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These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:00,070 --> 00:00:09,990 Timing and Subtitles brought to you by Gone with the Shirt Team @ viki.com 2 00:00:22,070 --> 00:00:29,370 ♫ No indulgence in self-admiration, no desire for splendor. ♫ 3 00:00:29,370 --> 00:00:37,580 ♫ Living in a scene of bustling prosperity, viewing oneself as a made-up mirror image far away. ♫ 4 00:00:37,580 --> 00:00:41,800 ♫ Removing her ornate woman's attire, ♫ 5 00:00:41,800 --> 00:00:44,880 ♫ donning martial armor. ♫ 6 00:00:44,880 --> 00:00:48,910 ♫ Gentle and wonderful scenery fills the eyes, ♫ 7 00:00:48,910 --> 00:00:55,620 ♫how is this not still a battlefield? ♫ 8 00:01:01,160 --> 00:01:05,090 ♫ Autumn departs, winter arrives, just as Bailu ("white dew") turns to frost. ♫ 9 00:01:05,090 --> 00:01:08,850 ♫ The road is distant, the days are long, and only finished by death in battle. ♫ 10 00:01:08,850 --> 00:01:16,110 ♫ My heart wants to spend its last years with you, placed at your side. ♫ 11 00:01:16,110 --> 00:01:20,670 ♫ However long our lifetimes, ♫ 12 00:01:20,670 --> 00:01:24,550 ♫there's no time for melancholy. ♫ 13 00:01:24,550 --> 00:01:28,460 ♫ In the ash-grey sky, love exists above all,♫ 14 00:01:28,460 --> 00:01:31,740 ♫ just lift your head and look up hopefully. ♫ 15 00:01:31,740 --> 00:01:36,280 ♫ Brave and chivalrous bones, yielding emotions forged into steel, ♫ 16 00:01:36,280 --> 00:01:39,640 ♫ sharpened by practice to a cutting edge. ♫ 17 00:01:39,640 --> 00:01:43,350 ♫ Time is like a blade carving every moment onto your face, ♫ 18 00:01:43,350 --> 00:01:51,490 ♫ one will have no regrets, if you have loved. ♫ 19 00:01:55,940 --> 00:01:59,960 Oh My General 20 00:01:59,960 --> 00:02:03,380 The Living King of Hell is coming back to the capital. It says here 21 00:02:03,380 --> 00:02:06,920 that the "Living King of Hell" is over seven chi tall, unrivaled in height, 22 00:02:06,920 --> 00:02:09,920 A face that's like a white candle. Oh my, abundant leg hair! 23 00:02:09,920 --> 00:02:13,300 You have achieved great merit, therefore I must handsomely reward you. 24 00:02:13,300 --> 00:02:18,500 Conferring the second son of Prince Zhao, Zhao Yujin, as Nanping Junwang (Prince of Nanping Commandery)... 25 00:02:18,500 --> 00:02:22,100 He is to marry the Great General of the World's Military Force, Xuanwu Hou Ye Zhao, 26 00:02:22,100 --> 00:02:25,610 as his Princess Consort. End of decree. 27 00:02:25,610 --> 00:02:26,940 Oh my, Mother-in-law! 28 00:02:26,940 --> 00:02:31,080 What? This... weasel... is pushing me into a fiery pit! 29 00:02:31,080 --> 00:02:33,580 Do you have any objection to this marriage arrangement? 30 00:02:33,580 --> 00:02:38,000 None, Your Majesty! I'm thankful for your Imperial grace. 31 00:02:38,000 --> 00:02:41,170 Episode 3 32 00:02:44,380 --> 00:02:47,650 Sister-in-law, you are wise, kind and talented. 33 00:02:47,650 --> 00:02:51,830 Beautiful and good at martial arts, too. 34 00:02:51,830 --> 00:02:54,370 Don't lower yourself to my level. 35 00:02:54,370 --> 00:02:56,070 I will memorize and recite it. 36 00:02:56,070 --> 00:02:58,280 Recite it a hundred times. 37 00:03:03,690 --> 00:03:08,390 Sister-in-law wants me to embroider a phoenix. How do I do that? 38 00:03:09,820 --> 00:03:14,350 If I had known that it would be so troublesome to be married, I would not get married for the rest of my life. 39 00:03:42,940 --> 00:03:45,270 Military 40 00:03:46,650 --> 00:03:49,970 Fox, what are you doing here so late in the night? 41 00:03:49,970 --> 00:03:52,920 I'm here to help you resolve your desperate situation. You even attacked me? 42 00:03:52,920 --> 00:03:55,050 Who told you to be so sneaky? 43 00:03:57,860 --> 00:04:00,930 - What are you hiding behind you? - Make a guess. 44 00:04:02,070 --> 00:04:04,430 Not being honest? 45 00:05:45,250 --> 00:05:47,210 What are you doing, Fox? 46 00:05:48,850 --> 00:05:50,530 I... I... 47 00:05:50,530 --> 00:05:54,630 So how is it? Is it nice? 48 00:05:54,630 --> 00:05:59,080 Very nice. I didn't expect you brothers and old men to be so attentive to detail. You have good taste. 49 00:05:59,080 --> 00:06:04,380 Well... I have traveled a long distance very quickly to deliver your wedding dress. 