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INTERVIEWER: Honestly such a thrill
to be here. I'm a huge fan. Aww!
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You're sweet. I'm a fan of yours.
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So, Siege on Olympus,
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this must be so exciting for you
both.
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How's it feel?
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Yeah, just incredible.
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Um, I mean, it really takes a team
to put together something
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like this and I am just so happy
and proud of everyone involved.
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And I feel nothing.
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THEY CHUCKLE
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There's been a lot of talk about the
chemistry that your characters have on screen.
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What's the secret there? Ooh.
I, uh...
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I guess we're just good at our
jobs.
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Yeah. I mean,
we have had sex a couple of times.
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He's such a laugh!
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It's actually pretty common on set.
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Everyone's fucking.
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I mean, in our case, I think it's
that Sophie and I are fundamentally...
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..incompatible, and we realised
that, actually,
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we don't really like each other.
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I can cut that bit out.
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No, that was fun. Keep it in.
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I thought it was fun.
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It was so nice to meet you.
OK, bye, thank you.
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Ow!
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You are too strong to do that.
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Oh, that was not OK. Look, I'm sorry
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if I'm not going to play along with
your media-baiting bullshit.
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Honestly, no-one cares if you think
you're too good for this.
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You're an actor. This is your job.
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Poor you.
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I honestly don't know what's
going on with you.
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And I don't even care.
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OK.
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MOBILE PHONE VIBRATES
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Also we only had sex twice.
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And both times were absolutely fine.
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Hi! Hi, I was literally just
talking about you.
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How are you?
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Hello. Hi.
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I donated a couple of bags
of clothes a few weeks ago.
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I was just wondering...
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I just need... I need to see them on
the display.
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Why?
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Cos I live in the area
and I always have a little peek
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to see what's, um...
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What's going on in the, in the
window and I...
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I know that I donated some
pretty, pretty nice stuff, so...
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Break-up? Sorry?
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We get a lot of donations
after break-ups.
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Or breakdowns.
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Keira Knightley
come in here once just weeping,
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donated three
Pirates of the Caribbean boxsets.
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Wow. Did she? That's...
Yeah, wow.
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My heart goes out to Keira but, um,
I haven't...
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I haven't broken up with anyone,
so...
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I'm of sound mind!
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I can't give them back to you,
if that's what you're asking. It's not what I'm... Sorry, OK.
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Ooh. I feel like I'm not explaining
myself here. We're kind of...
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..ships in the night here,
communication-wise.
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I just know that you change your
window displays really, like,
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quite often, and I never see my
clothes,
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and I just think they... They do,
they really do deserve to be up there, you know?
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Once you donate the goods, it's our
discretion as to how we sell them.
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OK.
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Great use of the word
discretion there. Mm-hm.
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This is nice, actually,
just you and I.
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It's... We never do this.
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We're never just hanging out,
just like, you know, pals.
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Feels like... Feels like fun
and illegal, somehow.
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You mean like in a paedophile
kind of way?
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You think me
having you over makes me a predator?
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No, I mean cos you're my boss.
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I mean, I'm not that much older than
you.
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It's not like I'm old enough to be
your mother. I know. But...
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It would have ruined my life.
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Ruined my life.
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Have I missed something? Is...
Are you OK?
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I'm sorry. I...I...I'm not OK.
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Uh, and if I'm being honest,
I'm upset.
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Aww, I'm sorry. With you.
With me?!
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When I hired you,
I knew you were a risk.
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I mean,
you were wearing ballerina flats
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and you didn't believe in peanut
allergies.
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I'm still 50/50 on that.
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But you know what? I liked you.
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Uh, you're not an idiot and, I mean,
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you pose absolutely no threat
to my marriage. Cheers!
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What I'm trying to say is this
cannot continue.
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OK, can I just interrupt? So...
No, no, no, no, no, no.
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I need to say... I need,
I need to say my piece, OK?
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Because I feel like I know where
this conversation is going.
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I love this job, OK?
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And I know that I'm not
the most conventional nanny,
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and I know the kids can say
a lot of things about me,
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but I feel what's really important
to remember is that kids lie.
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A lot.
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You know? And I'm the fun one.
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I'm fun Jessie. You know? Like...
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And you need a fun nanny
and, OK, of course,
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I haven't been that much,
much fun lately,
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I'll be the first to admit that,
and I...
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I've just been going through a lot
of stuff personally,
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but I know for a fact it is actually
good for a child's development
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to see an adult cry at a young age.
