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Previously onDynasty...I'll be moving
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into La Mirage.Maybe you can get
adjoining suites
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with Cristal
and her new boyfriend.
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CRISTAL:
I suppose
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I could take over
as your therapist.
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But for PT only--
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I'm not moving back in,
and we're not back together.
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This divorce is going
to get very ugly.
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I offered you this house
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in our settlement
as a goodwill gesture.
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But as long as we're still
married, I own half of it.
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And I'm moving in
until this is settled.
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[exhales]:
Ooh...
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I am hitting the gym
when we get home.
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Two weeks of eating like this,
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isn't good for
the six-pack.
Well, I thought
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the whole point
of being married
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is that you don't have
to work out anymore.
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Or we can turn this plane around
and go back to the Maldives
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for Honeymoon: Part Deux.
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As much as your sexy knowledge
of French tempts me,
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we can't avoid reality forever.
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And for once, I don't want to.Because being
married to me
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is the happiest
you've ever been?
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Yes, that,
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and because of this
national TV interview
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with Meredith Prescott
that we're doing
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as one of America's
newest power couples.
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You were serious about that?Liam,
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we're in crisis.
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Carrington Atlantic going under.
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Blake losing the manor.
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Our wedding
turning into a crime scene.
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I need a platform
to shoot down these rumors
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that the Carrington dynasty
is imploding.
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Okay, but is it a problem
that these "rumors"
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are actually true?
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Yes. Confidence in
Fallon Unlimited is plummeting.
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I had a wealth management group
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ready to invest
eight figures,
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and now they're afraid
to commit.
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But once I show everyone
that I'm stronger than ever,
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all will be well.
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You told me it's an "at home
with the power couples" show,
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so does that mean
that we can finally...
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No, no, no, no, no.
We discussed this.
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The manor is my home,
and now it is yours, too.
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Did... we discuss it?
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Well, I might have discussed it
for us.
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Now, just eat your ice cream
before it melts.
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MICHAEL:
You look great.
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"Great" great,
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or great for someone who
got stabbed by a psychopath?
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Ah, I'll go with both.Shocking,
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'cause I haven't been
out of here in two weeks.
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I'm losing my mind.
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Tell me something exciting.
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I do have some soccer news.
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Do you not know
what the word "exciting" means?
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The league named me
Owner of the Year.
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Oh! Oh, I didn't think
you could pull it off,
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but that is exciting!
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Congratulations![laughs]
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What's exciting?
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Besides my girlfriend
hugging her ex.
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Culhane was just named
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the soccer league
Owner of the Year.
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Congratulations.
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It's a good
thing they voted
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before last night's
Atlantix game, though.
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Offense couldn't finish.
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Defense was terrible
on the counter.
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What? I was the team
doctor, remember?
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Okay, then, Doctor,
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what'd you think about
Victor Diaz's performance?
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Wasn't his best showing.
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All right, cut him some slack.
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Maybe his knee is still hurt
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from when those guys shattered
it at La Mirage last year.
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His trainer would know
if he was hurt.
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Unless Victor lied
to them about it.
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Which is why we're gonna have
a little talk about things,
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straighten this out.
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[groans]
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Classic Owner of the Year move
right there.
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How did the rehab go
with Cristal this morning?
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Which rehab?
Physical or marital?
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I assumed they were
one and the same.
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They are.
And they're both improving.
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I may even
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ask her to move back in.
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Which would be fine
if you still owned the manor.
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Not to mention
one or two other problems.
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Other problems like what?Cristal is aware
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that you stole the foundation
money for her clinic.
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And I've heard a rumor
that Father Caleb
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has been visiting her often
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at La Mirage.
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Well, then I'm just gonna have
to up my game.
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Mm.Find another way to get
more time with her.
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When I turn it on,
no one can resist that old...
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Blake magic.
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Check.
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You know,
speaking of checking...
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have you found
my long-lost friend yet?
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Sadly, he remains hidden.
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Eastern Europe is not small.
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I need you to find him. Soon.
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Well, I guess that one
goes down as a draw.
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Fourth one in a row.
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We really need to discuss
our grand entrance
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for this interview.
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I was thinking that maybe we...JEFF:
Oh, welcome back,
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newlyweds.
It's good to have you home.
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I have so many questions.I only have one.
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Why is there an office
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set up in the foyer
of my house?
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Yeah, that was mine.
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Well, because I live here now.
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Your mother
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double-crossed me,
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so I amended
our divorce settlement,
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and I won't be moving out
until she signs it.Well,
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even if that made sense,
there are dozens of rooms
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in this house that
you could set up in.
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I mean, I literally
have an office
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and a sewing room upstairs
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that I've never even seen.Well, I need to pressure
your mother.
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That way she'll agree
to our divorce faster,
and I can go home.
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Okay, putting the fact
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that we are now living
in a sitcom aside,
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Liam and I have an
important TV interview
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that we are doing
from this very room...
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[phone buzzing]...tomorrow,
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so if you could just
move everything out of...
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Sorry, hang on one sec.
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Oh, I need to take this.
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Something big is about
to go down in this office.
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Not an office.
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This is all insane,
especially when jet-lagged,
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so I'll be asleep,
dreaming of the Maldives.
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I lost my connection.
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What happened to the Wi-Fi?
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I was just playing
with my new toy.
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It's called a Wi-Fi jammer.
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Could that have ended your call?
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I'm so sorry
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for your loss...
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of signal.
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Welcome home, sweetheart.
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I want to hear everything
about your trip.
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I mean, clearly,
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I've stepped
into an alternate reality.Alexis,
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you turn that thing off.
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Happily.
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Simply agree
to my new divorce terms,
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including more cash
and restarting excavation
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on the diamond mine.
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Then you can move back
into your own mansion
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with your own
private office
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and close all the deals
that you want.
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I'm not doing anything
until you agree to my terms.
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[grunts]Which include not a penny
for excavation.
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Fine.
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You win.
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Really?
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Yes. Here's
your signed deal.
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[laughing]
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Really? Alexis, stop.[whoops] Oh,
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I just love it
when it snows in Georgia.Stop. This is ridiculous.
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Damn it, Alexis!
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There's paragraph one...JEFF: Cut it out!
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Oh, and here's
paragraph two.Cut it out right now.
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Stop.Hey.
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Hey, you...
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are the head
of this family.
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Do something. This can't be
going on during my interview.
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I am absolutely
doing something.
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I am moving out. Later.
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What? No, no,
no, no, no.
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You can't just leave.
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Don't worry,
I'm sure it'll work out.
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If it doesn't, don't call me.
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You're ruining
my suit!
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See you at Thanksgiving.
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No.
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♪
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Anders.
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Is everything okay?
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Peachy. I just stopped by
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to introduce your new neighbor.
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You remember
Blake Carrington.
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Hello, Cristal.
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Does one of you want to explain
what's going on here?
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I just moved out of the manor
and into La Mirage.
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In fact, I haven't eaten yet.
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Can I join you? I hear
the sea bass is excellent.
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The chive
velouté sauce
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has quite a kick.
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I'm meeting someone.
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But thank you.
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No-no problem.
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I'm not here to bother you,
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I promise.
But, uh,
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I'll be on the penthouse floor
if... if you want to bother me.
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Yeah, I'll be
on the third floor,
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junior suite, if you need me.
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[sighs]
CALEB:
Hi.
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Was that Blake
that I just saw leaving?
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Yes, it was.
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I'm guessing that
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you didn't take the opportunity
to tell him about us.
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I told you, I will tell him
once his PT is done,
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which will be soon.Mm.
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He's actually moving in here.
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What?
He has nowhere
to live.
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And he said he's not here
to bother me.
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Well, that's exactly
what someone
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who is gonna bother you
would say.
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He's manipulating you.
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Listen.
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You don't need to worry
about Blake.
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I want to be with you.
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I just... need a little time.
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Open it.
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[sighs]
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Sam, you did not need
to do this.
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Of course I did. It's our
two-week video chat anniversary.
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Yeah, I don't think
that's a thing.
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Look, I just wanted
to do something nice for you,
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and something that would help us
feel more connected.
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Okay.
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Okay, that is a White Stilton
Gold Cheese from the UK,
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with flecks of edible gold leaf.
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And yeah, it's
pricey, but, again,
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you're eating gold, so...
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A-And it pairs really well
with that bottle
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of Bordeaux
I had flown in from France.
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And I know what you're thinking,
but don't worry.
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I have a matching set.
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[sighs]:
Look, Sam,
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you really got to stop
sending me expensive gifts
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every day-- it's kind of...
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making me uncomfortable.
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Maybe just, um,
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just dial it back
a little bit, yeah?
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No, I, uh, I hear you.
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I can get a little carried away.
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But this is the last one,
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I promise.
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Okay. Well, thank you.
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I have to get back to you
in a second.
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I have to call the,
uh, New Orleans zoo
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to cancel something.
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Completely unrelated
to this conversation.
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LIAM: Why are you
so stressed out about this?
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This interview is meant
to restore faith in my brand,
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to show that international
wealth management group
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that alles is gut
and Fallon Carrington
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is a name to be trusted.
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But it can't happen
if Jeff
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and Alexis are fighting
to the death in the foyer.
263
00:09:17,382 --> 00:09:19,341
Hey, well, have you thought
about moving the interview
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to somewhere more stable?
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Like the Titanic?
266
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This interview is about
power couples in their homes,
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so moving it
somewhere else
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would be a sign of instability.
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All right, so we can't move it,
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but we... can't have it here?
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No, we can have it here once
I get those two to work it out
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like any normal couple divorcing
from a sham marriage.
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[Ricky Ricardo speaks
indistinctly on TV]
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LUCY:
Never mind that.Oh...
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it's Lucy.
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Just stay right over there.
That's your line.
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You can't come over here
without a passport.
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Everything is so much easier
in sitcoms.
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A half hour,
and all your problems disappear.
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♪
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Honey, I'm home.
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ALEXIS:
Hi, darling.
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I'm just getting
to my light dusting.
