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♪ Boo, boo, boo, boo ♪
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♪ Boo, boo, boo, boo ♪
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♪ Boo, boo, boo, boo ♪
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♪ Boo, boo, boo, boo ♪
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♪ Boo, boo, boo, boo ♪
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♪ Boo, boo, boo, boo ♪
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Ooh!
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- Mommy!
- Aaaaaaah!
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- Duncan!
- Duncan!
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Okay, Dunkie, don't forget.
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- Ten and two like the hands of a clock.
- The what of a what?
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Honey, kids don't know
what clocks are.
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Think of it like four and one
on a rotary phone.
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- Ugh!
- Duncan, train!
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I made eye contact
with the conductor!
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- Dunkie, pay attention!
- Ugh, you have so many rules.
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Look both ways, stay awake,
keep your leg inside.
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- Ugh.
- You think she's tough?
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Driving with my dad was terrifying.
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Don't use your blinker!
They'll know where you're going.
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Take your hands off the wheel!
Use your knees, damn it.
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Don't stop for that cat!
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- Sorry, kitty!
- Never apologize to a cat!
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Of all my sperm,
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I can't believe you
are the one that made it.
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Your Grampy stories are hilarious.
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Can we stop and feed that old horse?
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No, little girls
and horses don't mix.
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- He looks nice.
- Yeah, well, so did Ted Bundy.
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Some animals
are just born rotten.
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You've heard the expression.
You know,
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- "Born a rotten animal."
- Nobody has, Mom.
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You struggled coming up with it.
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- Duncan, leg!
- Hm?
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Ah!
I don't wanna die in these shorts!
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Ah, if I'm gonna get through
"Of Mice and Men,"
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I'm gonna need a little
something, something.
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You know you're not allowed
to have coffee.
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It stunts your growth
and curls your hands.
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Besides, there's something
about a 12-year-old girl
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with coffee that's just... tawdry.
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- Ugh, leaving, bye.
- Hold on, Speedy McGee.
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- Where do you think you're going?
- Movies with friends. Bye.
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Hey, wait a minute,
Exit McBrexit.
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- Did you take out the trash?
- No.
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- Fold your jammies?
- No.
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- Take your bathy?
- No.
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- Clean your earsies?
- No, and I never will!
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- Bye!
- Jack!
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Okay, Duncan,
please just pick one chore
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- to do before you leave.
- Come on, Jack.
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I don't wanna
always be the bad guy.
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- Stop being such a soft touch.
- Don't, Dad.
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We like that you're a soft touch.
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Soft touch Daddy!
Ooh!
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I am not a soft touch.
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You heard your mother... and me.
Do your chores!
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- I'm so sorry.
- Fine.
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Bathy, earsy, foldy.
Happy?
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Be home by 10:00.
What time?
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- 10:00.
- I can't hear you.
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- 10:00!
- There we go.
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- Enjoy your movie, sweetie.
- Don't tell me what to do!
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That was a scary movie.
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When the licensed
paranormal investigator
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turned out to be unlicensed,
I screamed my butt off.
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I loved that it was more than
just a dumb, scary horror movie.
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It had something to say
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about how we handle death
as a society.
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Yeah, my favorite part
was when the ghost
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represented the guy's grief
at the loss of his mother
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in that car accident
when he was a child.
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Were we watching the same movie?
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Seriously, you got that?
They never actually said it.
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Seemed pretty obvious.
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Let's get some
Kenny Chesney cheesy fries.
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Wait, wait, go back to
the ghost representing grief.
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Wolf, swap seats with me.
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Oh, her leg is touching mine!
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But angry Mom is texting me.
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What would Kenny Chesney do?
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Ignore them texts, Duncan.
Mia thinks your tractor's sexy.
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Dang, my cheesy Chesney fries
are mmm-mmm good.
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Jack, it's 10:30.
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- VH1's "Behind the Music" is on.
- Duncan's late.
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He's either making out
or bleeding out.
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- Both aren't good.
- Honey, he's fine.
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And Def Leppard's drummer
hasn't lost his arm yet.
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- There it goes.
- Come on. We're gonna go get him.
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"He brought the muzzle of it
close to the back of Lennie's head."
