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Recently, at the underground subway in New York,
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Mary passengers have been hunt
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But they are not hunt by robbers
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They are being hurt by such a costume
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Ever since Madonna wearing it after the concert
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It drove all the American crazy
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All the woman take it as a model blindly
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That's why during peak hour in the subway
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There were 36 passengers being hunt
in the crowded condition
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Four of them are quite dangerous
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The rest of them have left the hospital
after medical treatment
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And the government planned to
prohibit this costume on sale
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It has been passed today Legislative Council
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That after midnight it will be counted
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as adult time
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From tomorrow onwards, you can at midnight
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Watch adult programs
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The gov't expect that entrainment
business will have a strike
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So the treasury will have 30% less income
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Because less people go out,
therefore the no of crimes
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Will have 30% less as well
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That's all for tonight's news, good night
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Roller and then music
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Music
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Switch off the mic
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It's been told that your husband
is not so alight recently
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Do you need my help?
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Are you tempting me?
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Why not?
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Have you prepared the condom?
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Am I so dirty?
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Everyone knows that you are a playboy
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I am afraid that you got Aids
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The mic hasn't been switched off, it's on air
now
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Not yet switch off
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Daring II am joking
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Underwear! Three for ten only
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Buy more for exchange
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You don't have to be afraid of
wetting it when watching TV
I want black one
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Black is mysterious
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Taxi
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Taxi
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Do you want to eat something?
No problem
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How about Kowloon Tong?
OK
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Taxi is coming
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I am hurried back home to watch TV
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Hey hey!
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Mr Chin, take me out, OK?
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NO, I am in a hurry
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Kiss me!
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Mr Chin, pay and fuck me
NO
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please
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No way
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She's really skillful
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Damn it
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please
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No3 Cook Street, 6/F please
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Sixth floor?
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An Indian
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Mr Chin, I beg you please
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please don't ignore me Please fuck me
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I beg you Don't ask me to fuck you
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Maybe I pay you
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I don't want any money I want to be fucked
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I am afraid of you, alright come in
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Damn it The escalator is under repair
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I am on the 6/F
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Damn it
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The TV show is on now
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I have rheumatism I can't walk
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It's show time now, can you take me right there?
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I am on the 6/F
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No problem
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Sit well
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Sir, we are hurried home to watch the TV
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We are hurried home to watch the TV as well
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It's on
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It's on
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My dearfriends
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It's time for M Darling Shafer
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The name of the program doesn't matter, right?
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I know you love to see me, right?
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I won't let you down
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A man drove into a parking place
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It's all full, only one parking place was left
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But it's reserved
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Time was limited
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He removed the reserved block,
and parked the car there
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He saw a pretty woman when getting off the car
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She's waving hand to him
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She was look like Lam Ching Hae and Wong Jo Yin
Mr Chin
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Herfigure was fitter than Kung Li
Mr Chin
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The man thought he had met an affair
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He approached her
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When seeing him, the woman smiled
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She pulled down the zipper of his pants
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She took out his litter brother and smoothed it
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The man was very excited and said
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Miss, why do you love me so much?
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I love you?
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Damn it, don't park at my place any more
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There was a village
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No one had been a top successful candidate
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The superiors felt no good
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Someone suggested to send a boy
to the temple for one night
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Hope that the saint will give
him some anlightment
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They asked the boy the next day
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Have the saint come to your dream?
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Yes
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What did he said?
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I can't remember it all
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It seems like what
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All the superiors wondered what's that mean
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They discussed it over
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That the little brother of the
status was quite small
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So they rebuilt it again
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And made it even larger than a horse's penis
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But after ten more years
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No one had been a successful candidate as well
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Meanwhile, the boy had been grown up
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One day, he remembered his dream
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He told the superiors
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He said the saint told him
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No one study hard in the village
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That's why no one be the top candidate
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It's none of my damn business
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Good reaction! Tell more about the organs
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Tell thejoke of gay
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Have you heard of a story of a sleepy poet?
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He had a friend from San Francisco
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They shared the same bed
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The sleepy man fell sound sleep very quickly
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His friend, seeing a chance, started the action
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But the sleepy man was unconscious
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He told his friend the following day
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It's strange, I had a funny dream last night
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And I have written down a poem
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Tell me
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The dream is strange and the
ass hole is wide opened
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It seems like shitting,
but something seems to enter
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Really shit
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A man went to Macao to see car racing
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It was full, only standing place was available
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He had to stand behind someone
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The guy in front was very annoying!
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He always moved from one side to another side
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He was so angry
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Hey, can you stand still? I can't see it
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But the man said, Sir, I am really sorry
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For I've been a sailor for the many years
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Once I stand still
I have to move from one side to the other
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You are crazy
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Why I was not like that after
making love for so many years?
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It's time for 'Queries for sex'
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A friend wrote and asked me
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He said since last time being crowded in a MTR
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He was squeezed with a female student
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He ejected very quickly after squeezing
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He was addicted to such a habit
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He always wanted to go to MTR
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He asked me should he be counted as satyr?
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Does he need to cut off this bad habit?
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What's your opinion?
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Sir, how about yours?
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Please face the camera
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Does he need to cut off this bad habit?
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Say it out
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There are always sexual demand in MTR
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Granny, do you have any opinion?
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He doesn't need to cut off this habit
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Why?
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He only needs to cut off his 'peanut'
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Fantastic
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Uncle Jim
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Then what's bird and stick?
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Bird means the soft one
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Stick means hard one
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One is wasting the soft one
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And one is wasting the opportunity
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You
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Uncle Jim, mine is only 3, is it odd?
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It's common
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Mine is only a bit double yours
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Uncle Jim, my girlfriend needs much
I can't stand it
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Have you any ways to solve it?
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Easy, pass her to me
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I will solve it with herfor you
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Let's go!
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I'm a script writer only I can't be the MC
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Don't play me OK?
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So you've to train yourself
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Manager
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Tea for you
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Don't you know that our show
has broken a new record!
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Few advertisement companies
want you to appear in the show
To play verbal advertisement
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What? Verbal advertisement?
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No way!
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Yes way!
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No yes way
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Yes no yes way
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I'll do my way
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By the contract, I'd tell jokes only
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How can I advertise too?
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The Sales Dept is calling for help Help once OK?
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No way
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Do you want me to do it?
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Any advantage?
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The Taiwan Advertisement Co
want to promote you to Taiwan
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Consider it
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No! No! No! No consideration
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It's not advertisement It's really delicious
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May I know your name?
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He is busy, why don't you go first?
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I'll call you tonight
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Have you changed your pager no?
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Remember the number
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18,121,111,812,111
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Call before 12 You'll have special account
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It's for you
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He loves me He treats me so good
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Uncle Jim, chat at my home tonight, OK?
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OK, tonight
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I don't have my part tonight
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Club, the favourite of men
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The jokes repeat and repeat
Another 1/2 year passed
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Uncle Jim!
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Yourjokes are fantastic!
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Really?
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It's really hard to wear ancient
costumes in summer time
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Yeah, the sweat falls down like pouring
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Uncle Jim, don't fool me
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You know I will be a fool in front of the camera
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I think you will have improvement
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How's the draft of tomorrow? It's ready?
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I have already finished drafting it
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But it has been blown away by the wind
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Can't you give me a better excuse?
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Wind can only blow from outside into your house
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How come vise versa?
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I turned on the fan at home
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Uncle Jim, boss wants to see you
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What's wrong?
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I don't know, may be because
the watching point has dropped
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Do you know the nick name of tuna fish?
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What's it
Nonsense fish
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It can't be like this, Uncle Jim
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The sponsor wanted to terminate the contract
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I am talking to you
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Continue
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Ok, let's discuss about the watching point
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This is the chart of last week
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Drop
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Yesterday
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Drop again
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Today
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Drop further
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Let's look back last year's chart
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Think something new OK?
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I'll discuss it with the scriptwriter
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Why do you answer my phone?
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Who is it?
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Have you finished the draft?
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Blaming again
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I have finished it already
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It's boring! How can the audiences laugh?
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Then how?
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Let's go to eat something
I will show you the real life
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Lovely Temple Street! Can you move now?
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This is great!
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All tourists
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Appreciate it
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We love Temple Street
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Fantastic here!
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I think that it won't rain today
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Uncle Jim there are seats over there
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Temple Street is wonderful
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What do you want?
Wonton noodle
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00:15:02,034 --> 00:15:03,001
Wonton noodle
279
00:15:03,035 --> 00:15:04,024
Ox sinew and woton noodle
280
00:15:04,069 --> 00:15:05,331
Ox sinew and woton noodle
281
00:15:05,371 --> 00:15:06,963
He knows that you are useless
282
00:15:07,006 --> 00:15:09,600
Here is the night club of the lower range,
you can feel the real life
283
00:15:09,642 --> 00:15:11,132
You are off now
284
00:15:11,944 --> 00:15:15,004
I love Temple Street
We love Temple Street
285
00:15:15,047 --> 00:15:18,312
Everything's cheap Everything is so cheap
286
00:15:18,350 --> 00:15:21,410
Everything is very cheap
287
00:15:21,453 --> 00:15:25,184
Everything is good and not expensive
288
00:15:26,892 --> 00:15:33,127
Hey men there is a Temple Street in HK
289
00:15:33,165 --> 00:15:35,395
And this street is very famous
290
00:15:35,434 --> 00:15:38,870
The lyric is so cheap, really nonsense
291
00:15:38,904 --> 00:15:41,930
Maybe they like this cheap thing
292
00:15:42,207 --> 00:15:46,906
If he can be famous,
I will cut off my head for the coup
293
00:15:46,946 --> 00:15:49,414
Art can be of different types
294
00:15:49,448 --> 00:15:51,541
Nonsense can be one type of art as well
295
00:15:57,089 --> 00:15:58,249
I don't want to eat any more
296
00:15:58,290 --> 00:15:59,188
What's wrong?
297
00:15:59,224 --> 00:16:00,054
Anyone makes you angry
298
00:16:00,092 --> 00:16:02,026
I have been scolded by the boss today
299
00:16:02,094 --> 00:16:03,254
Apple polish me now
300
00:16:03,295 --> 00:16:04,785
Are you kidding? Here?
301
00:16:04,830 --> 00:16:07,355
Of course! Come on
302
00:16:07,633 --> 00:16:11,433
Come on Be quick
303
00:16:12,137 --> 00:16:14,002
Uncle Jim! Here comes Uncle Jim!
304
00:16:14,039 --> 00:16:16,234
He's my idol I admire him
305
00:16:16,275 --> 00:16:19,301
Thank you!
Let us ask him for a signature
and have a photo as well
306
00:16:26,585 --> 00:16:28,780
Take my pen
307
00:16:34,960 --> 00:16:36,791
Really touchable
308
00:16:38,263 --> 00:16:44,668
The Open Night Bazaar is more
comfortable than the disco
309
00:16:44,903 --> 00:16:51,365
Here is full of lovely music
and the singers sing well
310
00:16:51,744 --> 00:16:53,234
Cheers, light and relax
311
00:16:53,512 --> 00:16:56,879
The food of the stall can't be eaten
312
00:16:57,282 --> 00:16:59,011
Uncle Jim, don't you have to record for the show?
313
00:16:59,051 --> 00:17:01,383
I have recorded it in the afternoon
314
00:17:01,420 --> 00:17:02,751
Then means we can see it tonight!
