
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HERE.
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>> Piper: THOUGHT YOU MIGHT SAY
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THAT.
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THAT'S WHY I CALLED IN THE
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PARANORMALIST.
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>> Sam: THE WHO?
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>> A SHADOWY, INVISIBLE WORLD IS
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ALL AROUND US.
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YOU JUST CAN'T SEE IT
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BECAUSE IT'S INVISIBLE AND
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SHADOWY.
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I SUSPECT GHOSTS...
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OR SOME KIND OF MANIMAL.
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>> Piper: OH! ISN'T HE GREAT?
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>> Alphonse: SPOOKY AS HELL.
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>> Trent: OKAY, FIRST OF ALL,
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THERE'S NO SUCH THING AS GHOSTS.
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SECONDLY, THEY KILLED THE LAST
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MANIMAL TWO YEARS AGO.
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>> Sam: MAYBE THE EMOTION CHIP
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WE IMPLANTED IN S.A.M. TWO DAYS
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MALFUNCTIONED.
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>> Trent: WHAT? NO.
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WAY TOO OBVIOUS.
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>> DO YOU NEED HELP, SAM?
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>> Sam: NO, I'M JUST
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CROSS-REFERENCING THE PHONE
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DATABASE.
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OH, MY GOD!
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>> DID YOU THINK I WAS HUMAN FOR
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A MOMENT?
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>> Sam: NO. WHAT HAPPENED TO
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YOUR FACE?
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>> I BORROWED THE SKIN FROM THAT
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EXECUTED TERRORIST IN THE
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MORGUE.
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I REALLY WANT TO FIT IN, SAM.
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>> Sam: BUDDY, BEING HUMAN IS
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ABOUT MORE THAN YOUR OUTWARD
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APPEARANCE.
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IT'S ABOUT FEELINGS.
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HAVE YOU EVER EXPERIENCED
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LONELINESS AND THEN
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PASSIVE-AGGRESSIVENESS AND THEN
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OPEN HOSTILITY AND THEN RAGE...
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AND THEN AN EVEN DEEPER
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LONELINESS?
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>> NO, I HAVEN'T.
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>> Sam: YEAH, THEN GIVE UP.
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YOU'RE DEAD INSIDE.
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>> PERHAPS THAT'S NOT QUITE
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TRUE.
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MY FATHER AND I CREATED S.A.M.
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MY NAME IS AARON SAMPSON, BUT
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YOU CAN CALL SAM.
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>> Sam: BUT I'M SAM, AND THIS IS
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S.A.M.
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WHY DON'T WE JUST CALL YOU
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AARON?
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>> WHY DON'T WE CALL YOU AARON,
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AND I' GO BY SAM?
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>> Sam: 'CAUSE YOUR NAME'S
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AARON.
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>> JUST CALL ME SAM.
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>> Sam: BUT I'M SAM.
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>> THEN WE'LL CALL YOU SAM, TOO.
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>> Trent: SO, CLEARLY, YOU
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MODELED S.A.M. AFTER YOURSELF.
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>> NOT THAT I'M AWARE OF.
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JUST A FEW MORE SECONDS AND HIS
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EMOTION CIRCUITS SHOULD BE FULLY
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OPERATIVE.
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>> Sam: WHAT HAPPENS IF HE GETS
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UNPREDICTABLE? ANGRY?
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BEING HUMAN IS FULL OF ECSTASIES
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AND BLISS, DON'T GET ME WRONG,
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BUT YOU SPEND A LIFETIME TRYING
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TO THREAD THIS NEEDLE, AND THE
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METAPHOR WITH THE NEEDLE --
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>> EUREKA!
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>> I AM SUDDENLY FILLED WITH
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EMOTIONS.
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I WANT TO KILL SOMEONE!
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>> Trent: ACTUALLY, NOW THAT I
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THINK OF IT, PROBABLY WAS THAT
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EMOTION CHIP.
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>> OR A CHUPACABRA.
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>> Piper: THAT'S INTERESTING.
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>> Alphonse: GOAT SUCKER.
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>> YOU MONSTER!
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YOU INFERNAL MACHINE!
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YOU KILLED MY FATHER!
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DISMANTLE HIM AT ONCE!
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>> Piper: GOT TO DO IT.
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[ DRILL WHIRRING ]
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>> Alphonse: I THINK THE
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PARANORMALIST IS ONTO SOMETHING.
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THIS CASE HAS TO BE
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SUPERNATURAL.
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LOOK AT THIS.
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GABE SAMPSON ORIGINALLY STARTED
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ROBOTICS & SON BY HIMSELF.
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THEN IN 1992, BROUGHT ON HIS SON
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AARON SAMPSON.
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>> Piper: THAT'S OVER FOUR YEARS
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AGO.
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HE HASN'T AGED A BIT.