284
00:10:00,425 --> 00:10:02,863
Whoa. What's that on your neck?
285
00:10:02,906 --> 00:10:06,518
Jewelry. Which you'd know
if you ever bought me a present.
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00:10:06,562 --> 00:10:07,824
[audience laughter]
287
00:10:07,868 --> 00:10:09,870
How much did that
little trinket cost?
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Whatever they charged
your credit card.
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[audience laughter]
290
00:10:13,395 --> 00:10:15,049
It's part of our
deal, remember?
291
00:10:15,092 --> 00:10:18,052
If you're going to be a slob,
I get to buy whatever I want.
292
00:10:18,095 --> 00:10:20,010
Well, I don't remember
signing that deal.
293
00:10:20,054 --> 00:10:22,447
It's probably underneath
all that mess over there.
294
00:10:22,491 --> 00:10:23,797
Oh, it's not a mess.
295
00:10:23,840 --> 00:10:26,147
I know exactly where
everything is.
296
00:10:26,190 --> 00:10:27,235
So do I.
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00:10:27,278 --> 00:10:28,497
On the floor.
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[audience laughter]
299
00:10:31,195 --> 00:10:34,155
Ah. Sorry we're late.[audience cheers, applauds]
300
00:10:34,198 --> 00:10:38,072
This one couldn't get
off the phone with his mother.
301
00:10:38,115 --> 00:10:39,377
Why do you hate my mother?
302
00:10:39,421 --> 00:10:42,598
Yeah, I know.
Dumb question.Oh.
303
00:10:42,642 --> 00:10:44,382
What happened here?
304
00:10:44,426 --> 00:10:46,950
Did a tornado blow through and
touch down in your living room?
305
00:10:46,994 --> 00:10:50,562
No. My husband's just
decided to live in filth.
306
00:10:50,606 --> 00:10:52,695
No, your husband can
live however he wants.
307
00:10:52,739 --> 00:10:55,132
A man's home is his manor.
308
00:10:55,176 --> 00:10:57,265
Hey, now, hold on a sec.
309
00:10:57,308 --> 00:10:59,049
I might not be Alfred Einstein,
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00:10:59,093 --> 00:11:02,966
but I think
I can solve this problem.
311
00:11:04,054 --> 00:11:06,448
That's your clean side
over there.
312
00:11:06,491 --> 00:11:08,145
This is Jeff's messy side
over here.
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00:11:08,189 --> 00:11:10,234
All you have to do
is stay on your own sides.
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00:11:10,278 --> 00:11:11,453
Problem solved.
315
00:11:11,496 --> 00:11:13,803
Oh. Finally, some
peace in here.
316
00:11:13,847 --> 00:11:15,457
Oh, speaking of peace,
I could go for a piece
317
00:11:15,500 --> 00:11:17,372
of that famous
Colby Coconut Cream Pie
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00:11:17,415 --> 00:11:19,809
you sell at the club.Now you're talking, neighbor.
It's in the kitchen.
319
00:11:19,853 --> 00:11:23,683
Uh-uh-uh. Kitchen is
on my side, darling.
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00:11:23,726 --> 00:11:26,294
The beluga-albino caviar
321
00:11:26,337 --> 00:11:29,036
you special ordered
from the Caspian Sea.
322
00:11:29,079 --> 00:11:30,385
Well, it took you
long enough.
323
00:11:30,428 --> 00:11:31,560
Next time, I'll
travel there myself
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00:11:31,603 --> 00:11:32,909
and pack it by hand.
325
00:11:32,953 --> 00:11:34,563
Hmm.JEFF:
Oh,
326
00:11:34,606 --> 00:11:36,173
I'm sorry, sweetheart.
327
00:11:36,217 --> 00:11:37,392
The caviar's on my side.
328
00:11:37,435 --> 00:11:39,742
Enjoy those empty plates.
329
00:11:40,438 --> 00:11:43,267
Enjoy eating
with your hands.
330
00:11:44,616 --> 00:11:46,793
While you two may
be at a stalemate,
331
00:11:46,836 --> 00:11:49,839
somebody should eat those
little fish eggs. You hungry,
332
00:11:49,883 --> 00:11:51,275
big boy?
333
00:11:51,319 --> 00:11:52,407
A little champagne?
334
00:11:52,450 --> 00:11:55,323
[chuckles]
A lot of champagne.
335
00:12:00,197 --> 00:12:02,547
Hmm.
336
00:12:02,591 --> 00:12:04,898
Mother, the red zones are yours.
337
00:12:04,941 --> 00:12:06,595
Jeff, you are the green.[sighs]
338
00:12:06,638 --> 00:12:09,467
Just stay in your zones,
and all will be well.
339
00:12:09,511 --> 00:12:11,426
You expect me
to be confined to a zone
340
00:12:11,469 --> 00:12:12,862
like some sort of grazing cow?
341
00:12:12,906 --> 00:12:15,125
If the grass fits...
[chuckles softly]
342
00:12:15,169 --> 00:12:16,344
What's up
with these yellow zones?
343
00:12:16,387 --> 00:12:17,649
Shared zones.
344
00:12:17,693 --> 00:12:19,260
So, each of you
will get a schedule
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00:12:19,303 --> 00:12:20,435
with predetermined
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time slots for those.
347
00:12:21,828 --> 00:12:24,395
Strictly off-limits
during my interview.
348
00:12:24,439 --> 00:12:26,789
So I can't go certain places
in my own house?
349
00:12:26,833 --> 00:12:28,051
Ourhouse.FALLON:
Look,
350
00:12:28,095 --> 00:12:29,792
I just need
a temporary cease-fire,
351
00:12:29,836 --> 00:12:30,575
okay?
352
00:12:30,619 --> 00:12:31,881
So, just please try
353
00:12:31,925 --> 00:12:34,841
to leave each other alone
for 24 hours,
354
00:12:34,884 --> 00:12:36,712
and it'll be great for everyone.
355
00:12:36,756 --> 00:12:38,148
Or we could sit down
356
00:12:38,192 --> 00:12:40,629
and work it out right now.
You want to do that?
357
00:12:42,631 --> 00:12:43,719
No, I didn't think so.
358
00:12:43,763 --> 00:12:45,112
So, go to your zones
and stay there.
359
00:12:45,155 --> 00:12:47,375
Can my red zone be
more of a burgundy?
360
00:12:47,418 --> 00:12:48,985
It feels richer.
361
00:12:49,029 --> 00:12:50,726
Go!
362
00:12:53,337 --> 00:12:54,730
VAL:
So,
363
00:12:54,774 --> 00:12:57,602
Meredith is just gonna ask you
some basic questions.
364
00:12:57,646 --> 00:12:59,039
Who does what
in the relationship,
365
00:12:59,082 --> 00:13:00,736
how you attack
the world together.
366
00:13:00,780 --> 00:13:02,085
Just that sort of thing.
367
00:13:02,129 --> 00:13:04,435
And where do you
want to do the actual interview?
368
00:13:04,479 --> 00:13:05,915
Oh, Liam and I are planning
369
00:13:05,959 --> 00:13:07,830
on descending the
staircase together,
370
00:13:07,874 --> 00:13:09,701
taking a quick tour
of the grounds
371
00:13:09,745 --> 00:13:11,703
and then winding up here,
actually,
372
00:13:11,747 --> 00:13:13,183
for the interview.Perfect.
373
00:13:13,227 --> 00:13:15,185
And your home is magnificent.
374
00:13:15,229 --> 00:13:17,535
Calm, too. Meredith likes calm.
375
00:13:17,579 --> 00:13:22,149
Well, I insist upon calm.
376
00:13:22,192 --> 00:13:23,672
Calmly, you know.
[chuckles]Yeah.
377
00:13:23,715 --> 00:13:25,500
[drone buzzing]What?
378
00:13:25,543 --> 00:13:26,806
What's that?What's what?
379
00:13:28,895 --> 00:13:30,026
Oh.
380
00:13:30,070 --> 00:13:34,161
Uh... Well, we
sometimes use drones
381
00:13:34,204 --> 00:13:38,513
in the manor to complete
basic tasks. You know.
382
00:13:38,556 --> 00:13:40,384
It provides
a sense of tranquility,
383
00:13:40,428 --> 00:13:41,864
don't you think?
384
00:13:41,908 --> 00:13:43,431
Uh,
385
00:13:43,474 --> 00:13:45,433
is that normal?Uh...
386
00:13:52,483 --> 00:13:54,094
ALEXIS:
How dare you
387
00:13:54,137 --> 00:13:55,399
incinerate my proposal?
388
00:13:55,443 --> 00:13:57,010
How dare you even make
389
00:13:57,053 --> 00:13:58,272
that proposal?
390
00:13:58,315 --> 00:13:59,490
Okay.
391
00:13:59,534 --> 00:14:00,883
Red and green zones only!
392
00:14:00,927 --> 00:14:02,972
There is no parking
in the yellow zone.
393
00:14:03,930 --> 00:14:05,801
You still haven't
settled this?
394
00:14:05,845 --> 00:14:06,889
Who the hell is that?
395
00:14:06,933 --> 00:14:08,282
DOMINIQUE:
Dominique Deveraux.
396
00:14:08,325 --> 00:14:09,849
Charmed.Crazy woman.
397
00:14:09,892 --> 00:14:11,285
DOMINIQUE:
You're behaving
398
00:14:11,328 --> 00:14:12,503
like a child, Jeff.
399
00:14:12,547 --> 00:14:14,331
You need to forgive
my mild duplicity
400
00:14:14,375 --> 00:14:17,552
and move on so we can all
get rich off our diamonds.
401
00:14:17,595 --> 00:14:18,553
Hmm.[Fallon chuckles]
402
00:14:18,596 --> 00:14:19,684
Can nobody read a grid?
403
00:14:19,728 --> 00:14:20,816
Is everybody colorblind?
404
00:14:20,860 --> 00:14:22,165
Why are you being
so difficult?
405
00:14:22,209 --> 00:14:23,645
I didn't raise you
like this.
