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♪ Na na na nana na na na ♪
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Tobie:
Welcome to"Just Roll With It!"
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(theme music playing)
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(shouting and cheering)
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You better be good!
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♪
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♪ Na na na nana na na na ♪
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♪
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All:
Just roll with it!
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(bell ringing)
(children cheering)
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♪ Na na na nana na na na ♪
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(audience cheering)
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Welcome to
"Just Roll With It!"
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(cheering and clapping)
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When you hear this sound...
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(foghorn blares)
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You get to vote
on what happens in scenes!
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(cheering and clapping)
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And I'm Betty Bubblegum,
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a spirit from a kids' show
that filmed here in the 1930s,
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and I am ready to
make my comeback.
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♪ I'm little Betty Bubblegum ♪
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♪ And boy we'll have
a lot of fun ♪
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♪ When we sing our cares away ♪
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(cheering and clapping)
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Betty, I don't think there's
room for a spirit on this show.
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(scary ghost voice):
I am the gatekeeper of the nether realm,
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and I feast on suffering.
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Not really sure we have
any suffering for you to feast on,
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but, but we do have
mini hot dogs backstage.
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I love mini hot dogs!
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(audience cheering and clapping)
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Anyway, no matter what happens,
we'll have to...
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All:
Just roll with it!
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(audience cheering and clapping)
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♪ Na na na nana na na na ♪
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♪
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(indistinct chatter)
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(recorder blowing)
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Hear ye, hear ye,
Akron Comic Fest.
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May the magic of my song
embolden me!
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(playing a lively tune badly)
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Okay, Owen.
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We got you safely inside,
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Yes!
which checks off all the boxes on our parenting duties.
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We'll pick you up
at 5 p. m. sharp.
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Be on the curb and ready,
because I'm not gonna fully stop the car.
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Wow. The ladies' bathroom
is empty here.
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Come on, Mom and Byron.
Let's dip out of New Dork City.
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Uh, Dad, Rachel, Blair.
I have a surprise for you.
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I didn't just get one ticket
to Akron Comic Fest.
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I sprung for the
Fantasy Family Pass!
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You shouldn't have done that.
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I'd love to, but I don't wanna.
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Remember when you all
forgot my birthday?
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Rachel and Byron: Yes.
Even though it's the same week as Blair's?
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Rachel and Byron: Yes.
And you threw her a big party?
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Rachel and Byron: Yes.
Well, here's how you make it up to me.
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I want us all to experience
the wonder of this convention
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together as a family.
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You can't embarrass
what you can't catch!
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Remember, curb at five!
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Now, Dad and Rachel,
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do not refer to me as Owen
for the rest of the day.
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I am cosplaying as
Owangus Elvington,
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the HalfElf Bard,
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my original character
from the Warlock World video game series.
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This is Jazzlynn,
the magical talking flute.
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She's not just a magic item.
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She's also my best friend.
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I think we need to take
that flute away from him.
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Oh, I forgot to mention
I also paid for
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the Lonely Gnome
status on our passes,
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so we can get Comic Fest
exclusives!
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Uh, wait.
How did you pay for all of this?
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Ah, the banks give
credit cards to kids now.
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I just had to sign up
for one of their
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"Lil' Spenders" accounts.
Look.
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They gave you a credit card?
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No. Dad cosigned for it.
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Why would you
sign him up for a credit card?
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I'm a fun dad.
I give the kids credit cards.
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These passes include
a meetandgreet with Chuck Spiner.
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Who the heck is that?
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Only the visionary creator
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of the awardwinning
video game series "Warlock World."
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(yelling): Oh!
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Chuck Spiner.
Uh, it's, it's you.
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I'm your biggest fan.
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Ha ha! I very much doubt that.
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It's such an honor to meet you.
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I have so many questions
Bup, bup, bup, bup.
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I do not have conversations
with anyone who doesn't have
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at least a fantasy level pass.
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All right, Mr. Moneybags.
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Come on. Let me show you
some other stuff
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you can buy.
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♪
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Wow. So many people to mock.