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I fully know that I need to step up.
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And I'm going to do that.
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I'm going to be more professional,
I'm going to be on time,
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I'm going to be...
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I'm going to be there. I'm going to
be on it.
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So you, you don't need to worry.
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It's OK.
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It's totally fine.
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SHE EXHALES
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Thank you for listening.
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This is not a warning thing.
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You're fired.
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I am firing you.
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Oh, God, that felt
so good getting that out!
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I have been
anxious about this for weeks.
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Hooh!
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Do you want a scone?
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SHE SIGHS
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Yes, please.
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Gah! Why do they make these
so hard to get into?!
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Ah, OK.
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SHE SIGHS
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Jesus.
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Oh, I can't wait for that film.
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JESSIE LAUGHS
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OK...
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Whoops!
Oh, God.
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Sorry. OK, sorry.
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Quick survey.
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Who here is working
on their screenplay?
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Where? Anyone?
Yeah? Don't be shy.
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Yeah, hands up.
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That's great. So good.
OK.
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Up! Up you get.
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Get out.
No, she's joking.
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I'm not. I'm not kidding.
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I'm not kidding, I'm not joking.
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I'm deadly se... Get out.
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Get out.
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What do you not understand ab...?
Uh, where's the broom?
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Yeah. Get out. Shoo.
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Shoo, shoo. We are here to sell
tickets, not to inspire you.
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We are a business.
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Taking a while.
Taking a while. Mm!
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OK, here we go.
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SHE HISSES
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What are you writing?
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Just some ideas.
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"Toothbrush with a tiny
speaker in it."
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You need to go for a walk.
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Just so you can listen to music
while you brush your teeth.
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Sorry, what was that?
So you can listen to music...
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..while you brush your teeth.
Mm. No.
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Get out. Get out.
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That is the stupidest thing
I've ever heard IN MY LIFE!
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Bye!
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I see you here all the time,
so you can actually stay
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cos it's just nice seeing
women in the cinema, you know?
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OK, cool,
I'm just editing my vlog.
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Oh, I wish you hadn't said that
cos, yeah, you have to leave now.
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Because I don't like that.
I don't like it.
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Please? Please leave.
Yeah. Laters.
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SHE IMITATES FANFARE
She's off.
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Whoo!
And let that be a lesson to you all.
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Uh, what are you doing here?
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Um, just, uh, work.
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Just...just...just working.
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Well, it's a pretty slow day
so you can probably go home.
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I know you've been avoiding me,
and I know why you're angry.
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It was a very awkward conversation.
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I was flustered.
Have you asked Tom what I said?
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Technically I didn't say you
had a boyfriend.
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It's not... It's not about that.
It's... I don't care what he thinks.
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It just wasn't your place to
say anything. I know.
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I'm sorry.
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It's fine. It's fine.
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Have you seen him again?
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No. I'm actually glad you brought
this up, though, because I, um,
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I am seeing someone new.
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I wanted you to be
the first to know.
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Uh, it's called the Babadook.
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It's got a top hat, it's really good
with kids, you know?
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Look, can I...say something?
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No.
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No.
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I like you.
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No! No.
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Excuse me? I reject that.
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I just reject everything
about what you just said.
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It's actually very hard for me
to say that.
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You have a crush, that's fine.
That's totally fine.
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I had a crush on a guy
I saw using a leaf blower yesterday.
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It's more than a crush.
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OK, Mandy Moore.
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Sorry. Sorry.
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OK, before you decide this is how
you want to feel,
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how about you write a list of
everything that you don't like about me?
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But I like everything about you.
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You know that's not true. Last year,
Christmas party, you got super drunk, you told me
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I was stacking the drinks cups
wrong. There's your first thing for the list.
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Yeah, because I was trying to help
you stack the cups properly! Whatever.
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Also, I clearly had
a system for that,
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and you just obviously didn't
understand that, because we use
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the large ones first, so they
obviously go on the left, and...
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Don't write that one down. Actually,
do not write that one down,
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cos I was right
and I'm going to reinstate that.
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SHE PANTS
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OK.
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OK, I don't want to sound
ungrateful for this job, but...
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Here she goes.
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London is fucked,
and everyone here can get fucked.
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Whoo! She's in a mood.
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Why would anyone choose to
live here?
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If it's good enough for Rihanna,
it's good enough for you.
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OK, I forgot
she lived here for a bit.
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Yeah, so sick. Oh, uh, this is for
last week, before I forget.
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SHE EXHALES
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Huh! Brr!