406
00:14:23,688 --> 00:14:25,690
This doesn't concern you, okay?[gasps]
407
00:14:25,734 --> 00:14:27,605
And I don't remember
you raising me at all.
408
00:14:27,649 --> 00:14:29,694
Just sign the papers, Jeff.
409
00:14:29,738 --> 00:14:32,349
No. You sign them. Yousign them!
410
00:14:32,393 --> 00:14:33,916
No, yousign them!
411
00:14:33,960 --> 00:14:35,396
Oh, so, this isn't gonna work.
412
00:14:35,439 --> 00:14:37,659
I can't subject Meredith
to this sort of atmosphere.
413
00:14:37,702 --> 00:14:39,487
No, no, no, no, no.
This is not the atmosphere.
414
00:14:39,530 --> 00:14:41,532
This is a glitch
in the atmosphere.
415
00:14:41,576 --> 00:14:43,839
Sorry. The interview's off.
416
00:14:46,450 --> 00:14:48,061
Mother.
417
00:14:49,018 --> 00:14:50,977
Stepfather.
418
00:14:51,978 --> 00:14:53,414
Stepgrandmother.
419
00:14:53,457 --> 00:14:54,458
I just want
420
00:14:54,502 --> 00:14:56,112
to personally thank
all of you
421
00:14:56,156 --> 00:14:58,462
for ruining everything.
422
00:15:02,118 --> 00:15:03,859
[gasps]
423
00:15:09,865 --> 00:15:12,215
Hey, there he is.
424
00:15:12,259 --> 00:15:14,304
Now, see? Isn't this
so much better?
425
00:15:14,348 --> 00:15:15,958
Just the two of us talking.
426
00:15:16,002 --> 00:15:17,742
You don't have
to tell me twice.
427
00:15:17,786 --> 00:15:19,353
You don't want me
sending you packages,
428
00:15:19,396 --> 00:15:21,398
I'm not
sending you packages.
429
00:15:21,442 --> 00:15:23,966
I didn't mean to
sound ungrateful.
430
00:15:24,010 --> 00:15:25,533
It's just
that we're both so busy,
431
00:15:25,576 --> 00:15:27,578
I-I didn't want to spend
our time online
432
00:15:27,622 --> 00:15:29,319
opening presents.
433
00:15:29,363 --> 00:15:30,886
Of course not.
434
00:15:30,930 --> 00:15:34,107
[chuckles]
Which is why today's present
435
00:15:34,150 --> 00:15:36,239
is appearing from home.
436
00:15:36,283 --> 00:15:37,719
What do you mean?
437
00:15:37,762 --> 00:15:39,851
Say hello to Brian Littrell.
438
00:15:39,895 --> 00:15:42,202
[laughs]
What's up, Sam?
439
00:15:42,245 --> 00:15:45,031
And you must be Ryan.
It's nice to meet you.
440
00:15:45,074 --> 00:15:46,989
Can someone explain
what's happening here?
441
00:15:47,033 --> 00:15:50,471
Well, uh, video calls
can get a little stale,
442
00:15:50,514 --> 00:15:52,125
and I wanted
to keep things fresh,
443
00:15:52,168 --> 00:15:54,083
so I hired Brian
to do a few songs
444
00:15:54,127 --> 00:15:55,737
for us. I've been a huge fan
445
00:15:55,780 --> 00:15:57,521
since the Backstreet Boys days.
446
00:15:57,565 --> 00:15:59,697
Okay, Bri. Let's do it.
447
00:15:59,741 --> 00:16:03,701
♪ You are my fire
448
00:16:03,745 --> 00:16:05,921
♪ The one [mouthing along]
449
00:16:05,965 --> 00:16:08,445
♪ Desire
450
00:16:08,489 --> 00:16:10,056
♪ Believe
451
00:16:10,099 --> 00:16:12,667
♪ When I say
452
00:16:12,710 --> 00:16:17,019
♪ I want it that way
453
00:16:17,063 --> 00:16:18,499
♪ Tell me why
454
00:16:18,542 --> 00:16:20,805
♪ Ain't nothing
but a heartache ♪
455
00:16:20,849 --> 00:16:22,633
♪ Tell me why Um, I-I just realized
456
00:16:22,677 --> 00:16:24,374
how late it is.
I-I got to bounce.♪ Ain't nothing but...
457
00:16:24,418 --> 00:16:25,854
Wait, what?
458
00:16:25,897 --> 00:16:27,334
[exhales]
459
00:16:27,377 --> 00:16:29,684
Uh, n-now what?
460
00:16:29,727 --> 00:16:31,468
Well, keep singing.
461
00:16:31,512 --> 00:16:33,644
I paid a lot of money
for three songs.
462
00:16:33,688 --> 00:16:36,125
Well, don't you think
that's a little awkward?
463
00:16:36,169 --> 00:16:39,650
Do you really think it can get
more awkward than this?
464
00:16:39,694 --> 00:16:41,522
Good point.
465
00:16:41,565 --> 00:16:42,914
♪ Tell me why
466
00:16:42,958 --> 00:16:45,743
♪ Ain't nothing
but a heartache. ♪
467
00:16:45,787 --> 00:16:47,702
ADAM:
So, why am I here?
468
00:16:47,745 --> 00:16:49,138
[game playing on TV]
469
00:16:49,182 --> 00:16:50,487
[TV mutes]I brought Victor
in this morning
470
00:16:50,531 --> 00:16:51,662
to see if I could
get him to sit out
471
00:16:51,706 --> 00:16:53,099
a few games to
rest his knee.
472
00:16:53,142 --> 00:16:54,926
He admit that it was hurting
the last few games
473
00:16:54,970 --> 00:16:56,624
but says it's fine now.
474
00:16:56,667 --> 00:16:58,017
Well, you got
to admire his fortitude.
475
00:16:58,060 --> 00:17:00,193
I don't think
he's telling the truth.
476
00:17:00,236 --> 00:17:02,238
Do me a favor.
Watch him from the other night.
477
00:17:02,282 --> 00:17:04,197
ANNOUNCER:
...his, uh, injury,
but they don't...
478
00:17:04,240 --> 00:17:06,155
Does it look like his
knee is bothering him?
479
00:17:06,199 --> 00:17:08,940
The more I watch,
the less I'm buying it.What,
480
00:17:08,984 --> 00:17:10,029
because he's outrunning
every player
481
00:17:10,072 --> 00:17:12,466
on both teams like a gazelle?
482
00:17:12,509 --> 00:17:14,250
Yeah, he looks perfectly fit.
483
00:17:14,294 --> 00:17:15,599
I think he's lying to you.
484
00:17:15,643 --> 00:17:17,079
[sighs]Probably to make
485
00:17:17,123 --> 00:17:18,646
an excuse for having a bad game.
486
00:17:18,689 --> 00:17:21,257
That's the problem.
This is the third game in a row
487
00:17:21,301 --> 00:17:22,780
that he's done fine
in the first half
488
00:17:22,824 --> 00:17:24,130
and missed easy chances
489
00:17:24,173 --> 00:17:25,696
in the second.[sighs]Hmm.
490
00:17:25,740 --> 00:17:27,089
I got a bad feeling
491
00:17:27,133 --> 00:17:29,439
he's involved
with dangerous people again.
492
00:17:29,483 --> 00:17:31,311
Maybe even throwing games.
493
00:17:32,660 --> 00:17:33,704
I may have to go
to the commissioner.
494
00:17:33,748 --> 00:17:35,097
Look, that's a big swing
495
00:17:35,141 --> 00:17:37,534
and a serious charge
you're making.
496
00:17:37,578 --> 00:17:38,579
You better be right,
497
00:17:38,622 --> 00:17:40,059
and you better have proof,
498
00:17:40,102 --> 00:17:41,625
or the commissioner's
gonna be looking
499
00:17:41,669 --> 00:17:43,018
for a new Owner of the Year.
500
00:17:46,717 --> 00:17:49,285
What do you want? I got my own
problems going on right now.
501
00:17:49,329 --> 00:17:50,982
Which I am totally willing
to listen to.
502
00:17:51,026 --> 00:17:54,290
Okay. Well, Ryan and I
had a really bad FaceTime.
503
00:17:54,334 --> 00:17:55,335
I didn't mean now.
504
00:17:55,378 --> 00:17:56,684
Look, my interview
505
00:17:56,727 --> 00:17:59,208
was canceled, and I need
your help to uncancel it.
506
00:17:59,252 --> 00:18:01,428
Really? Well,
I don't feel like going
507
00:18:01,471 --> 00:18:03,169
on some crazy escapade
tonight, so...
508
00:18:03,212 --> 00:18:05,171
Oh, come on. Can you imagine
509
00:18:05,214 --> 00:18:07,521
if Ethel had said that to Lucy?
510
00:18:10,045 --> 00:18:12,830
Okay. Fine. I'll do it.
511
00:18:12,874 --> 00:18:14,005
But only if I can be Lucy.
512
00:18:14,049 --> 00:18:15,442
You can be Lucy.
513
00:18:15,485 --> 00:18:18,314
Meet me downstairs
in two minutes. Ethel.
514
00:18:20,186 --> 00:18:21,796
LIAM:
Personally,
515
00:18:21,839 --> 00:18:23,624
I think the interview getting
canceled is a great thing.
516
00:18:23,667 --> 00:18:26,235
I mean, yeah, sure, it may
cost you a sizable investment.
517
00:18:26,279 --> 00:18:28,411
Oh, it willcost me
a sizable investment.
518
00:18:28,455 --> 00:18:30,196
Yeah, but your company
will survive.
519
00:18:30,239 --> 00:18:32,111
You don't know that.
And I can't have
520
00:18:32,154 --> 00:18:34,113
my family
dragging me down again.
521
00:18:35,114 --> 00:18:36,898
But you don't need to worry
about that.
522
00:18:36,941 --> 00:18:39,901
You can just sit here
and look pretty.
523
00:18:39,944 --> 00:18:43,383
I will fix this. Fred.
