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♪ Na na na nana na na na ♪
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Tobie:
Welcome to Just Roll With It!
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(theme music playing)
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(shouting and cheering)
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♪
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♪ Na na na nana na na na ♪
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♪
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Just roll with it!
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(bell ringing)
(children cheering)
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♪ Na na na nana na na na ♪
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(audience cheering)
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Welcome to
Just Roll With It!
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(cheering and clapping)
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When you hear this sound...
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(foghorn blares)
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You get to vote
on what happens to us in scenes!
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(cheering and clapping)
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Hey, where'd you guys
get those cool shirts?
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Aw, from the escape room
last weekend. Ha!
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We broke the record.
It was awesome!
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All:
♪ Escape squad! ♪
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Yeah!
(all laughing)
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Wait. Uh, why wasn't I invited?
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Uh...
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We put it in the group text.
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There's a group text?
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And whatever happens,
we'll have to...
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All:
Just roll with it!
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Woo!
(audience cheering and clapping)
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♪ Na na na nana na na na ♪
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♪
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Good afternoon,
ladies and gentlemen,
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and welcome to the
Youth of Akron Sports Society Spectacular games!
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Or as we like to call it,
the YASSS games!
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Nobody calls it that.
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We are streaming live
to literally dozens of viewers.
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Today, two fierce rivalswill face off againsteach other
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for a very good cause,
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and setting asideall personal vendettas.
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Look at Dirty Dan.
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Thinks he's so much
better than me,
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just because he's
better than me at most things.
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But today, I'm finally
gonna show him.
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Well, let's keep in mind
that today is about charity,
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and working together
as a team.
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It does feel nice to finally
get my blood pumping.
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This week has been
nonstop at work finding new sponsors.
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But now
(foghorn blares)
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(audience cheering
and clapping)
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Host:
All right, audience,it's time to vote.
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You choose.What sponsor did Rachel get?
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Whoo! All right. I'm excited.
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I'm excited! Whoo!
Let's go find some new sponsors.
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So we will start the scene
on Rachel's new line,
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which you will read
off of a note card.
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Host:
And let's get backto the scene.
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Director:
Action!
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And since they're
livestreaming the fundraiser,
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I promised one sponsor
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Molly's Mega Mouth
Stretcher...
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(cheering and clapping)
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That I would get them
some muchneeded exposure.
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Wow. This is quite
a production.
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Hi, I'm Rachel BennettBlatt,
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here to tell you about
Molly's Mega Mouth Stretcher!
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And here to help me
show you about this amazing new product
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is fourtime track and field
gold medalist,
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Sanya RichardsRoss!
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(audience cheering and clapping)
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You're a real gold medalist.
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In the flesh. Four times.
Oh, my goodness.
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(cheering and clapping)
Rachel: Wow.
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When you're an elite
athlete like me,
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you have to make sure
you stretch all of your muscles.
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Especially the ones
in your face.
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So that way, you can have
an awardwinning smile
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when you cross that finish line.
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I was wondering
how you did it. Yes! Oh, yeah, yeah.
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Molly's Mega Mouth Stretcher
lets you do just that.
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Wanna try it?
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I, I think I have to say yes.
(laughs)
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(laughing)
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Hope this doesn't
make me look silly. (laughs)
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(audience laughs)
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(Rachel speaking)
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(laughs)
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(Sanya speaking)
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(Rachel speaking)
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(Sanya speaking)
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(Rachel speaking)
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(Sanya speaking)
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(Rachel speaking)
(Sanya speaking)
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(Rachel speaking)
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(Sanya speaking)
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(Rachel speaking)
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Mm!
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(Sanya speaking)
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(Rachel speaking)
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(Sanya speaking)
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(Rachel speaking)
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(Sanya speaking)
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(Sanya speaking)
(Rachel speaking)
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(Sanya singing)
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(both singing)
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Yeah!
(Rachel singing)
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Whoo!