Yeah
315
00:17:02,788 --> 00:17:04,153
Take your seat
316
00:17:07,393 --> 00:17:08,724
Ti Kun Yim?
317
00:17:08,794 --> 00:17:10,284
Pickles and chilli
318
00:17:10,329 --> 00:17:11,227
As usual
319
00:17:11,263 --> 00:17:13,561
Your show drove me crazy last night
320
00:17:13,632 --> 00:17:16,328
Really? Why are you not crazy now?
321
00:17:17,636 --> 00:17:18,898
Here is the salary of this month
322
00:17:21,807 --> 00:17:23,104
Five thousand again!
323
00:17:23,142 --> 00:17:25,133
We have said to share it half and half
324
00:17:25,177 --> 00:17:26,838
Then how much have we gained actually?
325
00:17:26,879 --> 00:17:28,904
I don't want to tell you
326
00:17:28,947 --> 00:17:30,346
I am afraid you will be overproud
327
00:17:30,382 --> 00:17:33,510
How come?
I have bought a house for you in Canada
328
00:17:33,786 --> 00:17:36,346
And a car and a servant
329
00:17:36,388 --> 00:17:38,253
And a dog as well
330
00:17:38,290 --> 00:17:39,951
I've never planned to immigrate
331
00:17:39,992 --> 00:17:41,550
Why don't you seek a wife for me?
332
00:17:41,593 --> 00:17:44,721
So, you are old fashioned!
333
00:17:45,230 --> 00:17:47,221
If not me what will you be?
334
00:17:47,266 --> 00:17:49,257
I have invested for you
335
00:17:49,301 --> 00:17:51,360
Where are the waiters?
336
00:17:52,704 --> 00:17:54,296
What are you laughing?
337
00:17:57,142 --> 00:17:59,667
A man though his penis is long enough
338
00:17:59,711 --> 00:18:02,111
Tojoin the 'Long Man Club'
339
00:18:02,147 --> 00:18:04,741
The guard didn't allow him to enter
340
00:18:04,783 --> 00:18:06,444
He asked how long is his?
341
00:18:06,485 --> 00:18:09,079
Mine is 9 inches long
342
00:18:09,221 --> 00:18:13,715
The guard said I am guarding the
entrance with 12 inches long
One, two, three, laugh
343
00:18:13,759 --> 00:18:17,286
Theirs are long enough to tie a bow
Laugh again
344
00:18:18,163 --> 00:18:20,427
My joke is really wonderful
345
00:18:21,533 --> 00:18:25,833
It depends on the one who tell thejokes
346
00:18:26,004 --> 00:18:28,131
You can try if you don't believe
347
00:18:28,207 --> 00:18:31,506
Face the camera and tell a joke,
see if anyone laugh
348
00:18:31,543 --> 00:18:34,706
No, I am not used to face the camera
349
00:18:36,048 --> 00:18:39,415
Wife, I have told him of the
immigration plan as well tonight
350
00:18:39,451 --> 00:18:42,420
What else can I tell Kwong
if he asks me next time?
351
00:18:42,454 --> 00:18:44,115
You can say you have invested for him
352
00:18:44,723 --> 00:18:47,692
You can tell him you have bought
the place for him after death
353
00:18:47,726 --> 00:18:50,752
It's so trouble, why don't
we clean the amount to him
354
00:18:50,863 --> 00:18:53,991
Is it better to have money inside your own pocket?
355
00:19:02,040 --> 00:19:04,474
It's good luck that I am still attractive
356
00:19:04,510 --> 00:19:06,637
It's you who can't
357
00:19:11,683 --> 00:19:13,048
Recharge
358
00:19:19,758 --> 00:19:22,124
Can you be quick? How long have I to wait?
359
00:19:22,161 --> 00:19:23,526
Recharge quickly
360
00:19:36,608 --> 00:19:37,973
Lottery ticket
361
00:19:38,510 --> 00:19:40,307
Am I going back to the sixties?
362
00:19:41,680 --> 00:19:42,977
Porsche?
363
00:19:45,817 --> 00:19:47,375
Lottery ticket
364
00:19:52,257 --> 00:19:53,815
Brother Kwong
365
00:19:54,393 --> 00:19:55,826
Two red beans sundae
366
00:19:55,861 --> 00:19:57,089
Two dollars and six
367
00:19:57,129 --> 00:19:58,357
So cheap?
368
00:19:58,430 --> 00:19:59,795
Yeah!
369
00:20:01,099 --> 00:20:02,157
Five dollar and seep the change
370
00:20:02,201 --> 00:20:03,395
Thank you
371
00:20:11,944 --> 00:20:15,607
Do you know I am missing you?
372
00:20:17,783 --> 00:20:19,080
Brother Kwong
373
00:20:20,586 --> 00:20:22,554
Sorry, wrong place
374
00:20:24,556 --> 00:20:28,458
Brother Kwong, my mom is in the hospital
375
00:20:28,627 --> 00:20:30,618
The doctor said she is having
cancer in her breast
376
00:20:31,396 --> 00:20:34,729
My sister got blood cancer as well
377
00:20:35,801 --> 00:20:37,792
My father has passed away last week
378
00:20:37,836 --> 00:20:39,667
It's cancer too!
379
00:20:39,771 --> 00:20:40,863
What?
380
00:20:40,906 --> 00:20:43,466
No, cancer in the thumb
381
00:20:44,409 --> 00:20:48,106
My idiot brother being sent
to a school in Lok Fu Ann
382
00:20:48,280 --> 00:20:50,373
Why are the members of yourfamily are so hard
383
00:20:50,949 --> 00:20:52,814
I have to support them all
384
00:20:53,218 --> 00:20:55,345
My life is really tough
385
00:20:55,454 --> 00:20:57,513
Much more poorer than me!
386
00:20:58,323 --> 00:21:00,917
Chu Chu, don't be sad
387
00:21:01,159 --> 00:21:04,322
I'll try my very best
388
00:21:04,363 --> 00:21:06,661
I will help you to pass it easily
389
00:21:06,898 --> 00:21:09,924
Don't cheat me
390
00:21:09,968 --> 00:21:12,994
No, how come I will cheat you
391
00:21:14,539 --> 00:21:15,767
Kwong
392
00:21:15,807 --> 00:21:17,297
Chu Chu
393
00:21:24,182 --> 00:21:27,083
No, you have to have a serious make-up
394
00:21:28,387 --> 00:21:31,356
Uncle Jim, I am in need of help
395
00:21:31,390 --> 00:21:32,721
What's the matter?
396
00:21:32,758 --> 00:21:34,851
I need a large sum of money, Uncle Jim
397
00:21:34,893 --> 00:21:37,020
Can I take back my share?
398
00:21:37,162 --> 00:21:39,130
You are being cheated by the whore again?
399
00:21:39,164 --> 00:21:40,825
Don't insult her
400
00:21:40,866 --> 00:21:42,731
That means yes
401
00:21:42,768 --> 00:21:44,702
I don't care, just give me back my share
402
00:21:44,736 --> 00:21:46,533
Kwong, listen to me
403
00:21:46,638 --> 00:21:49,630
My words are sweet right
404
00:21:49,675 --> 00:21:51,142
My words are skillful, right
405
00:21:51,176 --> 00:21:52,939
Again
406
00:21:52,978 --> 00:21:54,809
That's it
407
00:21:55,914 --> 00:21:57,211
Do you think so?
408
00:21:58,383 --> 00:21:59,372
That's it
409
00:21:59,418 --> 00:22:00,715
That's it
410
00:22:00,752 --> 00:22:03,277
Let's continue our sweet words
411
00:22:04,690 --> 00:22:07,989
Disguise to be hunt seriously
412
00:22:08,460 --> 00:22:10,189
The make-up
413
00:22:13,432 --> 00:22:14,626
Serious make up again?
414
00:22:14,666 --> 00:22:16,133
Right
415
00:22:16,468 --> 00:22:18,026
Ok
416
00:22:21,239 --> 00:22:23,469
It's good, let's get in
417
00:22:28,580 --> 00:22:31,606
Uncle Jim
Hello
418
00:22:32,951 --> 00:22:34,248
Uncle Jim, what do you want to eat?
419
00:22:34,453 --> 00:22:35,977
Beancurd and minced pork in chilli sauce
420
00:22:36,021 --> 00:22:37,420
Beancurd and minced pork in chilli sauce
421
00:22:37,622 --> 00:22:39,249
Let me introduce something to you
422
00:22:39,291 --> 00:22:41,191
What so good?
423
00:22:41,293 --> 00:22:42,726
Ourfather in heaven
424
00:22:43,528 --> 00:22:47,328
One is called interlude, it's good
Alright
425
00:22:48,166 --> 00:22:49,360
What's that?
426
00:22:49,401 --> 00:22:52,962
The restaurant have beautiful names
for those common dishes
427
00:22:53,004 --> 00:22:54,096
Hello!
428
00:22:54,139 --> 00:22:55,436
Uncle Jim
429
00:22:55,707 --> 00:22:56,833
I have a good plan
430
00:22:56,875 --> 00:22:57,637
What plan?
431
00:22:57,676 --> 00:23:00,042
We what's it?
Shrimp dumpling
432
00:23:00,078 --> 00:23:01,067
One
433
00:23:01,113 --> 00:23:02,478
I have written many jokes for you?
434
00:23:02,514 --> 00:23:03,446
So what
435
00:23:03,482 --> 00:23:05,541
Chiu Chau Damn!
436
00:23:05,584 --> 00:23:06,573
What?
437
00:23:06,618 --> 00:23:07,516
Chiu Chau dumplings
438
00:23:07,552 --> 00:23:08,917
Do you want one?
439
00:23:09,454 --> 00:23:10,443
Yeah
440
00:23:10,489 --> 00:23:12,889
All thejokes can be published into a book
441
00:23:13,892 --> 00:23:15,052
You want to publish them?
442
00:23:15,093 --> 00:23:16,685
Yeah
443
00:23:16,728 --> 00:23:18,059
What?
444
00:23:18,096 --> 00:23:20,030
Do you want it?
445
00:23:20,499 --> 00:23:21,625
Sorry
446
00:23:21,666 --> 00:23:24,226
I have ordered many dishes
447
00:23:24,770 --> 00:23:27,830
You can just give the draft to him and it's OK
448
00:23:27,873 --> 00:23:29,067
Yeah
449
00:23:29,107 --> 00:23:30,540
Uncle Jim, can the dishes be taken out?
450
00:23:30,575 --> 00:23:32,440
Of course, be quick
451
00:23:32,477 --> 00:23:33,671
Yes
452
00:23:33,712 --> 00:23:35,304
Ourfather in heaven
453
00:23:38,517 --> 00:23:40,781
I have already said that it is only a name
454
00:23:40,819 --> 00:23:42,548
Beancurd and minced pork in chilli sauce
455
00:23:45,290 --> 00:23:47,155
Beancurd
456
00:23:47,192 --> 00:23:49,524
This is quite well
457
00:23:50,195 --> 00:23:51,560
What's the next dish?
458
00:23:51,830 --> 00:23:53,354
Interlude
459
00:23:53,398 --> 00:23:54,763
Virgin?
460
00:23:59,871 --> 00:24:01,133
Siu loong bun It's the vinegar
461
00:24:01,173 --> 00:24:02,435
plus ginger
462
00:24:02,474 --> 00:24:03,600
Good
463
00:24:03,642 --> 00:24:05,735
Vinegar and ginger
464
00:24:07,712 --> 00:24:09,111
Congee or rice?
