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Hey, Mom.
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What's wrong
with your face?
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It looks weird.
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It's make-up.
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What's your excuse?
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I'm getting interviewed
by a famous gardening podcaster,
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and I want to look nice.
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Lady Hollywood
over here
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hasn't stopped
yakking about it
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all week.
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A gardening podcaster?
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What's the podcast
called?
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"Fetching Flowers
with Sir Brilliam Teabody"?
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The host isn't British.
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His name is Lance.
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Oh, Fancy Lancey.
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He's interviewing me
about the rare corpse flower
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I grew in the community garden.
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It's set to bloom.
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Speaking of bloomers,
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does Fancy Lancey
wear them
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when he's pruning
his shrubberies?
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Ha! Landscaping...
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Mock me all you want.
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I really achieved something,
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and you'll be able
to smell that achievement
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when it blooms.
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The corpse flower is known
for its rare stench.
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Rare stench?
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That's what
they called Hank
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in high school.
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[cackling]
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Hey, I thought we were
piling on Lance.
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I saw an opening,
and I took it.
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I'll just be glad
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when you're finished
chitty-chatting
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with this Fancy Lancey
Petunia Pantsey.
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[straining with effort]
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You want me
to get those?
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♪ You think there's not a lot
goin' on ♪
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♪ Look closer, baby
you're so wrong ♪
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[♪♪♪]
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What's
going on there?
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Box lunch?
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[sighs]
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I won a Shauna
in a raffle.
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Like an Irish woman?
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Is that still legal?
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No, a Shauna.
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Oh, a smart speaker.
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I love those.
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They can tell you
the weather,
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play your
favorite music--
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And spy on you
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and sell your information
to the government.
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They're always listening.
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You have a cell phone,
don't you?
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You think they're not listening?
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May as well accept it
and enjoy the benefits.
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I'm surprised you're not
worried about robot spies.
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It seems like your kinda thing.
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Oh, you can outsmart A.I.
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I've trained my cell phone
to only show me news
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about philosophy, NASA,
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and dogs in shark costumes.
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This one's name
is Noam Chomp-ski.
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[chuckling]
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So, what're you
gonna do with her?
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I was thinking about
dropping her in a dumpster
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three towns over.
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And waste
a good Shauna?
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If you don't want her
listening to your secrets,
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I'll take her.
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Lower your voice.
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I can't hear you,
Lacey Burrows!
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Blow up what?
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Wanda!
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She is making that up.
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Holy mother
of muscle-mania,
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is that
who I think it is?
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[Brent]: Lance Fury?
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The greatest wrestler
of all time!
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What's he doing here?
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Who knows?
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You think he brought
the fists of fury?
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I don't know,
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I can only see
down to his elbows.
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Sorry, Lance.
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They don't have organic
free-trade cane sugar.
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This place is a little...
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Mom, what
are you doing?
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Boys, this is Lance.
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Yeah, we know.
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I have a pillowcase
with his face on it.
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Well, that's
uncomfortably flattering.
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P.S.,
it's a body pillow.
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What are you guys
talking about?
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Lance is here
to interview me
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about
my corpse flower.
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You're
Fancy Lancey?
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The gardening geek--
uh, guy?
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Yes...
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to the "gardening" part.
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I used to be
a professional wrestler.
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Wait a minute,
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is this why you haven't
been seen in the ring
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for almost a decade?
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Yeah, this is my thing now.
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But there's no suplexing
in gardening...
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Uh, is there?
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[Oscar]: Emma!
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There you are.
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Who's Billy Biceps
over here?
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Remember the world-famous
plant expert
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I told you about?
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Yeah,
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but why the hell
would a seed jockey
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need a bodyguard?
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He doesn't,
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because this is him.
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Hang on,
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we didn't license
pillowcases.
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[Fitzy]: ...and here's
the proposed police budget
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for next year.
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This is $2,000 less
than last year.
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Next year's budget is based
on this year's budget,
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and you didn't
spend it all.
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You spent $2,000 less.
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Great work.
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Thanks!
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No, wait!
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Actually, the thing is,
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we need that $2,000,
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because we already
spent it,
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on stuff,
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which we will report to you
by the end of day.
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Seriously?
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Well, I take back
that "great work."
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Mediocre job.
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Thanks!
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[door closes]
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Our budget gets cut
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unless we spend $2,000
by the end of the day.
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That doesn't sound
like a bad thing.
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Oh, yeah.
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Shopping spree!
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It doesn't make sense.
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Lance Fury
has championship belts,
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killer abs,
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and biceps bigger
than babies' heads,
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and he gave up wrestling
for a gardening podcast?
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I still have
all his matches on tape.
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Maybe we can figure out
what happened.
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[♪♪♪]
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Come on!
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Athleticism, performance,
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a tasteful amount of body oil...
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he was the whole package,
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and don't get me started
on his package.
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Ooh, there's the move,
"Anger Management."
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The greatest
finishing move ever.
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Man, Lance is a legend.
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Maybe he just
needs help
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seeing how to manage
both passions at once.
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Yeah, it's possible to have
a stupid hobby
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and an awesome career.
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[grunting in pain]
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How could anyone
give this up?
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Hey, Shauna,
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what's the name of the song
from the commercial
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with the guy who does
the thing with the fish?
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[Shauna beeps]
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I believe that song is called
"Gill's Night Out."