524
00:18:44,210 --> 00:18:46,516
Ricky?There we go.
525
00:18:55,699 --> 00:18:57,179
[clears throat]
526
00:18:57,223 --> 00:18:59,790
Okay, you are on watch duty.
527
00:18:59,834 --> 00:19:01,357
You know what she
looks like, right?Yeah.
528
00:19:01,401 --> 00:19:04,926
Okay. So, just say the code word
if you see her coming.
529
00:19:09,844 --> 00:19:11,585
Anything?Well, I just started,
530
00:19:11,628 --> 00:19:13,369
and I haven't found anything
that's labeled
531
00:19:13,413 --> 00:19:15,893
"stuff to blackmail Val with"
yet, so no.
532
00:19:15,937 --> 00:19:17,765
Rude. And this is Val's office,
533
00:19:17,808 --> 00:19:20,246
so it would be labeled
"stuff to blackmail mewith."
534
00:19:24,598 --> 00:19:26,861
Cocoa Puffs.
535
00:19:26,904 --> 00:19:29,385
Cocoa Puffs. She's...
536
00:19:29,429 --> 00:19:30,604
She's...Um,
537
00:19:30,647 --> 00:19:32,519
can I help you with something?[clattering]
538
00:19:32,562 --> 00:19:34,303
Hey. You must be Val.
539
00:19:34,347 --> 00:19:37,219
I'm Sam,
Fallon Carrington's friend.
540
00:19:37,263 --> 00:19:38,960
And, uh,
I'm actually here to help you.
541
00:19:39,003 --> 00:19:40,091
Oh, really?
542
00:19:40,135 --> 00:19:42,442
Yes. I think you should give her
543
00:19:42,485 --> 00:19:44,357
a second chance
for the interview.
544
00:19:44,400 --> 00:19:47,098
And you came all this way
just to tell me that?
545
00:19:47,142 --> 00:19:48,926
How did you even know
where I work?
546
00:19:48,970 --> 00:19:50,319
Oh, Fallon told me.
547
00:19:50,798 --> 00:19:52,234
That's how excited she is
to be doing this.
548
00:19:52,278 --> 00:19:53,714
Uh, look,
549
00:19:53,757 --> 00:19:56,847
I would consider it
a personal favor
550
00:19:56,891 --> 00:19:59,241
even though we don't know
each other, but, uh,
551
00:19:59,285 --> 00:20:01,243
we can get to know each other.
552
00:20:02,375 --> 00:20:03,898
If you know what I mean.
553
00:20:03,941 --> 00:20:06,466
Yeah, I-I don't think so.
554
00:20:07,249 --> 00:20:08,294
You know, I thought
I was gonna eat this,
555
00:20:08,337 --> 00:20:10,296
but I'm not that hungry.
556
00:20:10,339 --> 00:20:11,906
Oh. Uh, so,
557
00:20:11,949 --> 00:20:13,124
can I walk you out?
558
00:20:13,168 --> 00:20:15,692
Sure. And tell your friend
in the trash can
559
00:20:15,736 --> 00:20:17,477
that I'll see her tomorrow.
560
00:20:20,480 --> 00:20:22,177
Really?
561
00:20:22,221 --> 00:20:23,265
How did you know
I was in here?
562
00:20:23,309 --> 00:20:24,962
I saw you two walking in
563
00:20:25,006 --> 00:20:26,442
when I was getting into my car
and figured
564
00:20:26,486 --> 00:20:27,835
something was up.
If you're gonna go
565
00:20:27,878 --> 00:20:30,098
to this much trouble
just for an interview,
566
00:20:30,141 --> 00:20:32,143
you must be crazy.
567
00:20:32,187 --> 00:20:33,057
[sighs]
568
00:20:33,101 --> 00:20:34,624
And crazy makes good TV.
569
00:20:34,668 --> 00:20:36,060
Well, that is great.
570
00:20:36,104 --> 00:20:38,846
I guess, um,
I guess I'll see you tomorrow.
571
00:20:38,889 --> 00:20:40,674
You might want
to clean up those noodles
572
00:20:40,717 --> 00:20:42,371
before then.Yeah.
573
00:20:45,896 --> 00:20:47,507
You said Cocoa Puffs.
574
00:20:47,985 --> 00:20:49,639
The code word was Cheerios.
575
00:20:49,683 --> 00:20:50,771
Really?
576
00:20:50,814 --> 00:20:54,078
Oh, I had Cocoa Puffs
for breakfast.
577
00:20:54,122 --> 00:20:55,341
Oh, you did?
578
00:20:55,384 --> 00:20:57,256
Did the, uh,
milk get all chocolaty?
579
00:20:57,299 --> 00:20:58,996
Yeah.No!
580
00:20:59,040 --> 00:21:00,259
Please help me out of here.
581
00:21:00,302 --> 00:21:02,261
I'm a literal garbage person.
582
00:21:09,093 --> 00:21:11,270
[indistinct chatter]
583
00:21:12,706 --> 00:21:16,144
I'm not sure I can handle eating
breakfast at such a small table.
584
00:21:16,187 --> 00:21:18,929
Just pretend that all
the tables are yours.
585
00:21:18,973 --> 00:21:19,974
And all
the food.
586
00:21:20,017 --> 00:21:21,367
Oh.
587
00:21:22,237 --> 00:21:23,499
That does help a little.
588
00:21:23,543 --> 00:21:25,022
I have good news.
589
00:21:25,066 --> 00:21:26,894
I've found
your long-lost friend.
590
00:21:26,937 --> 00:21:27,938
Oh, fantastic.
591
00:21:27,982 --> 00:21:28,939
What condition is he in?
592
00:21:28,983 --> 00:21:30,506
Pristine.Thank God.
593
00:21:30,550 --> 00:21:32,247
You know,
that Chagall's worth 11 mil.
594
00:21:32,291 --> 00:21:34,336
Well, the gentleman
that you loaned it to
595
00:21:34,380 --> 00:21:36,773
apologizes for the delay
in getting it back to you.
596
00:21:36,817 --> 00:21:39,385
He had to go underground while
sponsoring a regime change...
597
00:21:39,428 --> 00:21:41,256
I'm glad that he could use it
as collateral,
598
00:21:41,300 --> 00:21:42,953
though don't tell me what for.
599
00:21:42,997 --> 00:21:44,346
Plausible deniability.
600
00:21:44,390 --> 00:21:46,740
Now you can sell it,
get back on your feet
601
00:21:46,783 --> 00:21:49,351
and to a table worthy
of your stature.
602
00:21:49,395 --> 00:21:51,222
Oh, the big table
will happen.
603
00:21:51,266 --> 00:21:54,008
But I have more urgent plans
for that money.
604
00:21:54,051 --> 00:21:55,836
[chuckles softly]
605
00:21:55,879 --> 00:21:57,272
So,
606
00:21:57,316 --> 00:21:59,143
how's your phone sex thing
607
00:21:59,187 --> 00:22:00,536
with Ryan going?
608
00:22:00,580 --> 00:22:01,885
I think yesterday you said
something about a problem?
609
00:22:01,929 --> 00:22:04,323
First of all,
it's more than just phone sex.
610
00:22:04,366 --> 00:22:05,846
And, yes,
611
00:22:05,889 --> 00:22:07,413
it's on hold for the moment.
612
00:22:07,456 --> 00:22:09,415
We haven't spoken since
our Brian Littrell incident.
613
00:22:09,458 --> 00:22:11,634
I'm sorry,
614
00:22:11,678 --> 00:22:13,593
there was
a Brian Littrell incident?
615
00:22:14,202 --> 00:22:15,769
Let me guess,
he wanted it that way.
616
00:22:15,812 --> 00:22:17,379
Ha-ha.
617
00:22:17,423 --> 00:22:19,120
But you wouldn't quit
playing games with his heart,
618
00:22:19,163 --> 00:22:20,556
so he said, "Bye bye bye."
619
00:22:20,600 --> 00:22:22,253
One, not funny.
620
00:22:22,297 --> 00:22:24,647
Fine.And, two, that's NSYNC.
621
00:22:24,691 --> 00:22:28,129
Oh.And, yes, I hired
my favorite Backstreet Boy
622
00:22:28,172 --> 00:22:31,175
and first crush to give a
concert in our video chat,
623
00:22:31,219 --> 00:22:33,743
but Ryan bailed before
he even hit the chorus.
624
00:22:33,787 --> 00:22:35,658
Maybe he doesn't
like Brian Littrell?
625
00:22:35,702 --> 00:22:36,920
Which would be weird.
626
00:22:36,964 --> 00:22:40,489
Yeah. Or maybe he thinks
it's weird
627
00:22:40,533 --> 00:22:42,709
that you're throwing concerts
over FaceTime
628
00:22:42,752 --> 00:22:45,059
instead of having an actual
conversation. Because I do.
629
00:22:45,102 --> 00:22:46,713
Well, I'm doing everything
that I can
630
00:22:46,756 --> 00:22:48,149
to show him how into this I am,
631
00:22:48,192 --> 00:22:50,107
and he clearly
doesn't appreciate it.
632
00:22:50,151 --> 00:22:52,109
I mean, anyone can just look
at each other
633
00:22:52,153 --> 00:22:53,546
over a computer screen.
634
00:22:53,589 --> 00:22:55,112
Well, I think
you need to look at yourself.
635
00:22:55,156 --> 00:22:57,463
Okay? Because Ryan
could listen to music anytime.
636
00:22:57,506 --> 00:22:59,682
To be honest, he'd
probably rather hear you sing
637
00:22:59,726 --> 00:23:00,944
than Brian Littrell.
638
00:23:01,771 --> 00:23:03,425
Well, I do have
the voice of an angel.
639
00:23:04,774 --> 00:23:06,733
Interesting.
[exhales] Thank you.
640
00:23:06,776 --> 00:23:08,082
Sure.
641
00:23:08,125 --> 00:23:09,431
[sighs]
Hey.Hey.
642
00:23:09,475 --> 00:23:11,433
Hi.