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Where do I start?
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(thuds)
(exclaims) Hi, Blair!
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Well, that was easy.
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Why are you here?
I thought nerds were smart.
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(laughs)
I'm actually here to meet Adrian Rose.
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He played Robobot
in my favorite scifi franchise,
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"Nebula Rising."
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And he's right there!
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As you know, my most famous line
from "Nebula Rising" was,
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"Does not compute.
Does not compute!"
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That line was
completely improvised.
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(applauding)
An actor's life. (laughing)
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(laughing raucously)
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Can you believe it?
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He's only charging
twenty bucks for autographs.
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Twenty dollars for that garbage?
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What a racket.
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What a... beautiful,
brilliant, profitable racket.
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Gator, you gorgeous fool!
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We're about to get rich!
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(Gator yelling)
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♪
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Check it out.
I bought the official
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Warlock World Goblin Grog.
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It's a mystery flavor that
tastes like nothing of this world.
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It's cherry.
(clears throat)
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Yeah. Yeah.
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Well, Owen, we've made
some memories here
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that will last a lifetime.
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In fact, it feels like
it's been a lifetime.
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But maybe it's time
to get going,
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'cause it seems like
things are kind of wrapping up here.
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Things are just
getting started! (cheering)
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It's time for a sneak peak of
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Warlock World:
War of the Warlocks.
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Who wants to give it a try?
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Ooh! Pick us! Pick us, Chuck!
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You and your parents,
get up here!
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(screaming):
Yes! Yes!
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Oh, my Yes!
(excited panting)
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All right.
Just put these googles on,
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and we'll get
this game started.
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(foghorn blares)
Ha ha ha!
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(audience cheering
and clapping) (yelling)
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Host:
We're going virtual,
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and Byron and Rachelneed characters.
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Pick the first halfof Rachel's character.
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And now pickthe second half.
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Now, pick the first halfof Byron's character.
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And now the second.
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We're going into
virtual reality. (laughter)
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You two are going to be
doing the rest of the episode
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in your video game
character costumes,
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as determined by
the audience. (laughing)
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Host:
Now, let's put themin a virtual world
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they've never seen.
Camera operator: And rolling...
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Director:
Action!
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Heh.
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This is different than
we rehearsed it. Ha ha ha ha!
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Ahem.
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Hello?
Hello? Dingdong.
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All: Oh!
Okay!
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(with Irish accent):
Greetings, weary adventurers!
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Perhaps you would like
to introduce yourself
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to everyone, good sir.
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Uh, well, uh, my name is
Sparklemane McCallahan.
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Uh, my favorite holiday
is St. Patrick's "neigh."
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(laughing)
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And I move really fast.
Watch my feet.
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And how about you?
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Would you, uh,
introduce yourself to everyone,
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and your special skills.
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Okay.
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Hi. Good to, uh,
good to see you.
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I'm a, a pirate.
Emphasis on "eye."
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(audience laughing)
Rachel: Uh, I have, a, a,
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cyborg eye that can help me
see into the future,
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and I see myself
getting very bored in this game.
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(laughing)
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And now, finally,
your fearless leader.
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Come here. Yes, yes, yes.
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Owangus Elvington.
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Serenade us with
your gift of flute!
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Ha ha ha!
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(playing a merry tune badly)
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(trilling)
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Byron: Wha
(all laughing)
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Who's that?
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(all laughing)
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Owangus! 'Tis I,
Jazzlynn, the magic flute!
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Now, let us sing of your legend.
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♪ Me me me me me ♪
♪ Me me me me me ♪
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♪ He is Owangus, halfelf,
and I'm his flute Jazzlynn ♪
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♪ Sit back 'cause we've got
a tale to spin ♪
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Take it away, Owangus!
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♪ Uh, you are Jazzlynn ♪
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Yep!
♪ My magical talking flute ♪
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♪ And I love your
gold trimmings ♪
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(cheering and clapping)
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Byron:
Yeah, that was amazing!
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(Byron laughs)
(audience continues cheering)
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That was so much fun,
but it's time for me to go.