465
00:24:09,181 --> 00:24:10,443
Count the head
466
00:24:10,515 --> 00:24:11,914
Each one one bowl
467
00:24:13,985 --> 00:24:15,384
Serve your self
468
00:24:16,021 --> 00:24:18,148
Eat when it's still hot More rice
469
00:24:22,461 --> 00:24:27,091
One, two, three, four
470
00:24:27,132 --> 00:24:31,330
Seven, six, five, four
471
00:24:33,205 --> 00:24:37,574
I have do exactly forty nine times! Why not?
472
00:24:37,609 --> 00:24:39,099
What's that?
473
00:24:39,144 --> 00:24:40,702
It's a rule
474
00:24:41,012 --> 00:24:43,913
You tell the manager of the station tomorrow
475
00:24:43,949 --> 00:24:47,248
That all thejokes are written by you
476
00:24:47,486 --> 00:24:51,183
Every scriptwriter will have the royalty
477
00:24:51,389 --> 00:24:54,415
All thejokes are told by you
478
00:24:54,459 --> 00:24:57,519
The audience can be the witness
479
00:24:57,562 --> 00:24:59,359
Then what's the matter with the scriptwriter?
480
00:24:59,397 --> 00:25:01,627
Only those in front of the screen
can have such benefit
481
00:25:05,237 --> 00:25:07,705
2111, call back home
482
00:25:25,423 --> 00:25:27,618
page urgently for me
483
00:25:29,261 --> 00:25:32,059
You have record as well now
484
00:25:32,097 --> 00:25:34,031
Ask them to produce cassette as well
485
00:25:34,065 --> 00:25:38,695
2111, call back home page till he returns call
486
00:25:46,678 --> 00:25:48,839
Continue to page, damn it
487
00:25:51,850 --> 00:25:54,216
Damn it, continue to page
488
00:25:58,056 --> 00:25:59,318
please wait
489
00:25:59,357 --> 00:26:00,619
Thank you
490
00:26:02,694 --> 00:26:04,184
You are going up for the manger?
491
00:26:04,229 --> 00:26:05,628
Yeah
492
00:26:08,667 --> 00:26:11,158
Don't panic when you see the manager
493
00:26:11,202 --> 00:26:12,066
Why?
494
00:26:12,103 --> 00:26:15,004
He walks strange! I'll say instead of you
495
00:26:15,040 --> 00:26:16,064
Know it?
496
00:26:16,107 --> 00:26:17,472
As what you said
497
00:26:18,109 --> 00:26:19,576
Manager
498
00:26:21,112 --> 00:26:22,636
This is my student
499
00:26:22,681 --> 00:26:25,445
Take your seat Elsie, give us some coffee
500
00:26:36,561 --> 00:26:39,689
I want to publish my jokes into a book
501
00:26:39,764 --> 00:26:42,198
I want to sell to the right to our publisher
502
00:26:43,335 --> 00:26:44,563
What do you think?
503
00:26:44,603 --> 00:26:46,298
We can share the benefit
504
00:26:46,471 --> 00:26:47,631
Let me have a look first
505
00:26:47,672 --> 00:26:48,798
Yeah, I have taken it with me
506
00:26:48,840 --> 00:26:50,774
Yeahl have taken it
507
00:26:53,945 --> 00:26:55,242
I will see it tonight
508
00:26:59,517 --> 00:27:01,576
Let me do it, you don't know how
509
00:27:02,320 --> 00:27:03,981
About the royalty
510
00:27:04,022 --> 00:27:05,614
You think of a way to calculate it
511
00:27:07,225 --> 00:27:09,250
It's really strange!
512
00:27:09,461 --> 00:27:11,224
Not yet
513
00:27:13,865 --> 00:27:15,127
Coffee
514
00:27:15,166 --> 00:27:16,394
I don't want, thanks
515
00:27:17,702 --> 00:27:19,101
I am thirsty
516
00:27:26,911 --> 00:27:32,713
Don't make it sick!
517
00:27:33,718 --> 00:27:40,146
Always kissing
518
00:27:42,727 --> 00:27:48,859
She is like Lin Ching Hae
519
00:28:00,345 --> 00:28:02,074
The seventies?
520
00:28:03,415 --> 00:28:06,316
Chu Chu
521
00:28:12,424 --> 00:28:13,914
Chu
522
00:28:17,195 --> 00:28:18,719
May I?
523
00:28:26,604 --> 00:28:28,265
Brother Kwong
524
00:28:28,540 --> 00:28:30,440
Chu Chu
Brother Kwong
525
00:28:32,043 --> 00:28:33,476
Don't worry
526
00:28:34,579 --> 00:28:39,346
I have prepared the money to bury
your dad and care your mom
527
00:28:39,384 --> 00:28:43,286
Support your brother and send your
sister over seas for operation
528
00:28:45,857 --> 00:28:47,791
Thank you, Kuong
529
00:28:47,959 --> 00:28:51,053
But when will you have the money?
530
00:28:51,096 --> 00:28:53,496
Soon
531
00:28:56,735 --> 00:29:01,365
My idiot brother hunt the ked next door yesterday
532
00:29:01,406 --> 00:29:03,397
I have to pay for compensation
533
00:29:04,676 --> 00:29:06,109
May I?
534
00:29:07,312 --> 00:29:09,473
That's all I have, take them
535
00:29:09,514 --> 00:29:10,879
Thank you, brother Kwong
536
00:29:12,383 --> 00:29:14,112
Chu Chu
537
00:29:14,152 --> 00:29:15,881
No I will be pregnant like that
538
00:29:16,287 --> 00:29:18,187
Damn it
539
00:29:23,428 --> 00:29:25,089
Chairman Lai
540
00:29:26,030 --> 00:29:27,930
Give me some wine
541
00:29:50,054 --> 00:29:51,919
Really?
542
00:30:00,365 --> 00:30:04,426
James, I want to be an actress,
can you show me the way?
543
00:30:04,469 --> 00:30:06,198
You are so greedy of luxury
544
00:30:06,237 --> 00:30:07,932
Come and take a seat here
545
00:30:11,843 --> 00:30:13,208
Give me some wine
546
00:30:15,480 --> 00:30:17,380
So many diamonds, is it real?
547
00:30:17,415 --> 00:30:18,882
Sure
548
00:30:19,284 --> 00:30:20,808
Let me have a look
549
00:30:24,589 --> 00:30:25,851
Wine please
550
00:30:27,492 --> 00:30:28,959
Do you recognize me?
551
00:30:29,127 --> 00:30:33,154
I want tojoin the beauty contest,
norminate me, ok?
You have worm!
552
00:30:33,198 --> 00:30:35,689
Let me remove it for you
553
00:30:38,636 --> 00:30:40,069
Wine!
554
00:30:40,238 --> 00:30:41,762
He deserves dying!
555
00:30:43,074 --> 00:30:45,008
Why don't you let me in?
You'd wear suit!
556
00:30:45,043 --> 00:30:48,501
This is traditional one
It's not allowed
557
00:30:50,515 --> 00:30:54,645
please give me face
558
00:30:54,686 --> 00:30:56,654
Cheap men!
559
00:30:56,821 --> 00:30:57,810
Dog
560
00:30:57,856 --> 00:31:00,188
You'd not come here!
561
00:31:00,225 --> 00:31:03,388
Why the name of the author is you?
562
00:31:04,762 --> 00:31:06,024
Printing mistake only
563
00:31:06,064 --> 00:31:09,932
But you'd give me money
still! I'm in urgent need
564
00:31:10,368 --> 00:31:11,426
Cheat again by the whores
565
00:31:11,469 --> 00:31:14,029
Don't insult my girlfriend
I am really in need of money
566
00:31:14,072 --> 00:31:17,235
You have to ask from my wife
567
00:31:17,275 --> 00:31:21,439
You know all the money re kept by her
568
00:31:21,913 --> 00:31:24,404
What re you two doing? So annoying!
569
00:31:24,449 --> 00:31:26,713
It's good you are here,
I want to check something with you
570
00:31:26,751 --> 00:31:30,152
Check what?
Your money have been invested in Canada
571
00:31:30,188 --> 00:31:32,486
Not that I mean the royalty of the book
572
00:31:33,625 --> 00:31:35,183
It's your book?
573
00:31:35,226 --> 00:31:37,558
The jokes are told by him, that is his royalty!
574
00:31:37,595 --> 00:31:41,463
Yourjokes are written for him,
that means it is his as well
575
00:31:41,499 --> 00:31:43,558
But the jokes are all written by me
576
00:31:43,601 --> 00:31:46,161
Written by you, you think you are really a genius?
577
00:31:46,204 --> 00:31:49,640
You are rascal only!
578
00:31:49,674 --> 00:31:51,471
I think you are wrong
579
00:31:51,509 --> 00:31:53,670
Genius nowadays are all as ugly as me
580
00:31:53,711 --> 00:31:55,975
Only those on the movies are handsome
581
00:31:56,080 --> 00:31:57,445
What do you want?
582
00:31:57,482 --> 00:32:00,246
I am not afraid of you even you
have powerful back-ground
583
00:32:00,285 --> 00:32:01,343
Captain
584
00:32:01,386 --> 00:32:03,980
I'm not triad now!
Take him out, he's a liar
585
00:32:04,022 --> 00:32:05,353
Don't fool me
586
00:32:05,423 --> 00:32:07,983
You want to cheat all my money
together with your wife
587
00:32:08,259 --> 00:32:10,727
Take all the money with you after death!
588
00:32:11,362 --> 00:32:14,729
Get out, don't stand still like a penguin
589
00:32:14,766 --> 00:32:18,293
The purpose of coming here is
to acquaint more wealthy men
590
00:32:20,104 --> 00:32:21,662
Chairman Chan
591
00:32:25,009 --> 00:32:26,772
May we have some hit songs?
592
00:32:26,811 --> 00:32:28,938
Of course
593
00:32:29,147 --> 00:32:35,552
Rock and roll
594
00:32:35,586 --> 00:32:37,019
Do you still want some wine, drunkard
595
00:32:37,388 --> 00:32:39,219
Damn you
596
00:32:39,691 --> 00:32:40,988
please help
597
00:32:41,025 --> 00:32:42,583
Hold it please
598
00:32:49,834 --> 00:32:51,131
I want to see Director Lee
599
00:32:51,769 --> 00:32:53,168
Boss is waiting for you
600
00:32:54,272 --> 00:32:55,637
Boss is waiting for you
601
00:33:03,047 --> 00:33:05,174
Don't face me
602
00:33:06,985 --> 00:33:08,475
I want tojoin your station
603
00:33:08,519 --> 00:33:10,214
I have a plan to defeat the opposite station
604
00:33:14,692 --> 00:33:15,920
Welcome here!
605
00:33:16,527 --> 00:33:18,154
Can we shake the other hand?
606
00:33:20,331 --> 00:33:22,697
Uncle Jim, time's up, are you ready?
607
00:33:22,734 --> 00:33:25,168
Ok, get out
608
00:33:25,203 --> 00:33:26,693
Me
609
00:33:27,038 --> 00:33:30,132
You write it, I will get out, write it yourself
610
00:33:30,174 --> 00:33:31,971
Crazy
611
00:33:32,010 --> 00:33:33,477
Uncle Jim
612
00:33:33,911 --> 00:33:35,902
Really crazy?