50 00:06:04,380 --> 00:06:05,890 Aren't you even going to entertain me for a bit? 51 00:06:05,890 --> 00:06:10,360 That's easy to settle. I have a high grade nu'er hong. Let's have a few drinks. Come. (T/N: "daughter red" - made from rice and wheat, often served at weddings) 52 00:06:17,400 --> 00:06:19,270 Come, Fox. 53 00:06:28,130 --> 00:06:29,710 Thanks. 54 00:06:36,990 --> 00:06:41,240 Tell me. When this Prince of Nanping Commandery 55 00:06:41,240 --> 00:06:45,170 sees me in this dress, do you think he... he will like it? 56 00:06:45,170 --> 00:06:48,380 If I were he, I would be exceptionally happy. 57 00:06:48,380 --> 00:06:50,550 Really? 58 00:06:50,550 --> 00:06:55,170 Does this mean... that I don't look ugly in this dress? 59 00:06:55,170 --> 00:06:57,180 Not at all. 60 00:06:57,180 --> 00:07:01,640 That's good then. I feel a bit awkward. 61 00:07:01,640 --> 00:07:04,890 I'm going to take it off now. I must take good care of it. 62 00:07:17,800 --> 00:07:21,590 You are going to get married soon. 63 00:07:21,590 --> 00:07:26,670 You don't even know how to fold your dress. What will you do when you are married? 64 00:07:26,670 --> 00:07:28,880 I will learn. 65 00:07:31,760 --> 00:07:34,490 I've already delivered you the wedding dress. 66 00:07:34,490 --> 00:07:38,070 I've also said my blessings. 67 00:07:38,070 --> 00:07:43,680 Now... we should go back, each of us, to our own proper positions. 68 00:07:51,740 --> 00:07:53,380 Fox. 69 00:08:06,230 --> 00:08:08,220 Thank you. 70 00:08:21,730 --> 00:08:23,480 I should leave. 71 00:08:47,690 --> 00:08:49,640 Come. 72 00:08:49,640 --> 00:08:52,240 I'll drink with you! 73 00:08:56,780 --> 00:09:00,780 "At the distant port two or three small boats are docked." 74 00:09:00,780 --> 00:09:05,040 "As the wind blows against the reeds, it produces a faint rustling sound." 75 00:09:05,040 --> 00:09:09,420 "The wild goose asleep on the sandbar, now startled, flies off through the mist." 76 00:09:09,420 --> 00:09:14,900 "The waning moon shines on the little bridge over the stream, making it look coated in frost." 77 00:09:15,540 --> 00:09:20,410 "Worrying words of resentment rain down on both of them, winding around them and binding them together." 78 00:09:20,410 --> 00:09:26,140 "Soon after the new year has passed to cruelly be forced to part from each other." 79 00:09:26,140 --> 00:09:29,140 "The bountiful years pass by in a flash." 80 00:09:29,140 --> 00:09:34,310 "In a reckless and wandering manner a broken duckweed on the wind, blocked from any real benefit. To return again" 81 00:09:34,310 --> 00:09:39,970 into the depths of the jade building, there lie personal memories. (T/N: Liu Yong, Northern Song poet) 82 00:09:50,790 --> 00:09:53,700 The first dowry is the "Black Iron Whip" conferred by His Majesty! 83 00:09:53,700 --> 00:09:55,360 Hurry, hurry, hurry! 84 00:09:55,360 --> 00:09:59,150 This one at the rear is the "Golden Head Armor" with seven colored gemstones gifted by the Empress Dowager. 85 00:09:59,150 --> 00:10:04,830 And next are the additional dowries added by the Empress, Noble Consorts, and the high ministers. 86 00:10:04,830 --> 00:10:07,860 There is even an exquisite eight-treasures jewelry box! Western vanity dressing mirror! 87 00:10:07,860 --> 00:10:10,250 Red sandalwood dressing table! 88 00:10:10,250 --> 00:10:14,580 Furthermore, His Majesty conferred a sacred, garment-protecting agent, "Jinfang." (T/N: modern Chinese brand of fabric softener - "Comfort") 89 00:10:19,100 --> 00:10:20,830 Look at the wedding clothes of the General's family. 90 00:10:20,830 --> 00:10:23,350 The Empress Dowager especially instructed that after washing them, 91 00:10:23,350 --> 00:10:25,910 they should be soaked with "Jinfang" and they will become 92 00:10:25,910 --> 00:10:29,580 soft and silky, very easy to iron, the colors are fresh, vibrant, and even have a luster on them! 93 00:10:29,580 --> 00:10:31,580 - Right. Yes, indeed! - Looks like His Majesty 94 00:10:31,580 --> 00:10:35,370 really spent a lot just to marry the Living King of Hell off! 95 00:10:40,340 --> 00:10:42,330 Huli! We should hurry! 96 00:10:42,330 --> 00:10:44,560 Don't sway. Make it stable. Hurry... 97 00:10:44,560 --> 00:10:46,350 That way. 98 00:10:46,350 --> 00:10:49,240 This must be the "Wolf's Fang Club" that the Living King of Hell uses. 99 00:10:49,240 --> 00:10:53,330 There... there are even bloodstains on it. It-It has been used to kill people! 100 00:10:53,330 --> 00:10:55,790 Move aside... 