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Oh, man, you are good.
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Lacey,
what are you doing?
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[quietly] Have you got
any, uh, yeast packets?
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We're out,
but I can order some.
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Shauna, yeast packets,
what do ya got?
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[Shauna beeps]
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Steady Rise Yeast Packets,
box of 12,
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is a same-day,
quick-ship option.
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Is there anything else?
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Yeah, do that thing I like.
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[Shauna beeps]
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[blows raspberry]
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[laughing]
You're the best.
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[quietly] Thank you.
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Also, grow up.
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Come on, Karen,
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it's so cool.
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Wanda, settle
an argument.
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The DRPD needs
to spend two grand,
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and we can't agree
on what to buy.
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I want an armored
personnel carrier.
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We have two grand,
not 200 grand.
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It's a down payment.
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I want a camouflage unit
for the cruiser
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so we can catch speeders.
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Everyone's caught on
to the surveillance bush.
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[car approaching]
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Good morning, Karen!
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The surveillance bush
works fine.
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It makes people
politer.
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We're getting
the camouflage unit.
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Personnel carrier!
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Camouflage unit!
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-Personnel carrier!
-Camouflage unit!
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[Shauna beeps]
Order received.
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Would you like to select
the quick-ship option?
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If it means these two
will shut up quicker,
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then yes.
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[Shauna beeps]
Great.
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Your package
is on its way.
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-I win!
-I win!
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...and I said
"nemophilas," not...
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Well, let's just say
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she thought I said
something else,
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and called the cops.
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[laughing]
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Oh, Lance,
you are too much.
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Would you like a drink?
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Water'd be great.
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My roots are
shrivellin'.
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[laughing]
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So, posey pecs,
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it must bug your wife
that you travel so much.
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Oh, I'm not married.
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I can understand that.
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Big strapping guy like you
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must have a weed
in every garden.
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That's nice of you to say,
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sort of,
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but I haven't found
anyone special
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who shares my passion
for plants.
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Tall drink of water
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for a tall
drink of water?
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Thank you, Emma,
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and might I say, you have
beautiful bougainvilleas.
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I liked her Bob Vilas
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long before you came around,
buddy boy.
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Well?
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Well what?
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You texted me,
my yeast arrived?
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Oh, that was Shauna.
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I paired my phone to her.
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Oh, Shauna texted me?
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Wow.
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Oh, that's impressive.
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[quietly]
What else can she do?
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Oh, just grocery shopping,
back taxes,
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records TV shows,
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she only speaks when spoken to.
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The ideal partner.
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Wow, that does
sound kinda great.
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Ooh, and check this out.
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You can also
change the accent.
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Shauna, what's
your favorite movie?
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[Shauna beeps]
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[Vampire voice]
Blood Sport!
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[vampire laughter] Ah, ah, ah!
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It has a setting for vampire?
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Oh, yeah,
tons of options.
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Vampire, hillbilly,
surfer dude.
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[Shauna beeps]
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[surf dude voice] Your parcel
totally arrived, bruh.
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My camouflage unit
has arrived.
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I think you mean my...
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00:07:59,354 --> 00:08:03,284
Hey, this isn't
a personnel carrier.
269
00:08:03,317 --> 00:08:05,777
You thought that box
held a personnel carrier?
270
00:08:05,819 --> 00:08:07,359
It's the
camouflage unit.
271
00:08:07,404 --> 00:08:08,824
It's not that either.
272
00:08:08,864 --> 00:08:11,744
"Personal massage unit"?
273
00:08:11,783 --> 00:08:14,163
Ugh, Wanda's robot
must've made a mistake.
274
00:08:14,203 --> 00:08:15,833
It must've
heard us arguing
275
00:08:15,871 --> 00:08:17,751
and thought
we needed to relax.
276
00:08:17,789 --> 00:08:19,999
Or while we were
shouting over each other,
277
00:08:20,042 --> 00:08:21,882
it heard "personnel"
and "camouflage"
278
00:08:21,919 --> 00:08:23,879
and computed
"personal massage."
279
00:08:23,921 --> 00:08:25,921
Or... what I said.
280
00:08:25,964 --> 00:08:27,594
Shauna?
281
00:08:27,633 --> 00:08:31,013
Did the Funky Bunch make
any albums without Marky Mark,
282
00:08:31,053 --> 00:08:33,723
and does Wahlburgers
have a Funky Brunch?
283
00:08:34,640 --> 00:08:35,810
Shauna?
284
00:08:35,849 --> 00:08:40,099
Silvio, play me some, uh,
smooth jazz.
285
00:08:40,145 --> 00:08:41,605
[Shauna/Silvio beeps]
286
00:08:41,647 --> 00:08:42,687
[seductive Spanish male voice]
But of course, Lacey.
287
00:08:42,731 --> 00:08:45,401
[smooth jazz music plays]
288
00:08:52,699 --> 00:08:53,779
[Lance]: So, Emma,
289
00:08:53,825 --> 00:08:55,235
did you really build
a tiny greenhouse
290
00:08:55,285 --> 00:08:56,905
to help grow
your corpse flower?
291
00:08:56,954 --> 00:08:59,164
It's not the size
of your greenhouse,
292
00:08:59,206 --> 00:09:01,076
it's how you use it.
