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>> LaFonda: TONIGHT ON
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"NEWSREADERS"...
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A CURE FOR CANCER?
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AND OTHER QUESTIONS WITH THE
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ANSWER "NO."
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PLUS, I INTERVIEW A CAT...
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SITTER.
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ALSO, FROM "PRIVATE PRACTICE" TO
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SOME OF HER MORE PRIVATE
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PRACTICES, MORE OF MY INTERVIEW
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WITH KATE WALSH.
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[ BOTH LAUGHING ]
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ALL THAT AND MORE, TONIGHT ON
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"NEWSREADERS."
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OUR MAIN STORY TONIGHT -- HOT,
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YOUNG HEDGE-FUND MANAGER
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MILES VAN CLEEF.
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HIS MULTIBILLION-DOLLAR FUND,
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CLEEFSIDE TRUST, AND HIS
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ROCK-STAR LIFESTYLE MADE
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INVESTING COOL AGAIN FOR THE
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FIRST TIME.
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BUT THEN, AMIDST ALLEGATIONS OF
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FRAUD, CLEEFSIDE TRUST WENT
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FROM BOOM...TO NO MONEY.
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NARGE HEMINGWAY REPORTS...
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>> WHEN I SAY "MILES VAN CLEEF,"
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YOU THINK "SCANDAL".
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MILES VAN CLEEF.
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BUT IT WASN'T ALWAYS THIS WAY.
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HIS NAME TOPPED EVERY "TOP 100
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ELIGIBLE BACHELORS" LIST.
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HIS FACE GRACED THE COVERS OF
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MAGAZINES FROM TOP 100 TO
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ELIGIBLE BACHELOR.
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HIS WAS A WORLD OF HELICOPTER
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BOATS, DOUBLE-CAGE FOIE GRAS,
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AND ALL-YOU-CAN-EAT SUPERMODELS.
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>> * SHAWTIES BE STUNTIN' *
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>> IN RAP SONGS, HIS NAME BECAME
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SHORTHAND FOR "MONEY."
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>> [ Rapping ] * YEAH *
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* POCKET FULLA VAN CLEEF *
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* YEAH *
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* POCKET FULLA VAN CLEEF *
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* YEAH *
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* POCKET FULLA VAN CLEEF *
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>> MILES VAN CLEEF SEEMED POISED
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TO BECOME THE WORLD'S YOUNGEST,
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AND OLDEST, AND ONLY
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TRILLIONAIRE...
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UNTIL MAY, WHEN ALLEGATIONS OF
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FALSIFIED STATEMENTS AND
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BANKRUPTED INVESTORS FORCED
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VAN CLEEF INTO A NEW
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RELATIONSHIP...
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WITH MEDIA SCRUTINY.
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INNOCENT? GUILTY? HANDSOME?
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OR A LITTLE BIT OF BOTH?
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SO FAR, THE JURY IS WELL-HUNG.
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BUT JUST WHO IS MILES VAN CLEEF?
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>> IF I HAD TO DESCRIBE MYSELF
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IN THREE WORDS, THOSE THREE
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WORDS WOULD BE...
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"NOT A LIAR."
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>> WHAT DO YOU WANT THE PUBLIC
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TO KNOW ABOUT YOU?
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>> THAT I'M A NORMAL GUY.
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YOU READ WORDS LIKE
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"CORRUPTION," "DEFRAUDING THE
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ELDERLY"...
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YOU GET IDEAS.
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>> YOU HAVE THE PRETTIEST EYES
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[Chuckling] I'VE EVER SEEN.
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LET'S GET THIS OUT OF THE WAY.
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THE S.E.C. CLAIMS YOU SIPHONED
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MILLIONS OF DOLLARS INTO A
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FICTITIOUS COMPANY, "CARPOOL,"
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WHICH YOU THEN USED TO BUY CARS
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AND POOLS.
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>> UNTRUE.
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>> MM-HMM.
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THEY ALSO CLAIM YOU FALSIFIED
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LEGAL DOCUMENTS NAMING YOUR DOG
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C.E.O. OF CARPOOL.
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>> I DON'T EVEN HAVE A DOG.
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[ DOG PANTING ]
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I DON'T KNOW WHO THAT IS.
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>> SO HOW DID MILES VAN CLEEF'S
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WORLD COME CRASHING DOWN?
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WHERE DID HE GO WRONG?
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I SPOKE TO FINANCIAL EXPERT
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ANYA TURPO TO FIND OUT.
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>> IT'S A PONZI SCHEME.
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CLEEFSIDE PROMISES 15, POCKETS
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THE MONEY, FINDS NEW INVESTORS,
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USES THEIR MONEY TO PAY OFF THE
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ORIGINAL 15, POCKETS THE MONEY
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ONCE AGAIN.
