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♪ Look up there ♪
♪ What do you see?
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♪ Nature and stuff ♪
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♪ Like a rock ♪
♪ And a tree
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♪ Oh, the Great North ♪
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♪ Way up here,you can breathe the air ♪
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♪ Catch some fish ♪
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♪ Or gaze at a bear ♪
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♪ Wow ♪
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♪ Oh, the Great North ♪
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♪ Here we live, oh, oh ♪
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♪ Here we'll stay, oh, whoo ♪
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♪ From longest night
to longest day ♪
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♪ In the Great North. ♪
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Alanis, it's official.
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In tminus three days,
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I'm catching the bouquet.
For fun.
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It's a wait and see
on marriage right now.
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Oh, that's right,
the big wedding.
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The biggest wedding.
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Wolf and Honeybee?
Everyone's excited.
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Dad even invited Dell
as a "platonic frienddate"
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and I saw him awith ChapStick.
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Isn't it "platonic"?
Get it? 'Cause it won't be.
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Oh, yeah. It seems like
he might be thinking about
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doing a closeproximity smile
or some
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mwah, mwah, mwah, mwah, mwah
smooching.
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You know, my big romance
with you know wholier
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started with a closeproximity
smile. (chuckles)
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I was eating tiny meatballs
at craft services on set
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when this weirdo
tapped me on the shoulder
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with a Woodchuck puppet.
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Alanis, I would love to talk
about him again,
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but I'm kind of needed
at the boat for wedding prep.
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So, let's, uh,
let's put a pin in it.
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I used to put a pin
in his Full House
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and then he crashed his car.
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HONEYBEE:
Okay, final checklist listcheck for Honeybee Shaw's
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Titanic themed wedding,
setting sail this Saturday.
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I love Titanic
because it features
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the sexiest actress alive:
Kathy Bates.
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Ooh, her performance in Misery?
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She hobbled her way
right into my heart.
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Okay. Ready to check, Beef?
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Aye, aye, Captain Bee. Moon?
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Is the Brain Billy Zane
axe booth ready?
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(grunts)
Does that answer your question?
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(chuckles) Check, but don't
use up all of our Zanes.
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Ham, how's
the cakeplanning coming?
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Well, it's getting deliciously
dangerous over here.
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There's three layers but only
one fondant rescue boat.
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Hope nothing goes
horribly wrong.
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Cake, check. Judybee?
What's your status?
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May I present the largest
and most elegant chip and dip
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in the world,
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James Cameron's Snacktanic.
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Meant to hold ten varieties
of salty savories,
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with four different hummuses
in her smoke stacks.
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Loose lips sink chips.
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Ah! I can't wait for my family
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to see all of this
when they get here.
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Just asking again,
everybody's sure about
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having a wedding themed
around a major disaster?
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We could base it
on a more cheerful boat movie
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like Captain Ron,
or Hope Floats?
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I'm not worried at all.
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This isn't a transatlantic
voyage, it's a wedding.
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- And it's gonna be perfect.
- (phone vibrating)
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Oh, excuse me a moment.
Yes, this is Ms. Shaw.
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So you're saying James Cameron
politely declines my invitation?
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Oh, not politely?
Understandable.
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I'm just trying to find someone
from the movie
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to show up as a surprise
for my fiancé.
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Do you have Mr. DiCaprio's
cell by cha Oh, she's gone.
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(whispers):
Psst. Judy.
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Oh, hey. It's W...
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...oman issues. Ouchie. Ah.
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Uh, I have to leave now because
I have those woman issues
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that I was just talking
about and, frankly,
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it's totally natural
and I love it, so...
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(sighs) I love when Judy
gets real with us.
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- Did they suspect anything?
- Nope.
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I exited very smoothly with
a perfect lie about my vagina.
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Smart. I do the same thing,
only lying about my butt.
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It's why everyone thinks
I have chronic diarrhea.
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(chuckles): Joke's on them.
I only have frequent diarrhea.
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Good to know.
Now what's going on?
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This is what's going on.
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Oh, a late RSVP to the wedding
and it's a maybe.
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So someone isn't sure if
they're coming to the wedding
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no big deal
and it's from Kathleen Tobin?
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Oh, my God! Mom? What?
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- What?!
- "What" is right.
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AAnd also, no frickin' way.
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- AAnd what?
- Oh, and she checked
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that she wants the steak,
fish and vegan entrees?
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(scoffs)
Is that even allowed?
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No, it is very much not allowed.
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Oh, I mean, I guess
in a weird way, in my mind,
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I've always pictured Mom
at my wedding, but in reality,
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- I think it would
be very, very bad. - Ugh, it is.
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Mom's a wrecking ball.
Especially at big events.
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She can't stand it
if it's not about her.
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Remember at my iceskating
competition
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when Mom farted
into the microphone
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because they wouldn't
give her a trophy?
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Oh, this is all my fault.
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I must've accidentally
included her address
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on the invite spreadsheet.
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I thought I was amazing
at mail merge macros,
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but it turns out, I am not
amazing at mail merge macros.
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I'm headed to the supermarket.
You cuties need anything?
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Not now, Londra!
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- Okay.
- This is not your fault, Wolf.
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You're right.
It's Mom's fault for being
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the frongdong
frog dong's worst.
