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Ugh.
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T.G.I.F. Am I right?You're telling me.
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Been folding laundry
since 3:00 a.m.
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Got blisters on my fingers
and bunions on my toes.
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I tell you the king's horse
kicked me in the head?
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It's been a rough one,
that's for sure.
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Absolutely. It's been a rough
week in the castle, too.
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Wednesday's bath?
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So tepid.
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And don't even get me started
on the lavender bath oils.
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I mean, is it too much to ask
for a spritz of honeysuckle?
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T.G.I. bath.
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Is that it?
Is that the one you said?
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I'd best get back
to work, then.
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Yeah.
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Oh.
Well, I mean, I-I think --
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I think you have another
few minutes on your break.
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We prefer to just be done.
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Aah!
Oh, God.
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I'm -- I'm so sorry, Stan.
I forget you were down there.
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"Sorry"?
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I see.
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Lovely work, though,
as always.
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♪ I've gone down
that road again ♪
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♪ I've been there before
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♪ Though want to know more
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♪ It's always been
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Damn it, I told you to kill
CountPeter, not FriarPeter.
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You know what?
I can't deal with this anymore.
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Just kill all the Peters.
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Any Peter, just kill him.
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Good morning,
Lord Vexler.
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Can this wait,
Prince Chauncley?
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I'm having kind of a tough day
on the job.
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As it happens,
that is why I am here.
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I've decided that I, too,
would like a job.
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You already have a job --
heir to the throne.
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That's not enough anymore.
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I want to
do something real.
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Something
I can take pride in.
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I don't care if it's
the humblest job in the kingdom.
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Eddie: ♪ Shoveling man,
shoveling man ♪
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♪ Nothing more humble
than a shoveling man ♪
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♪ Shoveling man, scooby-do...
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Wowie.
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This place
is fancy-nancy.
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So, uh, I assume
I'm here to be tortured?
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Actually, I was wondering
if your business
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was hiring at the moment?
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Nah, I-I can't really afford
to hire anyone right now.
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I'm working
140 hours a week,
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and my take-home's
half a coin.
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And that's not a big coin,
either.
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You know, usually it's one
of the little guys.
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Well,
I have some good news.
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I found you someone who will
work for you for free.
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Starting today, Prince Chauncley
will be your intern.
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Huh.
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Does he have any
shoveling experience?
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Oh, no way.
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He doesn't even know
how to use a spoon.
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I have to feed him soup
like he's a baby.
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So no qualifications.
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I'll tell you
his qualifications --
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He's the king's son.
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So no matter how badly
he screws up,
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you're gonna tell him
that he's doing a great job.
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And if you don't...
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Got it.
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That means you'll kill me,
right,
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when you did
the neck thing?
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Mm-hmm.
Okay.
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Just wanted to make sure
we're on the same page.
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Thank you.
Okay.
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Alright, I hereby call
to order this meeting
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of the Lower Murkford
Two Ladies Book Club.
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This month, we're reading
Virgil's "Aeneid."
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Maggie, I "nee-id"
to hear your thoughts.
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Well, I "book" forward
to telling you them.
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And I also am here.
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Look, Mikey, it's -- it's fine
that followed us here.
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It's just that this club
is really for people
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who've read the book.
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This is
my one day off.
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And I really -- I just want
to catch up with Maggie
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and my reading and --
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Yeah, I get it.
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Great.
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Catch you later, buddy.
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Yeah.
I'll catch you later, buddy.
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So...
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Agh!
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Don't hurt me!
Don't hurt me!
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Sorry, friend.
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We mistook you
for a wealthy noble.
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Release him!
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Wait!
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Who are you guys?
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Us?
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We're the Merry Band.
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We take from the rich
and give to the poor,
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whilst living every day
as an adventure.
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Wow.
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So you guys just hang out as,
like, a whole group together?
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You can join us
if you wish.
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Really?Yeah.
There's just one condition.
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You must be willing to...
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♪ Sing
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♪ We're a merry band,
we're a merry band ♪
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♪ We're all good friends,
we're a merry, merry band ♪
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♪ We take from the rich
and give it to the poor ♪
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♪ We're a fun little bunch
right to our little core ♪
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Wha--
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♪ We're a merry band,
we're a merry band ♪
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♪ We're all good friends,
we're a merry, merry band ♪
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♪ We're a merry band,
we're a merry band ♪
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♪ We're all good friends,
we're a merry, merry band ♪
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Wow.
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Huzzah! Huzzah!
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So, now we go and give it
to the poor?
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Nah.
Now we call Jerry.
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To buy drugs.
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Yo, Jerry!