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(cheering and clapping)
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Let's give it up for
Sanya RichardsRoss!
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(cheering and clapping)
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Mr. Penworth:
If you're just tuning in,
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the proceeds from
today's games are going to the Akron Youth Club.
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Some of my best basketball games
have been played on that court.
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Oh, you went there
as a kid? Oh, no.
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I volunteer there.
I like playing sports against children
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because it makes me
feel powerful.
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I see. Well, your days there
might be numbered,
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because they've fallen behind
on their bills,
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and the bank is about to
shut them down.
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Same as they did
the old folks home, the hospital,
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and that company that
made sure there wasn't gasoline in our water.
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Hopefully we'll sell enough
tickets today to save the club.
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Ain't that right, kids?
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Stop smiling! Criminy!
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Nobody wants to
fork over money to happy kids!
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As for today's competitors,
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Byron Blatt and theBeatz101 family
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will be facing off againsttheir radio rivals,
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DJ Dirty Dan andthe Dirty Destroyers.
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Say there, Gator.
Aren't you part of the Beatz101 family?
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I sure am,
but they do not like including me in things.
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Check out this perfect form.
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I'd like to see DJ Dirty Dan
do a lunge this good.
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Is he looking at me right now?
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No.
Byron: He probably is.
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I hope he gets a good look
at this one.
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Ooh! Aah!
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What's wrong?
Aah. I just tweaked my bad knee.
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The doctor said you have to
be careful with your knees
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after that misguided
catapult stunt.
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Why don't you put on
your knee brace?
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Owen, are you insane?
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Never let your enemies
know your weakness.
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(loudly):
I am in perfect health.
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And many doctors have
even asked to study me
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to learn my tips for staying
in such good shape.
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Aah! Aah!
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Aah! Ooh!
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(horn echoing)
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Well, folks,
that mesmerizing sound
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from the Frank Morris
Ceremonial Conch
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means it's time for our games
to get underway!
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Oh, lookie here.
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It's Akron's second
most popular morning DJ.
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(chuckles)
Shows how much you know.
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I'm Akron's fifth
most popular DJ!
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(chuckles)
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You and your family
are going down faster than your ratings.
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As if! Nothing can go down
faster than my ratings.
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Ha! You just burned
yourself, Byron!
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That's 'cause I'm terrified
on confrontation.
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So I'm just talking
without thinking about what I'm saying.
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Yeah!
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Ha. Uh, little curve ball
here for you, folks.
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I'm sure most of you remember
that the last games we held
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got a bit too heated.
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So, this time,
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we decided to try
something new.
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Something new?
We're going to have each team
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trade one of their members!
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Now, I know this will be
a difficult decision, but,
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Byron, DJ Dirty Dan,
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you must offer up
one of your team members.
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Feel free to take
as much time
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as you n
Owen! We'll trade Owen.
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Whwhat? Why?
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Sorry, son.
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Rachel's my rideordie,
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and I'm scared of Blair
because she has no moral compass,
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and I'm not convinced
she feels pain.
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Wish it didn't
have to be this way.
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See you later. Byeee!
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I guess I'll send over
Dirty Dan Junior.
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You will pay for this, Father.
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Looks like things
just got interesting, Gator.
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I'll be honest.
I have not been paying attention.
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Terrific. Let's get
these games started!
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Welcome to the Dirty fam,
little Byron.
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(audience cheering
and clapping)
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I always wanted to be
in a Disney show.
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Check that off the list,
and it was so much fun!
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Thanks for having me.
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♪
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Gator:
Byron's got the ball!
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Passes it to some lady...
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And boom goes the dynamite!
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(whistle blows)
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Mr. Penworth:
Looks like the Dirty Destroyers have called a timeout,
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and Dirty Dan appears to be
having a pep talk
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with young Owen.
Not sensing a lot of chemistry, there,
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which coincidentally,
is what my date told me
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last week at minigolf.
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Been there, my dude.
Let's listen in.
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I've seen that look before.