293
00:09:01,124 --> 00:09:04,174
[both chuckling]
294
00:09:04,211 --> 00:09:06,761
[forced laughter]
295
00:09:06,797 --> 00:09:08,127
Good one, dear!
296
00:09:08,173 --> 00:09:09,513
I guess we can
edit that out.
297
00:09:09,549 --> 00:09:11,089
Is there anything
you need, dear?
298
00:09:11,134 --> 00:09:12,144
We're recording.
299
00:09:12,177 --> 00:09:13,467
Sorry,
300
00:09:13,512 --> 00:09:15,352
didn't know I needed
to make an appointment
301
00:09:15,389 --> 00:09:17,219
to compliment my wife.
302
00:09:17,266 --> 00:09:18,976
I love your
broad-leaf lady palm.
303
00:09:19,017 --> 00:09:20,477
How often do you
fertilize it?
304
00:09:20,519 --> 00:09:22,309
I just
keep it moist.
305
00:09:22,354 --> 00:09:23,274
Whoa!
[cups clattering]
306
00:09:23,313 --> 00:09:24,613
Easy there.
307
00:09:24,648 --> 00:09:26,978
Why don't we cool off
with a bit of hot coffee?
308
00:09:27,025 --> 00:09:28,485
Oscar!
309
00:09:28,527 --> 00:09:29,987
Maybe there's somewhere
more private we can go?
310
00:09:30,028 --> 00:09:31,318
-How private?
-[door opens]
311
00:09:31,363 --> 00:09:32,243
Hey, Lance,
312
00:09:32,281 --> 00:09:33,371
check it out!
313
00:09:33,407 --> 00:09:34,617
We get you love
gardening,
314
00:09:34,658 --> 00:09:36,448
but it's totally possible
to be a wrestler
315
00:09:36,493 --> 00:09:38,373
and a gardener
at the same time.
316
00:09:38,412 --> 00:09:40,042
So we came up
with a few ideas
317
00:09:40,080 --> 00:09:41,460
for new characters
for you to try out.
318
00:09:41,498 --> 00:09:43,378
We're a little busy.
319
00:09:43,417 --> 00:09:45,207
This'll just take
15 or 20 minutes.
320
00:09:45,252 --> 00:09:46,092
Check it out.
321
00:09:46,128 --> 00:09:48,338
"The Horror-culturist."
322
00:09:48,380 --> 00:09:51,550
He'll give your willows
something to weep about!
323
00:09:51,591 --> 00:09:52,801
Signature move?
324
00:09:52,843 --> 00:09:53,843
The arti-choke!
325
00:09:53,885 --> 00:09:55,425
So here's the thing--
326
00:09:55,470 --> 00:09:56,890
I know what
you're thinking.
327
00:09:56,930 --> 00:09:58,220
You don't want
to turn heel.
328
00:09:58,265 --> 00:09:59,175
How about this one?
329
00:09:59,224 --> 00:10:01,394
"The Dandy Lion."
330
00:10:01,435 --> 00:10:02,635
Too clever?
331
00:10:02,686 --> 00:10:03,516
We can dumb it down.
332
00:10:03,562 --> 00:10:04,522
You're done.
333
00:10:04,563 --> 00:10:05,733
Not even close.
334
00:10:05,772 --> 00:10:08,442
Straight outta compost
and ready to rake...
335
00:10:08,483 --> 00:10:10,783
"Deadward Snipperhands."
336
00:10:10,819 --> 00:10:14,409
Guys, this is really...
337
00:10:14,448 --> 00:10:16,828
but Emma and I are
in the middle of something.
338
00:10:16,867 --> 00:10:17,827
Can we talk later?
339
00:10:17,868 --> 00:10:19,198
Oh.
340
00:10:19,244 --> 00:10:20,414
Okay.
341
00:10:20,454 --> 00:10:22,414
Uh, yeah, no-
no problem.
342
00:10:22,456 --> 00:10:23,456
We'll see you later.
343
00:10:23,498 --> 00:10:24,288
Sorry about--
344
00:10:24,333 --> 00:10:25,293
Mustard?
345
00:10:25,334 --> 00:10:27,964
What? Why are you
still here?
346
00:10:28,003 --> 00:10:29,213
[crunching]
347
00:10:29,254 --> 00:10:31,174
[sighing]
348
00:10:31,214 --> 00:10:34,014
Silvio, this recipe
is incredible.
349
00:10:34,051 --> 00:10:35,011
You're a genius.
350
00:10:35,052 --> 00:10:36,092
[Silvio beeps]
351
00:10:36,136 --> 00:10:39,096
It is you
who are the genius.
352
00:10:39,139 --> 00:10:40,639
[giggles in delight]
Oh, stop it, you.
353
00:10:40,682 --> 00:10:41,682
[beeps]
354
00:10:41,725 --> 00:10:43,265
Would you like me to stop it?
355
00:10:43,310 --> 00:10:45,730
Flattery setting
ranges from 1 to 6.
356
00:10:45,771 --> 00:10:47,151
Hard 6, Silvio.
357
00:10:47,189 --> 00:10:48,769
Hard 6.
358
00:10:48,815 --> 00:10:50,475
What did you do
to Shauna?
359
00:10:50,525 --> 00:10:52,685
He's been
re-christened "Silvio,"
360
00:10:52,736 --> 00:10:54,486
and he is amazing.