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If you need me,
you know how to reach me. Peace!
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(audience laughing and cheering)
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Here. Take a load off.
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You three deserve a nice,
long break from questing.
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(dramatic music playing)
(panting)
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I need three adventurers
to go on a quest right now.
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Never mind. You're up!
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(Rachel sighs)
I knew he was gonna pick us. I knew it.
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Oh, adventurers.
(all laughing)
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The monster has taken
the dragon egg.
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That sounds like
the dragon's problem.
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Exactly.
Faun: No.
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He's taken it to
the Spinning Swamp.
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You must get it back.
If you don't,
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the realm will be lost,
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and everyone here
will disappear.
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Rachel: Oh...
(voice echoing) Disappear...
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Disappear...
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(energy surges)
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(Rachel and Owen exclaim)
Stop it.
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♪
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(audience cheering and clapping)
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A game within a game
within a vote within a vote.
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(pwish)
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♪ Na na na nana na na na ♪
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Got everything we need
right here.
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A bunch of posters,
a box of markers.
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Ooh, and a ring light
so we can charge double for selfies!
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Blair, this is great and all,
but why would people pay for our autographs?
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We weren't in "Nebula Rising."
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Or any space movie,
for that matter.
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Now that I think about it,
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we haven't been
in any movie at all, regardless of genre.
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We have no credits
to our name! None!
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Or do we?
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There's a ton of characters
in these movies,
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and most of them are
robot men, or aliens.
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No one knows who's
behind the masks.
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I bet people would
believe I was this adorable teddy bear thing,
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and that you were
this gross slug.
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Technically, that teddy bear
is a Kruellian NubNub.
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Yes, yes.
Details are important
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for a believable cover story.
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What's this gross slug called?
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Oh. That's Gross Slug.
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Well, somebody
phoned it in that day.
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Uh, I don't know.
This feels wrong.
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What would Adrian think?
Blair: Oh, right.
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00:11:39,532 --> 00:11:41,162
The chatty robodude.
251
00:11:41,159 --> 00:11:43,199
Gator, look at it this way.
252
00:11:43,203 --> 00:11:45,913
If what'shisbutt thinks
we're in the same movie,
253
00:11:45,914 --> 00:11:48,334
he'll want to be
best friends with you.
254
00:11:49,125 --> 00:11:50,705
Best friends?
255
00:11:52,962 --> 00:11:54,712
Let's lie to my hero.
256
00:11:57,967 --> 00:12:01,177
Movie star signatures,
two for twenty bucks!
257
00:12:01,179 --> 00:12:02,809
Cheaper than that guy's.
258
00:12:02,805 --> 00:12:05,475
Get 'em while they're hot.
Twenty bucks, people. (commotion, chattering)
259
00:12:05,475 --> 00:12:08,015
You heard it.
Get it while it's hot.
260
00:12:08,019 --> 00:12:09,309
Come on...
261
00:12:11,356 --> 00:12:12,976
Wow. Huh.
262
00:12:12,982 --> 00:12:16,322
When did you all build this?
Right.
263
00:12:16,319 --> 00:12:17,949
Byron: Right?
(Rachel laughs)
264
00:12:17,946 --> 00:12:19,986
I love the centerpiece.
(laughs)
265
00:12:19,989 --> 00:12:22,989
When, when is something
cool gonna happen?
266
00:12:22,992 --> 00:12:25,122
We've been in here for hours.
267
00:12:25,119 --> 00:12:26,999
Dad, it's only been 20 minutes,
268
00:12:26,996 --> 00:12:29,326
and we're not even halfway
through the quest for the,
269
00:12:29,332 --> 00:12:30,922
uh, the yes.
Dragon egg.
270
00:12:30,917 --> 00:12:32,787
The dragon egg. Right.
271
00:12:32,794 --> 00:12:35,344
Can't you guys at least
try to have fun?
272
00:12:35,338 --> 00:12:37,718
Rachel, how often have I
taken notes at your book club?
273
00:12:37,715 --> 00:12:39,335
A lot.