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What? This is so...
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Oh, this is so much money.
I told you.
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There's some serious
cash in the flower biz.
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I've never held this much
money before in my life.
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What do you do with it? Buy stocks?
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Is that what people do?
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SHE GASPS
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I should buy stocks!
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Hey, you've got a few more
deliveries first, my little Wolf of Wall Street.
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Let's get you gone.
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SHE HOWLS
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I like that. Wolf of Wall Street.
Yeah, I like that. It's all right.
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Yeah, that's good. OK. That's the
spirit.
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All right, good luck. All right. OK.
Bye! See ya!
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Bye-bye!
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Hello? I...
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Hello?!
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I have a flower delivery for you.
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CAR HORN HONKS
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I am going as fast as I can!
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Fuck off, dude!
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OK...
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So I have flowers from someone
who loves you.
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Can you just buzz me? Oh!
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Oh, my God.
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00:11:42,800 --> 00:11:44,880
How does a bike get a ticket?
250
00:11:46,880 --> 00:11:48,960
Polite notice, my fucking arse!
251
00:11:58,960 --> 00:12:00,960
Are you fucking kidding me?
252
00:12:18,080 --> 00:12:19,760
Hello. Hello again.
253
00:12:19,760 --> 00:12:21,600
Yes, OK.
254
00:12:21,600 --> 00:12:25,320
Well, um, I would actually like to
lay a complaint with your boss.
255
00:12:25,320 --> 00:12:27,200
I am the boss.
256
00:12:27,200 --> 00:12:30,080
Congratulations. Well, I would like
to lay a complaint with you, then
257
00:12:30,080 --> 00:12:32,840
because you were wrong.
I haven't gone through a break-up.
258
00:12:32,840 --> 00:12:35,440
I haven't gone through a break-up,
because you have to be with
259
00:12:35,440 --> 00:12:38,000
someone in order to break-up
with them, and that I'm not...
260
00:12:38,000 --> 00:12:39,200
That's not...
261
00:12:39,200 --> 00:12:41,160
I didn't do that. That wasn't me.
262
00:12:41,160 --> 00:12:42,480
So you were wrong.
263
00:12:42,480 --> 00:12:45,000
And quite, quite rude actually.
264
00:12:45,000 --> 00:12:46,040
Right.
265
00:12:50,720 --> 00:12:53,600
Also I would like to
purchase my clothes back.
266
00:12:53,600 --> 00:12:55,120
I can't stop you from doing that.
267
00:12:55,120 --> 00:12:56,160
No, you can not.
268
00:12:58,680 --> 00:12:59,880
Where are they?
269
00:13:01,640 --> 00:13:02,720
Over there.
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JESSIE LAUGHS
271
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OK.
272
00:13:09,600 --> 00:13:12,040
Being the generous
member of the community that I am,
273
00:13:12,040 --> 00:13:14,040
and considering this is
a charity shop,
274
00:13:14,040 --> 00:13:17,920
I am more than willing to pay
double for those clothes.
275
00:13:17,920 --> 00:13:20,120
Oh, you've...come into some money?
276
00:13:20,120 --> 00:13:22,480
Yes, I have.
277
00:13:22,480 --> 00:13:23,760
Yes, I have.
278
00:13:23,760 --> 00:13:26,520
I have, actually.
279
00:13:26,520 --> 00:13:28,240
I have.
280
00:13:32,320 --> 00:13:33,480
No.
281
00:13:36,280 --> 00:13:39,560
No! No. No, no.
282
00:13:41,880 --> 00:13:45,480
This has been a real
roller-coaster.
283
00:13:49,440 --> 00:13:51,240
Fuck.
284
00:13:51,240 --> 00:13:53,000
Fuck, fuck.
285
00:13:55,480 --> 00:13:58,520
Fuck, fuck. It's not in there.
286
00:13:58,520 --> 00:14:00,200
Then check your bag.
287
00:14:00,200 --> 00:14:01,960
Why would I check MY bag?
288
00:14:01,960 --> 00:14:04,800
I specifically remember giving it to
you, then you rode off with it.
289
00:14:04,800 --> 00:14:06,600
Yeah, OK.
290
00:14:06,600 --> 00:14:07,920
Did you check your pockets?
291
00:14:09,480 --> 00:14:11,280
Of course I checked my fucking
pockets.
292
00:14:11,280 --> 00:14:14,120
All right, don't go off at me.
293
00:14:14,120 --> 00:14:15,560
Fuck.