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Just when things
were getting back to normal
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and we're about to add
a beautiful cup of honey
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to our Tobin tea,
Mom has to come back
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and fart up the room again?
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Frickin' nards. Nards so hard.
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And Honeybee's family is coming.
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(gasps) They're probably
perfect like her.
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- What are we gonna do?
- Honeybee can't find out.
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Uh, the last thing I want
is her worrying about this
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on our wedding day.
We can't tell Dad.
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He's come so far since Mom left.
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Also, Ham and Moon
might not be able to take
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the emotional turmoil
of seeing our craptastic mom
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after all this time.
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It's official:
we cannot tell anyone
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Mom is maybe coming
to the wedding!
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- What?
- Mom's coming to the wedding?
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One Flew Over
the Poo Poo's Nest.
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We are so bad at secrets.
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Okay, gang,
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thanks for meeting me
in the panic room
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so Dad wouldn't find us. Judy?
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Okay, we need to figure out if
Mom's actually coming
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because all of our careful
wedding planning is at risk.
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(exhales)
All right, pull up Mom's blog.
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(gasps) That's a picture
of Mom's wedding dress.
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- Why does it say "MBA" on it?
- "Male Body Admirer."
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It's in pretty good shape
considering it's edible.
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Oh, man.
And she laid it out on a bed.
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That's what women in movies
do with outfits
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they're gonna wear
for big events.
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Oh, look, a "contact us" number.
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- (line beeps)
- And it's disconnected.
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Okay, so she must have
a new burner phone.
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Oh, my God, and there's no way
to get ahold of her.
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Oh, God, I'm freaking out.
Oh, she's gonna ruin my wedding.
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I'm not gonna get married.
(shrieks)
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Wolf, this doesn't mean
she'll show up, okay?
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You know what she's like.
She's a flake.
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She would've missed my birth
if it was medically possible.
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Let's just sign your phone up
to get blog updates
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so we can track
her movements, eh?
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You're right, yeah,
you're right.
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The next blog update will
probably be her at Hersheypark
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pretending to take a dump
in the chocolate fountain.
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Uhhuh. And in the meantime,
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let me just add,
we do not talk about this.
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Because if Dad finds out,
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he'll explode and melt down
at the same time.
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And it's gonna be like...
(imitates explosion)
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(babbling)
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And his eye will start doing
that tight twitchy thing.
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(all shout) Hey!
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Oh, there you kids are.
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Hey, uh, Dad. Uh, yyeah.
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We were just, uh,
reading the whole Internet
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in the panic room as a family,
but, uh, we're all finished.
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Wow, that is impressive.
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It seems like every day
there's a new AltaVista page.
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Anyways, I'm working
on my wedding outfit.
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I sewed a collar onto this
novelty tuxedo Tshirt.
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Can you tell
it's not a real tuxedo?
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I can't. Oh, if I wasn't already
marrying Honeybee, I'd propose.
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Okay, so your name
is Victor Garber,
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but you are not the
actor Victor Garber
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from the movie Titanic.
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Oh, you're in second grade?
Okay.
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No, I agree, math is hard.
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Yeah, I like trains.
Okay, I'm gonna go now, Victor.
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Mmhmm, I love you, too.
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ALYSON:
You know, Billy Zane
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gave me mouthtomouth once
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when I choked on a dried apricot
at a jazz festival.
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- Uh...
- Judy, that story at least deserved a "Wow."
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What's bugging you?
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I think my mom
is coming to town,
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which is terrible,
for so many reasons.
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Most especially
that she'll ruin Wolf's wedding.
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What I really wish
is that there was a way
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we could just move
the whole town.
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But it's like, I don't know,
do you think
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people would be up for that?
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Or you could just have
a shadow wedding.
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Is that where two shadows
get married?
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(gasps)
I love it, it's gorgeous.
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Ugh, and then
I'm thinking about it,
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I'm just not sure
how it would help.
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Oh, Judy.
So much to learn from me.
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A shadow wedding,
or really any shadow event,
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takes place at the same time
as the actual event,
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but, key difference,
it's for all the people
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you don't want
at the actual event.
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Hmm. Go on.
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I will. I myself have
been shadowed
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on multiple occasions,
and it's very effective.
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I honestly don't know if I've
ever met the real version
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of my tenyearold nephew
Jandon.
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Well, if it would protect
Wolf's wedding,
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it's definitely
worth considering.
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Oh, Judy, everything's
worth considering.
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Even that grown man
with bare feet riding
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- the children's carousel.
- (soft music playing)
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He's a pass for me right now,
but who knows about the future?
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And that's a shadow wedding.
Any questions?
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Sounds insane. I'm in.
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Hey, we're gonna have to work
overtime to protect Dad
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and my queenbeetobe from Mom.
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Luckily, Honeybee's been so busy
with wedding stuff,
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she hasn't suspected
anything weird yet.
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And that's how we'll keep it.
But under no circumstances
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can Dad find out that Mom
is probably on her way here
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to ruin the wedding
and stomp all over his heart.
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- What?
- Not again.
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- Sisterhoodof the Traveling Turds. - Kathleen.
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(Beef moaning)
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It's the silence between the
moans that's most distressing.