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Got the same shit
from last week?
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Yeah.
5 coins an ounce.
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Price is going up, huh?
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Let me get
a little taste.
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Yeah.
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Whew!
That's good shit right there.
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Chauncley: Okay, boss,
tell me how it's done.
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Yeah. I mean,
the job's easy enough.
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All you do is, you knock
on the door,
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shovel it up,
collect the money.
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That's it.
You got it?
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-Easy-peasy!
-Right.
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-Come in.
-Hello.
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Any notes?
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Uh...
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No. No.
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That was good,
what you did.
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Woman: She's dead!
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Oh, shoot. I forgot
to collect the money.
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Should I go back in
and grab it?
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No.
Don't worry about it.
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They paid...
in their own way.
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Yikes.
We better boogie.
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Yes, back to work!
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Oh. Hey, Al.
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Oh, hey, bud.
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What -- What's that?
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Oh, um...
Oh, it's nothing.
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I'm just, like, kind of
in a merry band now.
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Merry band?
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You mean those burnouts
in the woods?
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Mikey, that's a gang.
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No, they're not.
They're cool.
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They sing and dance.
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They've got one song,
and it's terrible.
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It's very repetitive.
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They rhyme "merry band"
with "merry band" a lot.
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And it's all just very loud
and sweaty.
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Mikey, you -- you shouldn't hang
out with those guys anymore.
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Yeah, well, um,
I'll catch you later, bud.
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I have to say,
lunch tastes so much better
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when you've earned it
through a hard day's labor.
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Here comes the wagon.
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Neigh. Neigh.
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Mmm. Mmm!
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Well, I'm refreshed.
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Ready to go.
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Who is next
on the route?
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Frank.
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He's a friend of mine.
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Always been there for me.
He's a good man.
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He's got a wife and kids.
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Oh. Well, I look forward
to entering his home
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and representing
your business.
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Listen, uh,
the thing is...
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maybe on this one,
you don't go in there.
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Why not?
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Have I been doing
a bad job?
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No!
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You've been doing
such a good job,
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I-I want to
give you a promotion.
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Oh. Wow!
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Okay.
Uh, to what?
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You're gonna...
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watch for bears.
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Yeah.
Here's what you do.
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Take this stick, okay?
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And I want you to walk about
50 to 400 feet behind me.
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Be real quiet.
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And if you see a bear,
then hit him
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with the stick and shout
and -- and yell, "Bear!"
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This way, I'll know there's
a bear, and, you know...
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it'll play out from there.
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I want you to know I do not
take this honor lightly, sir.
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To have earned your respect
through my hard work alone...
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it means the world to me.
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I would not trade this stick
for any gilded laurel.
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Okay, great.
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Bears, bears, bears.
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What ho, good fellows?
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Not good, man.
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The shit Jerry sold us
is stepped-on.
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Oh, man.
I'm having a bad day, too.
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You know, I was walking
to my house,
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and I ran into my sister,
and she was being so annoying.
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She called you guys a gang.
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Can you believe that?
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You got a house?
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Uh...yeah.
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Are there valuables
in there?
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I mean, like, a couple.
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Why?
Let's go there.
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To sing?
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-Let's go there.
-No.
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You know what?
Actually, Rocco, I'm sorry.
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It's just that, um...
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I'm not really supposed
to have people over.
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Come on, Mikey.
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We're not just people.
We're your friends.
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Yeah. Uh, um, okay.
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Follow me.
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Bears, bears, bears.
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Hey, kid.
Are you alright?
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Oh, yes.
J-Just a little tired.
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T.G.I.F.
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You said it.
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I did.
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Smoke?
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Oh. Me?
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Yes. Thank you.
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Oh. Wow.
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Hey, you know
who you kinda look like?
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That guy on the money.
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Oh, um, yes.
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Yeah.
I get that a lot.
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But, no, that's --
that's not me.
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I'm just a laborer.
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Well, good on you.
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That's what
this town needs --
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plenty of hard-working
young people.
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Mm, yes, and fewer bears.
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Oh, th-that's --
that's my line, you see.
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I'm -- I'm a bear watcher.
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What the hell is that?
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Well, you know,
I follow behind my boss
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at a very great distance,
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and I wave a small stick
to fend off bears.
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And, uh, how many bears
did you fight off today?
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Well, um...
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Well, I-I suppose none.
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You got tricked good.
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Yes, well,
it's a very amusing jape.
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Hey, kid.
257
00:11:58,994 --> 00:12:00,202
Watch out for bears.
258
00:12:07,519 --> 00:12:10,522
Hey, guys, just try not
to touch too much stuff, okay?