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>> I LIKE YOUR NAILS.
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>> OH.
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>> I'M NOT A WAITRESS?
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>> EXCUSE ME?
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>> THE COLOR -- IS IT "I'M NOT A
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WAITRESS"?
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>> NO, IT'S RED.
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>> Ah.
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>> I'VE LOOKED INTO THIS MAN'S
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BUSINESS DEALINGS, AND LET ME
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TELL YOU, THIS MAN IS GOING TO
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JAIL.
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>> WHAT'S YOUR OBSESSION WITH
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MILES VAN CLEEF?
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>> NO OBSESSION.
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HE'S A VERY CHARMING MAN.
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HE USED THAT CHARM TO DECEIVE
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THOUSANDS OF AMERICANS WHO
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WANTED TO BELIEVE HIM, MAYBE, SO
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I CAN UNDERSTAND GETTING SWEPT
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UP --
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>> "AWAY".
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"SWEPT" -- "SWEPT UP" IS RIGHT.
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WHAT YOU SAID IS RIGHT -- NOT
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"AWAY".
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>> RIGHT. YEAH.
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IT'S ALL THERE IN THE S.E.C.
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INVESTIGATION.
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>> RED LIP -- BOLD.
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>> IT IS.
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IS IT TOO ORANGEY?
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>> NO. NO, IT'S PERFECT.
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YOU LOOK GREAT.
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>> THANKS, I KNOW.
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>> [ SCOFFS ]
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>> [ SCOFFS ]
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>> DESPITE HAVING CLEARLY DONE
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NOTHING WRONG, THE SECURITIES
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AND EXCHANGE COMMISSION CAN'T
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TAKE ITS EYES OFF OF
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MILES VAN CLEEF.
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>> CLEEFSIDE TRUST IS A MASSIVE
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FRAUD THAT FAR EXCEEDS ANYTHING
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WE EVER SAW WITH MADOFF.
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>> SO COULDN'T YOU SAY,
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ARGUABLY, THAT THAT MAKES
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VAN CLEEF VERY SMART?
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>> UH, NO.
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>> OR VERY SUCCESSFUL?
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AT PONZI SCHEMES?
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>> VAN CLEEF IS UNDER CRIMINAL
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INVESTIGATION -- FALSE YIELD
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CLAIMS, DUMMY CORPORATIONS,
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DIVERTED FUNDS, OFFSHORE BANK
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ACCOUNTS, DOG C.E.O.
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>> NOT HIS DOG.
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>> HE MISLED CHARITABLE
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FOUNDATIONS INTO BANKRUPTCY.
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HE'S GOING TO JAIL.
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>> THE DOG?
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FACING AN INCREASINGLY ANGRY
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PUBLIC, AND WITH SO MUCH
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MISINFORMATION OUT THERE,
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MILES VAN CLEEF NEEDED TO SET
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THE RECORD STRAIGHT.
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[ PLASTIC BAG CRINKLING ]
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>> THE MARKET CAUGHT ME BY
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SURPRISE, LIKE IT DID EVERYONE
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ELSE.
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YOU KNOW, IF THERE WERE ONLY --
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>> YOUR TEETH ARE SO STRAIGHT.
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LOOK, YOU'VE LOST THE TRUST OF
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THE AMERICAN PEOPLE.
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WHAT REASON DO THEY HAVE TO
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BELIEVE YOU?
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>> IF THEY DON'T BELIEVE ME,
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THEY SHOULD TALK TO THE PEOPLE
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WHO KNOW ME BEST.
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YOU KNOW, THEY SHOULD TALK TO MY
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PARENTS.
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>> [ GASPS ]
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AH, I WOULD LOVE TO...
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GET THAT KIND OF PERSPECTIVE.
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WITH SO MANY UNANSWERED
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QUESTIONS ABOUT HOW CLEEFSIDE
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TRUST WAS RUN...
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[ GASPS ] OH, MY GOD!
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THIS IS THE HOUSE HE WAS BORN
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IN!
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SO TELL ME ABOUT MILES.
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>> HE DID IT.
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ALL OF IT.
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>> MILES EXITED THE WOMB LYING.
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>> OH, LOOK AT THOSE CURLS!
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AWWW!
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DID IT GET STRAIGHTER, OR DOES
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HE DO SOMETHING TO IT?
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>> POOR, ELDERLY TEACHERS LOST
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THEIR PENSIONS...
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MAKES ME WANT TO DIE.
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>> DO YOU HAVE ANY ALBUMS FROM
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HIGH SCHOOL?
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JUST WONDERING IF, YOU KNOW --
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DOES HE HAVE SOME OLD
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GIRLFRIENDS, OR IF HE HAD A
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TYPE?
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>> HE WAS A DICK.
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>> SOME GIRLS LIKE THAT.