101 00:10:55,790 --> 00:10:58,110 Don't sway! 102 00:10:58,110 --> 00:11:01,580 Lord Li, thank you. Please come in. 103 00:11:03,590 --> 00:11:05,160 Lord Huang. 104 00:11:05,160 --> 00:11:07,500 - Congratulations. - Thank you. 105 00:11:09,510 --> 00:11:11,340 - Boss Liu, please go in. - Congratulations. 106 00:11:11,340 --> 00:11:13,040 Thank you. 107 00:11:15,450 --> 00:11:16,370 - Madam Wang. - Congratulations. 108 00:11:16,370 --> 00:11:18,600 Congratulations. 109 00:11:18,600 --> 00:11:21,050 This way, please. 110 00:11:21,050 --> 00:11:23,460 - Landlord Zhang, please go in. - Congratulations! 111 00:11:24,470 --> 00:11:26,550 - Congratulations! - Thank you! 112 00:11:26,550 --> 00:11:29,530 Second Little Brother, today is your wedding day. 113 00:11:29,530 --> 00:11:33,040 Isn't your expression too unhappy? 114 00:11:34,370 --> 00:11:36,880 You are after all the biological nephew of the present Emperor. 115 00:11:36,880 --> 00:11:39,340 No matter how rude and unreasonable the General is, 116 00:11:39,340 --> 00:11:43,710 she will still give you some respect and won't be excessive. 117 00:11:43,710 --> 00:11:47,760 Second Little Brother, you have now been conferred as Junwang and are marrying a wife. 118 00:11:47,760 --> 00:11:50,460 You should start focusing on serious matters from now on. 119 00:11:50,460 --> 00:11:52,790 Stop playing around. 120 00:11:53,720 --> 00:11:56,710 Sister-in-law is educated, reasonable, tender, and virtuous. 121 00:11:56,710 --> 00:11:58,290 Of course, you can speak without hurting your back. 122 00:11:58,290 --> 00:11:59,530 What are you saying? 123 00:11:59,530 --> 00:12:03,050 Ye Zhao is a top meritorious subject of the government. She is highly favored by His Majesty. 124 00:12:03,050 --> 00:12:06,650 No matter how absurd you are, you shouldn't be this disrespectful. 125 00:12:06,650 --> 00:12:09,080 General Ye is brave and has outstanding talents. 126 00:12:09,080 --> 00:12:11,430 Junwang Zhao is beautiful like a flower and the moon. 127 00:12:11,430 --> 00:12:16,410 It's really a talented lady and beautiful lad. Perfect combination. 128 00:12:18,180 --> 00:12:21,650 From now on, it will really be a "good wife sings with her husband." 129 00:12:21,650 --> 00:12:24,310 It will become a legendary story. 130 00:12:24,310 --> 00:12:26,130 This Nanping Junwang 131 00:12:26,130 --> 00:12:29,970 is naturally born to be beautiful. He hates people joking about his appearance. 132 00:12:29,970 --> 00:12:33,650 Every word of what you said were like sharp swords 133 00:12:33,650 --> 00:12:37,890 that punctured someone's heart and it surely is bleeding now. 134 00:12:39,280 --> 00:12:43,630 Before, it was always this Nanping Junwang who bullied us. 135 00:12:43,630 --> 00:12:47,190 Today, I finally was able to see his sorry figure. 136 00:12:47,190 --> 00:12:49,590 I feel so satisfied! 137 00:12:49,590 --> 00:12:52,340 You... If you have the ability, come up here! 138 00:12:52,340 --> 00:12:55,680 - You... Come up here! - Calm down... 139 00:12:56,610 --> 00:12:59,570 Look. The bridal procession will be here soon. 140 00:12:59,570 --> 00:13:03,410 Prepare yourself. The bride will be here soon. 141 00:13:09,720 --> 00:13:12,520 Your Highness! Your Highness! 142 00:13:15,840 --> 00:13:17,590 "Wolf's Fang Club!" 143 00:13:20,680 --> 00:13:23,560 Second Little Brother, the bride will be here soon. Where are you going? 144 00:13:23,560 --> 00:13:26,050 I-I am going to pee. 145 00:13:26,050 --> 00:13:29,490 Try to endure it first. Just go after you finish the wedding ceremony. 146 00:13:29,490 --> 00:13:30,960 I can't hold it in anymore. 147 00:13:30,960 --> 00:13:34,690 - If you keep stopping me, I'm going to pee in my pants. - You! 148 00:13:34,690 --> 00:13:36,680 Hurry and immediately come back. 149 00:13:39,480 --> 00:13:42,320 Your Highness! The bathroom is on the west side! 150 00:13:42,320 --> 00:13:45,320 Xiao Xiazi, why are you just standing there? Keep watch of your Prince! 151 00:13:58,320 --> 00:14:01,090 Xiao Xiazi already checked it. 152 00:14:01,090 --> 00:14:02,670 This laundry section 153 00:14:02,670 --> 00:14:05,850 is the area with the least security. 154 00:14:05,850 --> 00:14:08,160 Stop with your nonsense. Liu Long, 155 00:14:08,160 --> 00:14:11,240 hurry and spread your sedating incense. 156 00:14:14,730 --> 00:14:17,170 There are quite a number of people. 