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[ ANIMAL HOWLS ]
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>> [ LAUGHS ]
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[ DOOR OPENS ]
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OH, NO!
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NO, DON'T GO IN THE HOUSE, YOU
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LADY, YOU!
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>> YOU'RE GONNA GET STAKED,
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MAMA.
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>> YOU'RE RIGHT,
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COUNT AFRICAN AMERICULA.
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THIS CHICK MUST HAVE NINE LIVES.
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[ LAUGHS ]
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ONE LIFE! [ LAUGHS ]
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TWO LIVES! [ LAUGHS ]
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THREE LIVES!
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>> Frankenstein: MY HEAD IS
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GOING TO EXPLODE IF THEY DON'T
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SHUT UP!
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>> NOW, NOW, VICTOR.
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>> Frankenstein: WHAT IS IT WITH
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VAMPIRES THAT THEY HAVE TO
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ALWAYS YELL BACK AT MOVIES?
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>> IT'S NOT ALWAYS JUST
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VAMPIRES.
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>> Frankenstein: ALWAYS!
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THEY ARE RUINING THE MOVIES!
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>> [ LAUGHS ]
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"ATTACK OF THE MONSTER
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KILLERS 5"?
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IT'S GOING TO END JUST LIKE
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EVERY OTHER "ATTACK OF THE
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MONSTER KILLERS" MOVIE.
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EVERYONE WILL --
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>> Frankenstein: AAH!
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NAH, I CAN'T HEAR YOU.
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NAH, I CAN'T HEAR YOU.
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* LA-LA-LA-LA-LA-LA-LA
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>> OH, STOP THAT.
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>> Frankenstein: WELL, DON'T
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TELL ME WHAT'S GOING TO HAPPEN.
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>> [ LAUGHS ]
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YOU DESERVE THAT, YOU SOGGY
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FLAKE!
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HOO LA-A-A-A!
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>> Frankenstein: THAT IS THE
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LAST STRAW.
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SHUT UP!
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>> WATCH WHO YOU'RE MESSING
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WITH, FRANKEN-STUPID-STEIN.
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MY FRIEND HERE IS A
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SERIAL [cereal] VAMPIRE.
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>> THAT'S RIGHT.
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I AM COUNT CHOCOLATEY -- PART OF
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A NUTRITIOUS BREAKFAST.
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MA-AH!
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>> Frankenstein: LOOK, I'VE HAD
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ENOUGH OF YOU, YOU...
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NIGHTWALKERS!
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[ ALL GASP ]
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>> YOU DON'T HAVE TO USE THE "N"
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WORD, PAL.
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>> YEAH, ONLY WE CAN CALL EACH
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OTHER THAT.
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>> Frankenstein: YES, WELL...
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BE THAT AS IT MAY...
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>> WILL YOU PARK YOUR KEISTER,
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MEISTER, SO THE FOLKS BEHIND YOU
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CAN ENJOY THE FLICKERINO?
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>> Frankenstein: YOU WORK HERE?!
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>> IS A BEAR CATHOLIC, BRAH?
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>> Frankenstein: WELL, I WANT
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YOU TO EJECT THESE LOUDMOUTH
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VAMPIRES FROM THIS ESTABLISHMENT
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THIS INSTANT.
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>> NO CAN DO, BROLISSIMO.
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MY MOVIE THEATER DOES NOT
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DISCRIMINATE AGAINST ANY PAYING
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CUSTOMER, REGARDLESS OF RACE,
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CREATURE, OR COLOR.
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>> Frankenstein: BUT THEY ARE
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RUINING THIS MOVIE FOR ME AND MY
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WIFE.
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[ LAUGHTER ]
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>> OH, GIVE ME A BREAK.
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LIKE SHE WOULD GO BACK DOWN INTO
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THAT BASEMENT.
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>> GUESS YOU'RE OUTNUMBERED,
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BRAH.
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>> YES, AND I,
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COUNT ALONGWITHME, WILL COUNT
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HOW OUTNUMBERED YOU ARE.