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My old man was a real
sonofagun, too.
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But when your father
disrespects you like that,
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know what I've found to be
the best revenge?
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For the last time,
I'm not gonna pants my dad.
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Eh, just think about it.
All it takes is one quick yank.
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It just feels so weird
competing against my own family.
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Little Byron,
if you don't beat old Byron,
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he'll never respect you.
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Look, he gets caught up
in the competition sometimes,
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but no one respects me
more than my dad.
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Gator:
Byron Blatt makes a move around his own son!
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Mr. Penworth:
And the Beatz Ballers
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have won the
basketball competition!
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Disrespected, son!
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Someone just got
posterized!
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I go hard in the paint.
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This is King Byron's house.
My house.
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♪ Ooooh ♪ Aah!
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(triumphant grunt)
Still think he respects you?
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Time to get dirty!
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All:
Yes!
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Welcome back.
We're in hour three of our games,
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and a fire has
officially been lit
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under the butts of the
Dirty Destroyers.
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After a strong start
by the Beatz Ballers
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on the basketball court,
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the Destroyers came from behind
in gymnastics.
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Gator:
Good thing they call itgymnastics,
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because the Destroyers
are nasty!
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(laughs)
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Then the Beatz Ballers
took the track and field event
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when Dirty Dan Junior
dominated the pole vault.
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Gator:
Good thing they call itpole vaulting,
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because the Beatz Ballers
are nasty!
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(laughs)
That one doesn't even make sense.
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I'm trying to make it
my catch phrase.
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Please don't.
(chuckles)
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And who could forget about
Rachel BennettBlatt's performance?
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One of the fiercestcompetitors out there.
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And all of those were
just her warming up on the sidelines.
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Good thing they call it
volleyball,
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because that lady
Stop it!
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With the Dirty Destroyersand the Beatz Ballersneck and neck,
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we go to the final event
Oh! (foghorn blares)
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(audience cheering)
Ha ha ha!
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Host:
Okay, audience.
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You vote on whatsoccer challenge
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Owen will have tocompete in.
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What if it's a DJ competition?
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Tobie: Ooh!
Ramon: Oh!
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Let's go! Come around!
Waaah! Ramon: Yeah!
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Gator and Penworth
will be given a notecard
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with new dialogue to start.
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Rachel and Dirty Dan
will change.
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Host:
And let's get backto the scene.
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Director:
Action!
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Before we go to
our final event,
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we've arranged a special
oneonone match
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for the Dirty Destroyers
team member,
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Owen!
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(cheering and clapping)
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Mr. Penworth:
Come on up!
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Owen will be competing against
a surprise athlete
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in an event called
"Moving Human Target."
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(cheering and clapping)
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And for this event,
the Beatz Ballers
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have Akron Youth Club's
biggest fan and supporter.
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And threetime gold medalist,
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Heather Mitts!
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(audience cheering and clapping)
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Whoo!
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So, uh, Heather,
I, I used to play a little soccer.
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Do you think when I grow up,
I could be a gold medalist?
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Uh, sure! Mmmm.
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(laughing)
That's what I assumed. All right.
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In "Moving Human Target,"
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Rachel and DJ Dirty Dan
will be the targets
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that Owen and Heather
will have to try and hit.
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Gator:
To our competitors,
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if you hit the target,
you get a point.
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If you hit the body,
you get no point.
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(whistle blows)
(audience cheering)
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Rachel:
Whoa, that was closer than I thought!
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(buzzer buzzes)
Gator: Whoa! Strong kicks by young Owen.
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All:
Oh!
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Now remember, Owen,
the goal is to hit the target.
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All: Oh!
Gator: Way to go!
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One point for Owen!
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Aah!
(buzzer buzzes)
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(buzzer buzzes)
Ooh, no target at the knee cap.
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(buzzer buzzes)
Owen, did you mean to do that?
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Last one.
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(audience cheering)
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Aah!
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All:
Oh!