259
00:12:10,557 --> 00:12:11,834
Oh, um...
260
00:12:11,869 --> 00:12:13,042
What the hell
is going on here?
261
00:12:13,077 --> 00:12:14,319
Oh, um, hey, Al.
262
00:12:14,354 --> 00:12:15,907
Sorry.
We're just hanging.
263
00:12:15,942 --> 00:12:17,322
Hey,
you can't smoke in here.
264
00:12:17,357 --> 00:12:20,049
We have a thatched roof.
-Oh, sorry, Constable.
265
00:12:21,257 --> 00:12:23,881
Okay, that's it.
Everyone out.
266
00:12:23,915 --> 00:12:25,399
What?!
Out! Get out!
267
00:12:25,434 --> 00:12:26,400
Al --
Al: Go! Out!
268
00:12:26,435 --> 00:12:27,505
What the --
269
00:12:27,539 --> 00:12:29,507
Hey, Rocco!
270
00:12:29,541 --> 00:12:31,371
What the heck, Al?
271
00:12:31,405 --> 00:12:32,579
We were just chilling.
272
00:12:32,613 --> 00:12:34,201
Yeah, well,
they robbed us.
273
00:12:34,236 --> 00:12:35,409
What?
Look!
274
00:12:35,444 --> 00:12:36,583
They stole my book.
275
00:12:36,617 --> 00:12:37,998
Well, no --
276
00:12:38,033 --> 00:12:40,104
Well,
it couldn't have been them.
277
00:12:40,138 --> 00:12:42,520
Come on. They wouldn't steal.
Those guys?
278
00:12:42,554 --> 00:12:44,349
Klepto Kyle?
Sticky-Fingers Pete?
279
00:12:44,384 --> 00:12:46,213
Rocco the Convicted Thief?
280
00:12:46,248 --> 00:12:48,008
There's no way they'd do that.
They're my friends.
281
00:12:48,043 --> 00:12:49,354
They're not your friends,
Mikey.
282
00:12:49,389 --> 00:12:50,873
They never wanted
to hang out with you.
283
00:12:50,908 --> 00:12:52,841
They just knew you were
an easy target.
284
00:12:55,913 --> 00:12:57,086
Oh.
285
00:12:57,121 --> 00:12:59,433
Mikey.
286
00:13:02,402 --> 00:13:03,506
Shit.
287
00:13:19,177 --> 00:13:21,283
Look, Mikey,
it's not your fault
288
00:13:21,317 --> 00:13:23,941
those guys turned out
to be such jerks.
289
00:13:23,975 --> 00:13:26,978
And I know how hard it is
to feel different.
290
00:13:27,013 --> 00:13:29,084
No, you don't, Al.
291
00:13:29,118 --> 00:13:30,430
You're different
in good ways.
292
00:13:30,464 --> 00:13:33,122
You're smart and cool.
I'm just dumb and stupid.
293
00:13:33,157 --> 00:13:34,606
That's why you don't like
hanging out with me.
294
00:13:34,641 --> 00:13:37,333
I get it, you know?
295
00:13:37,368 --> 00:13:40,405
I do dumb things, like letting
those jerks steal your book.
296
00:13:45,686 --> 00:13:49,242
Maybe we can
get it back.
297
00:13:49,276 --> 00:13:50,933
How?
298
00:13:50,968 --> 00:13:53,004
I'm not sure.
299
00:13:53,039 --> 00:13:55,420
But maybe we can figure it
out together?
300
00:14:01,633 --> 00:14:04,257
There he is.
301
00:14:04,291 --> 00:14:05,672
Congrats on
a bear-free day.
302
00:14:05,706 --> 00:14:08,468
Stop lying to me,
Mr. Shitshoveler.
303
00:14:08,502 --> 00:14:10,539
I know there are no bears.
304
00:14:10,573 --> 00:14:13,128
Or at least far fewer
than you led me to believe.
305
00:14:13,162 --> 00:14:14,508
You were just trying
to get rid of me
306
00:14:14,543 --> 00:14:16,165
because you think
I'm incompetent.
307
00:14:16,200 --> 00:14:18,202
Oh, come on. I mean,
with all that soup you eat?
308
00:14:18,236 --> 00:14:20,445
You got to be regular as hell.No.
309
00:14:20,480 --> 00:14:22,654
I mean you think
I'm bad at things.
310
00:14:22,689 --> 00:14:24,139
I don't think you're bad
at things.
311
00:14:24,173 --> 00:14:25,519
Yes, I am.
312
00:14:25,554 --> 00:14:28,315
I don't deserve
to wear this smock.