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Your brother broke curfew.
Get in the car.
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- Can I bring my bunny book?
- Sure.
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And the app also tells you what part
of the movie to go pee during.
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I didn't know
you were such a film buff.
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Oh, yeah. I'm an "obstute"
observer of the human condition.
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Hey, when we're done eating,
you want to come over to my house?
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We can watch Peacock and chill.
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Hoo-wee, Duncan,
everything gets hotter
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when the sun goes down.
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Look at him.
He's alive.
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That little creep left me on "read."
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Drag him out, Mom,
but cheat yourself
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toward the window so I have
a good shot of both of you.
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Good luck, honey. Hey, could
you grab me some Funyun rings?
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I can't go in. There's a hole
in my pajamas in a bad spot.
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- Go.
- Me?
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But you're so much better
at public scenes
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and don't care
what the kids think of you.
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You're his father.
Just go in and say,
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"Get your butt in the car,
or I'll put it there."
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- What if he says "no?"
- You don't take "no" for an answer.
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Okay.
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I'm the father. I'm the father.
I'm the father.
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Are you sure your parents
will be cool with me coming over?
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Actually, they're out of town.
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Oh, my God, oh, my God,
oh, my God, oh, my God.
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Duncan Harris,
I am your father!
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Oh, my God, oh, my God,
oh, my God, oh, my God.
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Well, this is every teen's fantasy.
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- Duncan, you are out past curfew.
- I have a good reason.
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Whoa, son, I had no idea.
Sorry to bother you.
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I'm sorry, Duncan,
but it's time to go.
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- Bid your friends farewell.
- Calm down. I'll meet you at home later.
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- Let's roll, Mia.
- But your father.
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Don't worry about him.
He's a pushover.
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Hell no, you'll meet me now
in here and also at home
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- 'cause that's where we're going!
- Maybe you'd better go.
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My parents will be out of town
again in six months.
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No, you're impressed
with me tonight,
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and this may never happen again.
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Duncan Harris, I am your father!
You are still my little boy,
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now get your butt in the car,
or I will put it there.
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[Bleep] you, Jack!
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Oh!
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Mm, no, uh, uh...
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- Huh?
- Daaaamn!
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Hm.
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- Ah!
- I cannot believe
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those horrible words
came out of your mouth,
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the mouth that,
up until last month,
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still had two baby teeth!
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- Wait, you were just in bed.
- What?
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Those are doubles we hire
to attend all your school crap.
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Hey, don't forget, parent
teacher conference next week.
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I gotta go.
School starts in three hours.
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Oh, no, you don't.
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Look at what you've done
to your father.
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- Get in the car. I'm the father.
- I'm the father...
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What do you have to say
for yourself, young man?
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I apologize
for the toxic atmosphere.
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I fired three producers,
and you can have your birthday off.
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That's a celebrity apology.
It's meaningless.
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Dad kept yelling at me
in front of my friends.
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I mean, if you shake a bottle
of water long enough,
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- it explodes.
- You mean can of soda.
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You're shaking the water, Mom!
I'm out of this dump.
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You might feel
like a big shot now,
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Cussy McFoulmouth,
but let me tell you
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nobody's impressed, mister,
nobody!
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He's impressive.
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Duncan's impressive!
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Back up, everybody.
Worldstar coming through.
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That was
freaking awesome, dude,
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and by freaking,
I mean what you said.
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Oh, hey, Mia, sorry you
had to see that last night.
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Do you still want
to Peacock and chill?
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'Cause if not, I can stay home
and HBO Max and wax.
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Are you kidding? Who knew
you had a rebellious side?
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And who knew I was so basic
that I'd be attracted to it?
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Why don't you come over tonight?
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- Maybe I will. Maybe I won't.
- God, I love this you!
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Ugh, I've been nagging him
for 15 years.
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Where did his anger come from?
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- Poor Mommy.
- Yeah, she's going through hell.
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So here's how we exploit it.
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Duncan's giant screwup
has just opened
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- the window for us.
- The window?
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The parents are so upset
with Duncan,
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we have 24 hours
to do whatever we want
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and not get in trouble.
Watch.
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- Man, that's good coffee, Mom.
- Huh? Oh, thanks, yeah,
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- Hazelnut blend.