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Owen, is this going as well
as you thought it would?
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Um, absolutely not.
(laughs)
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Gator:
Al right, Heather, it's your turn.
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On the whistle,
start kickin' stuff!
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(whistle blows)
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(all cheering)
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(buzzer buzzes)
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Rachel:
Oh, you should do this for a living!
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(thwacks)
Oh!
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00:13:49,412 --> 00:13:52,672
Gator:
She's tied it up, and she takes the lead!
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Rachel:
I dare you. I dare
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(thwacks)
All: Oh!
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(thuds)
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(thuds)
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(thwacks)
All: Oh!
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She is so much better
than Owen!
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Owen: Yes.
Heather: I thought you did awesome.
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Great job.
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(cheering and clapping)
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And our winner is
Heather Mitts, everybody! Whoo!
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(cheering and clapping)
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Gator:
Heather, what made you want to compete today?
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Well, my son Connor
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is six years old,
and he loves this show.
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00:14:22,320 --> 00:14:24,490
(cheering and clapping)
Gator: So, uh, Owen,
324
00:14:24,489 --> 00:14:26,909
how does it feel to lose
to a real athlete?
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00:14:28,618 --> 00:14:31,118
You know, it actually
feels amazing.
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(Owen laughs)
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I mean, come on.
She has three gold medals. You know?
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I, I did pretty good, though.
329
00:14:37,168 --> 00:14:38,958
You did
You did awesome.
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Let's hear it for gold medalist,
Heather Mitts!
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(audience cheering
and clapping)
332
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(chuckles)
That event was kickin'.
333
00:14:47,095 --> 00:14:49,885
Ha ha ha.
And now we go to our final event
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Both:
Dodgeball!
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00:14:52,433 --> 00:14:54,273
Gator:
Ready, set,
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throw balls at each other!
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(whistle blows)
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00:14:57,438 --> 00:15:00,688
Mr. Penworth:
This is the grudge matchof the century.
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Both teams are out for blood!
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00:15:05,238 --> 00:15:06,448
Yeah!
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00:15:06,447 --> 00:15:09,487
Gator:
Bam! Ooh, that's gonnaleave a mark!
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Mr. Penworth:
Byron is machinegunningdouble throwing!
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00:15:11,994 --> 00:15:13,504
Incredible!
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00:15:13,496 --> 00:15:15,786
Gator:
Rachel catches, but, oh!
345
00:15:15,790 --> 00:15:18,540
She lost her concentrationand is out!
346
00:15:18,543 --> 00:15:19,883
Mr. Penworth:
Owen throws...
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00:15:19,877 --> 00:15:23,667
Byyyyyrrrrron!
348
00:15:23,673 --> 00:15:26,343
Gator:
Blair BennettBlatttakes one for the team,
349
00:15:26,342 --> 00:15:28,392
and goes down hard!
350
00:15:28,386 --> 00:15:31,256
No! This is for
my stepdaughter!
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00:15:33,808 --> 00:15:35,178
(screams)
(thuds)
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00:15:35,184 --> 00:15:36,894
(gasps)
353
00:15:36,894 --> 00:15:39,314
Owen, you're our last hope.
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00:15:39,313 --> 00:15:42,073
(coughs weakly)
Destroy them.
355
00:15:42,066 --> 00:15:43,316
(gasps)
356
00:15:43,317 --> 00:15:44,817
(screaming):
Don't you die on me!
357
00:15:44,819 --> 00:15:47,529
Don't you die on me!
358
00:15:47,530 --> 00:15:50,410
What are you doing?
I'm just tired!
359
00:15:50,408 --> 00:15:51,988
Sorry. My bad.
360
00:15:54,704 --> 00:15:57,294
(eagle screeching in distance)
361
00:15:57,290 --> 00:15:58,830
Well, son.
362
00:15:58,833 --> 00:16:01,383
(western showdown music)
Looks like it's just you and me.
363
00:16:01,377 --> 00:16:04,627
Real sorry about what
happened to your little girlfriend over there.