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Hello, children.
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I was just taking a nap,
but I am fine now.
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I've pushed all the other naps
I want to take deep down
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so they won't ruin
Wolf's upcoming wedding.
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Great, because the wedding train
is leaving in 48 hours,
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and I need my dad on my caboose.
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- Choo choo, son.
- (phone vibrates)
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- Oh, no. No, no, no.
- Oh, no. What?
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There's a new post
to Mom's blog.
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Oh, God. Mom's on a flight.
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And she's already
three planearitas deep.
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Do you feel that, children?
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The way the wind
has stilled in the pines,
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and the caribou no longer utters
its lonely howl?
246
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She is set upon us.
247
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Okay. I was wondering
what was up
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with the wind
stilling in the pines.
249
00:08:56,138 --> 00:08:57,778
I was looking
for the actress Kathy Bates.
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00:08:57,841 --> 00:09:00,681
But you're a drag queen insult
comic named Kathy Berates?
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00:09:00,747 --> 00:09:02,551
Hmm. I mean, it's not a no.
252
00:09:02,618 --> 00:09:03,787
Hold on, I got to take this.
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00:09:03,853 --> 00:09:05,557
Hello? Oh, my gosh.
(gasps)
254
00:09:05,624 --> 00:09:08,262
You sound exactly
how you sounded in the movie.
255
00:09:08,329 --> 00:09:09,699
And you can actually come?
256
00:09:09,765 --> 00:09:10,968
Oh, I feel so powerful.
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00:09:11,034 --> 00:09:13,238
This must be
how the iceberg felt.
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JUDY:
Okay, shadow wedding.
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We need three things: location,
actors and decorations.
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And guess what?
I know where we can go for each.
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Dad, your involvement
is not to be involved at all.
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The last thing we need
is you seeing Mom
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at the shadow wedding
and falling under her spell.
264
00:09:26,264 --> 00:09:28,345
But there is a task that's
perfect for you to take on.
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You can give Honeybee's family
a tour of Lone Moose's hot spots
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and keep them distracted
while we do this.
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Be our man on the outside.
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Honeybee is picking them up
at the airport as we speak.
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I'm on it. I could take them
to the bowling alley
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and show them your
greatgrandmother's trophies.
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Then I could take them
to our backyard,
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and show them her grave.
273
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And we could stop
for a nice lunch in between.
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Okay, hands in the middle,
everyone.
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On three, everyone say,
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"Do a shadow wedding, trick Mom,
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"save Honeybee
and Wolf's marriage,
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and everyone lives
happily ever after."
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- One, two, three.
- ALL: Do a shadow wedding.
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00:09:56,726 --> 00:09:59,330
- Trick Mom. Save Honeybee
and Wolf's marriage. - BEEF: Kathleen.
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00:09:59,397 --> 00:10:01,936
- And everyone lives
happily ever after. - (overlapping chatter)
282
00:10:02,003 --> 00:10:04,340
- ...happily ever after.
- Perfect.
283
00:10:04,407 --> 00:10:06,879
Tobins, this is the Shaws.
284
00:10:06,946 --> 00:10:09,752
(overlapping greetings)
285
00:10:09,819 --> 00:10:12,591
- A hug for you.
- Louis Shaw, pleased to meet you.
286
00:10:12,658 --> 00:10:14,070
Well, I'm gonna go
spend some me time
287
00:10:14,094 --> 00:10:15,864
finishing up the wedding prep.
288
00:10:15,931 --> 00:10:17,768
- Have fun, guys.
- Enjoy your she time.
289
00:10:17,835 --> 00:10:20,072
And the four of us have to go
do something very normal
290
00:10:20,139 --> 00:10:21,685
and nobody should be
concerned about it.
291
00:10:21,709 --> 00:10:23,288
(chuckles)
Why would they? That's boring.
292
00:10:23,312 --> 00:10:24,380
Okay, byebye.
293
00:10:24,447 --> 00:10:26,051
Welp, that just leaves us, then.
294
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Today I'm gonna take you
on a guided tour
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of Lone Moose's
finest attractions.
296
00:10:30,794 --> 00:10:32,931
The van is all warmed up
and I made you each
297
00:10:32,998 --> 00:10:35,035
a personal thermos
of hot chocolate.
298
00:10:35,102 --> 00:10:36,939
- Thank you, Keith.
- Uh, it's, uh, Beef.
299
00:10:37,006 --> 00:10:38,810
No, that's not a name.
300
00:10:38,877 --> 00:10:41,148
You know, Beef, as owners
of a curtain shop ourselves,
301
00:10:41,214 --> 00:10:43,352
I'd love to see an Alaskan
window covering store.
302
00:10:43,418 --> 00:10:46,659
- If you have one.
- Oh, sure, we could stop by Count Drapeula.
303
00:10:46,726 --> 00:10:48,295
Now everyone buckle up.
304
00:10:48,362 --> 00:10:51,101
I always drive safely,
but if I see any gorgeous
305
00:10:51,168 --> 00:10:53,907
natural scenery,
I may gently tap the brakes
306
00:10:53,973 --> 00:10:56,244
so that we can partake.
