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[ LAUGHTER ]
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>> Kove: WELL DONE, AGENTS.
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IT'LL BE A HOT DAY IN
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SASKATCHEWAN BEFORE THE CANADA
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TERROR LEAGUE VISITS SAN DIEGO
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AGAIN.
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>> Piper: WE KNOCKED THE SMUG
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GRINS OFF THEIR
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ALAN THICKE-LOOKING FACES.
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>> Alphonse: IT'S LIKE WE ALWAYS
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SAY IN ALASKA, CANADA AIN'T
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NOTHIN' BUT THE MEAT IN
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AMERICA'S SANDWICH.
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>> Sam: TOTALLY.
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WE REALLY SHOWED THOSE DUMB
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CANUCKS.
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>> Jessie: YEAH! WE DID IT!
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>> Trent: WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU
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TALKING ABOUT, "WE"?
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WHAT DID YOU TWO DO?
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>> Sam: WHAT DO YOU MEAN?
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I-I HACKED INTO THE CANADIAN
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MAIN FRAME.
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>> Jessie: AND I MADE THE
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ANTIDOTE THAT SAVED THE
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SAN DIEGO WATER SUPPLY.
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>> Alphonse: I MEAN, ANYBODY
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COULD OF DONE THAT.
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>> Piper: BABOONS CAN DO THAT.
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>> Trent: AND BABOONS ARE THE
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DUMBEST MEMBERS OF THE MONKEY
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KINGDOM.
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>> Jessie: WAIT A MINUTE.
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THAT'S NOT NICE.
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>> Kove: OKAY, OKAY.
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EVERYBODY SETTLE DOWN.
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WE ALL KNOW SAM AND JESSIE
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AREN'T ESSENTIAL PERSONNEL.
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>> Jessie: [ SCOFFS ]
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>> Kove: BUT THAT'S NO REASON
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FOR US TO GET NASTY.
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>> Jessie: THAT'S IT!
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I'M...GOING ON A BREAK.
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>> Trent: MAKE SURE YOU TAKE ALL
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YOUR LAB-GEEK FRIENDS WITH YOU.
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>> Piper: YEAH!
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[ LAUGHTER ]
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>> Piper: THAT'S ODD.
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IT'S NOT MY BIRTHDAY.
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>> JAMAICAN BOBSLED.
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[ JACKET ZIPS ]
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YOUR MISSION IS TO RETRIEVE THE
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MANCIA DEVICE AND SPEAK IN A
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RUSSIAN ACCENT.
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>> Piper: [ Russian Accent ]
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JAMAICAN BOBSLED.
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[ SCREAMING ]
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[ ALARM BLARING ]
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>> Trent: IF THIS IS HOW SHE
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REACTS TO HER BIRTHDAY, I'D HATE
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TO SEE HER ON HER PERIOD.
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>> DIEGO!
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>> ♪ OH-OH-OH, OH-OH-OH
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♪ OH-OH-OH, OH-OH-OH
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>> DIEGO!
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[ ALARM BLARING ]
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>> [ GROANS ]
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>> Sam: PIPER, WHAT ARE YOU
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DOING?
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>> Piper: MY NAME IS
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EVANKA SNITCHKU, AND I AM HERE
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FOR THE MANCIA DEVICE.
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>> Alphonse: THEN MAKE LIKE AN
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IGLOO AND CHILL.
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I DON'T WANT TO HAVE TO HURT
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YOU.
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[ THUD ]
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>> Sam: OH, BOY.
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>> Piper: MY NAME IS
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EVANKA SNITCHKU.
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>> Sam: UH-HUH.
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>> Piper: AND I AM HERE FOR THE
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MANCIA DEVICE.
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>> Sam: NICE TO MEET YOU, VODKA.
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PLEASE DON'T KILL ME.
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OH, WAIT!
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[ CRASH ]
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[ ALARM BLARES ]
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>> ENTERING LOCK DOWN.
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SYSTEM SHUT DOWN.
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>> Piper: YOU SHOULDN'T HAVE
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DONE THAT.
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>> Jessie: THEY'RE SUCH JERKS.
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THEY THINK JUST BECAUSE THEY'RE
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SO HOT THEY CAN SAY AND DO
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WHATEVER THEY WANT.
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>> JUST FACE IT, JESSIE.
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NERDS LIKE US WILL NEVER LIVE A
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NORMAL LIFE.
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THAT'S WHY WE'RE CALLED NERDS.