- Oh.
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Mommy, Kimberly and I
both have fevers,
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so we're staying home
from school today, okay?
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Yeah, okay, sure.
Have a good sickness.
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The window.
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Hey, Ashley, it's Duncan Harris.
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Your friend May told me
your boss keeps harassing you
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to wash your hands
before going back to work,
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so just want to tell him...
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... Dave.
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And that's another 25 bucks.
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We over here
making Jeremy Piven money.
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Duncan, I just read
in the school paper
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what you said to your dad.
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So where'd he hit you?
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- He didn't.
- Not even with his hand?
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A shoe?
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A novelty safari belt
from his trip to Nigeria
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that will leave a imprint
of a elephant of your ass?
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Some of his tears hit me.
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Damn, your dad
sounds like a good man.
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- Oh, yeah, he's the best.
- But you made him cry.
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I destroyed him.
What are you getting at, Mr. Mitch?
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Duncan, all a father has
is the false belief
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that he's in charge,
but you grabbed his power.
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- I know it feels really good right now...
- Really good.
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But who's gonna high-five you
after your first kiss?
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Who's gonna fart
and blame the dog?
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Who's gonna speak
too long at your wedding
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when everyone
just wants to drink?
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Not your good dad 'cause
he's dead. You killed him.
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I still don't get what you're...
Wait a minute...
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Start already.
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I get it!
Thanks, tiny Duncan.
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That kid needs to get hit.
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Look, I'm Mommy
on her wedding day!
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Baby Duncan's in my tummy.
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And I just joined
her Pedalton class.
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I see "Shrink my Fannie Annie"
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from Oakdale's with us today.
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Who's ready
for their revenge body?
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I am, Brendan.
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I found chocolate syrup
under Mommy's bed.
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That's a weird place to keep it.
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Oh, well.
I'm eating for two.
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Faster, bitch!
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Your husband works too hard
for you to look like that.
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I'm not wasting our window
on this fat-shamer.
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- Let's go have some unsupervised fun.
- Yeah!
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♪ I don't care ♪
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♪ I love it ♪
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♪ I don't care ♪
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♪ I got this feeling
on the summer day ♪
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♪ When you were gone ♪
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♪ I crashed my car
into the bridge ♪
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♪ Into the bridge,
I watched, I let it burn ♪
239
00:11:24,385 --> 00:11:26,710
♪ I threw your...
into a bag and pushed... ♪
240
00:11:26,777 --> 00:11:28,747
♪ Just yesterday ♪
241
00:11:28,814 --> 00:11:30,483
♪ I swaddled you ♪
242
00:11:30,550 --> 00:11:32,822
♪ I coddled you ♪
243
00:11:32,889 --> 00:11:36,095
♪ Then you F-bombed my heart ♪
244
00:11:37,464 --> 00:11:40,153
Oh, hey, Dad,
Mr. Mitch and I thought
245
00:11:40,154 --> 00:11:42,741
about what I said,
and I'm really sorry,
246
00:11:42,742 --> 00:11:44,010
and I'm ready for my punishment.
247
00:11:44,011 --> 00:11:45,915
You don't own
an elephant belt, do you?
248
00:11:45,981 --> 00:11:47,885
You're gonna wish we owned
an elephant belt
249
00:11:47,952 --> 00:11:49,756
when you hear your punishment.
250
00:11:49,823 --> 00:11:53,162
- Tell him what he's lost, Jack!
- I-I think he's learned his lesson.
251
00:11:53,229 --> 00:11:56,870
He's learned nothing!
Duncan crossed a line.
252
00:11:56,937 --> 00:11:59,441
He's gone from rad to radicalized.
253
00:11:59,508 --> 00:12:01,045
Yeah, Dad,
you have to punish me,
254
00:12:01,112 --> 00:12:03,951
or else you won't bore people
at my wedding.
255
00:12:04,017 --> 00:12:06,322
You know, um,
sometimes the best punishment
256
00:12:06,388 --> 00:12:10,731
- is no punishment.
- Where are you getting this stuff, AOC?
257
00:12:10,798 --> 00:12:13,569
- Punish your son.
- Yeah, punish me, Dad.