364
00:16:04,630 --> 00:16:06,300
Don't worry.
365
00:16:06,299 --> 00:16:08,129
You'll be joining her
soon enough.
366
00:16:08,134 --> 00:16:10,684
You made two mistakes,
Pops.
367
00:16:10,678 --> 00:16:13,308
One: I'm not in
the proper head space
368
00:16:13,306 --> 00:16:14,926
to be in a relationship
right now.
369
00:16:14,932 --> 00:16:16,272
And two:
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00:16:16,267 --> 00:16:17,687
Yeehaw!
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00:16:17,685 --> 00:16:19,645
(thuds)
Aah! Aah!
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00:16:19,645 --> 00:16:22,515
You told me about
your trick knee.
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00:16:22,523 --> 00:16:24,573
(all screaming)
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00:16:24,567 --> 00:16:26,187
Mr. Penworth:
Man down!
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Gator:
Ooh, and it looks serious.
376
00:16:27,737 --> 00:16:29,857
He is not getting up.
377
00:16:29,864 --> 00:16:31,994
It's official!
Dirty Destroyers win!
378
00:16:31,991 --> 00:16:34,621
I repeat,
Dirty Destroyers win!
379
00:16:34,619 --> 00:16:36,079
(cheering)
380
00:16:36,078 --> 00:16:39,748
Ooh, my knee! My knee!
381
00:16:39,749 --> 00:16:42,499
Aah! Why?
Dad... (sighs)
382
00:16:42,501 --> 00:16:44,301
What have I done?
383
00:16:44,295 --> 00:16:46,545
Byron: Why? Oh, my knee!
Betrayed your father. Nice work, kid.
384
00:16:48,132 --> 00:16:51,722
(audience cheering
and clapping)
385
00:16:51,719 --> 00:16:53,969
Hi, Dad!
That was awesome.
386
00:16:53,971 --> 00:16:55,351
I had so much fun.
387
00:16:55,932 --> 00:16:58,732
Well, we are wrapping up
this year's games,
388
00:16:58,726 --> 00:17:01,346
and I think we raised
a lot of money tonight.
389
00:17:01,354 --> 00:17:03,774
Gator, what was your
favorite part of today's events?
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00:17:03,773 --> 00:17:05,823
(foghorn blares)
Oh!
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00:17:05,816 --> 00:17:08,236
(cheering and clapping)
392
00:17:08,236 --> 00:17:10,856
Ha ha ha, ha ha!
393
00:17:10,863 --> 00:17:12,573
Host:
Last vote, audience.
394
00:17:12,573 --> 00:17:15,203
You choose:What kind of pool race
395
00:17:15,201 --> 00:17:17,371
did Blair compete in?
396
00:17:17,370 --> 00:17:19,330
I mean, it's a flashback,
397
00:17:19,330 --> 00:17:21,420
but it's what's
Gator's favorite part.
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00:17:21,415 --> 00:17:23,165
We will start on
Penworth's line,
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00:17:23,167 --> 00:17:25,207
"Gator, what was your
favorite part of today's events?"
400
00:17:25,211 --> 00:17:28,511
We will finish
the stunt outside.
401
00:17:28,506 --> 00:17:29,836
What?
402
00:17:29,840 --> 00:17:31,380
Aah!
403
00:17:31,384 --> 00:17:34,054
Host;
And let's get backto the scene.
404
00:17:35,054 --> 00:17:36,604
Director:
Action!
405
00:17:36,597 --> 00:17:39,057
Gator, what was
your favorite part of today's events?
406
00:17:39,058 --> 00:17:42,728
My favorite part was
when Blair did that giant water ball race!
407
00:17:42,728 --> 00:17:45,978
(cheering and clapping)
408
00:17:45,982 --> 00:17:49,492
I really should have
worked on my dive!
409
00:17:49,485 --> 00:17:50,985
Whoa!