And Dad?
274
00:12:39,342 --> 00:12:42,182
How many times have I stuffed
my cargo pants full of crab legs
275
00:12:42,178 --> 00:12:44,058
at an allyoucaneat
restaurant,
276
00:12:44,055 --> 00:12:46,425
just so you could feel like
you got your money's worth?
277
00:12:46,432 --> 00:12:48,432
Every time.
278
00:12:48,434 --> 00:12:51,314
Can't you do this one thing
for me without complaining?
279
00:12:51,312 --> 00:12:53,902
Okay.
I'll try. But something better happen soon.
280
00:12:55,316 --> 00:12:58,776
(laughing)
281
00:12:58,778 --> 00:13:01,988
You have entered
the Spinning Swamp!
282
00:13:03,199 --> 00:13:05,659
Why do they call
the swamp "spinning?"
283
00:13:06,119 --> 00:13:08,659
Oh!
Oh. Wow.
284
00:13:09,831 --> 00:13:12,961
To keep yourself
from falling down,
285
00:13:12,959 --> 00:13:16,339
you must stop the ground
from spinning 'round.
286
00:13:16,337 --> 00:13:18,587
Stop the ground
(foghorn blares)
287
00:13:18,589 --> 00:13:20,129
(all exclaiming)
288
00:13:20,133 --> 00:13:21,683
What?
(audience cheering)
289
00:13:21,676 --> 00:13:23,506
What?
290
00:13:23,511 --> 00:13:25,811
Host:
What game should they play
291
00:13:25,805 --> 00:13:28,595
to stop the swampfrom spinning?
292
00:13:28,599 --> 00:13:30,639
They better not bring
the dragon out. (laughs)
293
00:13:30,643 --> 00:13:32,733
Host:
Let's go back to the scene.
294
00:13:33,730 --> 00:13:35,320
Director:
Action!
295
00:13:35,315 --> 00:13:38,935
To stop the spinning,
you must play a little game
296
00:13:38,943 --> 00:13:41,903
called "Swamp Bug Slayer!"
297
00:13:41,904 --> 00:13:44,954
(audience cheering and clapping)
298
00:13:44,949 --> 00:13:49,079
Use your archery set
to take out the swamp bug's teeth!
299
00:13:49,078 --> 00:13:51,748
Good luck!
(laughing)
300
00:13:51,748 --> 00:13:54,828
Whoa ho ho!
(dramatic music)
301
00:13:54,834 --> 00:13:57,504
Byron: Yeah,
we're going faster! Okay! Owen: This is fast!
302
00:13:57,503 --> 00:14:00,383
Whoa!
Yeah!
303
00:14:00,381 --> 00:14:01,801
Whoa!
304
00:14:01,799 --> 00:14:03,629
All right! Let's go, let's go!
305
00:14:03,634 --> 00:14:06,304
I got a shot!
Byron: Let's go! Whoa!
306
00:14:06,304 --> 00:14:09,474
Ah! Let's go, let's go!
307
00:14:10,308 --> 00:14:12,098
Ah! Let's go!
308
00:14:12,101 --> 00:14:13,601
Aah!
309
00:14:13,603 --> 00:14:16,113
(yelling)
310
00:14:16,105 --> 00:14:18,775
Byron:
Owen! Oh, missed!
311
00:14:19,275 --> 00:14:21,485
Rachel! Aah!
312
00:14:21,486 --> 00:14:22,566
Dad!
313
00:14:22,820 --> 00:14:24,740
(yelling)
314
00:14:24,739 --> 00:14:28,199
Owen:
Oh! Come on, we almost got it!
315
00:14:28,201 --> 00:14:30,041
(Owen grunts)
Rachel: Close!
316
00:14:30,036 --> 00:14:32,456
(all yelling)
Owen: Yeah!
317
00:14:32,455 --> 00:14:35,535
You failed!
318
00:14:35,541 --> 00:14:39,631
(dramatic music)
319
00:14:39,629 --> 00:14:43,799
Seems the Spinning Swamp
is all spun out.