258
00:12:13,636 --> 00:12:14,859
Smash that guitar over my head
259
00:12:14,860 --> 00:12:16,609
- like in cartoons.
- No!
260
00:12:16,676 --> 00:12:17,711
Why not?
261
00:12:17,712 --> 00:12:19,688
Because I respect you
for saying what I never had
262
00:12:19,772 --> 00:12:22,024
the guts to say to my father!
263
00:12:23,957 --> 00:12:27,164
Do... uh, do you want me
to tell you the story?
264
00:12:27,832 --> 00:12:29,282
- Yeah, sure.
- Okay.
265
00:12:29,301 --> 00:12:32,040
One day, when I was still
trying to get my band going
266
00:12:32,107 --> 00:12:35,246
and working a part-time job,
he came to my work.
267
00:12:36,182 --> 00:12:40,623
- Sorry to interrupt you and your date.
- Need something, Dad?
268
00:12:40,691 --> 00:12:42,360
So this is the job you took
269
00:12:42,427 --> 00:12:43,897
instead of working
with your old man
270
00:12:43,964 --> 00:12:47,204
- at the dog food factory.
- Let's not do this here.
271
00:12:47,270 --> 00:12:49,341
Why?
You gonna cry?
272
00:12:49,408 --> 00:12:51,612
Dad, those are for display only.
273
00:12:51,680 --> 00:12:54,407
Oh, tough guy, eh?
274
00:12:55,486 --> 00:12:58,760
- Knock it off!
- You gonna cry, rock star?
275
00:12:58,827 --> 00:13:01,065
You gonna run home
to your ukulele
276
00:13:01,131 --> 00:13:04,972
- and write a song about me?
- It's a guitar!
277
00:13:04,973 --> 00:13:08,714
That's not a guitar.
Hank Williams plays a guitar.
278
00:13:08,780 --> 00:13:11,619
- You know what, Dad?!
- What?
279
00:13:11,686 --> 00:13:14,324
Mm... I'm going on my break!
280
00:13:14,391 --> 00:13:16,629
Oh, and happy birthday!
281
00:13:16,696 --> 00:13:19,067
That was the day
I should have said it to him,
282
00:13:19,134 --> 00:13:21,372
but I didn't have
your guts, Duncan.
283
00:13:21,438 --> 00:13:23,810
Plus I was afraid he'd
knock me through a window.
284
00:13:23,877 --> 00:13:26,248
Oh, honey, it's never too late
285
00:13:26,315 --> 00:13:28,820
to say something hateful
to someone you love.
286
00:13:28,887 --> 00:13:32,026
Duncan, when you said it to me,
how did it feel?
287
00:13:32,027 --> 00:13:34,866
Honestly, like cool grass
under your feet
288
00:13:34,932 --> 00:13:38,105
- on a hot summer day.
- I love that feeling!
289
00:13:38,172 --> 00:13:40,767
Too bad I missed my chance.
290
00:13:41,927 --> 00:13:45,805
Alright! Mm.
291
00:13:46,923 --> 00:13:51,298
No, Dad, we're doing this, and
I will be your amoral support.
292
00:13:53,035 --> 00:13:56,341
- Mom, you want in on this action?
- No, but take video.
293
00:13:56,342 --> 00:13:58,379
I have to keep an eye
on your sisters.
294
00:13:58,446 --> 00:13:59,896
Wait, where are they, anyway?
295
00:13:59,949 --> 00:14:02,345
Dracarys.
296
00:14:05,357 --> 00:14:07,737
Let's go yell at my father!
297
00:14:07,772 --> 00:14:10,329
- Dad and Duncan made up.
- Aww, that's nice.
298
00:14:10,396 --> 00:14:13,002
No, Jing, that means
the window is closing.
299
00:14:13,068 --> 00:14:14,671
Oh, that sucks!
300
00:14:14,738 --> 00:14:16,675
We can only get away
with one more thing.
301
00:14:16,742 --> 00:14:18,947
What have we always
wanted to do,
302
00:14:19,014 --> 00:14:21,018
but Mom always says no?
303
00:14:21,084 --> 00:14:22,386
Feed the horsey.