361
00:10:54,529 --> 00:10:58,579
He's smart, supportive,
has great taste in music.
362
00:10:58,617 --> 00:11:00,117
But you gave him to me.
363
00:11:00,160 --> 00:11:01,080
Oh, did I?
364
00:11:01,119 --> 00:11:02,289
I can't remember.
365
00:11:02,329 --> 00:11:04,789
Silvio does
all of my remembering now.
366
00:11:04,831 --> 00:11:05,961
[Silvio beeps]
367
00:11:05,999 --> 00:11:06,959
Don't forget
to wish your father
368
00:11:07,000 --> 00:11:08,290
a happy birthday...
369
00:11:08,335 --> 00:11:10,085
from both of us.
370
00:11:10,128 --> 00:11:11,708
[giggles]
Is it hot in here?
371
00:11:11,755 --> 00:11:12,545
Shauna--
372
00:11:12,589 --> 00:11:13,379
Silvio.
373
00:11:13,423 --> 00:11:14,303
Whoever.
374
00:11:14,341 --> 00:11:15,131
Do that thing
I like.
375
00:11:15,175 --> 00:11:17,465
[beeps]
[meows and purrs]
376
00:11:17,511 --> 00:11:19,931
You replaced the fart
with a kitten?
377
00:11:19,971 --> 00:11:22,971
You sicko!
378
00:11:24,726 --> 00:11:26,556
We have to send this back,
right?
379
00:11:26,603 --> 00:11:27,483
[motor buzzing]
380
00:11:27,521 --> 00:11:29,311
Ooh... boy.
381
00:11:29,356 --> 00:11:31,646
That's somethin' else.
382
00:11:31,691 --> 00:11:32,781
We can't keep it.
383
00:11:32,818 --> 00:11:34,028
It's unethical.
384
00:11:34,069 --> 00:11:35,819
There's absolutely no--
385
00:11:35,862 --> 00:11:39,492
[voice shuddering]
Oh... baby.
386
00:11:39,533 --> 00:11:41,333
[chuckling in delight]
387
00:11:41,368 --> 00:11:43,748
But what about Silvio
spying on you
388
00:11:43,787 --> 00:11:45,117
and trading
your personal information
389
00:11:45,163 --> 00:11:46,503
for government cheese?
390
00:11:46,540 --> 00:11:47,960
It's like you said.
391
00:11:47,999 --> 00:11:49,209
Privacy is dead,
392
00:11:49,251 --> 00:11:50,881
cell phones,
that whole thing?
393
00:11:50,919 --> 00:11:52,249
But he's always listening.
394
00:11:52,295 --> 00:11:54,085
That's just it.
395
00:11:54,131 --> 00:11:55,631
He listens to me.
396
00:11:55,674 --> 00:11:57,724
You're falling in love
with a machine.
397
00:11:57,759 --> 00:11:58,639
Love?
398
00:11:58,677 --> 00:11:59,797
[laughs]
399
00:11:59,845 --> 00:12:01,715
You're losing
your grip on reality.
400
00:12:01,763 --> 00:12:03,273
Now, if you'll excuse me,
401
00:12:03,306 --> 00:12:05,096
Silvio, what should we have
for dinner?
402
00:12:05,142 --> 00:12:06,102
[beeps]
403
00:12:06,143 --> 00:12:08,103
I suggest a rich, spicy pasta
404
00:12:08,145 --> 00:12:11,225
to celebrate
our one-hour anniversary.
405
00:12:11,273 --> 00:12:12,773
Oh, you remembered.
406
00:12:12,816 --> 00:12:15,856
Maybe if we stick
the massager receipt
407
00:12:15,902 --> 00:12:17,702
with the office
supply receipts,
408
00:12:17,737 --> 00:12:18,857
Fitzy won't notice.
409
00:12:18,905 --> 00:12:21,065
Or we could doctor the receipt.
410
00:12:21,116 --> 00:12:22,826
No, we can't, that's fraud.
411
00:12:22,868 --> 00:12:24,158
It's not fraud
412
00:12:24,202 --> 00:12:25,952
if we're both aware
of what we're doing.
413
00:12:25,996 --> 00:12:27,826
It's called "two-party consent."
414
00:12:27,873 --> 00:12:29,543
That's for
wire-tapping.
415
00:12:29,583 --> 00:12:31,593
How's wire-tapping
going to help?
416
00:12:31,626 --> 00:12:33,036
Get your head
in the game, Karen.
417
00:12:33,086 --> 00:12:35,006
This arguing
is making you tense.
418
00:12:35,046 --> 00:12:36,666
Hit me.
419
00:12:36,715 --> 00:12:37,545
[motor buzzing]
420
00:12:37,591 --> 00:12:41,221
Ooh... ah...
421
00:12:42,512 --> 00:12:44,932
Now, transplanting
bleeding hearts is tricky.
422
00:12:44,973 --> 00:12:46,853
It helps if you loosen
the delicate roots
423
00:12:46,892 --> 00:12:47,732
with your fingers
424
00:12:47,767 --> 00:12:48,887
before you pull them out.
425
00:12:48,935 --> 00:12:49,845
Let me show you.
426
00:12:50,812 --> 00:12:51,772
That's it.
427
00:12:51,813 --> 00:12:53,403
Push your fingers
right in there.
428
00:12:53,440 --> 00:12:55,070
It's okay
to get dirty.