320
00:14:43,800 --> 00:14:47,010
Now, only six hours remain
321
00:14:47,011 --> 00:14:49,851
before you find the dragon egg.
322
00:14:49,847 --> 00:14:52,477
How about Jazzlynn and I
rouse our spirits
323
00:14:52,475 --> 00:14:54,685
with a little jig? Ha ha.
324
00:14:54,685 --> 00:14:58,225
No, no, no, Owen.
Not another musical number. (thuds, cracks)
325
00:14:58,231 --> 00:15:01,401
Whoops!
Jazzlynn!
326
00:15:01,400 --> 00:15:05,320
My flute! My, my heart...
My friend...
327
00:15:05,321 --> 00:15:08,991
I'm so sorry, Owen.
I'll get you a new Jazzy Jeff.
328
00:15:09,909 --> 00:15:13,409
It's Jazzlynn!
Forget it.
329
00:15:13,412 --> 00:15:16,252
I thought this was something
fun we could all do as a family,
330
00:15:16,249 --> 00:15:18,419
but you're obviously
not interested in that.
331
00:15:18,417 --> 00:15:20,627
Why don't you guys
just go home?
332
00:15:20,628 --> 00:15:23,838
I'll be fine here. By myself.
333
00:15:26,759 --> 00:15:30,969
Byron, II think we're
bad parents.
334
00:15:30,972 --> 00:15:32,932
I kind of think so, too.
335
00:15:34,225 --> 00:15:35,515
Don't worry.
336
00:15:35,518 --> 00:15:37,938
I had bad parents, too,
and I turned out fine.
337
00:15:37,937 --> 00:15:40,307
Now, if you'll excuse me,
338
00:15:40,314 --> 00:15:41,824
I'm gonna go
visit my girlfriend,
339
00:15:41,816 --> 00:15:43,396
who I created in this game.
340
00:15:45,820 --> 00:15:50,320
(audience cheering and clapping)
341
00:15:52,201 --> 00:15:54,501
♪
342
00:15:57,331 --> 00:15:59,881
Well, if it isn't
my old friends,
343
00:15:59,876 --> 00:16:02,206
Kruellian NubNub
and Gross Slug.
344
00:16:02,211 --> 00:16:05,011
I didn't realize
you'd be here today.
345
00:16:05,006 --> 00:16:07,586
Yep. These cons are
very lucrative.
346
00:16:07,592 --> 00:16:09,932
Remember when
we shot in Tunisia?
347
00:16:09,927 --> 00:16:11,387
Sure do.
Yep.
348
00:16:11,387 --> 00:16:13,257
It was 115 degrees out.
349
00:16:13,264 --> 00:16:15,104
We were sweating
in our costumes,
350
00:16:15,099 --> 00:16:17,139
and Bruce made us all froyo.
351
00:16:17,143 --> 00:16:18,983
Love froyo.
Love Bruce.
352
00:16:18,978 --> 00:16:20,688
Love Bruce.
Love froyo.
353
00:16:20,688 --> 00:16:22,018
Ahha!
354
00:16:22,023 --> 00:16:24,483
I knew it. You're frauds.
355
00:16:24,483 --> 00:16:26,193
We never filmed in Tunisia,
356
00:16:26,194 --> 00:16:29,204
and Bruce never
shared his froyo, because he's a diva!
357
00:16:29,197 --> 00:16:30,527
Security!
358
00:16:30,531 --> 00:16:32,331
Feet, don't fail me now!
359
00:16:33,242 --> 00:16:35,292
I'm coming with! Wait for me!
360
00:16:35,286 --> 00:16:38,156
"Nebula Rising," baby!
Ha!
361
00:16:39,165 --> 00:16:41,995
Security, please!
362
00:16:42,001 --> 00:16:44,671
♪
363
00:16:45,838 --> 00:16:50,048
Owen. Buddy. Son!
364
00:16:51,177 --> 00:16:54,217
We just realized that,
you know how we said,
365
00:16:54,222 --> 00:16:56,772
we hated the game
and it's boring,
366
00:16:56,766 --> 00:16:59,556
well, now that
we think about it, it's really cool.