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[ ALARM BLARING ]
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>> Sam: UGH, HOW LONG HAVE WE
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BEEN OUT?
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>> Alphonse: MUST HAVE BEEN A
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COUPLE HOURS.
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>> Trent: UH, WELL, SHE'S BACK.
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>> Sam: WHO'S BACK?
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WHAT THE HELL WAS THAT?
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>> Kove: THAT WAS A SLEEPING DOG
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THAT JUST WOKE UP.
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>> Alphonse: DOG?
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IT'S MORE LIKE A ONE-WOMAN WOLF
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PACK.
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>> Kove: ALLOW ME TO EXPLAIN.
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SAM, PULL UP FILE 3176 ONSCREEN.
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>> Sam: I CAN'T.
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WE'RE ON LOCKDOWN.
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ALL THE COM LINKS ARE DEAD --
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INTERNET, AUDIO, VIDEO,
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EVERYTHING.
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>> Trent: DAMN.
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WE'RE TOTALLY CUT OFF.
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>> Kove: WELL, THEN, I GUESS
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WORDS WILL HAVE TO DO.
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BACK BEFORE EITHER OF YOU CAME
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TO NTSF, PIPER WAS ABDUCTED AND
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BRAINWASHED BY A TERRORIST CELL.
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WHEN WE GOT HER BACK, JESSIE
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RE-WASHED HER BRAIN, BUT I GUESS
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SOME DIRTY LAUNDRY WAS LEFT
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BEHIND.
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>> Sam: MUST HAVE BEEN ACTIVATED
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BY THAT BIRTHDAY CARD.
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>> Kove: PRECISELY.
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AND NOW WE NEED TO USE THE RESET
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WORD THAT WILL BRING HER BACK.
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>> Alphonse: OKAY, NO SWEAT.
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SO, W-WHAT'S THE RESET WORD?
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>> Kove: SADLY, THAT'S A JESSIE
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QUESTION.
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ONLY SHE KNOWS THE SECRET WORD
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TO FIX PIPER.
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>> Alphonse: WELL, WHAT GENIUS'S
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IDEA WAS IT TO JUST GIVE THE
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WORD TO ONE PERSON?
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>> Kove: WELL, NOT ME.
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IT'S NOT MY FAULT.
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>> Alphonse: OKAY.
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>> Kove: ROBOT S.A.M., GET ON
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THE P.A. AND START CYCLING
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THROUGH EVERY WORD IN THE
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ENGLISH LANGUAGE.
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EVERYBODY ELSE, SPREAD OUT.
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>> A, AARDVARK...
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>> Kove: WE NEED TO FIND PIPER
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AND MAKE SURE SHE DOESN'T GET A
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HOLD OF THE MANCIA DEVICE.
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BUT BE CAREFUL.
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SHE'S MOST LIKELY BOOBY-TRAPPED
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THE ENTIRE AREA.
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>> Sam: LOOK, A RAG DOLL.
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>> ...AC/DC, ACIDIC...
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>> Kove: ALPHONSE, YOU TAKE SAM.
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>> Alphonse: OH, MAN!
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>> Kove: TRENT, YOU COME WITH
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ME.
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>> Trent: SORRY, KOVE.
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I WORK ALONE.
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>> ...AFFIRMATIVE...
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>> ALL RIGHT, GUYS.
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GOT ANOTHER ROUND OF FRO FRO
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YO-YOS, COMPLIMENTS OF THE
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GENTLEMAN RIGHT OVER THERE.
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>> BEAUTIFUL YOGURT FOR A
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BEAUTIFUL WOMAN.
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MIND IF I JOIN YOU?
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MY NAME IS ENRIQUE.
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I AM A MODEL PHOTOGRAPHER, AND
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I'D LIKE TO TAKE YOU AND YOUR
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BEAUTIFUL FRIEND'S PICTURES.
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LET'S GET YOU OUT THAT NTSF,
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HUH?
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>> Jessie: HOW DO YOU KNOW WE
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WORK FOR NTSF?
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>> IT'S...WRITTEN ON YOUR LAB
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COAT.
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>> Jessie: OH.
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>> Alphonse: GOT TO GET OUR
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HANDS ON THAT MANCIA DEVICE
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BEFORE CRAZY PIPER DOES.
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>> Sam: HEY, WHAT DOES THAT
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THING DO, ANYWAY?
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>> Alphonse: IT'S A SONIC
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RESONATOR.
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>> A SONIC RESONATOR?
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>> Sam: WAIT, WHOA.