157 00:14:17,170 --> 00:14:18,810 I must think of a countermeasure. 158 00:14:18,810 --> 00:14:20,570 So much nonsense! 159 00:14:20,570 --> 00:14:22,420 - You two... - Hurry and go. 160 00:14:22,420 --> 00:14:24,640 What are you here for? 161 00:14:24,640 --> 00:14:25,920 That... 162 00:14:25,920 --> 00:14:29,400 I am... 163 00:14:30,090 --> 00:14:31,970 I just passed by! 164 00:15:06,010 --> 00:15:07,660 Arrest him! 165 00:15:13,390 --> 00:15:15,550 What are you doing? 166 00:15:16,860 --> 00:15:21,240 I already said it. I was just passing by. 167 00:15:47,380 --> 00:15:51,090 That scared me. I thought we wouldn't pass the first stage. 168 00:15:54,460 --> 00:15:57,230 What are you two still standing there for? Come over here! 169 00:16:02,930 --> 00:16:06,190 - You scared me! So much that even my liver trembled. - Enough. Stop mumbling. 170 00:16:06,190 --> 00:16:08,990 Zhang Gui, where's the ladder that was your task? 171 00:16:08,990 --> 00:16:12,000 I'll go now to get it. I'll go get it immediately. 172 00:16:12,000 --> 00:16:13,820 Really... 173 00:16:13,820 --> 00:16:16,670 Guo Yuanjing, it's your turn to showcase your abilities. 174 00:16:16,670 --> 00:16:20,860 Don't worry. Just to imitate the call of a cuckoo, I didn't sleep for three days and three nights. 175 00:16:20,860 --> 00:16:23,730 - My throat was bleeding. I almost— - Enough. Enough. Don't say it anymore. 176 00:16:23,730 --> 00:16:25,540 Let's hurry and drag these people away first. 177 00:16:25,540 --> 00:16:28,360 - Okay. Right. Let's hurry and drag. - Hurry and move them. 178 00:16:36,180 --> 00:16:38,500 - Your Highness, Your Highness! Everything is prepared. We're just waiting for you. - They're here! 179 00:16:38,500 --> 00:16:41,250 - Your Highness! - In a rush! 180 00:16:41,250 --> 00:16:43,360 - I've let you all wait a long time. - Climb over the wall. Hurry and escape. 181 00:16:43,360 --> 00:16:44,990 Thank you, my beloved concubines. 182 00:16:44,990 --> 00:16:49,190 If not because of your help today, I fear that your husband... 183 00:16:49,190 --> 00:16:50,670 will die under the Wolf's Fang Club. 184 00:16:50,670 --> 00:16:54,200 Your Highness, if your wedding goes through, we all also will die. 185 00:16:54,200 --> 00:16:57,930 Your Highness, if you're able to escape, you must not forget us. 186 00:16:57,930 --> 00:17:02,710 Your Highness, if this matter gets found out, you must not rat us out, even if you're beaten to death! 187 00:17:02,710 --> 00:17:05,890 Don't worry. As long as that Living King of Hell is driven out of this house, 188 00:17:05,890 --> 00:17:07,580 I will come back and live good days with you all. 189 00:17:07,580 --> 00:17:09,870 Your Highness! Your Highness, if you still don't leave, it will be too late! 190 00:17:09,870 --> 00:17:13,960 Xiao Xiazi, go outside and move around. Don't let them chase us. 191 00:17:13,960 --> 00:17:16,430 - Let's go. - Let's go! 192 00:17:19,020 --> 00:17:21,560 Your Highness, climb up! 193 00:17:24,960 --> 00:17:34,930 Timing and Subtitles brought to you by Gone with the Shirt Team @ viki.com 194 00:17:39,320 --> 00:17:41,200 Push me up! 195 00:17:52,380 --> 00:17:54,360 Push harder! 196 00:18:19,760 --> 00:18:21,950 Louder. 197 00:18:33,830 --> 00:18:35,760 He's here... 198 00:18:37,690 --> 00:18:40,200 Where's the ladder! 199 00:18:41,000 --> 00:18:42,450 Ladder, right? 200 00:18:42,450 --> 00:18:45,260 - Hurry and bring it out. Hurry! - Ladder... 201 00:18:46,070 --> 00:18:48,580 That carpenter was too good! 202 00:18:49,520 --> 00:18:53,770 I asked eighteen people and after tossing about finally found the eighteenth generation descendant of Lu Ban, Carpenter Lu. (T/N: Zhou Dynasty engineer, patron of builders and contractors) 203 00:18:53,770 --> 00:18:57,480 Carpenter Lu is currently a very famous, highly-skilled carpenter. 204 00:18:57,480 --> 00:19:01,890 I told him that I'm gifting it to General Ye to aid her in attacking cities, plundering outposts, and protecting our empire. 205 00:19:01,890 --> 00:19:04,860 Without any more questions, Carpenter Lu agreed to help me create this moon ladder. 206 00:19:04,860 --> 00:19:07,230 Stop. We don't want to hear all those. Where is the ladder? 207 00:19:07,230 --> 00:19:10,730 Ladder! Where is the ladder? Hurry and bring it out! 208 00:19:10,730 --> 00:19:12,190 - Ladder... - Where is the ladder? 