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[pages riffling]
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?
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MODOK: Ah, a weekend free
of the challenges of marriage,
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fatherhood,
and the running of AIM!
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Sixty-three hours
of unfettered recreation!
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[pages riffling]
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[guitar strumming]
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MAN:
I'm not wearin' a wire.
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You're wearin' a wire!
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Sixty-two hours,
fifty-four minutes left.
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- Now what to do?
- Why don't you hang out with me?
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We can tell our future!
Find out where we're gonna live.
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Who we're gonna marry!
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A shack?
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With Mama Fratelli
from The Goonies?
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Two-hundred kids!
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Ugh, just turn into a TV!
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Yes! Yes! Beer! Alcohol!
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Drink it with your friend!
Your robot best friend!
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Alcohol! I can drown
my loneliness in alcohol!
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Yeah.
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Not with you.
With people worthy of my company.
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- Then what do I do?
- I don't know, chase bubbles?
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Um, I'm a state-of-the-art
sentient robot. I'm not...
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Uh. Ho ho, bubbles!
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[laughing]
Bubbles! How do they float?
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? dramatic theme playing ?
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?
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? club music playing ?
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[whooshing]
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RECEPTIONIST:
Uh, is this card current?
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Have you paid your dues?
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I'm sort of a walk-right-in
kind of guy.
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Yeah, no.
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Who's filling my ears with nonsense
while I drink Pinot Grigio?
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Wha... Hey, that guy knows me!
Leader, help me out.
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Tell everyone how much better
than you I am.
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This is a sophisticated club
for elite villains.
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Not a riffrafferarium.
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You're out of
your weight class, darling.
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[chuckles] Joke's on you.
I've never been heavier!
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He means
you're small potatoes.
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I just came
from Ponderosa Steakhouse!
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I'm full of huge potatoes!
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They're saying you're not
a top-tier super villain.
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Ponderosa classified me
as a supper villain!
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Good lord, get out of here!
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I'm a big deal!
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I just fought Iron Man!
I stole his boot!
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Your ass stole his boot
when he shoved it too far inside you!
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You guys are pricks.
Let me hang out with you!
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You want to impress us, eh?
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Why don't you fetch
Captain America's shield?
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Then we'll let you in.
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But he loves that thing!
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Plus I'd have to break
into Avengers Tower...
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Listen to him. Already making excuses
for failure yet to come.
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[Mr. Sinister laughing]
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Come on, I want to tell you
about a house I saw in La Ca�ada.
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Sir, the low-rent villains
who are roundly mocked here
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usually slink away
to the Bar With No Name.
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That kindness
just earned you a potato.
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I got it started for you.
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JODIE:
MODOK?
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[door opens, closes]
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You here?
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Why are we at Dad's office
on a Friday night?
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There's a whole chapter in my book
about recipes I serve my son
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who I claimed has
a trendy nut allergy,
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and there you are
on YouTube
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eating 10 Payday bars for no reason!
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Oh, it was definitely
for a reason.
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Can I at least hang
at daycare?
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I love the daycare here!
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They have those baby urinals
that make me feel like King Piss.
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AIM AGENT:
You again?
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The last time you were here,
you ate all the Play-Doh!
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I was practicing
for the Ten Payday Bar Challenge!
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You're a teen,
go to the Teen Zone!
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Teen Zone?
Finally, a calzone just for teens?
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Oh, Teen Zone.
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Beanbag chairs. Par-a-doice!
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[sighs]
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Do you party?
I brought hardboiled eggs.
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Save me, Joy Division.
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[loudly] Whoa!
I like music too!
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?
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[sighs]
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Yes, I'll take
a pear brandy cordial.
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Plum brandy will do in a pinch.
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BARTENDER:
We've got whiskey.
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[grunts]
[glass shatters]
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Look what you did
to my drink, you dirt man!
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Hey! You're Moomock!
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Hey, Ten Pin, it's Moomock!
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MODOK. Mental Organism Designed...
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Yo, what's Moomock stand for?
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- I... I don't know.
- Hey, you wanna play darts?
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I mean, someone stole the darts,
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but we throw knives
and stuff at Poundcakes.
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- [grunts]
- You throw like a girl
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who hasn't fully realized
her potential yet.
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Come on.
It's so cool having you here.
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You're one
of those big brain guys.
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We're more of a bunch of fisters.
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I think I know
what you think you mean.
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THE MELTER:
Ah, leave him alone, Armadillo.
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Johnny College ain't one of us.
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The guy doesn't have
the stomach
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for down-and-dirty street crime...
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Ah, my stomach!
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You dare challenge
my masculinity?
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I'll have you know my last donnybrook
was a bona fide fracas!
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This guy's a tourist.
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Why are you even here, brother?
Shouldn't you be at the Soho Lair?
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Well, it turns out
that place isn't cool anymore.
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Oh my god,
he couldn't get in!
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[all laugh]
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They're just breaking balls, man.
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Ah yes. "Breaking. Balls."
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I once broke the fused-ring structure
of Buckyballs to reverse the...
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Told you he ain't one of us.
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You're asking yourself,
"Who's rocking so hard right now?"
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It's Sweetleg. My band.
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I'm kind of the lead singer.
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I'm actually definitely the lead singer,
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I don't know why I'm being
so bashful about it.
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I don't like it.