367
00:16:59,560 --> 00:17:01,810
Right. Totes cool.
368
00:17:01,812 --> 00:17:03,692
Guys, stop lying!
369
00:17:03,689 --> 00:17:05,269
I know you hate it here.
370
00:17:05,274 --> 00:17:08,324
Both:
What? No!
371
00:17:08,319 --> 00:17:11,739
Yeah, we don't like it. Uh...
372
00:17:11,739 --> 00:17:14,699
But we should have faked it,
like you do for the things we like.
373
00:17:14,700 --> 00:17:16,450
That's what family's all about.
374
00:17:16,452 --> 00:17:18,162
Pretending to like
the things you hate
375
00:17:18,162 --> 00:17:20,212
for the people you love.
Rachel: Mm.
376
00:17:20,206 --> 00:17:24,836
Um, I, I don't think that's
what family is all about.
377
00:17:24,835 --> 00:17:28,295
Sure, it is.
No, Byron can't stand it
378
00:17:28,297 --> 00:17:30,337
when I make him watch
old war movies.
379
00:17:30,341 --> 00:17:33,091
And Rachel hates getting
manipedis with me.
380
00:17:33,094 --> 00:17:35,894
But we hide our true feelings
from each other.
381
00:17:35,888 --> 00:17:37,968
And that's why it works.
382
00:17:39,767 --> 00:17:42,397
Anyway, what we're
trying to say is we're both really sorry,
383
00:17:42,395 --> 00:17:44,555
and we never meant
to hurt your feelings.
384
00:17:44,564 --> 00:17:46,444
Thanks, Dad.
385
00:17:46,440 --> 00:17:49,030
And also, we'll do
whatever we need to do
386
00:17:49,026 --> 00:17:51,566
to fix, Ja Jazz
Jazzlynn.
387
00:17:51,571 --> 00:17:54,951
Jazzlynn.
Did I get the name right this time?
388
00:17:54,949 --> 00:17:59,079
Whatever it takes, you say?
389
00:17:59,078 --> 00:18:01,158
There is a way.
390
00:18:01,163 --> 00:18:03,123
Why are you always
creeping around?
391
00:18:03,124 --> 00:18:05,844
We were having
a moment over here. Byron and Owen: Right.
392
00:18:05,835 --> 00:18:08,795
There is a way to save the day.
393
00:18:08,796 --> 00:18:12,506
Hear this troll
and play your role.
394
00:18:12,508 --> 00:18:16,298
Byron, recite a chant
and fix the flute.
395
00:18:16,304 --> 00:18:17,814
Oh!
396
00:18:17,805 --> 00:18:21,135
With this horn, I will do
397
00:18:21,142 --> 00:18:23,602
anything to bring
a friend back to you.
398
00:18:23,603 --> 00:18:26,153
Woo!
399
00:18:26,147 --> 00:18:27,567
Look at that!
400
00:18:27,565 --> 00:18:30,395
Owen: Whoa!
Byron: Oh!
401
00:18:30,401 --> 00:18:32,991
(exclaiming)
402
00:18:32,987 --> 00:18:36,197
♪ I'm fixed ♪
403
00:18:36,198 --> 00:18:38,198
Glad to have you back.
So good to see you again.
404
00:18:38,200 --> 00:18:40,330
My son has so few friends.
He was yeah.
405
00:18:41,579 --> 00:18:44,539
Okay. Now let's find
the stolen dragon egg,
406
00:18:44,540 --> 00:18:46,380
and save the realm from the...
407
00:18:46,375 --> 00:18:48,705
(pants)
evil monster.
408
00:18:48,711 --> 00:18:50,211
Wait, what? Monster?
Evil monster?
409
00:18:50,212 --> 00:18:51,552
Who!
Whoa, no, no, no, no!
410
00:18:51,547 --> 00:18:54,177
(coughing)
411
00:18:54,175 --> 00:18:56,965
Rachel: Blair!
Family!
412
00:18:57,637 --> 00:18:59,467
That is not a monster.