307
00:10:56,311 --> 00:10:59,117
♪ Take a look around,
look at all this stuff ♪
308
00:10:59,184 --> 00:11:01,956
♪ Stuff that you can look at,
go on and look at it ♪
309
00:11:02,023 --> 00:11:03,660
♪ Here's another thing ♪
310
00:11:03,726 --> 00:11:06,064
♪ A thing that you can see,
oh, look ♪
311
00:11:06,131 --> 00:11:08,770
♪ At us looking,
looking at the stuff ♪
312
00:11:08,837 --> 00:11:11,943
♪ So look around and ♪
313
00:11:12,009 --> 00:11:16,819
♪ See what's here and look at ♪
314
00:11:16,886 --> 00:11:18,488
♪ This thing and see ♪
315
00:11:18,556 --> 00:11:22,263
♪ What's here and, oh, look,now we're done. ♪
316
00:11:22,330 --> 00:11:24,735
Welp, the Shaws were riveted
by the tour.
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00:11:24,802 --> 00:11:27,406
And I learned that
the inventor of the curtain rod
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00:11:27,473 --> 00:11:29,612
was coincidentally named Rod.
319
00:11:29,678 --> 00:11:31,582
- He was also a murderer.
- Aw, what fun.
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00:11:31,649 --> 00:11:34,420
Now let's go over the shadow
wedding plan one last time.
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00:11:34,487 --> 00:11:36,057
We'll park the Mighty Kathleen
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00:11:36,124 --> 00:11:38,930
and the newly decorated shadow
wedding boat on opposite ends
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00:11:38,997 --> 00:11:40,877
of the dock, where they aren't
visible to each other.
324
00:11:40,901 --> 00:11:43,238
- When Mom arrives...
- HAM: My true love
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00:11:43,305 --> 00:11:45,305
and the most handsome teen
in Lone Moose, Crispin
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00:11:45,342 --> 00:11:47,814
love you, Big C
will be there to head her off
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00:11:47,881 --> 00:11:49,628
with three complimentary
glasses of champagne.
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00:11:49,652 --> 00:11:51,021
JUDY:
Which will instantly
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00:11:51,087 --> 00:11:52,557
send her to the "party zone,"
330
00:11:52,624 --> 00:11:55,597
where she is, you know,
less apt to question anything.
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00:11:55,664 --> 00:11:58,603
HAM:Crispin will then golfcart her to the shadow wedding boat.
332
00:11:58,670 --> 00:12:00,448
MOON:Where we'll be waiting along with the shadow guests
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00:12:00,472 --> 00:12:02,744
and wedding party
played by Judy's improv troupe.
334
00:12:02,811 --> 00:12:04,247
WOLF:
I'll escort Mom to her seat
335
00:12:04,314 --> 00:12:05,917
in the front row
and await my bride,
336
00:12:05,984 --> 00:12:07,854
who is being played by Zoya.
337
00:12:07,921 --> 00:12:09,357
Hello. We make wedding now?
338
00:12:09,424 --> 00:12:11,361
JUDY:
From there, the wedding begins.
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00:12:11,428 --> 00:12:12,998
And it goes perfectly.
340
00:12:13,065 --> 00:12:14,635
MOON:Then we all make our exit to head
341
00:12:14,702 --> 00:12:16,772
to the real wedding
as the boat sets sail with Mom,
342
00:12:16,839 --> 00:12:18,609
Zoya and all
the shadow guests aboard
343
00:12:18,676 --> 00:12:20,880
for the quote,
unquote "reception."
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00:12:20,947 --> 00:12:22,617
Bon voyage, B words!
345
00:12:22,684 --> 00:12:24,888
HAM:And once the shadow wedding boat is on the water,
346
00:12:24,955 --> 00:12:26,726
if Mom asks anyone
where her family went,
347
00:12:26,792 --> 00:12:29,732
they know to say, "They wenta
thatta way," while gesturing
348
00:12:29,798 --> 00:12:32,513
- with their thumbs likein the Three Stoogies. - JUDY: At the end of the night,
349
00:12:32,537 --> 00:12:35,275
when we've pulled it all off,
we'll have a happy Honeybee,
350
00:12:35,342 --> 00:12:37,514
a bamboozled Mom
and two perfect weddings.
351
00:12:37,581 --> 00:12:39,551
Any questions? No? Okay, great.
352
00:12:39,618 --> 00:12:41,938
I grabbed this wedding dress
from the drama wardrobe closet
353
00:12:41,989 --> 00:12:44,394
at school from when we did
M. Butterfly. Wolf?
354
00:12:44,460 --> 00:12:46,799
Could you snowmachine
this over to Zoya's house?
355
00:12:46,866 --> 00:12:48,536
Oh, man.
356
00:12:48,603 --> 00:12:49,938
(sighs)
What are we doing?
357
00:12:50,005 --> 00:12:52,611
Looking at this perfect
costume wedding dress
358
00:12:52,677 --> 00:12:54,147
that isn't for my actual bride
359
00:12:54,213 --> 00:12:55,583
makes me realize
that even though
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00:12:55,650 --> 00:12:58,121
Mom's not here, she's still
got us running around
361
00:12:58,188 --> 00:13:00,392
like a bunch of chickens
with our butts cut off.