643
00:23:11,477 --> 00:23:13,130
[groans]
644
00:23:13,174 --> 00:23:15,002
I need five minutes
to decompress.
645
00:23:15,045 --> 00:23:17,439
Mm. Who is it, Alexis or Jeff?
646
00:23:17,483 --> 00:23:21,617
Neither. My mother won't stop
e-mailing me listings of houses
647
00:23:21,661 --> 00:23:24,620
in Buckhead, all within
broom-flying distance
648
00:23:24,664 --> 00:23:26,274
of her house.
649
00:23:26,317 --> 00:23:27,318
Mm.
650
00:23:27,362 --> 00:23:29,451
Well, maybe it's time.
651
00:23:29,495 --> 00:23:30,713
Really?
652
00:23:31,714 --> 00:23:32,759
Are you serious?
653
00:23:32,802 --> 00:23:34,282
Oh, what, time to move out?
654
00:23:34,325 --> 00:23:36,110
No, no. To change your e-mail.
655
00:23:36,153 --> 00:23:37,154
[exhales]
656
00:23:37,198 --> 00:23:38,982
Like this house is any better?
657
00:23:39,853 --> 00:23:41,463
Unless you solved World War III.
658
00:23:41,507 --> 00:23:42,986
Yeah.RICKY: If they're not speaking
to each other,
659
00:23:43,030 --> 00:23:44,553
how did you get 'em
to come here for dinner?
660
00:23:44,597 --> 00:23:47,295
Neither one knows
that the other one is coming.
661
00:23:47,338 --> 00:23:48,601
RICKY:
Oh.
662
00:23:48,644 --> 00:23:50,472
That should be interesting.[knocking]
663
00:23:50,516 --> 00:23:52,039
LUCY:
There's one
of the lovebirds now.
664
00:23:52,082 --> 00:23:53,475
RICKY:
Yeah, before the evening
is over,
665
00:23:53,519 --> 00:23:55,172
there'll be feathers
flying all over the place.
666
00:23:55,216 --> 00:23:57,610
Now that the
interview is back on,
667
00:23:57,653 --> 00:23:59,612
I am open to ideas.
668
00:23:59,655 --> 00:24:01,483
Maybe I've been thinking
about it all wrong.
669
00:24:01,527 --> 00:24:03,703
Gee, thanks
for setting me up, pal.
670
00:24:03,746 --> 00:24:04,965
You're the best.
671
00:24:05,008 --> 00:24:06,488
I haven't had a date
since my heart attack.
672
00:24:06,532 --> 00:24:08,185
You got to stop
saying that.
673
00:24:08,229 --> 00:24:09,535
Getting your heart broken's
not the same thing
674
00:24:09,578 --> 00:24:10,361
as a heart attack.
675
00:24:10,405 --> 00:24:11,537
Shouldn't you know that?
676
00:24:11,580 --> 00:24:12,538
You're a doctor.
677
00:24:12,581 --> 00:24:13,930
Kinda.
678
00:24:13,974 --> 00:24:15,192
[audience laughter]
679
00:24:16,933 --> 00:24:18,152
Sue me. I'm romantic.
680
00:24:18,195 --> 00:24:20,502
I think it's
pronounced "pathetic."
681
00:24:20,546 --> 00:24:23,200
[laughter]
682
00:24:23,244 --> 00:24:26,813
Oh! You are going
to fall for him.
683
00:24:26,856 --> 00:24:29,076
I mean, I personally don't
find him attractive,
684
00:24:29,119 --> 00:24:31,078
but we have
different taste in men.
685
00:24:31,121 --> 00:24:32,383
Good versus bad.
686
00:24:32,427 --> 00:24:34,342
What if I'm not
ready to date again?
687
00:24:34,385 --> 00:24:36,083
Well, I wish
you'd mentioned that
688
00:24:36,126 --> 00:24:37,998
before I took my curlers out,
threw a girdle on
689
00:24:38,041 --> 00:24:39,826
and ironed my dress,
but that's okay.
690
00:24:39,869 --> 00:24:41,044
[laughter]
691
00:24:41,088 --> 00:24:43,177
Listen, sweetie,
692
00:24:43,220 --> 00:24:45,266
I know that you might feel
like you're not ready
693
00:24:45,309 --> 00:24:47,137
to date again,
but, trust me,
694
00:24:47,181 --> 00:24:49,139
Iam ready
for you to date again.
695
00:24:49,183 --> 00:24:50,750
And that's really
all that matters anyway.
696
00:24:50,793 --> 00:24:52,229
[laughter]
697
00:24:54,014 --> 00:24:55,363
Oh! Come on.
698
00:24:55,406 --> 00:24:56,582
He's waiting
down there somewhere.
699
00:24:56,625 --> 00:24:58,409
Okay, well, don't
go too far away.
700
00:24:58,453 --> 00:25:00,368
Oh, no, no.
I'll be right here,
701
00:25:00,411 --> 00:25:02,936
climbing
into a bottle of gin.
702
00:25:02,979 --> 00:25:05,547
[clears throat]
703
00:25:05,591 --> 00:25:06,548
[gasps]
704
00:25:06,592 --> 00:25:07,549
Adam?
705
00:25:08,594 --> 00:25:09,638
Kirby?
706
00:25:09,682 --> 00:25:12,249
Well, we'll just
leave you two alone.
707
00:25:12,293 --> 00:25:14,861
But I will
take that.
708
00:25:14,904 --> 00:25:16,558
[laughter]
709
00:25:17,428 --> 00:25:18,778
They think they're so smart.
710
00:25:18,821 --> 00:25:20,910
I know.
711
00:25:20,954 --> 00:25:21,998
Why is that again?
712
00:25:22,042 --> 00:25:24,261
Because they tricked us.
713
00:25:25,524 --> 00:25:27,569
Into showing up at
the same place at the same time
714
00:25:27,613 --> 00:25:30,746
for a blind date
with each other.
715
00:25:30,790 --> 00:25:33,053
Right, right.
716
00:25:33,096 --> 00:25:34,533
Is that why Fallon
told me to dress
717
00:25:34,576 --> 00:25:35,795
the same as I did
for our first date?
718
00:25:37,274 --> 00:25:38,928
I thought it was
because I looked nice.
719
00:25:38,972 --> 00:25:40,582
Well, you do.
720
00:25:40,626 --> 00:25:43,498
So maybe this isn't such
a bad thing after all.
721
00:25:43,542 --> 00:25:45,413
That was a...
pretty good night.
722
00:25:45,456 --> 00:25:48,198
Roses for your lady?
723
00:25:48,242 --> 00:25:49,765
No, thanks.
We're allergic.
724
00:25:49,809 --> 00:25:51,201
[laughter]
725
00:25:51,985 --> 00:25:54,117
Earrings for your lady?
726
00:25:56,250 --> 00:25:57,643
On the house.
727
00:26:01,211 --> 00:26:02,909
I know I said
I'd leave you alone,
728
00:26:02,952 --> 00:26:04,171
but how's it going?
729
00:26:04,214 --> 00:26:05,520
Are you guys back together?
730
00:26:05,564 --> 00:26:07,000
Did the secret plan work?
731
00:26:07,043 --> 00:26:08,567
Ew!
732
00:26:08,610 --> 00:26:11,091
I mean, good for you two,
but...
733
00:26:11,134 --> 00:26:12,092
ew.
734
00:26:12,135 --> 00:26:14,355
[laughter, applause]
735
00:26:18,925 --> 00:26:21,623
[door creaking]
736
00:26:21,667 --> 00:26:23,625
Well?Well, what?
737
00:26:23,669 --> 00:26:25,627
Fallon said you were ready
to talk settlement.
738
00:26:25,671 --> 00:26:26,802
What?
739
00:26:26,846 --> 00:26:28,761
She said the same thing
to me about you.
740
00:26:29,500 --> 00:26:32,025
[groans] That
duplicitous little...
741
00:26:32,068 --> 00:26:33,548
Watch your mouth, Mother.
742
00:26:33,592 --> 00:26:34,984
I don't want to have
to give you a time-out.
743
00:26:35,028 --> 00:26:36,638
What the hell
are you doing?
744
00:26:36,682 --> 00:26:38,988
My interview is imminent,
and I need
745
00:26:39,032 --> 00:26:40,642
the two of you
out of the way.
746
00:26:40,686 --> 00:26:42,557
So I'm not letting you out
until you sign divorce papers--
747
00:26:42,601 --> 00:26:44,951
I don't care whose--
and go your separate ways.
748
00:26:44,994 --> 00:26:45,995
[exhales]
749
00:26:46,039 --> 00:26:47,649
Okay.Fallon,
750
00:26:47,693 --> 00:26:50,260
do not lock us
in here! Th...
751
00:26:50,304 --> 00:26:51,958
[door opens][sighs]
752
00:26:52,001 --> 00:26:54,134
[sighs]
Thank you.
753
00:26:54,177 --> 00:26:55,918
You'll need these.
754
00:26:55,962 --> 00:26:57,354
Fallon.
755
00:26:57,398 --> 00:26:59,139
Fallon! Fallon!
756
00:26:59,182 --> 00:27:01,097
[lock clicks]
757
00:27:01,141 --> 00:27:03,273
♪
758
00:27:09,497 --> 00:27:12,152
[indistinct chatter]
759
00:27:12,195 --> 00:27:13,762
Kirby?Oh, my God.
760
00:27:13,806 --> 00:27:14,850
Victor.
761
00:27:15,851 --> 00:27:17,723
Hi!
Okay.
762
00:27:17,766 --> 00:27:18,680
[chuckles]
763
00:27:18,724 --> 00:27:20,682
Um, what are you doing here?
764
00:27:20,726 --> 00:27:23,337
I'm meeting someone,
but I don't see him yet.
765
00:27:23,380 --> 00:27:24,860
Want to have a drink with me?
766
00:27:24,904 --> 00:27:27,254
Of course. I just need
to finish something up first,
767
00:27:27,297 --> 00:27:28,298
but I'll meet you at the bar.