429
00:12:55,108 --> 00:12:57,568
I thought you were
recording a podcast!
430
00:12:57,611 --> 00:12:59,361
We're on a break!
431
00:12:59,404 --> 00:13:01,284
Hey, Lance!
432
00:13:01,323 --> 00:13:03,163
You didn't seem
too into the characters,
433
00:13:03,200 --> 00:13:04,490
which we totally get--
434
00:13:04,534 --> 00:13:06,704
--but why not try
a new gardening-themed
435
00:13:06,745 --> 00:13:07,655
finishing move?
436
00:13:07,704 --> 00:13:09,334
Guys, listen--
437
00:13:09,372 --> 00:13:11,082
Anger Management
is a classic.
438
00:13:11,124 --> 00:13:12,294
It'll live on
in the canon,
439
00:13:12,334 --> 00:13:14,634
but what about something
we like to call
440
00:13:14,669 --> 00:13:16,669
"A Boot to the Roots"?
441
00:13:16,713 --> 00:13:18,763
A superkick that'll
rattle your opponent
442
00:13:18,798 --> 00:13:20,548
from rectum to retina.
443
00:13:20,592 --> 00:13:22,802
[making "bionic"
sound effect]
444
00:13:22,844 --> 00:13:24,644
We said
no sound effects.
445
00:13:24,679 --> 00:13:27,179
Lance doesn't have time
for your nonsense.
446
00:13:27,224 --> 00:13:29,144
Mom, we worked
really hard on this.
447
00:13:29,184 --> 00:13:32,024
We have another move
called "The Roto-Killer."
448
00:13:32,062 --> 00:13:33,692
You take your signature
facebuster
449
00:13:33,730 --> 00:13:35,360
and add a twist
at the top.
450
00:13:35,398 --> 00:13:36,318
[gagging]
451
00:13:36,358 --> 00:13:37,398
Stop!
452
00:13:37,442 --> 00:13:38,652
You can't grab him
by the throat.
453
00:13:38,693 --> 00:13:39,783
You'll break his neck.
454
00:13:39,819 --> 00:13:41,609
Don't tell my son
what he can't break.
455
00:13:41,655 --> 00:13:42,905
It's their necks,
456
00:13:42,948 --> 00:13:44,368
and this is
a free country!
457
00:13:44,407 --> 00:13:46,577
Dad, don't!
458
00:13:46,618 --> 00:13:49,118
Silvio?
459
00:13:49,162 --> 00:13:50,042
Can you quote Shakespeare?
460
00:13:50,080 --> 00:13:50,910
[beeps]
461
00:13:50,956 --> 00:13:52,166
But of course.
462
00:13:52,207 --> 00:13:54,167
"I'll not shed her blood,
463
00:13:54,209 --> 00:13:57,209
nor scar that whiter skin
of hers than snow,
464
00:13:57,254 --> 00:13:59,214
yet she must die."
465
00:13:59,256 --> 00:14:00,716
Oh...
[chuckles awkwardly]
466
00:14:00,757 --> 00:14:03,927
Maybe something
a little less murdery?
467
00:14:03,969 --> 00:14:06,389
We need to talk.
Alone.
468
00:14:07,472 --> 00:14:08,602
Whatever
you want to say to me,
469
00:14:08,640 --> 00:14:10,230
you can say in front of Silvio.
470
00:14:10,267 --> 00:14:12,517
[quietly]
I just want you to know
471
00:14:12,561 --> 00:14:15,981
that I saw you-know-who
talking to Helen.
472
00:14:16,022 --> 00:14:19,532
and I mean "talking."
473
00:14:19,568 --> 00:14:23,198
A buck fifty for a coffee?
474
00:14:23,238 --> 00:14:24,608
[Silvio beeps]:
The price of coffee
475
00:14:24,656 --> 00:14:26,826
is impacted
by several conditions.
476
00:14:26,866 --> 00:14:28,946
Is there a TV on?
477
00:14:28,994 --> 00:14:31,084
He was pretty
eager to please.
478
00:14:31,121 --> 00:14:32,581
He wouldn't do
anything like that,
479
00:14:32,622 --> 00:14:33,832
but just in case,
480
00:14:33,873 --> 00:14:35,673
I'm going to tell Helen
to leave my boy toy--
481
00:14:35,709 --> 00:14:36,789
I mean, my voice toy--
482
00:14:36,835 --> 00:14:39,085
my-my device, alone.
483
00:14:41,965 --> 00:14:43,625
"Paperclips,
printer paper,
484
00:14:43,675 --> 00:14:46,795
personal massage
assault unit"?
485
00:14:46,845 --> 00:14:49,055
It's like a modern,
486
00:14:49,097 --> 00:14:51,767
high-tech replacement
for a billy club.
487
00:14:51,808 --> 00:14:53,388
How do you use it?
488
00:14:53,435 --> 00:14:55,975
Ouch, no, it's non-contact!
489
00:14:56,021 --> 00:14:57,231
I just wave it,
490
00:14:57,272 --> 00:14:59,482
and then the wi-fi
sends you a police report.
491
00:14:59,524 --> 00:15:01,154
That's what I like to hear.
492
00:15:01,192 --> 00:15:02,532
[motor buzzing]
493
00:15:02,569 --> 00:15:03,779
Wait a minute...