410
00:17:50,987 --> 00:17:53,157
Audience (exclaiming):
Whoa!
411
00:17:55,366 --> 00:17:58,946
Well, Blair, I hope you
know your way around a pool,
412
00:17:58,953 --> 00:18:01,583
because this time,
the Dirty Destroyers
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00:18:01,581 --> 00:18:05,041
get their own
gold medalwinning elite athlete
414
00:18:05,042 --> 00:18:08,632
who is sure to give you
a run for your money in this event.
415
00:18:08,629 --> 00:18:11,969
Please welcome twotime
gold medalist,
416
00:18:11,966 --> 00:18:14,546
Amanda Beard!
417
00:18:14,552 --> 00:18:15,932
Whoa ho!
418
00:18:15,928 --> 00:18:17,968
(audience cheering and clapping)
419
00:18:17,972 --> 00:18:22,642
I'm, I'm competing against
a twotime winning gold medalist.
420
00:18:22,643 --> 00:18:24,483
I'm just excited to be here,
421
00:18:24,478 --> 00:18:27,608
to smoke a kid
in some competition.
422
00:18:27,607 --> 00:18:28,817
(laughing)
423
00:18:28,816 --> 00:18:30,526
Ready, set,
424
00:18:30,526 --> 00:18:32,736
water ball race!
425
00:18:32,737 --> 00:18:35,027
(whistle blows)
(audience cheering)
426
00:18:35,031 --> 00:18:36,951
Mr. Penworth:
Wow, they're off, Gator!
427
00:18:36,949 --> 00:18:38,739
Look at 'em spin it!
428
00:18:38,743 --> 00:18:40,663
Gator:
They are neck and neckright now!
429
00:18:40,661 --> 00:18:42,201
Mr. Penworth:
Or ball and ball!
430
00:18:42,204 --> 00:18:45,464
Yes! That's my daughter!
431
00:18:45,458 --> 00:18:48,168
Gator:
They are goingnowhere fast!
432
00:18:48,169 --> 00:18:50,589
Mr. Penworth:
Ooh, Blair took thatearly lead.
433
00:18:50,588 --> 00:18:52,718
She's to the end first!
434
00:18:52,715 --> 00:18:54,875
Gator:
What an upset!
435
00:18:54,884 --> 00:18:56,304
Mr. Penworth:
She's halfway there!
436
00:18:56,302 --> 00:18:58,142
Gator:
I cannot believethis is happening!
437
00:18:58,137 --> 00:18:59,967
This is a major upset!
438
00:18:59,972 --> 00:19:03,142
Amanda Beard,she looks like she'staken a tumble.
439
00:19:03,142 --> 00:19:07,192
Bennett versus Beard!A game that will go downin history!
440
00:19:07,188 --> 00:19:10,068
She's done it!She's done it!
441
00:19:10,066 --> 00:19:12,936
Yeah!
Mr. Penworth: The kid has done it!
442
00:19:12,943 --> 00:19:16,363
The winner is Blair Bennett!
443
00:19:16,364 --> 00:19:19,874
(all cheering, clapping)
444
00:19:20,284 --> 00:19:21,874
Blair, what are you
thinking about right now?
445
00:19:21,869 --> 00:19:24,249
Um, I'm thinking about just...
446
00:19:24,246 --> 00:19:27,206
Ha. How I beat her? Um...
(laughing)
447
00:19:27,208 --> 00:19:29,288
I'm surprised right now.
448
00:19:29,293 --> 00:19:31,923
I'm also out of breath,
because that takes the wind out of you.
449
00:19:31,921 --> 00:19:33,131
Mr. Penworth:
We would like to thank
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00:19:33,130 --> 00:19:35,130
gold medalist Amanda Beard.
451
00:19:35,132 --> 00:19:39,352
(all cheering and clapping)
452
00:19:39,345 --> 00:19:41,635
That was footage from
earlier this evening.