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If you're a lyrics guy,
you'll probably like our concept album
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about a car that turns into a woman
and then has sex with me.
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[music stops]
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Hey, I put my last two dollars
in there!
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I wanna hear
Carly Rae Jepsen.
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[grunts]
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[shrill scream]
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[grunting]
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Hmmm.
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?
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I'll use these fools
to get Captain America's shield.
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Denizens of the Bar With No Name!
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I'm enlisting you all
to a great purpose. A heist!
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- A heist for you?
- What's the heist?
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Uh... I can't tell them
the real reason,
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that they're basically
sacrificing their lives
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for something
that will only benefit me...
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- We're waiting!
- I'm thinking!
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What do poor people like?
Oh, I know.
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Money! You'll get money!
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How much?
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Enough to buy whatever you desire.
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[gasps] We can each get
our own pontoon boat!
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Uh... not that much.
Maybe two people per pontoon boat.
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[all cheering]
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Boats are a lot
of responsibility!
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Someone to share
the burden with!
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You were wrong!
He is one of us!
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Ohh! Why did I lie about
how many pontoon boats they could get?
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Why didn't I just say
they could have 10 pontoon boats?
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You can all have
10 pontoon boats!
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That's too many.
Is this a real heist?
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I knew it! Alright,
it's back to half-a-boat each!
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- Woo!
- Yeah!
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I love a pontoon boat!
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Alright. We're gonna
pull off this heist.
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It's gonna be complicated.
To start, we...
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- I have a question.
- Yes. Angar.
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Why are you calling on him?
You don't get to call on people.
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Does this seem like
a natural stopping point to go get food?
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Natural stopping...
I just started!
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But Night Loaf, the all-night
meatloaf place, is closing in an hour.
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No food.
Now the first thing to do...
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Wait, how is it an "all-night
meatloaf place" if it's closing?
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Because it gives you
that beef energy to go all night!
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Oww! Ha ha!
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Now I have a question.
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- Stop, no...
- Yes. Ten Pin.
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Is there hacking involved? Or reading?
Because none of us can read.
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What? None of you?
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Yep. Our old gang
was called The Illiterates.
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We got hats made
and everything.
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Pretty cool, right? What does it say?
Are they making fun of us?
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Is who making fun of you?
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- The milliners.
- The milliners?
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Ooh, "the milliners."
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Listen to
Mr. Fancy Words here.
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You said it before I did!
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Yeah, to make fun of you.
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[all laughing]
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Everyone, shut up!
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Can we please focus
on just the first phase of the plan?
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There's no "phase"
in smash and grab!
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This is not
a smash and grab!
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This guy's impossible. I'm out.
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Easy, Melter. This is the cash
you need to realize your dream.
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A high-cholesterol
grilled cheese truck.
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For hungry boomers like me.
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I'm back in.
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Okay. This is
a multi-layered operation with...
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Multi-layered.
Like the meatloaf.
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It goes beef, turkey, beef.
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The turkey is always so dry.
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Oh yeah, dry turkey!
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MODOK:
Everyone shut up!
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Let me at least get through
the first thing.
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Ten Pin,
with his exploding pins,
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takes out the cameras...
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Armadillo, do you want
to call on Ten Pin?
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Yes! Ten Pin.
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I don't actually have my pins.
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[stammers]
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Ohh.
[sighs]
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Where... are they?
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?
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Okay, we're getting the pins,
just the pins,
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then back to the heist.
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Guys, look at this!
This football's a phone!
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- Oh my god!
- I want it! I want it!
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I'm here for this asshole's
exploding pins.
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You want your bowling pins?
You give me 500 bucks.
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What? That's outrageous!
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You only gave me 490!
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- Just pay him.
- I can't. I donated it to PBS.
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You're an Illiterate
who loves PBS?
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- I'm Ten Pin!
- Oh, Jesus.
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Do you do trades?
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Ooh, this is nice.
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Yes. It's top-rate.
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I'll say.
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[moaning]
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That feels literally perfect.
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You should be careful
of cutting your tongue.
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[continues moaning]
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The metal feels
so nice and cool.
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- Jesus!
- Wow, great blade.
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Can I just have
the pins please?
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- Okay, why not.
- Great. Let's get out of here.
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But first we gotta get these jackets
so everyone knows we're a crew!
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Angar's Screamers!
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What? No! Can we just go?
This guy's freaking me out.
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No, no!
We're Poundcakes' Pummelers!
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Armadildo's Fist Force Five.
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There's six of us!
And did you say "Armadildo"?
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[scoffs]
No... Unless you liked it?
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[stammering]
Crew names are stupid.
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And if we had a name,
it would be MODOK's Six.
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We're getting the jackets.
248
00:09:58,557 --> 00:09:59,514
Hm? What?
249
00:09:59,516 --> 00:10:01,892
You really need to stop playing
with that blade!
250
00:10:01,894 --> 00:10:03,979
Why do you have
my wife's ring?
251
00:10:04,938 --> 00:10:06,313
I thought we were working it out!
252
00:10:06,315 --> 00:10:08,859
[glass shatters]
I gotta go save my marriage!
253
00:10:10,027 --> 00:10:12,986
You gotta pay for that!
Or this is gonna be you!
254
00:10:12,988 --> 00:10:14,196
[screams]
255
00:10:14,198 --> 00:10:16,658
[all screaming]
256
00:10:17,367 --> 00:10:18,783
THE MELTER:
That was crazy.