613
00:33:38,383 --> 00:33:39,873
Big trouble
614
00:33:39,917 --> 00:33:41,509
Uncle Jim
615
00:33:44,889 --> 00:33:46,982
Really big trouble
616
00:33:53,364 --> 00:33:56,891
Hello, everybody
617
00:33:56,934 --> 00:34:00,495
All the audience tonight
618
00:34:00,538 --> 00:34:01,937
Are in good luck
619
00:34:01,973 --> 00:34:05,374
For I decide to tell you something
620
00:34:05,410 --> 00:34:09,244
Which I have treasured it for years
621
00:34:09,280 --> 00:34:12,738
And to share it among you - my friends
622
00:34:13,584 --> 00:34:15,381
The topic tonight
623
00:34:15,420 --> 00:34:19,516
Will be the art sex in Chinese culture
624
00:34:20,525 --> 00:34:22,425
Are you out of your mind, such topics?
625
00:34:22,460 --> 00:34:24,860
First, let's see 'Dream of the red chamber'
626
00:34:24,962 --> 00:34:27,260
It's also known as
'Encyclopedia of the Sexual Life'
627
00:34:27,298 --> 00:34:31,200
It was written there sex is full of mystery
628
00:34:31,636 --> 00:34:35,629
No matter the idea, the invention or the frontier
629
00:34:35,673 --> 00:34:38,665
It shows that sex isjust very common
630
00:34:41,112 --> 00:34:43,808
The no1 sex book of china - Kam Ping Mui
631
00:34:43,848 --> 00:34:46,180
Using different ways of description
632
00:34:46,217 --> 00:34:50,051
To exaggerated the sexual organs,
sexual behaviors and sexual impulse
633
00:34:50,088 --> 00:34:51,988
Sexual feeling and sexual appearance
634
00:34:52,023 --> 00:34:56,016
Actually it's just the deformed opinion of sex
635
00:34:57,962 --> 00:34:58,951
What are you doing?
636
00:34:58,996 --> 00:35:00,463
It's boring
637
00:35:00,665 --> 00:35:04,431
They use many adjectives
638
00:35:04,469 --> 00:35:07,404
To describe sexual behaviours
I'm so bored!
639
00:35:07,438 --> 00:35:10,532
But I think the words used by our people in HK
640
00:35:10,675 --> 00:35:17,103
The slang, like funk, suck
641
00:35:17,348 --> 00:35:19,282
They are more fitted and active
642
00:35:19,317 --> 00:35:21,251
Specially the last two words
643
00:35:21,285 --> 00:35:25,813
They are really fantastic
644
00:35:31,729 --> 00:35:32,718
Trouble
645
00:35:32,763 --> 00:35:34,162
So
646
00:35:34,365 --> 00:35:40,827
Your mother is a woman,
she has married a man named Chan
647
00:35:41,139 --> 00:35:47,544
Always quarrel for two bugs,
and scared of homeless
648
00:35:48,412 --> 00:35:54,874
You are afraid of injection
and murmured of being poor?
649
00:35:55,586 --> 00:35:59,317
You feel dizzy when have high fever
and always being cheated
650
00:35:59,357 --> 00:36:05,785
You are most frightened of getting aids
651
00:36:06,497 --> 00:36:12,925
You are really in bad luck,
say it out if you want to
652
00:36:13,704 --> 00:36:15,899
I take two hundred only
653
00:36:17,141 --> 00:36:18,438
Two hundred only
654
00:36:18,809 --> 00:36:20,470
I don't go whoring
655
00:36:21,913 --> 00:36:23,972
I have money for whoring
656
00:36:25,483 --> 00:36:28,179
If you get cold, better eat some chicken
657
00:36:28,219 --> 00:36:30,949
No matter how you behave
658
00:36:30,988 --> 00:36:34,219
I prefer ordering chicken rice
659
00:36:34,258 --> 00:36:36,920
I am not telling something
to frighten you, it's true
660
00:36:37,161 --> 00:36:43,589
All of them said that I am
No1 in fortune telling
661
00:36:46,837 --> 00:36:49,897
Thank you
662
00:36:49,941 --> 00:36:51,306
Hey man
663
00:36:52,076 --> 00:36:53,475
Do you want to appear in the TV?
664
00:36:53,511 --> 00:36:54,569
What?
665
00:36:54,612 --> 00:36:56,375
Don't be frightened, follow me
666
00:37:00,384 --> 00:37:01,817
Take your seat
667
00:37:03,154 --> 00:37:05,622
Mr Wan, I am the Executive producer
of the Happy Station
668
00:37:05,656 --> 00:37:08,750
We want to invite you to appear
in our midnight show
669
00:37:11,495 --> 00:37:17,661
You have frightened me
Don't be nervous! Are you interested then?
670
00:37:17,935 --> 00:37:23,840
That the way Ahl like it
Ok If you are interested
671
00:37:23,874 --> 00:37:25,569
You have to obey my arrangement
672
00:37:25,610 --> 00:37:27,009
I will design a new image for you
673
00:37:27,044 --> 00:37:32,107
No problem no problem
674
00:37:32,149 --> 00:37:34,049
Alrightit's deal, Mr Wan
675
00:37:34,085 --> 00:37:35,985
Ok
676
00:37:36,220 --> 00:37:38,381
That man always said I have taken his goal
677
00:37:38,456 --> 00:37:40,424
He will sure fire me this time
678
00:37:42,293 --> 00:37:44,022
Now let's design you a new image
679
00:37:50,968 --> 00:37:52,959
I will bugger you if you don't pay
680
00:37:53,604 --> 00:37:56,368
No
Stylistic
681
00:37:59,944 --> 00:38:00,933
This one is better
682
00:38:00,978 --> 00:38:01,945
That hair style is better than this one
683
00:38:01,979 --> 00:38:04,072
Do you want to be a beggar as well?
684
00:38:05,549 --> 00:38:09,110
They have spray too much gold on my body
685
00:38:09,153 --> 00:38:10,586
Really cheap
686
00:38:11,789 --> 00:38:14,257
Cheap cheap, you have to be really very cheap
687
00:38:17,228 --> 00:38:19,696
Fight between the abalone and sea cucumber
688
00:38:19,930 --> 00:38:21,454
Read it thoroughly
689
00:38:29,674 --> 00:38:31,198
I am not at home now
690
00:38:31,242 --> 00:38:33,437
please leave immediately after screaming
691
00:38:33,477 --> 00:38:36,207
Never call me again
692
00:38:40,785 --> 00:38:42,377
Go!
693
00:38:42,887 --> 00:38:44,479
Work hard
694
00:38:45,056 --> 00:38:46,990
Try your best!
695
00:38:54,799 --> 00:38:57,597
Come down!
696
00:39:01,172 --> 00:39:04,073
Why are you so happy?
697
00:39:04,108 --> 00:39:05,973
Because
698
00:39:35,506 --> 00:39:39,067
We talked about sex literature
699
00:39:39,110 --> 00:39:41,442
Our boss said it's not popular
700
00:39:41,479 --> 00:39:45,813
So we will talk about
psychiatric behaviour in sex
701
00:39:45,850 --> 00:39:49,183
The Shanghaiese like to themselves like this
702
00:39:49,320 --> 00:39:52,812
Italian like this way
703
00:39:52,857 --> 00:39:55,690
Cantonese like this
704
00:39:55,893 --> 00:39:59,192
But it's too powerless!
705
00:39:59,663 --> 00:40:02,461
Actually, our action
706
00:40:02,500 --> 00:40:08,200
Reveal our mind
707
00:40:08,339 --> 00:40:09,897
Go Up!
708
00:40:10,975 --> 00:40:12,465
Check!
709
00:40:15,513 --> 00:40:17,071
Hold it!
710
00:40:17,915 --> 00:40:19,314
Attack!
711
00:40:20,418 --> 00:40:28,917
Professor poon Kwong Tan wrote
something about sex psychology
712
00:40:35,900 --> 00:40:39,836
Welcome the Prince of Temple Street,
Mr Wan Kwong
713
00:40:45,075 --> 00:40:51,503
Snow white and the seven dwarfs,
they sleep together
714
00:40:51,682 --> 00:40:58,087
The seven dwarfs seduced Snow
White the whole night
715
00:40:58,155 --> 00:41:01,352
Tough they are only dwarfs
716
00:41:01,459 --> 00:41:04,622
They are all over-indulged in sex
717
00:41:04,795 --> 00:41:07,958
They all are ready!
718
00:41:07,998 --> 00:41:11,331
And said they all wanted to fuck tonight!
719
00:41:11,368 --> 00:41:17,705
Snow White is worried when
seeing their behaviors
720
00:41:17,741 --> 00:41:24,203
One of them wants this and
the other one wants that
721
00:41:24,515 --> 00:41:27,916
The fancy bra of Snow White has been taken off
722
00:41:27,952 --> 00:41:31,115
And then her underwear as well
723
00:41:31,155 --> 00:41:34,386
The dwarfs took out their 'weapons'
724
00:41:34,425 --> 00:41:37,826
They surround Snow White
725
00:41:39,997 --> 00:41:42,363
Good reaction Encore!
726
00:42:00,417 --> 00:42:06,845
There are three sexy women
in a hotel in Hollywood
727
00:42:07,758 --> 00:42:11,592
Theirfigures are fantastic
728
00:42:11,629 --> 00:42:14,291
We then go to bed
729
00:42:14,331 --> 00:42:18,893
Touching their breasts and their hips
730
00:42:18,936 --> 00:42:22,633
They are really fantastic
731
00:42:22,673 --> 00:42:26,336
They all want to be excited
732
00:42:26,377 --> 00:42:30,074
One of them falls to the ground
when holding my parts
733
00:42:30,114 --> 00:42:33,811
I rescue her immediately and hold her tight
734
00:42:33,851 --> 00:42:37,480
She is very talkative
735
00:42:37,521 --> 00:42:41,013
She said she is no 1
736
00:42:41,058 --> 00:42:44,585
She have oral slunt
737
00:42:45,195 --> 00:42:48,687
Miss A is coquettish, Miss B is tall
738
00:42:48,732 --> 00:42:52,429
I am only one man band
739
00:42:52,469 --> 00:42:56,166
I haven't got time to touch Miss C, neither
740
00:42:56,206 --> 00:43:00,040
She has prepared herself
741
00:43:00,277 --> 00:43:06,739
Last night I was one man band in the hotel
742
00:43:07,418 --> 00:43:09,010
Single man action
743
00:43:09,320 --> 00:43:14,587
But I am defeated now
744
00:43:31,542 --> 00:43:32,975
It's beautiful already
745
00:43:44,355 --> 00:43:48,985
I don't want to sleep
746
00:43:52,363 --> 00:43:54,558
You are so beautiful
747
00:43:56,533 --> 00:44:00,230
Ohl don't want to sleep
748
00:44:05,876 --> 00:44:07,503
Saturday night fever
749
00:44:10,547 --> 00:44:12,538
Bad boys
750
00:44:12,883 --> 00:44:14,248
Bad girls?
751
00:44:15,152 --> 00:44:16,881
Let's go to court some guys
Good
752
00:45:19,416 --> 00:45:22,010
I want to be movie star,
appoint me in your next film, ok?