453
00:19:41,639 --> 00:19:44,729
And now it's time to announce
the clear and obvious winners
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00:19:44,725 --> 00:19:48,145
of the Youth of Akron
Sports Society Spectacular games.
455
00:19:49,438 --> 00:19:51,728
The Dirty Destroyers!
456
00:19:51,732 --> 00:19:53,652
Yes! Yes!
Let's go!
457
00:19:56,153 --> 00:19:57,993
Well, this is highly unorthodox,
458
00:19:57,988 --> 00:19:59,658
but I have just received
a late score correction
459
00:19:59,657 --> 00:20:02,027
from the judges.
460
00:20:02,034 --> 00:20:05,714
Section seven, paragraph four
of the rule book states that
461
00:20:05,705 --> 00:20:08,535
"If any competitor
intentionally harms an opponent,
462
00:20:08,541 --> 00:20:11,211
their team is immediately
kicked out of the competition!"
463
00:20:12,837 --> 00:20:14,377
Do you realize what this means?
464
00:20:14,380 --> 00:20:15,920
Yes!
465
00:20:15,923 --> 00:20:18,263
No, I'm asking.
What does this mean?
466
00:20:19,260 --> 00:20:21,890
It means that since Owen
intentionally aimed
467
00:20:21,887 --> 00:20:23,217
at his father's bad knee,
468
00:20:23,222 --> 00:20:25,772
the Dirty Destroyers
are disqualified!
469
00:20:25,766 --> 00:20:27,266
The Beatz Ballers win!
470
00:20:27,268 --> 00:20:29,728
Yes!
Yes!
471
00:20:31,689 --> 00:20:33,479
Mr. Penworth:
Get on up here, Beatz Ballers!
472
00:20:33,482 --> 00:20:34,822
We have some cheap medals,
473
00:20:34,817 --> 00:20:37,647
which I have been told
should not touch your bare skin.
474
00:20:37,653 --> 00:20:39,663
Uh, excuse me.
475
00:20:39,655 --> 00:20:41,445
Uh, wounded athlete
coming through.
476
00:20:41,449 --> 00:20:43,029
Ah, man...
477
00:20:43,033 --> 00:20:45,083
You never want to win
on a disqualification,
478
00:20:45,077 --> 00:20:47,247
but this is actually
a heroic story.
479
00:20:47,246 --> 00:20:49,366
A radio DJ maimed in action
480
00:20:49,373 --> 00:20:51,503
by his own son,
but through pure grit,
481
00:20:51,500 --> 00:20:53,590
perseverance,
and boyish good looks,
482
00:20:53,586 --> 00:20:55,166
was able to win the day,
483
00:20:55,171 --> 00:20:56,801
and teach Akron
how to love again.
484
00:20:56,797 --> 00:20:58,967
(clapping)
485
00:21:01,343 --> 00:21:03,433
(yells):
Yeah! Thank you!
486
00:21:03,429 --> 00:21:05,259
Wow!
487
00:21:05,264 --> 00:21:07,934
Wait! My dad is a fraud!
488
00:21:07,933 --> 00:21:09,193
(all gasp)
489
00:21:09,185 --> 00:21:10,935
I don't know what
you're taking about, son,
490
00:21:10,936 --> 00:21:12,766
but if you go wait
in the car like the sweet,
491
00:21:12,772 --> 00:21:14,152
angel child that you are,
492
00:21:14,148 --> 00:21:16,028
while I receive
my welldeserved honor,
493
00:21:16,025 --> 00:21:17,985
I'd really appreciate
If I injured your knee
494
00:21:17,985 --> 00:21:19,815
as bad as you claim I did,
495
00:21:19,820 --> 00:21:22,700
then why is your bandage
on the other knee?
496
00:21:24,116 --> 00:21:26,236
No! Yyou see, my...
497
00:21:26,243 --> 00:21:29,043
My knee was so injured
that, that...
498
00:21:29,038 --> 00:21:31,208
the ice and the bandage
were like,
499
00:21:31,207 --> 00:21:33,747
hurting it more.