257
00:10:18,785 --> 00:10:21,203
I need a little milk of magnesia
to calm my ulcer.
258
00:10:21,205 --> 00:10:21,995
[coughs]
259
00:10:21,997 --> 00:10:24,164
Where the hell did Armadillo go?
I need him for the heist.
260
00:10:24,166 --> 00:10:26,500
I, I think he went
to his ex-wife's house again.
261
00:10:26,502 --> 00:10:27,542
She lives in Paramus.
262
00:10:27,544 --> 00:10:28,919
Ugh. Who has a car?
263
00:10:28,921 --> 00:10:30,462
- Repossessed.
- Lost mine in a bet.
264
00:10:30,464 --> 00:10:31,796
Also repossessed.
265
00:10:31,798 --> 00:10:33,673
Living in mine
but it doesn't run.
266
00:10:33,675 --> 00:10:34,968
[groans]
267
00:10:36,929 --> 00:10:37,844
[phone rings]
268
00:10:37,846 --> 00:10:40,597
- Hello.
MODOK: That's not how I taught you.
269
00:10:40,599 --> 00:10:43,141
Ugh! Bonjour, chateau MODOK!
270
00:10:43,143 --> 00:10:46,186
After 6:00, it's bonsoir,
you stupid robot!
271
00:10:46,188 --> 00:10:48,148
- I need you.
- [gasps] Oui!
272
00:10:49,149 --> 00:10:50,651
[clattering]
273
00:10:52,569 --> 00:10:55,614
- Who's there?
BATTLE ORBS: Battle Orbs armed.
274
00:10:56,031 --> 00:10:58,742
I'm... looking for MODOK.
275
00:10:59,034 --> 00:11:00,325
Battle orbs stand down.
276
00:11:00,327 --> 00:11:01,034
BATTLE ORBS:
Awww.
277
00:11:01,036 --> 00:11:02,619
Oh, are you his secretary?
278
00:11:02,621 --> 00:11:05,163
Secretary? Battle orbs re-arm!
279
00:11:05,165 --> 00:11:06,581
BATTLE ORBS:
Oh yeah!
280
00:11:06,583 --> 00:11:08,583
Who are you?
How did you get in here?
281
00:11:08,585 --> 00:11:09,668
I'm MODOK's wife.
282
00:11:09,670 --> 00:11:12,754
Sort of...
Ugh, it's complicated.
283
00:11:12,756 --> 00:11:15,801
Anyway, I have a bit
of a work emergency.
284
00:11:17,302 --> 00:11:19,680
You're MODOK's wife?
285
00:11:21,473 --> 00:11:22,889
[drawer door opens]
[cork pops]
286
00:11:22,891 --> 00:11:25,684
I have... so many questions.
287
00:11:25,686 --> 00:11:28,270
BATTLE ORBS: Us too!
Are we killing or are we killing?
288
00:11:28,272 --> 00:11:30,605
[whooping]
[tires screeching]
289
00:11:30,607 --> 00:11:32,109
[laughing, whooping]
290
00:11:32,568 --> 00:11:34,985
Is the air okay?
Everything okay with the temperature?
291
00:11:34,987 --> 00:11:37,654
It would be
excruciatingly painful for me,
292
00:11:37,656 --> 00:11:39,281
but I could make you
a moonroof.
293
00:11:39,283 --> 00:11:41,199
MODOK, your car is
really annoying.
294
00:11:41,201 --> 00:11:43,118
Think of me as less a car
295
00:11:43,120 --> 00:11:45,370
and more of,
well, one, as a van.
296
00:11:45,372 --> 00:11:47,706
And, two,
a part of the team.
297
00:11:47,708 --> 00:11:48,915
Do not think of him.
298
00:11:48,917 --> 00:11:51,712
Fine, I'll just put on
a real radio station.
299
00:11:52,004 --> 00:11:53,879
[as radio DJ] You're listening
to The Real Guy and The Pooch.
300
00:11:53,881 --> 00:11:56,047
We're talkin' about
the great Adaptoid!
301
00:11:56,049 --> 00:11:57,174
[mimicking airhorn]
302
00:11:57,176 --> 00:11:58,383
Let's take a caller.
303
00:11:58,385 --> 00:12:00,802
[as woman] Hi, this is Becky,
and I love the Adaptoid!
304
00:12:00,804 --> 00:12:02,888
[as DJ] Whoa, you sound like
an absolute smokeshow!
305
00:12:02,890 --> 00:12:05,223
[as Becky]
Guilty! I look like the Adaptoid!
306
00:12:05,225 --> 00:12:06,766
[as DJ] Ooh, daddy like!
[wolf whistle]
307
00:12:06,768 --> 00:12:08,143
Run, Forrest, run!
308
00:12:08,145 --> 00:12:09,311
S-s-smokin'!
309
00:12:09,313 --> 00:12:11,062
My god,
what does he want from us?
310
00:12:11,064 --> 00:12:12,522
SUPER ADAPTOID: [as Becky]
For you to call in!
311
00:12:12,524 --> 00:12:13,982
Dial 1-ADAPTOID-NOW...
312
00:12:13,984 --> 00:12:16,151
Why is the caller the one giving us
the phone number?
313
00:12:16,153 --> 00:12:17,986
SUPER ADAPTOID: [as Becky]
Uh-oh. Uh, sorry.