753
00:45:23,987 --> 00:45:25,818
Brother Kwong
754
00:45:33,464 --> 00:45:34,988
Chu Chu
755
00:45:37,134 --> 00:45:39,159
Gone with the wind
756
00:45:39,536 --> 00:45:42,027
Chu Chu, I haven't got the amount yet
757
00:45:42,072 --> 00:45:45,098
But I will give you my salary of this month
758
00:45:45,943 --> 00:45:47,137
It's not so good
759
00:45:47,177 --> 00:45:48,701
Why not?
760
00:45:48,946 --> 00:45:50,277
Thank you
761
00:46:46,637 --> 00:46:48,935
Even if he's seriously hunt, it can be rescued
762
00:46:49,239 --> 00:46:52,106
But tell me what to do with this rubbish?
763
00:46:52,609 --> 00:46:55,806
Think of a way to save your own show
764
00:46:55,846 --> 00:46:56,870
I wonder
765
00:46:56,914 --> 00:46:59,405
Why people now like to see those cheap stuffs
766
00:46:59,449 --> 00:47:02,316
His figure is cheap, songs are cheap
767
00:47:02,352 --> 00:47:03,717
Everything so cheap
768
00:47:03,754 --> 00:47:05,312
lt' nothing but cheap
769
00:47:06,190 --> 00:47:07,953
It's the trend nowadays
770
00:47:08,058 --> 00:47:09,457
You have to be cheaper than him
771
00:47:09,493 --> 00:47:11,290
Wear and say something that's cheap
772
00:47:11,328 --> 00:47:12,693
And play cheap with the audience
773
00:47:12,729 --> 00:47:13,855
You ask me to act cheap?
774
00:47:13,897 --> 00:47:15,330
I am the pioneer
775
00:47:15,365 --> 00:47:17,833
I can't be defeated by such a cheap man
776
00:47:18,135 --> 00:47:19,727
They have a telephone research
777
00:47:19,770 --> 00:47:21,670
More people watch their show
778
00:47:21,705 --> 00:47:24,936
That's only what they announce
779
00:47:24,975 --> 00:47:27,102
They have already planned it
780
00:47:27,144 --> 00:47:28,406
They want to fool me around
781
00:47:29,213 --> 00:47:30,510
Don't you think that you are very important!
782
00:47:30,547 --> 00:47:32,742
You will be fired by the station no sooner
783
00:47:32,783 --> 00:47:34,717
And then I will leave you too
784
00:47:34,852 --> 00:47:40,017
You leave me? Who will make love with you then
785
00:47:42,993 --> 00:47:45,484
Go to hell
786
00:47:45,529 --> 00:47:47,895
Really
787
00:47:50,767 --> 00:47:52,098
No
788
00:47:52,936 --> 00:47:54,403
Yeah
789
00:47:58,041 --> 00:47:59,838
It's new
790
00:48:00,177 --> 00:48:01,804
I love it
791
00:48:15,259 --> 00:48:16,783
Uncle Jim, you are very late tonight
792
00:48:17,427 --> 00:48:18,917
You are off now?
793
00:48:19,763 --> 00:48:21,663
Take your own seat
794
00:48:27,404 --> 00:48:28,428
What do you want?
795
00:48:28,472 --> 00:48:32,670
Ti Kum Yan, pickle and pepper
796
00:48:32,943 --> 00:48:35,571
pickles are sour already, don't eat too much
797
00:48:37,381 --> 00:48:40,441
The show of the other station
last night was fantastic
798
00:48:41,518 --> 00:48:43,577
Why don't you go to die?
799
00:48:43,654 --> 00:48:45,884
Damn it
800
00:48:54,665 --> 00:49:00,035
You learn how court girls?
801
00:49:00,237 --> 00:49:05,573
Why don't you rent a car?
802
00:49:08,345 --> 00:49:10,836
My lovely audience
803
00:49:10,881 --> 00:49:13,679
Do you think I look cheap today?
804
00:49:13,717 --> 00:49:15,309
What's your opinion?
805
00:49:15,352 --> 00:49:18,150
Actually I can be so cheap
806
00:49:18,588 --> 00:49:20,988
I will not tell you any dirty jokes tonite
807
00:49:21,091 --> 00:49:23,753
I will sing you some cheap song
808
00:49:24,461 --> 00:49:28,397
There is hot stuff in the hole
809
00:49:28,598 --> 00:49:32,261
The stick turns soft
810
00:49:32,369 --> 00:49:35,361
I am married today
811
00:49:36,039 --> 00:49:42,035
Let me get to bed after going to toilet
812
00:49:42,546 --> 00:49:47,347
Let me pull down the blind
813
00:49:47,384 --> 00:49:48,578
Shut up
814
00:49:48,618 --> 00:49:49,550
Copy cat
815
00:49:49,586 --> 00:49:53,249
Sleep on the bed with a girl
816
00:49:53,290 --> 00:49:54,518
No creative!
817
00:49:55,292 --> 00:50:04,860
I am really excited
818
00:50:05,635 --> 00:50:14,202
I want to do it one more time
for it's so excited
819
00:50:14,578 --> 00:50:17,012
It's so cheap, I can't stand it myself
820
00:50:17,247 --> 00:50:18,737
Do you like it
821
00:50:18,782 --> 00:50:20,147
Encore
822
00:50:20,183 --> 00:50:24,051
Cheers, let me make love cheers
823
00:50:24,087 --> 00:50:26,920
Let us make love together, be happy
824
00:50:28,925 --> 00:50:31,257
We are perished
825
00:50:31,561 --> 00:50:33,256
Do you like it?
826
00:50:33,330 --> 00:50:34,922
One more
827
00:50:34,965 --> 00:50:38,833
I can sacrifice myself to make you happy
828
00:50:38,869 --> 00:50:45,331
What game in this world do you think is wonderful?
829
00:50:45,876 --> 00:50:50,870
What thing will make you happy?
830
00:50:50,914 --> 00:50:52,711
What so excited for a man in nude
Except for Yip Yuk Hing in nude
831
00:50:52,749 --> 00:50:59,245
The most wonderful thing is to make love
832
00:50:59,523 --> 00:51:05,951
Even it's so painful to deliver,
mom still want to do it
833
00:51:06,196 --> 00:51:12,658
Is there anyone in this world
who doesn't like make love
834
00:51:12,836 --> 00:51:19,264
You feel excited only by being so cheap
835
00:51:29,553 --> 00:51:31,316
Sir, the testimony is OK
836
00:51:31,354 --> 00:51:34,380
Just ask him to sign on it
837
00:51:35,125 --> 00:51:37,252
He has signed already, please take a look
838
00:51:37,294 --> 00:51:40,695
It's ok, don't bother me with such little thing
839
00:51:40,797 --> 00:51:42,196
Sir, let me help you
840
00:51:43,633 --> 00:51:44,895
Have a bun first
841
00:51:46,703 --> 00:51:48,193
Can he be a bit sensible?
842
00:51:48,238 --> 00:51:51,105
He doesn't need to show a nude man in his show
843
00:51:52,709 --> 00:51:54,267
Give me some veal
844
00:51:55,145 --> 00:51:58,376
You can ask his wife to tell you
something bad about him
845
00:51:59,416 --> 00:52:00,713
Dirty Jim
846
00:52:01,518 --> 00:52:02,883
Do you know I am looking for you?
847
00:52:02,919 --> 00:52:04,511
It's me who is looking for you too!
848
00:52:04,554 --> 00:52:05,452
What for?
849
00:52:05,489 --> 00:52:06,956
Then why are you looking for me?
850
00:52:07,057 --> 00:52:08,922
I want to have a TV show together with you
851
00:52:08,959 --> 00:52:10,324
What do you think?
852
00:52:14,297 --> 00:52:15,559
What are you doing?
853
00:52:15,732 --> 00:52:17,723
To answer you yes
854
00:52:19,603 --> 00:52:21,002
Good co-operation
855
00:52:21,037 --> 00:52:22,527
Good co-operation
856
00:52:25,208 --> 00:52:28,109
See what can you do now?
857
00:52:32,149 --> 00:52:34,208
My dear audience
858
00:52:34,251 --> 00:52:37,015
Thank you for your support
859
00:52:37,120 --> 00:52:38,553
Something special today
860
00:52:38,588 --> 00:52:40,920
For beside me
861
00:52:40,957 --> 00:52:45,189
I have the honour in inviting the
Queen of the Temple Street
862
00:52:45,228 --> 00:52:49,392
The Sexy Funny Cat Miss Mimi to join our show
863
00:52:49,466 --> 00:52:51,491
Mimi
864
00:53:01,111 --> 00:53:04,308
Mimi, I have heard that you and that cheap man
865
00:53:04,347 --> 00:53:06,008
You've been living together
866
00:53:06,049 --> 00:53:07,038
Any secrets to tell us?
867
00:53:07,083 --> 00:53:09,517
Yeah, we used to live together
868
00:53:09,553 --> 00:53:10,986
He's my husband
869
00:53:11,021 --> 00:53:12,921
That means my men
And my boy friend as well
870
00:53:12,956 --> 00:53:15,618
The cheap image he has in front of you
871
00:53:15,659 --> 00:53:16,591
It's fake
872
00:53:16,626 --> 00:53:19,720
I have taken some video secretly of him before
873
00:53:19,763 --> 00:53:21,424
I show you now
874
00:53:21,464 --> 00:53:24,160
Finest Home video
875
00:53:24,434 --> 00:53:26,902
I don't know why he loves to read so much?
876
00:53:26,937 --> 00:53:29,770
I really don't want to meet him
when I am gambling
877
00:53:29,806 --> 00:53:33,367
I'm cheap! I'm very cheap! Cheap! Cheap!
878
00:53:33,410 --> 00:53:36,777
He is still innocent in such an age
879
00:53:36,813 --> 00:53:38,212
I love you, duckling
880
00:53:38,315 --> 00:53:41,079
Don't take it, no
881
00:53:41,117 --> 00:53:44,450
Don't you think it's common for
him to have milk before bed?
882
00:53:44,487 --> 00:53:46,216
Actually he's abnormal
883
00:53:46,256 --> 00:53:48,656
On your knee, no resistant
884
00:53:48,692 --> 00:53:50,717
I want you to be on your knees, be quick
885
00:53:51,428 --> 00:53:54,488
He's so abnormal to love small pets than me
886
00:53:54,531 --> 00:53:56,897
Are you scared? Let me hug you
887
00:53:56,933 --> 00:53:59,834
The emotion of this cheap man is of loyalty
888
00:53:59,869 --> 00:54:01,962
Not yet? He has a big big secret
889
00:54:02,005 --> 00:54:03,029
What big secret?
890
00:54:03,073 --> 00:54:04,506
He practised singing every week
891
00:54:04,541 --> 00:54:06,202
What type of songs?
Sex song
892
00:54:06,243 --> 00:54:07,710
Can't it be on air?
893
00:54:07,744 --> 00:54:13,205
Alleluah
894
00:54:13,984 --> 00:54:19,650
Alleluah
895
00:54:19,689 --> 00:54:23,022
He's not cheap at all, he's so loyal
896
00:54:23,059 --> 00:54:24,185
What so fun to watch?