304
00:14:22,387 --> 00:14:24,224
I was gonna say
Post Malone our faces,
305
00:14:24,291 --> 00:14:26,161
but we walked all the way here.
306
00:14:26,228 --> 00:14:29,294
♪ Train kept a-rolling all night long ♪
307
00:14:29,318 --> 00:14:31,638
♪ Train kept a-rolling
all night long ♪
308
00:14:31,705 --> 00:14:35,546
Hey! If I'm gonna swear at my
dad, I need my pump up music.
309
00:14:35,613 --> 00:14:39,119
We've been sitting outside
Grampy's place for an hour.
310
00:14:39,120 --> 00:14:41,258
- Are we doing this or what?
- Not yet.
311
00:14:41,325 --> 00:14:42,759
♪ But I just couldn't tell her ♪
312
00:14:42,760 --> 00:14:45,279
♪ No, no, no, no, no ♪
Okay, I'm ready.
313
00:14:49,274 --> 00:14:51,044
I am here to see Dick Harris.
314
00:14:51,111 --> 00:14:52,747
Jackie!
315
00:14:54,952 --> 00:14:57,624
So good to see you, son.
316
00:14:57,690 --> 00:15:01,131
Do it, Dad.
End his old ass.
317
00:15:02,533 --> 00:15:04,036
Aw, he wants us to get on.
318
00:15:04,037 --> 00:15:07,056
Do you think we should?
Huh?
319
00:15:07,076 --> 00:15:09,481
Yee-haw!
Is that right?
320
00:15:09,547 --> 00:15:13,055
And now time to enjoy
my post-workout snack
321
00:15:13,122 --> 00:15:14,959
of carrots and sugar cubes.
322
00:15:15,026 --> 00:15:16,896
Hmm, hm.
323
00:15:18,666 --> 00:15:21,138
What the?
Kimberly, Jing!
324
00:15:21,204 --> 00:15:23,709
That horse!
325
00:15:23,776 --> 00:15:27,383
And let's not forget your dad
and that damn guitar.
326
00:15:27,450 --> 00:15:30,723
- Here we go.
- Lock and load that F-bomb.
327
00:15:30,790 --> 00:15:34,030
He played
that damn thing so well,
328
00:15:34,097 --> 00:15:37,503
- a regular Hank Williams.
- You used to hate my guitar.
329
00:15:37,570 --> 00:15:39,774
You backed over it
with your Bonneville.
330
00:15:39,842 --> 00:15:41,411
Ah, I was jealous.
331
00:15:41,478 --> 00:15:44,200
I had the handsomest,
most talented kid and I was
332
00:15:44,201 --> 00:15:46,923
a nothing who ground
bird beaks into dog food.
333
00:15:46,989 --> 00:15:49,561
I was tearing you down
to build myself up.
334
00:15:49,627 --> 00:15:53,135
Heck, if I was you, I'd be
telling me off right now.
335
00:15:54,471 --> 00:15:58,112
Actually, Dad, there is
something I need to say.
336
00:15:58,178 --> 00:15:59,346
What?
337
00:15:59,347 --> 00:16:02,687
Mm...
338
00:16:02,754 --> 00:16:04,959
F...
339
00:16:05,025 --> 00:16:08,621
- father, I love you!
- That's my boy.
340
00:16:08,656 --> 00:16:10,136
Ugh, I didn't listen
to that train song
341
00:16:10,202 --> 00:16:14,210
six times for this.
I'm grabbing a frosty N-Shure.
342
00:16:14,277 --> 00:16:16,381
He's so beautiful.
343
00:16:16,448 --> 00:16:18,185
I'm gonna call him
Princess Jing
344
00:16:18,252 --> 00:16:20,656
- like Daddy's guitar.
- He's not mean.
345
00:16:20,723 --> 00:16:22,460
What else is Mom lying about?
346
00:16:22,527 --> 00:16:24,407
I'll bet I can't get pregnant
on the first time.
347
00:16:24,431 --> 00:16:27,569
No way, and I'm gonna touch
that fence by the power plant.
348
00:16:29,007 --> 00:16:31,278
Girls, get off that horse!
It's dangerous!
349
00:16:31,344 --> 00:16:33,282
You're a liar, Mom!
Go away!