314
00:12:17,988 --> 00:12:19,237
Okay, I'm just gonna turn
his volume off.
315
00:12:19,239 --> 00:12:20,697
SUPER ADAPTOID:
No, MODOK, you can't!
316
00:12:20,699 --> 00:12:22,908
I love you!
I have... Crohn's Disease...
317
00:12:22,910 --> 00:12:25,076
He doesn't have Crohn's Disease.
318
00:12:25,078 --> 00:12:28,997
If anyone has undiagnosed Crohn's Disease,
it's me. And I do.
319
00:12:28,999 --> 00:12:32,167
Alright, once we get Armadillo,
the heist is back on.
320
00:12:32,169 --> 00:12:35,128
We're married! Doesn't that mean
anything to you?
321
00:12:35,130 --> 00:12:38,882
Ay, por favor. We have been
divorced for eight years!
322
00:12:38,884 --> 00:12:40,967
You don't even give me
a ring, remember?
323
00:12:40,969 --> 00:12:43,386
But that's the kind of ring
I would have gave you!
324
00:12:43,388 --> 00:12:45,639
And you broke my heart
when you pawned it!
325
00:12:45,641 --> 00:12:47,390
You're delusional!
326
00:12:47,392 --> 00:12:51,561
Buddy, if you don't leave my wife alone,
I'm gonna kick your ass!
327
00:12:51,563 --> 00:12:52,979
The Mandrill!
328
00:12:52,981 --> 00:12:56,401
Ooh, Irene certainly has a thing
for animal villains.
329
00:12:56,985 --> 00:12:59,569
Okay, tie up your robe
and let's fight!
330
00:12:59,571 --> 00:13:01,488
It's a kimono,
331
00:13:01,490 --> 00:13:03,532
and this is how you wear it!
332
00:13:03,534 --> 00:13:05,534
Hey, wha... ah, okay, okay, ow!
333
00:13:05,536 --> 00:13:06,993
Armadillo, get in the van!
334
00:13:06,995 --> 00:13:08,830
And stop comin' around here!
335
00:13:09,331 --> 00:13:12,749
I just thought maybe if you saw me
all drunk, throwin' a tantrum,
336
00:13:12,751 --> 00:13:13,834
it would win you back!
337
00:13:13,836 --> 00:13:15,460
Mandrill, get inside.
338
00:13:15,462 --> 00:13:17,548
- Okay.
- Armadillo, go away.
339
00:13:20,259 --> 00:13:23,385
He put in that kind of door
just so he could do that!
340
00:13:23,387 --> 00:13:27,391
I'm sorry that, that,
um... happened to you.
341
00:13:27,808 --> 00:13:29,182
It just hurts.
342
00:13:29,184 --> 00:13:32,980
Accepting the fact that people are capable
of falling out of love with you.
343
00:13:33,772 --> 00:13:35,607
- You know?
- Yes!
344
00:13:36,191 --> 00:13:38,567
I mean, no!
I'm happily married.
345
00:13:38,569 --> 00:13:42,279
Super happily. I back up
the orgasm truck every night.
346
00:13:42,281 --> 00:13:45,033
Wow. That's really brave of you
to share that with me.
347
00:13:45,659 --> 00:13:48,201
I can't do this heist, guys.
I'm goin' home.
348
00:13:48,203 --> 00:13:50,581
Wait! I can fix this.
349
00:13:52,249 --> 00:13:53,623
No! Who did this?
[tires screeching]
350
00:13:53,625 --> 00:13:54,666
And how?
351
00:13:54,668 --> 00:13:55,584
[all laughing, whooping]
352
00:13:55,586 --> 00:13:57,294
[laughing]
353
00:13:57,296 --> 00:13:59,004
Ten Payday bars?
354
00:13:59,006 --> 00:14:01,256
Some YouTube stunt,
I don't know.
355
00:14:01,258 --> 00:14:03,383
And MODOK is useless,
I take it?
356
00:14:03,385 --> 00:14:07,554
The only thing he's useful for
is turning on a large hadron collider.
357
00:14:07,556 --> 00:14:10,557
Which is not
what I call my vagina.
358
00:14:10,559 --> 00:14:13,520
[laughs]
Well, you are very cool.
359
00:14:14,479 --> 00:14:16,479
No, I'm a jerk.
360
00:14:16,481 --> 00:14:18,607
I'm bagging on MODOK,
but I came here
361
00:14:18,609 --> 00:14:20,901
to beg him to fix my stupid lie.
362
00:14:20,903 --> 00:14:23,403
I was hoping he could wipe
the video off the internet
363
00:14:23,405 --> 00:14:26,740
or release a targeted neuro-virus
that would erase everyone's mind.
364
00:14:26,742 --> 00:14:28,283
You know, somethin' simple.
365
00:14:28,285 --> 00:14:29,993
Forget MODOK.
366
00:14:29,995 --> 00:14:33,705
The best geneticist
in the world is on staff.
367
00:14:33,707 --> 00:14:35,167
- Who?
- [burps] Me.
368
00:14:36,668 --> 00:14:38,629
[laughing, cheering]
369
00:14:39,129 --> 00:14:42,088
Hey, Melter. I was thinking about
a name for your grilled cheese truck.
370
00:14:42,090 --> 00:14:44,257
Manchego Winnebago!