362
00:13:00,459 --> 00:13:02,063
I don't want to start
my marriage off
363
00:13:02,129 --> 00:13:04,267
with a bunch
of bingbong lies to my wife.
364
00:13:04,333 --> 00:13:06,171
I need to tell her
that Mom said yes
365
00:13:06,237 --> 00:13:07,908
and we're doing
the shadow wedding.
366
00:13:07,974 --> 00:13:10,112
We got to come clean
to the Shaws that I'm going
367
00:13:10,179 --> 00:13:11,882
to be marrying two women
in one day
368
00:13:11,949 --> 00:13:14,588
because we're basically
a band of nogood grifters
369
00:13:14,655 --> 00:13:16,792
with a terrible family secret!
370
00:13:16,859 --> 00:13:17,794
- What?!
- Oh, no.
371
00:13:17,861 --> 00:13:18,963
- Oh, boy.
- Keith!
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00:13:19,030 --> 00:13:21,401
Oh, good, now they already know.
373
00:13:25,442 --> 00:13:27,547
And then Mom pantsed
the sheriff when she couldn't
374
00:13:27,614 --> 00:13:29,083
calm down at my science fair.
375
00:13:29,150 --> 00:13:30,854
(chuckles)
And then she took his gun.
376
00:13:30,920 --> 00:13:32,423
I had to give my ribbon back.
377
00:13:32,490 --> 00:13:34,160
Oh, no! Not your ribbon!
378
00:13:34,227 --> 00:13:36,231
God herself couldn't
take my ribbon.
379
00:13:36,297 --> 00:13:38,235
So, in summation,
Mom's the frickin' worst
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00:13:38,301 --> 00:13:40,105
and will ruin our wedding
if she shows
381
00:13:40,172 --> 00:13:41,575
and, so, yeah,
that's why we planned
382
00:13:41,642 --> 00:13:43,211
this whole shadow wedding thing.
383
00:13:43,278 --> 00:13:45,082
Okay, I agree your mom is bad.
384
00:13:45,149 --> 00:13:46,752
But, Wolf, honey,
you can't throw a big,
385
00:13:46,819 --> 00:13:48,255
elaborate shadow wedding
386
00:13:48,321 --> 00:13:50,001
- just because she might show up.
- It's just that,
387
00:13:50,025 --> 00:13:52,396
I'm not saying we were
a disaster before you showed up,
388
00:13:52,463 --> 00:13:54,133
but we kind of had,
I don't know,
389
00:13:54,200 --> 00:13:55,670
low family selfesteem.
390
00:13:55,737 --> 00:13:58,543
So you coming into our lives,
you make everything great,
391
00:13:58,609 --> 00:14:01,080
and I guess we all just got
a little scared of, well,
392
00:14:01,147 --> 00:14:02,349
losing you. I just wanted
393
00:14:02,416 --> 00:14:04,353
I mean, we all just wanted
to make sure
394
00:14:04,420 --> 00:14:06,467
it was the perfect night for
you and your perfect family.
395
00:14:06,491 --> 00:14:08,963
(scoffs) You think
we're a perfect family?
396
00:14:09,030 --> 00:14:11,267
Of course.
I mean, look at you guys.
397
00:14:11,334 --> 00:14:14,207
Look at your slacks
you all have nice slacks.
398
00:14:14,273 --> 00:14:16,311
Oh, we are far from perfect.
Isn't that right?
399
00:14:16,377 --> 00:14:18,415
Louis, you know exactly
what I'm talking about.
400
00:14:18,481 --> 00:14:21,321
I farted on the couch one time
about 17 years ago.
401
00:14:21,387 --> 00:14:23,158
And these two never let me
forget it.
402
00:14:23,225 --> 00:14:24,995
We had eaten some egg salad.
403
00:14:25,062 --> 00:14:26,565
I called the fire department.
404
00:14:26,632 --> 00:14:28,836
I thought there was an
electrical fire in the walls.
405
00:14:28,903 --> 00:14:30,223
We tried to reupholster
the couch,
406
00:14:30,272 --> 00:14:31,909
but it had gotten
into the bones.
407
00:14:31,976 --> 00:14:34,280
Oh, Wolf, just because
we own an amazing business
408
00:14:34,347 --> 00:14:36,217
and dress well,
we're still not perfect.
409
00:14:36,284 --> 00:14:38,522
No one is. We've got some
truly unique people
410
00:14:38,589 --> 00:14:39,958
in our family, too.
411
00:14:40,025 --> 00:14:41,427
My cousin Brenda, for instance.
412
00:14:41,494 --> 00:14:44,267
She swears wholeheartedly
that she's the Zodiac Killer.
413
00:14:44,333 --> 00:14:46,639
The timeline doesn't work,
but she insists.
414
00:14:46,705 --> 00:14:49,410
And sometimes I'll use a breath
mint instead of deodorant.
415
00:14:49,477 --> 00:14:52,016
I just suck on it for a second,
then stick it to my pit.
416
00:14:52,082 --> 00:14:53,819
- Jerry!
- I know!
417
00:14:53,886 --> 00:14:55,455
- Jerry.
- I know.
418
00:14:55,523 --> 00:14:57,459
See, babe,
no one's judging you but you.
419
00:14:57,527 --> 00:14:59,297
Actually,
now that I think about it,
420
00:14:59,363 --> 00:15:00,767
this thing
with your mom is great.