209 00:19:12,190 --> 00:19:14,080 This ladder was so great. 210 00:19:14,080 --> 00:19:21,180 Carpenter Lu said that this ladder can be extended indefinitely and even shortened and folded! 211 00:19:21,180 --> 00:19:23,620 Carpenter Lu even said that as long as there is enough wood, 212 00:19:23,620 --> 00:19:26,560 our ladder can provide General Ye... 213 00:19:26,560 --> 00:19:29,850 - Oh, wrong, provide General Ye in attacking— - What are you all doing! 214 00:19:29,850 --> 00:19:32,330 Where's the ladder? Hurry and bring me a ladder! 215 00:19:32,330 --> 00:19:33,930 Hurry up, quickly now! The person is already... 216 00:19:33,930 --> 00:19:35,720 The ladder! 217 00:19:35,720 --> 00:19:37,190 Ladder... My ladder... 218 00:19:37,990 --> 00:19:40,030 What are you doing? 219 00:19:46,950 --> 00:19:48,870 - What is that? - What is that? 220 00:19:48,870 --> 00:19:51,240 Brother, are you joking with us? 221 00:19:51,240 --> 00:19:52,730 It's a ladder. 222 00:19:52,730 --> 00:19:57,370 Listen to me. The person who relayed the message didn't say it clearly. 223 00:19:57,370 --> 00:20:00,530 Carpenter Lu also didn't understand it. So, he created this... 224 00:20:00,530 --> 00:20:02,500 What are you people going to do! 225 00:20:02,500 --> 00:20:04,370 I'll put it over here. 226 00:20:14,120 --> 00:20:16,230 Are you a pig? 227 00:20:18,390 --> 00:20:21,830 The person told me all about it. Look how wonderful it is. 228 00:20:21,830 --> 00:20:24,880 It's actually... still very pretty. 229 00:20:26,320 --> 00:20:28,910 Go to hell! 230 00:20:35,960 --> 00:20:38,070 Stop hitting... 231 00:20:38,070 --> 00:20:40,590 This dead pig... 232 00:20:41,590 --> 00:20:44,190 They're here! The bride is here! 233 00:20:44,190 --> 00:20:46,420 The bride is here! 234 00:20:46,420 --> 00:20:48,360 Beautiful! 235 00:20:48,360 --> 00:20:50,800 So beautiful. 236 00:20:50,800 --> 00:20:53,700 Living King of Hell... 237 00:20:53,700 --> 00:20:56,930 Oh, it's the bride. 238 00:20:56,930 --> 00:20:59,060 It's the bride! 239 00:21:04,000 --> 00:21:08,410 Qiu Shui, Qiu Hua, something is not right. Check the perimeter. 240 00:21:08,410 --> 00:21:10,010 - Yes. - Yes. 241 00:21:32,330 --> 00:21:36,470 General, my Second Little Brother just went to the bathroom. He'll be back soon. 242 00:21:36,470 --> 00:21:39,000 Xiao Xiazi, aren't you going to hurry and ask him out? 243 00:21:39,000 --> 00:21:41,050 Okay, got it. 244 00:21:42,020 --> 00:21:43,670 This way, please. 245 00:21:53,360 --> 00:21:56,180 I'm finally down. You three— 246 00:21:56,180 --> 00:21:58,160 Stop with the nonsense. While there's no one here yet, let's hurry and leave. 247 00:21:58,160 --> 00:21:59,510 Hurry and go. Go... 248 00:22:07,550 --> 00:22:10,750 Are we leaving or not? 249 00:22:10,750 --> 00:22:12,440 Let's go. 250 00:22:14,300 --> 00:22:16,010 What do you two want? 251 00:22:18,030 --> 00:22:21,270 The General ordered us to capture you and take you back to answer for your crime. 252 00:22:21,270 --> 00:22:25,680 You dare to run away from the General's wedding? I think you don't want to live anymore. 253 00:22:25,680 --> 00:22:28,690 Who are you two? I'm not afraid of you. Brothers, attack! 254 00:22:28,690 --> 00:22:30,560 Okay! 255 00:22:33,520 --> 00:22:36,890 No... I'm going all out with you two! 256 00:22:40,210 --> 00:22:41,870 N-No.... 257 00:22:42,740 --> 00:22:44,610 No way... 258 00:22:46,370 --> 00:22:48,980 The bride is here! 259 00:23:28,590 --> 00:23:31,810 The groom is here! 260 00:23:52,420 --> 00:23:54,160 Please. 261 00:24:40,460 --> 00:24:43,960 His Majesty has arrived. 262 00:25:13,400 --> 00:25:14,990 Rise. 263 00:25:17,790 --> 00:25:23,140 Today is the wedding day of the Nanping Junwang and Great General Ye Zhao. 264 00:25:23,140 --> 00:25:27,540 I have arrived bearing wedding wine cups for you to drink with. Jiang Luhai. 265 00:25:30,950 --> 00:25:35,830 Granting a pair of crystal cups with Mandarin ducks frolicking in the water! 266 00:25:35,830 --> 00:25:41,400 Wishing the Nanping Junwang and Great General of the World's Military Forces a loving married life, 267 00:25:41,400 --> 00:25:46,220 that the tree will grow branches and leaves and the more children, the more blessings. 268 00:25:48,830 --> 00:25:51,630 - Grandson. - Grandfather. 269 00:25:51,630 --> 00:25:57,040 Granddaughter-in-law, you two must bear children as soon as possible. 