371
00:14:44,259 --> 00:14:45,383
[coughs]
372
00:14:45,385 --> 00:14:48,053
I have a name already.
And it's perfect.
373
00:14:48,055 --> 00:14:50,472
And I ain't sharing it
with no one!
374
00:14:50,474 --> 00:14:51,473
[coughs]
375
00:14:51,475 --> 00:14:52,891
Fine, I'm just trying to help.
376
00:14:52,893 --> 00:14:55,602
Okay, it's time for phase one
of our plan!
377
00:14:55,604 --> 00:14:57,020
- First stop...
- Night Loaf!
378
00:14:57,022 --> 00:14:58,313
I thought Night Loaf was closed.
379
00:14:58,315 --> 00:15:01,483
No! It's a full moon,
so they reopen for werewolf hours.
380
00:15:01,485 --> 00:15:04,027
What?
Alright, first the heist
381
00:15:04,029 --> 00:15:06,071
and then we'll see
if this Night Loaf place is even real.
382
00:15:06,073 --> 00:15:06,988
GROUP: [cheering]
Night Loaf!
383
00:15:06,990 --> 00:15:08,242
We need some tunes that jam.
384
00:15:08,659 --> 00:15:09,574
Ow.
385
00:15:09,576 --> 00:15:12,160
Nothing jammed harder
in the summer of '77
386
00:15:12,162 --> 00:15:15,413
than my band Sweetleg
and our album Look the Hell Out.
387
00:15:15,415 --> 00:15:17,541
That ain't just me talking,
that's Crawdaddy magazine,
388
00:15:17,543 --> 00:15:19,000
with Henry Winkler on the cover.
389
00:15:19,002 --> 00:15:20,502
[engine revving]
390
00:15:20,504 --> 00:15:22,420
Rock and roll, grandpa!
391
00:15:22,422 --> 00:15:25,173
Grandpa?
Who's insulting me like this?
392
00:15:25,175 --> 00:15:27,259
Give me my cheaters so I can look
these punks in the face!
393
00:15:27,261 --> 00:15:29,970
- He's so wrinkly!
- So gross!
394
00:15:29,972 --> 00:15:32,347
Oh, someone's self-conscious!
[both laugh]
395
00:15:32,349 --> 00:15:35,141
Yeah, looking all ashamed and shit.
BOY 2: Just die already, you old bag.
396
00:15:35,143 --> 00:15:37,811
Why don't you show them
how to rock?
397
00:15:37,813 --> 00:15:39,646
? Mississippi Tingle ?
398
00:15:39,648 --> 00:15:41,773
[shrill scream]
[glass shatters]
399
00:15:41,775 --> 00:15:43,525
- Get him! Let's go.
ANGAR: Ah, what the hell?
400
00:15:43,527 --> 00:15:45,277
Oh, that's a crossbow! Go!
401
00:15:45,279 --> 00:15:46,530
MODOK: Go, go, go, go, go!
[tires screeching]
402
00:15:47,906 --> 00:15:49,573
Oh my god, I've been shot!
403
00:15:49,575 --> 00:15:51,449
This is it. I'm dying.
404
00:15:51,451 --> 00:15:53,243
This is my death rattle.
405
00:15:53,245 --> 00:15:54,870
- [groans]
- It hit the license plate.
406
00:15:54,872 --> 00:15:57,122
Oh good, that's not actually
a part of me.
407
00:15:57,124 --> 00:15:58,874
Oh, oh. Turn here!
Turn here!
408
00:15:58,876 --> 00:16:00,002
[tires screeching]
409
00:16:01,336 --> 00:16:04,254
Angar! Your band's been
broken up for 30 years,
410
00:16:04,256 --> 00:16:05,463
you've got to let it go.
411
00:16:05,465 --> 00:16:06,715
Stop living in the past...
412
00:16:06,717 --> 00:16:08,633
[gasps] Oh my god,
this is my old high school.
413
00:16:08,635 --> 00:16:10,093
I have to go in there! Move!
414
00:16:10,095 --> 00:16:11,720
Are you serious?
415
00:16:11,722 --> 00:16:14,139
This is the longest phase one
in history!
416
00:16:14,141 --> 00:16:16,474
There's no phase one
in a smash and grab...
417
00:16:16,476 --> 00:16:17,436
Shut up, Melter!
418
00:16:17,978 --> 00:16:18,894
The Muenster Truck?
419
00:16:18,896 --> 00:16:21,605
Not even...
[coughing]
420
00:16:21,607 --> 00:16:22,482
close.
421
00:16:24,193 --> 00:16:25,861
I need that shield.
422
00:16:26,612 --> 00:16:28,403
[vehicle approaching]
423
00:16:28,405 --> 00:16:31,031
Back off, teens!
I'm a high-tech robot!
424
00:16:31,033 --> 00:16:32,449
I'm more than meets the...
[car door opens, closes]
425
00:16:32,451 --> 00:16:34,411
Oh god, I forgot to lock the doors!
[tires screeching]
426
00:16:36,413 --> 00:16:37,495
[sighs]
427
00:16:37,497 --> 00:16:40,290
I had every state track
and field record,
428
00:16:40,292 --> 00:16:43,086
but I'll never see my name
on any of these trophies.
429
00:16:43,420 --> 00:16:45,086
Oh right. You can't read.
430
00:16:45,088 --> 00:16:47,422
I know what my name looks like!