421
00:15:00,833 --> 00:15:02,637
I mean, we're havinga Titanic
themed wedding,
422
00:15:02,704 --> 00:15:05,510
and your mom is our iceberg.
And if she tries to ruin
423
00:15:05,576 --> 00:15:08,181
our wedding and we get married
and we stay married anyway,
424
00:15:08,248 --> 00:15:09,661
then we're
the Unsinkable Molly Brown.
425
00:15:09,685 --> 00:15:12,156
It's proof that we can
survive anything together.
426
00:15:12,222 --> 00:15:14,160
We'll be even stronger
than Jack and Rose,
427
00:15:14,226 --> 00:15:16,532
because Jack voluntarily
drowned near a door.
428
00:15:16,598 --> 00:15:19,036
All right, I'll tell everyone
that the shadow wedding's off.
429
00:15:19,103 --> 00:15:20,940
Let the storm come.
430
00:15:21,007 --> 00:15:22,544
Blow, winds, blow!
431
00:15:22,610 --> 00:15:24,246
Crack your cheeks.
432
00:15:24,313 --> 00:15:25,873
Sorry, I just played
King Lear recently,
433
00:15:25,917 --> 00:15:28,388
and the character
hasn't left me.
434
00:15:36,505 --> 00:15:39,878
♪ ♪
435
00:15:40,747 --> 00:15:43,351
Huh, kind of thought
Mom would be here by now.
436
00:15:43,418 --> 00:15:45,131
I'm sure she's just
waiting in her car so she can
437
00:15:45,155 --> 00:15:47,359
make a late entrance
and draw attention to herself.
438
00:15:47,426 --> 00:15:50,465
She's no doubt tucking
her own skirt into her underwear
439
00:15:50,533 --> 00:15:53,506
for a classic
Kathleen cheek peek.
440
00:15:53,572 --> 00:15:57,079
Okay, welp, let's go get
our Wolf married.
441
00:15:57,146 --> 00:15:58,783
(harmonizing)
442
00:15:58,849 --> 00:16:01,822
♪ Wolf was chatting onthe computer late one night ♪
443
00:16:01,889 --> 00:16:05,462
♪ When his eyes behelda beautiful sight ♪
444
00:16:05,530 --> 00:16:08,334
♪ And his love for a Beedid begin to rise ♪
445
00:16:08,401 --> 00:16:10,673
♪ And suddenly to his surprise ♪
446
00:16:10,740 --> 00:16:12,176
♪ She loved him back ♪
447
00:16:12,242 --> 00:16:13,546
♪ It was a marriage match... ♪
448
00:16:13,612 --> 00:16:16,417
(sobbing):
Frickin' beautiful Honeybee!
449
00:16:16,484 --> 00:16:18,556
(choir vocalizing)
450
00:16:18,622 --> 00:16:20,726
Frickin' beautiful door!
451
00:16:20,793 --> 00:16:23,064
Friends and family,
we are gathered here today
452
00:16:23,131 --> 00:16:24,668
in the year 1912 on this,
453
00:16:24,734 --> 00:16:27,239
the unsinkable ship,
to celebrate the love
454
00:16:27,306 --> 00:16:28,976
of Wolf
"King of the World" Tobin
455
00:16:29,043 --> 00:16:30,680
and Honeybee
"Spit Like a Man" Shaw.
456
00:16:30,746 --> 00:16:33,652
Just like the constrictor knot,
which can be impossible
457
00:16:33,719 --> 00:16:35,823
to untie once it is tightened,
and only grows
458
00:16:35,890 --> 00:16:39,698
tighter when pulled,
so shall your love grow tighter.
459
00:16:39,764 --> 00:16:42,537
Oh. Now that man can tie a knot.
460
00:16:42,604 --> 00:16:43,939
Ay, chihuahua.
461
00:16:44,006 --> 00:16:45,275
And that is exactly why
462
00:16:45,342 --> 00:16:47,012
blind brackets come
in packs of two,
463
00:16:47,079 --> 00:16:49,985
to support each other, because
it takes two to make it work.
464
00:16:50,051 --> 00:16:51,454
Just like in marriage.
465
00:16:51,522 --> 00:16:53,602
If I would've known she was
gonna talk about brackets,
466
00:16:53,626 --> 00:16:56,364
(sniffling) I would've brought
extra tissues.
467
00:16:56,430 --> 00:16:58,836
True love straight ahead!
468
00:16:58,903 --> 00:17:01,073
♪ ♪
469
00:17:01,909 --> 00:17:04,648
And now Wolf and Honeybee
will exchange their vows...
470
00:17:04,714 --> 00:17:06,885
in the form of some
of their favorite movie quotes.
471
00:17:06,952 --> 00:17:10,492
Honeybee, commenting in that
online famous movie quotes
472
00:17:10,560 --> 00:17:13,131
message board was the best thing
that ever happened to me.
473
00:17:13,197 --> 00:17:15,235
Because it brought me to you,
and now we both found
474
00:17:15,302 --> 00:17:18,609
something we love more than
quotes from movies each other.
475
00:17:18,676 --> 00:17:20,646
We're gonna need a bigger
boat... for our love
476
00:17:20,713 --> 00:17:22,182
and someday our kids.