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WHY WOULD ANYONE WILLFULLY BRING
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VAN CLEEF AND THE LOCAL ECONOMY
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DOWN?
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FORMER CLEEFSIDE EXECUTIVE AND
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WHISTLEBLOWER, NAME REDACTED.
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>> I WENT ALONG WITH IT AT
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FIRST, BUT THE NAMES ON THOSE
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ACCOUNTS HAD FACES...
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I MEAN HUMAN FACES.
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I WISH I COULD SAY THAT ABOUT
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THE C.E.O.
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>> OH, 'CAUSE HE'S A DOG.
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>> YEAH.
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DO YOU KNOW WHAT VAN CLEEF DID
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WITH THOSE OLD TEACHERS'
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PENSIONS?
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>> INVEST FOR THEIR FUTURES?
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>> HE BUILT A SWIMMING POOL
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SHAPED LIKE MICKEY MOUSE.
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>> MILES DOESN'T EVEN LIKE
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MICKEY MOUSE.
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>> MILES WAS MY FRIEND.
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[ Voice breaking ] I'LL NEVER
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FORGIVE HIM.
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>> WHAT'S HAP--
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WHAT'S HAPPENING WITH YOUR FACE?
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>> WHAT?
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>> ARE YOU CRYING?
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>> NO.
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>> EW.
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AT THIS POINT, VAN CLEEF HADN'T
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RETURNED ANY OF OUR FOLLOW-UP
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CALLS, E-MAILS, TEXTS, OR
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FACEBOOK REQUESTS.
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[ DOORBELL RINGS ]
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[ SCOFFS ]
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IT'S CLEARLY NOT A
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MICKEY MOUSE-SHAPED POOL.
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>> SORRY, MR. VAN CLEEF HAS BEEN
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ADVISED NOT TO GIVE ANY MORE
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INTERVIEWS.
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>> WHAT? WHAT DID --
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>> WE'RE NOT AT LIBERTY TO
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DISCUSS THE CASE FURTHER.
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>> DIDN'T HE HAVE FUN AT OUR
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FIRST INTERVIEW?
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I MEAN...
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[ DOG SCRATCHING ]
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CAN -- 'CAUSE...
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[ SIGHS ]
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[ CLEARS THROAT ]
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UH, UNFORTUNATELY, BUT
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UNDERSTANDABLY, DUE TO THE
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ONGOING NATURE OF THE CRIMINAL
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INVESTIGATION, VAN CLEEF WASN'T
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GRANTING ANYBODY ACCESS -- ANYA!
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>> HI, UH, PRIVATE FINANCIAL
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DISCUSSIONS.
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>> OH.
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I LIKE YOUR NECKLACE.
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THAT'S --
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IT'S -- IT'S, UH, IT'S NICE.
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IT'S PRETTY.
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IT TURNS OUT, VAN CLEEF'S
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INSTINCTS REGARDING LONG-TERM
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INVESTMENTS MAY HAVE BEEN A BIT
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SHORT-SKIRTED...
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-SIGHTED.
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VAN CLEEF CLEARLY GAVE THE
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PUBLIC THE SHAFT AND LEFT US
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HOLDING THE BALLS -- BAG.
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HOLDING THE BAG.
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[ EXHALES DEEPLY ]
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CAN YOU NOT BE IN MY WAY?
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I JUST WANT A CUPCAKE!
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>> * POCKET FULLA CUPCAKES *
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* YEAH *
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* POCKET FULLA CUPCAKES *
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>> WE'RE GONNA BE UNRAVELING
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THIS CASE FOR YEARS, BUT THE
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PUBLIC IS PAYING FOR IT RIGHT
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NOW WITH THEIR TAX DOLLARS.
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>> YOU KNOW, THOSE INVESTORS GOT
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THE CARPET PULLED OUT FROM UNDER
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THEM, WHICH, INCIDENTALLY, I DID
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TOO, IN ADVANCE OF THE SECOND
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INTERVIEW.
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>> I WAS FOLLOWING YOU UP UNTIL
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THE CARPET.
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>> I GOT WAXED.
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>> OH.
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>> THE AMERICAN PEOPLE DESERVE
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BETTER.
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>> MY HEART GOES OUT TO THOSE
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WHO HAVE BEEN HURT.
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>> WOW.
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I DIDN'T KNOW THE S.E.C. HAD
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SUCH A BIG HEART.
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S.E.C. -- SECURITY EXCHANGE OF
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IDEAS -- OR VOWS...
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COMMITMENT.
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>> I-IT'S "COMMISSION," BUT --
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OKAY.
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>> HOW OLD ARE YOU?
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>> LaFonda: MILES VAN CLEEF -- A
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TRUE STORY ABOUT THE CORROSIVE
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NATURE OF GREED, AND ABOUT HEDGE
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FUNDS, AND OURSELVES, AND HOW
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HEDGE FUNDS WORK, AND WHAT ARE
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HEDGE FUNDS?