431
00:16:47,424 --> 00:16:49,591
Sideways horseshoe,
the donut,
432
00:16:49,593 --> 00:16:52,344
the ladder with a broken rung,
the twisty snake.
433
00:16:52,346 --> 00:16:55,847
The point is, they took my name
off the trophies
434
00:16:55,849 --> 00:16:57,140
after the drug testing.
435
00:16:57,142 --> 00:16:59,100
Oh, you were juicing.
436
00:16:59,102 --> 00:17:02,771
No. The blood tests showed
I had mutant abilities.
437
00:17:02,773 --> 00:17:05,817
Goodbye, Olympics.
Goodbye, everything.
438
00:17:06,318 --> 00:17:08,777
[sniffles]
I still worked hard for these.
439
00:17:08,779 --> 00:17:10,822
[crying]
I'm sorry.
440
00:17:11,323 --> 00:17:12,030
[glass shatters]
441
00:17:12,032 --> 00:17:14,159
Does this help?
442
00:17:15,536 --> 00:17:16,328
[grunts]
443
00:17:16,870 --> 00:17:18,830
- Whoa!
- Nice one, Poundcakes!
444
00:17:19,790 --> 00:17:21,206
No.
445
00:17:21,208 --> 00:17:23,208
Hey, maybe we should just
call it a night, huh?
446
00:17:23,210 --> 00:17:24,918
Yeah, I gotta get back
to not doing anything.
447
00:17:24,920 --> 00:17:27,796
Wait! Look, I know what it's like
to want to give up.
448
00:17:27,798 --> 00:17:30,090
You guys are afraid.
I understand that fear.
449
00:17:30,092 --> 00:17:31,716
Fear that your best days
are behind you.
450
00:17:31,718 --> 00:17:33,677
Fear of being forgotten.
451
00:17:33,679 --> 00:17:35,178
Fear of moving on.
452
00:17:35,180 --> 00:17:37,180
Fear of dropping things.
453
00:17:37,182 --> 00:17:37,931
Ahh!
454
00:17:37,933 --> 00:17:40,684
Or the fear of being
such a born failure
455
00:17:40,686 --> 00:17:43,770
that you never even deserved the fear
of losing anything to begin with.
456
00:17:43,772 --> 00:17:45,272
Why is mine
so much worse?
457
00:17:45,274 --> 00:17:48,608
You need to dig under the fear
to find anger and vengeance!
458
00:17:48,610 --> 00:17:50,443
So when you're laughed
out of the Soho Lair,
459
00:17:50,445 --> 00:17:53,238
you assemble a crew to steal
Captain America's shield
460
00:17:53,240 --> 00:17:55,615
from Avenger's Tower,
but you don't give it to them.
461
00:17:55,617 --> 00:17:58,952
Instead, you use it to smash
their stupid faces in
462
00:17:58,954 --> 00:18:00,996
so that they'll love you
and accept you!
463
00:18:00,998 --> 00:18:04,668
And say "Oh, MODOK,
you are good and not bad!"
464
00:18:06,336 --> 00:18:08,628
Wait. There was never
any money?
465
00:18:08,630 --> 00:18:10,297
This was all about a shield?
466
00:18:10,299 --> 00:18:13,717
You were just using us to get back in
with your A-list buddies!
467
00:18:13,719 --> 00:18:15,594
- Told you he wasn't one of us!
- Wait! Stop!
468
00:18:15,596 --> 00:18:17,179
Blow it out your ass!
469
00:18:17,181 --> 00:18:19,016
- [shrill scream]
- [grunting] Ow!
470
00:18:21,059 --> 00:18:24,271
Why does this school have
so many pole vaulting champions?
471
00:18:25,272 --> 00:18:27,649
?
472
00:18:29,776 --> 00:18:31,570
The crew!
They came back for me!
473
00:18:32,321 --> 00:18:33,195
Ahh!
474
00:18:33,197 --> 00:18:35,322
SUPER ADAPTOID:
Help me!
475
00:18:35,324 --> 00:18:36,700
[thunder rumbling]
[gasps]
476
00:18:37,576 --> 00:18:40,410
Perfect. The rain
will wash away my tears.
477
00:18:40,412 --> 00:18:42,662
Now my crying's a secret.
478
00:18:42,664 --> 00:18:44,958
[sobbing]
[neon light buzzing]
479
00:18:46,043 --> 00:18:47,628
It's real?
480
00:18:49,129 --> 00:18:50,754
Welcome to Night Loaf.
481
00:18:50,756 --> 00:18:52,547
I am the Loaf Knight.
482
00:18:52,549 --> 00:18:55,425
Choose your loaf wisely.
483
00:18:55,427 --> 00:18:59,095
Sir Loaf, as much as we'd love
more loafs,
484
00:18:59,097 --> 00:19:01,014
we've spent
all of our Loaf Tokens.
485
00:19:01,016 --> 00:19:05,018
Silence! The loaves
have already been paid for.
486
00:19:05,020 --> 00:19:05,769
By who?
487
00:19:05,771 --> 00:19:09,983
The crying man
on the floating toilet!
488
00:19:12,027 --> 00:19:14,528
Hey, guys.
This place is great!
489
00:19:14,530 --> 00:19:16,530
I didn't realize
it was medieval themed.
490
00:19:16,532 --> 00:19:17,614
It is not.