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ONE! [ LAUGHS ]
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TWO! [ LAUGHS ]
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THREE! [ LAUGHS ]
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>> Frankenstein: THAT DOES IT!
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THESE VAMPIRES...
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NEED TO DIE.
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[ THUNDER CRASHES ]
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>> [ SCREECHES ]
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>> [ HOWLS ]
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>> * BEYOND SPACE AND TIME
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* STRANGER THAN THE SOUL
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* IS THE WORLD
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* DEEP INSIDE THE FRANKENHOLE
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>> AAH!
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>> * LEAVE ALL HOPE BEHIND
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* GIVE UP ALL CONTROL
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* TAKE MY HAND
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* WE'RE GOING DOWN THE
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FRANKENHOLE *
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>> [ LAUGHS EVILLY ]
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>> Frankenstein: JOE, YOU'VE GOT
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TO KILL SOME VAMPIRES FOR ME.
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>> BE QUIET, VICTOR.
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I'M ABOUT TO KILL ONE FOR ME,
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DUDE.
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>> Frankenstein: OH. ZIP.
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>> VAMPIRE GANDHI, IN THE SPIRIT
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OF MY FOREFATHERS BACK IN THE
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COLONIAL DAYS OF THE GREATEST
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COUNTRY IN THE WORLD, THE U.S.
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OF FRICKIN' A., I FREE YOU FROM
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THE ENSLAVEMENT OF THE UNDEAD.
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TO PARAPHRASE MY PERSONAL HERO,
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PATRICK HENRY, GIVE ME LIBERTY
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FROM VAMPIRISM OR GIMME A BREAK,
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MAN.
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>> OH, PLEASE. A-DON'T KILL ME.
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I LOVE-A THE FOUNDING FATHERS,
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TOO.
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WHO WERE THEY?
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OH, YEAH!
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GEORGE WASHINGTON AND
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JOHN HANCOCK -- OH, YES, HE'S A
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GOOD ONE.
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>> SHUT YOUR HOLE!
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DON'T YOU SOIL THEIR GREAT NAMES
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WITH YOUR FANG MOUTH, YOU
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BLOOD-GUZZLIN' CREEP.
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>> YAH!
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>> AAH!
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WHAT THE SAM HILL?
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>> VAMPIRE HUNTING IS MURDER.
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>> SO, WHAT?
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I GOT A LICENSE, BITCH.
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>> PEOPLE FOR THE ETHICAL
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TREATMENT OF THE UNDEAD DON'T
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CARE ABOUT YOUR DEATH
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CERTIFICATE.
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>> AND YOU ARE NOW MARKED WITH
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BLOOD SO EVERYONE KNOWS YOU FOR
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THE MURDERER YOU ARE.
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HA!
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>> YOU THINK I AIN'T USED TO A
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LITTLE BLOOD?
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I'M A VAMPIRE HUNTER.
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>> [ SIGHS ] TOO BAD.
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SUCH A DELICIOUS WASTE OF HUMAN
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BLOOD.
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[ SNIFFS ]
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HEY, THAT'S-A NOT-A DELICIOUS-A
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BLOOD.
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[ SNIFFS ]
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THAT'S A WOMAN'S A-PERIOD! YUCK!
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[ CHITTERING ]
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>> MENSTRUAL BLOOD?!
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OH, MAN.
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I'M GONNA GET SICK.
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>> Frankenstein: * MM MM-MM-MM
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>> WHAT THE HELL'S THE MATTER
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WITH YOU, MAN?
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>> Frankenstein: * MM-MM
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* MM MM-MM-MM MM
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>> OH, YEAH.
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UNZIP ALREADY.
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>> Frankenstein: UNZIP!
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OH, THANKS.
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[ Singsong voice ] BOY, DO I
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HAVE A FUN VAMPIRE-KILLING JOB
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FOR YOU!
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>> [ SIGHS ]
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NO CAN DO, VICTOR.