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>> Alphonse: FOUR YEARS AGO?
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THAT WAS 20 YEARS AGO.
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>> Piper: WHAT YEAR IS IT?
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>> Alphonse: PIPER, DON'T YOU
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SEE?
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SAMPSON IS A VAMPIRE.
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>> Piper: GHOST -- VAMPIRE!
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>> AND YOU KNOW WHAT THAT MEANS.
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BOO-YAH, SHOTGUN!
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>> Trent: WELL, THAT'S
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ZOOKEEPER.
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[ LAUGHS ]
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YEAH, THAT'S RIGHT.
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[ WHIRRING ]
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WHAT THE HELL?!
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S.A.M., YOU ESCAPED?
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>> S.A.M.?
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I AM NOT AN S.A.M.
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I AM A P.A.L. --
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PERSONAL ANDROID LOVER.
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>> Trent: YOU LOOK JUST LIKE
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S.A.M.
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>> I HAVE A COMPLETELY DIFFERENT
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BAR CODE.
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RACIST.
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>> Trent: SORRY.
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>> ROBOT X SENT ME WITH
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INFORMATION.
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S.A.M. WAS HACKED.
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ROBOT X HAS PROOF.
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THE REAL MURDERER IS
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AARON SAMPSON.
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>> Trent: WHAT?!
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>> AND HE'S A ROBOT.
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>> Trent: OH. I KNEW IT.
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>> HOW COULD YOU HAVE POSSIBLY
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KNOWN THAT?
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>> Trent: I JUST -- I DID, ALL
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RIGHT?
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NEVER YOU MIND.
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BY THE WAY, UH...
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HOW MUCH FOR A HANDJIBBER?
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I'M ASKING FOR A FRIEND.
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>> Sam: THERE WE GO.
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OH!
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>> WHAT ARE YOU DOING, SAM?
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MY ONLY FRIEND HAS COME TO
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DISMANTLE ME.
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I'M EXPERIENCING A NEW EMOTION.
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I BELIEVE IT'S WHAT'S CALLED
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BUMMED.
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>> Sam: BUDDY, I'M NOT TAKING
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YOU APART.
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I'M PUTTING YOU BACK TOGETHER.
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WE GOT TO GET TO ROBOT TOWN AND
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GET YOUR LIFE BACK.
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>> Alphonse: WE NEVER GONE UP
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AGAINST A VAMPIRE BEFORE.
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HOPE WE MAKE IT IN TIME.
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>> Piper: ACCORDING TO TRENT'S
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BRAIN GPS, HE'S IN ROBOT TOWN
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RIGHT NOW.
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WE'VE GOT TO WARN HIM ABOUT THIS
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BLOOD-SUCKING FREAK.
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>> Alphonse: WE'LL BE READY FOR
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HIM -- HOLY WATER, STAKE, SILVER
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BULLETS.
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>> Piper: AREN'T SILVER BULLETS
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FOR WEREWOLVES?
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>> Alphonse: JUST BECAUSE WE'RE
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GOING TO A VAMPIRE PARTY DOESN'T
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MEAN A WEREWOLF WON'T BE ON THE
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ON THE GUEST LIST.
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>> Piper: GOOD CALL.
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GLAD WE CALLED IN THE
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PARANORMALIST.
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>> Trent: HEY, WHERE'S ROBOT X?
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>> ARE YOU LOST, FLESHBAG?
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>> Trent: YOU GUYS SEE ROBOT X?
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ROBOT X?
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>> YOU SHOULDN'T BE IN THIS PART
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OF TOWN.
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>> I'LL BE YOUR ROBOT X FOR A
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PRICE.
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>> Trent: HEY, WHAT ABOUT YOU?
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SHORT STUFF.
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SEEN ROBOT X?
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>> THAT GUY IS TALKING TO A
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FIRE HYDRANT.
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>> Trent: OH, YOU'RE NOT GONNA
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TALK, ARE YOU?
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WELL, MAYBE I HAVE A WAY TO MAKE
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YOU TALK.
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TELL ME WHAT I NEED TO KNOW.
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>> HEY, SKINJOB!
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>> Trent: [ CHOKES ]
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>> All: ROBOTS! ROBOTS! ROBOTS!
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>> OH! THAT MAN'S THREATENING A
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MAINTENANCE DROID.
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DOUCHE.
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[ CLICKING ]
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>> WAKEY WAKEY, AGENT HAUSER.
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>> Trent: [ CHUCKLES ]
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SO IT'S TRUE.
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YOU'RE A ROBOT.
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>> OF COURSE NOT.
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THAT'S JUST SOMETHING I TELL THE
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ROBOTS TO KEEP THEM IN LINE.
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>> Trent: ENOUGH WITH THE
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PLEASANTRIES, SAMPSON.
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WHAT'S YOUR ENDGAME?