313
00:14:33,182 --> 00:14:34,528
I'm stuck.
314
00:14:34,563 --> 00:14:36,323
Alright, don't worry.
315
00:14:39,326 --> 00:14:40,534
Let's face it.
316
00:14:40,569 --> 00:14:42,122
I'm...
317
00:14:42,157 --> 00:14:43,572
worthless.
318
00:14:43,606 --> 00:14:47,472
If I wasn't the son of the king,
I'd have nothing.
319
00:14:47,507 --> 00:14:50,061
I mean, it's hard
to argue with that.
320
00:14:52,477 --> 00:14:53,996
But it's not your fault.
321
00:14:54,031 --> 00:14:56,205
Why not?
322
00:14:56,240 --> 00:14:58,380
Well, your problem isn't that
you're bad at things.
323
00:14:58,414 --> 00:15:02,556
It's that people don't tellyou
that you're bad at things.
324
00:15:02,591 --> 00:15:04,317
Including me.
325
00:15:06,595 --> 00:15:09,184
Alright, how about this?
326
00:15:09,218 --> 00:15:10,426
Clean slate.
327
00:15:10,461 --> 00:15:12,428
You start right
from the beginning.
328
00:15:12,463 --> 00:15:15,500
And this time, if you screw up,
I'll let you know.
329
00:15:15,535 --> 00:15:16,708
Really?
330
00:15:16,743 --> 00:15:18,262
Really.
331
00:15:18,296 --> 00:15:21,748
So, let's go over some
shovel motions, alright?
332
00:15:21,782 --> 00:15:24,164
The first one you're gonna
master is the scoop.
333
00:15:24,199 --> 00:15:25,407
Scoop.
334
00:15:25,441 --> 00:15:27,236
Alright, so, what you're
gonna wanna do
335
00:15:27,271 --> 00:15:29,238
is get your blade
close to the ground.
336
00:15:29,273 --> 00:15:30,239
Mm-hmm.
Right?
337
00:15:30,274 --> 00:15:31,344
Like this.
Yeah.
338
00:15:31,378 --> 00:15:32,724
Yeah.
Now give it a shot.
339
00:15:32,759 --> 00:15:34,381
Okay.
Yeah.
340
00:15:42,424 --> 00:15:44,564
Woman: She's dead!
341
00:15:44,598 --> 00:15:46,359
Any notes?
342
00:15:46,393 --> 00:15:47,429
You did bad.
343
00:15:47,463 --> 00:15:49,431
Mm.
I have to be honest.
344
00:15:49,465 --> 00:15:51,019
I don't think
shoveling's for you.
345
00:15:51,053 --> 00:15:53,090
Oof.
Well, that hurts.
346
00:15:53,124 --> 00:15:54,091
But thank you.
347
00:15:54,125 --> 00:15:55,264
Any time.
348
00:15:55,299 --> 00:15:58,716
Ohh!
349
00:15:58,750 --> 00:16:00,028
Shall we boogie?
350
00:16:00,062 --> 00:16:03,203
Yeah!
351
00:16:03,238 --> 00:16:05,136
What am I supposed to do
with some book?
352
00:16:05,171 --> 00:16:07,414
Come on, man.
It's a classic.
353
00:16:07,449 --> 00:16:09,451
It's gotta be worth
at least an eighth.Mikey: Hey, best friends.
354
00:16:09,485 --> 00:16:11,418
Sorry I'm late
to buying drugs.
355
00:16:11,453 --> 00:16:13,489
I had to swing by
the bank.
356
00:16:13,524 --> 00:16:15,388
Apparently, my rich uncle
just died,
357
00:16:15,422 --> 00:16:18,080
and I inherited
all this gold.
358
00:16:18,115 --> 00:16:20,289
I wasn't supposed to tell
anyone, but I trust you guys
359
00:16:20,324 --> 00:16:21,704
'cause you're my friends.
360
00:16:21,739 --> 00:16:23,223
Yeah, definitely.
Yeah.
361
00:16:23,258 --> 00:16:25,432
Hey, I'll trade you
this thing for the gold.
362
00:16:25,467 --> 00:16:27,745
Wow.
That's a great deal.
363
00:16:27,779 --> 00:16:29,471
Here you go.
364
00:16:29,850 --> 00:16:32,267
-Let me see.
-Al, now!
365
00:16:36,685 --> 00:16:38,411
This isn't gold.
366
00:16:38,445 --> 00:16:39,619
It's just dirt.
367
00:16:39,653 --> 00:16:41,103
Yeah, that's right.
368
00:16:41,138 --> 00:16:44,141
Who's the dumb one now?