270 00:26:02,980 --> 00:26:08,440 You two give birth to someone with a "stick." Just like this doll. See? (T/N: a grandson) 271 00:26:20,040 --> 00:26:22,470 Give birth to a nest of them, okay? Hold this. 272 00:26:22,470 --> 00:26:27,260 Each one will become part of the Ye Army. Go to the borders to kill our enemies! 273 00:26:27,260 --> 00:26:28,970 Grandfather. 274 00:26:38,170 --> 00:26:40,040 I won't go through this wedding anymore! 275 00:26:41,190 --> 00:26:43,030 What did you say? 276 00:26:46,270 --> 00:26:52,400 Let me ask you again. Are you marrying or not? 277 00:26:52,400 --> 00:26:54,070 I'm not getting married. 278 00:26:56,690 --> 00:26:59,630 Men! Drag him out and behead him! 279 00:26:59,630 --> 00:27:03,920 Son, just agree with him. 280 00:27:03,920 --> 00:27:07,220 - Let's just go through with this marriage. - Mother. 281 00:27:09,470 --> 00:27:12,450 Son... 282 00:27:13,810 --> 00:27:17,950 Fine, Imperial Uncle. I'll get married. 283 00:27:20,140 --> 00:27:21,790 Zhao Yujin, 284 00:27:22,450 --> 00:27:26,430 today is your wedding day, so I won't make a fuss about what you've done. 285 00:27:26,430 --> 00:27:32,230 If you create any more trouble, I will not easily forgive you. 286 00:27:32,230 --> 00:27:33,890 Yes. 287 00:27:37,150 --> 00:27:38,620 Mother. 288 00:27:38,620 --> 00:27:40,950 Princess Consort Dowager Zhao, 289 00:27:40,950 --> 00:27:45,950 His Majesty has personally attended your son's wedding today. Being given such treatment, 290 00:27:45,950 --> 00:27:49,020 if you keep crying, that's so inappropriate! 291 00:27:49,020 --> 00:27:52,130 Moreover, it's unlucky. 292 00:27:52,890 --> 00:27:54,630 Yes. 293 00:27:59,310 --> 00:28:01,490 Continue with the wedding. 294 00:28:21,350 --> 00:28:27,660 The auspicious clouds in the sky have appeared. The dragon and phoenix of the earth are symbols of good fortune! 295 00:28:27,660 --> 00:28:35,170 The auspicious time has come. May the groom and bride proceed with the wedding ceremony! 296 00:28:36,470 --> 00:28:39,380 First bow to the heaven and earth! 297 00:28:40,910 --> 00:28:44,200 Second bow to the high stage! 298 00:28:50,190 --> 00:28:53,620 Husband and wife, bow to each other. 299 00:28:59,490 --> 00:29:03,500 What's that old saying? Destiny will make quarreling lovers meet. 300 00:29:03,500 --> 00:29:06,410 The feelings between husband and wife can be developed. 301 00:29:06,410 --> 00:29:10,010 They haven't even entered their room yet and are already getting intimate. 302 00:29:56,650 --> 00:30:01,420 "Spring's red flowers within the forest have withered too rapidly." 303 00:30:01,420 --> 00:30:05,210 "They have no alternative, as the next morning arrives shrouded in cold rain, and in the evening, the wind rises." 304 00:30:05,210 --> 00:30:09,070 "Rouge-laden tears as they appear preserve our intoxication with each other."` 305 00:30:09,070 --> 00:30:11,240 "When can we reunite?" 306 00:30:11,860 --> 00:30:17,890 "Surely in this long life, there always develop more things to regret, which are never-ending like that river flowing east." 307 00:30:31,160 --> 00:30:32,890 Junwang, 308 00:30:33,620 --> 00:30:38,830 are you going in on your own or do you want us to carry you in? 309 00:30:38,830 --> 00:30:40,540 I have legs. 310 00:30:41,330 --> 00:30:42,970 Please go in. 311 00:31:04,550 --> 00:31:07,650 Did they turn my bedroom into a weapons stockroom? 312 00:31:16,280 --> 00:31:20,760 Whoever marries the Living King of Hell has encountered eight lifetimes worth of bad luck. 313 00:31:38,450 --> 00:31:41,360 Living King of Hell, listen well. 314 00:31:41,360 --> 00:31:44,830 Don't think that just because you have a red veil on that you're already a woman. 315 00:31:44,830 --> 00:31:50,200 You're just a decoration that the Emperor arranged to be married into our family. I don't mind telling you.... 316 00:31:50,200 --> 00:31:53,660 Tonight, I'm going to sleep while embracing other women. 317 00:32:27,690 --> 00:32:33,770 Informing Mother-in-law, Junwang didn't go to his marriage chamber and instead went to Concubine Yang's bedroom. 318 00:32:34,500 --> 00:32:38,120 Which man can endure marrying such a wife? 319 00:32:38,120 --> 00:32:40,190 Just let him be. 320 00:32:41,970 --> 00:32:43,540 Yes. 321 00:32:54,650 --> 00:32:56,630 Oh, it's Junwang. 