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NOT WITH THOSE CRAZY BITCHES
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THROWIN' THEIR TIME-OF-THE-MONTH
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ALL OVER ME.
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OH, MAN. I NEED A DRINK.
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>> Frankenstein: NO, JOE! WAIT!
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YOU HAVE TO HELP ME GET RID OF
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THESE LOUDMOUTH VAMPIRES.
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[ THUNDER CRASHES ]
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>> [ SIGHS ]
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I'M AFRAID MY VAMPIRE-HUNTIN'
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DAYS IS OVER.
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>> Frankenstein: OH, PLEASE,
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JOE.
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VAMPIRES ARE THE WORST.
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I'LL NEVER BE ABLE TO ENJOY A
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MOVIE AGAIN IF YOU DON'T DESTROY
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THEM.
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>> YEAH, BUT AS LONG AS THOSE
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P.E.T.U. BUSYBODIES ARE DOUSIN'
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MY ASS, YOUR LITTLE DILEMMA'S
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GONNA HAVE TO WAIT.
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>> Frankenstein: WELL, WHY DON'T
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YOU JUST KILL THEM?
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I'M PRETTY SURE THEY WON'T BE
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MISSED.
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>> DUDE, I'M A VAMPIRE HUNTER.
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I CAN'T KILL NO HUMAN.
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>> Frankenstein: OH, SURE YOU
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CAN.
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STAKES THROUGH THE HEARTS WORK
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ON ANYONE.
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THEY'RE EVERGREEN.
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>> I MEAN LEGALLY, YOU IDIOT.
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>> Frankenstein: ALL RIGHT, ALL
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RIGHT.
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NO NEED TO GET UPSET.
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>> JUST TOO BAD THEY AIN'T
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VAMPIRES, 'CAUSE I'D STAKE 'EM
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WITH PLEASURE.
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>> Frankenstein: JOE! THAT'S IT!
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THAT'S THE ANSWER!
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ALL WE HAVE TO DO IS --
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>> [ LAUGHS ]
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HEY, FRANKENSTEIN, RIGHT?
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>> Frankenstein: [ GROANS ]
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NOW WHAT?
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>> [ STAMMERING ]
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>> I JUST WANTED TO SAY, YOU
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KNOW MY PAL THOMAS JEFFERSON.
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>> [ STAMMERING ]
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>> Frankenstein: YEAH, YEAH, IT
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RINGS A BELL.
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LOOK, WE'RE IN THE MIDDLE OF
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SOMETHING, OKAY?
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>> OH, OKAY. NO PROBS.
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GEEZ.
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>> Frankenstein: [ SLURPS ]
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LOUSY FRANKENHOLES.
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I'M GONNA START PLUGGING THOSE
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THINGS UP.
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ANYWAY, JOE, THE ANSWER IS --
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>> THAT WAS JOHN HANCOCK, YOU
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IGNORAMUS!
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>> Frankenstein: THE SIGNATURE
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GUY?
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>> YEAH, THE DAMN SIGNATURE GUY
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OF THE DECLARATION OF
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INDEPENDENCE.
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I'M GONNA GO GET HIS AUTOGRAPH!
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>> HMM, BOY.
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THAT VAMPIRE HUNTER SURE IS GAY
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FOR THOSE FOUNDING FATHERS, HUH?
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>> Frankenstein: HUH?
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OH, OH, Y-YEAH.
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>> GOOD TO KNOW.
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>> LOOKY THAT, MAN.
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IT'S LUCKY I HAD AN OLD GLORY ON
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ME.
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>> Frankenstein: OH, WELL, YEAH.
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ANYWAY, JOE, THE ANSWER TO THIS
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WHOLE P.E.T.U. DILEMMA IS TO GET
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THE VAMPIRES TO INFLICT P.E.T.U,
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WITH VAMPIRISM.
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THEN YOU'LL KILL P.E.T.U. SO
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THEY CAN'T DOUSE YOU WITH
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MENSTRUAL BLOOD ANYMORE.