294
00:14:15,560 --> 00:14:16,680
Whoa. Stop.
295
00:14:16,680 --> 00:14:18,560
Why would you give it to me
this side of the day?
296
00:14:18,560 --> 00:14:20,120
It's like you don't even
know who I am.
297
00:14:20,120 --> 00:14:22,480
Of course this was going to happen.
Now it's my fault?
298
00:14:22,480 --> 00:14:24,440
It's, it's England's fault.
299
00:14:24,440 --> 00:14:25,560
OK? And you are...
300
00:14:25,560 --> 00:14:28,920
you're a part of that,
so I have to go to my other job,
301
00:14:28,920 --> 00:14:30,000
which I'm late for.
302
00:14:30,000 --> 00:14:32,400
Good riddance,
cos you're sacked from this one.
303
00:14:32,400 --> 00:14:34,560
You can't sack me,
I don't work for you.
304
00:14:34,560 --> 00:14:35,920
Hit the showers.
305
00:14:35,920 --> 00:14:37,520
You need to cool off, bitch.
306
00:14:42,320 --> 00:14:43,600
I am so sorry I'm late.
307
00:14:43,600 --> 00:14:45,720
Oh, um, you're not late.
308
00:14:45,720 --> 00:14:47,040
SIGHS
309
00:14:45,720 --> 00:14:47,040
My God.
310
00:14:47,040 --> 00:14:48,400
Good thing you're here, though.
311
00:14:48,400 --> 00:14:50,640
I have the list.
What?
312
00:14:50,640 --> 00:14:52,360
The list of things
I don't like about you.
313
00:14:52,360 --> 00:14:53,920
Oh, yeah.
314
00:14:53,920 --> 00:14:55,400
Today's not a great day.
315
00:14:55,400 --> 00:14:57,200
You're a snob. You're stubborn.
316
00:14:57,200 --> 00:14:59,400
You're insanely competitive,
and have got us
317
00:14:59,400 --> 00:15:02,040
banned from most pub quizzes in a
five-mile radius of this place.
318
00:15:02,040 --> 00:15:04,520
You blame most things on capitalism,
even though you buy
319
00:15:04,520 --> 00:15:05,560
a lot of things online.
320
00:15:05,560 --> 00:15:07,960
And I know that because you get
most of it sent here, which is
321
00:15:07,960 --> 00:15:09,120
against work policy.
322
00:15:09,120 --> 00:15:10,600
Sometimes you pretend to see films
323
00:15:10,600 --> 00:15:12,480
when you clearly haven't just
to seem smart.
324
00:15:12,480 --> 00:15:15,040
Bod poser? What was that one?
325
00:15:15,040 --> 00:15:16,640
Oh, bad posture.
326
00:15:16,640 --> 00:15:17,800
Yeah, that's it.
327
00:15:17,800 --> 00:15:18,840
Bad posture.
328
00:15:18,840 --> 00:15:21,120
Uh, you can hit me quite hard
sometimes, and even though
329
00:15:21,120 --> 00:15:23,400
I know you're joking,
it's still technically assault.
330
00:15:24,840 --> 00:15:27,600
Sometimes you're mean
and you give the worst apologies.
331
00:15:27,600 --> 00:15:32,000
You give really bad hugs, and you
wear too much perfume sometimes.
332
00:15:33,000 --> 00:15:35,560
And that's it.
333
00:15:35,560 --> 00:15:37,000
Is that enough?
334
00:15:39,040 --> 00:15:40,120
Yeah, I reckon.
335
00:15:41,040 --> 00:15:43,080
You feel better now?
336
00:15:43,080 --> 00:15:44,840
Yeah.
337
00:15:44,840 --> 00:15:47,320
I don't feel anything for you now.
338
00:15:47,320 --> 00:15:48,800
Cool.
339
00:15:48,800 --> 00:15:50,120
Great.
340
00:15:53,560 --> 00:15:54,920
What are you doing here?
341
00:15:54,920 --> 00:15:56,480
I have no idea.
342
00:15:59,480 --> 00:16:03,680
I've just spent a day doing a shitty
job because I can't afford
343
00:16:03,680 --> 00:16:07,320
not to do it, because I just got
fired from my other shit job.
344
00:16:07,320 --> 00:16:12,600
So I'm busting my ass to
stay in a city I'm not even from.
345
00:16:12,600 --> 00:16:14,000
Like I...
346
00:16:14,000 --> 00:16:15,840
I didn't choose to move here.