350
00:16:33,348 --> 00:16:35,586
Yeah, you're crazy, lady!
351
00:16:35,653 --> 00:16:36,453
Oh, ah!
352
00:16:36,454 --> 00:16:39,627
- Whoa!
- Ah, I'm sorry, Mommy!
353
00:16:39,694 --> 00:16:42,433
- Save us!
- Yeah, help us, lady!
354
00:16:42,500 --> 00:16:45,994
Stand down, Officer Maple Bar.
355
00:16:47,043 --> 00:16:49,714
- Officer Maple Bar?
- You know this horse?
356
00:16:49,781 --> 00:16:51,231
We used to work together.
357
00:16:54,691 --> 00:16:57,563
Until one day,
I was given the choice
358
00:16:57,630 --> 00:17:01,873
of keeping the horse
or taking a new electric cart.
359
00:17:01,939 --> 00:17:04,758
I loved Maple Bar more
than anything in the world.
360
00:17:04,777 --> 00:17:07,149
He even saved my life once,
361
00:17:07,216 --> 00:17:10,416
but the cart had a cupholder,
so I chose the cart.
362
00:17:14,837 --> 00:17:17,236
You traded him for a cupholder?
363
00:17:17,303 --> 00:17:21,077
- You're the rotten animal!
- I'm so sorry, Maple Bar.
364
00:17:21,144 --> 00:17:23,983
Come on, it's a hot day.
Let me give you some water.
365
00:17:27,423 --> 00:17:29,995
Maple Bar, no!
You were my maid of honor!
366
00:17:35,406 --> 00:17:38,947
I don't blame him.
I put the cart before the horse.
367
00:17:40,382 --> 00:17:42,186
Gosh, that's funny!
368
00:17:42,253 --> 00:17:47,029
I made a funny joke by accident.
I did an improv!
369
00:17:47,096 --> 00:17:49,067
Sorry we exploited you
being mad at Duncan
370
00:17:49,133 --> 00:17:53,008
- to nearly kill ourselves.
- Can you ever forgive us?
371
00:17:53,075 --> 00:17:55,612
I can always forgive,
but I never forget,
372
00:17:55,679 --> 00:17:58,118
which means
I never really forgive.
373
00:18:00,456 --> 00:18:02,326
You done all right for yourself, son.
374
00:18:02,393 --> 00:18:04,464
Beautiful family,
your own business,
375
00:18:04,530 --> 00:18:06,768
ponytail Seabiscuit would kill for.
376
00:18:06,836 --> 00:18:09,807
Did you hear that?
He accepts us.
377
00:18:09,875 --> 00:18:11,411
Eh.
378
00:18:11,478 --> 00:18:13,382
Where's that damn nurse
with my meds?
379
00:18:13,448 --> 00:18:15,519
Hey, where'd the twinkle
in your eye go?
380
00:18:15,586 --> 00:18:19,360
- Jackie, can you do me a solid?
- Anything for you, Pop.
381
00:18:19,427 --> 00:18:21,197
Change your old man's diaper.
382
00:18:21,264 --> 00:18:23,135
- Whoa, what?
- Oh, come on.
383
00:18:23,201 --> 00:18:24,504
When your diaper
needed changing,
384
00:18:24,505 --> 00:18:25,955
who made your mom do it?
385
00:18:26,007 --> 00:18:27,911
Oh, never mind.
I'll just stew in it.
386
00:18:27,978 --> 00:18:33,783
No, Pop, I won't let you stew
in anything besides my love.
387
00:18:36,394 --> 00:18:39,835
Strawberry,
butter pecan, banana nut...
388
00:18:39,902 --> 00:18:41,717
man, dying people have the life.
389
00:18:41,752 --> 00:18:43,809
Hey, kid, would you mind
giving your grandfather
390
00:18:43,876 --> 00:18:46,447
this pill for his back pain?
We're going on strike.
391
00:18:46,448 --> 00:18:48,819
- Sure, no prob and good luck.
- Thanks.
392
00:18:48,886 --> 00:18:50,556
Get this to your grandpa soon.
393
00:18:50,622 --> 00:18:52,827
His meds are the only thing
keeping him nice
394
00:18:52,894 --> 00:18:55,583
- 'cause when they wear off...