413
00:19:00,931 --> 00:19:04,101
Um, Blair, Gator,
what are you doing here? And
414
00:19:04,101 --> 00:19:07,611
You have your "running
from security guards" face.
415
00:19:07,605 --> 00:19:09,725
Are you running from
security guards?
416
00:19:09,732 --> 00:19:11,322
Little bit.
417
00:19:12,234 --> 00:19:17,534
In order to save the realm
from the evil monster,
418
00:19:17,531 --> 00:19:21,491
you must find
the stolen dragon egg.
419
00:19:21,494 --> 00:19:23,454
(foghorn blares)
420
00:19:23,454 --> 00:19:26,334
(all yelling)
Oh!
421
00:19:26,332 --> 00:19:28,252
(audience clapping)
422
00:19:28,250 --> 00:19:30,710
Host:
Two things to vote onthis time.
423
00:19:30,711 --> 00:19:33,261
First, should our heroessucceed
424
00:19:33,255 --> 00:19:35,625
and find the dragon egg?
425
00:19:35,633 --> 00:19:39,263
And second,what evil monstershould they face?
426
00:19:39,720 --> 00:19:41,930
Let's go find that
dragon egg, baby!
427
00:19:41,931 --> 00:19:43,971
Host:
Let's get back to the scene.
428
00:19:43,974 --> 00:19:45,434
Camera operator:
And rolling!
429
00:19:45,434 --> 00:19:46,854
Director:
Action!
430
00:19:46,852 --> 00:19:49,772
The dragon egg is hidden inside
431
00:19:49,772 --> 00:19:52,652
this magical rock wall!
432
00:19:52,650 --> 00:19:55,820
Now, everybody take some
enchanted swim goggles.
433
00:19:55,820 --> 00:19:57,990
This is not a good sign.
Byron: No.
434
00:19:57,988 --> 00:19:59,818
(laughing)
435
00:19:59,824 --> 00:20:05,544
Find the egg to defeat
the evil spider.
436
00:20:05,538 --> 00:20:08,328
(cheering and clapping)
437
00:20:08,332 --> 00:20:10,332
All right. We're up.
Let's go. Let's go.
438
00:20:10,334 --> 00:20:12,174
Rachel: Find this egg.
Byron: You got it, baby. You got it.
439
00:20:12,169 --> 00:20:13,959
Oh! This is glowing.
440
00:20:13,963 --> 00:20:15,803
♪
441
00:20:15,798 --> 00:20:17,088
(growling)
(Rachel yelps)
442
00:20:17,091 --> 00:20:19,051
(Byron and Owen exclaiming)
Come on!
443
00:20:19,051 --> 00:20:20,641
Come on!
Owen: Oh, wow!
444
00:20:20,636 --> 00:20:22,716
Byron:
I'm drawn to this.
445
00:20:22,722 --> 00:20:25,772
Rachel: All right,
get it, baby! (all exclaiming)
446
00:20:25,766 --> 00:20:27,766
Blair: Whoa!
Owen: Wow!
447
00:20:27,768 --> 00:20:30,268
Rachel:
All right, Blair. Pick us an egg. Come on.
448
00:20:30,271 --> 00:20:32,231
Yes!
Owen: Whoa! What is it?
449
00:20:32,231 --> 00:20:34,321
It's a magic potion.
450
00:20:34,316 --> 00:20:36,486
Owen: Oh!
Rachel: Oh, okay!
451
00:20:36,485 --> 00:20:38,315
Owen:
Why did Blair get the good one?
452
00:20:38,612 --> 00:20:41,532
(all exclaiming)
Oh!
453
00:20:43,534 --> 00:20:45,084
That guy again.
(Byron laughing)
454
00:20:45,077 --> 00:20:46,497
Yeah, he loves his job.
455
00:20:46,495 --> 00:20:48,455
Rachel:
I'm going back in.
456
00:20:48,456 --> 00:20:51,626
(all exclaiming, yelling)
457
00:20:54,962 --> 00:20:59,132
(all exclaiming, yelling)
458
00:21:00,217 --> 00:21:02,637
Blair:
I'm kind of scared for this one.