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ALSO, A LOT OF STUFF ABOUT
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NARGE.
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NOW SOME THOUGHTS FROM
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SKIP REMING.
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>> OUR OFFICES HERE AT
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"NEWSREADERS" ARE ON THE 16th
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FLOOR, BUT I DON'T TAKE THE
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ELEVATOR, BECAUSE ELEVATOR
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ETIQUETTE IS A LOST ART.
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PEOPLE GET IN BEFORE LETTING YOU
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OUT, AND THEY FART AFTER THEY
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GET IN, THEN THEY FART BEFORE
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THEY GET OUT.
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BETWEEN THE AIR-RASPBERRIES AND
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THE CELLPHONE CHATTER, YOU CAN'T
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EVEN HEAR THE MUSIC.
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SO I TAKE THE STAIRS, BUB --
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16 FLIGHTS UP.
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GO AHEAD, FEEL MY CALVES.
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YOU COULD BREAK A POOL CUE ON
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'EM.
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HAIRLESS TOO, BECAUSE I'VE BEEN
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CRANKIN' UP MY SOCKS ALL THE WAY
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TO HELL AND GONE SINCE PUBERTY
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WAS A GLEAM IN MY ICY BLUES.
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THE STAIRS KEEP ME YOUNG.
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THANKS TO THOSE REPETITIVE,
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LITTLE RIGHT ANGLES, I WILL LIVE
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LONG ENOUGH TO WALK ON ANOTHER
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PLANET AND TASTE
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EXTRA-TERRESTRIAL FLESH.
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WILL IT BE BRINY AND FULL OF
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GRISTLE, LIKE A MANATEE STEAK,
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OR LEAN AND GAMEY LIKE A
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CHINAMAN?
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YOU EVER THINK ABOUT HOW WEIRD
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STAIRS ARE?
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IT'S LIKE YOU'RE WALKING ALONG
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AND THERE'S A FLOOR, THEN A
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LITTLE BIT OF A WALL, THEN A
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LITTLE BIT OF A FLOOR AGAIN,
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LITTLE BIT OF A WALL, OVER AND
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OVER AND OVER AGAIN -- IT'S
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CRAZY!
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ALSO, YOU EVER TRIED ECSTASY?
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IT'S WONDERFUL.
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>> LaFonda: NEXT WEEK ON
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"NEWSREADERS," WE ASK THE
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QUESTION, "QUESTIONS -- SHOULD
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WE ASK THEM?"
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AND DID TEXAS EXECUTE AN
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INNOCENT MAN?
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THE ANSWER WON'T SURPRISE YOU.
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ALSO, WE'LL BRING YOU A
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RICHES-TO-RAGS STORY FROM THE
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WORLD OF HIP-HOP.
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>> "VAN CLEEF" WAS SHORTHAND FOR
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"MONEY".
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HOW COULD I GO WRONG?
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>> LaFonda: AND DAN RATHER WILL
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BE HERE WITH SOME OF THE
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SIGN-OFFS HE DID NOT USE ON
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"THE CBS EVENING NEWS".
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>> I'M DAN RATHER.
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GOODNIGHT. AND REMEMBER...
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DON'T HATE THE PLAYA', HATE THE
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GAME.
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THANKS FOR JOINING US.
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I'LL SEE YOU TOMORROW, UNLESS
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YOU DIE IN YOUR SLEEP, WHICH
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HAPPENS MORE THAN YOU MIGHT
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THINK.
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AND THAT'S PART OF OUR WORLD
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TONIGHT.
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FOR "THE CBS EVENING NEWS,"
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DAN RATHER REPORTING.
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SOMEDAY, A REAL RAIN WILL COME
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AND WASH ALL THE SCUM OFF THESE
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STREETS.
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GOODNIGHT, AND STAY LOOSE IN THE
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CABOOSE.
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>> LaFonda: I'M LOUIS LaFONDA.
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GOODNIGHT.
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[ RAP MUSIC PLAYING ]
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>> [ Rapping ] * SHAWTIES BE
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STUNTIN' *
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* FRONTIN' FOR MY MAN-BEEF *
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* GRILL WIT' THE GOLD TEEF *
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* YEAH *
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* POCKET FULLA VAN CLEEF *
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* YEAH *
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* POCKET FULLA VAN CLEEF *
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* YEAH *
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* POCKET FULLA VAN CLEEF *
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* YEAH, THIS IS O.G. HEMINGWAY
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PUTTING IT DOWN FOR THE 20-12 *
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* AND YOU DO KNOW THAT *
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* THAT'S HOW IT'S GOIN' DOWN,
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Y'ALL *
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* YEAH *
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HA HA!
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