897
00:54:24,227 --> 00:54:27,162
After the commercial break, it's my turn
898
00:54:27,197 --> 00:54:29,392
To sing for you
899
00:54:29,432 --> 00:54:31,696
Bye, see you later
900
00:54:32,202 --> 00:54:35,000
I love you
901
00:54:36,506 --> 00:54:38,133
That woman is cute
902
00:54:38,174 --> 00:54:40,369
I am sexy pussy Cat
903
00:54:46,783 --> 00:54:48,148
Big pocket
904
00:54:48,184 --> 00:54:50,277
Have you seen today's newspaper?
905
00:54:51,988 --> 00:54:55,583
The watching point of Happy Station
has dropped a lot
906
00:54:56,826 --> 00:54:59,693
The happy station is beaten
down by is opposite station
907
00:55:03,199 --> 00:55:05,258
Big sale in Welcome, only two forty for one coke
908
00:55:05,302 --> 00:55:06,599
Damn
909
00:55:06,670 --> 00:55:08,262
What shall we do?
910
00:55:08,305 --> 00:55:11,741
Tell me what we can do
911
00:55:12,108 --> 00:55:15,805
We can use it to wrap the food, to set the table
912
00:55:15,845 --> 00:55:16,903
And fold it into an aeroplane
913
00:55:16,946 --> 00:55:18,072
Damn it
914
00:55:18,114 --> 00:55:20,639
Big Pocket I have some new idea for tonight
915
00:55:20,684 --> 00:55:21,810
What so new?
916
00:55:21,851 --> 00:55:23,079
Dancing
917
00:55:23,119 --> 00:55:24,279
We two
918
00:55:24,321 --> 00:55:29,452
We two will dance
919
00:55:29,926 --> 00:55:31,484
Can it be done
920
00:55:31,661 --> 00:55:33,094
No
921
00:55:33,596 --> 00:55:35,655
He asked my wife to announce my shit
922
00:55:35,699 --> 00:55:39,226
I can ask my wife to announce his secrets as well
923
00:55:43,106 --> 00:55:44,300
Big Pocket
924
00:55:44,341 --> 00:55:45,239
Objection
925
00:55:45,275 --> 00:55:46,173
Why?
926
00:55:46,209 --> 00:55:48,006
You all inviting these busy
bodies appear on the show
927
00:55:48,044 --> 00:55:49,375
What can we do then?
928
00:55:49,412 --> 00:55:50,777
That mean our brains are useless
929
00:55:50,814 --> 00:55:53,044
You are right, you are useless
930
00:55:53,083 --> 00:55:54,607
Get out immediately
931
00:55:55,118 --> 00:55:57,552
You these bull shit, damn it
932
00:56:27,684 --> 00:56:29,015
Sir
933
00:56:33,523 --> 00:56:35,787
How's the weather today, Miss?
934
00:56:38,395 --> 00:56:42,263
It will be a fine day except some
district will have thunder storm
935
00:56:42,298 --> 00:56:43,663
And sunlight at might time
936
00:56:43,700 --> 00:56:45,895
And HK is expected to be fine
for the following days
937
00:56:46,603 --> 00:56:48,127
It's your turn, Chiu Yin Chun
938
00:56:48,238 --> 00:56:50,206
Good
939
00:56:51,341 --> 00:56:52,569
How many of you, sir?
940
00:56:52,609 --> 00:56:53,769
I am looking for someone
941
00:56:53,810 --> 00:56:54,538
Welcome
942
00:56:54,577 --> 00:56:58,013
Have you seen my show last night?
943
00:56:58,047 --> 00:56:59,639
Yes
Thank you
944
00:56:59,682 --> 00:57:00,808
I am excited now
945
00:57:00,850 --> 00:57:03,375
I am ready to present you all my youth
946
00:57:08,158 --> 00:57:12,925
The sun will rise again tomorrow morning
947
00:57:13,229 --> 00:57:18,189
and the flowers will blossom again next year
948
00:57:18,468 --> 00:57:23,531
My youth passed away
949
00:57:23,606 --> 00:57:28,669
And my youth will never come back
950
00:57:28,845 --> 00:57:34,408
And my youth will never come back
951
00:57:34,617 --> 00:57:36,847
Oh
952
00:57:36,886 --> 00:57:39,013
Oh
953
00:57:39,456 --> 00:57:44,655
And my youth will never come back
954
00:57:48,398 --> 00:57:50,127
Brother Kwong
Chu Chu
955
00:57:50,166 --> 00:57:51,428
Thank you
956
00:57:51,501 --> 00:57:53,935
Kwong, is the money ready or not?
957
00:57:55,038 --> 00:57:56,733
That's all
958
00:58:13,056 --> 00:58:14,683
That's all?
959
00:58:14,724 --> 00:58:17,955
I have quitted my job,
and that's salary for two months
960
00:58:17,994 --> 00:58:19,120
That mean
961
00:58:19,162 --> 00:58:20,754
That's all?
962
00:58:21,164 --> 00:58:22,461
Nothing else
963
00:58:22,499 --> 00:58:24,023
I still have you
964
00:58:24,067 --> 00:58:26,535
That means you are without money
965
00:58:26,569 --> 00:58:27,900
But we got love
966
00:58:28,938 --> 00:58:29,996
So long, farewell
967
00:58:30,039 --> 00:58:31,438
John
968
00:58:31,774 --> 00:58:32,763
Let's go
969
00:58:32,809 --> 00:58:33,707
Ok
970
00:58:33,743 --> 00:58:35,574
Don't come to my home, call me if you want
971
00:58:35,712 --> 00:58:37,737
No, let's keep in touch by mail
972
00:58:39,549 --> 00:58:40,538
please don't go
973
00:58:40,583 --> 00:58:42,141
I haven't cheated you but you cheat me
974
00:58:42,385 --> 00:58:44,012
It's your turn to sing
975
00:58:44,053 --> 00:58:45,452
Shit
976
00:59:09,245 --> 00:59:10,837
Women
977
00:59:11,147 --> 00:59:13,081
Don't cheat us men
978
00:59:13,116 --> 00:59:15,084
The heart of a man
979
00:59:15,118 --> 00:59:16,483
Is made of iron
980
00:59:16,519 --> 00:59:19,283
Good
981
00:59:19,322 --> 00:59:20,289
Thank you
982
00:59:20,323 --> 00:59:23,884
From today onwards, we will have a guest MC
983
00:59:23,927 --> 00:59:25,053
And she is
984
00:59:25,094 --> 00:59:29,155
Madam May-wife of Uncle Jim
985
00:59:29,198 --> 00:59:31,996
Let's welcome Madam May
986
00:59:47,317 --> 00:59:48,682
Dear audience
987
00:59:48,718 --> 00:59:51,619
First I want to make clear something here
988
00:59:51,754 --> 00:59:54,621
No doubt, Uncle Jim is my husband
989
00:59:55,024 --> 00:59:57,515
But, actually
990
00:59:57,560 --> 00:59:59,551
He is the right one
991
01:00:02,265 --> 01:00:04,665
Sooner I found out he's not
as much excited at all
992
01:00:05,101 --> 01:00:06,591
Later
993
01:00:06,636 --> 01:00:08,399
I've met Penasonic
994
01:00:09,405 --> 01:00:11,236
penasonic
995
01:00:11,441 --> 01:00:13,773
The size of the Japanese are always so small
996
01:00:14,210 --> 01:00:19,307
We got divorced and then I married pierre Cardan
997
01:00:20,116 --> 01:00:23,517
Oh, Pierre, Pierre
998
01:00:23,553 --> 01:00:25,487
I missed him so much
999
01:00:26,889 --> 01:00:28,652
Then I found out
1000
01:00:28,925 --> 01:00:31,621
All of them can only be counted
as part time lover
1001
01:00:31,661 --> 01:00:34,391
For they have a shortcoming, and that is
1002
01:00:34,430 --> 01:00:36,728
They can't last for a long time
1003
01:00:37,233 --> 01:00:38,666
Finally
1004
01:00:38,901 --> 01:00:40,459
I found him
1005
01:00:46,609 --> 01:00:47,940
Mobile Dickson
1006
01:00:48,378 --> 01:00:49,777
It's so perfect
1007
01:00:49,912 --> 01:00:52,472
It's wonderful!
1008
01:00:52,782 --> 01:00:56,650
Dickson Dickson
1009
01:00:56,686 --> 01:00:59,484
I need you, I need your comfort
1010
01:00:59,522 --> 01:01:01,012
Dickson!
1011
01:01:15,138 --> 01:01:21,543
Only if the lady smile, mine will swing
Swing and wing
1012
01:01:21,577 --> 01:01:26,640
I will have high fever if
she turns around and look
1013
01:01:26,683 --> 01:01:27,945
High fever
1014
01:01:27,984 --> 01:01:30,282
My whole body will jump up
1015
01:01:30,953 --> 01:01:33,353
My ass will like the tide
1016
01:01:33,956 --> 01:01:39,121
And mine will be as hard as the wood
1017
01:01:39,162 --> 01:01:40,288
And the waist
1018
01:01:40,329 --> 01:01:43,059
And the lady will smile secretly
Laugh
1019
01:01:43,099 --> 01:01:46,000
They said mine is big
1020
01:01:46,636 --> 01:01:52,802
She will immediately take off her
underwear and do it with me
His is small
1021
01:01:52,842 --> 01:01:55,834
The lady screamed
1022
01:01:55,878 --> 01:01:58,711
And said that mine is big enough
1023
01:01:59,115 --> 01:02:04,849
To fill her place, and that mad lady laugh
1024
01:02:27,276 --> 01:02:28,903
Isn't it like this?
1025
01:02:29,545 --> 01:02:31,672
Dear audience, today I, professor of sexual love
1026
01:02:31,714 --> 01:02:35,548
Will discuss the relationship between
physiognomy of men and their sexual ability
1027
01:02:35,618 --> 01:02:37,108
Here comes the live sample
1028
01:02:40,022 --> 01:02:43,048
He is born weak
1029
01:02:43,092 --> 01:02:44,286
What?
1030
01:02:44,327 --> 01:02:45,954
Please approach to me
1031
01:02:46,763 --> 01:02:48,196
See the way he walks
1032
01:02:48,231 --> 01:02:49,323
please zoom to his foot
1033
01:02:49,365 --> 01:02:50,389
Her legs
1034
01:02:50,433 --> 01:02:51,866
You can see that he has something
wrong with his kidneys
1035
01:02:51,901 --> 01:02:52,959
What?
1036
01:02:53,002 --> 01:02:54,299
Sit sown
1037
01:02:55,872 --> 01:02:57,567
Take a deep breath
1038
01:03:00,476 --> 01:03:01,909
Zoom to the chest
1039
01:03:02,078 --> 01:03:03,705
Her chest!
And his breathe is not so good as well
1040
01:03:03,746 --> 01:03:05,304
It can be shown, your lasting power is low
1041
01:03:05,348 --> 01:03:06,144
please cut to see the audiences reaction
1042
01:03:06,182 --> 01:03:08,582
It can only be lasted for half a minute
1043
01:03:09,786 --> 01:03:11,048
Where are the audiences?
1044
01:03:12,622 --> 01:03:14,317
Men have there big taboos
1045
01:03:14,357 --> 01:03:16,325
Weak kidneys, impotent, soft!