369
00:16:44,175 --> 00:16:45,245
It's you!
370
00:16:45,280 --> 00:16:48,248
-Ow!
371
00:16:48,283 --> 00:16:49,663
You did great, buddy.
372
00:16:49,698 --> 00:16:51,286
We've got the book back,
373
00:16:51,320 --> 00:16:53,357
and all they've got is
a worthless bag of dirt.
374
00:16:53,391 --> 00:16:54,185
Yeah.
375
00:16:54,220 --> 00:16:57,430
I mean, it wasn't worthless,
but...
376
00:16:57,464 --> 00:17:00,157
Ahh.
377
00:17:00,191 --> 00:17:01,503
Wait. What?
378
00:17:01,537 --> 00:17:03,643
I mean, that was expensive.
379
00:17:03,677 --> 00:17:04,644
You bought the dirt?
380
00:17:04,678 --> 00:17:06,128
Yeah.
When?
381
00:17:06,163 --> 00:17:07,371
Earlier.
382
00:17:07,405 --> 00:17:09,131
From who?
The Merry Band.
383
00:17:09,166 --> 00:17:10,650
What?
384
00:17:10,684 --> 00:17:12,617
Oh, dang it!
385
00:17:12,652 --> 00:17:14,102
Maybe we can still
get it back.
386
00:17:14,136 --> 00:17:16,587
No, we can still trade
the book for the dirt.
387
00:17:16,621 --> 00:17:17,622
Would that work?
388
00:17:17,657 --> 00:17:19,452
Hey.
Yeah?
389
00:17:19,486 --> 00:17:23,180
How about, instead, you and me
go grab some dinner?
390
00:17:23,214 --> 00:17:25,182
Really?
I'll race you home.
391
00:17:31,843 --> 00:17:33,397
Guys, we've been over this.
392
00:17:33,431 --> 00:17:36,365
When you poison someone,
you have to write it down.
393
00:17:36,400 --> 00:17:38,160
We need to be keeping
track of this stuff.
394
00:17:38,195 --> 00:17:40,507
Who's been poisoned?
Who hasn't been poisoned?
395
00:17:40,542 --> 00:17:44,132
Otherwise, we're re-poisoning
people, wasting poison.
396
00:17:46,686 --> 00:17:48,101
Good evening, Lord Vexler.
397
00:17:48,136 --> 00:17:49,551
Oh, hi, Prince.
How was your internship?
398
00:17:49,585 --> 00:17:51,242
Ah, it didn't
exactly work out.
399
00:17:51,277 --> 00:17:52,830
Oh. Well, don't worry,
Your Highness.
400
00:17:52,864 --> 00:17:54,349
I will take care
of that peasant.
401
00:17:54,383 --> 00:17:56,868
Oh, no, no, no, no, no.
No, it wasn't his fault.
402
00:17:56,903 --> 00:18:00,389
I was just really,
really bad at it.
403
00:18:00,424 --> 00:18:02,874
Yeah, I-I burned down
several structures,
404
00:18:02,909 --> 00:18:04,669
I got myself stuck
in my smock,
405
00:18:04,704 --> 00:18:07,189
and I humiliated myself
in public.
406
00:18:07,224 --> 00:18:10,675
Yes. In many ways, it was
the worst day of my life.
407
00:18:10,710 --> 00:18:12,160
Oh, wow.
That sounds awful.
408
00:18:12,194 --> 00:18:12,746
Mm.
409
00:18:12,781 --> 00:18:16,164
Uh, but, hey...
410
00:18:16,198 --> 00:18:17,717
T.G.I.F.
411
00:18:19,305 --> 00:18:21,341
Yes.
412
00:18:26,967 --> 00:18:28,521
Thank you.
Y-Yeah.
413
00:18:28,555 --> 00:18:30,281
Sure.
414
00:18:33,767 --> 00:18:35,183
Your soup, sir.
415
00:18:35,217 --> 00:18:36,701
Oh.
416
00:18:40,464 --> 00:18:43,570
Uh, no.
417
00:18:43,605 --> 00:18:45,193
No. Thank you.
418
00:18:56,652 --> 00:18:58,447
Wagon.
419
00:19:06,731 --> 00:19:08,388
Ahh.
420
00:19:22,782 --> 00:19:26,337
♪ But I've been cheating
through this life ♪
421
00:19:29,271 --> 00:19:31,791
♪ And all its suffering
422
00:19:35,691 --> 00:19:37,417
♪ Oh, Christ
423
00:19:40,317 --> 00:19:43,182
♪ Am I good for nothing?
424
00:19:46,633 --> 00:19:48,704
♪ This life
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