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IF THEY SET THAT OFF UNDER THE
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BORDER, THAT COULD CAUSE A LAND
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TSUNAMI, AND MEXICO WOULD SLIDE
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UP ON TOP OF SAN DIEGO.
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>> REAL-ESTATE PRICES WOULD
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PLUMMET.
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>> Alphonse: [ Panting ] REALLY?
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I THOUGHT IT WAS JUST A REALLY
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LOUD SPEAKER OR SOMETHING.
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>> Sam: OH, HEY, A GAY PONY.
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>> Alphonse: SAM, N-O-O-O-O!
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>> ...BELLOW...
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>> Alphonse: IT AIN'T A PIÑATA
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IF IT'S NOT AT A PARTY, MAN.
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>> ...BEET...
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[ ALARM BLARES ]
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>> [ SCREAMS ]
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>> ...BETA BLOCKERS,
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BETA-CAROTENE, BETAMAX...
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BETCHA, BETRAYAL...
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BICYCLE, BIFF...
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>> Trent: WELL, WELL, WELL.
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MANCIA DEVICE.
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IT LOOKS LIKE I FOUND IT FIRST,
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AS ALWAYS.
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NOW IT'S UP TO ME TO PROTECT IT.
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SERIOUSLY, IF I WASN'T AROUND
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HERE, THIS PLACE WOULD BE IN THE
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TOILET.
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[ CRASH ]
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>> ...BLADE, BLESS...
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[ CELLPHONE DIALING ]
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...BLESSING, BLOOMERS...
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>> Piper: I HAVE MANCIA DEVICE.
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>> EXCELLENT.
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MY DISTRACTION IS WORKING.
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>> Jessie: WHO WAS THAT?
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>> OH, JUST AN ASSISTANT...
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[ CELLPHONE CLATTERS ]
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...DELIVERING A PACKAGE.
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>> Jessie: I HAVE TO WARN YOU.
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YOU MIGHT NEED TO AIR-BRUSH US.
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>> ESPECIALLY MY DISGUSTING
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STOMACH.
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>> OH, COME ON.
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LET'S BE MODELS.
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HERE WE GO.
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SHOW ME THOSE GUNS.
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[ CAMERA SHUTTER CLICKING ]
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THAT'S IT. LOVE IT.
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THERE YOU GO.
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YES. OKAY.
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>> HEY, LOOK.
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THEY HAVE COSTUMES.
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>> Jessie: DELIVERY JACKET...
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AFRO WIG...
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WAIT A MINUTE.
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YOU'RE THAT DELIVERY GUY FROM
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NTSF THIS MORNING.
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[ GASPS ] THAT'S HOW YOU KNEW I
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WORKED THERE.
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THIS -- THIS IS ALL A PRANK!
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>> OF COURSE IT IS.
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I MEAN, COME ON.
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YOU KNOW YOU'RE HIDEOUS.
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>> Jessie: [ GASPS ]
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>> I JUST NEEDED TO KEEP YOU OUT
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OF NTSF, MAKING SURE YOU DIDN'T
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CURE MY SWEET LITTLE PIPER.
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NOW...
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YOU DIE!
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>> Jessie: [ GASPS ]
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>> STROBES!
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[ INDISTINCT SHOUTING ]
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>> ...CRISPY, CRISTAL...
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CRITERIA, CRITIQUAY --
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I-I MEAN CRITIQUE...
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>> Kove: [ GASPS ]
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PIPER, I KNOW YOU'RE NOT
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YOURSELF RIGHT NOW.
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AND WHILE THAT'S TOTALLY NOT MY
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FAULT, I'D LIKE TO HELP YOU.
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>> Piper: RELEASE SECURITY
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LOCKDOWN.
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>> Kove: NEVER.
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>> Piper: ABOUT A TRADE?
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I GIVE YOU MY BODY.
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YOU BRING SYSTEM BACK ONLINE.
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>> Kove: OKAY, I'M GONNA STOP
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THIS RIGHT NOW.
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I SEE WHERE THIS IS GOING, AND
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I'M JUST GONNA TELL YOU.
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I'M NOT INTO IT.
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>> Piper: PRETTY DANCE.
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LET ME GIVE YOU MASSAGE.
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>> Kove: AHH.
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NO, THANK YOU.
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LOOK I'M WITH NOT A HOMOPHOBE...
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AT ALL.
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BUT I COULDN'T BE MORE NOT
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INTO WHAT YOU'RE SELLING IF
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YOU WERE A HOMELESS MAN HAWKING
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BATTERIES ON THE SUBWAY AND I
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WAS ALLERGIC TO COPPER TOPS.