768
00:27:28,342 --> 00:27:29,865
Yeah.
769
00:27:32,999 --> 00:27:34,522
[sighs]
770
00:27:34,565 --> 00:27:36,524
I would make an awesome thief.
771
00:27:36,567 --> 00:27:37,568
Indeed.
772
00:27:37,612 --> 00:27:39,396
So, I'll be
in the back.
773
00:27:39,440 --> 00:27:41,529
I just need five minutes
to copy the data from his phone,
774
00:27:41,572 --> 00:27:43,139
see if there's
any evidence of gambling.
775
00:27:43,183 --> 00:27:45,141
But he cannot see me
before that.
776
00:27:45,185 --> 00:27:47,187
So keep him entertained.
777
00:27:47,230 --> 00:27:48,275
Yeah.
778
00:27:48,318 --> 00:27:50,669
I'm awesome at that, too.
779
00:27:52,192 --> 00:27:53,976
[exhales]
780
00:27:54,977 --> 00:27:56,370
So...
781
00:27:56,413 --> 00:27:58,241
it has been a minute, handsome.
782
00:27:58,285 --> 00:28:00,287
I was actually hoping
to run into you here.
783
00:28:00,330 --> 00:28:02,985
[chuckles]And now here you are.
784
00:28:03,029 --> 00:28:04,726
Stop teasing me.
785
00:28:04,770 --> 00:28:06,032
I'm not.
786
00:28:06,075 --> 00:28:07,207
Kirby.
787
00:28:07,250 --> 00:28:08,208
Who's this?
788
00:28:08,251 --> 00:28:10,340
Uh... this is
789
00:28:10,384 --> 00:28:12,168
Victor Diaz.
He plays for the Atlantix.
790
00:28:13,387 --> 00:28:14,518
And you knowhim how?
791
00:28:14,562 --> 00:28:16,956
We're just... old friends.
792
00:28:16,999 --> 00:28:18,653
Yeah, you know
how that goes.
793
00:28:18,697 --> 00:28:20,002
Right, well, I'm
with Kirby now,
794
00:28:20,046 --> 00:28:21,482
so maybe you should keep
your eyes off her ass
795
00:28:21,525 --> 00:28:22,483
and put them
somewhere else.
796
00:28:22,526 --> 00:28:24,354
Excuse me?
797
00:28:24,398 --> 00:28:26,182
[chuckles]: Just kidding.
798
00:28:26,226 --> 00:28:27,314
I'm actually a big fan.
799
00:28:27,357 --> 00:28:29,708
I was the team doctor
before you came.
800
00:28:29,751 --> 00:28:31,579
Can I get you a drink?
801
00:28:31,622 --> 00:28:33,407
Yeah?
802
00:28:33,450 --> 00:28:35,365
Let's have a drink.
803
00:28:35,409 --> 00:28:36,845
You know, I should be upset
804
00:28:36,889 --> 00:28:39,630
that we're going
after J.Lo and A-Rod,
805
00:28:39,674 --> 00:28:40,849
but I've decided to spin it
806
00:28:40,893 --> 00:28:43,373
that they are
the warm-up power couple
807
00:28:43,417 --> 00:28:45,419
and we are the main course.
808
00:28:45,462 --> 00:28:46,681
How's that spin working?
809
00:28:46,725 --> 00:28:48,552
Not great.
Have you seen her abs?
810
00:28:48,596 --> 00:28:49,684
Well, you're gonna do great.
811
00:28:49,728 --> 00:28:51,817
And you... look dazzling.
812
00:28:51,860 --> 00:28:53,340
Oh, thank you.
813
00:28:53,383 --> 00:28:54,428
You look...
814
00:28:55,603 --> 00:28:57,431
Do I have time to change
everything you're wearing?
815
00:28:57,474 --> 00:28:58,475
No, I don't.
816
00:28:58,519 --> 00:29:00,390
You look great, too.
817
00:29:00,434 --> 00:29:01,522
Have you seen Jeff?
818
00:29:01,565 --> 00:29:03,045
No, I haven't.
819
00:29:03,089 --> 00:29:05,047
But if I do, I'll be sure
to tell him you forgot to knock.
820
00:29:05,091 --> 00:29:07,223
Mm. I want to show him
this mock-up
821
00:29:07,267 --> 00:29:10,009
of a mother-son brand
I came up with
822
00:29:10,052 --> 00:29:12,228
for when the diamond mine opens.
823
00:29:12,272 --> 00:29:14,143
I call us
824
00:29:14,187 --> 00:29:16,232
"Colbys in Ice."
825
00:29:16,276 --> 00:29:17,494
Hopefully Jeff
826
00:29:17,538 --> 00:29:18,495
will love it so much he'll want
827
00:29:18,539 --> 00:29:19,714
to start digging tonight.
828
00:29:19,758 --> 00:29:21,324
What do you think?
829
00:29:21,368 --> 00:29:25,546
I think he'll probably have
some very strong feelings
830
00:29:25,589 --> 00:29:26,765
about it.
But, again,
831
00:29:26,808 --> 00:29:29,289
I don't know
where he is, so...
832
00:29:31,247 --> 00:29:34,076
It's an absolute miracle
that you, me and Jeff
833
00:29:34,120 --> 00:29:36,818
turned out as well as we did
with egomaniacal mothers
834
00:29:36,862 --> 00:29:38,777
who act like children.
835
00:29:38,820 --> 00:29:41,301
Mm, they should start
a club.
836
00:29:42,258 --> 00:29:45,174
Or we should start
a support group.
837
00:29:46,001 --> 00:29:48,830
So, our last game to qualify for
the World Cup is in three hours.
838
00:29:48,874 --> 00:29:52,094
We're two hours from the
stadium, hungover, no money,
839
00:29:52,138 --> 00:29:55,663
no phones and a car with no
doors that only goes in reverse.
840
00:29:55,706 --> 00:29:58,927
[laughing]
841
00:30:02,452 --> 00:30:04,019
Where's my phone?
842
00:30:04,890 --> 00:30:06,282
I can't find my phone.
843
00:30:06,326 --> 00:30:08,502
Uh, maybe you dropped it
when you were walking in.
844
00:30:08,545 --> 00:30:10,286
Deep breaths.
It's just a phone.
845
00:30:10,330 --> 00:30:11,592
My entire life is on that thing.
846
00:30:11,635 --> 00:30:12,854
I just can't have
some stranger find it.
847
00:30:12,898 --> 00:30:14,769
Well, let's go outside and look.Yeah.
848
00:30:18,817 --> 00:30:22,298
Wait, I-I have a
find-my-phone app on here.
849
00:30:22,342 --> 00:30:24,561
[beeping]
850
00:30:27,216 --> 00:30:29,740
[chimes][exhales] Thank God.
It says it's somewhere in here.
851
00:30:30,524 --> 00:30:31,699
[muttering]
852
00:30:31,742 --> 00:30:32,743
Wait, wait,
wait, wait, wait!
853
00:30:32,787 --> 00:30:33,962
It-it looks like you're limping.
854
00:30:34,006 --> 00:30:35,355
Is everything okay?
Can I check it out?
855
00:30:35,398 --> 00:30:37,183
We don't want you hobbling
during the playoffs.
856
00:30:37,226 --> 00:30:38,401
Yeah, is it your knee?
857
00:30:38,445 --> 00:30:40,099
You know, from when they...
[clicks tongue]
858
00:30:40,142 --> 00:30:42,579
I-I'm fine. And I really
don't need you to examine me.
859
00:30:42,623 --> 00:30:43,580
Wait!
860
00:30:43,624 --> 00:30:44,930
Hey. You.
861
00:30:44,973 --> 00:30:46,018
I've been looking
all over for you.
862
00:30:46,061 --> 00:30:47,410
Guess you dropped
your phone.
863
00:30:47,454 --> 00:30:48,890
[exhales, inhales]
864
00:30:48,934 --> 00:30:50,283
Shall we finish
that exam?
865
00:30:50,326 --> 00:30:51,675
Don't touch me, bro.
866
00:30:51,719 --> 00:30:53,286
I'll be over there
when you want to talk.
867
00:30:54,678 --> 00:30:56,289
Bye, Victor!
868
00:30:56,332 --> 00:30:57,594
Did you get the proof?
869
00:30:57,638 --> 00:30:59,466
I did. And it looks
like this gambling thing
870
00:30:59,509 --> 00:31:01,903
is much bigger than I expected.
871
00:31:02,773 --> 00:31:05,211
I'm glad you called. I've
been wanting to talk to you.
872
00:31:05,254 --> 00:31:08,040
I wanted to talk to you about
something important as well.
873
00:31:08,083 --> 00:31:11,043
But then I found out the
clinic just got a cash gift
874
00:31:11,086 --> 00:31:13,045
from an anonymous
donor to keep it open.
875
00:31:13,088 --> 00:31:15,003
Really? That's great news.
876
00:31:16,048 --> 00:31:18,572
For someone so good at lying,
you're a terrible actor.
877
00:31:18,615 --> 00:31:21,053
I know it was you.
878
00:31:21,096 --> 00:31:22,706
Well, you weren't supposed
to find out,
879
00:31:22,750 --> 00:31:24,578
but since you did,
you're welcome.
880
00:31:24,621 --> 00:31:26,058
For repaying the money you stole
from the clinic
881
00:31:26,101 --> 00:31:27,320
in the first place?
882
00:31:27,363 --> 00:31:29,452
How generous.Excuse me?
883
00:31:29,496 --> 00:31:32,151
You're doing the same thing
you always do, Blake--
884
00:31:32,194 --> 00:31:34,805
throwing money at your problems
instead of owning them.
885
00:31:34,849 --> 00:31:36,111
I'm currently homeless.
886
00:31:36,155 --> 00:31:37,939
I'm relying on the generosity
887
00:31:37,983 --> 00:31:39,898
of my late wife's nephew
to keep a roof
888
00:31:39,941 --> 00:31:41,247
over my head.
I can use that money.