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THEN YOU CAN FINALLY KILL THE
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REGULAR VAMPIRES SO I CAN WATCH
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MOVIES IN PEACE!
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>> ARE YOU NUTS?
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VAMPIRES AIN'T NEVER GONNA
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DISABLE THEIR OWN PROTECTORS!
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YOU WILL?
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>> Both: WE WILL?
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>> YES.
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WE'LL MEET YOU OUTSIDE THE
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TORCH & PITCHFORK AFTER THE
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MOVIE'S OVER.
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THEN, YOU PRETEND TO TRY TO KILL
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US.
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WHEN P.E.T.U. JUMPS OUT, WE'LL
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MAKE SURE THEY'RE FANGED BEFORE
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YOU GET DOUSED WITH THE BLOOD.
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>> Frankenstein: GREAT!
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>> ARE YOU NUTS?!
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WHY WOULD WE DISABLE OUR OWN
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PROTECTORS?
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BLAAH!
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>> BECAUSE WE'RE VAMPIRES.
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WE LOV BITING HUMANS, REMEMBER?
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>> OH, YEAH.
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HE'S RIGHT ABOUT THAT.
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>> OH, YEAH. WE LOVE THEM.
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>> HEY, A-FELLAS.
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I GOT A PLAN TO DRIVE-A THAT
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VAMPIRE HUNTER CUCKOO!
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>> WOW.
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THIS IS GETTING REALLY GOOD NOW.
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>> MM-HMM.
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>> Frankenstein: OH, BOY, JOE!
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THIS IS GONNA BE THE BEST!
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FINALLY, NICE QUIET MOVIE
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THEATERS.
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OOH, IT'S GOT ME ALL
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GOOSE-PIMPLY.
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[ GIGGLES ]
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>> I DON'T KNOW, MAN.
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THERE'S SOMETHIN' ABOUT THESE
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CUNNING BASTARDS FALLIN' FOR
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THIS TRICK SO FAST.
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I'M TELLIN' YOU, IF I WAS A
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JACKRABBIT, MY EARS WOULD BE
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STICKIN' STRAIGHT UP RIGHT NOW.
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>> Frankenstein: OH, WHAT COULD
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GO WRONG?
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HERE THEY COME NOW.
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GET READY, JOE.
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[ GIGGLING ]
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>> OKAY, BUT THIS STILL DON'T
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FEEL RIGHT.
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GET READY TO DIE, YOU UNHOLY
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VARMINTS!
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[ ORGAN MUSIC PLAYS ]
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>> Frankenstein: [ Slo-mo ] GET
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THEM!
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>> * SO, SAY NOW WHAT YOU WILL
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* CONFRONT YOUR KILLER IF YOU
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WISH *
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* THIS BAKER'S MADE YOU ILL
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* SO, TURNS OUT PAYBACK IS A
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BITCH *
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* I WATCH YOU LOSE YOUR
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BREATHING *
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* AS YOU WATCH ME GETTING EVEN
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* LA-DI-DA
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>> [ Slo-mo ] N-O-O-O!
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[ Normal voice ] WHY?!
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YOU RUTHLESS NECK JOCKEYS!
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WHY, OF ALL PEOPLE, DID YOU HAVE
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TO CURSE THE BLESSED AMERICAN
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FOUNDING FATHERS?
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>> BECAUSE WE HATE YOU.
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YOU'RE A VAMPIRE HUNTER, IDIOT.
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>> GANDHI, YOU SON OF A BITCH!
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>> OH-HO. IT'S NOT SO BAD, JOE.
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AT LEAST NOW WE GET TO LIVE
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FOREVER.
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>> YEAH, JOE.
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YOU WANT US TO LIVE FOREVER,
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DON'T YOU?
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>> YOU BOYS ALWAYS LIVED
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FOREVER -- RIGHT HERE, RIGHT
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SMACK DAB IN THE MIDDLE OF MY
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PATRIOTIC TICKER.