477
00:17:22,249 --> 00:17:23,719
Because life moves pretty fast.
478
00:17:23,786 --> 00:17:25,666
If you don't stop
and get married once in a while,
479
00:17:25,690 --> 00:17:27,292
you might miss
the love of your life.
480
00:17:27,359 --> 00:17:29,363
And I will always
show you the money!
481
00:17:29,430 --> 00:17:30,876
And by "money,"
I mean "understanding."
482
00:17:30,900 --> 00:17:33,772
Standing in front of a Bee,
asking her to love him.
483
00:17:33,839 --> 00:17:35,251
(with Australian accents):
That's not a ring.
484
00:17:35,275 --> 00:17:37,145
This is a ring.
485
00:17:39,116 --> 00:17:40,051
(crying):
Tacky.
486
00:17:40,118 --> 00:17:41,588
JERRY:
At this time,
487
00:17:41,655 --> 00:17:43,993
we ask that anyone
that should object to this union
488
00:17:44,059 --> 00:17:45,863
speak now or forever
hold your...
489
00:17:45,930 --> 00:17:47,499
WOMAN:
Ah, dang, am I late?
490
00:17:47,567 --> 00:17:49,069
Did I miss the cocktail hour?
491
00:17:49,136 --> 00:17:50,305
(all gasp)
492
00:17:50,372 --> 00:17:53,545
- Here we go.
- Dear God. Kathleen ahoy.
493
00:17:57,419 --> 00:18:00,693
- (woman clears throat)
- BEEF: Oh, that's not Kathleen.
494
00:18:00,760 --> 00:18:02,029
Who the hell is that?
495
00:18:02,095 --> 00:18:03,464
Maybe this'll ring a bell.
496
00:18:03,532 --> 00:18:05,503
(mock crying)
497
00:18:05,569 --> 00:18:07,305
Oh. My. God.
498
00:18:07,372 --> 00:18:09,443
- Honeybee, you didn't.
- Oh, I did.
499
00:18:09,511 --> 00:18:11,347
I'd know that cry anywhere!
500
00:18:11,414 --> 00:18:12,950
It's the actress
who played the baby
501
00:18:13,017 --> 00:18:16,457
Billy Zane grabbed to try to get
on the rescue boats in Titanic!
502
00:18:16,525 --> 00:18:18,796
Oh, remember he ran
all over the deck saying,
503
00:18:18,862 --> 00:18:20,566
"I have a child.
I have a child."
504
00:18:20,633 --> 00:18:22,335
Oh, man,
you're my second favorite
505
00:18:22,402 --> 00:18:23,915
background character
after Irish Mommy.
506
00:18:23,939 --> 00:18:26,845
Okay, would you like a plaintive
wail or some quiet sobbing?
507
00:18:26,912 --> 00:18:28,916
Oh, quiet sobbing, please.
508
00:18:28,982 --> 00:18:31,020
(quiet sobbing)
509
00:18:31,087 --> 00:18:32,322
(laughs) Wow!
510
00:18:32,389 --> 00:18:34,226
Houston, we have a marriage.
511
00:18:34,293 --> 00:18:36,698
You may now kiss each other.
512
00:18:38,401 --> 00:18:40,973
(imitating Darth Vader):
Luke...
513
00:18:41,040 --> 00:18:43,912
I am your husband.
514
00:18:43,979 --> 00:18:46,551
(imitating Darth Vader):
Luke...
515
00:18:46,618 --> 00:18:48,522
I am your wife.
516
00:18:48,589 --> 00:18:50,593
Ladies and gentlemen,
it's my great honor
517
00:18:50,659 --> 00:18:52,764
to present to you
for the very first time,
518
00:18:52,830 --> 00:18:56,270
Mr. and Mrs. Wolf
and Honeybee ShawTobin!
519
00:18:56,337 --> 00:18:58,174
(cheering, applause)
520
00:18:58,241 --> 00:19:01,213
♪ ♪
521
00:19:04,954 --> 00:19:08,829
Come on, you two, the window's
not gonna fog itself up.
522
00:19:08,896 --> 00:19:10,298
Don't make me come in there.
523
00:19:10,365 --> 00:19:11,935
Okay, I'm coming in.
(laughs)
524
00:19:14,039 --> 00:19:16,110
I for one am glad Mom
didn't bother
525
00:19:16,177 --> 00:19:18,181
to show up for
my onceinalifetime wedding.
526
00:19:18,247 --> 00:19:19,517
It's, you know, it's good.
527
00:19:19,584 --> 00:19:21,153
Definitely, uh...
forfor the best.
528
00:19:21,220 --> 00:19:23,592
Is it weird that maybe
I feel kind of sad?
529
00:19:23,659 --> 00:19:25,094
Oh, I'm not sad.
530
00:19:25,161 --> 00:19:26,832
I just have this hollow,
lonely feeling
531
00:19:26,898 --> 00:19:28,067
in the pit of my stomach.
532
00:19:28,134 --> 00:19:29,537
Luckily, I was so young
533
00:19:29,604 --> 00:19:31,641
when Mom left
that I don't feel
534
00:19:31,708 --> 00:19:33,411
Yeah, I'm bummed.