347
00:16:15,840 --> 00:16:20,120
I... uh, obviously I moved here
because of, you know.
348
00:16:20,120 --> 00:16:25,560
And that didn't work out,
so I decided to say, and I don't
349
00:16:25,560 --> 00:16:29,440
know why I did, because I fucking
hate it here half the time anyway.
350
00:16:29,440 --> 00:16:32,280
People are so mean here.
351
00:16:32,280 --> 00:16:34,800
The air is literally poison.
352
00:16:34,800 --> 00:16:36,560
Everyone I know here is
an alcoholic.
353
00:16:36,560 --> 00:16:39,600
Everyone's like "Oh, go overseas,
Jessie, do your overseas experience,
354
00:16:39,600 --> 00:16:42,120
"it's going to be great," which is
fine, that's totally fine.
355
00:16:42,120 --> 00:16:45,840
But I, I don't... I don't have
anything to show for my time here.
356
00:16:46,840 --> 00:16:49,680
I work at a cinema for pretty
much no money.
357
00:16:51,760 --> 00:16:53,280
I haven't done anything.
358
00:16:53,280 --> 00:16:55,480
I haven't done anything.
359
00:16:55,480 --> 00:16:56,760
And I'm old now.
360
00:16:56,760 --> 00:16:58,400
I'm so old.
361
00:16:58,400 --> 00:17:00,520
I'm 28.
362
00:17:00,520 --> 00:17:01,640
I mean, I thou...
363
00:17:01,640 --> 00:17:04,000
I thought I would at least have
been divorced by now.
364
00:17:05,520 --> 00:17:07,240
At least be with someone.
365
00:17:11,040 --> 00:17:13,360
It's not like I have any
family here either.
366
00:17:13,360 --> 00:17:14,520
SIGHS
367
00:17:16,320 --> 00:17:17,880
I don't have a person.
368
00:17:21,240 --> 00:17:23,680
I mean,
Kate is my emergency contact.
369
00:17:23,680 --> 00:17:25,120
Kate.
370
00:17:25,120 --> 00:17:28,600
Do you know how scary it is to have
Kate as your emergency contact?
371
00:17:30,520 --> 00:17:32,880
And I know as I'm saying it out
loud, I can feel myself...
372
00:17:32,880 --> 00:17:37,240
I feel like a whiny piece of shit,
I can hear that, but I...
373
00:17:37,240 --> 00:17:38,720
I know it's my own fault.
374
00:17:38,720 --> 00:17:40,440
It's my own fault that I'm here.
375
00:17:42,400 --> 00:17:43,480
And that I'm me.
376
00:17:45,920 --> 00:17:47,440
And this is my life.
377
00:17:51,560 --> 00:17:53,560
And then I have bod poser.
378
00:18:01,440 --> 00:18:03,920
Uh, I, I actually meant
why are you here?
379
00:18:03,920 --> 00:18:07,120
Cos you're not
rostered on tonight.
380
00:18:09,760 --> 00:18:11,200
LAUGHS
381
00:18:13,320 --> 00:18:14,920
Fucking hell.
382
00:18:14,920 --> 00:18:16,280
Oh, God.
383
00:18:18,080 --> 00:18:20,400
I'm sorry,
I've had a really bad day.
384
00:18:20,400 --> 00:18:21,520
Aw.
385
00:18:21,520 --> 00:18:22,760
Oh, mate.
386
00:18:25,880 --> 00:18:28,000
Also I didn't get us
banned from that last pub quiz.
387
00:18:28,000 --> 00:18:30,240
Yes, you did. No, I didn't.
Cos he was a dick.
388
00:18:30,240 --> 00:18:32,800
Jessie, you yelled at the quiz
master. I, yeah, but he...
389
00:18:32,800 --> 00:18:34,040
he deserved it.
390
00:18:37,480 --> 00:18:39,240
That list was savage.
391
00:18:39,240 --> 00:18:40,480
You told me to do it.
392
00:18:40,480 --> 00:18:44,480
No, but I thought at least it would
have like a fun twist at the end.
393
00:18:48,160 --> 00:18:50,960
I can't believe you're over me
already.
394
00:18:50,960 --> 00:18:52,000
Sorry.
395
00:18:53,160 --> 00:18:54,440
I was kidding.
396
00:18:54,440 --> 00:18:55,560
Sorry.
397
00:18:58,600 --> 00:19:00,080
Ow.
398
00:19:00,080 --> 00:19:01,680
KNOCKING
399
00:19:01,680 --> 00:19:03,600
Why are you knocking?