322 00:32:56,630 --> 00:33:00,210 We haven't seen each other at night for more than half a year. 323 00:33:00,210 --> 00:33:05,190 Because of the dimness of the light, I wasn't able to recognize you immediately. 324 00:33:05,190 --> 00:33:09,380 For the past year, I kept playing around outside and rarely came to your place. 325 00:33:09,380 --> 00:33:11,450 Now, I've encountered a little trouble. 326 00:33:11,450 --> 00:33:14,710 Hey. Hey! 327 00:33:32,980 --> 00:33:35,840 Junwang? Hey, Junwang! 328 00:33:36,510 --> 00:33:38,580 Hey, Junwang... 329 00:33:39,320 --> 00:33:42,660 Junwang... 330 00:33:42,660 --> 00:33:46,410 Junwang, my stomach is aching. My eyes are unwell, too. 331 00:33:46,410 --> 00:33:49,440 My head aches, too. For these past days, I kept feeling weak. I am unable to sleep well, too. 332 00:33:49,440 --> 00:33:52,580 When I sleep, I will even punch and curse. I am afraid that you'll get frightened. 333 00:33:52,580 --> 00:33:55,830 How about you just go look for Xuan'er? 334 00:33:55,830 --> 00:33:58,200 Such a good "throwing stones on someone when they're already down a well", bitch! (T/N: idiom hitting while down) 335 00:33:58,200 --> 00:34:02,340 Usually, you would say that we have such deep affection. But now, you are actually treating me this way? 336 00:34:02,340 --> 00:34:06,450 Just because my family background is weak, you covertly compete with me. 337 00:34:06,450 --> 00:34:10,700 Today, you actually instigated Junwang to sleep in my room on his wedding night? 338 00:34:10,700 --> 00:34:14,210 So that female demon will take my life with one blade. 339 00:34:14,210 --> 00:34:15,590 You want me dead? 340 00:34:15,590 --> 00:34:19,090 Just bring a knife and kill me. You don't need to use such a despicable method! 341 00:34:19,090 --> 00:34:22,040 - No, you... - Junwang! 342 00:34:22,620 --> 00:34:26,990 Consider the fact that I've served you since you were little, please give me a chance to live. 343 00:34:26,990 --> 00:34:33,500 Just let me serve Buddha from now on until the end of my life. Junwang... (T/N become a nun) 344 00:34:36,920 --> 00:34:41,240 Junwang! It's not that I don't want to serve you. 345 00:34:41,240 --> 00:34:44,260 Junwang... 346 00:34:44,260 --> 00:34:46,360 Your Highness.... 347 00:34:47,040 --> 00:34:48,600 Hey. 348 00:34:53,320 --> 00:34:54,770 Stop it. 349 00:34:54,770 --> 00:34:58,600 You two... One is pretending to be crazy and stupid, the other crying herself into a ghost-like appearance. 350 00:34:58,600 --> 00:35:03,100 It's as if I'm forcing some honest girl into prostitution. You women are so unkind! 351 00:35:03,100 --> 00:35:05,930 It's such a waste to provide for you two. 352 00:35:05,930 --> 00:35:11,520 Junwang! 353 00:35:12,390 --> 00:35:14,860 Junwang... 354 00:35:19,970 --> 00:35:21,780 Xiao Cui! 355 00:35:23,070 --> 00:35:27,930 Give me some tea. Give Xuan'er some, too. 356 00:35:36,270 --> 00:35:38,080 Xiao Xiazi! 357 00:35:41,190 --> 00:35:44,250 - Junwang. - Give me some tea and some snacks. 358 00:35:44,250 --> 00:35:46,100 Also... bring me a blanket. 359 00:35:46,100 --> 00:35:49,740 Blanket? How would I dare? 360 00:35:49,740 --> 00:35:53,430 - What did you say? - Junwang, just take care of yourself! 361 00:35:54,830 --> 00:35:57,270 Who is the master of this house! 362 00:36:05,390 --> 00:36:08,550 The turtledove has taken possession of the magpie's nest! 363 00:36:30,030 --> 00:36:34,280 General, Nanping Junwang went to sleep in his study. 364 00:36:35,200 --> 00:36:38,510 You two shouldn't wait up anymore. Just go to rest. 365 00:36:38,510 --> 00:36:40,280 That Junwang is too hateful! 366 00:36:40,280 --> 00:36:43,580 He didn't even remove your veil. That's equivalent to not truly completing the marriage ceremony. 367 00:36:43,580 --> 00:36:45,080 Big Sister, come with me. 368 00:36:45,080 --> 00:36:47,380 Where are you going? 369 00:36:47,380 --> 00:36:51,130 I will go tie that asshole up and drag him here! Use a whip and lash him a few times! 370 00:36:51,130 --> 00:36:54,150 And then I'll threaten him with a knife to his neck 371 00:36:54,150 --> 00:36:57,620 to make him kneel down and give you a few bows. I'll make him choose to go to bed with you or lose his life! 372 00:36:57,620 --> 00:36:59,210 Enough. 373 00:36:59,980 --> 00:37:04,620 We are under the feet of the Emperor. You both just know to deal with things by killing. (T/N: in the capital city) 374 00:37:04,620 --> 00:37:07,420 Put away those reckless characters of yours. 