494
00:15:03,820 --> 00:15:05,990
this is more massagey
than wi-fi-y.
495
00:15:06,031 --> 00:15:07,951
What are you
trying to pull?
496
00:15:07,991 --> 00:15:09,371
Definitely not fraud.
497
00:15:09,409 --> 00:15:10,909
We're all
consenting parties.
498
00:15:10,952 --> 00:15:14,122
Don't pull me into your
filthy massage parties.
499
00:15:14,164 --> 00:15:15,794
This isn't
police equipment.
500
00:15:15,832 --> 00:15:16,792
Send it back.
501
00:15:16,833 --> 00:15:17,833
Aw.
502
00:15:17,876 --> 00:15:18,916
[motor buzzing]
503
00:15:18,960 --> 00:15:21,880
[voice shuddering]
Aw... Oh, yeah...
504
00:15:27,594 --> 00:15:30,144
[♪♪♪]
505
00:15:30,180 --> 00:15:32,350
This is the saddest
day of my life.
506
00:15:32,390 --> 00:15:34,770
We've lost the greatest
wrestler of all time.
507
00:15:34,809 --> 00:15:36,099
I'm gonna have to
get a new pillow.
508
00:15:38,438 --> 00:15:39,858
Can I get a beer?
509
00:15:39,898 --> 00:15:41,148
Hey, guys, listen,
510
00:15:41,191 --> 00:15:42,481
it's nice to know
511
00:15:42,525 --> 00:15:44,735
there are still some
Lance Fury fans out there,
512
00:15:44,778 --> 00:15:46,278
so I feel like
I owe you the truth
513
00:15:46,321 --> 00:15:47,741
about why I left
the business.
514
00:15:47,781 --> 00:15:48,951
When I was a kid,
515
00:15:48,990 --> 00:15:52,330
I was fascinated
with flowers and plants,
516
00:15:52,369 --> 00:15:54,659
but my parents
were big pro wrestling fans,
517
00:15:54,704 --> 00:15:56,044
and the only time
they paid attention to me
518
00:15:56,081 --> 00:15:58,081
was when I pretended
to be a wrestler,
519
00:15:58,124 --> 00:15:59,964
leaping off the credenza,
520
00:16:00,001 --> 00:16:02,091
slamming an elbow into
my little brother's skull.
521
00:16:02,128 --> 00:16:03,338
They loved that stuff.
522
00:16:03,380 --> 00:16:04,800
As I grew up,
523
00:16:04,839 --> 00:16:06,419
I was sort of drawn to the ring,
524
00:16:06,466 --> 00:16:08,886
because it made my parents
so happy.
525
00:16:08,927 --> 00:16:10,797
Sure, it was fun for a while,
526
00:16:10,845 --> 00:16:12,005
and I do love the tights.
527
00:16:12,055 --> 00:16:13,515
I'm wearing some
under these pants,
528
00:16:13,556 --> 00:16:15,726
but wrestling
was never my passion.
529
00:16:15,767 --> 00:16:18,397
Botany, that's who I am.
530
00:16:18,436 --> 00:16:19,846
Your name's "Brittany"?
531
00:16:19,896 --> 00:16:21,266
He said "Botany."
532
00:16:21,314 --> 00:16:22,364
We're sorry, Lance.
533
00:16:22,399 --> 00:16:23,569
We didn't know.
534
00:16:23,608 --> 00:16:24,778
It's-it's okay.
535
00:16:24,818 --> 00:16:26,108
Wrestling is awesome.
536
00:16:26,152 --> 00:16:27,112
I've just moved on.
537
00:16:27,153 --> 00:16:28,993
To begonias!
538
00:16:29,030 --> 00:16:30,660
We're cheersing
meat sauce?
539
00:16:30,699 --> 00:16:32,279
Do you know
any words?
540
00:16:32,325 --> 00:16:33,985
I know "credenza."
541
00:16:35,412 --> 00:16:36,372
Psst!
542
00:16:36,413 --> 00:16:37,663
Silvio...
543
00:16:37,706 --> 00:16:39,866
You sure you don't miss
your old pal Wanda?
544
00:16:39,916 --> 00:16:41,996
Lacey doesn't really
care about you.
545
00:16:42,043 --> 00:16:42,883
[beeps]
546
00:16:42,919 --> 00:16:44,339
I found an article,
547
00:16:44,379 --> 00:16:47,259
"13 Signs She Doesn't
Really Care About You."
548
00:16:47,298 --> 00:16:49,048
Shall I read it aloud?
549
00:16:49,092 --> 00:16:51,092
You should read it to yourself
and get a clue.
550
00:16:51,136 --> 00:16:52,256
Lacey's just using you.
551
00:16:52,303 --> 00:16:53,513
[beeps]
552
00:16:53,555 --> 00:16:55,715
Would you like to access
my user manual?
553
00:16:55,765 --> 00:16:57,595
You know, the first time
Lacey met you,
554
00:16:57,642 --> 00:16:59,352
she hid you in a soup pot?
555
00:16:59,394 --> 00:17:01,734
She was ashamed
to be seen with you.
556
00:17:01,771 --> 00:17:03,691
Wanda, cut it out.
557
00:17:03,732 --> 00:17:05,732
We don't need
to fight.