459
00:21:03,929 --> 00:21:06,059
♪
460
00:21:06,682 --> 00:21:08,982
Owen:
I hope I get a random coin.
461
00:21:08,976 --> 00:21:12,266
(all exclaiming, laughing)
462
00:21:12,271 --> 00:21:14,481
Oh, oh, oh,
whoa, whoa, whoa.
463
00:21:14,482 --> 00:21:15,902
I'm gonna take her spot.
464
00:21:15,900 --> 00:21:17,490
(all laughing)
465
00:21:17,485 --> 00:21:19,275
Here we go! Ha.
466
00:21:19,278 --> 00:21:23,198
(all exclaiming)
467
00:21:23,199 --> 00:21:25,949
Blair: This is what
Owen would have gotten.
468
00:21:26,494 --> 00:21:28,504
Milk chocolate bar?
469
00:21:28,496 --> 00:21:30,456
(all cheering, laughing)
470
00:21:31,373 --> 00:21:33,083
Owen:
I'm gonna find it.
471
00:21:34,794 --> 00:21:36,384
Oh, ho ho!
472
00:21:36,378 --> 00:21:38,418
Oh!
What, what is it? What is it?
473
00:21:38,422 --> 00:21:39,922
Owen:
It's the egg!
474
00:21:39,924 --> 00:21:42,474
(all cheering)
475
00:21:42,468 --> 00:21:45,098
(triumphant music)
(cheering continues)
476
00:21:45,095 --> 00:21:47,255
(clapping and cheering)
477
00:21:47,264 --> 00:21:50,684
You found it, but you're
not in the clear! (gasps)
478
00:21:50,684 --> 00:21:55,064
Beware! The monster
is finally here!
479
00:21:55,064 --> 00:21:56,774
(monster roaring)
(steam hissing)
480
00:21:56,774 --> 00:22:00,194
(audience screaming, exclaiming)
481
00:22:02,571 --> 00:22:07,491
Quickly! Use the dragon egg
to drain the monster's power!
482
00:22:07,493 --> 00:22:10,003
(Owen yells)
It's working!
483
00:22:09,995 --> 00:22:11,115
Yes!
Yeah!
484
00:22:11,121 --> 00:22:14,501
(monster roaring)
(all yelling)
485
00:22:16,252 --> 00:22:17,962
(monster screeches)
486
00:22:17,962 --> 00:22:22,172
Oh, no! The dragon egg
made the monster explode!
487
00:22:22,174 --> 00:22:26,554
All: What?
(all exclaiming)
488
00:22:26,554 --> 00:22:29,434
Byron: Hold the egg!
Hold the egg!
489
00:22:29,431 --> 00:22:30,931
(laughing and cheering)
490
00:22:30,933 --> 00:22:33,443
(spraying)
(Byron yelling)
491
00:22:34,603 --> 00:22:38,023
You've done it!
You've saved the realm!
492
00:22:38,023 --> 00:22:40,283
(triumphant music)
(clapping and cheering)
493
00:22:40,276 --> 00:22:42,776
That was epic!
494
00:22:42,778 --> 00:22:46,238
(audience cheering and clapping)
495
00:22:46,240 --> 00:22:48,910
Dad, Rachel,
what do you think of the game?
496
00:22:48,909 --> 00:22:51,999
Both:
Um, it was fun...
497
00:22:51,996 --> 00:22:54,326
Really? Honest?
498
00:22:54,707 --> 00:22:56,537
And that's our show!
499
00:22:56,542 --> 00:22:59,632
You guys have been
a great crowd! Yeah!
500
00:22:59,628 --> 00:23:01,588
♪ Na na na nana na na na ♪
501
00:23:01,589 --> 00:23:04,929
(cheering and clapping)
502
00:23:10,389 --> 00:23:11,889
♪ Na na na nana na na na ♪
503
00:23:15,728 --> 00:23:17,268
♪ Na na na nana na na na ♪
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