1046
01:03:16,359 --> 01:03:18,850
Sisters, you have to be very careful
1047
01:03:18,895 --> 01:03:22,058
If you found the man next to you
1048
01:03:22,098 --> 01:03:23,326
Has above characteristics
1049
01:03:23,366 --> 01:03:24,663
Think deeper before you choose
1050
01:03:24,700 --> 01:03:26,634
Cut the advertisement
1051
01:03:27,036 --> 01:03:29,334
To wear the bra of 'Felafare'
1052
01:03:29,372 --> 01:03:32,170
The men will sure approach you
1053
01:03:32,208 --> 01:03:33,470
Cut!
1054
01:03:34,977 --> 01:03:38,140
Jim, what you are doing?
1055
01:03:39,015 --> 01:03:40,915
What we can do?
1056
01:03:42,185 --> 01:03:44,085
You mean it?
1057
01:03:46,956 --> 01:03:49,424
Bastard!
1058
01:03:49,458 --> 01:03:51,551
Well, I will sing one off key for you
1059
01:03:51,961 --> 01:03:59,868
All around the world
1060
01:03:59,902 --> 01:04:01,995
You?
1061
01:04:02,038 --> 01:04:07,738
To search my faithful man
1062
01:04:08,044 --> 01:04:14,472
I sing with you
1063
01:04:15,051 --> 01:04:21,513
We love each other
1064
01:04:22,325 --> 01:04:25,158
And I can sing the wrong track one as well
1065
01:04:27,864 --> 01:04:32,426
Ah
1066
01:04:32,468 --> 01:04:34,527
That's enough, damn you
1067
01:04:35,037 --> 01:04:38,473
Ah
1068
01:04:38,507 --> 01:04:39,701
Get away, bull shit
1069
01:04:40,142 --> 01:04:42,804
Ah
1070
01:04:42,912 --> 01:04:48,316
We are in love!
1071
01:04:48,351 --> 01:04:49,181
Are you crazy?
1072
01:04:49,218 --> 01:04:51,516
You crazy! You wolf!
1073
01:04:51,554 --> 01:04:52,953
Are you crazy?
1074
01:04:52,989 --> 01:04:54,718
Don't you think you are the boxing king?
1075
01:04:55,558 --> 01:04:58,527
I quit
1076
01:05:32,795 --> 01:05:35,389
Why so close? Leave me alone
1077
01:05:36,265 --> 01:05:37,755
You don't have to say
1078
01:05:38,234 --> 01:05:40,293
I know you want to ask for pardon
1079
01:05:40,336 --> 01:05:41,701
Hey
1080
01:05:42,071 --> 01:05:43,561
You feel sorry?
1081
01:05:44,240 --> 01:05:45,673
Want to apologize with me?
1082
01:05:45,708 --> 01:05:47,642
Don't you think it will be alright to say sorry?
1083
01:05:48,978 --> 01:05:50,502
I'm not narrow minded
1084
01:05:50,546 --> 01:05:52,070
I have forgiven you already
1085
01:05:52,114 --> 01:05:54,742
Take the food! You arejobless!
1086
01:05:55,217 --> 01:05:57,344
How can you live without me?
1087
01:05:57,386 --> 01:06:00,082
I am sure you'll beg for me
1088
01:06:00,122 --> 01:06:01,987
Bull shit
1089
01:06:02,792 --> 01:06:05,522
Uncle Jim, come in and have some noodle
1090
01:06:05,561 --> 01:06:07,859
Uncle Jim is here, ask him for the signature
1091
01:06:07,897 --> 01:06:10,161
Can you see Uncle Jim? He's eating in there
1092
01:06:10,199 --> 01:06:12,224
Ask for his signatures!
1093
01:06:12,268 --> 01:06:15,066
He's a TV star, ask for his signatures
1094
01:06:15,271 --> 01:06:18,069
He is greatest king of comedy
Want for an autograph?
1095
01:06:18,107 --> 01:06:21,042
He's out of time, no one loves to see his show!
Ask for his signature
1096
01:06:25,014 --> 01:06:27,005
Are you wakening now?
1097
01:06:42,231 --> 01:06:43,960
Come back and help me
1098
01:06:44,000 --> 01:06:46,230
I can't work without you
1099
01:06:47,737 --> 01:06:50,001
Let's go, don't be so down
1100
01:06:50,106 --> 01:06:51,505
Let's go some other place to drink
1101
01:06:57,813 --> 01:07:00,805
How will be our future?
1102
01:07:01,283 --> 01:07:03,615
And how will be our life?
1103
01:07:06,355 --> 01:07:08,186
Finish
1104
01:07:08,491 --> 01:07:10,823
How many rounds have we
played for the whole night?
1105
01:07:11,660 --> 01:07:13,355
That's yours, take this
1106
01:07:13,396 --> 01:07:15,864
More or less twenty-four rounds!
How much have you lost?
1107
01:07:15,898 --> 01:07:17,798
I have lost a lot
1108
01:07:17,833 --> 01:07:19,858
I already said it's not good
to play with a bald head
1109
01:07:19,902 --> 01:07:21,494
play at my Church next times
1110
01:07:21,537 --> 01:07:23,562
Hey
1111
01:07:26,042 --> 01:07:29,671
Master, we are of nothing
1112
01:07:29,812 --> 01:07:31,143
Enlighten us, please
1113
01:07:31,180 --> 01:07:32,738
Don't fool us
1114
01:07:34,316 --> 01:07:36,477
Are you enlighteded us with prayers
1115
01:07:36,519 --> 01:07:38,817
No, I am enjoying my chocolate
1116
01:07:38,854 --> 01:07:40,879
Chocolate?
1117
01:07:40,923 --> 01:07:42,356
Master
1118
01:07:42,825 --> 01:07:47,694
I beg you, please enlighten us
1119
01:07:48,030 --> 01:07:51,124
You will get it if you have luck
1120
01:07:52,435 --> 01:07:54,300
Don't stop me from sleeping
1121
01:07:54,637 --> 01:07:59,040
He makes funny feel before us
Master, why do you make such funny face?
1122
01:08:00,576 --> 01:08:02,305
Funny? Funny
1123
01:08:02,545 --> 01:08:09,007
Funny Temple
1124
01:08:09,218 --> 01:08:11,083
Remember the word Temple
1125
01:08:11,153 --> 01:08:12,745
Does it mean to ask me to return to Temple Street?
1126
01:08:12,788 --> 01:08:14,085
Yeah
1127
01:08:14,123 --> 01:08:15,454
Return to Temple Street?
1128
01:08:21,163 --> 01:08:22,994
I am coming
1129
01:08:23,499 --> 01:08:25,399
Be quick
1130
01:08:28,471 --> 01:08:29,836
You are so vulgar
1131
01:08:30,406 --> 01:08:32,340
I have heard that you still compained
that your small busts
1132
01:08:32,374 --> 01:08:34,069
Have you planned to make it bigger?
1133
01:08:34,176 --> 01:08:35,871
We are from 'Eyes on the Entertainment World'
1134
01:08:35,911 --> 01:08:37,742
Nowadays Madam Hing is well known all around
1135
01:08:37,780 --> 01:08:40,271
Have you planned to be in nude
in order to compete with her?
1136
01:08:40,349 --> 01:08:41,782
If you really make your busts larger
1137
01:08:41,817 --> 01:08:43,216
Will they burst?
1138
01:08:44,887 --> 01:08:48,983
Dear audience,
after the show of 'Queries for sex'
1139
01:08:49,024 --> 01:08:50,753
It's my turn to sing
1140
01:08:50,793 --> 01:08:53,318
Are you very anxious?
1141
01:08:55,297 --> 01:08:58,562
Don't be anxious, I will sing now
1142
01:09:00,903 --> 01:09:02,165
What's the matter?
1143
01:09:04,673 --> 01:09:06,436
It's advertisements time
1144
01:09:06,475 --> 01:09:07,635
I haven't sung yet!
1145
01:09:07,676 --> 01:09:09,268
Keep it yourself
1146
01:09:09,311 --> 01:09:11,302
You have lost your mysterious image already
1147
01:09:11,347 --> 01:09:12,939
No one wants to hear you singing
1148
01:09:12,982 --> 01:09:13,846
Why? How come?
1149
01:09:13,883 --> 01:09:14,611
How come?
1150
01:09:14,650 --> 01:09:15,617
What shall I do?
1151
01:09:15,651 --> 01:09:16,618
How do I know?
1152
01:09:16,652 --> 01:09:18,142
Go back to Temple Street
1153
01:09:18,454 --> 01:09:21,753
And take this as a dream
1154
01:09:21,790 --> 01:09:23,189
Bull shit
1155
01:09:24,660 --> 01:09:26,389
Dear audience
1156
01:09:26,428 --> 01:09:29,158
Are you anxious in seeing me?
1157
01:09:30,566 --> 01:09:32,898
We have many audiences tonight
1158
01:09:33,435 --> 01:09:35,335
I want to be close to you
1159
01:09:35,371 --> 01:09:37,532
Let's shorter our distance
1160
01:09:37,573 --> 01:09:40,599
And let us breath the same air
1161
01:09:40,876 --> 01:09:45,074
So that you don't have to get up and down
1162
01:09:45,114 --> 01:09:46,411
Isn't it?
1163
01:09:46,448 --> 01:09:49,508
Thank you for all the support
1164
01:09:49,618 --> 01:09:53,019
I know my show will like my figure
1165
01:09:53,055 --> 01:09:54,420
Never change!
1166
01:09:54,623 --> 01:09:56,284
Ever hard!
1167
01:09:56,325 --> 01:09:58,759
Always welcomed by you
1168
01:09:58,928 --> 01:10:02,455
For your support
1169
01:10:03,632 --> 01:10:04,860
Thank you
1170
01:10:15,010 --> 01:10:16,534
Zoom in
1171
01:10:21,750 --> 01:10:23,183
All are seen!
1172
01:10:23,219 --> 01:10:24,743
No more use for us
1173
01:10:24,787 --> 01:10:27,483
Ask some Thailand gays to take her place
1174
01:10:37,433 --> 01:10:38,593
So big!
1175
01:10:38,634 --> 01:10:39,931
I've seen that!
1176
01:10:39,969 --> 01:10:42,665
My girlfriend's is much more beautiful than hers
1177
01:10:45,441 --> 01:10:50,140
This is the 18th times
we announce with Vietnam dialogue
Madam May has shown her secret parts
1178
01:10:50,179 --> 01:10:51,771
Attention please
1179
01:10:57,753 --> 01:11:01,086
The feeling is very close
for me to play jokes here
1180
01:11:01,257 --> 01:11:04,090
What is meant by blowing trumpet by penis?
1181
01:11:04,860 --> 01:11:07,351
Bull shit
1182
01:11:08,964 --> 01:11:10,932
What is meant by smoke after sex?
1183
01:11:10,966 --> 01:11:11,898
What?
1184
01:11:11,934 --> 01:11:15,199
It's finished
1185
01:11:17,706 --> 01:11:21,437
There's a man who's forty something
1186
01:11:21,477 --> 01:11:24,469
And he's called Jim
1187
01:11:24,913 --> 01:11:28,781
His wife loves money so much and change
1188
01:11:28,817 --> 01:11:31,911
She always tell others that he's useless
1189
01:11:32,154 --> 01:11:33,246
Who are you singing about?