491
00:19:17,616 --> 00:19:18,865
Well, it's very confusing.
492
00:19:18,867 --> 00:19:20,367
Anyway, I wanted to say I'm sorry.
493
00:19:20,369 --> 00:19:23,828
Sorry for what? Lying to us
about breaking into Avengers Tower?
494
00:19:23,830 --> 00:19:25,330
Well, it's not "lying."
495
00:19:25,332 --> 00:19:28,375
It's more like deliberately
withholding information to deceive you.
496
00:19:28,377 --> 00:19:31,545
Or how you were gonna risk our lives
to get some stupid shield
497
00:19:31,547 --> 00:19:33,004
to impress your fancy friends?
498
00:19:33,006 --> 00:19:35,549
Well, it's not a stupid shield.
It's a very famous shield, guys.
499
00:19:35,551 --> 00:19:38,510
And after all of that,
you wanna buy us dinner
500
00:19:38,512 --> 00:19:40,720
and we're supposed
to forgive you?
501
00:19:40,722 --> 00:19:43,348
Well, not just any dinner,
it's Night Loaf.
502
00:19:43,350 --> 00:19:45,725
You were all pretty excited
about it before.
503
00:19:45,727 --> 00:19:47,729
Frankly, you wouldn't shut up
about it.
504
00:19:48,564 --> 00:19:49,980
Okay. You're right.
505
00:19:49,982 --> 00:19:52,107
I am sorry.
506
00:19:52,109 --> 00:19:53,441
I didn't give you enough credit.
507
00:19:53,443 --> 00:19:55,320
But you guys don't give yourselves
enough credit.
508
00:19:55,737 --> 00:19:56,820
Yeah, we suck.
509
00:19:56,822 --> 00:20:00,365
No! You know who sucks?
Those snobs at the Soho Lair.
510
00:20:00,367 --> 00:20:02,325
While they're kicking back
in their posh headquarters,
511
00:20:02,327 --> 00:20:03,994
you're out here
hittin' the pavement.
512
00:20:03,996 --> 00:20:05,620
You got heart, you got grit.
513
00:20:05,622 --> 00:20:07,455
You're just grittin' around in the dirt.
514
00:20:07,457 --> 00:20:10,458
Look at these dirty fingernails!
They're absolutely disgusting!
515
00:20:10,460 --> 00:20:11,418
I was tunneling.
516
00:20:11,420 --> 00:20:13,086
Is tunneling even
an Armadillo thing?
517
00:20:13,088 --> 00:20:14,004
It is.
518
00:20:14,006 --> 00:20:16,214
The point is,
Melter was right.
519
00:20:16,216 --> 00:20:18,466
I'm not one of you...
but I want to be.
520
00:20:18,468 --> 00:20:19,926
- Welcome back.
- We'll take you back.
521
00:20:19,928 --> 00:20:22,429
I promised you a score.
And I shall deliver.
522
00:20:22,431 --> 00:20:23,972
Let's rob Night Loaf!
523
00:20:23,974 --> 00:20:25,724
- What? No!
- Shh! Loaf Knight can hear you!
524
00:20:25,726 --> 00:20:27,100
He's all the way over there.
525
00:20:27,102 --> 00:20:29,769
I hear everything!
526
00:20:29,771 --> 00:20:31,188
Oh my god, he heard.
527
00:20:31,190 --> 00:20:33,273
He's killed three people
since we got here.
528
00:20:33,275 --> 00:20:34,941
I know what we should steal.
529
00:20:34,943 --> 00:20:36,943
Captain America's shield.
530
00:20:36,945 --> 00:20:38,486
Really?
[all agreeing]
531
00:20:38,488 --> 00:20:39,988
But we take the shield
532
00:20:39,990 --> 00:20:43,742
and hang it up
in the Bar With No Name.
533
00:20:43,744 --> 00:20:44,743
[all cheer]
534
00:20:44,745 --> 00:20:48,957
To Melter. Slightly changing my idea
just enough so I can't sue him!
535
00:20:49,499 --> 00:20:51,708
Wait, MODOK is your dad?
536
00:20:51,710 --> 00:20:54,419
I have so many questions.
537
00:20:54,421 --> 00:20:56,213
[door slams]
Mom!
538
00:20:56,215 --> 00:20:58,258
He's not my boyfriend!
539
00:20:58,717 --> 00:21:00,217
Relax, Carmilla,
540
00:21:00,219 --> 00:21:03,762
I just altered his DNA
to give him a peanut allergy.
541
00:21:03,764 --> 00:21:05,263
A pea-what what-ergy now?
542
00:21:05,265 --> 00:21:06,598
Oh, you can do that?
543
00:21:06,600 --> 00:21:09,267
I can make him allergic to anything,
come to think of it.
544
00:21:09,269 --> 00:21:11,186
Cats, the color blue, oxygen...
545
00:21:11,188 --> 00:21:12,354
Peanuts is fine.
546
00:21:12,356 --> 00:21:14,564
I'm allergic to peanuts now?
547
00:21:14,566 --> 00:21:16,149
Oh, I'm complex!
548
00:21:16,151 --> 00:21:18,902
And I'm finally carrying
an EpiPen for a reason!
549
00:21:18,904 --> 00:21:20,487
Ah, sweet!
JODIE: Let's go, Lou.