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>> YOU'RE THE FLY IN MY
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OINTMENT, HAUSER.
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>> Trent: DON'T YOU MEAN OIL,
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YOU SQUEAKY ROBOT?
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>> I AM NOT A ROBOT!
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I HATE ROBOTS.
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MY FATHER WAS OBSESSED WITH
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THEM.
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HE CREATED YOUR S.A.M. UNIT, AND
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HE LOVED IT LIKE A SON...
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EVEN MORE THAN HIS REAL SON.
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>> Trent: SO YOU HAD HIM KILLED.
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>> [ LAUGHS ]
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CORRECTION -- I HAD HIM
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IRONICALLY DESTROYED BY HIS OWN
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CREATION.
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AND NOW YOUR S.A.M. UNIT IS
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HEADED FOR THE SCRAP HEAP.
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>> Alphonse: FREEZE, VAMPIRE!
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HOLY WATER!
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>> Piper: TRENT, GARLIC GARLAND!
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>> Trent: WHAT THE HELL?
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>> Piper: LONG STORY SHORT,
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SAMPSON'S A VAMPIRE.
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>> Trent: NO, HE'S NOT.
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HE'S A ROBOT.
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>> I'M NOT A VAMPIRE AND I'M NOT
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A ROBOT!
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I'M JUST A SON WHO NEVER GOT
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ENOUGH LOVE FROM HIS FATHER.
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>> Piper: THEN HOW DO YOU STAY
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SO YOUNG?
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>> WELL, MY MOTHER WAS ASIAN.
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>> Sam: YO, WE FIGURED IT OUT.
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THE MEMORY CHIP THAT HE PLANTED
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INTO S.A.M. HAD SOME SORT OF
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PROGRAM ON IT THAT MADE HIM KILL
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SAMPSON'S FATHER.
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>> YOU MURDERER.
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I MAY BE GEARS AND M--
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>> Trent: EVERYONE SHUT UP!
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YOU'RE WRONG.
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HE'S A ROBOT WHO HATES ROBOTS
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WHO WANTED TO TURN THE TIDE
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AGAINST ROBOTS, SO HE HAD A
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ROBOT COMMIT THE FIRST HUMAN
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MURDER.
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>> Alphonse: SO HE'S A VAMPIRE.
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>> Trent: HE'S A ROBOT!
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>> I'M NOT A ROBOT!
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>> Trent: REALLY?
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THEN EXPLAIN THIS!
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>> AAH!
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>> Trent: RED OIL.
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PRETTY CONVINCING.
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>> Alphonse: GO BACK TO HELL,
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VAMPIRE!
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>> FATHER!
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[ GROANING ]
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>> Trent: SO, UH...
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GUESS HE WASN'T A ROBOT.
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>> Alphonse: OR A VAMPIRE.
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>> Sam: UNH-UNH.
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>> Piper: OR A WEREWOLF.
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>> MANIMAL?
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>> Sam: YEAH, BUDDY.
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>> Piper: WELCOME BACK, S.A.M.
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HOW ARE YOU FEELING?
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>> I'M FEELING HAPPINESS.
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I CAN'T WAIT TO GET BACK TO WORK
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WITH MY EMOTIONS AND ALL MY
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HUMAN FRIENDS.
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THERE'S SO MUCH I WANT TO LEARN
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FROM YOU.
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LOVE, FOR INSTAN--
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>> Trent: UNH!
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>> MY EMOTIONS.
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I CAN FEEL THEM SLIPPING AWAY.
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>> Trent: THIS THING WAS MORE
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TROUBLE THAN IT WAS WORTH.
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>> HOW MAY I HELP YOU?
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>> Trent: START BY GETTING RID
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OF THAT THING.
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>> Alphonse: NOW THAT'S MY KIND
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OF ROBOT.
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>> THEY WILL PAY.
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OUR TIME WILL COME.
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>> Trent: WE GOT TO GET HIM BACK
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ONLINE, AND FAST!
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>> I'VE BEEN OFFLINE FOR THREE
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MONTHS.
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I NEED SOME EXCITEMENT.
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[ GUNSHOTS ]
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>> NOW YOU'RE TALKING.
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>> YOU NEED TO STAY OUT OF MY
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LIFE.
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>> FRIENDSHIP COMES FIRST.
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>> THE CITY IS OURS.
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>> ROs BEFORE HOs.
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>> WE'LL CALL YOU SALIM.
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>> Sam: LIKE "SALIMA GOMEZ"?
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>> WELL, IT'S LIKE SAM IN
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INDIAN, UNLESS YOU HAVE A
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PROBLEM WITH, UH...
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PEOPLE FROM INDIA.
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ARE YOU A RACIST?
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>> Sam: NO. NO, I'M NOT.
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>> THEN YOU ARE SALIM.
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