889
00:31:41,290 --> 00:31:42,639
I think that's a little harsh.
890
00:31:42,683 --> 00:31:44,380
Harsh?
891
00:31:44,424 --> 00:31:46,730
I called your original physical
therapist to get your records
892
00:31:46,774 --> 00:31:48,819
from her, and
after I questioned
893
00:31:48,863 --> 00:31:50,604
her professionalism,
she confessed
894
00:31:50,647 --> 00:31:53,389
that you paid her to do
a bad job in order to trick me.
895
00:31:53,433 --> 00:31:56,131
Mm, I should've paid her
to keep her mouth shut.
896
00:31:56,175 --> 00:31:58,438
I am so sick
of your manipulations, Blake.
897
00:31:59,482 --> 00:32:01,963
And I am leaving you...
for good.
898
00:32:02,007 --> 00:32:03,399
For the priest
899
00:32:03,443 --> 00:32:05,445
that you were supposedly
never gonna see again?
900
00:32:06,446 --> 00:32:08,143
You know about that?
901
00:32:08,187 --> 00:32:11,494
Yeah.Well, Caleb is a good man.
902
00:32:11,538 --> 00:32:13,627
An honest man.
903
00:32:13,670 --> 00:32:14,933
And he makes me happy.
904
00:32:14,976 --> 00:32:16,586
So that's
why I came
905
00:32:16,630 --> 00:32:18,501
up here--
to say goodbye.
906
00:32:20,764 --> 00:32:22,766
If this was about my feelings,
907
00:32:22,810 --> 00:32:24,768
I would never stop
fighting for you.
908
00:32:24,812 --> 00:32:26,292
Ever.
909
00:32:26,335 --> 00:32:28,642
But this is about your feelings,
910
00:32:28,685 --> 00:32:31,601
so I'll honor your wishes,
and I will leave you alone.
911
00:32:33,777 --> 00:32:35,518
As much as I hate it.
912
00:32:35,562 --> 00:32:37,607
Thank you.
913
00:32:38,391 --> 00:32:40,567
That's the most selfless thing
I've seen you do.
914
00:32:48,662 --> 00:32:51,056
[door opens, closes]
915
00:32:51,099 --> 00:32:52,666
Do you not understand
how to negotiate?
916
00:32:52,709 --> 00:32:54,146
You can't just
keep going up.
917
00:32:54,189 --> 00:32:57,062
That's called
the Alexis way of negotiating.
918
00:32:57,105 --> 00:32:59,673
Seems like most things
only work the Alexis way.
919
00:32:59,716 --> 00:33:02,023
Negotiating, drinking, foreplay.
920
00:33:02,067 --> 00:33:04,025
Well, I never
heard you complain.
921
00:33:04,069 --> 00:33:05,766
[both laugh]
922
00:33:05,809 --> 00:33:07,028
How did we get here?
923
00:33:07,072 --> 00:33:09,204
I think
your daughter locked us in.
924
00:33:09,248 --> 00:33:10,118
[laughs]
925
00:33:10,162 --> 00:33:12,164
I don't know, but...
926
00:33:12,207 --> 00:33:14,035
maybe we can work this out?
927
00:33:14,079 --> 00:33:16,603
[door opens]
928
00:33:17,908 --> 00:33:19,040
I locked you in here
929
00:33:19,084 --> 00:33:20,389
with the wrong mother.
930
00:33:20,433 --> 00:33:21,869
Fallon...
931
00:33:21,912 --> 00:33:23,001
I want you to know...
932
00:33:23,044 --> 00:33:24,219
Hush, woman.
933
00:33:24,959 --> 00:33:28,354
I realized that if Dominique
hadn't betrayed you again,
934
00:33:28,397 --> 00:33:30,182
you wouldn't have been
so hell-bent on revenge.
935
00:33:30,225 --> 00:33:31,879
That does make
some sense, but...
936
00:33:31,922 --> 00:33:35,361
No "buts." Go deal
with your insane mom,
937
00:33:35,404 --> 00:33:38,407
agree to a settlement with mine,
and then get out of this house,
938
00:33:38,451 --> 00:33:40,061
because I know
you can't stand it here.
939
00:33:40,105 --> 00:33:42,237
This place does
make people do crazy things.
940
00:33:48,026 --> 00:33:52,291
So, how do we celebrate
our new, unbreakable alliance?
941
00:33:52,334 --> 00:33:55,468
By not pretending that
we have one, because we don't.
942
00:33:55,511 --> 00:33:58,732
Excuse me.
Where is this coming from?
943
00:33:58,775 --> 00:34:00,212
Take your pick.
944
00:34:00,255 --> 00:34:03,519
Ruining my wedding,
ruining Blake's life,
945
00:34:03,563 --> 00:34:06,261
destroying the manor
and the Carrington dynasty.
946
00:34:06,305 --> 00:34:08,611
I mean, you got your wish,
947
00:34:08,655 --> 00:34:10,657
Mother.
948
00:34:10,700 --> 00:34:12,093
You've driven everyone away.
949
00:34:12,137 --> 00:34:14,139
I think what you need is
some time alone
950
00:34:14,182 --> 00:34:15,444
without all the chaos.
951
00:34:15,488 --> 00:34:18,404
I agree, which is exactly why
952
00:34:18,447 --> 00:34:20,449
I am moving out of the manor.
953
00:34:21,146 --> 00:34:22,408
First thing tomorrow.
954
00:34:22,451 --> 00:34:24,323
But I did all of this for you.
955
00:34:24,366 --> 00:34:27,369
No. No, you didn't.
You did this for you.
956
00:34:28,370 --> 00:34:30,807
So, hopefully,
everything works out.
957
00:34:30,851 --> 00:34:33,071
But if it doesn't...
958
00:34:34,550 --> 00:34:36,596
...don't call me.
959
00:34:38,032 --> 00:34:39,077
[door closes]
960
00:34:44,169 --> 00:34:47,085
Sam, I'm surprised
to hear from you,
961
00:34:47,128 --> 00:34:49,609
especially
without your backup singers.
962
00:34:49,652 --> 00:34:51,915
I deserve that.
963
00:34:52,655 --> 00:34:54,918
Look, I don't like
964
00:34:54,962 --> 00:34:57,791
that we haven't spoken
since our Brian Littrell call.
965
00:34:57,834 --> 00:34:59,619
Yeah. Me, neither.
966
00:34:59,662 --> 00:35:01,838
And I'm sorry about that.
967
00:35:01,882 --> 00:35:05,712
So... goodbye.
968
00:35:05,755 --> 00:35:07,975
Sam?
969
00:35:08,758 --> 00:35:10,673
Are you... are you there?
970
00:35:10,717 --> 00:35:12,588
[phone buzzes]Sam?
971
00:35:12,632 --> 00:35:14,938
Pick up the phone!
972
00:35:19,421 --> 00:35:20,553
Hello?
973
00:35:20,596 --> 00:35:23,382
Look, I know
I went a little crazy
974
00:35:23,425 --> 00:35:26,776
with the gifts
and... the Backstreet Boy.
975
00:35:26,820 --> 00:35:28,169
[laughs softly]
976
00:35:28,213 --> 00:35:30,345
I think
I was just afraid that...
977
00:35:30,389 --> 00:35:32,652
just me on a screen
wouldn't be enough
978
00:35:32,695 --> 00:35:34,132
to keep you interested.
979
00:35:35,524 --> 00:35:38,397
But I think
that what you're looking for,
980
00:35:38,440 --> 00:35:40,790
or what I hope
you're looking for, is just me.
981
00:35:40,834 --> 00:35:43,184
Of course that's what I want.
982
00:35:43,228 --> 00:35:47,754
Sam, that's all I wanted,
just to... talk.
983
00:35:47,797 --> 00:35:49,756
Well, here I am.
984
00:35:49,799 --> 00:35:54,195
So let's just shut off
our screens and do that.
985
00:35:55,022 --> 00:35:56,676
Okay.
986
00:35:58,721 --> 00:36:01,159
[dishware clinking,
footsteps approaching]
987
00:36:03,813 --> 00:36:05,685
We need to talk.
988
00:36:05,728 --> 00:36:07,948
Is it about
the Colbys in Ice design?
989
00:36:07,991 --> 00:36:09,602
I guess
I could make you more prominent.
990
00:36:09,645 --> 00:36:12,648
As usual, I have no idea
what you're talking about.
991
00:36:12,692 --> 00:36:13,910
But Alexis and I
992
00:36:13,954 --> 00:36:15,912
have agreed
to a divorce settlement,
993
00:36:15,956 --> 00:36:17,436
and I'm moving back home.
994
00:36:17,479 --> 00:36:19,220
Thank God!
995
00:36:19,264 --> 00:36:21,831
Not that you're leaving,
just that you've made peace.
996
00:36:21,875 --> 00:36:25,270
It's always healthier to release
anger than to hold on to it.
997
00:36:25,313 --> 00:36:28,447
Then this is gonna
feel super healthy.
998
00:36:28,490 --> 00:36:30,840
Because I wasn't angry
at Alexis.
999
00:36:30,884 --> 00:36:32,494
I was mad at you...
1000
00:36:32,538 --> 00:36:33,669
Hmm.
1001
00:36:33,713 --> 00:36:35,280
...for choosing her
over your own son.
1002
00:36:35,323 --> 00:36:38,239
I can see how
it would look that way,
1003
00:36:38,283 --> 00:36:40,285
but sweetheart, I was cornered.
1004
00:36:40,328 --> 00:36:42,025
No, it's a pattern with you.
1005
00:36:43,026 --> 00:36:45,028
Your obsession with
the Carringtons has always come
1006
00:36:45,072 --> 00:36:46,378
at the expense
of your own family.
1007
00:36:46,421 --> 00:36:48,380
These mineral
rights have shown
1008
00:36:48,423 --> 00:36:50,947
that you're more connected
to generations of their greed
1009
00:36:50,991 --> 00:36:53,907
than to me, Monica
or even Vanessa.