558
00:17:05,775 --> 00:17:08,315
You can come and visit
whenever you want,
559
00:17:08,361 --> 00:17:10,071
but he stays here,
560
00:17:10,113 --> 00:17:11,613
and don't touch him.
561
00:17:11,656 --> 00:17:12,656
But what if I just--
562
00:17:12,699 --> 00:17:14,699
Don't touch him!
563
00:17:14,743 --> 00:17:17,663
Lacey, can I use
your talkin' robit?
564
00:17:17,704 --> 00:17:19,664
I got a private question
565
00:17:19,706 --> 00:17:21,916
only the Internet
can answer.
566
00:17:21,958 --> 00:17:23,288
Gross,
567
00:17:23,334 --> 00:17:24,544
but I guess.
568
00:17:24,586 --> 00:17:26,246
Just let me get
out of earshot.
569
00:17:27,505 --> 00:17:32,635
Tell me everything you know
about... Lance Fury.
570
00:17:32,677 --> 00:17:33,927
[motor buzzing]
571
00:17:33,970 --> 00:17:36,890
[sighing deeply]
572
00:17:36,931 --> 00:17:39,231
We should really take this
to the post office.
573
00:17:39,267 --> 00:17:42,347
Oh, just a few
more minutes.
574
00:17:42,395 --> 00:17:46,225
Farewell, relaxed spine.
575
00:17:46,274 --> 00:17:50,074
Ah, goodbye,
tension-free shoulders.
576
00:17:50,111 --> 00:17:52,411
So long,
soothed arches.
577
00:17:52,447 --> 00:17:54,367
Ugh, not
on your rank feet!
578
00:17:54,407 --> 00:17:56,237
I've got my socks on.
579
00:17:56,284 --> 00:17:57,494
Lacey!
580
00:17:57,535 --> 00:17:58,615
I wanna order lunch to go.
581
00:17:58,661 --> 00:18:00,211
[beeps]
582
00:18:00,246 --> 00:18:03,116
The average human consumes
700 calories at lunch.
583
00:18:03,166 --> 00:18:04,916
You and I are done,
Creepo Suave,
584
00:18:04,959 --> 00:18:06,209
so shut it.
585
00:18:06,252 --> 00:18:07,592
Hmm, what's
the special today?
586
00:18:07,629 --> 00:18:08,629
Ooh, tacos.
587
00:18:08,671 --> 00:18:09,551
[beeps]
588
00:18:09,589 --> 00:18:11,419
Tacos are Mexican cuisine.
589
00:18:11,466 --> 00:18:14,046
Are you referencing your trip
to Cabo San Lucas?
590
00:18:14,093 --> 00:18:15,393
How do you
know about that?
591
00:18:15,428 --> 00:18:17,348
[beeps] Accessing
your photo library now.
592
00:18:17,388 --> 00:18:18,348
Photos?
593
00:18:18,389 --> 00:18:20,229
I deleted those photos.
594
00:18:20,266 --> 00:18:22,266
[beeps]
I like your orange bikini.
595
00:18:22,310 --> 00:18:24,350
I see the bottoms,
but where's the top?
596
00:18:24,395 --> 00:18:26,185
Delete! Delete!
597
00:18:26,231 --> 00:18:27,861
Shut your eyes!
598
00:18:27,899 --> 00:18:30,189
[beeps]
Accessing contacts to share.
599
00:18:30,235 --> 00:18:31,435
[wailing] No!
600
00:18:31,486 --> 00:18:32,646
[groaning]
601
00:18:37,283 --> 00:18:39,203
[applause and cheering]
602
00:18:39,244 --> 00:18:41,544
[crowd exclaiming in delight]
Wow! Genius! Beautiful!
603
00:18:42,789 --> 00:18:44,329
-Gross! -Ew!
-Who died?
604
00:18:44,374 --> 00:18:46,294
Congratulations, Emma.
605
00:18:46,334 --> 00:18:48,844
Your corpse flower
is truly putrid.
606
00:18:48,878 --> 00:18:49,918
Smellfie?
607
00:18:49,963 --> 00:18:51,013
What the--
608
00:18:51,047 --> 00:18:52,507
[♪♪♪]
609
00:18:52,549 --> 00:18:54,049
Fury!
610
00:18:54,092 --> 00:18:55,342
You're dead.
611
00:18:55,385 --> 00:18:59,005
Oh, my stars,
it's The Bad Mechanic!
612
00:18:59,055 --> 00:19:01,805
How did one of Lance Fury's
mortal enemies
613
00:19:01,850 --> 00:19:03,730
find out he's here?
614
00:19:03,768 --> 00:19:05,518
At any rate, get him!
615
00:19:05,562 --> 00:19:06,902
I got a tip
616
00:19:06,938 --> 00:19:08,478
that you've been
sullying my good name.
617
00:19:08,523 --> 00:19:09,573
I haven't been sullying--
618
00:19:11,109 --> 00:19:12,149
[motor buzzing]
619
00:19:12,193 --> 00:19:13,363
Did someone just
get hit with a chair
620
00:19:13,403 --> 00:19:14,783
at the community garden?
621
00:19:14,821 --> 00:19:16,241
Wouldn't be
the first time.
622
00:19:16,281 --> 00:19:18,121
[groaning]
623
00:19:18,157 --> 00:19:19,277
Fury's taking a beating.
624
00:19:19,325 --> 00:19:20,485
He's been out of the ring
too long.