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YOU DIDN'T NEED TO BE A BUNCH OF
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VAMPIRES.
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YOUR IMMORTALITY WAS WRITTEN IN
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THE HISTORY BOOKS, NOT IN THE
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BOOK OF THE FRIGGIN' UNDEAD.
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>> WELL, ANYWAY, YOU WOULDN'T
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KILL THE FATHER OF YOUR COUNTRY,
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WOULD YOU, JOE, JUST BECAUSE I
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HAVE WOODEN FANGS?
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>> WELL, GENERAL WASHINGTON, I
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GUESS THAT'S WHAT WE ABOUT TO
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FIND OUT.
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>> Frankenstein: YAY!
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>> JOHN ADAMS! OHHHH!
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YOU'RE ONE OF THE BEST.
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[ BOTH HISSING ]
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[ GRUNTS ]
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I'M SORRY, THOMAS PAINE.
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[ SCREAMS ]
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[ SIZZLE ]
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[ Voice breaking ] OH, WHAT AM I
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DOING?
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I JUST BURNT GEORGE WASHINGTON
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WITH HOLY WATER.
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I'M AFRAID MY VAMPIRE-HUNTIN'
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DAYS IS REALLY OVER NOW.
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>> Frankenstein: NO, JOE!
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Y-YOU CAN'T SAY THAT!
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WHAT ABOUT YOUR CODE OF ETHICS,
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YOUR KNOWLEDGE OF WHAT IS
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RIGHT?
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HOW AM I EVER GOING TO WATCH A
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MOVIE IN PEACE AND QUIET AGAIN?
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>> YOU WON'T. THAT'S HOW.
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COME ON, GANG.
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LET'S CATCH A FLICK.
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>> YEAH, LET'S GO.
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I LOVE THE MOVIES.
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[ BOTH HISSING ]
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>> [ Normal voice ] WELL...
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>> Frankenstein: WHERE ARE YOU
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GOING, JOE?
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>> I NEED SOME TIME TO THINK,
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MAN.
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IN THE MEANTIME, I HEAR THERE'S
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A SEQUEL TO "ATTACK OF THE
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MONSTER KILLERS 5."
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I THINK THEY CALLED IT
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"ATTACK OF THE MONSTER KILLERS
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5, PART 2."
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>> Frankenstein: WAIT FOR ME,
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JOE.
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NOW YOU'LL SEE HOW INFURIATING
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THESE VAMPIRES ARE FIRSTHAND.
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>> OH, NO! DON'T GO IN THERE!
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>> [ Laughing ] OF COURSE SHE
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WILL -- THE DUNCE.
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>> AH, YOU A LOSER.
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HEY, THIS IS FUN.
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YOU BLOODSUCKERS AIN'T SO BAD.
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>> YOU EITHER, JOE.
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>> YES, I CAN COUNT SEVERAL
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THINGS I LIKE ABOUT YOU.
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ONE THING.
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TWO -- TWO THINGS.
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[ LAUGHS ]
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THREE -- THREE THINGS.
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[ LAUGHS ]
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NO, WAIT. NO, WAIT.
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FOUR -- FOUR THINGS I LIKE ABOUT
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YOU!
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[ LAUGHS ]
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>> Frankenstein: [ GRUMBLING ]
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>> OH, OH, OH, WHAT'S THIS?
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FIVE! FIVE THINGS!
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>> Frankenstein: [ GRUNTING ]
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[ BOOM! ]
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>> SIX -- SIX THINGS!
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[ LAUGHS ]
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SIX VERY LIKEABLE THINGS.
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[ LAUGHS ]
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OH. OH. OH.
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SEVEN! SEVEN THINGS!
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SEVEN THINGS!
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A-ONE, TWO, THREE, FOUR, FIVE,
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SIX, SEVEN.
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[ EXHALES DEEPLY ]
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OH.
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OH.
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EIGHT! EIGHT THINGS!
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OHHHH, MY GOD!
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