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MY FREEWAY IS ONE-WAY ONLY.
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>> Piper: FINE.
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IF YOU WON'T BE SEDUCED, THEN I
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KNOCK YOU NOT CONSCIOUS.
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>> Kove: PREFERRED.
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[ BOTH GRUNTING ]
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>> YOU LOOK LIKE KATHY BATES
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DOING A KATHY GRIFFIN
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IMPRESSION.
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>> Jessie: YOU ARE A TERRIBLE
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PHOTOGRAPHER!
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YOU LOOK LIKE A LESS-ATTRACTIVE
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ENRIQUE IGLESIAS.
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>> WELL, AT LEAST I DON'T TREAT
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MY CATS LIKE THEY'RE MY
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CHILDREN.
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>> Jessie: THEY ARE MY CHILDREN!
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[ BOTH GRUNTING ]
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YOU JUST GOT OVEREXPOSED.
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>> OH, THAT'S A GREAT PUN.
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NICE ONE, JESSIE.
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[ ALARM BLARES ]
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>> Alphonse: TRENT!
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>> Sam: ALPHONSE, DON'T.
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HE MIGHT BE BOOBY-TRAPPED.
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>> Alphonse: HEY, STICK TO THE
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LAB WORK.
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LET THE BIG DOGS DO THEY JOB.
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>> Alphonse: TRENT!
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>> Sam: [ LAUGHS ]
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YOU GOT GASSED.
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SUCKER.
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SUCKER.
UH...ALPHONSE?
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UH...ALPHONSE?
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>> W-W-WELCOME TO N-NTSF.
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PLEASE ENTER YOUR
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S-S-SECURITY CLEARANCE C-CODE.
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[ KEYPAD BEEPING ]
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[ DOOR OPENS ]
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>> Jessie: THANKS, DANNY.
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>> N-N-N-N-NO P-P-P-P-P-PROBLEM,
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J-J-J-J-J-JESSIE.
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DAMN IT.
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>> ...DAFFODIL, DAHLIA, DAILY,
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DAIRY QUEEN, DAIQUIRI, DAISY...
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>> Sam: VODKA, HEY.
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HEY, YOU LOOK GREAT TODAY, EVEN
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BETTER THAN --
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[ GRUNTING ]
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OHH.
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>> Piper: BRING SYSTEM BACK
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ONLINE.
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>> Sam: I CAN'T.
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IT CAN ONLY BE REACTIVATED FROM
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OUTSIDE.
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>> Piper: THEN...
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[ GUN COCKS ]
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...BYE-BYE.
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>> Sam: NO.
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[ GUN CLICKING ]
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OH, THANK GOD.
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[ SHING! ]
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OH, DEAR GOD.
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OH, UNH....
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>> Jessie: EVANKA, DEACTIVATE!
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>> Piper: UNH.
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[ Normal voice ] WHAT HAPPENED?
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>> DEACTIVATE.
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>> Sam: OH.
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>> Piper: WHAT'S GOING ON?
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OH.
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>> Sam: "DEACTIVATE"?
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THAT'S THE DEACTIVATION WORD?
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>> Trent: WATCH OUT, NERDS!
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>> Jessie: [ GASPS ] OH.
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>> Kove: TRENT, YOU DID IT.
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YOU STOPPED PIPER.
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>> Alphonse: WAY TO GO, HAUSER.
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>> Trent: I DID IT AGAIN.
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>> Sam: NO WAY.
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JESSIE IS THE ONE THAT SAVED
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EVERYONE.
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>> Jessie: TRENT JUST CAME IN
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AND KNOCKED OUT THE REAL PIPER.
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>> Kove: IT'S NOT FOR US TO
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DECIDE WHO'S RIGHT OR WRONG.
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THOUGH, IT'S CLEAR I DID NOTHING
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WRONG.
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NOW, LET'S CLEAN UP THESE
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STINKING CORPSES GET BACK TO
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WORK.
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IT'S SO WEIRD.
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IT'S NOT MY BIRTHDAY.
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>> JAMAICAN BOBSLED.
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[ JACKET ZIPS, GUNSHOT ]
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[ JACKET ZIPS, GUNSHOT ]
>> [ SCREAM ]
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>> [ SCREAM ]
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>> HELLO.
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ALWAYS MY P-PLEASURE TO BE
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ACKNOWLEDGED BY YOU.
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