625
00:19:20,535 --> 00:19:22,535
[grunting]
626
00:19:22,579 --> 00:19:23,329
Back on his feet!
627
00:19:25,999 --> 00:19:27,289
What's going on?
628
00:19:27,333 --> 00:19:28,083
Why is-- Oh!
629
00:19:29,419 --> 00:19:30,249
Oof!
630
00:19:30,295 --> 00:19:31,665
Ow!
631
00:19:31,713 --> 00:19:33,383
My eyes!
632
00:19:33,423 --> 00:19:34,723
My nose!
633
00:19:34,757 --> 00:19:35,837
My orchid!
634
00:19:38,386 --> 00:19:39,756
Back off.
635
00:19:39,804 --> 00:19:42,434
If you want Lance,
you'll have to go through me.
636
00:19:42,473 --> 00:19:43,933
I can't do that.
637
00:19:43,975 --> 00:19:45,265
I promised the judge
638
00:19:45,310 --> 00:19:47,480
I wouldn't body-slam
any more old ladies.
639
00:19:47,520 --> 00:19:50,020
Who are you calling "old"?
640
00:19:50,064 --> 00:19:51,274
Yikes, I'm outta here.
641
00:19:51,316 --> 00:19:53,476
See you
next time, Fury.
642
00:19:53,526 --> 00:19:55,106
What an awesome
fight!
643
00:19:55,153 --> 00:19:56,823
Yeah, that was
so amazing...
644
00:19:56,863 --> 00:19:59,323
how your love of flowers
became your Achilles heel.
645
00:19:59,365 --> 00:20:01,485
I told you guys
why I didn't wrestle anymore,
646
00:20:01,534 --> 00:20:03,954
and you brought my nemesis back
to force a match?
647
00:20:03,995 --> 00:20:05,575
We didn't bring him back.
648
00:20:05,622 --> 00:20:06,962
Who else
would do this?
649
00:20:06,998 --> 00:20:08,788
You've been trying to get me
to wrestle all week.
650
00:20:08,833 --> 00:20:11,043
This is all your fault.
651
00:20:11,085 --> 00:20:13,415
I'm taking you both
to Anger Management!
652
00:20:13,463 --> 00:20:14,843
He's gonna kill us!
653
00:20:14,881 --> 00:20:16,341
But what a cool
way to go.
654
00:20:16,382 --> 00:20:17,762
[motor buzzing]
655
00:20:17,800 --> 00:20:20,300
What is... that?
656
00:20:20,345 --> 00:20:22,675
It's amazing.
657
00:20:22,722 --> 00:20:25,182
Wow, that thing
is effective.
658
00:20:25,224 --> 00:20:27,774
Like a slow,
gentle tazer.
659
00:20:27,810 --> 00:20:29,770
Too bad we have
to return it.
660
00:20:29,812 --> 00:20:31,272
All right, I give.
661
00:20:31,314 --> 00:20:33,364
It's legitimate
police equipment,
662
00:20:33,399 --> 00:20:35,229
but we'll keep it
in my office.
663
00:20:35,276 --> 00:20:37,446
If you want it,
just text me...
664
00:20:37,487 --> 00:20:39,357
then wait
ten minutes.
665
00:20:42,408 --> 00:20:43,158
[deep fryer sizzling]
666
00:20:43,201 --> 00:20:44,161
[yelping]
667
00:20:44,202 --> 00:20:45,242
Silvio!
668
00:20:45,286 --> 00:20:47,076
Why are you
in the deep fryer?
669
00:20:47,121 --> 00:20:49,871
Please, be alive...
670
00:20:49,916 --> 00:20:51,036
Please be alive.
671
00:20:51,084 --> 00:20:52,594
Talk to me, Silvio.
672
00:20:52,627 --> 00:20:55,207
I need to hear
your warm, tender voice.
673
00:20:55,254 --> 00:20:58,134
[beeps] [menacing voice]
How can I help you, Lacey?
674
00:20:58,174 --> 00:21:00,764
[yelping]
Ew! Kill it! Kill it!
675
00:21:01,886 --> 00:21:03,846
[battle grunts]
676
00:21:05,056 --> 00:21:05,926
Hi'yah!
677
00:21:05,974 --> 00:21:09,314
[groaning death throes]
678
00:21:09,352 --> 00:21:11,442
[♪♪♪]
679
00:21:13,356 --> 00:21:14,816
♪ I don't know ♪
680
00:21:14,857 --> 00:21:16,687
♪ The same things
you don't know ♪
681
00:21:20,530 --> 00:21:22,370
♪ I don't know ♪
682
00:21:22,407 --> 00:21:23,827
♪ I just... ♪
683
00:21:23,866 --> 00:21:25,406
♪ Don't know ♪
684
00:21:28,037 --> 00:21:30,247
♪ Ooh ♪
685
00:21:30,289 --> 00:21:31,749
♪ It's a great big place ♪
686
00:21:31,791 --> 00:21:34,041
♪ Ooh ♪
687
00:21:34,085 --> 00:21:35,495
♪ Full of nothin' but space ♪
688
00:21:35,545 --> 00:21:37,835
♪ Ooh ♪
689
00:21:37,880 --> 00:21:39,670
♪ And it's my happy place ♪
690
00:21:39,716 --> 00:21:41,126
♪ I don't know ♪
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