- He's a mean, old man
395
00:18:55,584 --> 00:18:58,404
who thinks it's fun
to make his son cry?
396
00:18:58,405 --> 00:19:00,859
That's our Dick!
397
00:19:01,444 --> 00:19:03,715
Oh, no, Dad thinks
his father loves him!
398
00:19:05,252 --> 00:19:08,993
Dad, you're supposed to take
the peanuts out of the shell.
399
00:19:09,060 --> 00:19:11,664
I paid for the shell.
I'm gonna eat the shell.
400
00:19:11,731 --> 00:19:13,668
Now hurry up.
It's cold, you idiot.
401
00:19:13,735 --> 00:19:16,474
Are you criticizing me
while I'm doing
402
00:19:16,541 --> 00:19:19,915
the most loving, disgusting thing
a child can do for his father?
403
00:19:19,982 --> 00:19:22,086
Dad, Dad,
don't fall for his praise.
404
00:19:22,153 --> 00:19:24,557
- His meds make him...
- what the...?
405
00:19:24,624 --> 00:19:25,993
Look away!
406
00:19:27,696 --> 00:19:30,837
Oh, Jackie, you'll do
anything to feel loved.
407
00:19:30,904 --> 00:19:33,441
You didn't mean
those nice things you said?
408
00:19:33,508 --> 00:19:36,481
And changing you,
that was just to humiliate me?
409
00:19:36,548 --> 00:19:39,487
Aww, you gonna cry about it, rock star?
410
00:19:39,554 --> 00:19:41,691
- Say it, Dad!
- Say what?
411
00:19:41,758 --> 00:19:45,232
Your dad's not man enough.
Why don't you tell me, Slumpy?
412
00:19:45,299 --> 00:19:46,936
Huh?
413
00:19:47,002 --> 00:19:48,705
Ugh.
414
00:19:52,213 --> 00:19:54,050
Start already!
415
00:19:56,154 --> 00:20:00,309
- [Bleep] you, Dick!
- Huh?
416
00:20:06,741 --> 00:20:08,191
- Oh!
- Ah, ugh!
417
00:20:09,080 --> 00:20:10,081
Oh!
418
00:20:10,082 --> 00:20:12,619
♪ Train kept a-rolling
all night long ♪
419
00:20:12,620 --> 00:20:15,158
♪ Train kept a-rolling
all night long ♪
420
00:20:15,225 --> 00:20:16,694
You were right, son!
421
00:20:16,761 --> 00:20:19,567
Cool grass on a hot summer day!
422
00:20:19,634 --> 00:20:21,337
You're the best dad ever!
423
00:20:21,404 --> 00:20:25,512
I promise I will put you
in a nicer home than that one.
424
00:20:25,579 --> 00:20:28,418
- Duncan, train!
- Yeah, kept a-rolling!
425
00:20:28,485 --> 00:20:30,455
No, train!
426
00:20:32,092 --> 00:20:33,294
Ten and two.
427
00:20:34,530 --> 00:20:38,238
- Whoo!
- Yeah!
428
00:20:38,305 --> 00:20:40,475
♪ Well, get along ♪
429
00:20:40,542 --> 00:20:43,110
♪ Sweet little woman get along ♪
430
00:20:48,525 --> 00:20:50,952
Ooh! Hit me.
431
00:20:54,177 --> 00:20:57,382
- That B12's got a kick.
- Yeah, sneaks up on you.
432
00:20:59,053 --> 00:21:01,491
It's Mia.
She wants to know if I'm up.
433
00:21:01,558 --> 00:21:04,898
- Ugh, I hate being grounded.
- Hey, I blocked you once.
434
00:21:04,965 --> 00:21:07,536
Go to Mia's.
I'll cover for you.
435
00:21:07,603 --> 00:21:09,440
Thanks, Dad.
436
00:21:09,507 --> 00:21:11,705
You rock!
437
00:21:12,279 --> 00:21:13,729
Okay, you're up!
438
00:21:19,493 --> 00:21:21,391
Slump over a little bit more.
439
00:21:23,501 --> 00:21:26,838
Aww, my sweet boys.
440
00:21:33,942 --> 00:21:36,907
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