So I moved it to the other knee,
500
00:21:33,751 --> 00:21:35,591
for safekeeping.
501
00:21:35,586 --> 00:21:39,086
And, and
Beatz101 doesn't deserve this illgotten check!
502
00:21:39,089 --> 00:21:41,879
Yes. Let the Dirtiness
consume you, child.
503
00:21:41,884 --> 00:21:43,594
Ha ha!
And neither do we!
504
00:21:43,594 --> 00:21:45,184
Uh, actually
(cracks)
505
00:21:45,179 --> 00:21:47,179
(thuds)
506
00:21:47,181 --> 00:21:49,101
It doesn't belong to
either of you!
507
00:21:49,099 --> 00:21:50,849
It belongs to the Akron
Youth Club!
508
00:21:53,270 --> 00:21:55,060
Right.
509
00:21:55,856 --> 00:21:58,106
Wow. I legit forgot about that.
510
00:21:59,652 --> 00:22:02,362
Me, too.
We made this about us.
511
00:22:02,363 --> 00:22:03,993
But the whole point
of this competition
512
00:22:03,989 --> 00:22:06,409
was to raise money for the kids.
513
00:22:06,408 --> 00:22:08,698
I was just so mad at you
for trading me
514
00:22:08,702 --> 00:22:10,372
that I lost sight of
what was important.
515
00:22:10,371 --> 00:22:12,291
Buddy, I'm so sorry.
I didn't mean to hurt your feelings.
516
00:22:12,289 --> 00:22:14,539
I should have never
traded you.
517
00:22:14,542 --> 00:22:16,342
Or at the very least,
I should have pretended like
518
00:22:16,335 --> 00:22:17,455
it was a tougher decision,
519
00:22:17,461 --> 00:22:19,881
so that you would feel better.
520
00:22:19,880 --> 00:22:21,970
I would have appreciated that.
521
00:22:21,966 --> 00:22:24,466
I'll do it next time.
(Owen chuckles)
522
00:22:24,468 --> 00:22:27,178
Well, I'm sorry I
mollywopped you in dodgeball.
523
00:22:27,179 --> 00:22:28,849
That's okay.
524
00:22:28,848 --> 00:22:31,388
If it makes you feel any better,
it didn't actually hurt.
525
00:22:31,392 --> 00:22:32,942
Because you're a little boy
and I'm a grown man.
526
00:22:32,935 --> 00:22:35,395
(chuckles)
Thanks, Dad.
527
00:22:35,396 --> 00:22:39,106
Okay, that's enough
of the kumbaya, touchyfeely stuff.
528
00:22:39,108 --> 00:22:41,488
It is time to hand out
the MVP award.
529
00:22:41,485 --> 00:22:42,485
Lay it on me.
530
00:22:42,486 --> 00:22:44,566
We forgot to buy
the MVP trophy this year.
531
00:22:44,572 --> 00:22:47,912
Uh, but, I do have
a halfeaten energy bar
532
00:22:47,908 --> 00:22:49,238
in my fanny pack
you could have.
533
00:22:50,703 --> 00:22:52,203
I'll take it.
534
00:22:55,583 --> 00:22:58,343
And that's our show!
535
00:22:58,335 --> 00:23:00,665
You guys have been
a great spectators!
536
00:23:00,671 --> 00:23:01,841
♪ Na na na nana na na na ♪
537
00:23:02,715 --> 00:23:06,425
(cheering and clapping)
538
00:23:10,806 --> 00:23:11,966
♪ Na na na nana na na na ♪
539
00:23:15,978 --> 00:23:17,398
♪ Na na na nana na na na ♪
540
00:23:21,775 --> 00:23:24,525
♪
541
00:23:26,614 --> 00:23:28,124
♪ Na na na nana na na na ♪
542
00:23:30,910 --> 00:23:33,870
(theme music plays
through credits)
543
00:23:33,920 --> 00:23:38,470
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