400
00:19:03,600 --> 00:19:05,040
Cos I'm afraid.
401
00:19:05,040 --> 00:19:06,600
SIGHS
402
00:19:06,600 --> 00:19:08,120
Come in here.
403
00:19:13,320 --> 00:19:15,120
Sorry I was a bitch.
404
00:19:15,120 --> 00:19:16,160
Good.
405
00:19:17,360 --> 00:19:19,560
Because I brought you a present.
406
00:19:20,920 --> 00:19:22,360
LAUGHS
407
00:19:26,360 --> 00:19:27,480
Oh, my...
408
00:19:27,480 --> 00:19:29,680
Oh, Kate, I didn't even
want any of these.
409
00:19:29,680 --> 00:19:32,280
Well, neither did the general
public, apparently.
410
00:19:32,280 --> 00:19:33,880
They were a steal.
411
00:19:33,880 --> 00:19:35,720
Like, so cheap.
412
00:19:35,720 --> 00:19:37,080
Right.
413
00:19:39,240 --> 00:19:41,320
I feel sad.
414
00:19:41,320 --> 00:19:42,600
What's going on then?
415
00:19:43,840 --> 00:19:46,040
I think I have to go home.
416
00:19:46,040 --> 00:19:47,440
You are home.
417
00:19:48,640 --> 00:19:50,200
HOME home.
418
00:19:50,200 --> 00:19:51,960
Well, um, you can't.
419
00:19:51,960 --> 00:19:53,480
I burnt your passport.
420
00:19:55,920 --> 00:19:58,440
I think I want to go home.
421
00:19:58,440 --> 00:19:59,600
Right.
422
00:20:03,880 --> 00:20:07,160
You can't go.
What am I going to do?
423
00:20:07,160 --> 00:20:08,800
You survived before I got here.
424
00:20:08,800 --> 00:20:12,320
Well, I don't want some random
weirdo living in your room.
425
00:20:12,320 --> 00:20:14,920
I'll get someone nice
and normal and really hot.
426
00:20:14,920 --> 00:20:16,640
You're really hot.
427
00:20:16,640 --> 00:20:18,560
Or someone who can pay rent.
428
00:20:18,560 --> 00:20:19,880
That would be nice.
429
00:20:22,560 --> 00:20:25,280
If you go, you'll forget about me.
430
00:20:25,280 --> 00:20:27,640
You're not going to remember me
when you're old. Yeah.
431
00:20:27,640 --> 00:20:29,520
I'll try really hard not to.
432
00:20:32,560 --> 00:20:37,640
My dear, remember those heady days
when your gorgeous flatmate
433
00:20:37,640 --> 00:20:41,000
brought you back all these clothes
you never even cared for?
434
00:20:41,000 --> 00:20:43,280
How could I forget them?
It was utterly charming.
435
00:20:43,280 --> 00:20:45,760
My darling,
weren't our 20s outrageous?
436
00:20:45,760 --> 00:20:49,320
You bedded a damn movie star and
tossed him aside like a plaything.
437
00:20:56,840 --> 00:20:58,440
I'm going to miss you.
438
00:20:59,960 --> 00:21:01,360
I know.
439
00:21:01,360 --> 00:21:02,560
I'm great.
440
00:21:05,800 --> 00:21:07,720
You want a tea?
Yes, please.
441
00:21:39,120 --> 00:21:41,760
VIDEO: This could be the last video
ever taken of you.
442
00:21:41,760 --> 00:21:43,920
VIDEO: Shut up.
You can't say that.
443
00:21:43,920 --> 00:21:47,240
Kate? Ka... I...
444
00:21:47,240 --> 00:21:49,240
I didn't consent to any of this.
445
00:21:49,240 --> 00:21:52,640
What did you do? Oh, my God.
446
00:21:55,880 --> 00:21:58,120
VIDEO: This could be the last
video ever taken of you.
447
00:21:58,120 --> 00:22:00,800
Shut up, you can't say that.
448
00:22:00,800 --> 00:22:02,560
It's horrible.
449
00:22:03,880 --> 00:22:05,640
Aww, cute.
450
00:22:05,640 --> 00:22:07,640
Yeah, a little flower girl.
451
00:22:09,400 --> 00:22:11,760
It's a video.
452
00:22:11,760 --> 00:22:13,120
OK.
453
00:22:14,120 --> 00:22:15,600
SIGHS
454
00:22:15,650 --> 00:22:20,200
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