1010
00:36:53,950 --> 00:36:56,475
[laughs]
That's hilarious,
coming from you.
1011
00:36:56,518 --> 00:36:58,085
What's that supposed to mean?
1012
00:36:58,128 --> 00:37:01,262
You have spent years
1013
00:37:01,306 --> 00:37:03,743
trying to destroy Blake.
1014
00:37:03,786 --> 00:37:04,700
You fake
1015
00:37:04,744 --> 00:37:06,441
married his daughter, and then,
1016
00:37:06,485 --> 00:37:10,097
you actually married
his ex-wife.
1017
00:37:10,140 --> 00:37:11,359
And you say
1018
00:37:11,403 --> 00:37:13,448
I'mobsessed
with the Carringtons?
1019
00:37:13,492 --> 00:37:16,190
They may be
a greedy family,
1020
00:37:16,234 --> 00:37:19,193
but those diamonds... are mine.
1021
00:37:19,976 --> 00:37:21,064
You're right.
1022
00:37:21,108 --> 00:37:22,762
I was obsessed,
1023
00:37:22,805 --> 00:37:24,416
but I'm done now.
1024
00:37:24,459 --> 00:37:26,809
And I'm done fighting you
on this excavation.
1025
00:37:26,853 --> 00:37:28,376
One of us has
1026
00:37:28,420 --> 00:37:30,596
to be the adult here, and
it's clearly not gonna be you.
1027
00:37:32,119 --> 00:37:35,383
So I'm giving Alexis the money
she needs, and I'm out of this.
1028
00:37:36,819 --> 00:37:39,300
Good luck being
a wealthy Carrington.
1029
00:37:39,344 --> 00:37:41,520
It's worked so well
for the rest of them.
1030
00:37:51,878 --> 00:37:54,837
Well, you're finally
getting your wish.
1031
00:37:54,881 --> 00:37:57,405
Mm, private
Jefferson Starship concert?
1032
00:37:57,449 --> 00:38:00,278
No. We're moving out.
1033
00:38:01,670 --> 00:38:04,586
And getting far away
from my mother.
1034
00:38:04,630 --> 00:38:06,762
I... am going to tell
the 20 million people
1035
00:38:06,806 --> 00:38:09,939
watching our interview, plus
a certain investment group,
1036
00:38:09,983 --> 00:38:11,985
that the Fallon Unlimited
brand is thriving,
1037
00:38:12,028 --> 00:38:13,160
and that I
1038
00:38:13,203 --> 00:38:14,683
officially have nothing to do
1039
00:38:14,727 --> 00:38:16,946
with the Carrington dynasty
madness
1040
00:38:16,990 --> 00:38:18,861
anymore. Done.
1041
00:38:18,905 --> 00:38:19,993
Okay.
1042
00:38:20,036 --> 00:38:21,690
Well, your mouth
is saying "okay,"
1043
00:38:21,734 --> 00:38:24,345
but your face
is saying "no-kay."
1044
00:38:24,389 --> 00:38:26,260
I know you, Fallon.
1045
00:38:26,304 --> 00:38:28,001
We can move
10,000 miles away,
1046
00:38:28,044 --> 00:38:30,220
but you'll still be connected
to this family.
1047
00:38:30,264 --> 00:38:31,134
Your mother
behaving
1048
00:38:31,178 --> 00:38:32,788
like a child-- that's on her.
1049
00:38:32,832 --> 00:38:34,442
But you being the mature one--
1050
00:38:34,486 --> 00:38:36,488
that's on you.
1051
00:38:36,531 --> 00:38:38,577
Moving away
won't solve anything.
1052
00:38:43,799 --> 00:38:46,411
Why couldn't I have married
beautiful but dumb?
1053
00:38:51,503 --> 00:38:54,332
Deputy Commissioner Dawkins,
thanks for joining me.
1054
00:38:54,375 --> 00:38:56,986
Oh, how can I help
our esteemed Owner of the Year?
1055
00:38:57,030 --> 00:38:59,249
I'm afraid it's
not good news.
1056
00:38:59,293 --> 00:39:02,035
I have found evidence
of a gambling ring
1057
00:39:02,078 --> 00:39:04,124
involving multiple
players in our league.
1058
00:39:04,167 --> 00:39:05,778
That's unfortunate.
1059
00:39:05,821 --> 00:39:07,823
Well, what's unfortunate is,
from what I can tell,
1060
00:39:07,867 --> 00:39:10,043
you are the ringleader.
1061
00:39:10,086 --> 00:39:11,827
So, here's
how I see it.
1062
00:39:11,871 --> 00:39:13,699
You've got two options.
1063
00:39:13,742 --> 00:39:15,265
We can go to the press together,
1064
00:39:15,309 --> 00:39:16,919
and you can
come clean,
1065
00:39:16,963 --> 00:39:18,443
or you can deny it,
1066
00:39:18,486 --> 00:39:20,532
and I can go
to the press alone.
1067
00:39:20,575 --> 00:39:22,621
You know,
there's a third option,
1068
00:39:22,664 --> 00:39:25,580
where you just keep
your mouth shut about this.
1069
00:39:25,624 --> 00:39:28,235
And why would I choose
that option?
1070
00:39:28,278 --> 00:39:30,629
'Cause I heard that
you've been sniffing around,
1071
00:39:30,672 --> 00:39:32,282
and if you say anything
about this,
1072
00:39:32,326 --> 00:39:35,155
multiple players
will testify that
1073
00:39:35,198 --> 00:39:37,113
you are the ringleader.
1074
00:39:37,157 --> 00:39:38,419
Not a good look for our first
1075
00:39:38,463 --> 00:39:40,029
African-American
Owner of the Year.
1076
00:39:41,988 --> 00:39:45,557
Option number three sounds
pretty good now, doesn't it?
1077
00:39:52,390 --> 00:39:55,131
Well, I see
it didn't take you long
1078
00:39:55,175 --> 00:39:56,655
to mark your territory.
1079
00:39:57,525 --> 00:39:59,527
Please tell me
I'm not standing in urine.
1080
00:39:59,571 --> 00:40:01,355
Cute. And gross.
1081
00:40:01,399 --> 00:40:03,052
Does this mean
you've come to your senses?
1082
00:40:03,096 --> 00:40:04,358
Let me guess.
1083
00:40:04,402 --> 00:40:05,968
You want me by your side
at the interview.
1084
00:40:06,012 --> 00:40:07,579
I have come to my senses.
1085
00:40:07,622 --> 00:40:09,624
So I am going
to give you a little preview
1086
00:40:09,668 --> 00:40:11,409
of what I'll be
telling the world.
1087
00:40:11,452 --> 00:40:14,194
That rumors of the
Carrington dynasty crumbling
1088
00:40:14,237 --> 00:40:16,022
are wildly exaggerated.
1089
00:40:16,065 --> 00:40:17,763
Are they?
1090
00:40:17,806 --> 00:40:19,460
I think it already has crumbled.
1091
00:40:19,504 --> 00:40:22,724
In fact, I will be taking over
1092
00:40:22,768 --> 00:40:24,378
as head of the dynasty.
1093
00:40:24,422 --> 00:40:27,686
And I will be doing so
right here, in Carrington Manor,
1094
00:40:27,729 --> 00:40:30,428
in this office,
so get your ass up and out.
1095
00:40:30,471 --> 00:40:34,301
Ooh. I love to see you
all revved up.
1096
00:40:34,954 --> 00:40:36,303
And staying in my house.
1097
00:40:36,346 --> 00:40:38,305
Oh, about that.
1098
00:40:38,348 --> 00:40:39,393
About what?
1099
00:40:39,437 --> 00:40:41,395
I am currently in the process
1100
00:40:41,439 --> 00:40:43,658
of purchasing all
of the land holding access roads
1101
00:40:43,702 --> 00:40:44,572
that surround the manor.
1102
00:40:44,616 --> 00:40:46,487
So while you may
own the house,
1103
00:40:46,531 --> 00:40:48,228
and Dominique owns
the mineral rights,
1104
00:40:48,271 --> 00:40:49,882
I'll own the access to them.
1105
00:40:49,925 --> 00:40:51,536
Meaning?
1106
00:40:51,579 --> 00:40:55,235
Meaning, if you act
like a child again,
1107
00:40:55,278 --> 00:40:57,280
the only diamonds
you'll ever see are
1108
00:40:57,324 --> 00:40:58,891
when you're playing
Texas Hold'em.
1109
00:40:58,934 --> 00:41:00,283
I...
1110
00:41:00,327 --> 00:41:01,720
have been
the collateral damage
1111
00:41:01,763 --> 00:41:04,113
from my family's poor choices
my entire life,
1112
00:41:04,157 --> 00:41:06,638
but that ends now.
1113
00:41:14,907 --> 00:41:17,257
Forgive me, Father.
I'm about to sin.
1114
00:41:17,300 --> 00:41:19,085
Excuse me?
1115
00:41:19,128 --> 00:41:20,173
Not gonna make a scene.
1116
00:41:20,216 --> 00:41:21,566
That would be sacrilegious.
1117
00:41:23,611 --> 00:41:25,395
What are you doing here, Blake?
1118
00:41:25,439 --> 00:41:28,442
Let me make
my confession clear.
1119
00:41:28,486 --> 00:41:32,098
I have a very dangerous Albanian
friend who owes me a favor,
1120
00:41:32,141 --> 00:41:33,752
and that favor
will be to make
1121
00:41:33,795 --> 00:41:35,754
your life hell on earth
1122
00:41:35,797 --> 00:41:38,452
if you don't disappear
from Cristal's life.
1123
00:41:38,496 --> 00:41:41,107
You think I'm afraid of you?
1124
00:41:41,150 --> 00:41:43,675
I really don't care.
But if you want to be stubborn
1125
00:41:43,718 --> 00:41:45,372
and don't go away,
1126
00:41:45,415 --> 00:41:47,374
when I come back,
1127
00:41:47,417 --> 00:41:49,376
you can bet it's not gonna be
for forgiveness.
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