1190
01:11:33,289 --> 01:11:34,381
Other's wife
1191
01:11:34,423 --> 01:11:35,913
I will be angry if anyone mention about wife
1192
01:11:35,958 --> 01:11:37,619
I don't want to see you
1193
01:11:37,660 --> 01:11:39,252
It's not right for you to be here
1194
01:11:39,295 --> 01:11:41,058
And you are so cheap to sing such kind of song
1195
01:11:41,163 --> 01:11:45,031
He's really funny
1196
01:11:45,067 --> 01:11:48,332
How come he a TV star comes
to sing here in Temple Street
1197
01:11:48,637 --> 01:11:52,403
lfirst think that he will not like to change
1198
01:11:52,441 --> 01:11:55,535
It's really not wise to be like this
1199
01:11:55,577 --> 01:11:57,374
If not of you so cheap
1200
01:11:57,413 --> 01:11:59,108
How will my fame be dropped so fast
1201
01:11:59,148 --> 01:12:01,082
But you are cheaper than the shit
1202
01:12:01,116 --> 01:12:03,277
You cheap
1203
01:12:03,485 --> 01:12:07,114
Then means I am really very cheap
Right
1204
01:12:07,156 --> 01:12:09,818
But that's what they want Yeah!
1205
01:12:11,493 --> 01:12:14,929
I have to face such pressure
1206
01:12:14,963 --> 01:12:18,160
Actually I really don't want it
1207
01:12:18,334 --> 01:12:20,325
You seems to be rather poor
1208
01:12:20,369 --> 01:12:22,496
And I have a lot to tell about myself
1209
01:12:22,538 --> 01:12:24,733
If they like you, you will supreme
1210
01:12:24,773 --> 01:12:27,105
If they don't like you, you will be like a shit
1211
01:12:27,142 --> 01:12:29,235
For this painful experience
1212
01:12:29,278 --> 01:12:31,473
Actually we are very poor
1213
01:12:32,681 --> 01:12:34,444
Let! Sing
1214
01:12:34,483 --> 01:12:38,476
Let's continue singing
1215
01:12:38,520 --> 01:12:44,823
Let's continue singing
1216
01:12:45,994 --> 01:12:47,518
Hey
1217
01:12:47,563 --> 01:12:49,360
You are kidding
1218
01:12:49,431 --> 01:12:52,525
See the audience, they like you sing so much
1219
01:12:53,035 --> 01:13:01,135
I am looking for my own way
1220
01:13:11,687 --> 01:13:13,484
Fish ball!
1221
01:13:15,290 --> 01:13:16,689
Blow the whistle
1222
01:13:16,725 --> 01:13:18,056
The luminous rod
1223
01:13:18,093 --> 01:13:19,685
Two whistles for seven dollars
1224
01:13:24,199 --> 01:13:26,497
Condom! $1 for 3
1225
01:13:32,074 --> 01:13:33,405
You can buy everything here
1226
01:13:36,078 --> 01:13:37,739
Be quick, the show is going to start now
1227
01:13:55,164 --> 01:13:59,294
Welcome to the HK Stadium to enjoy our show
1228
01:13:59,334 --> 01:14:02,929
The first to appear is prince of Temple Street
- Mr kk Wan
1229
01:14:04,940 --> 01:14:09,206
And then the God-father of Dirty Culture-Jim
1230
01:14:09,912 --> 01:14:12,210
Thank you all 'Dirty Fans'
1231
01:14:12,247 --> 01:14:15,239
Welcome to our 'Dirty Culture Concert'
1232
01:14:15,284 --> 01:14:17,445
This is my 38th show today
1233
01:14:17,486 --> 01:14:21,149
It's our last show as well
1234
01:14:21,190 --> 01:14:23,124
Are you happy?
1235
01:14:30,265 --> 01:14:33,666
I love to get hold of the busts
1236
01:14:33,702 --> 01:14:37,297
I love the large, round, and smooth one
1237
01:14:39,007 --> 01:14:44,001
Thank you, thank you for your support
1238
01:14:44,046 --> 01:14:47,174
The Chinese ladies are really sexy
1239
01:14:47,216 --> 01:14:50,652
And the European ladies will suit me too
1240
01:14:50,686 --> 01:14:54,247
The busts of the western
ladies are usually bigger
1241
01:14:54,289 --> 01:14:55,688
But don't be so greedy
1242
01:14:55,724 --> 01:14:58,522
It will be useless if even your
hands can't hold it full
1243
01:14:59,194 --> 01:15:00,684
Right
1244
01:15:00,896 --> 01:15:04,354
It's more fantastic
1245
01:15:04,466 --> 01:15:10,928
And it's so wonderful that there are three
Big busts
1246
01:15:12,207 --> 01:15:15,734
Kidding Too early to dream
1247
01:15:26,555 --> 01:15:29,046
Wow, I can hold it and kiss it as well
1248
01:15:30,859 --> 01:15:34,727
Do, re, me, my hands are itching
1249
01:15:34,763 --> 01:15:36,253
I really want to hold it
1250
01:15:39,201 --> 01:15:43,729
Hold
1251
01:15:43,772 --> 01:15:47,435
Hold
1252
01:15:49,111 --> 01:15:52,308
Hold
1253
01:15:53,181 --> 01:15:54,546
Come on if you dare
1254
01:15:54,650 --> 01:15:59,678
Hold
1255
01:15:59,721 --> 01:16:02,747
Chairman Mao is the greatest guy
1256
01:16:03,625 --> 01:16:06,355
But not as big as the busts
1257
01:16:07,029 --> 01:16:10,089
All the human beings depend on big busts
1258
01:16:10,432 --> 01:16:13,094
Without them, your health will not be so good
1259
01:16:14,002 --> 01:16:16,562
But there is a weak point of the busts
1260
01:16:17,139 --> 01:16:19,699
If once they become crazy
1261
01:16:20,275 --> 01:16:23,244
They will not let one go
1262
01:16:23,745 --> 01:16:26,873
They will force you to hold them tight
1263
01:16:28,617 --> 01:16:29,948
Come out
1264
01:16:30,319 --> 01:16:33,755
The jokes tonight are all written by you
1265
01:16:39,695 --> 01:16:43,131
Bust, is the origin of human lives
1266
01:16:43,332 --> 01:16:46,426
You have to depend all on them
without milk powder
1267
01:16:46,468 --> 01:16:48,197
Yeah
1268
01:17:12,094 --> 01:17:14,858
It's too big I can't hold it
1269
01:17:18,333 --> 01:17:22,167
My sisters said that they also want to hold you
1270
01:17:22,270 --> 01:17:24,329
Don't you know where they will hold you?
1271
01:17:24,373 --> 01:17:26,637
Hold
1272
01:17:26,675 --> 01:17:29,803
Hold
1273
01:17:29,845 --> 01:17:33,246
Hold
1274
01:17:33,281 --> 01:17:36,808
Hold
1275
01:17:37,719 --> 01:17:43,385
Hold
1276
01:17:43,425 --> 01:17:49,887
Hold
1277
01:17:52,067 --> 01:17:53,500
Why so ridiculous?
1278
01:17:53,835 --> 01:17:55,700
Why are you so scared, it's fake
1279
01:17:55,737 --> 01:17:57,398
I am kidding only, continue to enjoy the show
1280
01:17:57,439 --> 01:17:59,304
lt'll depend on my action
1281
01:17:59,941 --> 01:18:02,273
I am sure she will ask for help
1282
01:18:02,678 --> 01:18:06,944
After the intercourse,
usually you will be exhausted
1283
01:18:06,982 --> 01:18:09,246
I really want to kick her out of the bed
1284
01:18:09,284 --> 01:18:10,717
But usually by that time
1285
01:18:10,752 --> 01:18:12,583
She will be full of passion
1286
01:18:12,621 --> 01:18:15,681
You have to try you very last hard
1287
01:18:15,724 --> 01:18:18,921
Wake up, wake up
1288
01:18:23,932 --> 01:18:26,867
Dear fans, after seeing this show
1289
01:18:26,902 --> 01:18:30,394
Don't waste your time after going home tonight
1290
01:18:30,539 --> 01:18:32,666
You will know in Hong Kong
1291
01:18:32,841 --> 01:18:35,401
So many women are waiting for fucking
1292
01:18:35,444 --> 01:18:38,902
Who are so lonely from night till dawn
1293
01:18:39,448 --> 01:18:42,474
You know what to do, right? Bye
Bye
1294
01:18:42,584 --> 01:18:43,983
Thank you
1295
01:18:44,019 --> 01:18:45,486
The reaction of tonight is good
1296
01:18:45,520 --> 01:18:46,782
Yeah
1297
01:18:48,490 --> 01:18:50,549
Uncle Jim, Mr Wan, congratulation
1298
01:18:50,592 --> 01:18:51,786
Yes
1299
01:18:51,827 --> 01:18:55,763
We want to invite you two to help in our show
1300
01:18:55,797 --> 01:18:57,230
No, you should come to our station
1301
01:18:57,265 --> 01:18:58,562
We will pay you double
1302
01:18:58,600 --> 01:19:01,160
I will pay you triple
I don't care!
1303
01:19:01,269 --> 01:19:02,964
I will never work with TV station
1304
01:19:03,004 --> 01:19:04,164
Are you kidding?
1305
01:19:04,206 --> 01:19:06,037
Let's go, we will not work in TV station!
1306
01:19:06,074 --> 01:19:07,735
It's so cheap
1307
01:19:09,444 --> 01:19:11,708
Our schedule will be full till end of next year
1308
01:19:12,080 --> 01:19:14,776
And we will start our world wide
show from next week on
1309
01:19:14,816 --> 01:19:16,078
Good
1310
01:19:16,251 --> 01:19:18,617
You haven't flattered me for long
1311
01:19:18,653 --> 01:19:19,847
Try one more?
1312
01:19:19,888 --> 01:19:21,480
Me? I want something new
1313
01:19:21,523 --> 01:19:24,048
You, please do one more time for me
1314
01:19:24,092 --> 01:19:26,560
pardon me, you two play this game
1315
01:19:26,595 --> 01:19:28,324
I don't like it, so
1316
01:19:28,897 --> 01:19:30,660
You play it yourselves
1317
01:19:30,699 --> 01:19:31,757
Mr Wan
1318
01:19:31,800 --> 01:19:33,665
I can't make up the decision
1319
01:19:34,302 --> 01:19:36,031
Our previous show
1320
01:19:37,072 --> 01:19:39,438
Those seductive beings are really horrible
1321
01:19:46,548 --> 01:19:48,482
The Sexy pussy Cat?
1322
01:19:50,252 --> 01:19:52,117
Wow! They are not dancing in nude?
1323
01:19:55,557 --> 01:19:57,457
I am wondering what my wife's being now?
1324
01:19:58,326 --> 01:19:59,793
Darling
1325
01:20:05,500 --> 01:20:06,694
Darling
1326
01:20:06,735 --> 01:20:07,793
I will go out first
1327
01:20:07,836 --> 01:20:08,803
I will go out too
1328
01:20:08,837 --> 01:20:10,668
Darling, please don't go
1329
01:20:10,705 --> 01:20:12,969
You are the best after all
1330
01:20:13,341 --> 01:20:14,808
See how down you are
1331
01:20:16,278 --> 01:20:19,805
Yeah, I haven't shaved for long
1332
01:20:19,848 --> 01:20:21,145
Why don't you shave now?
1333
01:20:37,132 --> 01:20:39,123
You look smart now
1334
01:20:39,167 --> 01:20:40,498
Darling
1335
01:20:59,321 --> 01:21:01,380
Have you finished practised
your secret collection?
1336
01:21:01,590 --> 01:21:04,423
What do you want?
89993
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