550
00:21:20,489 --> 00:21:21,738
Say hi to MODOK.
551
00:21:21,740 --> 00:21:23,281
And say goodnight to LOUIS,
552
00:21:23,283 --> 00:21:26,701
Lanky Organism
Undeniably Irresistible and Syphilitic.
553
00:21:26,703 --> 00:21:29,663
I haven't looked up that last word,
but I think it sounds beautiful.
554
00:21:29,665 --> 00:21:32,501
Shhh. Don't tell me
what it means.
555
00:21:33,210 --> 00:21:34,002
[chuckles]
556
00:21:35,003 --> 00:21:36,795
Avengers Tower, here we go!
557
00:21:36,797 --> 00:21:39,589
- [all whooping]
- Ain't nothin' gonna stop us now!
558
00:21:39,591 --> 00:21:42,133
[all snoring]
559
00:21:42,135 --> 00:21:45,053
MAN ON PA SYSTEM:
Last stop, Coney Island/Stillwell Avenue.
560
00:21:45,055 --> 00:21:46,221
Everyone must get off.
561
00:21:46,223 --> 00:21:49,099
Oh no. We missed our stop.
562
00:21:49,101 --> 00:21:50,267
- Aww.
- Oh man.
563
00:21:50,269 --> 00:21:51,895
What do we do now?
564
00:21:58,360 --> 00:22:01,236
MODOK: Ooh! I can't believe
I let us fall asleep.
565
00:22:01,238 --> 00:22:03,029
I failed you all again.
566
00:22:03,031 --> 00:22:05,323
What? That was a fun night, man.
567
00:22:05,325 --> 00:22:07,284
Yeah, brother.
I mean, we did a car chase,
568
00:22:07,286 --> 00:22:08,827
a guy sawed his arm off,
569
00:22:08,829 --> 00:22:10,620
and I got to see
Mandrill's famous hog.
570
00:22:10,622 --> 00:22:12,372
And I got wasted.
571
00:22:12,374 --> 00:22:13,915
And I got to eat real food!
572
00:22:13,917 --> 00:22:15,917
[gasps]
Grilling Me Softly with Chevre!
573
00:22:15,919 --> 00:22:18,172
Just stop. Here, come here.
574
00:22:18,422 --> 00:22:20,174
[indiscernible whispering]
575
00:22:21,341 --> 00:22:22,968
Perfect name.
576
00:22:25,637 --> 00:22:26,678
ANGAR:
Hey, Modie.
577
00:22:26,680 --> 00:22:30,015
How many of us were you gonna sacrifice
breaking into Avenger's Tower?
578
00:22:30,017 --> 00:22:33,602
I'd formulated a plan
with a 98.7 percent chance of success
579
00:22:33,604 --> 00:22:35,103
that would have only lost
two of you.
580
00:22:35,105 --> 00:22:37,731
Oh, that's way better odds
than we usually get!
581
00:22:37,733 --> 00:22:40,150
Let's finish the night out
with one more drink
582
00:22:40,152 --> 00:22:41,443
at The Bar With No Name.
583
00:22:41,445 --> 00:22:43,111
They put out free donuts at 7:00.
584
00:22:43,113 --> 00:22:45,363
ARMADILLO: I want that too.
ANGAR: Hell yeah, that's a good idea.
585
00:22:45,365 --> 00:22:47,282
Melter! Donuts!
586
00:22:47,284 --> 00:22:49,453
Melter, come on! Melter!
587
00:22:50,120 --> 00:22:50,996
Oh!
588
00:22:54,875 --> 00:22:55,709
Oh.
589
00:22:57,000 --> 00:23:03,074
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590
00:23:06,428 --> 00:23:08,428
Oh, MODOK!
591
00:23:08,430 --> 00:23:10,514
Those teens kidnapped me
and drove me,
592
00:23:10,516 --> 00:23:13,099
and then they started talking
about The Great Gatsby.
593
00:23:13,101 --> 00:23:15,769
They thought they were so smart,
but it was so trite and...
594
00:23:15,771 --> 00:23:16,895
Wow, you look weird...
595
00:23:16,897 --> 00:23:18,398
[yelping]
596
00:23:19,107 --> 00:23:20,859
?
597
00:23:23,695 --> 00:23:26,696
? rock music playing ?
598
00:23:26,698 --> 00:23:29,449
?
599
00:23:29,451 --> 00:23:31,034
? Yeah ?
600
00:23:31,036 --> 00:23:34,829
? Zoomin' on a beezeron a flat black backway ?
601
00:23:34,831 --> 00:23:38,208
? Big fat frammie
gonna overload ?
602
00:23:38,210 --> 00:23:41,753
? Squeezin' on a brick top
looking for a chammy ?
603
00:23:41,755 --> 00:23:44,965
? Mary's takin' pickles till
she's gonna explode ?
604
00:23:44,967 --> 00:23:48,718
? We got a high glider
and it's never coming down ?
605
00:23:48,720 --> 00:23:52,180
? A low rider
taking over the town ?
606
00:23:52,182 --> 00:23:55,934
? We're gonna split the night
and it ain't surprising ?
607
00:23:55,936 --> 00:23:59,064
? Gotta Mississippi Tingle risin' ?
608
00:23:59,731 --> 00:24:02,734
?
609
00:24:02,824 --> 00:24:07,824
610
00:24:08,305 --> 00:25:08,474
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