535
00:19:33,477 --> 00:19:35,415
Yeah, me, too.
Why do we feel like this?
536
00:19:35,481 --> 00:19:37,520
Because, sure, she's messed up,
537
00:19:37,587 --> 00:19:38,889
but she's still your mom.
538
00:19:38,956 --> 00:19:41,595
Being filled with dread
that Kathleen will appear
539
00:19:41,661 --> 00:19:44,767
and then disappointment
when she doesn't is normal.
540
00:19:44,834 --> 00:19:46,838
And terrible. And normal.
541
00:19:46,905 --> 00:19:49,443
I know what you're going
through, but look around.
542
00:19:49,510 --> 00:19:51,848
Everyone that's supposed
to be here is.
543
00:19:51,915 --> 00:19:53,084
This is a good day.
544
00:19:53,150 --> 00:19:55,321
It is Kathleen
who is missing out.
545
00:19:55,388 --> 00:19:56,725
You know, Dad, you're right.
546
00:19:56,791 --> 00:19:58,662
It's better
that Mom didn't show up.
547
00:19:58,729 --> 00:20:00,431
She would have definitely
ruined today.
548
00:20:00,498 --> 00:20:02,269
She probably would have.
549
00:20:02,335 --> 00:20:03,906
But your mother wasn't all bad.
550
00:20:03,972 --> 00:20:07,412
She did give me the four things
I love most in this world.
551
00:20:07,479 --> 00:20:09,483
(gasps) Oh, do you mean
our set of limited edition
552
00:20:09,550 --> 00:20:10,853
Betty Boop ceramic plates?
553
00:20:10,920 --> 00:20:13,558
- Nah, she took those with her.
- Damn it.
554
00:20:13,625 --> 00:20:16,230
I mean the four of you kids.
555
00:20:16,297 --> 00:20:18,669
♪ ♪
556
00:20:21,440 --> 00:20:23,311
Do you trust me, Honeybee?
557
00:20:23,377 --> 00:20:24,647
I trust you.
558
00:20:24,714 --> 00:20:26,651
- Do you trust me, Wolf?
- I trust you.
559
00:20:26,718 --> 00:20:28,789
- Do you trust me, Ham?
- I trust you.
560
00:20:28,855 --> 00:20:30,993
- Do you trust me, Dad?
- I trust you.
561
00:20:31,060 --> 00:20:32,930
TOBINS:
Do you trust us, Shaws?
562
00:20:32,997 --> 00:20:34,600
SHAWS:
We trust you!
563
00:20:34,667 --> 00:20:36,146
Okay, I'm following
the rule of thirds.
564
00:20:36,170 --> 00:20:37,530
Didn't forget
to capture the depth.
565
00:20:37,573 --> 00:20:39,076
And I've got everyone's
good sides.
566
00:20:39,142 --> 00:20:41,948
Okay, this is looking good.
And timer's set! Everyone hold!
567
00:20:42,015 --> 00:20:43,518
Huh, would you look at that.
568
00:20:43,585 --> 00:20:44,954
Mom's blog just updated.
569
00:20:45,021 --> 00:20:47,459
She's drinking
at a Wetzel's Pretzels in Tulsa.
570
00:20:47,526 --> 00:20:48,762
Bad news for Tulsa.
571
00:20:48,829 --> 00:20:51,133
Move your booty,
here comes Judy.
572
00:20:51,200 --> 00:20:52,970
Okay. On three, everyone say,
573
00:20:53,037 --> 00:20:54,984
"Today turned out perfectly,
and we didn't even have to
574
00:20:55,008 --> 00:20:56,654
"do the shadow wedding,
which was a good move because
575
00:20:56,678 --> 00:20:58,023
Mom didn't even end up
showing up and..."
576
00:20:58,047 --> 00:20:59,584
(camera clicks) (gasps)
577
00:20:59,650 --> 00:21:02,422
Jandon, it's your aunt, Alyson.
This song is for you.
578
00:21:02,489 --> 00:21:05,829
♪ Jandon, I don't know youfrom a stranger on the street ♪
579
00:21:05,896 --> 00:21:09,737
♪ But I keep on hopingone day we'll meet ♪
580
00:21:09,804 --> 00:21:12,543
♪ I don't know what you're into,is it sports? ♪
581
00:21:12,610 --> 00:21:14,146
♪ Or is it trains? ♪
582
00:21:14,212 --> 00:21:15,649
♪ Do you like burritos? ♪
583
00:21:15,716 --> 00:21:17,452
♪ Or do you love chow mein? ♪
584
00:21:17,520 --> 00:21:19,056
♪ Oh, Jandon, where are you? ♪
585
00:21:19,122 --> 00:21:21,093
♪ You could be anywhere ♪
586
00:21:21,160 --> 00:21:22,696
♪ Jandon, who are you? ♪
587
00:21:22,763 --> 00:21:25,168
♪ We haven't metas far as I'm aware ♪
588
00:21:25,234 --> 00:21:27,338
♪ Guess I may never know ya ♪
589
00:21:27,405 --> 00:21:30,712
♪ But I hope you get this "bestnephew" shirt I stole ya. ♪
590
00:21:30,779 --> 00:21:32,783
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591
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592
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