375 00:37:08,820 --> 00:37:10,420 I have some sedating fragrance powder. 376 00:37:10,420 --> 00:37:14,320 Later, we'll secretly put some in the tea he's drinking, and then carry him here. 377 00:37:14,320 --> 00:37:16,730 I guarantee that things will immediately get done. 378 00:37:16,730 --> 00:37:22,240 It's still my elder sister who thinks things through more thoroughly. If he refuses to drink it, I'll pour it into his mouth. 379 00:37:22,240 --> 00:37:25,530 You think you're kidnapping some Liao Army soldier? 380 00:37:27,450 --> 00:37:30,630 He's the husband that His Majesty has granted me. 381 00:37:34,430 --> 00:37:39,680 Later, take a pillow and blanket to the study. 382 00:37:39,680 --> 00:37:44,330 Just let him do what he wants. 383 00:37:44,330 --> 00:37:46,310 Yes, General. 384 00:37:46,310 --> 00:37:48,490 Go now. 385 00:37:48,490 --> 00:37:50,120 Let's go. 386 00:38:16,820 --> 00:38:19,230 Who's acting inappropriately! Do you want... 387 00:38:22,650 --> 00:38:27,450 I thought it was some servant who got scolded at by his master, so he has hidden here to cry. 388 00:38:27,450 --> 00:38:30,750 Didn't expect it to be the important Junwang not sleeping in his marriage chamber on his wedding night! 389 00:38:30,750 --> 00:38:33,070 Why did you come here? 390 00:38:33,070 --> 00:38:35,700 I'm happy here. Can you do anything about that? 391 00:38:36,410 --> 00:38:38,730 The General was afraid that you'll get cold, so she considerately 392 00:38:38,730 --> 00:38:41,590 asked us to deliver you a blanket and a pillow. 393 00:38:41,590 --> 00:38:44,870 Learn to appreciate kindness. Don't force us to get physical with you. 394 00:38:44,870 --> 00:38:48,930 Be careful that we don't just tie you up and directly drag you into your wedding chamber, so that we can be done with this matter! 395 00:38:52,130 --> 00:38:54,010 Qiu Hua and Qiu Shui. 396 00:38:56,040 --> 00:38:57,780 Go out now. 397 00:38:57,780 --> 00:38:59,330 Yes. 398 00:39:10,050 --> 00:39:19,950 Timing and Subtitles brought to you by Gone with the Shirt Team @ viki.com 399 00:39:26,030 --> 00:39:32,860 ♫ From disaffection and doubt until trust is formed ♫ 400 00:39:32,860 --> 00:39:40,090 ♫ How many times must two people embrace tightly before one won't feel like a stranger? ♫ 401 00:39:40,090 --> 00:39:49,000 ♫ Turning back to think about the past life, while living in the present lifetime ♫ 402 00:39:49,000 --> 00:39:53,520 ♫ In this lifetime, to never casually mention separation ♫ 403 00:39:53,520 --> 00:40:00,880 ♫ Sincerely you embrace me, to remember my body's warmth ♫ 404 00:40:00,880 --> 00:40:08,500 ♫ In the center of my heart, your fingerprints are engraved ♫ 405 00:40:08,500 --> 00:40:13,680 ♫ Both love and hate, seriously taken to heart ♫ 406 00:40:13,680 --> 00:40:21,620 ♫ Only for one not to live one's life in vain ♫ 407 00:40:21,620 --> 00:40:25,250 ♫ I am willing to be loyally steadfast to you ♫ 408 00:40:25,250 --> 00:40:28,850 ♫ Using this in exchange for a missing depth of affection ♫ 409 00:40:28,850 --> 00:40:32,190 ♫ I'm grateful for your recognizing my worth ♫ 410 00:40:32,190 --> 00:40:35,810 ♫ For granting me a healthy body ♫ 411 00:40:35,810 --> 00:40:39,420 ♫ Even though the world is rich and diverse ♫ 412 00:40:39,420 --> 00:40:48,100 ♫ It cannot compare to your pure and honest gaze ♫ 413 00:40:49,870 --> 00:40:53,910 ♫ I am willing to be loyally steadfast to you ♫ 414 00:40:53,910 --> 00:40:57,410 ♫ Using this in exchange for a missing depth of affection ♫ 415 00:40:57,410 --> 00:41:00,890 ♫ I'm grateful for your recognizing my worth ♫ 416 00:41:00,890 --> 00:41:04,550 ♫ For granting me a healthy body ♫ 417 00:41:04,550 --> 00:41:08,050 ♫ Even though the world is rich and diverse ♫ 418 00:41:08,050 --> 00:41:17,120 ♫ It cannot compare to your pure and honest gaze ♫ 419 00:41:18,540 --> 00:41:22,180 ♫ I am willing to be loyally steadfast to you ♫ 420 00:41:22,180 --> 00:41:25,620 ♫ Not caring about the scars ♫ 421 00:41:25,620 --> 00:41:28,750 ♫ Setting aside my pride ♫ 422 00:41:28,750 --> 00:41:33,450 ♫ and submitting to you ♫ 423 00:41:33,450 --> 00:41:37,920 ♫ Even if I disappoint the entire world ♫ 424 00:41:38,990 --> 00:41:44,510 ♫ I will never turn my back on you ♫ 425 00:41:46,920 --> 00:41:55,090 ♫ My only care in this life is one person ♫ 426 00:41:55,090 --> 00:41:59,220 ♫ It's you ♫ 40144